The Inner Workings of a Zencelt
I am Queen of the Penises. I am Corporate Girl. I am Travel Whore. I am Yoga Fanatic. I am Buddha Bellied. I am Mostly Irish. I am Nice to Animals. I am A Fuck Up. I am Optimistic. I am a Princess of Assholia.
My favorite diaries: |
sixweasels profile - diary |
comments: "Princess of Assholia" Friend since college, and alcohol - er - socialization advisor. Really, she saved me from being a lost, boring wallflower those many years ago. |
batten profile - diary |
comments: A friend in "real life" and a powerhouse of a woman. Don't get me wrong though, she's really a sentimental softie. |
captainron profile - diary |
comments: Reminds me of the favorites at The Bar, minus the red neck and missing teeth. |
rachelliz profile - diary |
comments: Another single person living the life. |
dolffie profile - diary |
comments: One of those people who warm up a room by entering it. Such positive energy! |
janie12975 profile - diary |
comments: This girl is a riot! If I ever have to go through what she is, please let me have her sense of humor. |
nacwolin profile - diary |
comments: Warm, loving and hysterical. Keeps me in good with God. |
tara10573 profile - diary |
comments: My hero. Has kiddos coming out her ears! |
duranfanatic profile - diary |
comments: OK. I met this guy. He's my hero. He's brilliant. I'm not worthy. |
golfwidow profile - diary |
comments: To say she is funny is not descriptive enough. Her observations are riotous! |
eastportgrrl profile - diary |
comments: Reminds me of those USO gals who entertained the troops during WW2. All glamour. Except when sailing that is... |
dangerspouse profile - diary |
comments: He pissed on his cat, and his dog shit on his bed. Its potty humor to the extreme. |
Marn profile - diary |
comments: Marn has the lovliest dry humor around. Beautiful. |
marlen816 profile - diary |
comments: Spiritual advisor, buddy and kick ass woman. |
july28 profile - diary |
comments: Gets to see kilts more than I do, the wench, er, witch, er wench. |
gnomad profile - diary |
comments: My first D-land crush, still going strong. So very lickable...but very much taken (bad Zen!) |
outfoxed profile - diary |
comments: I love the "sound " of his voice so to speak. |
oldhippie profile - diary |
comments: When I met him for the first time at The Bar, I felt like I'd known him forever. |
arc-angel666 profile - diary |
comments: "His Royal Highness, the Spiritual Advisor of Assholia, and Master of Slutishisness" |
revmetalhead profile - diary |
comments: Sleeps with Nacwolin. Very funny. Not the sleeping with part... |
hissandtell profile - diary |
comments: A guide and mentor I will never measure up to. But I have learned a hell of a lot by reading her. Go. Go now! |
youdunnome profile - diary |
comments: "fuck jello!" Heart, soul and irreverant humor. What more do you want? |
grimshawn profile - diary |
comments: Six's friend who seems all too familar. Must be an annexed member of Assholia. |
roadiepig profile - diary |
comments: Grim's dad and what a man he is. Very cool pics. |
poolagirl profile - diary |
comments: Real life pirate! Sorta... |
bluemeany profile - diary |
comments: And I quote: "It Will Suck Itself Before I Give You Any, So Stop Asking, You Mangy Motherfucker." |
thunderdave profile - diary |
comments: A real, live journalist. Wonderful snippets. |
bebegracie profile - diary |
comments: British student working through a myriad of challenges that life has thrown her. Wonderful poetess. |
bunny828 profile - diary |
comments: She's got a wacked out momma too. We have to stick together, we unmothered ones.. |
crazy4muffin profile - diary |
comments: Professional ass kicker and crazy is about right. Keen observations on the criminal justice system and fast food drive throughs. |
betchy profile - diary |
comments: Betchy is bitchin'! |
radiogurl profile - diary |
comments: A dear friend of the dynamic duo Dangerspouse and Archangel 666. |
wildrosie profile - diary |
comments: Exactly what you would expect from the name. |
candoor profile - diary |
comments: Strong opinions, passion and a beautiful heart in one man. |
curiouoso profile - diary |
theswordsman profile - diary |
comments: Gotta dig a man with a big sword... |
dimstar profile - diary |
comments: Maybe not as dim as she thinks. |
blujeans-uk profile - diary |
greenwitch profile - diary |
nicim profile - diary |
theoutpost profile - diary |
comments: The newly single, the original, the bar none Princess of Assholia. We have laughed, we have cried, we have gotten piss faced drunk then laughed some more. This is the public journal of Sixweasels of Assholia. |
jarofporter profile - diary |
annanotbob profile - diary |
comments: a new friend |
fairybones profile - diary |
comments: lovely lady I met thru Porter |
dulligirl profile - diary |
comments: new friend via Rachel |
My favorite music: |
The 70s |
comments: John Denver, Gordon Lightfoot and George Harrison formed my happy childhood |
The 80s |
comments: Howard Jones, U2, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols and Cindi Lauper defined the rebellious, yet soulful teenager. |
The 90s |
comments: Sting's best stuff and U2s revival. I discovered the Pogues. Smashing Pumpkins: I'm still in mourning. |
Soundtracks |
comments: Listening to Amelie and A Good Year make me want to be French. |
Young Dubliners |
comments: Thanks C! Introduced me to the most rockin' Irish band in the world. |
My favorite movies: |
Nacho Libre |
comments: Jack Black in blue spandex prancing around a wrestling ring and eating toast cracks me up. |
Snatch |
comments: How much funnier does crime get? |
Sean of the Dead |
comments: I don't know. A sick, twisted sense of humor? Death at a Funeral ran a close second. |
The Holiday |
comments: Like a dream come true. If only for two hours. |
Passion of Mind |
comments: I could watch it a million times and still cry like a baby. |
My favorite authors: |
Diana Gabaldon |
comments: The Voyager series touched my celtic heart, and left me with a fettish for men in kilts!!! |
Sixweasels |
comments: Kicks some writer ass! |
Wilbur Smith |
comments: Raw, uninhibited, third world adventure. |
Julia Quinn |
comments: Because I love romance, and I love sex. Because I want to write as well as her. The Bridgerton series rocks! |
Jane Austin |
comments: Charactors after my own heart! |
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