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My favorite diaries:

revmetalhead profile - diary

comments: "So I'm at the counter and I ask if they have any vehicles with XM or Sirius Satellite Radio. She looks at me kind of puzzled and says...'Sir, we're Budget'"

Marlen816 profile - diary

comments: "We have grown accustomed to those...calls as my parents' way of saying, 'Good Morning! We want to discuss your financial situation at the crack of dawn because we want to see how long it will take you to crack and have to kill one of us

janie12975 profile - diary

comments: "Too long have I worried that people will read it and be offended or think that I am fruitcake."

tara10573 profile - diary

comments: "...every news channel has at least one story about "The War on Terrorism" and show a picture of Saddam Hussein. Well as I was listening to the story Dylan yelled out, 'That's my Poppy on TV!'"

zencelt profile - diary

comments: "I had poptarts and milk for dinner. I feel totally decadent. And childlike. Why live on your own if you can't eat poptarts for dinner?"

becahh profile - diary

comments: "This morning I was looking at that box and noticed that it is made by 3M! Uhhh...aren't they known for making tape? I may even have some sandpaper made by 3M. Sandpaper, tape, glue, womens suppositories. Yeah."

Marn profile - diary

comments: "This year's look appears to be form-fitting and often semi-sheer, or as I think of it Hooker Chic. You have to be young and lithe to pull off this look. I am neither. There are no words for my bitterness."

blueeyesblue profile - diary

comments: "Brian: Everyone's giving me s--- because I'm not getting a cake for Cali's last day on Friday. M: Oh, don't worry about it. We'll get one on Monday."

cucalifornia profile - diary

comments: "I can smell that my husband is out of the shower, his cologne lingers down the hall, so that must mean dinner. That didn't come out right."

polly-esther profile - diary

comments: "Whoever decided on that fee schedule should be run over by a freaking city bus then eaten by stray cats."

pooh67 profile - diary

comments: "Miraclesuit. If you're so big that you need a "miracle", then maybe a swimsuit's not the answer. I'm just sayin'."

sixweasels profile - diary

comments: "Do I have a sign on my forehead that says "I love chili, but I'm afraid of raw meat, so come cook some for me?"

myexodus profile - diary

comments: "How do you tell them your main reason for going is to lick a glacier?"

captainron profile - diary

comments: "I know more girl stuff now than I really need to know and lots and lots about being a princess. (I hope to never put that knowledge to use.)"

bluecharis profile - diary

comments: "I just don�t see myself in a taffeta evening gown looking like a Valkyrie on the warpath�"

gypsy-poet profile - diary

comments: "In breaking news: I have managed, for the most part, to pull my head out of my a-- about some issues."

celidor profile - diary

comments: "My complete inability to remember one thing I taught today. The pang of sadness as he walks out of the door. Oh yes, I've got it bad."

batten profile - diary

comments: "...I can dance around my apartment (looking like a 80's nightmare)...and then I get to sprawl out over the whole bed. Because I don't have to share. Okay. The parts of of the bed that aren't occupied by furry bastards..."

chubbychic profile - diary

comments: "Thats just wonderful. Lets celebrate the birth of our sinless Savior by stealing a bush from someone's private property."

steve112073 profile - diary

comments: "Maybe just a little mullet to help keep me warm during the winter wouldn't be such a bad idea. Yeah, I think Janie would understand. Just to keep warm, ya know..."

wifemotherme profile - diary

comments: "I am still a bit upset with J for not killing manchild. Gawd its not like I ask a lot from him and I am a good wife! He should grant me my occasional request, its not like I ask him to mow the yard."

mswrite profile - diary

comments: "...shouldn't breaking a bone be an event, not an afterthought? Who knew?"

runningmama profile - diary

comments: my running/training blog

fivehundred profile - diary

comments: the posse; I'm going for 500 this year

brile profile - diary

flutterbees profile - diary

mybrokenroad profile - diary

mynormal profile - diary

sunnflower profile - diary

adelnye profile - diary