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from fatnomore :
Ditto on the pizzassword. [email protected]. Yes, I'm still here, just greatly apathetic and bleurghy.
from freshhell :
Would like password please. Please?
from vla :
word to what limes said.
from limes-sugar :
Why you locked? What ? What? Need to read lizabee. WTF. WIll you give me a shout out with yo' passwizzy? [email protected] Much love, LIMES
from vla :
Ok, I've been meaning to tell you this for a while too: You have fantastic taste in music. Also! You're Lithuanian AND Italian? Me too! Weird huh? My grandma was 100% Sicilian.
from blueavenue :
wow! you are so pretty! and i think you guys make a very attactive couple. yay. i love pictures. heh. ok it's time to eat. =)
from jumblygiant :
Valerie is 100% right - you are beautiful! Wonderful cat photo! I want to smish Brutus and all of his wonderful tiger kitty fluffiness. (My cat is a tiger kitty, so I'm a little partial.) I also have a hula dancer shower curtain! Happy Monday!
from vla :
Aw! Pictures! I love it! Ok. I have been seriously dying to add pictures too... By the way, you're so pretty! (Ignore all my exclamation points; I'm just really excited.) What kind of digital camera do you have? Did you just upgrade to a gold membership? Hmmm. I really love diaries with pictures, but I also really love wordy diaries so I'd like to do both. Anyway. I totally want to copy you�as usual.
from jumblygiant :
Thanks for adding me! Your diary is wonderful! I adored the entry about the weekly pointsetta reminder. I would want to keep getting the emails too. I think I might start emailing random people on a regular basis...sounds like a good hobby for me. Have a good weekend!
from justvivo :
I LOVE the new layout! And yes yes... Netflix all the way. I actually thought of you this weekend when I went up to snowboard because one of the things I took along to snack on... wasabi peas!
from evildilara :
Uh yeah, I am pretty sure the world is going to end now. It is January 12 and I am not wearing a coat, gloves or babushka. They say it will be 18 degrees on Saturday so enjoy it while you can!
from vla :
A new layout! Also, this needs to be said: I stalk your favorites list. You know that, don't you? You always add the best peeps. Notice our favs are quite similar...
from blueavenue :
have you thought about getting netflix? if not, then you definitely should! somehow now when i think of arrested development i think of portia de rossi and ellen degeneres. tricky.
from retailharlot :
wow, I know that feeling, the perpetual frenzy... And I too am sitting here, looking like crap, and being pessimistic. By the way, posting images is easy. Well, getting them from your computer and into your diary is easy. Getting them to be the right size and file type may or may not be.
from thebeesknees :
parallel lives again. similar arguments and concerns. the last thing i said to my boyfriend on new year's eve was "fuck you" as i was walking myself and my pillows out to try to sleep on the couch. good times.
from imaphatpig :
It's gets better than this for you. I know this because it happened to me too. Have faith sista.
from blueavenue :
wow. that could have totally been ME talking about MY dad. ugh. i know how you feel. the other day i suddenly realized that my dad is one of the most selfish people i've ever known, and i felt really sad and disappointed. what's up w/that? i'm glad your heat is finally back on and you're home and the cats are safe!
from vla :
oh man that sucks. you know what you should get him next year? nothing. seriously. The whole gift thing is totally out of control.
from justvivo :
Oh man... I think I would hope that Christmas never comes again too. That poor pup... And, I am so irritated at your dad's reaction to your gift. Maybe I'm channelling my own personal experiences with my mom... It's almost next year, right? :)
from evildilara :
Glad to see you survived the snow storm. It sucked so bad. I always say, "I don't understand why people live in Ohio" Yet, I have lived here all my life.
from blueavenue :
oh yeah! and be safe driving!
from blueavenue :
ugh, that 60% off thing is the WORST! and lol about your milton-itis. =)
from vla :
That is my favorite book of all time!
from evildilara :
Jaw-clenching cold outside? It is more like ass-clenching cold outside. I have so much stuff piled on, I could barely look over my shoulder to back my car out and almost hit someone in the parking lot! I feel like the kid on A Christmas Story. But in heels, which is way worse.
from evildilara :
Here's where the entry is: http://evildilara.diaryland.com/040609_40.html
from retailharlot :
Well, I guess that makes a bit of sense. When I packed up and moved out of state, I was gone for almost a year and only had one Wal-Mart experience. Meijers is a much, MUCH better store, if you're going for the super-store experience. I've never been to a Super Target, though I hear they exist. And come to think of it, I don't recall ever having eaten wings myself. Hmm.
from evildilara :
Please if you ever have time, read my entry about the guy who was TAILGATING at WalMart. That place is like a separate planet or something....
from retailharlot :
How is it possible that at 25 years old, you have never experienced the Joys of Wal-Mart?
from useafork :
references? no. they dont really check. just get the job then quit. all they are legally allowed to ask is if you were an employee. Thus, it could be a friend from middle school that you helped out. They would never go so far as too verify. My eyes hurt hurt like bastards when my contacts get dirty - check that out if you wear them. love, L
from vla :
Ok, don't think of me as an insensitive bitch, but I totally cracked up at your falling on the stairs story! I think I needed to hear someone else's similarly embarrassing tale of public humiliation... Anyway, thanks for the message; it made me feel better. Sorry that your ankle was injured though, that sucks. I am still in pain and very bruised. And yeah, the ego's the last thing to heal for sure.
from limes-sugar :
OH! Dear friend! I feel your work pain. It will work itself out...but my (unsolicited) advice is to play dumb. In all respects. Last week I even told my boss (when asked why I didn't own up to something I did) "I couldn't tell you...I was too busy trying to figure out how to fix it. " Somehow that worked. I do not know how, but it did. I hate jobs!
from clarity25 :
I just realized you added me to your Buddy list, thank you:). I started reading through your archives and I'm really enjoying your diary. I can relate to feeling "humbug" in the holidays. I don't quite have the spirit these days either. Also, I've been in a situation similiar to what you described in your latest entry. It's a tough place to be and I got nervous and intitially denied it too.. which made it worse. But in time it all blew over and I learned from it.:) I hope everything works out for you. I'll be back to read more, I just wanted to say "hi!"
from imaphatpig :
Cash bar and NO FOOD???? That is total crap. Seriously. My company's "holiday gala" is going to be the bomb! You know that they are coordinating a dance contest with judges and everything??? Crazy. No joke - they are even offering dance lessons to prepare for it. Not to gloat, but sorry since I am, but this place rocks so hard sometimes, I swear. I can't wait to see all of these people trying to dance their asses off while they are drunk off their asses. Woooo! I am SO going to be taking pics like crazy.
from evildilara :
Airbourne. Airbourne! I swear by it. You can get it at health food stores or certain pharmacies. You dissolve a tablet in a cup of water and drink the water. The tablet contains all the vitamins and minerals you need to help scare off the cold. To be honest, it works about 75% of the time for me and 75% of the time is better than 0%. Go get some today! Hope you feel better :)
from fatnomore :
YAY CLEMENTINE SEASON! Almost through my first crate. Sorry bout the sniffles. Drink a shitload of water. Seriously. More than you need. Oh, that and pop Sudafed like every 4 hours. Instant cure.
from imaphatpig :
LOVE your bathroom idea! However, for the sampler, I gotta suggest you put it like this, "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie." I saw them somewhere. Probably at my grandma's house actually. It's so hokey that you can't love it, no?
from brkfstfnys :
Oooh, House of Leaves! So creepy!
from limes-sugar :
Hey. But what if it doesn't get better? How crappy would that be? If only a lightbulb would go off "Clearly this is what Limes needs to do with her life!!" But no....Yeah, I actually started reading your journal umpteen thousand years ago because I could so commiserate with your work situation. I am still in awe that you are working TWO f-ing jobs! Much love, Limes
from freshhell :
Damn, I have that fantasy all the time! I've even considered writing a novel about someone who does it. Try it and see what happens...and then report back. Chances are, all your utilities will be cut off.
from bethb :
um. i am so addicted to ANTM it's not funny. also, punk'n ale by doghead brewery or something is *reeeeeeeeally* good. num.
from stereogirl :
Word on the postcard idea. Employers toy with their candidates and from the short experience I've had so far, would mostly qualify as cads if they were boyfriends. Aargh. Hugs from Toronto!
from vla :
Yeah, obviously I get kind of excited about it too because it's rare! My grandpa's last name is V@liulis, how's that for Lithuanian? During the Olympics one year, I watched the Lithuanian men play basketball and all the men looked *just* like my grandpa did in old photographs, so there is definitely a distinct look! Anyway, I have a soft spot because my grandpa's way cool too.
from vla :
Hey, I'm a quarter Lithuanian! Random, huh? My maternal grandpa is from Lithuania. Yeah, I'm bored so that's why I'm telling you this. I bet you're thrilled.
from amblus :
No, no, no! I loved your comment! I didn't mean for you to change it. It just made me realize what I'd already suspected - that temping misery makes me funny. Being happy? Not as funny, but what can you do?
from vla :
hey, I really liked that book too!
from imaphatpig :
prank calling is SO awesome. I am so bad at is because I always start laughing and have to hang up though. Have you ever done the Arnold Schwarzenager ones with the sound bytes? It's so played out by this point but I still think it's hilarious.
from vla :
god, totally. I forgot about that comment! um, white girl? You are not flava flav, so quit it. watch, now she'll probably win or something.
from limes-sugar :
TUBE TOPS UNDER SUITS?!!?!?!??!?!?!!? WTF
from vla :
re: your dumb boss & the meeting. ha! And, terrible. But, ha!
from bethb :
the cole haan patent ballerina pumps? thems is cute kicks!
from thebeesknees :
Re: totally gross juice with foul smell -- I've never had a cat but this has happened at one time or another to dogs we had growing up. If the juice was brown and had a fucking horrendous smell, my guess is clogged anal glands. You have to take the animal in and the vet will manually milk the glands to drain them out. Beware, if this is the case: You will want to pass out from the smell, so you might want to leave the room. The mere thought of the odor makes me want to vomit. Blech.
from limes-sugar :
OH GOD i felt your 'the best memo ever' entry..I almost wish I could SEE the memo.....is that weird? Anyway, I know, there are some assts. I hate for no reason but good reason as well.
from useafork :
MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!
from useafork :
Oh man. Do I know what you are going through. The droll energyless drudgery of the office workplace, but no balls to up and quit because, lets face it, we all really like money. I'm with ya there darlin'.
from fridayfilms :
Funny. I just tried edamame for the first time last night, myself. The restaurant prepared them with a kind of salty coating that pleasantly offsets the raw chickpea/pod consistency you noted. To be honest, though, I only tried one off of someone else's plate so I don't know how far that pleasant, salty coating actually stretches.
from imaphatpig :
as far as edamame is concerned, you should try this stuff called "Mixed up salt." It is OUTSTANDING on edamame and also EVERYTHING ELSE. Make sure you use alot by the way. And if people are all... "But salt is bad for you" don't listen to them. I know what I am talking about - trust ME.
from laura-diane :
thank you for adding me to your list.
from rdhdprincess :
That vodka does it to me too! I say that nothing really came of it, and it would probably hurt him more to know about it so I would keep quiet. Good luck!
from fatnomore :
I've left my kitty for that long...with someone able to pop in for one day halfway through to make sure. I left out a CRAP load of food and water, and I left the tap in the bathroom running ever so slightly and a plastic dish catching the water so it stayed fresh...and a huge litterbox.
from bethb :
i uh....i've actually left my cat for that long before. i'd up the litter and the water and *then* ask the unreliable friend to pop in and say hey to the kitties.
from fridayfilms :
Ye gads! Don't leave the kitties alone for 5 days! We all know that felines are supposed to be self-sufficient, cold-hearted little bastards, but it just ain't so. They're perpetual children who need emotional support on a daily basis, and who are just stupid enough to sometimes get themselves into compromising situations (they lock themselves in cupboards, they get a claw stuck on the high back of a chair, they somehow close the door to their litter room, etc.). I'd go with crazy cat lady, if I were you. Even disorderly C. Anything is better than leaving it to chance. That's my humble (though well-informed) oppinion, anyway.
from imaphatpig :
thanks for adding me. I am jealous of your white trash vacation. It is now on my list of things that I need to do before I die. Also, I hope that you eat fried turkey as well because it's so GOOD!
from limes-sugar :
Have I told you already that I almost have a girl crush on you? You are the best. I love how much you've been updating lately. Limes
from schmutzie :
Here's a super late happy birthday to you! I can't believe you got to see the Shins. I'm a new fan, and I know that they will never come through my town. Lucky girl.
from madamepierce :
Ack, I LOVE the Peabody hotel! But then, I love ducks. Especially ducks that ride in elevators!
from justvivo :
Sounds like a fun birthday, but man, that morning after is brutal, isn't it? Wait until you get to be 32! (It's even harder to recover)
from vla :
A little late, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
from rdhdprincess :
Happy Birthday!
from fridayfilms :
I'm almost 28, and a few years ago at my brother in law's Christmas party, his family would only offer me pop to drink (they thought I was 14!). Happy birthday!
from justvivo :
Happy Birthay Lizabee! :)
from harri3tspy :
Happy Birthday!
from justvivo :
Add me to the wasabi pea snackers too! Those things are sadly addictive.
from harri3tspy :
I am another wasabi pea addict. It's nice to know I'm not eating alone! Also, re your link problem, did you cut and paste from a word processing program? The problem is probably that you have smart quotes around the site addresses and not plain quotes. Go into your edit page, delete the quotation marks on both sides of the addresses (even if they look right on your screen), make sure there are no extra spaces and retype the quotes. It should be all fixed.
from justvivo :
I can't put my finger on why, but I loved this entry. I think because I've lived it. Damn bosses. And thank goddess for email, huh? :)
from limes-sugar :
I love you, beeeotch. Bottom line. Yes, I said Beeeeeotch. From los angelean to another, HOW ARE WE NOT ALREADY FRIENDS! Love, Limes
from schmutzie :
Shit, Friday stole my note! I, too, love the wasabi peas, and it is rare to find a fellow pea snacker.
from fridayfilms :
I love wasabi peas!
from purplecigar :
I'd like to steal that if I could and post it in my office.
from purplecigar :
My but you are inventive!
from calidris :
I understand how you feel. A week and a half ago I was ready to end my marriage. My husband has a lot of the same traits. Not staying out, but areas where he lacks responsibility. The part where you said that you work, hit the gym, take care of the cats, and fall into bed struck a nerve in me. Pretty much the same deal here, only with birds. I was starting to feel like a surrogate mother and hit a point where I got a lawyer's name. That shook him up a lot, and now we're working through it. But we're married, a little bit older, and have been together a bit longer. You're young, and if you feel it's time to move on, you have plenty of time ahead of you to find the right person--or even spend some time enjoying your freedom. Easy for me to say, but please don't be afraid of being alone. There are so many things to enjoy about it. Hugs!
from purplecigar :
I LOVE the spring pedicures! Uh, and I too am guilty of the winter variety you mentioned. I'm ashamed.
from harri3tspy :
Thanks for adding me to your favorites list!
from xnavygrrl :
It is just my opinion but your father in law needs some professional help. Hoarders are often very mentally ill and cannot bring themselves to do what needs to be done. IE, cleaning up after himself and the dog. Please don't think you're a bad person for correcting him on something that he didn't understand. Even if he did blow up and have a schizophrenic paranoid moment.
from amongst :
Im proud of you. Cheese is good!
from blueeyesblue :
Your boss is an asshole. What happenened to "nobody puts lizabee in a corner"? I am not really familiar with your diary -- I'm killing anxiety and you list me as a favorite -- but it's pretty clear to me from your entries that you're a rockin', tough woman. Don't let that boss eat you up. Self-confidence and ability are in no way linked. M
from s-u-s-u :
Hi, thanks for adding me to your list. I really liked your diary so I'm adding you to mine. I added a photo album today to my diary. Most of the pics are my kids but there's one of me in my abaya. Tell me what you think. Take care.
from calidris :
Wow. About B, I mean. I've been exactly where you are, only with my husband. But you're right. You're only 24. When I was your age--geez, I sound like a mother hen--but when I was your age, I moved to Hawaii with my then boyfriend. It didn't work out, so I came back a year later. After all, I had no real responsibilities except to myself. I hope clarity comes to you, and you figure things out soon. Hugs!
from anyabeth :
I have never tried Atkins, but my boss lost sixty pounds. She said the drink of choice is Caffeine Free Diet Coke. It tastes basically the same as regular Diet Coke and doesn't have enough nutra-sweet to slow you down. She double-fisted with it the entire time and she lost the weight fast. Good luck!
from rdhdprincess :
Hi, I found you again! Somehow I lost you so I just found you and read tons of your journal until I got all caught up! I forgot how funny you are. Glad you made it thru the Holidays sweetie. Take care, carrie
from brkfstfnys :
A small warning regarding the sugar scrub: it does this...THING to the drain wherein it acts like a little magnet for all the hair in there, and it leaves a oil buildup around the sides of the tub as well. You might have to buy a bit more Drano from now on, or you could try Philosophy's Amazing Grace olive oil body scrub. I've been using it for a few months now and haven't seen as much of a problem.
from nacwolin :
Thanks for adding me to your reads - I love getting new readers - it's a real boost! :-D
from amongst :
case of the mondays, indeed. i slept in on monday, which is yesterday. im getting so lazy and much more fatter. the pants you got tailored will stretch a little. or your bloatedness will go away.
from sushichick :
"nobody puts lizabee in a corner" - that's funny! Thanks for adding me as a favorite!
from amongst :
the last entry (everybody cooks) seemed like you're tired of B. maybe it's just the way im reading it. you were commenting on the crapness of his cooking but shrugged it off because he tried.. like he was a little kid! the reason i wanted to write a note was, how did you find the meal - all the oil etc - ?
from amongst :
hey, the link goes to the t-mobile site, but it asks for an area code etc. i'm sure it's cool though. i got my sisters old (3210) phone last week, she got a new one (2100). i'm happy enough. with the sleep thing, it sounds like you need a pause time device! pause time, get some needed sleep, unpause time, the day/night's hardly gone by and you're refreshed! perfect!
from amongst :
your last two entries were amusing :) to make a link to another page (for eg my diary) you go, (think of these all without spaces because if i do it unspaced it'll just show you the link to my diary!) < a (real space between the a and h) href = " http://amongst.diaryland.com " > (here you put the explaining word like, Julie/Julia project) < /a > Does that make sense?
from amongst :
very well-written, lizabee. thanks for letting me read. :)
from justvivo :
Hey, I haven't come across your diary in quite a while, for whatever reason, but wanted you to know that I TOTALLY relate to what you were saying about the difficulty of making friends. Especially at work. Unforutnately, I don't know how to break out of the label of "the quiet one". Does your job ever have happy hours or some type of social event that you may be able to let your guard down? Good luck, and I'll be back to read again! :) vivo
from crackdmirror :
Hey, your tase in music, movies, and authors is great :). I got bored at work and looked for others who like UFB, and hey! Your profile made the most sense. If you click to see who I am, I spologize now for the exceeding boringness of my diary! (I'm not kidding!) Have a good day!
from glitterkick :
Question: What do you call a deer without eyes and testicles AND no legs? Answer: Still no fucking idear! Question: What do you call a deer without eyes and testicles and no legs and no mom? Answer: Still no motherfucking idear! Okay, I'm done now. Really.

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