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comments: "Life is not perfect, it's messy and we all make mistakes. But if you can learn from those mistakes and be *honest* about making them then you can have a healthy happy life."

weetabix profile - diary

comments: "...what if an "asshole" was a unit of measurement? Like "How much vanilla goes into this frosting, Marge?" "Oh, about two assholes."

curiosekwe profile - diary

comments: I like her perspective on life.

suckasspoems profile - diary

comments: they're actually okay sometimes....no, really!

shizzo profile - diary

comments: off to stargazers.net, but she might be back!

chubbychic profile - diary

comments: "Today - the first strike has been made against the enemy. I have replaced all of my pens with Hello Kitty gel pens in a variety of cutesy colors."

heidiann profile - diary

comments: "The slippage occurred with one leg in and one leg out�causing me to land on my grrrly parts. Did you hear me? I landed on my grrrly parts! On a metal track!"

boymonkey profile - diary

comments: "i like people with gentlemanly southern accents. when i crawled into a hole under a rug in a rich old woman's kitchen floor (while her 90 year old husband was eating a bowl of grapenuts), she exclaimed 'oh, jim, you're a hero!'

opolopo profile - diary

comments: she writes pretty good poetry!

unclebob profile - diary

comments: "Y'see ... there's certain rules of conduct to be followed during a church service. And one of the biggies is DON'T F-ING MACK OUT ON EACH OTHER WHILE THE PREACHER'S TRYING TO SPEAK."

boogityx2 profile - diary

comments: "However, tonight I failed to get my head licked by a cat for a half hour, so I figure my repetitive meals are naught but sheer coincidence."

iamcreative profile - diary

comments: he's creative.

dizboy profile - diary

comments: "This morning, I found myself in the shower, 8am, soaped up, steaming hot water cascading over my body�Ok, hi Harlequin Romance Novel...Anyway, I was tired, slightly hung over, and shaving...There, that�s not as sexy."

service-dog profile - diary

comments: We'll miss you, Axel.

naridu profile - diary

comments: "Puss-in-boots the neighbourhood cat, has dumped us... Instead he has taken a liking to our neighbour unit...When I walk past I'll say hello and receive a small, dignified "mreow", in response."

htmlclinic profile - diary

comments: a super-cool site that offers Q&A on HTML.

californican profile - diary

comments: "You may seem that is rude, but telemarketers have the ultimate power. We can end and begin a call just as easily as you can, if not easier. We're not asses to you directly."

non-descript profile - diary

comments: he makes me sad and lonely in a wonderful way. "I am 27 years old and winsome for what was. There is a good deal wrong with the picture."

spanklin profile - diary

comments: "In no way do I want my ball sack to unzip and empty it's contents down my thighs."

tiendasexo profile - diary

comments: "me: "Ohh, my apologies. I didn't understand the seriousness of your problem. What I recommend is you seek the advice of your doctor or a sex therapist, instead of asking an unknown clerk in an adult toy store."

motherlode profile - diary

comments: "...and instead of their usual flakey weirdass Japanese girl-pop, they've got Back In Black by AC/DC playing. No shit...it was all I could do to refrain from letting out with a full Brian Johnson homage screech for the other customers."

ghanima profile - diary

comments: Oh, but it's so pretty.

upworlder profile - diary

comments: "When I just went to dictionary.com to check my spelling on scrumptious, I accidentally typed in "rumptious". Turns out it's not a word, but don't you think it should be? Maybe a synonym for bootylicious."

izzardgrrrl profile - diary

comments: "We get lost, end up in some Old West ghost town and the one person that we see can't help us cos he's a firking mime!"

golfwidow profile - diary

comments: "I was amused by this: sulky bulky boys with metal in their faces and big stompy boots run out of the room like squealy girls if they come in and ask what you're talking about and you say, 'Our periods.'

My favorite music:

Type O Negative

comments: "On muddy ground/I'm lying drunk on her grave/Where I must wait/Until she wakes"

Cherry Poppin Daddies

comments: "She was a woman of mystery/But what she wanted, I could not see/A three-year trip on the dragon/Till the clinic had to get me clean"

Tool

comments: "What was it like to see/The face of your own stability/Suddenly look away/Leaving you with the dead and hopeless?"

The Used

comments: "Knowing nothing is better than knowing at all"

The Blue Hawaiians

My favorite movies:

Lord of the Rings

comments: Besides the obvious draw of Orlando Bloom, the scenery of these films just takes my breath away.

Death to Smoochy

comments: Robin Williams says "Ow! My Balls!"

Spirited Away

comments: The most gorgeous Anime I've ever had the pleasure of viewing.

My favorite authors:

Stephen King

comments: Insomnia, Carrie, Dreamcatcher, The Regulators, Desperation, 'Salem's Lot, Tommyknockers, Everything's Eventual, The Dark Tower Series, The Stand, The Shining, It, The Eyes of the Dragon, Nighmares and Dreamscapes, and lots more

Ed Greenwood

comments: The Elminster Series

R. A. Salvatore

comments: Drizzt D'Urden is my favorite drow elf. He signed a book for me! Mr. Salvatore, not Drizzt.

Desmond Morris

comments: The Human Sexes

Brian Jacques

comments: The Redwall Series

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