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I'm sorry things have been so rough for you. I don't think I've graduated to grown up status just yet, but when I do, I'm sure it will suck. Take it easy!

from not-tuesday :

When did you stop liking me? I'm not feeling the love here anymore.

from indigo-love :

update, woman. look. your fan-type people miss you. they think you disappeared. maybe they think that i kidnapped you. ;)

from cosmicrayola :

Gee, I just checked you diary to see if I missed an update. It's weird. Looking at your new place all empty like that and you not updating. It's freaky, man!!! Come back!

from devian :

do you really think that smoking could be the cause of your sinus infections? my sinuses have been so severely bad for so long and i hope that isn't why I'M having these problems! if so--i'd rather live my life doped up on Advil.

from pandionna :

Isn't it something? How one can put years into a relationship and not feel anything more than that after it's over? I suppose it's better than that horrible punched-in-the-gut feeling of heartbreak and yearning, but still. Just goes to show how wrong the whole thing was, on so many levels.

from boxx9000 :

HAPPY HALLOWEEN.....BOO!

from pixie-grl :

But thanks for the update... :)

from mommylap :

I would love to see Drew play you if you were unable to play yourself, because much like Spike and devian-there really is no substitute for the real thing.

from demi-orphan :

Girl, I miss you like re-reruns of Smith & Smith. How are you? e-mail me, will y'a? � The Golden Girls on DVD - finally! You made my week! Now, will they release The Hilarious House of Frightenstein? � Later... Always, with love, R.

from excogitate :

Hi. You never update anymore. I bet you are really busy. I hope everything goes more smothly than seems possible, and you end up happy in the end. Good luck ~EX

from dalyrical1 :

hey girlie....i hope everything is going ok. come back soon...ok?

from moretoknow :

In all reality I got guilted into planning my father's wedding. He's currently in South Dakota, and he really wanted it to be something special, and knows I have a touch for decorating. No it doesn't make me happy. Yes it makes me stressed. No, I'd never refuse him asking. *sigh* Thanks for the note

from coldandgray :

I saw a golden girl banner & I thought for sure it was you as that is your schtick, but was shocked to find it was this person instead: smokeshack

from serenaville :

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Courtney!! Couldn't let the day pass by without at least a note. I may be scarce anymore, but I'm still reading your space faithfully. Hope your day is wonderful! Will give you a belated birthday shout-out, whenever I return to updating. Have fun!

from clarity25 :

Your vagina entry would be excellent for "Cosmo-girl", to educate the young-uns. Btw, I rarely leave notes. But your diary always has me laughing, I enjoy reading. Just thought I'd tell you.

from demi-orphan :

I know! I was so touched that you thought of leaving me a note when in a drunken state. Ain't nothin' speaks the truth like Gin... or vodka...or beer... or tequila. Oy, tequila! Love ya babe!

from trinity63 :

I think you are missing the point. But that's okay. I come to expect that these days from most people :( Thanks for stopping by.

from demi-orphan :

YAY! Tucca's back! I'm so happy for you!!! xoxRodney

from kristintracy :

DAMMIT! i knew someone had said it before. i love james hodgson, and hella read his page all the time, etc., etc. gah!

from demi-orphan :

It warms my heart to have you refer to me as a "good friend." The feeling is mutual. Love you babe!

from demi-orphan :

I sent you a little love via e-mail. Sorry about Tucca, babe. xo Rodney

from demi-orphan :

How can see straight if I don't have testostorone? (sp?) Honey, I'm touched. Likewise, I read every fucking word. I may not read every entry as soon as they're posted but I read them all eventually. Well, gotta go. I have a wedding to go to. Shit. I think I may mentioned that last night. Fuck. I shudder to think what I wrote. I'm too embarassed to even read it! Love you, R.

from demi-orphan :

Ooops. Did I not mention that I worked on QAF? Sorry babe. Tel you what, I'll e-mail you the skinny on each actor including your fave, Hal Sparks. By the way, do you read EVERYTHING that I write? Your fan and friend, Rodney. xox

from plopphizz :

Wow, you are a serious Kristin fan. Good for you :). What does fargahar mean?

from demi-orphan :

John Mayer is so not gay, Courtney. I wouldn't be that lucky. Fuck. Anyway, I would SO go to a JM concert with you. God, you and me in public? We'd probably get arrested! :) I love you, too, babe!

from candoor :

luckily I work nights so the gym is empty when I show up after work... the winking is just the desperation of weak egos, but on the other hand, being single there is the tendency to lust after (quitely) bodies that inspire me to push myself to do better... using the inspiration to push through fatigue is good, pretending to be irresistible while playing with weight machines, that I can do without :)

from saladwhore :

LMFAO @ the t-shirt thing!!! (on msn) Have fun at v-ball!

from parlance :

Now that I think about it, I know a person that very closely resembles the pug in your icon picture :)

from pandionna :

Oh, I know. Poor Howard looks so forlorn in that picture, at least from the back.

from gumphood :

I am like right there with you for the friends thing. But I topped you. Not only didn't I pick up any of those inconsistancies, but I didn't watch it. Actually I came into the room and changed the channel quick. I got yelled at!

from excogitate :

You rock.

from kristintracy :

hey! thanks for the e-card. it totally made me laugh. especially the last part where it pictured the monkey with "stinky" + an arrow to its armpit. HOORAY. plus, i love monkeys.

from demi-orphan :

I figured it was you. And now all of d-land knows just how amazing you are. Love you girl. xoRodney PS: I might be gay but I'm still male; sometimes you hafta spell it out for me!

from serenaville :

The fondue would taste one hell of a lot better than cotton balls, that's for sure. It might even be less expensive than a dozen of the suckers. I'm in the wrong line of business. Instead of slaving as an at-home mom, I could be raking it in by hot glue-gunning crafty-type things. Oh, if I had only used my Powers of Creation for GOOD. :D

from demi-orphan :

John Mayer was on the cover of Rolling Stone? See, I live in Sudbury... we haven't received that issue yet. And you think I'm joking... OMIGO! You altered a John Mayer lyric to describe me in your faves list! I'm seriously touched! By the way, do wanna be a Drag Queen? Connie and Carla is "out" in theatres and you are, after all, my Toni Collette. Later babe! Rodney xo

from indigo-love :

hey you! ok, i need help! you seem to know a lot abput diaryland and i have no clue... i don't want to lock my diary, but i want to write one entry (for people like you and others who don't spoil it for everyone) about this weekend. and i want to password protect that entry and that one only. is there a way to do that? i'm off work today and i'll be on and off AIM all day. as you know, my AIM screen name is indigokare. thanks, man!!!

from demi-orphan :

NO - I LOVE YOU MAN! NO....I LOVE YOU...MAN! NO! MAN....I LOVE YOU MAN! How nice to hear from you! Missed you, doll. Chat with you later... R.

from parlance :

You like olives? Ewww.

from demi-orphan :

Just wanted to say 'Hi' and that I've missed you. I am truly sorry for falling off the face of diaryland; am so gonna do things differently next year. I don't like how I let University take hold of my Life. Anyway, am gonna catch up on what's been happening in your life. Please write soon. Love, Rodney.

from leebozeebo :

Oh, also, I fixed that link. Thanks for pointing that out. I guess as a result I can live in your pocket for about a week. But it better be clean in there. And I feast on only the CHOICEST crumbs. And don't smush me. And also don't just leave me in your pocket while you go and make naughty love with your husband. Put me AWAY when you're done with me.

from leebozeebo :

In your pocket? Shit, I don't know. However much Wayne Szalinski's shrinking machine costs, plus at least a grand. I don't know how much I like the idea of living in somebody's pocket to begin with. Make that two grand.

from boxx9000 :

Happy Easter

from serenaville :

Aww, thanks. Only, I just had an attack of regret about posting the voice clips, so I took them down. It seemed like a great idea, but I don't think I can hack having my voice out there for the masses to hear, in the end. You're one of the few that got there in time. ;)

from nypizzas2 :

Duuuuuuuuude, for real?? That's so kickass! I still say they are they best concert I've ever been to. They are not coming anywhere near where I am this time around, and my mom refuses to drive four hours to Jacksonville because she does not share my obsession, and she won't let me go by myself, as often times I will get lost driving around the block. Oh well. I hope you have a great time, and if by some twist of fate you get to meet them, tell Lindsey I say hello. He'll know what it means. ("Really? You think he'll be able to crack that code?"-Chandler)

from demi-orphan :

I miss you. xo R.

from blulinepaper :

David Blulinepaper is amused.

from not-tuesday :

Omigosh, it's awesome, isn't it?

from dangerspouse :

You certainly ARE an amazing human being, which makes it all the sadder that you'd want to waste that potential by going into radio and taking a vow of poverty. But I'm all for you converting to the "pasta for breakfast" diet!! Let's do lasagne sometime!

from saladwhore :

I took one of your surveys and Diaryland fucking ate my answers.

from serenaville :

Holy crap! Courtney, I had NO idea you were psychic! The answer to your questions: 1) Yes. 2) Not enough, and too much at the same time. 3) Yes, but that's not the worst part(s). Sorry to be so cryptic. I'd elaborate, but frankly I'm not up to it, and doubt I'm going to air all my mess in my diary anyhow. Nothing that can't be eventually overcome, so I can guarantee that I'll be fine. Thanks for the concern! *hugs*

from parlance :

Your username makes me laugh. Well, trying to pronounce it makes me burst into a fit of giggles.

from cosmicrayola :

10 years? Wow! I keep forgeting that you are just a baby!!

from blulinepaper :

That's freakin' hilarious! Amusingly enough Gus looked at me last night and said, "You've really got some shitty luck. What's that about?" I'll tell you what, when stuff does go right for me I'm hopin' its gonna' be awesome! One week until a get a paycheck! Hooray!

from not-tuesday :

Oh, I know. She loves that dog more than anything else. I feel so horrible for her.

from wilberteets :

Thank you for your kind notes and the poem that makes me cry every time I see it. It's a true sentiment. I'm going to live through this, maybe. Thanks for the support.

from datura93 :

Hey girl! Just wanted to say thanks for the note and the warm wishes...made me feel better. Thanks! You're the coolest! :)

from not-tuesday :

Well, thank ya. :o)

from not-tuesday :

Yeah, I've been told it's a lot better than the movie. I can't wait to read it.

from everoboto :

Five Dooney bags! Ok, now I don't feel so bad for getting two of them. Which styles do you have?

from dangerspouse :

It WASN'T A MULLET!! LOL..."Dangermullet" WAS very funny, though :) Thanks for the note!

from boxx9000 :

Thanks for the STATS translation. Thanks for being so patient with me. Happy Birthday to your Mom. I am OLDER than your Mom.

from ex-stripper :

Thanks for your note, I appreciate your condolences.

from banefulvenus :

Love your banner! We're getting a new starbucks down the street from where I work next week. You rock!

from granolaspice :

I was just being a 'ow do you say...cheeky monkey! Thanks for the props, that's what I was getting to. But, if I don't keep you guessing, you shan't come back for more, no? Tee hee

from granolaspice :

Where would I be without your diary? At least SOMEONE updates as often as I check my "buddy list". Speaking of buddy lists......

from leonmcphelps :

I WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATE MY LATEST ENTRY TO YOU! Thanks for the inspiration.

from datura93 :

Hey crazy woman! Do you have the "cheat" aquarium for your sims that automatically resets all their "need" bars up to 100% green? They are all so much easier to manipulate when they start out ha ha happy! Do you have sims for your favorite diaryland people?

from boxx9000 :

BOXX WAS HERE! I did check your archives trying to estimate your average number of posts per day....but I know I gave up before 300 and then I just asked you how many. I can't keep up with the FARGAHARS.

from boxx9000 :

I'd LOVE to see your collages! Mine are from an Art Therapy class I took.

from cosmicrayola :

When I clicked on your page tonight, that was the last thing I expected to see! Just goes to show ya, it's not always a dog eat dog world.

from boxx9000 :

DAMN, I must have gotten excited or something in anticipation of my corndog....alas, I am only at update #6.

from boxx9000 :

I've updated FIVE times today.....what's your record?

from not-tuesday :

Wow, I am going to start reading that. She's so funny. And that's great that you've seen her live. I would love that. I've just seen concert films that she's done. She's hilarious!

from not-tuesday :

On your list of favorite diaries, is that the REAL Margaret Cho's diary there? Because that is awesome. I love her.

from pandionna :

Love the photo! Now all we need is for the American electorate to have some courage.

from boxx9000 :

My son lives in San Francisco, which is about 90 minutes south of where I live.

from golfwidow :

Know what would be the ultimate Hold 'Em? Penelope Cruz, Nicole Kidman, and Mimi Rogers, and whoever wins gets Tom Cruise.

from saladwhore :

OMG you are going to keep me up way too late aren't you? Adding you now so accept me!

from saladwhore :

I don't really get it either, but it's a sickness - one just feeds off the other. Fuel keeps being added to the fire. It's getting really old. Why can't people just IGNORE the fungus? No, instead they place more bait in their diary. Feed the trolls and they will not go away. It's like a co-dependent relationship. I have no clue if everyone they make fun of knows, but the head honcho found trance today. *rolls eyes* You really need MSN messenger - we shouldn't be all public like this, LOL.

from saladwhore :

yeah it sucks more than mine and that's a lot of suckage! she doesn't have time to post diary entries she's too busy with her "other activities"

from leonmcphelps :

Thanks, thanks a lot. What did you want to know about lovely Ohio ?

from boxx9000 :

I can't help you out with Ohio or Michigan.......However, you are welcome to stay at my small house in sunny California (with a clean toilet) just 30 minutes from the beach.

from boxx9000 :

My daughter, Kitty-Kaboom, is NOT the domestic type. I am a bit of a clean nut. That translates into....she makes big messes and I am her maid. She moved home last July because she broke up with her boyfriend. Now that I am getting a divorce, she is my roommate. My favorite household cleaner is CLOROX.

from boxx9000 :

I LOVE getting notes as well. They're like little mini-presents. I like to read the notes and guestbook sections, too. I have to totally agree with you on this one. I LOVE NOTES.

from not-tuesday :

Your back and next links are broken.

from leonmcphelps :

Oh yeah, I would kill that little girl. If he didn't fight back.

from lealoo :

Oh man, the pug on your profile pic is so cute I could eat him like a pug burrito. Wow, this diet is really getting to me....

from leonmcphelps :

That is an awesome idea. I will work on it now. Great idea, thank you.

from saladwhore :

Where were you all day, on the toilet? I hope yor peepee isn't sicker! Anyway, there's an island-load of crazy chicks waitin' for ya ;) AND I completely changed my template!!!

from moswyn :

Aha! I see you're a fotologger too... Left a message for ya on the page with your Siamese cat :)

from serenaville :

Thank you for the "fan-fucking-tastic" comment, sharing my joy and supporting me. ;) My. Teenager stories to go along with toddler stories. Triple updates might become the norm! lol Still hoping to get the chat thing straightened out. Contact me via e-mail, if you need to. :)

from saladwhore :

All righty! I have an email in to the "bosses" *snort* and as soon as I hear back from them, I will send you the URL, OK? :-D

from saladwhore :

I know that, but sign up and make sure they let you have that. Sometimes they want you to add a number or something. OH! And make it a Global account, you'll be able to use that on ANY EZ Board then.

from saladwhore :

Cool. :) I think you'll fit right in, we have a blast. I think you'll be the 28th member. We're a tight group, we send each other Christmas cards and we just had an online baby shower this weekend for one of the girls. You'll have to go sign up at EZ Boards and give me your screen name so I can tell them who you are. http://www.ezboard.com

from saladwhore :

Hey, do you like message boards? My friends and I have a really fun one that's invite only and I think I can get you in if you want to join us? We're nice and fun and silly and dirty and I think you'd fit right in! Let me know if you'd like to join, and I'll try to swing you an invite OK?

from moresarah :

I heart Carol Burnett - it's perfect!

from dangerspouse :

You know, I'm actually glad Elizabeth DIDN'T go commando. The dandruff would have killed me. (Hey - I just realized you weren't in my Buddy List. Sorry! I'll fix that.) :)

from blulinepaper :

Ain't I a stinker? Hee hee!

from serenaville :

I would reach for my cane and drub you a good one Italian Love Pat[tm] style for that birthday comment... but I am too old and tired to bother moving. It's all I can do to expend the energy to breathe. Seriously, you make me laugh, woman. Thank you so much for making me smile ear to ear, and for your thoughtfulness in noting my birthday. I'm still concerned about your difficulties reaching chat. Any improvements there?? I have been visiting the past couple days, and intend to be there later this afternoon. (02/25) Let me know. :) *hugs*

from boxx9000 :

I want a *cry-baby/whiney-ass button for my diary! Can you make it a ring? I have a sign in my classroom that says WHINING with a red circle around it and a red slash going thru it.

from devian :

ok, so i call you--you don't answer...i come to your online home, and you've locked the door, barring my admission! i could just...break down...and...and...and...*runs away sobbing*

from loolah :

Hey thanks for the little note. I'm jealous that you got to see Guster...the two times they've been here in Phoenix I haven't been able to see them. :( One of my friends got to see them w/ DMB. Now THAT'S a great show...

from dangerspouse :

What? You don't think I'm sensitive? I'm MISTER Fuckin' Sensitive, bitch. And don't you forget it or I'll break my collection of Enya cd's on your ass. Blessed Be, yo.

from dalyrical1 :

thank you for the birthday wishes soooooooo much!! thank you for being a friend...back in st. olaf, we used to juggle herring for our birthdays....

from boxx9000 :

Hey, I joined your new 8anti-sign my guest book* diaryring, but I couldn't sign your guestbook to let you know! How perfect is that? Ha!

from saladwhore :

Sorrrrrrrrrrrrry! My email is not working because I am on my mom's comp today because mine is a ridiculous piece of CRAP.

from mommylap :

I am always happy whenever you think of me, Courtney! That's a gorgeous template too, I just need a bigger writing field to fill with all my crap.

from saladwhore :

Well fuck my guestbook then! OK you make the I Hate SMG ring and I will make the No Fear ring and then we'll join each others rings and be dorks together. I like that. WOO WOO. Hey one of your friends (I think) signed my g-book and complimented my layout! It's gonna get changed MARCH FIRST. NO MORE SNOW. La la la la la la la la la ! ! ! !

from not-tuesday :

Oh okay, I figured it had something to do with being a gold member, thanks!

from boxx9000 :

Oh, my most favorite thing in the whole world....BOXXES! Thank you for the birthday wishes.

from saladwhore :

BTW it looks really cute!

from saladwhore :

OMFG I must have ESP. Read my last entry. I actually said: " I think the locked diary feature is best suited for template changes!" ROTF!

from saladwhore :

*knock-knock* What's up? It's some weird twin thing again! I made some ranting entry about people having to lock up . . . . only to come here and find you locked! What the fuck is up wit' dat? Get back to me, yo.

from atomicbuddha :

Thank you so much for your generous donation...please lick the pugs in absolute gratitude for me. Also thanks for linking me and mentioning our plight...words can't describe exactly how touched we are. Seriously, I'm crying over here.

from demi-orphan :

What a beautiful thing to say. Thank you, Courtney. I think you, me and devian should go into t-shirt design and sales. We could use TH as one of our catalogue models! Ha! / Much love, Rodney.

from maskedmofo :

Yeah, most of this stuff falls into that category too. So I guess natural disaster has made our decisions a bit clearer.

from dalyrical1 :

well now girlie! how you been? the lyrical one is back and i must say, your new page is fab-U-LOUSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

from dragonbuds :

If you would like my password info please contact me at [email protected]. Thanks.

from serenaville :

Thank you for the birthday wishes for Thing One!! Actually... Lifeasme66 is a West coaster too. I promise you... after this coming week, I will be around the chat room more often. It's hard to synch everyone, but assassin is also often there, since he's over in Dublin. Thank you for trying to visit!

from leonmcphelps :

Why thank you. Did I ever tell you how totally intelligent you are ? Well, you are a genius, just like Howard Einstein.

from blulinepaper :

Yeah, I'm really curious what the next few months hold. It's both frustrating and a relief to get along with an ex-girlfriend so well, makes you mutter about all the "what could've beens." Please send affection in the form of money. Heh. Thanks for the kind words.

from demi-orphan :

*sheepishly* ok, ok. The answers are there. And I'm about to post something, just for you, bitch, er, I mean sis. Yeah, that's it! Yeah, 'cuz you're like a sister-friend to me. Yay! My sister-friend is coming back home. Well, her home anyway. Fargahar at home = lots more entries! / Later, xox Rodney

from demi-orphan :

I just posted your answers. Sorry, babe, it's crazy this week. EVERYTHING is due between now and thursday - and then READING WEEK! Yay. Will post something soon. / Love you too, babe! Rodney

from saladwhore :

It's Lupus / Rheumatoid Arthritis. I haven't had any insurance/medical attention since June 2002 so it's gotten a little wacko on me.

from demi-orphan :

He he... your interview is waiting to be answered! Just copy my entry into your diary and bob's your uncle! / Come home soon! Hugs, Rodney

from saladwhore :

My Mom thought the Richard Simmons thing was very funny (he majorly skeeves us both out.) Next time, try to dream about me baking oatmeal cookies for Tobey Maguire, OK? And I take a plateful of them and shove it in his face like the girl in Pleasantville does OK? And I keep saying "I made them for YOU, no I made them for YOU," just like she did OK? *snort* Oh and I love demi-orphan's interview thingy idea - could I play toooooo?????? :-D

from enchancea :

and its even funnier when you fart and they try sniffing your ass.

from nypizzas2 :

I'm quite impressed with your scientia Latinae(knowledge of Latin). Of all the things you could have remembered: tough rocks and bad farmer? What the hell was your teacher trying to teach you guys? Anyway. Hope you're having fun in the windy city and that the children are doing okay without their mum.

from klutzygirl :

Glad to see you made it to your 'rents okay. :)

from trinity63 :

I locked up, if you want a password email me.

from demi-orphan :

I love you, too, babe!!! e-drama, e-whatever - I LOVE the concept! Oh the fun that will be had! Did TH let you take the computer with you to Oprah city? / R.

from demi-orphan :

OMG! Came up with what I think is a BRILLIANT idea! Let's interview each other, you know, as though we were celebrities! You, me, devian, captvfirefly and... we can start an elite diaryring. We can call it, Coffee, Tea or Prozac. What do you think? Lemme know, R.

from saladwhore :

Oh it was a regular loaf of bread (that frozen dough shit kind) it just expanded in the pot, LOL! It was round instead of loaf shaped - you know, like Hawaiian bread? And yeah the bunny thing made me CRY and dude - I don't do that OK! A staplegun and an axe . . . *shudder* Well i'll be having nightmares later, no doubt! :-( Bekkeah and Chloe got twice as many hugs tonight, LOL. Anyway, sign my book as much as you can. I need that creep to get buried. They are accessing my dairy from their buddy list so that narrows down who it could be. I am emailing Andrew...

from ljungberg8 :

your diary is fab-oo-las!

from la-the-sage :

Gah! I HAVE to update my buddy list, I never get over here in a timely fashion. Anyhow, Mike looks like Jesus for me. I have a 'thing' for long hair and beards. Child of the 70's that I am. ;-) I dunno WHAT he'd look like if some other woman had the grooming of him. Heh. ~LA

from demi-orphan :

ooooh! have something for you! what's your e-mail address? the yahoo one isn't working!!

from demi-orphan :

JT's b-day yesterday? Damn. I have should have sent him a 'Happy B-day' e-mail with offerings of oral sex. Oh, well. Next year, maybe. Thanks for sending devian my way. I'm really enjoying his stuff! / Later... R.

from demi-orphan :

"Geez...go get laid already... :P" Okay, sooooo easier said than done when you live in Sudbury... in February when it's -40. YOU try to look sexy wrapped up in 20 layers of clothes... even if it is LaCroix, dahling! AbFab reference, anyone? / Love you, babe! R.

from pandionna :

Yeah, and you know what? We each only took ONE exemption. But apparently, taking an exemption on your paycheck does not necessarily equate to taking one on your return. And apparently we're making too much now, too. As in, without a house or some other shelter, we're going to get zeked like this EVERY year unless one of us takes NO exemption on the paycheck. BLARGH!

from leebozeebo :

I'm afraid Sundry won that contest - her blowjob rules were concise, yet complete.

from atomicbuddha :

BTW, I've had about 15 pet rats (including the one who was pregnant and had babies) in my life and I love them and miss them. A good friend has had 5 and her last one died recently...it was sad, we sent her to the great rattery in the sky Viking style.

from atomicbuddha :

I know the diarylander of which you speak, the pet-hater (at least I think I do) and it pisses me off too, especially since his writing is so damned good and interesting otherwise. Why do people have to be dumbasses about animals? My hope is that it is all about bad experiences and he knows no better.

from thehour :

wow, thanks for the info!! but would you like to give details on the restaurants??? tell me your favorites so i can brag to you that i got to go. ;) heh. thanks again for the info... really. i really excited about the aquarium. i just LOVE them. wouldn't it be awesome to have a slumber party in a place like that??

from sewer-rat :

Hi I was wondering if you could help me. I also have a pet rat- 2, actually- and I was bathing one of them today and I noticed she has little orange spots all over her. I called the vet and he was no help. He doesn't even deal with rats. Do you know what they could be?

from blulinepaper :

And of course you have a valid point.

from indigo-love :

awwww, you and your husband are so cute together!

from kickassrvue :

Hey, you want a review? I would love to review your diary. I saw your banner and absolutely fell in love with your diary while reviewing someone.

from gumphood :

hehehe. What your stats at? hehee. Good lord. Anyway, I like the diaryring. I love stats. This is mostly because I am a statistician in real life. Geek alert. Anyway great idea.

from serenaville :

Thank you for the link! "Maybe Fargahar will come out to play and gloomy Courtney will recess back into my bowels." made me LAUGH. Priceless. :)

from saladwhore :

Oh god they took the survey after whining about it?!? I didn't even bother to look for their diary. Who the hell is this moron? Oh wait - I don't care. I need to anti-freak my diary . . .

from enchancea :

oh yes I had to have those undies. I saw them and they were on my mind for weeks and by the time I went to get them there were only 3 left and none were my size so I had to get a size bigger

from brain-dump :

i wasn't looking for any sort of linkage, but doing the Perfect Strangers Dance of Joy, now that's something!! :-D

from granolaspice :

I would have probably done the same thing and "bought" the puppies. Can't pass up a sad looking dog (it's a sickness, i think).

from brain-dump :

Now you can feel like you found a penny in the street; I added you to my faves too :-)

from thisendup :

oh man, what with the server being down yesterday i have been wondering what you've been up to. i am a fucktard for not having a pc of my own that functions.

from klutzygirl :

thanks for the kind words love ya too hun!!

from demi-orphan :

...okay, so the party was a good time except that I'm still remembering shit that I said and did. Yeahhhh... But wait, isn't honesty the best policy? God, I hope so. / Loved your blow by blow of The Golden Globes. You were especially funny, babe. / BTW, you, TH, me, the pugs, Seatle... isn't that one of the signs of the Appocalypse? :) / Later... Rodney.

from ex-stripper :

well, i think you are beautiful, so there.

from cosmicrayola :

Nevermind. Duh, Confusious say "When looking for survey, don't be a dork and look on the rings page. You will not find it"

from cosmicrayola :

I can't find your Golden Girls survey! What am I doing wrong?

from serenaville :

P.S. I did ask to join on your comment page days back, btw. I know what you mean, though, about people. I think there's a lot of apathy out there or something. I'm now, and have been, trying to drum up interest in my diary things. To admittedly mixed success. Maybe it's just all about perseverence, who knows. I just try not to get really discouraged. Blah.

from serenaville :

I'd appreciate the info on how to join. I've never been in a diaryring before, and have no idea how they actually work, so I need a bit of help please. Feel free to e-mail me. By the way... LOVE the row of pics of you on your profile page. Very homage to Andy Warhol. Very faboo! Work it! *snap*

from serenaville :

*vouges to fargahar's singing, with the incredibly irresistible urge to run out tomorrow to rent Paris Is Burning, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, and Rocky Horror* (In case you miss it on my comments page. P.S. Are you still looking for people for the stat whores diary ring, for real? Never heard back from you. :) )

from saladwhore :

I won a copy of "A Girl Named Zippy" on eBay the other day. *wiggles butt* How ya like me now? :p

from klutzygirl :

Don't forget to do my quiz, located at the bottom of my layout!! Have a Great Day!! :)

from la-the-sage :

Thanks for the birthday love. AND for the hotel info. Alex enjoyed McCain's appearance on the Daily Show too. Came pelting into my office to tell me all about it. A Republican I don't want to stab through the heart? Amazing. ~LA

from saladwhore :

WOOPS! You didn't ask for that, it was your friend . . . *wanders off looking for someone named devian*

from saladwhore :

The code you asked for is <META NAME="ROBOTS" CONTENT="NOINDEX, NOFOLLOW">

from pandionna :

What you described about going 5 lights and 20 minutes to Taco Bell is exactly like what we have just outside my complex. Heaven help me.

from demi-orphan :

It's amazing how many people have devoted countless hours and quite a few dollars on Bea Arthur websites. Suddenly, I don't feel so bad for simply mentioning her in my diary from time to time. / By the way, my sympathies for the loss of your vibrator. Fear not, I'm sure he's with other vibrators in that big heavenly vagina in the sky. / Love ya babe! Later... D/O

from indigo-love :

ohhh ohhh ohhh! do you get your "toys" at babes in toyland? i so totally love babes. one of the greatest feminist/lesbian- friendly sex shops in the nation! anyway, i'd recommend this pink bullet vibe. i'm at work, so i can't post the link now (heheh, can't get onto www.goodvibes.com at work. heheheh), but yes, it's fantastic for a horney bi-atch like myself. ;)

from enchancea :

And Im jealous that you have a rat. I fell in love with the hairless ones at the pet store.

from enchancea :

lol I actually watch that show every week. I cant stand Trishelle either. "Ice" is a bit annoying at times. All he does is bitch. I probably dislike the baywatch girl the most. I never heard of anyone not willing to take a bath in bathtub because they dont like the color. And yeah I was wondering the same about Ron. And Tammy is just a fruit loop. I love watching a bunch of disfunctional people get together.

from indigo-love :

dude, thanks for your note about the l word. yeah, after hearing what both you and one of my friends back east had to say about it, i really don't think it would appeal to me at ALL. but again, i am still curious. i am sure i'll find a taped copy of it. oh, by the way, dave matthews was in town this weekend. i totally thought of you. is he playing seattle on this tour?

from datura93 :

Ok, here's a question for you since you are such an animal zealot like me: do you have like tons of names for each pet? Like Osiris my cat has become pookie, poo bear (like your dog!), honey bear, stinkerbocker, mister boy, honeypoo, lovebug, kiki, poo-poo, etc. AND I have a separate voice I use for each of the "children". I thought maybe you'd appreciate that. :)

from leebozeebo :

You seem to have something against the color red. Did the color red KILL YOUR FATHER?! Or was it responsible for TAKING AWAY YOUR NIPPLE?!

from enchancea :

Im with you but I want to take out the gamecube in this house

from datura93 :

Hey there! I'll have you know that I've totally just rediscovered Bjork's "Post" cd thanks to you (and the image of pug dancing to its Oh so quiet). It's funny how I get cd flavors of the week and this week it's definately been Bjork. Yay! I love digging through older cd's and making them fun again ;) Thanks for the notes by the way...was a nice pick me up. :)

from mommylap :

Are you crazy? I will still do diaryland, just NOT AT WORK AT MY DESK. I can go to the job lab for 40 minutes before I pick up my pugs. I will NOT have you forgetting me!!

from aliop33 :

You should check out Kuchinich, sp? He has some really good ideas. I'm not so hot for Dean like everyone else is, but I guess he'd be better than Bush. Anyone would be for the most part. lOl.

from devian :

you have a personalized photo of BEA ARTHUR? i want to see this! do you have "bea on broadway"? it's GREAT~ (favorite song: "pirate jenny")

from saladwhore :

Yeah I live like 10 minutes from the Tweeter Center! Never seen Dave though. :-( I'm actually not a Portillo's fan to be honest. The one near us anyway tends to be really greasy. If you're ever in Orland Park, eat at Harrison's! It's right on LaGrange Road near Target. They have some kick-ass food. Yum yum.

from datura93 :

You're so funny...you make me giggle! And yes, Bjork is the ultimate furry person dancing music. I prefer Big time sensuality, spinning my kitty around while Molly jumps and dances around, rejoicing in her momma acting so CRAZY! :)

from legalbeagle :

I, too, have spoken or thought your exact words. And I quote: "When I am discussing these things, the husbands eyes glaze over and he starts to go into convulsions, as do I when he starts talking about Javascript and .NET platforms." Thank God for girlfriends who love to listen to every minute detail of life!

from enchancea :

lol too funny

from sunflowery :

I am a redhead...but not naturally so. I have dark brown hair with auburn highlights when it's left alone. In other words, my cuffs don't match my collar. Hee

from dollcourtney :

hiya. thanks for noting me back. i was reading your interests & its great that someone else watches trading spaces too. i wouldlnt want hildy to do my room either & frank is just too country. ty is a sex-god! see ya.

from demi-orphan :

ah, babe, you're the best. / So the husband ate the Thai? That is wrong on so many levels. Don't people know that doggie bags are sacred?! I'm sorry about your loss. / Checked my profile and it seems cool at my end. can you check it again for me. If it's still fucked should I e-mail tech support? / Anyway, gots to go. I have blood work this morning. Joy. / Later... D/O

from datura93 :

Hey! It was nice to see you stopped by...I'm a relatively new diaryland junkie myself! I must say that I really get a kick out of your diary. You can turn any trivial or random detail of your life into something hilarious. Now that's a gift! :)

from mommylap :

Well everyone I know watching atwt loves RH. He's been great on the show. I think it sucks that he left a character he created because he disagreed with the way it was being written. But unfortunately that is totally soap politics.

from fargahar :

I love him...I miss him so much. Todd was my fave and this whole Walker/Todd thing is so lame. I am glad that he stood up for his character and left though because he hated the storylines.

from mommylap :

I know who people are and stuff from Soap Opera Digest, and I suddenly am watching All My Children all the time thanks to SoapNet. I totally love Roger Howarth who came from OLTL, he's great on my show. I loved the old Paul too, so that's saying something.

from mommylap :

I haven't made a collage about my soap (ATWT-it competes with yours, alas) but I am probably way more doofy about my soap than you are. See I have made plenty of decisions based on TV, just not being Thursday- which doesn't mean that I am not all about NBC that night, but I have to placate children who are quite sure they like "Friends" as much as I tell them they do. If you want to see LAP being wacky about her soap go forth to http://www.geocities.com/compasscampaign. I made that site to support my silly friends' campaign for our fave couple. Now judge me, go ahead.

from leebozeebo :

Dude, I totally formed a Jennifer Government Nation after finding yours, I'm a member of the UNITED FUCKING NATIONS, and I wired you a telegram, and you've done nothing but ignore my awesome presence in the virtual world. Are you trying to start a Cold War with me? I mean, I don't know about you, but I'm already building up my nuclear weapons as we speak.

from demi-orphan :

I hardly consider ours a succesful attempt. / Okay. Weird. With every new entry, I discover something that we have in common: like we snack on the ends of our fingers. / I love how you post random shit. / Hugs, D/O

from legalbeagle :

Sometimes being a supportive ear is the very best thing in the world!!! THANKS!!! And I can't believe you're not on my friends list yet...duh...I've read your stuff before a love it. I'll go add you now. Here I go...

from enchancea :

I had a dog when I was in 3rd grade or so. And my neighbors at the time poisoned him because he barked.

from thecritic :

You might not want to sign my guestbook anymore you don't want to be associated with a powerless twerp. haha I'm still trying to figure out why 19 year olds are powerless... is it because we can't buy alcohol yet? I'm confused.

from devian :

i answered all the questions the way i thought my kitty, luis, would. she is SUCH a princess, but doesn't really like food or collars--that's where I came in. those are MY preferences (glass dish, sassy collar)

from devian :

hey you! you are so wise, so right. i'm hanging this whole thing up. the hypocrites that keep spewing their drama aren't worth any more of my time, but i really have to get the last word. hee hee hee :) i SOOO want a pug now!

from leebozeebo :

I'm assuming you mean nipple piercing. I'm not so much for it. From what I've discovered, it boils down to this: If you have a ring, barbell, stud, or whatever in your nipple, it's really just getting in my way. I can't love on said nipple with maximum LeeboZeebo force because the jewelry just keeps gumming up the works.

from saladwhore :

Oh hon, I was just givin' ya hard time! It's what I do to show my love. ;) Oh and I made chicken stock tonight for soup tomorrow. MMMMMmmmmm!!! I'll slurp some for you!

from datura93 :

Just wanted to say Hi! I stumbled upon your diary and was quite entertained. You have a lot going on in there and I see you love your pets as much as I love mine. I'll probably drop in from time to time :)

from devian :

i found the book on amazon...it was actually called "dance while you can". god, i'm surprised i remembered the title correctly. if you haven't read it, it's great! here is a link: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0553076078/002-8467651-2829636?v=glance

from devian :

your teacher was an asshole!

from devian :

i think the shirley book was called "dance while you can" and she was sitting down and it had a tan background...is this right? do you know which one i'm blabbering on about?

from devian :

um, didn't you get the newsflash? homosexuality is not only a SIN, but it's a genitic defect! homosexuals are sub-human and therefore, should just be happy that they're allowed to walk freely and not be locked up in mental institutions, or better yet, round up and killed. they pollute society! don't you know this?! obviously, this is total sarcasm. thank you for being one of the few enlightened ones ;) i see why mommylap likes you so much.

from devian :

p.s. i get all my good lines from golden girls. my co-worker was leaving a party, but kept returning to talk more and did this several times. i said: "you come back more times than shirley mcclain!" of course, i had to give the props to GG's. i would never want to be accused of passing off their genius as my own ;)

from devian :

hey there! i also have all the gg's episodes and many of them more than once...i have like over ten tapes...yes, i'm obsessed! i did read one shirley book and i forget the name (it was YEARS ago) but i think it had the word "dance" in the title. it wasn't one of her metaphysical books, it was about her life in hollywood...it was so long ago, but VERY good! she ROCKS! (hello, steel magnolias! need i say more?!)

from fargahar :

Pugs are the neediest creatures on the planet.

from atomicbuddha :

Oh, I agree it is SO worth it...and we had no real say in the matter, the last two found us and there was no saying no. It's just very difficult, especially with three VERY needy IGs and a getting very needy Pug too! I wish I could give them all my time but alas I must work to feed and clothe them! I know they understand though and thankfully most of our friends understand that they must come over to our house or they must accept doggie visitors at theirs if they want to see us!

from enchancea :

thankfully they are going to the pet store next week

from not-tuesday :

Hey thanks! I hadn't noticed. All fixed now.

from saladwhore :

Oh my scaredness came back full-force yesterday when I read your 63 things and the thumb-sucking thing! Dude, that was about the weirdest thing yet, if you ask me. And damn, I so want some soup now . . .

from indigo-love :

dude, not doing anything is a GOOD thing. never let anyone tell you differently. ;) seriously.

from kelsi :

Queen Latifah is a beautiful woman. I saw Chicago last week for the first time and hey, I'll probably have a dream about her too now...

from purplebanana :

I call that four-boob syndrome 'Burble.' It seems a fitting name for the evil trash that it is. I was a FF too, or at least that's the bra size I had. I'm wearing DD now, but hoping a little weight loss might make me a little more..uh...uplifted. My nipples have sensation (an intern flicked them in public the morning after the surgery and said 'Can you feel this?'), but if you drew a line from nipple to nipple, anything under that is dead flesh. What a waste of tasty boob.

from pandionna :

"Stupid fat hobbit..you ruins it." That made my night. One of my favorite scenes, actually.

from fargahar :

It is good to tweak it. I actually do not put as much butter as the recipe calls for myself. I prefer to use a variety of cheeses. I also like to use a lot of "white" cheeses and only ad a little sharp cheddar. Preference is everything. Red pepper would be good. I usually add a lot of black pepper. it is delicious that way.

from saladwhore :

Oh don't get me wrong - it was REALLLLLLLY GOOD! I should have known not to put all that butter in though, LOL. I don't really like butter! And I tweak all recipes b/c I am just too picky . . . ;) I think red pepper flakes would be WAY YUMMY in this too, cuz I like my spicy . . . hee hee

from atomicbuddha :

Thanks for the note and for adding me to your faves! Did you know we also have a pug? He's my husband's primarily but of course I love him and am his Mommy. He's a giant pug...25lbs.! He's also a very old pug. I'll be slow about it probably but I will start checking out your archives and stuff. That picture of your baby on your profile page is sooo cute!

from saladwhore :

OK, I'm sitting here waiting the massive coronary that is sure to strike me after eating about 1/6th of the pan of mac & cheese I just made. Lord, half & half? Gah, I only had 2% or skim milk. I used the 2% . . . I will leave out the butter next time, to be honest. And use lowfat cheese (the Sargento ones are very good.) I put some Parm and some shredded Kraft on the top and baked till it was a little brown and THAT IS THE BEST PART! I could totally peel off the whole top part and eat just that, LOL. I bet my cholesterol level just hit at least 250 . . . and it's all your fault.

from blulinepaper :

Duh! Toilet paper can multi-task!

from demi-orphan :

Courtney, I love reading your diary, it's like a one-sided convo with one of my best girlfriends! / Glad you liked the 'anus twitch.' It gets the point across. / BTW, brilliant post, today! I'm surprised they didn't recomend "Howard the Duck"! / Gotta go catch m'bus! Later... Rodney

from haloaskew :

"Best in Show" was on Comedy Central today...I love the part with Will Sasso (from Mad TV - I think he's so cute!) where Harlan Pepper (Chris Guest) is driving off to the show, and Will says "Stop when you get tired...Eat when you get hungry!" It's so true...people say such stupid shit to one another, don't they? HA!

from haloaskew :

It's amazing we didn't choke to death on plastic!

from blulinepaper :

I am pleased you have so willing accepted you title, minion. For your enthusiasm you shall lead my armies in the field. Diaryland will fall to our might!! Huzzah!!

from demi-orphan :

Thank you for offering to babysit my couch with me on another boring Saturday nite. Sadly, despite it's monstreous size, it still wouldn't extend to Seattle. / Hon, ain't nothin' wrong with watching "Trading Spaces"; Ty Pennington is half-divine! / Wanna tell you that reading your diary and site makes me feel as good as a handful of my expensive anti-depressants! / BTW, thanks for being a member of SWISH! Much love, a fan, D/O

from demi-orphan :

Can't believe that, of all shows, you have all the episodes of "The Golden Girls" on tape! I worship you. / Love your list of 63; fireworks for you on your birthday had me laughing 'till it hurt! / So true about the not 'getting' year books years after graduation. I love when people write 'You're awesome, don't ever change!' Fuck you! We spoke 3 times in four years! / Added you to my faves; we now have our own inside joke. / PS: you're a pretty little thing, aren't you? / Later... D/O

from pandionna :

Peed on your car? See, that's just disgusting. I felt a little bit bad making that post, because it sounds so un-PC, but just this last year or so, it has gotten really bad.

from meli-belly :

dane cook is awesome!!! -meli-

from saladwhore :

Stalked? Yipes! You too? I am so tired of that phrase right now...

from saladwhore :

Wait - you have a pet (a dog?) named BRYNN? NOOOOOOOO! I always wished that was MY name!!!!!! God, this needs to stop! *runs off to clean under her bed too so she can hide as well!*

from saladwhore :

*screams really loud in fear* PUT THE BLANKY DOWN!!! I HAD ONE FIRST!!!! *falls on floor and rolls about giggling*

from saladwhore :

OMG, you're from around here too? That's sooo freaky, LOL! It does seem like we were separated at birth, except I have about 12 years on ya - I don't look any older than you are though, yaaay!!! *snicker* Well, they do say everyone has a twin somewhere..... :-D

from saladwhore :

Cool new template - I love the relaxing colors! :-) And thanks for the DMB info - I soooo did not need to know all that merchandise is available online! GAH! LOL Oh and as for the photo - good lord, girl, we even kind of look alike! Are we related?

from trinity63 :

ahhhhh to be 23 again. That's 17 years ago for me. New template I see. and Mac and Cheese, with the fish sticks, yum. The chilidog. you can keep:)

from purplebanana :

You're the first person who openly said they clicked on my banner. My needy self is very thankful of you. And double-d's in 5th grade? THEN what happened? Did they stop growing, or....*gulp*..not?

from pandionna :

Ooh! Cute template!

from leebozeebo :

1.) Cash rocks all the time, whether in your bank account or down your pants. 2.) Seriously, thanks for the effort, but I just don't see myself ever leaving Texas. I'm a Southern boy. 3.) Yes, I was both confused and frightened at the concept of shrinking boobs - I hid in the closet for a week - but now I realize that you did it for the greater boob good. I thank you again, from the bottom of my cash-filled pants.

from enchancea :

My cousins dog and cat used to hump each other and they were both male.

from dalyrical1 :

I hope you have a great new year's!! I hope I'll be back soon to catch up!

from indigo-love :

*hugs* awww, hang in there. it'll be ok. i smiled when i read that your friend stood up for you. at least you know that you have a great friend. *hugs*

from indigo-love :

gawd, your mother in law sounds like she just doesn't appreciate you. i can not believe she told your husband that you are in it for his money. grrrr... how annoying. anyway, as far as christmas day goes, i'd much rather veg out all day. in fact, that's what i'm doing! :) happy holidays!!!

from captvfirefly :

I see nothing wrong with buying your best friends husband a gift. I would do the same thing. HOWEVER, he's buying birthday (albiet little cheesy stuff) and Christmas gifts for the girlfriend (not fiance or wife) of his friend who's only been around for 6 months? That's just fucking shady. I wonder what he would think if the boyfriend of a friend of mine gave me gifts? Fucking men. I'm getting all kinds of jealous (which pisses me off anyway), and I'm not even hormonal. I guess I should be OK with it because he's with me and not her..but I wonder sometimes.... I am debating calling him on this, but maybe I should wait until after the holidays? Get my gift before I freak out? LOL

from mommylap :

I too am not into the idea of a review. My diary is what it is, and exists to purge and entertain- mostly myself, but apparently a few others as well. I am addicted to my stats too, but subject to review? Can't take it. Happy Holidays and stuff!

from klutzygirl :

okay.. do tell how do you know if you have been googled???

from pandionna :

Awww...you poor thing, you. I hope it heels, er, heals soon!

from indigo-love :

OMG! i am so sorry about your ankle. i hope it heals really soon. ***hugs***

from captvfirefly :

Don't tempt fate, indeed! I hope you heal up fast, you wacky woman! :)

from pandionna :

Oh trust me, this isn't the first time my co-workers have treated me like that. That's why it pissed me off so much. Once, I can see, but after that, don't come apologizing to me three hours later. Not when I've been working there for five years.

from indigo-love :

she STILL has not responde4d? oy... i was thinking about you and your letter today. i really admire your bravity. :)

from leebozeebo :

I have no idea what kind of merry adventures I'm going to get into by riding around in your pocket, but I'm up for it.

from calidris :

GACK! You found my fitness diary! Pathetic, isn't it? - Pandi

from trinity63 :

Oh my god, write to me, I think we have the same mother in law!

from indigo-love :

wow, awesome letter! you are one brave girl. i hope that you reach some kind of uncerstanding with her. good luck!

from pandionna :

Dang! That's some letter. I hope she understands. If she doesn't, it's not for want of being clear on your part. Sucks to have that kind of strain.

from indigo-love :

your pets are so cute. maggie kind of looks like a shorthaired version of one of my cats. yeah, send them onto your neighbor and have them sic him! ;)

from pandionna :

Your neighbor is an asshole. Now that we've established that, we can deal with your Sim. Make sure each Sim knows how to cook. They should have at least three cooking points before they are allowed near the stove. Sit their asses down at the book case and have them all read. Or, don't install a stove, just use a microwave. Toaster irons will start fires a lot, too. And make sure they know how to cook before working the fireplace. And make sure you have a fire alarm over the stove, and the fire department will show up automatically. AND, do you know about the money cheat? Cntrl-shift-c, type rosebud, and you get $1,000. Next, do cntrl-shift-c, type !;!;!;!;!; a whole bunch of times, and you'll get lots of money. You can even copy !;!;!; to the clipboard and just paste it in over and over and over and get LOTS of money. Hope that helps.

from inkdragon :

Excellent "Don't Feed Phil" banner! My teenaged boys and I laugh so hard during that show.

from everoboto :

Ok, I have to explain to you about "new construction" in NYC. There really is no such thing. Like, when my mom moved to Arizona, they went into the middle of the desert where model homes were set up and they were like, "Yeah, we'll take this one." I don't think there is such a thing in NYC. Yes, I've seen new condo buildings go up recently here in Brooklyn, but you know how much they start at for a place with a view of the back of another condo building? $625,000. TO START. FOR A CONDO. IN BROOKLYN. IN A CONGESTED, NOT TO ATTRACTIVE AREA. WITH A VIEW OF BRICKS. Ok, I just had to get that off my chest. Anyhow, the place we bought is only 19 years old (as opposed to my old apt, which was about 70 years old). I look at my neighbor's places, and they're all like new. The guy were bought it from destroyed everything. *breathe out* Thanks for the comment!!!

from dalyrical1 :

thanks girlie!!

from iustitia :

check it out, I'm Brynn! http://iustitia.diaryland.com/030912_48.html

from pandionna :

Well, yeah. But monkey ass is a lot worse than pencil lips.

from dalyrical1 :

i'm pooh bear!!

from dalyrical1 :

"look at this cove, treasures untold, how many wonders can one cavern hold, looking around here you think, sure, she has everything..." now i have to find the movie so i can watch it tonight!!

from zencelt :

Hey! Thanks for the note. I really appreciate your thoughts. Kinda gave me a giggle.

from pandionna :

I'm Maggie!

from klutzygirl :

P.S. I would love to exchange a card with you thru snail mail. email me your addy and I'll reply back with mine. Don't worry I'm not a stalker!! [email protected]

from klutzygirl :

Okay.. I'm most like Neo. Who is by the way a very purty kittie!! :) Cute Quiz!!

from dalyrical1 :

well....mailing a card i cant say id get out in time...but i'll exchange email cards with you! *smile*

from ex-stripper :

hey let me know if you saw the image on my last post, I had some problems loading it;)

from trinity63 :

Hey there, thanks for stopping by:) how did you find me? I am going to be reading you:)

from dalyrical1 :

stay or leave is definitly my favorite song right now....

from pandionna :

BWAH! When I first saw today's title, I thought, why is she shedding old friends, Nyquil, and new neighbors? Didn't see that first comma in there. Goes to show that sometimes, a comma can make all the difference!

from ex-stripper :

No! I didn't mean you! I have a lot of nice readers. You are one of them. I was annoyed with a reader who left me a creepy note about cypersex. I should have considered google before I chose my id ;) I suppose it's my own damn fault.

from dreamsmasher :

allright!!!I can't help myself!! I watched "The Simple Life" last night. AAUUUURRRRGH. and it was okay. give it a whirl.....we can be losers together!!

from captvfirefly :

I didn't know SignMyGuestbook charged $1.99?!? I thought it was free? At least it was when I signed up for it. Ok, I promise not to make any more comments about your ghetto guestbook. LOL When I want to REALLY ramble, I'll either leave it in your notes or send you an email. :)

from dalyrical1 :

thank you darlin' for the shout out in your entry!! i'm glad you came back after the initial run through. your diary always makes me smile, so i will always be around...:) you like me...you really like me!!! *swoon*

from everoboto :

Metal will change your life. I am always looking for proteges, so fear not, I will guide you to the Kingdom of Metal! And, thanks for the credit, although it probably wasn't necessary. And lastly, thanks for the mushy stuff in today's entry. It great to have someone read me who REALLY likes what I write, although I don't think it's all that spectacular. Oh, and one more thing, which makes this like a post-lastly comment, I am currently Mrs. Masked Mofo. This Saturday will be one year. wheee!!! and \m/

from pandionna :

Please, I'm 37 and I still want to go out and party. Except now, my body doesn't want to. Hmmm...you may have inspired a future entry.

from dalyrical1 :

i wasn't really a matthews fan until i heard his latest solo cd and now i am completely hooked!!

from captvfirefly :

Happy Thanksgiving to you too! :) And thanks for the shoutout in your diary. You know, I'm still reading you - but damn woman! You update like no one I've ever seen! LOL I can barely keep up. :) By the way, I loved where you said your cat wears a tag that says "Everyone loves my pussy" - that was hilarious. Ok, I'm way too happy for being up this early (and without any caffeine even), but I just wanted to wish you a happy holiday!

from maskedmofo :

Happy Thanksgiving!!

from dangerspouse :

I figure if I make a good enough impression on the Warden I should be granted internet priveleges shortly. That is, if I'm not tossed into a maximum security joint. It all depends if they get me for pedophilia, or just trespassing and other nuisance charges. Damn draconian penal system these days - everybody gets so indignant at the drop of a hat! And her parents! Phew, you'd think I raped her with a gun barrel the way they're screaming to reporters. Oh well, I've got a good Guinea lawyer, a real shark. He thinks we can "persuade" them to just accept a gift certificate to Penny's and drop the whole thing. Keep yer fingers crossed for me!

from saladwhore :

I just saw your comment about me! *blush* thank you! And it's at fridayfive.org - so now you know!

from mommylap :

Thanks for the note! I am thankful that I would never even consider apologizes for something like unconscious flirting. I sort of thought the whole thing was ridiculous, but at the end of the date, once the "niceness" cleared, that was the moment I remembered.

from everoboto :

Hey, thanks for leaving a comment. Although it sucks for everyone else, it's good to know that I'm not alone with Dickhead Fatherland.

from ex-stripper :

I saw your banner today! Yea for you! I clicked on it too, it was fun.........

from everoboto :

I know it's customary for a gentleman to compliment his wife, but I must state here for the record that it is my husband, in fact, who is the "better half" of our marriage, not me. Ok, with that said, which soaps do/did you watch/read about? I've done that too, where I've tried not to watch them for days, then I get the magazines and catch up. It really is an addiction.

from pandionna :

Which means to say that I'm asking you if it takes that long for yours to load, or does it not load at all? Okay, this is why I need to hit the hay now. Making no sense whatsoever.

from pandionna :

Sims...Please pardon my late response...I have all of the expansion packs except Makin' Magic (which sounds eerily like Makin' Whoopee to me and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that yet). Anyway, it takes about five or six minutes to load. You can imagine my ire when it crashes. No, not a pretty sight.

from dalyrical1 :

well thank you for saving me as a fave!! geez...i hope you didn't feel obligated or anything...because then i'd have to hurt you if your ip never shows up on my stats tracker!! (oh please...it's a damn joke!) anyway...i have just 6 words for you....I LOVE GOLDEN GIRLS!! DOROTHY.RULES.!!

from maskedmofo :

Thank you so much for listing my diary among your favorites. I hope that you are afforded the chance to read a bit more of it in future. Also, although I do sometimes have a rather high (and probably unwarranted) opinion of myself, please believe me, Eve IS the better the half in our marriage.

from dangerspouse :

Hey, you could have called me "Mr. Nipple" before, too, you know. I don't stand on formality that way.

from leonmcphelps :

Thank you for the link.

from leebozeebo :

Although I just read your entry about making boobs smaller, which you could probably deduce frightens and confuses my tiny and insignificant mind, I am still quite pleased that you have chosen me to be on your list of special friends. Perhaps the next time your husband is out I can come over, you know, with my tool(s), and Ty Pennington you...I mean, your place...right up.

from pandionna :

Hooray for Lorena Bobbitt! (Who is from the area where I live, actually. Must be something in the water.) I took that personality test. Oh my. Don't mind me while I snoop around your diary. Tres funny, and I LOVE the layout!

from dangerspouse :

Hey, your husband may be insensitive, schizo, and never suprises you. But he belongs to my religion, so he's ok with me. BTW...where do you guys play volleyball? I'd like to come and watch the gir...er, the competetive play.

from everoboto :

Thanks so much for listing me as a favorite. I'm glad you enjoy my diary, but please, I am NOT hub for diaryland scandals. Everything got way out of hand, much to my surprise. I have to get away from the scandals now!

from thehour :

just wanted to say that i dropped by and enjoyed reading a couple of entries. *not to self: must remember to return when i am actually awake.

from ex-stripper :

I swear to the gods that I listed you as a friend the other day. But I do not see me in the list of cool ass people who listed you a a favorite. So just know that you are loved.

from ex-stripper :

Here you go, have some love. And, I can see your page all pretty-like now on nestscape, and IE :) Love the nipple entry! MAybe you should get some spiffy banners or something, It seems to work for Squirrellx!

from dalyrical1 :

your notes in eve's comments was quirky, so it pulled me to check your page and i am loving it! (maybe it was the margaret cho stub) aw hun...i think you ARE funny...and i'll be back to read you...mad dland love to ya!

from thisendup :

i appreciate the explanation... i can sleep in tomorrow without that nagging away at me. but instead i will begin thinking of the laminated list. which i will then have to think of laminating.

from legalbeagle :

dude - what are those quotes from at the top of your stuff? They are awesome! Laminated List: James Caan, Robert DeNiro, Dean Martin - even as a corpse, Ted Neely from "Jesus Christ Superstar" (just so I can do the good Catholic girl thang & fuck Jesus), and Quentin Tarantino. With Sherilyn Fenn as an alternate (in case I don't feel like digging up Dean).

from thisendup :

i'm going to make a laminated list, i am. i'm going to put a bunch of thought into it, too. is it best to just start listing and there narrow down? help me fearless leader!

from thisendup :

i'm a compulsive d-land updater. i'm glad to know that i'm not alone, especially since you one-up me constantly. also, 3D games are really taxing and i haven't found a single one that beats out tetris yet...

from dangerspouse :

Yo, Ms. Nipple, there's room enough in my tent for ALL my deciples! Fear not, I'd never turn my back on the lesser of my flock. Thanks for leaving the note over at my place :)

from captvfirefly :

Hey there. Boy, you sure do update!! LOL Anyway, in regard to your note about Eharmony - yep, I've tried it. It's expensive ($50 for one month), and VERY rigid. You can't even use your own words for the first 3 (out of 4) "stages". I didn't particularly care for it, especially because most men chose to hide their pictures until after the 4th stage - by that time you've found out they're great people, except physically not attractive at all (or they just casually brushed over it). SO, yes, I've tried it. :) But thanks for the suggestion!

from dangerspouse :

So - it's the fact that you're a hard drinking Irish broad that makes you so damn witty, is that what you're saying? LOL...thanks for the note over at my place. NewWifey(tm) loves you now. :)

from theodessa :

and like magic, it works :)

from ex-stripper :

Hey great quiz, and thanks for that note! I use netscape, so it�s a little hard to see your diary through your template :( I have IE on another computer, so Ill take a look at it then. Have a great day!

from dangerspouse :

lol...I just saw your note to me. Thanks! Glad you're not half-assed. My wife is, and we have to buy special chairs for her. Gets very expensive. And you WERE kidding btw - your entries are very interesting and funny!

from dangerspouse :

Well, WAS the cat wearing a toupee? Hey listen, thanks for adding me to your buddy list. I look forward to giving your diary a read also - from what little I've seen so far it's a lot of fun! :)

from inkdragon :

The Sex vs. Trick or Treating was a riot! Have a great day.

from missused :

Thank you for joining my volleyball diaryring!

from dramoth :

thanks for taking my quiz! I've got plenty more where that came from. Hope you're game. =)

from inkdragon :

Thanks for taking my FYI survey. It's was incredibly long and you were so patient. "I wish I didn't have to go to my mother in laws for Thanksgiving ever again." Amen, Sistah!

from captvfirefly :

Hi there! I just got caught up on your diary. I TOTALLY agree that Coupling SUCKS! That was supposed to replace Friends? No way! The writing is bad, the acting is bad, and the story line is not good. And just in case you didn't know, I am a huge Will & Grace fan. :) Oh, and the picture of your dogs you sent me was ADORABLE! There are a bunch of people on diaryland who are pug fans..maybe there's a diaryring for it? Anyway, your "kids" are so cute!

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