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"People will watch us in pretended disgust as we jam our tongues down each other's throats, but secretly they will be filled with envy, bitter bitter envy. It will be a beautiful thing, my friends, a beautiful thing indeed." -- idiotmilk, dec 14

from dirtyshoegrl :

the banner you liked.. the one with mister potato head... it belongs to "theturtle".

from inkdragon :

Dear Ms. Quotemistress, Golfwidow mentioned you lost your dog today. I just wanted to tell you how sorry I am for you. Losing a pet is like losing a piece of your heart. Take care.

from wicked-sezzy :

Um? Where are you at beeeeeyotch? :-)

from kittyleopard :

awesome diary, swank design (makes me want some ice cream though) and just over all 2 thumbs up. You guys rock! :)

from watered-down :

Your 12% beer link doesn't work.

from ph0enixxxxx :

hey, i love your diary, it's really cool :-)

from munkies-rule :

check out sadsociopath on here. you'll fin d some fantastic quotes in there

from krazy-kat-7 :

Once again, this little creation of y'all's rocks. Every time i read I'm smiling so much I look like an airplane stewardess on crack....uh oh, that can't be good...

from golfwidow :

Don't be too hard on Taydo. He's an infante terrible. He doesn't know any better.

from memaselfni :

Umm..I think it's official..i'm adding you..k, aahh ahh, don't try to stop me!

from memaselfni :

Mmmkay...*slap*@ the nerds who are so pressed to be quoted that they..say random.."quotes"..on your notes page..sheesh. Anyhoo..I love your diaryquote thingy..it's a great idea..i'll continue to read. Stop by my diary anytime *wink*-Jah

from dc3caliboi :

i laughed so hard i messed myself. then i laughed at that. then i linked you.

from fixinto :

Fuck the flattery. Today, I was ready to throw myself down 5 flights of stairs so I wouldn't have to write a paper. This whole PhD thing sucks butt. At least I can go to your site for some comic relief. I crapped a little in my pants today when I read your site. You can thank idiot milk for turning me onto you.

from katiedoyle :

i love that 12% beer does that - i have harbored a secret wish to be quote worthy and for 12% to quote me ever since i stumbled there. i'm glad you do it, too, because the quotes are the best parts. keep up the good. :) kd

from no1sgirl :

"It may hurt when you pee because you've got toothpaste on your penis. Quit brushing your dick and rubbing your teeth, you're doing it backwards. " LOL!!! Nice site! Feel free to check me out, if you wanna quote me, go ahead, just tell me if you do it. I don't think there is anything in my diary worth quoting, but have fun trying!

from veryunspiffy :

>mad giggle< Real quotes from real people. Please read my diary, I wanna get quoted. ('cause I'm so conceited and think I'm funny)

from bestreads :

Congratulations, you've been nominated as a best read!

from godsriotgirl :

kool kool, how do u get your diary quoted on here?

from krazy-kat-7 :

hey, just wanted to say, this is a really cool idea! keep up the good work!

from golfwidow :

If any other nation cares to step forward and provide documentation that they are the originators of those signs, I'll be happy to print a retraction, but until then, I'm just going to sit here and ignorantly pretend they're genuinely Canadian. Eh.

from smoog :

Brie me, Cheesus!

from aquaeyeliner :

Awesome, just completely awesome! I'm so adding you ;).

from soveryjaded :

Hey, I just wanted to leave a note saying that I *heart* diaryquotes. Also, I'm kind of using the notes section as a cry for help: If someone could please hook me up with Motherlode's email or just ask her if a poor chick who used to luuurve her diary could PLEASE have the password because she really really wants to read again!? My email is [email protected]

from boxspringhog :

I was confused to what your site was about for the longest time - then on day I realized it was very clever. Eye wuz the kwickest kid in my klass. Happy trails, and good idea.

from hodgson :

Update already! The people demand my dry wit!

from jettasmark :

great idea! have an adventurous day!

from dragonblade0 :

hmmm. i just had to find someone else with a birthday on the 27th. oh well, it's not my birthday and i can't complain. my guy is turning 20. eeeek. the layouts awesome, by the way!

from cuppajoe :

Yeah! There are bars EVERYWHERE in Toronto! The best concentrations that I've partaken in are along Queen St. West & the Entertainment district, and a little north on Yonge street at Yonge & Eglinton. Bren, when are you coming to SARSland? Shoot me an email, and hopefully I'll be free. All the best, Joey.

from kaybiff :

making it one million and one because you ARE that good. much love... again... i am so lame. whhheeee!

from missused :

Clearly you've already heard this a million times because I can read the notes below this, but I absolutely love your diary!

from thatmarygirl :

just yes. i mean, yes, this is a good idea and yes, your friends are great writers. oh, and yes, your banners are good. yes to what everyone else has been saying. :)

from thatmarygirl :

yes.

from flyinby :

it's a really clever idea you have, keep it up!

from punktart :

I absolutely love your diary.

from opheliatl :

your banner rocks.

from kakyuu99 :

awesome! i love the big lebowski, and just based on your banner i used to get to your diary, i love you guys already. the dude kicks mucho ass.

from quiddle :

diary quotes i love you!!! never change!

from huocer :

"I was counting up my demons, hoping everything's not lost." I found you. Did you know I was looking? I didn't either. It was just a chance encounter. Do I look good in blue? or do you prefer black. I think black comes with too many sentiments, but blue is so universal. Try again later, maybe you'll be lucky.

from darkfairy13 :

WHOO Awsome quotes :-)

from kaybiff :

Oh blast! I want a banner. But I lack the form of payment you have made them available through. Phooey... I don't suppose that you would accept cash throught the mail... I could put glitter in the envelope... Don't like glitter? ...How about a ham?

from myshka :

I loved that movie. my friend had her whole wedding based on that theme. but we're not talking about weddings. oh HI.

from luv-being-me :

Hey! lol just wanted to let u know Canada was July 1st. That's when we became a country ^_^! Anyway happy Independance Day!

from daemonchild :

OH MY GOD, your S-Mart banner FUCKING ROCKS. Ash was my first horror movie crush thingie. I love you guys and want to have your children.

from bookoshadows :

lol! just wanted to say nice banner! and canada day was the 1st!

from omegaverse :

Very cute idea. It brought smiles to an otherwise 'only 7 days till I get the hell out of here' kind of day. Thanks. J

from kaybiff :

again, i say, i love you and this diary. (*laugh* even if you are harder to get into than a devote catholic girl... but that's a good thing... the getting into... not the girl... erp... *cough*) just wanted to give you love. i'm out.

from forallweknow :

K, now I know! http://hoodbrat.com/ under the resources then under FreeB's, and the font is called scriptina.

from golfwidow :

Meh, I knew I shouldn't have attempted that entry on painkillers. DQ isn't like the Beatles 'cos we're damned good but we haven't made history yet.

from mandy1389 :

i just started reading this diary and i think that it's awsome and really funnie

from forallweknow :

Hmmm, good question! I'm asking my designer for you, because she is the artist and I am the clueless consumer.

from hardlyasaint :

*sings* Where have all the diarists gone? *sigh*

from forallweknow :

Howdy! Which font where? My heading?

from discothekid :

It is a brand new design and thank you so much!

from kaybiff :

great sadness has befallen us all... a proper amount of mourning shall commense here on my end... *silence*

from golfwidow :

Way to appease me. : ) You rock the diplomatic.

from scanzilla :

That's okay, my words are only funny when there's a picture of Abraham Lincoln jerking off above them.

from mentalscars :

Interesting... but what possessed you to quote people? And hat makes you take those certain quotes?

from kaybiff :

...ok, i'm a whore and need to be pimped out a bit. i shan't ask to be quoted again, but i would just like to know (since you have a large following) if you could promote my contest? there's a prize and i would like for a bigger group to know of it. thank you (-even if you decide against it.)

from kaybiff :

[blast... and i thought she was gone... damn it all...(looks around nervously, rubbing hands together)] where'd you go, oh master of mine? what is thy bidding? please dissect more quotes out of the diaries so i don't actually *gasp and shudder* have to read them and determine on my own what to laugh at... please come back... MASTER?!

from scanzilla :

My quote hole is completely filled with quote tickets. Thank you.

from gumphood :

In that case you are amazing. Thats a task and 1/2

from gumphood :

I was talking to someone who replied from this site the other day. I was wondering if multiple people run this site or just one person. (this person like futurama)

from kaybiff :

blast.

from katehackett :

It's mostly amusing because it's SO flamingly clear that these people have put all their funny into leaving you a note asking to be looked at. And yet....their funny isn't all that, well, funny. I'm embarassed FOR them.

from kaybiff :

and regarding number three-- i don't need you to show me yours, i have my own... under my hoodie.

from kaybiff :

i did. but still i choose to ignore it and ask... and/or demand... satisfaction. (hangs head, not out of shame but because it seemed fitting.)

from piehole :

What? Do people not read the "about" page?

from kaybiff :

i must succeed! i must succeed! (i almost believe this... almost...)

from gumphood :

Alright now I have to know you REAL diary so I can read that. Anyone who loves that show as much as me deserves my complete attention. Zoidberg is a god.

from gumphood :

Oh I nabbed it from the show AS i was watching that episode. (the one where they are going to blow up the earht unless they finish Jenny mcNeil's show Single Female Lawyer) Okay I just reveled myself for the "dork" that I am

from gumphood :

Quoting me would be a crime. The best crime EVER. Not like those stupid "passion crimes," on COPS. Be a criminal. Lock me up. In you heart. Your heart of quotes. I hate myself for this.

from diaryquotes :

at first, stupid people annoyed me. then they angered me. now, stupid people make me laugh! hee hee! stupid.

from piecebypeace :

do you quoters read ALL the diaries in order to make an unbiased selection of quotes? i would sincerely doubt it because i've noticed the same people seem to be quoted over and over...it's rather disappointing.

from secondclass :

I have a third leg. It's true.

from kaybiff :

i DEMAND satisfaction! QUOTE ME! or face the wrath of a sexual frustrated seventeen year old virgin! yes, that's right. i said it. i went there. you WILL be sorry... i know the dangerous art of being well covered! you never know what's under my hoodie... (er... well, besides the obvious... er... anatomy... but i COULD have a third arm... all the better to choke you with until you conseded to do my bidding... and if it's gimpy, then i can throddle you with it until you do the same... but that's all to say IF there was a third arm, and i won't tell you until my terms are met.)

from chalktears :

ah, brilliant idea. I wish I thought of it first... that and condoms. Linking you.

from secondclass :

How about a celebrity fuck-a-thon thing oh grand master of DQ? I'm sure everyone wants to know which celebs we would all like to boff.

from thepeachtree :

add me to your favorates! quote me! i'm funny! look look! *juggles on one leg*

from kaybiff :

i wouldn't be a bother... i could sit quietly in the corner as you laugh at me... cry cry.

from zlosergirl :

Is there any way you can get like, your own diary quotes on this site?..

from kaybiff :

seriously... i update? does that do it for you?(er... is that desperation i smell? ... no, it's rasberries...)

from thepeachtree :

MMmmMMmmMMMmmm *brushes crumbs off shirt*

from vodkavases :

i wanted to let you know that the very best thing about waxing your car is that when your cat climbes on top and tries to get in through the open window... she falls off... that is all

from catzi :

I didn't get a cookie, but I did add you as a fave a while back so you probably didn't notice, so it's all good. Especially since I took a cookie button and linked on my page anyway. :p >^..^<

from preciousgift :

I wanted a snack so I snagged a cookie! :)

from kaybiff :

(and i wanted a gold star...) quote me. i'm funny. i swear it... cry cry.

from celtickatt :

Wow! Thank you for the plug! That's hella cool of you!

from kaybiff :

since i'm the two hundredth person to link to your site, do i win something? ...and please don't say a cookie...

from katehackett :

OOOOOOOOOOH. Button. MMmmm. Cookie.....:O) Thanks! I'll stick it up on the links page, yo.

from katehackett :

Much better. Now, since you caved to that, I should really start making more and more demands. ..... Too much work. Thanks babe!

from unclaimed :

Oh dearest Quotemaster... I'm quite happy to be part of the Classic Quoted. I'm rather poor at regular updates at the moment, as you know, so please feel free to dust off some older stuff. Thanks honey.

from katehackett :

YEs!!! The cookies ARE MINEEEEEEE! :o) Thanks for the reply, yo. I was beginning to think you never even bothered reading the notes section (because you have so many and most of them are 'I love you I love you, add me please!')

from katehackett :

The fark? I never got a cookie.

from vodkavases :

after a long day of hating and wanting to kill my exboyfriend, you are just what i need to unwind... thanks for the laughs

from katehackett :

Hm. Ya know, for all the notes you have, you really ought to be bruised from all the hitting that's gone on. But hey, whatever. much love to ya! And to golfwidow who, of course, made me come here by posting a very tempting looking link.

from dionada :

I noticed a sandwich theme among the "classic quotes" today. Or maybe it was just me. I think I'll go have me one.

from lula :

I enjoy you. I want to be one of you. I will settle for listing you as a favorite.

from golfwidow :

Everybody go read simon-lagrue. He's a newbie. Text=funny. Template=vaguely Gothlike. Profile photo=one of those smiles that make you wonder what he's up to.

from uclafan87 :

Hey! This is great! I read almost all of your "members" and I'd just like to say great picks! You are definitly going on my favorites.

from golfwidow :

My English is getting worser and worser.

from booberella :

ehhhhhhh. i already told her that technically, "quote" is an informal noun.

from roachhaus :

"grammatical errrors"??? What the hell? Since when do we get all proper in here. Summa us din't git our edukayshuns. Ah gradated from tha forth graid. how's about you's?

from scanzilla :

This site is 666 times sexier now that Genghis is a part of the club. He paid me to say this.

from s-c-o-t-t-y :

This diary is awsome cool! And my nam is Bren also!! ^_^

from vertigococoa :

Despite the grammatical error in your site's title (quote is only a verb- quotation is its noun counterpart), I always enjoy reading it. Keep up the great work :)

from stavexsail :

uhh well obvioulsy im like the 34782375987349582 + 6th noter to note you but owell. diary quotes kicks ass. makes me laugh like everyday. keep it up! woot woot...julian aka d0lla twen'y f0 [my alter ego...who is a rapper?]

from katehackett :

I was targeted by a diary that was a member of the haters diaryring (the diary itself was kateisaslut.diaryland)...needless to say, I was hurt and shocked by such strong feelings. ...However....I do NOT think that banning a haters diaryring/diary is the way to go: "I'm not pro-haters, but I am pro-speech. Deleting this is just kinda goofy and...well, goofy. We're all hateful at some point and it's a valid feeling. It should have a valid forum. HOWEVER: Hate should not result in things like crimes and such, but....we all should know how far we can take anger. Right? Right." I signed the petition and the above was my comment. Indeed.

from diaryquotes :

Because it brings into the spotlight a few people's inabilities to deal with random, anonymous criticism. I'm all about showing Andrew how that one voice of protest does not represent or justify his point of view, when there are so many other paying Diaryland users that would disagree.

from chloroform :

I don't think Andrew would ever close Haters anyway. The pro-haters petition does nothing more than draw attention to the anti-haters petition (which appears to be flopping anyhow). Why get involved when all it does is bring into the spotlight the inability of a few people to deal with random, anonymous criticism?

from tigah87 :

yay. yayayay. yayayayayay. sorry, got carried away there. I tend to do that. -Crystal (Rectal Jones) Noyes

from motherlode :

I may do drunken karoake with abandon, I do not battle rap.

from motherlode :

battle rap? like fuck!

from deathcake :

tonight's reading has been THE BEST sampling of funni-tizers I've seen in a very loooooooong time. tanx!

from wishes-stars :

i love this site. it cracks me up when i'm all pissed off!

from trinity63 :

I know I have said before -- and I will say it again, I am so loving this site:) I love snippets:) and reading snippets and quotes from other people's diaries. We must have the same taste, as I read pretty much who you do:)

from i-m-hideous :

Jee-Zuss! Now I'm craving a loaded Brazier burger and an Oreo cookie Blizzard. You are cruel, but also funny so all is forgiven.

from scanzilla :

Hey thanks for the care package, I love bologna and cheese cookies!

from roachhaus :

ha ha! I just saw my "cock" banner. Man, I'm good.

from starlight42 :

clicked on your banner. libbey from the block. I love it! nice diary!

from greatbigtree :

haha, you humans do have some funny things to say.. well, i'm going to go back to sucking nutrients out of the ground with my roots! mmm, mmm, that there is some gosh darn good nutrients!

from overlyemo :

That was a BAD BAD joke...meanies...I was afraid for a second I would have to be bored on my Saturday nights alone.

from k1ttykat :

*blinks* You know, I'd completely forgotten what day it was 'til I came here to cry my poor little heart out. *slinks off feeling stupid*

from and :

AHAHAHAHAHHH. good stuff. wanker.

from celtickatt :

Hehe! You had me going for a second. Glad it was all a joke!!!

from chalktears :

ah, that's just too funny.. I love it.

from specialbaby :

<3 the diary, <3 the quotes, but I mostly love the layout, only because I work at Dairy Queen and I gotta represent. Every thought of publishing a book of diary quotes?�

from altbaby27 :

Just wanted to say that I'm really entertained by the quotes. It even got me to read some of the diaries. I've been reading for a little while now(since golfwidow was added) and that I plan to continue to.

from trasker :

okay, you won't show me your boobs, but is there any law against me showing mine for a little return bum action? Because this deal is not below me.

from graphikid :

would that hard plastic thing be a hearing aid? damn this is the best page ever.

from kellybutton :

Okay, so I'm not that funny. But damn. You guys are. I read about a billion and a half entries, if you have that many. Yeah. So. Congrats, your shit's awesome.

from catzi :

this site is great. Very funny and love the layout.

from ursaminor2 :

finally! a "quotes site" that doesnt suck!

from chadin :

Hey. I loved the banner that I clicked on. Funny stuff man. I also think the diaryquotes idea is just damn funny. I know that sometimes people's quotes are even better than the actual entry. Well, I hope you check out my diary for some quotes. I know I have some somewhere, but my diary is a mess.

from sushichick :

The "not so fresh" banner is hilarious!!

from diaryquotes :

Hey yeah, thanks for sharing, Dr. Obvious.

from new-moon :

You can't buy sudafed in bulk, because it's an ingrediate in making Meth.

from katehackett :

I know some of you get your foreign policy info from the weekly newsletter that Bono and Susan Sarandon send out, but did it occur to you that the president and his advisors have a little bit better access to intelligence and national security information than your average Joe Celebrity? ....... BINGO!!!!

from inourhands :

this is the one diary that I try to read on a daily basis. And for some reason I always want dairy queen treats afterward:)

from invisibledon :

I always smile when I come here

from angelabaca :

I like your site. I do the same thing on 12%, skim the fun stuff, then on to other crap. p.s. - I show my boobs to strangers all the time. You should look into it.

from ugotsoul :

Oh shucks! he was always wonderful really! but thanks for the props nonetheless... :)

from powerofrock :

If you feel so inclined, would you take the following survey? Thanks for your time. http://members.diaryland.com/edit/showsurvey.phtml?name=powerofrock-loweryouriq

from idreamtrains :

oops! i forgot the sample diary entry that i wanted you to read in particular: http://central-red.diaryland.com/iputdownbut.html

from idreamtrains :

i am writing to recommend that one diary in particular be added to your fine, fine diary quotes list. this diary i am recommending is not mine as i am not adept at the one-line zingers. however my friend and confidante central-red (http://central-red.diaryland.com), is always reliable for a funny quotables. she herself would never recommend herself being that she is "2 kool 4 skool." having said that, you should go read her. she is also at the top of my profile page if that makes it any easier to find her. arrividerche!

from captvfirefly :

Thanks to golfwidow, I am now completely hooked on the wackiness known as DQ. And no, I won't ask to see your boobs. :)

from trinity63 :

I am so loving diary quotes -- it is funny! And I love seeing my buddies writing:) Good job!!!!!

from golfwidow :

.:mmmmwah:. Sorry if I slobbered. I'm all sitting in the corner and glee is my middle name. Thank you for letting me play with the big kids and for not poking too much fun at my incessant groveling.

from secondclass :

I don't care. Does that make me special?

from unclaimed :

A plant? A plant! Them's fightin' words, dag-nammit!

from his-boy :

yer doin a good job.I enjoy the site.

from booberella :

Ha ha! I think you planted him, Fletcher! To boost your hits! Not caring about readership anymore, my FOOT!

from unclaimed :

Well thank you. That's rather flattering.

from disarmedone :

haha. your crap is hilarious...and crap in a good way. yes, you are now one of the few daily reads of mine. WOO WOO. but uhh yah. pretty funny people you have there. haha im gunna have to say UNCLAIMED is my favorite...the dudes awsome. btw, you might know me as DOLLA TWENTY FO'...thats my alter ego rapper name..no? ok. well keep doing the quotes!

from sweeters :

too damn funny...should be outlawed....hey man, no matter how many times I don't ask... I don't want to see your boobs, LoL

from dasauce :

What do you mean telling GW that no guy updates that often? HRM? What's wrong with enjoying yer ten minutes a day on this lovely chunk of un-real-estate? Geez. Slamming guys in notes and you think we won't notice? --DaSauceOfDeepYetSillyUmbrage

from beatlesgyrl :

You must be a pretty cool cat to accurately perceive what is witty. I couldn't agree with your tastes more. These quotes are all hilarious. I will return for more laughter.

from dacoso :

Ever slow to the punch, I just recently came upon your site, thanks to idiot-milk. It's great to see that someone came up with such a great idea to make the best parts of entries available. And for people like me, who have no life and spend hours going blind staring at pixels forming diary templates and the occasional naked body (pop-ups--I swear!), it's a way to find new diaries to add to my ever-growing list. Thanks!

from wicked-sezzy :

good news kiddies! i know you've probly all been suicidal over my lack of computer access the last month or dos (um...right? RIGHT?? well maybe just a teensy put out? right?), but guess what? i'm comin' back babies! wheeee! we're FINALLY getting a phone line at my apartment so i'll be able to update again without having to use my damn parents computer. wheeee!

from lilmissalien :

I have my moments. Sometimes. But one that you NEED to use (apart from mine ;) ) is ...aw hell, all the men I have on my list have stopped too. Maybe all the men are suffering delayed ejaculation. In the diary sense, of course... ;)

from bluepyro :

i want to be quoted:\ but if you're looking for a guy i suggest you read ray-andrew. he's a really great writter. his writting is inspirational, funny, and very unique...please consider it!!!

from dasauce :

Bren? I'm not even a boob guy but for some reason I was told to ask to see yours. [Why I trust my sources, I have no idea, but here goes.] So may I? Oh, and I just fave'd yer asses. Thankee. You make me giggle. DaSauce

from rarwhoisthis :

check out rarr.

from golfwidow :

Meh, I'm done kissing your collective arses to try to get an audition; I know I'm not worthy. Go get Genghis; he so rocks. I did, however, want to point out that you have "archives" spelled wrong on your navigation. Every time I see the word "Achives," I either think of green oniony topping for baked potatoes, or I want to say, "Gesundheit."

from brotherchaos :

Just pausing to say how much I enjoy the random quotations... from one evil genius to another.

from deathcake :

may I please vote for 'porktornado' to be considered? He's totally quoteable like whoa.

from katehackett :

Wellp, now I'll just say it: Pick me! ;o) You need new ones, oui? Give a looksee, wouldcha?

from a-splinter :

You know... I read all of the below "notes" as if they're auditions, Bren. HAHAHAHA. Ahem. Sorry. But ya know... somebody had to say it.

from katehackett :

*giggles* "Terminally ill people care nothing for political correctness. They don't have time for such assholian niceties." Wait...they were all funny! And so true. Oh so true. :oP Nice work, luv!

from euphoria21 :

Defenitely enjoyed myself reading this. Maybe it's becasue I'm high, you never know. But it was fun.

from celtickatt :

To save myself from looking like a massive retard, I will refrain from trying to write anything witty. I'll just stick with, "Your site is fucking awesome! I LOVE reading these funny-ass quotes!" See, not witty at all, and I even got my point across. ;p

from thebrenda :

this is some good times AND noodle salad, i say.

from trinity63 :

Hey what a neat idea:) I can really get into this:) I love snippets:) I love this site:)

from idiot-milk :

Yay for Diaryquotes! And don't even worry about the template, silly girl. Plastic Jesus has done just fine, and he'll continue to do just fine until you do get a chance. Ain't no thang. (how hip am I? woo!) Anyway. You rule. The end. Carry on.

from blackeyed- :

You've managed to gather together some of the funniest people at diaryland and put them all on one page. Plus, you're saving me the trouble of reading entire entries. Because I am a lazy whore. I admit it.

from melomane :

I think that stealing someone else's ideas and words is worse than stealing money out of the cash register drawer. And to play innocent victim after he was bagged, well, that just makes it worse. He bears keeping a close watch on. Otherwise he'll be typing out chapters from "Bridget Jones' Diary" and claiming them as his own.

from diaryquotes :

Oh, I never linked to his diary. If someone wanted to see his diary, they had to go to the page of Fletcher's. Or they had to type in his name themselves, and we all know how no one wants to do THAT. And anyhow, I thought it was poking fun at him, and it was Daisy's idea, and a brilliant one, I think. Hee hee. Daisy hates Daltmeir more than any of us, I think.

from unclaimed :

I don't think the publicity he got was anywhere nearing good. If he was nicking entries for popularity, then that kinda backfired. Sure, he got nearly a thousand hits in one day (we were counting), but all of them were from people who instantly hated him. Not the best light under which to be seen, methinks.

from roachhaus :

do you realize how much publicity you are giving daltmeir? I suggest you remove this page and forget him completely. He doesn't deserve the attention he's getting from this debacle

from chloroform :

I find it fascinating that this plagiarizing character has locked his diary. Anyone else noticed yet? Also, from what I was able to see a few days ago, he is not only horribly unoriginal, but a horrible speller. No wonder he feels the need to pilfer the work of others.

from unclaimed :

Umm, hang about. How can you review a quotes site? That doesn't make any sense.

from mirnad :

Haha v.funny!!! Would you like to have your hilarious site reviewed by 1-100 Reviews? I'd appreciate it a bunch! Thanks! The site is http://review-1-100.diaryland.com Bye!

from katehackett :

*laughs*...DQ...HAh. Sigh. It's the little things with me. The really, really little things.

from chloroform :

I read this before the paper in the morning. It's nice to see this much high-caliber humor in one concise little digest. Also a great way to find some awesome diaries. Many thanks for keeping me entertained. I have the attention span of a gnat on speed. :)

from stoopid-me :

i think this is a really neat idea, something new ... do believe i'll be adding this to my favorites ^_^

from heidiann :

YAY! I'm so glad you loved it as much as I did! I wanted to post it before Valentines Day so people could use it but my boyfriend knows the address to my diary and I didn't want to chance ruining the surprise. I'm SO going to use it for the rest of my life. Hell it's so kick ass I might just use it for all major holidays.

from k1ttykat :

*Grins* Believe me, I'll be back often - I'm pretty convinced that quick fixes of laughter are essential to healthy living!

from cheshireluci :

Great layout! Great site! Will be back!!

from im-a-cloud :

I hate to join the flock, but I must say I enjoy the site. Despite the fact that I'm Canadian. .. and No, that was not a slam against Canadians.

from penmaster :

can u show me ur boobs?

from lydibug :

BAD ASS BANNER. Bad ass site.

from saiyanstar :

I love this!

from cant-make-me :

how do you do it? it must be hard to find those hilarious quotes...

from coffeebitch :

Ice Cream Clone site! That's GREAT!!! I love it.

from wicked-sezzy :

That was so touching, really. I'm happy you did that.

from thespark :

You should really visit The Spark. This note does not necessarily reflect the opinion of The Spark, just me, Jennifer, a.k.a. http://miss-miami.diaryland.com. OK, that's cleared up. If 12% beer is claling you a clone site, shouldn't you call yourself an ice cream clone site?

from daisyjaneane :

I'm glad you put the tribute on the site, Bren. And you did a wonderful job on it, it's beautiful.

from lunablossom :

I think it's beautiful what you did.

from thecritic :

That was a beautiful tribute Bren.

from secondclass :

Although the shuttle crash was pretty much shrugged off here in the UK, some of us stood open-mouthed watching it and hearing about it. I'm glad to know that as a nation, you guys show the respect owed to those heroes of exploration. <salutes and hangs head in memory>

from blackeyed- :

Funny shit, I'm telling you. And yes, I too love the boobs.

from chica-diablo :

Oh Oh Ohhhh! Is it true you are thinking of making some link buttons for DQ? I have been waiting to link you folks for positivley ages and buttons would be fantastic! Love your work!

from austinliz :

Mmmm... funnyliscious. Also funny is that there's a banner for diary quotes right above this little note box thing. Isn't that ironic? So ironic I just might piss my pants.

from usagiangie1 :

lol. I love the banner. Yes, we all like breasts. Cool diary concept! http://usagiangie1.diaryland.com

from el-guapo :

I like boobees.

from cant-make-me :

how lucky am i? clicked on a funny banner and found an even funnier site! you quote some of my favorite diaries! you rock :o)

from angelaeryn :

I admit it. I found DQ through the boobs banner. It has got to be the funniest site ever, though. You guys are great!

from ms-trudy :

I just wanted to tell you that I really love checking out this diary. It's one of the best. I am a big fan of anything random and well, yours is the epitome of random goodness. Cheers!

from alicegonemad :

I like your CPR banner. That's the way it should be done ^_^

from diaryquotes :

I don't know what the hell is wrong with the message boards. I might have to -- GASP! -- reset them all. Dammit. At any rate, look for a brand new banner out... Made by Roach!! You'll know it when you see it. Ha ha.

from theoddone72 :

Dude! This site is the funniest I've found on Dland. Ever. I love it!

from facepunch :

hahhahahahahahah NICE.

from jenne1017 :

I so don't get the 12% beer thang but you I do...thanks to the about page. I read many on the list so yeah, adding ya!! Cool Shiznick!

from sensualminx :

Wheeee! I finally saw a DQ banner! It was the 12% Beer/Something Different banner... Not boobies, but still cool.

from sensualminx :

Okay. I'm still pissed that I sit here refreshing my screen and I still haven't seen one. fucking. banner. See, still I don't get to see boobies.

from darksa :

you mean... you want to see cock, paul? BWAHAHA... but no, that's a good idea. i think i'll use the evan marriot underwear poster. HEE HEE.

from secondclass :

when are we doing the COCK banner?

from ravenaurora :

Love it! I work at DQ, so I love the layout too!

from lilmissalien :

This is FUNNY! I like this and will come back muchly since 'quoted' seems to have wound down. Diary Reviews said I was funny, but I don't think so...maybe out of context I am, otherwise I just sound like I have a pole up my butt.

from silverbiker :

interesting :)

from darksa :

Yes, it's true, folks. The boobs ad is OUT!!

from scanzilla :

Funny banner ad. Boobies are my favorite part of breakfast.

from tasks :

Your banner is brilliant! And it's so true, I love boobs!

from unclaimed :

Und mi speelingg iz atrowshius toodai, izntt et?

from unclaimed :

I have no response to that. I AM off to the States, and most likely WILL drink coffee. I would object to being called a slag, but by the rime I've thought of a siuitably witty response, I'll be on an airplane anyways. So ner.

from secondclass :

Shut it you SLAG!!! You're going to America tomorrow to drink coffee and stuff. I get to do really fun stuff like go to work and slowly go insane...

from diaryquotes :

WOOO! MESSAGE BOARDS!. WOOO!.

from phoenixchild :

This layout is one kick-ass layout you have going on.

from unclaimed :

And with all this going on, why do people still refer to little old me as Kingpin and Pimp? Surely my title has been stripped in favour of those in second class...

from unclaimed :

Yeah I know. I heard all about it the next day. Paul is under strict instructions to clearly label all photographic evidence kept on the computer so that I know not to trespass in that folder (hence, any impromptu breast shots and what have you (I don't even wanna know) will not be viewed by me without express permission of all involved), and that he has to at least wipe the computer clean the before going to bed. I refuse to clean that up. I'm kinda worried about leaving for three weeks now - there's no telling what he'll get up to while I'm away, let alone in the bloody house. Dear oh dear.

from darksa :

Fletch. (Feltch.) You are too late, my friend. The first showing was the other night. Maybe you should spruce your living room up a bit, bring in the crowds. Paul's Man Show could be a lucrative second job for you.

from unclaimed :

Not in my fucking living room, you ain't, mate.

from secondclass :

Ha - all this talk of cock-calenders! I shall be opening a Cock-Theatre. That'll get the punters in.

from wicked-sezzy :

oooh, so very pretty! DAMN MY NON-INTERNET HAVING NEW APARTMENT! oh well. i can't update as much. but i don't get kicked out, do i? uh...do i? hey!

from daisyjaneane :

What the. . . . Hey, my diary is all messed up. It looks like a piece of really bad concrete poetry. What happened? It looked okay when I typed it out. What am I doing wrong? Could my journal be. . . . . haunted?

from motherlode :

"....as her sexy alter-ego, TIENDA DEL SEXO!" - ahem. I'm damn sexy all the time, not only when I assume my alter ego. DAMN SEXY! ALL THE TIME!

from and :

In all fairness, I only found 'diaryquotes' and have been your bitch just today. I've been Kevin Spacey's bitch for years. Also, I hate cute and fuzzy shit. Sorry, that's the banner on top of this box right now. In other news: you rock my socks.

from gargy :

Hilarious. I laughed so hard I swallowed my tongue. (I didn't really, but it sounds mighty impressive!)

from darksa :

Ah, good! I was worried. :) Canadian Love! Go Leafs!

from twelvebeer :

Yo, Bren, thou dost not smelleth. I'm not sure what happened to that thread on the messageboard. If you'd prefer a new one, let us know. 12% linked you back in December when you launched, and new news has replaced you. No need to be offended, my sweet. Yours in MonkeyLove, 12% Beer.

from ciaramyst :

from motherlode :

uh, Penii.

from motherlode :

I meant yummy = DQ layout. My voluptuous everything is rather partial to ice cream. My alter-ego TIENDA SEXO! would probably go for the penis thing. Whatever the hell the penis thing is. I don't even know these penises.

from darksa :

ha ha! i knew you weren't slamming me. i was saying "fuck this fucking template." "no, i don't think i WILL 'fuck stummies.'" "get your finger out of my face don." "don't you touch my finger." "get your finger out of my FACE, Don!" "don't touch my finger!"

from chubbychic :

I hope you didn't think my comment re: the archives was a slam on you babe. On the contrary.. its all andrew's fault. He just needs to press a button to fix it. But if ya don't care, I don't care... just piss on this message. It would be my pleasure to be your beatch.

from piehole :

Wait! Are we all showing our bits? For a DQ calender? What? Who? Where am I? Who are you? Who am I? What's this sticky thing on my shoe?!

from darksa :

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. here's me not caring about the archives. (yeah. bitches, it took me nearly SIX HOURS to find a code that worked with tables. so, be quiet.) I like the penis talk, though. I also like the thought of a calander with the word "Peni" on it. Oooh, hey -- justthissecond I received three magnet magazines in the mail! And it came with two cds and a 7" single. Wheeee!

from chubbychic :

ooOooo me me me. I think we should make a calendar called "The Peni of Diary-Quotes" That would kick-ass. OH! BREN! I noticed that the new template isn't showing up on the older entries. I had this happen to me before and I had to email andrew to correct it. Sometimes his server doesn't refresh or somethin.

from roachhaus :

Alright , everyone just hold up one moment. How did we go from Man-boobs to Penis? There's a natural progression of "show me/show you". And it is as follows.... Man-boobs, girl-boobs, man-penis, girl.. er uh... you know, the thing .... it rhymes with Flagina. OK, I won't show my man-penis, but I'll show you my legs... they're hot. Any takers?

from unclaimed :

Hey, how come Roach's penis gets all the attention? Not that I'm saying he doesn't deserve it, but y'know. Seems a little like favouritism to me. I think my penis and I will just sulk for a while.

from chubbychic :

Bren, you are amazing. I absolutely LOVE the new layout,.. it kicks ass. And is there something special about Roach's penis that I should know? Is it covered with sprinkles too???? mmmmm

from piehole :

Is Tones calling the Penis Talk yummy? Or the new design yummy?... Because I can go either way, depending on the penis... Any takers? (Roach)

from motherlode :

ooOOooOOOo! yummy!

from coffeebitch :

I love the design--but you already knew that. And the new name things are pretty. Sprinkles!

from chubbychic :

All I saw was "Penis". And I'm here to say that I want in.

from darksa :

PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! When do we get to touch penis? I mean, talk about. Yeah.

from piehole :

No. DQ is all man-boob, all the time. And tomorrow? We shall talk of the penis!

from unclaimed :

You're right. This man-boob talk is proving a little strange. Can we get back onto the female variety?

from darksa :

all this man-boob talk... :::takes bite of Mini DQ Orgy:::

from roachhaus :

Ah, Jenn.... always with the good ideas. But I'm afraid my man-boobs might cause a peri-staltic chain reaction leading to mass vomiting. I've got a fairly hairy chest, so you could imagine how my man-boobs look. BUT... if you want, I'll take a picture of my man-boobs. MAN-BOOBS! Say it again...

from fiercelingua :

Ah hell. You dashed all my hopes when you said you wouldn't show me your boobs. I suppose I'll just have to move to a convent and foreswear women forever. -sigh- LOL anyway... amusing site and intresting idea. I always forget if HTML works in these notes or not. So if you see a lot of p's... well, they don't work... /A

from piehole :

OOH! We should have a DQ BOOB-ATHON! ... Boys first.

from piehole :

Yeah, what boobs? Where?

from darksa :

...boobs?...

from motherlode :

people on the internet take pictures of their boobs?

from roachhaus :

Ah yes. You have to appreciate the fact that we're using up Diaryland's server space to write notes convincing Bren to show her boobs. Ah yes.

from darksa :

ha ha. NO. you pervs. you don't care about quoting diaries. you just want to see me naked. =P

from secondclass :

just send 'em to my email address then hun.

from darksa :

ha ha. ha. ......ha. NO.

from unclaimed :

Hey, more of this and perhaps we could demand pictures of Bren's boobs for the banners. Just for authenticity and stuff.

from piehole :

HEY! What's so wrong with taking pictures of your own boobs?

from darksa :

yeah, those are mine. screwball. :P NO THEY'RE NOT. Like I would take pictures of my own boobs.

from roachhaus :

By the way Bren. Are those YOUR boobies? Cause.... "Holy Flurking Schnitt!"

from chubbychic :

The banners rock, baby. I can't tell you how impressed I was. The new Liberty ones are a trip!!!

from roachhaus :

I don't think there will be any problem with the boobs banner. Have you seen the banners for "prostittuee"? It's all full of chunky naked women. I'm wondering if Andrew even LOOKS at the banners.

from msgolightly :

Funny stuff. Great page.

from darksa :

that's what i'm banking on. "bollocks" might ring a bell, but hello-ooo, "wanker"? "tosser"? "snog"? that shit will breeze right through. i mean, c'mon. they're not dirty in America. They're just silly sounding.

from unclaimed :

Well, the banners get checked before they run them, so the CPR one might not make it through. But there again, English swear words fly straight past most people of an American background. The boobs one and the Xtina one had Paul and I in hysterics.

from darksa :

allow? is there a council for decency among diaryland banners? if so, i'm afraid the boobs won't pass muster, either.

from unclaimed :

These banners of yours are getting better and better. I don't think they'll allow the CPR one though, what with all the swearing. I still quite like the boobs one, but then I suppose I would...

from darksa :

I am unstoppable. I've added four new banners since yesterday.

from darksa :

Brilliant. I just came up with another banner thanks to Daisy. Heh heh. (Did anyone see the newest addition? It's a Simpsons banner.)

from daisyjaneane :

I say, make all the banners play fair and take turns. They are all so cool, I hate to think of any of them not being used. And it would prevent jealousy and any feelings of mis-use among the banners. You know how they talk when they get together. (from the work in progress: "Everything I Know About Life I Learned From DiaryQuotes"

from joeclub :

the boobs was supposed to be a play on the eyeballs. and i'm running all of them, when i get the supergold. i just wanted to know what everyone liked the best. :)

from piehole :

Thank friggin' god. No eye banners! Wussup with all the eyes? It's either squirrelx or EYEBALLS.

from piehole :

No no no! Eeyore!!!! Eeyore! ... The 12% beer mocking runs a far second... But, EEYORE! EEYORE!

from wicked-sezzy :

not that there's anything wrong with that.

from wicked-sezzy :

not that i'm a lesbian or anything.

from wicked-sezzy :

the boobs are the best. also the 12% Beer one. but that one won't be funny to everyone. do the boobs!!! sezzy likey booby!

from unclaimed :

Damn, we're some funny mo-fo's.

from diaryquotes :

Hey y'all. I added meta tags to Diary Quotes. So anytime anyone is searching for anything remotely connected to Diaries, or Quotes, we'll pop up. :)

from coffeebitch :

The drunken typos was the BEST THING EVER!

from wicked-sezzy :

Well, you know, I do what I can. Heh heh...it's SO weird because the previous drunken entry I wrote about my hatred for the Turkish and didn't make a single mistake...must've been because I was typing with one eye open to prevent myself from seeing double.

from diaryquotes :

JEBUS, Sezzy! We've had over our normal quota of hits today ALREADY in the 12 hours your drunken typos has been up. I daresay that it's the #1 Greatest DQ Hit of all time. I should seriously make you some sort of trophy gif thing...

from nyx-alastair :

I laughed so hard my cheeks hurt. This stuff is great.

from squirrelx :

I found out about this site from readin' Unclaimed's diary and I'm sure glad I did. Thanks for the laughs! Best, Xtine / Squirrel X

from thecritic :

That's some mighty find drunk typo-ing maybe one day I too will achieve that high level of success with spelling errors while intoxicated woooh

from darksa :

Hmm. Well, my next quote for you had nothing to do with assholes. I should go re-read that entry to try and cull a properly offensive quote from it. I mean, DQ is all about tits, ass, and sex. Also, penises and poop. Anyways, yeah, Sezzy. I noticed the drunkeness. I was considering doing an entry entirely devoted to your strange and hilarious misspellings whilst you are drunk. (For some reason, I'm a BETTER typer when I'm wasted. I think it's because I loosen up. Tee hee.)

from wicked-sezzy :

dude at first i was really upset that my tirade against asshole waxing didn't make the latest cut. then i realized what was hapennin and i said "o hokay. it'll make the next one." hee! by the way, i'm drunk again.

from a-splinter :

Bren... you always find the craziest entries to use as quotes from me. Thanks though... nice having my own "show." (coincidentally... I received more readers. Yay.)

from connie-cobb :

Dammit Bren, I didn't know this was your operation. Weeee! -colleen

from darksa :

hrmmm. maybe i just find a lot of stuff to quote from each entry. i thought it was more like three entries per day. ha ha. maybe I'M the schizo one!

from roachhaus :

color me badd, don't I feel honored. I'm not rabid, just a little schizoid. no really, one entry per day. that's not rabid is it?

from darksa :

whore. =P

from piehole :

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

from piehole :

HAH! If Bren has the email-me-when-I-get-a-note feature on, she will get copious emails telling here she just got a note. Except.... It's ME AGAIN!

from piehole :

And I am out of beer!! This is surely the saddest day in the history of mankind!!!

from piehole :

I will only "speech" if I get to Halle-Berry cry.

from wicked-sezzy :

hmmmm...i feel so cheap and dirty, bc "westminster crabby" isn't even mine! i swiped it from the 'friends' episode i kept referring to in that entry!!!! i will now hang my head in shame and light myself on fire as punishment.

from pantasy :

Oh my sides, they split when I read your page! Looks like the boys are having gut stew for dinner tonight.

from coffeebitch :

But sometimes it's worse when you are used to getting it on a regular basis, huh?

from unclaimed :

A month and a half, CB? Crikey, I remember what a month and a half felt like... That was a few months back. Oh now that's not a happy thought. And I won't even mention Paul's (secondclass) enforced abstinance. Anyways, I'd like to thank the Academy...

from roachhaus :

gawd damn! that was the funniest batch yet. A-splinter is currently my favorite favorite. I nearly peed my trousers on the speaky the french bit. and by the way, bren, please don't change your layout to accomodate us mac users (me). though Diary Queen... that rocks!

from coffeebitch :

I liked the awards! Yay! For the record, however, I would like to note that I was not lamenting (only) about my status as a single female. Had I been doing that it would have sounded more like "Jesus, Mary and Joesph! It's been a MONTH AND A HALF since another human being has touched my naughty bits! I need ASS and I need it NOW!" Just wanted to clarify. Thank you.

from thecritic :

What kind of an awards entry was that? Where were all of the overdramatized Oscar calibur thank you speeches? I might cry if I don't see "I'd like to thank the little people.." or "They like me they really really like me" soon! Honest to God I'll weep openly... okay I'm lying but still... food for thought.

from diaryquotes :

Hee hee. You post as JoeClub, I post a Diary Quotes. We're a funny bunch. (Now everyone knows what we are REALLY doing with our time.) Anyhow, yeah, I'm only at 1024x768. But I forgot things look funny on your comp. It's because of the Mac, I think. Style sheets and IE HTML code look different in a Windows operating system. WOOO! Listen to me talk nerd. Anyhow, it's not anything ready to go. Just what I've been threatening to change the DQ to if you all keep complaining.

from joeclub :

Jeezus! How high of resolution do you have? I doubt no more than my Apple 21-inch monitor. But alas, I think my problem is that anything I view on my Mac is going to look screwed up. Just like nothing on piehole works on my computer at work. I've become used to it. Sorry for the attitude.

from diaryquotes :

Well, Roach, when you're looking at the new layout with a higher resolution monitor, nothing overlaps. Sigh. I haven't quite nailed down the 800x600 design. I was going to ask Jen for help, but I figure she's busy and stuff. (Working. Whatnot.)

from smartepants :

This was a really good idea, I had visited several times when the layout was the diaryqueen (which was really clever, indeed) and I like the new one too, especially cuz I love eating fortune cookies because they usually piss me off with their stupid not-so-fortune-esque-words, that I can get back at them individually by munching on them. I chew especially harder on the REALLY jerky ones, like the one that told me that my business will assume vast proportions. Maybe I'd be appreciative if I HAD a business. But enough about the damned fortune cookies who dont deserve so much recognition, because I'm wasting time on them when I should be praising you. And for the record, 12% is not all THAT funny, usually :)

from coffeebitch :

I think both layouts are fantastic. If I had to vote, it would be for the Dairy Queen one. That's because I like softserve more than fortune cookies. It's all about food with me.

from roachhaus :

I like it, Bren. Though I think you should put a little more padding indisde the outer box, so the text block doesn't overlap the logo or ice cream cone. Looks great! I love it.

from unclaimed :

Ooh now that's wonderful. Most impressed over here. The text might be a mite bigger, though. Other than that, it's great stuff.

from diaryquotes :

Oh, you big babies. "No! No! Don't take away the cookie!" "Wait, Dairy Queen? We like Dairy Queen! Bring on the soft serve!" Make up your minds, already. Here, cut and paste this, it should help: http://shagpro.com/Bren/diary/quote/dairyqueen.html

from unclaimed :

And let us not forget the mythical powers of the marshmallow, too.

from piehole :

JELLY BEANS!

from chubbychic :

mmmmm... hot fudge and wet nuts. What could be better?

from wicked-sezzy :

Oh dude. DAIRY QUEEN!!! that sounds like fun!!!!!!!! mmmmmmmm...soft serve. can we get it dipped?

from darksa :

Yeah, Dairy Queen. But I labeled it "Diary Quotes", in place of "Dairy Queen." So I'm all mixed up.

from unclaimed :

"...Moo..."

from piehole :

Wait. DIARY Queen? Or DAIRY Queen? Because I would SO be all over a Dairy Queen layout.

from darksa :

what? I HAVE to quote myself. I'm so goddamned funny! ha ha! And I have a Diary Queen themed layout just rarin' to go, but everyone loves the fortune cookie thing.

from coffeebitch :

Lookie here! I've been off in my own little world why everyone is getting all buddy-buddy on DQ! Sorry about that. I swear I wasn't trying to be snotty. I'm shy. Hi.

from roachhaus :

I agree. We all rock hard like Krokus. But wait, is it not elitist to quote one's self in a diary quotes diary? Does not the bee need the flower? Does not the mountain need the valley? Does not my ass need kicking?

from piehole :

Filipinos represent!

from motherlode :

hey, piehole's not the only asian/european descended ethnic pudding bag around here!

from wicked-sezzy :

Well see I was trying to make him feel *better*, but I guess since we know how "sensitive" I am it was unsuccessfully. As for Sexxy, it's a common mistake. Its roots lie in the fact that, damnit, I am pretty fucking sexxxxxxxxy. Yeah baby!!!!

from piehole :

Wait... Why made the boy cry? Sezzy? (And why do I continually type it as Sexxy? Hrm. I'm straight! I swear! Except for that one time. But that doesn't count.)

from piehole :

Did I mention? I so happy Roachhaus is here? ... Don't tell him, but I think he's my favorite. Ssssssh!

from sensualminx :

Hey, you all need to stop being so damn funny. It puts pressure on those of us who are comically challenged ;)

from secondclass :

how is fletch entertertaining? whats the extra "ter" for? ter-rible? ter-minal?

from darksa :

Aww, see! Now all you bastards have made the devil cry! That makes me sad. So anyway, check out my new entry and crap. I talk about ME!

from devilish- :

*sits in the corner sobbing*

from wicked-sezzy :

I am nothing if not a conformist to good spelling and sentence structure. ~stifles giggles~ Oh hell, BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! I can hardly spell my own NAME. It's actually Sazzy. Swear to god.

from darksa :

hee hee. don't pick on the poor guy. he hasn't done anything wrong. :) i can't spell, either.

from devilish- :

btw - i didn't mean to start a whole thing by calling you elitist, i was just, as the mafioso would say 'breakin' ya ballz'. sorry.

from devilish- :

my way of being nice is being overtly sarcastic and mean until ppeople give up and fall in love with me :)

from devilish- :

i do say nice things

from a-splinter :

Which is why you decided to succumb to conformity and spell elitist correctly, devilish-? Of course. And Bren, you're too nice.

from devilish- :

umm...I spelt it like that on purpose, so I wouldn't fit in. I'm an outcast. A diaryland non-elitist outcast. I shall now return to excile. exile. eksile.

from wicked-sezzy :

you could start by spelling elitist correctly. heheheheheheheh!

from devilish- :

aha, FINE. Good thing I'm not a postal worker or you people would be all shot and stuff now..

from darksa :

stop asking. <g>

from devilish- :

whats a guy gotta do to become part of this elitest group of quoted peoples?

from unclaimed :

You love my criticisms really. What with them being all cute and fluffy and saying 'eep' all over the place. They're adorable. Go on, admit it, you're as addicted to them as me...

from diaryquotes :

YOU AND YOUR BLOODY CRITICISMS. No, kidding. I fixed the header. Had to swap them out, or the whole thing would be top heavy. Anyhoo, I needed to update the profile anways, to include a-spinter and roachhaus. Wicked awesome.

from motherlode :

what do you mean, don't update as much as the others? heh

from unclaimed :

Excellent. I love us too. This is all rather cosy, isn't it? (Oh and Bren? The profile still says 'devallyk'...)

from piehole :

Hey! It's Roachiz-ouse! Also. I love us.

from a-splinter :

I agree about the Diary Quotes banner being at the top rather than the bottom. Also, thanks for adding me to this clique.

from unclaimed :

Bren, my precious? Just a thought, but I think the Diary Quotes title should be back at the top of the page on the template instead of the bottom. It just struck me as looking neater, is all.

from roachhaus :

Ah, man... I had no idea you were the diaryquote person, Bren. I just love reading quotes taken out of context. What a great diary... that you don't have to do any work on. -roachhaus

from unclaimed :

Ah well. There is no comedy without tragedy, and so we reserve the right to be sexist and so forth. I'm sure that if we all spoke of a nice unoffensive subject like, say, Q-Tips, it wouldn't half as entertaining...

from devilish- :

I think diaryquotes is- elitest, prejudiced, ageist, racist sexist biased and a whole load of other -ed words. yet i carry on reading. you funny, funny, mean people. let me sunbathe in your shadows.

from daisyjaneane :

DiaryQuotes rocks. I read it every day. If it's been a slow day, I read it more than once. We all seem so literary and intelligent and hilarious and witty, on here. Of course, we all truly ARE those things and more but here on DiaryQuotes, everybody will realize it. There's just something about being taken out of context that really livens up the party. On this site, my mundane life actually seems interesting. Bren: as usual, GREAT idea.

from devilish- :

hahaha, jokers! i'll be back (unintentional quote, honest)

from piehole :

HAHA! I know who said "It's like that 12% beer thing, except funny!" PS - I love cookies!

from a-splinter :

"""...we're not out to rule the world or anything. We'll leave that up to the Canadians.""" ~~~~~ Heh.

from wicked-sezzy :

eek! love the new look! this is my one and only suggestion for the layout: ~climbs atop soapbox~ I say f*$^ the 12% Beer folk and put back the fun little buttons with our names on them above our quotes! Those things were super fun, and (i think) the only reason you changed 'em was cos the 12%ers were mean to us. Like, who caaares if there's more than one fun diaryquotes thing? ~clambers down from soapbox~ Hee hee!!! Anywho, love it, I think it's so fun to go and see which quotes you picked. :-) you rule!

from secondclass :

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! We're like, popular... eep!

from golfwidow :

Is there a way, any way at all, to get you guys to have friends other than the group of friends you already have? 'Cos I love your site and your layout, and I want to hang around in there and be noticed like you guys. I suppose I could continue hanging around and worshipping you from afar, but I think that's probably doing you more good than it's doing me. Merry Christmas, Hanukah, Winter Solstice, or Wednesday to you.

from chubbychic :

I love the new layout!! It kicks-ass. I also like the "'Splainin" section. You did and awesome job.

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