Look at me, I'm not-so-Sandra Dee!
. . I galavant in HTML I play RPGs with mad skillaz I shoot the breeze My hair can change color I'm a soda addict who'll never recover I have a willy I write spanish pornography I not only sing in the shower, I dance there too I have to pee so bad sometimes, I can feel it in my teeth All else is a fuckin' fallacy! Crikey!
What YOU, the reader, should know about me...
 My favorite diaries: |
| hothead profile - diary |
| comments: Cheryl is as Cheryl does. Well that's not too descriptive. I love her so much tho, that you should check out her entry just because! |
| jason75 profile - diary |
| comments: Like jason21, jason37, and jason17 put together! |
| squirrelx profile - diary |
| comments: I LOVE SQUIRRELS! So damn much it isn't funny - but don't take my word for it - go here and bask in the nutty glow! |
| pollymagoo profile - diary |
| comments: Isn't all of life unnecessary padding? |
| cholera profile - diary |
| comments: D-Ciple like myself. Technology wiz offering me help cause my brain won't go there. |
| dizboy profile - diary |
| comments: Wonderful writer who's FINALLY back! It did give me a chance to catch up on his older entries. No more talk - go read! |
| kinetix profile - diary |
| comments: Hates his boss, hates his job. Viva la Resistance! |
| unclebob profile - diary |
| comments: Uncle Bob is like my uncle - if my uncle was funny and nice and didn't make fun of me on a daily basis - CRY! |
| unhappyboy profile - diary |
| comments: Domo Arigato Mr. Layout! |
| botanologia profile - diary |
| comments: Some type of zodiac, state, vegetable, country, atom or English herbal? |
| nsrich profile - diary |
| comments: Former neighbor at W&M. Now at UF. Reading him out of curiosity. |
| pandionna profile - diary |
| comments: Flamingos and a whole lotta style! |
| fulminous profile - diary |
| comments: Likes Pie, and made me remember what a Hyper Color shirt was and how I used to have tons of em! |
| roadiepig profile - diary |
| comments: Roadiepig, Roadiepig where have you been all my life? Me likey! |
| bullyland profile - diary |
| comments: Like Oh My God! Bully has a diary?!?!?! ~ I'm literally gonna wet my pants waiting on entries from her! |
| jcruelty profile - diary |
| comments: The journal of Pirate Lingo - Well, not really! |
| cactustree profile - diary |
| comments: Girl de Girl - Yay! |
| devian profile - diary |
| comments: I think his hair is yummy too - bring on the donuts baby! |
| jonathan29 profile - diary |
| comments: Better than Jonathans 1 though 28! |
| idiot-milk profile - diary |
| comments: I didn't even know milk had an IQ? I feel my 2% milk is intellectually inferior now! |
| taydo profile - diary |
| comments: Accessorizin' like a gay man should! |
| amorphous profile - diary |
| comments: Tickles me in all my naughty places, oft times more than once! |
| soverycherry profile - diary |
| comments: In the same 'Noke as me without a paddle - hmmm paddle... |
| chubbychic profile - diary |
| comments: Way more sexier than creme filling! |
| sixweasels profile - diary |
| comments: Oh MAN! Ferrets, Weasels, Woozles, I love them too much! |
| penmaster profile - diary |
| comments: Sounds like a porno reads like a inspired writer... on crack, or possibly extacy? I don't advocate the use of drugs at all - naw, not at all. Unless you share! |
| scanzilla profile - diary |
| comments: O-Mah-God! |
| randomsnark profile - diary |
| comments: And then God delivered his Little Joy Packages amongst them and there was much rejoicing! |
| boomletters profile - diary |
| comments: I'll never tell... |
| peteypuke profile - diary |
| comments: Always accept some candy from strangers like him... |
| ninabean profile - diary |
| comments: This girl rawks my d-land screen! |
| diaryquotes profile - diary |
| comments: Quotes are, uh... good.... |
| warmleftover profile - diary |
| comments: Oddly addictive - just like real left overs.... and cocaine! |
| tubaboy profile - diary |
| comments: Who says good things aren't just wonderfully random? |
| golfwidow profile - diary |
| comments: Ministry of very silly people walking around in PJ's! |
| focus-free profile - diary |
| comments: Petey with Pictures! |
| notquiteeve profile - diary |
| comments: Me and Stacy go way back to when I was 100% gay - well, maybe only 99% - Hee! |
| banefulvenus profile - diary |
| comments: What is a Baneful Venus? |
| deevahkween profile - diary |
| comments: Interrogatory in transition! |
| gigantor profile - diary |
| comments: He touched Jasper Fforde! |
| varmintx profile - diary |
| comments: What does a varmint eat anyway?... |
| joeydafool profile - diary |
| comments: Pretty cool layout - pretty cool way of life! |
| physgeek profile - diary |
| comments: Geek Luv! |
| haloaskew profile - diary |
| comments: I'm all for her 9th New Years Resolution: "Have more dreams about Brad Pitt and fewer dreams about my arms being chewed off by angry kittens." |
| boxer-briefs profile - diary |
| comments: Cheese and Booze - I can deal with that! |
| smokeshack profile - diary |
| comments: Devian II |
| nimiiwin profile - diary |
| comments: So Sweet! I cry! |
| chickie-legs profile - diary |
| comments: Debunks the myth: Super Glue's powers aren't really that super! |
| angelpunkk profile - diary |
| comments: Lives at 3597846 imjustfuckingwithyou lane if anyone is interested - and I know I am! |
| scarletcloth profile - diary |
| comments: Next stop... |
| ochweidnit profile - diary |
| comments: She's not THAT wicked... but just enough for excitement! |
| evilestone profile - diary |
| comments: Evile Stone? Evilist One? Who cares, I just saw nude pics - woot! |
| pauls-lab profile - diary |
| comments: Those crazy yellow U.K. Laboratories! |
| jprevas profile - diary |
| comments: Short and Zen: Just how I like it! |
| hissandtell profile - diary |
| comments: He seeks that rascule everywhere. Very curious. |
My favorite music: |
| Tenacious D |
| comments: �Sometimes ya got to squeeze, Sometimes you've got to say please, Sometime you've got to say hey, I'm gonna Fuck you softly�� |
| Foo Fighters |
| comments: "Breathe out, So I can breathe you in, Hold you in." |
| Green Day |
| comments: "I am one of those, melodramatic fools, neurotic to the bone no doubt about it!" |
| Bush |
| comments: "When we rise it's like strawberry fields..." |
| Bare Naked Ladies |
| comments: "If I had a $Mill, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner (but we would, we'd just eat more!)" |
My favorite movies: |
| Critters Movies |
| comments: Gremilins weren't the only ones who could pull off the fuzzy killer look! Although technically the Gremlins weren't all that fuzzy? |
| A Christmas Story |
| comments: Ok, everyone say it with me... "You'll shoot your eye out!" |
| Return to Oz |
| comments: That chick from the craft (Fairuza Balk) was young and almost innocent looking once? |
| Nightmare Before Christmas |
| comments: Actually any other Tim Burton movie: Changes my life in ways I can't quite describe, like the owl that shat upon my roomate - a miracle to behold! |
| Harry Potter |
| comments: What can I say, you know what I mean - ADMIT THAT YOU KNOW!!! |
My favorite authors: |
| Nikki Giovanni |
| comments: No one writes like this woman, I think I may be her in my next life. |
| Naoko Takeuchi |
| comments: Almost totally forgot to add her. She is the wonderful creator of Sailormoon. She taught me the truth about love and justice! |
| Chaucer |
| comments: Sometimes I like to read old english pornographic stories. Sometimes I just like the way the book feels around my penis, I just don't know. |
| Toni Morrison |
| comments: The Bluest Eye was Genius! See Dick. See Dick Read All Her Books. Read Dick Read! |
| Pac-Man |
| comments: His roundness is only exceeded by his big fat mouth! "Wakka Wakka Wakka!" Fucking Genius! |
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user since: 2002-07-01
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