 My favorite diaries:
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dancingbrave profile - diary |
| comments: My #1 fave has moved! Read her now at: http://dancingbrave.typepad.com/ . And read often. |
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misterzero profile - diary |
| comments: New home, but same exacting quality. Brilliant and insightful is now lodged at: http://misterzero.typepad.com/ |
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retailharlot profile - diary |
| comments: Another jaded college student? Really?? Well, yes, but she rants so engagingly. And her endearing loathing of children makes her my soul mate. |
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unclebob profile - diary |
| comments: Because I follow the herd. |
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granolaspice profile - diary |
| comments: She likes poop. *sigh* A soulmate.... |
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shortst101 profile - diary |
| comments: A good friend. But short. Needs to get off her short butt and find happiness. So there! |
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nmnohr profile - diary |
| comments: I even read the entries about her kids' pooping, which is saying something! (Hot too - check the pic of her and Steve Azar) |
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tuff517 profile - diary |
| comments: Pictures! Stories! Songs! Stuff! How can I resist all that? |
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wendyloo profile - diary |
| comments: All the drama and passion you never knew happened to housewives and mothers. At least *I* never knew! |
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radiogurl profile - diary |
| comments: Radio buddy and muse. If her stories of The Industry don't scare you off, you're beyond hope. Just terrific, whatever she sets her pen to. |
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wench77 profile - diary |
| comments: Wow, is she different! Great writer, fun persona, hellacious libido. What more do you want in a babe? |
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beautyx3 profile - diary |
| comments: She has a GREAT left boob, and a friend who only shits once a month. How could you not follow along with someone like that? |
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her-story profile - diary |
| comments: "...the night was a manly man display of how to pour wine w/o spilling it, why it's inappropriate to scream "SUCK MY DICK" in a restaurant filled with rich folk, and that "CUM SUCKER" is not a proper retort to that." |
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chicagojo profile - diary |
| comments: Writes what every woman knows deep down: "It isn’t cheese that makes the world go ‘round. It’s pussy." |
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dano profile - diary |
| comments: You can always tell the professional writers. Amazing wordsmith. And from NJ too (+50 bonus points). |
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haloaskew profile - diary |
| comments: Her only flaw? "I was in NO MOOD to squeal like a pig today." Other than that, she's all babe. |
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poolagirl profile - diary |
| comments: "I write about Alpha Geese and soap stealers." Two of my favorite topic! Fun, well crafted stuff. But can't cook. |
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tithonus profile - diary |
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captvfirefly profile - diary |
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la-blue-eyez profile - diary |
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cruel-irony profile - diary |
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so-charming profile - diary |
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blueeyes76 profile - diary |
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chaosdaily profile - diary |
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lavidaloca-2 profile - diary |
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pandionna profile - diary |
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Gnomad profile - diary |
| comments: Ok, even though he stole my dream babe, I grudgingly read him. Oh, and I think he has a tattoo. |
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pinkytusk profile - diary |
| comments: There, ya happy?? |
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hissandtell profile - diary |
| comments: The World's Greatest Australian(tm)! SHE would never quit rowing, 50 yards from the finish - AND she'd be topless! Best. Naked. Farm Stories. Ever. |
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hcatty profile - diary |
| comments: Always adorable, always delicious - always my Fave! Love ya, Catty!! |
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sock-girlie profile - diary |
| comments: Sockgirlie! Sockgirlie! Sockgirlie!! She's a girl! And she's got socks!! Tough to top THAT combo. |
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sarahsmells profile - diary |
| comments: She does. Like butt. |
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irishblueyes profile - diary |
| comments: She left NJ to keep from possibly meeting me. Your loss, Toots. Nonetheless, a musical genius, hot mamma, and all around Goddess. I owe her bunches. |
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mrscoble profile - diary |
| comments: What can I say? She's Mrs. Coble. Funny, smart, and YET ANOTHER babe who wants me. *sigh* The price of genius.... |
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nixtress profile - diary |
| comments: Not related to Nixon, which I was suprised to find out. Much funnier than ol' Tricky Dick, although less influential when addressing Congress. |
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sarkasmo profile - diary |
| comments: She's very sarkasmo. And I like it. |
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kitchenlogic profile - diary |
| comments: Logical, kitchenesque, and a great writer - well deserving of her Awards Button(s). Let's hang out in the kitchen! |
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dicentrah profile - diary |
| comments: Best. Startpage. Pic. EVER. Writing's pretty damn good too. |
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emma25 profile - diary |
| comments: I never thought I'd fall in love with a girl named "Emma"..... |
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ladeeleroy profile - diary |
| comments: Some writers are just so unfairly talented that all you can do is sit back and grimace at your own genetic paucity. |
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outfoxed profile - diary |
| comments: This guy's got a way with words, and spins his life into stories worthy of publishing. A doff o' the Dangercap to him! |
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hissandtell profile - diary |
| comments: Decent writer, but needs to be more self-assertive. |
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hissandtell profile - diary |
| comments: I mean, she would never be so forward/tacky as to actually ASK someone to list her as a favorite. |
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hissandtell profile - diary |
| comments: So I won't. |
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normaltoilet profile - diary |
| comments: Just a normal toilet, writing about normal shit. Read it and feel flushed. |
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juddhole profile - diary |
| comments: Just found this guy, and I'm having a blast. Funny, funny stuff told in a wonderful style. |
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twobaddogs profile - diary |
| comments: AH-HAHAHA! Why do babes describing intimate personal plumbing problems crack me up? Good dog! |
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crowhihs profile - diary |
| comments: Normally I argue that treating cancer patients is a violation of Natural Selection. But I'm adding her anyway for the 2 bucks she'll sent to some chemo charity if I do. I'm a softy that way. |
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bigpimpinmba profile - diary |
| comments: Do you know how long I had this guy's diary name in here...MISSPELLED? Shit, he probably thinks I don't like him. Ah, fuck him if he does. He sucks anyway. Oh wait...that's me. THIS guy is talented. Even if he does have a stupid minivan |
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cosmicrayola profile - diary |
| comments: Waxy, colorful, and non-toxic. Comes in a box, too! No wait - that's me. Sorry for the hoary double-entendre there. She deserves better. And your patronage. Fun! |
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tuckandsophi profile - diary |
| comments: What can I say? I like the bitches. |
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nogooddaddy profile - diary |
| comments: Fuckin guy sent me PORN. Even if he didn't have a diary he would now by default be my favorite diary. But - lucky you - he does have a diary. Drop by. He might send you porn too. |
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iambucket profile - diary |
| comments: Whenever I see a bucket I want to fill it up with fluids. She's no exception. |
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yeahimadork profile - diary |
| comments: How is it that I attract so many lesbians? Oh, the horror! But GODDAM is she funny - and she likes porn! (Especially face shots.) sigh...... |
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myramains profile - diary |
| comments: I am seriously jealous of this woman's huge, dangling balls. Kick ass, funny writer. And a fellow radio slave. (Are we ALL destined to be brilliant? Such a burden...) |
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marn profile - diary |
| comments: She burned soup...and thinks that's unusual. Ah, I love innocence. I also love funny, smart writing and she's got buckets of the stuff. |
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moosehunter profile - diary |
| comments: I'm a sucker for a British accent. And British humour. Basically, anything British, really. Except their food. And slavish devotion to the Royals.And I don't understand the attraction to Diana. She was a dog, and a not very bright one. But other |
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goingloopy profile - diary |
| comments: funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunny. I did indeed chortle. |
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trishtastic profile - diary |
| comments: How is it I've managed to keep from adding her to my favorites for so long? Oh, the shame! Another radio wonk, who writes entertainingly about that and other atrocities. Tune in! |
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scottishtart profile - diary |
| comments: A lawyer, but somehow appears human (must do lots of pro bono work). And very, very funny. Oh - and INhumanly prolific. Enjoy! |
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not-a-finger profile - diary |
| comments: A Jean Shepherd moniker AND filthy mouthed. Another object of adoration added to the list.... |
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beckers-j profile - diary |
| comments: What can I say. I'm in an expansive mood today, so she's in. Plus, I enjoy her entries. She has sex ocassionally too - how could I not read a diary like that? |
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veralynn profile - diary |
| comments: She had the temerity to challenge me to a cheesecake bake-off. Hah! Foolish mortal, be prepared to eat more than your words. |
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bluemeany profile - diary |
| comments: Despite her protestations, she is both blue AND mean. Probably not enough oxygen explains both. But fun and worthy diary entries regardless. |
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nprmommy profile - diary |
| comments: New diary, and I'm really looking forward to it. An NPR Radio producer, writer and host - basically me, but with a brain. (And kids. Oh well, we can't all be perfect.) |
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awittykitty profile - diary |
| comments: I'm only adding her to the list in the hopes she'll feel obligated to introduce me to one of her hot friends. Not based on any merit she herself may embody. Oh, alright, she's funny. There, I said it. Dammit. |
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candoor profile - diary |
| comments: He begged for this. I can't stand to see guys beg. Stop it, I say! Here. Now go away. |
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wickedcrazy profile - diary |
| comments: Everyone else I saw who listed her invariably wrote some variation of "Wicked! Crazy!" Not me though. Nope. |
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queenofrats profile - diary |
| comments: I love her rats! Or mouse. Whatever. |
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