Look at me, I'm not-so-Sandra Dee!

What YOU, the reader, should know about me...



I galavant in HTML

I play RPGs with mad skillaz

I shoot the breeze

My hair can change color

I'm a soda addict who'll never recover

I have a willy

I write spanish pornography

I not only sing in the shower, I dance there too

I have to pee so bad sometimes, I can feel it in my teeth

All else is a fuckin' fallacy!


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hothead profile - diary
comments: Cheryl is as Cheryl does. Well that's not too descriptive. I love her so much tho, that you should check out her entry just because!
jason75 profile - diary
comments: Like jason21, jason37, and jason17 put together!
squirrelx profile - diary
comments: I LOVE SQUIRRELS! So damn much it isn't funny - but don't take my word for it - go here and bask in the nutty glow!
pollymagoo profile - diary
comments: Isn't all of life unnecessary padding?
cholera profile - diary
comments: D-Ciple like myself. Technology wiz offering me help cause my brain won't go there.
dizboy profile - diary
comments: Wonderful writer who's FINALLY back! It did give me a chance to catch up on his older entries. No more talk - go read!
kinetix profile - diary
comments: Hates his boss, hates his job. Viva la Resistance!
unclebob profile - diary
comments: Uncle Bob is like my uncle - if my uncle was funny and nice and didn't make fun of me on a daily basis - CRY!
unhappyboy profile - diary
comments: Domo Arigato Mr. Layout!
botanologia profile - diary
comments: Some type of zodiac, state, vegetable, country, atom or English herbal?
nsrich profile - diary
comments: Former neighbor at W&M. Now at UF. Reading him out of curiosity.
pandionna profile - diary
comments: Flamingos and a whole lotta style!
fulminous profile - diary
comments: Likes Pie, and made me remember what a Hyper Color shirt was and how I used to have tons of em!
roadiepig profile - diary
comments: Roadiepig, Roadiepig where have you been all my life? Me likey!
bullyland profile - diary
comments: Like Oh My God! Bully has a diary?!?!?! ~ I'm literally gonna wet my pants waiting on entries from her!
jcruelty profile - diary
comments: The journal of Pirate Lingo - Well, not really!
cactustree profile - diary
comments: Girl de Girl - Yay!
devian profile - diary
comments: I think his hair is yummy too - bring on the donuts baby!
jonathan29 profile - diary
comments: Better than Jonathans 1 though 28!
idiot-milk profile - diary
comments: I didn't even know milk had an IQ? I feel my 2% milk is intellectually inferior now!
taydo profile - diary
comments: Accessorizin' like a gay man should!
amorphous profile - diary
comments: Tickles me in all my naughty places, oft times more than once!
soverycherry profile - diary
comments: In the same 'Noke as me without a paddle - hmmm paddle...
chubbychic profile - diary
comments: Way more sexier than creme filling!
sixweasels profile - diary
comments: Oh MAN! Ferrets, Weasels, Woozles, I love them too much!
penmaster profile - diary
comments: Sounds like a porno reads like a inspired writer... on crack, or possibly extacy? I don't advocate the use of drugs at all - naw, not at all. Unless you share!
scanzilla profile - diary
comments: O-Mah-God!
randomsnark profile - diary
comments: And then God delivered his Little Joy Packages amongst them and there was much rejoicing!
boomletters profile - diary
comments: I'll never tell...
peteypuke profile - diary
comments: Always accept some candy from strangers like him...
ninabean profile - diary
comments: This girl rawks my d-land screen!
diaryquotes profile - diary
comments: Quotes are, uh... good....
warmleftover profile - diary
comments: Oddly addictive - just like real left overs.... and cocaine!
tubaboy profile - diary
comments: Who says good things aren't just wonderfully random?
golfwidow profile - diary
comments: Ministry of very silly people walking around in PJ's!
focus-free profile - diary
comments: Petey with Pictures!
notquiteeve profile - diary
comments: Me and Stacy go way back to when I was 100% gay - well, maybe only 99% - Hee!
banefulvenus profile - diary
comments: What is a Baneful Venus?
deevahkween profile - diary
comments: Interrogatory in transition!
gigantor profile - diary
comments: He touched Jasper Fforde!
varmintx profile - diary
comments: What does a varmint eat anyway?...
joeydafool profile - diary
comments: Pretty cool layout - pretty cool way of life!
physgeek profile - diary
comments: Geek Luv!
haloaskew profile - diary
comments: I'm all for her 9th New Years Resolution: "Have more dreams about Brad Pitt and fewer dreams about my arms being chewed off by angry kittens."
boxer-briefs profile - diary
comments: Cheese and Booze - I can deal with that!
smokeshack profile - diary
comments: Devian II
nimiiwin profile - diary
comments: So Sweet! I cry!
chickie-legs profile - diary
comments: Debunks the myth: Super Glue's powers aren't really that super!
angelpunkk profile - diary
comments: Lives at 3597846 imjustfuckingwithyou lane if anyone is interested - and I know I am!
scarletcloth profile - diary
comments: Next stop...
ochweidnit profile - diary
comments: She's not THAT wicked... but just enough for excitement!
evilestone profile - diary
comments: Evile Stone? Evilist One? Who cares, I just saw nude pics - woot!
pauls-lab profile - diary
comments: Those crazy yellow U.K. Laboratories!
jprevas profile - diary
comments: Short and Zen: Just how I like it!
hissandtell profile - diary
comments: He seeks that rascule everywhere. Very curious.

My favorite music:

Tenacious D
comments: �Sometimes ya got to squeeze, Sometimes you've got to say please, Sometime you've got to say hey, I'm gonna Fuck you softly��
Foo Fighters
comments: "Breathe out, So I can breathe you in, Hold you in."
Green Day
comments: "I am one of those, melodramatic fools, neurotic to the bone no doubt about it!"
comments: "When we rise it's like strawberry fields..."
Bare Naked Ladies
comments: "If I had a $Mill, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner (but we would, we'd just eat more!)"

My favorite movies:

Critters Movies
comments: Gremilins weren't the only ones who could pull off the fuzzy killer look! Although technically the Gremlins weren't all that fuzzy?
A Christmas Story
comments: Ok, everyone say it with me... "You'll shoot your eye out!"
Return to Oz
comments: That chick from the craft (Fairuza Balk) was young and almost innocent looking once?
Nightmare Before Christmas
comments: Actually any other Tim Burton movie: Changes my life in ways I can't quite describe, like the owl that shat upon my roomate - a miracle to behold!
Harry Potter
comments: What can I say, you know what I mean - ADMIT THAT YOU KNOW!!!

My favorite authors:

Nikki Giovanni
comments: No one writes like this woman, I think I may be her in my next life.
Naoko Takeuchi
comments: Almost totally forgot to add her. She is the wonderful creator of Sailormoon. She taught me the truth about love and justice!
comments: Sometimes I like to read old english pornographic stories. Sometimes I just like the way the book feels around my penis, I just don't know.
Toni Morrison
comments: The Bluest Eye was Genius! See Dick. See Dick Read All Her Books. Read Dick Read!
comments: His roundness is only exceeded by his big fat mouth! "Wakka Wakka Wakka!" Fucking Genius!

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last updated: 2006-03-18 03:15:00
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user since: 2002-07-01

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