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comments: "Note to parents: This is how people without children spend their time. Thinking too much about lipstick and nail polish. You�re jealous. Admit it."

capt-jim profile - diary

comments: "my friends have accused me of NOT actually owning a cat...just keeping out food and water to make it look like I have a cat), but she let my grandmother PET her...twice. In one day. It's a sign of the apocalypse, or something."

cosmicrayola profile - diary

comments: "I am still amazed to this day how my mother raised 7 kids and none of us girls got pregnant, nono of us ended up crack addicts, alcoholics or murderers. Go figure. Go mom!"

excogitate profile - diary

comments: Cause "EX" is fucking cool......

thisendup profile - diary

comments: "To know know know her is to love love love her."

legalbeagle profile - diary

comments: Don't mess with the Beagle. She's Legal.

everoboto profile - diary

comments: "Off on your way, hit the open road,There is magic at your fingers"

inkdragon profile - diary

comments: "I usually drive (because unselfishly - his job entails a lot of driving during the week so I like to let him just ride and selfishly - he drives too slow for my taste) "Right on sister! My hubby drives like he is 80 not 25.

biensoul profile - diary

comments: "Because there's nothing hotter than a drunk and easy bridesmaid, and dammit, I want to be HER."

mommylap profile - diary

comments: "I'm surprised you look all grown up, A champagne glass next to a paper cup, I stopped you just to say it, Hey now girl"

dalyrical1 profile - diary

comments: Anyone who quotes Dave Matthews regularly is great in my book. And she is a great open honest writer. Reading her entries is an enjoyable experience.

thehour profile - diary

comments: "I did realize also that scary movies are really just a series of bad decisions." he he

amblus profile - diary

comments: Professional smartass. Jessica Lynch vs. Elizabeth Smart was funny as hell.

pandionna profile - diary

comments: Mmm......warm clean bird smell........

klutzygirl profile - diary

comments: Oompa Loompa...Jenn's my buddy....She's really funny listen to me....Oompa Loompa

leebozeebo profile - diary

comments: How can I not love someone who takes in a special needs beta fish and points me in the direction of things that can turn my bedroom into a gymnasium....

leonmcphelps profile - diary

comments: I am still laughing my ass off at this one...I am going to go change my underwear....

cabin-boy profile - diary

comments: The Cabin Boy to Capt-Jim. Owner of Big Bertha.......I love them all.

maskedmofo profile - diary

comments: EveRoboto's other half...The Mofo rocks this bitch!!! He brings it! WORD!!!

DiscoTheKid profile - diary

comments: Funny stuff..inventor of the first Diaryland Drinking Game and "Don't let the terrorists win" because they will if you do not read El Disco's diary

gigantor profile - diary

comments: He was Mangus..now he's Gigantor...you gotta problem with that?

lintpickle profile - diary

comments: She adds me as a fave so I start reading and then just as I get going she is gonna lock her diary....damn shame! UPDATE: she unlocked a long time ago but I am a douche and didn't realize

saladwhore profile - diary

comments: My twin.......in a freakishly scary hid under your bed sort of way.....also a stupid salad eating bunny lover....I mean really....Bunnies?

bohner profile - diary

comments: Funny...and god I hate children too....(for now...)

indigo-love profile - diary

comments: "this world falls on me, hopes of immortality, everywhere I turn, all the beauty just keeps shaking me"

nypizzas2 profile - diary

comments: "Dude, I stumbled upon the diaries(I'll add them to my profile later) of some, like, grown ups. They're a lot cooler than us little whiny kids."

sundry profile - diary

comments: a fellow pacific northwesterner with a kick ass diary. (and yes that implies that my diary is kick ass...and it is.)

trancejen profile - diary

comments: "And for the record, people who spell "your" as "ur" should be shot, drawn, quartered, julienned, and sprinkled on a salad." HA HA!

marn profile - diary

comments: "It appears that there are times when I run purely on lower brain stem functions. Not thinking at all, I turned to the spousal unit and said, 'I didn't know Homer Simpson spoke French.' "

porktornado profile - diary

comments: "Give him the benefit of the doubt. The line between molestation and making love is a thin and blurry one. Take it from someone who knows."

scanzilla profile - diary

comments: To open a diary and see DonkeyKong getting a blowjob from ALF is asking for me to add it as a fave

epeter2025 profile - diary

comments: I worship the ground he walks on because he has access to 227...."There's no place like home"

magpiesnest profile - diary

comments: "I hate camping. Our ancestors built civilization for a reason."

idiot-milk profile - diary

comments: Funny stuff. "Well, I will be staying in to do some laundry and play Chutes and Ladders with the cats. (They cheat like hell) Envy me the rich and full tapestry that is my life, won't you? "

emiloo profile - diary

comments: "I get invited to Pampered Chef parties far too often, and I never go. I usually use the gym as an excuse. If I was at the gym as much as I tell the crazy party-people I am, I would look like Britney effing Spears."

smartypants profile - diary

comments: THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN WHEN SOME PLAYER SITS DOWN ON THE SIDELINES, TAKES OFF HIS HELMET, AND YOU GET TO SEE HIS HEAD STEAM!

fuzzmom profile - diary

comments: Because I know about cockroaches..."on a steek"

enchancea profile - diary

comments: I like her layout and she left me a note....so she must have read my diary at least once. If you leave me a note..I'll love you forever! :) Plus her layout is purty and she is funny..and honest and I like that.

purplebanana profile - diary

comments: The coolest lesbian on the planet...and a fellow breast reduction buddy

blulinepaper profile - diary

comments: I figure after you have read almost the entire diary...you should add them as a favorite. This guys is funny and one helluva writer.

cruel-irony profile - diary

comments: I think the term for bag boy is grocery contaiment specialist.

thecritic profile - diary

comments: "and then she uttered my second most dreaded set of words - weight lifting. (The first most dreaded set of words being feminine hygiene, of course.)"

atomicbuddha profile - diary

comments: A fellow translucent skinned Irish redhead who is frequently seen walking 2 of her dogs while carrying one.

jesbohn profile - diary

comments: bohnertime!!!!!!!

la-the-sage profile - diary

comments: She can boogie oogie over and clean my house too....

not-tuesday profile - diary

comments: HA HA! "Heaven is all around us and exists approximately 3 ft off the ground. (So I'm walking around with my face in ghost crotch all the time???)"

opusshrugged profile - diary

comments: She was lurking me and then I bullied people into commenting. She added me as a fave. I checked her out. The rest is history...

serenaville profile - diary

comments: "I'm sorry to be such a sell out, children. I'm just a suburban mom with a company-issued minivan, who used to be one kickass wild child back in the day. Domestication is not pretty."

irishblueyes profile - diary

comments: Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk.....a woman after my own heart

datura93 profile - diary

comments: A fellow animal lover.....

rdhdprincess profile - diary

comments: A woman after my own heart...she left me a comment and promised more comments...YAY!! Comments!!

sunflowery profile - diary

comments: She leaves me comments! YAY! She added me as a fave and I am enjoying reading her diary...she is going to be going through a lot of changes and I wish her the best

boxx9000 profile - diary

comments: Boxxes, Boxxes, Boxxes........

savecraig profile - diary

comments: Because I said so....that's why. And the Masked Mofo recommended him and we all know the Mofo is the shit.

bboa profile - diary

comments: Big Bertha's Outrageous Adventure!!!! Another Doggie Diary....by the Captain and the Cabin Boy's beautiful gal.

chubbychic profile - diary

comments: Been meaning to add her for awhile. Her layout makes me hungry and she is hil-fucking-larious.

the-gash profile - diary

comments: "I wish I could find love in everything I see. There is something more that is crippling me."

kristintracy profile - diary

comments: The girl is fuckin' hilarious. Her bro rocks too. "Kristin singlehandedly brings back heroin chic!"

smokeshack profile - diary

comments: Thank YOU for being a friend....

granolaspice profile - diary

comments: Granola and Spice and Everything Nice.......

debbie-delux profile - diary

comments: Cunty bitch

igcaramia profile - diary

comments: The Lovely Carolyn....I have the pleasure of knowing her in person.

My favorite music:

My favorite movies:

High Fidelity

comments: "We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five. "

Best In Show

comments: " And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten."

The Breakfast Club

comments: "Chicks don't know how to hold their smoke"

The Big Chill

comments: You can't always get what you want....

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

comments: "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries."

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