AugustDreams: Just a beautiful mess

The rambling thoughts and (mis)adventures of a twisted, deviant little red-haired girl trying hard to make sense of herself and this world.

Offer void where prohibited. May contain monkeys, scrubbing bubbles, bondage, the F-word, ring-tailed lemurs and yellow dye #5.

My favorite diaries:

hot-crumpets profile - diary
comments: "...whilst humming Do do-do doo-doo at an ominous pace, I slowly persuaded the spider to flee... indeed when he saw the huge, dark hallway ahead of him he did the right thing and scooted out where a whole new world awaited him."
peatal profile - diary
comments: "I want to be a scum of the earth manga ka, a writer, an astronaut, an artist, or do voices for cartoon and video game characters. Or I want to name crayons. That would be fun."
badsnake profile - diary
comments: "Yes, that's dog poo under that butterfly."
angelicagirl profile - diary
comments: "Today would have been just as bad as yesterday had it not been for a hilarious ad I saw: "If you have schizophrenia ... You are NOT ALONE." Stupid ads make me and the voices laugh."
larrielou profile - diary
comments: "I got my hair done the other day. She put the foils in, and then went off and read a magazine. 15 minutes passed, when I suddenly heard a strange sound. I looked up - and she was asleep!!! Why do these things happen to me?"
batten profile - diary
comments: "We said goodnight and headed back to our marina. And I fell asleep, starry-eyed, wondering what was going to happen tomorrow..."
timdangerous profile - diary
comments: "Did you know that if you stand next to a saguaro cactus, the wind almost screams through it's needles? It's truly an eerie sound. If you listen carefully, you can hear the desert calling you by name."
claire2kitty profile - diary
comments: "He smiled as he patted my hand and said, �She doesn�t know me, but I still know who she is.� I had to hold back tears as he left. I had goose bumps and thought, �That is the kind of love I want in my life.�"
antipodean profile - diary
comments: "The smoke has extended its reach from the national park where it was conceived, across the flat, glittering expanse of the Adelaide plains, and out to meet the dark, placid waters of Gulf St. Vincent, where I smell it faintly now."
onewndrmuse profile - diary
comments: "The girl was trying to PLUCK HER EYEBROWS IN MY CAR!! Of course, I wouldn't have it, so I gave a really hard left turn and grinned as I heard her screech, "OW!!""
wifemotherme profile - diary
comments: "Ever wonder what happens to a panty liner when you forget to remove it from your panties before you stick them in the washing machine? Blows up with gel, much like a diaper. J did not find this bit of trivia as interesting as I did."
mangofarmer profile - diary
comments: "Basketball, and anything to do with it, is the devil. I admit this very freely: in my four years of college I did not attend a single basketball game. Ha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :-P"
raen profile - diary
comments: "I still wish the goblins would come and take me away right now."
heidiann profile - diary
comments: "The isolation served its purpose when I needed to feel protected... It�s going to be scary and hard and horrible at times to overcome�but no more. No more."
restlessly profile - diary
comments: "Even *I* laughed, because heck, my shoe's sole is coming off and I had to walk in the rain, what other reaction should I have been having? It was either laugh or cry, man."
nosuperman profile - diary
comments: "there are two worlds, college world and home world. when they collide, badness happens."
at13oclock profile - diary
comments: "Hell has frozen over and the Devil is reaching for his sweater! Pigs are flying on gossamer wings! It's actually raining men!Hadriana has a job!"
sixweasels profile - diary
comments: "...flannel jackets smelled like clean fresh straw and woodsmoke when they engulfed me in hugs"
simplysara profile - diary
comments: "Will I ever be myself again? Hopefully... not. I wish I could become the woman I know I have the potential to be."
gumphood profile - diary
comments: "But it�s Tuesday, and wishes aren't granted on Tuesday. They are stomped out."
clarity25 profile - diary
comments: "Yesterday, I went out walking, and somehow ended up in Bathroom stall. I saw weeds and guineapigs -- it was cruel!"
sunnflower profile - diary
comments: "There is grace in consistency of experience when it is a good experience. I need to remember that the next time I do something routine and take it for granted."
candoor profile - diary
comments: "and now, with the Douglas Adams kind of happiness that comes from knowing that whatever can go wrong often will and sometimes the best we can do is sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride, it's time to go to work... "
kraven15 profile - diary
comments: "The return of the mynah! It attempted to enter my bedroom twice this morning. Persistant creature."
pumpkin144 profile - diary
comments: "i ripped myself out of my own apartment and my familiar life and routine and plunked myself down in the middle of this strange new place full of asswads and craptastic cats."
goingloopy profile - diary
comments: "However, her happy little prescription pad more than made up for the retarded headwear. I love Lortab. I love Flexeril. I especially loved them combined and washed down with a small swig of wine."
themoodswing profile - diary
comments: "Book and tea addict. Oscar Wilde fan. History student. Eclectic Pagan. Shopaholic." [Note: I would add Beautiful and Talented to that list.]
golfwidow profile - diary
comments: "Colonel Mustard, in the billiard room, with the lead pipe. It wasn't any sort of challenge. I think I watch too much CSI."
captainron profile - diary
comments: "When the hell did my yard turn into the dining spot for Wild Kingdom? It's 11:40 and there are damn deer eating my bushes like there will be no tomorrow."
vickithecute profile - diary
comments: "Grover is my all time favorite Sesame Street character... I loved the bits where he would be a waiter to some crotchety old guy."
radiogurl profile - diary
comments: "Born in 1957 and apparently still not old enough to know better, but definitely old enough to care."
impetuousme profile - diary
comments: "He looked at me a moment, with his big bright brown kindergarten eyes, but didn't give much away."
cornflake1 profile - diary
comments: "Like the sleepovers you have when you�re 13, minus the scary movies."
herdarlinsin profile - diary
comments: "If you think too much, you lose your mind, and if you feel too much, you lose your heart."
randh profile - diary
comments: "I danced for myself. I never dance. I'm usually the person sitting on the sidelines. As a matter of fact, I hate dancing. But, today, I danced."
moonbaby8u profile - diary
comments: "There is something wrong with my heart. It hurts. And I swore over and over again that I would rip it out rather then feel the pain again."
wistful-blue profile - diary
comments: "There are so many nuts in my family, we should be poured into a bowl of faux crystal and served at company Christmas parties..."
mistresslink profile - diary
comments: "i have a cardboard standup of chewbacca. he lives behind my bed."
alanajar profile - diary
comments: "Yes, that�s right; I�m getting better at ball control. I�m talking tennis people! What were YOU thinking?"
hibiscus101 profile - diary
comments: "today he came and stood thisclose to me to have a conversation with me. crush crush..i have a huge crush. i want i want."
luna-obscura profile - diary
comments: "Life is so big, and the world is so big, I just don�t know that I�m cut out for it."
the-moo profile - diary
comments: "oh but the fun to be had for kittens underneath a Moo-shaped bridge..."
kommkayriel profile - diary
comments: "But the wheat is still there. And I took it with me when I left, because it is inside me now."
threexten profile - diary
comments: "sadly, his name is jeff. really, no more naming your children jeff for the love of god. it should be a law. aren't there enough of them?"
malijoven profile - diary
comments: "And it would splosh and shlomp and blurble and sploooooooossh into these fabulous sand castle mountains. And I would decorate it with shells and crab parts."
wench77 profile - diary
comments: "I enthrall to hear the anti-slip gravel and sand trecked in from the sidewalk clinker up your hose. Oh Vacuum Cleaner, thank you for blessing my home and restoring my sanity."
amedeah profile - diary
comments: "When I see the full moon, (or any other kind of moon for that case) I thank it for being so beautiful and for looking over me."
vibinghigh profile - diary
comments: "Every so often, I get kitten fever."
kungfukitten profile - diary
comments: "My period showed up thirty days late smelling of cheap cologne and even cheaper wine."
sillycake profile - diary
comments: "They're vultures! They really ARE vultures!" you could hear me insanely shouting as I snapped away. I might have frightened some children riding their bicycles near by.
for-you-only profile - diary
comments: "Real women can't always smell like strawberries, and often have flab on their arms. They might have a nostril that is smaller, and most likely have a breast that is smaller too. They've got dirt under their nails sometimes..."
fatbrunettes profile - diary
comments: "There was some Yoga show on and I was completely transfixed. I just had to do some of the moves, too. Of course with my fatness it was more like Faux-ga than Yoga, but whatever."
omniscia profile - diary
comments: "Since my life is wildly out of control, clearly I take it out on my condiments."
sadistiksoul profile - diary
comments: "to ride to hell between those thighs"
picean-dream profile - diary
comments: -Quote Coming Soon!-

My favorite music:

Toad the Wet Sprocket
comments: ...all I want is to feel this way, to be this close, to feel the same all I want is to feel this way the evening speaks, hear it say...
They Might Be Giants
comments: ...everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around...
Sophie B. Hawkins
comments: ...did we not choose each other? are we just heroes for a day? can we not judge each other? I'd rather wipe your tears away...
Gin Blossoms
comments: I guess I must have just been dreaming when I thought I heard myself say no and anyway it looks like no one heard me so here I go...
Buffalo Tom
comments: ...this city's not my own, this world is not my home, but I'll carry it on my back as far as my feet will roam...

My favorite movies:

comments: O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Scary Movie, The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Next Friday, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Once Bitten, Monty Python and the Holy Grail,
comments: Hellraiser, JAWS, Phantasm, Halloween, House on Haunted Hill, Wrong Turn, TCM, The Lost Boys, Monster Squad, Return of the Living Dead
comments: Finding Nemo, Ice Age, Toy Story, Monsters Inc., Tarzan, The Brave Little Toaster, Daffy Duck's Quackbusters
comments: Pirates of the Caribbean, Indiana Jones series, The Mummy, The Italian Job, Die Hard, Jurassic Park series, Honeymoon in Vegas, Pulp Fiction, Tombstone, The Italian Job
comments: LoTF: FoTR, A Knight's Tale, The Time Machine, Ever After,

My favorite authors:

comments: Jim Davis, Bill Waterson, Berkley Breathed, Darby Conley, Patrick F. McManus, Erma Bombeck, Mike Nelson, Tim Allen
comments: Clive Barker, Graham Masterton, Richard Mattheson, Shirley Jackson, Peter Straub, H. P. Lovecraft, Edgar Allen Poe
comments: Laurell K. Hamilton, Tad Williams, Mercedes Lackey, David Eddings, J. R. R. Tolkien, Robert Aspirin, Douglas Adams, J. K. Rowling, Jules Verne
General Fiction
comments: Walter Dean Meyers, John Grisham, Judy Blume, Beverly Cleary, Lois Lowry, Michael Crichton, Max Brand
comments: Nick Arnold, Anita Ganeri, Xavier Maniguet, Terry Deary, Joyce Tyldesley

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