messages to bevin:
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from howiwonder :
the dress from David's Bridal is actually really pretty in the front, and the details comes in all kinds of colors. i considered it before we decided to get married in pajamas. mine were blue silk. also very pretty.
from quiconque :
The shiny sink shit IS crazy. I like how you're supposed to warn your family not to mess up the shininess of the sink. How is anyone going to do the dishes? Or does she assume everyone had automatic dishwashers? It is a crazy cult. But I'm not married. So, I can sit at my computer all day, undressed, and it offends no one, not even God.
from heidiann :
I too am a fan of ProFlowers. FYI, if you click the "heard about us on the radio" button and enter in "danny" as the code, you get a free vase with your order. =)
from heidiann :
Holy mary mother of god. Those pictures are too hot for words.
from dirtylinda :
There is a girl on ANTM who I know, too! Your girl is prettier, though. I hope your girl wins.
from quiconque :
Bevin, I have a friend who used to work for Martha and she was shrewish to him, but I didn't care because he always brought me free Martha products like high thread-count sheets, downy comforters, and scented candles. Now that you and I are BFF, I expect some freebies if you get chosen to be Martha's apprentice. You know I'd do the same for you.
from zaziel :
Forgive me, Sir Bevin, I'm such an ass. I don't how long ago you left me a note requesting admittance to the Dooty Nadog. I'm sorry to have missed your Yellow Missive in georg's guestbook. Would you consider leaving another, so that I might have something of your wit to record in the Dooty Nadog Book of Honor?
from jessicaladny :
Seriously, it's really the former Jessica Ladny of UC Davis. Sorry I ripped on your friends Picnic Day however many years ago. For me, it never did live up to the hype though. Bummer.
from fuckingslag :
yup, it is fabulous
from ladyjustice :
Thanks for the offer! I found a pet sitter who works for the vet right across the street from my house. It'll cost me $70 bucks, but the stinkers can stay cozy in their own home.
from quiconque :
Bevin, is Sooner dead?
from ladyjustice :
Get thee to a doctor! You've got some amazingly familiar-sounding symptoms, sweetheart. That whole "can't get out of bed in the morning" thing...um, did that. It SUCKS. The "ooh, nothing inspires me" thing...yeah, did that too. I'm just saying... For now, I'm off to pay bail on a good friend. Call me someday. 609.865.0761. We live too close to become strangers.
from citizenjane :
number one: i am sorry about your wallet! that is so fucking lame. number two: i rode the path train last night for the first time. i am in jersey city right now.
from quiconque :
You are still absolutely gorgeous. And my crush on Sooner has increased tenfold. What a classy pair in front of the Justice Facility! Who took the picture?
from heidiann :
If I were Pepe, I'd prefer the short vase. I find the tall one to be too constricting. Perhaps I'm projecting. Perhaps not. But the short vase gets my vote. Is that from Ikea? Because I think I have it too!
from quiconque :
You are absolutely gorgeous!
from uberfrau :
As a fellow student in Woman, Nation, and Colonialism, I thought you'd be interested in the following: Dear Friends, > >I want to let you know that Gloria Anzaldua died >this Friday, in her >Santa Cruz home, apparently of complications from >diabetes. Gloria co-edited >the classic This Bridge Called My Back (with Cherrie >Moraga), This Bridge >We Call Home (2003, with AnaLouise Keating), and >wrote Borderlands/La >Frontera among her many published works. Gloria had >a rare, fierce love >for justice, and she enacted that in a personal way >in every encounter. She >was generous, gentle, kind, funny, compassionate and >brilliant. She >worked always to bring "women of color >consciousness" to the front of our >struggles for change. Those of you who knew her, >personally or >through her work, know what a great loss her passing >is. Those of you who >are just hearing of her -- allow yourselves to find >her work and be >inspired. May we all honor her spirit by matching >her committment to >honesty and love. >
from aidawrites :
hey, thanks for the website help, i figured it out and it was just what you said, im learning all this stuff firsthand too, its fun but a bitch sometimes.
from sooner :
Please tell Kaia that I have begun carrying around a laser pointer keychain in anticipation of using it to taunt her mercilessly upon our next meeting.
from sooner :
Per Benrick if you date boys your type might be Beefcake, Mr. Nice Guy, Loaded, Married with Kids, Sleazeball, or Handsome Prince. If you date girls your type might be Dumb Blonde, Clever Brunette, Wild Redhead, Lesbian, Nag, or Cold Fish. I wonder if the life changing part comes from limiting your understanding of your type to these heterocentric and mildly misogynistic categories, and if I've completely defeated the changing of me by choosing a type outside of those listed. I suppose only time will tell. One year from now if I'm not completely transformed "radical style" then you and I will know why.
from sooner :
It is my understanding that there is to be hanging out on Wednesday. I'm out of baklava, but I will try to make more before the hanging out of us. I can't make promises tho. My apartment is in shambles right now as I've not cleaned it in like for ever so I'd prefer we not have the hanging out here this time. Next time, I'm totally about the having people over. I just don't have time to clean it up and I don't want to be like embarassed or anything. And I don't have excuses like I just moved, because I totally moved like 18 months ago or something. You should call me on my cell phone so we can work out the details of the hang. Also, if I'm not mistaken, Wednesday is "be gay for a day" day only it says that the gays are supposed to be straight for a day so that would totally be a great day for me to be hanging out with at least one glamorous fem with the breasts to stare at. I left the book on my desk at work so tomorrow I will detail the check list for types. You are so right, I should have included all of that information in the original post.
from sooner :
the book recommends that I "follow his adventures" throughout the year. I have, however, taken it upon myself to attempt to insinuate myself into Jonas' life. Tomorrow I'll blog about how I'm attempting to do that.
from e-volve :
I just got my hair cut and have that flippy thing going on as well. It took three days for me to switch from the round brush to the fat curling iron. The flips are a pain in the ass!
from sooner :
Oh, and I'm glad you logged on to check out my life changing adventure. I will try to never disappoint.
from sooner :
Oh, Bevin. It was! It was the hardest day of all! Unfortunately I'm working all weekend, so I've got to get to bed early on Friday. How's next weekend looking for you?
from sooner :
I want to have sex with that pin up girl.
from sooner :
Let's just say I feel really refreshed.
from ringoffire :
I am sad because A) Elizabeth is not listed in the "cast" portion of your diary yet and B)You have not chosen a single entry of mine as a favourite. Do explain. :)
from heidiann :
Here are the ones I have. http://heidiann.diaryland.com/lincoln.html Do we match!?
from heidiann :
Okay, weird. I just bought pin up girls in martini glasses prints off of eBay a month or two ago. And am using pin-up girls as my main theme. AND plan to devote an entire section to Les Toil girls. That's almost spooky! Get out of my head, Bevin, get out of my head!
from lechatsage :
Hey! I'm just a shameless schmooze when it comes to weddings. Either that, or I put on a good show once someone has given me one or two weak drinks. I haven't really figured it out yet... Pity Lady J and roomie can't make it west one more state! (And we need to do Tucson again, dear! Miss you!)
from curejeff :
your diary rocks! if you look at mine you will realize rather quickly that i'm not nearly so cool.
from ladyjustice :
Hey, Bossman is willing to kind of foot the bill for medical attention - he's got a doctor that we send lots of work to who would probably be willing to see you at a greatly reduced rate! And he is a real doctor - not one of those quacks that some attorneys send clients to! I hope you're feeling better.
from mulher :
It's the strangest thing .... I can't get my usual dose of Bevin at work now since the filters are now stopping your page from coming up because of "Adult content" ... never happened before! Now I must wait until I get home for some Bevinsinha. This makes me very sad.
from anat :
stupid gb.com. anyway, a few things- one, I don't wear pantyhose except when they accent my outfit. But when I do wear them, I wear a thong under them cause I don't like the feel of pantyhose against my girlybits. I find pantyhouse in general to be irritating. also, I would fucking love for you to burn me a copy of dilate. where shall i send tribute for such a thing? and, last but not least- there are pictures from the drag king bonanza up on planetout.com and ken las vegas is on there looking very much like George Michael. :)
from iustitia :
On Oct 02 at 8 pm, the Out and Equal Conference's cabaret show -- Pantages Theater, 710 Hennepin Ave, Minneapolis -- should be good. You can get a huge margarita at the Chevy's across the street from the theater. Enjoy Minneapolis!
from dreamhigh :
oh man! i have a thing for texas and i luv mullet hunting. i'm impressed. you have good tase!
from fertility :
haha how fun, we have the same hobby, I am a mullet-hunter as well.
from peth :
thank you, Bevin! And congrats to you on Netflix, is seems a wonderful thing!
from peth :
green beans! now you have passed on the craving like a bad cold!
from anat :
the GB was misbehaving... That dress is kick ass! unfortunately, I can't do that crossover front with the way my boobs are set. :( But that was very much my taste.
from peth :
I completely forgot about the Bobbits.
from sooner :
D. I left a long explination of why I think it's D, but signmyguestbook seems to have eaten it. Am I right?
from ladyjustice :
dude, I was just lookin' for airfare to london... if you can delay going till sometime in September/October, I'll do my best to get the money together and go with you.
from sooner :
Oh, Bevin. I didn't actually doubt you, it's just that my brain could not really grasp the events you detailed immediately. It took a few minutes.
from sooner :
the last five entries have been added to my index page. As per your request. As for Judge Selma, she is aware of the pretzel shenanigans, but cannot be bothered to weigh in. However, one strongly senses that if pressed she would come out firmly on the side of Ellen.
from sooner :
Oh, I think being a prof or LRW lecturer would be a dreamy job. But they're so very difficult to come by. As for publishing my Cassandra theory.... hmmm. Maybe I should look into that.
from sooner :
Oh, and first how did the interview go, and second, how was the trip? Will there be bevin entries on either or both?
from ladyjustice :
Why, Yes, Yes I am part of the great Underground Puppy Railroad.
from sooner :
Bevin. Bring a second writing sample and keep it fresh and neat in your brief case. Then, if the judge asks for a second sample you'll have one. If he doesn't you may choose to ask him if he wants it. For my judge, the less paper the better, so she would say no. Of course, every judge is different so that Selma tidbit is really irrelevant information. Just like most of the stuff you're packing into your head for the bar.
from devouredsoul :
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from brownboy :
of course you can stay with me.... I think the meateater wants to have a barbecue in Pitman. we still have to hammer it out. I'll let you know the details once they become available. 8-)
from sooner :
I remembered another true thing. She has really been complaining that her dress is now far too big except in the bustline since she lost all that weight on account of her rectal examinations.
from sooner :
also, I'm thinking of expanding the soonerverse by writing a diary from prison. Thoughts?
from sooner :
Well, the truth is always in flux when it comes to the princess. I don't know that any of it is true in the sense that it happened. However, much of it is true in that she truly said those things with a straight face and the expectation that I would believe her. Those "true" bits are as follows. Mom was really attacked by 7 rabid wolves while taking out the trash. Mom got bitten. Mom called Billy to come rescue her. Billy took her to the hospital. Animal control said they could do nothing about the foxes until November because it wasn't hunting season even though the foxes are rabid and biting humans and forming an ever expanding pack in a neighborhood. Billy thinks he may have to secretly kill the foxes out of season to protect Princess and her family and to avoid prosecution. Princess thanks God she was not home at the time so that she doesn't have to go through the hell of a rabies treatment, but she is afraid to let her cat out when she is home because the pack of wild foxes may eat Whiskers up.
from sooner :
Oh, yes. I know that photo. It is among the judge's least favorites!
from sooner :
sometimes it's not lies. do you remember which magazine?
from ladyjustice :
The Meateater sent me one picture of me from the Ball. I wasn't trashed in that one. Were there more pictures of me?
from ladyjustice :
I finished the MicroMash evaluation today!! Yay! Now I can move onto to reading the four (4) one-inch thick "review" books! Huzzah! Damn it.
from sooner :
Actually, I think I already know that dance! We will be a hit! But I will be dressed as a male because I'm a real ugly midget girl. And also I don't want to shave the beard. I hope that's ok.
from sooner :
No, I've not got the soundtrack. But I want it. And thanks for the understanding about the hair. My mullet is such a part of my identity now that I can't even imagine myself without it.
from sooner :
I'm shooting for a purple ordination in the green month of October in the yellow year of 2004. I will not, however, cut my mullet. Not even for your ceremony. You may wig me if you choose, but the mullet remains.
from sooner :
not only have I seen "A Mighty Wind," I've recently converted and have become a color witch.
from sooner :
you are just used to being able to see the long silky mullet that falls down between my shoulderblades. In that photo, My midget head, and therefore my midget mullet, did not clear the seat. Even with my booster!
from sooner :
I don't know of anyone who has had their credit cards changed, but I do know of one, not svo, who has had it put on for new accounts he's opened. I can't imagine there would be a problem with reissuing. They do it for hetero unions in which one party changes last names. Why wouldn't they do it when you've earned a title?
from lechatsage :
I was told that we're espuires once we graduate from law school. This isn't official, just second-hand silliness!
from gendermayhem :
ok, bev, you and I need to invade Chicago because those kings are hot to trot. Jeff Stroker. Yes. Bill Gemini! hello?! The number that you missed was really cute. 2 tickets to the Windy City, please. :)
from sooner :
perhaps, though only if not for blogging. You know I'm shy.
from santoshchase :
I like the Kung Foo Fighting Hampster, as that was the first one I ever saw. My friend's Mike and Erica got one a long time ago and it was heinous but pretty funny. Their Saint Bernard eventually tore its fur off and it was just a little, mechanical monster that convulsed and sang Kung Foo Fighting. My pseudonephew has one that sings "doctor doctor, give me the news... I got a bad case of loving you." The kid is four and runs around, sticking the hampster out from around a corner, hiding himself so it looks like the hampster is hovering, singing this song. The pseudonewphew sings it a lot now, too. There ARE bad side effects of dancing hampsters. This is one of them.
from arielkay :
amatuer dragging means i'm an independent and haven't joined a troupe, kinda do guest appearances, requests, or contesting.
from lechatsage :
Heya Bevin! You're not unemloyed! You're an "at liberty, freelance attorney!" Thanks for the note, hon! Love ya!
from kyousha :
I'm 43% gay. I'm open minded on both sides even out on the streets. o.O Heh, yeah I took that quiz too.
from ladyjustice :
Oh dear, I scored 60% on that quiz.
from arielkay :
Hey Bevin, my king name is actually Jimi Slipinslider - I was doing a play on words Ariel the Dyke (ariel's my grrl name) and Jimi the King (as in I do kinging). Is that too confusing? Should I change it? I do amature with the SD Kings Club in San Diego, CA. Glad to know there are other hot Jimi's out there, actually I get the cute word a lot from grrls and damn I wish I was straight from boys. Another troupe has asked me to join them Latin Rhythm Creations, however, I am not latino - though I do look it. I doubt they know this though.
from whyihateyou :
OF COURSE I TRIED FUCKING CLUB SODA! IT DON'T WORK, OK? WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, ANYWAY, SOME KIND OF MORON?!
from whyihateyou :
Once I was hating you so much that I actually made a little poop stain in my panties and then I smelled like shit all day and all the boys were like, "Eunice, you fucking stink," so I went into the bathroom and tried to wash, but I couldn't reach and that was the moment I first realized that my hate for you was not just hate. No. My hate for you, Bevin, is FUCKING EPIC!
from brownboy :
Oh Bevin, such praise is undeserved. And especially coming from you. I'm truly flattered. But you have to be careful, though. More goading like that and my diary will turn into an incredibly annoying digest of stupid, high-flown hot air. Even more than it already is. Gawd.
from weeme :
man...all the girls have a crush on Sooner.
from sooner :
you didn't call me.
from peth :
Oh, Bevin, have a wonderful time at the Law School Prom!
from peth :
what? what? why? lemon pepsi?
from greatgadfly :
PS: All your notes are belong to Sooner.
from greatgadfly :
It's a fitting commentary that I can't even remember to mail my phone bill, but I can remember the entire history of the song "This Wheel's On Fire". I can recite all the lyrics to the Xanadu soundtrack in sequence, but I can't tell you what I did at work on Friday. EEK
from gendermayhem :
greetings... I got your message.. Consider it done! I actually snagged two copies anyway, accidentally. But obviously it was for a good reason. Yes, I know what you mean about celebrity crushes. Those two.. argh.
from sooner :
I figured I'd ask you on account of you being, you know, a lesbo.
from sooner :
The princess has gone in for an "emergency gyno" which prevents her from coming to work today or tomorrow. Do you have any idea what this means?
from sooner :
all your notes are from me now. I'm the king of Bevin's notes.
from sooner :
have you been to visit Wesley today? His shower fantasy finally came true and he learned not to let the water come down in your faces when you're trying to make out.
from sooner :
Poor Dan Hunt. Wait! What am I saying?! Dan Hunt is a massive tool! And now he's done something else toolish!
from sooner :
I love that!
from sooner :
Also, please tell the other you that I'm beginning to resent being locked out.
from sooner :
There may be no chester drawers, but how about this? "Right before dinner Rach was over at my room and we were both singing showtunes from Chicago, I wish that Blubster had more sense we only downloaded like two! Anyways we were both singing the song Cell Block Tango... if you get the chance to go watch Chicago go... I will definitely have to go back sense I really didnt watch too much of the movie. I was too busy messing around with DAVE. Do you think its bad to mess around in a movie theater? What about in your parents house while they are home? (Oh yeah my family doesnt know I am gay) I sent DAVE a greeting from Yahoo! and I put 87 really's on it... sense we are not using the L word..." http://suburblife.diaryland.com/030325_85.html COME ON! Just try and tell me that's not Wesley.
from sooner :
still more evidence. http://suburblife.diaryland.com/030222_83.html "Anyways enough of the sappy stuff, now to the really juicy stuff like dreams and shopping at Gap, and things like that."
from sooner :
more evidence. http://suburblife.diaryland.com/030324_96.html "Friday: DAVE called me when I was at the gas station, totally gone, he was wasted. He was really sad and pathetic. All he could do is sit on the floor at his friends house, sit there talking to me. Being sick and lying there. All he could say is that he wanted me right there and that he wouldnt have done this if I were in town. It kind of makes me feel bad that I am four hours away, and I cant be there for him all the time. I mean I wish I could have just got up and left for St. Louis, but I had hair dye on me. I would have been bleached blonde and that would have not been good." I really think it's Wesley.
from sooner :
Hey I think I found Wesley. http://suburblife.diaryland.com/030221_37.html "Oh and the night time dream... it only gets better... (Disclaimer... if you dont want to read about gay male sex then dont read any further... i mean its only a dream but it was all tooo real.) I am this teacher just a few years into my career, this hip cool teacher who everyone loves... and not in that way... but a like love. Haha... anyways... funny little thought in head... :) hehe... ummmm ... where was i...oh yah... i was sitting in front of the class and one of my best students ask me if i am gay... i stumble for a while and then say Yes, i am... he pulls me aside and says i have an uncle and he is gay and really hot... give him a chance. So i do... WOW!! The passion was incredable. The pecks on this guy were rock solid, the abs flat but not to chisled, just right. His blonde highlighted brown hair brought a smile to my face every moment i saw him. His cute smile, his little dimples, and his sexy ears, all perfect. Ok to the good stuff, the sex scene. We started over a good bottle of wine... i believe a good 90 but that doesnt matter. We slowly moved to the bed or was it the kitchen... oh the kitchen was after the bed... to the bedroom. He slowly undressed me and i slowly undressed him. The heat from the fire made him sweat just a little, just enough to release his intoxicating smell, and the fire light shown brightly off his sweet ass body. To be continued....if you want to hear the rest stay tuned..."
from ladyjustice :
Oh dear Bevin, do you see just how whiny and uptight the class behind us is? do you see? and isn't it just so frustrating? These people, these whiny, self-centered little shits will be ATTORNEYS...oh, the inhumanity of it all!
from greatgadfly :
Here's the crazy thing: I just read your entry from today, right before you left me that note! I left a guestbook entry but it got eaten by the evil Internet gods...it said something like "I refuse to believe Celine Dion wrote that song...she was a mere coccoon of a fetal raccoon-eyed extraterrestrial when that song came out!" Then I suggested that maybe her husband wrote it and that maybe he's Frosty the Snowman. Kisses!
from daramane :
Hello, Bevin. I'm just wondering. You're a homosexual, correct?
from peth :
I name a lot of my sims 'challie'. I don't have sims of me.
from sooner :
How did you get my pic? How? Follies in a bar? Fun new twist. You may read anything of mine you feel is appropriate. I need a few days before I will know for sure if I can attend. Where did my pic come from! I can't believe you've exposed me this way! I thought you were my friend.
from gendermayhem :
I definately think you could pull it off by making the signs smaller. I got a mental picture of picketing-type signs. I did get the part of you sneaking off with the dough. Good stuff. Are you talking about Saturday's show at the Apex? I think I'm going to that too! Whoop! Good luck getting ready for it.. and have fun!
from gendermayhem :
greetings- the "Exes in Texas" bit was fab. Your character ("Dick Carrier", right?..) really gave off that shady politician vibe. Maybe it was the dark glasses. No, it was everything. A "trust me, I can sell you ANYTHING" vibe... well done. I also liked your "bioqueen" number at the beginning. I'm a sucka for rhinestones and feathers. And sideburns and packies. Oh hell, what a fun night it 'twas.
from ringoffire :
Oh no. I have not renamed my fetus. He is still Leroy II (after Leroy the Mouse). Braden is my friend Judy's new baby. Sorry for the confusion.
from gendermayhem :
psst. hello. I tried to join the dragking ring again, but I don't think it did anything. Approve me? If you do I will shower you with endless praises of your rhinestone bracelets and feathery boas... ah-ha! I was at the 5-Spot. I'm not a psychic, like you were thinking, which I knew, because I'm psychic. I'm also overtired. Please approve me. I need kinging guidance. Graci. :)
from boigrrl1der :
well I'm going to give you boigrrl1der@diaryland.com because this is a public diarynote...and all that jazz. But that will go straight to my inbox. YOU ROCK!
from boigrrl1der :
I don't know if I've ever said this...but I LOVE your diary. I read it every time you update. I was wondering though if you could get me a code for livejournal? Please. :)
from brownboy :
Oh, Bevin. If you keep talking like that, I just might be tempted to give Kim a run for her money. ;-)
from spunkygypsy :
Hola, darling Bevin! I miss you quite a bit too--it has been <i>ages</i> since we've gotten together. Meep. I don't know the dates for Sleaze Week, but I hope we are not the cause of you missing the Ball, as that would be crappy. However, I must say that I am hella rockin hardcore excited about y'all coming to SLC. I shall gather all my compatriots together for it, and hopefully we can go out afterwards. Huzzah :)
from boigrrl1der :
You're puppy is sooo cute. :)
from citizenjane :
you're right. it just isn't fair. he is god.
from brownboy :
Oh, Bevin. I'm not going with the boy. I'm going with my sisters and the grand matriarch of the Silva family, Grandma Albertina. I'll be there Sat. night, so I'm only available to hang out with you on Fri. night. Is that OK?
from pitty-sing :
you WERE there, and you were wearing a leopard print cap.
from mopsiehoney :
Bevin: I'm so sorry to hear about your friend. How tragic to have life cut short so unexpectedly. I was torn up just reading your entry so I'm sure you are having a rough time. I think it's great that you are doing that benefit... what a wonderful tribute.
from badlock :
Bevin, I'm so sorry to hear about the death of your friend. Hug from me. Bad
from lechatsage :
Good luck on the petit fours. I've never made them, mostly because they seemed like such persnickity work for such little reward, serving-wise, so hats off to you for trying! Let me know how they turn out!
from rosesjopetal :
love Tales from the City. Welcome to Philly. Now go home. Not really only kidding. So I see nothing about leather dykes. So sad.
from ladyjustice :
oh, dearest, convo spanish conflicts with my class schedule, otherwise I'd be taking Spanish. The classes are offered through Camden County Community College. And they're cheap: $55 for 8 classes.
from hucksterfinn :
i know this is a little late, but montana from rw:boston almost moved into my room in san francisco when i moved to chicago. thigh highs boots and all.
from citizenjane :
I admit it. Not only was there "Jane Russell" hair on the boots, there was also "Elvis, the hound dog" fur on the sweater when I arrived. I am quite the EO lover.
from citizenjane :
Happy Bevin Day! Have a great birthday celebration.
from kingmax :
Hiya Bevin. Remeber me? Maybe this will help. "Dude. . . totally. . .dude!" I'm a friend of Becky and Christie. We met at IDKE. I'd like to get in touch with you soon so look me up please. Take Care! DUDE!
from tilurdead :
hey Bevin...I have been reading your diary for awhile now. I think it is rather interesting. Anyway I just wanted to say that I can relate to how you feel with your mom not getting the drag king thing. My mom is a lesbian as well and when I started performing she wanted nothing to do with it. Even now two and a half years later she still just ignores it. It kinda hurts cause I think I do some really cool stuff I would like her to see and her being a lesbian I would think should make it easier for her to come out to the bar. It somehow doesn't though. Anyway this is getting long. I just wanted to let you know I can relate....
from sociofemme :
Sorry bevin... I tried to add you to the list and the form just deleted everybody. Know that you are in my heart, regardless...
from sugarcoma26 :
her royalty was too tired to write her own entry...i am happy that someone could pick up the tab for her. i bet she made a really hot king though...please post some pictures.
from sugarcoma26 :
have fun tonite. i'm sure you'll make a FABULOUS drag king.
from sugarcoma26 :
i guess you'll never know. although i can't BELIEVE you don't remember. tell you what, if you guess right, i'll let you know.
from sugarcoma26 :
nothing more than what it says... youre exactly the way that i remember you, that's all. i hope youre well. i am glad you had such a lovely holiday with your girl. i'm glad youre back safe and sound and strutting your stuff in philly.
from sugarcoma26 :
you haven't changed at all girl.
from sooner :
I just want to say in regard to this baby dangling plan, that I'm in. If there's anything you need, any support or supplies, let me know.
from weeme :
o bevy... I'm not certain what role i should play... I'm seeking Sooner's counsel on the subject. I really excell at hopping usefully on one foot and arm flapping. Also squealing with alarm. Will that do?
from weeme :
yes, the ensemble IS of utmost importance as is strategic make-up and nail colour. I'm thinking demure pastels and a long, gauzy (sp?!) floral scarf that would wave delicately in the wind like a beautiful banner of tragic baby peril. But on further rumination, perhaps baby dangling requires a stronger statement like vibrant Pucci prints or Versace. Hmmm... let me investigate this some more and get back to you. The one thing I know for sure is that the baby's head must be swathed in white and you will have to get a v. bad nose job, or at least give the appearance of having had a v. bad nose job. I'm sorry. I know that won't be pleasant for you and your current nose is such a precious, adorable thing. But baby dangling is an art and we must all sacrifice for the sake of art.
from weeme :
oooo beauteous Bevy. I understand that the dangling of goldfish is passe now. Dangling babies from great heights is all the rage though. Perhaps you'd like to dangle an infant for me? I think that would be delicious and novel and if we do it right, might get us on CNN and our very own E! Hollywood Story. Wouldn't that be something! My next door neighbor has a 2-month old that would do the trick, I think. She's about 12 pounds, good danglin' weight! All we need now is to pick a venue.
from qtktgrl :
I did work at the Avid Reader! I don't now because I live in big bad LALA land. Happy Halloween.
from spunkygypsy :
Darling, I shall be perusing those diaries for certain. Gracias!
from onepinksock :
'and if a double decker bus, crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.' yes, romantic indeed. there is nothing wrong with a bit of romance and morbidity, right?
from greatgadfly :
Rosie's in the middle of a deep, deep Lea DeLaria moment. LGBT non-profit event coordinators across the land wring their hands as if the coming of the sideways mullet were a puff of smoke from the Vatican. Oy.
from rightangle :
Hey miss b- i know you are hot to trot for one ken las vegas and stumped on where to find a photo of the world famous king in his cop outfit.... well, as a shameless ploy to curry brownie points with you I have this link: http://www.puckerup.com/peep_show/drag%20king%20show%202/jeffstroker.jpg beijos, mel
from gardenflower :
Eat those frog legs and don't you settle!!!!
from ringoffire :
YOU MET ANEESA??!! Wow! I love RW sightings. They are the best. You feel almost cool for sighting a pseudo celebrity. Now, if you HOOK UP with her....
from weeme :
o dangler! You made me laugh OUT LOUD twice today. That's very impressive as i tend to be one of those freakish interior gigglers. Thanks for the comment. I think.
from weeme :
darling dearest dangler of things ... if it's not too much trouble, do you think I could have a comment? On your faves list I mean. I would like that. I would like that very much. I think that I would like that almost as much as a dangle of fish. Yes, indeed. And thank you for being so understanding about my uncooperative keyboard. You know of course that I would respect you in the morning, no matter what. And in the afternoon and evening too. But too much respect at night can get in the way sometimes, don't you agree?
from ringoffire :
I am sorry Nakramento scares you. What is LadeeLeroy and where can I read it??!!!
from weeme :
Sweetest Bevinsky....o yes. I would like you to dangle rubber things for me. I would like that very much. On an entirely different note, I feel it necessary to warn you that educated though I am, my computer keyboard is not very fond of me and likes to insert all manner of typos in my communiques at every given opportunity. This is something you will have to overlook as we continue in our correspondence. Just so you know. Just so you know it's not me. It's the keyboard. It's ALWAYS the keyboard. Really.
from weeme :
I must hasten to add that I have never ever been yo a place with rubber goldfish on the ceiling. Never. Isn't that SAD?
from weeme :
ooooOOO bevy ... Have just read your last entry and you are just TOO KEWL for me. hangin' with tarot card readers and people named Dimples, strolling the streets of NYC, cosmopolatian in hand (see? I can't even spell cosmo-what's-it!!!) I'm not worthy. Please remove me from your favorites at once.
from ringoffire :
It is always so sad when a loved one dies. I remember this e-greeting I saw soon after my dog, Topper, was put to sleep. It had these little critters, walking toward the light and it said, "God Bless Our Furry Friends." That is how I'll always remember Special Needs Cell Phone. As a furry, furry friend...sniff!
from spunkygypsy :
I just got back a pic of me with my Kisses body painting. All I can think is <i>WHY</i> weren't more grrls kissing me?! I am HOT! Lurve to my favorite Bevin (and I do know more than one).
from weeme :
oooo bevy....I shall remedy that situation THE MOMENT I clear my house of in-laws. Promise.
from spunkygypsy :
Yes, but I cannot figure out how to save the image as a jpeg. I get computer illiterate sometimes, and I think this must be one of them.
from sooner :
I have recently discovered the head butt. I'm right at abdomon level, so it's most effective. I've not kicked anyone since.
from sooner :
Dear Bevin, They have provided me with a suitable accomidation in that they have had a barber's chair specially installed at my desk. Every morning when I get here, I climb up into the seat, and when I'm climbing up I'm all ass and elbows so I try to get here before everyone else. I have decorated my barber's chair with zebra fur pillows. Once I am seated, I grab the lever on my right and start pumping. It's hard work for my tiny midget biceps, but worth it. Once I'm finally up and in place, I begin praying that I will not have to go to the bathroom until lunch, because I'm really just kind of stuck up here on my perch. Then, at the end of the day I turn the release valve and I sink slowly down to the floor level on a cush of evacuating air. Those law school phonebooks are a thing of the past, I'm happy to say!
from qtktgrl :
I think that I'm developing a little crush on you. I love your diary and sense of humor. Have a great show!
from ringoffire :
Should I do a "100 things about me" issue too?
from mulher :
i had to cut out of property for a few so i could catch up on diaries and say hello to a few folks.... that's how bad it's getting in class these days with the goofballs all yelling and fighting over the difference between fee simple determinable and condition--- blah blah blah
from gaystories :
*Spread the word* Wesley's Gay Tales is back yet under new "Management" Actually new name and new look... Http://GayStories.DiaryLand.Com Graphic in nature so beware before you read
from sooner :
John is toying with forces out of his control. John should be careful, or he will be hated. I'm still determining if I will be here or in DE on the weekend you asked about.
from gardenflower :
Mischevious. Yes, The Boy is. Takes one to know one.
from egbridges :
Howdy to another michfestgrrrl. I camped in crafts (this involved a minor scam of pretending i was someone's gf) so as to hang w/ a friend of mine. Fyi, you are now on my bud list. Laters.
from addieplum :
what about me? can't i have a prize for noticing your hickey but tactfully refraining from mentioning it?? or are you still mad about that copy-machine incident?
from raven72d :
I suppose no one (except maybe in L.A.) has done coffee-flavored cosmos yet, have they...? You do such a clever and fun diary...
from autumnal :
definately coffee
from oohlala :
I totally forgot to mention BioQueens in my entry, but their existence and title totally blew my mind. You've opened doors to new worlds of gender bendiness!
from peth :
And now we have BioQueens? Life for me has become so very complicated. I had something else I wanted to say, and the concept of BioQueens has made me forget it. Oh, Happy Employment! Happy OverEmployment!
from mulher :
I sent Air France the letter, maybe they'll give me a free ticket and we can jet off to the south of France??? No??? Well, a Mulher can dream, can't she???
from btchelicious :
HAH! I just saw your banner for the first time!
from brownboy :
sweetie. you can spoon with me anytime you want. an in fact, i think i'm in the need for some cuddly, spooning action. 8(
from sooner :
Eunice is so mad at you that she is will not be consoled. I don't know what you said to her, but if I have to spend one more moment on the line with her I will have to beat you up. Make nice. I'm serious.
from addieplum :
oh, nothing is set in stone...i was just jealous that theresa was getting away with it and i wasn't...
from addieplum :
booze fest in the law library! thursady! be there or be square!
from sooner :
Oh Bevin. I think I got gay hated.
from sooner :
Please don't expose my squirrel rampage. I could get in trouble. Re: Coffee. Oh, yes. I work at the library until about 9. Coffee at 9:10? What's your schedule? I need details!
from ladyjustice :
ok, ok, you're right: I should have mentioned that I'd like to be back in my first year, but with all the knowledge that I currently have.
from spunkygypsy :
Well ya know, I haven't mentioned it here because I don't wanna jinx it, but she is seriously considering coming to Michie...I am quite excited, because it would be everso fun to have a traveling companion (and she's so darn cute, too). Teehee. Think happy thoughts.
from btchelicious :
You are sooo incedibly fabulicious!
from hucksterfinn :
oh, bevin, i heart you AND your gender-fuck. if you decide to become a stripper a la demi moore in striptease, i'll be there with bells on to stuff 20s down your boxer briefs.
from spunkstar :
Great entry! I should bottle my heartbreak and sell it... what could it be named? The Best Friend
from brownboy :
bevin. let's hang out and indulge our FEVAH togethah. i miss you bitch. WHERE ARE YOU? and you're coming up when pas is in town, right? RIGHT?
from anx :
Your diary is so purty. I want to drink it. And it is also wildly sardonical, not unlike the great play "Bibbick Schmibbick...I Said I Wanted Ham". Tasty!
from brownboy :
truly, bevin, i'm shocked. to be honest, though, it wasn't that great. whatever. looks like you're having great fun in PS. (give mulher three kisses on the cheek for me, but make sure to actually have your lips press against her skin... oh wait. on scond thought, that shouldn't be a problem.) and when are you coming back? new york awaits you. and so do i.
from spunkygypsy :
'Ello, Bevin...I am actually reading The Red Tent right now! It was all part of my magical bleeding revelation--I happened to think of it when the book I wanted was mysteriously missing from the library. I agree, it is making me feel <i>very</i> blood positive. Oh, and there are 81 days until Fest.
from btchelicious :
You are now a whole continent away, and that is sort of sexy.
from spunkygypsy :
Festie is in 84 DAYS!!! Less than three months... Exciting, no?
from jenne1017 :
Hi! Happy Random Guestbook Signing Week! Catch the Fever!
from spunkygypsy :
I am keeping busy with working and playing, but most of all I await the joys of Festie. Oh yes indeed. The word excitement does not match my anticipation. Y tu tambien? How goes the job search?
from blandman :
Dear Bevin, You once asked the btchy, "What comforts those who aren't spiritual?" My answer might sound very Buddhist/Taoist although I am neither: I get comfort out of knowing that life is both precious and meaningless. There is both order and chaos. Someone might ask "How does that help you when you just smashed up your car after losing your job?". Well, it does help.
from spunkygypsy :
Alix Olson has retooled her website, and there are tons of great pictures there. Yummers. Hope you enjoy them as much as I did...(www.alixolson.com)
from brownboy :
i called you to have lunch today. you didn't answer. that girl's name is sonia. oh well. thanks for the kind words. here's the form letter: Dear (first name), Thanks so much for sitting down with me today to discuss the (current vacancy) position at (the company/org/etc.) You definitely enlarged my perspective (and/or understanding) about (type of business/job description/etc), and (insert anecdote/interesting thing interviewer said/etc.) I hope you find me (if appropriate, highlight applicable skills/etc.) to be a suitable candidate for the position. Thanks again for your time and I hope to hear from you soon! Sincerely, (unemployed applicant)
from brownboy :
oh, ok. i'm just a little sensitive. off to jersey journal to drop off clips. i'm keepin' on truckin', man.
from brownboy :
i have a tin for that large soap bar. It's from L'Occidentale. Question: after reading my entry, what exactly reaffirmed your desire to be a writer? Did my prose inspire you? Or did you think "I could do so much better than this yutz..."? Ouch, girl. That kinda hurts. 8)
from brownboy :
yes, i did it last night in my self-pity.... you like? i'm glad. YAY! visit from bevin!!!!!! can't wait. do well on your schoolwork and i'll see you soon
from nudeplatypus :
I'm all for people and their various fetishes...but the love for Mary Kate and Ashley disturbs me.
from spunkygypsy :
Stayed up watching Mallrats after karaoke, and I had just gotten back to my room...of course, I slept through most of the day today. Arrg. Hope you made Evidence your Bitch today!
from btchelicious :
Blandman disagrees with me about my brother being a tax laywer (not about him being a crazy mofo). My brother does estate planning mostly, but he does have a Masters of Law Degree with specialty in taxation from Temple. So I think Blandman is wrong.
from nonce :
You are queen of the midget-photo-finders....a mulleted midgets is a prize find indeed.
from btchelicious :
Yes, I agree. That is why I said he is one of those "crazy mofos".
from btchelicious :
Hey! My brother is one of those "crazy mofos"!
from addieplum :
hey. no problem. long live lynda barry! she is so #1!
from btchelicious :
HEEHEE!

Yes, that is me dressed as Jesus (pronounced Hay-Zues). Can you see my large rack under the robes?

By the way, Fred Milton, Beat Poet Poodle beats Jeff the Fly...

from spunkygypsy :
HTML has been enabled in the land of my guestbook...so html away, as it were. Have fun ;)
from brownboy :
bevin, sweetie. i was at my grandmother's today and I was re-examining the 714 or so photographs she has covering the walls of her apartment. I scanned a picture of my cousin Joao Ricardo when he was in 4th grade, and I almost had a heart attack. Turns out the boy was sporting a pretty sorry-lookin' mullet when he was 8 years old. How white trash is that? Sadly, I never had a mullet. Only the kewl kids had mullets. Shucks. 8-/
from ladyjustice :
Bevin - you are so right, I completely forgot about my December romp with FuckBoy...thanks for the reminder :-) I needed it!
from spunkstar :
I'm angst has been requited! I'm glad you posted The Pig Farmer, it helps me hang on hope. TBF
from mulher :
Deve estar aqui em cama comigo
from spunkstar :
Never any pictures of me.... I'm getting bitter!! TBF
from btchelicious :
Question: What about people who are neither religious nor spiritual?

I hope everything goes well with your grandfather.

from mulher :
Buddy list descriptions will simply have to wait.... how do you like them coy apples?
from spunkstar :
That was the best... thanks for the shout-out, the laugh and the support! Because after all, damn it I'm an adult and she's not the boss of me! The Best Friend
from brownboy :
obrigado, senhora. my apartment misses you, too.... 8)
from mulher :
Re: updated buddy list description... Yes, I noticed it, however you expressly forbid me from acknowledging (read: teasing) Miss Bevin's coyness. I abide by your wishes.
from elephteria :
The Smiths & Morrissey are so amazing. I was inspired to learn guitar and write songs by "Sing Your Life." It's now my favorite thing to do and I owe Morrissey big.
from spunkygypsy :
My friend Vicky used to talk about how romantic that song was...apparentlt her sister's boyfriend put it on a mix tape, and Vicky thought it was fabulous. And Vicky kicked ass. I think she was probably right. Yup.
from peth :
Did I mention yet that I heart you too?
from btchelicious :
"Though shalt not"? Is that your typo or theirs?
from peth :

We went to Monk's, and they played Morrissey the whole time. I sang along as best I could. Sigh.
from spunkygypsy :
Ay! Donde esta senora bevin? Yo quiero un update! Hasta luego.
from addieplum :
i think that same guy talked to me on the train once. i specifically remember him asking us suddenly if we were Jewish. there are many zombies on the train.
from btchelicious :
Bevin, I want you to know that I am not a cat herder by design but reather by default. And let me tell you, once you learn the tricks, cat herding is not as difficult as you'd think.
from whyihateyou :
I hate you even more than I did before because of all your LIES AND ALL YOUR SHIT, YOU PROSTATE TUMOR! My hair is REAL and if you weren't such a pussy licker you'd know that! OH I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
from brownboy :
olha, senhora! estas c hoje? eu venho para a Philadelphia - ou, mais correctamente, ao Camden - na quinta-feira para ir ao teu "Financial Tax" classe. Eu falei com o MeatEater sexta-feira e confirmei a minha visita. Eu quero ver se essa classe to chato como voes dissem. So, have you learned much Portuguese? by osmosis, i mean? anyway, I MISS YOU, TOO! and i'll see you later this week. (mwah!)
from spunkstar :
The goal about visiting. Laughing. With iced tea and cookies is exactly a goal I've had too... You made my day, and that's why I Love You... (Harley is coming over tonight!!! score!) The Best Friend
from btchelicious :
Bevy, Bevy, Bevy...if you are inviting me to go to breakfast/brunch with you and sooner, I would love to go, but alas, I have a stupid friggin' bridal shower to go to...no, not just go to, but co-host...Otherwise I would be there. But I asume too much. Perhaps this is not an invitation to break bread with you and sooner. Perhaps you want to just know if I am free sunday morning. Either way, the answer is a sad and dejected "no".
from sooner :
1) yes. 2) you can walk. Or I can pick you up. 3) We'll need to make a reservation, because Carman is way busy on Sunday so if anyone else will be joining us let me know.
from sooner :
Bevin, I want to go to Carman's this weekend. Sunday morning probably. Do you want to go too? Do you?
from btchelicious :
What happened to my note?
from peth :
Oh Bevin. I am only kidding about the snob. You are far too GINCHY to be a snob. But you are a HEARTBREAKER. That much is true.
from peth :

Snob.

from spunkstar :
Oh, and I have been looking and waiting for the Good Picture Tribute to The Best Friend... I can't be up on the internet looking like shit! vanity oh vanity~!
from spunkstar :
Your latest want sounds vaguely like college... and wouldn't that be nice??!!
from spunkygypsy :
Just Like Heaven rocks my ass...my friend KB has a punk version that I love, and then I heard the Cure version in its original fabulousity. Yay:)
from btchelicious :
Right now I love you more then you will ever know.
from btchelicious :
Actually, screw it. How about we give you a HOT ASS AWARD!!!
from peth :
yes, I nominate Bevin for her cool ass, too. And yes, Nigella is that hot.
from btchelicious :
I wonder why coolassaward didn't spam you? You are one of the coolest assed chicks I know. Perhaps they are stupid...
from spunkygypsy :
Good luck with the job hunt...my friends who aren't going to grad school are having the same kinds of issues. If you're interested, one of them found a great non-profit job search site which I would happily tell you the name of (if only I could remember it).
from spunkstar :
You can't be Cha-Cha with out spike heels!
from peth :
i always found it helped to always wear a t-shirt that said, 'yes, despite my cute hairdo and pretty skirt, i am a dyke'. you can have mine if you want; i'll wash it and everything.
from spunkygypsy :
Oh yes, Alix is very single indeed, and she has said so herself...performed a new poem about it too when I saw her on Saturday. My hope is that she is playing the field. I wish us both luck, as we both deserve hot Alixxx loving.
from ladyjustice :
Yes, yes, the FIT requirement is gone. those bastards...they waited two and a half months too long to make that flippin' decision!
from peth :
How the hell much did that Cosmo cost ya!funtimes for the layout.
from spunkygypsy :
Oooh, a cosmo...drink of champions. I remember the first one I ever had, and now I fear I shall crave one every time I visit your diary. Lovely nonetheless!
from spunkstar :
Kudos on the new layout... the cosmo is totally apropo!
from btchelicious :
Next time you can come with us. It was totally on a whim that we went to Cheerleaders. However, your life seems so busy I don't know when you will have to to help us shove dollar bills into the g-strings of sweaty dancers.
from spunkygypsy :
Ha! The Bevins! Haha! ~Imagine the fun if all the cats were Bevins, and any children...and your home were called "Bevin Place". I find things like that far too funny...~
from peth :
Soon. Patience, my little mulletina. Addie will never stop licking things. Come to the library tonight and watch her tongue-action in person! Consider this my update.
from spunkstar :
OhMiGawd I got Brittany (the cheerleader) for the character I would be!!
from peth :
Don't fret, i'll return. in the meantime, i suggest you watch Clockwatchers, and focus on the Toni Colette character. This will help. And there are always my archives.
from spunkstar :
I'm so excited, I got the Wedding Singer Drew... just about a perfect fit! I was aiming for the Ever After Drew... I think it was answering that I want someone to grow old with instead of someone to accept me as I am (but don't they go hand in hand?)
from ringoffire :
I just read your guestbook message from last weekend. 1. Thank you for the lovely template. 2. I am not actually a huge fan of Pepto...I usually even avoid the gum that tastes like pepto. It reminds me of the time during Spring quarter Senior year when I got food poisoning from Chico's and barfed up pepto in an inane attempt at making it to my final. How about a nice light greyish blue or even a blue-green color? Surprise me...
from btchelicious :
And here's one for your future wedding (click it).
from btchelicious :
Someone already has, Babe.
from btchelicious :
Is this a mullet on a wedding cake topper????
from sooner :
well, I went to visit Kevin in prison and, don't tell anyone, but he left me with the distinct impression that in a couple of weeks or so he would be breaking out. If you want to write him, you need to get him a letter fast. You can send it care of me.
from sooner :
There was no quarter. She gave us twenty-one cents. There was not quarter. But I would have asked for the TN one, had I known it was your favorite.
from spunkygypsy :
I probably walked right past your tent on several occassions. Such a small world it is...I loved being in Solanas because it was close to the Zone showers, which are warm and fabulous, and a very pleasant walk to everything but workshops and Triangle. And I always met lovely girls on Whistle Trail.
from spunkygypsy :
hey there! My handle there is LoveBeene, and as I said I post a lot on the politics board. I think I remember you from last summer. Are you planning on heading back to Mich this summer? Where did you stay this past year? I was in Solanas...
from aggroandro :
Hmmm, I tried and it wants a password, do you have Yahoo messenger or MSN?
from aggroandro :
Yes, Darling. Please do.
from trickymartin :
im surprised at myself for not saying hello sooner but i read your page, (have it as a favorite even) and love love love it. I am crushed out for sure.
from spunkygypsy :
Spotted a mullet cleaning my dorm. She was very friendly, and knew her way around a vacuum cleaner. Go figure.
from btchelicious :
Yesterday the blandman and I were looking at my high school yearbook and OH! the mullets!
from spunkstar :
On the Mullet patrol: at church this morning, three mullets were involved in the baptism of a child who was fortunatley young enough to be unawares to the fashion crisis surrounding him.
from sooner :
Today is mullet day in the library. Right now, a mullet is standing at the window by the circulation desk. She is looking out in sort of a longing sort of way. Looking for a hairdresser to rescue her.

Earlier a sixty year old black woman came in wearing a blonde mullet wig. She was beautiful and noteworthy because her mullet sat atop her head at an odd angle. An unnatural angle.
from spunkygypsy :
Hey there...I believe it's number 14 or so--has a little spoken interlude at the end that says something like "Brandy. Well you don't look like a Brandy with all those facial piercings..." something along those lines. It's Quite hilarious, in my opinion.
from peth :
do you do the Gay bingo? Btchy wants to go.
from aggroandro :
Bevin, I believe my quote was, "butt babies never live." You also forgot to quote me on, "I don't want to be shy anymore Daddy." Yeah. Inigma
from addieplum :
bev dear, it was i that linked the wonderful Thoth. was he a total crackpot, or what?
from dragkingpin :
The level of betrayal I feel right now must rank up there with the likes of the harshest back stabbing I have ever come across in my life. We sit around and speak of the horrible DANNY, and all the while you are lying to my face and dreaming of the DANNY and longing for him. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, YOU,...YOU... Isn't the DUKE good enough for you????? He is twice the man or woman the DANNY will ever be or could dream of being. And what, I get a little measly paragraph about how I truly am the real DANNY and you think that can smooth things over?!? Well let me tell you something you mullet loving freak. You can have your DANNY and when he makes an ass out of himself and your ambitions are crushed on account of his full blown suckiness SURE, YOU CAN COME CRYING TO THE REAL DEAL'S SHOULDER, BUT DON'T BE SURPRISED IF YOU FIND IT COLD.
from ringoffire :
I think it is just fine that you left the "e" from Dick's name. And I would join you in forging the Oregon Trail, but oops, I already did it.
from luarvikgirl :
Um, your messageboard is spooky. Anyway, i've been reading for about a week (2 weeks?) now and i think the mullet thread is really funny. Me like! The bestest obsession song, i think is, Obsession by Army of Lovers. Very kinky;)
from spunkygypsy :
Hmm, songs about obsession...the first one that comes to mind is "Laid" by James...it's pretty catchy and I think it would fit Dick's personality fairly well... Good luck with the drag show :)
from peth :
from ringoffire :
Several items of business: 1. Just FYI, your namesake, Dick Carriere, IS actually French. 2. Should Maria and I keep our eyes out for a Mulletine? Just checking. I can put it up next to the MulletsGalore calendar. It will be perfect. 3. Does it make you feel better to know that when she sleeps she smells like peaches because she drank milk before bed and didn't brush her teeth so it's really just milk-breath on the way to being really BAD breath and when she wakes up she glitters like dreams because her face is so greasy? It is not so bad to be single.
from peth :
Is this Dick related in any way to Professor Carrier? I have seen him wearing glitter, you know. Just curious. Thank you for the Mulletine!
from minderella :
i harassed sooner about pictures of the rutgers gang and he pointed me to your lovely vagina photo. adorable. :)
from btchelicious :
Happy Valentine's Day!
from addieplum :
wow...i am really sorry i missed that party...
from sooner :
It has been far too long since you got a note from me. It is also the case that I have nothing to say.
from btchelicious :
Scariest mullet ever!
from btchelicious :
Yes, it is true. I do hate children. But this is a special case. I am making it my mission to train this child in the ways of evil. I am also planning on being the cool "aunt" that he will come to in his adolescent years for understanding and comfort.

It is also true that I am bored at work.

from btchelicious :
Not jut a mullet, but a gothic mullet
from btchelicious :
But anyway, you can hid in the back of the mininvan. You can sit on the back bench with me and we will nap on our way out there and then reach behind us into the cooler for sandwiches and beer. We will try to block out the cries of the toddler in the seat before us. We will make said toddler's mother jealous if we kiss.
from btchelicious :
Actually, we will be taking a minivan to Centralia. But before there is any misunderstanding, it is not my minivan. I am not a yuppie wanna be with the minivan and the chrysler M300. Thank you.
from magookkg :
I swear I wasn't stealing your diary idea from Family Law. Since you are such a hairstylist, maybe you can help a hair-unhappy friend out sometime.
from btchelicious :
And this.
from btchelicious :
Achtung!
I will be in Centralia, PA this weekend. Weehooooo!
from spunkstar :
Am I lame? I don't get the whole "this is why" bit. Help, or just say that I am lame: I will immediately hand over The Best Friend title!
from btchelicious :
I just had someone at work ask me if it is on a woman, is it still called a "mullet"? I looked at him, nodded my head gravely and said, "Oh, yeah."
from btchelicious :
OK, a law firm that is running windows 3.1 and has no internet access. Do they know it is the year 2002? Tell me the name of this law firm so that I may avoid them.
from magookkg :
ohhh, what does it mean to procrastinate? one thing, you are really trying to avoid work when you venture out on the big web and find Bevin friendly sites glorifying mullets. Did you know there is even a production company paying homage to your favorite "do"???
from addieplum :
i feel much better already. truly, i do!
from sooner :
thank you for the maudlin music. It's lovely. It is.
from perineumgirl :
::nods:: Oh, yes. Definitely. Thank you. xoxo Jackie
from btchelicious :
Were you serenading me?
from spunkstar :
Reason not to move to Manhattan: it is damn cold... whereas California is lovely and warm...
from peth :
are you taking tests in the 4th floor lab? I tried to spy through the window, but some guy in a goatee glanced at me and I felt like a failed spygirl.
from peth :
I have sparkey red socks, too. I like the idea of acquiring a gay boy to be one's Valentine.
from btchelicious :
Bev, I like the pic on you r pita page but it is all distorted and impossible to see. Your parameters for the image are WIDTH="172" HEIGHT="59". I am thinking you should reverse these numbers so people can see your beautiful pussy.
from bevin :
Dana hails from San Bernardino. So she can't even fall back on being midwestern for her bad fashion decisions.
from magookkg :
Is Dana from Connecticut by any chance? She looks familiar. I probably know someone who's dated her. In response to your Non-scandalous entry, I kinda like the drinking and wanting to get some ass Bevin. But the other 5% is pretty cool too.
from btchelicious :
Oh, man, for a minute there I thought ROF was calling me...
from btchelicious :
Oh, bevvy, if you come to peth's party I can supply the white creme de menthe, vodka, kahlua, and bailey's...
from ringoffire :
COL! (Cackle Out Loud) I'm gonna get fired from PRF in regard to Dana and her "hockey cropped locks"! Stop it! Stop stop stop! Speaking of hockey cropped locks, I need to put my "Hockey Cropped Locks Galore 2002" calendar up in the very near future. It is almost February. Crikey!
from btchelicious :
Oh, my! Tell me what goes into a "Dirty Girl Scout!" Besides dirty boy scouts....
from peth :
I was a Brownie, and I recall flying up, but I don't recall being a girl scout. I'll have to ask my mom about this. The cookies rock, though. THIN MINT.
from btchelicious :
Heathers, Heathers, Heathers. I think I know that whole damn movie by heart. We should get the DVD and bond over JD & Veronica, Baby.
"Our love is God. Let's go get a slushee."
By the way, what do they teach you about drinking in the Girl Scouts? Hmmmmmm?????????
from peth :
You do way more than me, and I am not in Law School, and I don't even party. you make me feel like aliens are stealing my body and consiousness for large chunks of each day. that can be the only explanation for why I never get anything done, yet have so much spare time.
from xbasexloverx :
Cunt and Cock!
from akagaytales :
Okay, Wesley is back...please spread the word about my new site! (Also everyone change your profile and replace it with my new site)
from btchelicious :
My dearest bevin,
Perhaps you drink too much for a law student. Perhaps not. Perhaps I drink too much for a 9-5 working stiff. Perhaps not.
Love always,
Bitchelicious
from shortysangel :
I'm sending messages to everyone in the gay diaryring. It's taking FOREVER! I have to do 90!
from ringoffire :
Your new ability to track and count your visitors scares the BeJesus out of me. Because I sometimes click on you 10 times a day because I'm so bored at PRF. You won't think I'm a stalker, will you? I realized that sooner probably has the same problem when he sees how often I check to see if he's updated as well. Yikes. I don't like being a stalker. Someone needs to cyber-stalk ME for a change!
from wingd-pony :
I loved your entry about your trip to the City. I've never been to the Cock, but now I have to at least check it out. Oh and it's Lawng Island and 'Joisey' :)
from sooner :
my name is Czechoslovakian.
from gaytales :
BeviBaby, the Gay Tale Choice awards are not until next Thursday ...remember!
from btchelicious :
Hmmm, you don't look like a lesbian. I don't look like a lesbian. hmmm...
from sooner :
no, bev. you're delish.
from gaytales :
Thank you sweetie for the condomn...thank I can talk SOONER into putting it on for me? If he won't will you?
from gaytales :
That note wasn't from Tara, I forgot I was turning her notes on for her and forgot to log out. However, let's show you this funny picture I found of SOONER ...lol *Damn SOONER, you sexy thang you!
from trymefree :
Bevin ...dude lol...I have the same name in real life ...however it's spelled Wesley instead lol ...ahahahahah (That guy is umm shall we say STUPID:
from sooner :
Thank you for your understandin
from blevin :
dude I have the same name as you in real life but I have never met another 'bevin' in person. but my stagename is blevin http://www.blectum.com
from gaytales :
OMG...I DID IT...OMG I DID IT ..I DID IT
from gaytales :
let's try this again ...
from gaytales :
Hey babe...okay let's see if this works...I am upsessed literally with this guy right here! Don't you think he's fucking hot? < img src=http://gaytales.diaryland.com/images/justinn.jpg>
from btchelicious :
from btchelicious :
Oh, by the way, I thought I heard that the Miss America Pageant was telling AC to f-off.
from btchelicious :
OMG, wesley loves you.
from ringoffire :
Yes, but I KNOW you haven't yet had your picture taken in front of the "Welcome to Atlantic City, Home of the Miss America Pageant" sign...you'll have to wait awhile to do so and thus, cement your queen-hood officially. Or not. Also, if you see Carson Daly at The Cock this weekend, which is a STRONG possibility, can you please work into your conversation with him the following inquiry: "Carson, how did it feel to fall into a pile of shit and come out smelling like a rose?" I just really want to know what he thinks about it and Jon Stewart didn't ask that question when he was on his show a few weeks ago.
from peth :
The grand irony is that I am not at all lemon fresh. I have a heavy, foul odor, which makes me unattractive to the majority of the human race. Flame's pet name for me, thus, is 'stinky'. lemon fresh is a goal which i can never hope to achieve. modern science just hasn't gotten that far yet.
from peth :
i am such a sloppy note-leaver. mea culpa. lo siento. nine dollars.cosmo.manhattan.
from peth :
i hate John Norris. I love Bevin. NINE DOLLARS for a comso in manhattan.
from peth :
Arg! my html! 9$ for a cosmo in manhattan.
from peth :
9$ for a cosmo in manhattan. 9$ for a cosmo in manhattan. font color="993333">9$ for a cosmo in manhattan.
from addieplum :
nice. purple. letters.
from btchelicious :
Hmmm, none of the pics are working...very disappointing.
from anat :
just to add some random pictures to your collection, i am stalking this girl:

but i think she's on to me...
from gaytales :
I stalk this man

I am so into this guy I am so upsessed with him and his every move. Yes, this man is dead sexy and this is a threat to all you gay single boy's out there who are hot...STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN or I'll ...I'll sick Wingd-Pony after you and he's really scarry (LOL) ...at any rate I love this boy soooo much He is so hot I watch him nightly...I want him...He is pure lust...love and sexy wet dreams...RANDY HARRISON (JUSTIN FROM QUEER AS FOLK) I want your nuts like umm so bad it's not even funny! ...Phewww there I got that out of my system finally...thanks Bevin, for giving me the Diary space to do so!
from btchelicious :
Here, sooner, I will help you.
from sooner :
I'm very disappointed about this mullet situation. I'll never find that pic again. I'm so disappointed.
from sooner :
Does this count as a mullet?
from ringoffire :
Oh THAT guy. I totally know who he is. It sucks to be him though, that I only know his face and I'm a pretty avid MTV watcher. Totally gay. I can tell by the Gay Crew-esque turtleneck. He wears one every day.
from ringoffire :
Can we go to some bars in Manhattan when we come visit? And call me lame, but who is John Norris? I can't picture him at the moment...perhaps it is because I have the lame boys from O-Town (I know for a fact that is a misnomer because Ashley hails from Redding, CA) on my brain. I only watched them while I ate my cheerios but crikey!
from sooner :
which paragraph was me? I spotted a few that belonged to others. I'm so vane. Which was about me?
from peth :

You Rock Hard.

happy 100th!
from blandman :
Hey, I slammed you and slammed you good... but I think I could do a better job if I had a second chance.
from btchelicious :
The more I see you write (In your diary, in notes, in guestbooks), the more convinced I am that I need to meet you.
from minderella :
thanks for the compliments! your diary looks suspiciously like mine, so.. right back at you. my cousins call a mullet a "yepnope" "you want me to cut the top" "yeeeep" "you want me to cut the back" "noooope"
from sooner :
Please look again, you withered old hag.
from btchelicious :
Here's who I am stalking:
from peth :
Silk City. Sweet potato fries. Blushing Bevin. Playing cards. I don't have a picture of my crush.
from addieplum :
oh, silk city, how it charms me with it's glowing tables and statues of buddah nestled amongst the liquor bottles, to say nothing of the proximity of the dinery goodness.
from btchelicious :
Bevy,Bevy,Bevy, I cured my addiction to TV by smashing it. You should try it. It works.
from sooner :

I'm obsessed. It's worse than terrorism. Really, much worse.
from sooner :
Bevin, I just wanted you to know that I dance. I dance and dance and dance. I'm a dance man.
from peth :
But, my toenails are also painted red. Just did 'em a few days ago. They had been silvery pink for the longest of times.
from peth :
I do believe I went to Sisters once with a gay boy. Okay, I was just barely formerly gay myself, and we were meeting our dyke friend there, so I guess it doesn't count. I still don't have a black duster, though. Off to the mall.
from sooner :
this is sooner. Bevin, it was my pleasure to send you a slam. Slam slam slam slam slam slam!
from peth :
That was not sooner, that was me. that last note. about the socks. sooner was logged in on my computer, and i didn't even notice. apologies.
from sooner :
I enjoyed you slambook. I encourage all of your readers to take the plunge. But now I must go and sort some socks.
from blandman :
How about TV? Did you kick that habit? Ask btchelicious how she kicked the habit.
from ringoffire :
Um, hi, get all three. Please. Like you've ever cared what you charge on your credit card before. And these are NECESSARY purchases. Like food, shelter and camel pea coats. And can I just tell you how wonderful it is when it is a boring day from Hell at PRF and then you click on Bevin's diary, expecting it to not be updated, but it IS. IT IS TWICE!!! You are my lifesaver. Truly.
from actualeyes :
um, your entry about alixloveofmylife made my heart beat all funny, and it was all about me living vicariously. if you're starting some sort of break up alix + her girl, consider me on that bandwagon. oh and can i be part three of your alix trilogy? i feel this intense desire to be an intimate part of your alix day. one of my new years resolutions was to stop e-mailing her. but now you've gone and gotten me all worked up again.
from uberfrau :
hmm easy for you to say, it's always like that when you have action and crushes. Grass is always greener and what not.
from blandman :
If you are sardonic at 23, you will be a qualified curmudgeon by 35.

If that is the case, welcome aboard.
from btchelicious :
Definitely give up the caffiene. It ain't good for ya. After the headaches go away, you will feel like a new person.
from ringoffire :
You should try "sleepytime" tea at night. It's my new favorite thing. It may make it into my diary, even. And it's naturally decaffeinated. So you can feel like you're drinking coffee, but you're not. Also, I would love to get you a good deal on a camel pea coat. What size? But the only thing is, that I'm working on getting my own deal and at the moment, Citibank might cut me off after that. Stay tuned...
from peth :
some day, we'll rent a few tapes of Cheaters, Uncensored and have us a marathon.
from btchelicious :
Oh, bevvy, Cheaters is the last word in reality TV. I wish I had a TV just so that I could enjoy that show again (as well as The Simpsons). Blind Date is also the end all of reality TV shows.
from bevin :
Maybe your mom is more gay than you thought. J/k...
from magookkg :
I laughed so hard when I read about Martha. But then again, it's something my mother would probably love. what does that mean?
from peth :
while I am freezing my arse off, here at home, I like to watch me some Cheaters. It is indeed, one of the finest shows to be found on the set these days. And yes, I do have a crush on Tommy Grand.
from peth :
And now I will make you feel guilty by mentioning that I am here in (cold cold) New Jersey, and my thermostat is usually set to 64.
from ringoffire :
McHILARIOUS! I am cracking up right now. One little fag in a pastel pink pantsuit....pure genious. I will try your tip on assuming homosexuality and see where it takes me. That will be fun. And yes, I loved loved LOVED "Flex Your Power." Do you see how annoying that is? It is a total moral battle at all times. Especially when, at the end of the radio commercials, they say "Keep Flexing your Power, California...It's Working" and then you feel all guilty for doing a load of laundry at noon when you were home for a minute and thinking of all the other people that AREN'T you who have sacrificed and have made flexing their power a part of their daily workout while you've just been sitting on your ass while the only thing running is the heater.
from meowmixx :
bev -- where are you? i've emailed you a few times and can't seem to find you. has all that cali sun gone to your head? tag, youre it. and have a safe trip home. later.
from brownboy :
Yes, Bevin, Tree is a sight to behold. She is extremely cute. You WILL come up with me to this coffee shop and your fabulousness WILL improve my social life. I've also reported on the progress of my dating venture in my latest entry. Tis very long, I'm afarid, but Your Royal Fabulousness appears at the end. Bad T.V. is, well, bad t.v. But you know what they say: it's a siren, it's a seductress, it's a virgin, it's a whore..... (I totally stole that from Kramer.) Anyway, I hope that / you're right there havin' fun/ ooh, in that warm California sun.
from bevin :
I apologize, Dianna, I would never ever have suggested that YOU would put on White Town for our sexual rendez-vous. I know you're strictly a belle and sebastian girl. Which is way better than fucking to some lesbian cliche. Though I think one day I'll slip some melissa etheridge or something on your cd player so it comes on during some inappropriate-to-get-up-and-change-it moment. The tall intellectual guy will of course not notice, him so swept away in the moment. But you will. You will.
from uberfrau :
I would just like to clarify a point you made in your diary...in regards to my white town album- Bevin was not having sex with me to white town-I would never ever play white town during sex-I would listen to yanni over white town-which believe me is saying a lot, because then at least I could have ironic sex. Futhermore, I would also like ot point out that the said, unnamed woman that Bevin was sleeping with, had sex to white town in lieu of Mazzy Starr and Billie Holiday, and did in fact CHOOSE to skip over those two cds. I just don't get it.
from btchelicious :
I would love to sit with you and throw fruit at the cherry hill housewives.
from meowmixx :
hey kid -- you can tell i am so vey hard at work. my boss took off today and i am feeling like i want to be a sleep and cuddled in bed. i just spent all morning reading diaryland excerpts. catching up on yours and and reading everyone elses. becky and like to get high and make commentary on everything we have read and cmpare notes. it's pretty funny sometimes. were both infatutaed with cubiclegirl as is the rest of the world. i wrote to tell you of the most awkward album i have ever had sex to. it was an audio tape of the wizard of oz songs and dialogue that i had taped once. and it was all muffled and freakish. and it was was hot hot sex. so there. looks like you got a palm pilot. i like writing in calenders so i don't think i'd go that direction. although recently, i have really been wanting a laptop. maybe i'll start saving. write soon. love, shmaila
from peth :
you can call her 'bop' for short.
from ringoffire :
Also, do you think this could be the email forward fame I've been waiting for? Except that I could've coined a gay community phrase instead of a famous email forward or urban legend?
from ringoffire :
I'll have to think about that one. My first inkling is "Homosband" but I don't think it has the same ring to is as "lesband". And it's kind of hard to say. Other options include Gife or Fife (for fag wife) which is kind of funny, but not very obvious. Although isn't a "fife" a flute of sorts? Which would then make it a double entendre or something I think, which would then be really funny. Wouldn't you know. Gay nomenclature is so much harder to create than that for lesbians. Stupid men.
from bevin :
I need no women to complete my life, thankyouverymuch, only lots and lots of action. But when I do get married, say, a hundred years from now (or maybe 10), I will undoubtedly refer to her as my Lesband. Lauren you have bestowed a gift to the entire lesbian community. What will the same sex boys call their husbands/wives??
from ringoffire :
Much better. Thank you. I was a bit worried when the only chuckle I emitted was in regard to cataloguing mullets at the very end of the first resolutions entry. Whew! And did you want to add "Get a lesband" to your list? Just checking. And I'd like to be consulted on naming the palm pilot please. Thank you.
from magookkg :
Your New Years was more exciting then mine- but then again I am no longer the party girl and actually enjoyed a quiet dinner stuffing our faces with everything imaginable and watching the ball drop with 4 other people on TV. I finally came up with a resolution too- check out my latest entry. Miss you lots!
from ringoffire :
I don't know if he saw that one...I'll have to ask. I also asked my GhettoBoyfriend about "Popcorn Playa". He had no idea. He tried to make it sound like maybe he could decipher a meaning based on you living on the East Coast, but it was a poor showing of gangstaknowledge. FYI, I submitted my diary for reviewing by launch.com or whatever it is. I want to be critiqued! (I think). When are you going to Davis?
from peth :
You got it right, with the concept that some folks like the idea of a wedding more than the idea of actually being married. I see this alot in dumb broads. I'm the other kind of dumb broad.
from bevin :
I don't know what her name was but she was the teacher whose students set her up via the AOL personals and she had bright blue bridesmaid dresses that were horrible. She was obviously a lesbian. Even Omar should have picked up on it.
from ringoffire :
Ooh! Which one was a lesbian? (I mean the name of the couple that got married) Omar was watching today in lieu of me, so maybe he saw it! He was telling me over the phone about some hideous bridesmaids dresses with hooks on the sleeves over the fingers. Bless his heart. He does know a fashion blunder once in awhile...when it slaps him in the face.
from btchelicious :
Bevin, I may not hav told you this, but I do so enjoy reading your diary.
from magookkg :
I love Oprah. I got sucked into like a 2 hour biography on A&E about her. She makes you want to be so motivated and spiritual. But you're right- I am tired of the "take the bull by the horns, middle-class housewives with no real groundbreaking issues" Whatever- why doesn't she have some gay couples fighting over kids or "can't be marital"-assets or something. And, ya know what- reading Toni Morrison may be great, but it's not gonna get me through life!
from perineumgirl :
Oy, the sweet, silent, delicious butchness of a handsome drag king. Two girlfriends ago, I dated a stone-cowboi, tit-binding, head-buzzing, boot-wearing, hubcap-for-a-belt-buckle, pickup-driving, gender dysphoric wonder named Julie. And get this: she even had (for a while) a MULLET. It was a curly blond one that she'd ponytail. I don't miss her vanity, but sometimes I do miss that genderfucked, (duke the) devil-may-care attitude. :sigh:
from peth :
i love your pussypitapage, and i am honored that you loved mine.....rah!
from ringoffire :
Hypo: If this is Rural Legend is actually true, suppose that a drunken Freshman in Tercero stumbled into a Honey Pot and became deceased. Suppose now that some UCD Ag major had posted several warning signs (akin to "Beware of Dog") around the Honey Pot. Could there be a case against UCD for negligent Honey Pot ownership? What about the Ag major? Did he act in good faith in warning possible stumblers against the dangers of the Honey Pot? Did he have a duty to disclose at all since the Honey Pot was owned by UCD? What responsibility did the Tercero resident have, if any? Please take 37 minutes to answer this question. Or none, if you are a recovering gall bladder surgery victim.
from btchelicious :
Glad to hear you are recoving well. And I am so sorry I did not get to meet you at Peth's party (don't worry it really wasn't that good). And I know what it is like to wake up in a recovery room crying. It's just awful. Get better quickly!
from peth :
The new diary look is pretty pretty...Recuperate with speed!
from ringoffire :
Do not worry about that foot which was formerly housed in your mouth. I do not take offense. I also do not care THAT much about Dr. Benton...it was just something to say and dramatize. :) Go Spores!
from bevin :
If you read the Percocet Diaries #4 prior to 12/6 at 5 pm, you should probably read it again. There was a huge chunk missing due to an html error on my part. And it was about Orange Jello and therefore important.
from sooner :
Yes, it's true the if you keep working on it you will be able to eliminate every trace of bitterness. You're not quite there, though. I still sense the bitterness.
from peth :
You can bring anything you like to the party. I am just glad that you are feeling well enough to attend! in fact, you don't have to bring anything....just not-shirt-kissing self.
from sooner :
Oh, Bevin. I will send you a copy of the puppy if you like. You can use it as your wall paper on your computer or something.
from peth :
speed the recovery! we miss you!
from peth :
I'm sorry about your hell day...my car interior is covered in coffee, too, and my upholstery is gray...ew. hey, i hope this x-at the hfield cafe isn't the girl I'm thinking of....
from anidifranco :
Marry me, haha j/p. Anywhoo, B&A and But I'm a Cheerleader kick ass, dude. You should check out this mailing list I joined - http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Bitch_and_Animal We need members badly, LoL. It's kinda dead now, and we want to start more B&A goodness filled email convos :)
from sooner :
hungover?
from actualeyes :
y'know what would've made your day significantly better? give up? it's elimidate. perhaps because i'm from california (apparently that's the land of tv-watching?), but it never fails to put a smile on my face. i truly recommend it. oh, and i hear you about alix olson. it took me drinking one (ok four) too many screwdrivers to grab her arm and start gushing. mmm, regret...
from perineumgirl :
Awww, Bevin. ::cooing:: Poor law dyke. That WAS a day from hell. Tomorrow will be better, maybe. xoxo -Jackie
from ringoffire :
Wow! Serious shout-outs in the "Amelie" entry! Woo hoo! Good luck on that final. Yikes. Did I tell you I had law school nightmares a few times last week? One about my LARAW prof. and another about finals. I woke up in a complete cold sweat. Whew. Lucky I was just dreaming....
from lastleg :
huh? notes?
from btchelicious :
Oh, I have somewhat useful advice for you. Before flying, call the airline and order a vegetarian meal for your flights. I know, I know, soon they won't even be giving food on flights and you won't be able to bring any food on the plane because it could be "dangerous." feh. Anyway, even though I am giving you this advice, it does not always work. I once called an airline to get 3 (out of 4 passengers) vegetarian meals. When we were served on the plane, they onely had one veggie meal on their list. One person who I was with wasn't really a vegaterian so she gave up the meal to me and my husband. It happened to be a "burrito". My husband and I decided to split it between us. Lo and behold in the "vegetarian" "burrito" was a big piece of CHICKEN! Yes, according to some airlines, chicken is a vegetable. So, anyway, do what you want with this advice. I'm having another beer.
from perineumgirl :
Hey you. The album is Eternally Hard, and I'm eternally a fan. I don't have the first disc, but I have Pussy Manifesto and Black Eyed Girl on mp3. Ah, my little lesbian feminist heart flutters. I want to be Bitch. I want to HAVE Animal. Oh me, oh my.... xoxo -Jackie
from actualeyes :
just wanted to let you know that you, too, have been added to my list of favorites here. just a warning so you're prepared for the masses that will see this from my page. also, glory box is great, but numb is better. oh and someone said something about elimidate down the page a bit and my ears (eyes?) perked. favorite quote "i think he should eliminate carrie because she sucks and she's a slut." ah, the beauty. i'm the only dyke on earth glued to the tv when this comes on. ok, i've said it.
from bevin :
Apparently when you're bitter for a long time and you don't let go of the past you get cancer. It's kind of a freaky book. Scared sweet almost.
from btchelicious :
I have to agree with Peth. I'm more bitter than a beet and I'm almost as healthy as a horse without colic.
from peth :
Alexsdaisy had a big problem with gall stones, and she is as sweet as pie and not at all mean, so I think that book might be a load of hooey. that mars-venus guy is too weasly. Phil looks like a man.....
from ringoffire :
Whew. What a relief. If you had not been waiting by the phone like an obsessed girlfriend for HMO and had been able to call me, I would have given you the obvious choice of the TLC Daytime lineup. I am so glad you figured it out on your own and did not have to discuss your horrid afternoon watching Maury Povich or Elimidate. Here's to a wonderful vacation with McGallstones!
from bevin :
Nothing is too saucy for my diary. And my new bejeweled high score is 19,900.
from addieplum :
was that note too saucy?
from addieplum :
woo woo! i'll get'cha outta yer robe! *wink*
from sooner :
It is just a song. Do not be sad.
from ringoffire :
And did you know that your link to me a few notes down does not actually link to my diary? Just thought you'd like to know. :) Sorry I offended you with the pastel/gay entry. I think pastels should just be illegal for all. There. I said it.
from peth :
I would like to note that bejeweled is an evil-time sucker, but not as evil a time-sucker as Atomica. I like to sit back and play Atomica with a mullet or a mouse (I keep both on tap).
from bevin :
Oh, and to all of those concerned... Leroy has found a group that he can join, thanks to Lauren.
from bevin :
I would just like to note that i did NOT point out in my diary that there was ONE Mullet at Rob Nash and that she had a curly Mulley so it was extra-Mulletidy and she glared at me when I handed her a flyer for Pousse Cafe (the lesbian stripper night I'm going to saturday). I would also like to note my high score at bejeweled is 13,900.
from sooner :
Oh, my peach fuzz, how I wish I had been at the meeting. It seems that primarily due to my absence it was a big shambles. I would have made everyone sing to Michael, and I wouldn't have scared all the potential mini-mes about taking over for me. Shambles. Discouraging shambles.
from btchelicious :
P.S. Uberfrau has a good idea.
from btchelicious :
I want to thank you for Procrastination Tip #107 on 10/29/01. Bejeweled is now my current favorite way to waste time at work and sometimes at home, with a beer or a glass of wine.
from uberfrau :
I think you should go as Osma Bin Laden. REally, hte costume would be much easier and what better way to mock gender roles adn the third world?
from btchelicious :
Mice. I worked with mice for the short while I attended a veterinary assistant program. I know how to give shots to mice in the belly.
from peth :
I am so proud to be a member of this fine, anthraxy University's staff. Nobody even frigging told me that there were free anthrax donuts for the taking downstairs at the circulation desk! sheesh! i had to find out from a buff, glistening fireman...
from lilacevening :
the identical twin mullets aren't at work today...how sad. god you make me laugh! i wish we were having anthrax scares, but my town is sooooooooo boring.
from actualeyes :
your words make my heart flutter (articulate girls do that to me), and i'm smiling despite myself. does this sound like too much? i mean it. you're great.
from btchelicious :
Yes, it is true. Straight people sometimes need to be "set straight." Hey! Centralia!! I've been their 2x. Once in Summer and once in winter. Winter is a much better time to visit. When you throw snowballs into the firey pits, you can hear them sizzle. Will be going back in February 2002.
from peth :
I have a natural immunity to russian anthrax. I have never had a mullet. I've never been to Centralia, either. More's the pity.
from bevin :
The attorney in my office has short hair with it permed on top. It freaks me out to look at her. I like the idea of identical twin Mullets. I've seen identical lovers, but never identical twins with Mullets. There's got to be a Mullet Hall of Fame. And, Brian, one can never bee too obsessed with Mullets.
from lilacevening :
there are two secretarys at my work that are twins, and they both have mullets. identical twin mullets. it's great. permed on top too :)
from sooner :
You are obsessed with mullets. It doesn't seem healthy, my China Doll. In other news, I'm going to get my hair cut tomorrow. I don't think I'll get a mullet, but one never can tell.
from lilacevening :
low heeled, square toed, black slingbacks from nine west look great with suits...
from ringoffire :
Yeah...I've never been to Centralia, but I think I would hate it. :) Just kidding. I'm open to everything east coast and amish. Oh--and if you order now, you can get a free empty refrigerator with your Unemployed Lauren Doll! Email me with requests. :) Happy studying Law'rWannaBe!
from lilacevening :
the olsen twins....*shudders*
from bevin :
I would also like to note that one can never absorb too much information about Centralia, PA. I am so tripped out that I live in this state.
from peth :
i thank you for all your advice today. i will make a heartfelt effort to not absorb any information which comes my way that is law-like. i am going to stick to absorbing information about nailpolish, the space-time continuum, and portuguese comic books.
from sooner :
I don't know why you even bother. The winner was decided a month ago when the Hunter Board performed their secret ritual. Just turn in a can of Spam with your name on it. And no cyring.
from peth :
i am jealous of your invitation to the mullet dance. i never get invited to mullet dances. and even If I did get invited, I would be too shy to go. purple.
from lilacevening :
wow, your diary is lovely. thanks for joining the abfab ring (i'm also parrynight). off to read some more now...laters
from addieplum :
ahoy, matey. this is addie and you don't know me (yet) but mayhaps evil peth and scaliwaggy sooner have told you rotten stories about me and i just want you to know they are all true and also i love lane bryant. oh and welcome to the ring!
from uberfrau :
I feel like I am a celebrity, mentioned in your diary entry. I read a book about Stigmata today.
from sooner :
trash can funeral. trash can funeral. trash can funeral. It is a trash can funeral. CUTLETS!
from uberfrau :
ps. but you're such a good second hand smoker! I think veganism is almost as obnoxious as smoking, so I tihnk that you should start drinking soy and calling icecream mucus or something.
from uberfrau :
I just fucked up my diary entry. Bah. I wish we could take a trip down to the gas station, so we buy gummy bears and grainy coffee. Then we could drive around listening to sad music on the radio and stealthily following a car that looks like you know whos. By the way, I added three entries tonight b/c it wouldn't all fit.
from peth :
i am enjoying your diary, it is a lovely shade of lavender, and I agree about all the smoking. I wish us non-smokers could coolly suck on candy cigarettes, to get that sharp-looking-object-in-mouth effect without seeming like utter toolboxes. mayhaps we should start a trend....
from sooner :
I am the first note. I have no mullet, but am thinking of growing one. Won't you join the RULL ring? I will let you in. Also, do you have any gum?

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