I know everthing. Hurry up and read me before I forget something.
 My favorite diaries: |
| betabitch profile - diary |
| comments: I agree, I say. |
| realjesus profile - diary |
| comments: Read it. Too funny to explain, you must see the light yourself. |
| Mckay68 profile - diary |
| comments: My spark neighbor and new millenium mama. She's got words for your ass too. |
| dubyah profile - diary |
| comments: George dubyah Bush that is. Even though I claim to be in search of the truth, a lot of my favorite diaries are phony. |
| Nudetwister profile - diary |
| comments: Likes and hates stuff, just like all of us, but 'splains it better. |
| Octobergirl profile - diary |
| comments: She weaves language together like spun gold, beautiful and heavy. |
| Chiv profile - diary |
| comments: The intelligence is intimidating. Has had a real effect on my life without trying to. |
| DeadeyeDick profile - diary |
| comments: I'll bring the stray cat, you bring the dogfood. |
| Lucky-starz profile - diary |
| comments: Honest slices of the human experience. |
| Ann-frank profile - diary |
| comments: Even Milli Vanilli weren't dedicated enough to lip-synch into a used toilet brush. Full of the good, good comedy ! |
| hi-neighbor profile - diary |
| comments: I hate people who can speak my mind better than me. |
| Outloud profile - diary |
| comments: Very talented writer. |
| Unemployed profile - diary |
| comments: Ridiculously hilarious. |
| Channeled profile - diary |
| comments: A fictional collaberation co-founded by the lovely Octobergirl and yours truly. |
| KungfuKitten profile - diary |
| comments: Rescues felines, pays to get beaten with sticks, and takes public transit. You know she'll stay inspired. |
| abortedfetus profile - diary |
| comments: Her entries are short, sweet and will suck you into trying to read them all in one sitting. Perfect for when you have something productive you should be doing. |
| Ms-M profile - diary |
| comments: The Queen of the humour diary ring. Since she will soon be my wifey, I am the future king! Hail us! NO!-Not with stones! |
| Bootkiller profile - diary |
| comments: Will make you hungry. |
| Wicked-sezzy profile - diary |
| comments: Likes drinkin', cussin', porn, and is funnier than W. reading off a teleprompter. |
| Outfoxed profile - diary |
| comments: Carpenters are smarter than everyone else. Plus we make stuff. |
| boogabooga profile - diary |
| comments: Even more skilled at the fine art of irritation than I. She gives lessons even. Not enough use of the "F" word, though. |
| Opiuminjars profile - diary |
| comments: Sells wicker furniture and metal candlesticks but gives away the funny insults. |
| scanzilla profile - diary |
| comments: A pac-man chasing ghosts arm band tattoo? The lord can take me now. |
| Dope-sick profile - diary |
| comments: junk. My fake diary. |
| cabrioler profile - diary |
| comments: Monster slayer. |
| cello profile - diary |
| comments: Can describe what's in her mind so well it will hover in front of you. |
| Sam profile - diary |
| comments: Very warm and honest and large breasted, but be careful, her diary will pass on viruses...of enjoyment! (plus she's not corny like this comment) |
| parched profile - diary |
| comments: I like it. |
| narcoticgerl profile - diary |
| comments: I was meant to find this one. |
| beotch profile - diary |
| comments: Open. |
| anamlabodis profile - diary |
| comments: Understood. |
| screamingemu profile - diary |
| comments: Figment materialized. |
| shutupmom profile - diary |
| comments: Makes calling Albert Einstien a genius blasphemous. |
| fu-fu profile - diary |
| comments: Now that he's getting married I can save myself a cool $45,000 on that sex change at least. (Get it? Because I <3LOVE<3 him) |
| mr-sparkles profile - diary |
| comments: the mufuckin' man. |
| lushkinky profile - diary |
| comments: kinkylush |
| angstisfun profile - diary |
| comments: ILIKEHER! |
| ludicn profile - diary |
| comments: If the heart and mind could just sit down together and discuss things over a beer... |
| Mr-Sparkles profile - diary |
| comments: Blaow! How ya like me now? |
| Mr-Sparkles profile - diary |
| comments: MmmHmm. Don't ever test me! |
| Peth profile - diary |
| comments: I like her style, but she always be hogging all the best flea picking apes. And may want to kill me. |
| piehole profile - diary |
| comments: She has dirt on me, writes funny stuff, picks her nose on camera, has good taste in diaries, spawned a child that peed in her fridge, likes to hump and eat teddy grahams, and doesn't hold it against me that it took me way too long to find out all thi |
| anniewaits profile - diary |
| comments: BEST! BOOTY! EVER! My eberlubin Bean! |
| pitty-sing profile - diary |
| comments: Better than those combo pretzle snacks with the nacho cheese filling that they used to sell. Yes, BETTER. |
| sooner profile - diary |
| comments: makes me swooner. feck, for that comment i should be forced to take my eye out with a spooner. |
| Mrs-roboto profile - diary |
| comments: Oh, the funnyness. Hurry up and spawn some comedians with that Face guy you kick it with why don't ya? |
| saint-louise profile - diary |
| comments: I like her more than I like me, same as peth. |
| whyihateyou profile - diary |
| comments: Oh, eunice. You silly love filled little so and so, you're not fooling anyone. |
| zantimisfit profile - diary |
| comments: God damn right! It took me motherfucking long enough, but you god damn right. |
| goopies profile - diary |
| comments: good to the last drip. |
| misskubelik profile - diary |
| aphelion8 profile - diary |
My favorite music: |
| Aceyalone |
| comments: "Better get involved in how the world revolves and evolves, and solve all that you can solve before your mind dissolves..." |
| Freestyle fellowship |
| comments: If I was shipwrecked on an island I wouldn't even need the other two choices. |
| Del |
| comments: So much talent, so much mushrooms. |
| Donald Glaude |
| comments: "Make some fucking noise!" |
| mars |
| comments: Makes me feel E-tarded even if I'm not. |
My favorite movies: |
| Barton Fink |
| comments: The life of the mind. |
| Millers Crossing |
| comments: Just speculatin' on a hypothisis. |
| Let Him Have It |
| comments: Will make you cry. I promise. Yeah you too, toughguy. |
| The Croupier |
| comments: "Hold on tightly, let go lightly" |
| The City of Lost Children |
| comments: Better than imagination. |
My favorite authors: |
| The kids in the hall |
| comments: Great Canadian humour. |
| The Simpsons |
| comments: Never get sick of it. |
| Law and Order |
| comments: A show that uses conversation as a plot vehicle. |
| Malcolm in the Middle |
| comments: Better than most T.V. nowadays. |
| Bug Juice |
| comments: Like the Real World, but thirteen y/o's don't act like whiney brats as much as 22 y/o's. |
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