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Welcome Back Gurl... The other night when you said you were going to "mediation" I thought you said "meditation" For Cryin Out Loud! OMG... What a blunder! Hope everything is working out Ok. Big Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from hissandtell :

YOU'RE BACK! Wonderful to hear from you. No, no, no, it can't have been two years you and your paramour have been together, can it? I can't possibly have aged that much in what seems like such a short time! And happiest belated birthday -- you must be so very proud of those clever boys of yours. What a gorgeous, um, surprise that yummy cake must have been. Love, R xxx

from mskindasorta :

Sorry..I did mean to reply to your email. I've sent you an email from my current email address x

from mskindasorta :

Hey girl..I've locked up for a while..email me at [email protected] if you want the password :) xoxox

from fairygodmum :

Of course NOT gurl... this kid should be severly punished. How could this happen in our school system where the school master/principal and instructors were not made aware that a battle had occured? This is serious and I would do the same thing as you. Guess I was just putting myself in Seamus's shoes, knowing how peer pressure is at this vunerable age. I'm afraid I would have gone in to the school demanding to have a meeting with this kids parents and they should PAY for his doctor bills. We expect our kids to be safe in a school environment. Where were the hall monitors or undercover police, where was security. Where IS the Security? HOLD ME BACK.. I'm going to KICK ALL Thier Butts! OMG... Am I no better than a bully? Hugz Gurl... Keep da Faith! Bebe da FairyGodMum

from fairygodmum :

What have you done gurl???? I remember something slightly familiar. After a parent squealed on a kid, a gang of kids gathered after school for da BIG FIGHT. Which consisted of the kid getting his arse whooped as everyone watched. You might have to pick up Seamus after school for awhile or get him a body guard. Give him a can of pepper spray and a helmut. Then put him on the track team, so he learns how to run FAST! Oh brother... Hugz n Lub to Seamus. Bebe da FairyGodMum

from chaosdaily :

awww poor kid! but i would report that, too.. yes, id get in trouble with the kid, but i call that a "safety issue" and safety is FIRST.... kids dont need to be afraid at school, its hard enough!

from chaosdaily :

i knew a wife like that.. it seemed to me they were jealous of the time their husbands spent with other people, male or female.. and also people who had a "past" with her spouse that she didnt knwo anything about.

from chaosdaily :

i kept thinking that when i would lift dad or sit with mom.. they would sure have done the same for me.

from chaosdaily :

keep doing those things for your mom. wouldnt she do them for you if the situation was reversed?

from rebeckajane :

hi girlie..first of all i really hope you are ok and your mum is ok?...thanks so much for the kind words xo

from pyroguysr :

I noticed that you were one of Tony's (T85225) friends. Perhaps you read his blogs about his battle with cancer. I'm sad to report that he succumbed and passed away this week at age 49. He was a good online friend of mine and will be sorely missed. I left some details on his D-land diary notes.

from fairygodmum :

My prayers are with you, your Mum and your entire family. Please give a hug to the boyz for me. Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from xat :

I'm so sorry about your mom. I do hope that she stays comfortable and, when the time comes, she goes well. Hearts full of strength are flying your way.

from rebeckajane :

hey girl just checking in on you to see how you are and how your mum is? hugs xo

from xat :

I hope your Mum feels much better sooner rather than later~

from rebeckajane :

Hope all goes well, hugs girlie.

from xat :

Medical people really *are* the worst patients. My mom is a nurse, too. What sometimes works is reminding them that if they're not well, they can't help others. And for you, many times the best help we can be is to be there for someone. ((Hugs)) from across the world~

from purehell :

thank you so much for reminding me that i will survive this. Some how...some way. You also hang in there. It sounds like you're having a rough day. Most people want instant results and dont understand that there is a process to go through...hmm...maybe i need to heed my own words? anyway, thank you.

from xat :

Laws-a-mercy, woman. Sounds like you're in intra-hell. >( I'd come and pass out throat punches--should you so desire. Be brave, darlin'--and kick some intra-ass!

from rebeckajane :

Hey girl, I can relate to that entry. The eldest of my boys doesn't go to his dads every weekend now because he is almost 18, the middle one who is 15 next week has now chosen not to go every weekend either, he says that it's so hard to know who he is going to be with when he's there as his dads gf is one person one weekend and another the next. He doesn't know if he is going to be greeted with a nice friendly woman or a woman who's rants and raves. Also he doesn't like being around the drinking and some of the people who his dad and his dads gf hang out with. I'm certainly not going to force him. Another thing he doesn't like is the fact his dad does not spend much time alone with them because she always has to be there, he never comes down alone to pick them up and he's never alone when I come up to get them. Anyhoo..enough about that...glad to see your man is back tomorrow and I'm sure you are going to have fun making up for lost time. Take care girlie, xo

from rebeckajane :

That sucks, I'm sorry you have to defend yourself and question your friendship. Happy Belated birthday girl. I'm in Brisbane from the 25th to the 29th of June for work, we should get together? Hugs.

from xat :

Thank you for the hug. Gads. I'm entirely too fabulous to always end up like this. *sob* *laugh* Argh.

from fairygodmum :

YOU ARE Born on a VERY Special Day!!! Happy Birthday Toooo Youuuuuuu!!!!! Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from rebeckajane :

Hia Ms Do! Nice to see you write..hugs girl.

from xat :

Rocks would be fun. *sigh* If only I didn't like the damned creatures so much.

from fairygodmum :

So NICE to see you online the other night! Hope that you too are able to find gratitude for all the good things that have come your way. The Guardians are always with you. Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from rebeckajane :

Happy Valentines Day, I'm sure it was amazing. xo

from boxx9000 :

♥ HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ♥

from hissandtell :

Just reading your words brought happy tears to my eyes. I'm so thrilled for you, darling! I do hope you find time to come back and visit now and again, but in the meantime just hang onto all that bliss with your fabulous paramour. Love, R xxx

from rebeckajane :

That entry made me smile..and sigh..and feel a tinge of envy. Ok, ok, I'm jealous dammit lol. I'm very happy for you girl, you deserve your happiness :)

from poolagirl :

Glad to see you back - and I hope you come back again sometime.

from bluemeany :

Thank you for the lovely note!

from fairygodmum :

Reading your diary makes me glad my boss is Out of the Closet. Funny how one moment he's macho and the next a queen. We laughed about that today. Hope your tooth feels better, please remember to do a little prayer this weekend. Would be your Sunday & Monday. Really need your support on this one. Hugz to all of your family, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from rebeckajane :

Tee hee Ms Do, I'm not going to America to meet a guy, I'm going because it's something I've wanted to do for a long time. I do plan however on meeting as many people as possible from diaryland and the one you added will be one of those, I hope, cos you know, I want to hang out with him and get him terribly drunk, seduce him, and marry him lol.. erm, how did you know I was talking about him in that entry? I'm glad you are so happy with Mr Brisneyland. I'll be in Brissie this saturday night and then again if I get this job as some of the training is there, maybe we can meet up for that coffee then? Keep smiling girlie xo

from rebeckajane :

I am technically on a lease but it's a private one and it's with the original owners, this guy has only had the house 5 months and is selling it, i've called rta and they said that even though it's a private lease (not registered with rta) it should stand up and if not then it will be a periodic 2 month one, like you said. But I'm not sure I want to mess with these people, they are a little scary. Anyhow, I'm ok, and I am and always do put what i want out there, it's just sometimes things crumble, you know what I mean, I think it's just because the last few months have been so full on and i'm tired. Just a few little hurdles I have to jump or go around is all :)..hey sometime if you are down this way we should have a coffee, or a drink. Hope you are well, hugs and mushie stuff girlie.

from rebeckajane :

You're welcome, I know exactly what you mean :)

from rebeckajane :

hey girlie, it's Becka aka breatheasigh, just letting you know I've moved to this diary, for reasons you can read about in the "Drops of Jupiter entry" ..hope you are well and life is treating you good :) xo

from poolagirl :

Well, Clarey, it sounds like your life is going well!

from hissandtell :

Yes, I too am Black Irish - through my father's side - and descended from Heremon the seventh son of King Milesius of Spain, supposedly. (But aren't we all?) Black Irish men (and women, for that matter) are my very favourite physical types. (Yes, it's probably a father-thingy on my part - the man was heartbreakingly handsome.) All in all, though, we Black Irish tend to be nothing short of stunning! (And good luck with Seamus, of course. You'll handle it brilliantly, as always.) Love, R xxx

from hissandtell :

Reading about your mum has made me so sad; I can't begin to imagine how tough it is for you and her other loved ones. So glad things are going well with your paramour - he sounds like a real prize you can keep your eye on through the other difficult bits right now. Try to take it easy, doll. Love, R xxx

from fairygodmum :

Hey Gurl... I'm just getting back from Japan. Stayed a bit longer than expected. My prayers are with you, your family and Nanna. Talk to you soon. Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from mom-on-roof :

I'm sorry Ms. Do, will be thinking of you and the boys and Mum...

from chaosdaily :

im so sorry... waiting for that call is tough.. but its even tougher once it comes. hang in there...

from breatheasigh :

I'm sorry, my thoughts are with you and your loved ones. Xo Becka

from hissandtell :

Oh, darling, I'm so sorry about your mum. I'm thinking of you and your boys and all her other loved ones. Stay strong, doll. Love, R xxx

from poolagirl :

Oh, sweetie! My heart is with you! Blessings on your journey.

from nicim :

note from arc-angel666 in my diary. thought you would like to know. XXOO N

from breatheasigh :

i think it's wonderful and i'm very jealous *cries* lol..have a great/naughty/wicked weekend ;o)

from nerddette :

It's not just the computer you know. Your computer records date and time too but you couldn't find yours.

from nerddette :

My mediocre organisational and filing skills indicate that my text document which was emailed to you for printing was created and saved on 27 August 2005 @ 3.53am. :) So it was the full moon around then. t. x

from breatheasigh :

happy mothers day ms do :) have a wonderful day!

from hissandtell :

Oh, your P is a naughty one - and that is such a typical boy-reaction, isn't it? I'm SO relieved the numbness is wearing off, and that the damage wasn't more serious. You were lucky, do-doll! Hope you have a wonderful weekend with your paramour - stay blissful. Love, R xxx

from breatheasigh :

just tell them the truth then wink at them so they walk away wondering if it was the truth or a joke ;o) or go for the fell in the bathroom thing..

from fairygodmum :

I agree with Chaos.. tell them you fell in the bathroom. It's the truth! hehehe and wear heavy makeup! Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from boxx9000 :

email me at [email protected] and i'll send you my password.

from chaosdaily :

just tell em you slipped in the bathroom. perfectly reasonable thing to happen.. they dont need to know you had a bong!

from breatheasigh :

thank you :) hope all is well and love is grand..

from breatheasigh :

hope you are having a great time away and it's good to see someone so in love :)

from mom-on-roof :

So nice to see you happy and in love, Ms Do. Im sorry about your mom though.

from dangerspouse :

LOL - you're an S&M Mommy? I never would have guessed. Right. Hehehe...thanks for the note! And be careful pushing that bed back next time. If MY game had been interrupted because you accidentally unplugged it, you really WOULD have gotten a switch!

from fairygodmum :

Did you get my snail mail??? Do a little chant for me will ya? Need a little job. sigh.. Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from breatheasigh :

i just added you and noticed you added me too..my notes are turned off but i have a guestbook on my page..would love to hear from you :)

from breatheasigh :

i love your diary!..i've been reading it off and on all night..i grew up in brisbane (been on gold coast for past 3 years)..i'm also divorced (with 3 boys)..and i come from a large family too (10 siblings)..i related to so much you said in here and have got many laughs from your diary..thank you! congratulations on P..i'm kinda jealous..

from fairygodmum :

I think You're in like Flynn!!! hehehe.. that must be an American Joke. Somehow I don't remember who Flynn is, possibly Errol Flynn a famous movie star. Remember your dear sweet friends when your sipping tea in Honduras.

from hissandtell :

"There's gonna be...woo woo...a certain party at the station...woo woo..." Sounds so exciting, doll. Lucky you! Enjoy the ride. (And gracious - David Bailey has been married to some gorgeous women - Catherine Deneuve and Marie Helvin spring to mind - I'm guessing the sister is a stunner, too!) Love, R xxx

from im2evil4u :

Kick ass! I love when trains come in. This man sounds simply delightful and I'm thrilled for you.

from fairygodmum :

Happy Birthdayyyyy... gurlfriend!!! Oh WOW.. a job, a man.. WHAT NEXT??? Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from chaosdaily :

oh mom on roof is back, so you can go back to reading her... and i KNOW my son and all his friends would love to watch a girl changing clothes.........

from hissandtell :

Well, I still check into your diary at least once a week with my fingers crossed to see if you've called in, darling! When you're back properly, I promise to put you straight back on my buddies' list - but I get so depressed seeing lists of names with people I love to read but who haven't updated for weeks and weeks... Anyway, it's good to hear from you. And apparently mom-on-roof isn't writing here any more, at least for the moment. (And I miss her awfully too.) Love, R xxx

from im2evil4u :

Not I! I hope things are well and please keep in touch.

from hissandtell :

So wonderful to see a new entry from you, darling - but I'm so sorry things are not going well with your mother. Good luck with everything, especially finding a new job - do try to take it easy and come back soon. Love, R xxx

from radiogurl :

I'm playing catch-up, I'm afraid - sorry to hear about the wreck, sorrier still to hear about your mother. As hard as it is to see her lose her mental capacity, I don't know if it's any more difficult to see your mother's body fail entirely while her mind remains fully alert, particularly when your father is abusive to her. Neither form of loss is tolerable. :(

from fairygodmum :

OMGGGG.. Yeahhhh... a BOY!!!!!! Congrats "M" such a lovely name.. NOAH! Oh gosh.. wish I could be there to hold him and her. Please send them all my Best Wishes and Congratulations! Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from fairygodmum :

Gigi is the name we give Foo Foo Fluffy Poodles or slutty women! tee hee.. Yanno... you can always do the healing yourself for them. Just ask how. My prayers go out to "M" and all of your family. Incest hurts.. That frucking bastard. Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from chaosdaily :

just be there to support her, and be a friend, thats the best you can do for her..

from fairygodmum :

Well.. I'll be dayumed! Guess I'll be the ONLY BAV Alive! (Born Again Virgin) Hugz gurl... hope you used a condom! tee hee Bebe da FairyGodMum

from fairygodmum :

It is good to remain calm in an incident. It is also good not to wish anyone the same circumstance. Please keep that in mind and no matter what... Be Strong, knowing that you are there to comfort. You never know.. she just might need a listening ear. Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from hissandtell :

Do darling, write it all down. If you have to speak to the awful AB again, get someone to listen in, stay calm and polite and tell AB you're recording and documenting the conversation in the presence of a witness, and that perhaps she ought to watch her tongue. (Then, when you've got off the phone, laugh about how much you have to be grateful for, and that you're not her!) Much love, R xxx

from mom-on-roof :

Godblessya, I don't know how you kept your cool there in the face of such ignorance. You did the right thing though, you can't MAKE other people act like mature human beings, you just can't. Imbeciles.

from hissandtell :

Oh, dear. I'm so sorry you were stressed and had to deal with those losers to boot, do. If I'd been in your position, I think I would have demanded the police be called the minute they started being abusive, and I would have threatened to phone my lawyer then and there so he could hear the conversation, just to have the pleasure of watching the rude aggressive pair back off in a hurry. I also suggest that you document the entire encounter as best you can recall it, with exactly who said what, in case you need it down the track. Love, R xxx

from nerddette :

Link is broken to missleigh's diary :) t.

from hissandtell :

I've just sent you an email, doll. Love, R xxx

from radiogurl :

Thank you for your note - and wow... I think someone is trying to tell me something. I'm reading back-to-back dream entries asking for interpretation. As I told the other person, I am not emotionally capable of doing an objective interpretation tonight but would like to try later.

from nerddette :

http://www.dreammoods.com/dreamdictionary/g.htm "Glass To see broken glass in your dream, signifies a change in your life. You will find that a situation will come to an abrupt and untimely end. To dream that you are eating glass, highlights your vulnerability, confusion and frailty. You may have difficulties in communicating your thoughts across and getting the right words out. Alternatively, it may symbolize your hurtful and cutting comments. Perhaps you have been hurt or disappointed by something that someone had said. Or you need to be careful in how you phrase and word things or run the risk of offending others." I hope it's nothing I've said :P but it may be related to your conversation with Harry, being unsympathetic? t.

from poolagirl :

Hope you feel better soon!

from nerddette :

Done, in my diary. :) t.

from fairygodmum :

Enjoy the pre-teen years while they last! Hope you get better soon. Keep a smile on your face they'll never know what your thinking. Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from chaosdaily :

gee i think the cranky thing for lack of sleep lasts till they are 18 or so.... dance or not

from fairygodmum :

Hopefully it's not too late for ME to make the Same Wish! tee hee... and... uhh.. Impulse, you mean the Body Spray? rofl.. Hugz Bebe da FairyGodMum

from zencelt :

Best of luck with the calling!

from hissandtell :

Well, gracious. Are you going to the Ekka? Enjoy the chairlift, the hot chips and the relentless windstorms if you do! (And have a rum or a hundred for me at the Cattlemen's Bar, please.) Love, R xxx

from zencelt :

Yeah, I've been drifting between ready, not ready for a few months now. I figure that its pretty much now or never. Sometimes you just have to hold your nose and jump in, for better or for worse. Not that anyone without missing teeth or brains have bothered to ask me out lately...

from hissandtell :

Well, doll, I'd love to know what specifically set off these musings of yours, of course - but it's probably irrelevant because you're absolutely right in the universal sense. What I particularly loathe are the people who seek me out with flattery and charm, when I really don't care either way, and then, after they have my (albeit tenuous - after all, I'm not entirely stupid or gullible) trust, promise the moon and don't deliver. There's a very special place in hell for them. If you don't mean it, don't bother saying it. And if you say it, you'd better at least bloody try to honour it - or at least feel incredibly guilty and apologetic about not following through. Love, R xxx

from chaosdaily :

definitely worthwhile, hiss, thanks! and do, dont let em get ya down. i know how you feel, i think we all have run into dishonest people. it sucks, but you just have to keep going.

from hissandtell :

Well, honestly, chaos. I'm glad I provide a worthwhile community service, darlings! Do baby - have you considered changing your shower head to an adjustable massaging one you can do all manner of fine naughty things with? Just a thought, sweetie...but don't tell the Premier you're using up our state's valuable water resources. Much love, R xxx

from chaosdaily :

oh i only know that much from reading hissandtell!! lol

from chaosdaily :

you know, they do make waterproof ones......

from chaosdaily :

well at least you can depend on the bob, provided you remember batteries. have you tried rechargable ones? then you hardly ever have to go without

from zencelt :

I get my large-familied pals who have memberships to bulk grocery stores to get me mega packs of batteries. Now, if only I knew what the hell a button battery was. I need it for my new vibe, which isn't vibing at the moment...

from nerddette :

I also like "little piles of paper in various positions around my house" - they're called filing cabinets. :)

from zencelt :

Oh you do crack me up! My first smile of the morning. Hey, maybe I should ask the fairygodmother below if I'll ever see my magic vibrating dildos?

from fairygodmum :

Here I sit trying to think of a name for your book club. Seems you already have a good one. "Ms Do's Book Club" or better yet "We Do Books" or "Do'ing Books". Well.. in any case can't say I didn't try. hehehe.. Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum... Oh yeah.. Forgetaboutit.. slang term for "He's a Bitch" tee hee

from chaosdaily :

you should try reading some dland entries..... some of them can be erotic... but none of mine are! hehe

from poolagirl :

A book club! How fun! I suggest the name "Brain Candy" for every intellectual adventure.

from hissandtell :

Good luck with your book club, darling do. I'd be inclined to introduce a couple of mandatory rules - like, say, everyone must wear tiaras and drink margaritas and be terribly raucous during the meetings - and call yourselves something like "Elegantly Wasted". But that's just me. (Yes, yes; you can see I've given this a great deal of thought - sorry, darling, I did just pull that out of my bottom.) Have fun coming up with a name! Love, R xxx

from chaosdaily :

we all have to be bitches at times... if he cant use a computer, where has he been? ummm well, my husband cant use a puter either, and really doesnt want to learn.. which is fine with me, no fights about who gets the computer next!

from hissandtell :

Works in a tannery? Hey, darling, a man who knows his way around a side of leather can't be all bad. (Actually, you're right of course: the rest of him sounds positively worse than bad.) You poor possum; you're seeming a bit frazzled - hope things settle down for Otis (and you) soon. Love, R xxx

from im2evil4u :

Although I had completed the Five Things meme already, I am perfectly willing to do another becuase God knows there are at least five new things that I can add. I'll do it ASAP, I promise.

from nerddette :

yes. :)

from fairygodmum :

That reminds me... I usually go for a mud bath in Calistoga, Napa Valley every year for my birthday. Gosh it's been a few years since my last, sauna, massage and herbal bath that I too have forgotten what it's like to be soothed all over by a warm touch. Even IF it is paid for! Hope to chat with you sooner than later. And YES, I do still stay up, but have been avoiding the computer since I've been stuck to it like glue all year long. Anyway, hope your tummy feels better. Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from hissandtell :

I enjoyed your little rants, darling. I'm with you; I don't get the blue food business, either. Food is meant to look best served on blue and white china (apparently) but I don't think it's meant to BE bright blue in the first place. And the girly-industry stuff? Well, our federal Health Minister and his cronies are never going to support subsidised feminine hygiene products, are they? I mean, they've publicly stated they think we should be out there doing our patriotic duty by breeding more and populating the country - in which case women won't be needing contraception or tampons (and definitely not that satanically wicked "morning-after pill", either!) because we'll be pregnant for years and years and years on end. Love, R xxx

from caffeinegeek :

Blueberries are blue.

from nerddette :

Whilst I enjoyed your list of 5 things, I politely decline your offer. It still counts as one of yours though ... I'm happy to risk the karma forthcoming for breaking the chain. :) t.

from artisthussy :

So sorry about your bruise, I agree with hiss about the hose in the yard! I have been living with traffic noise for a long time and it has never become background noise, it has gotten less annoying though.

from caffeinegeek :

I'm really enjoying Typepad. After three years on Diaryland a change is a good thing. What I really miss is the control over the layout though. Unless you have a pro level membership Typepad doesn't let you fiddle with the HTML or CSS code of your page. Otherwise it's lots of fun. I'm especially enjoying all of the updated features.

from caffeinegeek :

Tag you're it! List 5 things that society in general apparently enjoys or tolerates that you just don't get. Then tag five more bloggers to do the same.

from xat :

Traffic noise will, I found, become like waves on a beach. At least, it has for me. When I lived in Mar Vista in LA, I was right on a major street. My favourite was when the busses would go by and set off eensy earth tremors. Whee! (I'm awfully glad you didn't injure yourself more than a spectacular bruise. May it heal quickly and well.) **X.

from hissandtell :

Poor you - ouch. That's just one more reason why cleaning is evil and should be avoided at all costs. Truly, you're very lucky it wasn't more serious. My suggestion is that, come the warmer weather, you either hose the grubby boys off in the yard, or farm them out to friends for their daily ablutions. Further injury to your fabulous person just isn't worth risking, doll! Love, R xxx

from chaosdaily :

ICE!!!! and lots of it. dont let it freeze the skin, put it on for 15 minutes and off for 5, then repeat

from arc-angel666 :

Pissed Up? Talking about Mum's and the Aunties Bums? Okay I know there are some differences in Australia and the US and I know I'm a bit weird but I don't think I ever talked about my Mom and my Aunts butts lol just kidding, well except for the Pissed up thingy you'll have to explain that to me :-) So you want a Picture of me naked? What you can't wait until August? I told you the first priority for me in Australia is to do the Do, err, opphs I mean see Ms Do lol. Do you have a new Email address? Send it to me and I'll send you a photo of me without.....my contacts how's that lol?

from fairygodmum :

Gosh your Mum looks LOVELY!!! And your whole family together... that's MORE than anyone could ask. Especially when there's togetherness. Let's Chat Soon! Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from hissandtell :

Beautiful. Love, R xxx

from fairygodmum :

Wow gurl.. you are on the MOVE! Hugz n Lub to all of your family especially Mum. Happy Birfday! I'm here at school.. yikes... and will be spending the weekend over Dads. Yes, its Father's Day. Hope to chat with you soon. Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from hissandtell :

Congratulations on making the move and getting things whipped into shape so quickly, do-baby. It sounds like things will just start blossoming and blooming for you from here on in. Your family get-togethers sound a bit like mine, except with fewer run-ins with the law (possibly because one of my brothers is a cop - he's a lot like Sipowicz, actually, but without the alcoholism and bigotry - and he's admirably scary when he chooses to be) - but it's always such a loud, exuberant, endless joy when we're all together. Have a ball - and watch out for those damned French door voyeurs trying to glimpse a goddess at play! The nerve! Love, R xxx

from arc-angel666 :

Hey, just way a dog gone minute here! You said "I'm not your lover but a reader of your diary"....Damn it, who said we aren't lovers? Well I know how to take care of that...see you in August ;-)

from arc-angel666 :

Congrats on the new Home. You made it! You do indeed have great friends. Now as far as the Cat goes...it knows when I arrive in OZ that it'll be me curled up in your lap and not it right? :-)

from chaosdaily :

oh yay!!! good luck, i hope you get the job... or at least one like it!

from im2qt2kr :

Oh thank you Ms. Do. That means a lot to me. Big hug to you.

from fairygodmum :

Why do we always run when a man in infatuated with us? Why do we question a man when he finds us endearing? Where is the line between stalker and someone that's serious? Some men just know what they want.. other's need to be put in check immediately. Creepy is as Creepy Does... Does it mean that we're creeped out when someone decides to play tag and call us IT? I however like to be the one to decide who IT is... Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from hissandtell :

I never uesd to think I was a "darl", either. In fact, I used to cringe at such little endearments. Now I just think they're silly. (But you're right; Reuben needs to be put firmly in his place and reminded that you're a goddess and that *you're* the one in charge here...) Love, R xxx

from chaosdaily :

hehe @ darl... i am the same way about "hon" .. call me anything, honey or whatever, but NOT hon.. and yea, reuben is taking this a bit too far.. just tell him to back off

from nerddette :

Now you're being ridiculous! ;) t.

from purplecigar :

Aw now see? That's sweet. Or creepy. Let us know which one.

from fairygodmum :

Seems.. he's assuming you know his ideal of what a woman should or shouldn't know. If he had to ask then he wasn't meaning that you arn't one.. but that your a woman who knows. Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from xat :

Hmmm, Oz may be the way to go. Guess I better get meself some fancy crap on my CV. **!x

from arc-angel666 :

I knew it! 61 my butt! Now to the business at hand. Some idiot ask if you were a woman? Was he blind? Is there the possibility he had mistaken you for Angel and the brilliance that is you momentarily blinded him hence the question? He may have thought you a work of Art, a treasure like that of the works of Michelangelo. A beautiful living Statue, the white alabaster quaility of your skin, your eyes living pools of life, the sweetness of your mouth....excuse me I'll continue this later I need a cold shower...see maybe he thought himself bewitch by your loveliness and needed to know if you were indeed a Human Woman and not a Goddess? I have ask that very question myself :-)

from hissandtell :

Maybe he means, "You are a woman, and not some divine goddesseous deity sent down from heaven to tease, torment, titillate and bewitch me until you consume my every thought and I worship the very ground you walk on and can't think straight or even remember my own name, and everything out my mouth makes me sound like a babbling incoherent imbecile?" Love, R xxx

from arc-angel666 :

If your telling the true....I have to tell ya... you at 61 certainly take the wrinkle out of my Tinkle Yeah Baby! ;-)

from arc-angel666 :

I don't believe it for a second! You have forced my hand, when I arrive in OZ I shall give you a Physical myself. It shall be a complete physical exam and I shall use my own Instrument, I will examine all there is. I shall cover any and all area's....three times....a day.....for a month :-)

from arc-angel666 :

No Way, No way ever, No way ever ever, Not possible....you are not 61! I'd find it hard to believe you were born in 1961....You look to me as though your 38 maybe.

from fairygodmum :

Gosh.. your letter to your Mom brought a tear to my eye! I love you Miss Do... your a wonderful mom. Thank your mom for having You! Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from arc-angel666 :

Hello Ms. Do: Ahh, I've heard that number is a number of mystery. Is there some historical significance? Is it magical?

from livingwreck :

Thank you. At least I can say, when people look strangely at me when I go on about the date, that I'm not the only one who's interested...Love your diary. I've read quite a bit of the older stuff and will finish soon.

from hissandtell :

What a beautiful, moving, bittersweet tribute. Your mother sounds like a wonderful, strong, wise and supportive woman, and it's easy to see where you get your magic from. (And Happy Mother's Day to you too, darling. Look after yourself.) Love, R xxx

from arc-angel666 :

Hi Sweetheart: Sorry it took so long to respond, busy busy me. I'll be in OZ late July and most of August. I just read your last entry. It sounds like you could use a hero of some sort. Most people don't know this but I'm a much lesser know Hero Type, Kinda like the understated Under Dog. I have a costume, cape and everything..okay the cape's actually a towel, and yeah, my costume consist of a pair of brightly colored Boxer shorts, and a Hawaiian Shirt. I can't actually fly, bend steel in my bare hands, stop bullets and I'm not much of a match against a speeding Locamotive but I'm a good listener and I care about you.. I can't end all life's problems but I can bring a smile to your face. I can't end world hunger, but I can take you to dinner. I can't fix your broken toe but I can give you a foot massage you won't forget for a long time. I doubt I have the influence to end the politics in your office but you have my support and know that I have confidence in you and know for a fact you will make it through this. Although we are thousands of miles apart you can email me anytime you like and talk about anything you like....as I stated earlier I am a good listener(one of my best super powers). If you'd like I could call you (don't worry I'll charge it to the Producers (another one of my super powers). When I get to OZ you may use me sexually anyway you want (my biggest and best super power lol) Okay I'm not at the top of the list as Super Heros but I have my moments. Honeybunny Hang in there. Since getting to know you and seeing what you've been through, what you've done for Sons and yourself, Sweetie your one of my Heros. I have one question pertaining to my visit to OZ....Do you guys have the Soda known as Mountain Dew? Its a favorite of mine and I especially like its catchy slogan have you heard it? Do the Dew....its exactly what I'd like to do once there....Do the Do.....See, I have Super powers.....I just made you smile :-)

from xat :

Ohhh, darlin'! I know where you're coming from, and (heaven knows) I've been there myself. I don't have anything brilliant to say, but I wanted to let you know that you're amazing, that it's worth holding out for goodness for yourself, and this crap comes and goes. Life, eh? What a kick in the head. Be brave, buckaroo. You got good mojo coming your way from the Pacific Northwest--it's gonna be a bit ragged by the time it gets to you, but it'll get there. **!X.

from fairygodmum :

OUCHIES!!! Gurl.. what ya doin over thar bumpin yo toe and all! Please be careful with those crutches and don't go knockin the books off the shelf or hittin the puter deleting Sam's email messages. Ohhh HUGZZZZZ Gurlfriend. I've got MSN back online. Let's talk real soon K. Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from arc-angel666 :

Hi Honey: I know it feels uncomfortable but like Ms Hiss says its still good your friends. I have a number of Ex-Lovers that are now great friends and I'm very grateful for that. Sweetie the sting of a lost Love will leave soon, but maybe this will turn into a great friendship that will last forever?

from arc-angel666 :

from hissandtell :

Oh, poor you. But you're very lucky it didn't fall off altogether! (I'm remembering that children's story we do in Reading Recovery for Early Childhood students, about being out for a walk one day and finding a toe; you have to ask the kids, "What would YOU do if you found a toe?" and they say things like, "Keep it", "Put it in the freezer", "Call the police" etc. MY answer would be, "Give it to Ms Do as a spare!") Hope you're back on your feet soon, darling. Love, R xxx

from hissandtell :

Glad you're back - I've missed your stories. Love, R xxx

from arc-angel666 :

OF COURSE HORIZONTAL FOLK DANCING!!!! Plus we can play folk instrumments...You can play and strum my Folk Music Stick, and I can tickle, polk and push on your Folk Squeese Box...Oh what beautiful music we'll make! I just hope no one should walk in while we're doing the Horizontal Folk Dance, while strumming each others instrumments..... that person may ask, What the folk is going on? And we'd reply, why we're folking lol. :-)

from arc-angel666 :

Tango, Rumba! Alrighty then Lets dance! We shall make music. You know that lovely two part harmony kind. We shall Waltz, Foxtrot, Charleston, the Lindy, The dance of Love (I can't remember what that one is called something like the Limbbodda) all Latin dances, Hip-hop, the Surfers Stomp, Oh how we shall Twist, The Wahtusi, Little Eva's Locomotion....Put your arms in the air and clap your hands, now rotate your hips then thrust back and forth and I shall be there momentarily and jump right in and honey we'll dirty boogey all night long :-)

from arc-angel666 :

Hi Clare: I can't believe this I just received an email on my dating profile....Someone thought I was serious! She said I was a Pig and doubted I'd ever get a date LOL. OMG! I can't stop laughing. Oh by the way can you feel the heat? I thought since I'm in Hawaii and 3200 miles closer to you you might be able to feel me..heh heh heh.

from arc-angel666 :

Hi Sugar Lips: I have to admit the naughty dream I spoke of in my entry involved You and I....I'm still smiling heh heh heh. Now were you the woman in the other dreams?

from dangerspouse :

Hey, glad you got the DangerMix! But tell your kids they don't know shit about cartoon trivia: the sticker on the envelope is Sandy Cheeks from Bikini Bottom, on the SpongeBob show!! How could they confuse a squirrel in a deep diver's helmet on a surfboard with a caped British mouse with an eyepatch?? FOOLS!

from arc-angel666 :

Happy Easter! What can we do for Easter? Lets see, I got it! Lets be Easter Bunnies and do what Do what Bunnies Do heh heh heh! Love Ya Honeybunny.

from fairygodmum :

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Young Lady!!! Hope you have many many MORE!!! Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from chaosdaily :

oh you did have a great day!! lucky you!

from arc-angel666 :

So your going to bite me? !!! Well I shall retaliate, although I shant bite you I might just give you the licking of your life...oh that sounds rather naughty heheheh. Hey is it getting hot in here?

from caffeinegeek :

Thanks. It was actually your site that led me to look into it. I really liked your layout, and wanted to see what else they had. :)

from dangerspouse :

D'OHHH!!! Sorry - I was typing so fast and so drunk, I got you mixed up with some other slot who happens to be hitched to a guy named "Gorb". I'm sure your ass is absolutely gracile! (But you're still not gonna know all the songs, sucker.)

from nerddette :

So the fact that I had to ring you the other day and ask "Why is your name on my calendar for Saturday? Did I offer to babysit the kids or something?" probably didn't go down well. Talk about a guilt trip! Hippo Birdy CB ... I'll let you off walking three days this week as a present ... oh wait. t.x

from mom-on-roof :

Happy Birthday, my favorite Ms. Do!!! I hope your write more about your childhood, your entry today was sweet and poignant. I NEVER use the word POIGNANT!

from arc-angel666 :

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY SWEET MS DO!!!!!!!!! I have a special Birthday Gift....It the the kind I can continue to give to you 3-4-5 times a day lol. Seriously when I get to Australia I have at least a thousand kisses accompanied by at least as many hugs for you. Not to mention the sweet soft touches, massages, 10 foot rubs followed by several things I can't mention here (3 times a day) for 3 weeks after that, you may take me and abuse me any way you wish as much as you wish for an addition week. After that I think we should leave the house for a bit maybe dinner, then right back to celebrate your birthday again (another two weeks)lol. Happy Birthday Sweetheart, when I get to Australia please allow me to take you some place special...some place you haven't been but always wanted to go, there has to be a place in Australia you want to see or New Zealand or Tasmania maybe, allow me to make it special...we'll pretend its your birthday and I promise to make it one you won't ever forget. Happy Birthday Clare....Love ya Honey

from dangerspouse :

OHHHH no you don't. I will take particular relish in beating your big hairless ass down - AND that poser Gorb too! Your cd should be on it's way early next week. Start preparing your concession speach, beyotch.

from chaosdaily :

happy birthday early! hope your new male friend doesnt find out, he would probably buy you a new car or something.... hmmm want me to tell him for you?? lol

from missleigh :

Happy almost birthday! I hope your birthday weekend is grand. It's funny, I have to call my mom on my birthday to remind her too, and she doesn't even suffer with Alzheimer's.

from hissandtell :

Awww. Happy birthday, darling do. Take those fabulous bosoms of yours, hit the sights of BrisVegas and fall in love with some young cute bloke (or a few) for a couple of hours - knock yourself out, doll! Love, R xxx

from caffeinegeek :

Happy Prelated birthday from me! If it makes you feel better my father always calls me and sends a gift on my brother's birthday and vice versa, and he only has two kids. He also can never remember how old I am.

from poolagirl :

Happy Early Birthday, sweetie. You aren't a neglected child on Diaryland! We love you!

from fairygodmum :

You shameless hussie.. tee hee... Jumping up and down with all those 20yr olds. Bet it felt good.. paying for it now ehhh... dagnabbit! And to think I thought YOU ROCK!!!! Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from chaosdaily :

i learned as a young adult to smoke first, then drink. drinking first always leads to vomiting. bummer..... but why would he want you to stay when you were sick?? how old is this guy????

from arc-angel666 :

Good Nurse I have been very bad and I'm and awful patient, you may need to stay with me 24/7 to ensure my recovery. Has I type I have noticed an odd aching accompanied by a rather large swelling, good nurse I need immediate attention lol. Tell your Son Happy Birthday and not to worry he'll outgrow Puberty soon. I should be through with puberty by next year :-)

from fairygodmum :

Happy Birthday Otis Honey... Big Lub.. Lots of Hugz n Kisses with Birthday Dreams! We are so blessed to have you here in our lives and although Mommy went through a lot to get you here she loves YOU with all her heart! Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from purplecigar :

I have a new hero and it is you. "I would not allow them to give me an epidural"? WOW. I was not only allowing it but demanding it. Though I understand our circumstances were different. Still. Hero? You.

from arc-angel666 :

Ms Do....a little known fact! I also hold the the title of Nurse Inspector General. One of the jobs that falls under holding said title is inspecting Nurses Uniforms. According to your description to tight in front and to short on the bottom leads me to believe before making or passing judgement one must inspect first hand. I take this job seriously and can't and won't assume anything. With that said i shall inspect it personally. I' will report to your home soon and will see for myself. And to be fair I must insist that you wear the uniform while I inspect. To ensure there will be no bunching, no unsightly panty lines or straps showing and such, once again I must insist there be no under-garments. To ensure a proper inspection I will probably stay at least a month. During which time You and I will work through an assortment of Nurse/Patient scenarios..an example Naughty Patient good Nurse. Good Patient Naughty Nurse. Naughty Patient Naughty Nurse the last mentioned scenario make require replaying a number of times a day....I'm looking forward to our union...oophs I mean our meeting :-)

from arc-angel666 :

My Dear Ms Do thank you for the sweet notes and I am feeling better, but I was wondering if you might dawn your Nurse's outfit and trade places with the current nurse stationed at my home? I sure I'd feel even better lol. Sorry these IV's are a tad painful when typing so I'll have to make this a short note...I did dream of you one night in the hospital :-)

from poolagirl :

What a crock of horse piss! (pardon me) I think your sister was absolutely right and righteous to resign. I HATE politics. It sounds like they would have made her life miserable if she hadn't left. Hooray! She beat them to the punch!

from chaosdaily :

i dont think i would send it. i would just wait for the new secretary to try to run a show without spending the same amount of money or more. then they will realize that your sister was a true gem...

from fairygodmum :

Gurl.. you would NOT believe... I couldn't access my own diaryland for a month! I mean from home... it drove me crazy! Everytime I tried it told me to regenerate something. I was able to write one entry and yelled for someone to HALP ME! But I don't think anyone was able to even read that! Anyway.. I've REGENERATED that thing-a-ma-jiggy and finally even joined this puppy so I can upload pics! kewl huh.. Ok ok... nuf for now.. Miss Ya! Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from chaosdaily :

it seems to me that the older we get, the less garbage we go through when meeting new people. im not surprised you had a deep discussion with your new friend... its like you just want to get to the meat of the relationship without all the little unimportant junk to get through. know what i mean?

from fairygodmum :

It was the cleavage once again that stopped you from getting a ticket. tee hee NOTICE BOOBAGE ALERT!!! Hugz Bebe da FairyGodMum

from arc-angel666 :

Thank you for the wondrous birthday present :-) You have indeed made my birthday a happy one. Since it is my birthday,I do have one request....more please! Thanks again Honeybunny

from hissandtell :

Oh, how wonderful you had 'em hanging off your every word and begging for a morsal of your attention! (Or for a glimpse of your spectacular boobies, at least.) Glad I could help you out in some small way, darling. Oh, okay then, here's some more of my fabulous advice: Next time, don't even write down your own number. Tell HIM to write it down, as you're striding away wiggling your bottom and shaking your stupendous bosoms! (And ah, I recall such happy times at the Press Club...) Love, R xxx

from mom-on-roof :

This morning I got up at 5:17 a.m. to make my husband a little coffee before he trudged out to work overtime, then I figured, whattheheck, may as well get on line while the house is so quiet and calm. And there was your name, lit up in red, and I knew I was in for some really great DISH. Oh, my dear Ms. Do, I live vicariously through you and your spectacular boobies.

from arc-angel666 :

Good Morning Mrs oophs Ms Do. Ah the County Fair! I still like going to those. As a Kid those were a big Deal and loads of fun. Now days like at the LA County Fair...its an extravaganza. Its a mix of Animals, Science, Fun and Rides, Games and FOOD! Last year they had Life size Dinosaurs in their habitat. It was amazing some of them actually moved and spoke in Dinosaurian (the offical language of Dino Citizens). Ahhhh Otis is one of us. I have met over 30 people in my travels that have two different colored eyes. Its funny everyone is always so happy to see one another. When I was a samll boy living in New Orleans, next to my parents home in the Garden District lived a very old sweet religious woman. Every one called her Miss Eva. She was in her late 80s when I was 7or 8. At one time she was a grand Lady of the South, I saw photos of her with Magnolias in her hair with the bluest of blue eyes she was a beautiful Woman. When I was young my brown eye was more the color of gold, it darken as I got older. As a Kid having two different color eyes it was tough, most kids thought it was weird, some thought it cool and most adults thought it strange. Miss Eva loved kids, especially our family's children, at that time there were only 7 of us (2 parents 5 kids). Miss Eva told my Mother she'd have 3 more children my Mother nearly passed out lol...and sure enough she did. Anyway Miss Eva told me that I and everyone who had 2 different colored eyes were very special. That we were Nefulamb. She never would tell me exactly what that was. She said it was very special to be Nefulamb...we would see things different than everyone else, we could look into peoples hearts and know them for who they are. We could feel danger, or happiness, we would know how things were not how they looked. She always made me feel very special and with her help I came to accept the fact that my eyes were different than most and it was okay. Now the fun part. In College I took a comparative Religion class....it was the first time I actually heard the word Nefulamb out side of the world of Miss Eva. According to the Old Testament and other writings of the times a Nefulamb is a person born from a Human Mother who was seeded by an Angel. Supposedly the Angels of God mated with the daughters of Man and begat Giants and Nefulamb. Giants of course were easy to pick out and the Nefulamb were distinguished by the two different hues or color of their eyes. The Nefulamb were considered a lower order of Angel and always in trouble. So Ms. Do did you have an affair with an Angel lol? Before you think I believe any of this and try and connect my screen name to this I should tell you Arc Angel 3/6 666 was my call sign in the Army. I was the Officer in charge of the 3d platoon in an Airborne Ranger Company. Arc Angel that's me 3 being the 3d platoon 6 represent an Officer so Arc Angel 3/6 but 3/6 was taken so I instead used three sixs. 666 is not a referrence to the Devil although Angel/ Devil does fairly represent me lol.

from chaosdaily :

YES!!!!!!

from hissandtell :

Well, I think you should certainly phone him, but keep the conversation very, very low-key. (And next time someone says, "Call me" you must casually give him your card and say, "No darling, YOU call me." At least, that's my advice...) Have fun, doll. Love, R xxx

from arc-angel666 :

I apologize for the soap box thingy. I hope your friend is careful. Time to go to the doctors, this hopefully is the last time I go there (UCLA). I am feeling better today and at the urging of my writing group I will attempt to stop in for a meeting. Apparently work is piling up and they miss my pretty face lol.

from arc-angel666 :

Naked Self, French Maid's Outfit, And Nurse's Uniform!!! Oh Goody!!!...Where do I send the 1st class airline ticket to? Please hurry lol. I swear to God I may come to Australia a Month earlier :-) Well, at least you and the boys made it to the bathtub...I on the other hand I have blessed each and every room in my house, the beach out back, two of the three of my vehicles, Pacific Coast Hwy and 2 times in the Hospital today. Now, that was a very interesting entry last night...I'm concerned for your friend, if she is leaving a relationship that left her wanting, putting more in it than she received why in the world would she want to get in a relationship where she will be working twice as hard. If this man is truly illiterate, lives in a home with no widows (that speaks volumes to me) what can she truly expect out of this relationship? If he is good looking and the sex is great, trust me on this it will get old soon. Without the ability to read or write their world is terribly limited. Trying to compenstate by buying things you can use or operate due to not being able to read shows a certain amount of fear and lack of confidence. If He is a smart man he knows he needs to go to school and join the 21st century. Please forgive me on this I get a little excited, I too experienced a similar situation. I had a friend that quit school(he had a 5 grade education) because of personal problems in his family. He was smart, worked hard but just got stuck, he repaired cars, until he went to night school within 2 years is world changed incredibly... within 8 years he graduated from College at 40....he by the way is a millionaire and owns several Auto Repair Garages....If your friend really like this man have her urge him back to school...I need to jump off my soap box and spew sorry :-(

from chaosdaily :

he cant read but he has a computer? what the hell does he do with it?? man, i would run the other way!

from arc-angel666 :

Hello Ms Do: This afternoon I feel fairly human and for the love of everything sacred DO NOT put away the Nurses uniform!!!! I read your last enter...I'll go swimmin with ya. You don't have to feel funny about going Commando...I'll will too :-). Truthfully I am looking forward to meeting you and the boys this summer/your winter. I remember once you told me about a game your sons play...is it like paintball? If so I love that stuff maybe later if you decide you can tolerate me a bit longer we can take the boys and go shoot each other? LOL.

from niceguymike :

Well, Hiss has been educating me as she thinks best, but I would certainly like to have more films! She's had me on Rabbit-Proof Fence and several others, and told me to forget about Priscilla and Strictly Ballroom.

from hissandtell :

Ha! I was just this moment reading in the Curious-Male about all the violent attacks at South Bank Parklands in recent weeks, and how paedophiles have been photographing young children in the swimming lagoon. Lucky for you you resisted the lure of a knickerless bathe - it would have been far too much for the voyeurs, I'm sure. And a hairy back! How marvellous! See, if women had hirsute bottoms the way men have hairy backs, we'd be able to skinny dip in public in broad daylight - and no-one would be able to detect any untoward pink-bits. Happy Oz Day, doll. Love, R xxx

from anonadada72 :

Thank you for the encouraging note. :) I thought the man-plan was excellent, by the way. Perhaps you should reconsider.

from arc-angel666 :

I notified the Medical center and discussed your offer with them they agreed to move the magazine and video room to my house. I told them the magazines and video's weren't needed if you arrive in full Nurses uniform. But I told them I would need the Austrailan Nurse at least twice a day indefinitely. Now my darling Nurse are you UP for it? I am lol. By the way your list for men, it seems I qualify especially in all of the number 3's. 1,2 and 4 I feel I am more than qualified :-)

from im2evil4u :

That was my much older sister in the photo from last nights entry - I say was becasue she passed away when I was ten - my mother had me in her late thirties and frankly thought I was a tumor when she stopped getting her monthly visitor. LOL

from dangerspouse :

That musta been some monster-sized Corona. Either that or you weigh 18 pounds, fully clothed. Nothing else could explain your posting a reply to me HERE instead of at my den-o-fun (it would also explain the disjointed rambling). Nonetheless, those were very entertaining notes. I took particular joy in reading how you got decked by a set of Klick-Klacks (good training for future married life). Hey, how DARE you be so forward as to add me to your MSN list! I..I...I...ok, I added you too. But only til I get your spinach-feta quiche recipe, dammit!

from ms-do :

Well that's ok, i don't think it was me, but i did have a brief period when holidaying with my sister over christmas who drinks everynight and i tried too as well, not being use to that, she would crash out on the lounge as she does with remote firmly in hand, not being able to wake her or remove the remote i would get on the net and play.....apparently i was not nice to a few people but i don't remember spinach coming into the equation. I have had to go into FULL damage control here @ Ms Do's domain.....so easily done Dangerspouse. I already cook a mean spinach and fetta cheese pie myself...... OH and last night when i got your note i had had just one Corona with lime (not lemon) and i added you to my msn list......do with it what you will doesn't bother me

from dangerspouse :

GAH!! Did I get my recipe-requesting babes mixed up? I'm sorry - somebody (I thought you) left me a note about two weeks ago asking for a particular spinach recipe. Of course, I can't find the note anymore, but it stuck in my head that it was you! Sorry 'bout that! (But if you ever want a spinach recipe in the future, you know where to go now!)

from dangerspouse :

You're giving up on your list ALREADY? You babes really DO change your minds a lot! Hey Do - drop me an e-mail, wouldya, so I can rememeber to get my lazy ass in gear and shoot you off that recipe you asked for back in like 1895 :)

from fairygodmum :

Hummm... Wish list is getting LONG! My Wish? You get OUT More Often! Nothin Wrong with a Little Bump & Grind... as long as it's with someone "OTHER" than BoB! OK Okay.. I agree Bob has his features and long lasting battery life, but hay... I never said I wasn't happy with my NEW Christmas Gift! OH.. heh heh.. we're talking about YOU! tee hee Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from nerddette :

It's even funnier the second time I heard it! The problem is, the suppose good boys are so fucking boring and needy! Where is the happy medium between "I suck at relationships" and "I need you so much I have to hold you with two hands"? I guess all the ones in the middle are already married. :( Not that that ever stopped me, but I know you have higher standards. ;) t.

from xat :

Phew! I'd need a vacation from your vacation. Glad that you made it through with a smile and a laugh. Good luck with your good man (and I understand about bad men, oy.)

from poolagirl :

Thanks for posting the picture! What a delight to see you!

from dangerspouse :

Thanks for letting me know that you have a wet pussy and a dry cat. All in all, that seems the optimum combination, if youre gonna have both. (Although I would like photographic comfirmation.) Holey moley, I was exhausted just reading about your family Holiday adventure! And they wonder why you drink. Oh - and Otis may have Aspergers, but it doesn't hamper him from recognising a midget when he sees one. Go Otis!! :)

from arc-angel666 :

Hello Ms. Do: Congrats on the new contract and the way you handled yourself with the Ex's. It only shows them that you are indeed the better half of their son's past relationship. There is nothing they can complain about, you were courteous, charming and smiling, you disengaged their cruel remarks and showed them you have the finest of qualities concerning Motherhood, defending your children against cruelity from others (his father)...sweetheart you just keep getting better and better, good looking, sexy and intelligent I'd better stop now I'm getting aroused :-)

from fairygodmum :

Congrats on the NEW Contract Yippieeeee.. Wishes DO Come True!!! Have fun with YOUR Family... Boogie Board a Wave for Me!!! Happy Holidayzzzz... Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from boxx9000 :

If there is a HELL than I'm going because EVERY time I woke up during the night worrying, I wished my EX and his entire family were DEAD. MCMB. Merry Christmas My Buddy.~ Love, BoXx

from dangerspouse :

Man, what a Grinch! I'm suprised you didn't crack the wine bottle AND cheese platter over his head. I guess you were too infused with the Christmas spirit, huh? Well, good for you for finally letting him have it verbally! Hey, thanks for the nice note babe - you are too kind :) Merry Merry!

from hissandtell :

Oh, doll. Sometimes adults have NFI about setting the tone for children, do they? I hope Seamus holds his head high and ignores such petty cruelty. Have a fabulous time away with your family and come back all refreshed and invigorated and ready to ROAR ar work. Love, R xxx

from xat :

I'll be caroling the neighbours till all hours with the "Australian Jingle Bells." Thank you for sharing. Happy chriskwasolyulekah!`x

from hissandtell :

Merry Christmoose, darling ms do! I hope the Six White Boomers did the right thing by you, and filled your thigh-high black patent leather stiletto-heeled Yule boots with extravagantly wonderful things! Have a fabulous day. Love, R xxx

from niceguymike :

I'm sure I'll enjoy the break, and I hope you are, too. Wanted to mention that I loved the Australian Jingle Bells!

from poolagirl :

I roused it full throttle! Australian Jingle Bells! Happy Yuletide, ms-do!

from insomniac3 :

merry christmas ms-do!!! and enjoy the sun and surf!! take care :o)

from dangerspouse :

You know, I'd take you up on your offer if it weren't for those damn ring tones. Thanks, but I think I'd rather wallow in loneliness! :)

from xat :

*grin* I am particularly fond of the beatboxing towards the end. Yo, yo, yo, indeed. !X.

from chaosdaily :

wow i wish i could get that for MY phone!

from chaosdaily :

well you are right, that is what dland is for. we all have similar entries now and then, so dont feel like you need to apologize... *hugs*

from arc-angel666 :

Ms Do you surf? My God you just keep getting better, good looking , Hot and you surf. Damn, you'll have to excuse me.....I need to take a cold shower :-)

from fairygodmum :

You are One HOT Mamaaa!!! Dang gurlfriend if I looked that bad I would stop the show! Oh yeah! I stopped the show anyways.. with my big rear end and Everythang! Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from nerddette :

Walking is the physical, the rest is mental. We can walk the pain out together. * hugs *

from hissandtell :

Darling, you are still truly bloody stunning, but I take your point about feeling blah and the reasons for it, so if you feel that way now you'll going to feel completely fabulous again when you shed those layers. Regarding Matthew, I'm so sorry he was a lying dog and that you were so hurt by the whole experience. His note to you makes him sound remarkably normal and even appropriately supportive, so his treachery must have been very difficult to come to terms with. I do hope Santa comes up with the goodies for you, doll. Love, R xxx

from chaosdaily :

yea, where you were is a scary place to be.

from hissandtell :

Goodness. Did he have his pet pot-bellied pig Max with him at the time? Love, R xxx

from completeliar :

one day... the world will bow before you

from arc-angel666 :

Finish? Obviously you don't know me. I always finish what I start, usually twice :-)

from ms-do :

Damn i must be still suffering from last night.......i posted that to myself....rolls eyes......

from ms-do :

Finish you say? Oh i'm not sure your up to it......

from arc-angel666 :

Good Morning: Sorry its been so long but I had to put a few things in order recently...like my life lol. Now it seems to me there was something left unfinished between the two of us..shouldn't we finish this?

from chaosdaily :

poor kid. my son used to get ear infections and i knew it too.. as soon as they started he stopped sleeping.

from xat :

I've got three words: Fab. You. Lous. Congratulations on good hair. It's such a relief, isn't it? !X

from mom-on-roof :

You look fabulous, I love the color! Tell Robert to pencil me in, would you, dahhhling? He does take charity cases, doesn't he?

from hissandtell :

Thank heavens for the Roberts of the world, hey? You look sensational! Love, R xxx

from nerddette :

I think the present is obvious ... a thesaurus? t.x

from chaosdaily :

was a college degree part of the requirement for a job? maybe he lied to get the job.... and hes afraid now you will tell. for his gift, why dont you print him a college diploma, and put it in a nice frame.. tell him the frame is the gift haha

from arc-angel666 :

Well?

from arc-angel666 :

Sweet Ms Do: I was speaking the true, but flattery will get me what exactly? Honey I'd try flattery but what could I say that the truth hasn't already...You are beautiful.

from chaosdaily :

but i like the photos from the past... i think ill post a few of my own

from arc-angel666 :

Another priceless photo from the past. Its wonderful to see the progression. You as a cute, sweet, precious little girl and now to see you have grown into a charming Lovely and Beautiful Woman

from arc-angel666 :

I too was raised a Catholic, I'm a former Altar Boy (now I'm an Altered Boy:-) I sang in the choir and the Nuns loved nothing better than torturing me. They hated the fact that I smiled all the time and took a fancy to the girls at an early age. They told me my Penis was the Devils root and if I touched it I would burn in Hell Ha Ha to late, anyway just how bad can Hell be was my motto in Catholic school. Yes I thought you had to be one or Two from the right. You were a cutie then and a cutie now.

from poolagirl :

You are so CUTE! My gosh! CUTE CUTE CUTE! I love the toothless grin.

from arc-angel666 :

I think your either One or Two. You have a great looking family! Your Brother had a good looking wife also. I had eight Brothers and Sisters and now that I look back on it, it was just great...I can't imagine what it must be like to be and only child. Obviously our parents couldn't keep their hands on of each other LOL.

from hissandtell :

Awww. You haven't changed a bit, you little doll. (Hey, I can email you the code for smiting search engines from your diary, if you want it.) Love, R xxx

from boxx9000 :

TEN kids? Unbelievable. Your poor mom.

from xat :

In the US, thongs are sometimes called thongs (and they also mean g-strings--which can lead to much hilarity and confusion), flip-flops, or even (depending on where y'are in the US), zories. Zori is actually an anglicization of a Japanese word for thongs/flip-flops/etc. Whee! *giggle* **x

from chaosdaily :

i cry easily too when im tired... and there are directions in dland help for how to not get googled... if you go to help, and click on "miscellaneous stuff" its at the bottom of the page, how to not show up on search engines.

from fairygodmum :

I'd be careful with anyguy having the number's 666 attached to it.. rofl... Just coming up for air for a sec.. hope to talk to you online soon! Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from arc-angel666 :

How many people do you think have a crush on You? I'd have to say Zero. WRONG ANSWER!!!!!!! I have a big giant crush on you.

from mom-on-roof :

Hmmm, I'd say air-thrusting would be cause for concern, yes, definitely should look in to that. Hope the boy feels better, nothing worse than an earache.

from arc-angel666 :

I'm serious I will be in Australia in May. We shoot Pirates in Calif.,Jamacia, St Vincent and Hawaii. After that I'll head for Perth then over towards you. Email me [email protected]

from arc-angel666 :

Ms Do! You live in Australia? So you probably think your safe? Ha! I'll be there this coming May-July. Right after we finish Pirates II I leave for Berth, I be there for about 3 weeks then to your neck of the woods and I finish up in Carins. Now I won't be that far from Brisbane.....Then you can abuse me all you want lol. I love Australia, love the people, the food, the surfing and you Australian Women are absolutely beautiful. Its good to hear life is a bit better for you. I just thought of something...You live in the Brisbane in Australia right?

from nerddette :

LOL! I should probably make him sign an indemnity form before penetration. ;) t.

from hissandtell :

Yippee! You're back, you're peripatetic and there's no stopping you! And the news on the job front is excellent - congratulations on having your worth recognised. Love, R xxx

from arc-angel666 :

Honey when you feel the time is right let the abuse begin :-)

from poolagirl :

Welcome back! I've missed you!

from fairygodmum :

YEAH.. another wish fulfilled.. a NEW CAR!!! I'm so happy for you gurl. Here's wishing you better luck in the romance department. Some guys are better left alone with their ego's. Let's see you getting MORE of what you want for the following year ehhh.. Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from chaosdaily :

oh its such a nice feeling to know the car is yours!

from hissandtell :

Oh, you're wonderful. There's not much worse than having one's pants bored off, is there? But let's hope you don't have to climb out of the toilet window to avoid his clutches. Well, not just yet, anyway. I'm lovin' the Commodore! (That reminds me: did you see the HOT PINK Torana hatchback [show car only] at the Sydney Motor Show the other day? YUM!!!) Love, R xxx

from hissandtell :

Oh, do-baby, this last entry was so moving. I just had to tell you again how wonderful I think you are and how lucky you and your boys are to have the beautiful relationships you have with each other. Love, R xxx

from niceguymike :

I've been thinking about you and about Otis ever since I read your entry, and, like others, the picture of him holding the fingertip really got me. I'm glad he can talk with you about things, but please reassure him that *every* boy has concerns about his body, and wet dreams are pretty confusing when they start.

from chaosdaily :

awwwwww hugs.. i had to leave my son in the hospital too and go home.. but only for a couple of days. he wasnt nearly as small as otis.. i dont think i would ever let go of his hand!

from her-story :

well, it DID do me in... what a memorable picture that last one was... I wish my boys were home so I could hug them.

from mom-on-roof :

Well, when you add an entry, you REALLY add an ENTRY! Loved that last pic, almost did me in!

from boxx9000 :

Oh that last picture is too too precious. I can't believe my eyes that any human hand could ever be so small. Thanks for sharing. Is your EX helping out with the *guy* talks? I hope so. Why was Otis born so early?

from arc-angel666 :

Good evening Ms Do: I got as far as White Ass or Arse when Vic said shaking her head its pink not white! Apparently everyone has been asking to see. Not because its a little naughty and a tease but because everyone really wants to know if her hinney was bleached white lol. I understand completely about the bad men in your life. I have come up with a plan, I'm a gentleman, but look like a bad boy, I am quite knowledgable in certain areas and rather skill when it comes to those area so instead of being used you may use me...have your way with me any and all the time. Abuse me then abuse me again and to make absolutely sure abuse me two more times. Repeat this daily until you have achieved inner peace. No need to thank me I'm just that kinda guy always trying to help lol. How are you feeling? Heart still a little sore? The offer still stands, I could whack Him for you LOL.

from arc-angel666 :

Ms Do: How do you expect me to tease, play and flirt with you if you won't come out and play? Come out come out where ever you are!

from fairygodmum :

I'm glad your back Ms-Do... isn't it nice just having a good read with the boys.. Peace of Mind is Awesome... and PLEASE let them know how capable you are for that JOB!.. Best Wishes.. Hugz, Bebe da FGM

from arc-angel666 :

Thanks for the kind words. She was indeed beautiful, inside and out. I loved her more than anything and I was shattered when She left this world. I just reread my last note to you. I hope I didn't overstep the bounds of good taste in attacking your ex. It is a problem of mine. Divorce,its a hard situation to begin with, and when children are involved it becomes even more sensitive. It is sad when the love between two people is lost and the children are used by one parent or the other, in this case your ex to attack the other (you). It infuriates me, you suffer as do the kids, but it isn't any of my business and without invitation I commented, I apologize. Thanks again for the kind words

from arc-angel666 :

Hi Ms. Do: Were you drunk when you married this guy? Remember next time marry within the Species. It is times like this that I ashamed of some of my fellow external appendage bearing members of the Human race. I am sorry to hear of your troubles with this seriously troubled individual. One of the responsiblities of parents that are divorced is to show mutual respect for one another for the sake of the children if nothing else. Belittling one's ex does nothing but sadden, anger, and confuse the kids. If the children's father does indeed love his kids he should remember he didn't bring them into the world on his own, I am sure from the sounds of him he had little to do with it at all except contribute semen. Even if children weren't involve, as a normal functioning human being respect is always a good trait to have. When people have obligations they should meet these obligations because they want to for the sake of their children and as a display of their love for said children. Being a parent shouldn't be an inconvience, it is a privilege. As far as your boys weight, I have known numerous youngsters, actually most kids go through a chubby period in their adolescence, it usually preceeds a growth spurt. Sports and Girls may soon affect their waist lines. Even if there is a problem with their weight belittling them, calling the fat will do nothing but aggravate the situation. As children, if you called them names make fun of them because of their appearance, they will begin to believe it. After all aren't these insults coming from their father, someone they trust and love? Tell the jerk to knock if off these are his children and what he instills in them now they will carry with them through most of their lifes and if he doesn't I'll beat him up for you lol. In the Martial Art we have a saying To hear is to be lied to, to see is to be deceived, but to feel is to believe...I can make a believer out of him lol.

from xat :

I was married for a decade to a verbally-abusive man. Everything I did was stupid. I was stupid. My dreams were stupid. Friends, hopes, fears--all were stupid. I left him six years ago, and even though I'm struggling, I know that I'm better off. So too with you. Be angry, it's okay. You've got every right to be angry. You're using that anger for a very good cause--you and your children--and that's healthy. Your ex- is acting like a cretin and a jackass, and he's trying to manipulate you. You might try not giving his words any weight, because they don't have any weight. He's trying to control your life, still, and he doesn't have the right in any way, shape, or form. Do it, woman! You're almost there.

from chaosdaily :

i agree with you, he tries to get to you when youre down. dont let him... and go for the career, you will be sorry if you dont. it sounds like your employer will help you with that, so just work with it.. do what you can. obviously its your husband who needs counseling. sometimes things are easier to see when you arent inside of it, my life aint exactly perfect... but we all can help each other. would you like to join our "shoot all the males day"??

from her-story :

By the way... tell him that he's mandated by the state to pay the money, and obligated because of his status as SPERM DONOR. ALSO... my boys are suddenly exercising. (*shrugs*) I think it's because #1 son wants to play football in 9th grade next year (ok, OK I folded... and agreed to it). My middle son has suddenly (well, for the past 2 years) become a lil chunky. He doesn't eat too poorly, but I make sure they eat vegetables with dinner, and monitor their sugar and junkfood intake. Sometimes it's body metabolism. I'd suggest getting them more active....riding bikes, going for walks, playing ball with friends, or something like that. It's amazing how this generation would rather park it on the couch and veg in front of the TV. My parents threw us outside and wouldn't let us back in until dark. I wish you the best with the situation...

from her-story :

Ahh... I recognize the whole scenario. I never married my older son's father for a good reason - he's a shithead. (#1 on my "Acts Like A Shithead" list, as a matter of fact) However, I've endured the insurance problems, the bartering for diapers, and the berating comments about me being some sort of whore and alcoholic in court... however, the mere idea of skinning him alive and pouring bleach on him still is in the back of my mind. However, knowing that it's illegal to maim him in anyway, I insist of waiting for him to internally combust. I figure then it wouldn't be my fault, necessarily. (I have an overactive imagination...) Well, keep on keepin' on sister, and rememeber... shitheads never die, they just become bigger hemmoroids. *hugs*

from fairygodmum :

My Ex was a Bed Wetter... and was allergic to garlic... that reminds me.. I used to cook with garlic everytime he made me mad! Sorry you're having to go through such a constant battle just for your kids. I'm sooo Glad that they have YOU! Your a Wonderful Mom.. then have your comfort food, You Need IT! Then go for a walk after supper.. tee hee Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FGM

from hissandtell :

Darling, I'm awfully sad that you're feeling so angry and upset. Of course I can't offer any advice, except to remember how wonderful you are and how much you've achieved, regardless of what drives you, and that you are in no way responsible for your ex's myriad problems. In the scheme of things, he is just a nasty blip on a radar screen. Are your boys concerned about their weight? I have complete faith you will deal with all these matters sensibly and rationally, but I would caution you against making too big a deal over their "obesity" unless it is an issue for them. I've seen too many children develop eating disorders because of what their parents think they should look like, when the kids' own self-images are fine. And you know damned well you can combine your excellent mothering and your career; it seems the only time you doubt it is when your ex plants the seed otherwise. The thing I think I'm most concerned about (as if it's ever possible to make a list and put it in order, I'm sorry to pass judgement) is how your ex's family deals with the boys' weight. It sounds like he knows he's hit a sore point and just can't stop himself from exploiting it. Just stay cool and aloof and separate from his crap, and don't allow him to push you anywhere you don't want to be. Love, R xxx

from mom-on-roof :

I know that anger, first hand. But I don't know the feeling of pulling yourself up by the bootstraps, I've always had my parents to rescue me, or a man. I admire you for that, Ms Do.

from arc-angel666 :

Right back at ya Cutie

from arc-angel666 :

Good Morning Ms Do: The I do? Did I propose? Are we getting Married? OKay, lets see Dangerspouse will be my best man, so much to do so little time OH a typo! See this is how hearts are broken lol.

from arc-angel666 :

Good Morning: Shagging is a wonderful way to induce sleep for some it seems to energize me. I'm not one for rolling over and going right to sleep. I feel a little pillow talk is in order. When Lovers talk it always seem to invite another round of music making, the special kind with that lovely two part harmony.

from nerddette :

No promises that I'll be able to call before but if you get a phone call of sobs only you'll know it's during. :) *hugs* t.

from xat :

ms-do, you look fabulous, as do your boys. Even the vegemite looks adorable. *laugh* Anyone who says otherwise shall be firebombed. I hope y'all feel better very soon. Oh, and I'm adding you to my favourites. *grin*

from hissandtell :

What lovely photographs of you and your boys, darling. You're stunning, especially for a Monday morning. And just look at your patchwork quilts! I hope everyone's feeling better soon so you can divest yourself of your jammies and go back to work (ho ho) ... Love, R xxx

from arc-angel666 :

Good Evening Ms Do: Its a pleasure meeting you. Its an honor being added to your list, thank you. I must admit I haven't read your diaries but not from lack of trying. Not that I need to wear glasses, I only need to wear them if I want to see lol. It seems my eyes are revolting, I am continuiously using them under extreme conditions. My work makes great demands on them, always studying scripts, going over lines and when I'm not needed on the set I'm usually reading a book, and a lot of the time the lighting isn't the best. I read constantly, followed by hours of writing and while relaxing I paint. I use reading glasses and my contacts need to be changed, I think I need a stronger set. The trouble for me is the small script you and a number of others use here. But tomorrow I shall get a huge magnifying Glass which should remedy the situation. Tomorrow with the aid of said glass I shall commit to your wisdom, journey through your past trials and tributlations, enjoy the humor offered by your missives. Tomorrow I shall drink you in. AS far as my Diary is concerned, in sharing my deepest secrets, my desires and openly discussing my fears, dreams, comtemplating the future, venting frustrations and anger, teasing and pillow talk....aren't these the things you discuss late at night in the arms of your Lover? She is someone I can talk to about any and everything, she is most assuredly the most sensitive of all Lovers. She is understanding and never interupts she allow me the last say in everything she is my Lover. I am looking forward to reading your diary. Good Night Ms Do. Respectfully Michael or Arc-Angel 666

from xat :

Well dang, it'd be an honour to be added to your list. *smile* Thank you. I'm looking forward to checking out more of your writings. By the way, Olympian? Fencer? Hotness? Oh my goodness.

from niceguymike :

Oh, I was just reminiscing. Glad to hear things are going well for you!

from fairygodmum :

I think you should just relax, enjoy the moment and stop thinking too hard! Just take things as they are, not for what you want them to be. But that doesn't mean you don't prepare for things to come! Hugzzz.. and take a Deep Breath! Ahhhhhh.. Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from ms-do :

Ok how's about you stop projecting and just be for a bit see how that feels.....from the Do herself

from dangerspouse :

Awww, you don't sound like a cranky old bitch! Well, not an OLD one, anyway. Really, even Mother Teresa got sick of hanging around lepers every now and then. And house guests are JUST like lepers (at least mine are). Hope you have a stress free weekend! :)

from hissandtell :

God, you make me laugh. I think you should qualify your coffee serving so that it's directly proportionate to his performance - if he's verrry good he gets a nice cup of hot delicious brewed coffee, and maybe a little gourmet pastry, and if he's a bit slack and lazy he gets tepid instant Pablo that tastes like floor sweepings and an iced vo-vo. That'll sort the bastard out! Love, R xxx

from mom-on-roof :

Hey Ms Do! Don't be too nice to that guy, remember, he IS a guy.

from fairygodmum :

Dagnabbit... I can't see what kinda cat you are.. the Bandwidth has exceeded it's LIMITS! Nice to have your house back... Hugz to the boyz. P.S. Don't Work TOO Hard! Hugz Bebe, da FairyGodMum

from anonadada72 :

Hey there! I just sent the password to your diaryland email address. If for some reason you don't receive it, let me know and I'll try again. :) ~Jess.

from fairygodmum :

My prayers are with E and her son. Here's hoping the LOVE Bug Bites him in da Butt! Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from kuinip :

you'll never know unless you try, lol, smiles back!!!!!!

from fairygodmum :

Ok.. Miss DO... Sowwy about telling the truth... sometimes.. people don't wanna hear what that is, nor reading it. He truely is a nice guy... and a bit shy about meeting your friends.. Hugz Bebe da FGM

from boxx9000 :

♥ thanks ♥

from radiogurl :

I just read your last three entries and giggled more than I have in a long, long time. You're welcome about FGM - when I read her diary, my heart went out to her. I hope her wishes really are granted. :)

from mom-on-roof :

Happy Mummy makes for happy kiddies, I always say. You go, Ms Do!

from kuinip :

Well it is for Lesbians and bifemales only, unless you can fake it, can ya????LMAO

from olive4ever :

So much on which to comment... you are a terrific mum and I am thrilled at your teaching your boys that sex is Normal. My sense, growing up, that it was not, was a PITA to overcome. On another note, I just got back from the printer a CD cover and insert I designed for my husband's band -- it feels great, so hooray for you and yours!

from fairygodmum :

ThankX Ms-Do.. Friends are what this world is made of.. share in the Bliss and the Experience always returns 10 Fold. Hugz n Lub, Bebe, da FairyGodMummmsie.. lol BTW.. Wish Granted reasonable reliable car on the way! Ok ok.. let this one be at least a cool looking one too!

from kuinip :

Well hello there, thanks for the congrats on coming out, and yes I am enjoying my new found freedom, life is certainly more enjoyable, one door shuts and another opens, catch up soon. p.s - my son won't catch me in bed with a man, lmao.

from fairygodmum :

Sooo... Let me get this straight... one of the boys caught you nekid??? OMGGGG!!!! Then they got in the bed with You and "D" one by one... you are quite the Mummsy! I'm sure the Fair.. or Ekkie thing made them Forget the Whole Thing!... rofl.. SHURE that's IT.. Hugz da Fairy God Mum

from hissandtell :

You always give such great value for money, darling (in the nicest possible way, of course) - honestly, rampant bonkings AND the Ekka in one hit? I'm so jealous. I haven't had a rollicking good ride on the Pirate Ship for so long. You know, I rather miss having my buckles swashed and my hearties avasted. Glad everything's rolling along so well for you and the boys! Love, R xxx

from poolagirl :

Thanks for being so sweet! You are so kind! (The font on your diary is so small I can't read it now! WHAAAA)

from fairygodmum :

WISH my life was as Exciting as Yours! hehehe... Hugz n Lub, Bebe da Fairy God Mum

from chaosdaily :

wow glad you had a good time!

from poolagirl :

WOW! You go, girl! And, like hissie, I too am impressed with how you deal with your boys. They are so lucky to have a mom like you!

from hissandtell :

Faaaaaaabulous, you naughty little vixen. Your last entry was so thrilling that I'm inspired to stalk my husband for immoral and depraved purposes, right this minute. You are completely fantastic! And, to be perfectly serious for a moment, I have the greatest respect for how you've handled the situation with your boys. You amaze me yet again. Love, R xxx

from poolagirl :

YOW! You have re-defined the meaning of "rock and roll - good times!" I am so glad for you! Keep us posted, PLEASE!

from hissandtell :

How fucking fabulous, missy! This is one of the very best entries I've read in ages, anywhere. Lucky you, with your crazed bonkings and your girly pamperings and your wonderful times with friends. It's a completely perfect life sometimes, ain't it? Love, R xxx

from dangerspouse :

My god, that was a tough entry to read all the way through. I hope T finds a path that brings her peace and a normal relationship - one that doesn't continue the cycle through the NEXT generation.

from nerddette :

Friends are the family who choose for ourselves. *big hug* t.

from mom-on-roof :

I know that was a hard entry to submit. I read between the lines of your diary, Ms. Do. You have a genuine and good heart. Keep fighting for that little girl, she needs your help.

from niceguymike :

One of my favorite personal ads had the following line: "All baggage must fit in the overhead compartment." Yeah, if you make it past infancy, you're going to have some baggage, but the real key is whether it inhibits your ability to deal with another human being on a rational basis.

from niceguymike :

Sounds like you had some good fortune yourself this weekend! Congrats on finding a guy who gives you that dizzy feeling!

from boxx9000 :

7-4-04 Happy 4th of July!

from mom-on-roof :

Hey Ms Do, missed ya! Hope you're back soon.

from hissandtell :

Thank you darling - I'll give you a call soon! Love, R xxx

from chaosdaily :

hmmm try yahoo chat, refrigerator sex room hahaha

from mom-on-roof :

Criminy! There's something in the air when IKEA becomes titilating, You got it BAD, girl! Hope you find your outlet soon, ha, ha, none of us are safe until then! You could borrow my neighbor boy, I'm sure he's interested in seeing what you-got-in-your-fridge.

from nerddette :

Select * from FuckBuddiesDirectory WHERE WhiteGoods = 'YES' AND Commitment = 'No'; * Hands printout to MS-Do * t.

from dangerspouse :

Godammit woman, you torture me with descriptions of boobs overflowing, but what do you post pics of? Fat middle aged knights in ridiculously innacurate costume and a bunch of (bust-less) kids! Oh sure, one pic had a long shot of wenches, but - NOT WITH OVERFLOW! Gyp! Gyp!! Poor Li'l Elvis itches even more now in disappointment....

from poolagirl :

Lovely photos of iron-clad men and wenches. And you are right about the boys - it doesn't matter HOW old they get when it comes to thwacking each other with a sword.

from hissandtell :

It sounds like a completely fabulous time! And overflowing boobs tucked into a corset is indeed the measure of a good wench, with a certain loucheness and lasciviousness thrown in as well. And I'm with you - bugger the sewing and delicate duties. I'd be wenching myself senseless all over the banqueting table and squashing those ripe figs and pomegranates until they burst! Damned shame about the tiaras, though. Love, R xxx

from im2qt2kr :

Thanks Ms. Do. Big hug back to you!

from hissandtell :

Renaissance Faire - damn! I should have been in Brisbane this weekend. Have fun wenching about and being dissolute and slovenly, darling (or have I got my historical periods and moll-genres confused?) Love, R xxx

from mom-on-roof :

Hey Ms Do! Don't forget to get your boys some big ol' turkey drumsticks at the Rennaissance Faire, so they can tromp around and tear meat off with their teeth in a medieval type way. Great fun!

from niceguymike :

Ah, well, I'm sure it does far more for Sam than it does for me. But I *feel* rustic and dangerous, which is something for a guy usually described as "cute" and "cuddly".

from niceguymike :

I have no Akubra photos yet (although I am considering them), and, since I don't have the gold membership, I have no place to post them anyway. But, dang, that hat makes me look rustic and dangerous like nothing else ever has.

from olive4ever :

Anent identical twins feeling the same things, JJ and TB definitely have had bouts of that. WHen JJ was in hospital for one of his ops when he was 5, and having a fit of hysterics because he thought the operation's outcome was vastly different than actual (he thought they were going to cut his leg off; they weren't), his twin, 3 hours distant, threw a complete hysterical fit at the same time. There's always been a deep connection and vibration between them.

from nerddette :

Well that's not exactly true! I am flat out with Uni and can't give you the attention you deserve, but at least it's temporary insanity. I, like you, will never suffer from Boyfriend Insanity. Friends will always come first (metaphorically speaking). t.

from olive4ever :

My darling husband had exactly the same operation (I'm fairly certain) as Otis did, but the docs waited until he was 10 years old. He is an identical twin -- born second, his brother is physically perfect, while JJ has dealt with the fallout of several birth defects all of his life (15 operations). When I read your words about your sons, I feel like I'm reading echoes of my husband's life. It's a gift you didn't even know you gave me!

from im2qt2kr :

Glad I could bring a little smile your way Ms. Do!

from poolagirl :

Thanks for the note! And thanks for entertaining me this morning. I just loved your description of your ex-spousal unit.

from niceguymike :

He definitely didn't sound like the best date in the world, but, then again, he isn't me. <snort> It is difficult to find the right one -- who isn't already married -- but I feel certain it is worth the wait. At least, that's the example I get from the married friends I have. Oh, and thanks for battling my creature. *laughing*

from hissandtell :

Well, of course you're a witty, intelligent, sexy, wonderful, loving woman with a huge warm heart and beautiful soul. Ergo, he, failing to appreciate those things, is a complete tosser. I mean, gosh. Doesn't every woman want to spend her first conversation with a man hearing all about his ex-wife? Fuckin' wanker man. Let's stuff pudding down his mailbox together, darling. Love, R xxx

from chaosdaily :

yea!! another mac user!! oh and.. why would you LOWER your standards? let him meet your standards! keep em up there!

from dangerspouse :

MEN!! *rolls eyes* If I didn't have my wife chained to the bed, I'd let her read your entry. I know she'd find it amusing. (Thanks for the note at my place, btw :)

from boxx9000 :

thanks for your kind note.

from anonadada72 :

I just wanted to tell you that I appreciate the note you left re: my 100 things entry. Oh, and I like the new template!

from nerddette :

Code currently says: <h2>< class="date">2004-05-22</h2> It should say: <h2 class="date">2004-05-22</h2>

from chaosdaily :

have a good time! and i agree with you, if someone thinks you're that great, they will find it in themselves to talk to you first.

from hissandtell :

Ah yes, but what fun it will be gathering data for a diary entry! I can't wait to hear how Mr Surfers, um, goes...Love, R xxx

from hissandtell :

Go you, ms-do! Love your work! Smooches, R xxx

from niceguymike :

Oh, and I forgot to mention I love your template. Very cheery!

from niceguymike :

Finally, FINALLY, I got a few moments to read your diary. Wonderful! I shall add you to my favorites forthwith, and hope you will forgive me for my long-standing inattention. I seem to have a thing for Queensland women.

from poolagirl :

What a lovely entry - so tender and sweet - almost bittersweet - which is the finest chocolate, you know. A little bit goes a long way. Sam is a lucky man to have known you.

from chaosdaily :

ms., you can always click on diaryland "help section and FAQs", just click to post a question.. although help hasnt been very fast lately....

from boxx9000 :

I see we have friends in common? I'll be back later and I hope to get to know you better. ~Boxx

from nerddette :

Hey CB, All your previous entries appear to be showing in your archive page, and they show that they are on the same page (if you check the url that appears down the bottom). Maybe if you changed your new design to be a weblog diary then the entries would reappear? You can still keep your new fancy colour scheme.. and if you don't wnat weblog format in the future then just put one entry to a page, but at least the weblog format should bring all the others back. They are still appearing in older entries though which is a good thing. t.

from niceguymike :

Um ... I can't help but sell myself short. I'm 5'4". Although I sound much taller in email.

from niceguymike :

Yes, that must be it. I'm a paycheck ho. Or perhaps I just enjoy doing it so much that the money is incidental. I shall leave it to my readers to discover. *laughing*

from olive4ever :

Your explanation makes sense and, frankly, who cares if it's the "official" meaning if you're communicating? I make up words all the time; I guess I just explain things to myself in my own language, then again, that's who I'm amusing most of the time, me!

from olive4ever :

Thanks for adding me -- I've barely scratched the surface, and read only three of your entries, but I'm so very pleased that there's more. You're a treat to read. A quick question (I got out my rhyming slang book but it was no help): Buckley's?

from hissandtell :

Darling do: I love your diary, your notes and your life. You are completely wonderful - even if coffee-guy doesn't think you're a good catch! This entry cracked me up. What an ijit! Love, R xxx

from poolagirl :

WHAAAAA HA HA HA HA! The BOB thing just about knocked me over! How funny!

from chaosdaily :

my son saw something i had written with "bob" in it, and he got all upset thinking that i loved someone else.....

from chaosdaily :

oooo good luck!

from ms-do :

rolls eyes oops posted that one to myself

from ms-do :

Oh yeah i am proud of them! Thanks Hiss enjoy mothers day in the way i'd like to be doing it please for me!!!! smile

from hissandtell :

Your sons sound like wonderful boys who will grow up to be extraordinary men. You must be so very proud. Happy Mother's Day, darling!

from poolagirl :

You are such a lovely writer.

from poolagirl :

Rock on!

from anonadada72 :

Thanks for the note. Glad you enjoyed the read. I hope son's surgery recovery is going well. :~) ~Jess Esq.

from hissandtell :

I'm glad it's over for now - thinking of you both and hoping it'll all get better soon. Love, R xxx

from poolagirl :

You had an imginary horse too? YAY! We sure didn't mind stinky back then, did we? And I like the name Trixie. Gosh, you must have been cute!

from hissandtell :

I'm thinking of you and your lovely boy, and sending you the best of thoughts and wishes for tomorrow. Love, R xxx

from nerddette :

* sigh * ... now I feel bad. I'm sure you're annoyed with me because I came over this afternoon and yabbered on about all my problems and probably interrupted you and whinged and complained about my life and now you're in a bad mood and it's all my fault. * sobs quietly in the corner *. If it makes you feel any better, I feel great now that you cheered me up! Thanks :) t.

from im2qt2kr :

Thanks Ms. Do. It's just a bit hard to think of what to write when all those little men are pounding in your head.

from nerddette :

I, on the other hand, understood every word and it didn't even occur to me that they were "australianisms"! Goodonya ClareBear... :) t.

from parlance :

Me neither..

from mom-on-roof :

I read your 50 things, can't wait for the other half! Love the "chalk and cheese", never heard that before. Also, what on earth is a "singlet"? I'm trying to guess here, at first I thought maybe it was a baby blanket, but snagging your finger on that doesn't make sense. Then I thought, maybe it's a brazziere, but I couldn't see your ex-boyfriend giving you one of his, or you allowing your son to drag one around for comfort. I am, as always, lost in Pennsylvania.

from hissandtell :

Beautiful list, do. Very moving and inspiring, yet amusing too. Now that I know half of everything there is to know about you, I can't wait for the rest! (Oh, and I agree with you completely about girlfriends, too. I do not care at all for the kind of women who toss them aside when a new man comes on the scene.) And thanks so much for your dating advice! Especially the bit about the tongue! I'll keep it in, um, mind. Love, R xxx

from parlance :

=/ I cannot imagine having to bury your own child. It must be the most heartbreaking thing ever.

from hissandtell :

Your week away sounds fabulous, even with the breakages! I'm glad you're back here writing entries, too.

from im2qt2kr :

About the bed...No, no, no, Ms. do-do-do, this just won't do! Don't know if you have it in Aust. but a product called "Gorilla Glue"...GET IT! It works GREAT! If not, my friend keeps her box spring and mattress right on the floor. You don't want to miss another opportunity. wink!

from serenaville :

Please forgive how belated my response is, I have been dealing with some laptop/Internet connectivity technical difficulties, that worsened over time. Please don't worry about the credit for the quiz, I don't expect it. :) I do hope you'll return to read my space again. It was very thoughtful of you to note me! -serena

from anonadada72 :

4/7/04: Thanks for the note. Feel free to stop by any time. :) ~Jess.

from dangerspouse :

Poor kid. Not ALL of us can have Professional Radio Tongues. My wife don't know how good she's got it. Anyway, fantastic story, well told! I laughed hearty, I did. :)

from anonadada72 :

4/6/04: Just a quick note to let you know that I've added you as a favorite and I'm looking forward to more stories like the last one. By the way, I agree regarding the importance of the tongue. ~Jess. :)

from hissandtell :

Fucking hysterical story, do! So, if poor discarded toyboy had had a bigger tongue, things might have been so very different? You're so, um, shallow - no, I mean deep. Fabulous stuff.

from im2qt2kr :

I have no idea either, I just make a mental not to check yours a couple times a week to stay up on the happenin's. Hug!

from im2qt2kr :

I just went back and read some of your entries I've missed. For some reason, under my buddy list, it always shows you as having been 3 months since an update. I have to go to your profile page to get to your diary for some reason, but..you're worth it. What a sweet smile you have, but I have to tell you, you can have MY share of anchoves! ha.

from hissandtell :

Gorgeous photographs, do! You still look completely fabulous. Thanks for your note about James. I knew of all my buddies that you'd be the one who'd most appreciate the story - of course, I think that about you with a lot that I write about. Yes, I'm sure we walked past each other at venues several times. When I met my husband we discovered all sorts of mutual places we'd been years before -it's always quite a buzz to find things like that out! Oh, and I'm eagerly awaiting your collapsed bed story...Love, R xxx

from mom-on-roof :

oh, moms-on-roofs loves a good embarrassing saliva string story!!!! Chuckling alone at the computer, my kids are like, MOM! WHAT is WRONG with you!!!

from sexyoldman :

Thanks for your note about my tribute to older sexy women. I see your daily schedule isn't much different than mine....it revolves almost entirely around running the house and making sure the kids are where they are supposed to be. It's tough.

from chaosdaily :

yea, work work work, and it wouldnt be any different if you had a man in the house, if anything, it would just make more work!!

from dangerspouse :

Wheee! Dueling fart entries!! Listen, I tried the Tic Tac "cure". It worked, up until I shot 5 of them out at once during a particularly vigorous blast. I'm thinking maybe I should just fill my pockets with potpourri until this, uh, passes. BTW, go masturbation!! Let's see pics! (BTW, did you read my entry where the nuns beat me so often that I had a bleeding ulcer at 8 years old? Sheesh, I hate those damn penguins...) Thanks for the nice note :)

from chaosdaily :

oh im lapsed too.... even graduated from a catholic grade school... and refuse to send my kids there, although there are no nuns teaching there anymore. things that used to send you straight to hell are no longer sins... and my mother wonders why i dont go to church.

from britneypink :

What a great opening about the "farts". Right there at work, hey? Keep'm laugh'n ok. =D

from poolagirl :

YAY! You liked the butt lack facial! I am keeping track of your entry! WAHOOOOOO!

from im2qt2kr :

HAPPY HAPPY B-DAY MS-DO!!! Hope it left you completely spoiled! I name inatimate objects too. My computer...Jezabel (she's kinda fisty!) ha.

from hissandtell :

Happy birthday, doll! And happy new job. So glad to see you're back with another entry.

from dangerspouse :

Y'know, I was gonna leave some comment here about your cat...but after I read your entry I'll be damned if I can remember what it was! Joy sounds like a fun gal! I remember making love in a restaurant once, but I didn't have the foresight to wait til the customers were gone. And I was by myself. All in all, I think your plan was better.

from poolagirl :

A lifetime of the Wiggles? You poor dear!

from hissandtell :

Today's entry was pretty darned steamy and intriguing! I hope your diary serves you well to work through these encounters with the cavalcade of less-than-satisfying men who always seem to insinuate themselves into our lives...

from mom-on-roof :

holy crap! had to add you to my list after THAT entry! keep it coming, I live vicariously through others.

from chaosdaily :

lol and you are so right, alcohol and sex do not mix!!

from sexyoldman :

A nude vacuumer? That's something I'd like to see. (Actually nude "anything" pretty much has my interest..lol) Thanks for the note, Mike

from dangerspouse :

Hey Tomboy Soul, I just saw I made your list. Thanks very much! Very flattering :) And I'm glad you're over Phil. Guys with no balls are no fun. Or so I've heard.

from im2qt2kr :

I like your results on the "Beautiful Woman" test, much better than mine (she says with a pout. ha) And, "hissandtell" and "mom-on-roof" are both wonderful people. They are both sweet, dear people I am proud to call my friends. You'll grow to love them both, as I have.

from mom-on-roof :

Not at all, glad to have you reading my drivel! I'm looking over your stuff too, great to have a new buddy! Looking forward to getting to know you better. I'm highly medicated this minute, I may have a rather bizarre few entries coming up, stay tuned!

from hissandtell :

Hello - I'm so honoured you've added me to your favourites. Are you from Brisbane? How on earth did you find me? Love, R xxx

from im2qt2kr :

Sorry, should have said that whenever I click on any of your 12 older entries, it just keeps showing the one entitled "The Truth Hurts" which is your recent one. You should be able to go back and read your older entries too. Check out on mine. If you hit the "Archive" it takes you to the names of all my past entries. You can click on any of them and read the old entries. Yours is not working right.

from im2qt2kr :

Thought I'd tell you. I tried to "snoop" through yours, but when clicked on any of your archive entries, kept getting the same entry over and over. You might want to check it out.

from im2qt2kr :

I see you've added me to your favorites. How nice of you. Thank you, I am flattered.

from nerddette :

You love me :) t.

from nerddette :

Welcome ClareBear! That's my pet name for you :P Your first "proper" entry is great - love the idea of being able to explore your mind with you. Mind you, you've been exploring my inner thoughts for far too long now. This is like watching you dipping a toe into icy cold water, not sure if you want to delve, but I can almost guarantee that before you know it the plunge will be taken and nipple hard swimming will take place. Love that you're here babe. t.

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