"I haven't slept in so long that I'm........really tired."

Phoebe is not dead, much like most living people, but will more than likely die either before or after you. She was probably born before or after you as well. She may or may not be related to you.

She came to own this diary in an unfortunate incident involving a camel, cheesecake, and a rude doorman. Fortunately the cheesecake was not hers, and the doorman soon found his cold medicine.

Often she can be found wearing only a shirt, pants, a pair of socks, and two shoes.

She enjoys watching Adrien Brody and Ewan McGregor movies for recreation, and has been known to observe such oddities as the play-on "magnificent" and "neato" in 'Magneto'.

In the past, she has been called called an overachiever, an under-underachiever, a murderer, a ghost, a magician, an atheist, a devout Penn & Teller fan, and a felon in 48 states. Only .5 of one of these is untrue.

My favorite diaries:

ask-obiwan profile - diary
comments: "Sadly, this is one of the universe's great tragedies, and even a Jedi Knight such as myself has not found a way to defeat the evil socks."
and profile - diary
comments: "psychology. bah. i get enough of that on the toilet."
joymonkey profile - diary
comments: "i do believe this study concludes that sandwich-munchers are simply smarter than the average burger-digester,which implies that non-sandwich-clerks must have the IQ of the food their incorrectly serving"
bluedevlair profile - diary
comments: "No, I have no gun, mace, or pepperspray in my possesion, but I DO have a swiss army knife, and hairspray. HAHA, I shall clip him to death with the scissors attachment! I will give his hair maximum hold and volume!"
boogabooga profile - diary
comments: "Harry Potter Addicts Anonymous 12 step program: Step One � "Admitting your Addiction""
lionlikenick profile - diary
comments: "Hey, no offence - I think I have more chance with The Yeti Man than she has with Collin. Mainly because I'm willing to throw my naked body at him without reservation. I have no shame and no pride!"
jennawong profile - diary
comments: "This is soo bad. I don't remember what I write in my journal entries... soo bad..."
princessbri profile - diary
comments: "Yeah I know I'm weird. No one's perfect."
hannahlecter profile - diary
comments: "Now you see, I'm supposed to do this because A)it just seems like the right thing to do because I'm a grudge person, B) because there are issues he still needs to work out with other people, and C) because it keeps this diary interesting.&
quezacotl profile - diary
comments: "Maybe I should truly act like an asshole."
deanvaldean profile - diary
comments: "i love clear plastic. i don't think there is anything in the world that can compare to something shiny that one can see through. except for maybe a massage. that comes close to the plastic, real close."
slaseniye profile - diary
comments: "She puts the "itch" in "bitch""
greytanit profile - diary
comments: ""Are you for real?" he says, "I mean, about the women thing...you, like, touch them...?" That I didn't run him over is a testament to my self control."
anniewaits profile - diary
comments: "i dreamed that i was walking down a passage way and i was quietly chanting to myself "hug hug hug hug hug hug..."."
winterleaves profile - diary
comments: "If I could have only one wish, it'd be to have grown up in the '60s. With Anton Yelchin as Bobby. Well, that'd just be a bonus."
emziedoo52 profile - diary
comments: "On a brighter note....um........ the sun rose today!!!"
leeners profile - diary
comments: "We, Emily and I, have desided that we are not losers. We are dorks. We can make friends easier than losers."
dumb-john profile - diary
comments: "Diary Dear, I feel like shit. {Pause for 3 minutes and stare blankly at the screen.}"
pig-snicket profile - diary
comments: "Apparently being a stalker has its advantages, heh heh heh."
princessreva profile - diary
comments: "Speaking of weird, hey - i got a date to the date party on Saturday!"
austinliz profile - diary
comments: "You have to admire a woman who sits around all day and insults people for a living!"
sallish24 profile - diary
comments: "please excuse my slightly temporary - er, well, fairly temporary... okay it's permanant insanity!!"
psianina profile - diary
comments: "Well come on, the British are the same people who knighted Obi-Wan Kenobi."
heckafresh profile - diary
comments: "Maybe all those people who are starving to death all over the world should try the one knee thing. But I digress, starving people shmarving people, I have super fast porn downloads for him to attend to."
blondefox profile - diary
comments: "as I was thoroughly enjoying my hands-on lymph node exam by the aforementioned hot intern, my mom brought up poop."
dernhelm profile - diary
comments: "People, can you picture me putting in fake eyelashes? I would look like I was mysteriously growing hair all around my eye. Perhaps even IN my eye."
mymimosa profile - diary
comments: "And this couple had "Haagen Dazs Sex" and just from then on Haagen Dazs and Sex have been linked in my mind."
guysinmakeup profile - diary
comments: "Uh... let's see. Still have headache and stomache. Am quite pissed at both parts of my body right now. YOU SUCK. Maybe they'll stop hurting now. Do you think?"
yorkiegurl profile - diary
comments: "we're having meatloaf for dinner (meatLOAF! meatLOAF! meatLOAF!)...i'm tired."
silverjade42 profile - diary
angrystarlyt profile - diary
comments: "Moral: Be careful what you wish for, foo."
angelaeryn profile - diary
comments: "There are little bells tinkling in my ears. No, wait. Those are Chihuahuas."
aviclark profile - diary
comments: "Oh, and before I forget: YAY ARAGORN! *swoons*"
zephyrkate profile - diary
comments: "You know in Return of the King when they run out of water, Frodo has lost all hope and the book becomes absolutely torturous even to read (much less imagine how they experienced it)? Well, that's sort of what yesterday was like."
struggles profile - diary
comments: "I'm so motherfucking eloquent."
biensoul profile - diary
comments: "Red face burning, I walked around the Annapolis Mall; I was a paroxysm of consumerism! I was a woman on a mission: Torrid, Lane Bryant, Hecht's, Bath and Body Works, Hair Cuttery--no store was safe from my plastic-laden wrath!"
tocomfortyou profile - diary
comments: "proof that there IS a Devil, and he likes to rip out the last 3 pages of our mystery novels"
cathieanne profile - diary
comments: "I decided that Arizona is where Satan goes on holiday, to get away from the fires of hell."
lomelinde profile - diary
runic-rhymes profile - diary
falling0star profile - diary
enchantia profile - diary
comments: 'Cos she's Lili. And I love her. And she dances on tables in Tori songs. Probably in real life, too.
windgirl profile - diary
panjandrum profile - diary
golfwidow profile - diary

My favorite music:

Ben Folds
comments: "People tell me, 'Ben, just make up junk and turn it in!' But I never was alright with turning in a bunch of shit."
Ben Folds Five
comments: "Sometimes I get the feeling that I won't be on this planet for very long... I really like it here, I'm quite attached to it, I hope I'm wrong."
Pearl Jam
comments: "And now the questions... do I eat them? Become their friend?"
comments: Freddie Mercury needs no justifying words.
Tori Amos
comments: "But I believe in peace...BITCH."

My favorite movies:

The Lord of the Rings
comments: I love them both semi-equally: "You're his bodyguard?" "His gardener." (While I'm talking cult, I am a Star Wars geek as well.)
The Pianist
comments: "I blame the Americans!" "For what? For my tie?" See also: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Penn & Teller Get Killed
comments: "One should never go on national TV and beg psychopaths to kill one."
Kill Bill
comments: "However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now."
Moulin Rouge
comments: "It's not that I'm a jealous man... I just DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE TOUCHING MY THINGS!"

My favorite authors:

J.R.R Tolkien
comments: "I am no more valiant than I am a man, save perhaps now and again by necessity."
Douglas Adams
comments: "So this is it. We ARE going to die." "Yes. Except... wait! What's this switch?" "What? WHERE?" "Only fooling. We are going to die after all."
Diana Wynne Jones
comments: "Emergency! There are no more witches for the autumn bonfire. I shall have to use an ordinary person instead. You! Starting from now, you're a witch."
Lemony Snicket
comments: "She was entirely dressed in articles of clothing, and had nothing on her feet except a pair of socks and two shoes."
Daniel Handler

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