An Ode To Assholery


The private journal of a semi-reformed asshole.

I've been writing here since 2001, and locked this journal down back in 2004 when I was going through a divorce and a bunch of other general bullshittery. Since then, I've started a public blog over at http://sixweasels.vox.com. I keep this space for my more insane rantings, ravings and stories.

Actually, I'm not even really that insane anymore. It's just comforting to have a place to write where I pretty much know who's reading. Email [email protected] if you'd like a password, or just come visit me at my public blog!

My favorite diaries:

zencelt profile - diary
comments: Fellow princess of Assholia, one of my dearest friends, and a kickass girl all around.
jarofporter profile - diary
princessbug profile - diary
comments: Just finished her thesis, loves woozles, and is a funny girl
curiouoso profile - diary
comments: Seems to be on an interesting ride
indpndnt-ter profile - diary
comments: She's figuring life out one step at a time, and doing it quite nicely
hissandtell profile - diary
comments: Wildly entertaining, delightfully blunt. I do believe she carries an Assholian Princess crown of her very own.
flying-kiwi profile - diary
comments: We share the same name, and I love reading about her world!
nixtress profile - diary
erinmanson profile - diary
comments: Also Wildrosie's daughter ... the mother/daughter journaling thing makes me want to get my whole Assholian family on here (but I won't!)
nacwolin profile - diary
comments: An inspiration and a friend
geoffchaucer profile - diary
bunny828 profile - diary
comments: Reminds me a bit of myself, but only the good parts
thunderdave profile - diary
comments: He's on the list of those who MUST make it to Assholia someday
argentum profile - diary
comments: The Freak-Spotting Machine. I'm going to have him screen all my dates.
thetimid profile - diary
comments: The new adventures of an old favorite.
joleen profile - diary
comments: Her writing, thoughts and observations pull me right in. AND she's a fellow former Themestreamer to boot.
roadiepig profile - diary
comments: Gardener, photographer, animal lover, family guy. A great read.
ska-t profile - diary
comments: He's a poet and a realist all rolled into one. One of the best reads out there, in my humble opinion.
her-story profile - diary
comments: I want to be a professional student too!
eastportgrrl profile - diary
comments: In a roundabout way, I met her through D-land before she even got here. And she rocks.
duranfanatic profile - diary
comments: All-around good guy and (duh) Duran-Duran fan
skibigsky profile - diary
comments: philososophy, fun, poodles and Tommy Lee Jones.
azzweepay profile - diary
comments: You gotta love the name!
janie12975 profile - diary
comments: First a great read, now a great read who is also a friend
lisamcc profile - diary
comments: I can really relate to the girl in this diary. And often laugh my ass off while relating.
crazy4muffin profile - diary
comments: She seems to share my warped and twisted humor and outlook (in a good way) - beware!
debsiobhan profile - diary
comments: A neighbor of sorts
nicim profile - diary
comments: The words and the unfolding story pulled me right in
badger profile - diary
comments: Inspiration, heartbreak, and hope.
nutrageous profile - diary
comments: The flip side to badger's story. These two journals are amazing together but equally beautiful alone
cosmic profile - diary
comments: More inspiration and smiles. Plus, her food-related entries always make me hungry!
rdhdprincess profile - diary
comments: From pondering the plural of the male anatomy to spotting our hair, we'vegot lots in common. And she's funny as hell. Thanks Rachel!
dolffie profile - diary
comments: A fellow B-more gal in her 30's ... we gotta stick together, you know? She survived a visit to Assholia.
crowhihs profile - diary
comments: Wonderfully sarcastic
luvabeans profile - diary
comments: One witty lady
life-my-way profile - diary
comments: Blunt. Funny. Beautiful. Real.
wildrosie profile - diary
comments: Found this one through Zen. Quite an interesting read.
tara10573 profile - diary
comments: Fellow Marylander with an interesting life AND the cousin of two other D-Landers I've been reading. What a neat, small world we live in!
squirrelrat profile - diary
comments: Ms. Nightdragon, and an animal lover.
nightdragon profile - diary
comments: He makes me pull down the bleeding heart dammit I'm ALWAYS right blinders long enough to consider things from a different point of view. And he's funny, too.
outfoxed profile - diary
comments: Brave (or insane) enough to suggest after reading my diary that I may be his alter-ego. After reading his, I think he might be right.
capt-jim profile - diary
comments: A pirate AND a writer
trancejen profile - diary
comments: I'm hooked
tattodnanny profile - diary
comments: Needs a "warning, may cause coffee-spitting laughter" label on her diary
golfwidow profile - diary
comments: Addictively funny observations
arc-angel666 profile - diary
comments: Spiritual Advisor to the Royal Court of Assholia
dichroic profile - diary
comments: Her active life inspires me to get off my ass (now at http://riseagain.net/dichroic/)
theswordsman profile - diary
comments: A Zen-find
batten profile - diary
comments: A gal after my own heart in so many ways, and a dear friend
rachelliz profile - diary
comments: She works for herself and she's rebuilding her future. Rachel is another survivor of a visit to Assholia.
grimshawn profile - diary
comments: An Assholian in his own right. Witty and warped like me, but HE can sing.
queenofrats profile - diary
comments: Wildrosie's daughter
myexodus profile - diary
comments: a woman who tries in her own amazing way to make the world a better place. She survived a visit to Assholia!
augustdreams profile - diary
comments: A gal with heart
bluemeany profile - diary
comments: The Spiritual Advisor to Assholia earned his title when he pointed me in her direction. She's funny, real and just all-round great. Like me, only she's brave enough to be in the Army, too. Go read her NOW.
boxx9000 profile - diary
comments: I read her journal and cheer her on, because she just rocks
bingoguy profile - diary
comments: Another 30something. And, he actually might get in more trouble than I do.
l-empress profile - diary
comments: wisdom and humor
youdunnome profile - diary
comments: a heart of gold and a way with words. Oh, he's a slut too, but in a good way. He survived Assholia and is a mojo-carrying member of the Society.
marlen816 profile - diary
comments: Janie12975 and Nacwolin's sis
blueeyesblue profile - diary
comments: An amazing writer figuring out some really tough stuff
myownjourney profile - diary
comments: Made the Zenster laugh so loud while she was reading one of his entries on my computer that I just had to see for myself...
awittykitty profile - diary
comments: A new find ...she's got a delightful writing style
captainron profile - diary
comments: A wonderfully supportive friend who has made me smile more than he knows
d-manz profile - diary
comments: how in the hell have I been missing this one?
trishtastic profile - diary
comments: You can't read her diary and not just really like her
teacherlady2 profile - diary
comments: A great gal - I'm so glad she decided to write here!
kraven profile - diary
casa-rosie profile - diary

My favorite music:

Toby Keith
comments: Why yes, I AM a hick, thankyouverymuch.
Smashmouth
Jimmy Buffett
The Refreshments
Counting Crows

My favorite movies:

Sling Blade
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
comments: especially The Fellowship of The Rings
True Romance
Office Space
Pirates of The Caribbean
comments: Why IS the rum gone?

My favorite authors:

Anne Rice
Stephen King
Henry David Thoreau
Louisa May Alcott
J.K. Rowling

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last updated: 2013-07-01 14:55:54
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user since: 2001-11-08

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