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found out by
antipodean
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"This morning, it smelt of a 'fragrant' combination of Jim Beam, marijuana, rotten socks, just the faintest residue of testosterone, and the overlaying scent of myrrh incense burnt in a feeble attempt to mask these sundry assaults upon the nostrils. That was not to mention the legion of milk cartons, chip packets, unknown mould growths, jam and honey puddles, crumbs, an ashtray containing more than mere ash, and a mystery decapitated cactus head in what was once his laundry basket." |
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Day 1 by
batten
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"We said goodnight and headed back to our marina. And I fell asleep, starry-eyed, wondering what was going to happen tomorrow..." |
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Fish And Football by
grimm0826
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"Fish make me happy. And gruesome little shrimp, too!" |
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Pantyliners and Gingerbread Houses by
wifemotherme
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"Ever wonder what happens to a panty liner when you forget remove it from your panties before you stick them in the washing machine? Blows up with gel, much like a diaper. J did not find this bit of trivia as interesting as I did." |
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Is your guinea pig stinky? Help is here! by
augustdreams
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The "How to Bathe a Guinea Pig" entry. I know it's my own, but I had to list it because it makes me smile. |
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More wannabe virtuosos next week on American Flute Diva! by
mangofarmer
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"Mrs. Bitchy McEvil (not her real name)- Principal flautist of the Bumblefuck (not a real place-name) Symphony Orchestra and teacher at Bumblefuck University. Makes everyone cry at least once. During a lesson. Is the world�s leading exporter of diamonds, produced from the lumps of coal stuck very far up her ass." |
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i remember by
omorfia
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"The colourful lights, the smell of the pine tree, the atmosphere. I have nothing but the most amazing memories of Christmas time." |
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prisoner by
urbandreams
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"There are parts of me that want to launch a revolution in my soul. I can feel it buzz. I can feel it try to break free, but the ties that bind it are so strong.I�m dying to get out of this skin. I�m dying to meet someone who can unleash this desire, this white hot passion for full-spectrum life." |
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30 Things about ChubbyChic by
chubbychic
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"19. I want to have sex in a pool of warm jello." |
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45 Facts About Gargy by
gargy
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"12. All Calvin Klein colognes react badly with my skin, and make me smell like cat pee." |
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Eeep! Ants! by
starsaway
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"I'm going to go try to set them on fire now." |
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The vacation at large. Again. by
everwhat
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"There's two types of shits. The kind you can take during a commercial break, and the kind you need a newspaper for." |
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Thanks by
desdemonia
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"So yes, I will partake in this celebration and tell my thanks to the Gods and spirits for blessing my life." |
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Gripe list. And happy list too. :) by
mangofarmer
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"Basketball, and anything to do with it, is the devil. I admit this very freely: in my four years of college I did not attend a single basketball game. Ha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :-P" |
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--what's the consolation prize?-- by
onewndrmuse
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"I talk to Death in a very polite, short chat... never long or personal conversations." |
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An ode to joy.... by
batten
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"The Haunted house! The Fun House! The Scrambler! The Tilt-a-Whirl! Cotton candy! And a pinwheel lollipop as big as my head! hee!" |
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The memory of glory by
batten
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"But I'm snug in my fleeces, tucked under the arm of a friend as I watch the bare poles and sleek shapes of moored boats slip past. The scent of hot chocolate seduces me. Joy." |
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Mia by
omorfia
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"I've never felt anything like this before. Overwhelming. Looking at her face .. this beautiful child that my sister MADE. It blew me away. " |
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55 incredible, mind altering *or was that numbing?*, exquisitely wonderous facts about yours truly .. by
omorfia
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"7. In year 11 Biology - Genetics, I discovered I was able to do more tongue tricks than anyone my Bio teacher had ever seen! I can roll, twist both ways and bend it." |
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Abc�s of me by
thefritz
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"C - Crabs � As a native Marylander it must be in my blood cause I can never get enough of those marvelous little crustaceans." |
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Re-run of the Theatre of Infamy---New one out this evening. New Theatre, that is. by
mireillie
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"And if what you say is true, why does my...my willy have an American accent?" |
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Paper Hijacked by Spider Shock! by
hot-crumpets
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"Have you ever tried to climb up one of those slippery little bastards? No, I don't suppose you have. Well, for those of you who have never attempted it I'll give you a hint as to how dangerous this is: In any one town, at least seventeen spiders per week lose at least one leg in a tissue-box related accident." |
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Battle of the Spider Shock! by
hot-crumpets
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"However, this plan was to no avail - because the spider was too big for the sodding glass! If I tried to catch it in there then several of its legs would have been left outside. Damnit, damnit, DAMNit...... So what next?" |
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I'm all moved in!!! by
sesomatto
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"Damn my affinity for cute panties and silky jammies." |
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My Unusual Sexuality by
hot-crumpets
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"So that's me. And at long last, I not only accept it but I love everything about the way I am :) " |
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