messages to boogityx2:
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from artgnome :
may I have the password so I can read your entries? or am I the one you are trying to keep out :)
from artgnome :
I'm with you, my friend. Flash sucks. Long live SwishMax!
from techrat :
haha. dumb for bananas. that t-rex is one funny dude. and yeah, i did figure that you like that song. seeing as how it was you who made me love the weakerthans in the first place. you are so good at making me like music.
from techrat :
um. i live in a dorm. i have access to a hot plate, microwave, and toaster oven. i don't know if you can make banana bread in any of those. but i have thought about it.
from clipchick :
K. Well, it's been like, forever since I left you a note, but your entries are really missed. Saw the whole clan from Regina a couple of months ago, then thought of you, of course. When I went back to catch up on you...you were blocked. Don't need your password, but I wanted to pass on wishes of good feelings and positive vibes. Hope all is well!
from maredeath :
do you find that you play the damn it feels good to be a gangster song on repeat?
from lovelydaisy :
sorry you felt the need to pw your site. I enjoyed it. If you feel like you can trust me, email me the pw. [email protected] :)
from bindyree :
Hi, yourself!!!!!
from artgnome :
Thank you so much for the boogity birfday greetings. hah...you're NEXT. :)
from the-moo :
I'm very sad to see you go but I shall keep n eye on your other pages!! xxx
from maredeath :
that IS a good one
from madam-diva :
look, tell your woman to update already. GAWD!
from the-moo :
what's a marshmallow peep?? I have never heard of whatever it is but suddenly I feel my life will be empty until I have one of my own!! it sounds so cute!! xxx
from vagbondqueen :
I think your 'not buying anything' experiment is cool . . . and hard and will require lots of creativity. I love it when I go days on end without buying anything, but I've never tried it deliberately. Good luck.
from iamblessed :
So, I bought "For Him & the Girls" and I liked it so much that I bought the next one ["The Delicious Wolves"] on iTunes tonight. Thank you!
from artgnome :
Yes, I liked Adaptation very much. The Station Agent is also a very cool film. Have you seen that?
from iamblessed :
Thanks! I'll check it out.
from maredeath :
if i lived down by the bay i would so be all over that shit.
from thesenotes :
buystupidcrapbuystupidcrapbuystupidcrapbuystupidcrap HOW COOL IS THAT buystupidcrapbuystupidcrapbuystupidcrapbuystupidcrap
from iamblessed :
I really like the New Pornographers, although I've never listened to Hawksley. I can hear the CD store calling my name as we speak.
from iamblessed :
You saw Metric? How were they? I was going to go when they were over this way, but then they cancelled their two shows in NB. Suck!
from maredeath :
My fam and I used to go to the cumberland safeway every week for years when I was small and I was friends with this cashier named Shirley (I believe) and I went in there a year or so ago and she was still working there and she remembered me!! I understand your excitement and I relate it directly to my own life.
from sopretty :
i bough the snl trivial pursuit AND GOOD GOD! it takes for fucking ever and i just end up getting bored. most info from before say,1983 i don't know. partially because i was a fetus in 1981 but either way! i was really let down man....
from vagbondqueen :
Is "I was distracted by my laptop during the show" a euphemism?
from the-moo :
wOOHOO you've updated I was beginning to think I'd listed you wrong! HI!! I too have film moods - where sometimes I just WANT a rubbish badly writen easy to follow trashy film.. glad you can sympathise xxx
from the-moo :
AHA I finally created a space for you on my buddy list *fanfare* welcome friend!! *hugs* xxx
from scrapedgrace :
I can't believe you're going to a shitty vampire movie without me!
from sopretty :
so i just clicked on an ad that said BUTT. nice. btw-darth vader taters are a perfect gift and toy. i know,i bought my brother one for his 29th.
from somstar :
you should definitley consider cutting out that fresca until you can at least see you dr. I can only assume your theory is correct ;) I like the after shot, and Mr. Potato head is a awesome addition to any figurine photo.
from the-moo :
hahaha and *hugs* and I love your picture!! xxx
from uridium15 :
but not that one! or this! hurrah! i'm going now.
from uridium15 :
that one too.
from uridium15 :
there are a hundred typos in that message and parts of likely make very little sense: for this i apologize.
from uridium15 :
i'm not sure if you're aware of this, but i figured i'd say it anyone, just in case: taking antibotics continously, your body will tend to create an immunity to the antibotics you're taking, basically rendering them useless. i take an antibotic for zits (damn early adulthood, damn it and it's damnableness!) and usually when i take the stuff (it's minocin, if you were wondering) everyday, its effect seems to die down to the point of "is this stuff even working at all?" but then i stop taking it for a week or two and start up again, and it's all good in the hood. t'is a vicious cycle, however. I WEEP FOR YE AND THINE OOZY GUSHING BUMP, SIR!
from katress :
That's some funny shit. Keep it coming with the drawings. :)
from scrapedgrace :
Why do I get the feeling that I'm going to have to duke it out with Laura in a poorly lit parking lot for the rights to touch your bum? P.S. I could totally take her. I'm a hair puller.
from pig-snicket :
One word: HAWT. You're totally doing that creepy Peter Jackson thing where he miraculously halved himself. W00t!
from reynedecoupe :
Hmmm. Looking pretty damn good there.
from liquid-mojo :
That's like 1000% ROI, you should be getting that partnership promotion and the corner office soon. ;)
from chsturtle :
Your Pee banner got my attention. I just had to click. And I have to say you are lucky to have a business mind. I'd be the one thinking "Yay, I won ten bucks!" ;)
from the-moo :
:O NO!!!! really?? ok YOU are being added my friend - just got to make a space on the buddy list! a great diary and you know who the dummies are *awed* very pleased to meet you! xxx
from maredeath :
woah, boogity, i was ready to click on the shark banner even before i knew it was about you! can you make me a cool banner?
from candoor :
you put the oi in roi (oy)... maybe some Scrooge McDuck cartoons would help :)
from the-moo :
:O I clicked the shark banner and then WOW I have met very few people who actually knew who the crash test dummies were and am honoured to meet someone who has signed things from them!! YAAAY I shall be coming back after lunch to check you out some more!!
from maredeath :
dude. i totally clicked on a banner of yrs. totally.
from madam-diva :
my brother in law got a gift certificate for skydiving for his 30th birthday... i think it's a grand idea... but seeing as i hardly know you and have only met you once, i'll pass on going with you... thanks for asking though
from scrapedgrace :
The ad becomes even more awesome if you add a "cha cha cha" on the end.
from vagbondqueen :
Definitely you should jump out of a plane on your 30th birthday - it would be a totally cool thing to do and you could talk about it forever. I'll come. I've always wanted to skydive. Ha ha, I know you'll never hold me to it.
from techrat :
hawksley kind of has terrible handwriting...but that is still totally awesome. and i think jumping out of a plane is a good idea. it's one of my goals, but i haven't set an "achieve by" date yet.
from scrapedgrace :
I don't think I could stand to watch you jump out of a plane let alone do it too.
from pig-snicket :
That poster is very awesome. Also, if you go skydiving and I am around (questionable at this point) I will watch you fall from the sky. And take pictures.
from thesenotes :
some of my friends back home recently went sky diving. they LOVED it. i vote that you do it. here's their videos in case you're interested in seeing how it went for them: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4LIiJqWBOY
from techrat :
you were quite good. except you talked too much. i wanted to be like, "dude, shut up," but i was having trouble forming any actual words. and then some guy who was related to you (an uncle, maybe?) showed up and was like, "knock it off," because we were doin' it right in his front yard and the rest of your family was inside having brunch. but all in all, some of the best dream-sex i've ever had.
from techrat :
omg boogity, would it make things awkward between us if i told you i had a sex dream about you? because that totally just happened last night.
from vagbondqueen :
I can't take credit for the gin/Christmas tree comparison. It's Maredeath's. But she's right, it does taste like a Christmas tree - all the tinsel and needles and glass ornaments jangled up together. I said this to someone at work and she wanted to remind herself to try gin later so she wrote on her arm: try gin, tastes like a Christmas tree. Except the "tastes" got a bit smeared so it looked like "testes". Now I can't think of gin without thinking 'Testes like a Christmas Tree'
from stephielove :
Your shark banner made me smile :) Thank you!
from candoor :
shark, funny, WWE, funny, Undertaker, not funny (but a really nice guy :)
from clearance :
Ok, that shark banner is damn funny. Watch me admitting.
from withouteven :
i love tegan & sara! i haven't been able to find any of their stuff in years though. australia is kind of lame like that sometimes.
from techrat :
hawksley's new site does suck. what the hell happened? and one time, i met this chick named tegan and i was like, "HAHAHAHA WE ARE TEGAN AND SARA." and everyone was like, "...yeah." they just didn't get it.
from pig-snicket :
JOEL PLASKETT RULES THE WORLD!
from artgnome :
I LOVE Mushaboom by Feist. I found them on Myspace. Awesome song!
from silent-stars :
*gasp* No, I had no idea they were airing those episodes. That makes me all tingly inside. P.S. I really like your diary template.
from scrapedgrace :
Actually, I say "s'all good" and "down with that" all the time. This may be partly my fault.
from sarkasmo :
Quote from my mom: "You know you're getting old when the kids your DAUGHTER babysat are going bald." (Bridge mix has nothing to do with it)
from bindyree :
Thanks for the heads up. You are invited to crawl into my wallet whenever the spirit moves you.
from bindyree :
Word. Word. Word. You look awesome in those clown pants. You've earned it. Happy 2006 -- and thanks for being my Buddy. ♥
from artgnome :
a man after my own heart, I so love Lindor and Brad singing Jingle Bells with an equal passion. Hope your holiday season is just grand!
from bassclargrrl :
loved the shark banner :D
from dandydandy :
I just had to drop in and say you have the absolute best banner I've seen to date. If there were banner awards, you would win hands down!
from thesenotes :
"Last week, MSNBC host Tucker Carlson, a well-known conservative pundit, let loose with a string of anti-Canada rants. "'Anybody with any ambition at all, or intelligence, has left Canada and is now living in New York," he said. "'Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice but you don't take him seriously. That's Canada.' "Carlson also said it's pointless to tell Canada to stop criticizing the United States. "'It only eggs them on. Canada is essentially a stalker, stalking the United States, right? Canada has little pictures of us in its bedroom, right?' "'It's unrequited love between Canada and the United States. We, meanwhile, don't even know Canada's name. We pay no attention at all,' he said.
from thesenotes :
i'm totally our office's "grumpy jerk who redirects everyone to snopes.com." but i vote for #3's diplomacy.
from madam-diva :
Congrats on your montgomery burns award. Good on ya. Speaking of MONEYMONEY they were on Degrassi last night. They were alllright. 'course, not as allllright as the Degrassi band - Downtown Saskquatch... i mean, first of all how can you go wrong with a name like Downtown Sasquatch? Second of all, the Degrassi band's tune was pretty catchy, but i give credit to the shows writers. MoneyMoney was cool, however they were wearing ties and sunglasses. which, i guess is cool...if you like ties and sunglasses.
from artgnome :
Congrats on your award! the awesomeness that is you :)
from mousemilk :
Cor. Where do you find a radio station like that?
from sopretty :
Wolf parade is a very good band. they grew on me for sure. my favorite thus far is you are a runner and I am my fathers son.
from vagbondqueen :
When I got my set of knives the box said one was a 'boner knife'. I still giggle whenever I use it.
from pig-snicket :
I was very impressed that you went to see Santa. A bunch of people got pictures with him here too, and it was then that I knew I had made friends with the right sorts of people. Only their Santa was jolly. Probably because he was surrounded by young women. Pervert.
from scrapedgrace :
...and then I'm happy for the rest of the day, safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it.
from sixelasauce :
I had a different diary..and was on the arrested developement ring with you...i was wondering how you felt about the crap FOX is putting that show through..I am boycotting the network...those fools...sorry if i am behind on your opinion on this..OX
from sopretty :
btw-I'm the one who submitted your qoute. it cracked me up...i couldn't help it!
from vagbondqueen :
Re: Quoted. Congrats! It WAS one of your funnier moments - and that's saying something. (I'm probably saying that you're really funny a lot of the time.)
from plopphizz :
Congrats, you have been Quoted: http://quoted.diaryland.com/mentioned.html. Thanks for the great writing. -- Ploppy.
from tinkerfag :
hey, thanks for making me your username of the day, like, two years ago. it would have been nice had you notified me first, though.
from techrat :
hey, that looks like my grandma's building! i sure hope your apartment is nicer than hers...
from sopretty :
i hate stupid jokes like that. like were all suppose to laugh hysterically now because you made some lame ass joke. LFD guy=lame. (the guy,not the name you made up for him)
from sopretty :
my real name is Julianna but i've been called julie my whole life,because some how,people fuck it up."juli....an". does my name look like a males you dumb ass? no its JuliANNA not JuliAN. people should pay attention and say your name right the first time. geeez.
from maredeath :
okay i but i still don't know how to find you on there. and also: i can't write a novel!
from scrapedgrace :
Nice.
from oddsfish :
Ok #2 is Beastie Boys. Know what's insane? At this very moment Shake Your Rump is PLAYING on my shuffled up iTunes. HURRICANE!! That is an extremely insane moment of coincidence that I cannot ignore. I am beside myself with shock.
from maredeath :
boog, tell me what your nanowrimo name is. or add me as a friend. mine is maredeath. obviously. gosh.
from scrapedgrace :
Arts and crafts? I wanna know!
from crunchberry :
I am a pee banner victim. I felt like a moth drawn to a flame...
from hose-clamp :
your "pee" banner made me fall in love with you a little.
from f0rbidden :
every diary entry of yours that i've read has mad me laugh. probably because i'm overweight and can actually feel your pain. maybe not 300lbs but i'm clumsy too so i know all about the wiping out during DDR, though I work up a sweat even at the easy stages. probably because i'm also ADD or something and can't stnad still. you also mentioned calgary which is where i live and being your typical canadian i got all excited because you mentioned where i live. even though i'm not going to add you as a favorite diary (because i don't want those i stalk to know that i stalk them... jk... of course) but i'm definitely going to put you under my IE "favorites". keep up the good weight-losing (i don't want to say good luck because i know from experience that it's NEVER based on luck.. maybe some sweet drugs you got hooked up with or... hey, actually getting off your ass( i haven't quite mastered this yet) but never, ever luck.) wow, i talk a lot. sorry.
from madam-diva :
i just came in through a banner that says: pee. And it was YOUR DIARY!?! What does that say about You?? or rather, what does that say about me when i drop in because the banner says pee. hm.
from siopup :
congrats on the weight loss! also, i almost choked when i read the grandmother line. hilarious! but wrong.
from candoor :
wow, just the inspiration I need... now if I only come back, pay attention, and move more... I just came back from my doctor... she likes me, she keeps asking me to come back... I'm so popular :)
from thesenotes :
heh. i am glad to hear you're doing well in the health department. also, i am glad to read you're doing well in the write-a-super-funny-entry department too.
from sopretty :
sweet jesus.thats fucking hilarious. my friend use to be a big kid until he hit about age 14 and suddenly lost it all. now he has what we call "munge". he can pull skin from around his chin and stretch it out. just be glad its only a finger up your butt and its not until you hit 30. every 6 months since age 18 its been all pap this,swab that.stupid reproductive organs.
from pfirsich :
I also laughed at that sentence.Im only interested if I have to pay. Huh? Really? Damn,I still got to think of that picture of the Moguai you posted. Like,in a sentimental way,in some kind of longing way.Sniff!
from scrapedgrace :
I question the "all babies must fly" rule. What if some babies really suck at flying? Who wants baby guts all over a wedding?
from thesenotes :
have you seen this entry?: http://thesenotes.diaryland.com/luchalibre.html
from sopretty :
what can I say....I LOVE THE GOLDEN GIRLS.
from pig-snicket :
Pfft, I'v seen people playing over two pads. That's right, TWO. She's not so great.
from bunny828 :
If you get that down, you can try this: http://plsthx.com/disp.php?type=m&id=259
from sopretty :
tangiers only have a couple of songs that are good,so you aren't missing much. however,LOU BARLOW? come on.hes great. you should listen to it RIGHT NOW.
from pig-snicket :
the butt one is you?? I saw that today and almost clicked on it to see what monstrosity lay behind it. I clicked on your shark one ages ago before I knew you were the shark king. You should meet Jen, she loooooves sharks.
from madam-diva :
i like the one that says: butt.
from withouteven :
dude, the scene where g.o.b. attempts to throw the letter into the sea as an act of defiance? GOLD. i laughed until milk came out of my nose.
from scrapedgrace :
Oh Charlize Theron! My old nemisis! I always knew you'd usurp my title of "favourite retard."
from thefunway :
So I liked your flashing wordless ad and then it turned out you have the Saskatoon connect.
from clipchick :
I haven't had much time to comment lately, but I'm still loving what you're writing. And thanks for turning me on to Abbie's Journal. It's really quite good!
from banefulvenus :
the proclaimers? I didn't know they were still around... : )
from pig-snicket :
PS: Cat Town is the best thing ever!
from pig-snicket :
Damn you! Abbie made me cry! Daaaamn youuuu!
from artgnome :
I will definately be there in spirit at the Proclaimers concert. I would definately be diggin' that! Scottish twins! It doesn't get much better than Scottish twins...heh.
from sopretty :
wearing the shirt of the band you are going to see....thats just now allowed.I don't care who you are.
from poly-phony :
You know, my mom really likes the Proclaimers. I can call her if you want...
from techrat :
i wonder if it also sounds like "meth lab" when i tell people where i work. maybe i should start calling it something else.
from artgnome :
hey, good for you on the weight loss! you are getting fabulously fit! good on you.
from madam-diva :
Wow, i didn't even get the reference to my own goddamn reference...! I blame the Snot Fairy. =D
from madam-diva :
What is this Cousin Walter you speak of?? The Diva is seriously confuzzled.
from pig-snicket :
Haha, by saying they AREN'T euphemisms, you're admitting that they are. Pervert.
from pig-snicket :
How smart am I? I originally posted the note to MYSELF. Anyway, using the subway while drunk and at 2am? Not so smart.
from madam-diva :
Hm... you raise a good point with the fish thing. ...you've given me much to think about....hmmmm
from scrapedgrace :
Did you use the word "rad" in that entry?
from scrapedgrace :
You totally forgot to mention the ass sprite.
from clipchick :
Aha! It all makes sense now...good reasons, too!
from thesenotes :
woah, lookin' good (even when soaked in rain water)!
from vagbondqueen :
I'm positive that Superstore has eggs.
from maredeath :
431 manning avenue t.o. M6G 2V6, you can also stalk me there!
from vagbondqueen :
Seafood sauce is NOT gross. And make me a cd too.
from maredeath :
also, make ME a cd.
from maredeath :
MY BALLS have a drawer.
from techrat :
i don't like leaving my stuff in places where i don't live. you never know what people will do with it when you're not around. but a personal drawer is always neat. i let a friend of mine have a drawer in my bathroom for a while. it's where he kept his home-made hair gel. which i think was just glue.
from vagbondqueen :
A drawer? Dear god in heaven. Do you let her keep tampons in it?
from bindyree :
The term is 'possessive ornamentation'. -- even though I'm a female, I have no idea why this event with the drawer is so important. I guess because this proves to her that you are comfortable with having her around and that if she stashes her stuff there that means no other female is doing that. :-) Happiness to you both!
from kyane :
Planning on moving back to ol' S'toon any time soon? We should, like, totally hang out. Cause we're totally, like, in the same age group and everything. ... Totally.
from clipchick :
Actually, I really dug corn on the cow! Very freaking funny :D I also really dug the use of the word "crapulent". Very creative and descriptive to boot. I do have to ask this though...what's with the fascination over gravy boats?
from scrapedgrace :
I'm totally breaking up with you now. And I'm taking the drawer with me. And your delicious pickles.
from clipchick :
Before I answer...what's corn on the cow? I seriously want to know, because it sounds intersting. As far as having your own drawer at your beau's house goes, I'd have to say no big deal. HOWEVER, there is a lot of truth to the fact that most men don't like it, are afraid of it, etc. For some men one simple space (that probably wasn't being used much anyway) to be filled up with decidedly UN-manly things is simply too much to bear. I think it's because some "girlie" things confuse them...Very long explaination short, I think it's usually much harder and more dramatic on the men than the girlies...
from viragokuan :
A DRAWER?! That's like giving a chick a RING! Or... maybe not. At all. In the slightest. A drawer is a kind gesture, especially when the drawer is for someone who lives out of town, but I'm not sure there should be great OMGing about it. Perhaps I'm not a very representative chick, though.
from pig-snicket :
A drawer is one step away from MARRIAGE! SHE IS TAKING OVER! Ok, not really. I didn't know drawers were a big deal either.
from vagbondqueen :
Happy Birthday!!!! Have a great year.
from pig-snicket :
Haha! You are oooold! Old man they will call you!
from sopretty :
they must only show pop up video in canada. this makes me mad. I LOVED pop up video. grrr.
from pig-snicket :
Maaan, your dentist is way nicer than mine. I've been going to the same dentist since I had teeth and he still treats me like I'm 10. Gah. And that's basically the only reason why I haven't booked an appointment with him yet.
from iamblessed :
No problem. I really enjoy reading your diary, and linking it just means that more people will get that chance. Oh, and I love the shark drawings!
from thesenotes :
HAPPY Booger DAY!
from somstar :
hey I wanted to let you know that someone likes you enough to plug you here: http://somstar.diaryland.com/plugit.html
from audrey-three :
I'm not sure who's more anal - me for noticing this, or you for doing it - you alphabetize your lists of friends....I don't mean the list on the side, I mean within the text of your blog. it scares me a bit.
from bindyree :
Just a note to say WOW, you SASSY SKINNY THANG! Where is Boog and what have you DONE with him? -- seriously, though, I know it's a choice to be made every day, as to what to eat; I myself have lost 50 lbs with my abstention from sugar and flour, and when you wear that blue shirt, which I know you've owned since before you began your regimen, it just looks so poofy and empty! Well done, Boog.
from rubytrax :
We got Sloan's "Money City Maniacs" at our wedding. Aw yeah.
from sarkasmo :
The ONLY reason you can't equate Jesus to Skittles is because Jesus tastes more like crackers (I'm Catholic, I know). ...So I looked up Timmins on the map, and it's totally nowhere near Quebec. Whappened? I mean, my husband's family is from eastern Ontario, so they have an excuse.
from xquzme :
I tried to be a total control freak about the music at my wedding. I had a strict "MUST PLAY" list, a "DON'T PLAY OR I'LL THROTTLE YOU" list, and a bunch of other stuff I wanted to hear. Guess what -- my poor DJ was STILL forced to play "Old Time Rock and Roll" as well as "Celebrate". It's a losing battle..
from pig-snicket :
That's why you hire hipsters to come to your wedding reception. They'll dance to ANYTHING!
from xquzme :
You're funny. And a geek (that's a compliment). And you have good taste in music. I like that. I'm adding you to my blist, because of all these things, and, because SHARKS!
from heylee :
I clicked on your shark banner today because it was too cute to pass up. I'm going to add you to my buddylist if that's ok? If you would like my diary username and password, email me(my email is on my profile page). Take care.
from clipchick :
Also, just to let you know, my hubby's family is in Regina. Well, most of them. We went up there 3 years ago for his grandmother's 90th birthday. Very nice place, I must say!
from clipchick :
I found your site via your banner today, and I must say that you've got a talent with crayons. Very impressed!
from audrey-three :
i don't think you can quite equate Jesus and skittles. But maybe that's my Christian bias coming through. :)
from banefulvenus :
really loved your shark banner!!
from sopretty :
oh my god you look good music! EEEEE!! oh yeah...and your funny and stuff. seriously though,good times.
from scrapedgrace :
Oh my god. You have Team Mint Vol. II? I just might have to date you or something so I can get my hands on it.
from vagbondqueen :
Ewwwwww. You know what would be better? Little ceramic angels perching in your ceramic Bird of Paradise. Yeah. Oh, oh, little ceramic angels in Hawaiian hula skirts.
from sarkasmo :
I get that sleep paralysis, too, when my schedules is messed up. Ever since I was 11. Freaks me right the hell out, and is not fun. >:(
from bleufairy93 :
how old r u ? u seem like a cool person!
from sarkasmo :
<3!
from sarkasmo :
Whoa, how did I miss this site? You're added. Bow-chicka. You even get sound effects. (Also, nice sharks.)
from pig-snicket :
Exaaaactly. I'm all talk and no action.
from scrapedgrace :
I like that I've magically become the boss of you. I'm planning on using this power for evil.
from pig-snicket :
That's right! You can't avoid me without dire consequences. DIRE CONSEQUENCES. Dun dun DUN!
from madam-diva :
i tried to answer the questions in your survey. It was great, full of witty and hilarious bits. But alas, now you'll never know what i said because it didn't work. Nevertheless... Mika and I used to run a whorehouse. ask her. it's a great story. She told it at my wedding.
from judah-bauer :
Rob is very lucky. He has all the freedom and power of a white man and the giant cock of a black man.
from pig-snicket :
Re: that picture. Now there's a party I'm sorry to have missed.
from techrat :
that is one fine darth tater. also, in regards to your title, i was actually wearing my beastie boys shirt today! but then i changed, because that shirt has a hole that kind of shows a bit of cleavage, and i thought that it would be unprofessional to show up at work like that. plus i didn't want to get flour all down my shirt, cuz it always gets all over.
from minstrelite :
ok boogity u can read it now fwiw
from minstrelite :
No, I didn't understand that, until you just now mentioned it. I'll unlock the diary now. A couple other people also complained.
from thesenotes :
there is nothing that i love more from diaryland than when you give banner-makers shit.
from pig-snicket :
I say you should cross-post, but only because my goal in life is to get everyone over to the dark side of Livejournal. And now you can read my secret locked posts! They're full of sex and drugs and scandal! I mean, they're full of whining.
from techrat :
it is hard to maintain my righteous fury when you admit to having "died a little inside." keep this up and i will feel too bad to eat you alive next time. take that as you may!
from scrapedgrace :
And yet it would appear that it would be perfectly acceptable to send a load of kitties down the garbage chute as long as you double bagged them.
from techrat :
i am on a killer note streak! woo!
from techrat :
when you said you were gonna talk about a lawnmower accident, i thought it would be maybe a bad cut, not lost fingers! i will never call you by the wrong name again...also, if you are looking for insults, i have always liked "dickwad." or maybe "assface."
from techrat :
oh, i see you use msn, according to the profile. i will add you!
from techrat :
i am all about the concert idea. now it is just a matter of getting some money. and, you know, making arrangements. i should maybe start using aim again so we can talk about things.
from techrat :
you want to get a tattoo around your ankle? are you a girl? because that is what girls do. also...it would be awesome to go to a concert with you. even if you are a girl.
from techrat :
maybe i will do that, then. i will get into your little clique yet! just you watch...
from techrat :
i just noticed the sleek, improved layout. if it has been around for a while, i apologize for not noticing sooner. it is nice. and, ahem, i am only a "friend of the family"? i thought we were better friends than that! IS THIS BECAUSE I DON'T TALK TO YOU ENOUGH? I'LL TRY HARDER, I SWEAR.
from techrat :
the other day, for no reason, my mom was like, "have you talked to your internet-friend from saskatoon recently?" and i was like, "umm, no, not really." and she went, "oh." so i added, "he moved to regina." and she goes, "oh yeah, that's right." i thought you should know we talk about you.
from maredeath :
i didn't get to see novillero. i went to the waking eyes in that timeslot..i'm sorry. i'm not sure if they were better, but they were sure within walking distance, and that's most important.
from thesenotes :
get better foot!
from bindyree :
Kool Aid G Rape is now Kool Aid G Rp. Okay. So. ((((drum rolllll)))) It had a vowel resection. Thank you, thank you, tip your waitress.
from pig-snicket :
Sweet! You're going to be in Saskatoon right before I leave for Toronto. You will have to come to the giant BBQ that I'm planning to have sometime in the month of August/September. I'm going to throw all my normal friends together with my history friends and laugh and laugh. Ahh, good times.
from pig-snicket :
AH! Yes! Do it!
from pig-snicket :
Did you get the invisible kool-aid? Apparently it's the greatest thing ever.
from ceck :
Yup. I know all about Saturday nights at home. Bored. ugh. Just thought I'd share. I go on msn, and far too many people are offline for my comfort right now. lol. Christine
from audrey-three :
I think Lois had cancer. Sharon and Bram does not have the same ring to it, does it?
from scrapedgrace :
I'm fairly certain that Lois was diagnosed with cancer. And Bram is an immigrant, thus the ethnic name. I think it's actually short for something. I know way too much about Sharon, Lois, and Bram for my own good. BRING BACK THE ELEPHANT SHOW! LONG LIVE THE SEWERPHONE!
from scrapedgrace :
And now for the shocking reveal: I can't snap my fingers! Seriously. I've been trying for years, and I just can't. Can I have some sort of finger-snaping stand in?
from pig-snicket :
Oh, you haven't seen nerd until you've seen history nerd. Muhahaha... Also, Danny Michel is my Rockstar Boyfriend. I heart Danny Michel!
from pig-snicket :
I agree with Mika! Finger snapping! And dance fighting! Yes! I am leaving. I'm getting sucked into the world of grad school in Toronto. Woot. I'm starting my own mafia there - the NERD mafia.
from scrapedgrace :
Ah, Diaryland Mafia! Can we be the type of gang that snaps their fingers in order to look threatening (a la West Side Story)?
from pig-snicket :
Sweet! I'm part of the mafia! Does that mean I can kill people now? You're not gonna kick me out because I left D-land for Livejournal, are you?
from frittery :
That price tag is priceless. Ironic, eh?
from originallove :
You have the best freaking banner in all of diaryland. Really. It is the best.
from sunshine0221 :
The Kool-Aid label made me snort coffee out of my nose! Just found your journal, and can't wait to read more entries.
from digitalroses :
howdy.
from abigail-road :
oh my god. i feckin laughed my head off at that superstore marker. and yup, i'll be at the pearl jam show!
from baileigh-ann :
that koolaid label was hilarious! thought i'd comment! =)
from abigail-road :
yay, pearl jam!
from scrapedgrace :
Oh man, oh man! I do loves me some Fine Options, but Run Chico Run are AWESOME! They play three instruments at once! On another note, I concur with your statement about my being able to beat up Ian. I could totally take him.
from bindyree :
This s*it's Bananas! Bee Ay En Ay En Ay Ess!!
from bindyree :
I hate it when songs get stuck in your head. I have an evil earworm right now, as a matter of fact: That new song from Gwen Stefani, 'Hollaback Girl'. Heeelllpppp!
from saru-san :
Ha ha ha ha haaa! "Dork chop"! And jerk leg really IS good. Probably.
from theotherchad :
Damn, that is one fine, semi-sacriligious shark drawing!
from saru-san :
So let me get this straight... Saskatchewan (which is a lot of fun to say, frankly) is going to be 100 years old this year, and Nunavut is going to be... 6? Isn't that like a 94 year old guy suddenly becoming a father? How the hell do you pick up the child to play with it? In other news, great banners, which would really have sucked if you didn't have a great diary to back it up.
from breakthedark :
Rawr.
from hamlette2002 :
Yep, like the banner. And the grapefruit. I'll have to start taking pictures of my eyebrows before work.
from brucegirl :
The shark banner was hillarious. I loved it and here I am :-) I would like to see more such banners. There are enough boring banners here at d-land, including my own banners...
from scrapedgrace :
A roommate and a Laura. That's great, and I am totally calling them that until they get annoyed.
from cunegonde :
hey, you're kinda cute...
from theotherchad :
Please interview me. I don't suck and I can give you all sorts of answers that will amuse and delight.
from audrey-three :
interview me....so I will have something to talk about in my journal.....and send the questions and the instructions (again) to my email, so I don't have to go through this complicated logging in and clicking on things to get to my notes :)
from techrat :
time for your interview, mr boogity. question one! since you asked me, i feel i should ask right back. what is a boogity, anyway? i imagine it to be a type of dance move which involves a lot of kicking and twisting. question two! if i were the leader of a cult, would you join it? i promise we won't commit mass suicide. question three! how come you never visit? question four! where do you stand on the issue of eating babies? question five! have you ever been masturbating and wondered if someone you know was also masturbating at the same time? if so, did it turn you on?
from bindyree :
OH BOY!!!! I *LOVE* BUNNIES!!!!
from maredeath :
you shoulda sung total eclipse of the heart old school (the movie) style with much use of the word 'fucking'.
from scrapedgrace :
Welcome to the cult of WeightWatchers. BWA HA HA! I'm also really sorry about choosing Denny's now...
from techrat :
i did not realize you wanted to be interviewed back. i will think up some awesome questions for you. when i have time. i am kept pretty busy...watching flash videos and not writing papers.
from scrapedgrace :
Just thought I let you know my feet are covered in blisters. Blisters!
from kyane :
Do you spend much time on Broadway? And, while you were at The Living Room, did you check out Divine?
from ochweidnit :
Interview me? Please? Thanks.
from techrat :
interview meeeeeeeeeeeee. it will be an excuse for me to write an entry, because i never do that anymore.
from scrapedgrace :
I think you should give me five questions back. That way this thing can just go on forever and I will never have to write an actual entry again. Seriously, If you don't I'll write about what happened on Oprah yesterday. It's not pretty.
from scrapedgrace :
Alright then, questions! 1. Why wrestling? How is it superior/inferior to other forms of entertainment? Are you one of those people who sings wrestling theme songs whilst watching? 2. Name your top five songs of all time to play on a roadtrip. 3. What is the greatest compliment you've ever been given? 4. Stones or Beatles? Nirvana or Pearl Jam? N'Sync or Backstreet Boys? You must justify your answers and give examples. 5. Describe your dream day.
from artgnome :
oh that is the BOMB of a banner! I can't wait to see it on Diaryland.
from scrapedgrace :
Since U Been Gone has been stuck in my head for the past few weeks. If the song doesn't wind up driving me insane, the horrific grammar will.
from scrapedgrace :
It does appear I will be going to Amigo's on Thursday (now that I've suckered people into going with me). Apparently no one can resist the siren song of burlesque, so long as it doesn't involve The Suicide Girls. This doesn't involve The Suicide Girls, does it?
from scrapedgrace :
I hadn't planned on it. Why, should I be? I have no idea who any of the people playing are. Also, my grammar seems to suck today.
from aghostisborn :
jap-herron.
from scrapedgrace :
All ages? Boo-urns! Also, there's nothing wrong with being excited about liquid Tide. It IS better than powdered detergent.
from scrapedgrace :
Junior Pantherz opened. I didn't pay much attention though, as I was sitting in the "apathy zone" (i.e. the back of Louis' where you can actually drink) until the Constantines started.
from scrapedgrace :
Who was the local band that opened? I forgot to harass you a bit more about that one.
from scrapedgrace :
Does this mean I can add "ass kicker" to my resume? That would be swell.
from scrapedgrace :
Wow. That's a lot of pressure. I can only hope that my telepathy is strong enough to send "do not suck" messages to the bands and that they are not wearing tinfoil hats (which I assume would impede my messages). Good times.
from scrapedgrace :
It's one thing to skip The Sadies, it's a whole different matter to skip the Constantines/Weakerthans. You should go. I find the secret to going to shows alone (which is what I do most of the time) is to find a group of people and stand close enough to them that it looks like you're there with friends, but not so close that they're contemplating calling the cops. Besides, missing things is not fun.
from artgnome :
oohhhhhh, bubble tea in a hello kitty glass, I would love a picture with you and that! Tell them the meds are for your festering boil...that will shut them up!
from audrey-three :
re: unnamed antibiotics.....gonnorhea? re: lightsaber....so you basically bought a plastic coloured tube?
from scrapedgrace :
99%? Oh man, I'm going to have to try harder! I don't mind the Weakerthans actually. The first time I saw them play was opening for the Rheostatics and they completely stole the show. What local band is playing first in Regina?
from scrapedgrace :
Perhaps I am bitter for I currently have no beer. Or abs. Or pictures for that matter. Anyway, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say something horribly unpopular and irrelevant to this conversation: Weakerthans-shmeekerthans. The Constantines are where it's at. Next up, making fun of die-hard Pavement fans...
from scrapedgrace :
I think I more resent the fact that men think all women are in it for the abs. As for the beer, I don't think the message is "Hey, I have beer! Talk to me and maybe I'll let you have some!" No, I think it's more "Hey, I have beer! See, I'm not a snobby little princess!" In my experience, nothing makes a guy strike up conversation with you like ordering a pint of Guiness.
from scrapedgrace :
The general assesment of me is somewhat accurate; however, I resent the fact that they seem to think I'll be interested in guys who post pictures of their abs.
from scrapedgrace :
You know what I miss in Louis'? The dank. It's just not the same without the dank. Now it's like going to a concert in an Ikea warehouse.
from techrat :
i was sad when i learned that mitch hedberg died. i liked him. not so much the pope, though. he just wasn't all that funny. also, i hope you are enjoying your cd.
from artgnome :
smoothies are gooooood, I have a thing for mango ones.
from maredeath :
oh my god, i've been making food tube jokes as well. religious people don't find them funny.
from the-hollow :
I've managed to get a few games without cheating, and that was just luck. Although I'm definately going to cheat to get those games (thanks!)... yes, I am lazy and want it all. I think Animal Crossing is slowly taking over my life....
from techrat :
i also have a lump! it is RIGHT behind my left ear. it was bigger, but it seems to be shrinking. my sister says it's probably some sort of swollen gland and will go away on its own. i am going to trust her diagnosis.
from techrat :
i am fairly certain it was just regular people breakdancing. i didn't download it.
from the-hollow :
Oh man, I've been trying to get Punch-Out and Donkey Kong Jr forever. I've practically given up.... Actually I gave up on Animal Crossing for a few months after I realized the crazy amount of time I was putting into it and not into school. Priorities suck!
from techrat :
i could not find any torrents for spring break shark attack, but i DID find some instructional videos on how to break dance.
from amomsmusings :
I envy you the luxury of being able to play "Animal Crossing" without having to fight a hoard of children for the control. Be bored while you can...one day that will change!
from juiced-pig :
Hey dudes, I also live in Regina I like your diary, I added it as a favorite cool?
from maredeath :
i want some candy
from friday-bingo :
Hello there! I found your entry on softcore Canadian porn quite entertaining (Now there's something you hear everyday). I also saw that you are a member of a Ben Folds blogring... which is very cool. Very cool indeed.
from maredeath :
i'll keep that in mind. i promise. also, are you on the arcade fire bandwagon yet?
from techrat :
she is going to see the niagara falls, so wherever the niagara falls are, that's where my roommate will be. i do not know geography at all.
from bindyree :
Thenk Yew for doing the survey.
from kyane :
The way you fold your words to create a story... It's so *sniff* beautiful! And you're from Regina? Amazing! I hail from Saskatoon. I'm proud to call you a fellow Saskatchewanian. Keep up the insanely good work!
from burnination :
Hot damn, you're a cunning linguist. Don't eviscerate me.
from audrey-three :
i think some of your Canadian Heritage Moments quotes are from the same "moment"....patrick o'neil and molly johnson were together :)
from artgnome :
OMGosh, this book link is GREAT! Thanks for sharing. Here's one you might like. http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/
from artgnome :
Never watch the Grammys anymore. Was at dinner. Got the headlines off of My Yahoo page. I've been listening to Andrew Bird lately, great stuff.
from lulu-burden :
Love your diary sweetness. come check out mine sometime and say hello ! : ) Have a wonderful valentine's day! Later- lulu
from sea-and-cake :
I also clicked on your banner, and realized you live really close to me. I added you too. Hi.
from amomsmusings :
I clicked on your banner and found myself in the midst of a very fine read indeed. But seriously, I've added you to my faves.
from artgnome :
Thank you so much for the diaryring fix! You are awesome, as per usual!
from techrat :
boogity, you are a genius. i would have never thought to turn the roommates against each other. it is perfect!
from artgnome :
Thanks Boogity, for looking into it. You da man. I also check my own head when I smell anything burning. Especially these days when dealing with financial aid for school.
from techrat :
i like the way your mind works. i'll just give you a great big VIRTUAL HIGH FIVE and let you decide where to take it from there. and it wouldn't be that terrible if his roommate happened to get caught in the crossfire. and by that i mean i wish them both the best.
from artgnome :
gahhhhh...diaryring pics still not working. I will try to fix from my side to make sure it's not me.
from techrat :
breaking his kneecaps WOULD be rather satisfying...but no. i've decided to be all mature and shit about this. after all, i can't go around beating up every boy who doesn't like me (much as i want to). but thank you all the same.
from techrat :
wheee, happy work-anniversary! i would buy you a drink, but i don't feel like going to canada, so instead i will have a drink in your honour. sometime in the near future. if i remember.
from worldempress :
Will you be there for my birthday celebration?
from artgnome :
hey boogity. ever since Diaryland had that server issue, I now cannot see the CTD image for my diaryring. Anything you can do on your end? thanks!
from sixelacooper :
I loves me some Arrested Development...thanks for making da ring, oh and the darth tater..that is some funny stuff man. Later...Six
from artgnome :
HAH! Darth Tater! awesome! Glad to hear the job is going well, so proud of you!
from worldempress :
Poor Boogity. [Pat Pat]. I hope you feel better soon.
from tkos :
Hibernation Leave (as a concept) kicks some serious ass... Just wanted to say your entry today was awesome. You got the weather spot-on. And if it's any help to your wondering, I have never received a letter from the local pizza people. They DO care! Anyway,because of you, I truly laughed for the first time in days. Thanks! tKoS
from maredeath :
i burnt my sidekicks last night. and i was unimpressed.
from artgnome :
I'm an american northerner and I don't know how you all do it in temperatures and wind chill like that! Dang - they should offer some hibernation leave up there! Now THAT'S a benefits package!
from bindyree :
If you want to insult somebody and confuse them long enough to make your getaway, a valuable sentence to utter is 'commit corprophagia and expire!'
from tkos :
Oh yeah, and for those who prefer to do things themselves, the iJoy also lets you choose manual controls while still tailoring songs to your level of... interest.
from tkos :
I like your idea. Here's another marketing idea: How about the iJoy - a wireless (or wired) dildo or Auto-Suck or cock ring (depending on your preference) connected to your iPod. This device, worn discreetly beneath your clothes, could communicate what you're feeling to better hit your pleasure buttons (so to speak). Horny? Marvin Gaye's 'Let's Get It On' is now already factory installed on your iPod! Need to get that special someone in bed? Let your iPod play an hour of Al Green! Angry at an ex? Listen to a recording of a disgruntled Apple mail-room worker muttering "Die... die... die... die.. die... die" into a tin can! The implications of these two devices, used simultaneously, are also staggering. Anyway, stealing this idea could lead to blindness, baldness, itchiness and a horrible lingering death at the hands of Liza Minelli. tKoS
from maredeath :
THANK YOU!
from audrey-three :
Your Nov.16/04 blog may be the best yet. not for all the sims-talk and multimedia-talk. no, but for the pics. those are frickin' hilarious.
from maredeath :
i don't know yet. but don't worry, i'll keep you posted.
from ceck :
hey. i saw hawksley last night. wow. he rocks my world...sighhhhh...john mann from spirit of the west came on stage to sing Silent Night with Hawksley...so awesome! C. (i can't remember: have you seen him live before??)
from audrey-three :
clearly HTML tags do not work on notes.
from audrey-three :
ahahahahahahahahah....<A HREF="http://audrey-three.diaryland.com/041124_29.html">just got it.</A> ahhahahahahaha...
from audrey-three :
did i say something about the doors?
from audrey-three :
thanks for the b-day greeting...what a sweety :) sounds like an exciting trip. i still don't have a dvd player :(
from the-hollow :
Hi... you randomly came up when I hit the Sask. Diaryring. I know nothing of you except that you own a Nintendo DS. For this reason, you are super rad cool. I just thought I would tell you this (and casually mention that I am insanely jealous). Have a good day!
from viragokuan :
FireFox has been my friend for quite some time now. So there. Or... whatever.
from ceck :
I got the Hawksley dvd!! Just bought it on the way to classes today...so I haven't had a chance to listen yet...only $13.99 at A&B Sound too...woohoo :)
from techrat :
great. now i'm going to be reading "cooking with cum" all day instead of great expectations. i hope you're happy.
from viragokuan :
motherFUCKER my view of the northern lights may be forever altered!
from bindyree :
Well, being old and infirm and whatnot, I *did* watch a significant hunk of Dallas first run, so the reunion show was fun. Hubby didn't see any of it so he just sort of followed along. And yes, JR was a badass. And Lucy was SO yummy. Sigh. Make me a Lucy & JR Sammitch please, with me as the meat.
from ceck :
yah! thanks to you i discovered that hawksley is playing vancouver in december...woohoo! you rock my man :)
from techrat :
i should have known that a place named quackenbush was too good to be true. but...it's pretty clever on your part. i'd still be happy to stay with you anytime. canada rocks.
from ceck :
hey, thanks man! i had no idea that dvd was even coming out...lol. hmmm...i should listen to hawsley some more. it's been all about the pushstars and carbon leaf these days...christine.
from maredeath :
listen guy man like i don't know about you guy but guy seriously man i can't even like call you guy. man. okay?
from bindyree :
I voted for Kerry. Go me.
from techrat :
hey. if i were to run away to canada, you'd let me crash at your place for a while, right? this whole thing just makes me want to cry.
from techrat :
i want to live in quackenbush. that's just plain awesome.
from tkos :
I also thought the whole M.A.G.N.U.M. P.I. thing was hilarious. Good job.
from tkos :
You should totally allow such photos to leave your hands. You should send them to women who work at cable companies... women who offer you Hustler TV.
from bindyree :
Oh THAT Higgins. I kept looking for references to flower peddlers and the rain in Spain.
from artgnome :
Hey, they got those strap on metal ice picks you can attach to your boots, yes? heh... I HATE ice too, sucks to walk in it. Ok then, no more pumpkin, or I will change the font size. I am learning SOMETHING in my web programming class, even though it doesn't look like it!
from maredeath :
no no! do it!
from artgnome :
dude, my CTD diaryring icon has disappeared. Help! juni
from artgnome :
one old scanner that, when used, sounds like C3P0 strangling R2D2... Hah hah hah! awesome.
from techrat :
heh heh heh. i'm so funny.
from worldempress :
There's a flaw in A3's god reasoning there. Your "this is not proof of god" doesn't mean that we've proven there is no god, just that this is not the proof. Wouldn't that just suck for god if the existence of free will proved that he didn't exist. He'd be all like, "whu?! But clearly I did that!" It would be like if someone looked at one of your proposals at work and said "clearly this proposal is proof that Boogity doesn't exist."
from techrat :
in case i wasn't clear enough in my last note, i ENJOY the new layout. yes. it may look a little gay, but come on. you listen to the weakerthans. how could you NOT look gay? also, waaaaa, cake quote!! i love you so much, boogity.
from worldempress :
Maybe I should have told you instead of Judah, but just a couple nights ago on the phone to Judah I said to him "Boogity has a new layout," I said, "and it looks good." "It looks good?" He said (not at all in a manner of disbelief, lest you doubt his faith to your friendship). And I replied, "It looks very good. It's... Bold!"
from audrey-three :
the new site looks like the Welcome to Regina sign....hmmmm..... I think that your statement about free will vs. a benevolent God is flawed - you said "if God gave man free will, then this is NOT proof of the existence of God" which presupposes that there is a God, the very God who gave man free will. What a conundrum.
from ceck :
I like it...but yes, 'tis a bit girly, lol. It's happier than the previous one...I use windows xp (home edition)...good job. Oh, and I love much of the music on your mp3 list...:)
from tkos :
I like the new lay-out. Was changing it difficult? I'd like to maybe re-do mine, but I suppose you'd have to know internet programming-type stuff and therefore this old dog may never do it. Yours looks good, though. Well done!
from techrat :
whoa. new layout. it's looking pretty snazzy with my internet explorer and windows xp (PROFESSIONAL edition) and 1024x768 screen.
from maredeath :
and she didn't tell me? the bitch!
from maredeath :
looks hot via my explorer. on my mac (os 9.1).
from techrat :
i hope you realize that telling me to quit something will only make me do it all the more. luckily for you, the bleeding is nearly done, so i don't really feel the need to share any disgusting stories.
from audrey-three :
as soon as I read "The Jeffersons" and "Amen" in the same line, I pictured Sherman Helmsley as Deacon what's-his-name jumping rope with little kids. what a crazy mixed-up world!
from ceck :
I got the new Danny Michel cd yesterday! I love it :D Never was a big Bowie fan, but I love Danny's covers of them...I'm seeing him this Saturday, so I'll say hi for you ;) haha. Other exciting music news...I saw Great Big Sea this past Friday & Saturday (yeah, I'm a BIG fan of theirs...hehe)and...after the concert Saturday...we totally went bar hopping with them! AHH!!! It was tres amusant ;) I now have lots of dirt on those Nfld B'ys that I could use as blackmail...hehehe...And today: Happy Alexander Keith's Birthday! :) Cheers! -christine
from bindyree :
The opening credits of Amen featured Sherman H. jumping rope with a bunch of kids; The Jeffersons featured Sherman H. jumping on a mattress in his bedroom.
from ceck :
so are you enjoying the new Danny Michel album?? I have yet to get it...:( I'm psyched to see him in just over a week...yay!
from maredeath :
when they said about breaking it down you should have (really really) innocently asked "freestyle?". this is what i did in my class. . . this might be why i'm failing school.
from tkos :
Our first apartment in Montreal backed onto an alley (it was a classy apartment). There was a crazy old homeless couple who lived under our window, behind the dumpsters. They used to shout at each other all the time, mostly over one stealing the others' hooch. Anyway, further to your story, the woman was louder. So apparently, if you're ever going to get into a fight in public, the woman will out-shout you. As you've discovered.
from rubytrax :
I love the buddy list. I miss the buddy list.
from artgnome :
I would still see a doctor, to be safe. You may sleep better for it. Be well. And thanks for the litter box advice, I can just see cats doing that!
from bindyree :
Yes, sleep paralysis is a lot more common than one would think; but the choking aspect has me worried. You might want to google the term 'sleep apnea' as well, and also see about getting a CPAP mask.
from ceck :
ugh! i'm dying to get the new Danny Michel cd too...checked a&b sound yesterday and they didn't have it...might have to special order it...hmmm.
from audrey-three :
love the pooping story. i read it to my assistant...she didn't laugh nearly as hard as me though. i think she now thinks my friends are all weird and disgusting. oh well...
from tkos :
Yes! Yes! I love that line from Carolyn Mark! Good choice! Sorry, Dude, but the food story made me laugh. That's awesome. Glad some of it was edible. tKoS
from artgnome :
Ahhh, I figured some trek-head had figured out how to put that communicator sound to good use. Just got out of web programming class, EGADS! Using DOS and command prompt for ftp uploading, thank GOD for the guy next to me, heh. Remember, always willing to help with design, just let me know.
from audrey-three :
I am glad to see you putting your digital camera to good use. And no, the batteries and the need to meet men are not related. You perv. I'm not the one with the flashlight cock. Sheesh.
from techrat :
i am not aversed to jay and silent bob magnets. i think that's a fine choice. i'm glad you enjoy the drawing!
from worldempress :
"It's a zone where you boogie after 9 pm." This entry makes me so sad to not have you in my workday anymore.
from worldempress :
Come home this weekend. Pleeeeease come home this weekend. I'll make quesadillas. QUESADILLAS!
from bindyree :
Thanx for the note. Yeah, they're sisters. Agreed about the hotness. There's just something about hard plastic sisterly incest. And thanks for the citation of the title source. :-P
from bindyree :
Actually, in reference to the title of your entry of the 29th, when I was much younger, I used to pose Barbie and Skipper in a 69. Naked. Needless to say, they had a complicated relationship.
from audrey-three :
Oh my goodness - the Greek salad story may be one of the best ever....and I can so see you doing that too. KaBLOOOOOOOSH....hahahaha
from techrat :
i have BOTH of your addresses! mwahahaha! i used the new one. cuz i don't actually remember where i put your old one. i am disorganized.
from bindyree :
CHERRY, too. (No, I haven't consumed any today!)
from bindyree :
Happy belated birthday, you. Nielsen's Chocolate and Okanagan Charry Hard Cider to you always. :)
from techrat :
oh, booooogity. i have a special birthday drawing for youuuuu. and i found your address. it was RIGHT next to my computer. ha. ha. i'll mail it tomorrow.
from artgnome :
Yes, a very Happy Birthday to you, boogity! Wishing you all kinds of amazing this year.
from techrat :
eep! i heart cake. it makes me so happy when they make new music. also, i don't think i have your new address. or if i do, i can't find it. i haven't actually gotten a drawing done for you yet, but i will soon.
from techrat :
then i shall start working on a drawing for you post haste.
from bindyree :
No, thank YOU. Maybe because of you, there's been improvements in peoples' lives somewhere to the point of receiving critical care in time to save them. Well done.
from techrat :
things ARE better, thanks. though i could still go for some batter. delicious batter.
from artgnome :
Take the Long Way Home was originally done by Supertramp, one of my fave back then bands. Also the album, The Year of the Cat, is an all time favourite as well.
from tkos :
Dude I've had the same thoughts. And the suggestion of an anonymous blog is cool. But really, most people you know would take whatever you think at face value and not be offended. If you spend your time worried about what other people think, you may never do anything. Let it hang out. Rawk.
from artgnome :
you should do what I do, boogity. I have an anonymous blog on another bloghost with no place to comment or note or contact me. And I really let it rip there, just for myself.
from viragokuan :
dude, you're forgetting bruschetta and Greek salad. You can make those in addition to pasta and sauce.
from juiced-pig :
uh hey I was browsing your diary and I thought you should know that there is a movie entitled: Leprechaun 4. uh ya it takes place IN SPACE. (not kidding). check this out http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116861/ okay bye bye
from artgnome :
oooo, somebody's daddy has ADD. :)
from tkos :
Ahahahahahaha you think yer funny. Yup, quoting West End Girls is a GREAT way to tickle me ribs. Oh yes. Have you any IDEA how bad that song BLOWS? It blows almost as bad as that actor guy in those movies. You know the guy I mean, the one in those Lock Stock and Stinking Barrel or whatever they are British films, the one that talks ways too fast, is purposely unintelligible because he thinks it makes him cool when all it does is make him unintelligible, and is obnoxious in EVERY role he does? Yeah. That guy. That's how bad that song blows. I'm seriously thinking of making a list of the worst songs every. Screw those magazines. They know nothing.
from viragokuan :
B'ehl is pronounced 'bell'. As far as I know, anyway.
from artgnome :
hey boogity, glad you found one you liked. I would delete my old handle, eggshelldanz, from the ring, but I don't know how. You can remove it if you like and if you have the power to.
from burnination :
YOU'RE a Girl, Interrupted.
from vomit-stars :
i havent read your diary. but i hope that your banner was a joke.. not because of the lesbian thing, but the "unique and special" thing. =P
from techrat :
hooray, pictures! i like pictures.
from ceck :
awww...the poor dying squirrel! that's so sad!!! :( *sigh*....there's oodles of those critters here...they're evil. one time, one broke into our shed in the garden and DESTROYED everything in it's path. you shoulda seen the broom handle...oh man.
from techrat :
boogity baby, you're aces. thanks for the encouragement. also, have fun on your crazy canadian holiday.
from viragokuan :
holy shit holy shit! 'defenestration' is one of my favourite words. I'm glad to see it gets recognized for its awesomeness.
from techrat :
dude. i SO want that clock. my sister went to hong kong once (to visit my other sister who lived there at the time) and brought back ultraman stickers, which i then stole from her, because they were cool. course, i never knew his name was ultraman, but that clock is still awesome. i'm all kinds of jealous.
from artgnome :
quite the description of the Ethiopian restaurant, heh heh :)
from aghostisborn :
Canada Day forgotten things list: one valiantly waving american flag, one six pack of budweiser, and one copy of Darryl Worley's "Have You Forgotten?". :)
from dreamindiva :
Yeah, you suckered me in with the Tigger & NIN logo. ♥
from artgnome :
arch supports do wonders for sore feet and legs and you can put them in any shoe. The more expensive ones are worth it.
from girl-razor :
Dairyland? Diaryland? Wha-?
from artgnome :
will be happy to use the extra invite, boogity. juni
from judah-bauer :
How about that. There are still people that use fortnight as a unit of measure.
from viragokuan :
The Oxford comma fucking rules.
from tkos :
I totally forgot to mention in my entry today that we saw a snippet of wrestling last night too. 2 side-o-beef Quebecers singing O Canada in French to a bunch of redneck Am-uricans. Brilliant. Bad ("He's speaking Canadian!!") but funny bad... I liked your haiku in Burnination.
from maredeath :
i wrote a song about cities. when it's famous then you can use it. also 'city' by jane's addiction is pretty funny.
from oladybug0 :
I used to work at the T.C. Douglas building in Regina and the cafeteria there was totally like the one you describe. If they could just do things simply and the way they were meant to be it would have been ok, but instead they had to try and get all creative and ended up screwing things up. Oh well. Where I work now we don't have a cafeteria and there are no restaurants close by. People have taken to eating that brutal smelling chicken from 711 and I just can't lower myself to doing that. It is just too ick.
from maredeath :
mom mom french braid my hair. mom mom make me some dammit pancakes all dammit ready.
from shesajar :
please see the new me at: http://aghostisborn.diaryland.com
from worldempress :
If you mean the kitten I think you mean, that kitten most certainly IS still a douchebag. Yesterday he sliced open Judah's neck. And last weekend he sliced open my finger from base to tip. And then he chewed on my chin. And then he climbed up on my shoulders and lay around my neck like a fur stole and chewed on my chin some more.
from techrat :
you know what's funny? well, it's not THAT funny, but it's interesting. to me. the other day, i was listening to spacehog's resident alien, and the song "in the meantime" played, and i thought, "damn. this is an awesome song. i don't know why i don't listen to it more often." and you know, if you had wanted pixies, you should have come to me. i'd have hooked you up proper. well, almost proper. i still don't have surfer rosa.
from techrat :
aww, you hung my drawing on your fridge? with magnets? my mom doesn't even do that. how sweet. and if i had the money to spend, i would be very interested in that dvd. i appreciate the information.
from techrat :
hey. guess what i'm listening to. i'll give you a hint: it starts with a "p" and ends with an "ixies." guess who gave me the cd. i'll give you a hint: youuuu! boogity, you rock my frickin socks off.
from ceck :
so i've decided to lock my diary....if you want the username/password, just leave me a note and i'll email it to you....it won't be locked forever, but for now....christine
from techrat :
holy crap, pingu is on dvd now? why am i always the last to hear about these things?
from techrat :
hooray! i'm going to watch the mailman like a hawk every day until that comes...like a HAWK.
from artgnome :
this is going to be a really good experience for you. you are going to do really well. i'm rooting for ya. will send you some ctd goodies when you get back online.
from techrat :
eeee! i would LOVE a recording of the pixies show. that would almost be as good as seeing the show myself. you are the awesomest of the awesome, my friend.
from judah-bauer :
I've got some bad news boogity. It turns out you do have cancer (or something). Say your goodbyes to your loved ones, 'cause I'ma comin' ovah. Don't make me throw my hat!
from meli-melo :
Thanks for the note but for some reason I don't want to charge extra for those tickets I just want to get what I paid for them. Besides, if other Pixies fans are like myself they probably don't have any money. I guess it will be my good deed for the week.
from vagbondqueen :
I went to Red Lobster once about 5 years ago - and I still remember how good those biscuits are. Oh, I want some now. Thanks for reminding me.
from ceck :
Saw Hawksley Saturday night - he was awesome, just on fire. Did you get to see him? Or will you...? (I can't recall when he was playing Sask....) Happy Easter! Christine
from ceck :
So I saw Danny Michel last night...so awesome. On the ball. Had a great time. "and I saw the sun c-c-crash on the ocean..." christine.
from ceck :
No way!!! That's awesome! I'm *hoping* to go see Danny Michel this coming Tuesday...*fingers crossed*...:) and you were quite right...deep down, this is an issue I care tremendously about...;) Oh! and I noticed that you're a Hawklsey fan too! Don't hurt me, but I might be seeing him on the 10th...! and, omg, this is getting crazy, but I WILL be FOR SURE seeing The Proclaimers this Saturday...they're opening for Spirit of the West...WOOHOO! I'll make to let you know how it goes...since like me, you care deep down... -christine.
from artgnome :
Ohhhh, the Proclaimers! Wow! I wish they were coming here! I would definately be digging that.
from rclarity :
And I really do like your style...yeah for Winnipeg Bands!!!!!!!
from rclarity :
well that didn't work...and here i was trying to be all cool and everything, getting that html to work. Either way. www.jasonmraz.com haha
from rclarity :
Hey man my friend sent me to your site and I like your style crazy pound pup. C'mon hop in the truck... Cheers! Clarity...who is a not so closet-ed <a href="http://www.jasonmraz.com">Mraz</a> fan...
from ceck :
I'm a really new Danny Michel fan too actually...just heard of him for the first time last fall when he opened for 54-40. Saw him last month opening for Great Big Sea too. How did you discover him?
from judah-bauer :
Go with your heart... I really only want you to be happy. Everyone likes being happy.
from maredeath :
i like my gold membership. maybe you do too. and yes, the google searches are the best part..oh awkward jerry situations! you should get your grandad to pay for it though, that's what i do. except now he's dead. dammit, well, onto plan b.
from bindyree :
There. I got you a stay of execution. :) I would have sprung for the year, except this was all I had in PayPal. Enjoy.:)
from ceck :
Thanks for the welcome! :) I love Danny Michel! I have his current album...and I've seen him twice now! Hopefully I'll get to see him next month too...*fingers crossed* christine.
from vagbondqueen :
OMG you are a Scrabble God!
from spritopias :
thank you for the note, you were right - it was - thanks again!
from kelsi :
Dear boogityx2, I'm far too mysterious to tell you exactly where I was going to see the Pixies, as that would give away my location in a roundabout manner, but I can tell you that it wasn't in Winnipeg or anywhere in Canada. I'm not in Canada. I'm still going to go to the show, though. I'll just hang out outside until someone gives me a ticket.
from maredeath :
of course i do! although i probably won't be able to listen to. oh the heart pain.. especially with live stuff, when he talks and is so cute..oh.
from maredeath :
and then what i am supposed to do? just imaaaaagine what you're doing?
from techrat :
you know what? i dreamt that you bought a pixies ticket for me and then took me to the concert. and boogity, if you leave diaryland for good this time, i'll miss you terribly. you rule, just like you claimed in your drunken note. also, i was very impressed that you could spell "destructicus" in the note. and yet you had trouble with "am." it was touching, in a way.
from kelsi :
Dear boogityx2, I DO care that the Pixies are going to your city and that you're going. The Pixies are coming to a city near me and I'm totally going to that. It will be rad, I think, and I'm excited about this. You're interesting, and I'm going to bed now. Good night.
from maredeath :
i really like parts of 10 things. parts. yeah. i guess parts are crap..and i guess you wouldn't get much out of how pretty heath ledger in. he's so nice. in my pants!
from techrat :
dude, the pixies? the PIXIES? you are planning on stopping by my house and picking me up so i can go, right? i mean, it would really be the only decent thing to do.
from geeky-kiki :
Hi-- you've listed me as a favorite, but geeky-kiki is dead! If you're still interested, I can be found at oral-report.diaryland.com. Thanks!
from viragokuan :
Doucheburger! (fuckin capitals) Hey, can I get some Buck 65 and Paul MacLeod?
from eggshelldanz :
A little something for boredom: http://www7.friendtest.com/viewquiz.php?account=worldofjunimoon TA!
from maredeath :
sounds pretty awesome. you better not get too good to drive me around.
from eggshelldanz :
I am so doing the happy dance for you! You are so awesome and deserve awesome things.
from judah-bauer :
That is super kick-ass that you like your new job. Maybe the Liquid Paper Tape is just for new guys that can't yet be trusted not to snort it in its natural liquid form.
from bindyree :
Wishing you luck today. Of whatever kind you can handle. Oh yeah, and some of us heathens down here in the lower forty eight actually do know what a "Toque" is, too. :)
from shesajar :
good luck at the new job, though i am sure you won't need it! :)
from bindyree :
Oh, and this didn't happen to me, but my friend Rick once took his new universal remote to calculus class in college, instead of his calculator.
from bindyree :
Yeah, that baby grew up to be a very nice looking boy; saw him in an issue of Rolling Stone a couple of years back. The photograph was from underwater again, but they made him wear shorts this time.
from mestupchick :
*sigh* i hate girls. i'm pleased you think its gross to vent about genital bleeding - cos its fucking gross! this is the first time i've read your diary....it made me smile. i will return. *alana*
from techrat :
oh man, that entry had me laughing for like ten minutes. tried answering the phone with the remote...i'm still giggling. and also, congratulations on your job-getting.
from judah-bauer :
Do you think that maybe your stepdad is senor cardgage? He's so cool you don't even know how cool he is. I tried changing the channel with a phone once but trying to answer a remote, that's comic gold.
from maredeath :
double good with knobs.
from eggshelldanz :
oh boogity! so glad for you! I so want the details...! heh, now it's my shift for unemployment! hah!
from bindyree :
congratulations on the job. :)
from maredeath :
oh reeeeaaaalllyyy? because she sings quite sweetly to me. IN THE SACK!
from maredeath :
i recommend alien lanes by guided by voices. it's the best. i decided. also recommend local rabbits (if you don't already listen to them) and your mom.
from livliterally :
Hey thanks for welcoming me. Much appreciated!
from eggshelldanz :
We had one of the first VCR's back in 1977/78. It cost us $1500.00. We all chipped in and got it for my dad for Christmas. I remember he always said that VHS was going to outlast Beta, and to stick with that. It was a humongous Machine that had a carrier much like one for a cassette tape. You would put the tape in the carrier and push it down in the top of the machine. It took up the whole top of the Television console. Yes, that's when TV's came in wooden console casings to look elegant in the living room...way before the word 'entertainment center' was even uttered! yes, I am fucking older than dirt! LOL
from shesajar :
i heard that ipods have a battery that can only be replaced by apple comps and they charge 100 bucks for it. i don't know how true it is, but that's the rummor. seems like a raw deal if it is.
from maredeath :
hey. i like the song manta ray by the pixies. a lot. and the song 'hey'. and your mom. and ian's mom...ah ian's mom, she with the fine fine ass. when i get back from toronto some year you better drive me to winnipeg again. or better yet, i'll be famous and you can be my driver in general. good work. and you can constantly try to get my male friends to high-five you for naked man ass. i see no flaws to this plan.
from techrat :
it's a day late, but here's me saying merry christmas to you. hooray for getting cool stuff! i'm a materialist.
from maredeath :
i'm leaving on the 2nd. first thing. i left her a note as well. you should come to my potluck/birthday party on sunday if you're around. and bring ian's mom if you see her, eh?
from bindyree :
Boog, babe -- The year 2003 was full of ass suckage like I didn't know I could handle. Fortunately I am surrounded by people like you, or else I don't know how I would otherwise have coped. Thanks for being a bright spot in many an otherwise completely bleak day.
from eggshelldanz :
*hands james a beer* Let's have a toast to lost jobs and lost glasses, from bill collector's on our asses, and tossing of Christmas cheer into the ashes...! *dramatically smashes empty beer bottle into the fireplace* ahhh, ok, I feel a little better, and you? juni
from techrat :
poor boogity...i hope you feel better soon.
from bindyree :
I'm sorry you feel so grotty right now. I hope you feel better soon and it's okay if you don't have a truck -- I adore you anyway for the therapeutic thought.
from techrat :
weird and awesome...that's me, alright. i was happy to oblige.
from mheads :
Bugger. Something else I have to join! Bah humbug. But seeing it's you and almost Christmas I'm willing to make a concession :) Old Git.
from judah-bauer :
I think this turkey beverage thing is becoming an obsession for you. I don't mean like the fragrance, but who knows. I might not be all bad to smell like a holiday meal.
from techrat :
awwww, a link to meee! how very nice.
from vagbondqueen :
Thanks for the stories about my cute nephew - I, too, laughed til I cried.
from techrat :
ooooh, snazzy pictures! 'tis a kick-ass costume.
from techrat :
woo, that is one damn fine tie. i have yet to learn how to tie one right. and also, that emo must think you're pretty awesome to send such a super-neat picture. i forgot i threw in that giant paper-clip. haha. pretty sweet, no?
from judah-bauer :
It's pootastic and I like it. I do not however, like poo. Stange how this can be.
from bindyree :
i like the browns just as much as i liked the blues. this may be a dangerous thing to say, but i trust your judgement implicitly when it comes to stuff like this, so whatever works for you is fine by me. :)
from eggshelldanz :
ooooooo, i like the new look! can you send me the html code so's I can put that awesome ctd logo on my page? pretty please???
from eggshelldanz :
thank you for creating the CTD ring, and yes, I joined right away! toodles, juni
from techrat :
thanks, yo. i very nearly signed onto aim when i read your note, but i'm a coward, i suppose. i appreciated the offer, though. i hope you know that this means i'll expect you to be around for me every time i'm in a bad mood. haha! you're stuck now, buddy!
from hobbes777 :
"So far, I've watched Beat The Geeks and Family Guy and The Daily Show and a bunch of the Food Network." OMG I watched all that stuff in the last 24 hours as well. SPLENDID. ~HUGS~
from candora :
you make sense to me... I am not sure that is a good thing.
from evilkitty215 :
Hey! Nice diary! Have a great day! -hugs- ~*Courtney*~
from bindyree :
How ironic that you mention weddings today; October 12th, which is Columbus day down here, and Thanksgiving up there -- this is my twelfth wedding anniversary. John should have sold me to the gypsies before now, but for some mysterious reason he has not. And for what it's worth, we simply drove up to Reno, and brought one of my stuffed bunny rabbits with us to sit in the front pew and be our 'witness'. All in all, a pretty day.
from eggshelldanz :
Dude, your survey answers are hilarious! loving it....you need to write a survey, I'll be first in line to answer it!
from techrat :
woo! that'd be awesome. i'll have to find something cool to send back. i dunno WHAT, but it'll be kick-ass, i'm sure.
from eggshelldanz :
still laughing over bumper sticker and your lovely assessment of it! also, many kisses for your support on kalofft. juni
from techrat :
damn. i SO want one of those bumper stickers. i should go up to canada just to stop at burger kiung and glare disapprovingly at hitler-loving arby's.
from worldempress :
Haha. I thought you wrote that you were an awful cock. (And so I don't get pancakes.)
from techrat :
roy getting eaten by his tiger, you say? i must have missed that.
from techrat :
hmmm. scrubway stickers in exchange for exotic canadian cigarettes? this i might have to consider.
from techrat :
you know, i had a friend we always called 'poptart.' and also, the whole spelling the street name wrong thing is hilarious. all our streets are just numbers, so it'd be pretty sad if one was spelled wrong. not unexpected, as such. just sad.
from worldempress :
IF YOU WANT TO CALL ME BABY JUST GO AHEAD NOW... I never said otherwise. The Spin Doctors are awesome in that awesome way.
from eggshelldanz :
i am another Spin Doctors fan...:) juni
from techrat :
oh man. i used to worship the spin doctors. and if you would like to tell me, "maybe," just go ahead now...also, i wanted to see the italian job, but never got around to it. i'm like that. being busy with other things and having no money and all...it looked good, though.
from book-smart :
Their was a movie with a character named boogity. Do you know the movie?
from maredeath :
if it's fun i won't roll the car. otherwise...you know. you better lock the doors. that's how people die in roll-overs. when the doors aren't locked and they pop open and crush your head.
from techrat :
i know. it's so rare that we get anything good that i can actually get a ride to...david bowie, yay! i think the excitement is killing brain cells left and right. i'm going to be nothing but a drooling idiot by the time the concert rolls around.
from bindyree :
"As God is my witness..." Just a quickie here to say what a sweet reference to Godron Jump's recent transition from this incarnation to the next.:)
from techrat :
ahahah. that's beautiful. i also have this little button where the bunny's got this big grin and it says, "hi loser." that bunny is my hero. or at least ONE of my heroes.
from secret-bee :
Sincere wishes ARE ruined by penis jokes, dammit, you're not the only one.
from techrat :
i always figured they'd keep track of names and devise a way to avoid such delicate situations, like have one of them use his/her middle name or something. but apparently they're not quite as advanced as all that. i think it'd be fun to go on the show with a bunch of friends and have them all give the same name, just to cause trouble. heh.
from techrat :
you know, i always wondered what would happen if two people in the price is right audience had the same name. i knew it must happen eventually. and i missed it damnit!
from maredeath :
wow. it didn't even occur to me that you'd be there, though it makes total sense. it's cause i'm a big snob. a really really big snob. snobbish.
from bindyree :
The only thing that would annoy me is if I thought you gave up on trying to be where you wanted to be in life. I want you to keep trying. Yes, it's not the best job. Yes, you have training in other fields, pun not intended. But you know what? You got out and found work, and that's damned hard to do in this economy, both in your country and in mine. And you're a better person for having made the effort. So don't forget that, and stick with it as long as you feel you can. And when you really get completely fed up, turn on AIM and decompress with the crazy American lady who doesn't like basketball.
from techrat :
the cost of my desire, to sleep now in the fire! *starts head-banging*...umm, hi.
from techrat :
oh yeah, happy birthday! sounds like you've been having a whale of a time.
from fairyzebra :
Oh my god, i thought i was the only person who used the word "crotchal." Oh, and Happy Birthday, by the way!
from worldempress :
Happy Birthday Boogity. And what a fabulous montage of Boogity-awesomness.
from bindyree :
Happy birthday.:)
from techrat :
eheheh...emu. see, if i were clever, i would say that was my intent all along, but i'm not, so i won't.
from techrat :
everyone loves the thought of being able to shoot fireballs from their eyes. it's a big seller these days. thanks for a link AND compliment on the drawing. i get a lot of hits thanks to you. it's a pretty sweet deal.
from worldempress :
I'm so pleased that you (and your cock) have not perished in a fiery inferno. Indeed, everyone seems to be fine and uncharred.
from techrat :
(you know i gave that horse a carrot so he'd break your foot) i was gonna email you earlier, but then i got distracted and forgot. nice site. i only saw one little typo. i don't remember where it was, though. and i promise not to do anything malicious now that i know your real name...
from maredeath :
what do you mean i don't know where your house is? i mean, right. of course i don't know where your house is.
from techrat :
hopefully this reaches you before you die in the fire, cuz i'd REALLY like to see this magical site you keep going on about. pleeeease? and, umm...hooray for boogity's cock!
from soandsotgs :
hey i found this link and thought it was funny.... since you are a member of the homestar diaryring i thought you mmight enjoy it too tell me what you think http://www.outpimp.com/?x=165657
from techrat :
oh, i see. you're just trying to get some more note signings out of me, aren't you? well i was going to sign this ANYWAYS to proclaim my support of mustard, which is far superior to ketchup in all ways imaginable. but yay! thanks for the link.
from hobbes777 :
BEST. MAP. EVER. Also you got it all wrong. I'm not bitter. I'm INCREDIBLY bitter.
from techrat :
ehehehe...cum. also: yay! i've been linked again. that always makes me feel so special.
from heyjuderevu :
I'm kicking it on the reviewer arena at Hey Jude Reviews and wanted to invite you to be reviewed! - Love Christy [brdwaybebe]
from techrat :
i'm not very good at online poker. or any other kind of poker, really. losing imaginary money's about the only thing i'm good for. it's just a good thing i don't have any REAL money to lose.
from tasukitoad :
Wow, I'm not the only crazy perdon up this late at night.
from tasukitoad :
You didn't see The One Man Star Wars Trilogy? Ah, that show 0wnz. Yes, I liked that show so much that I felt the need to use stupid computer slang in that statement. It's the only show I went to see, along with stopping on the street to see a gay Australian Busker perform. Hee! Anyway, I've wasted enough of your time. Bye.
from judah-bauer :
I am happy and mortified at the same time. I hope that you get the job but you will need to convince them to open a franchise in Saskatoon.
from techrat :
woo. it's always so flattering to be linked in an entry. and i know *i* read every single post. i'm obsessive about the things i like.
from maredeath :
wow, that's funny you said bratwurst. they mention it at least two times during the play, so it must be funny! right? right?
from worldempress :
the trick is that you think sandwiches don't matter. And so you're willing to take risks with your sandwiches. You don't think, "but what if the tomatoes are too squishy, what if I'd rather have beef, would corned beef be too daring?" Well, you probably do. I do. But I also know that there will be many more sandwich opportunities. And that I can pick the mistakes out of a half-eaten sandwich before I finish it.
from gumphood :
you are going to revolutinize the internet? Start with a spell checker. (for me not you). Beyond that, what are your plans?
from applerobot :
hey. youre from aus too!! and youre not of aboriginal descent and you got shafted out of a job! (but are you a torres straight islander? heh heh??) i dont know how to spell that. im from victoria, therefore maybe i am dumb.
from sad-doll :
I really love your banner, very catchy!
from worldempress :
I do love the new profile comments.
from techrat :
see, if i had KNOWN about your cake appreciation, you would have gotten more love. that at least deserves special mention. also, i recently saw best in show for the first time. that is one funny movie.
from quiddle :
be sure to let us all know when you take over the world. so we can buy strongbad masks and hide in strange places accordingly.
from groovekittie :
**nods** That's what I thought. **sigh** :P I figured it probably came from FARK.com, but the whole Google search thing makes much more sense. ;) You should have seen the expression on my brother's face when I asked him if he was on FARK, and if he saw any stories about "13 year old boys with flies coming out of his penis." I think he thought it was a random question.
from techrat :
i love that hot dog program. it always puts me in the mood. for hot dogs, i mean.
from viragokuan :
My, my... new Danny Michel and Hawksley and Weakerthans. Thanks for the updates. Now if you know where and when they're all touring, that would make you even cooler.
from indie-snob :
Hello, I just reviewed two White Stripes shows I saw and thought you may be interested. I have a ton of other concert and album reviews here, too. Check it out, thanks!
from worldempress :
I still prefer boobular to boobalicious.
from sianni :
Hi - got here via your banner. I like it!
from fairyzebra :
have ya tried sites like hotjobs.com and stuff? i've been practically living there, and it's been mighty informational.
from groovekittie :
LMFAO! I'm not all that surprised that you were the one to point that out, Boogity. I figured it was only a matter of time. Boob-lay. **snert**
from worldempress :
I do not dispute your wrestling/porn thesis. I have always had a high regard for your intellect.
from worldempress :
Crap. Francais MAL!
from worldempress :
Je trouve que votre accents est POOP. Mais, je vous aimes.
from techrat :
that was one impressive list of accomplishments. makes my day pale in comparison. and hey-i'm glad you enjoyed my mom's comment. it really was amusing, just a little startling at the time.
from mirrordtears :
hey there, don't let the job thing get you down. right now its generally hard for anyone to get a job.i moved in to a new area in may. right atfter everyone was done doing their summer hiring. i had to fill out applications for every place in town. and then go in a day or two later and ask when they are hiring. i am just now getting asked if i would like a job.so cheer up on that im sure you will find one. and moms get like that alot with kids we we are teenagers i seem to notice.
from shesajar :
now what? now it's time for another paper! this time about wwi!
from groovekittie :
I looooooooooove the new look, Boogity! Very much. You truly are a god. **grin**
from techrat :
yes, the blue is a very nice touch. i likes it.
from judah-bauer :
I was a bold manuver adding color to your template. you pulled it off quite well though. Yeah boogity!
from fairyzebra :
fantastico! luv the new temp.
from maredeath :
hey, i got american history x out of the library, never watched and then returned it. twice. man, i should see that. i just dread the curb stomping i've heard too much about. ugh.
from techrat :
in the garage, i feel safe. no one cares about my ways. in the garage where i belong, no one hears me sing this song. ummm...that's all i wanted to say, really.
from cherrryhead :
Yes!!! Homestar Runner!! Utter genius I tell you, genius! AND, your banner made me laugh. (It says, "butt" tee hee hee!) Great job. Happy random guestbook signing week. :)
from fairyzebra :
i won't spoil it for anyone, just wanted to add my own little comment-the thing to remember about it is this: look at *Attack Of the Clones* and how retarded THAT was...it's just a filler movie. it answered some questions but left just enough unanswered to guarantee that you see the third one in November. That's my opinion anyway--i went to see it the night before it opened after a VERY tiring day of work, so i had a hard time grasping it.
from worldempress :
I haven't seen Silence of the Lambs.
from eggshelldanz :
heh, putting on my sunday best PVC to go to Matrix Reloaded with Boogity. Egh, what a drive I have ahead of me! LOL... JuNi
from judah-bauer :
There is really only one must see movie in that list and that of course in the usual suspects. AHX is also a very very good movie but the other two are merely good. Unless by psycho you mean american psycho. If it is I am making face right now.
from fairyzebra :
The Green Apple Jones Soda was...interesting. Very, very sweet.
from groovekittie :
<b>I</b> can't believe that you haven't seen those movies! Geez ... what do you waste your time doing? :P And just so you know ... it's only free if you bring it back. Otherwise they expect you to give them money if you ever try to take more stuff. I know from unpleasant experience. **nodes in very sage manner**
from maredeath :
for year and a half?
from maredeath :
what if you're getting free internet by accident?
from burnination :
The statute of limitations in such a situation is very short. Once you are out of site of the store seems like a fair distance. Sleep well.
from techrat :
bah. going back when the error is in your favour is for losers. it was THEIR mistake, right? they should know better.
from shesajar :
well, i know that you're banner skills lie in making fun. it's practically a science with you. THAT's why i think it'd be perfect to have a banner made by you. you have free reign to make fun or whatever. i'll give your banner 5,000 hits. thanks so much. oh, and just for bragging rights: i met kevin smith. he's a super cool, down to earth guy and he's even more funny in real life.
from fairyzebra :
Where did you get the Kevin Smith DVD?? i can't find it anywhere and i'm dying to have it!
from shesajar :
if i asked nicely again... would you (please, please, please) design an awesomely cool banner for me? i can see you're quite talented in that department.
from worldempress :
I think today's entry (I know that by the time you read this note you'll have slept since the entry, making it feel like yesterday's entry, but it's still today's...) was one of the really good ones. Apparently being fragmented and angry looks good on you.
from shesajar :
i am sorry you are feeling down. here's a hug ::hugs:: and ::pinches::. hehehehe. oops, sorry.
from sunnflower :
I guess I missed the flashing banner. Just wanted to say you diary is great reading. And you know those motivational speakers - that guy Tony Robbins actually has some good info in his tapes if you put the stuff to use. But I get your point.
from kooklafran :
Whooo-- that banner. Had to click it to make it STOP! funny and strange. :)
from thecity :
Just wanted to mention that your banner gave me a seizure. It was like diaryland had been invaded by Pokemon. xoTheCity
from ladyloo :
Followed your extreme persuasive flashing colour banner. And then I find you're on two cool rings that I had no idea about - Saskatchewan and Homestar - and I'm hooked.
from cassiopeia- :
I Have to get that blues clues block game, now that I know about it. Once I figure out their concept, I will fill you in!
from techrat :
a toaster, you say? you know, that just might be crazy enough to work. i think a little experimentation is in order.
from techrat :
i wouldn't say i HATE motivational speakers, but i do make fun of them. p.s.-scrabble rules.
from shesajar :
you're the funniest boy ever. thanks for the paper.
from shesajar :
i have something you can do with your time: in the next couple days write an 8 page paper on "How can we best explain the origins of W.W.I." and then send it to me. thanks.
from katehackett :
*I* read you. That's all that matters.
from azimel :
Your theory is right. The flashing banner attracted me like a misquito to a bug lamp. I wanted to know who was responsible for the banner that nearly gave me a seizure ^^ Good idea
from shesajar :
and you used the same Hermann Goering quote!!!!
from shesajar :
i am hooked and i am still laughing. thanks.
from katehackett :
Your message on stupid banners that are CONSTANTLY there is well recieved and wholeheartedly agreed with by me (which is just SO important)...I'm also slightly scared of your rage now, but an eye for an eye.
from worldempress :
Dear Boogity: SUCK IT! Er, no I mean, you rock. That was a "SUCK IT" of solidarity.
from rubytrax :
Ooh a shoutout. You know the most awesome Google search hit I got was for "trish stratus bra size" but that happened when I was too lazy to update.
from invisibledon :
thanks for playing in the neighborhood
from techrat :
you can edit your survey answers, you know. just go back to the survey page and hit "click here to take this survey!" and it'll bring up your responses. i thought you should know. cuz it's really not the soup's fault. and it doesn't deserve to be classified as such.
from mirrordtears :
i happened to be one of the people that clicked on one of your banners. i thought it was funny, yet disturbing. tigger and nine inch nails together just was a odd thing for me on one banner, but because of it i liked it. and your diary deff. gave me a smile and brighted my afternoon.
from katehackett :
I LOVE [email protected]!!! So glad I clicked that banner. you're a favourite now!
from mattmagus :
Actually, less people probably clicked on Yakov because so few people remember him...although that is how I found your web page
from no1sgirl :
Came upon your diary via your tigger banner that says you're a lesbian that custs herself. You have a neat diary-I agree-some of the banners out there are pretty disgusting. I saw how you were wondering which banners brought the most attention-and I just thought I'd let you know! :)
from worldempress :
That's a pretty awesome banner. And you don't even use OMGs and LOLs in your diary. And your diary has no colour. That's awesome.
from asteroidbelt :
yer banner almost killed me
from manchmal :
hey. i was browsing about and found your site. and it's fun. yeah.
from groovekittie :
I don't know if I could pay for my diary and put up banners ... cuz then I'd feel the pressure to be REALLY witty and intelligent and deep (even moreso than I already am :P). No pressure though. ;)
from stats01 :
saw the banner and loved it. thought i would tell you as part of your new click-through audience. take care, love.
from groovekittie :
Oo! Oo! I just went to sign into Diaryland, what should I see? Your shiny new banner! **squee!** I clicked it of course. Too bad I'd already read that entry. ;)
from techrat :
oh that yakov...what a class act.
from zebradezine :
LOVE the banner. People don't use Yakov Smirnov as a comedy tool often enough these days. i'll be back!
from delstrego :
I love the banner man! It is awesome to da max!!!
from worldempress :
Do you ever get off the phone with your dad and shake your head at your mom and demand to know, "What possessed you to have a child with that man???"
from maredeath :
i vote poopsmith. no, don't tell me why it doesn't exist, tell me how you're going to make it happen!
from delstrego :
Man, that entry about apeman with the student drawing was pure gold. It should be safely stored in a time capsule so that my descendants can mock his descendants. I know my spelling is reel bad but Im tired so there. In the immortal words of Calvin: "Phbbbbt"
from worldempress :
Don't forget the B.U.T.T. Plug! Wasn't that what we were going to call any media coverage.
from groovekittie :
Uhm ... boogity ... think that Pita you ate did more than give you an owie in your intestines? Sometimes, I want to call you and tell you that you rock. lol I hope you feel better soon.
from judah-bauer :
An entry about Chinese food ended with a picture of a cat. Now I'm hungry too.
from maredeath :
my friend shaun's band, blood music, is opening up for idlewild, you should go, and then tell me what you think.....do it.
from worldempress :
I think the question is, can you find something to study that will make you more employable but that you won't hate? I mean, there's lots of stuff I'd love to study but it wouldn't make me more employable. There's stuff that would make me more employable, but I wouldn't be able to stand doing it. I'll need more information before I can properly form an opinion and tell you what to do with your life.
from delstrego :
Hey, can I eat your brain when you're done with it? mmmm....brains. *Eating my way through your brain...la la la la LAAAAAA* Anyhow, yea, just on a note leaving kick today so here ya go. A note asking for your BRAINS!
from worldempress :
omgs i lovbe yobu Boogiutyh!
from judah-bauer :
I thought you guys were joking about listening to meatloaf. Meatloaf is girl music. Plus according to you I have to hate it because it is popular.
from judah-bauer :
You know what man, you write a pretty kick ass journal. If I could add you to my buddy list twice I would, just out of respect. I also like that you gave Steve Albini a plug. He kicks ass. You may like his views more than his music but Big Black and Shellac rock. I could send you some choice tracks if you like.
from maredeath :
i have books! by that i mean, a book. if you want i can leave it at the imperial household to pass on to. it's called the screenwriters workbook or something...it's pretty good and helpful, i just don't have any stick-to-it-ivness, so i never got anything accomplished.
from judah-bauer :
That sucks about your car. You need to compain real loud when you bring it back to the shop. Say things like: "What the fuck did you clowns do last time I was here, get a monkey to fix my car!" "I am going to punch every customer that comes through that door in the face until my car is fixed, and I am not paying for it." and stuff like that.
from delstrego :
Well, I don't know any "Screen Plays for Dummies" books..or, for that matter, any books like that but I thought I'd leave you a note anyway just cuz I'm so cool. Ciao.
from maredeath :
divine (on broadway) is bascially your only source for converse in the city. beware the over-pricedness. also converse are notoriously skinny...so if you have race-car shaped feet as some people i know, you might have to ah...stretch them out. you might also want to try ebay, they might be cheaper. wow, i'm no good with straight forward answers. fuck that shit.
from maredeath :
my friend found a jonathan taylor thomas song for me on the internet. it's great if you can find it. it's some creepy garage band. my favourite lyrics are "i'm a weapon and i want your virginity" and "richard karn richard karn richard karn richard karn richard karn..etc". i guess you might not find this as funny as i do.
from judah-bauer :
2003-03-11 - 12:47 a.m. was a most excellent entry. I laughed out loud several times. I also liked the white text trick. You so smart. I have also seen the Pray for Saskatoon signs. It makes me think less of god. Fluid wouldn't wast money on cheap sell out advertising. My new got is hard core.
from maredeath :
those billboards by "god" are put up by a church near my friend's house. apparantly the congregation gives suggestions. fun!
from worldempress :
welcome back, boogity. I missed you.
from eggshelldanz :
love ya, boogity :) juni
from mymys :
You are just to damn funny
from worldempress :
Boy, if you provide beer, pizza, coffee, skor bites, bruschetta, ice, babysitting, magic markers, and inside jokes, and I am so there.

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