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Love, Pete's Mom by
asdotcom
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my very special guest entry for my boyfriend asdotcom. did i really write this back in 7/03? well, shit. |
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Pete's Mom XIV by
asdotcom
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i love the whole Pete's mom thing |
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Instant Karma Gonna Make You Barf by
ladeeleroy
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"As soon as the image comes up on the monitor the student playing the vendor begins projectially vomitting. Hard core vomit. Puke-O-Rama. The Spewinator. Hurla Walla Ding Dong. Blarg." |
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in my life by
bethany9
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"Sure my life would be glamourous. Exciting. Filled with amazing sex. But I think 'ol Vince's luster would wear off. So on one of my many trips to LA, I would run (literally) into Conan O'Brien.
The sparks would fly. And he would be mine" |
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how to butt fuck by
pattymelt
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ok. yeah. i wrote it. but it's good! all you butt sexers, go! |
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The Breast Game by
mrgrey
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cause my breasts are in there! |
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The Bathroom Rules by
chicagojo
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praise the lord! i thought i was the only one who hated squatters! |
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Today is by
thedevlyn
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beautiful |
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Oh bodily functions, your so bodily by
icantread
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crapplebee's, farts and zit a'poppin'..... |
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12 Steps by
catsmeow1224
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everyone should read AND do this! |
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these are the diaryrings i belong to: by
pattymelt
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so you can find them! |
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Harrrrrr! by
kitty-kaboom
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two of my favorite things: pirates (HRRRRR!) and poo! |
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STORY TIME BOYS AND GIRLS! by
dooki
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it made me laugh out loud. |
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Anal Sex Gone Arwy by
prostituee
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with my love of anal, this is just too fucking funny! |
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The Pubic Conundrum by
idiot-milk
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pubic hairs AND retarded behavior! she rocks! |
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Two Things I'd Do Differently If I Were A Stripper by
ann-frank
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i have gone back to look at some of her old stuff, and shit! she is funny! and, of course, i like all the porn/stripper entries... |
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My cat totally wrote this diary entry, I swear! by
toothbrush
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dolores and the ugly pink ball |
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Bill Nye Science Guy I ain't by
idiot-milk
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another poop entry! yeah! |
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Yep I'm a Queer by
mikeygal
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all her QAF fantasies.... |
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Capades by
cyanophyta
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little wienies |
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Fat Mikey in Little Coat by
mikeygal
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the whole damn thing is hillarious! |
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Farting His Guts Out by
crackheadred
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more doody humor! |
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Lessons Part I by
ladeeleroy
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the more i read of her old stuff the more i love her. another poop story... |
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Spit or Swallow? by
ladeeleroy
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not about what you think - but just as funny! |
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I kissed a gal for the 5th time. by
ladeeleroy
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i don't know what is better about this - the girl kissing or the smoking.... |
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Now I take a break from saying, "O! Woe is me!" and Talk About The Smell Of Ass by
ladeeleroy
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too fuuny! poop humor strikes again! |
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i fell in love... by
ink-grrl
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i wanna cry! this is beautiful! |
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Reward me for I've been very, very bad! by
ms-m
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love letter to brad pitt! |
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THE WORLD IS DOOMED, SLAYER MAN by
shutupmom
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the visual, man! the visual! |
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IM THE NEW FREEDOM LADY by
shutupmom
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"WHEN YOU TELL YOUR DUDE THAT IF HE CANT HOLD HIS WAD UNTIL YOURE DAMN WELL READY TO COME THEN HES GONNA HAVE TO INVEST IN A STRAP-ON DILDO OF YOUR CHOOSING...."
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Daddy and Andrew's Exciting Adventure by
unclebob
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ok, so everyone reads unclebob. he is funny as hell. especially for someone with a kid! (me no like kids) but bob and andrew are the bomb! |
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sometimes doo doo has nuts and corn in it by
fu-fu
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teaching 4yr olds to curse |
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Mr. Timber Who? by
mikeygal
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she had a dorky dream about mr timberlake. freak! |
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bandwagonesque by
fu-fu
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poop is funny! |
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I Think I'm Living With Corky by
ladeeleroy
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she is in love with a retard. |
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The Moral Of the Porn's Story Is! by
ann-frank
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great entry! and mmmm porn! |
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carpe dium II by
bluecandle
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inspiring..... |
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