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comments: "I actually considered faking my own death right there in the meeting room. Just throwing myself into the aisle and gasping 'It...twas...spreadsheet poisoning!'"

ann-frank profile - diary

comments: "...my personal goal for '04 remains the same: stop using sex as a weapon."

annanotbob profile - diary

comments: "I had clean sheets and hot chocolate in bed last night AND DIDN'T SPILL ANY. How often does that happen?"

bethb profile - diary

comments: "To the woman on the birth control patch commercial who had to ask "is it easy to use?" to which i yelled at the TV: 'i don't know, have you ever used a STICKER?' thanks for the great moment of laughter with my roomma

biensoul profile - diary

comments: "When the voices in my head are constantly narrating my life like Sportscenter anchors, it's time to shut off the goddamn tv."

borogoves profile - diary

comments: "My car is kicking my ass, then dragging me down the sidewalk by my hair and throwing me into the reservoir and laughing at me."

cassiopeia- profile - diary

comments: " I am cuter, smarter, more loved, more spoiled every day. It is all good!"

chakra-chick profile - diary

comments: "I need some sort of divine intervention, methinks. Or maybe just a hard slap�"

chicagojo profile - diary

comments: "I must have a daughter named Stacey, 'cause I hear that her mom has got it goin' on."

clarimonde profile - diary

comments: "I am beginning to believe that this man rips the wings off flies for entertainment."

dandlioneyes profile - diary

comments: "*pow* *zap* *bang* *zounds* *crash* *sok* kerblamm*"

dandydandy profile - diary

comments: "I honestly think that love is my secret ingredient."

dangerspouse profile - diary

comments: "After my recounting of the vulture attack I was all jazzed to give you sordid details of my IV insertion and bedpan habits."

diosadebaile profile - diary

comments: "I need to argue with a devout Kerouac lover about how the Dharma Bums failed to hold my attention."

divamel profile - diary

comments: "I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. Sometimes being a strong woman gets you absolutely nothing and no-fucking-where." [moved to blogspot]

drgeek profile - diary

comments: "All I could speak to at that point was how my heart, my head, and my bowels were reacting to the thought that I would have to spend another minute listening to Kirk Cameron talking about spreading the Word."

eggsaucted profile - diary

comments: "I'll try to type this entry while keeping one eye glued to her highness across the room. You would think this would make me sort of cross eyed....But it doesn't. It just makes me the mother of a 9 month old."

elgan profile - diary

comments: "Love. We are either always looking for it, or trying to nurture it. When we don't have it we are unhappy, and when we do we can overlook many other discomforts."

fairlywell profile - diary

comments: "See, virginity and malleability are among the most important qualities a girl can have, and I have neither."

f-i-n profile - diary

comments: "I would stand there, my nightgown swirling around me, and listen to the traffic, pounding like the Atlantic."

freshhell profile - diary

comments: "You know, there are a lot of things you never think you�ll face before you have children. Things that just never occur to you. Boogers are one of those things."

insensatezz profile - diary

comments: MIA

irisheyes70 profile - diary

comments: "Either you can wear the sexy underwear just in case, or you can wear the tummy sucking underwear to improve your chances"

jonquill profile - diary

comments: new read

lass profile - diary

comments: "I just did something I've never done before, and this something will forever be inextricably associated with the smell of burnt bacon."

literatewit profile - diary

comments: "The knives we twist into our own hearts go the deepest."

luvabeans profile - diary

comments: "I may never become a wealthy woman, but I'll never be bored."

mavenhaven profile - diary

melwadel profile - diary

comments: "Why Freud sounds posthumously like one of the Dead End Kids is one of the great mysteries of the Afterlife, kids."

metonym profile - diary

comments: odalisk via sea-change

missleigh profile - diary

comments: "I'm all three stooges rolled up into one."

misspinkkate profile - diary

comments: "A phenomenon that needs a name"

oltremare profile - diary

comments: "i learned a lesson yesterday. don't wear a full skirt on a day with a wind advisory"

onepinksock profile - diary

comments: "Where are the nights when words used to come up from the ground?"

onewetleg profile - diary

comments: Her pictures make me feel like I'm looking through her eyes

princessreva profile - diary

readersguide profile - diary

rs536-2000 profile - diary

comments: A friend from college who first made me read mimi smartypants, thus unwittingly setting me on this road to nowhere that is diaryland.

saucy99 profile - diary

comments: "If Bowling for Columbine can be nominated for Best Documentary then so should Best in Show and Waiting for Guffman."

savecraig profile - diary

comments: "I finally smell as pretty as I feel."

semirhage profile - diary

comments: left the country of diaryland for a warmer climate

sidewaysrain profile - diary

comments: "We work in an office. An office that smells of bacon in the morning and popcorn in the afternoon. Nothing about what we do is desperate or essential."

sls profile - diary

comments: "So far my biological clock ticks only for puppies...."

smartypants profile - diary

comments: "Best Nora line EVER EVER EVER: 'I don�t believe in Switzerland.' "

smedindy profile - diary

comments: "Rock and Roll Dad"

sparkspark profile - diary

comments: "My lovely morning reverie was once again perforated by the buckshot of responsibility..."

stereogirl profile - diary

comments: "That's me, always yearning for books that don't exist yet!"

teachin-usa profile - diary

teranika profile - diary