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comments: A transplanted American who dared to be naked.
metame profile - diary
comments: I wanted her to name her baby after me, but apparently stripper names aren't in vogue this year
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comments: Onanism at its best
dukkha-tanha profile - diary
comments: "Just like my Mom's cooking without the dog hair." Enough said.
myself--asis profile - diary
comments: hard times abound
geek-betty profile - diary
comments: I think Betty is a cool name
acornotravez profile - diary
comments: happily married... could it be?
poopiebitch profile - diary
comments: I want cake
smedindy profile - diary
comments: Similarly perplexed by the KY lube/massage oil commercial
ramblin-bill profile - diary
comments: His job is more important than W's.
beckers-j profile - diary
comments: Gave me an AWESOME porn hookup. And also likes The Brick Testament, which is terrifically wonderful.
pissymystic profile - diary
comments: shady's back, back again
awittykitty profile - diary
comments: I would pay her $150 an hour to be my best friend
yeahimadork profile - diary
comments: shares my long-held convction that Vin Diesel is DEFINITELY gay.
chillier profile - diary
comments: works in the dark ages
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My favorite music:

Kanye West
comments: The College Dropout is my favorite cd EVER
NWA
comments: I absolutely love obnoxious, profane music.
Eminem
comments: More of this obnoxious theme, though Lose Yourself is really a song for anyone who ever wanted something better.
Journey
comments: Newly-discovered old music
The Eagles
comments: ooOooOoooh, witchy woman...

My favorite movies:

Gone with the Wind
comments: A must-see. Scarlett is everything manipulative and shallow about me...
Office Space
comments: I just discovered this movie recently, and am absolutely in love with it. Brilliant. "No... I'm just not going to go anymore."
The Notebook
comments: I read a lot of awful reviews about it and wasn't expecting anything extraordinary... Yet that was exactly what I got. I smiled. I cried. This was a full, vivid movie-going experience and I will probably see it again before it comes out on DVD.
Legally Blonde
comments: I watch it when I need to be cheered up, and it works every time....
Secretary
comments: James Spader is my intellectual counterpart... I love him in The Practice, too.

My favorite authors:

Michael Moore
comments: I don't always agree with him, but he's FUNNY
Janet Evanovich
comments: I can't help myself, I love me some fluffy Stephanie Plum books
Stephen White
comments: I've been known to sit down with one of his mysteries and not get up until I was done reading it...
Jennifer Crusie
comments: Seriously, I love these books. My favorite was Fast Women, though I am going to start Faking It tonight and expect it to be fabulous.
Nora Roberts
comments: Okay, so I have a soft spot for sappy romance squished in between descriptions of "quivering womanhood"....

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