ugggghhh failure am i by
cheese1180
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the part about the cat. i. died. laughing. |
Or, Massively Hot Chicks With Sexy Protruding Bellies Whose Mission In Life Is To Make You Feel Bad. by
sundry
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"You know, the tiny closet to Narnia (but�you know, depressingly sans Narnia) area in which you sit, floating in purgatory, wearing your open-backed gown..." |
my idea for a new project by
soulwatcherx
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Great idea. I love she thought of it. |
by
fergie
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Look for Oct. 6: the one about the body. Here's the link, because for some bizarre reason, Dland refuses to acknowledge it. http://fergie.diaryland.com/031003_74.html |
About Me by
weeme
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I think this is my favorite "about me" page ever. Again, charming and delightful. I hate her. |
smoking pussies by
golfwidow
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"People at work do not acknowledge my devastating command over the English language." One English language savant to the other, right on sistah; right on. |
would we be homesick too? by
wateryone
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There's no one quote to single out; there are too many. Beautiful and thoughtful and exactly the way I feel about earth. How does she do it? |
Popcorn Anyone? by
sunnflower
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"I could see the dollars of electricity floating out the door with our heat and the popcorn smoke never to be seen again." |
I Hate My Dog by
plaguegirl
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Handsdown the most hilarious frigging story ever when it comes to doggy destruction; a must-read for anyone who's ever had the experience. "My dog must have sensed this, and because he despises me and wants me to be unhappy, he made a note of where I put the hat when I took it off." |
rent me by
fergie
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"Each oversize square shaped sign sits atop a long wooden pole stuck in the ground, making the entrance look like Wyle E. Coyote gave up on the Roadrunner and took up apartment management." |
Yeah, I'd Crap My Pants Too. by
cuppajoe
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Goodbye, Mr. Scampers. Thus, I refute Scampers. Swankolicious sticky trap goodness. Even if it's not all that humanitarian, afterall. Joey, how could you? What are a few squished mouse guts between a man and his condo, really? |
Wild Safari: Condo Edition by
cuppajoe
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Because good humanitarians are hard to find. Plus it's pretty damned funny. :) |
my parents by
jettemarie
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"You are worth so much more than this, I hope you know that. I really hope you do." So do I. |
Pennies from Heaven by
sunnflower
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"It was like the sea witch in Little Mermaid had made her way to land." |
The Purloined Poster by
sunnflower
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"Even a pirate needs rescuing." ::siiiigh:: :)
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Along Came a Spider by
sunnflower
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And not just coz she mentioned me, either. "It's amazing how many questions you can ask while pirouetting about like a crazed ballerina."
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you waited a week for this? by
goodlovin
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Beautiful voyeurism. Beautiful on the sentiment, voyeurism on my part. Go read. |
this of course makes me cry. by
maredeath
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"this of course makes me cry." |
Viva la Paul Krugman, Plus, More Exploration of the Parenthood Thing by
rumblelizard
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"Actually, yes, I think if I did have a child, I would love that child very, very much. (Although maybe not to bits, because a whole child is better than one in fragments.)" |
Newsflash by
mattferrara
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I don't even know where to start. I laughed several times. Be sure to read the "tickers" near the bottom. It's easier if you sort of unfocus your eyes, like with one of those pictures made out of spots hidden in the spots. |
It's just like the movie, right? by
mollyx
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"It was good to hear questions again." And how. |
I hate the president by
coffeeadikt
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Short, succinct, to the point. Plus, I agree with him. |
Don't Shoot, I'm Canadian! No Really, Look At The Maple Leaf Tattooed On My Ass... by
cuppajoe
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"easons Why This War Seems Stupid To So Many People:" Go, Joey, go. |
A Moment Of Truth For DaSauce by
dasauce
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"The ideals of freedom, liberty, and justice (including the justice dictated by law and order, and even the international laws that we helped to craft) are withering away." |
When you do the body count, don't forget to add in the living by
marn
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"When you do the body count, don't forget to add in the living" |
They May Be Closer Than You May Think by
cuppajoe
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Because I truly believe, and it's totally cool he shared. |
In which ann-frank confesses, backs up, confesses again, but ultimately leaves an unintelligible mess by
ann-frank
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80's music-fu. Lying to the cops. Fire and brimstone. Just another day in the life of Ann-Frank. Who, you know, is going to hell. |
baby, the human league's got nothing on me by
ann-frank
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"Not only that, but I recorded the soundtrack on a cassette tape. And so you are thinking big fucking deal � but really - not just on a tape that was hooked fancy-pants tape deck hooked up to the TeeVee that would have at least given me somewhat decent sound. No, we didn�t have that technology in my household back then. Instead I was forced to take an actual MONO TAPE RECORDER..." |
I can't believe I watched it either. by
porktornado
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On the women of Joe Millionaire: "Here is why you were attracted to him...He is about nine feet tall, muscular, and good looking. You think he has a crazy pad in France somewhere, and you�ve seen pictures of him modeling with what appears to be a family of ferrets in his underwear." |
Conservatively Radical by
charmcity
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I am constantly surprised I can like a Conservative as much as I like what this guy has to say. But he's thoughtful, so that makes it pretty easy. |
Nobody Expects The Girlish Imposition! by
dasauce
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"Is there some unwritten code of ethics when you wear the X-chromosomal pile that says you have to wander around singing Matchmaker from Fiddler On The Frigging Roof?" |
listen, stand still and be bold by
lunaadored
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Excellent poem. |
The Kyoto Rant. Feel free to avert your eyes. by
marn
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Amen, damn it. Well said. |
cleavage by
lunaadored
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A)that's exactly why I go to gay clubs. B)that's exactly the reaction I would have to a stranger singing karaoke to me. C)Absolutely stellar last line. :) |
It's BIG. It's COLD. Is it a THREAT? by
marn
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Big. Cold. Threatening. But still nice enough to provide a map. |
Jump Start my Bones by
charmcity
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Love the inner dialogue...nice to know I'm not the only freak on the planet. I laughed. Hard. |
the dangerous attentions of careerist historicizers by
smartypants
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80's music-fu. Singing out loud while shopping. The perils of negotiating Chicago streets. Obscure googling. Mimi Smartypants can not be stopped. |
I'm an alcoFROLIC. There's a difference. by
smartypants
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Llama handpuppetry on public busses. Maybe I only think it's funny because I have made the odd handpuppet movie myself. Albeit in the quiet privacy and solace of my own home. All of this is sans actual puppets, you understand. Oh, just go read. |
The Gender Politics of Crock-Pot Cookin': A Holiday Primer by
ann-frank
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Beer-drinkin' on a Monday. Crock Pot Cooking-Fu. Toy store returning peril...holiday joy at its finest. |
It's All About The Jack-O-Lanterns, Baby. by
cuppajoe
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Pumpkin carnage made festive. And, you know, scary. Sort of. |
Iron Chef -- spawn of Satan or what? by
marn
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Iron Chef. 'Nuff said. |
This is the sound of your brain recoiling in utter horror. by
sundry
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One of the best anecdotal stories ever, I'm telling you. Those with arachniphobia could be stoked to nightmares, so read at your own risk, spider-wienies. |
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