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from ali-bo-bali :
every once in a while i will log into this old account i have with diaryland and read my old entries and then invariably i will look at your account and read your posts. i could read them all day. you are so funny and the things you write about remind me of my own life. are you still writing? i would love to read more of what you write.
from stumanji :
Come back, old friend. Come back.
from natasha5 :
i'm sure you know by now that arrested development will be picked up by a real network...hbo or something like that. making it even better!
from oddsfish :
Cho Mang. What's your myspace profile?
from strippedmind :
you should fuckin be a comedian. your fucking halarious. i cant stop laughing man.
from kimnsrv :
Thanks for the note about Alaska! The pigeons are friggin' dive bombers! I'm so looking forward to the northern lights. When did you visit Alaska? [email protected]
from i-am-jack :
Good. I was starting to wonder about that.
from myexodus :
Holy Moly Danny! Glad to see you updated and wow, what a talented bird!! Guess what??? I got a job. I have it linked in my diary as Jail house tales.
from i-am-jack :
I emailed your password last night, did you get it?
from kimnsrv :
So funny! They have those skilled birds in Alaska....they're called pigeons. Fuckers.
from i-am-jack :
What are the chances?!!
from anorexicsoul :
It seems to me you're awfully clever. Good work on that one.
from oddsfish :
Um. Hi. It's been a really long time. I still love you, I just saw your moleskine for the first time, and now I love you even more. I hate that the world plunks us down in weird places. And now I sound like a huge stalker. Good.
from intheory27 :
<3 for no reason at all.
from myexodus :
Your guestbook isn't working for me =[ But...Danny Boy, great seeing all those entries!!!! Glad your still alive
from oddsfish :
Christ. I love you. There's MY three little words. Lintpickle Loves you. Oddsfish Loves you. Where have you been? Where are you when I need you? Why aren't you here? Why are you there? Why am I all the way up here? What is WITH this goddam world that you are there and I am here, and people are all over the place when they should be in the same fucking place. Why don't I know you? I know it reads like nonsense. But it isn't. It really really isn't. I'm very upset.
from i-am-jack :
PS: You need to update! Badly.
from i-am-jack :
Damn, I hardly know what to say. That is one of the best comments I have ever received in my guestbook. Thank you!
from siddel :
i have this stray dog that bites, do you want it?
from chuffnutt :
Sometimes I visit your site via i-am-jack and dig your layout. I've never been a fan of orange but your page is so fascinating to drool over that I've made an exception.
from i-am-jack :
I am glad to see you updating again.
from i-am-jack :
Damn. You are right! I DID use contractions. Two of them in the same sentence. I must have been having an off day or something. Anyway, well at least you are sort of back. ;^/ I have not been writing much myself, its been 16 days since my last entry, that is probably the longest I have ever gone without writing one.
from i-am-jack :
Its good to see you're back.
from walkingxby :
it seems appropriate to tell you i'm madly in love with you, & that i hate tomatoes with a passion. ♥
from myexodus :
thanks for adding me Danny!
from myexodus :
I moved. Barbara
from slumper :
soon it will be the day that i reply to your email boy-o. one day when i'm not so hungover.
from olei :
i am calling you tonight to see what this nonsense is that's going on in your life. get ready.
from i-am-jack :
Lately, I have been feeling like I am running out of words, myself. I sit down, and try to break it down. Just say what comes naturally, what I am thinking at the moment. But then I realize my head is just full of white noise and I can not write anything.
from i-am-jack :
You haven't updated in a while, are you still alive?
from karika :
hey u dont no me but i just found ur diary and i thought id leave u a note sayin hi...so hi....feel free to look at mine since i looked at urs, hope u write back, peace
from neurotic-one :
Oh no Danny! I take it back.....your not like the boy in running with scissors.....yuck, fish taco's?
from sins-to-tell :
I've been keeping my eye on you and I think you should be a regular visitor and confessor.
from strippedmind :
hay is for horses or is it? hi how you doin i like your di-ary yeah it is very me blah i would like to say that you are a very creative soul, sour grapes you leave sucha bad tast oh sorry im listening to the decentdants well have a peachy keeny day:)
from olei :
new background = puke green. what's up with that?
from i-am-jack :
LOL I know, really! Thats alright though I just deleted the repeat posts. Sign My Guestbook is definitely a quirky site. I had to try a few times before I even could sign yours. It kept saying it was too soon to sign again, and I had not even yet! Eventually it went through, and did not even repeat. WOW.
from neurotic-one :
11 days since an update....I'm wondering if you dropped a lamp in the tub
from shatter-this :
I like you.
from olei :
missing you and multi-paragraph emails. <3
from tiger-lil :
added you to my faves! just letting ya know. Lil -x-
from olei :
just kidding about the not marrying you thing. of course i still have dibs.
from life-like :
you almost make me forget that my crotch burns when i pee.
from violetanne :
(I just tried to sign your guestbook fifty hundred times and my message didn't show up and then it wouldn't let me sign again and now I hate the fucking thing, it can go straight to hell. And I really wanted to leave this thoughtful message I just wrote. So here it is). I have elfophilia. But I like to think of it as being an Elf Groupie. I might be one step ahead of you, though, because I have a poster of Orlando Bloom as Legolas on my wall. And, like you with Liz, I don't really like Orlando as just Orlando. He's gotta have the ears on, the blonde hair, and the bow is really hot too... Anyway. I've had people comment more than once that they thought it was "violent" instead of "violet." I think it's just because I'm so mean. Gr.
from phatgrrl :
do you know of any cow pastures around town? Especially if they are "out of the way" and "easily accessible"....
from olei :
i hope you wrote your drunk pen pal a drunk-on-vodka-from-the-bottle letter. love!
from waxpatriotic :
dude, fuck signmyguestbook. if it leaves my message and then i leave it here, i'm going to pee my pants. i think i was excited 'cuz i just faxed something to 281. damn texans!
from gizmogrey :
Thanks. I did leave that out,but the links still don't work. Computers are the devil along with beans. I think I will spend the next work hour trying to fix it. Damn beans to hell.
from commigurl :
when our cat had kittens and only two survived, we named them murdock and hannibal (my parents wouldn't let us name the cat B.A. baracas) but then we gave murdock away to someone and he died in a fire at their house.
from olei :
p.p.s.: email me back before i punch you in the nuts.
from invisibledon :
thanks for visiting
from olei :
yer an ass. i'm totally not even touching your spooge [comment.] i'm pissed i have to sign this thing instead of your gbook 'cuz i already wasted my one allotted signing on the DMB argument. also, i don't REALLY care if you have internet girlfriends just so long as they know we're getting married. we ARE getting married, RIGHT?? :P
from alteridem :
and remember, no pseudo-intellectual is complete without a pair of ultra-hip EMO glasses. Just put them on and let the smart vibes flow. A mere glance and people will be able to tell that you're the type of person who reads Dostoevsky. You won't be mistaken for anything short of an astro-physicist, or a theoretical physicist of some sort. All physicists go to stupid raves, bleach their hair, and listen to angst-filled punk music because they don't want to seem uncool in front of the other scientists. If you want to go the extra mile and really seal the deal, wear plugs in your ear lobes so you have giant nasty sagging flaps of skin hanging off of your head. It'll look great when you pull your head out of your ass and go to a job interview some day. Then again, you're EMO; you don't need a job. You're totally unique, and all unique people wear box-framed nerd glasses. Even though real nerds wear glasses like these, they're not cool because they wear their glasses out of necessity. keep it real
from alteridem :
just dont fall into the "EmoXcore" genre...or worse- scrEMO (screaming emo?) yeh it is all getting way crazy.
from olei :
tell jamie i'll kick her ass if she thinks you're marrying her. what do people not understand about dibs? JEEZ!
from neurotic-one :
God damn it! I hate when I sign your gb and it tells me I signed too soon and I hadn't signed in friggin days! Oh well, it was probably a suck ass message anyways. UPDATE
from neurotic-one :
Aaaah so Danny, you check for worms too!
from i-am-jack :
LOL, yeah the updates are sort of frequent. I am trying to update more. I was going to tonight, but am in just such a shitt ass mood that I will save it for tomorrow. Definately rent Pecker soon. The name is kind of stupid, but its funny as fuck.
from kwesta :
Uhhaha! Awesome 2nd diary "wallofmyroom" with your Joy Cam! SHoo that's awesome pics! Your from Houston? Dallas here! Your diary is a daily of mine, at first it was just a tight layout, till I actually read it! HAHA! Sorryz, but true. Me luv now! -Brian(3rdShadow)
from neurotic-one :
Wow.....really, is it true cool people keep TWO diaries? Holy Shit, I'm cool! My second diary is a public diary. Its Sins-To-Tell.diaryland.com
from phatgrrl :
I really like the pics. I used to do something like that only I had them lined up on the dashboard of my car.
from ryan8-5cut :
where in Houston are you?
from labeled-girl :
just noticed that you took my survey (probably a while ago ... but i don't really look at the responses too often) ... i just wanted to let you know that you made me smile. thanks.
from neurotic-one :
So glad you weren't appalled over my mentioning of a Donkey's genitals. After clicking I was rather affronted with my choice of juxtapositions for humidity. =\
from swastika :
your words, they are birds. i am convinced you're my soulmate. will you marry me? i am making my proclamation of love to you! see, this is how much i care: my love for you is deep, i say, like a bridge, that is steep. i shall die without you by my side for the rest of eternity! without you, i am nothing. we can go to abu dhabi. you can denounce judaism so that our marriage works out, if you're a jew.
from xtrakrispy14 :
As a longtime resident of Texas myself (19 years baby), I must disagree. For one, Louisiana is very frequently referred to as the "armpit of America." This poses an obvious problem: how can America's buttcrack and armpit be in such close proximity? I prefer to think of Texas as more of the hairy nipple of America. Some people dig it, some people are appalled by it, it just depends on a personal preference. So yeah...either you're a Texas-loving closet freak or you're everybody else.
from neurotic-one :
ah......the time change......dang but i hate springing forward =<
from xtrakrispy14 :
Say "Banana" in a stern, authoritative voice. Don't yell, don't be mean with it, just speak calmly as if you were claiming the attention of a group of about twenty third-graders. Only then will your hiccoughs be suppressed. Seriously. I'm not kidding. This works.
from neurotic-one :
Golly Geez, but you sure are a popular guy! 120 people have you listed Danny. Barb ;->
from phatgrrl :
I'll help you find your pussy!
from ohio21boy :
I love the "freedom fries" banner and entry. It is all so redic!
from i000yards :
i liked some of the comment-song-thing you have. where's it from? What do you suppose a pork tornado looks like? Did you ever read an OINK? Anyway...nice reading you. Bye.
from xtrakrispy14 :
The sock puppet is a possibility. It was getting dark and I tried not to make eye contact. I'll ask my roommate (who was with me) - he turned around and wanted to start a fight because all he heard of the man's stuttering was "change...FUCK!" He thought he was being asked for change and then promptly cursed at.
from fakeapology :
... the things you write are so addicting...
from thebrenda :
yes. ie:greenday. gross.
from thebrenda :
i found out today two things about you. one, you are male. (or a female that enjoys boobies) and two, that you like decent mmusic.
from fakeapology :
how do you do it?
from phatgrrl :
p.s. PUT THE CHEESE IN YOUR BUM BUM!!!
from phatgrrl :
yeah, what the hell is up with 1am Conan??? When I moved here I thought "Hell yeah! I'm gonna be in the central time zone!" Where in my head I'll get to stay up later to watch Conan and skinamax, but really still get to bed at a reasonable hour. Guess not! They have Conan on Comedy Central @ 7pm but those damn dirty apes (aka hippies) at our cable company (tvmax??) dont offer comedy central, cartoon network, sci fi or vh1. oh yeah and the game show channel too! its the only cable provider for our apartment complex, and with houston weather a dish is out of the question. We cant get dsl or cable modem either!!! and why is it so fucking hot, doesnt houston know that its february? Today it was negative ten where I just moved here from! It's like summertime for me! Wanna go swimming?
from i-am-jack :
I love your new layout. I admit, I kind of missed the old one at first, but the new one is really cool.
from neurotic-one :
Waaa Fucking WAAAAAA! Your new layout! $&#%, I can't see........go back to orange, it was so you.
from restofme :
your layout is mezmorizing. i think i am now crosseyed.
from lintpickle :
I believe, "mock" girlfriend was the phrase so thoughtfully used towards me.
from neurotic-one :
Danny, your gb isn't working.........when I read the latest entry about the guitar pick, for a moment I thought I was going to vomit. I thought you were meaning me.....just for a moment.......I should probably call myself paranoid chick
from neurotic-one :
waa......couldn't leave a message in gb. Danny, you ding dong.......I love you honey!!!! Why in the world would I be upset?
from phatgrrl :
funny funny shit. word up for the hou-stoners!
from priceless :
We're all gonna die of cancer? How comforting.
from i-am-jack :
Wow. Thanks for adding me to your favorites. The comment was interesting. ;^}'
from intheory27 :
Many thank you's for adding me to your favorites. :)
from stumanji :
thanks for the note. I'm pleased that someone out there gave a shit if I died or not. nice.
from invisibledon :
thanks for playing in the neighborhood
from smartepants :
Wait, you lost me...generic e-greeting? See, I'd sign your guestbook with thismessage, but like the message I left in it a while ago (but obviously not long ENOUGH) I cant sign it yet. But I'm confused?
from natasha5 :
hey get online i'm bored and stuck in the mag
from peth :
as long as you are orange, everything will be okay.
from mysticchildz :
i forgot how exactly i stumbled upon your diary (maybe it was because of your music?) but i'm really glad that i did. even though you update randomnly, you always have something interesting to say. i really got a kick out of your 'spencer' entry. well, i just wanted to tell you that. bye.
from forsurefairy :
ciao~ just wanted to tell you that i love your diary... its really funny
from natasha5 :
"you are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs." dont be offended, i only said that because i want you to be okay.
from unworthypain :
Sorry my browser went whack and posted my message like 4 times.
from unworthypain :
Hey, I think it's good your diary is funny, gives me a break from all the depressed ones. Keep it up, your diary is awesome and hilarious. Do you have a lot of time on your hands? lmao jk. See ya.
from unworthypain :
Hey, I think it's good your diary is funny, gives me a break from all the depressed ones. Keep it up, your diary is awesome and hilarious. Do you have a lot of time on your hands? lmao jk. See ya.
from natasha5 :
when the time we have now ends. when the big hand goes round (again) again. can you still feel the butterflies?
from alteridem :
I think it was fate that I stumbled upon your diary. You're very funny and not only that, I see we have much in common. Not many people I know have seen trainspotting! Thats one crazy flick. Keep up the great writing. Always`Lex
from iwilltellyou :
screw jesus...What Would Jack Do? .xo.
from always-crazy :
souvenirs, novelties, party tricks is the funniest fucking song rivers cuomo has ever recorded! yaaay. party.
from lilephyte :
Your diary is fabulously glowy. (Which, I realize, makes me sound like one of those uber-glam, tall-skinny-half-doped-up-mocha-latte-drinking daaahhlings, but I swear I'm not.) I just thought I'd tell you I like your diary. (Even though I prefer Diesel Boy to Jimmy Eat World.) So I'm going to go now.
from natasha5 :
i just saw your banner. that was weird.
from natasha5 :
get yourself together, get yourself together, get yourself together, shake shake shake shake shake shake shake! punishment! in higher places...
from luckystar112 :
wow, you rule....and you live in houston. even better. -amanda btw. i'm luckystar112.diaryland.com
from luckystar112 :
wow, you rule....and you live in houston. even better. -amanda
from slayerbabe15 :
Hey baby! You like fine cookin'? I got a swanson dinner in the freezer with your name on it. Jimmy Fallon is the best!
from natasha5 :
i need a new friend. want to be it?...i lost your email address.
from natasha5 :
you're like my imaginary friend. except you exist. but still, you're pretty good about saying funny things when i need to hear them. i guess that's all the counts. hear me? i want sugar in my tea...
from natasha5 :
if you dont update soon i'm going to come over there and do it for you! jerk!
from natasha5 :
save me. i don't want to go out with them tonight.
from natasha5 :
so there's this club somewhere in houston called "Jamaican Me Crazy." that's enough in itself, but it gets better. they have a jehovah's witness night.
from natasha5 :
eh? what are you talking about kid??? ya making me crazy
from greenstar7 :
i wondering with no point what so ever... found yor diary, know iam leaving you a message. late
from mainsqueeze :
Thanks for the message. Just so you know, Im glad you were my first. You can count on me bothering you a lot, now.

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