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from readnglst999 :
Where is clarity25? Recent vacation blog - http://twoshotsoftequila.blogspot.com/ "Eric's" Photobucket account - http://s795.photobucket.com/home/sketchbookshark/index
from chillier :
I'd really love to get the password info for your diary if you're giving it out. Email me at lngstoryshort@yahoo.com or just note me back. I miss your writing!
from myself--asis :
deleted. thank you for taking the time to explain. And I totally get it.
from geek-betty :
tag you're it!
from dukkha-tanha :
Absolutely. Oceana: O-she-ana. About the same time she was born, Mommy got a tattoo of a dolphin. Some kind of "theme", I guess.
from beckers-j :
They'll probably want to see something either business oriented or journalistic. Do you have anything like that? If not, I can give you a couple of samples out of work that I've done. Let me know if you need something like that and when.
from smedindy :
Well, isn't the last thing you just need another 40 year old lusting after you from afar? So I think my redhead thing should be a PLUS! Heh!
from beckers-j :
Thanks for the vote! I am much obliged. ;)
from razor-vixen :
That sucks. I would like to keep up with you: razor_vixen@hotmail.com Thanks!
from workcrush :
His MySpace definitely gives off the impression that he is a stident Republican and I was initially very concerned. But then I realized that a lot of people have a different persona online than they do in real life and so far, he hasn't seemed loud and strident to me. So I'll give him a shot. But if he tries brainwashing me, it's straight to the curb.
from head-unbowed :
I can handle "cheap" and not free. Thank you so much for the input
from beltwaybelle :
Howdy! Just wanted to let you know I've added you to my buddy list. We've met. Think ornery pink bird.
from acornotravez :
Yeah, I know. Like my shoes have anything to do with the nutritional advice I give to patients that one day may save their lives, should they choose to make the necessary changes, etc. I think she has issues, or is postmenopausal.
from vickithecute :
Hmmmm....saw your comment on PM's entry about the new line of Harlequins....intiguing...but I've been perusing their website and not found any info....care to forward a link?
from gwtw :
it's not the monitor that's bad, it's the video settings or the video card driver. first try to start up the computer in safe mode, then see if you can remove the video adapter from the list of devices in the hardware manager. if you don't know what I'm talking about, keep looking around till you figure it out...perhaps just "right click" on the desktop, then click on the settings tab
from beckers-j :
Hell yeah! Amen to the lap dance!
from beckers-j :
Yeah, it's just to bad I can't GO to the bachelor party. :P
from yeahimadork :
Well, hey. I noticed you added me to your favorites (thanks.), so I was checking out your diary. First, THANK GOD, someone else is with me on Vin Diesel being a huge fairy. Everyone laughs at me, but I know he loves dick just as much as I do (and that's a lot). Also, I mercilessly mocked my girlfriends for going to see The Notebook, and then a month ago it came on cable, and nothing else was on, so I watched it. And loved it. And cried. A LOT. I'm such a wuss. Also, anyone who puts Journey and NWA on the same list of favorites is alright in my book. But don't hold my love of all things Seinfeld against me. ;)
from coldandgray :
Thanks for letting me know. It happens, I guess.
from coldandgray :
do you mind me asking what happened to the phat pig?
from thebeesknees :
Ugh, I had tummy issues of the same kind a few years ago and was sure I had to be pregnant (unfortunately, I'd been near the penis a boy who I broke up with a few days prior). Turned out to be my gallbladder, so beware of something that has the symptoms of severe heartburn with pain under the ribcage on the right side, and stabbing pains up through your back and right shoulder. Hope it's nothing, though. xo.
from gewerq :
Not all Christians that shallow...
from beckers-j :
Glad to be of service. ;)
from acornotravez :
Yeah, it's a cool site.
from workcrush :
Heh, indeed. I don't know how he figured me out so quickly though. Kinda strange.
from juliepoo15 :
Hi... Sorry to see you're locked. I guess you don't have a password or anything, right? Well, gimme a write sometime...or if you decide to use a password...at juliepoo15@yahoo.com. Thanks and have a great weekend.
from metame :
no, no, rh, not all birthing rooms are the same. some have nature sounds and smell of lavender don't you know. Mothers in these rooms meditate and get all one with their uterus, whilst in other rooms the TV is on and there is significant potty mouth and demands for meds. :)
from metame :
sup, yo?
from juliepoo15 :
This ugly world we live in is why I get depressed for "no reason"...as the people who don't understand depression tell me... We're fucking going down one day at a time. That's why I think, what the fuck is the point??
from acornotravez :
Hey - hope your thing went OK today...
from juliepoo15 :
I hope you're doing okay. Haven't seen you in a little while. I hope this means that you are getting some help and things are going okay for you. Just thinking of you 'cause things have been especially shitty for you lately.
from poopiebitch :
Take him, you can HAVE HIM.
from poopiebitch :
Thanks for the note, you're oh so right. It seems you and I are both at a crossroads of late, doesn't it just suck monkey balls when you don't know which way to go?
from poopiebitch :
if you're going to be working at a hospital, you're going to have to start drinking Starbucks. it's like a rule, or something. so, what kind of things to you drink, in real life? if you want something hot and sweet (and don't we all?) then I'd go with either a caramel macchiato (it's not as frufru as it sounds) or a good ol' mocha if you want chocolate.
from poopiebitch :
Girl, you know we (your readers) love you, and not in a creepy way either. I may not know everything about you, but I care about you because you're obviously a good person. You can tell a lot about someone's personality by reading their daily thoughts. Anyway, I just wanted to tell you that if you need anything, you have people who care about you and want to help. Hang in there.
from punkedupqt :
thanks sooooooooo much :)!!!!!
from juliepoo15 :
Hey there... I always leave you comments, but never notes. How 'bout something new? Hehe... Great diary, I really enjoy reading it.
from metame :
yea I hear you... but pregnancy makes you nuts :). did you see the size of my abdomen?? thanks for the note though, it's good for me to hear it from someone else. very unfortunately, there is a subclause to my lease banning dishes. foster kids?! that floored me for a sec or two. I'm very intrigued to see where that goes... :)
from poopiebitch :
Thanks girl, I really needed to read what you wrote. I hope you're feeling a bit better, take care of yourself.
from punkedupqt :
ha i was looking at ur cd collection, and it tripped me out to see jimmy buffet at the top of ur list... haha girl uve got some issues :D my dad is a die-hard fan... parrothead? :) o well. have fun with that ♥+meredith
from acornotravez :
Hi. It's in the 90's. houston - sux.
from drmz-of-him :
Honey, its not any colder up here than it is...wherever you are. Well, unless its around 100* where you are. It's been in the 70's here...so yeah! =p
from metame :
but nikki rhymes with ikki :p
from aiyori :
huzzah! congrats, what a fine accomplishment :P haha... yes'm. sionara -Aiyori!
from imaphatpig :
You're the greatest in the world! I LOVE YOU A MILLION BILLION!!! Thanks. -pigglewiggle
from imaphatpig :
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrete. Check it out! I SO rule. Love ya! - Cookie.
from gwtw :
lmao! a couple years ago I told the JWs that I don't believe in god, and they've left me alone since then. You should have shown some skin, just to see what would happen...
from imaphatpig :
I LOVES YOU, sRETEheart! And I left you a comment on your next to last one in case you didn't get the notification. Yeah, didn't you get that memo?
from lime-reviews :
First, check out the designers page, you may be surprised. It's not a load of crap, I spent hours and I know most of the designers personally (and we may have to wait a bit for my favorite, Pink, to be up). After that our options are a bit more limited, but I can always hack code from some people's designs (with permission of course) or I do know a terrific custom designer who loves me with all her heart.
from lime-reviews :
Your review has been posted. Huzzah! <<http://lime-reviews.diaryland.com/retailharlo.html>> Re-review when you want, seriously. And...you may be added to someone's buddy list soon, I do enjoy your take on life.
from acornotravez :
Mmmm, shiny and pink. I like them, too. But I wouldn't spend that kinda money. I like to shop at Ross - I can get cool shoes for under $15, yo.
from usmcsis :
i totally had an idea about getting lilly's shit out of your house. give her notice that she has 30 days to move it out or else you will dispose of it. if that doesn't make her get her lazy ass over there and move it out, then you can either throw it all in the damn dumpster, or, you call see if any of it is worth selling on ebay and see if you can make up some of the money that you lost out on, ie: electric and water bills, new mini blinds etc. *shrugs* just an idea. toodles ~
from beckers-j :
Thanks for the tip re: my IT reader.
from clarity25 :
Your "symbols of Independence" entry really hit home for me. It's alot of the thoughts I've been having lately and issues I'm working through. Your dream home, sounds similiar to what I want as well. Also, I like the template.
from acornotravez :
Dude, you make me laugh! :)
from goldieknox03 :
doesnt that granola bar thing suck. MY mom does a Health class at a high school, and they did research on every granola bar(53 sorts) that they could find. Even the nastiest/supposedly best ones for you were equal to candy bars. HOw irritating. YOu mean those crappy granola bars that taste like trash are worse for me than a snickers bar? lOl. And yes PE should be mandatory. NO wonder why america has an obesity problem. School systems cut PE first sometimes. Though I hated swim time in PE, I still would take PE over math class anyday.
from long-ignored :
The thing about PE is that it so shouldn't be a GPA effecting class. WTF? It should be pass or fail only. And effort based. NOT ability. It does make people dread it. In my school swimming was recquired for sophomores. Yeah, sure. Put already self concious girls in swimsuits in front of their male counterparts and expect them NOT to want to die. Ha
from usmcsis :
amen sister! i dreaded and despised gym class despite the fact that i do actually enjoy exercising. not that you can tell from looking at my big honking ass...
from long-ignored :
sleep cleaning? Oh, babe...You need to come visit. You can stay in my room I'll take the guest room (as the guest room is CLEAN and my room is NOT)
from sanetwin :
mmm that pizza sounds yummy. And crazy but I use strawberry and champaigne lotion too. I love V. Secrets scents.
from usmcsis :
dude, we are so crazy insane twins. that's very scary. enjoy the pizza and your nice smelling smooth and lotioned piggies. toodles
from drmz-of-him :
Colorado isn't really that great of a place to visit...don't vacation here...I'm telling you, don't do it! Go to...uh...Brazil! Or even better, Switzerland...the most beautiful place on earth...Maeinfeld, Switzerland.
from dukkha-tanha :
First, you're a cock craving slut. Then, you're all pink and shit. THEN, you start talking about wanting sex and shit. Someone has broken into your dland account and stolen your identity! Make it stop!!!
from aimeelori :
um, yeah. Did your vagina explode and cover everything in pinky goodness?
from usmcsis :
love the new layout. it's all pink and girly and such. :) and the velveeta and ro-tel tomato dip sounds so friggin good that i just called my mom and asked her to pick some up at the store on her way home. sorry your imitation wasn't so yummy but i'll totally be thinking of you when i have mine this evening. :) toodles ~ cindy
from sole-review :
Hello, I'm the owner of Sole Review. I am trying to create a review site with the possibility of anybody getting a good grade if they pick the right reviewer. Therefore, I'm trying to get as many reviewers as possible with all different ages, backgrounds, insights, and grading styles. I'm writing you about this to see if you'd be interested. I don't expect this to take up too much of your time, for the reason that if there are lots of reviewers, then each reviewer should only have to do a review once every two weeks or less. If you're interested, read the rules and scoring of the site and get back to me, Pink. Thanks for your time.
from dukkha-tanha :
Thank you. I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees what an ass he is. You crazy cock craving slut, you! ;)
from metame :
Bambi??
from mrgrey :
Yes, it has as good, if not better, quality than I had with Sprint. I wouldn't have kept it had it not been good service.
from long-ignored :
wow. what an incredible entry. this is exactly what I was talking about.
from usmcsis :
you are one hell of a writer. this so goes down as my favorite entry of all time by anyone.
from dukkha-tanha :
She is definitely increasing her diabetes risk eating all those enriched flours, that's for sure. Collision course. And congrats on your one year. Isn't it strange how long that is in dland years? =)
from usmcsis :
my guess would be that you put a little too much bleach in the dishwater. bleach fume to the brain are not good. but, i tend to have the bizarre-o dreams too though they usually involve every-friggin-body that i work with, like i don't see them enough during the day. oh, the washing every single dish thing, yeah, i so do that.
from clarity25 :
Hey, You're one year old! Happy D-land belated anniversary:). (p.s. I LIKE your layout.. Just my two cents) It's weird when you look back at your first entry and realize how much things have changed over the year, isn't it? What's stranger is that Eric will ask me "What did we do last year for K's birthday anyway?", I just say "wait a minute" and look it up. So it comes in handy too..and..wow, sorry. It's 6 A.M., I just woke up and I haven't had any coffee yet. I'll stop rambling.
from long-ignored :
Wow, talk about a stresser. I hope they pull their heads out and figure something out soon. Good luck.
from dukkha-tanha :
It is certainly way cheaper to be crazy, I agree with you. Love the Betty's stories. This one made me feel better about my kids. They wouldn't do the things the demon child did there. I'd like to think that, anyway. And that was me digging through your diary this morning, looking for the pic of your desk to show the old man, so he'll know what type I want. =)
from sanetwin :
Betty's laundromat?? I want a shirt that says that.
from usmcsis :
usmcsis.diaryland.com/nutjob.html
from long-ignored :
I love the way you write. I don't think I tell you that enough. I read the entry with lyrics right after you posted it and I just...felt so much from it. You are so good at capturing how you feel in a moment. I love that. Of course, your firm grasp on the English Language is refreshing as well [smile]
from sanetwin :
well crap - who was the one fucked up enough to TELL you that?? That sounds like their problem, not yours.
from dangerspouse :
Because other dogs don't have lawyers.
from clarity25 :
Thanks for your note, It sounds like we were going through similiar emotions recently. I could relate to your "baby lust entry". But you're so right, I'm truly not ready to have a child. And yeah, that's okay. Btw. I'm so sorry to hear about Reja.:(.
from metame :
seriously!! stupid fucking religion that's why. mostly. I'd guess. idiots. sorry to hear about you dog btw :(
from long-ignored :
Because humans are selfish...without even realizing how damn selfish we are being so often. With animals...it's this need to protect them...with people it's a need to protect ourselves. I'm just babbling...
from acornotravez :
With sympathy, man. It's hard to lose a family dog, they are nothing but pure love.
from long-ignored :
I think pets are kind of like kids...you don't have to like children in general to love yours...and you don't have to like dogs/cats in general to love yours. I'm sorry for your loss, and sorry that you don't get to say goodbye. Sometimes that's the worst part of losing a loved one.
from sanetwin :
I'm sorry about Raja :(
from themarassa :
I'm sorry about Raja. She was a beauty, and sounded like a great dog.
from beckers-j :
Just wanted you to know that I added you to my favorites. Imaphatpig mentions you so often that I had to check you out, and now I'm a fan.
from aimeelori :
yo yo yo. ha. EB would sell her firstborn for some of that fantasy mint face wash. She was going off about it last night.
from clarity25 :
OMG, I never heard of that doll..But hell, that sounds freaky! I don't blame you for your reaction to it! I know what you mean about sometimes finding a diary that is so similiar to yourself but at a different age, older or younger. You see your own behavior patterns in their writing. It makes you aware of your own traits and the things you want to change, or like about yourself. It can actually shed alot of insight..
from long-ignored :
wait...You so ARE a freak...but not for that
from long-ignored :
I so have that list...the "should have could have would have" fuck list. And the "maybe I will one day" yep, you're not a freak
from sanetwin :
Yay! It ended well with Lily. I'm glad there was very little conflict. and I'm glad that her cat is leaving and taking it's pee with it!
from dukkha-tanha :
That really is good for you that it didn't have to end all ugly with Lily. Really good. =)
from long-ignored :
lmfao I've thought about that too...if you really start let me know how it goes.
from dukkha-tanha :
Your mom does not think you are spoiled and selfish, she's jealous. Look at you go, girl. Spoil yourself, be selfish. You earn that money, you deserve to spend it on yourself, too.
from dukkha-tanha :
Ok. I want that desk too. And the dress is beautiful. And Lily is doing that downward spiral thing, no?
from drmz-of-him :
Methinks that dress is beautimous! =)
from sanetwin :
I know it's cliched to say - but I'm so sorry about the decision you feel is facing you about X. You obviously care so much for him.
from vickithecute :
The first thought I had (and you might have thunk it too, hence the temper tantrum) was that Lily took your keys out of spite. Is that possible? I'll tell you something....and this is almost sick to admit...but reading your tales of housecleaning STRONGLY intensified my desire to move out on my own. I want my OWN refrigerator to clean, damnit!
from metame :
jesus girl. what a shitty series of events. but kudos on getting the rotten food out of the house. I hate it when something spoils and try my very best to delegate disposal to my husband. of course, then I have to listen to him yell things at me like: you are never allowed to have "whatever" again. it's a small price.
from dukkha-tanha :
I know that frustration. Only I don't kick the wall, I punch it. And since I'm a girl puncher, it only results in sore knuckles. If you were closer, I'd send my friend Smokey over to patch up the hole. He does side jobs as "The Patchmaker". Seems as though there are many of us hole-punchin' and kickin' folks out there. And I can see where your frustration comes from. I've had lots of experience with people like Lily. And the line about having to be put in the position to say no? I unserstand that one completely. It is so fucking aggravating. I still go though it with my brother sometimes. Moochers. They suck.
from dukkha-tanha :
Hey! I've been reading your diary in Firefox for months and it looks fine to me. I'd try and check in IE but that shit has done nothing but freeze up my computer lately. Microsoft--the Walmart of the software world. =)
from dukkha-tanha :
Fucking Walmart. I'll bet you get at least some kind of courtesy call or something. Maybe a $10 coupon. Write that letter on behalf of us all sister! Want more receipts! Seriously, in the past six months I've dropped roughly a grand there. No shit. And I'm a keeper of receipts. Securing my spot in hell. Ever hear the Dr Demento show? He had a bit on there about a drive thru fast food place. "I'll have a cheeseburger, onion rings and a large orange drink. Please". If you haven't heard it, you must. Hilarious.
from dukkha-tanha :
HELLO, someone's missing from those pics! Get a private folder and hook us up, woman!!! =)
from vickithecute :
Hey, I just had to lock my diary (temporarily, I hope) bcs a coworker of mine got access to it. It's still open to all dlanders though...the user name is vicki and the password is cute
from dangerspouse :
Oooh! Oooo! I'm #17! I just know it! I JUST KNOW IT!! Thanks babe - and you'd put #18 in caps when we were done. Even if I was lying, at least I'd say it, promise!
from dangerspouse :
As a matter of fact I *do* have a large penis. And if you ever venture away from your tropical paradise to the hypothermic north, you can see it for yourself. Wifey keeps it in a jar on her nightstand. (65 degrees by you?! YOU...YOU... er, can I say "cunt" here? Thanks...YOU CUNT!!)
from dangerspouse :
You really ARE weird. Play with your pussy, like other girls! Sheesh.
from dukkha-tanha :
Okay, first off, cats are bitches. Secondly, um, it seems that your roommate is my husband's ex-wife, the one I call "The Douchebag". How the heck did that happen? I mean, she sure does sound just like her. Ask her how seventh grade is going. =)
from cats-corner :
Potential phone sex operator. Hey, it's good money!
from dooki :
Don't feel like a dork! Thank you for reading my diary. I'm glad you enjoyed it. I'm going to read yours as well...I'm a retail harlot as well.
from anniesmeadow :
maybe you should be a hooker, or run a brothel.
from drmz-of-him :
That you need to be a pornstar! *wink*
from metame :
what a fucking dolt. can you believe we're the same fucking species?? I think there should be a subgenre for raging idiots.
from dukkha-tanha :
I fucking hate those pro-life letters to the editor. Fucking hate them.
from sanetwin :
WTF? Abortion is a satanic rite straight from hell?? What kind of moron would make a statement like that. What a way to shame and humiliate women for their choices.
from dukkha-tanha :
OK. Numero uno, I had you pictured as a redhead. Maybe because you seem pretty darned feisty. Numero dos, please take your camera to Betty's the next time you go! I'd love to see it. I used to go to a similiar type landromat when I lived in NY. One time, I found shit (as in feces) smeared across the wall. That was just dandy. Does that happen at Betty's?
from sanetwin :
No way are you bad for doing that. Yeah you offered to help but she had to hold up her end of the bargain as well! Make her pay and when she doesn't boot her!
from dukkha-tanha :
You are right in the last paragraph. You are not a bad person, and you have no responsibilty to help her. She's a grown woman, I'm assuming. One lesson I've learned, is that most of the time someone asking for that kind of help is asking for a free ride. Not always, but I think for the most part. Stick to your guns. And you're right, if you lose the friendship, it isn't a big loss. Good luck. =)
from gumphood :
I like the Butterfly alot, but it was very distrubing. I am sorry it brought up so much in you.
from dukkha-tanha :
I love to eat frozen cool whip like ice cream. So yummy. Now I'm all craving sweets. Dang!
from sanetwin :
Damm. Dammm damm the cheap man. I'm sorry about the college thing :(
from clarity25 :
I really loved your latest entry.
from vickithecute :
Awww...you should wuv the kitty ::ducks and scampers off::
from sanetwin :
Thank you for the advice about college :). I hope you can go back!!
from vickithecute :
I used to be the exact same way about all those white creamy type foods....to the point that I actually asked my parents whether I had been abused as a child...but, for the most part, I've learned to tolerate them fairly well.
from sanetwin :
I liked the "she knows" entry alot!
from clarity25 :
Those de-motivational banners had me cracking up. that's terrible! lol. Oh btw, I wanted to mention this earlier. I loved the little pic you posted a while back. It was nice to see a face to the diary writer. you're really pretty:)
from gumphood :
those demotivation things are awesome.
from sanetwin :
You self-medicate like I do! Spending and eating LOL. Fast food always makes me feel better quickly. I'm sorry the roomie is being a douche!
from sanetwin :
You self-medicate like I do! Spending and eating LOL. Fast food always makes me feel better quickly. I'm sorry the roomie is being a douche!
from dukkha-tanha :
But, but you've got rosebushes, right? You've got rosebushes. Rainman gets all the money, but you've got rosebushes. Sorry, bad Rainman quote, but it's all I could think of. I'm looking into my crystal ball, and I'm seeing disaster ahead with the free roommate situation. I hope you two are VERY good friends! =)
from acornotravez :
Hey sorry to be all pushy with advice and stuff, and maybe you're short of funds, but I wanted to share this info with you. I recently got an air purifier from Costco for $80, it really helps with odor (we cook a lot) and my man's allergies have literally disappeared. (Also, he had a roommate who had a cat that peed on the stove burner, flippin' disgusting. Talk about instant retching.) -Acorn
from gumphood :
oh god, what a terrible dream. During and after.
from dangerspouse :
Tell Lilly "NO". I once had a goldfish and it got out of its bowl and peed on our baseboard heater and the whole place smelled like a sushi shop for months. Now go take a shower - you smell like menses.
from dukkha-tanha :
Effin' fleas. You know where they came from. I am so with you on the "not a pet person" thing (and I can totally see how this could spill over into "not a kid person"). We have a turtle here, down in the boys' rooms, and even that irks me. Cats smell, and are nothing but bitches. Dogs just fucking plain suck, stupid and messy. I hate caged shit. I don't hate animals, I just don't want them in my home. (Someday, roughly 14 years from now this policy will extend to kids, too).
from aimeelori :
Hey. I posted twice at work. Dont feel bad. I just can't shut my damn mouth. I also HATE to fucking WORK!! :) And about that email address...I haven't set the webcam up yet...Melvin's gonna be a STAR!! I need to give you my email address...that way you can email me when you are sitting at work 12 hours chasing the American Dream.
from sanetwin :
VEGAS??? I'm jealous. Kiss an Elvis impersonator for me!
from aimeelori :
Advice for the cat pee challenged...vinegar.This is what got it out. I had to boil vinegar and water on the stove and let the steam seep into the cabinets. It also works if you wash everything in vinegar, and wipe down the walls with water and vinegar. For fabrics, the stuff that FINALLY worked (after six different products) was something called Simple Solution Fabric Odor Eliminator. Put pure baking soda on the carpet and other fabrics and let it sit for a day. This is what seems to be working. :) I am now an expert at cat piss. The cat is now a permanent outside cat. If I wasn't such a wuss myself, he would be at the shelter. I suck.
from dangerspouse :
God, you were HOT twenty Christmases ago! Ride that bike, baby! Hehe...Merry Christmas kiddo - hope you get all the throttlings you want under tehtree. Really - nice pics :)
from sanetwin :
Merry Christmas!
from clarity25 :
I loved the pictures of your friends and family. Thanks for sharing them! the picture of you as a little child was adorable btw. (I think I had the exact same three-wheeler!) I know what you mean about the christmas spirit, I had to have it kicked into me too. But now I'm happy..but it could be just having a day off and getting a christmas bonus. I don't know. Have a Merry christmas!
from metame :
pastry is simple she says. mmhmm. I got this little doughy guy to help me out :P ...meanwhile I think we were the same kid.
from sanetwin :
Ha! The monkey family was hilarious. merry Christmas.
from gumphood :
no, we just need to make one central voting area in the cities, so that everyone has to travel there to vote.
from alonereviews :
your review is up at http://alonereviews.diaryland.com/retail.html
from sanetwin :
I agree, if you're a bitch at work generally you are a bitch in person. I've only ever met one exception to that. My boss at my last job was such a harpie on the clock, but the minute she clocked out it was as if she had completely changed.
from dukkha-tanha :
INCENSE. Try the "nag champa" kind, it's very strong. Try not to buy Walmart or Target kind, not strong at all. If you have a good headshop nearby, go there. I'd also recommend any of the "airs" brand, they are strong too, with lots of fragrances to choose from. It's the only air freshener I use because it works so well (especially for the odors around here, crap and pot smoke). Try it, if you can stand the smoke, which is nothing like cigarette smoke.
from lizabee :
Yay! Another chicken wing virgin. People always look at me like I have two heads when I've told them I haven't/won't eat chicken wings. It seems like such a large amount of effort for a tiny amount of greasy meat. I have the same feelings about crab legs. But enough about meat.
from lizabee :
I've always been more of a Meijers/Target girl and Walmart is inconveniently located. I've also never eaten chicken wings.
from sanetwin :
OOOH no worse smell in the world than cat pee. Ugh. I'm sorry. Try vinegar. It will briefly stink up your house but it will fade quickly and cover the scent of pee.
from acornotravez :
I love you, retail H.
from imaphatpig :
man, i was just about to bitch you out for not being on AIM when I saw. Sorry about your woes. it gets better. I promise.
from imaphatpig :
man, i was just about to bitch you out for not being on AIM when I saw. Sorry about your woes. it gets better. I promise.
from metame :
jeeze girl-- easy with the squeezing things out of your vagina... overly sensitive pregnant folks among your readers :p
from aimeelori :
If I wasn't a chick, huh? Well. I'm heartbroken. And southern. Obviously I'm damned and worse than a midget. ;)
from sanetwin :
I'm sorry about your grandmother. :( Now, is it the one that copulated with a goat to produce your father? (lol)
from gumphood :
Wouldn't that be " did grandma have sex with a goat? "
from gumphood :
My opinion about cars is that even the nicest car in a month or two, is just your car. Boring and bland. Its functional. I have a newer car, not for the flash, but because it won't break down. This is my story. I will stick to it.
from dukkha-tanha :
"User interface problems"! I am so stealing that from you. My gas gauge lies too (and my van is a 2001). I have to fill it up faithfully the same day every week. One time (not at band camp), I was going to stick it to the lying gas gauge. I was going to show it who's boss. And I kept driving on "e" for days. And then when it was doing that shaking thing, I got to the nearest gas station and ran out of gas about ten feet away from the pump. I had to call my husband to give me a push, which was not so easy seeing that we were on an incline and it's a van, not a little car. So, my husband pushed it with his truck. With a plow attached. And dented up the back of my van but good. What a fun story that was to tell. I finally had the damage fixed to the tune of $350. That was certainly a user interface problem, and a joint effort at that. =)
from metame :
down with autos!
from long-ignored :
My guess is this... "The Mexian/Chinese Buffet" And as for the smell...try steam cleaning (you can rent one for pretty cheap) with OXY clean...it will say only use their solution...but oxy clean has never heart a machine I've known about.
from hamiltonian :
Your disclaimer made me laugh...
from vickithecute :
No guesses on your Mexican/Chinese restaurant...but we have a place in Baltimore that serves Dim Sum and tacos....can't remember what it's called though...bit of an odd combo....
from sanetwin :
They just rereleased "Snow White" and "Beauty and the Beast". "Aladdin" will be much harder to find I think.
from dukkha-tanha :
Christmas used to be very stressful for me financially. Then a few years ago I discovered the Christmas club account. I faithfully deposit $20 a week for a year, and in the end, I get a little over $1000 just to spend on Christmas. We spend a set amount on all the kids, though I tend to spend a little more on the kids that actually live with us (shhh, that's a secret, tho). We do get lists from the kids, but unless a kid really has his/her heart set on something, I'm good at knowing what to buy them anyway. The lists are good as far as knowing exactly what CDs or video games they'd like, so they come in handy more for the bigger kids.
from gumphood :
I just read your disclaimer. Do people really bug you for sex? Weird.
from gumphood :
Now I liked the Carbeats. But I don't remember that one. Did I just call them the carebeats? I'm awful.
from dukkha-tanha :
Happy belated birthday! I agree on your theory about gifts as well. =)
from metame :
a birthday eh. well happy belated :)
from gumphood :
Ahhh...it all makes sense now. Thanks. (dammit do I feel dumb)
from gumphood :
dude. If you could be more cryptic...then get back to me. ha
from usmcsis :
i was going to suggest febreeze also. i use it every day. i even use it in my car because i smoke and let's face it, smoke stinks to high heaven. anyway, so, yeah, i'm weird about smells too, good luck.
from gumphood :
Try Febreeze. I left mine outside for a day or two and that cleans the smell up. Cat also works. Cats make that smell go away.
from acornotravez :
Febreeze.
from clarity25 :
Thanks for your note and your comment on Eric! That really made me smile! I know if I told Eric that he would blush like crazy:). Thanks also for your christmas advice. Congrats on the job offer, but it sounds like you made the right decision in the end. It's important to always do what's right in your heart.
from dukkha-tanha :
You're making the right decision. As someone who also hates calling people and had one of those jobs once, I failed miserably. You certainly gave it a lot of thought. I think I need you to think through my big decisions too. =)
from long-ignored :
Always trust your instincts (that's the advice I give and should follow MORE OFTEN) I think you are making a wise choice...When you give up the job you have and do it for something you REALLY want it will be such an easier transition.
from gumphood :
Congrats on the job offer. If its a ladder postion (you can move up) take it. And I like Christia, enough, but for the most part, lets let the oldies take care of the Christmas music. Hope you enjoyed the list.
from metame :
congratulations rh! tough decision there though, I feel for ya. good luck mulling it over.
from dukkha-tanha :
Congrats on the offer! You'll make the right decision. Good luck! =)
from clarity25 :
Good luck with your job interview:)
from dukkha-tanha :
Personally, I'd apply. It doesn't mean that you HAVE to take it if it's offered. But it sounds like it has more stability, and you may even be able to give, say, a month's notice to your current job and not leave them as much in the lurch. The business world is cutthroat (sp?) and the only way not to suffer is to look out for numero uno. Just my two cents. =)
from drmz-of-him :
You're quite welcome! I find your wreaths adorable and would so love to have them on my tree...*grumble* if I had a tree, but alas I don't have a credit card or a checking account or anything and can't buy them...wonder if I can pay the boyfriend to get them for me! Hm... Anyways, toodles, luv! Mwah!
from metame :
thanks for the note rh... and as for the house cleaning... tell me about it! my husband is at home and I work and STILL I can't shake the notion that it reflects on ME, not him, if the place is not pristine. and, unfortunately, our definitions of 'pristine' are not exactly the same. I think it means no dirt, he thinks it means organize drawers and closets and file things alphabetically. oy.
from dukkha-tanha :
I am such a wimp. I won't set foot in a store other than a supermarket until Monday morning. Somehow, I just don't think I'd enjoy the catfights as much in person as I did reading about them! =)
from daze-of-rain :
Going on anti depressants was one of the best things I ever did for me...It's not a cure all of course, no magic pill...but it does help. And I know my house (growing up) was always most peaceful when mom was trying something new that actually worked...without them the mood swings were violent and hard to understand...For her included. I know how hard the first step is...and how difficult it can be when you truly don't want to medicate yourself...I didn't want to. But, most days, I'm glad I did. Good luck with your decision
from dukkha-tanha :
I can be the same exact way. And my zit is on my chin. And it hurts like hell. Happy Turkey Day!!
from hamiltonian :
Happy thanksgiving
from dukkha-tanha :
I used to have counters that looked like that! And-hey! My Wally World doesn't sell alcohol. Of course it's not a supercenter, either. I have this vision of Wally World beer being non-alcoholic only. You know, like they only sell the edited versions of CDs. Ever notice how they sell only crappy versions of CDs but the DVDs are never censored? What's up with that? I hate that place so much but I go at least once a week and spend tons of cash. oh well, have fun with your data!
from metame :
heh. so did you get it open? man we always had that problem at the lab until we finally got fed up and bought an opener specifically to leave there. before that... file cabinet drawer handles work fairly well in a pinch. :)
from hamiltonian :
keep drinking and that messed up part on theedge of the desk will go away!
from sanetwin :
I bought wine the other day and didn't buy an opener. We tried everything and THERE the bottle sits, mocking me, as yet unopened. Damn childproof booze.
from dukkha-tanha :
Excellent point. Hadn't thought of that. Thanks!
from sanetwin :
jeesus, your mom sounds like mine - pure evil. X sounds fantastic. I'm jealous.
from sanetwin :
I hope everything with the job works out. I think I'm fairly new-ish so I'm not aware of the X situation?!
from kaotykdreamr :
Ok I have to use your survey! Thanks! Heehee! I haven't seen one before and it was cool! I will of course put who I got it from! TTFN Faith
from usmcsis :
i had the same problem with my dad's digital camera when he gave it to me. i got some lithium batteries and it works perfect now. if you buy them some place like wal-mart or target, sorry i don't know where you live, they will be in the electronics department with regular batteries but the package says lithium and it says for digital cameras etc.
from dukkha-tanha :
spray and iron while it's still wet.
from metame :
haha! you shitdisturber. now you gone and made my head explode? happy?! hmmm? :p
from dukkha-tanha :
Earlier today I remembered an old trick I used to use in the 80's with my miniskirts, cuz they used to flip up like a bitch. I ironed them with spray starch. It worked like a charm. Of course, you get some stiff clothes, but they won't do that flippy thing.
from metame :
oh my fuck, vicki is so right... my damn skirts do it too. and vicki, ironing does squat. arg.
from metame :
cute ornaments... very crafty. love your kitchen! and yeah my jeans do that too, but you know what's more aggravating? only one leg of mine constantly flips up! ##@@#$%W#@%
from fuzzmom :
Actually, I was planning to buy one or two once I got the eBay info from you. :)
from fuzzmom :
Well, there goes my master plan to exact payment for the pictures. Thanks a lot, you great big disclaimer-writing bitch, you! :-)
from vickithecute :
Ugh, yes, I have that problem with my jeans too....it's worse with a denim miniskirt though...it's even more noticable...maybe if I OWNED an iron it wouldn't be as much of a problem....
from fuzzmom :
On their way to your gmail account. Let me know if they don't get there; I've been having some trouble with my account.
from fuzzmom :
There is so much space between your pictures because the actual pictures are that big; you didn't crop the white away from them after you scanned them, so each one is the size of your scanner bed. :) Do you want me to crop them and email them to you, or do you want to try it?
from dukkha-tanha :
When your pants are still hot out of the dryer, you have to flip them down then and fold them up so they'll stay that way. If you've already tried that, then I don't know what to say. I have a pair that flip over in the back no matter what I do, so I just leave 'em. Oh, adn your extra space after the pics? I don't know, I can't even make links right!=)
from sanetwin :
A tree already?! Now I'm itching for one. I can't have real, not by choice but by necessity. I'm allergic to pine. Sad huh?
from anniesmeadow :
good god a tree already! but if it stires the happiness around, that is a good thing. glad you had a nice weekend, don't take too much no-doze!
from dukkha-tanha :
Girl, (if you don't mind me calling you that) you've come a long way since I started reading you. Good for you! As for your parents, you can't fix that. They'll likely be in financial trouble for the rest of their lives, it may get better after your sibs are grown & gone, but probably not. They're full grown adults. Take care of yourself now, enjoy it. You deserve it. The pre-paid visa is a great idea, too. Oh, and you're right about the trashing of the significant others. I know, I'm guilty, but I keep my trashing down to things I'd say in front of him. But...I'm really sorry. =)
from sanetwin :
At first I was ready to be up in arms about your abortion entry LOL. I couldn't believe that you and I had such differing opinions, when I seem to have the same view on so many things as you. I see that with maturity your opinion has grown up a bit as well. I was always, and will always be staunchly pro-choice. It's for more of a "my body, my choice" type of reasons. People when they find out always point to my kiddo that I had at a young age and raise eyebrows. Yeah, my choice, buddy. Sorry lol that wasn't meant to be a rant. Did it make any sense?
from clarity25 :
My thoughts exactly.
from gigamonster :
word sistah, i could almost cry right now. i can just imagine all the rights we're going to lose by the end of his next term. :(
from acornotravez :
"The gay-hating, environment-hating, freedom-hating, war-mongering Christians are in the majority." Exactly.
from long-ignored :
It truly is a sad day...such a sad sad day...and what's worse is so few people realize it. I feel tears coming on as Kerry prepares to officially concede...and my sentiments are yours. My heart hurts today.
from clarity25 :
I can't believe it either, my sentiments match yours exactly. I wanted to scream this morning and kick something. But all I could do was cry.
from pandionna :
"Fuck off America. You really suck." HELL YEAH!
from dukkha-tanha :
i still can't fucking believe it
from sanetwin :
Seriously I think the election was rigged. I didn't vote (shame shame) but EVERYONE I know said they were voting for kerry. EVERYONE. How can EVERYONE vote for one guy and the OTHER FUCKING GUY win??!!
from dukkha-tanha :
$3?!? That's a deal. I paid $6 each (and bought 7 of them). Damn. I'm that immature too. And, I'll be voting.=)
from gumphood :
I think that it would be quite amuzing if I confused halloween and Thanksgiving and dressed like Turkey for Thanksgiving and at a bakes pumpkin for halloween.
from metame :
holy fucking boob am i... i replied to your note in my notes section... oy. well ...in any case here it is: great note RH :) that attitude makes me icked out ... but on a more general note... I never did quite shake that "kids are starving in ethopia so eat your spinach" thing my parents did to me. so on the other hand I figure it wouldn't kill me to note that shit aint so bad. glad to hear you're settling in all good. end old note... as for christians, I can't even comment... makes my head hurt. scary huh
from drmz-of-him :
Rock the fuck on! If you do lose a few readers, I'm sure you'll gain a few who'll respect you even more for voicing your opinions, no matter how strong! So, Rock. The. Fuck. On!
from long-ignored :
SMART CHRISTIAN BUSH SUPPORTER? hun, even if you remove the 'christian' from this statement it's still a joke...
from sanetwin :
That was *sarcasm* by the way.
from sanetwin :
Amen, sister retailharlot!
from long-ignored :
lol my right boob is my predominant one was well
from pandionna :
About those exes: Sing it! You're right. Very right. Right on. (But not right-wing.)
from hamiltonian :
I love the way you write.
from anniesmeadow :
I was best described as a socialist. ! am not surprised, my husband calls me a communist! LOL! I see you survived the weekend! what an ordeal. Annie
from long-ignored :
the first half of this entry was absolutely beautiful and relatable and amazingly written...you expressed yourself (and me, although THAT wasn't your goal) in such a clear and understandable way.
from sanetwin :
I hope you get your silence soon.
from dukkha-tanha :
Oh my god. What a bunch of animals. I thought mine were bad, but I see that they really aren't that bad. The worse they've done at a restaurant is make fun of chinese people in a chinese restaurant. "Just a waitress". I'll come over and clock them if you'd like. I don't usually whack other people's kids but teenagers like that are fair game in my book.
from sanetwin :
Oh no I hate the kids!! lol. JUST A WAITRESS!! I would've kicked that punk kid's ass.
from long-ignored :
Don't hate the kids...hate the parents that spawned them...then didn't parent them...Or, you know...hate the kids TOO. lol
from sanetwin :
I wouldn't delete your response I loved it. Man it sounded so much like me though. Scary.
from long-ignored :
see now, I was going to say something about clothes too but I guess I thoguth it was something different by the way you wrote it. Talk about on the ball...already found a shelter...Damn, I've got a box for the homeless shelter in my garage still...they even pick up...but I wanted to make sure I had everything together...and for some reason (I am a procrastinating beeatch) I still have boxes to go through from a move YEARS ago. Anyhow, that was a really freaking long note just to say GOOD JOB with the doing everything in such a timely manner.
from long-ignored :
here is a thought...when you get done with the freecycle find either a homeless or womens shelter to donate your things to. If they are household related they are always trying to set people up with places of their own...Just a thought.
from chevydarling :
You are sooooo right about U-Haul being a rip-off!!! We just had to pay 230someodd freakin dollars!!! Not to mention the big scary black guy at the U-Haul center was a complete dick!!! He yelled at me and then had the gall to HANG UP ON ME! Anyways, you make me laugh hysterically and I'm glad that even after a ranty entry like that, you are HAPPY! =) Rock the fuck on! Mwah!
from dukkha-tanha :
No shit now that you mentioned that (about VC Andrews) I rememered her dying and sure enough there's a note in the book about it. Well, I'm halfway through the book now and I may as well finish it. Next time I'll make sure I pick something up of her's that predates her death. See, it's suckers like me that keep this shit going. Sheesh.
from sanetwin :
Congrats on moving in! Ha! *cheers* to other manly female. Perhaps we are more like the Metrosexual men? I do enjoy Nicholas Sparks as well. *shrugs* I hate Goodwill. I bought a pair of pants there once thinking I was getting an awesome deal and discovered they had a HUGE stain right on the butt.
from dangerspouse :
A decanter? LOL..well, a girl's gotta have priorities. Bravo!
from metame :
congratulations on the move! I remember that feeling well... cheers to you
from dangerspouse :
Congrats! CONGRATS CONRATS CONGRATS!! Hope the new place is everything you want it to be, and relatively free of petrified pizza crusts after the first week. Best wishes, kiddo :)
from long-ignored :
this was a beautiful entry. extremly in fact
from long-ignored :
this was a beautiful entry. extremly in fact
from iamhubpluh :
I completly disagree. If everyone who felt the way that you did, voted for who they really feel is the best person for the job, than yes, there is infact room for change, and with everything going on, THIS IS THE TIME FOR IT! I have personally recruited 10 people in the last week to switch their votes. That is real change, especially if it continues to spiral. I appreciate your immediate responce! I like your diary as well. Take care. I just hope people get out there and vote.
from iamhubpluh :
If you are voting AGAINST Bush, check out http://BADNARIK.com he is for stoping the war in Iraq, and NOT sending more troops as Kerry is for (based on his debate answers). Vote your heart, not the less of two evils!
from acornotravez :
Tuna casserole rocks, and you know it. Congratulations on the new abode.
from sanetwin :
*yay* for the new place!
from dukkha-tanha :
Congrats on your new place and lots of luck in it! =)
from clarity25 :
Congrats on finding the perfect place, Walking through a new flat and envisioning where everything is going to go is so exciting. The first night in a new place is the greatest feeling. Good luck with the move!
from dukkha-tanha :
Holy crap. You can't find a two bedroom around here for less than $900 a month, and that's for a crackhouse suite!
from dukkha-tanha :
After working at a credit union, I've seen Wal-mart do that more than once. Don't be surprised if they give you a refund twice, too, and then take it back twice, etc, etc. You have to keep on top of it, which is a pain in the ass, but if you do it EVENTUALLY it'll get straightened out.
from hamiltonian :
thats sucks.. i hope you get it straightened out.
from clarity25 :
I can strangely relate entirely to your last entry.
from dukkha-tanha :
Your dad makes me thankful for my republican father, as he makes somewhat intelligent arguments. However, I do so love going to vote and cancelling his out.
from imaphatpig :
Oh man. WHERE IN DAMN HELL HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE???? Or at least yesterday. But actually I know because I just read your latest. Sheesh... that suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks. I missed yo' ass too, you choad lovin' fool.
from darktruth :
For some reason, when I read "I have plumeria scented soap that's good," I really thought "I have placenta scented soap that's good." It really freaked me out at first.
from ananyaza52 :
ooh, very nice desk and chair combo. I like office max because it reminds me of being a kid and shopping for school supplies. Your note made me smile and thanks for adding me as a fav. =)
from long-ignored :
the 'secret admirer' type of googler? lol I totally understand...Mine was a bit more 'enticing' than someone just being at work...but, still, I'd rather have someone harboring feelings of lust or what not...damn reality
from fuzzmom :
Somebody used to do the same thing to my fanfic. Freaked me right the hell out at first. Sorry for the lack of intrigue.
from dangerspouse :
Now, regarding my LJ infidelity/cooties: If you die, can I do your corpse? That's the only way I could think to make it up to you. Oh - and you'll get yer damn dollar when I get an address. You man enough?
from dangerspouse :
I know why: they are checking you out from their work. They don't want the URL to show up in the address bar drop down. I have to do that myself when I wanna peruse worldsex.com while I'm on the air (strictly for show-prep purposes, of course). Anyway, there ya go. a lot of us working types are scared of a URL trail.
from clarity25 :
I have the same thing..alot. I wonder about it too..I have this theory that perhaps the reader doesn't have an account on Diaryland, found you in some random google search and now just types in your name to read your updates? Just a possibility to consider..sometimes I think of making my diary private because of it.
from long-ignored :
I had me a googler too...and it was long-ignored.diaryland.com that kept getting googled... It tripped me out.
from dangerspouse :
Hah! I do indeed remember the "Ill Fated Wedding" entries! I'm sorry to say I'm glad you're vindicated. So few bitter cynics ever are. Hey thanks for the note - and if I thought you were a single, unattached bachelorette, I would have been over there myself. Screw the Army guys - they're pansies. On the other hand, they don't blanche at floral print granny panties over a Maxi-Pad. After months of MRE's, they'll eat ANYTHING now.
from clarity25 :
Your last entry made me smile, It's good to know I'm not the only one that wished to look like Angelina Jolie and has walked out in public with the pants zipper down:) Join the club
from long-ignored :
lmfao...I did this recently at the grocery store...my mom is like "Hun!!!" [not so subtle looks down] "what???" [totally clueless] "Your Pants!!!" DUH. And then she follows up with "at least your panties are really cute." Yep, that's why I kept my pants open...showing off my cutie panties.
from hamiltonian :
don't seel yourself short.. you don't need to worry and judge what might or might not happen... just write and write often!
from ratherbored :
thanks for listing me! you're my 50th fan! cake and juice for all!
from chuffnutt :
I found you on the atheist ring. Hello from one non-believer to another.
from long-ignored :
Again, things have been crazy and I've yet to dive into your journal the way I long to...but the way you write is so refreshing...so often I will go to a journal and find nothing but...well, crap..lets be honest. But there is so much beauty in your 'simple' words.
from acornotravez :
Hey, you can report your company to the Better Business Bureau if they are doing illegal stuff like not paying you: http://www.bbb.org/complaint.asp I'm sending good vibage your way, dude.
from long-ignored :
I read all of 6 of the things on your list and I am already a fan...I so look forward to reading more when I have some time. Thank you for the add, and for bringing me to your diary!!!
from dangerspouse :
Before you do the "burn and fuck" thing, could you send me a cookie recipe?
from hamiltonian :
I understand how you feel and sympathize.
from not-tuesday :
Wow, I can somehow relate to that.
from lumin-ant :
hey thanks so much for reviewing my diary- im sorry that you had to read my truly BAD entries. I started thinking more around may or june or so, and I think those entries until now are the best in my journal. the ones from november and through the school year were boring, and I know it, I didn't really want you to read that. thanks though.
from the-book-bag :
Thank you for reading my diary. I appreciate it. -cat
from clarity25 :
"that's all your dismissed" lol. Just wanted to say, I loved your restaurant observations:)
from gumphood :
I wouldn't say awesome I would say crazy.
from not-tuesday :
I wish Michael Moore was my booty call. Cool name by the way.
from gumphood :
Yeah, I respect your musical whims. Did you know that they are the 4th largest grossing band of all time!? That kinda shocked me. I agree. Cybersex is bad if only for the reason is you never know who the hell you are talking to. I have never really done it other than to fuck around with stupid guys. Yes, I am a guy, but that just makes the reveal that much sweeter.
from gumphood :
what's worse. Phonesex or cyber sex
from hamiltonian :
i love your titles
from evaluate-you :
By the way, how much did you love PD2? Oh man... if you didn't see it then you must, you absolutely must! Love, your #1 fan
from evaluate-you :
Great Knights of Columbus! Two more requests for Sandpaper. Oy!
from metame :
well said!!
from clarity25 :
Hey, I just clicked on one of your banners! it was so funny, I was cracking up! "the best part of waking up.." lol
from gigamonster :
I clicked on your banner, just wanted to let you know. Oh yeah, and I like your diary, glad you had a banner. =)
from carriem :
I totally agree with a dress code. Who needs to be staring at someone's boobs thru thier tube top in school? save it for going out with and just dress like a normal person. I have a daughter and if she dressed like that anywhere, i would be kicking some little girl butt lmao :)
from clarity25 :
Hi, thanks for the kind note. I can't believe the dress code they have for students. What CAN you wear? Also I liked the comparison between a school scedule from 1904 and your brother's. that was actually really interesting.. I don't miss highschool!
from imaphatpig :
promotion. promotion promotion promotion. Geez.
from imaphatpig :
rete, your shameless self promation is ready. Check the sandpaper's yahoo box. Love you more than my new magnum. Peas out.
from clarity25 :
I'm sorry to hear about the vandalism with your car! that's truly messed up, particularly if it was motivated by a politics!..Good luck with the Unitarian Universalist church, I was always curious about that. I've read about it before and it appears much more open-minded and spiritual than most churches out there.
from gumphood :
for some reason I thought your name was red tail harlot. And I was jealous you had a tail and I didn't.
from evaluate-you :
LOOK AT OUR SUPER COOL ADD-VERT-TIS-MENTS!!!
from evaluate-you :
Change is good! I like it A LOT (ala Dumb and Dumber).
from passngstranj :
As best I can understand, I can be a right-wing socialist because people are morons. And really, I think "that kind of girl" is probably the kind guys really want anyways. Which is probably why you gotta watch your boyfriend around them...
from ravynespeaks :
Thanks for stopping by my diary and leaving such a sweet note :) Read your entry about having kids. My motto: no kids, just cats ::cheesy grin:: Don't ever feel that you *have* to bring kids into this world, especially if you aren't ready yet. Best of luck with becoming a lawyer!
from dukkha-tanha :
There's so much pressure to have kids(and wait another 5 years or so when it really kicks in)and people who choose to be "child-free" really get a lot of shit for it. Take it from someone who has more than her share of little fuckers running around, if you really think you don't want kids, don't have them. They screw up things like careers and travelling, etc, just by being there. It's something you really have to WANT to do. I myself was a little girl who dreamt of being a mommy, and I do believe it's what I was meant to do with my life, if nothing else. But I'm not one to preach about the wonders of parenthood to people who aren't receptive to the thought, because, really, I can see the other side of the story and I can understand why one would not want kids. And I also think, if someone really doesn't want kids, there's a big ol' red flag that says they really shouldn't! You have two opportunities to be an aunt, and as you get older, you'll have friends with kids, so you'll be able to be around them and mentor them. Or, when you get older and you meet that good "daddy", you might change your mind. You're still young. But, don't give in to the pressure! Remember, some of us need to not breed to clear out some of the space for those of us who have chosen to breed repeatedly!=)
from the-book-bag :
Haha! I know, most moms would probably open the package. Luckily, when my mom sees something that says "Keep Out," she does. She's forever telling me: "I don't wanna know." Thank you so much for adding me to your favorites list! :-) -cat
from themarassa :
I think I'm just seriously bitter that I was forced, in eighth grade, to learn every state, where it is, and it's capital. Actually no, I'm mad at one of my husbands co-workers who busts out with really bad Canadian accents and stupid jokes whenever he sees me or my husband. And the funny thing is... he's from Alabama. If only my stereotypical Canadian politeness didnt think it would be rude to jump all over that....*sigh*
from imaphatpig :
Hang onto your shorts because I am about to HATE all over this piece, mofo!!! I hate people who have a TON of banners yet their diaries SUCK! I hate women who say that size doesn't matter because they are liars! I hate bosses who give you "special projects" like they are doing you favors. I hate my lack of html skills. I hate people who hate porn. I hate when my cat craps on the floor instead of in the toilet like I want her to. I hate bad knock off Louis's. I hate codependent girls who can't stand on their own two feet and feel that only a guy can make them happy. I hate the stank lady who smelled like too much perfume and smoke who sat next to me on the train yesterday afternoon and then had the AUDACITY to give me a look like I was NASTY!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I feel so much better now.
from imaphatpig :
congrats on your article! I hearted that one tremendously!
from clarity25 :
Thanks for the kind note, yes, the book was written by Kevin Leman! It's so detailed in it's explanation of each birth order positions...it's variations..weaknesses and strengths. It's a fascinating book. By the way, I agree one hundred percent on your position on voting and the importance..I feel your frustration when you went to the elections and everyone was republican. Also the Ammendment banning gay marriage..(sigh) These are the reasons Eric doesn't want to move back to America..I wish things were different, sometimes I feel like my voice and vote are just ignored.
from imaphatpig :
I am all about this. The site is BEE-YOO-TEE-FULL!!! I love the rules and the way scoring is set up. All of it is pretty much right in line with what I started thinking about after you brought it up. OUTSTANDING! We can "chat" more about this today.
from imaphatpig :
Heck yeah! Sign me up. We need to come up with a "team" name that is better than anyone else's. I am going to take this uber serious just because I can. Oh man - this is going to be AWESOME!!
from imaphatpig :
By they way, I feel for you and your concern for Lily. That's crazy how STUPID he is. And that's crazy how she is thinking that she can't get anyone better than him. Why do good girls doubt themselves like that? It's just not right.
from imaphatpig :
Cynical? Well, I prefer to call it realistic, since that's what it is. Seriously. Now I KNOW why people like Angelina Jolie, and Jodie Foster have chosen to stay single and have kids by themselves. Men schmen.
from cdghost :
enjoyed your words
from dukkha-tanha :
ROCK THE VOTE, SISTER!!! Excellent post. This year's primary was the first time my husband ever voted, due to my favorite phrase, "If ya don't vote, don't bitch about the state of the country". Oh, and Xanax is the balls, correct-a-mundo!!!

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