The Black Private Dick That's a Sex Machine to All the Chicks
They say this cat nypizzas2 is one badddddd mutha SHUT YO MOUTH! I'm talkin bout nypizzas2...
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| angelbaby35 profile - diary |
| comments: Sylvia. My only friend at UF. |
| leonmcphelps profile - diary |
| comments: Everyone loves Leon |
| savecraig profile - diary |
| comments: Craig is cooler than the other side of the pillow |
| filibuster-y profile - diary |
| comments: Who is this? I don't know. Because she's such a good Russian spy. Wait...no she isn't. We are NOT Russian spies, thank you very much. |
| englishbabe profile - diary |
| comments: A neat-o little bird |
| captvfirefly profile - diary |
| comments: I want to be her when I grow up |
| fargahar profile - diary |
| comments: Alright, anyone that's a fan of Fleetwood Mac, Margaret Cho(and other stand up comedians), John Mayer, Friends, and The Simpsons is someone that you know I fall in love with. Plus:her husband? Hot stuff. |
| theturtle profile - diary |
| comments: I'll tell ya, it's pretty friggin interesting to get inside the personal thoughts of a grown man |
| dangerspouse profile - diary |
| comments: I only wish I could be his NewWifey(tm)...that was lame. |
| porktornado profile - diary |
| comments: Bless the boy for being so friggin funny |
| klutzygirl profile - diary |
| comments: I like this kid. She is muy cool. Bonus points for being an 80's fan |
| genghis-jon profile - diary |
| comments: The original D-Land rebel. I loves him. |
| mixtape- profile - diary |
| comments: Alright, so I put off adding him to this list for the longest time because I was jealous that his diary was so much better than mine in every way. But I really do love all that he has to say. And now he's my Mest buddy. |
| diaryquotes profile - diary |
| comments: Why the hell can't I be quoted? Oh right, I'm not funny |
| imlaughinatu profile - diary |
| comments: My cousin big kid. AKA Kiki. Yes, my little cousin Meghan has become another unfortunate victim of Diaryland. |
| brynnieworld profile - diary |
| comments: Woof, baby. Woof. What's quite pathetic is that this isn't the first time I've fallen in love with a dog's writing |
| wicked-sezzy profile - diary |
| comments: While she is my rival for Craig and Matt Damon, she is someone named Sarah that has lots of sex. Just like me! ...Alright...I don't have sex. The diary would be much cooler if I did. Especially if the sex was with Craig and Matt Damon |
| sundry profile - diary |
| comments: "You know the kind of writing that resonates with you, that is luminous and moving and so...REAL, somehow? My diary is basically nothing like that." That's right. It's better. |
| fellbehind profile - diary |
| comments: Wish he was my boyfriend |
| heidiann profile - diary |
| comments: "Bringing you your (semi)daily dose of scary unicorns, velvet art, sex toys, occasional lesbianism, ice cream cake, underage lust, tequila shots, TheSex, celebrity gossip, pudding cups, and random insanity" JUST LIKE ME! Amazing shit |
| discothekid profile - diary |
| comments: " I am still getting over that she is a real live woman and not just one of those foreign mail order brides my friends always thought I would end up with." With a line that romantic, how could you not fall in love? |
| dramaqueen74 profile - diary |
| comments: Yeah, I got access to a locked diary because I am just that cool. |
| girls-suck profile - diary |
| comments: teehee |
| leebozeebo profile - diary |
| comments: "your happy homestead is going to turn into Indy-Anal Jones and the Temple of Poon" Come on. No. COME ON. That's husband matierial right there folks. I have a total crush on him. |
| piehole profile - diary |
| comments: She'll kick your ass with her Dyke Fu! |
| missblackie profile - diary |
| comments: I found this girl after she joined my Jack Bristow ring and all I could think was "are you fucking kidding me with how kickass she is?" |
| devian profile - diary |
| comments: You can add this boy to my "gay men I've fallen in love with" collection |
| golfwidow profile - diary |
| comments: Just one more member of the elite DQ crew I've fallen for. Plus, she gives vitual flowers to people who add her. I need flowers. Even if they aren't real. Plus, the layout. Come on. |
| idiot-milk profile - diary |
| comments: Because I'm going to steal Lee from her. |
| sturge profile - diary |
| comments: Crappy entries galore! |
| stumblebee profile - diary |
| comments: "57. I started this list on Monday. 58. It is now Friday." Hehehehe, awesome girl. Plus, she quotes "Dy'er Make'r" (don't know if the apostrophes are in the right places) in her profile. Best. Song. EVER. |
| creepatron profile - diary |
| comments: Funny. Even if she is a dirty Republican. |
| wilberteets profile - diary |
| comments: Heh heh, "teets" |
| im2evil4u profile - diary |
| comments: Yeah, she's way funny. But, for real, she made me aware of the Pizza Party Day U.S.A., which is, naturally, the greatest idea EVER. |
| conpalabras profile - diary |
| comments: Baby, I'm jumpin on this comic genius's bandwagon early |
| chubbychic profile - diary |
| comments: Hooray! She's back to complete my DQ collection. She likes Twinkies like I like pizza. |
| jesbohn profile - diary |
| comments: Awesome. Just fucking awesome. Although it is a shame that since jesbohn is an atheist, she will ROT IN HELL. I'm joking, I'm joking. |
| w1drwmn profile - diary |
| comments: She is a great writer and all, but everytime I read her stuff I get the theme from Wonder Woman stuck in my head. "Wonder Womannn..." |
| realjesus profile - diary |
| comments: Because he loves me. (The Bible tells me so.) |
| dubyah profile - diary |
| comments: OH, so this is what George has been doing instead of running our country. Well, we all know how addictive Diaryland is. I forgive him. |
| pancakeland profile - diary |
| comments: Oh how I wish I lived in pancake land. I so wish I had come up with the idea. Such good taste in men. |
| wakko101 profile - diary |
| comments: How could I not add someone who has Wakko Warner on her layout? Luckly, she's a good writer too. |
| technibeetle profile - diary |
| comments: She gets the Sarah seal of approval |
| demi-orphan profile - diary |
| comments: God bless anyone that puts up a picture of John Mayer's apparantly humongous penis |
| spritopias profile - diary |
| comments: He called me a genius. Swooning over him ensued. |
| foxgallagher profile - diary |
| comments: I am the bearded cow-like sea beast |
| pashiesplace profile - diary |
| comments: Such a good writer. So REAL. |
| indigo-love profile - diary |
| comments: The way she feels about the Indigo Girls is the way I feel about Fleetwood Mac. Only I am not cool enough to follow them around the country. |
| unclebob profile - diary |
| comments: I swore I would never add him. "EVERYONE has Uncle Bob as a buddy" I said. "Be different!" I said. But damnit all if he isn't the best thing humorous writing has ever seen. |
| cdghost profile - diary |
| comments: If you don't read this diary, the terrorists win. |
| liquid-mojo profile - diary |
| comments: Oh, he's the man. I find it very hard to believe the lady types aren't groveling at his feet. :) |
| thedonkey profile - diary |
| comments: Awesome stuff. I love it. How did I not find this earlier? |
| smokeshack profile - diary |
| comments: My little starrlet has returned |
| afiandthrice profile - diary |
| comments: "Me: No. END SCENE." Hee! |
| chickpea981 profile - diary |
| comments: One sexy beast |
| irishblueyes profile - diary |
| comments: This lass can write |
| debbie-delux profile - diary |
| comments: I'm not even in the top ten cunty bitches, but I'll read anyway. |
| heres-to-me profile - diary |
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last updated: 2005-11-18 11:52:58
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user since: 2003-08-22
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