messages to his-holiness:
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from perversions :
Gone but not forgotten, even if never known.
from awittykitty :
nice to hear. And if I say, especially from you I'm not being sarcastic, just observant. Glad you're doing what makes you happy. Keep going on your book. You're almost to the finish line....I can feel it and I'm cheering for you!!
from bukowskigirl :
kiss kiss.
from klcroft :
I need you. PLease find me on myspace once again. I cannot seem to find you. Also, what messenger are you on?
from awittykitty :
Your comments aren't working, but just wanted to wish you a Happy Anniversary. That photo is as beautiful, fresh and hopeful as it was a year ago.
from klcroft :
this music speaks to me
from klcroft :
Let thou smoosh!
from black-bunny :
Woo for pissing!
from f-i-n :
hugs for you
from dinosaurorgy :
I found your comic and discovered eye-candy too awesome to pass up. :D
from kungfukitten :
Did you notice all the people that were standing up and walking out on his act. That says a lot. I always thought Seinfeld was popular because it appealed to the lowest common denominator. Everyone knows what it's like to wait for a table at a restaurant. Everyone has a favorite form of birth control. Everyone has dated inappropriate people. How "intellectual" is all of that? McDuh.
from f-i-n :
happy turkey day
from arletterocks :
Happy June 30th, June 30th. http://cgi.ebay.com/STOP-JEHOVAHS-WITNESSES-FROM-ENDANGERING-YOUR-FAMILY_W0QQitemZ180002339162QQihZ008QQcategoryZ378QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
from wilberteets :
::love::
from wilberteets :
Bummer dude. However, if this sort of thing haaaaad to happen, this is pretty good timing. You are already married so if there's any falling out of love due to horrible sights and smells, you are each stuck like chuck with your spewing, slobbering, toilet hovering mate. A speedy recovery to both of you...
from kungfukitten :
Sorry you're sick. I'd hug you but, I bet you're still contagious. ;) I recommend those pedialyte pops. You get them in the grocery store in the baby supply section. They're just like otter pops but filled with electrolyte goodness. Plus, they're just fun to eat. Feel better.
from arletterocks :
http://positiveapeindex.blogspot.com/2006/06/these-boots-are-made-for.html That damn Coop keeps beating us to the punch, damn him.
from awittykitty :
New website design looks nice. As for the demoralized eggs. Maybe they're just Catholic.
from daringtobe :
CONGRATULATIONS! your wife looks beautiful... and you clean up good.
from wilberteets :
HEY!! I just saw you leave the chat room! Didn't see you come in!! Come back!
from luvabeans :
heya, do you have bookshelves not yet sold? because i don't have any at my new place.
from my-ruin :
where in new england are you moving to? i just moved here...there myself.
from f-i-n :
how cool...to see your stuff on the wall
from arletterocks :
Remember that thing about how my blog wouldn't display correctly and you tried to gently alert me to this months ago? Well, it's fixed now. All it took was it breaking on Netscape and Mac OS9 and me getting fed up and tweaking one line. Sigh.
from catspajamas :
i know this has nothinig tto do with anythinig, but man, "swamp thing" is turning out to be such a much better series than i thought it would be
from monkey-king :
I just got a google hit for Klugarsh, which I then followed here. It's kinda like six degrees of seperation, only it was three degrees, and Will Smith was nowhere to be found. O, wherefore art thou, Will Smith?
from daringtobe :
I hope things get better for you. life has a way of never letting you get too happy.
from samanthaphi :
I miss you man... I'm feeling like I want to embrace you for some reason... either you're doing great and I want to suck your energy, or you're doing shitty and you need a tight squeeze. Which is it?
from heidiann :
Buffy's been emailed, let me know if you don't receive it!
from daringtobe :
do you not have an email address?
from luvabeans :
yay! is the dr. going too? call me or email me her phone # ... or aiyze's ... or whomever's ... so i can get in touch with you.
from luvabeans :
yeah, i saw that show and while it made me want to do roller derby more than ever, it also intimidated the fuck out of me because i am neither as hot nor as cool as those women. but i may be just as scrappy.
from luvabeans :
well ok, then. you going to be up in my neighborhood any time soon? or will i have to plan a trip to SJ?
from luvabeans :
i got camels, but i'd be game to try the rolling camp again even though last time i rolled like a thumbless monkey.
from luvabeans :
come smoke a cigarette with me.
from super-suzan :
I have a bunch of love beams here for an S. Klugarsh. Somebody has gotta sign for this stuff here.
from candoor :
yeah, but I think my ponzi is legal (though perhaps morally questionable, but that's not necessarily a bad thing, is it?... Merry Happy New Year, your holiness :)
from clipchick :
Sounds good to me :D
from clipchick :
Ah, you know, crap happens. I actually don't have to go to PA until the 2nd week of January...but I'll let you know when it'll be. Maybe we can work something out! I actually have vacation time starting next Monday-yippee!
from clipchick :
You know what? So did I! Pretty cosmic, especially since I don't normally have majorly detailed sexual dreams...
from arletterocks :
Bird-flushing is the new black, I hear.
from arletterocks :
Hmm. You'd think Tim Buckley would be wiser than that. I mean, why try to clone something as perfect as a Tom Waits song? Unless you're a complete bastard who LIVES TO RUIN EVERYTHING. Well ... not you, specifically.
from clipchick :
That was one of the coolest entries I have ever read! Thanks so much for adding it to my site. I resolve as well to piss on more people this year. Sounds like a fantastic resolution to me :)
from arletterocks :
I don't know how to fix the image/title thing. But I will say the most common answer is "go upgrade your browser" that way I can make it seem like it's not my fault!
from clipchick :
Sounds good to me :)
from clipchick :
Hey! How does Wednesday the 14th sound for coffee? It would absolutely make my day if I could hang out with someone I LIKE that day :)
from wilberteets :
I had a dream about you last night, up outta nowhere. Yes, it was *that* kind of dream. Downright filthy. Tsk tsk tsk.
from luvabeans :
goddamnit, your page is all weird on my computer, and i can't scroll down. so i haven't seen the last two entries in their entirety.
from clipchick :
Anything you would like, my friend! I am not picky at all...just simply panicked about needing more hours in the day. Thank you! I'll add you right now ;)
from clipchick :
Hope your show went well! I was sending you good wishes-did you get them? :P I was wondering if you would be a guest poster for me sometime this week...
from samanthaphi :
Good luck on the show!! I wish I could be there for you.
from luvabeans :
love you right back, punkass.
from awittykitty :
Once the white pubes start, its like a car hurtling out of control. My condolences.
from catspajamas :
http://catspajamas.diaryland.com/images/wordself.jpg whatcha think?
from wilberteets :
Your page looks great. I really like it. Now, my friend, I have a message for you: You are an artist. You need to draw it, paint, it, write it, speak it, express it. Whatever it is. Just put it out there and let the chips fall where they may. Don't over-think it, you over-thinker, you. Don't worry and fret. Just channel the art that comes through you and let the chips fall where they may. You are loved.
from f-i-n :
i never knew the shining was such a...feel good film....
from f-i-n :
that revamped trailer for the shining is so hilarious...
from catspajamas :
Congratulations on the shows, idlike to know when and where they are if its not too much trouble. also i just stopped by your gram's place tonight to dropoff your poloygamy mug, yyour moore cd, yourspiderman book and your Birthday Present! (now if youll justgive me back my buckley dvd i'll stay out of your hair for as long as you want.)-mama bear
from awittykitty :
I'd suggest a birthday kiss, but it would be too damn Mrs. Robinsonish. happy birthday, klug and of course, stay evil. luv, wit
from super-suzan :
Happy birthday, funny man.
from catspajamas :
http://www.nanowrimo.org/
from rosedreaming :
Hey sexy, I am going to be doing some freelance work in finding victims...I mean clients and possibly some technical writing for a guy who does web design. He will build, find hosting and domain name bullshit for $350, I don't know how much that will help you. You can also pay pretty cheap through yahoo to get your own domain name and I do a lot of webstuff and would be more than happy to help out.
from haloaskew :
We run in the same circles. And by circles, I mean Blue Meany, who is omnipotent, omnipresent, omnieveryfuckingwhere. Thus, at some point or another, we were destined to meet. Thus, you can skip plying me with daiquiris all night at Applebee's, and I can skip having to fuck you. That being said: I haven't read much of your diary thus far, but I like the attitude.
from bluemeany :
Happy Birthday to he and ye! Too bad my stupid govt. computer won't let me view flickr pictures ...
from luvabeans :
no, no ... i meant are you having a celebration for yourself that i can invite me to?
from luvabeans :
so, are you celebrating?
from luvabeans :
sweet jesus. that's you to a T. i'm a 3 as well, with an expression of, i think, 0? something like that. mine's pretty accurate, too. the 0 thing means, apparently, that i'm going to go through a bunch of personal transitions and use my pain and creativity to help others. or something.
from bluemeany :
Hey, if you have smokes and Wild Turkey, I don't see that anything else would be necessary ...
from bluemeany :
Okay, I can't add you to my Favorites because I already used up all those spaces, but I really just like you, so how about you can just let me know whenever you update? That would be cool. Hi, by the way!
from bonnylisbon :
You sir, remind me of Raymond Pettibon.
from wilberteets :
Once upon a time you urged me to put some pics of myself on the blog. Well sir, I have done it. Crappy web cam shots, but pics nonetheless. ;-)
from clipchick :
Well, I dunno about you, but I sure cried (again) from that one! You got me...*sniff*
from clipchick :
I appreciate the info, as always :)
from clipchick :
Thanks for the birthday wishes! I'm a dummy and lost the link that I said I'd referr for you...may I have it again? You can email it to me...clipchick88@yahoo.com...
from awittykitty :
I'd definitely shoot Bush in black and white since that's how he sees people. You know...my friends at the country club and the caddies. (cough).
from awittykitty :
How depressing to be born the same year as your mother. Oh well, bygones. Anyways, love the new haircut. And you've got a helluva family, Klug...When are YOU going to write a script and produce your OWN damn movie??
from super-suzan :
Your luck will change. It has to.
from samanthaphi :
How 'bout let's wallow in self-pity together over a virtual beer? I'm having an Abita. What're you having?
from awittykitty :
Sorry to hear, but no one can keep talent down. There will be other opportunities. Promise. (((Klug)))
from wilberteets :
Love you too. ::smooch::
from super-suzan :
Oh, I knew you'd have fun.
from awittykitty :
Nice going...Preeeeema donna. Ha. I'm really happy it went well for you. It was inevidible, ya know.
from samanthaphi :
You do have really nice hair.
from super-suzan :
Break a leg tomorrow, but not a hair. That could lead to split ends and then WHO KNOWS what kind of a rant we're in for. Hahahaha.
from awittykitty :
your hair is so lovely, I was just sitting here thinking how incredibly much I wanted to run my fingers through it. So I guess it must be good. Or I might just be so wanting a brown haired, brown eyed guy (what else is new, you're my favorite combination). Or a little of both. But good luck tomorrow. Prima Donnas fucking rule!!!
from missy-17 :
hey i wrote, or what you might say signed your guest book if you dont mind
from rosedreaming :
Trust me, I know exactly how you feel. I got into a theological discussion with a hardline christian today. He's most brilliant retort against the logic of evolution and the impossibility of single celled organisms to become other things was, "Well, 2x4s become houses, but no matter how long you leave a 2x4 there it just isn't going to become a house." My brain hurts.
from awittykitty :
I think Woo Ha! was what they said when they saw your lovely image! :-)
from catspajamas :
Hey, do you think you could watch my cats again while im out of town? im going to be iin san diego aug 16-19
from awittykitty :
Repressed memories suck, but we're stuck with with them. Ha. I almost typed we're "suck" with them. Freudian slip. Stay safe on your journey. Glad Luva made it ok. Feeling loved is so important.
from clipchick :
Here's lame for you-I just left this note to myself intending to send it to you! My brain is jello... I completely agree! Stay in touch when you get it all figured out, and we'll work on the particulars from there :D
from clipchick :
Sounds great either way! You know it'll be good wherever you go! BTW I've also had a bad bidi experience...not quite as dramatic as you did, though! Just minor harassment minus the search...
from clipchick :
So...you must've received the tour update! Which show are you going to? I'm torn between all 3-Reno (where I was born) SF (cool location) and Sacramento (a pain to drive to, but it's Henry!)
from awittykitty :
You make good art, Klug. I especially like the third frame, the "So I must resolve myself". I have trouble making things appear 3-D.
from madfuzzyme :
you know you think it's sexay.
from clipchick :
That's just too perfect! A woman after my own heart...
from clipchick :
BTW, if you're too late for this month's update, I'd be happy to forward it to you...just let me know...
from clipchick :
Oh Man! I'd give anything for a near Rollins experience. To know that you missed him by "that much" must really get to you! The cool thing about that site is they sell a bunch of books and CD's that you can't get anywhere else...I recommend the Letters To Rollins. Fantastically put together. I just ate that one up! I'd give anything to be in the same vicinity as that guy...and I mean that in a stalking way, too :P
from clipchick :
Too bad you didn't get the opportunity! I believe honestly that it would be something he would find important to know! In fact, he'd probably read a letter regarding that... Any hoo, if I grab any info, I'll keep you posted :D
from clipchick :
Hey-just got the monthly news letter from Rollins. He'll have all of his tour dates posted by the first week of August. Dude better come to this area for a change! You can check it out at http://21361.com
from madfuzzyme :
likin' the concept of a man pic. heat brings violence, which means what? you'll be doin' a lot a violent kinky sex? me thinks so.
from madfuzzyme :
GO TO SLEEP! it's 6 over here, so it's like 2 over there, right? jeebus.
from luvabeans :
is it? HAAAAAA! see, i never stayed there too long, because i'm at work, and THAT WEBSITE TALKS! it's all revolution number 9 up in that action. that ain't dope, rev. ain't dope at all.
from luvabeans :
for whatever reason, when i visit your page, i keep forgetting to type in "diaryland" and end up at straight-up "his-holiness.com." it's the pope's page, and my first reaction is to be startled and wonder myself, "what the fuck did dan do?" and then i laugh because i look around, and conclude that the pope has a webpage. a really fucking creepy, cheap-ass webpage. ps = i'm having a party tonight. wanna come?
from samanthaphi :
Aw, shucks. I'll bet you say that to all the girls.
from yburuby :
You're quite welcome. Now "Brian" will officially fuck off.
from samanthaphi :
I think this entry needs clarification.
from awittykitty :
I always knew stardom was inevidible. :-)
from clipchick :
I appreciate it! And hey, how nice of you to notice my Crayola name :D
from clipchick :
Aha! Apparently I was in restraints, but when I got rid of that, it was all good! Now to find a different picture...oh well! For good measure, I did wave my middle finger vigorously in front of the screen before starting. Thanks, both ideas worked!
from clipchick :
I concurr. But in this world of political correctness, fucking around is part of the whole process. I cannot seem to save a freakin picture that's exactly 100x100 pixels...mine seem to want to be 100 X 109, so Diaryland doesn't recognize them. All part of being as challenged as possible...
from clipchick :
They should be...it would be much clearer if that were the case...but, alas.... I like the snazzy new photo :D
from clipchick :
What else can I say but Scha-weet!
from clipchick :
Ok, Ok...you've got a couple of good points there! Glad it went well...even though it was a trek & a half for ya.
from clipchick :
I agree with madfuzzy. Great book. Interestingly written! I'm sure you blew their proverbial doors off! You probably had to beat them away with a stick after they got a good look at you... As to where I'm at, I'm located in the void they call Concord...pretty exiting, I know...
from luvabeans :
wow. so, it sounds as though the audition went well! wonderful. yeah, i think it is "joe's garage." they played that song during the NPR story, but i don't remember the name of the show. they described it as taking place in some kind of civilization where rock, and music in general, is not allowed, which gave "joe's garage" even more of a nostalgic, wiseass, "fuck you" feel. with anti-war overtones. is "joe's garage" an existing show?
from madfuzzyme :
hey klug, read the time-traveler's wife. i vow you won't regret the good read it is. just do it!
from wilberteets :
::love love love:: Good luck, and let us know how it turns out. (As if you might not)
from awittykitty :
Man, if I could jump a plane to come give you a good luck hug, I'd do it. Of course, it would really be more for me, cuz I need a hug too, but I'm selfless, and you're talented from what I see, so buck up bitch. You've got it, baby!! (was that too much??) (I'm so embarrassed) (fuck) (I called Klug a bitch) (Christ) (oh well) May the force is with you.
from luvabeans :
break a leg, babydoll. by the way, i'll be living in oakland, not SF, proper. some place that begins with an "m" and ends with a "hills." oh, and i heard on NPR today that some small theatre in chicago is doing a zappa rock musical with some kind of wacky orwellian premise. sounds potentially interesting, but also potentially horrendous. good reviews, though. ok, i'm done here. again, break a leg. you will astound them.
from clipchick :
By the way, I want to be in the first couple of rows when the musical comes out. Keep me posted on that one, k?
from awittykitty :
I bet the Olympic Committee in NYC is breathing a sigh of relief.
from monkey-king :
Broke, shmoke. It's not like I was gonna charge you. Some Sandman's, Transmets, Swampys, etc. Like I said, nothing spectacular, which is why I ain't keeping them.
from monkey-king :
So, are you going to be gone when we have the Dean-o-rama show? And I have some comics to get rid of, if you're interested. Nothing too out of the ordinary.
from samanthaphi :
I have heard tell of the wonders of said Rabbit. Being somewhat of a Luddite myself, I've never ventured into the arena of devices. However, it's possible the time has come to find out what all the hype is about.
from samanthaphi :
I promise I'll get to your questions. I have to come up with a few things first!
from awittykitty :
OK...Sweeney Todd....Superstar...drag queens. So far so good. Does anyone get baked into meat pies? Are there 12 drag queen apostles? Can Hugh Jackman play Sweeney Todd? I'm just trying to picture everything. I actually know producers on Broadway.
from wilberteets :
So, when will I be getting that spanking? I'm sure I really do need one.
from awittykitty :
You mean I'm LIMITED to only Five things I find ridiculous and annoying. Well, ok. I'll try and restrain myself.
from clipchick :
Do you mean the Danzig parade started by No Name on Alice?
from clipchick :
Didn't have the luck to see Mr. Rollins in SJ. Wish I did! Thanks for being my partner in punctuation passion. I'm starting a kick with semi-colons this week...
from monkey-king :
Totally serious. Parade starts in Chinatown in about ten minutes. Bands at the li po lounge all night
from monkey-king :
Danzig's 50th birthday party/parade tomorrow in the city.
from awittykitty :
Gee, I was just wondering who I would be more scared by, if they were chasing me, and its a real toss up.
from bonnylisbon :
Hey, try having to live with Killen/the creepy six flags man. They BOTH look exactly like my great uncle Willy, you lives with me, has no teeth, thinks our cat is a real girl, and eats sweets and cakes and things by the pound... which may explain the lack of teeth.
from klcroft :
K loves ya!
from madfuzzyme :
crimany, that note was long. i apologize if it was unwanted. but hey, saving piglets is disgusting. you know we should only save the cute animals. all the rest are off to the butchers and the glue factory. we don't need no stinking equilibrium in ourbiosphere. equilibrium's for pansy's. (-_-;; i wonder if there's anyone that actually thinks like that...)
from madfuzzyme :
well you didn't have a post link on your 6-15 entry, so i'll post your lucky charmed letter here. in the case of these boys, they're just little shit heads and the community should pull together and offer themselves as friends to help each other through it. you want something done in the system... well now.. that's a different want. "but that's the way we've always done it" is not an acceptable excuse to stay the same. convincing a bureacratic "let's get everything done as quickly as possible as long as it works for the moment" system to reconfigure things for the best, no matter the cost money-wise (which is what is most important in their eyes) would take a complete flushing of employees to psychologists and people not only considering getting delinquents of the streets and keeping them off by keeping them behind bars, but people that are actually rehabilitating their 'guests'. this takes more than just a few one-on-one sessions with a doc, but a change in their home-life. we do not have the power to control people that completely. yes, there are bounty hunters and irs and special services and all, but we cannot control others. hopefully, since the culprits are young they will learn and change. it's easier to change a life just begun than a life set in its ways. i live in orlando. i know about the criminal system. i might not know about all of its inner workings, but it's not like they let everyone walk in and intern themselves. it's like wanting reaaally badly to breakup with someone bc you know they're no good for you. you can talk yourself out of the relationship when you're not with them, when you have your supporters coveting you, but as soon as you are in that person's presence, everything is lost, all perserverence out the window. especially in the case of going back into homelife after prison, unless one continues to seek help financially and psychiatrically (perhaps even physically), they will only be swallowed back into the recourse. fuck... i'm rambling aren't i? i hope you got something out of this.... -_-;;
from samanthaphi :
Okay, so we have THAT in common.
from samanthaphi :
Woo hoo! Good for you. I guess I didn't realize you were an actor (as well as an artist, a photographer, a writer, an announcer, etc.) Is there anything you don't do?
from rosedreaming :
Just wanted to leave you a frustrated hello. Diaryland is making Jessica a crazy girl.
from luvabeans :
don't worry, babydoll. i'll get to your question.
from madfuzzyme :
thx for adding me. don't forget to shave.
from awittykitty :
I actually remember watching "The Tom Jones Show" when I was a kid. "Its now unusual, to be loved by anyone!!" (pelvic thrust) Even though I was only 11, I knew this was somehow a good thing. I also loved his breathy Welsh accent. Yum! :-)
from samanthaphi :
That was a thoughtful and beautiful piece of writing.
from samanthaphi :
Oh, sorry. I was totally confusing Barenaked Ladies with Crash Test Dummies, who you recommended to me once. My mistake. Oops.
from samanthaphi :
You probably already know this, but Barenaked Ladies is doing the score for Shakespeare's "As You Like It" at a theatre in Canada. Here's a linky-link: http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/1112299210656_107708410/?hub=Entertainment
from samanthaphi :
You know Sisyphus is one of my favorites. I love your photos. Keep keepin' on, sweetie.
from catspajamas :
im thinking of starting a "die paris hilton! Die!" diaryring...
from monkey-king :
Camera 7 on the 13th, shulpping both a new book and movie.
from monkey-king :
And you know about Bruce Campbell on the 13th, yes?
from monkey-king :
This is your Tom Waits movie soundtrack sighting of the week. The Documentary “Enron – The Smartest Guys in the Room” starts the opening credits with “What’s He Building?” The mid-point has Straight to the Top (Vegas), and end credits roll over (of course) to “God’s Away on Business). This has been your Tom Waits movie soundtrack sighting of the week. Had this been a real Tom Waits sighting you would be instructed to LOSE YOUR FUCKING MIND! Thank you.
from awittykitty :
Watch the Charlie Kaufman movie "Adaptation". It'll give you an idea that creative people only pretend like they know what they're doing and actually fear success. I just watched it again this week, because I keep hitting this big wall that is impeding my happiness. It didn't cure me, but it at least helped me to understand the process and how ridiculous it all is. Good luck.
from samanthaphi :
Who's that?
from catspajamas :
new banner http://catspajamas.diaryland.com/images/photobannercopy.jpg
from pinksubway :
if foxinsnow were locked, this diary has what I'd be writing in it
from awittykitty :
you just sound kind of artist-y to me. (hee, hee). p.s. check out the Lee Frielander photos in the current Vanity Fair. They remind me of your work. :-)
from catspajamas :
Youre going to the flickr meetup tomorrow,right? (that question mark was a curtesy)
from catspajamas :
damnit! i never should have taught you to play this game.
from bonnylisbon :
Oh wow. Maybe there's something wrong with you, you know? Like in your head that effects you physically.
from catspajamas :
i posted "orange" on flikr specifiically as revenge for you posting pics of your cock everywhere,but i have the feeling it didnt work.
from heidiann :
My god. You are so talented I can't even put it into a coherent sentence. I'm in awe.
from samanthaphi :
Nice drawings.
from bonnylisbon :
Wait, wait, wait.... what?! I imagine that a man such as yourself has had plenty of sex, correct? What do you mean, in your most current entry, about not being able to "cum with the GF" for five and a half months... and on top of that, that was the first and only time? Maybe we don't know eachother well enough to discuss such personal sexual matters... hell, I don't know you at all, but I am so incredibly confused.
from samanthaphi :
You out there? How're you doing?
from rosedreaming :
You and zappa are right...sometimes you do need a giraffe filled with whipped cream. Right now I need a bunny full of broken glass. I hope your show was awesome.
from klcroft :
The last thing you said to me was so right, and I just want to thank you. I needed to hear it.
from samanthaphi :
Damn it. I missed your first show. My girl had Brownie Scouts. How did it go?
from bluemeany :
No, I've never read that one ... heard of it though. I'll have to make sure to check it out now for sure. Thank you so much for stopping by, I'm sure we'll meet again soon!
from bluemeany :
Hey, I found you on ... someone's ... notes page, and can't believe our paths haven't crossed before, seeing as how we know so many of the same folks. I like your diary, so I'll be back. -Meany
from samanthaphi :
Wow! Congratulations. That is fabulous - except, of course, you'll be emceeing for the dark side. I'll be listening anyway, dahling.
from rosedreaming :
So wait a minute. You actually *believe* in the devil?
from wordkisses :
Glad you liked it. 2 new posts today, on which id very much like your opinion
from rosedreaming :
Thats awesome. I would totally listen to your show.
from catspajamas :
I just woke up from the strangest dream, in which you came all the way back froom the moon on a bicycle to rescue me from small dogs and cats who were trying too keep me captive in a cage only big enough to fit my legs, and much other strangeness besides. i should write it down in an email and send it to you, rose, and jen b because you were all in it. and thn i should get more sleep because apperently im going mad. ps- i changed my profile quote about you, what do you think?
from rosedreaming :
I was just curious what you do for a living.
from awittykitty :
Once again I was unable to sign your comment section over on Blogger, but just wanted to tell you how awesome I thought your dedication to your 24 hour comic art gig was. And isn't it cool that art gives you such purpose? I've really realized that for myself in the last year. Great job sweetie. ((Klug))
from catspajamas :
Heidi and I hav decided that you shall bee the sole penis-bearer to survive the coming femme-pacolypse, due to yur "honorary girl" status. btw, love the drawings! -mama
from samanthaphi :
Nice drawings.
from monkey-king :
Sorry, my mom was taking me out for my birthday, and I couldn't talk her into going to Sin City.
from monkey-king :
Sorry for the span-like post, but knowing your Tom Waits interest, and also knowing that you’re probably smart enough to have NOT seen the movie “Robots,” I thought I should tell you that the film has a major plot point centered around Waits’ “Underground” complete with synchronized animation. This happens later with Britney Spears. I’m aghast. Oh, and I heard Zappa’s “Valley Girl” in Togo’s today.
from awittykitty :
hey you. Tried to hit the comments on your new blog but they didn't work. I really like it though. I am totally salivating over all your art supplies. Wanna share??? :-)
from catspajamas :
i did call you back but the line was already busy
from catspajamas :
that movie is fucking evil. i dont mean its simply a movie about evil i mean the movie itslf is evil.
from catspajamas :
sorry my cellphe crapped out on you again. youre lucky you didnt go though, yudve been out of the theatre in 5 minutes. i actually screameed out loud. rosee almst didtt make it.
from catspajamas :
not sure, i left the planning up to rse and jen, which means theres a good chance this wont eve get off of the ground. whats the big to-do?
from catspajamas :
gotcha. hey, me, rose ad little red headed jee are going to go see a movie for free tonight at camera 12, wanna come with, baby bear?
from catspajamas :
hey! whyd you chage yur proofile quote about me?
from rosedreaming :
No I'm from a little north of cincinnati. I just thought it was further proof that, by and large, most christians have no idea what the fuck they are talking about. Where are you from?
from rosedreaming :
ok wow...i tried twice to leave you a note and i gave them to myself. "haha, i accidently left a note to myself. lol, I'm sure its not the only one. I live in ohio"
from rosedreaming :
I wanted to go to the senior prom with the devil I figured he would be the hottest guy there, have a swinging pinstriped zoot suit (my devil has a thing for the swing era.) and a fucking awesome car. Everyone would like him and on the inside I would be laughing because all the preppy conservative kids from my school would be schmoozing the prince of the morning. BTW, funny story. There is a baptist church by my house called "Morningstar Baptist Church." I guess no one told them that Satan has been called the morningstar for about 2000 years now.
from rosedreaming :
Well, I was never one for the cloven-hooved beast. I always imagined him as intelligent and attractive. Thats why he was so good at getting his way.
from rosedreaming :
Haha, very funny. Probably doesn't help matters that you look exactly like what I always imagined the devil would look like if he actually existed.
from rosedreaming :
Well, its all part of a much larger nightmare. You weren't the cause of the end of the world. I was. I had been molested for years by my mother in the nightmare up until I wsa 16 and at age 20 I finally came out about it. But it turns out she is some sort of firey demon and I mad her really angry but then angrier because I was some sort of a pagan diety. And some how you were our neighbor and you saw a crowd of people gathering to beat me and so you pulled me out (I looked very childlike empress from the never ending story and you looked like a cross between your diary pics and and some sort of motorcycle badass.) Anyways...it gets fuzzy but some sort of play is produced that is never supposed to be and its my fault and so meteos and like hellfire are going to rain down and kill everyone in explosion of acidy fire and so the last bit of the dream I remember is you and me and this guy I'm seeing getting seriously fucked up in some bar. Drinking shit loads of liquor and doing LSD in order to not feel the pain of the firey end. It was really fucked up.
from rosedreaming :
I had a really fucked up dream about the end of the world and you were in it.
from samanthaphi :
Your mother: She knows how to push all your buttons because she's the one who installed them. Don't let her get to you.
from awittykitty :
Ahhh, mothers...I really feel for ya there, Klugarsh. I guess all that I can say, if you're not able to have any fun when your mom visits, then at least try not to leave any evidence at the murder scene.
from bonnylisbon :
I just went to your diary for the first time in a few weeks. Holy fuck, you are a good lookin' man...
from luvabeans :
wicked soon, wicked wicked soon ...
from samanthaphi :
The Girl also asked, "How come bad guys always have such bad aim?" I wanted to argue, "But what about your dad? His aim was perfect. Twice." But, of course, I didn't.
from foxinsnow :
i am currently on myspace as Elizabeth... I'm continually frustrated with the people I meet on myspace, both those I meet and otherwise.
from rosedreaming :
Oh, from broken. You should listen to the track "Break it down again" from Elemental...roland whats-his-face did it after the TFF break up. Its pretty good.
from rosedreaming :
Hey! Thanks for adding me to your favorites. I'm flattered. What does my quote mean though?
from rosedreaming :
Hey, no harm done, I just very easily insult ppl without ever realizing or meaning to so I wanted to make sure. But thanks for your response and what not. I love reading your diary. Its got a lot of the things I think phrased a lot more concisely than I can put it. I'm just going to start linking to your diary. :-P
from rosedreaming :
I won't lie, all of the UMMO information is always presented in a way that just irks me. That website bugs me because of...gosh I don't know the best way to put this. He just sounds like an ass. "Well, if they would have asked me where the body was, I would have told them." It sounds like an slighted child and none of those "pictures" or "graphs" really make any sense or are backed up by any kind of evidence other than opinions that are only partially explained. If I could ever get ahold of person that could decently explain that stuff to me with out getting insulted by being challenged I might be more interested in cultivating an understanding. I'm not sure if you took my question as insulting, but it seems that way, I didn't mean any insult. Honestly, you seem to smart for that kind of a schtick is why I asked. I don't know, it all seems so contrived and purposefully esoteric....and this is coming from a person who believes in faeries and reincarnation, so trust me, I can swallow a lot. (In many ways :-P )It isn't even necessarily the things they say that I disagree with. I wholly doubt that Jesus was ressurected. I believe the man Jesus existed, whether or not he was the son of god is debatable as I think the bible is mostly allegorical. But he was a good man I'm sure. Feel free to email me or message me if you have a better explaination you would like to provide. I have no problem calling something bullshit, but I also have no problem being wrong.
from rosedreaming :
Just wondering if you believed in that UMMO shtuff...
from znkcmgem :
Followed the path to Flickr- had no idea you were such a brilliant fucking photographer. I lack the verbal prowess to explain properly, but if I could just tell you- they made me feel... and think... and lust a little, too. -M
from monkey-king :
I actually was hoping he'd get hooked up to Terri's Tube, since the vatican was taking such an interest.
from gerg69 :
Wouldn't April fools day have been an interesting day to pass on ?
from samanthaphi :
You're cute when you're self-conscious. I love the photos.
from awittykitty :
You're a wonderful photographer, Klug. I think you should let your photos speak for you...than the awkwardness will melt away. And besides, they may be nervous in YOUR presence. I know I would be, although for totally different reasons. ;-)
from heidiann :
Now I know the world doesn't revolve around me but... I don't know if it's the way the tables are set up or what but I can't read the left side of your entries. It completely disappears on my monitor. SOB! NO FAIR!
from samanthaphi :
A particularly insightful English teacher introduced me to Hesse at 16 and changed my life. Nice gift for your brother. Hope you're doin' okay. Drop me a line sometime.
from samanthaphi :
Where are you? Where are your notes? Where is my mind?
from bonnylisbon :
Thanks for doing that doonsbury (spelling?) thing, I was actually wondering if they were going to do anything on Thompson.
from catspajamas :
dude....where did all your notes go?
from redsirenbody :
i just got googled for spank me fuck me make me cum...was that you sir??! love you. Have fun tonight. Laural

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