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Heather told me she teaches people real life. She said, 'Real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.' I said, 'So, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly?' She said yes. I said, 'You're beautiful!'"

My favorite diaries:

cherry2000 profile - diary

ravengreen profile - diary

heidiann profile - diary

comments: 'I swear to god, the Barbie Dream House became some kind of S/M bordello as soon as I walked in the room.'

botanologia profile - diary

comments: 'The point is to put ideas out there so that maybe someone smarter and keener than me will be stimulated to say �shut up, motherfucker! Here�s the real deal.�'

johto profile - diary

comments: 'These dark ominous clouds were like what you see in a fantasy movie when evil sweeps over the land. I remember the sky looked that way when the Supreme Court elected George W Bush.'

heavenlyging profile - diary

comments: 'You know all those movies where the womyn are carelessly and sweatlessly gardening. I have now realized that this is not how it is in the real world.'

mattferrara profile - diary

hungryghost profile - diary

comments: 'Today I met my new gyno and asked her for a pill that gives me only one period a month and keeps away headaches and makes me feel like having sex and keeps me skinny and energetic and feeling as if my life has meaning.'

weetabix profile - diary

tcklyrpharsn profile - diary

comments: 'I haven't learned a damn thing all year. Unless you count the all-too-obvious lesson of "There sure are a lot of assholes in academia."'

peteypuke profile - diary

comments: 'I mean look at my eyebrows. Seriously. Joan Crawford had nothing on these arches.'

skibigsky profile - diary

pandionna profile - diary

comments: 'Hooray for separation of church and state. Go on, homophobes. Leave the mainstream denominations and go form your own little hateful sects. It will be easier for the rest of us to track your movements and leave you behind as society progresses.'

owldiplomat profile - diary

comments: 'Sometimes the world is still too big for me. Sometimes I can't leave the house. I wish Lemmy from Motorhead would come over and kick my ass. Or maybe I need Kathleen Hanna to scream "Get off the internet" into my ear.'

marygraceful profile - diary

sarafem profile - diary

muffinhead profile - diary

My favorite music:

The Clash

comments: I'm so bored with the USA.

Morrissey

comments: I don't mind if you forget me.

Kate Bush

comments: Suddenly my feet are feet of mud.

XTC

comments: Earn enough for us.