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from swimmmer72 :
I saw you'd posted and was in the mood to check out a new diary. The header picture drew me in, followed by your comments about modern communication. I then noticed we have a fair amount of mutual reads. Bottomline, I like what I've seen and will be back to explore some more! :)
from sassymcgee :
Howdy! I am enjoying your blog--a lot of what you say sounds like something that pops right out of my noggin. My friends also say that I have an interesting way of putting things...wait. That just sounds like a nice way of saying I'm special. And not in a good way. But I digress. Congrats on finding the perfect-a-mundo chair! And keep writing.
from baybear310 :
I just gotta say... you crack my shit up.
from legolass :
hello there :-) you don't know me, i stumbled across you randomly but i was hoping you'd be nice enough to tell me where you got your 'calendar o'blog' from as i would love to have that on my diary! thank you xx
from becca27 :
Ah, that is SO funny, that is exactly what my sister in law does to me, my brother in law (b's brother) is not involved, however, she does it all the time. If I buy a new purse, she buys a new purse, if I buy a video camera, she buys a video camera, if I say I'm depressed, she's suicidal, if I say my marriage is going great, she's renewing her vouls, it's crazy. She drives me NUTS. I'm glad we don't talk, we only communicate through email, she can't "top" me now because she doesn't know what I"m doing. She dives me nuts. I can't stand her, I really can't. That's SO funny that your BIL and SIL do the same thing. MY MIL tells me that SIL is really jealous of me, which I totally agree with. I mean I have issues, serious ones, there is NO reason for her to be so jealous of me, what the hell is she jealous of? My drinking problem? My crazy marriage? My not being able to lose weight? She can have all of these things if she really wants them, lol.
from becca27 :
Yes, Trooper as in cop. We make a fine pair don't we? The state trooper and the alcoholic wife. lol. Sometimes I think if he stopped being a trooper I would stop being alcoholic, lol. It's tough, he can be very controlling. And on top of that, I feel like I do EVERYTHING around the house. Everything. It drives me crazy! Good for you for putting your foot down and having hubby bathe son #3. That's what i need to do, but then he works all this over time and then I feel guilty and do it anyway. ahhh!
from becca27 :
Thanks for the note! And I did not take your note offensive at all! I have already had "friends" not be around me because I quit drinking, I had five months sober, and then decided I was ok and could drink again. It was fine at first but then I went on a downward spiral. It was a relief that Brad said he would leave me but the truth is, a couple days have passed and I know in the back of my head I can manipulate him to be ok with me drinking, thats sick isn't it? One of the obvious reason's I am an alcoholic. That's def alcoholic thinking. I am really trying though, I'm so sick of myself and drinking. Again, thanks so much for your note, I really appreciate it!
from nmnohr :
I so just want to give you ahuge hug right now!
from vintagepearl :
I owe you a thousand notes, I'm terrible at checking mine! Thanks for the tip, Bailey's seems threatening to me in a way, because of that Mighty Boosh episode with Old Greg. Which is basically the only reason I want to try it someday, heh. And I started school 14 August, eeh. But I currently have three weeks off school for the potato harvest. That's how we do it in these here parts of Maine. How are your kids liking school so far? Hope all is well!
from hilthethrill :
That is so cool that we have been to the same places! We probably saw the same bears! Amazing. Thanks for reading, Hil
from brightopal :
I tried umpteen times to post to Haloscan but it kept kicking me out. I just wanted to say you are my HERO, and don't you forget it! *Hugs*
from vintagepearl :
Colorful new template x]! Nicee. You should link your off-site blog so it's easy to access both. Hope everything is going well!
from brightopal :
Hey, that angel is HOT! And before I forget, you've got my new phone number, right? You'll still be here in a few more days, right???
from joistmonkey :
RE: "So, I'm a bit down, and have been for the past three weeks or so. I find that I lounge around all day, not wanting to do anything, and getting to bed by 1am because I don't want to go to bed" and also "I'm sad. I wonder if it was a good idea to quit my job without having another." Sorry to hear you sound like you're in a similar place to me :-( Alas, you aren't geographically in a similar place, 'cause if you were, we would definitely be throwing a party, with strippers and booze and maybe the odd midget with a tray of canapes on his head. Hang on in there, it's a shame but I've realised that friends make life a bit more fun, but really you can only rely on you and those closest to you..
from vintagepearl :
I did watch him a few times, yes, I was always up for a good art show on PBS. I grabbed another Janet Evanovich the other day, Full House, have you read it? I've only read Ten Big Ones, she's a brilliant author and I own more of her books, but I tend to skip around a lot.
from vintagepearl :
You're spreading the delight of e-painting, huzzah! And that photo of Bob Ross and his happy trees painting made me laugh in embarassment/nervousness. Thanks!
from brightopal :
Argh... Your name was in red but no update! Are you still alive or what? :-p
from captainron :
You are right. Stick you your guns...
from nmnohr :
Damnit, I missed your bday. I'm sorry. Happy Belated Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from vintagepearl :
I was delusional once during a history test. I was supposed to draw a picture of trench warfare, but the way the question was worded I thought I had to draw a map of Europe. So I drew the map of Europe, and labeled most of the countries along with the Allied Powers and the Central Powers. It was intense.
from vintagepearl :
Entry 4 kind of sucks the Easter spirit out of the room. But yes Happy Easter.
from vintagepearl :
I think there's a position opening up in my school's history department either next year or the year after. The curriculum is US History. You're invited. Your students are mean.
from vintagepearl :
Hehe I definitely understand, I change my layout CONSTANTLY. I think I have a sort of Diaryland disorder.
from boxx9000 :
I have taught ART for over 20 years, every grade from pre-school thru college level. I was a classroom *aide* for many years. I only recently became a credentialled teacher (5 years) Empathy is what works best for me. I know what it feels like to be the teacher, parent AND student. Some days are better than others. Somehow it all works out in the ned it ALWAYS does.
from captainron :
My guestbook is equal opportunity. It hates everybody. Hence the postings there once in a blue moon. I think for it to let you in, you have to burn some chicken bones, drink rum and chant, guestbook rules, guestbook rules.
from vintagepearl :
New layout :) How are you?
from radiogurl :
Bravo. You're officially a grown up. There are lots of worse things to be. Really, think about it - do you WANT to be a teenager again???
from radiogurl :
I give up. Haloscan hates me tonight. What I *TRIED* to say was - this is what you agonized to get for eons. You wanted to teach. Now just remind yourself that summer's coming!
from kidzpinkcat :
By the way: Who in the world said God had to a man?
from kidzpinkcat :
I HAVE to know what show this was. My mind is racing with endless show titles and I try to piece it with your story. Nothing is fitting. What show??? I'm dying to know.
from vintagepearl :
Haha, another good story which made me keel over with happiness as I read it. The moments when teachers abandon all sensible action are truly amazing. Seriously. You rock.
from vintagepearl :
Haha :D I went through a glitter stage in third or fourth grade I think it was, after reading that stupid Mary Kate and Ashley book "The Glitter Girls" or something like that. I remember once I spilled Barbie nail glitter on the coffee table and my dad didn't know, stuck his hand in it, rubbed his hand through his beard, then we all went out to eat. He was shining. One of my best family memories. But the glitter, glad that's over.
from kidzpinkcat :
By the way: I feel your pain with the mil. Most of the time when mine calls (THANK God for caller ID) I don't answer the phone. It actually takes physical energy to talk to her which drains at an irregular speed while conversing with her. GAW! I hate just the thought it.
from kidzpinkcat :
Oh Honey, I feel your pain. I have had diaries read when I was a kid and they were like soooo important to me. Notes to friends/from friends. And it was all by my mother/sister/first step father until one day mom said something to me that I will never forget and that is: Don't put something in pen on paper unless you are prepared to have it read. She was right. Since then, I write only things I KNOW that if someone were to read it, they would think nothing about it 'cause it's only nice stuff and/or it will make them feel like an ass for reading it. With the exception of my Diaryland blogs. That is written with the knowledge that every one and their dogs is going to read it. Including my mom.
from wendyloo :
hey since I had pretty much forgotten about diaryland everything is over at Yahoo 360, stop by and say hi sometime, if you need directions just email me or leave me an IM
from vintagepearl :
HOO-HAH!! Yessss :)
from vintagepearl :
The name is *right here.* Saving Private Benjamin? Wait, no, what? Is that even a movie? I know Saving Private Ryan is. Hmm. I used to adore Goldie Hawn, this is going to bug me. HAPPY NEW YEARRRRRR :)
from vintagepearl :
Haha :D Canada's a lot like N. Maine in a way. We have many surly woodsmen who wear plaid and carry guns in their trucks. We don't consider Canada "out of country." Killing a deer on the way to work [an outdoors store or farm] is common occurence. Ah, Aroostook County. I wouldn't trade it for the world. Haha, my fingers are crossed and I'm looking foward to pictures!
from vintagepearl :
Thank you. Nah, the only ones I took were of our feet & of Kayla with the tape measure. The artsy, deserving pictures were taken by Kayla for a photography project. I like taking pictures of scenery too, but mainly my pictures include awkward objects/strange angles/people. I love taking pictures too, and looking at ones other people have taken. I have a growing talent(?) of striking conversations about photography. It all began with a thirty year old named Adam :S *That's* a long story reserved for a rainy day over a cup of tea. What sorts of pictures do you take? I love disposable cameras, haha, you can get some strange looking results. I was at a dance once, and my friend took a picture of us with a disposable and when it came back there was this blake frame around our faces, like we'd photoshoped it. I believe I posted it somewhere in my ramblings. My favorite camera is a digital. Doesn't matter what kind. It's easy to delete the bad ones :) And I like making strange videos too. OOH! You've been to northern Maine! That makes me glad because those who actually travel to Maine normally don't come up north. I suppose some people don't like the rustic appeal, but personally I love it. It's amazing. Were you up here in Aroostook County?
from vintagepearl :
Haha, your entry made me smile :) I thank you. Yeah, I get what you're saying. It's like a whole psychology/sociology situation.
from caralynne :
i just had midterms two weeks ago. my finals are in april. i think that most of my exams are essays, but i shall definitely consider taking you up on the offer. ill let you know. thanks :)
from vintagepearl :
Happy Late Christmas as well! And Happy early New Years!! Yeseree: UN & PW vintagepearl & this. Thanks for asking! :)
from vintagepearl :
Good luck with your school & Holiday troubles. For some reason, underneath the cheer and joy, there's a thick layer of stress and anger over Christmas. I hope your Christmas is merry, have fun, this is one of those holidays you can eat nothing but fudge and cookies all day [like me yesterday, for instance] and no can say "Ew! Gross!" or "That's unhealthy!"
from vintagepearl :
Congrats :)
from vintagepearl :
Public. Yours is a Catholic private school, right?
from vintagepearl :
Wow, that's crazy!! Do you work at a large school? Mine's fairly small, only about five hundred kids. I like it. How was your much deserved break? The reunion sounded like fun, haha. It's strange, I have about two years left before college, and soon college will be over, wow. Timmme is a flyin'. Anyways. Hope you're well!
from vintagepearl :
The fight wasn't your fault, you reported it which was all you could really do. America's youth has been pugnacious lately. Hopefully everyone calms down soon.
from vintagepearl :
Friday! Stories commence!
from vintagepearl :
I wish you well, things will sort themselves out eventually. Just remember: You're important. Both as a teacher and a mother. Take care.
from nicim :
I continue my journey at http://cunhell.diaryland.com Kisses.. N
from vintagepearl :
Haha, probably not. As teenagers, our minds work differently, and we have reckless tendencies, such as getting engaged. But those girls' engagements probably won't last. A friend of mind got engaged freshmen year and ended up breaking up with the guy a couple weeks later, and a couple months after that he commited suicide. Okay, so that's probably not the greatest story, but it's the only engagement one I have. Hmm.
from vintagepearl :
Ah, yes. I'm a high school junior/college freshmen. Mainly I'm a high school junior, but I'm taking Stats at the local university, and when I'm done that I'll keep taking classes there until I graduate high school and then I'll attend a different university full time. I enjoyed your entry on instilling fear inside that freshman :)
from joiedv :
No, I am not, but I went to Catholic School myself, and have had my three kids in Catholic schools except for one of them went to a public school for three years. How about you?
from vintagepearl :
Ah, high school. Some people give you brilliant answers, some give you sad answers, and in the end nothing makes sense anyways. Thanks for putting up with it :)
from vintagepearl :
Ms. Young's my English teacher, one of the best teachers at my school.
from vintagepearl :
Wow.. how old are your students? I enjoy reading :)
from just2cusmile :
the earthquake hit sunday morning-here is a addy you can go to to read about it!! http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/news-article.aspx?storyid=64470
from nmnohr :
Just stopping by to say hello........hope work is going OK for you!!
from nicim :
hey girl - email me at nicim@twisterjester.com for password. i love reading you too.. XXOO N
from arc-angel666 :
How did you know I had a kangaroo? Yours might be pink and mine is blue but did you know her name was Sue? So whats the Kangaroo thingee about? :-) email me at celtic190@aol.com for the password
from nicim :
7/5 yep. 8.75 months pregnant. Hard to believe. And she actually gained about 35 pounds. She says she hopes this means he will pop out easily!! XXOO N
from sekritsquirl :
that pic is pretty freaky. i dont think 16 year old should be life gaurds, can they really know what there doing?
from radiogurl :
Actually your mom IS here during the hottest part of the year - typically that's June, albeit late June is a little worse. Obviously she's suffering from severe heat stroke, which has impeded her ability to function rationally.
from thecrankyone :
I'm thinking it was the transformer too, that's the only thing I can think of, though the weather was gorgious, so there was no lightening. And it was 6AM, so it really did a number on my brain.
from meganwaits :
I'm beginning to think Gray's Anatomy is everyones secret guilty pleasure. At work, people start saying how they don't like the show, how they don't watch it and in the next breath its.."Tell me what happened, please!" The writers couldn't have produced an ending for this season that everyone would have loved. You have so many sides to choose. I have to wonder how all this will effect Sandra Oh's character next season with the doctor's injury and her reaction. But lots to wait for over the summer. I'm still rooting for Finn. I love that name.
from poolagirl :
Man! I thought I was a drinking lightweight! I can drink this guy under the table! And I don't ever wear lilac (just light purple every now and then - but never lilac).
from sixweasels :
Hiya ... send me an email at sixweasels@yahoo.com and I'll gladly reply with that pesky little password. Just don't know the best way to get in touch with you : ).
from radiogurl :
Good thing it wasn't me. I'd probably have been in jail for killing the kid who smacked the tetherball into a 2-year-old. Bastard.
from zencelt :
If you ask nicely, she may give it to you. Her public diary is theoutpost.
from radiogurl :
Don't delete the dad entry. Been there, done that BIGtime. It's really easy for a grandparent to be judgmental; they have no responsibility to deal with the kid on a day-to-day basis. I love my kids but they have my permission to smack me a good one if I ever pretend that I know better than they do. I will offer advice but it is ALWAYS preceded by, "Hey, not like I did it right. What do you think about...?"
from impetuousme :
oh man do i know all about having an asshole for a father, so I know what you mean and I'm really glad you DIDN't delete this entry, as I like it when you get serious and honest and give us the real deal, and it's so fun that you change your "look" now and then. I hope you're okay, you know? these past few months you've been seeming to get more angry every day.. hugs.... -- Sam
from thecrankyone :
I'm having issues with my "may not live to be 13" year old son as well. I don't even bother talking to my mom about it, because as much as I love her, she doesn't have a clue how to deal with teenagers. When I was a kid and I pissed her off or hurt her feelings, her solution was to ignore me for days on end. Yeah real productive and great for my self view.
from radiogurl :
Dayam woman. You kicked me off your list? What'd I do? :-p The template's coming together nicely though
from zencelt :
Eeeew. Stauffer's Lasagna for a holiday? Don't you have some relative rolling over in her grave over that?
from cognac :
I have also a problem with the person shrinking my clothes. I suspect that he hides in my closet and as I put the fresh laundry in, he attacks it with his clothes-shrinking machine. The problem cannot be with the dryer because my boyfriend's clothes do not shrink. Awfully unfair...
from dangerspouse :
As a matter of fact I am on FM stations (WOBM, WFME, WGNY, etc.), as well as Sirius satellite radio. However the one my story was about happens to be an AM station, and is actually more high profile than any of the others. I'm sorry you have a crappy car stereo though :)
from dangerspouse :
You'll just tune in to AM710 WOR from now on instead of 1010WINS, that's what you'll do. (Oh, and no more NJ101.5 for me either - that was part of the 1010WINS shift. Dammit.)
from annanotbob :
Thanks, pal xx
from nicim :
3/1 Yep, really Michelle. You may not have seen this entry: "http://nicim.diaryland.com/Kodachrome.html" You will enjoy it. XXOO N
from zencelt :
Alpaca sandals... Sounds warm. I went to an Alpaca farm once. They are sweet little animals. Stinky though.
from freakymandy :
God, it's been a long time. I am so glad you're still writing here. How have you been? :) Hopefully I'm gonna be back to activity soon. Heh. See ya. <33
from megsworld2 :
Did you watch Gray's Anatomy this week? I never know what to expect on that show. I guess thats why I like it so much.
from hissandtell :
Gosh, it's almost turning into that film "Absolute Power", isn't it? Where's bloody Clint Eastwood when you need him? Old cowboys with microdicks and macroguns running around playing boyo games and telling sheriffs to come back in the morning, ay - nothin' like it. (And is it just me, or does this sound a teensy bit like Chappaquiddick revisited?) Honestly, I haven't been so riveted to a news story since our then Prime Minister stepped into the surf for a quiet dip one day in 1967, in full view of his secret service, and was never seen again. Ahhh, inspirational leadership at its finest. Love, R xxx
from nmnohr :
That picture of the Terminator just makes me want to vomit.......
from nmnohr :
It's me!!!!!!!!! I missed you!!!!!! Just catching up. Um, if you get into a "throw-down" can you tape it so I can watch? Cuz that would be hillarious!
from nmnohr :
What's wrong with your Halo?? It was working fine for me before
from nmnohr :
Yeah, so this dude from NJ is a total WORKER.......like I actually have to work with this new boss. I can't sit and slack on dland all day. He has work ethic, and well it's made me totally MIA on dland, and I don't like it. What's with you NJ people huh? Actually he's originally from WI, so I guess I should shut up. Send some snow our way......
from annanotbob :
Hello - Just found you and have to add you. (It was the link to Loretta that did it.) All the best xx
from nmnohr :
Don't you think you should send me that scarf just because I'm so sweet? And you like me????? No? Ok, fine........I'll compete with the rest of them!!!!!
from impetuousme :
Hey you, I'm back from nowhere. Just wanted to say hi, and to thank you for leaving a note in my absence. So nice to know that somebody actually noticed I was away and gave a shat. So, thank you. And, I hope you had a good holidays too. Oh, one more thing. Nice scarf. I WOULD love to win that thing in your upcoming contest, but fear I would be far to timid to give out my actual mailing address should I win. So. guess there's always that. Anyway, hope you are well. Take care, and that the New Year is looking better than the LAST year. Hugs. --- Sam
from dangerspouse :
"Runny honey" is honey that is not so cold that it gets stiff, and unable to be easily blended into eggs. Not hot, just...not cold. Does that make sense? BTW, your New Year's wish to me DID make sense, and thanks! Same back atcha, babe :)
from kingbuk8 :
Thanks for the note back. Don't forget avocado and orange. eeeew! It’s nice to talk to someone. If you read my diary, you'll see that I've kinda gone off the rails. But it was me at the time. It is still me actually. Just trying to muddle through. Sometimes I think I should delete some of that shit I write. Somehow that would be wrong... disingenuous.
from starkitten-1 :
Hi! I'm formerly 'race-diva', now and permanently 'starkitten-1'..I had to password protect my page, so I e-mailed you the info :)
from nmnohr :
You crack me up. Honestly. That story about your aunt..........FUNNY!
from nmnohr :
Ok, wow..........it's been a crazy week here, and I'm finally trying to get caught up! Talk about drama in your life!!! You are such a good friend,and nothing sucks more than when you feel like your friends don't put forth the same effort. Very frustrating! Hope the weather gets better for you.....it's crappy cold here. I hate it. Oh! My new boss from work is coming from your lovely state! We haven't met him yet, but he's transferring here from our office out in Cinnaminson...You should catch a ride with him and come visit!~
from zencelt :
What a great idea! I can knock HER out instead!
from lostinmylove :
Hey there! Just stopping by to say HI, and I hope you have a wonderful, stress free (yeah right.. I know!) Thanksgiving! ♥
from nmnohr :
Happy Turkey Day!
from kidzpinkcat :
Again, no. You're not supposed to begin a sentence with a conjunction. Whatever you're reading with And & But begining a sentence, it's incorrect grammer but maybe the author doesn't care about the rules. That's what we all should do, man! Screw the rules! It's total anarchy on paper, dude! We shouldn't have to mind the rules all the time, right? Yet here I am still making my sentences as gramatically correct as I can. Sad, isn't it?
from nmnohr :
What do you mean by blotchy? The picture looks good........well dark, so you can't see their faces, but I guessed that was what you were going for though. It's about 45 degrees today, but we supposed to get 1-3 INCHES OF SNOW TONIGHT..............AGHHHHHHHHHHH. I don't want snow. I'm not ready for snow.
from kidzpinkcat :
Alright now, let's not get our undies in a bunch! I just seem to remember my English 101 teacher telling us that was what we were supposed to do. She said it was another way of saying "but" or "also". That's all!! Please don't attack me because you are really good at it. And by the way, not to sound as if I am trying to suck up here, but your writting is fine to me. he he
from kidzpinkcat :
You may not like me much for saying this but...the professor that told you starting a sentence with "however" was right. You should simply put a comma after your last word THEN use the word "however" and continue with the sentence. I ALMOST majored in english. Almost. So do you hate me now or what? Sorry. By the way, that Professor Weasle guy has no right to make you think your subject is not important. It IS important, and he sounds as if he is uncomfortable hearing about how once more women really are better than men. HE sucks. Sorry you have him as a teacher. I dropped a class once because of what a teacher said about women. He said all women are handicapped. They only have good use of one arm. One arm is for cooking and the other arm to hold the baby. Ass hole! I can't stand men like that. I really can't.
from nmnohr :
Oh, and I forgot to mention......I'm glad the italian family is gone too. i couldn't handle much more of their fighting. Although I did like how the obnoxious son got choked up at the end when talking about how proud he was of his mama. Sweet.....awwwwwww. I'm thinking I like the Ohio family. The 3 brothers and sister. They're funny, a little rude at times, but aren't we all? I like that.
from nmnohr :
Damn computer. It won't let me post a comment, so if by some chance it shows up, and shows up here, Sorry... So anyway, can you send me some of that luck? Or some money? or both? Hee hee, kidding, I'll just take the money. But seriously, that story about your son made me want to scream. I can't believe someone could be that cruel. It happened to Morgan once before in 2nd grade. She had asked her teacher to go to the bathroom, and she told her she had to wait. Well Morgan ended up having an accident right in the middle of class. Needless to say, I had some choice words for that freakin teacher. I was pissed. Atleast this time the teacher felt horrible, and came and found me in the office to make sure Morgan was ok. I'm pretty sure the other kids didn't notice......atleast I hope not, those little shits can be so damn cruel.
from kidzpinkcat :
Oh My Gawd!! You and my sister are like going thru the same crap, no joke! SHE"S working for her MA and raising a child she had at 21, working for a paycheck AND unsure of where she will go with her MA. She's getting hers in...uh I forget what it's called. Bug-ology. I told her she should go into forensics but she doesn't like the sound of that. She wants to go on to a big name university and teach. I have high hopes for her. I have high hopes for you too. She gets disscuraged often especially because she has to deal with such crazy in-laws, an alcoholoic man, and depression that just comes naturally to us both. I'm on meds, but she can't afford them, so she gets a rough deal sometimes. Keep going and keep you eye on the prize. Do this for you and don't feel like doing this for your life needs to be justified. Try to take on the guilt in little pieces at a time. Too much can kill.
from nmnohr :
I think that's why it's so frustrating. I have told him over and over again that nothing will harm him, our house is safe, the doors are locked, blah blah blah. I leave the light on for him, he sleeps with his elephant and cow. All his security items are there for him. Although I didn't think of the buzzer. Maybe I can try that. ALthough he hasn't fully admitted he's scared. He just says he doesn't like his room, and why does he have to have that room, why can't he have Morgan's room, and she have his. Blah blah blah..... The sleeping thing doesn't even annoy me that much. I don't mind snuggling with him. But it's more frustrating that he won't go play with his toys unless someone is with him. Even when I am just 4 steps away upstairs. I can see into the downstairs living room from the upstairs living room. He can practically hear me breathe from there! Ugh, anyway, thanks for the note, and for letting me vent all over your notes area!
from zencelt :
I don't understand why kids don't seem to mind the smell of their own poop. I mind it a lot. But they seem to think it smells like cocoa crispies or something...
from nmnohr :
Love this layout! And I agree about leaving kids in the car. Although, I live in a small town, and if I'm just running in to pay at the gas station, I have left my 9 and 5 year old in the car - but they can see me, and I can see them. Never would I leave them alone and go in a building where I couldn't see my kids. Never.
from radiogurl :
It's more legible. :) I'm sorry for abandoning ship last night - when I got home from my class I was literally in tears. There was no way I was going to be any good to anyone at that point.
from radiogurl :
Wait until I get home, I promise I'll help you. The font might be better darker instead of lighter. Let me try out a few from home, ok? For a color chart, too, you can try http://www.twisterjester.com/colorwheel.htm
from nmnohr :
It sounds like some ......actually MOST of the conversations I have with my drivers here at work. Which makes sense, because most of them are grown men with the mentality of a teenager.
from radiogurl :
Ah yes - the teenaged years. Also known as the Valium years.
from nmnohr :
Love the new look........it's beautiful!!!! The "previous" buttong didn't work for me though:o(
from radiogurl :
Ack about the conversational assault at Staples. I've met people like that. You just want to slap them upside of the head and tell them to stay out of your sight (and sound)
from radiogurl :
Beautiful background image - a little tough to read but still beautiful :)
from kidzpinkcat :
HA! Stick that finger up high, girlfriend! Some folks just don't realize how deserving they are when it comes to sticking it to them. Leave it to you to get the job done right. Here is a big "Atta Girl"!
from kidzpinkcat :
Alrighty, just forget the whole thing. EVERYBODY is having trouble with logging on, so just...nevermind! You may log onto my diary as you normaly would.
from kidzpinkcat :
herstory, your # is 03. Sorry about that!
from kidzpinkcat :
Thank you for the e-mail address. Everything is fine except Mark is able to read my diary now because he has my on-line name and the know how to log on. So I have to protect my venting zone. He's already read one page (that I know of) and he was very offended and he even printed it out and he keeps it in his wallet. Why? I don't know. I just feel safer if my diary is locked for a while.
from zencelt :
"bleach wipes" - LOL! You are a woman after my own heart.
from impetuousme :
Hey, it's nice reading when you get all vulnerable, but I still hate the way it makes me feel. Like if you can feel so weak, than there is no hope for the rest of the world, meaning, especially, me. Sorry to hear about your professor having "That darn stuff" as my mil always says. Life is sometimes so chillingly real that even tears can't make it better. I'm so sorry. Please go get drunk or something. I can't take how empty your words today make me feel. --Sam
from kidzpinkcat :
I KNOW what you mean about the two year old fits, baby! I know! You should be so lucky that you had a night off. Of coarse I would read over the crap we should have gone over in class because I'm just nerdy that way. May I have your e-mail? I'm going to lock my diary for a while for very good reasons. If not just let me know.
from impetuousme :
if you only loved me more, I'd get ever so many more notes... hiya back chica, thanks for the note, and instead of laying around on the couch last night you should have called me, we could have went out and danced.. mmm? Sam
from arc-angel666 :
According to your quizz I shall live to be 88. I'm not terribly sure I want to live that long? I'm wondering what's on the other side :-)
from arc-angel666 :
In the phrase our people I meant Catholics, plus all my male relatives, including my Father were once members of the Knights of Columbus. But even as an Irish/Dane I did date a couple of Italian girls :-)
from kidzpinkcat :
I'm five months pregnant right now. I could find out right now if I wanted to spend my money on a simple 2D ultra sound, but I want the neat one and I am willing to wait. (You have to be 26 weeks to get the 3D one) I will be just that come Nov. 30th. I can hardly wait. I already have the crib, and I have the soft, light pink color of paint picked out for "her" room. All I need is the possitive results saying yes it's a girl. I'm silly, I know it. I can admit it.
from kidzpinkcat :
I will not know the sex until Nov. 30th. I plan to get the 3D ultra sound done because they are more accurate and less expensive than you think. I did it last time with my last little boy and looking at the screen to see the pictures as they came out was so neat. I took one look at the--uhm--genitals, and I knew right then without the lab tech lady pointing it out to me that it was a boy, An apparently well hung little boy PROUDLY displaying his family jewels for all to see. November 30th is when they say I will be eligable for the 3D ultrasound. So until then we must all wait and wonder. Sucks, I know.
from nmnohr :
Send.Soup.NOW!!!!!!!!!! My mom said she's making her chicken dumpling soup, so hopefully he'll eat some of that and feel better. I'd much rather be sick than have my kids be sick. I feel so awful for them.
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Honeybunny: I have always thought women have gotten the short end of the stick when it comes to recognition for Bravery under combat situations. In this current War(Iraq)alone American women have been awarded more citations for Valor than in any previous War. In the beginning they(the Brass)were concerned if women got what was coming to them (Medals for bravery) the public might throw a Hissy Fit for the Army exposing them to danger in combat. To Hell with that Bullshit, they are in combat, these women pull their weight and are important ot this War, they fight, they get wounded and killed. Over 130 Women have died in Irag in combat conditions, several more have been seriously wound, some suffering terrible Amputations. To my knowledge not a single woman has left her post, ran screaming from a fight, to the contrary. They have held their ground, returned fire with deadly accuracy and in more than a few instances saved the day. They have exposed themselves to enemy fire to come to the aid of a fallen soldier, driven their duce and a half trucks into enemy positions destroying their cover and in 3 different instances led men and charged the enemy's position. I know of several Silver Stars (3d highest award for bravery)awarded to women in Iraq, a mess of Bronze Stars for Valor and Multi Service Commendation Medals with a V for Valor. Sadly there has been way to many Purple Hearts awarded women. Women may look and smell good, on occasion may retreat from a Mouse or Rat, but try and hurt one of their own and they'll blow your freakin head off...ahhh ROGER THAT!
from captainron :
and of course the air conditioning dude... Hmm, At first I typed dud. That might be more accurate.
from kidzpinkcat :
AHHH, You always seem to shine a light on things and help me to see them differently. If their teen years are going to be like MY teen years, perhaps it's best if I kill them now while they are still cute and missable. hee-hee!
from arc-angel666 :
AHHH yes I too remember the first time I was able to write without the aid of pen or pencil:-) G you must remember our penises for the most part are our best friends, seriously unlike you guys they love us unconditionally, they are always there for us. You guys are always complaining that we're never touchy feely types, yet went we are constantly touching our best friend you complain again. Now lets face the facts, if you had a built in stick shift, wouldn't you be constantly shifting gears lol? :-) Congrats on your little guy's first attempt at writing by himself. Remember when first operating his penis, he's always going to wave his wand, its fascinating operating power tools for the first time lol.
from kidzpinkcat :
You are my hero! My God I love you! I swear I should have married you instead of the shit head I ended up with. You can bitch like nobody's bizz and I wish I had the guts to stand up like you do and say what I want to say every time. I always end up thinking about it later and wishing, "I should have said that." Can you teach me? How much will you charge? I want to be able to say, "I am bitch! Hear me ROAR!!"
from nmnohr :
Supposed to be 2 former survivor contestants coming back to be on this season or something weird.......I wonder who. I promise I won't spill any info on it!
from zencelt :
I SO feel for you in the hair department. A straightening iron straight from HELL won't keep my irratically wavy hair straight for one hour. I have a head full of cow licks.
from kidzpinkcat :
I doubt I need to say this to you, but I'll say it anyway: I feel your pain! REALLY. I do. Two year olds are the most fun of all age groups, don't you agree? My oldest two year old is about to be three in 15 days. One down, two more to go. Yeah me!
from lostinmylove :
I am pounding the war drums for you! I just hope he comes through tomorrow by some miracle! And... you made me feel so good saying that about my munchkins! I feel the same way... (but of course I do.. they are mine!) LOL It just really made my day.
from doommuffin :
Thanks. Even if the waters go soon, I am going to leave the state. I had been planning to, this just makes it easier, since I now have nothing to move, except for a bag of clothes...
from nmnohr :
My friend's 9 year old has a cell phone, and has since she was 7. But my friend is divorced, and life can be chaotic because of that, and who's picking her up when, etc. So she is only allowed to use it to call her mom or her dad, or her step dad. They go over the bill each month, and if she uses it for anything else, she's in deep doo doo.
from radiogurl :
No you don't pay $800 for a Celeron tower. You can get a complete setup - P4, 512 RAM, monitor, keyboard, the works - from Wally world for about $600 or so. If I were closer I'd BUILD you a computer *sigh*
from radiogurl :
If you're still awake and can handle a woman in the throes of insanity, email me. I need to talk to someone who understands what it's like to have a family you want to murder.
from radiogurl :
We are sisters. Only my whole family decided over the weekend to turn into our dad. I'm abdicating to become a childless orphan. Wanna join me?
from nmnohr :
But you ARE evil and devious........that's what I like most about you! I have an awesome wally world bathroom story......I wrote about it once..... I was hungover, and suddenly felt the urge to throw up while checking out at wally world, so I bolted to the bathroom, hurled in the toilet, and flushed. I looked over, and noticed an awfully large pair of feet in the stall next to me. Looked at my feet, admired my beautiful red toenails, and exited the stall. Only to realize that there were urinals in this bathroom.....ummm......ummmm.........yeah. I was in the mens room. Poor bastard next to me must have thought I was some cross dresser, since I was in the stall, and had my feet facing the toilet like I was standing up to pee. Too damn funny.
from radiogurl :
Bleh - oh the joys of the Wally World loos. The one here isn't so bad - the one where I used to live was so-so - the ones in the Phoenix area tend to be awful. But still better than the best of the convenience-store or gas-station variety.
from nmnohr :
Only problem is, that if I give him the poopy powder, I'LL BE THE ONE TAKING CARE OF HIS SICK ASS ALL NIGHT!
from nmnohr :
Thank God I don't have to deal with Highschool for another 5 years!!!!!!!
from nmnohr :
I say go to Dangerhouse, and jump on his bed and sing "It's a small world" over and over just to annoy him. Yeah, that's what he gets for never writing.
from radiogurl :
Ugh. I remember the days. Glad mine are all old enough to live on their own, lol
from radiogurl :
Oh yes... the wonderful, mythical first day of high school Joy, felicitations, and all that jazz. I always prefer to look at it as one year closer to kicking the child out at the ripe old age of 18, but I digress *g*
from arc-angel666 :
OMG! It so untrue! Oh and I read the I drove the cart thingy! I have chased you so much my tennis shoes have holes in them. And when you were driving the Cart who was it that pulled you into the back of it? ME! And who said what are you going to do with that thing? Then jumped out of the Cart? YOU! Heck I even had this great sex dream with You. We were making love I had just finished a tender sweet kiss with you when you ask are you done? If so go mow the front yard! NO NO NO! Darling its you that doesn't Love me :-)
from radiogurl :
There's a way to skip the master/slave dilemma. Just open up "my computer" and drag whatever files you want to write to disk onto the CD RW drive emblem. Windows will pop up a window saying "You've got stuff here that wants to be written." It's pretty straightforward that way. Though I should've had you change the writer to the Master and the other to Slave setting. I'm sorry, I was once again the witless wonder.
from radiogurl :
Ooooh SIGNED blackmail material! You're inspired!!! ;)
from nmnohr :
Pleeeeeeeeeeeease can I see pictures???? Please please please??? Your day sounds frightning and fun all at the same time!
from radiogurl :
*Hugs* You're always welcome, you know that :) I'm glad the burner's working. Too bad it can't be converted into a flame-thrower for use on the DSL idiocy, but I guess we can't have everything. Did they at least agree to credit you for the time that they couldn't pull their heads out of their collective asses?
from kidzpinkcat :
Ha! Ha! HA!!! I am not just liking the dog fence thingy, I am LOVING it! Anytime they step out of the designated perimeter--ZAP! Ha! Oh my gosh, I wonder if that's cansidered child abuse. I mean, we use it on animals, right? It keeps them safe from harm, right? To me that's child PRO-TEC-TION! {snicker} I am doing really good today as far as puking and all. I think I ate the entire contents of the fridge though. (jk) HOPEfully, this morning sickness that lasts all day thing has about run it's course. TTFN!
from radiogurl :
I've seen all of that and more. I saw a 15-year-old boy who was sleeping on the streets. His mom was getting child support from his father but she refused to even give her son a couple of bucks to get something to eat. I assume most of the money went into her veins or her nose, but at least one time it went to pay for her and her boyfriend to go to the fair. I took in her son; he lived with me for about three years. The kid's dad thanked me profusely. His hands were tied; he couldn't collect his kids without being arrested for custodial interference, even in this mess. The mom didn't mess with me because she knew I wouldn't have just had her thrown in jail; I'd have let the inmates know what she was and she'd have been murdered her first night behind bars.
from kidzpinkcat :
You KNOW that I know what you're going thru! All I can say is I feel your pain. It's a shame we can't duckt tape them to their stollers. I think there has to be a law that says that's a no-no or something. It's not fair!
from radiogurl :
I used to have one of those children, too. 00 pulled the screaming-in-the-middle-of-the-grocery- store, flinging-herself-on-the-floor-and-throwing-a-holy-fit thing until she started kindergarten. I tried absolutely everything to break her of it. What finally worked was when she pulled that crap I totally ignored her and kept shopping, left her in the aisle shrieking. A few minutes later she realized, "Oh SHIT! Mom's GONE!" She picked her but up and found me in a hurry. She might not have been happy but it stopped the shrieking fits!
from bunny828 :
SAHM = Stay at home Mom
from bunny828 :
I was peeking around at one of your friend's and she uses %%page_name%% in the haloscan stuff and it seems to work fine. Then you don't have to worry about the punctuation. Ok, I'll stop with the tip-of-day stuff.
from zencelt :
Great stuff you left on my notes. Maybe I just need a body that seems like a party with an interest to play off of. I'll bring Sully. He's scary and knows stuff.
from bunny828 :
In case you didn't know.. Haloscan doesn't like ",? and won't work right if you use them in your entry title. My youngest was a lot like your youngest. I'm glad she's older now.
from radiogurl :
Oh man... I assume someone died for interrupting your sleep, even though I know you said earlier that you were taking the day off from murder and mayhem...
from radiogurl :
Okay now it's official. We ARE sisters - or at least half-sisters. Because we *obviously* have the same father.
from radiogurl :
What? You turned down a lucrative job teaching at prison, to Big Bertha and the Butts??? Man... what WERE you thinking, anyway, LOL?
from nmnohr :
See what you could have if you would just cave, and get a minivan????
from bluemeany :
Here's the thing with me and being online: I can't use my work computer for chatting, because chat programs are filtered out. I CAN use the computers at the Internet center for it, but not till I get done with work -- 8ish a.m. here, which is about midnight, east coast time. Usually I'm ready to go to sleep by then, so I don't get on Yahoo too much, which is why I never got an account for my first 7 months here. Also, neither Husband nor many of my friends have a computer, so it doesn't make communication with him easier, thus I never really saw a reason for me to have a screen name till recently. Whew, that was a lot of words!
from radiogurl :
I'm really, REALLY trying not to laugh and point and say, "Nyah nyah, my kids are all past that and yours aren't!"
from zencelt :
I love your assessment of modern football!
from nmnohr :
I've decided that I want to move to jersey and become your new best friend, because you always keep me entertained. I'd even let you borrow my mini van........hahahahaha!
from radiogurl :
Oh fun. I love moms like that. NOT!
from nmnohr :
I'm so absolutely NOT ready for the teen years. And you just confirmed that for me :o)
from radiogurl :
Hang in there. Your ultimate revenge will be watching your children discover, much to their horror, that your grandchildren are as bad or worse. And you get to spoil the grandbabies, making them even better at driving their parents crazy. God is good. *G*
from radiogurl :
*Sigh* I hear you about the dad issue. Our dads are clones of one another in terms of personality. You have my sympathy - and my shotgun if you need it.
from radiogurl :
You know, you remind me of why I'm glad my kids are all over 18, lol. You have my respect, my sympathy and if you need it - my bottle of vodka to get you through without killing aforementioned kids.
from nmnohr :
Even when Morgan is old enough, I'm going to have a hard time leaving her alone......especially hard time leaving her to be responsible for her brother. My heart is racing at the thought already!!
from wishtup :
omg@T! too funny, am actually hurting here from laughing so hard... hehehe
from radiogurl :
Bwahahahaha... You gotta love kids - and take them places when they're that age so they can say all the things you're thinking but too polite to say ;)
from nicim :
my goddess you are funny. reminded me of a cat we had when Michelle was young. Long-haired so you can imagine the results on the floor in the summer. And she would ALWAYS pick it up and bring it to me "here Momma" AACK! XXOO
from nmnohr :
Don't you think those resourceful boyscouts would have learned from the previous lightning deaths? I mean HELLO........ get out of the freaking storm. Too sad.
from poolagirl :
EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW! Ah-Nold!
from impetuousme :
never trust ANY shrinks. good call. and just where in the hell are we supposed to GO to "pin your map?"
from poolagirl :
HUNTS tomato sauce? No! You've GOT to be kidding! Somehow I think you're not kidding.
from poolagirl :
They haven't left yet? Cripes! I really need to drink my coffee BEFORE reading diary entries!
from radiogurl :
Ah, the joys of camping. Thanks for reminding me, lol. My boys were among the 'bugs in the drawers' set and expected me to wash everything. Instead, we had an instructional demonstration on the use of the washing machine, lol.
from poolagirl :
Nothing quite like a tour of deflated balloons. It's right up there on my list too. Glad you are collecting your kids and that all they need is a good scrubbing.
from radiogurl :
Oh man... What precious memories... I would be counting the days until the little snots turned 18, then get even ;)
from poolagirl :
More riotous moments again! Your description of those little greaser dudes was priceless!
from nicim :
god I love you. the one thing about dirtbag exe's is that they give us good material!!! *MMMWWWWAAA*
from poolagirl :
Thanks for the nice shout, lady! I'll take 'em wherever I can get 'em - even if it IS about pee that gels in a tube! You are a riot!
from poolagirl :
You just got pinned!
from poolagirl :
Man! That is some story!
from poolagirl :
Once again, you make me smile. Even when your life is turned catty-wumpus.
from kidzpinkcat :
Alrighty, let's see...son #1 is going to be three in September. Son #2 is going to be two in November, and baby #3 is due sometime in March. (I think) I will find out on Thursday how far along I am.
from zencelt :
That baby pic was the funniest thing I've seen in a long, long time! I love MR. Bean...
from radiogurl :
No, you see, you're looking at it all wrong. It's not that they're taller than you. They're tall enough to reach and fetch the things you CAN'T. It's all relative to the slavery thing. ;)
from thecrankyone :
Warren just got taller than me this year (not by much, but enough to notice). Its very disconcerting to look up at somebody you gave birth to.
from nicim :
Lock teenager in room. Hide key. Mix generous shots from four front bar bottles together. Add shot of coke and lemon. Take "tea" to easy chair, under air conditioner, and drink liberally while perusing favorite book and listening to soothing music. Accept sympathies from all. *xxoo*
from radiogurl :
Oh yeah - did the ADD *and* the ADHD thing in my family. My brother was ADHD worse than anybody I've ever seen. They put him on ritalin in 2nd grade and while I won't say he became human, he at least stopped being *dangerous*
from radiogurl :
Actually I owe Dangerspouse an email. I am bad... I've owed him for nearly two weeks now, lol.
from radiogurl :
Hehehe - I want in on the ass-kicking activities. The idiot brigade is long overdue. And I think it is poetic justice if WOMEN kick their ass, given their ass-ti-tude toward women!
from nmnohr :
Watch it girlie.............I DRIVE A MINI-VAN!!!!! I also swore I never would, but am now addicted. My kids can sit much further away from me in the minivan. If they sit way in the back, it's like they aren't even there. Bet you never thought of that one, now did ya?! Anyway, chat with you in a week!
from bluemeany :
Awww, you linked me, you really linked me! You are so cool. I'll pass the ass-kicking message on to my infantry buddies; they're the ones who can REALLY deliver it!
from zencelt :
Knocked me right off my chair...
from nmnohr :
I thought of you yesterday as I was driving home from work. I was waiting at a stop light, and in front of me was a mini van with NJ plates (that's where you live right??) So I thought about asking the nice man to let me hitch a ride so I could come visit, but then as I got closer, I noticed he was kind of creepy looking, so I changed my mind. Besides, that's too far to drive. I'd rather buy a plane ticket
from zencelt :
Yeah, the one I always do then don't remember, is walk up to the biggest, ugliest, WWF looking man in the bar, point to him and say, "Want to have it." Luckily, Sixweasels or Sully is usually at my heels to clear things up. One of these days I'll end up in Vegas married to a man who resembles Shrek.
from radiogurl :
Petty cash, huh? Good thing he didn't say that to me. I'd have had some choice words in my reply, lol.
from nicim :
if you should decide to come to DC, please call and we can have lunch and tell tall tales!
from radiogurl :
I saw about Scotty's death - Jame Doohan. So sad. However, I thought your souvenir of Florida was perfectly appropriate. And while 118º sans humidity fells about comparable to 102º WITH humidity, your life is actually more endangered from the former, because it's all about becoming dehydrated...
from hissandtell :
Yes - I've actually been to Ketchum, Idaho! I spent an extremely brief phase as a chalet girl in Sun Valley, before realising I wasn't exactly Sonja Henie... And I heard from the delectable old dongerspouse yesterday, too. I agree you ought to rescue him first, but then you should consider threatening him severely (and hurting him, if need be) to force his return to us. Love, R xxx
from nmnohr :
Ooh ooh ooh.........if you do that, can you give me enough notice so I can come and watch....and take pictures......and cheer you on???
from nmnohr :
I just got an email from dangerspouse........he's alive.....sick of writing. I suppose it must be a burden to be so entertaining, and have to do it on a daily basis. Glad I don't have that problem!
from hissandtell :
That bullet casing you found - it was one of Hemingway's, I bet you. Did it look like it had been slumming around Paris in the 20s, fishing for marlin, running with the bulls and drinking far too much for any one man? Love, R xxx
from bluemeany :
Thanks for adding me -- your comment was inspirational; now I shall go engage in some ass-kicking. Let us continue to rock!
from nmnohr :
That dutch kid is soooooooooooo guilty. He and his crooked father. They'll never find that girl. There are too many remote places they could have hidden her. Too sad.
from poolagirl :
Ummmmmm....nice pony?
from arc-angel666 :
I ain't no Porn star, naughty maybe, Porn star no. So While you were in the Keys we were stuck at the Northern end of Dennis on our little island, None of our cell phones worked and some of the land lines were down. As far as stiffing you, sweetie you shouldn't use phrases like that someone might get the wrong Idea :-). So how was the trip? And what's with the Nazi dude?
from iambucket :
OMG I damn near pissed on myself reading your Nazizoning Guy entry!! Especially the possible responses you could have given regarding if you still had a dog....I liked the 20 cats version the best. Oh, and I am very happy to hear that your dog sleeps on the couch and potties outside....thanks for making that very clear, lol!
from radiogurl :
Oww... Gall bladders suck. Too bad you couldn't do the Star Trek transporter thing and trade the gall bladder to yon NaziDude.
from nmnohr :
5 kids? Is she crazy? That was a rhetorical question I guess, since it's obvious what the answer is! I would die with 5 kids. I love both my kids, but 5 would just drive me over the edge. I can't keep up with the laundry now......I'd be burried alive in a sea of dirty clothes if I added 3 more kids.
from nmnohr :
God you crack me up. How can you possibly be so witty and funny? Not fair I say.NOT FAIR! And how can I be so out of the loop that I didn't know Brit-whore is having twins? God I need to get back in the groove or something!
from impetuousme :
what, you were gone? heh, just kiddin', of COURSE I missed you. I've been over here weeping at your absence all day long every day. happy? also, so, when are you coming to see me?
from wishtup :
~big hugs~ glad you made it back intact, although I'm not so sure if your psyche can say the same... want me to come over and slap you in person if you ever consider spending a week with your parents again? poor thing...
from kidzpinkcat :
EVERYONE of them! Only thing is, they all know how bad I want one too. We NEED another girl in this house to whip these dumb, smelly guys into shape. (Especially the Daddy one) He told me last night that he was sorry for getting me pregnant again because he hates to see me so sick. (vomiting) It was the most heart felt thing he's ever said. Ahhhh! The big dumb guy was being nice!
from hissandtell :
I'm lovin' your vacation updates! You know, I wish some poultry-fancying pirate had had the foresight to release a whole lot of feral chickens into Oz. THAT would make my daily walks through the bush so very interesting - not to mention trying to sleep through the incessant cock-crowing, I imagine. And no chickens at Hemingway's house? Oh, he shot them all, I expect. Love, R xxx
from radiogurl :
OMG the vacation from hell. You're right, LOL. I am glad we talked via phone so I knew you didn't get washed away in the hurricane, but man... you made up for it the next day by way of hurricane dad, from the sounds of it! Glad you're home. :)
from nicim :
you are due an Emmy, an Oscar, a Golden Globe, and all the cash and little pretty prize bags that go with them for putting up with the parent from hell. I'm sending you every hug I have....*XXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOO*
from kidzpinkcat :
I hurt for you. I REALLY, REALLY DO! That is the WORST vacation story I have ever heard of in my life, and my sister has one up there as REALLY BAD. Just a tip that I can give you, but it's a little late now, but when staying at a hotel (ie: Holiday Inn or Holiday Inn Express) they provide baby beds WITH blankets and pillows. Everything. Maybe next time you won't have to drag a portable baby bed with you. By the way. Was your father a military man? He sounds like he has volitle drill sergent blood coursing through his veins. I come from a family of military men. (husband included) It's always "hurry up and wait" with them. A little A.R. too. That crap bugs me to no end. Glad you made it home ALIVE. Are the kids going to need therapy now?
from arc-angel666 :
Your coming down here? Cool! Do you want to go surfing? Seriously where are you going to be? Maybe we could meet for lunch? You can even bring the Hubster for protection lol.
from hissandtell :
Yep, hold tight to whatever's going, darling, and keep out of trouble. Love, R xxx
from radiogurl :
Don't get washed/blown away. From what Michael said, it's awful nasty out in that thar hurricane...
from nmnohr :
Good luck with your vacation!!!!
from radiogurl :
Darn - it figures. But think of it this way: your vacation might have been to London...
from nicim :
hurray hurray - she's back!
from poolagirl :
Nice layout (unfortunately all to the right). Your writing is so rich I can almost taste your words!
from nmnohr :
I love the layout, but I have no clue why your entry is way over to the right. Hmmmmmm.......unfortunately, I'm kind of a HTML idiot.
from nmnohr :
Good God........you deserve a vacation after that. I was exhausted just reading about it.
from impetuousme :
yes, i think i can, and thanks..
from radiogurl :
Hehehe - is that a cry for help? ;) Let me know, you know my phone number and IM. :-p
from hissandtell :
You know, if a kid grabbed ME by the tail while I was mating - even accidentally - they'd have to use picks and shovels to surgically remove him from the wall. (And I think you'll be fine if you wear a laminated photograph of Richard Dreyfuss around your neck while you go swimming, BTW. Robert Shaw: not so much.) Love, R xxx
from impetuousme :
well hey, so WHEN the hell are you going? seems like you've been aluding to it for several years now. Also, new layout, and i saw no mention of it?? what's up with that? it DOES load faster, which is GOOD. Also, thanks for the laughs re: the MIC network. I think YOU should submit the proposal to the tv gods, no? have a good one, and don't let the sharks eat ya. Sam
from radiogurl :
Wooohooo! You are in your element today, m'dear! I think that's a list I'll swipe and use, myself. ;)
from radiogurl :
*Shudders* Now you had to go and generate that especially nauseating picture, didn't you? I once went into an outlet store and was looking through lingerie... and ran across a size 28 thong. If that's not the stuff of nightmares, I don't know what is.
from arc-angel666 :
Hey Cutie! Long time no lusting after you he he he. I got a new laptop and a new Dell at home, which means I can get into everyones diary again. I have some catching up to do with you Honeybunny. Out of curiosity where did you take your kids swimming? That pool, was it in Black hole of Calcutta or Kabul? Damn that sounds scary. Yeah Chicks with Dic's is never any fun and it had a profound effect on me. FOR ABOUT 6 MONTHS I STARED AT THE GROIN AREA OF EVERY WOMAN I WAS ATTRACTED TO, you know just to be safe! Now that wasn't particular appealing to the women during that period of time, I was pretty much celibate for 6 months lol. Why Honeybunny a Blue Meany is our very own Emily Joy Stationed in Iraq with the 3rd ID (Infantry Division). You'd like her she too speaks her mind and how! lol. How are you Sweetheart?
from hissandtell :
Um, that would be, "HOW" brave... x
from hissandtell :
Hi - I'm visiting because of a note you left at radiogurl's. I'm enjoying reading about your Canadian adventures as we speak - gracious, now brave are you to pull on a bus trip like that with 43 students? I look forward to coming back soon and reading more. Love, R xxx
from radiogurl :
Thank you for that heartwarming look at summer fun in kidtown USA, lol. Hopefully the rest of your day went better. ;)
from radiogurl :
Awww man... it's the male conspiracy, guys sticking together to be assholes, then pretending to make good on it only instead screwing us females over all over again :(
from radiogurl :
GORGEOUS photos - and I'll see you your annoying kids and raise you a pain in the ass loser ex-date asking on IM for a blow job. Checkmate.
from radiogurl :
Wow - now I get why foreign nations think American's are the pits. They sic their teenagers on us and initiate nuclear meltdown!
from nicim :
someday remind me to tell the story of driving cross country from East Coast to LA in three days in a 37 foot moving truck then having the border patrol suggest I can't take in the potted plants I'd packed, babied, and watered through the sleepless days and freezing nights. I feel your pain!
from poolagirl :
YOW! What a trip! Used to happen to me all the time when I crossed into Canada. I must look like Jimmy Hoffa. You must too, huh?
from iambucket :
HEy!! Thanks for putting some more of MY wants on YOUR list!! Tell ya what...let's help each other do that stuff...and as we're traveling the states and get up to MN, I'll teach YOU how to ice skate!!
from radiogurl :
Wooohooo for the trip to Canada! I wanna go *sniff* Just take lots of pictures and tell us allllll about it, so I can live vicariously through you, lol.
from wishtup :
from http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html ... "All content on landoverbaptist.org is protected by federal copyright laws. The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody." cool site, thanks!
from iambucket :
Yikes to the idiots calling the dog authorities on ya. And no, I won't be be moving' to Jersey anytime soon....thanks for the warning!
from thecrankyone :
You may have already figured it out, but this is actually a spoof site, done by a couple of ex Babtist kids who were less than thrilled by their Church. I've visited it before. Basically it makes fun of all the Uber Conservative Fundamentalists. IT's actually quite funny if you are as disturbed as I am. Check some of the pages to see how bad they make fun of them. Somewhere on it, I believe there is a disclaimer also, but I've never been able to stay on it long enough to find it. (this is the same site that once had a page dedicated to the evil of sporks, written like it was serious)..LOL
from nmnohr :
I hate heights, and there's no way you'd get me on some 150' bridge. NO WAY. I value things like.......oh.........LIFE.....way too much. Good luck on your trip, I hope you have a great time!~
from catinasnit :
Vernaculars? Boy, am I glad you provided a definition. I'd have been wondering about it all day. BUT I have to question your sanity -- a bus load of kids? Been there and have the T-shirt trophies to prove it. Someday I hope to go to Canada. My husband and I will just have to settle for Colorado this year -- we're leaving on Sunday. You have fun.
from radiogurl :
Awww - you don't mind if I'm jealous, do you? I really *want* to visit Canada. However, I don't want to do any formal tour, just want to go see some friends who live there. I hope you have a great trip!
from caralynne :
um..isnt it kinda late for maple syrup? i mean..GOOD maple syrup? (wonders) have a great vacation anyways.
from iambucket :
You must not have heard about the secret bathing suit world of promise and purpose?? B-suits are not what you think they are. They take an oath after being made that they will shrink themselves after going into the drawer for the season. Their promise and mission....to drive us NUTS! So...you just have to get a new one every year then ya don't have a ting to worry about! (I think Canadians know about this secret underworld already)
from radiogurl :
Never mention that to a Canadian. They'll come unglued, even though most acknowledge that they have a lot in common with the US. Fortunately for them, they actually exceed us in common sense. If you doubt me, let's compare politicians...
from iambucket :
Ok, well if it means anything, I haven't personally smelled any mold in your stories, so keep writing lady! And hey...did ya know that bulls actually don't have hairy balls???
from nmnohr :
A researcher.........how cool is that? You can go around telling people you're a researcher. That sound so sophisticated :o)
from impetuousme :
uh, yeah, northern virginia, like 20 minutes from d.c. why?
from radiogurl :
Meh, you have at your disposal the most powerful energy source on earth. Now if you could just figure out how to tap into that resource and make the little guy pay his own way with it...
from radiogurl :
I think that there actually IS a way to kill the funky old book smell. Something about a microwave, it kills the mold. I'd suggest talking to the library and asking them, they'll know the appropriate way to handle it.
from feartheknown :
That was really nice....sometimes my parents can't go to things and I have and I know they love me but when I'm left out of all the parent-child celebration for one thing or another I fell sad and lonely. Not the same I know but...I can relate maybe in a way.. My dad is MORE than happy to share anything about I either want to know or he think I need to know. Some things I really don't!! *face turns red and covers ears* Lalala..I'm not hearing this from my dad....lol I was wondering..if you don't mind could you tell me how you made so many friends? It would nice to be able to know someone is there to read mindless dribble!
from iambucket :
A beautifully poignant entry...very much indeed. Thanks for sharing that!
from radiogurl :
Awww what a sweet story. I'm glad you brought it up. It is that sort of bittersweet thing that makes me miss my mother.
from nmnohr :
Ok first........how in the hell did I go so long without commenting in your diary? Am I a bitch or what? Second.....that was THE COOLEST ENTRY. Now you have me thinking about my mom, and what she used to send me at college. I think I'll call my mom now, and tell her I'm sorry for being short with her earlier. Great entry!
from impetuousme :
wow you MUST be tired. that was truly moving. and not one bit of sarcasm. way to go YOU.
from radiogurl :
*Hugs* Well it's a good thing they like you - hopefully they'll have an opening soon and you'll be a shoo-in!
from catinasnit :
I'm one of those people who truly APPRECIATE custodians -- good custodians. I'm one of those people who ALWAYS takes the time to lay toilet paper over those nasty public toilets where junior is allowed to pee anywhere he pleases and sissy would rather drip dry on the seat than bother wiping. Public bathrooms... now there's a smell you can talk about.
from iambucket :
Great rendition on the jobs...I have to say I agree with you on all of them. But hey! throw that resume in, one never knows!! And yes, you will have to back track on the Portland move..where oh where HAS my storygal been????
from radiogurl :
Ack - I wouldn't like those jobs, but if that's what I needed to do to pay the bills, I'd do it and manage. I'm nothing if not a pragmatist.
from thecrankyone :
My son will be starting middle school next year. I so wish I could keep him in elementary a few more years, and away from the junior hootchie mama's in training. I know some of the boys have just as bad or worse attitudes, but that's the scary age where they transition from kids to full blown teenagers.. I'm so not ready..
from radiogurl :
I learned sex ed in school. I had no clue until maybe five or six years ago that my sister didn't have the same privilege. (She's 8 years YOUNGER than I am.) I wish I'd known and I'd have taught her myself. I will say I've never regretted teaching my children the facts of life very young. My girls each had a child when she wasn't married - BUT they each have only ONE child. My oldest daughter said she felt awful until she found out how many of her classmates had two, three, even FOUR kids by the time they were 20. I took my girls to buy condoms when they were teenagers - and they paid attention.
from poolagirl :
GAAAAAAAAAAAAA! The dance stories got even better! Wise choice to leave the sewing to the girls - and the taping, etc. Holy cripes, Batman!
from poolagirl :
OMG! Your entry about the school dance was amazing! I concur every step of the way! I work with 8th graders on our science program, and many of them dress that way for regular school! I have no idea what parents are thinking. When the kids come on the ship for an overnight, the rules are different. NO tight clothing. NO makeup. NO cell phones. NO jewelry (even earrings must go). NO talking about blowjobs! GAAAAAA! They did a recent survey (the famous THEY), and it was concluded that kids do not see oral sex as real sex. If it doesn't involve genital to genital, it doesn't COUNT. GAAAAAAAAAA! I guess we can thank Bill Clinton for that.
from radiogurl :
Do the college teaching thing. Really. You'll get your doctorate sooner if you are already there, anyway, and you'll have a job. Part time, you say? That will last only until you hit the point you don't have TIME to work full time, then all of a sudden you'll be in demand and working overtime. Trust me, I know whereof I speak.
from lostinmylove :
Oh. my. God. I hate it when "vacations" become so stressful you finish them needing a vacation FROM the "vacation." Maybe since you don't want to ruin "their" vacation - you can tell them to take the kids for a few nights, and grab a room somewhere else for the night? (maybe guilt them into paying for it?) I am trying to help here... ♥ !
from poolagirl :
Congratulations! What book did you win?
from radiogurl :
I'll just smilei and nod and pretend to have a clue, k? ;)
from radiogurl :
Bwahahaha... The screaming gene, huh? I never realized before that we are related ;)
from freakymandy :
geez,i dont know you are like me when you were in school.
from thecrankyone :
She may think it is innocent, but in this day and age, she could be opening up a can of worms she will never be able to close. Even if she doesn't do anything, all it takes is one student insinuating something and she could be in big trouble. Why would a person that age be interested in getting close to high school kids anyway, or is she having a mid-life crisis of some sort?
from radiogurl :
Oh man. They gave him deodorant but obviously didn't explain any of the basics, LOL! You have my sympathy and my wishes for a ton of air freshener *g*
from kidzpinkcat :
Oh My Gosh! The deoderant story is so funny and so TRUE!! My God boys stink and what's sad is that even as men, they STILL stink. My husbands feet are up there on the list of top air pollutants. He is not allowed in the house with smelly feet and neither are his shoes. His pits aren't all that amazing either.
from kidzpinkcat :
Cabinet Beetles??? What are cabinet beetles?? Sounds pretty scary. Maybe I can add it to my phobia list. Roaches are bad-real bad- but killing them doesn't create 5 million more. How can that be?
from radiogurl :
Hopefully the baby's new words are connected to his new love for diving, so you at least get a tenth-of-a-second warning before he flies, lol. And as for the title - it's good but I always wanted to be a stay-at-home mommy. If it was truly the title that was what you needed, then you really should do the museum thing. Not only does the title come with, but frankly (and sadly imho) it's a title with more respect than "teacher."
from arc-angel666 :
Title? How about Babe? Or hot Babe? :-) So the baby is in training to become an Airborne Ranger....remember it starts by jumping off the Couch, then out of trees and finally moving cars, that's how I got started. I keep having these steamy dreams, me and a Hot teacher Babe...what do you think that means cutie? Now put down the darning Needle and take the other one out of that voodoo doll that looks a lot like me lol.
from poolagirl :
Pooh on D-Land for blowing up your entry! Your encapsulated version was pretty darn good though!
from radiogurl :
Hey, no fair! This was MY week to have multiple breakdowns!!!
from nmnohr :
Happy Memorial Day!
from impetuousme :
ya know, i get what you're saying about your neighbors moving, but I gotta tell ya, i have NO idea what the hell you are talking about lately. ??? hello? what is going ON with you? are you finally, truly losing it, or what? a little help here? Sam
from radiogurl :
"And, no, I'm NOT moving... not until someone cleans up my basement... AND garage." You say that now. Wait until you have pierced Exhibitionist Barbie and Ken move in next to you .
from feartheknown :
Hi, I'm new here so just yell at me if you want me to go away k? Butt finger-raping and "turn your head and cough" make me so glad I'm a girl! I evens out somethings but nothing will ever even the wrath of the almighty period...
from lostinmylove :
Oh no! I think I would have made him sit in there and "help" after the cat food comment! At least for a little bit! :) So, your little guy is healing ok? Not sore or anything? Take care! ♥
from radiogurl :
You frighten me, lol. And remind me, I need to fix the coding on your DL template, I changed ISP so the images are saved to another location now.
from nmnohr :
Happy belated birthday to your baby!
from radiogurl :
Dayummmm... No complaints? From EITHER of us? What's the world coming to???
from radiogurl :
Hehehe - maybe you're singing because the kid's decided to blow off the loser coach ;)
from radiogurl :
Ugh... how does your son feel about not playing any more? I personally think he's vastly better off, but I don't have the perspective of a teenaged boy, either. The preferable resolution would be for the miserable excuse for a coach to get a brain transplant (and this time get one BEFORE it's been dead and rotting for several years.) But since apparently that isn't yet possible, guess your option will have to do.
from radiogurl :
*Hugs* I'm so sorry. You're right, that DOES suck, in a big way :( I hope their toes rot off.
from radiogurl :
So your baby survived the surgery and you survived it. Did the rest of your family survive after the surgery or have you put them out of their misery by now? ;)
from radiogurl :
Awww - hopefully by now #3 son is recovering (and so are you) and you're back to dealing with normal stuff like bodily excretions and baseballs with ground-in dirt. *Hugs*
from arc-angel666 :
Yay for number 3 Son, his boys are in tact! Trust me he'll love you for this someday lol. As far as going to Dad, don't worry its a baby boy and Dad thing. At that age we think Dad can kill King Kong, and can handle all things bad. Dad's the warrior for now, give him a few years until he figures out how the real world works at home and you will rule from then on in lol. Remember boys love their Mothers forever, so anyway what about that bed of Roses? Just kidding don't hit me again!
from impetuousme :
NO there's not a Lima, China. Sigh. Anyway, sending good luck and wishes for your boy. Breathe in-breathe out. K? Hugs, Sam
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Sweetheart: Sorry I've been working like crazy. Okay as for as flowers go for Mothers day, as I recall I have offered a bed of Roses numerous times, and you refuse everytime lol. Now on to the business at hand. First your photo is about the scariest thing I have ever seen (well for us guys anyways). That gentleman doesn't have a hydrocele (accumulation of fluid in the scrotum) he's got Elephantiasis, a type of leprosey and in his particular case his scrotum was enlarged because of Fillarial Worms that obstructed the Lymphhatics...the dudes got some balls! Seriously the Operation No 3 Son is about to have is relatively minor and turns out perfectly 99.9% of the time, the other .01% usually means they'll do it over again. There is something to be greatful for....imagine this happening at 15 or 25? You know how us men are about our Weiners and the Boys! The mere thought of Rocky or the Boys getting hurt causes me to get cold sweats :-)! I was going to say I'd pray for him but he'll be fine, I think I'll pray for you instead, from the sound of it you need it worse :-)
from lostinmylove :
I just wanted to wish you well tomorrow. I only recently started reading,I hope you don't mind. My little guy is going to have to have the same surgery once we get home and have insurance again. I am already a ball of nerves over it. Good luck and I will be thinking about you! ♥
from kidzpinkcat :
I just have to tell ya that I KNOW what you are going thru with the whole surgury thing. Trust me when I tell you that it will all be over quickly. Mainly because you will be tired and hungry, and when you're tired and hungry..time flies 'cause you're in a daze. My baby lost his finger almost one year ago and had to have reconstructive surgery on it so the nail could be clipped easily. There is nothing more horrifing like picking up your baby's finger off the floor. Anyhow, good luck to you and son #3. I'm sure all will fine! P.S. Catinasnit has posted an entry. <shocker!!!>
from wishtup :
ever watch the South Park ep with Cartman talking with his mom? Cartman: "Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!" Ms. Cartman: "Well, then I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight."
from poolagirl :
How funny! In fact, just this evening, niceguymike left me a comment and told me that "cake toppers" in Texas are also called dildoes. Go figure. It's a dildo kind of night, and I'm only reading diaries!
from dragonsnaps :
Everything will work out. I have to keep repeating that to myself these days...or I virtually lose all hope.
from poolagirl :
I once left some syrup of ipecac (long story) out on the railing of my deck. Some hornet came over and ate it - got VERY intoxicated (or perhaps puked up) and fell off the deck into the grass. An hour or so later, they flew away and never returned. You might want to try that.
from impetuousme :
no, it was because they found out about some of my past indescretions and decided that what we'd written on the appliation constituted a lie, so they kicked us out.
from nmnohr :
First......Happy Belated Mothers Day. Second......I'm SO GOING TO KOHLS to get a purse like you described. Third.......I'm off to play catch up in dland........from what I gather, you got a job?! WOOO HOOOOOOO good for you!!!!
from nmnohr :
First......Happy Belated Mothers Day. Second......I'm SO GOING TO KOHLS to get a purse like you described. Third.......I'm off to play catch up in dland........from what I gather, you got a job?! WOOO HOOOOOOO good for you!!!!
from impetuousme :
we're moving becasue we got EVICTED!!! come on, keep up lady... ! so, is your house like SO clean now? heh.
from dragonsnaps :
It was SOOOOOO hard! I literally couldn't coherently speak for twenty minutes afterward. And then I had to sprint out to our softball game (glad it was a home game) and play...but I REALLY couldn't focus. Joy, I get to to the whole thing over again Monday when I take the AP Bio test. In the morning :(. Eeeee :P
from impetuousme :
thanks for the post, for the compliment and for not forgetting me. i've not forgotten me either. but i guess that goes without saying. and i assume you have some stat tracker thing so you must know i still read YOURS religiously. so, thanks for posting, and i hope that when that fucker at the interview calls that fucker at your former job, that they both implode together. fucking retards. you should maybe think about just ending your "interviews" with a nice swift kick to the balls. Oh wait, that would mean of course, that these bastards have any. Sigh. Same deal with the "coaches" you've been dealing with. Sigh again. Anyway, thanks again for saying somehting and not disappearing altogether, and have a lovely weekend. Sam
from radiogurl :
Wooohooo!!! Congratulations on the job and on the less-than-rejectory email, LOL. Does this mean he's hired you? (Can you tell I'm playing catch up, sort of???)
from dragonsnaps :
"Because 4,000 Mexican soldiers smashed the French and traitor Mexican army of 8,000 at Puebla, Mexico, 100 miles east of Mexico City on the morning of May 5, 1862." However, that is [strangely] not covered in our textbook...so I cheated, copied and pasted. I'm glad you reminded me...perhaps it will be on the exam....that is happening tomorrow?! Lol this is the part where I'm all, "What am i DOING here i should be STUDYING!" Either I know it or I don't...but I'm off to study anyway :). *Thank you for leaving me a note :P*
from arc-angel666 :
HOLY ASSCRACKS BATMAN! GINA GOT A TEACHING JOB! YAY! First congrats on the Job, Sweetie no one deserves a break more than you and I am very happy for you. I know your luck has changed...first a job, second a bird's eye view of the largest Ass Crack in New Jersey and third and most important, proof positive your luck has changed....I wasn't there when you got drunk heh heh heh! Had I....Oh Yeah! Just kidding I wouldn't have taken advantage of little old You or would I...of course once sober you'd have hunted me down used me once or twice then murdered me....but it would have been worth it...well to me anyways :-) Now Gine put that knife down I'm just playing..................kinda :-)
from poolagirl :
I LOVED the ass-crack entry! Even sent you something to your hotmail account to add to the cracking joys.
from poolagirl :
Happy belated birthday, you big geek! Ha! Thanks for the shout in your diary, dear. Always appreciated -- from one big geek to another.
from radiogurl :
I just got home tonight, which of course you already knew. And I hear you about the kids. It's much more fun to torture your children as pre-teenagers than it is to kill them outright. What's better, after all, than picking your child up from junior high school with a cheerful, "Hello, Bubby! You look soooo cutsies today!" Bonus points if "Bubby" is a boy.
from wishtup :
exploding toads? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7654561/
from poolagirl :
YAY on your new job! YAY!
from radiogurl :
Oh man... That's beyond funny!
from radiogurl :
Some days you frighten me. Other days... you REALLY frighten me, lol. I don't know what's with the new pope and I'm not going to pass judgment, certainly not on his looks. And as to any membership in the Nazi party, I have to ask a few questions - like why was he a member? Was he literally forced? Did he join to cover up activities trying to help the Jews and others who were being systematically murdered? I would be lying if I said I didn't find the connection disconcerting, but neither am I ready to jump onto the bandwagon and condemn the man for his past. God knows I've done enough stupid things in MY past...
from nmnohr :
Holy crap............the pope is totally the spitting image of the penguin.......or vice versa since the pope is older than dirt. So yeah......um.......I guess I'm going to hell too. See you there. Welcome back to the brunette club!
from radiogurl :
Meh, I wouldn't worry about lying to Mrs. Poole. They sent a Mrs. Poole sound-alike at you, so they were the first ones to prevaricate, the way I see it.
from nmnohr :
You crack me up. And I so had a similar diareah incident once upon a time......too damn funny.
from radiogurl :
*Reminder to self: avoid traffic in NJ* I'll keep your sage advice in mind *g*
from iambucket :
Yo G! Begging your forgiveness, I am before you on my knees with my head tilted downward in shame....that may have just been ME that was that crotch grabbing seat bouncing trucker you saw! Well, ok, so it wasn't, but can I wish it was me?? Next time I am hit with diarhea I will be thinking you dear one-know that to be a fact. Hope that puts a warmness in your heart! hey, great chatting last night with you btw- enjoyed it greatly! And thanks for the ummm, well, chatting about that one particular 'topic', lol. And I'm sure I need not say to keep that between us, but damn, I am anyway. Our 'little secret' already babe-o-italiano chica of mine??
from dragonsnaps :
Like...why the grades appear five more points on my transcript? The college courses are weighted. Instead of counting for 1 credit (or so) it counts for 1.06 credits. I don't understand EXACTLY why the grade goes up...but that's the reason. :P I hope that's your question... :P
from radiogurl :
Happy birthday - and if you're old, I'm a dinosaur. But hey - as a T Rex, I can chomp the idiots. It's good to be a dinosaur ;)
from arc-angel666 :
FORGET ABOUT LITTLE OLD SWEET YOU? NEVER! That's like forgetting to breathe. I've been really busy as of late but I read you everytime you post, as a matter of fact so does most of the cast and some of the crew. I pull you up on the laptop or on the production computers and everyone gathers around....one of the hair ladies ask if you really have orange hair and your baby paints the walls with poo? I answered of course not, well she does have orange hair, but its her husband does that to the walls lol. Diaryland is becoming quite popular here on the set. The more folks read you the more they're convinced you are related to the Jersey Devil lol.....Love Ya Sweetie
from dragonsnaps :
I would just like to tell you that you rock and you're great for making my day better. I love getting notes :) Thanks for your comments. Honestly, I'm about ready to rip my hair out as it slowly dawns on me the amount of work I need to get done :P. But I'm glad they're considered good grades (I didn't really think they were that good...but I am my own worst critic) and I guess this is the part where I tell you it will motivate me to do my work on the weekends [but in reality I'll probably moan and groan about the work I "have to do" while simultaneously ignoring it ;)]. Thanks again!
from arc-angel666 :
Are we feeling old today Sweetie?
from iambucket :
My old woman buddy- If you are old...then I am a straight, man-loving, completely sane catholic woman! (Oh pleeeaaassseeee tell me you're not old!!!) hugs to you, bucketmama
from radiogurl :
LOVE the translations of the legalese. You gotta wonder sometimes how many lawyers it would kill if something were written in plain English.
from radiogurl :
*Laughs* I'm glad you're back. I should phone and bug you :-p
from nmnohr :
Isn't it amazing how dependant we are on our computers? I'll miss you.......get back here soon!
from radiogurl :
Ack... No computer???? That's unthinkable!!!
from radiogurl :
Heee - today is quiz day, apparently - every diary I've hit's included a glut of quiz results, LOL! But hey - at least your answers are good!
from poolagirl :
Enjoy your skanky smells during the experiment. GAAAAAAAAA! Kids!
from wishtup :
By the power of Greyskull!! . . . What next? how about the new song "Cookies are a sometimes food" by the Cookie Monster? http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/44150.htm Now there's a way for Sesame Street to fight back against the evil power that is the Doodlebops (speaking of doodle bops... I fitted contact lenses to twin boys this week, and their younger brother hit one of them downstairs... and then said "I hit him in the doodle"... So it's a scary name for a kiddie entertainment group! At least Jacko isn't involved...
from radiogurl :
Ya know - that's truly skeery. At least the Monkees were cool. But think back to the world of the 80's (when my kids were little.) The big thing was He Man and the Masters of the Universe. Now there was a cartoon... right? (said with tongue firmly implanted in cheek)
from wishtup :
woohooooo I won!! now how do I install my shiny new banner??? lol
from arc-angel666 :
Hey I got everyone of them right nan nan n-a-n! I didn't know you were Ashley Judd....did you know, if in fact you are Ashley Judd we have worked together 3 times? Do you remember when I said to you, Men come and go and you reply yeah but why is it a soon as the cum they go!? So your gonna cut your hair like Ashley?
from radiogurl :
Cool answers - I could've cheated and looked up the quotes but to know 'em? Nope, I didn't have a clue. However, if you came home with your hair still attached to your head after dealing with a stylist-cum-barber like that, you are doing good. So when do we get pictures??
from nmnohr :
"There's no crying in baseball" League of their Own. Right? Anyway, MJ is a total freak. To think that I was madly in love with him in his Thriller days. He was so cute on that album cover. Hah.....album.......that's funny.......my kids would have no idea what an album is. Anyway, how do people witness this stuff, and not do anything about it? Freaks. All of them. We were just talking about the popes casket at work too. You'd think he'd have something a little more extravagant. I mean, they could have sprung for something a little nicer. I'm sure if they would have passed a hat around, people would have pitched in!
from wishtup :
I'm thinking of Ghostbusters, Die Hard, and American Pie... without cheating... but I could be wrong on American Pie... (not in order obviously) I'm thinking of going as John McClane to a costume party in a couple of weeks : )
from radiogurl :
I don't think I know a single one of those without cheating. I recognize at least part of them, just can't place the movie or the performer. Dang. You stumped me, lol. I suck at movie trivia!
from iambucket :
well I was doin the same as you at that time hon. *sigh* I guess I can forgive ya for not crawling to MN and tellin me about car tires. Perhaps I'll remember for the next life...
from iambucket :
Peeing on car tires....how come I never thought of THAT before?? My childhood could have had so many more fun times as that would have been challenging and entertaining as a female. Where were ya in the early 70's??
from radiogurl :
Well of COURSE you get paid. You invoice them if they don't send you payment, silly. Hang in there, you're building a reputation for yourself. You go, girl! You're the one who gets the picture/story ;)
from radiogurl :
I don't do the rubber flip flops any more. To be honest, I'd rather pay a little more and get the actual leather version, Earth Shoes, from Wally World. They're upscale for flip-flops and they're more comfortable, too. At least there's enough fake rubber in them to make me feel like all those kids in sweat shops EARNED their five cents a day.
from radiogurl :
Bwahaha! That's tough when you're dealing with flipping MORONS!!!
from nmnohr :
Well look at the bright side. You saved ME a trip to Old Navy!!!!!!!
from nmnohr :
Wah????????? Old Navy has $2.50 flip flops?????? How did I miss this? I must go there on my lunch. Thanks for the tip!
from radiogurl :
Oh yeah babeeee! I wanna hire YOU to deal with the creepazoid factors I run into, LOL!
from arc-angel666 :
Finally! You admit that I'm hot and you dig me. What was it? The Camouflage Truck, Disco Clothes? Maybe the back hair filling in the bald spot? Possibly the Chateau of Love (Trailer parked in the back of the Junk Yard) or the overall package? :-)
from radiogurl :
As one who spent waaaay too much time being angry over an ex, I speak from experience. Next time she's on a tirade, ask her if she's sent her ex a bill yet. Because she's letting him live in her head rent-free.
from iambucket :
MOVE ON!!! Feelin you on that one. Glad you didn't hold back! (If you did, I'd hate to see what else you could do! :-) ) Umm, as to the peeing comment on my site. Thank you, but really! If you won't let me pee in your yard, then I guess we really can't consider a friendship. *sigh* I need to be able to share everything!
from nmnohr :
I love how you put your friend in her place. You are so right.......Get over it already. Either that, or shut up!
from iambucket :
Helllooooo! Been awhile since I have read you. Don't know how I could have stayed away, especially now knowing that you are a Fear Factor watcher! I agree, those shows could save you in a major situation! Your part about peeing outside however brings me to question. I, admittedly, used to pee and poo outside as a young child. I wasn't taught nor forced to, but I did. Given that, and your comments about peeing outside, I thought it fit and proper to ask you if I can continue visiting your site. Well? :-) Bucket
from radiogurl :
OMG... Bigfoot in Oklahoma? And this trio of misfits is supposed to be convincing??? Maybe it was a language thing and they meant BigBELLY. 'Cause we all know there are lots of BigBellies in Oklahoma ;)
from radiogurl :
I locked the diary because I linked to a news article with my real name on it. I will be removing the lock in a few days, once that ages off and I delete an entry or two.
from radiogurl :
Man... That IS desperate. Hey, I'm home. If you want somebody to talk to I can call or you can call, lol.
from nmnohr :
They say death always happens in threes. First Johnnie Cochrane, now Terri Schiavo, and the pope next? Now those are 3 people I would have never grouped together!
from poolagirl :
Yeah, now that Terri is gone, the world can watch the pope. Funny, but nobody is talking about pulling HIS feeding tube!
from radiogurl :
Tell him he'd better be careful up there. He could fall off his ego and get hurt, lol.
from nmnohr :
What a twit. I can't wait to hear the story about how you put him in his place!!!!!
from nmnohr :
Ok, well kudos to the mother I guess for being honest enough to admit her son is not safe to be around, but eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. No way would my kid be babysitting anyone in that family. And hello? Dead body? fell off a truck? now that's just strange! Talk about bad luck! And I just have to say that you scare me with you dreams.....only because I'm the same way. I wake up from dreams like that, just absolutely terrified, and I have to physically go check on everyone to make sure it was really just a dream and they are ok.
from radiogurl :
*Sigh* You know, this is plenty of reason to instigate involuntary sterilization after the fact. An abortion after birth, if you will..
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Sweetheart: Happy Easter to you shall we Bunny Hop?
from poolagirl :
EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! Pedophile father and son team? Dead bodies down the street? Girl, you've got your own version of "Twin Peaks" going over there! Got a Log Lady?
from wishtup :
I should've stuck to just reading your other page.... at least that one doesn't give away the results of Survivor before it's shown here!
from poolagirl :
The Fran Dresher (Drescher?) look-alike and sound-alike is finally off the show! No more nasal nanny talking! No more Barbra S. posturing! Thank you! I was surprised the other two were in the bottom. Shocked about that, actually.
from nmnohr :
Mikayla got voted off? Woo hoo. I didn't get to watch it last night. I'm so glad. Atleast people are voting pretty normal so far. I think it was a given, she was by far the worst one left. I agree with your choice for who should be off next. I'm really a huge Carrie fan, and I like Bo too. We'll see. I'm just glad we don't have to listen to that annoying voice anymore........and you totally hit the nail on the head - she sounds EXACTLY like the Nanny!
from radiogurl :
*Happy dance* You're baaaack! Yay!
from nmnohr :
Yey, you're back. WOO HOO. I've been busy the last few days at work, so I haven't gotten on dland as much this week. What a shame. It's horrible. Oh, and Whitney is a freak, her and Michael Jackson would make a good couple. Forget Bobby brown.
from arc-angel666 :
Hey Sweetie I didn't take offense or offence, I was just playing as for the mold according to my Doctors that's all gone lol. So what's up with your diary?
from her-story :
Just a note to the readers of my diary. I can't update. I don't know why, but I suspect it's because of the problems Andrew had with the servers this past weekend. SO, if you want to read more, goto my OTHER blog http://herstory.ebloggy.com. Thanks!
from arc-angel666 :
I have a kick? I'm cheese! And moldy! Yeah so whats your point? Okay I'm moldy but remember good things come from mold. Like like Penicillin...okay bad example...I'm usually associated with the things Penicillin cures lol. AND officially I didn't cheat we were broken up hence a loophole! In the eyes of the Law I wasn't cheating....okay okay in Gods eyes I wasn't so innocent...picky picky :-)
from nmnohr :
I'm so frustrated - I've added 2 entries, and they aren't showing up. I'm annoyed. If you go in my archiveses, they are there, but they aren't showing up on my regular page. Lame.
from radiogurl :
*Sniff* You're my hero. I'm TOO nice to people who don't deserve it.
from poolagirl :
Thanks for linking me on your new blog! I am going to do that too. I was SO pissed that D-Land was down for two whole days and that some of the diaries are still kinda dead. I reloaded all my graphics again and it finally looks normal again. Crapola!
from radiogurl :
*grins* I see you were making up for lost time on the other site, LOL!
from nmnohr :
Holy Crap, your note had me laughing out loud. I can just picture you in a striped cast. Or a tye dye one? Hillarious. Made me feel much better......thanks! Maybe I can get some green and gold rubberbands for my braces during packer season. Good Lord.
from dangerspouse :
THANKS FOR NOT RUBBING IT IN, BEYOTCH! Sheesh. Hey listen, if that no-good husband of yours ever completes a project on time and we can get together for lunch, I'll hand deliver the fucking thing. Then I can watch as you listen to it, and gloat at your increasing sense of hopelessness.
from radiogurl :
Remind me never to take a job as a mall bunny or santa, unless it includes insurance!
from poolagirl :
Oh dear! I'm so sorry you had that migraine! Gosh, they are so nasty. Take care, kiddo.
from nmnohr :
I guess that the pain in my tooth was caused because the clot had broken down some. Not enough to worry about dry socket, but enough, so they packed it with dressing, and I have to go back AGAIN tonight to have that taken out. I'm so sick of that place. By the end of the month I will have been there 5 times. 5 times in one month. Jesus. Lovely. Hi, I'm 30 and getting braces. Yipee.
from radiogurl :
I for one am glad you're not a teenaged boy, too. For one thing, the boobs would look really weird then. And I suspect your kids would really have major issues. You know how they are
from nmnohr :
You just totally crack me up. Too hillarious. I really wish you lived closer......we'd totally have a blast together!
from impetuousme :
Well yes, you have sounded a bit angry, but that was when you were really SICK, remember? Mk, so, now here it is noon thirty seven, and I've just returned from carting the thirtysevent hundred thousandth load from THIS apt to the new apartment, so I haven't been online for a bit, which i KNOW is way different for me, but well what can i say? I have to be of SOME use around here or she might start getting ideas. So, having said that, I am sorry I wasn't available for hand-holding and philosophizing etc. And YES, to answer your question, I AM happy now. You know damn well you had to fill that sucker out and send it in. Even if it sounds like a Burger King application. Come on lady, can you teach this fucking class? I thought so. So, maybe you could do THIS. Pretend that you are ME. Not you. ME. Pretend I know you better than your mother, your husband and all your children. That I've seen you teach. Seen you intereact with students, and have just been like ZONKED out inmpressed with your skills. How would I fill out that stupid form? What would I type up on the 8 1/2 sheet that I attach underneath. What sort of references that really matter might I send? Personal AND professional. Any former students ready and willing to write a blurb too? How about former colleagues, frineds, acquaintences.. the mail man? Come on, there has GOT to be a reason for them overloooking you in this job search. From what I can tell, you are a) smart b)charming, when you want to be c) a GOOD damn teacher who can actually relate to those monstrous high school age zit faced people d) a reasonably good liar if the need arises and a decent bullshiter shouold THAT need arise as well. e) nice looking (that's gotta help, maybe send a pic) f) a good writer -- ok that's enough or i'm liekly to find you drooling at my door step. Seriously dear, you need to think like someone outside of yourself. You need to BE whoever, or whatever the fuck they are looking for. Perhaps you could beg, borrow or steal a copy of someone who DID land a job recently? I'm just saying, there has GOT to be something you're missing here. Canvass the earth if you have to. The idiot/assholes over there in academia-land are not good honest hard working people. They are enormous butted snotwipes like the rest of us. You just need to figure out what the hell they want. Mk? Ok then, yes I DO have AIM, but I simply have to get some more of this shit over to the new apartment before my sweetie gets home, or I might find my onions peeled in the middle of the night. You knwo what I'm saying here. MK? Any more questions, please post. I am always here to help. Plus. I like you, so there. Take CARE. sam
from impetuousme :
yes, you are definitly sounding much better. not so pissed off at the world or something. anyway, i just noticed you asked the other day if that leave-a-message thing on my site is free. YES, it is totally free. I pay nothing for anything. Just click on the link at the bottom where you leave notes and it will take you there. VERY easy to get it up and going. GOod luck. And oh, hey, wait a SEC, almost forgot to yell at you for sounding so defeatist about applying for that teaching job. So, here goes your OTHER voice. G, quit fucking around and APPLY for that god-damnd job!!! heh.. that work? hugs.. and later gator.. time for chocolate for ME.. s
from radiogurl :
*Hugs* I'm glad to see the snark is back - I missed it when you were sick!
from poolagirl :
Peanuts? Nay! On a different subject.........I have noticed the absence of Melanie too. 44 days since her last update. I have no idea why.
from dangerspouse :
C'mon, those were peanuts. PEANUTS, I tell you! Don't make me have to come out there and cry on you, too. (BTW, picnic table weights are not shaped like acorns. They're shaped like hazelnuts. Sheesh, do you get ALL your nuts wrong??) Hey - what were you thinking, getting rid of that hive?! Couldn't you use the honey?
from arc-angel666 :
I'm feeling much much better. I am truly enjoying following the Doctors orders about gaining weight....I'm pigging out lol. I've gained 7 bls in 11 days, 22 more to go and I'm at fighting weight. I just read your last entry and I promise when I see you in September unlike your 21 month old when I kiss you I won't leave a snot trail lol. So Darlin how are you feeling? Better I hope.
from thecrankyone :
Happy 4th Anniversary..Amazing how fast it goes, even when it doesn't seem like it at the time, cause things are crappy!! Here's to 4 more much better and happier years!!
from arc-angel666 :
Happy Anniversary, it is a happy one isn't it? Sorry your still feeling crummy. Assholia! You don't know of Assholia? Its in Maryland, a Kingdom within the State. Its ruled by the Princess 6 Weasels, its castle is her parents Bar. Assholians are cool, Asshats are not. To make merry is known as Assholiery. Zencelt, Batten and others at Dland are its citizens. I promise before I arrive on the East Coast I'll give fair warning...so you can hide lol. Mainly I'm going to see Danger and New Wifey, maybe you could join us for Lunch....how far are you from Dangerspouse or NYC? I'll come get you if you need a ride. heh heh :-)
from radiogurl :
I'm glad you're feeling a LITTLE better anyway - hopefully you're feeling a LOT better soon. *Hugs* Meanwhile, milk every bit of sympathy you can out of your family. It's your duty as a mom and wife!
from nmnohr :
How is it possible that we are so much alike? I mean really. You rock. Hope you feel better soon. Want me to send you some of my vicodin??? Hee hee. Hang in there.
from poolagirl :
Wish I could send Johnny Depp over to you for a little get well cheer. But alas.....he's out to sea hustling up rum and adventures.
from impetuousme :
... or, you could UNPLUG the telephone???
from radiogurl :
Ah, Piscopo! Look at the sleeves on that shirt and tell me with a straight face (pun intended) that he's not gay!
from poolagirl :
Joe P for governor? Holy crap! What's this world coming to? I lived in Minnesota with Jesse and now I'm in California with Arnold. Enough already! Sorry you're still sick. It's a nasty-ass flu. Been there, done that already this year. I think mine lasted 27 days. Just like a menstrual cycle.
from radiogurl :
Eep! *Hugs* I hope you have a nice peaceful night and are feeling better by morning! If letting the phone go to voicemail isn't good enough, try unplugging it. If that still doesn't satisfy, there's always ripping the whole fixture from the wall. That'll teach 'em to call and bug you!
from impetuousme :
Mmmm... doens't sound like good enough reasons to me, but whatever, it's YOUR life. And speaking of YOUR life, why the HELL do you keep answering the god-damn phone? You could let it go to voice mail. Right? Nothing is so importatn or urgent it can't wait five minutes to check.
from arc-angel666 :
Do I know any remedies? Hmmmmmmmmm Chinese Porn and Demerol! Just kidding..I guess rest and fluids...God i hate saying that...My doctors, family and friends have been suggesting, demanding then finally screaming for me to do that very thing. I hate it when your almost well, you feel good but still trapped in the house. I know this sounds funny but my spirits with lifted significantly after watching the Chinese Porn brought by my Brother...My God that was funny...I swear after a minute or two you completely forget its porn....of course I have no idea where you would get Chinese Porn lol. Just rest Sweetie and think of me naked that should get you laughing hysterically :-)
from arc-angel666 :
You have Orange Hair? Oh My. Sorry to hear every one at your house is ill, welcome to my world. You know sleeping on the beach isn't that bad, I done it several times, well, except for the sand flees, hook worms and the roving Hyenas...oophs sorry that was in Africa :-) Now the Florida Key is usually always warm as is the Ocean. There are no hyenas in the Keys, except in the tourist Bars. Now a big plus bathing in the Ocean will eventually convert your Orange hair to Blonde....and you can pee all over the Beach :-) So other than all of this how have you been?
from nmnohr :
Oh no! Feel better.......!!!!!!! Damn germs. Oh, and we'd totally be hanging out all the time if we lived closer. Too much fun would be had......that's for damn sure!
from impetuousme :
With family like yours, who needs enemies? Seriously, if I were you, I would tell your MOTHER.. fine, we'll all be in the keys and YOU won't see a one of us the entire trip. Fuck em if they can't take a joke, and fuck 'em twice if they have the nerve to tell you such things AFTER you've bought unexchangle plane tickets. GAWD that is such nerve. I suspect you'd have a far better time if you didn't see her the whole time you were there, especially if you are angry at what she's done to you and your family.
from radiogurl :
You could do what I my kids did when they were younger. Use a black permanent magic marker to color in the orange streaks. It will fade slowly and won't cause your hair to fall out. And if your hair is as dark as it looks in photos, the combo of black marker and dayglo should make it just about the right shade after one washing ;)
from impetuousme :
mmm... long time no hear from YOU too... what's that all about? i even moaned about it a few entries back... sigh... oh and... come on, get over your hair already, you'll live. If it's orange, put some food coloring on it. That'd be fun. Anyway, have a lovely evening with the baby, and I MIGHT have come over, but clearly I wasn't invited. So, there you go. -:) sam
from nmnohr :
I started coloring my own hair for the same reason. I was sick of hairdressers NOT listening. I use Loreal Preference Works great.......I use it all the time. Saves tons of money too! If you use some sort of medium to dark brown all over color, your highlights will end up coming out exactly how you want them probably. Doesn't Orange usually mean they didn't leave the color on long enough?? I'd be livid. Want me to come kick her ass? Because I will!
from impetuousme :
why don't you just color the shit yourself? it's not that hard, and if you finally find something you like, you can just buy THAT one everytime... i just don't get this trusting a hairdresser bs.
from radiogurl :
Ugh - you hit on a shared pet peeve - hairdressers. They should all be shot for the damage they do - or forced to wear all of their own hair mistakes simultaneously while walking naked on Hollywood Boulevard.
from nmnohr :
I'm still in that same slump. I was just catching up with your diary, and I can totally relate to the chaos of the kids. Last night I felt like I was on the verge of a breakdown! They were running around playing loud and crazy one second, and screaming at each other fighting the next. It was a definite Calgon moment. I need a vacation!
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Sweetheart: Unfortunately I don't get to pick the color of the fluid bag. And yes its see through, according to the doc's it makes it easier to see the bad stuff. I change it twice a day, it seems I'm still producing bad stuff in there (lung). I get a lot of grief from folks because I drag it alone instead of attaching it to one of those walk along thingies, it easier for me and it really doesn't hurt that bad. Now driving is a bit of a pain, especially if I lean back on the seat. Today I only snuck out once to eat lunch...gorged on Eye-towel-ian food....and tonite I ate Pizza...see I'm following the Doctor's orders and I am eating...alot. Doc says he'd like me to put on at least 15 bls this month, I'd like to put on at least 25. Speaking of which I think I'll go for my second bowl of Ice Cream :-) Love Ya!
from radiogurl :
Okay - 1) I believe you're right. I believe you're not meant to get a teaching job. 2) I don't think that's a bad thing. I think you simply are meant to pursue another avenue, but until you walk away from the *idea* of a teaching job you won't be able to see it. 3) You are so extraordinarily talented and articulate, there are unquestionably a lot of things that you *could* do - it's simply a matter of finding the ones that are both within your skill range and that you'll like. From my own experience, no matter WHAT job you do, if you're good at it you will end up teaching others in some capacity..
from radiogurl :
It's going around. I have been inundated at work and while I welcome the news stuff coming in, my boss has been walking on eggshells. Smart man for a change, lol. If he pisses me off this week I'm liable to rip his head off.
from radiogurl :
HAHAHA! Oh man... I never knew we grew up in the same town *g*.
from radiogurl :
*hugs* You should be cannonized by the day after tomorrow, lol.
from arc-angel666 :
Lions, Tigers and Bears and the worst of all....Me! According to Nurse Kill Ya she'd like to borrow the Tranq Gun and dart my Ass. And if I didn't behave after that she'd shoot me herself...touchy touchy, some folks have no sense of humor:-) Nah they don't have Tigers in Santa Monica. The Santa Monica Mts are at the north end of SM and end in Malibu. So if you cross over the Mts you end up in Thousand Oaks/Moorpark area of Simi Valley. Its pretty open except for a few Ranches/Farms and really big Multi-Million dollar homes, the latter being the reason why they shot it instead of Tranquing it. Now they are investigating the shooting because the Tiger belonged to someone and was supposedly tame, apparently he walked out of his cage and began strolling the hills...Even the people that shot it said it seemed like it was happy to see them. He was probably hungry and lost. The folks that saw him around their homes said he didn't seem threatening or threatened by people,,,,he was just cruising according the the man who called the shooters. There is a big ranch out in Simi and the owners take care of big Cats that have been abandoned or mistreated. He was one of them and real friendly according to the owners. I have been there and actually got to pet a 600 bls White Tiger she licked my hand which was nice except it felt like the heaviest grade sandpaper ever. The Leopard was really cool and actually worked in commercials and film and would rub up against you. But the Lions and Cougars (Mountain Lion) just didn't look that friendly, but all the Tigers were cool.
from arc-angel666 :
Thanks for the welcome back, its nice to be back. I'm not big on being gaged up especially in a hospital. I'll write back as soon as I get these stupid IV's out of me...thanks again for the good thoughts and well wishes.
from thecrankyone :
That would drive me nuts, what is she 12 or something, or just acts like it. AIIIEEEE that would have me going batty (or should I say battIER)..
from radiogurl :
LOLOL! I'll have to remember - the way to be ushered out of a party tuit suite is to shriek EEEEAAAHHHHH!!! Or some variation thereof. But never to you. I have too much respect for the damage that can be inflicted by a wooden spoon and a sharp knife.
from poolagirl :
Just LOVE your list, lady! And I agree with you about the creamed spinach. Why would anybody DO that to something so green?
from cindreviews :
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from findmeagain :
Happy Birthday to #1 son !
from poolagirl :
Happy birthday to your glow-eyed, toy bin-peeing 14 year old son. Tell him Auntie Poola sends him a big cyber hug. You are all just too cool.
from radiogurl :
You say neurotic nut job like it's a bad thing! I can assure it, it's not. You have to elevate it to an art form and everything is good ;)
from poolagirl :
Thanks for the cool link to the pirate language generator thing! I had so much fun!
from radiogurl :
Hehehe, you know I think the Geneva Convention got it all wrong by banning nuclear weapons. They should only be used to inflict radiation-based mutations on exes and their families. You know, peaceful uses.
from thecrankyone :
ummm Men with swords.. sounds positively delightful, I think it is getting hot in here.. I've heard of that place (Medevil Times) it sounds like hoot.. I'm not crazy about eating with my hands, but I love me men on horseback, men in armour and men with swords.. I'm horrible... LOL!!
from nmnohr :
How is it that those M&M's even know our names? They are constantly calling out to me too.........hmph. I don't get it! Great entry, I laughed a lot!
from radiogurl :
Take it from another journalist. If you do your job, about 9 times out of ten you WILL be the only journalist covering a story. And your periodical will therefore *have* a story (or have a better story) because you bothered to attend.
from radiogurl :
Gee... maybe I DON'T want to go back and get my degree, LOL!
from nmnohr :
My birthday is on the 6th. Coming up fast! The whole age thing has been funny lately because my daughter (who is 8) has been asking why my husband and I are so young. She says "all my friends say you and daddy were really young when you had me." We were 21. Young I suppose compared to some people having kids now days, but not that young.
from radiogurl :
Man - good for E, bad for that pitiful excuse for an Italian fiasco. And I swear your mother and mine must've been Siamese twins, joined at the religion!
from wishtup :
when are you going to let the good people of Corel Corporation know that Microsoft has bought them out?? hehe At least now I know what the F stands for in F1-F12 : )
from roebean :
well see - when I get bored I check out the favorites of my other favorites and sometimes just randomly click on the banners to see what people are all about. I think I found you on another of my favorites favorites :)
from radiogurl :
Ack - what a crummy way to spend 7th grade. At that age kids are all about cruelty without any concern for long-term consequences.
from impetuousme :
so sorry to hear about the boy. your former student. life is so shitty sometimes. i wish i had something more meaningful to say. so, i'll just forgo the humor today and tell you that i will be sending you the first part of the book shortly, and red ink is more than welcome, although I assume in this instance you're speaking metaphorically. You use the NOTES feature in Word? take care. hope your tears have dried. Sam
from radiogurl :
*Hugs* I'm so very sorry. Death is always tragic but for someone so young it's beyond awful :(
from freakymandy :
hey, do you really mean it? that i was like you when you were in school? if thats true, that gives me some sense of... relief!! so im not screwed - i am actually NORMAL!!! *hops around* Thanks..!!
from impetuousme :
please google either Earle Hyman or Russell Huxtable, or just go here: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0405165/ and it wasn't Ruby Dee either. Anyway, i just have a sec, she's trying to sleep. Novel is 544 pages in Word, double spaced, 12 Courier. Title, Chasm. It is broken into two documents to make e-mailing easier. If you'd like to read it, lemme know, I'll send it Monday. And yes. Enamored, madly, deeply and probably more. And thank you for both the M&M's which I love dearly (with peanuts ?) and the kudo's which go to her for being more than deserving of such treatment and devotion. Hope your weekend is going swimmingly. Oh. Thanks for making me smile on a very groggy saturday morning. HUGS for you, for that. Oh, and certainly something much sweeter if you DO read my book, (and love it of course.) Thanks. sam :)
from radiogurl :
Happy Easter - and as to the kid stuff, just remember, you have the power to annoy the crap out of them forever more. Not to mention the fact that you control the money. There will come a point when they realize that they really are screwing themselves over by not sucking up to you lol.
from poolagirl :
Happy almost 800th entry! I am personally looking forward to at least 800 more, so get busy!
from impetuousme :
okay, personally, i believe sarcasm is warrented in any school related activity, especially if it includes, principals, guidiance counselors or the nurse. (well maybe MORE especially the nurse) anyway so yeah. Oh wait, right, Ossie Davis. NOT the granpa on Cosby. Or was that sarcasm too? Sometimes it's harder than marbles to tell. what with you side-stepping by nature and all. and not answering questions head on, which i guess means something else. but yes of COURSE i would like an unobstructed fleecing of my novel. all three i suppose. i'm thinking you'd have to read it first at some point? see what i REALLy want is help with the synopsis. God DAMN that thing and the hook that aint. And i like that you were being nice. I do hope you keep that up, becasue well, i'd hate to be on your not so nice side. I think. Oh, and since it's Friday, may i just say. I am STILL diggin' YOUR site and still totally madly deeply enamored with the you that you show us, in IT. If that makes any sense at all. I DO hope you have a better weekend than usual and that all your snows melt and run properly into their drains. ANd if i were you, I'd stay off the highways there till the planes are done crashing. Mk, big virtual hugs and lots of nascent underlinings. etc. +++ S_A_M +++
from radiogurl :
OMG you and I are family!!! Only that was my LITTLE brother. I was the straight-A student who always did what she was supposed to do and yet my shithead little brother on Ritalin could get ANYTHING he asked for - whereas I had to "understand," even when I was five and six years old.
from impetuousme :
no, no, no.. i didn't mean your life story, or any other sort of nonsensical fiction.. i meant FICTION dear. art, and prose. and lovly ditties with lots of big.. uh yeha.. heh... no but seriously... do you, as a side profesion perhaps, engage in a bit of side-stepping? or is it tap-dancing around the issues that invade your life, or more to the point, questions asked directly in journal note-making places?? hmmm? see i am ALL about tweaking, and practice and any other sort of thing someone wants to give me out of the goodness of their heart. just as i am more than generous in my own right. what DID you have in mind dear? oh and thank you for the glasses thing, that helps, since it seems the point might grow moot. that is if YOUNGEr is a compliment? one never knows. Sort of like whatever one reads into posts. I think. Maybe. Sort of. Anyway, please continue with your day. Nods. Sam ((<<::>>))
from arc-angel666 :
That was hilarious, candy indeed.
from poolagirl :
Was your little brother named Damien?
from impetuousme :
ah, children and their tampon stories... ah.. nostalgia... and you and all your stories.. how come YOU aren't out there peddling a book huh? and uh... do you have not a "secret" e-mail address to go along with that "secret" ocupation of yours? hmmm? and just what sort of tweaking did you have in mind? you do remember that the book has been written right? and what sort of partnership are you talking ? and... like a million OTHER questions... like.. uh.. does this involve money? and would i have to go back to grad school to attend some of your classes? would i have to wear something interesting so you'd have something to remark on? and do you know that kathy/krugerpak007 HAS read one of my books and is now currently reading another? and do glasses make me look older? and.. uh.. well you get my drift i think... looking forward to your NEXT post... sAm.. oOo.. like THAT...
from wishtup :
should I keep watching the mailbox for my birthday party invite? : )
from krugerpak007 :
We have a few of the same favorites, so I popped by. Your tampon story made me laugh. Thanks! I needed that laugh!!! xoxox Kathy
from impetuousme :
Actually "Phil" was grabbed from behind by his "handler" and dragged, litterly kicking and screaming, from his little hut. He then procedded to pout until returned. If there was any shadow to be seen, it would have been across the sleeve of the old guys jacket. As for what my book is about... "It's a sweet, thought provoking, sentimental story about a couple of guys from a very small town in northern Michigan who move to the big town of Escanaba. There they meet several interesting characters. Two of whom are women. They land jobs at the PBS station and wind up making videos. Then local television commercials. All silent projects, staring their pet capuchin monkey, Leopold. They rent a big house, and they and their friends move in. They get married. One of them has a child. They begin working on a full length feature, again staring Leopold, but this time with two additional monkeys; and a message. One of their new friends turns out to have a talent for singing. They put him on the soundtrack. The movie is picked up by a big distribution company." Sounds boring as shit no? Maybe you have some ideas on how I might cook it up a bit to sway potential agents into thinking it might be something they might want to READ... mmmm?
from nmnohr :
You absolutely crack me right up. Too freaking funny.
from impetuousme :
So let me get this straight, you are in fact Jenifer Garner, only you use THIS as an alias? heh. mk, so, yes, where were we? ah yes, you were going to school and laughing at the beagle guy, or was that hiding from him, not sure. And i was pouting because no one loves me. sounds rather complete. but seriously, no, i don't have any other ONLINE writings strewn about. Just here on the ole d-land. However, I have been known to send my book, yeah the whole freakin thing, to people that are interested in reading such things. This would be the book that i am now currently peddling. It's nice to get feedback. But of course that does involve e-mail .. and now that YOu have asked, it seems only natual that you must have had a reason for wondering such things. So that begs the question, do YOU have writings in other places on the web??? Hmmmm? And do you share?
from maxxxisgod :
Hi, I just read some of your stuff, and I really enjoyed it. I guess that's all. Keep is up, it keeps me from forcing myself to do my work properly.
from impetuousme :
let's make a deal. you call yourself a history teacher, and I'll call myself an author.. and then we do it TOTALLY vice versa... and that way, at least for a couple of minutes now and then, it will be TRUE! right? and don't you just love it, when people ask ... "are you still trying to ..." lah dee dah, like maybe you just gave UP on that life dream you were ranting about just last week. sigh. anyway, keep on rockin' there lady... S+A+M+++
from arc-angel666 :
You would hold my hair while I puked? Ahhh. Honeybunny, That is about the nicest thing you ever said to me, I feel the love. LOL I too miss you slapping my hand and telling me don't go there. Since you won't wrestle me physically verbally is the next best thing lol. See I'm feeling better :-) I miss you too.
from impetuousme :
If I ever GET an agent, I will be happy to explain to you how it came about. In the meantime, I think we should start a movement where EVERYONE gets an agent. Someone to represent us whenever we find ourselves in an insecure moment. Like say, at a school function where coffee is spilled in less than flattering ways. If you had of had a "life" agent, he could have got up and explained to the crowd how it really wasn't your fault, than charged everyone for the entertainment valued you'd provided. Nice huh? So, anyway, please let me know if you DO decide to get an agent, becasue what fun would you have in keeping it a secret? Ciao baby. S - A - M -----
from radiogurl :
Bwahaha! *High fives* You are among the very elite who manage to destroy their kid's reputation BEFORE HIGH SCHOOL! YES!!! Welcome to the club! *g*
from poolagirl :
Aye! radiogurl has the right idea! Bring your scoundrels and scallywags to me, and I'll have them cleanin' the bilge and swabbin' the deck with the rest of the scurvy dogs!
from radiogurl :
Ya know, you really should be a pirate. Wonder how much drama your family could generate if you make them all walk the plank? And if you're on a ship, the baby could be confined to the brig, where the punishment for prisoners would be to get him to take a nap. You know, the more I think about this the more advantageous it sounds. Talk to Poola. Really. I think this could work.
from cindreviews :
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from arc-angel666 :
Sorry for not getting back to you quickly, I've been feeling a bit pukie lately. I'll email you over the weekend. Talk to you soon.
from radiogurl :
Oooh... the archaeology bit sounds intriguing! Go for it, girl! Who needs high school headaches when you can be a female Indiana Jones ;)
from radiogurl :
Lucky it was you they asked and not me. My answer would've been a very succinct, "Bite me." And as to the hockey mom, it could be worse. Your kids could be in band. Think of a 12-year-old blowing himself inside-out through a piece of metal designed to amplify all the rude things that the kid can't even articulate. Yep, it's as bad as it sounds, lol.
from nmnohr :
Your entry just cracked me up. Thanks for cheering me up today, I needed that!
from wishtup :
maybe they need one of those quizzes: "What kind of quark are you??" wonder if I'd be strange or charmed... lol
from wishtup :
So what are quarks? In the 1960s physicists realised that the protons and neutrons in a nucleus are not truly elementary particles. Inside are even smaller particles called quarks. Two kinds of quark, called the 'up' quark and the 'down' quark, are sufficient to build up the protons and neutrons from which all atomic nuclei are made. The proton contains two 'up' and one 'down' quark, while the neutron consists of one 'up' and two 'down' quarks. Add the electron, which is needed to build up atoms, and we seem to have three really fundamental particles. But high energy experiments at CERN and other high energy laboratories around the world have shown that there are four more quarks. These exist inside particles which can only live for fractions of a second in the universe as we know it today. There are three pairs (or 'generations') of quarks: 'up', 'down', 'charmed', strange', 'top' and 'bottom'.
from radiogurl :
Wooohooo! Good going for the baby-proof closet doors. And I wouldn't fuss too much about the almost-jailbait guy in class hitting on you. It's a compliment, no matter how misguided, lol. I think. I look forward to hearing more of Safari Guy!
from wishtup :
awwww you hate me huh??? if it helps, we're having a low tonight of 19, and a top temp tomorrow of 34... except that those temps are Celsius ; ) so ummm mid 60s to low 90s... still hate me? lol
from radiogurl :
Okay here's what you do. Put a mat and a pillow in the bottom of a closet and leave him there for a while. You have your peace and quiet and he gets his nap, or you break him from the closet habit. Either way, you win. ;)
from nmnohr :
Thankfully my 4 year old still takes 3 hour naps! My 8 year old was done with them by age 3, he's still a great napper. I love that! Sorry you had to deal with the screaming. It gives me a headache just thinking about it!
from radiogurl :
I should clarify on my last comment - not all entertainers are slime. I've met some that are just amazing, sweet, wonderful people. Lounge singers are a whole 'nother world though. Anywho, glad you survived your brave excursion to get Italian bread!
from size18dream :
Hey GM - we are doing ok here in middlesex counry. our cars are burried but we've got hot chocolate so it's all good. I think this is the first time we stayed in all weekend. I'm catching up in reading later tonight...hope you;re doing well.. GM
from radiogurl :
Meh - drunks and entertainers, two of the lower creatures in evolutionary lines. I'm surprised they let 'em out without their leashes, though. And good for you for grabbing a couple of gallons of milk. Can't take a chance, just in case Mother Nature should decide to really give you the snowstorm of the century that's been promised for eons.
from dangerspouse :
Wheeeeeeee! SNOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!! Shit, so YOU'RE the bitch who took TWO GALLONS of milk! Curse you!! Now I can't take that milk bath I was planning. Oh well, I guess I can use white paint. Hmmmm...I'm starting to get the idea I shouldn't make that squeezy motion with my hands when we meet. Damn, that's my best opening line, too. Hey - thanks for the great note at my place. Now go shovel!
from radiogurl :
*Hugs* The person who invents a cage for small children will make a fortune, lol.
from poolagirl :
YOW! You had quite the prom, didn't you? We went out to a farm and played hide and seek in the barns - and the fields - and under the machinery. There was a lot more "seeking" than "hiding." It was a fairly wild night for the plains of Iowa. And....only 100 on that test? Do it again! *wink*
from nmnohr :
I swear there are days where I'm going to pull my hair out. My son was a complete chatterbox the other night. Just would not stop talking. He's lucky he's so damn cute. On the way home from my dad's house, I bet the kids that they couldn't be quiet for the rest of the ride home. It was approx 8 seconds before my daughter piped up with something to say. Good Lord. They couldn't even make it 2 blocks!
from radiogurl :
*Hugs* Don't feel bad. It gets worse. In a few more years you'll have the joy of wishing for these days, when your darling 20-month-old is a teenager!
from poolagirl :
I want to sit on the sofa with you and Mike Tyson. *grin* Did you see "Scary Mary" on American Idol? They saved her for last. OMG! She was completely psycho!
from radiogurl :
I didn't watch American Midol tonight, though I do like Simon. He's the person who says what everybody thinks, LOL! And I know what you mean about not letting your mom set your friend up. My parents tried to set me up when I was a teenager. They introduced me to a nice man in his early 30's who wanted to get married (I was I think 17, maybe 18 at the time.) Even at that age I'd probably have steamrolled right over him. I've mellowed considerably with time but I'm still no shrinking violet.
from radiogurl :
Meh - Jen can have Brad Pitt. Heck, anybody can have Brad Pitt. I don't get his appeal. But I hear you about the kids. Gee, isn't motherhood fun?
from arc-angel666 :
Groped? I was raped! lol. I have to admit I did feel a bit uneasy when told to lift my skirt. As bad as it was being felt up by a Hostile PA the Needles bothered me a lot worse. And i'm really not looking forward to the Magazine room :-( So there's poop, puke and 15 loads of laundry for you to look forward to? Damn the Magazine room doesn't sound so bad after all. I am glad to hear your doing the writing contest...might I suggest a title? Gina's World, read this or I'll Kill you! Seriously Break a Leg Sweetie. I know you'll do great, heck you slay me each and every morning. :-)
from radiogurl :
Ick ick ick. Your friend needs a bodyguard and some lessons in self-respect and self-defense. Time for her to kick that jerk to the curb and keep kicking him until he doesn't get up again!!!
from dangerspouse :
Can I rent your mom to ride shotgun for me on Rt.23?? I love her! Hey babe, sorry for the delay in responding to your gracious note. I'd be delighted to take you up on your offer for a Birthday lunch, but only if it's on ME. (I got a little more than 20 bucks in my last paycheck.) Drop me an e-mail!
from poolagirl :
Moms are funny! My mom (age 80 at the time) was playing Scrabble and put down the word *-u-n-t for one of the triple hoopla plays. In disbelief, I said, "Mutherrrrrr!" She shrugged, looked at me and said, "Would it be better if I put down the word twat?" OMG! We still laugh!
from radiogurl :
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! I swear I'm kidnapping you and making you sit next to me the next time I take college courses (which I hope is soon.) Between the two of us we'd probably be expelled but we'd go out with a smile!!!
from arc-angel666 :
Yeah Baby!!! Damn if it happens I'm willing to take 12 grade over again just for you, and in New Jersey! I insist you keep me after class for at least a year, I'm a baaaaaaaaaad Boy :-) Sweetheart that is the best news I've heard in a long time, but if you don't write and submit, I swear I will show up in your class...that's a promise. You can do both. You Rock!
from radiogurl :
WOOOHOOO! *Throws confetti, does the cha-cha (oops, sorry about that lamp I knocked over)* Congratulations on the certificate. Now you're cookin', girlfriend!
from radiogurl :
Oh, and by the way. I am SOOO there next time you hit the mall. Not sure how I'll get there, but I'll go with you and we'll kick those snot-nosed coffee-klatch kids' skinny name-calling butts. And you know we can do it, too.
from radiogurl :
Heck, I'd have been there HELPING your mom. Wonder how that cup would've look lodged in the snot-assed kid's windpipe, hmmm???
from radiogurl :
*hugs* What Michael said! Except I reserve the right to go to the mall with you when you feel like company - I haven't been in FOREVER!!
from arc-angel666 :
Ah A Starry Night my absolute favorite...you know what's weird? I just wrote to another friend about that very painting 5 days ago. My Father showed me that Van Gogh when I was 7, it has been my favorite ever since. Sweetheart they have forced your hand! You have no choice in the matter but to write, become famous and begrudgingly accept a Professorship at Yale, Teaching Creative Writing in between knocking out Best Sellers. You turned down Princeton, cause of its location, you wanted nothing to do with the New Jersey School system. One of your biggest sellers, a two volume Novel entitled How 40 Rejections, Stupid People forced me to Write Vol.1. Vol 2 Can those stupid People(who hire teachers in NJ) tell Me how in the Hell am I going to spend all this Money? Should you ever write me into one of your many many published works, could you make me 6"4"? I'm tired of the 5'11" thing :-)
from radiogurl :
*Hugs* I'm so sorry you didn't get the job. Sometimes it is soooo hard to know what to do next. :-/ I hope you have a better week next week...
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Honeybunny! I am so Glad your feeling better. I was worried you might feel worse today come out here and Kill my pooping Pelican. Poola has a great idea. I'll pick you and Radiogurl up at LAX we'll head down to San Diego, it by the way is a great place. I gotta tell ya I want to see Ghost on the Tall Ships. Vampires serving Coffee damn it doesn't get better than that. SD has great beaches and I love Mexican food! But we have to go to TJ too, it's a trip. Down town SD is cool. Then we'll grab Poola and head north. We'll stop in Newport Beach visit some of my crazy family (that'll give you insight why I am the way I am lol) Eat lunch at the Rex(best breaded Abalone) or Crab Cooker (best fish and Clam Chowder) then on to LA. Play there for awhile then to Malibu and you the 3 of you can watch my Pelican Poop :-) I'm happy and smiling, Rocky's happy and smiling (forgot to wash off the Happy Face) are you Happy and smiling? NOW GINA DON"T ME SEND THAT PHOTO! Smile Damn It! Love ya Cutie
from poolagirl :
I am sending you as much comfort as I can - albeit not as marvelous as the adventures Michael has planned for you. I have great empathy for you - I know the feeling of rejection well. But, should you come to visit me here in San Diego, this is what I can offer you: feeding the chickens and stealing their eggs, clambering all over a tallship and discovering all the ghosts in the nooks and crannies, going to a local coffeehouse staffed by a bunch of vampire wannabees, tasting the best Mexican food this side of the border, a trip to Disneyland, and a swing up through Malibu to visit Michael and his pooping pelican. There! Might you be grinning yet?
from thecrankyone :
((Hugs)) I can kinda understand a bit. The last two years I've applied for many jobs that sounded great, but I'm still stuck here in Vitamin Hell. I want to leave, but I also want an income.. I can't make things any better, but I am thinking of you, and sending some good vibes and positive karma over your way. I hope it all works out for you.
from radiogurl :
I was going to try and write something to cheer you up, but after Michael's sililoquy I think I'm outclassed, LOL! I'll talk to you tomorrow - and if my voice is back I'll call you tomorrow night :)
from arc-angel666 :
Sweetheart are you okay? I'm a little worried about you Honeybunny. I get scared when you don't tell me to shut up or something. I have an idea. I'll send you a planeticket, I'll pick you up at LAX. We'll have a quick Bite at Spago's then to my Home. You can walk on the Private Beach and gather your thoughts. Afterwards come back inside I'll have a nice warm blanket for you and COOKIES, the good kind. You can stretch out on the couch on the 2nd floor and face the Ocean or sit out on the deck and have a good cry while listening to and watching the Waves break. I'll be down in the Kitchen preparing a nice dinner for you. After dinner we'll bundle up and walk the beach again. We'll stop by Tony D's Home(Taxi and Who's the Boss) He's Italian and talks Jersey, in case your homesick. We'll walk back to my house. You can sleep in my room on the 3rd floor, from there you can see all the way to San Monica to the southeast, Catalina Island to the southwest, and Point Dume to the west, plus the vast expanse of the Pacific Ocean. I'll stay in one of the guest rooms below you. Anyway you can take a bubble bath in my small swimming pool sized bathtub, it has waterjets for sore muscles, then change into your jammies and come down stairs, I'll have a nice fire going (I use Orangewood it burns hot and smells nice) You can wrap up in your warm blanket in my oversized leather chair facing the fireplace and we can talk while sipping hot Coco, then by all mean cry again, make it a good hard cry, get it all out. Then I shall remove all my clothes and you can laugh until you can't laugh anymore lol. Then upstairs with you and you can sleep to your hearts content in my oversized California King bed, until noon if you like. I will even wear jammies just in case you wander to the 1st floor to raid the kitchen and happen upon me doing the same, if I were la natural again I wouldn't want you to start laughing non stop until the Sun came up lol. Oh yeah I forgot to tell you there's a Pelican that uses the 3rd floor deck railing to poop from, usually around 8 8:30 AM. He's friendly and a heck of a shot...nary a splatter on any of the 3 decks. Should you be up and reading the paper say in bed, do me a favor and let him have the sport page, he leave quicker that way. After Breakfast at Coogies(best breakfast in Malibu) we'll hit the road. For the next 2-3 days we would explore the City of Angels and repeat the same drill as the night before, by the 3rd night you should have non stop hiccups from viewing the Naked Mikey. At the end of the 4th day your tears of sadness should be replaced by hysterical laughter. I'll take you to Lax on the 5th day and put you on a plane home, I'm sure your family would be near death from missing you. As you aboard the plane I give you an envelope and tell you not to open it until your plane is over Kansas. You do and scream with laughter, once again I'm full frontal in the photo you pass the picture around the plane until everyone is folded over from laughter. Several people begin to experience chest pains as a Nun on the plane wants to know why the Man and the Banana in the photo are smiling? The head stewardess shows the pilot the photo he is laughing so hard he can't see through his tears and is force to land the plane in Indiana. The Fort Wayne Airport Manager gets into an arguement with the pilot, when he declares a Penis can not smile. The pilot says are you talking about the Dic in the picture or the Penis? For the photo, I had taken watercolor and painted a happy face on Rocky my Penis...the moral of the story is if Michael can be happy and Rocky his Penis can smile so can you. Okay the happy face is funny but I know your laughing at me because I'm naked....HEY STOP IT!! IT WAS COLD WHEN I TOOK THE PHOTO!!! :-) I went to the Dentist today maybe I shouldn't write after several injections of Novacaine? Seriously, is there anything I can do Sweetie? Call me Respectfully Michael
from radiogurl :
What's happening, girl??? Talk to me!!
from catinasnit :
Just unplug the damn thing and check the caller ID later. Sometimes crying into a soft blanket over a sad movie is the only thing there is left to do. Hope the weight lifts soon.
from wishtup :
it's always the woman in trouble when sex hurts? ......"Perhaps the best-known trait of mantids is the female’s notorious habit of biting off the head of her mate after, or during, copulation." I'm sure as she does it, she says something like "trust me, this hurts me more than it hurts you..." ; )
from radiogurl :
You know I'm rooting for you all the way - you'll do fine. Like we said, this would be a perfect transition for you *hugs*
from thecrankyone :
Love the new layout!! Good luck on the job interview..rock their socks!!
from nmnohr :
Layout is awesome, and so are you. You will do incredible. You deserve this, and you can totally knock them dead. Good Luck!!!!!
from poolagirl :
You go! Knock their socks off! I am dancing here in front of the computer for you! Can you see me? No? Good thing!
from radiogurl :
WOOOHOOO!! You'll do fine. Tell yourself that - you KNOW this stuff. You KNOW you're qualified. Just look at the interview as a teaching assignment where it's your job to teach the interviewer about you - after all, who knows that subject better??
from radiogurl :
So you're leaving it at that??? Yeesh.. BTW I emailed you - check your mail. I was going to call you but my voice is marginal right now and I know I'd better reserve it for work :-/
from freakymandy :
happy new year!!
from dangerspouse :
Hey there, Jersey Girl! Happy New Year to you too, kiddo - thanks for the note, and PHUCKET ALL!!
from radiogurl :
LMAO! Heck, what kind of friend are you, anyway? I figured you'd be sitting there next to me in jail, saying, "Dang... that was fun!"
from nmnohr :
Vodka kicks my ass every time I drink it. My husband makes this concoction that basically tastes like kool-aid, but really is just straight vodka with a few lemons and limes thrown in for good measure. It's shaken in a huge jar until the jar is frosted on the outside, and you pass it around. It's amazing, but each time I've had it, I end up in a world of oblivion!
from nmnohr :
Dark beer......ick. It makes me sick just thinking of it. I always imagine it tasting and feeling like mud. Disgusting. I'm a light girl myself, except for I drink Bud Light which makes me a bad Wisconsinite, since Miller is brewed here, but oh well.
from poolagirl :
Floaties in the beer? Drinking through a straw? I laughed until I hurt myself, girl!
from arc-angel666 :
Once again I laughed until I nearly puked. By the way what a lovely plastic butt. I do have a question? Being a Male and one who is indeed very familiar with his equipment I just have to ask what the hell is that stuff hanging...that's not a Penis/Dic and the boys is it? Oh one other question, where exactly does the finger go again? :-)
from nmnohr :
I so agree with you on the Old Navy commercial thing. Could they be more annoying and cheesy? I think not. But I love the store, and their stuff is cheap. Cheap = good. Cheap=more clothes for lil ol me. Someday go back and read my entries around February of 2004 and check out my lovely run in with the prostate organ. Actually my father's run in with his prostate organ. Not a fun time. And Briscoe is dead? I'm so sad.
from nmnohr :
I was also going to say that I liked your second email the best, and that you should send that to him........make him feel guilty for how he's acting. He's being selfish, and insensitive. I'm sorry you have to deal with all this family stuff. It's hard.
from radiogurl :
I honestly liked your second note and thought under the circumstances that it was perfectly appropriate. But what you did write was fine, too. If your uncle chooses not to be a part of your family, oh well. The way I see it, he's the one who loses out.
from catinasnit :
From everything you've written in the past, I think you've certainly come away with a good family attitude -- all in all. You seem to treasure what you were given, especially the Jewish/Italian traditions. I especially love reading about them.
from nmnohr :
Thanks for the note! I'm just going to go snoop around and catch up on your diary. I love what I've read so far. Your entry about your family is amazing. It's frustrating being misinterpreted by people in your own family, and sounds to me like your uncle has his own insecurites. Some day he'll come to his senses, and unfortunately - it'll probably be to late.
from radiogurl :
((((((((((Huge hugs))))))))))) I'm sorry you have no more family connections than that, but I certainly understand. My brother is the favorite even though he's a cheating, arrogant, abusive SOB. I was feeling a little guilty for my kids' sake because I felt like they were missing out with their cousins (his girls.) But then I was talking to the girls and they said their cousins are just like my brother. They think they're better than we are because they have money and a nice home. My kids want nothing to do with them. How sad for my nieces. They are the next generation to lose out. If you're like me, as exasperated as you are with your kids sometimes, you're also proud of them for dealing with and overcoming the realities of life.
from poolagirl :
Wow - what an amazing entry about your family. Family dynamics can be so weird and frightening. I admire you for staying your course and working on the goodness this world has to offer. Bless you.
from arc-angel666 :
I too have spent some time with a Hindu or two. They were very polite and in some sense helpful I think? I call my Son who's degree is in Computer Science and normally its fix in a minute or two. As for your Ankle, you might want to see a Doctor, seriously. I know your man loves you but you might want him to talk to me about buying presents, some of us are a little better at it. I know its the thought that counts but sometimes its better to put a little more thought into it and all benefit. As far as a time to call, I believe you said its better for you after 9:00 PM, please feel free anytime but if that's better for you its fine with me. Happy New Year
from radiogurl :
Oh, no no no. You insist that hubby return his vacuum. No husband in his right mind gives his wife a vacuum cleaner for Christmas or her birthday. That's more than bad form, it's an invitation to a divorce. After that little faux pas, he'd better come back with the leather jacket and at least some diamonds to make up for it!!!
from radiogurl :
*Grins* You survived the holidays. Is it any wonder that, one week after Christmas, the token symbol for new years is alcohol, flowing freely???
from whatloveisnt :
I hope you had a wonderful holiday today. Now we move on to the new year!! so Happy New Years :)
from arc-angel666 :
Now this is odd. I have spoken 4 times to Dangerspouse and twice to New Wifey this month, who both by the way live in Northern New Jersey yet nary a phone call from Her-story. Now Danger gets an invite to your home! Sheesh all I ask was for a phone call. Damn Santa has dropped the ball.
from radiogurl :
I didn't have time to go into the parental-advisory spot but hopefully will be able to do that when I get home tonight. Provided the sky doesn't fall between then and now, which is looking imminently possible.
from dangerspouse :
God, I'm STILL trying to get into girls' panties...but they don't come in my size! Oh, the frustration. Loved your story - it made me remember all over again why I got that vasectomy. Thanks for bearing the burden of progeny in my stead. And double thanks for the xmas invite!! You are The Babe, babe! As it happens, I *just* got off the phone with wifey, and she is bound and determined to drive, ice or no ice, all day tomorow and through the night to be on our doorstep by Christmas morning. Will she make it? I give her a 60/40 chance. She's a pretty determined broad. Anyway, just in case she does make it home alive, I should probably be here to greet her. However...should you care to do lunch one of these days, drop me an e-mail and we'll plan something. Thanks again for the offer - all kidding aside, it touched my Guinea heart :)
from arc-angel666 :
Good Morning Gina: Okay the story turned out okay with the motor mouth, but explain to me why you want to teach these Ghouls again lol? Yikes! To me it sounds a lot like getting your teeth pulled :-) For you I'm available anytime. I do have my last meeting of the year today its between 9:00 AM and 11:00 AM. After that I free. Merry Christmas Sweetheart!
from radiogurl :
Very cool story. I know kids like that - just when you decide that they should reinstate the death penalty just to shut him up, he goes and does something nice and you're obliged to like him again for a short while. Watch him - he will grow up to be a dead bore.
from arc-angel666 :
A Holiday/Birthday POOP FEST! What says celebration more than that? lol. When Sean was a little boy he got the stomach flu and being it was only him and I, it proved to be a great challenge. Vomitting and Poop by the yard! By the end of the first day I thought of calling my Mother, sisters, my Wife's (she had passed on 2 years earlier) Mother, her sisters....the Marines, they refused saying they would only react to a threat of national security...I told them if they could smell this they would know we were under attack, just kidding but I should have called them. After this 3 day onslaught I was near death....honestly I don't think I even said the word shit for over a year lol. As far as the smelly kids I would have called the local Fire Station and have them hose off the kiddies before they could enter the house. I'm wishing for you a Poopless Christmas Honeybuun
from mmmmmkay :
Hey it's sherri, I just thought I'd let you know for some reason, that I got his currents link to work finally, there was one little thing missing. That was almost a DUH!! have a great night and thanks for the help.
from whatloveisnt :
It's a deal~!
from radiogurl :
Okay, I concede. You are the first person who may have a worse family than mine. But only maybe. I reserve the right to recite proof at a later date, when I'm awake.
from radiogurl :
Wow... I can't imagine spending $250 for groceries. I remember a time I spent over that for a family of 6, but only when it was supposed to last us a month. When it's only me I spend about $75-85 for two weeks, give or take, though, so I guess that's fairly consistent considering your kids still live at home. :) A 60% off coupon is AWESOME!!! I'd love something like that, I'd make a killing, lol.
from arc-angel666 :
Okay I'll bite..A-whore with boobs? There is a huge storm in New Zealand making its way here...unfortunately the real big waves hit up North usually at a place called Mavericks. The biggest around here can get to 18-20 plus in big Winter storms. I prefer surfing the 5-8 foot range. When I was younger I enjoyed surfing bigger waves in Hawaii and Australia, but I leave those waves to the under 30 crowd. You have inspired me to share a drinking experience...no Vodka and no pizza but lots of Rum..if I get a chance I'll enter it after the Christmas party tonight which means I have to leave right now Bye :-)
from arc-angel666 :
Pizza and fine Russian Vodka shooters have landed me in rather odd and foreign places. Preverts! Stares! Breast! Gee that's pretty much three strikes for me lol. Congrats on making it through the course.
from radiogurl :
HAHAHA! That's unreal... And don't feel bad about attracting the bozo's and perverts of the world. You just go the ones I didn't marry, I guess, lol.
from catinasnit :
The few times I've had a "few too many" I woke up feeling *uh* hung over. But now, when I have such a night (as you just described), tossing and turning and looking at the clock, I experience the same "hung over" feeling. As I was reading you entry all I could think was, Oh, God, I know how that feels. Movie theaters are great places to sleep, BUT NOT IMAX THEATERS. You must have been exhausted.
from catinasnit :
I so feel for you. I really and truly do. My oldest daughter has been in college for 10 years. She also has a young school age child. Your woes are her woes. She is always worried about pel grants,scholoarships and student loans. Will they be enough? Will they stretch from semester to semester? She house sits and cares for other people's pets (and horses) for extra money. She calls me crying on a regular basis. But not for much longer, I hope. Our entire family has helped her and now she's about to graduate. She begins her new life next week in full time employment, actually doing something in her field of biology. Anyway, I won't feel sorry for you, but I will "feel for you."
from arc-angel666 :
Did you get my email? Celtic190@aol.com
from catinasnit :
THE KLAN... oooboy. The South. It's where I live and have lived most of my life; a very protected kind of life though. My kids think I live in a bubble,(hiding from the truth) because they THINK they know more than I do about this particular subject. Indeed, the Klan is all too real, living (unfortunately) within a few miles of my own home. My husband works for a newspaper and we have pictures that he took, while veiled in darkness, of a robed-up cross burning. ICK! Those ignorant people even dress their tiny babies and young children in white robes and pointed little hoods. Personally, I don't think their is any hope for changing them.
from whatloveisnt :
luckily being prego is not an option. But you gotta love friends like that. Thanks for the note.
from catinasnit :
Your new page is FINE! And I mean FINE. Did I mention that I love it? I'll be catching up on all your past posts, so be patient with this slow poke.
from radiogurl :
OMG - if that didn't keep you a perpetual virgin, nothing will, lol.
from arc-angel666 :
I have known Mark for 16 years, I have worked with him on four different shows, I have played golf with him in two different charity events and I've been to his house on a number of occasions. But I must admit the untouchable thingy was very clever lol.
from arc-angel666 :
I know Mark. Ah Ha! Leverage LOL.
from catinasnit :
My daughter, kidspinkcat, asked me to mention that she hasn't been able to post an entry since Thanksgiving because her computer crashed. She's hoping they'll find out what's wrong and get it up and running soon.
from radiogurl :
*Snort* Mark Harmon, huh? You sound as delusional as me. I knew there was a reason I liked you!!! :D :D :D
from radiogurl :
Ooooh, I like the new look. Cute!!
from arc-angel666 :
See! Its just around the corner, I know I have been there. In the next year or two you can expect to hear this.....Gee Mom you look great , did you get your hair cut? Oh by the way could I borrow the car? Gosh Mom its a little low on Gas, I was wondering if I could borrow the Gasoline credit card? I know I have already got my allowance for the next 5 years but could I get an advance? You know Mom you make that dress look great! And did I tell you I love you? Oh I won't be in until tomorrow morning, I am staying over at Sue's, her parents aren't going to be hom...I mean Bob's parents said it would be okay to spend the night LOL
from arc-angel666 :
Yeah when they throw it is a mess but I hated it more when they start taking. Right around 16 17. They take you car, motorcycle, your surfboard your credit card, money, your Car and Money, Your credit card and Car, Your surfboard, car, money and credit car :-)
from radiogurl :
I know what you mean about the 18 month old. I have one living with me this week. She's also learned the word "Twee." She's also challenging me to teach her why she can't eat the ornaments.
from catinasnit :
My Lord, your entry today sounds like my daughter's tearful woes -- every single day! I've got to tell her to be sure and read yours. Maybe she won't feel so alone.
from radiogurl :
Ya know, I like pumpkin pie, but I'm with the kid. I think I'd have cried over that end result, lol. Hopefully I'll be able to eat a traditional Thanksgiving meal this weekend, provided I can stay awake long enough to cook it!
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Gina: First happy belated Thanksgiving! As far as playing football always try to get tackled in the soft ground preferabley in the Mud!
from catinasnit :
The holidays are here, along with family members that make all that holiday family arguing possible. Insults too. Me? I love Italian food. I watch Rachel Ray's 30 minute meals all the time (the Cooking Network). Her mother was 100% Italian and her father Cajun. Now there's a combo. Hey, at least she has a heritage that she can poke fun at, and dones -- frequently. Be proud of yours. Come to think of it, wouldn't cooking Italian be a fun change of pace for a Christmas meal? I might just try it.
from catinasnit :
Welp, I went to the icon and clicked on -- eeyou! Can you imagine -- can you just imagine having a job like that? But, hey, we dealt with baby poo, AND did it all without rubber gloves, so ... Hurray for our side. Wonder if they have an icon for that? ~ Rebecca Wells touched a special nerve in me (and for my daughter, kidspinkcat. Just ask her). My mother WAS the mother (not the grandmother) in Little Alters Everywhere. That was MY life as a child. I had a mother who WAS a tap-dancing, child abuser and so were her sisters. But I love my mother (who is now in a nursing home and can't remember that I'm her daughter) more than I can say, and admire everything she was to me. ~ The two books Rebecca Wells wrote will be in my library for as long as I live. By the way, I was so disappointed in the movie.
from arc-angel666 :
You haven't seen the bad boy in me yet? Well Honeybunny count your blessings. Your lucky I live 3000 miles away from you. On Thanksgiving give thanks to the God of your choice he has place me in California and You in New Jersey, You are safe....For Now heh heh heh! Gina I have grown quite fond of you and trust me I'd be all over you like a cheap suit if you lived closer, say like in Pennsylvania lol. So are you feeling better? Are you still blowing bubbles from your nose? I think of all the things I dislike, a snotty nose is at the top of the list. Now if you still want the bath and massage my bags are still packed lol.
from catinasnit :
Just what is that oozzing from the icon's hand anyway? A worm? Gross-meow(a holdover word from when my kids were little and couldn't say, gross me out). ~ Obviously you need a long nap. Have a good week.
from radiogurl :
Eww, LOL! I agree, those are pretty darned high in the ick-ter scale. Almost up there with diaper detail, lol.
from arc-angel666 :
Tampon squeezer..ho hum, Anal Warts on the other hand well, YIKES! Okay I'm getting my gear together. Oil of Peppermint...check. Eucalyptus....check, Jasmine...check, Lavander....check, Scented oil for your massage.....check...oh wait is there a particular scent you prefer for the hot bath I'll being drawing for You? I'm ready....could you define mostly please? :-)
from radiogurl :
Take Michael (arc-angel666) up on his offer. Best thing I've heard all day, lol. You sound like I feel tonight :-/
from poolagirl :
I don't do pills either. You are not a wimp, you are special - just like me. So there!
from arc-angel666 :
Why in God's name would the Pizza Guy wash his hands after Peeing? Well I guess he could only to pick his Nose just before delivering to your house. If you would really like to know where Phelm comes from I'd be glad to explain it in really graphic detail heh heh heh! Seriously Sweetheart I wish I could make you feel better. Tuck you in to your warm little Couch with nice soft blankets cook you some Chicken soup, bring you warm tea while I massaged your feet. Put a little drop of Eucalyptus oil under your nose so you breathe easier and a dollop of Mentholatum (oil of Peppermint) to ease your bronchials and bronchus (little branches in your lungs and your windpipe) and dry up fluids in your lungs. THen massage your head , neck and shoulders until you fall asleep. Get better soon Sweetheart
from catinasnit :
"...if the pizza guy washes his hands after he pees and BEFORE he delivers pizza..." Now there's a happy thought. Ye Gods! Maybe being sick actually CLEARS your mind OR getting baby poo into your digestive system because you ate a piece of pizza that had been touched by a baby covered in poo.
from catinasnit :
My daughter (kidspinkcat)LOVED your toy entry. She even called me at work to tell me how hard she laughed at your eye-ball roll review.
from radiogurl :
*Hugs* Poor thing! I hope you get over this stuff soon. It does have a tendency to linger and to make you miserable :(
from arc-angel666 :
As Boys go we never seem to get out of that get naked thingy. I still enjoy that although I do try to refrain from peeing myself lol. Petersburg was more of a seige than a battle. I have seen photos from the 3 days of battle at Gettysburg that show a pile of arms and hands at least 10 to 12 feet high, another almost double in size containing legs and feet. At one of my Grandfathers properties in Virginia (Manases/Bull Run) His Father undercover a pit filled with Leg bones from what they think might have been the Second Manases/Bull Run Battle. Most showed horrible trauma and saw marks. Nothing like trying to function while filled with snott LOL. Nothing is more attractive, so how about a little snotty Fish kiss......NOT! lol Hope you feel better soon you little Yankee Sweet Pie from your Southern fathom Fish kiss Lover lol.
from radiogurl :
Hehehe... Aren't babies fun when they figure out how to take off their diapers? My granddaughter's at that stage, too. She's also figuring out how to pull off pants, shirts, whatever, so it gets to be very interesting when she's here...
from arc-angel666 :
Thanks Sweetie, but is it necessary I wear it so often and that I look so good in my hat of Ass? lol
from catinasnit :
Okay. I've got to immediately e-mail my daughter (kidspinkcat) and tell her to read your latest entry. The Potty Elmo will snag her attention right away.
from radiogurl :
*Hugs* Hope your work's progressing better now. History is fascinating. And I'm with you about what makes a scholarly book. It's got to prove the theory of entropy between pages!
from almostlaura :
Thanks for relating to my, uh, verbal, uh, outburst! I much appreciate it!
from catinasnit :
Our mall is so tiny that we never see anything remotely funny - or maybe it's just because I don't shop there much. You and your husband certainly have a "Straight Eye for the Queer Guy." (*I'm laughing, okay?)
from radiogurl :
You'd be amazed how many men still DO think that women have to ask permission to go out, to wear makeup, to spend money they earned, to even go to the grocery store.
from arc-angel666 :
MY God Gina you make me laugh! Reading of your visit to Q City, the buse ride, Pepe La Pew your tour guide, and Butter Man in the teeny weenie Speedo and the rest, well, I nearly blew Lunch! lol. As for Arafat, I have mixed feeling about this man. Suicide Bombers and terrorism is of course inhuman and never right regardless of the cause. His fortitude and his belief in his cause and his people I admire. If you look into this man and his beginnings and the men who stood across the line from him, the reality is they are the same people. The early leaders of Israel had a price on their head by the British for the very same crimes. I'm really not in the mood to expound on this situation. But he was a part of history and he should get his due...but enough is enough and I agree, say your piece and be done with it. Having already blown lunch I don't want to even think about having sex with Lizza...poor poor man! Scott Peterson is scum and deserves his day with the needle right after he is skinned alive. Anyone involved with hurting, maiming or killing Children and Women should die but slowly. I for one will not tolerate violence against Women and Children, I react badly when present during this abuse. I have seen this 4 separate times and each time I couldn't stand by and reacted in kind to those hurting these women and children. I have to share this one instance. I came out of a store to the sight of a group of people standing around watching a man beat this woman. I broke through the circle and couldn't believe my eyes, no one was doing anything. I made eye contact with this giant of a guy who was watching, he sheepishly claim it was the man's girlfriend and it wasn't his business. As I turn away from him in disgust, the woman with a bloody face fell to the ground on her hands and knees the man kick her in the stomach. I was enraged and flew at the man. I first hit him with an open palm strike to his ear in hopes it would rupture his ear drum, I was successful. I thrust my left foot through his upper thigh with and step through sidekick tearing it. he dropped to his knees and I drove an innerward elbow into his left orbital ridge. He flew backwards and I squated over him, inviting him to do something. His face had a look of terror, and I ask him if he thought his girlfriend had felt that way has he beat her? I slapped him with an open hand signifying severe disrespect. Everybody was cheering but it sicken me, after all they allow the beating of this woman. I told him the fun had just begun, I wanted to have him feel what she went through especially the fear. I leaned in closer and with my best scary low voice I told him there was a sweetness to pain and to lay back and enjoy it...he started to screaming he was terrified...I laughed inside, I wasn't going to hit him again I just want him to relate to the fear he instilled in his girlfriend. All the sudden someone had grabbed me by the hair and was pulling, screaming for me to stop. I rose and spun out of the grib on my hair. poised to attack i advanced and to my surprise there stood the woman who had just receive a terrible beating. Her face bleeding and blood coming from her mouth she stood back fearing I might hurt her. She sobbed and begged me not to hurt her man. I was amazed and felt sorry for this pitiful woman who was protecting this miserable excuse of a man who had just attempted to kill her. You'd think I'd learn my lesson and not get involved ever again...nope i did it 3 other times and honestly I will never stand by and allow that to happen. I hate violence but I'll be damn before I will allow it to happen to Women and Children. Alrighty then I need to calm down I'm going for a run on the beach now, maybe I'll beat up a seal or something lol JUst kidding!
from arc-angel666 :
MY God Gina you make me laugh! Reading of your visit to Q City, the buse ride, Pepe La Pew your tour guide, and Butter Man in the teeny weenie Speedo and the rest, well, I nearly blew Lunch! lol. As for Arafat, I have mixed feeling about this man. Suicide Bombers and terrorism is of course inhuman and never right regardless of the cause. His fortitude and his belief in his cause and his people I admire. If you look into this man and his beginnings and the men who stood across the line from him, the reality is they are the same people. The early leaders of Israel had a price on their head by the British for the very same crimes. I'm really not in the mood to expound on this situation. But he was a part of history and he should get his due...but enough is enough and I agree, say your piece and be done with it. Having already blown lunch I don't want to even think about having sex with Lizza...poor poor man! Scott Peterson is scum and deserves his day with the needle right after he is skinned alive. Anyone involved with hurting, maiming or killing Children and Women should die but slowly. I for one will not tolerate violence against Women and Children, I react badly when present during this abuse. I have seen this 4 separate times and each time I couldn't stand by and reacted in kind to those hurting these women and children. I have to share this one instance. I came out of a store to the sight of a group of people standing around watching a man beat this woman. I broke through the circle and couldn't believe my eyes, no one was doing anything. I made eye contact with this giant of a guy who was watching, he sheepishly claim it was the man's girlfriend and it wasn't his business. As I turn away from him in disgust, the woman with a bloody face fell to the ground on her hands and knees the man kick her in the stomach. I was enraged and flew at the man. I first hit him with an open palm strike to his ear in hopes it would rupture his ear drum, I was successful. I thrust my left foot through his upper thigh with and step through sidekick tearing it. he dropped to his knees and I drove an innerward elbow into his left orbital ridge. He flew backwards and I squated over him, inviting him to do something. His face had a look of terror, and I ask him if he thought his girlfriend had felt that way has he beat her? I slapped him with an open hand signifying severe disrespect. Everybody was cheering but it sicken me, after all they allow the beating of this woman. I told him the fun had just begun, I wanted to have him feel what she went through especially the fear. I leaned in closer and with my best scary low voice I told him there was a sweetness to pain and to lay back and enjoy it...he started to screaming he was terrified...I laughed inside, I wasn't going to hit him again I just want him to relate to the fear he instilled in his girlfriend. All the sudden someone had grabbed me by the hair and was pulling, screaming for me to stop. I rose and spun out of the grib on my hair. poised to attack i advanced and to my surprise there stood the woman who had just receive a terrible beating. Her face bleeding and blood coming from her mouth she stood back fearing I might hurt her. She sobbed and begged me not to hurt her man. I was amazed and felt sorry for this pitiful woman who was protecting this miserable excuse of a man who had just attempted to kill her. You'd think I'd learn my lesson and not get involved ever again...nope i did it 3 other times and honestly I will never stand by and allow that to happen. I hate violence but I'll be damn before I will allow it to happen to Women and Children. Alrighty then I need to calm down I'm going for a run on the beach now, maybe I'll beat up a seal or something lol JUst kidding!
from catinasnit :
I can't imagine why in the world Scott Peterson didn't simply file for divorce. My husband suggested he probably didn't want to pay child support for the next 18 years. All his legal fees will amount to way more than the cost of child support. It makes my stomach clinch at the very thought of this man (and the women you mentioned). The meticulous details of murder. Insane. Insane!
from radiogurl :
Ugh - sorry about the cold, didn't mean to send you a computer virus, lol. And whenever a significant world leader dies, the media seems to think the only way to deal with it is to saturate every moment with follow-up references. I think the intent is a tribute, but the overkill trivializes a life, reducing it to a media circus. Give the person a realistic acknowledgement and move on. The memory will be more powerful for it.
from catinasnit :
I'm guessing there is usually a reason why certain presidents are war-mongers. ~~ I always love history involving women. Suggestion: Widows by the Thousands (Revolutionary & Civil war widows) and the wives of King Henry the VIII. A facinating time in history.
from catinasnit :
I'm guessing that's a picture of Chateau de Frontenac. What does Chateau mean; Castle? ~~ that poor man must have a deficiency in his diet, but I'll bet he's as regular as clockwork.
from arc-angel666 :
The falling/tripping thingy? Stop drinking at 10 in the morning! LOL! Just kidding! My first two years of college were filled with falls. First being away from home for the first time at the ripe old age of 16 nearly 17 years old at CU. I was pursuing a degree in science (biology) I decided to conduct experiments on the consumption of large amounts of alochol and its effects on the control (me). It seems it effected my balance, eye sight and judgement. A curious side effect falling and waking up naked in female students bed. Now that's a wonderful experience, meeting for the first time, nude in each others arms lol. No wonder it took 5 years to graduate...not the naked women, not the alochol but the falls, yeah that's it, the falls!
from catinasnit :
The last time I fell over a curb like that I tore my knee (but not my tights - go figure) and shattered my teacup. ~~ Thanks SOO much for the good web sites and all your help.
from radiogurl :
I biff it all the time. Tripped when picking my daughter up from work a few days ago, took the skin off of one knee and the other one is a nice, vibrant shade of marbled purple-and-green now. Kind of tough to pretend you meant to do it when I land hard.
from freakymandy :
hey :) Yeah. Two options, neither is good. I say, when I be Mom, I will nag and nag and probably my kids will grow some ears ;) (that is an enlightening note) :D xxx take care <3 ya.
from radiogurl :
Whew... FINALLY got back here. Let's not talk about the hour. And crock pots are God's REAL gift to womankind. You can take the lid off to check something. You can leave the lid off for half an hour if push comes to shove (though admittedly, that long might dry things out, though of course I wouldn't know that *whistles innocently*) I love my crock pot almost as much as I love my computer!!!
from catinasnit :
THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH for the info and the picture you put on your site just for li'l ol me on Kinex. My eight year old grandson would most likely love this stuff and it's such a great Christmas idea. ~~ hey, if it makes you feel any better, my diamond is tiny, but I've still got grown children in college$$$$$, so no Bling for me for a long long time. ~~ Crock Pots Rock!
from arc-angel666 :
You bet, the Hope Diamond possibly, The Star of Persia, The Eye of Kasistan maybe all three...God knows your worth every Carat, so a big one it is. Your not suppose to brush your hair while its wet? Really? No one told me! Its a conspiracy! Women tell me to brush my hair while its wet, they hate the idea that I a Man have really long, thick beautiful hair. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful oops I mean my hair is beautiful lol.
from almostlaura :
Hey, thanks for the note...yeah, surveys are a bit weak. Really, they are filler, so who am I kidding? And just so you know, I love your diary...Seriously. :)
from arc-angel666 :
Hey Sweetheart: Loved the photo and those earings! Candy Yikes! Of course I never have a problem with that stuff until I start working out for the next project. I am working really hard for Hawaii, my tummy will be showing in this one and since vanity has a strangle hold on me lol. Also I do indeed know of the trouble with brushes, since my hair is probably longer than anyone here I fight daily with it. My favorite is huge knotts and when pulling with the brush you notice your nose now sits on your forehead. But then again I'm very happy I have hair and lots of it. As a young boy I found a dog in the road obviously hit by a car. I love dogs and still do so I went to the rescue. I reached under it and lifted and the dog broken into two.....I was devastated. I still try to help if I see an animal in trouble but I'm alot more cautious. Please have a snickers for me....Love ya Mommy Dearest, oh by the way I'll buy you a great big Diamond Ring if you promise NOT to marry me, I wouldn't want Marriage to ruin our affair lol.
from catinasnit :
Excuse me, but what's Kinex? My oldest grandson LOVES to construct and build too. LOVED your pic of Mommy Dearest (my own personal mother, by the way). Gave me such a warm feeling.
from freakymandy :
your middle child.. haha, he seems impossible, but you look like you can handle them :) are you in any diet of any sense? because you can eat a bar of chocolate every day.. but take out "something" from your food intake.. heh, doh :P but yeah, dont deprive.. i dont feel any urge of anything..maybe it comes with practice, but since you have affinity for it, you can just prolly eat half a bar a day to curb that devil? but its really innocent..the chocolate :) i love nuts..and everyone knows how 'bad' it is.. but its so good, i wont resist any :P take care <3
from freakymandy :
thank you for the looonggg note. helps a lot. about the rug burn thing.. i dunno, but i tell you that you seem like a funny great mom to have.. like a mom to run to, to talk about shit. i can tell my mom shit sometimes but she gets into a funny "PMSY" mode and would suddenly stop me and say, "Oh man, you're a handful.. my brain is exploding..stop your shit!" when she was laughing with me before. i was like, "Oh.. ok. Boo hoo" lol. oo, i do that to my mom too.. about the "ouuuu mmp fff!" thing.. it's like, dude, im on with something and you're spoiling the moment! lol. and she gets into a pissy mode cuz really.. it's a small thing, i know, but i just dont want to.. haha.. *blushes in guilt*
from radiogurl :
Ack about the rug burns! And about the not being able to style your hair: thank you for that. You're not the only brush-tard, lol. I am soooo not a beautician! I can manage makeup but never have been able to do jack with my hair.
from arc-angel666 :
You know, young Boys need to hear that too (I love you). Your a good Mom :-)
from freakymandy :
uhm, you want a daughter but you can't get it? :( i've always like a girl.. im scared if my boy will not feel omfortable with me...and i dont know, i just think its unfair to raise a boy and tell him he cant cry lest everyone will think of him as a gay and then i cry so much. it's weird :P
from radiogurl :
*Hugs* Don't feel bad that you forgot your son had a half day. You clearly love him. There's a difference between a moment's forgetfulness and genuinely not caring. I won't relate them, just trust me on this - they're nowhere near the same.
from freakymandy :
thank you so much... you have no idea how MUCH that note really means! I'm trying to fight that... like, you know, don't REPEAT the same mistakes committed but I know I will, and that really worries me! my friends look at me and they just can't relate their lives to me, because I am so uptight and sometimes they get worried over things that I have worried and found solutions to, so it's like they run to me when they have problems and sometimes they can't accept what I have to say, because they know they're true like, saying bad things about others show how little the confidence you have in yourself, and thus you're trying to make others little to make yourself BIGGER and they're like, "yeah.. but I feel so hurt when they do this to me." and im like, "Yes it hurt, but there's something harder, but ignore them!" which i do, but their "solution" is to gang together and use force which produces more trouble...oh no, im rambling again. THANKS FOR EVERYTHING and haha, im too weak and "girl" physically that I quit on my job. my dad supports me all the way.. lol. back to the days when there's no food at home, I guess :P thanks for everything... <3 ya so muchhh.
from catinasnit :
Years ago we had a next door neighbor kind of like that, only she was an old-er lady (witch). WishI had picked up on it sooner, and NOT taken my kids there. BIG MISTAKE!
from radiogurl :
Wow! I like that neighbor's style. Sadly, it's not smart to mow the lawn here after dark. The rattlesnakes and scorpions get really pissy when you mow them, ya know. And nighttime you can't see them, so...
from poolagirl :
GAAAAAAAA! Your neighbor is a psycho! Mowing his lawn for HOURS? What kind of nutzoid does that?
from arc-angel666 :
I am not a fan of Mrs. Kerry either, fortunately she isn't running for office. I wonder what the White House must had been like with Mrs. Linclon....Halloween everyday? I just believe we have to have someone in the Republican party that has a better grade point average, a better work history and a lot more savy dealing with other countries. I worry the Republican party has taken a stance of protecting their own and to hell with the rest of the folks here. He spent a lot of time planning a grand War and 0 time on the Peace anyway I'll get into that later. If we had a better Republican canidate I'd vote for him or her in a heart beat.
from catinasnit :
I laughed when I read the part about taking a shower and peeing. Hysterical. My youngest daughter (kidspinkcat) told me the other day that she actually got to take her time shaving her legs without her two-year-old standing outside the door yelling mommy-mommy-mommy. ~~ Ooooh those Chur... can't remember how you spelled it, sound yummy, really yummy! You're such a good mother. Been there, done that many many times.
from radiogurl :
Oooh churros! *Drools* Sounds heavenly. Okay it's official, I need a sugar fix already, lol.
from arc-angel666 :
No you don't remind me of dead foilage. The fall colors reminded me of your graphics and because I was thinking of you I thought I'd drop you a line
from arc-angel666 :
Hey Gina: Frankie Valle screaming at his female employees and his description is enough for me not to have my hair cut there...don't go. Gooey kids and apples, all hyper on sugar yikes!! Gina the Ace reporter should investigate the paper as to why she's not getting paid. I love acting but if I didn't get paid I'd turn into one of those gooey apple eatin sugar crazed kids and the world would split in half and they WOULD paid me and extra to leave lol. Just kidding but it would be nice to get paid for your work. I am in the local Mountains today and everything is covered in 2 feet of snow, it truly is a wonderland. There were a group of trees who's tops were huddled together covered in snow. I thought I'd peek inside and to my surprise there was a cluster of bright red and yellow leaves surrounded by more demure fall colors and I immediately thought of you. I walked back inside the house, went to my laptop for a Her-story fix. And as always the corners of my mouth have turned up and I'm smiling...thanks Honeybunny.
from radiogurl :
Hey! I wanna be in your class, room nazi or not!
from radiogurl :
Ack... I'd say you have to give the students props for not calling in security to chase him away.
from catinasnit :
My gosh! You're right. That guy's got some BIG ONES. I guess he feels, if you don't ask, you won't know. Probably doesn't mind being rejected either.
from arc-angel666 :
STOP! Don't do it! The mere mention of a haircut makes me bleed. But then again it might go good with my shiner lol. I love long hair. If you cut your hair, well okay I'll still love ya. Take a picture of it before you do whack it off, I know you don't want anyone here to see your pretty face, so turn around and have someone take a picture of the back of it. You know a before and after thingy. AS far as doing a paper on Slavery I think its a great idea. Your passionate about the subject and speak your mind and you know quite a bit about it. I want to read it when your finished and remember can't use the F word lol.
from radiogurl :
well that just sucks. I hate when you make time in YOUR schedule for something and it gets cancelled on you :-/
from arc-angel666 :
Ice stopped the swelling for awhile, Steak makes your face smell like meat, but I haven't had a shiner for so long, I kinda like it. And you bet I made up stories! But not like you would think. I told the crew at the set Barbara W. date raped me. But I had to change that quickly I think a couple people believed it...everyone knows how hard it is to get into my pants lol. Then the story turned into 5 women with hatchets, then 20, then back to 5 women and 20 men armed with swords who I dispensed immediately and the last woman threw a rock while running away and hit me in the eye. Then I vessed up..Barbara hit me for no reason lol. I was led to believe the first slave trading was done by the Dutch in New Amsterdam (NYC) Remember I ask in the late 1600's to the early 1700's? The British had a slave trading station in York (New) IN Mass actually in all of the 13 Colonies....I was told as you said agriculture began picking up in the South and the trading set up in Virginia, Carolina. The British moved to the Caribbean after the Revolutionary War. Slavery as I understand it was started by the Spanish in New Orleans and the French continued the practice and of course by the Americans after the purchase of Louisiana Territories. When did the British actually ban Slavery in England? I know they continued to subjectgate people and countries long after they ban slavery. The left side of my face is frozen and smells of Porterhouse so its time for me to say Good Night Cutie
from radiogurl :
Mmm... homemade chicken soup... *Drools*
from catinasnit :
Good night, I can't spell. What I said was, "... came in here to read personal (blush) diaries before I put away my own groceries..." Sorry, it just makes more sense now.
from catinasnit :
OOOOO your house smells so good! And I'm soooo hungry right now. Went to the grocery store and came in her to ready (blush) personal diaries before I put them all away. And here you are, sweating over your own meal as I'm piddeling my time away. Hey, by the way, handling chicken skins and slickery parts is why God invented rubber gloves. Bon appitite!
from radiogurl :
Ugh... Drunken country songs. Though come to think of it, is there any other kind?
from arc-angel666 :
Its offical I got a SHINER! I can't remember the last time I had a black eye...this one is a beauty. The Woman that bestowed this lovely gift on me has called 3 times apologizing. I told her it was fine and not to worried and I too apologized for the keying of her car that will occur sometime in the future..just kidding, she didn't laugh either lol. I think I finally convinced her I knew it was an accident and that I was never angry at her. You know whats weird? I have been looking at it all morning long and strangely I kinda like it. It gives you a youthful appearance, and says your a sucker for a right hook lol.
from arc-angel666 :
Its offical I got a SHINER! I can't remember the last time I had a black eye...this one is a beauty. The Woman that bestowed this lovely gift on me has called 3 times apologizing. I told her it was fine and not to worried and I too apologized for the keying of her car that will occur sometime in the future..just kidding, she didn't laugh either lol. I think I finally convinced her I knew it was an accident and that I was never angry at her. You know whats weird? I have been looking at it all morning long and strangely I kinda like it. It gives you a youthful appearance, and says your a sucker for a right hook lol.
from arc-angel666 :
Its offical I got a SHINER! I can't remember the last time I had a black eye...this one is a beauty. The Woman that bestowed this lovely gift on me has called 3 times apologizing. I told her it was fine and not to worried and I too apologized for the keying of her car that will occur sometime in the future..just kidding, she didn't laugh either lol. I think I finally convinced her I knew it was an accident and that I was never angry at her. You know whats weird? I have been looking at it all morning long and strangely I kinda like it. It gives you a youthful appearance, and says your a sucker for a right hook lol.
from radiogurl :
Ugh about the kids situation. I barely managed to deal with my own kids. Maybe the mom thinks since you're a teacher that therefore it's okay for you to be responsible for her child even when you're not being paid for the job? I don't know what motivates some people's decisions.. For what it's worth, I got Elrond on the LOTR test. Go figger, LOL.
from arc-angel666 :
According to your test I would be Aragorn/Viggo Mortensen, by the way he's a Dane also. My referrence to Sugarcane included the Caribbean if you check into the Cane field owners you will see a lot of folks from Texas, Florida, Louisiana, Alabama and Mississippi, which by the way all produced Sugarcane. A lot of those folks were also traders of Slaves, most of that business was done in the Caribbean. Tobacco was a huge money maker, little know fact over half of the plantation owners and or their partners were from the North. A lot of names associated with the Robber Barons were involved with Tobacco. THats kinda of weird, US bans trading slaves but you could own them. As you know once the ban was in place most just moved their operations to the Caribbean. I didn't cut and paste, as I mentioned when we first met that I'm a big fan of history. I'm especially fond of the Civil War era. I have family that participated and played a big part in it. I wasn't aware that you taught classes involving slave trading, do you know where the biggest auctions of slaves took place in America in the late 1600 and early 1700s? Its funny how history makes it into the books, point in case. Several Publications Listed my Family as part of the Slave trading market and these same publications said my family owned slaves in rather large quanities. The fact was they did not and went to court over it. And with proof won in a 6 year court battle in 3 States to have it stricten from the history books. Being that my family back then was involved with Southern Politics, were members of the Military (CSA) 4 were West Point Grads before the war, and wealthy business owners (none of those business ever involved Slavery) were tossed in with the rest. I was told it was part of the punishment for being on the wrong side. Slavery was and is one of the most cruel thing people do to other people. And it was a part of the South it was shameful, disgusting and people should never forget it....but it was also part of the North. Like in the South slave owners were in the minority. Indentured is a funny word, by meaning it is listed to bind as an apprentice. According to stories handed down by my family we were indentured by the British in Ireland, and by the way I have never heard the word apprentice mentioned, but I did hear of land taken, beatings, rapes, forced labor, children bonded into the British Navy and Army, murder and hangings. In America one could be indentured for a period of 5/7/10 years and practice was brought to America by the British. I have read stories of some of these apprenticeships, not all but most sounded like Slavery to me, granted only for 5 to 7 years but slavery just the same. The only point I was tryinmg to make about the C-word and most of it was playing was once upon a time the latin word Cunnis meant Vagina and somewhere along the way its meaning changed. Oh guess what? I got punched in the eye today and it looks as though I'll have a black eye soon. One of the female stars on this particular show was to punch me in the face in one shot. We were practicing the scene with the stunt coordinator and a producer yell to me, I turned to face him she let her fist fly as I turned back I got whacked lol
from arc-angel666 :
Pluck it out! (the hurty Eye) Then get another, of course it should be a different color, then we could hang. Since I have a green and a brown one maybe you should get a blue one? My Left eye is green so your right eye should be Blue. Then when we hang out, we should get some interesting stares lol. Okay right to the good stuff. The C-word comes from the Latin word Cunnis or sometimes spelled Cunntis...its meaning, Female Genitalia, to be exact the external organ of the female reproductive system. I believe the first time it was used out of context was an exchange between Cleopathra and Marc Anthony. Reportedly Cleo made referance to Markie... "An-noc Toc An-noc Marcus ec Maximus Dicus"! To which Markie replied "Et Tu Cleo, Et Hugeus Cunnis and Maximus Bitchus! They both got counselling and went away to Club Malta for the weekend. Slavery certainly was a big issue in the Civil War. 12% of the population of the South owed Slaves. Rice, Cotton and Sugarcane crops had to have a huge work force to make it profitable and slavery did just that. Had the plantation owners been forced to pay a white work force wages it would have cut into their opulence. The South countered with the disgusting pratice of using children in the unsafe factories of the North and 12-18 hour work days for terrible wages. Slavery of course was worse, but a factory worker in the 1850/70s in New England wasn't much fun. Slavery was one of the major issues of the War. But that card wasn't played until 1863 by Abe. Remember at the start of the War there were 5 Union States that still had slaves Kentucky and Missouri and Maryland having large amount of slaves. In the 1850's the largest source of income and taxable dollars came out of the South. Although the North had a larger population and more industry, there was more money in the South due to the Textile industry (cotton), Natural resources and extremely low overhead(slaves). The North attempted to tax the South more, also stopped government subsideries in shipping and railroads and taxed them more. The North refered to it has getting their fair share. The Issue of Slavery became a Government policy after Gettysburgs, it was then Abe freed all slaves, not before the War. Taxation on products, Shipping and Railroads, use of ports and waterways started the ball rolling. Of course the best thing that happened from the war was abolishing slavery, unfortunately most freed slaves returned to work for the previous owners for terrible wages, still couldn't vote nor own property. The former slaves that headed North didn't get a real good welcome there either. Real freedom came in 1964. I haven't receive a single email from you I just figured you got a new boyfriend LOL.
from radiogurl :
I wondered what the heck you were talking about with the mother-sister thing, but then realized that with incest it's possible. Hopefully that's not your story subject! I agree with you, though, about the C word. Imho it's comparable to the N word. If you use it, expect to be annihilated.
from catinasnit :
I'll have to try that poking my eye with my finger tactic; except it's always MY right eye. Can you believe that my father claims he has NEVER experienced a headache?
from poolagirl :
HA HA HA! Chicken goobery stuff! What a great entry! About those pumpkin seeds.......I clean them off (get rid of the stringy stuff) and then put them in a shallow backing dish with a wee bit of butter and salt. Roast in a low oven for about 15 - 20 minutes (shaking them every so often). Once they are a wee bit brown and crusty, they are done! YUMMITHY!
from catinasnit :
I absolutely fell over laughing at your McDonald's -- chipmunk cheek, story. Look at it this way, thank goodness there are people, stangers even,who actually give a darn. I could tell you story after story after story about similar situations raising my children. My daughter, kidspinkcat.diaryland.com has two very young boys only 14 months apart. I'll have to tell her to read your entry.
from radiogurl :
*Shakes head* I raised four kids, too. You can tell the differece in chipmunk cheeks brought on by chicken nuggets and the blasé glee from munching on silk flowers. Trust me on this, lol.
from niceguymike :
Well, I don't really think red fits me. I mean, I *used* to do the athlete thing, especially in college and the Army, and for a little while afterwards, but not in, say 19 or so years. Most of it was pretty darn off-track. I knew a woman once who said she could see auras, and she told me what colors mine was, but I forgot.
from niceguymike :
I guess it's good to know that spam is an equal-opportunity annoyance.
from arc-angel666 :
A-Sexual? Hmmmmmmmmm. I guess I'm asexual too unless I'm with some one lol.
from radiogurl :
Oooh Dollar stores are da bomb! Good luck!
from arc-angel666 :
Your Dad's a DDB? A Damn Daniel Boone, Dudette how cool is that? Nothin like seeing Bambi's Mom or Dad hanging in the Garage. Your Dad did it the right way. Gotta slit the throat and have the heart above the opening as to drain the blood. Then slice from lower rib cage to hinney and remove gut sack and internals.. Its best to leave hanging for a day or two before butchering especially if you like the gamey taste. I did hunt as a kid but after the Army shooting and killing anything regardless of the reason lost any appeal it had before. I paint wildlife now. So what's this I hear about your sexual desire? From what I have learned its about preparing and stoking the fire to get the desired heat...sometimes it takes a little longer to light the fire but honey it'll burn and get real hot.
from radiogurl :
You know, I can't remember the last pumpkin I carved. It's been at least a few years. I bought one to make pumpkin pie a few years back, and that's the last I remember!
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Honey Bun: Chicken Blight, Kid snot Factories and Baseball Bats, God you turn me on! If I were your husband we'd have 100 kids by now, Your good lookin and such a sweet talker! LOL. I do cook at least once a week and I probably would more if it weren't for shopping. Its just such a pain I do enjoy Bar-b-que-ing. When I bar-b-que its mostly Fish, Chicken and occasionally large road kill who met an untimely demise due to a head on with a truck in Malibu Canyon. It has to be big, if not its usually a mushy unidentifiable mass, won't eat it but will bar-b-que it for uninvited quest heh heh heh. Its so much easier for me to eat out, plus while working they feed us well. You have to be careful, there is a constant supply of goodies at craft service and most productions set a great table...you can end up large! I run and work out constantly, surf and Martial Arts are a regular part of my life...but I do like to eat....I wonder if I didn't do those things what would happen to me? Mikey times 2.
from radiogurl :
Yikes... over $8.00 a pound for chicken??? That's insane. I hope the chicken blight doesn't hit here, because I'd have to become a vegetarian.
from radiogurl :
How sick can you be? This woman not only slandered men who didn't harm her, but she served to take credibility away from women who legitimately WERE raped. *Thoroughly disgusted*
from arc-angel666 :
I can't believe I did it again, I posted to you on my notes, what a maroon lol.
from arc-angel666 :
CONGRATS GINA! Your on your way, first one you always remember,seriously it is a great moment. I'm happy for you. I am terribly sorry to hear about the young woman that was raped. My Grandfather on my Father's side always said there are three crimes punishable by Death...Murder, Rape and Rudeness. For the crimes of Murder and Rudeness death should come swiftly..do it and the next moment instantaniously your dead. Rape on the other hand, the punishment slow and sure. Death by a thousand slices starting at the genital area. First two hundred should be shallow, then the predator rolled in salt.repeat two hundred times, salt, last one hundred deeper then peel the remaining skin from the predator then leave in the sun until dead. Thats justice.
from freakymandy :
they actually look at the *age* and I'm just fifteen..so yeah. but hey, 10 bucks for 4 friggin hours ..its BETTER than my usual 4 bucks per day for breakfast, lunch and dinner! And NO LUXURY money for me at all..at all, if i depend on my dad! just think, 10 bucks per DAY! Wee, okay, this is what you get from a girl who's just so deprived of holding 10 dollar notes! :) thanks xx
from freakymandy :
damnit, i just think your so witty and funny! the latest entry about the rain and all that makes me laugh. A LOT :) thanks for the perk. haha.
from niceguymike :
It actually *is* mostly hype. We tell that to people to keep them from moving here! Seriously, it is mostly gray most days from October through May. On many of those days, it rains at some point in the day. What most people can't take is the grayness. And the rain isn't like an East Coast rain; it's more like a light shower.
from arc-angel666 :
Hey nothin says love ya babe more that dyed black hair, pork pie hat, black nail polish, pocket chains and Zits...apparently Gina, U da Bomb! And you still got it Babe, turnin teenagers heads and stoppin traffic. Okay you can keep your baseball bat but if we ever run into each other...If your packin a Bat so am I LOL.
from radiogurl :
BWAHAHAHA!!!! Point jackpot for THAT group! I tell you, I'd have been tempted. Yeah yeah, I wouldn't really do it but dang... I'd have had such a big grin on my face that I would've scared them for sure. I have no doubt they'd have quailed in their grunge-ified shoes, wondering what I was thinking...
from poolagirl :
There is a gang of kids like that near the local grocery store. They pulled that with me once. I just shut off my car and started to read a book. They didn't quite know what to say. I don't think they had ever seen anyone actually read before. That must have been it.
from niceguymike :
Actually, one of the reasons I moved to Seattle was that it was somewhat off the beaten path. I forgot about that whole thing where you get to know people and make friends after 20 years in the same area, and that everyone wants to come visit here. It really is a pretty wonderful place, although very costly. I have no idea about how good it is for kids, though. You still should visit, even if you don't move here. But come during the summer when it's nice; October through May is generally all gray.
from arc-angel666 :
Damn before I come over to your house I'll have the police knock on the door tell you its me and take your baseball bat until I leave LOL. A while back we had a rash of break ins (so much for Private road and Security Company cruising the neighborhood). Anyway one night two idiots decide to enter my house via a window. My brother JB the AB (Jimmy B the Ass Bandit) who stayed at my house that night was sleeping in that room. All my brothers and I have been in the Martial Arts for years and years, all combat veterans in the military. He heard them messin with the window I had heard them moving on my deck. Anyway we were waiting for them, it was kinda like breaking into the home of starving Vampires, it was their first exposure to Hell. Cops later ask how they ended up in the condition they were in....we said they fell down the stair.....3 times a piece lol. Stalkers are no fun and dangerous I hope the local police are aware of your situation. When I was a little boy I had a friend Bo Gritman his family live in the same town. One day he told me they found a Black Man hanging from a tree on his uncle's property in Mississippi. As you know I grew up in New Orleans/Coventington LA. and I'm a Southern. This area was and is considered open and free since the 1700's. Until 20 years ago most of the state of Louisiana was as bad as Mississippi. It has made alot of progress. Prejudice unfortunately can be found everywhere and anytime. I have known good people that were raised in Prejudice really had no choice in the matter but fortunately as they grew older and made the choice and took a path of understanding and broke from their upbringing..my Mother was one of those people and we are all very proud of her. She grew up in a privileged, educated well monied atmosphere and highly bigoted. My Mothers parents weren't KLan Members and thought them to be commoners but they did nothing to stop the movement either. My Fathers family on the other hand, didn't have a prejudice bone in their body. They were educated, monied and considered the uppercrust of New Orleans but came from a place where people were indentured by other people and would have no part of it. I believe my Mother was attracted to Father because of his respect for all people. Prejudice is learned it is not genetic. If you want your heart broken there are places in Georgia, the Carolinas, Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi and Texas that show the plight of the Slaves from 1690's-1868. Most folks from these states realize what happened to these human beings then and in some cases now and realize the importance of showing the rest of us just what happened then...it is frightening and shameful.
from arc-angel666 :
Damn before I come over to your house I'll have the police knock on the door tell you its me and take your baseball bat until I leave LOL. A while back we had a rash of break ins (so much for Private road and Security Company cruising the neighborhood). Anyway one night two idiots decide to enter my house via a window. My brother JB the AB (Jimmy B the Ass Bandit) who stayed at my house that night was sleeping in that room. All my brothers and I have been in the Martial Arts for years and years, all combat veterans in the military. He heard them messin with the window I had heard them moving on my deck. Anyway we were waiting for them, it was kinda like breaking into the home of starving Vampires, it was their first exposure to Hell. Cops later ask how they ended up in the condition they were in....we said they fell down the stair.....3 times a piece lol. Stalkers are no fun and dangerous I hope the local police are aware of your situation. When I was a little boy I had a friend Bo Gritman his family live in the same town. One day he told me they found a Black Man hanging from a tree on his uncle's property in Mississippi. As you know I grew up in New Orleans/Coventington LA. and I'm a Southern. This area was and is considered open and free since the 1700's. Until 20 years ago most of the state of Louisiana was as bad as Mississippi. It has made alot of progress. Prejudice unfortunately can be found everywhere and anytime. I have known good people that were raised in Prejudice really had no choice in the matter but fortunately as they grew older and made the choice and took a path of understanding and broke from their upbringing..my Mother was one of those people and we are all very proud of her. She grew up in a privileged, educated well monied atmosphere and highly bigoted. My Mothers parents weren't KLan Members and thought them to be commoners but they did nothing to stop the movement either. My Fathers family on the other hand, didn't have a prejudice bone in their body. They were educated, monied and considered the uppercrust of New Orleans but came from a place where people were indentured by other people and would have no part of it. I believe my Mother was attracted to Father because of his respect for all people. Prejudice is learned it is not genetic. If you want your heart broken there are places in Georgia, the Carolinas, Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi and Texas that show the plight of the Slaves from 1690's-1868. Most folks from these states realize what happened to these human beings then and in some cases now and realize the importance of showing the rest of us just what happened then...it is frightening and shameful.
from niceguymike :
Found you through notes at Poola's. Ref the "wrong number" calls, the thing you can do pretty easily is put a trace on the call. The phone company can tell you how to do this. Once they have a certain number of traces (I think four), they send a letter to the account holder for that phone saying that threatening calls have been made from that number, and that the phone company will press charges if they don't stop. I had some trouble years ago with the ex of a girlfriend, and getting that letter stopped them dead in their tracks. On another note, it's crappy that you lost your job, but I'm really glad you stood up for yourself against that kid.
from dangerspouse :
Hah! Now we have TWO thngs in common: New Jersey and stalkers! The difference is, I sleep with mine. Hey, beggars can't be choosers and all that... :)
from freakymandy :
"YOU SEE what I get for being nice? I get shitheads calling my house, emailing me shit..." There is not really much use of being too nice.. but it is just good for personal stuff? i dont think mean ppl can feel at rest with themselves..:) just ignore those fuckers. xx
from captainron :
Leg cramps in bed usually mean dehydration. Drink more water, you don't want to have to chase stalkers on crampy legs.
from radiogurl :
I'm with Poola. Mom of said kid needs help and so do the yahoos who fired you for pressing charges. I'd have sued them to kingdom come and probably won, too. I hope one of your stalkers finds out you mean business before you kill him. The one time someone broke into my house while I was home, I chased him out, too mad to think about getting scared. I never did get past the mad, either.
from poolagirl :
YOW! It sounds like that kid who killed himself had some serious issues - and his mother still does. Be careful. Stay safe. I personally know what your heart looks like from reading your diary. It's big and sweet and smart and full of spunk!
from arc-angel666 :
He's gotten Big? What part of him was she referring to? LOL. Now see, I thought you being from Jersey, there would have been a contract put out. Star's bike disappears...the next morning there's a note notifing him his beloved bike is sleeping with the Fishes. Right after that a big kid known as Tony da Nose from two grades up tells Staa he has an offa for him he can't refuse dare. Unless da kid know'd as da Star does #1 Sons home work for a month He'll nevva see his skateboard again. And four good measure dare sum of da local boys boost all his friends bikes for safe keepin.. dats right dare, we's means bidness...so u's guys friggin fo getta bout it. Jersey is turning into such a wuz state geesh!
from radiogurl :
Bwahahaha!!! I think I'd have died laughing at the "Gee he's big" comment. Glad #1 Son acquitted himself so well, and from the sounds of things, #1 Shithead got a genuine attitude adjustment. I hope both stick.
from boxx9000 :
I found you thru RadioGurl. I LOVE your Fall Leaves template. How old is your son?
from chicadee80 :
Beings a mother my self I can relate to the things that are going on with your son. To be honest,I think you should take a video camra with you,just in case. You can catch some of the other kids in lies. And if someone gets hurt,the cops would love to see it "I'am sure" Well I hope everything goes well. You handle your self better then I do,I just blow up,but I'am trying to work on that! ta-ta
from arc-angel666 :
I meant Carolina...see I'm still having a bad day lol.
from arc-angel666 :
I believe there are places you can buy Vinyl peckers lol. Now now my Jersey Yankee Princess have you ever been to the La Louisiann or New Orleans to be exact? Danced to Gumbo Rock? Sucked head and eat Tail? That would be dining on Crawfish lol. Just teasing my Yankee sweetheart. New Orleans is a state unto itself. First Native Americans, then the Spanish/ Portugese followed by the French/Mexico, briefly the English laid claim to it, then of course the Americans. You will find all these influences along with a strong Caribbean Island/ African favor. New Orleans is one of the most fun places in the world. My Father's family arrived from Ireland to escape being hung by the British, they believed in freedom for the individual. Most of them fought in the Mexican War of the 1846 and again in the Civil War. My branch of the family fought on the side of the CSA. We have a number of documented cases of my family fighting other family members who settled in NY and Boston during the Civil War. Before and after that war, my family did very well in the fields of the Military Service, Manufacturing,Ship building, Real Estate, Gulf Coast Fishing and Development and Construction. During all this My Father's side of the family never owned a single Slave. Its funny being one of the worst possible States to be a Slave in, its main city was an open City and many free Blacks lived there of course they didn't venture out of it city limits because after all New Orleans was still a part of Louisiana. And trust me on this New Orleans can't be compared to South Coralina (although they do have pretty beaches where Pines come right down to the shore) and the folks of New orleans don't squish their faces up when they speak with that awful taaawwwwwang drawl like those in the Coralinas lol.
from radiogurl :
Oh the images that evokes... a vinyl pecker...
from wishtup :
no sense of humour today? hehe if you read the second line, I said it was pretty good right? and no mentioning Survivor still, we've only just had Mia voted off... ~hugs~ ohhh... you said survivorability... making up new words? ; )
from arc-angel666 :
Why Darlin Ah (I) hail from Nawlins(New Orleans). MY Parent's Parents believe themselves to be Southern Aristocrats. I grew up in a storybook setting, a big old 3 storied Antebellum Stately House complete with pillars and a walk around porch, first built in 1848. THe house sat on 40 acres of land(at one time consisted of 1700 acres), over 4 hundred trees (Sweet Gum, and large Southern Oaks accompanied with Long strands of draping Spanish Moss) a stream a lake a swamp(oh excuse me I meant Bayou) and river not far away. My Parent also and still own a lovely two story House in the Garden District. When My Mother was Young I swear to you she'd wear a small Magnolia in her hair it was all Society South for us back then. On occasion when I'm tired some folks can detect an accent..its been described to me as a low comforting sweet drawl. We had the best of both worlds, the city when we were in the Garden House and the stately country at the Coventington House. And Honey Child Ah fourr-giive ya for b-in ah Yankee lol.
from captainron :
Um, the other name for a crock pot is a SLOW cooker.... I love mine, throw stuff in, in the morning and dinner is ready when you get home (not 2 hours later)
from wishtup :
I can personally attest to the survivability of her-story's cooking : ) (actually, was pretty good... still not sold on that broccoli pizza though, but you didn't make that lol)
from arc-angel666 :
I will eat your son's veined shrimp before I'll ever eat your meatloaf ever!!! lol. As far as your name being at the top of the list...where else would it be? Now be truthful, don't you find me strangely and in a sick kinda way exciting? lol.
from radiogurl :
You poor thing! *Hugs* I hope that both the baby and the dog are feeling better soon :-/ I don't know if this is it or not, but let the doctor know that the baby got ahold of the dog poo - some diseases CAN be transmitted from pets...
from radiogurl :
Yay! Looks good :D I love the colors you've chosen, too. Pumpkin and gold and green - almost makes me feel like I live in a normal part of the world!
from radiogurl :
Psst... Put a background-color on your main table and make it semi-transparent. That way it's easier to read, but people can see the leaf pattern behind. Code it like this: <table style="background-color: #123456; filter: alpha(opacity='75')"> You make it more or less opaque by changing the number, which is actually a percentage.
from dangerspouse :
post pics of the dog! POST PICS OF THE DOG!! Ah, my leeetle bitch.... Hey, make your font darker - am I the only one having trouble reading your entry against all those leaves??
from freakymandy :
hahahaa, that dog of yours sounds very erotic. xx
from freakymandy :
thanks for your encouragement again :) i'll know who to run to when i need emotional help then? ;) ur such a nice person! xx
from radiogurl :
Hang in there, sweetie! The right job will come open for you yet and you'll get it. In the meantime, glad to hear that your presentation went well. Let us know what grade you got!
from arc-angel666 :
Got it, don't monkey with Gina's Ass. But out of curisoity how does one monkey with someones Ass? Is there an actual monkey involved? Does one pretend to be a monkey? If there's a monkey is there a banana? I have to admit I have gone ape over a beautiful Ass before, does that count? lol.
from radiogurl :
Actually the hair spray is a good solution for the spider. Insects breathe through their legs and I think spiders do, too. Spray 'em with that stuff and it kills them by suffocation. That's also one of the BEST solutions for a flying insect. Spray it at a bee and the thing will drop like a bomb, because it freezes their wings. As to the free speech, I think that the deciding factor is whether it is hurtful to other people. I'm not talking about just offensive, but I'm talking about whether it generates something that is unlawful and dangerous. When it crosses that line, I no longer believe that it should be protected by the constitution.
from arc-angel666 :
Monkeying with your Ass? LOL. Just hearing that caused me to spew coffee all over the place. Actually according the receptionist at Pink Cheeks (I had to call to find out if in fact they do bleach hinneys, and they do)all work is done by women. So, if you ass is to be monkeyed with, it would be by women not men lol.
from radiogurl :
Wooohooo for making progress! Hey if you're good with using non-working printers and fussing with them to make 'em cooperate, more power to you. I don't have the patience with something like that. Loading the software is a one-minute process so I would rather do that, or else buy the same cheap brand every time. That way I don't *have* to load new software - it's already installed and all I have to do is plug in the new computer.
from dangerspouse :
Ack! Printer problems!! I've been there myself babe, and the only advice I can give you is: alcohol. Applied liberally to you liver, 5 times a day until the problem disappears. Or seems to. Good luck (and thanks for the note!) :)
from radiogurl :
Ugh. Hate printers. I generally buy the cheapest Wal Mart has to offer and toss it when the ink cartridges run out - because it is literally cheaper to buy a new printer than to buy two ink cartridges. That way you also get the satisfaction of using a hammer to smash the thing to bits when it's all said and done!
from arc-angel666 :
You know sometime I need to sit down with you for a couple of hours and tell you just how smart I am.....I just sent my reply to your note to me at my address,,yup I a Friggin genius alright.
from arc-angel666 :
Net Whore? Yeah, is that supposed to be news, what's your point? Hey don't worry about the report, your a Jersey Girl Knee cap the son of a bitch, let him know he's your bitch and demand an A....Yeah Baby. Hurt him Gina, hurt him!
from arc-angel666 :
Hey! What the hell is your professor emailing you for? Is he sweet on you? Damn he's emailing you...thats my job...I'm sweet on you, tell him to butt out. College Professor...cheap imatation! If your looking for a real piggish pickup Artist then I'm your man. I'll sweet talk ya to death, plagiarize other people's poetry and lie to you with the utmost sophistication. Okay he can stalk you better due to location, but I doubt he can creep you out like me. And in case you favor him over me because he's a Professor, you know I'm willing to sew those leather elbow patches on a tweed sport coat for ya annnnnnnd smoke a pipe, yeah that's right I'll go all the way baby! I'm willing to sleep with all the young women in the class (professor behavior) to make up for my lack of credentials (I only have a lowly Bacholar of Science Degree in Biology). whew! Sorry I was having a testosterone moment. So good luck on your day in class lol.
from radiogurl :
Wooohoo! I know what a relief it will be for you to have all of this done. And darn tootin' your prof/teacher is apologizing to you. I hope you knock his socks off with your presentation and raise the bar for the whole class ;)
from arc-angel666 :
Hey Honey Bunny, I know your teasing and you are indeed funny. You haven't insulted me in the least. Hey being a friend of dangerspouse's for a number of years your hide gets thick lol. I have been told when a Jersey Girl hits you in the forehead with a hammer its considered foreplay, I just figured you liked me LOL. Serously you are a friend of mine and you may say anything you like to me...I know we're playing, its fine. As far as teaching a man new things I said he can be taught in the area of sex and that's about it. Changing diapers, doing dishes those things I'm not so sure, we are a little thick in the head after all. We have a perfectly valid excuse for our behavior, our blood flow goes to two seperate heads, causing lightheadedness hence our ability to help in domestic situation is limited.... seriously! In order to balance the blood flow problem we must spend hours on the couch consuming large amounts of beer, wine, shooters and such while concentrating on football, baseball, boxing and porn. Its not our fault lol.
from radiogurl :
I hope that everything goes well. Just write down your questions so you don't forget them, and don't be afraid to let the person you're interviewing ramble - it's the best way to get information, anyway. ;) Just allow yourself time to be comfortable, and if you're interviewing him on the phone, keep your munchies to something that won't crunch in his ear LOL. Not that I've ever been guilty of that or anything *whistles innocently*
from arc-angel666 :
Hello Ms Multi-tasking: I finally got it, my Butt, my Head sewn on to the right area. There is something you should know. I have been told numerous times that my butt and head are interchangable and that they look a lot like soooooooo....what difference does it make where they are sewn? lol. After reading your post I better understand your recent mood, and forgive you for pointing guns at other people in traffic lol. Just kidding, you've always been very nice to me and that's why I'd like to get you out here in California, so I can repay your kindness heh heh heh!//////See most all women aren't aware of the interworkings of their Womanhood. Everyone, even most men know of Miss Clitty (unfortunately most men being aware of her existence doesn't ensure they can tend to her needs) but there is so much more in secret places in the interior of the Womanly treasure. And once a woman has experienced the explosive nature of certain stimulations in these area and the final outcome, most men rise in status in women's eyes. Usually the average man can climb from the normal position of Shitbird to a Prince, if done properly he may achieve the Regal title of King and possibly Emperor. With practice a skilled individual can bring about duelies. The goal of course is to bring a woman to orgasm simulaneously in both areas, or one right after the other. Simulaneous Clitoral and Vaginal Oragsms is very powerful and deeply satisfying. Vaginal Orgasm tend to linger, sometimes up to 3 and 4 minutes. I feel a little funny talking about this I can't ended up in the penalty box(bad choice of words lol) here in diaryland can I? Can I write about this in my diary or is there a limit to subject matter?
from radiogurl :
I emailed you again - if you don't get it this time, try emailing me at leilani@twisterjester.com and add to your address book. Your hotmail account is probably filtering it out if you've got security set on high. :)
from lovinglav :
that is an instance of just 2 americans in iran held hostage, we have have had more and 3 beheaded already! I am NOT totally blaming Bush, or his administration. Why DIDN't clinton go in? He was smart perhaps? He know he couldn't finish it if he started it? The first Bush president said that he didn't attack Iraq for that reason during his presidency (he wouldn't be able to pinpoint how the war COULD end or when troops would come back). I think it is admirable to "hold the line" on a position but when it comes to thousands of americans lives affected (whether they loose their lives or their families suffer or they are maimed or hurt) there has to be another line drawn. There is only so much we can do for others... those people that want us there (iraqis) are not the same iraqis that don't want us there. Too many people are getting killed there.... *steps of soapbox* have a good day!
from radiogurl :
I sent you an email - hopefully you got it! :)
from arc-angel666 :
Okay I need some help here...Your second note to me...I don't get it..Doctor to sew my butt to my shoulders? What brought that on? On to the next subject, of course it is okay to teach or show a man something concerning sex. If there is something lacking or his technique isn't right by all means you should say something. If he takes offense then he's an idiot. By improving his knowledge, it adds to his ability, once his sexual performance is enhanced, causes a rise in your satisfaction, his desirability increases equals more good sex makes for a busy bed and fulfillment. BUT It has been my experience that a lot of women and millions of men are unaware of the anatomy of the Vagina. I have often told my male friends in order to be a good lover one should take the time to learn the vascular and nervous system in and around Vagina. As a Woman I'm sure you know the advantages of stimulation to vascular bundles and nerve effector fibers. In layman terms, the progressive alteration in the protoplasm of a nerve fiber that follows stimulation and serves to transmit a record of sensations from a receptor or an instruction to act to an effector...makes stuff feel good. Hey am I allow to talk dirty like this at diaryland? One of the best things that ever happened to me and my love life was in the pursuit of my Bachelar of Science degree in Micro-Biology. A General Anatomy and a Surgical Anatomy course at CU (I once had dreams of being a Physician) proved to be very valuable and helped my reputation in the anuls or anals of pagan Dorm sex at the University of Colorado. There are secret places with in the Treasure (commonly known as the Vagina) and once stimulated wonderous things happen there. Unfortunately for you guys (women) they are nearly impossible for you to reach but we on the other hand are still the best game in town when it comes to those hard to reach places lol. But men must know of these places have an understanding as to how they work and a certain sensitivity but once proficient at this sensitivity it can lead to instant popularity lol. Look tell him to pay attention and show him what it is that you want or have him enroll in a Surgical Anatomy course, he'll learn first hand the inner workings of the Treasure.
from lovinglav :
not a stick in the mud, just slightly different opnion. I am not saying the sole responsiblity for beheadings is on Bush. I am saying that these evil people are continuing personal attacks on the US's people because Bush won't take action to leave the country. No new president will end the war automatically and the crimes and violence will not just end but the president is a figurhead and he represents what the people are and believe in. Bush in my opnion has turned a lot of people of to the whole voting situation adn its a shame that those people will probably keep him in office (they won't vote at all decreasing any other candiatates chance against him). Thanks for the note, keep reading!
from radiogurl :
Hmmm... I don't know how easy it is to teach a man anything, but if they're going to be a willing pupil, at least that's a subject of interest. So anything's possible, lol.
from arc-angel666 :
Thanks for the hug. Yesterday was a little tough, it always is. I feel better each time and actually sometimes even believe what I wrote, that its a celebration of remembrance and not a day of darkness. This morning I was still a tad bit sad but writing it helped. And now I'm ready to share more of the sewage that circulates through my brain with others. Oh and about that hug, listen Missy watch that right hand, it was a little low to be considered my lower back or waist lol...see getting better, thanks again.
from radiogurl :
Wow - Ivan the Terrible did leave a mess, didn't he? Hopefully he'll have passed by now and your neighborhood is being cleaned up. :)
from dangerspouse :
Y'know, you could always call me if you're lonely. I'm usually home by 11am (although almost always drunk by then, too). Anyway, thanks for the congrats! And it's nice to know you and I share the common bond of nausea when driving in the City :)
from dangerspouse :
Hooray for the gold stars! I knew ya had it in ya. Here's a bit of historical trivia: my great great-something Aunt was Lady Jayne Seymore! That means if everyone except, oh, 14 people in England die...I'M KING!! Keep your fingers crossed for me. Hey, thanks for the note(s) and congratulations. Nice to know I'm not the only one who turns to a semi-solid at the thought of driving in the Big Bad City :)
from arc-angel666 :
Annie had three? Damn how come I didn't know that? They didn't teach us crap at CU (Colorado U at Boulder). I shoulda gon width U's guyees Dare on da East Ghost, I coulda been learned reel good dare. I showed you me can I see you?
from captainron :
You're an excellent writer, definately an excellent writer, gotta watch Wapner....
from radiogurl :
Oh my gosh - too funny! I know the *look* you're talking about. It isn't only Italian moms, it's mommyhood everywhere, and it is the most potent weapon known to womankind when it works!
from arc-angel666 :
I was going to tease ya a little bit but after reading your diary I think I'll wait a while, wouldn't want to get my eyes scratched out or something lol. Did my picture scare you that much?
from radiogurl :
*Rolls eyes* What a baboon. He has a legit reason for cancelling and he wants you to lie to the kid? Sheesh... All that and the IQ of a worn-out shoelace, too.
from arc-angel666 :
Loved the second picture of Wonder Woman, to tell the truth I thought your hair would be bigger lol
from dangerspouse :
Hey babe, sorry for the delay in getting back to you. These damn houseguests planted in my computer room make life difficult all the way around. But thanks for the note! To answer your question, sort of: I didn't say I was returning to DS full time. I'm just gonna go back to my old *style* (ie: storytelling, rather than spare "blog style" entries). I don't know how frequent they'll be, since I was spending so much time at the keyboard previously that it was hurting things in Real Life. Can't have that! There has to be time set aside for beer and pedophilia, y'know?
from radiogurl :
Hehehe, I'm with you on being prepared for anything. And sometimes it pays off in a big way, too!
from arc-angel666 :
Exoricising the West Coast? Please! No self respecting Spirit, demon ,ghost ,ghoulie, monster or Alien for that matter would dare reside in California. Are you kidding this place freaks out the Devil, the Tooth Fairey borrows Snoop Dog's body guards to collect her teeth here. Don't worry this is freak territory, makes for great people watching. I had a lady dress as a trash bag (covered in plastic, I think there were clothes underneath)ask me for money to feed her dog. She had a leash but there wasn't a dog attach to it. I brought her a sandwich, she laid half of it down on the ground for her dog...she eat her half and looked down and said her dog didn't like it and ask me for money to get something the dog might like. I said okay and gave her 10 dollars...she thanked me pick up the sandwich started eating it and walked into a liquor store, apparently the dog likes cheap wine. All of our scary ghost are real here, you can smell them, if you can't then it just might be a real one lol. So Honey Bun you are coming to California? If thats the case I'll call Arnold and have him clean it up a bit. I'll order mid to high 70s air temps heat up the ocean, clear the air...I'll make real comfy for you. Respectfully Michael
from arc-angel666 :
You don't believe in the boogie man? Maybe you should. You live in a state that has a Devil in it, a hockey team named after the that very same Devil. According to history a President and several Cabinet members saw it. You grew up in a religion that is completely based on Life after death, most of its Saints and main characters claim to have been visited by those who have died. Most inhabitants of this planet believe in life after death. We believe at one time or another that we have been touched by the spirit of God or some other Diety. We all believe we have a soul which is a spirit of sorts and it is supposedly to live on for ever...if this is the case why would it be so hard to believe that maybe these spirits or soul could possible hang around or visit? I find it hard to believe that a sperm frozen for 10 years(once frozen most things die) and a frozen egg can be thawed united and 9 months later a new human being is born. I find it funny as much as everyone claims we are the only living thinking beings in the millions of Galaxies, yet we spent billions on searching for Aliens...today the papers talked about a new form of communication we are sending into space to make contact. We are 10 years away from being able to regenerate limbs...I could go on and on, but i have to get to sleep I lost a tooth and don't want to miss the Tooth Faire.
from radiogurl :
Do you believe that dead loved ones can contact you from the here-after? Afraid not. While I do believe in a hereafter, I really believe that we only live and die once each, and that once we leave this place, we don’t return. Do you believe that the dead ones we couldn't stand are responsible for people losing their keys, glasses, or other personal items? Nope. I am more inclined to believe that my own ineptitude and inattention is more likely the cause, lol.
from lovinglav :
never heard of pennies but I know of stories of things moving or lights turning on/off things like that. Why does it freak you out? I think its pretty cool to connect to those not here with us. Sometimes it catches me off gaurd but it rarely frightens me.
from radiogurl :
I've never been to Colorado. Heard it's gorgeous, though!
from radiogurl :
Ick - gotta hate those really BAD come-ons. But nice to see you still get attention from a few guys worth ogling. You just have to figure out how to smuggle in a digicam and get a picture for us. ;)
from dangerspouse :
Hey babe! Sorry I haven't been by much. I've been kinda laying off D-Land for a bit. But it's great to see you're being hit on left and right! I say - who cares if they're obvious and infantile? Beggers/choosers, right? Or...is that just me? Oh well. So ya heard me on NJ101.5? Sheesh, I hate that friggin station. But it's cool that you caught me comin' through your speakers...and didn't call the station to complain. Thanks for that!! :)
from arc-angel666 :
Good Evening Jersey Lover LOL: Honestly I haven't heard that much, I want to stay in Jersey! Actually I have seen a good part of New Jersey and its beautiful. Port Elizabeth, Trenton, Newark aren't my favorites, and the Piney Barrens kinda freaked me out. My friends and I drove through this town that was supposedly abandon in the 40s, it looked like a ghost town junk cars on blocks but we could see shades moving and people peering out from behind curtains and when that banjo started playing we scrammed! You were a good Catholic Girl? MY favorites, fun and full of guilt LOL. Your Nun sounds a little mean and Poolagirl's Nun meaner, and danger's Nun is a Psycho specialist but Sister Zollnelyn was by far the meanest NUN anywhere!!! And the best damn bare knuckle boxer in all of Nun-dom. I swear I thought she and my Mother were going to fight once, My Mother told her if she ever hit me again and she found a bruise she'd answer to her and the Law. Sister Zollnelyn took a step towards my Mother and my Father and Mother Superior stepped in front of Zollnelyn, as I smiled which infuriated Zolly. Sister Zollnelyn had no fear of anything, she is probably kicking ass in a nunnery for the old and decrepit Penguins somewhere. If your going to move come to California (Michael says with an evil smile on his face)
from radiogurl :
HAHAHAHAH!!! Good to see you have Arizona listed on your "NEVAH EVAH!!" list. That's where it belongs. *G* I hear you about the grad school but you might rethink the 5-hour move. It's an excuse not to see the MIL...
from arc-angel666 :
A cave hmmmmmmmmmm? Wait I've got it! My garages face Malibu road and a sloping hill that leading to Pacific Coast Hwy. I shall dig a entrance to the cave beneath the garages, tunnel into the sloping hill, dig toward the hwy and break through the surface a 100 yards from the PCH (hwy). Unfortunately that will put us inside Cher's Morrocan compound(she lives above me on the hill) and we could be mistaken as Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves. And how embarassing would that be when Cher and her armed staff circles us and says hands up, I got you Babe? I'll have to think of another plan, but don't give up on me yet. Later Wonder Woman. Respectfully in your service and willing to service you anytime Michael
from arc-angel666 :
Hi: I didn't mean to imply you were one of those mistreated wifes I wrote of. I'm sorry you thought I did. That wasn't my intention. After reading, Spiders, Balding Cheerleaders, I may be able to help in your quest as a Super Hero to save the world. I live alone on a private Beach in Malibu Ca. 3 stories, upper story has a deck atop of it but could be modified for Helicopter use,4 bedrooms, one could hold all you Super Hero Attire and Wonder Woman equipment. 5 bathrooms, 1 outside accessible from the lower deck for beach use that could come in handy for any submarine work that might arise in your daily routine as said Super Hero. A den/library, book cases could offer an escape route, hidden passage within the walls, office could convert to Lab for weapons research and procuring matching costumes and designing shoes, women have to have shoes, huge living room for entertaining other Super Heroes and International Dignitaries and World Leaders, and finally a big kitchen to prepared meals for all mentioned above. I have a SUV, Small Truck, 3 fast Autos that you may modify for your special needs. You may use my home and vehicles for your work as a Super Hero, its the least I can do. I am not a huge brooding Male, but I have long beautiful hair, am okay looking and work out (nice body) 5'11" and 175 bls. I am an Ex Airborne Infantry Officer, an a skilled Martial Artist. I am sensitive to women's needs. And highly proficient in the physical and emotional Arts needed to relax a Wonder Woman/Super Hero after a hard days work of righting wrong. I don't have a invisible Jet but I know a Guy that might know where to get one. I believe I'd make a great sidekick and of course a lesser hero but a partner just the same. Even though I'm a Male I'm still one of the best games in town when it comes to getting to those hard to reach places...I may come in handy LOL. Respectfully wannbe Sidekick Michael
from arc-angel666 :
Good Afternoon: No I haven't been ask if she was my daughter but I have been ask to stay away from their daughters..does that count lol? I like you have several friends that believe they are teenage looking 38-40 year olds. I have never once ask them, do they know many teengers with crows feet or receding hair lines? I tell them how wonderful they look, tell them not to worry that their six packs have been replaced with kegs, that the women in their lifes love that they no longer pay any attention to them. Love it when they demand that they care for their children, clothe and feed the house hold and perform their wifely duties while you (the Men) are clad in your boxers and sleeveless T-shirts and socks, in between commercials of the Football or Baseball games. Once convinced of their greatness and assured their wifes won't mind them going to the ball game with the buddies for a night of swearing, cigar smoking, beer guzzling, farting and flirting with young ladies that would rather fall on a sword than talk to them...I go and sleep with their wifes. Not really but I should! Some of these idiots are clueless. I remember when they thought their lifes would end if they wouldn't marry them. Oh they were going to be wonderful husbands cater to their every need, love them adore them and now, they forget their birthdays, and can't even call if they are going to be late coming home. For the record most of my married friends are loving and caring husbands and adore their wifes and partners in life but there are a handful that could use a good ass kicking and it would serve them right if I did sleep with their wifes. The four I'm speaking of are beautiful, sweet, loving, intelligent human beings that have a life sentences without parole and in some cases solitary confinement with these clueless Oafs. If I were these Ladies I'd sue for breech of contract, these idiots truly misrepresented themselves, wheres the honor, cherrish, faithful , what a load, and a now and then photo would be all the proof they need in court. You'll have to excuse me I have a cold and get a little snippy and take on... get a rope attitude LOL. Well, its time to dynamite my nasal passages so I can breathe. Respectfully Michael
from tariqa :
It was radiogurl who brought up AP. I had mentioned that our local "Emptyprise" pays only $15 for a 750 word column they want twice weekly. Given it might take a couple of hours (or more) to come up with an idea and write a column, I wouldn't even consider it. Sounds like "vanity" and the desire to see by-line would be only thing to make it worthwhile, unless, of course, one had something truly worthwhile to communicate to readership. And there is the remote possibility of it getting syndicated, I suppose. Dream on.
from arc-angel666 :
Oh my! You've taken a step towards redemption, your on the road to your own opinion. A reporter! The facts as you see um, well when you get your own column that is. Hey its a big step. Cool. Lordy Miss Scarlett, Ya'll studyin the Histree of the recent Northern Aggression! Being a Southerner EYE growed up listennn to stories of the harrors of the rebuildin of the South by those awful Car-pet baggars LOL. Now mind you ma family was opposed to Slavery, didn't have any. But they did indeed side with the Confederation of States, they fought for their Rats(rights)lol. Apparently my family (mostly Virginians, and from the LA-Louisiann (New Orleans) distinguished themselves as Gentlemen Soldiers in the Armies of Northern Virginia (Lee's ARMY) and the 15th Louisianan. Others were with the North Carolina Irish Brigade and Georgia Sharp Shooters. I have read letters from individuals in my family that dealt with everyday life, trials, illness and the horrors of battle as Confederate Soldiers. It seems that humor ran in my family in particular my Great Great Grandfather on my Father's side. His letters were filled with funny stories and humor even under the worst of situations. Well, time to roll out of here and back to work. Remember as a reporter distort the facts as much as possible you will build a following very soon LOL. Respectfully and currently searching the paper for any sign of you Michael...crap, I mean Arc-Angel 666
from radiogurl :
Ugh to the woman who says she wishes she had a man in her life. She is clearly too ignorant to be a teacher of children if she'd say something like THAT, lol! Okay, I will stop with the man-bashing, I promised myself I wouldn't do that any more. It was just too darned easy... I'm sorry you don't have a job yet. Hopefully one of the places you applied will have something come open during the year and you'll have another opportunity. There are reasons for everything, no matter how much you can't see them now. I don't know what they are but hopefully you'll get there soon. (((((((Hugs))))))))
from arc-angel666 :
Why aren't you Teaching? LOL. Hey that's not nice, you shouldn't throw knifes especially that close to my head! Please don't burn the Certificate! You have your own Penis? Yikes! Okay on closer inspection I realize you have a penis attached to a husband. Four men in your life, is there room for a fifth? Gosh if you had a penis there'd be no need for me, opps I mean your husband. I know kids are a hand full, can drive you to the edge of insanity but someday, you'll look back on this day get a gun and shoot yourself, on second thought shoot the man attached to your penis lol. Since I'm here and believe eventually you may throw a knive at me(inevitable)I'm going to toss in my two cent. Its obvious to me, you shouldn't teach, write crazy lady. If you don't I fear you will one day drive to the BK at shoot the manager. Your last missive was incredible, gee lets see could anyone relate to what you were saying? Hmmmm? Maybe 30,35 million women and all four single Fathers here in the States? Throw in another 150 million women worldwide. I'd submit to Elle, Redbook, Cosmo and a hundred others. Whats with the Women here? AS an Actor and Writer I am incredibly impress with what I find here. I have seen hundreds of episodes, scripts, short stories, plays, screen plays, novels and magazine articles galore and dealing in every venue of life right here in diaryland. High Drama, Blunt Trauma (sorry that's me) Comedy, Inspirational, Perspirational (that's Tom) Religious, Action, Desperation, A Lot Of Anger, Suffering apparently was born here LOL. If I told my fellow Writers Guild Members of this place, I fear whole sale theft would follow. This place breeds material. Ladies get going, before I am force to don a dress, steal everything you ladies have and write under the pen name and guise(I'll wear a dress as I write, getting into character is important) as Alice the Bitch Mac Nasty. Radiogurl, Wench77, Yourself and many many others here are gifted, Remember never seen never published. No Rocky is not made of blue latex as I said before the water was COLD! You'd drag me to your Cave? You live in a cave? That's it, your mine...someday...somehow......I can see the headlines in Variety, Inquirer, Star and the London Post... Unemployed Teacher, Successful Writer, Jersey Goddess mates with California Actor, Hack, Surfer, Neanderthal who successfully channels Mark Twain to jointly write the Life story of Saddam titled Who's your Bagdaddy Now?
from twoozin8tor :
LOL You bet I am! I've known DS & Michael sufficiently long enough to be in love with them both... Well... okay. I'd only do Michael, but that's cuz he's cuter & I can't compete with NewWifey tm... she's my heroine. Nice to meet you though... I'm new to this venue, so I'll have to take some time & read up on what goes on here.
from arc-angel666 :
Hello: What exactly did you take from the Eatery? Was Management truly fearful? Do you live in or near the City? You are aware Dangerspouse is within a stones throw from you? OKay back to the important stuff....are you a History Teacher? If so I'm in Love. I love history, I enjoy what you have to say, obviously your intelligent and you know how to torment restaurant management (a big plus). You promote theft (chairs), imply violence hang out with 12 fellow provocateurs that threaten to incite other diners. Induce mayhem! Darling where have you been all my life? Considering we live 3000 miles apart, I doubt we'd get on each others nerves but should it occur, you could always have me sleep in the Garage...my Garage..talking about a buffer zone LOL Dinning should be an adventure, I believe you could make it unforgettable. And you don't care that Rocky is blue LOL.
from radiogurl :
Ooooh, sounds like a FUN day! I've never been to NYC (or anyplace east of Chicago, for that matter) but your descriptions make me think I've got to visit at least once in my lifetime :D
from arc-angel666 :
And pray tell what is wrong with the color blue?
from radiogurl :
Hehehe... I like your olympic events. But they should add power eating. I think most men would enter on principle. ;)
from arc-angel666 :
It just dawned on me, we have already met..duh my brain damage is showing. Your the Jersey Girl that says narly and knows the Jersey devil! Have you ever had the chance to view the damage dangerspouse has done to your home State? The Carnage must be horrible LOL. If you are ever out in Cowabunga land, Southern California stop by and lets go surfing. Later Jersey Mama Respectfully Michael.... damn it! I MEAM ARC-ANGEL 666
from arc-angel666 :
Hello: Thanks for the compliment, but I assure you I am not nearly that sick or clever but I am prettier than Dangerdude LOL. Tommy the Tongue and I are friends and love nothing better than torturing each other. WE are in sister Unions, I'm a member of SAG, Tom is in AFTRA. Its the old TV, Film veruses Radio thing. We have Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Jack Nicholson, Julia Roberts, Ms Jolie and 147,000 other wonderfully talented members and they have Larry King, Howard Stern, Tom and 4 other so so members LOL. Actually Dangerspouse is a good looking man and begrudingly I admit talented and a animal lover (no I mean an Animal Lover really LOL). Occasionally we get together dress as Nuns go to the Brooklyn Naval yard and gross out Sailors. I know, you are thinking how could two sweet innocent shut ins like Tom and I, ex alter boys too boot be sooooo perverse, in possession of such capricious ill humor and insolent in speech and behavior, just plain rude? I personally believe it was our parents...they were Carnies. It all started due to the Circus but thats another story.... it might be considered weird that Tom and I found each other 3000 miles part...a flute of Nature? But then again Birds of a Feather fuc* ooppsee! flock together LOL. Nice to meet you Ms Her Story. Respectfully Michael damn I mean arc-angel 666
from radiogurl :
You like gerber daisies? I can probably find or make one of those :)
from radiogurl :
Wow - a friend visiting from Australia? It's becoming a smaller and smaller world these days, isn't it? I hope you and your friends have fun!
from radiogurl :
Ya know, the whole story of your governor makes me wonder if he's actually a closet Arizonan, too. I can see the headlines now *snort*...
from radiogurl :
Don't burn your teaching certificate. If nothing else, be a substitute teacher - if it's anything like here, you'll probably work anyway, and there's a better-than-average chance that you'll end up hired permanently. It might not be your first choice, but I'd say it's your best choice. Just my two cents' worth.
from radiogurl :
ROTF! That is just entirely too funny LOL! You invariably pick out the most universal things to write, and write them in unforgettable ways. Good for you!!! Oh... and hope your son's feeling better now. No fun having diahhrea.
from thecrankyone :
Scary part is the boy is now 21, so there isn't much the law can do if he wants to be with her. (Unless there is a restraining order and I'm not sure how that works, once he is of age). I think Mark just offed his wife, because she caught him in his lies and he freaked out, and tried to continue the charade instead of comming clean. Scott was just too cheap to pay for a divorce or part with any $$
from arc-angel666 :
Have I ever seen the Jersey Devil? Hmmmmmmm....not up close, I did date his sister. You live in PA now? Are you Amish? Oh by the way M. Night Shyamalan makes use of the Jersey Devil in his latest release The Village. So do you like scary stuff? Have you ever read Brian Lumley....spooky! Respectfully Arc-Angel 666
from radiogurl :
I heard THAT. I do the interviewing and hiring and firing at the radio station and I can tell you for a fact that it won't kill you to treat people with a little respect. The business gains nothing by treating someone like dirt. But anything remotely connected to government lives like a tree - rooted firmly in dirt, and always does better with a lot of bullshit thrown in. Hang in there, here's hoping some of the boneheaded interviewers get a clue sooner or later!!!
from arc-angel666 :
Fur-sure Dudette, the waves are Bonzitious! Your Aunt looks like Dangerspouse? WOW How Cool is that? I just paid homage To He Who is Twisted and Sick in my Diary...I am waiting for a terrible retribution, for his sword is swift and deadly. Later Water Babe Respectfully Michael
from arc-angel666 :
Fur-sure Dudette, the waves are Bonzitious! Your Aunt looks like Dangerspouse? WOW How Cool is that? I just paid homage To He Who is Twisted and Sick in my Diary...I am waiting for a terrible retribution, for his sword is swift and deadly. Later Water Babe Respectfully Michael
from radiogurl :
Ugh about the bees - and about the idiots who interview you for a job. Sheesh, do they teach them the art of evasive harassment or is it a natural talent required for the personnel job???
from wishtup :
Thanks for the pic, was wondering what it would be when I went to load it..... lol good selection though! want me to throw Aussie currency, or do you have a US dollars only policy? (I have about ten bucks lol... mostly singles...)
from arc-angel666 :
So you are a Jersey Girl....Hows u's going dare? When I work in NYC, I enjoy visiting the Garden State. Contrary to what I was led to believe New Jersey is beautiful. I live on the Beach in Malibu so it was a little hard for me to refer to the Jersey beaches as The Shore, and you have surf! I also surf. Cowabunga Babe! I do believe I have solved one of your mysteries. The Jersey Devil is.......DangerSpouse! Don't tell anyone, Tom is a great guy, a super athlete (trials rider) a good looking fellow, Radio Dude, frightening story teller and theres no need to mention his writing ability. Mel is admired by everyone in the profession and drooled over by most females. Due to his belief in the Passions of Christ and all his hard work to get in made has paid off, he is nearing Billionaire status....good for him!
from radiogurl :
Oooooh NICE pictures *Drools* You even picked a good one for me. 99% of the time I like men who are well-acquainted with a barber. But if Mel Gibson didn't have a recent haircut I wouldn't toss him out, lol.
from arc-angel666 :
Hi. You are right Mel is American born, he is married to the same Woman forever, they have six children. He loves his wife and is a great father. His is an excellant actor, screenplay writer, director and above all he is a genuinely kind, serious trickster, fun guy, unfortunately for all those who know him, he smokes too much.
from radiogurl :
Hahahaha!!! Okay I'll share Mel with ya. The accent gets me every time but basically no matter what the accent, men are all pigs at heart, anyway, lol.
from radiogurl :
You know... if you reap what you sow... I don't want to be anywhere near your family when it's harvest time. I feel for you, your parents, and your grandmother. The only thing you have to remember is that now the funeral is done, you'll have moments of peace and joy in your life. With the attitudes the others displayed, doubtless they don't know the meaning of peace OR joy. How sad for them - and how sadly deserved.
from thecrankyone :
((hugs)) man and I thought my family was nutty... so sorry to hear your relatives some how managed to beat mine.. I didn't think that was possible.. LOL...
from sexi-lexy :
hey, I just wanted to say im sorry aout your grandmother. I know how i felt when i lost mine. I like your writing, ill be back again for sure.
from wishtup :
http://www.york-united-kingdom.co.uk/funerals/grief/ ~hugs~ hope this helps
from radiogurl :
I'm sorry for the loss of your grandmother, and sorrier still for the ensuing pandemonium. I hope that life settles into something a bit less hectic in the near future. And I hope the nausea isn't a harbinger of more chaos...
from tariqa :
Her time had come...and she gave enough time for people to adjust to the idea of her going. What a gift! "We are only permitted to grieve because we have been privileged to love - and to escape grief at the sacrifice of love is too great price to pay."
from thecrankyone :
My condolences on your grandmother... Even when we know its comming and inevitable its still hard... (((hugs)))
from radiogurl :
Hang on. You're a strong, amazing woman, and from the sounds of it so is your grandmother. When it is her time, she'll leave. Until then, savor every moment and let the family with problems fight among themselves as they will. We're all here wishing you peace of mind through the whole process.
from thecrankyone :
((hugs))thoughts and prayers with you and your grandmother.. I think every family has a few relatives like those..sadly...
from poolagirl :
My thoughts and prayers are with you, my dear.
from radiogurl :
(((((((((Hugs)))))))))) I hope that you can hang onto your sanity a little longer. You're stronger than the storm swirling around you. They can't touch your grandmother now, and the ones causing grief are ultimately only harming themselves. Let them do it and marvel at your grandmother's wisdom in disinheriting and in who she cared for. It sounds like you were extraordinarily fortunate to have her for as long as you did. I wish peace for her - and for you, peace in spirit through all of this.
from dangerspouse :
Woo hoo, great write-up on the wedding!! HAAAHAHAHA! I loved it. Actually, I enjoyed both. But yeah, this one did make more sense. Very funny stuff - gotta love Jersey!
from radiogurl :
Sheesh, how come *I* never go to weddings like that?? It might have been bizarre from a few dozen angles, but at least you had fun!
from radiogurl :
Take the job that lets you smile when you wake up in the morning. I suspect that will be the one that is challenging, but you might be surprised at how challenging the one-subject route will be, simply because it will be so repetitious. There's a lot to be said for variety - and for learning something new, yourself, in the process. I hope that you get the job that's best for you, either way. :)
from dangerspouse :
I can't believe how long that Subservient Chicken site has been up!! I think I tortured that guy around two months ago. I asked him to figure out some quadratic equations for me. When he just scratched his head, I just had him do "something fowl". Who thinks of these things? I loved it!
from tariqa :
Thanks for stopping by tariqa and reading my review of today's U.N. report on AIDs...sorry about all of your friends who died as a result of blood transfusions back in the days before they did such thorough testing at the blood banks. It is amazing how many people are so ill-informed...and I am so distressed about our teen agers who feel they are immune/invincible. A serious problem we've got to address.
from tariqa :
And the answer to your question about how long the flag will be flown at half-staff varies. Right now it is being flown that way to honor President Reagan for one month.
from poolagirl :
Your thoughtful comment gave me much to ponder. I also agree that democracy just might not be the right choice for every nation. Political views are like religious views in many ways - what is ingrained will stay there. I just wish the whole thing had never happened. Thanks again for checking in with my diary. It's people like you who keep me going!
from captainron :
Well, I'm an engineer by trade, but have been in management for the last ten years or so. Manufacturing here in the northeast really is drying up and moving to the third world. It really is sad that nobody in this country wants to make things any more.
from dangerspouse :
HA!!! I wish I had seen the kangaroo scrotums sooner - that would have been the PERFECT anniversary gift! Dammit, I hope the mall has them. I can't wait for a web order, I need it by Wednesday. Um, oh yeah, the other link was very nice too. But it was no kangaroo scrotum! Thanks babe :)
from captainron :
Thanks for the note and the kind words. Every little bit helps :-) Nice site. I'll be back too!
from curiocat :
OMG!! I read that book and DID THE SAME THING!!! Wish I could remember where the site was that showed you the painting as it was originally, after it was touched up, and its restoration. I was looking it over with a fine tooth comb and I SWEAR the book is right!!! Anyhoo, it was a great book...glad someone else out there has read it too.
from radiogurl :
Heheh, until the entry about the twelve year old kids and their idea of coolness I was doing fine - but at that I lost it. You are SOOOOO right! I'm still chuckling at it. And I know that not all swimsuits are the work of the devil - but some of them are truly, truly bad. And on me, they all are!
from tariqa :
Thanks for stopping by. You just never know what I might be ranting about when you check out tariqa. I may not even be ranting -- but don't bet on it - there's so much to rant about these days. "Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone who embarks on the strange voyage can measure the tides and hurricanes he will encounter. The statesman who yields to war fever must realize that once the signal is given, he is no longer the master of policy but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable events." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
from dangerspouse :
Ok, ok! Your pathetic whining has worn me down. Consider yourself plugged in my next entry, whenever I finally getting around to dragging my pockmarked white ass over to the keyboard. :)
from radiogurl :
Your latest entry is why I haven't gone swimming in several years... Even skinny I won't wear most of the swimsuits out there!
from dangerspouse :
You know, I'd never wanted to grope Colin Firth before. But the amazingly persuasive powers, plus those pictures....welll...just don't tell my wife, ok?
from radiogurl :
*Sigh* Just realized that Diaryland is messing up and double-posting notes, or at least it was. Hopefully it's a temporary arrangement. And I think we women should rebel and go kick some man ass. They've been stupid for all these eons, though. Is it possible to reverse evolution?
from radiogurl :
Ugh... This is not endearing me any more to doctors, who were already on my list as a whole. There are some good ones, without a doubt - but some...
from radiogurl :
Ack - your friend is teaching? That's almost scary unto itself, lol. It sounds like she needs an introduction to the real world sometime this century, since last century passed her by...
from radiogurl :
We'll just ignore the fact that Dangerspouse gets his writers mixed up. I think your shitzu can take his Corgi either day, so there!
from dangerspouse :
I can't believe that you don't believe that THIS will be the Jennifer Lopez marriage that will last for The Ages. Cynic! Pessimist! If this doesn't linger at least TWICE as long as the Tyson/Givens love-fest, I'll eat my Corgi. Speaking of whom, your little Shit Sue may be able to sleep longer than Casey, but... but... aw fuck. I have no defense. And you know what? We DO have a doggie run for him - a nice one. Will he poop in it? Of course not. It's just for purposes of barking at other dogs, according to him. Nice entry of yours, btw. Reminds me of why I decided to get that vasectomy in the first place :)
from radiogurl :
Whew, TWELVE dollars a gallon? That's outragious! I can definitely see piling a big group into a small car under those circumstances. We in the US have become spoiled to a lot of things, including substantially lower prices for basic necessities. A trip to Europe should convince almost any of us that we've got it good.
from radiogurl :
I hear you about the drivers - but don't think the gas prices are as bad as they could be. I have a friend who's a military wife stationed in Europe. They pay €1.25 per liter. With approximately 4 liters to a gallon, and one Euro equal to about 85¢ in US money, that's pretty nearly $6 a gallon. And I see the resemblence in Kerry, LOL!
from my-soapbox :
Thanks for the nice comment you left! Sorry it took so long to respond. I don't check my own blog as often as I check DS! I agree with you that, no matter where you are there will be some kind of prejudice - just depends on the level and also how well hidden it is. It's just that I like to think that because I'm a minority who has faced racism/discrimination that I would know better than to do that to others. I think the main issue for me is that while I may not be overtly racist, I do have prejudices. Some of it has to do with my parents, some of it has to do with how sheltered I've been, and some of it has to do with what I see from popular culture. I hope that since I'm aware of my prejudices that I will be able to challenge my own ideas and teach my daughter about diversity.
from radiogurl :
Took the geography quiz only on Asia - got 54 out of 81, and part of that was sheer luck. On my way to work this morning, will be back later for more comment I hope!
from radiogurl :
I have no issue with crass commentary, particularly in this case. I actually know this guy's family and while I like his kid sister, that doesn't excuse what he did. But I talked to someone at the court today, one of the bailiffs who sat in on the trial. She said based on the testimony at the trial, *she* would have found him innocent, too. Then again, the jury didn't get to read the police reports or talk to the detective who described these little kids bursting into tears just at the mention of the guy's name. There was one child who reported that he molested her - apparently before this - but her family didn't bother to take her in to the doctor to collect evidence. If the guy got off, imho it was due to negligence on the part of other people.
from radiogurl :
Ugh - sorry to hear about the allergies. But if they can get them under control you will feel vastly better overall, not just get rid of the sniffles. The experience with the doctor reinforces my belief that the most effective tool for medical treatment is to force doctors to experience what their patients are going through until they get their acts together and treat people better.
from xonlysundayx :
Love your username. ~B
from radiogurl :
Awww - I hate when babies are sick, shots or otherwise. Sometimes I wonder if the shots aren't worse than the alternative. I know intellectually that they are, but still... I hope you have a better night tonight and that the holiday weekend takes a turn for the better overall! (((Hugs))))
from dangerspouse :
Hey babe - your friend "wishtup" left me a note, but the link doesn't work when I clicked on his name. I wanted to leave a Thank You note in return, but I'm stymied - stymied, I tell you! If you talk to this person, tell 'em I said "THANKS!", and I feel better now that my poor brine shrimp monkey finally tasted the sweet cup of victory. :)
from lavidaloca-2 :
heh yah he eats cigarettes, nasty cancer stricken monkey but it makes him tough. -------- thanks for stopping by hope you feel better soon, cramps are evil.
from radiogurl :
LOL!!!!! You go, girl, you and your butt-whooping monkey! Glad you linked to it for proof, the brat can't accuse you of lying ;)
from dangerspouse :
Dammit! I even lost to a TOAST eating monkey? And one with cramps?? (Well ok, technically that is YOU. But still.) Man, my poor, pathetic Sea Monkey is just not having a good day. Oh well, at least he gets to eat hamburger. LOL...thanks for playing again, babe! Hope you're feeling better :)
from trinity63 :
I read your spider story. I am itching and I didn't even see it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from dangerspouse :
Damn you, and your Super Monkey!! And a bone eating one, at that. How can a mere oatmeal quaffing ape even HOPE to compete? LOL...well, savor your victory while you can, my pretty. I'll be back, oh yes I will.... :)
from radiogurl :
Get thee to an expert, post haste. If your family has bipolar, you are probably dealing with a very real case of depression, possibly more. It's not a joke and you don't deserve to be unhappy. You also don't HAVE to be unhappy. I went through it myself and were it not for the love of some extraordinary friends, I wouldn't be here now to tell you about it. *Hugs* Let us know how it goes, if you can - but whatever else you do, don't settle for anything less than getting the help that you have a right to receive.
from poolagirl :
Hey! We small-footed women have to endure so much! Natural stilettos!
from radiogurl :
I can see your diary but it took a while to load, and diaryland is being REALLY hinky today. They must be working on some upgrades to the site. :)
from radiogurl :
Quick note - Dangerspouse has been sick. He's also been working in SPITE of being sick. He promised to update his diary at earliest opportunity... As to removing the marker, you can try lighter fluid, though there are no guarantees. (No, I don't mean burn the garment, I mean use lighter fluid to clean it - it will take out a LOT of things.) Otherwise I have absolutely no idea...
from poolagirl :
Congrats on dumping the jackass and moving on with your life!
from radiogurl :
Ugh - avoid future classes with her. She sounds like the sort of teacher who will ding your grades for getting the answers *right* because they don't agree with her misperceptions and ignorance...
from thecrankyone :
I love your diary and your layout!!! Welcome tothe Moms with Boys Diaryring. Aren't sons just a hoot, even when they are driving you bannanas.. Will definately have to come back. Hope your little one is feeling better soon
from poolagirl :
Good luck to your little one and that sore throat. You take care too! That stuff is contagious!
from supababe :
Lol your journal makes me laugh, my mom started calling my dad the sperm doner when he left. ~ for good or for evil, Becky
from wishtup :
Lisa explains that April Fool's Day dates back to the pagans. "God bless those pagans..." -- Homer, ``So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show'' sorry, they didn't have the rest of the scene in quotes where they explain about the new year...
from poolagirl :
You know, I wouldn't consume ANYTHING that came out a goat's butt - no matter how good it tasted!
from poolagirl :
K-O-L-A nuts! K-O-L-A nuts! Read my lips! Gosh, you are just too funny. I think I will make you a FAVE.
from dangerspouse :
Good luck with the job interview!!! And if you come across any of those tiny little Asian chicks who wear pink and orange size-0 bathing suits, pick one up for me, willya? Thanks!
from dangerspouse :
Hey kiddo. My kid sister went to college at the University of Hawaii. It certainly was beautiful, but she lost something like 30 pounds in the 4 years she lived there. And it wasn't because she was surfing every day. Almost all food had to be flown in, and as a result prices were through the roof and she just couldn't afford to eat. Campbells Soup was over 3 bucks a can (and this was in the mid-80's). On top of that, crime rates were very, very high. The day she landed at the airport, the girl who was supposed to be her roomate was abducted and murdered. So there are indeed dragons in Paradise. I don't think she's been dying to go back ever since she graduated.
from dangerspouse :
All of NJ can't wait for your return, baby! But listen, you should have driven those donuts out to that job fair bitch and rammed them up her ass, one by one. No wonder you're down! Hang in there kiddo.
from curiocat :
Wow girlfriend!!! I'm on your faves list!!! :::spinning on the floor on my side, yelling WHOO HOO HOO like Daffy Duck::: Thanks!!! Say, was reading "she wore green velvet" and damn, don't I wish I lived on the coast and could go to class with you!! I'd be singing Elvis tunes in a froggie voice quietly in the corner. Throw in a couple of "ribbit"s in for contrast!!
from dangerspouse :
Here's how uncool *I* am. I have absolutely no idea what your note to me meant. None.
from dangerspouse :
I read your warning. I still want a Rainbow. (Woo - thanks for your great notes!!) :)
from radiogurl :
Wow - they had the Internet back in the dark ages? *G* And I missed the whole A/S/L thing in chatrooms by avoiding chatrooms. As to the kids, I can relate. I don't know which is worse, losing the sole source of caffeine in the house or trying to get a stain out of the carpet! Either way I'd be thinking 'dead kids!!!!!'
from dangerspouse :
You know, if you hadn't put that last paragraph in, I would have thought you trying an experiment in Dada-ist writing. Bizarre!
from poolagirl :
Hmmmm.......maybe Ru Paul has a brother? Or would that be a sister? Wayne?
from hissandtell :
Hello - I keep finding myself back here as I follow endless winding trails from poola's and spouse's notes - am enjoying the read very much. Love, R xxx
from poolagirl :
Well........maybe Wayne Newton is in "transition." He sounded just like a girl until he was about 40. Does he stand up to pee or doesn't he?
from dangerspouse :
You don't get AM radio in your car? Damn! Oh well, I'm not on their web site (by choice). Only a couple of us traffic reporters are - one of them is even the famouse "JG" I wrote about (although he's listed under his pseudonym).
from dangerspouse :
IT WAS NOT A MULLET!!! LOL...women! Hey, I used to have to go to archaelogy symposiums down at the Rutgers New Brunswick campus once in a while. You have my complete sympathy. It's like trying to negotiate the back roads of Calcutta down there.
from poolagirl :
HA! I think Wayne Newton just might really be some fat old woman! I think his moustache is FAKE!
from ulyviria :
Hi!! i really like your diary!! No one reads mine that's probably because i'm boring :->
from radiogurl :
Hmm... spit out the chocolate... Actually I think it's a good idea for a diet, because you get to indulge but the stuff doesn't rebuild your posterior (not to mention other places). The perfect motto, too: "Spit, don't swallow!" Women would love it but I suspect men wouldn't appreciate it, lol.
from dangerspouse :
"Mark"? "Irish pseudonym"? Sorry - I think you've surmised the wrong name. Nobody named Mark does traffic on 1010WINS.
from dangerspouse :
er...that should be "if you WANT to know my pseudonym". Sorry.
from dangerspouse :
NOBODY else wished you well on this most special of days? For shame! Ah, don't worry - they're all swine anyway. Trust me - I know them. Drop me an e-mail if you really know the pseudonym I use on WINS. (Hint: I'll be on from 7:30am to 3pm tomorrow, and Monday from 5am - 12:30pm). I wouldn't advise listening though. I suck, and it's boring ol' traffic. Bad combination.
from dangerspouse :
Aww, you're welcome :) Listen - why not get some of that voice recognition software and save your poor wrist for more, um, important chores. Wait - that's us guys. But still, it might help. Congrats again!!
from dangerspouse :
OOOOOH....Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary, HAAAA-py Anniversary! Woo Hoo!! Congrats! Let the bubbly bubble forth! (um...your hint worked) :)
from radiogurl :
What? You told him you'd wait 20 minutes and you WENT BACK TO PICK HIM UP??? *Shakes head in disbelief* I have trained my kids. If I say I won't wait, their butts are walking home. If they run into a serial killer, it's the killer's own fault and he'll undoubtedly get nothing more than he deserves. My gawd, my girls alone could drive him to suicide! In terms of the minivans, I think they're for the people who couldn't get their CDL to pick their kids up in a big rig, so they got the next closest thing. If Detroit makes the durned things that big, imho they should make them like an accordian so they can fold up and make room for those of us who drive second-hand roller skates. Hang in there!
from dangerspouse :
I'd like to reiterate once again how grateful I am to be impotent. I park anywhere the fuck I want.
from dangerspouse :
Awww, poor little Guinea Hens! Bet they taste good, though. Hey, goat meat is great!! In fact the national dish of Trinidad (I think) is Curry Goat. Funny entry! :)
from dangerspouse :
Thanks for the hilarious URLs to phobia sites, babe! As a reward I'm sending you a series of assorted handmade maple sugar candies. Hope you're feeling better!! :)
from dangerspouse :
So let's see. The fruity woman wears sweats? That's easy: she's now "Sweaty Woman"! Yay! (And by the way, I lied. Some of my entry WAS un-true. You just can't trust us men, can you?) LOL..thanks for the note! :)
from dangerspouse :
Aw see, you miss-read me. Don't sterilize ALL women, just the supermodels. That way pregnancy will never ruin their glorious figures. And don't worry, because of recessive genes, ugly women sometimes give birth to gorgeous women, so we'll neverrun out. And you ask what part of my entry is true? ALL of it! You don't actually think I'd lie in an on-line diary, do you? That would be illegal!
from dangerspouse :
how could you not like maple syrup? It's so...mapley! Lol, to each their own, I guess. And yup, got the Dell, thanks. Lovin' every pixel of it, too! :)
from dangerspouse :
Ok, ya got me on the geography quiz (although - are the two lines of bricks the famous ones at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway?). However, how could you not like Maple Snow Candy?! Mmmmmmmmmm! My favorite way is to mix maple syrup with snow, sugar and cream (sometimes beaten egg). You gotta eat it fast, but it's great! Probably the one and only good thing about winter (other than protruding nipples, of course...my own protruding nipples).
from radiogurl :
Hehehe, you sound like me. NOBODY wakes me up early morning unless it's the end of the world, and even then the messenger had better be wearing some protective gear! And I hear you about male managers who sit on their butt while the female employees do the work. It's the way of the world and explains why the female employees pee in their boss's coffee dutifully every day!
from poolagirl :
I'm so glad you liked my diary! I look forward to reading through yours! YAY!
from dangerspouse :
Oh god, a short, fat Vietnamese chick...HOW DID YOU KNOW?! Mmmmmmmmm.....yessssss.....*sigh* Say listen, you wouldn't want to share Candy Apple's phone number, would you...? I, uh, need to ask her about an old mutual friend...or something. Thanks! And good night. zzzzzzzzzz
from dangerspouse :
Two favors, if you would: 1. Please detail this fantasy about the Vietnamese nail salon lady having sex. In excruciatingly intimate terms. And 2: Please say "masterbate" again. Ahhh, that's it...yes...yesssss.... Thank you. (Great entry, btw!) :)
from dangerspouse :
The meatloaf was even worse than sushi, huh? What did they make it with, road kill? Hopefully this will teach him to never eat anything other than crackers and ice cream from now on!
from dangerspouse :
mmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! I loves me some croutons and cookies! I still live on that. Your kid couldn't stomach foreign meatmoaf, huh? Be thankful he wasn't eating sushi. mmm....regurgitated raw fish!
from dangerspouse :
Hey hey, thanks for the nice mention, babe! Really swell of you :)
from dangerspouse :
Woo hoo! Thank you for that long overdue service to humanity. A concise list of whores! Shame you didn't provide phone numbers. Like to Anne Bolyn....
from radiogurl :
Bravo for reading him the riot act - and if you figure out how to pull off the volkswagen approach, lol. I just read your comment about my diary - thank you, I hope I *do* make people feel at home. Sorry, back to the topic at hand - I vote that ex's be legally barred from having your contact information. I don't think it's good to bar them from seeing their kids - bad as they are, better than the child thinking they were abandoned. Besides which, stupid, screwed-up exes do wonders for the way your kids see YOU. After they see the other half they realize they're lucky to have you as a parent! (I know whereof I speak, lol)
from radiogurl :
I'd say stupid man but for the vast majority of the male race (I refuse to acknowledge that most are a member of the human race) that would be redundant terms. I hope you and your baseball bat are able to get through to the ex exactly what DON'T GIVE OUT MY PHONE NUMBER means. Shout intended. If that doesn't work, let him know he will owe you extra child support just for the piss-off factor. As a friend of mine says, 'Stupid should hurt'.
from dangerspouse :
That was some story. What can one say but that your son is very lucky he has a mother who is/was strong enough not to buckle under insane pressures. Bravo! Many more to you both.
from dangerspouse :
Man, you're a tough crowd. Fine - take the bacon OFF the Twinkie if you want. (I saw on FoodTV some guy in Iowa who came up with a batter dipped, deep fried Twinkie on a stick that is selling like hotcakes (so to speak) at county fairs. Looked gross, but it sure seems stereotypical of the American palate). That was some religion rant! You do that every 28 days, perchance? Me, I thank god I'm an athiest. Now stop reading this and go pee already.
from radiogurl :
Interesting on the religion thing. I used to be religious. Now I don't know what I am. I believe in God but I don't believe in using religion as a tool to systematically destroy someone, and I've seen that happen a lot...
from dangerspouse :
Ok, ok..."come to the Milk Choclate Side". (I'm leaving off the second "o" in solidarity). Hey, like all men I'm in favor of giving PMSing women whatever calms them down. It's an evolutionary self preservation thing. Go ahead - dive into that bucket of bacon wrapped Twinkies! Mmmm....Twinkies in Blankies.......
from her-story :
Eww..dark chocolate is like eating coffee grinds... and a lil tidbit...I lost the 4th grade spelling bee because I didn't have enough o's in chocolate... (tis sad) I'm dying...like Dr. Atkins... he died never having a baked potato stuffed w/ sour cream and tons of cheese and bacon... rather... he HAD the sour cream cheese and bacon... dumbass. Whoever thought of taking carbs away never met a cranky pms'g female before. Bah
from dangerspouse :
Resistance is futile! Come to the Dark Side....to the Dark Chocolate Side....
from dangerspouse :
Wow, a bit vain about our relative position on Dangerspouse's Buddy List, aren't we? Actually, my list is in no particular order, but if you're that insecure I'll bump you up a bit...as soon as I figure out how. Sheesh...women :)
from dangerspouse :
God, I'm SO glad I wasn't smart enough to go to school! I'm sure you're learning a lot, but what a pain in the ass that chick is! I'd have bought a harpoon with me by the second week - and used it. Hang in there - great entry :)
from dangerspouse :
No, I didn't get to see Ms. Boob!! Dammit, the perils of being a Radio Star: I go to bed at 6 o'clock at night. On the other hand, from your description it would have been just like looking at my wife's girls, so I guess I didn't miss much. Thanks for your thoughts on the Dell matter, btw :)
from radiogurl :
Hey! I see you figured out how to decorate :) Cool! I have been out of commission, between having company and ending up sick - so now am trying to recuperate... Gotta go to bed before I keel over, come to think of it. The meds will be wearing off soon. :(
from dangerspouse :
Oooh! Nice new furnishings for the place!! Sorry I didn't leave a note sooner, but I haven't been able to leave a note ANYWHERE for a while. But really - very cool digs! Good luck on the presentation. Pornography always pulls in the ratings, so I wouldn't sweat it. And: GO DEVILS, BABY!! (Hope Scotty returns soon.)
from curiocat :
PS..what color was the papaya???? BWAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!
from curiocat :
Honey, I already QUIT that job!!! That's why I'm enjoying grandparenthood!!! I'd love to go to class with you and your Pepto pal!!! But I doubt if I could get out of the giggles....Thanks for the laugh, my friend...it was needed!!!!!
from curiocat :
Hey girlfriend, LOVELY new design on your diary!! What would we do without Radiogurl!?? LMAO at your "pepto" friend....why oh WHY do older women do that??? Maybe you should carry babywipes with you, kindly put your arm around her, and wash her face like you do the baby's....hehehhee
from radiogurl :
Quick note - you don't have to have a paid Diaryland account to dress up your page. I don't ;) The thing about the guy breaking in - it happened to me, just a few months ago. I have the mom thing down pat, yelled at him like he was one of my kids, and chased him out. I was half asleep and didn't even think, just did it. I never did get scared, just was TOTALLY pissed off, lol. Yes, I filed a police report - the cops cracked up.
from radiogurl :
Ahhh - you remind me why it's good for your kids to grow up so you can kick 'em out without being arrested. Life as a grandma is sweet - I get to watch my children live through this stuff, lol. On a DIFFERENT note, good luck with the jobe. Though the fact that you're looking for a job as a teacher surprises me. I couldn't ever have handled dealing with kids all day at work, then coming HOME to kids, too!
from dangerspouse :
HAHAHA! I loved your limp-hand-chest-slap "Tard" description! Thanks for that :) And I've very proud of you for torturing your baby like that. You've learned well, Young Jedi.
from radiogurl :
Hang in there. You WILL get a job, and NOT all jobs are created equal, even in the same field. I hope that you find the right job for you and for your family. I can understand the analogy of the horse - but when you find the RIGHT horse, the ride is well worth it ;)
from curiocat :
Ahhhhh....my sincere sympathies to your son!!! I too have strep throat; have NEVER EVER been "able" to get it in my whole life!! And, unlike him, I'm whining, complaining, whimpering the whole time. It screws up your entire head while preventing you from drinking the very fluids your body needs without feeling like you're swallowing a yule log instead. Parents of the uncaring kind always send their little darlings to school so they won't have to deal with the sickness. It's called "share the wealth". Anyways, hope your new DVD player is in workin order now and that you can make your escape in some good Mel Gibson movies...that works for me!! ;-)
from wishtup :
damn this message board is crowded lately! hehe didn't I tell you that you were funny G? : ) I'll try not to tell your folks who caused that tiny lil spot on the new car... ; )
from radiogurl :
Aww - I never knew we were related. And I know whereof I speak - the flu is no more fun than the strep throat. Nasty stuff. Hope the rest of the family escapes the bout of sickness this year, both the strep and the flu. Give your little boy a hug as soon as he's not contagious any more!
from radiogurl :
Eek! That HURTS! I hope you play it for every drop of sympathy you can garner - you know, pretend you're a man and therefore utterly helpless and dying from that toe. You should parlay it into a week's worth of maid service, if nothing else. I don't suppose there's a pair of crutches in the basement offings? Would be a terrific tool!
from radiogurl :
Awww - sorry you got tree'ed. Must've been an accident. It was aiming for the dingbat who told you that.
from radiogurl :
I'm with Curio on this. Remember all the things your children do (and have done, and will ever do) to drive you out of your mind? There is nothing, NOTHING more satisfying that watching your grandchildren do the same thing to their parents. It is poetic justice in the sweetest possible way. :) And about the tree on the 7-month-old - I suggest they apply that according to intellect, in which case the person who suggested it should be first in line to learn.
from curiocat :
Good lord...the brilliant wit of some parents!!! Allow your baby to pull the tree down on himself...why didn't I think of that!!! But then, again, it probably wouldn't have done one bit of harm to MY son, since he amused himself at the age of 2 by sneaking my keys out and toddling off to his room to stick them in the wall socket not once but SEVERAL times. Without harm...and he thought it was funny! EEENYways, regarding your impending grandparenthood (even tho its years down the road)...I'll say one thing (I'm a gramma myself of just one year) -- the curses you put on your children WORKS and had I known grandchildren were this much fun, I'd have had them first. ;-)
from radiogurl :
If you decide to run for office, let me know. I'll be your campaign manager. I have to admit, though, it's a radical idea: a politician who actually sees interests beyond the end of her nose (and her pocketbook), and one with operable brain cells. Could start a trend, one where politicians begin to operate by the rules they pass for the rest of the world (while ignoring them, themselves)
from dangerspouse :
What kind of job are you looking for, and what sort of hours? I don't have any particular contacts, but I'll keep my ears open for ya. (You can e-mail me, if you want).
from dangerspouse :
Yeah, isn't that something about Napolean's penis costing $40K? And to think they sold it before he died! What's sad is, I've only been offered 5 dollars for my own. And I'm a lot taller than he was. "Le twat, c'est moi!"
from dangerspouse :
Thanks for the award! I wear it proudly, if painfully. And I'm feeling fine, thanks for asking. It seems like the toasted foot may have actually been a blessing - fire seems to have killed some of the germs that made my socks smell as bad as my breath. Whoopie!
from radiogurl :
Awww... You get the humanitarian award for not killing 'em all and letting God sort 'em out. ;)
from curiocat :
Gurrrrlfriend, I too am unemployed and lemme tell ya, it's a harder job than WORKING!!! So don't let it get to ya, sit back, enjoy the soaps (I DO!) and raise your cuppa to mine while we toast the celebrated life of "sitonyerassus"!!!! :::Clink!:::
from curiocat :
Like Radiogirl, I found my way here from Dangerspouse's list...and I am jealous!! Any woman who can live with 3 1/2 men, watch TV all day, plan parties, go out to dinner with friends, attend classes and STILL find time to amuse us all with your life stories is a GODDESS in my book! Would have loved to read the rest of your last entry, but alas, it appears the "f*ck-up your diary entry fairy" struck again. Funnnnneeee stuff, girl friend!
from radiogurl :
LOL, I couldn't read your last entry - it cut off after "I have to offer up the "Potential Fire God" award to..." I am assuming by the note from Dangerspouse that he was your nominee, but I'd love to read your entire entry! *pouts*
from dangerspouse :
"Alpha Male", huh? Damn straight, be-otches. Get in line behind the Big Dog. LOL...thanks! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go start another fire. Stand back....
from radiogurl :
I found my way here from Dangerspouse's profile - and he was right about you. You pegged mom-hood to a tee! Brings back memories of when my kids were still here. And why I was all too happy to send them to their own homes after the holidays!
from dangerspouse :
Oh man, I can't wait to hear how the Thanksgiving dinner finally played out. Why do I find dysfunctional parents so much fun to read about? Great entry!! (Oh, and I have some good crab recipes if you need 'em....)
from dangerspouse :
Um...were you trying to subtley hint that we should follow that link? I don't think so, but I clicked on it anyway. Very disturbing. I hate seeing myself dance.
from dangerspouse :
The answer: You should be both embarrased AND boastful. People will hold you in higher esteem is you can be beligerant about your shortcomings. (Not that you have any, of course).
from dangerspouse :
Here's your ego-stroke: YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST FUCKING BABE TO COME DOWN THE PIKE SINCE, I DUNNO, CAROL BURNETT! YOU'RE FUCKING HOT, TOO! AND MY GOD CAN YOU COOK, AND DID YOU DO THAT WATERCOLOR HANGING IN THE HALL? AMAZING! "GODDESS" DOES NOT DO YOU JUSTICE!...That help? It WAS sincere - especially about the watercolor.
from dangerspouse :
Hey there! No, it's not Z-100 - at least not anymore. I used to appear on there once in a while, but they're no longer one of our client stations. "Zoo" refers to a type of format, not any one station in particular. (BTW, I'm used to things yelling "Eat Me!" all the time when I walk by them. Just not food.) And if might just add: I'm SO glad I had that vasectomy when I was 7 (court ordered). Tom :)
from dangerspouse :
Hi! Hey, thank you for the nice words, and for adding me to your Buddy List! I've only just read your current entry so far, but I'd say you definitely have a knack for humor. The "Smart vs. Lynch Smackdown" idea had me cracking up - along with everything else. I look forward to going back through your archives. Thanks again!
from wishtup :
leave that poor tobacco chewin' coach alone... he's proud to have two teeth left to spit tobacco between!
from wishtup :
so now you warn me about the puddles... could've used that advice last week!
from me-exposed :
Hello! Couldn't help it but had to comment on the whole "didn't want to see you, just the baby deal" Seeing how this person said this to over and over without explaining it to you when you asked them to repeat it makes me think that they "just want to see the baby so who gives a sh*t about you" I think they only "changed" the meaning of the comment when you brought it up confirms that for me. Know thats probably not what you wanted to hear but that's exactly how I would have taken it too. I had to comment cause I am always asking questions like this in my diary and no one ever answers so just thought I would respond.
from me-exposed :
You are so funny. I know you think life sucks and all but seriously it is funny. I don't know how I got on your diary but I will try to add you to my favorites list
from habitualgirl :
Nicely done. I have a friend that keeps sending anti-war emails, and it really, really bothers me. I just wish ONE of these "smart" people would offer an alternative to the war. There isn't one, imo. Have a great day :)
from habitualgirl :
Hi. Just found your diary and only have time to read a couple, but I really like your style...I'm adding you to my list. By the way, your in-laws are so obviously envious and intimidated by you, it's almost funny. Almost. I think you should just laugh in their faces at each unbelievably rude comment. Make them think you're crazy!!! BTW, I hope you have a boy :) Take care.
from caralynne :
keep your chin up, her-story. things will get better sometime. life has to balance itself out eventually. until it does, keep your chin up.
from caralynne :
diaryland is some twisted form of the reality tv craze that has hit north america. ive been reading your diary. i dont really know what to say, other than this: (doesnt say anything)
from amy83 :
I think what you did was totally right. If it were me, I would't have given the kid another chance, but then again, I have no sympathy for people like that. I totally admire you for being a teacher, if I were a teacher, I would either A) kick the shit out of some kids or B) kick the shit out of myself for dealing with the stupid jerks lol
from surfking :
You're making me feel bad for jacking around in class....but it's okay becuase teachers can give detentions right? and they're getting even, although i think it's funny when i get em...
from sixweasels :
Yep ... I'm planning on doing the PJ's thing too. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! For the record, I agree with your thoughts on the ever-elusive Osama, too.
from soulsurvivor :
ill be back for 2nds....
from her-story :
just testing the thing

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