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from acornotravez :
I lost my password to your diary - will u email it to me? acornotravez at hotmail dot com. Thanx, little buddie. -Acorn
from smedindy :
Found ya. Bloglined ya, so I don't miss ya. But the new place doesn't allow anonymous comments, but that also means I can't use my Diaryland info, either, to comment!
from pantrypuff :
I'd stick with the chipmunk. Safer bet. Could I please have your password again? Pretty please??
from imadad2 :
We've all been busy. Glad to hear from you and glad to hear the new job is going well. I am proud of you.
from epipie :
Didn't know that. Makes much more sense. Opium, reminds me of the Victorian Era, ya know? Also, the whole "stop graffiti" thing was a reference to this: http://www.flickr.com/photos/toasters/420611364/
from lildebkitty :
Jackie I need your password thing again I lost it...I SUCK! [email protected]
from epipie :
well, you could put all your layout imgs on flickr, and change the code to reflect that. It really isn't that hard
from biodtl :
OK - my email bounced back. Do you have another email I can use? Let me know.
from biodtl :
YAY!! You're back! I sent you an email with my info -let me know if you don't get it.
from smedindy :
WOOOOOOOT!
from chickpea981 :
also, it has felt quite odd without having you as one of my normal reads and its about fucking time you got a raise and came back!!!
from chickpea981 :
Yes, but at least some of them are juicy! But hey, I was out of comission for a while so at least there are gaps in between entries! Grab a cup of coffee - you'll need it.
from prolifique :
Miss you, lady.
from lildebkitty :
jackie I lost your password again. can I have it again please? [email protected]
from imadad2 :
What a heavy entry. I know how it feels. I hope things do get better for you. At least you have a job now that can help you walk away if you chose to.
from biodtl :
A machete would be fine. The funniest part is that it wasn't A lime that we needed (though that would come in handy for our rum and cokes afterward), it was the kind of lime that helps in body disposal. A vat of acid would be fine, too.
from epipie :
username: sonofa pw: bitch
from arab-class :
Hey Jackie =) I have no clue if you read my diary, if im even on your list anymore haha. But anyways if you want the password, just ask.
from chickpea981 :
drop me an email (on the main page right now) with your non-diaryland email address so I can send you an invite.
from epipie :
Can I have your email address again? I forgot it. I wanna send you the info to get in my diary. Gracias. (Also, I hope things are going well up there!)
from smedindy :
Hey! You didn't respond to my Myspace message? Uh-oh! Too busy or out of line? Sigh...
from epipie :
Here's what ain't happening: putting it up the pooper. Hah. Everything else? We'll see. ;)
from imadad2 :
Your husband really has no clue when it comes to money. I feel so bad for you. At least my wife is responsible and spends only what she needs. Gald you are enjoying your job.
from hexychick :
You always seem to know just what to say to make me feel a million times better and I don't thank you enough. And yeah, 25 as of June 3rd.
from chickpea981 :
I don't know how I missed this vital piece of information when i save your entries for last (along with my wife's entries) so that i can absorb better, but anyway, congrats on the job!!!
from chickpea981 :
they periodically vanish from the layout - I have no idea why. Apparently all it takes is to refresh it a few times. FYI at the rate I'm going, I'd nail the man because I'm at that stage but only because he can't come home with me and I can kick his ass out when I've served my purpose!
from biodtl :
Hee - I knew you'd be good for a quote. "Look at Charlie over there with third degree burns. Eating a motherfucking frank."
from pantrypuff :
Hey! I'm on another computer and lost your password. I SUCK! can you email it to me? [email protected]
from biodtl :
I'll gladly run (with you as my running-mate), and we'll happily admit that we DID inhale!
from imadad2 :
Spinach Dip? Have you not been checking the news? E-coli is in spinach and the sick count is at 120. Stay away. Have your beer and a celery stick with peanut butter. Have a great birthday.
from biodtl :
"WAY younger"???? You cut me deep, woman! I'll send you an email with the boulder-holder info.
from x-plicity :
Oh! By the way, Happy early Birthday!!! And to answer your question I was born on the 24th. There's contraversy on when the cusp ends, some say the 23 others say the 27. I had the psychic lady tell me I was a cusp and she didn't even know my birthday. Freakish.
from biodtl :
I posted the pic of my "souvenir" just for you. Too bad my...um...souvenir-filler-person is in jail and they are sitting all sad and lonely :(
from epipie :
Indeed, she is! How very astute of you. (If I spelled/used that word in it's correct form)
from imadad2 :
My wife does not want to work weekends, and be away from home when the boys are out of school. So, my logic tells me that she should work at the school or in a different school. However, now she is wanting to work only at the school my kids go to. McD's is below her. She would prefer to work PT at the mall or something. I just want her to do something. Staying at home is not what I planned. She stated that if we moved to Houston, she'd get a job. Well, it has been 8 years and I am still waiting.
from imadad2 :
"Mama is very adverse to returning to work/school and is having a hard time detaching from being a full time mom." That quote from your note is 100% right. I think Mamma does not want to become a working Mom. I think she wants to stay home and milk the "raising the kid" thing for another year. We looked into schools for her and she keeps saying she can't do it. Which is a bunch of bull. Somehow, someway, I'd watch the kids or hire someone to do it. It is a mess. No calls so far today, so I hope it is going better.
from trulypoetic :
I have a great kid. I won't trade him for anything. Nope no sir'ee. I have a myspace to keep an eye on him too. Lot's of kid stuff on there...but I do know a lot more about his life because I view that than his father does...because he doesn't view it.
from wickedcrazy :
you really want one? mail me. I'd be happy to make her one!
from imadad2 :
You are in my thoughts and prayers. I hope things get better for you soon. Try to have a great weekend.
from imadad2 :
Yea, I know it drives you to drink. I am there myself. However, the tantrum she throws makes life so miserable for me and the boys that I tolerate it. The beach is coming, just have some patience. I am off from work tomorrow, have a great weekend.
from biodtl :
Can I just say how much I love you for referring to my little fuckers as little fuckers? Because, seriously!
from imadad2 :
Damn your life is sooo close to mine it is not funny. I am on the other side though. I worry how my wife will be able to provide for the kids. I worry she will lose the house and end up in a trailer park. I worry it will get ugly. Kids make things a hell of a lot worse than people realize. No kids, you and I would be drinking Mai Tai's someplace on a beach. Hang in there.
from imadad2 :
Let me turn that A/C down a little. It is ruining my concentration. Sucks to be you. It may be 100 here in Htown, but it is 75 or cooler inside :o) (I can be such a prick sometimes) Try to stay cool
from biodtl :
When I was posting my latest, I knew you'd completely understand. you always make me feel better about the evil shit I think and/or say. I mean that as a compliment. But then, I'm evil, so take from it what you will...
from imadad2 :
My problem is, that I can't say "no". So, since it is a rainy day, I have a feeling I will be slaughtered by my boys on Halo or Star Wars Cammando this evening. Hope your doing better and have a little less stress :o)
from sexycreature :
I've been known to spend time imagining flights to go out there, and came close to going to a conference in New Hampshire this summer. I don't imagine being nervous about meeting you, which is cool.
from sexycreature :
Oh well, I think I just have issues with the fact that part of my heart isn't in the right place... sometimes I just want what I want. Now I'm trying to figure out how to want these things, but control my behavior, because shouldn't I be able to stay faithful? If I want to badly enough, yes. Hehehee I can't help but giggle at myself; I'm stoned and tired as hell. :)
from x-plicity :
You just need to give your sweet husband a good kick in the ASS!!!!! Sometimes *I* want to smother him. Are you sure that he and Vince aren't somehow related???
from imadad2 :
I hate to depress you more, but I would not trade places with you for anything. I'll take my wifes crap over your (husbands/kids/neighbors/anything else I forgot) crap. I feel so bad for you. There is nothing worse than someone trying to do the right thing and pay bills and run a sound financial home and someone (your husband) could care less. Try to have a good day.
from azelya :
Oh, you know, your belly dunlop over your jeans!
from azelya :
I am aware of the problem, bitch, I just have other issues. I have dunlop disease if my low rise jeans go too low!
from imadad2 :
The more I read, the more I learn that we have a lot in common. I am the same way you are with the sweats. Hard candy, chewie candy, and anything else I can resist. Put a piece of chocolate in front of me (esp. Hershey's) and I can't resist. When I heard dark chocolate is actually good for you, I got all pumped up. Keep up the good work with the diet. I have gone back to the low glycemic foods and I am dropping weight to. You rock. Have a great weekend.
from lildebkitty :
I used to read you and now I have come back and you are all locked up! Could I pretty please be allowed to read you again? my email is [email protected]
from biodtl :
sorry - that was very blahlblahblah long. So to make up for that, I come back ans ramble some more - I'm an idiot.
from biodtl :
Shit - don't worry about stealing my thunder - I like commiserating over our misery. He truly is driving me crazy. Like last night when he was all pissy because he had to do dishes, which is one of his VERY few chores, all of which he does half-assed anyway - he thinks it counts as "cleaning the kitchen". he was apparently miserable because we all have the nerve to eat off the clean dishes that he just washed, like last week! The horror! Then, since I mentioned that I would do them if I had a chance on my working from home day (I didn't), he then believed that the job was mine and had the nerve to ask me about it. I of course responded with my typical "when was the last time you scrubbed a toilet?" Cock. I like the boy's hair longer, but it's a pain in the ass, too. And I never have enough time to get it cut and it ends up getting too long and staying that way for two weeks before I get a chance to take him. And that two weeks generally falls over school photo time or something.
from imadad2 :
My wife was "cool" with it all? That was a dream ... lol
from imadad2 :
Man, things don't ever get easy for you. Glad to hear the judge was not to harsh. Having a record would hurt him more than he knows. Make sure you get every thing in writing. You never know when you might need it. You husband is an airhead. Either he is a blonde or had been hit in the head to many times. I wish I could have my wife read your misery. Maybe it would lighten her up.
from imadad2 :
Glad you are back, but sad that you are knee deep. Yikes. Missed ya.
from imwideawake :
Hahah so I'm catching up on DL finally. I totally forgot to tell you...guess who I met...Dane Fucking Cook!!!! Mickey quoting the Dane Train in this entry totally reminded me to tell you!
from hamster-lady :
Basically, I've known "crush boy" since high school. I just never met him. :P
from imadad2 :
Sorry to hear the business did not work out. At least he has work offers and you can work like you planned. Hopefully it will work out for the best.
from imadad2 :
15 years ago today ... an alien was born? Just kidding. Feeling old? I can't believe I have a ten year old. 15 must make you feel real old. Now that I ruined your day ...
from imadad2 :
It is the Asian women. Even if they are not that good looking, she is easily upset. If one of her friends just talks to me, she thinks I am flirting. As far as white women go, they are a hit or miss. I have noticed that she takes exception to some hispanic women now. For me, it is a land mine waiting to step on. A look hurts nothing, and it kills me when she gets in my grill about it, regardless if I am guilty (rarely) or not guilty (90% of the time).
from imadad2 :
Congrats on the weight loss. Hope all is well.
from imadad2 :
Yeah !!! You did it. You now have the reigns of the wild stallion. Keep them in your hands now. Make him now bring you a list of items he needs for the work he is doing. Then you can give him the money. Either on a prepaid card or in cash. No checks, no credit, no debit. You are in control and I am very proud. My wife is just like you. People drop their kids at my place and never reciprocate when it comes to watching kids. I am not their baby sitter. We just banned one of the neighbors from coming over. People are so inconsiderate. have a good one, I am proud of you.
from imadad2 :
WE NEED TO TALK ... You need to put him on a budget ASAP. HE is killing the business with his waste. Tools do break, but like you said they do have warranties. My first piece of advice that I need to give you is this. DO NOT GET A LOAN. It will just open the purse strings more for him and he will spend it all and then what. You are worse off. I would get him out of the checking account and open a 2nd account for him. He needs to be treated like a baby, because he has no fiscal responsibilty. HE is the one you live without a security net. You should always have a minimum of two months of liquid funds for your bills. If he is injured (God forbid) you are hosed. I am praying for you, because as bad as I have it, at least I am not financially hooked on someone like your husband. Now that I have depressed you even more, try to have a good day.
from chickpea981 :
it's not Chef... although you can guess who he is on my myspace
from imadad2 :
If the Demoncrats (Spelled wrong on purpose) had brought a better candidate to the table than John Kerry, I would have voted against Bush. However, being in Texas, Bush's home state, my single vote would not mean a damn thing. The only thing that I have liked about Bush's presidency is his tax cuts. His immigration bill, social security fiasco, crackdown on indecency, and his war on terror have all had me shaking my head. The Republicans could have crushed the Democrats with their majority in the senate and presidency, but they have dropped the ball. I hate both parties, and think ALL politicians are in it for themselves and money. My views differ from yours, mainly because I think you are a woman, and a fine one at that, and I am a man. We were made to disagree.
from imadad2 :
If you do start walking, 30 - 60 minutes per session. More than 60 and the body starts breaking down muscle. You also might want to up your potassium intake. It will prevent cramps. Go to it girl ...
from imadad2 :
BTW, Your hubby has some skills. High five him on the waterfall. I hope he got paid, and paid well for that. Hopefully that makes up for his mind farts. Oh, why is your son in girls clothes? Nevermind, I don't want to know.
from imadad2 :
I've almost done a 180 on Iraq issues. I agree that something needed to be done about Sadaam, but the way the US has done it is very disappointing. IMO, the country of Iraq should be paying us in oil, since that is why we went in there for the most part. Protecting oil is the big thing for our government isn't it? A country that is unapreciative deserves to be in shambles. I am not seeing appreciation from the Iraqi people. Whether that is due to the press or not, I will never know. Yes, I agree a good coffee chat would be great with you. Just promise me you won't bust me in the chops when I get you mad. ;o)
from imadad2 :
I know you are frustrated, but the business will fail if you "quit". You know it, I know it, and your hubby knows it. Your husband is a compulsive spender, and like Britney puts K-Fed on a budget, you need to do the same. One other thing. My bizarro wife, that other dlander means nothing to me, it is some innocent flirting, I only have bizarro eyes for you ... ;o)
from imadad2 :
I have a suggestion for you. A business credit card with a spending limit. It will allow you to track his expenses better when he loses receipts and keep him from the checking account. The card will also give you 30 days before you have to pay a bill, so your funds can be shifted to cover other things. This way you can take away his debit card and eliminate him from the checking account. Then when he hits the max on the credit card, you can be safe knowing that he cannot touch other funds. The card would work as a loan (30 days), eliminate him from touching checking account funds (for payroll, personal needs, etc.), and give you better records for taxes. I hope it helps. Like I said, you are always welcome to email me ([email protected]) if you need advise on your business. Small business keeps this country going and in a few years, I am planning on opening my own as well.
from imadad2 :
I remember when my brother got nailed for shop lifting. I can't even remember what he took. Condoms and an air-horn (insert joke here). At least he did it in style. Hope the store is cool with the prosecution. I try to tell my sons that there is no way you can get away with stealing in this day and age. Hope today is better for ya ;o)
from azelya :
Hi, Happy Mother's Day to you, too!
from badassrocker :
Thaks for the add, bitchy FUCKER!
from imadad2 :
Now I know where you have been. I missed you :o)
from zonoria :
I am sending you an e-mail requesting your password--just in case d-land mail isn't working. It will be from my diary's name at aohell.
from biodtl :
I cracked up when I saw your comment, because as I was writing the "oh HELL yeah" part, I was thinking, "If no one else - Jackie will be saying it"
from imadad2 :
biscuit. Another coincidence. I am always saying, "I am an accountant not an English professor." When I mispell something. You are to funny.
from imadad2 :
I'll be right over to help with that honey baked ham. I am drooling all over my desk.
from imadad2 :
Since we go to the park now and the kids do not play in our back yard much, we are hoping the St. Augustine will creep over the dirt area and cover it up. Since we are going to be in our current home for another year, Spring 2007 will be when the new grass will be put in. St. Augustine sod is only about $100 a palate. Not to bad. The edger goes for about $90 down this way. Gas ones about double that. They do have a manual one that is about $25. If you are using a shovel, you can use the manual one. It is a lot easier.
from wickedcrazy :
WINDOW-LICKER!
from fireflyez76 :
Do you want to slap me now or.... this is actually the FOURTH Chrysler crap I've had in my posession. Believe me, if I had credit, I'd find other options :(
from fireflyez76 :
Ohhhh no you don't! My Aidan doesn't need any help on the subject of the teen years. Ignorance is bliss and Hell won't begin for two more years. Thank you very much! *LOL*
from imadad2 :
Check your email in a little. :o)
from imwideawake :
Thanks for the story Jackie! You always tell the best stories. It's cute too. I actually can't wait for a comfortable relationship. Where I feel like I don't have to worry about anything.
from imadad2 :
Great story on how you met the hub. Thanks for sharing. I just found a copy of MP3 for Europes album. Do you remember them? I loved that album. The Final Countdown was my favorite song for the longest time. Just thought I'd share. Let me know if you want in, I'll email you the Mp3's.
from epipie :
I had a prudish reputation, and now that's completely blown out the window. I worry about parental opinion CONSTANLY. But yeah, It's pretty funny. I hope to GOD he forgets.
from imadad2 :
Ugh, I just ate. Thanks. Food always tastes better the second time. Some very intense images.
from biodtl :
Oh, you would definitely fit in with Hedge and me. We're always looking for someone else to join in on our anti-pta negativity and sarcasm.
from thegoodbiboy :
Maybe things will get better in 2008. Until then, what's the use with complaining? He's not going anywhere.
from imadad2 :
I love working around my home. I have wanted to do so much with my house, but the Mrs. is the only thing holding me back. Our yard has a lot of nice bushes that need to be trimmed every three months and mulch put in the flower beds every year. We have a pine tree, and when you remove the needles from the flower/bush beds, you take mulch with it. Also, it makes the yard look nicer. Our backyard got tore up by the kids and I have been wanting to put down sod, but my wife wants me to grow grass. It has not worked. I am just waiting for her to give me the green light to fix that. It is going to be a busy weekend. You have a good one.
from wickedcrazy :
K. i got denied but was told there was a spot held for me for NEXT fall. no fucking way. they just did first come first serve, but it explicitly said in the app that it was done on net scores, gpa and classes finished and i was told by the asst dean and members of faculty the same thing. well i had the highest net score in the school, not to mention above all of the courses needed, 70+ credits with a 3.5 gpa. So, i spent some time preparing then went to the dean of the program armed with proof of their misconduct. After showing her all the info i had plus threats of legal action, i was accepted. haha. If I wasnt one of the most qualified candidates, I wouldnt have done a thing, but i've worked my ass off and I deserve acceptance.
from imadad2 :
I am glad that you still have time to leave me a note. Enjoy the nice day ;o)
from gumphood :
Tent City is in Stoghton/Randolph
from serenaville :
Awwwww, Jackie. Thank you! I'm really the lucky one, though. Having that woman in my life has been one of the greatest blessings in it. Thank you also for your support, and reading my diary. *HUGS!!!* (Also? The song by Blood, Sweat, and Tears in sarcastic monotone?? CLASSIC. I am so singing a duet with you, on that score. We can do choreographed eye rolls, and synchronized aggrieved sighing. HA. Love ya! :D)
from chickpea981 :
thank you
from imadad2 :
There is nothing better when the guys who make South Park have an enemy. This season should be one of the best. Hayes is a hypocrite and should have just walked away from the show siting he just can't do it anymore because of his concience. He should not have brought religion into it. Tom Cruise will be getting bashed all season. I would not be surprised if they did a show about him.
from imadad2 :
Jack Black is a'ight. I would love to party with that guy. Some of his stuff in movies is over the top. He did a great job in Shallow Hal and that rap he does on the commercial kicks ass. My kids and I sing it all the time. I am planning on checking him out when the show is on.
from fireflyez76 :
That is why I *heart* you! You show me the love darlin! Hehe I oughta introduce the two of them and see who can out crazy the other!
from imadad2 :
Clinton would not have been impeached if he did not lie under oath about the hummer. Clinton was loved by the people, but we have not had a good president in a long time.
from biodtl :
Not only do I take pictures of the tantrums, now that I have a camera with the video option, I can relive the experience again and again. It's definitely funnier on video. I wish I could post them, expecially the latest one, in which she plays "Sean Penn vs. the paparrazzi", kicking and swinging at her camera wielding brother. I had a cousin who used to throw tantrums all the time and my dad used to get a tape recorder out and calmly record her for the entire (often long) tantrum. And then when she'd calm down, he'd make her sit and listen to it. Good times.
from x-plicity :
May the wind at your back not be from the cabbage at dinner! Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!
from imadad2 :
Since this is a bizarro wedding, is bizarro September the same as regular September? Since it is the 9th month of the year in the normal world is it the 4th month in the Bizarro world? I don't have my bizarro calendar handy. ;o)
from biodtl :
Hey - just checking in to make sure all is well. I'm spoiled by your frequent posting, even though I don't do it myself.
from imadad2 :
So when were we having our bizarro wedding again? I want to mark it on my calendar :o)
from trulypoetic :
Thanks for the show of support....no one much said anything about that entry. Must be because I have no readers....bwah ha ha.... Or....no one likes an angry woman going off about something?? Hm....not sure. Go Ask Alice rocks...and so do the other two titles. Men....ex-husband ones especially...SUCK!
from imadad2 :
The steak is supposed to come with a nice meal. Then, supposedly, the BJ is supposed to be a nice thing as well. The stories I am looking for are for you women out there that take care of business and ARE creative doing it.
from imwideawake :
the bradys were from sac? how did i miss that?!
from imadad2 :
Pull the trigger already. You women take way to long on problems. If you could care less if you continue to be friends with this woman, tell her the truth. You've got to much on your plate, and can't be her driver. If you can, ask for gas money. At least you might get something for your trouble. You sound so much like my wife it is scary.
from imadad2 :
Man, you're such a hottie at 17. I wish I had a pic of me as a youth digitally. I'd love to compare my now with the then. Luckily, my Bro righted his rig back on the road after his stint in jail. I hope your bro can figure things out before it is to late.
from imadad2 :
Nice truck. You'll have to show us pictures in a month on how messed up the interior gets. I am excited for you. The 10% interest rate is high. You might have faired better at the dealer. It is always good to try both. I actually got a better deal through my credit union. I have not priced F-350's, but I have a question for you. Could your husband use an SUV in his business? If he could, you might have found a better deal on those. As far as the plow goes, I doubt very much that the dealer would eat 4K on a plow. I know I wouldn't.
from imadad2 :
It sounds like you have a good plan. Widdle down the dead beats, eliminate employees, and get vehicles working again. That will help. You do have a business mind, it is to bad you're always killing brain cells with bud and booze. ;o)
from smedindy :
Hey, I was hoping you'd be happy for the GG Allin shout-down. Hope all is well up there. You know what you need? Hot, unbridled monkey lovin' for about 12 hours straight. Heh. (But don't we all..)
from biodtl :
Oh Maria - we'd all like to know more about the penis, but it just happened and no one seems to know where (or who) it came from. I'm sure it will make the national news - or at least Letterman. Love, Nancy
from imwideawake :
Hehe I know where it's from. I hadn't heard it in years and then you quoted it and I was like "What a fantastic saying! Jackie is a genius!" I hope things are going better for you now. You put up with enough shit when you have $$$, you don't deserve this. LOVE!!! PS--do you ever have days when you think you hate EVERYONE?
from geeked-out :
Well since I come to D-land everyday anyway to check my buddy list, when I add an entry in blogger I just add a fake entry into diaryland. That way it will make me show up as updated. Don't tell Andrew though, he may really block people from going to my blog. I can't alienate all the cool diaries I've found here by never checking them, which I wouldn't if I didn't come here to do it. Anywho...they have C.S.I. books now. I've read a couple of them, it's like the show only ya know in a book. Ahem.
from imadad2 :
$105 a week for 2 kids? He got off light and cannot even pay it? Rake him over the coals and then some. YOU are being to forgiving. I would take his calls only to ask him where the child support is. Unless he pays up, who cares what is wrong with him. You are to kind to that man. Make teh gubment do their jobs and get this guy to screw his head on right.
from imwideawake :
You should seriously start one of those "donate money to me" things on myspace. You kick so much ass, I'm sure you'd get a decent amount of cash! I know I'd donate and I'm a starving college student! Thanks mucho for the note. I know I should meet some older guys. But where? I don't even know where to look haha. I'm so naive. And btw, I'm the biggest asshole on earth. Check the most recent entry. LOVE!
from sixelasauce :
I just wanted to drop you a note to say that I adore you!!!! Sorry everything is going so shitty for you lately...wish we could roast one and chill together..loves ya small one
from imadad2 :
My kids start school in mid August. So, I'd have plenty of time to get up your way. I am assunimg that you'd want me to come to you, unless your willing to comedown here to HTown. And yes, her family is a bunch of A-holes and have not offered one cent to us. HYPOCRITES.
from imadad2 :
So, I guess I'm retarded to. I get my Spongebob on every night. Thanks for the note. Wish I could fix your van for ya ...
from x-plicity :
Happy V-day! *heart* X
from thegoodbiboy :
From what I've seen/read.....there is an attachement that the woman sits on. I think the whole thing vibrates, and while it's vibrating, the attachement spins. As Howard Stern said, it proves there is no God because God would have made a spinning penis. From the reactions I've seen, it looks pretty intense. It's expensive, it costs like $1400. For that price, it better get you off like never before.
from biodtl :
Thanks, Maria. I'd marry you in a minute - just think - sharing chores, sharing clothes, and no bullshit! And booze! love, Nancy
from smashthegas :
Hey yeah! Definitely send me ur un/pw. Email me pleeeease :-) smashthegas(AT)rock(DOT)com. Thank ye :-)
from x-plicity :
*grin*
from epipie :
Can I give your mom your URL and pw? I think she needs it. Lately it's been sounding like she's about to crack. She cried today at work. Of course, that would mean that I'd have to start locking my diary, but of course I'd give you this info.
from almostnormal :
I ♥ you for your notes. You have no idea how much. I just read an article that in the first year the primary caregiver loses 700 hours of sleep. I'm on year two. I want my 1400 hours of sleep back!
from chillier :
I'm kinda sorta thinking about locking up the whole thing, but in the meantime I'm just locking up selective entries. I got all paranoid last weekend when a friend of mine told me that I put out WAY TOO MUCH information. I was like, "huh?" But, whatever. I'm glad you caught the locked entry - it defeats the purpose if no one gets to read it.
from x-plicity :
Love you, Dukkha! You always manage to give me a smile when I need one the most. *hugs* X
from thegoodbiboy :
My own kids??? You trying to tell me something I don't know!!! I agree, he's had a lifetime of getting his own way. He's also a crybaby, so that doesn't help either. I'll deal with it, but man, it's annoying.
from imadad2 :
Here is a couple links. Women do have advantages then men on government loans for small businesses. You need to do some reading. http://usgovinfo.about.com/library/weekly/blstategrants.htm http://usgovinfo.about.com/library/weekly/blsba.htm Let me know if you have any questions. I also was looking forward to betting on the Super Bowl with you. To bad. I was so looking forward to losing ...
from chillier :
Call me retarded, and also high on codeine *smile*, but what's PW? I'll tell you anything you want to know :)
from thegoodbiboy :
I knew you would know! Corn...he likes corn. And to drink...Peru!
from workcrush :
No, I didn't see him last night. I asked him, "But I am going to get to see you soon, right? Girl's starting to get a complex here." And he answered, "Yes. Sooner than later." So that's good. Also? Dude? I am HUNGRY. If I was there I would so grab you for an IHOP run or something.
from epipie :
I love you Jackie. Will you marry me?
from thegoodbiboy :
It didn't seem like she was a drinker, because she kept asking if it was ok. Who knows. As for the sped kids, my GF is a special ed. teacher and after she was talking to her she turned to me and said, "I'll have that kid in my class in 4 years."
from imadad2 :
Just got back from the doc. I like this one. Actually keeps office hours. Our last doctor was/is always out and never in the office. We were with her over two years and we saw her once out of a half dozen times. I had enough. I actually would not recognize her if I saw her. That is pretty sad.
from spring-da1sy :
OH. MY. GOD!!! Poor boy is going to need therapy after this one! But it's still genius-pure genius.
from imadad2 :
U R Evil !!! I love it. I am just waiting for the day to do things like that to my boys.
from thegoodbiboy :
I'd come up with something better for April 1st!
from chickpea981 :
Yeah, I just re-read it. Dayquil/Nyquil really fucks with the brain. Perhaps its time for another thumbs down for ungrateful neighbors who take advantage of sleepovers and never watch their children at the bus stop? Thumbs up to the neighbor who actually gives a damn.
from imwideawake :
As much as it sucks, I agree not seeing him will make things easier. I hate, hate, hate not having closure. And we never did. Not 3 years ago, not a week ago. I wish I knew what he was thinking. But I can't ask him, I won't get a straight answer. And the roommate? Is not my favorite person right now. Lord help me for when I get married. There's a reason I am super picky with the opposite sex. Ha! I pity anyone who marries me.
from imadad2 :
Hey, if you have any accounting questions, throw them my way. I'll be more than happy to help my bizarro wife ;o)
from imadad2 :
I always tell my wife. "Who is the bigger fool? The fool or the person who follows him?" That is my response to her when she starts in on me on how retarded I am. If someone owed me money for work I did for them? How does it go? "Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me." Your husband is a good natured guy, but he needs to come back to Earth. His generosity is going to get him in financial trouble. The bizarro wedding will happen, in time, it will happen ... congrats on the weight loss. It always feels good to lose weight.
from imwideawake :
thanks! im surprised you got through it all. haha.
from trulypoetic :
Thanks for your note�please just pray�.rub the Buddha belly�cross your fingers�light a candle�.whatever one does to send good vibes� I can�t wave the magic wand of the legal system and immediately fix the problem. I can�t believe an adult can hit a 13 yr old child and cause injury and NOT be arrested. It boggles my mind. Completely. It�s abuse and there�s no other way for me to see it. Adult hits child above the chest line�abusive. It's strange for me to realize today that my diary...has helped me help my son...because he utilizes my notes to tell me things his father prevents him from telling me. Also..he called 911 that night...
from imwideawake :
Actually, the cherry was popped toward the end of our affair...early 2003. We've hung out a lot since and nothing like this has ever happened. Mind games. I tell you, when they take us aside in elementary school to teach us about tampons and stuff, they're teaching the boys how to play mind games.
from imwideawake :
I turned my notes on. The cow kicked total major ass. I want a cow that cool! I mean, who wouldn't notice a big fucking cow in their back yard??? Hats off to that cow.
from thegoodbiboy :
You're welcome! As I was telling secretsof, I'll take a good bar with 2 for 1 beers any day of the week over any drug. If someone is into it, that's their deal. It's not something I'm into. Anal sex with MILFs from New England, however, is something I can get into.
from imadad2 :
I'll be right there ... I have to drive, so you'll have to give directions and be patient. It will take a couple days to get there. ;O)
from imadad2 :
Courage to me is the people on that plane that crashed in PA. They knew they were going to die so they decided to take on the terrorists. These guys who crashed the planes were brainwashed and told they would get a great reward. The Japanese Kamikazees were the same way. Yea, it took guts, but I will never call it courage to kill someone who is innocent by blowing yourself up. 9/11 is a sensitive subject for me, and Bill Maher got on my shit list for some of the stuff he said when that all happened.
from x-plicity :
Now I'm curious if ALL the Mikes in the world are good in bed....
from imadad2 :
Your heading today got me a little riled. If the towers were military targets, I'd agree with you, but they killed civilians. There is no courage in that. Our missles always have military/enemy targets in mind. Several soldiers have died in Iraq because we try to avoid civilian casualties as well as try to prevent damage to non-military targets. That is courage.
from mypocket :
hey, its alex (enigma104, broc-coli), i'm finally back at d-land, so if you're interested, my site is mypocket.diaryland.com
from imadad2 :
I've never had a bang buddy. It was a one nighter or a relationship. I guess my charm prevented me from doing the buddy thing. ;o) great entry.
from almostnormal :
THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU - the note you left made my evening...and probably will make my birth so much easier. How creepy - I will now actually THINK about you while I'm in stirrups. You should be disturbed too...I might enjoy it *laughing my ass off* But seriously, thanks so much for the induced vs. not-induced pain...I know this crap is different for everyone, but knowing that it wasn't, even for just one person, makes me feel better. I appreciate it.
from fireflyez76 :
Wanna be irritated on the tooth fairy issue?Brads kid came in this morning with $5 for losing a rotten tooth. Try explaining to your own kids why they get a crummy buck for shiney healthy teeth :(
from trulypoetic :
I wish I could pay for your airline ticket so you could. Thanks for your kind words about all of it. My son...he's the sweetest person I've ever met and one of the most intune with reality too. I adore that kid.
from fireflyez76 :
Holy jeezuz... thank gawd for your cast page. I was alittle lost and must not of paid attention that there was a Daisy and who she came from. On that note, you and I Miss Jackie are both Virgos (9/12) which would explain why we rule even when the shit storms fly around us!
from biodtl :
Thanks for the comment - we'll do just that when I make it out there on my "business trip" (hee). We can both bring our cameras and take pics of each other with all the crazies (the true subjetcs) in the background.
from imadad2 :
My wife can even go with me. I just want to see if she is as pretty in person as she is in the mags and vids. Thanks for the permission to go. My wife my buy it if I tell her you said it was ok. Yea right. ;o)
from imadad2 :
You sure do know how to take a picture. Those pics of the Christmas lights on those homes are amazing. Some people are so hardcore for X-Mas. Hope things pick up. A lot of snow could do you guys a lot of good. $$$ hopes for you this winter.
from workcrush :
But...but....who has time for updating with all the fucling going on? And I'm so far behind in reading diaries it isn't even funny. But for you, Jackie, because I love love love you so much, I will make it a point to come up with a full update.
from fireflyez76 :
Our DHHS office is something in itself. The *proofs* they want include all but your last pap smear. I know how you feel, I'm already enrolled and I feel like such a scumbag but it's worth it for the kids to eat. At least they have those EBT cards so you don't feel like a complete jackass in line at the store. I hope your able to get that extra help you need. Plus your kids will get free lunch at school. I know at $3x2kidsx5days it's a help! You and I meeting would be kickass. We could take over the world *evil laugh* ;)
from arab-class :
Sorry i havent replied to your note. I have been feeling 'craptastic' to, not to mention working my ass off twice a day so that I can keep my horse. Fuck DHHS, they arent here for the people who need it, but I really do hope that you get food stamps :) itll take weight off your shoulders. They denied my mom, as with the school lunch help, they say she 'makes to much money', hmm lets review, my mom can barely pay her bills and when she does we have $5 max left over, her 15 year old works her ASS off on her *winter break*, because her mom cant pay for her to even have riding lessons so the *15* year old works. Right, she makes to much money. Youll get through the anger in time, your a bit older then me [12 years max right? *wink*] so you wont have the horrible, dramatic time going through it. Just keep on trucking. Or, Just keep swimming, just keep swimming. Cute story about Mickey, come on of course they have food! Chinese food ahaha =) <3 Brianna
from geeked-out :
I think it would be cool to take all those saved notes from a bunch of different people and put them into a book. It would be funny to see what other people wrote about when they were in HS.
from spring-da1sy :
You don't sound like yourself today. I hope you feel better soon. Loved the picture. Hugs
from krugerpak007 :
Wishing you a Merry Christmas! To all of you!
from thegoodbiboy :
Those people are wacked, but I love them anyway. That show is on FOX, Wednesday nights at 9. But I think it's being moved to Friday. So I was no help to you at all, you still don't know when it's on! Merry Christmas!
from workcrush :
Cinnabon? Sounds VAGUELY familiar? Please PLEASE tell me you're being sarcastic. PLEASE don't tell me that you are unfamiliar with the wonder that is all cinnamon and gooeyness rolled up in a sweet pastry bun. Because if you've never had Cinnabon, if Cinnabon is somehow a regional thing....then girl, you DEFINITELY need to come down here. Mmmmm.....I think my shopping today is going to take me to the mall so I can get me some of that ooey-gooey goodness.
from imadad2 :
Don't think for a minute that I did not see that you wanted to marry that Mencia guy from Comedy Central. What happened to our bizzaro marriage plans? You can't even tell me you're leaving me for another man? How dare you ... try to have a happy Christmas now with that guilt. ;o)
from sixelasauce :
Mad props to you for using my favorite line from Spanglish. You rule more and more everytime I read you.
from imadad2 :
I can so relate on the kid thing. If I was not fixed and the wife wanted another kid, the answer would be hell no 100 times out of 100 times. The first two years of life were miserable for all my kids and I don't want to deal with that ever again.
from searchin4 :
You don't need to apolgize for not knowing what bird it was. It wasn't that good of a picture to properly identify it anyhow! But I'd love to see a pic of the jay's at your feeder, ground or otherwise!
from trulypoetic :
The beer bottle in the snow.....that caused me to yell "Rick Rick...c'mere honey...maybe Florida sucks???" Also...Rick says "he called and asked if I wanted to burn one..." too and doesn't call his wife either. He pulled that one lasssst NIGHT while I waited to go CHRISTMAS shopping...men....they are all genetically programmed the same.
from sixelasauce :
Acutually when we drive past a cow I make chicken noises....because confusing small children is fun!
from searchin4 :
It's sad that we let the Holidays get us down, plus money woes and family problems don't make it very bright. But you still have such an amazing sense of humor! I understand about the raised to be pleasing and nice. It's gotten me into my current situation and a few in the past. I think it's best I stay single! do try to keep your chin up. You are such a delight to read!
from searchin4 :
so tell me about your camera and what lens you use to shoot your bugs. I just love photography!
from sixelasauce :
I was just looking around, and found out that our birthdays are almost on the same day. Pretty cool eh? Mine is September 18th though. Now that I typed that out I feel like a spaz...oh well.
from imadad2 :
Oh I could think of something that would not cost you a thing and make your husbands birthday (cough **blowjob** cough). I know I would appreciate that for my birthday :o)
from imadad2 :
You cannot have "Beavis" without "Butthead". Everything will be fine.
from workcrush :
Here's hoping the surgery goes well with no gangrene. (Yes, I know, gangrene is a stretch, but the best I can come up with given that I have no medical background)
from imadad2 :
If they want to complain about the snow plowing, don't do it. After they shovel it a few times, I think they will wake up. Hope you had a great weekend.
from juniperhexum :
I'm gonna send you an email from this username and either confirm or deny who it was. Not ready to reveal who in either diary right now since I have wonder if he reads. It's not about running away from laying the cards out on the table... I will be doing that. I'm just not sure WHEN I will. I kinda wanna get through the holidays, have one or two more flings with him, andn figure out where I'm moving before I drop the bomb. Or maybe sooner. Who the fuck knows. It will happen, just not till I'm ready for it.
from sixelasauce :
can I pretty please have the keys to the secret diary?? I love locked diaries, and i found you from chickpea. I read soo many of the same diaries that you do...and I could use a new friend. email me of you want to share.. [email protected]. ;)
from imadad2 :
Can you have more on your plate? You have to say "NO" to someone. You talk all tuff, but I can see that you are a big push over. You and your kids will be in my prayers. Any surgery has risks. I hope it all works out and your kids live to be a 100. Finally, no way should you put yourself and your business at risk. He did the crime, now he must do the time. 3 months is not that long, but he could get you arrested and ruin your business. Once you have the government up your ass, you might as well kiss your life good bye.
from fireflyez76 :
You do show up as "Merrimack" on sitemeter. I have netzero (we're like so dial up!). I also have some Manchesters and Washington. Oh well.. guess it's a mystery LOL
from arab-class :
After reading todays entry, I must say just reading it made me want to rip my hair out. I dont know how you do it. Especially with your friend asking you a favor, like what everyday? But hey, look on the bright side, nothing to complain about the step kids!
from epipie :
I'll be 23 in a couple of days. That's probably why. I think Bevis will turn out alright. Sounds like he's got a good head on his shoulders. Too early to tell with the little ones. I just hate how some parents are like: "Oh, my kid watched ______ so that's why he shot his friends."
from epipie :
Y'know, that makes me wonder if sometimes I insult your pretend gay daddy just so I can give a shoutout to you. I seriously associate you two now. Anyway. It'd be interesting to see your old picture. But if you don't want to, I'd respect that. (Have you seen Da Ali G Show? RESPECK! BOOYAKA!)
from imadad2 :
C'mon, you did not rub that into your husband? You are a better woman than I thought. I'd be all over that shit. "Ball Buster" is my middle name.
from imadad2 :
Sorry, but that is the best I can come up with. I rarely drank and when I did it was never a lot. I have been drunk enough to throw up only three or four times in my life. Most of my drunk escapades happened when there were no girls around. I was the guy in control waiting to have some fun with the girls that were out of control. I can't tell you how many parties I did not attend just so I could work out. I was obsessed with being a pro football player back then.
from biodtl :
Thanks - I needed the support. I just sent you a long email, since I didn't want to leave it all here - love, Nancy
from thegoodbiboy :
Consider that message deleted. As far as our future, I told her that if he doesn't change, he can go live with his father. I'm not dealing with his crap. I love her, and I know she and the kid come hand in hand, but if he can't deal with our rules, then he has another place to live.
from imadad2 :
I have gone through the counseling thing. Do you want to know what they said? D-I-V-O-R-C-E. The said to cut my loses and get on with my life. The timing of it is nearing. It is probably going to happen if she refuses to go with me to a counselor.
from thegoodbiboy :
You need to give me the password again because i lost it and can't get in to your entries!
from imadad2 :
I have a stranded car story for you. Check my entry tomorrow. Unbelievable. I always was afraid of the car breakdown in the middle of nowhere. I lived in no place NY for years and driving between my Mom's and Dad's place in POS's, I know that fear and I am a guy. For women it has to be ten times worse. Glad it all worked out.
from realsnoopy :
I should be arrested for my thoughts alone! LOL
from spring-da1sy :
Enjoy your Thanksgiving and I hope your travels go flawlessly.
from crazy4muffin :
Loved your trial recap entry. Sounds VERY familiar to what I do. I am delighted to hear they treated yourself so well- police and prosecutors. You were right to put your son up to testify. People don't give kids enough credit for being tough and anxious to participate. Bad things happen in this world, why not let him be part of the solution. You never know what kind of impact this will have on him. Maybe he will become a police officer or DA? Hmmmm, not so bad. I have also had my share of trials where the defendant elects to represent himself. "He who represents himself has a fool for a client". It is a guaranteed goat rope everytime. We probably wont be going to trial much over the holidays. But once the new year starts, I will most likely have all kinds of shitty behaviour to report. I think tomorrow I will post my disappointment on the jail "accidentally" letting my two armed robbery defedants out of jail. I just tried them last week and had a hung jury. Let's just say I have already been approached by a few people telling me to keep an eye out. Great, that's what I need.
from gumphood :
If you think I should do that for chairty...well...I'll do it...for the children.
from almostnormal :
Hey there. I'm not a psycho or anything...but if you check your stats and see someone going batshit nuts through your archives, it's me. Found you through your banner, then saw your diary title "I'm picking out a thermos for you" which I was SINGING as I was walking to the computer about two minutes ago, and figured that all that combined with the amazing entries...yeah...you rock.
from crazy4muffin :
By all means hook me up with your murder trial entry. I get some of my best ideas from other trials!
from arab-class :
Lice. Those bastards, you get rid of them a month later. Might I suggest Paul Mitchells Tea Tree Shampoo? When I had lice it wouldnt go away, after using Paul Mitchells it was gone. I countinued using it until it was out and I always keep it on hand in case someone I know has lice. It works like a charm! Mind if I add you? --Brianna
from alleytally :
hey i found your diary through the banners and i really liked it and would like to continue reading if you dont mind. i just wanted to let you know that i had found it :) have a good day.
from spring-da1sy :
Girl, that note was so nice, very comforting. I guess it's natural to blame yourself as a parent, and Phil keeps trying to tell me that I'm not responsible for what Jeff's done too. It's difficult, however, when Dick comes at me wagging his finger saying it all is my fault. Dick still has a hold over me that I cannot break no matter what I do. When he puts his two cents in, I sit like a good dog and obey. Thanks-that note went far to make me feel better.
from imadad2 :
My wife tells my oldest her should be a lawyer to. He loves to argue. Some people learn when they are in a losing battle. My son has not learned that yet. If he becomes a lawyer, he never will.
from fireflyez76 :
Hehe in fact I DID know that Aidan meant "fiery one", and that is why we named him that. He too has lived up to it. It's amazing he's made it to 10! LOL Nashua's about 2 hrs from me if memory is correct. Used to go shopping at Pheasant Lane. Pretty cool out of all these d-landers I randomly click someone "close" by :)
from gothique :
Your layout is beautiful!! :o)
from searchin4 :
been there with the lice thing. they are wretched buggers. I sure can sympathize with the work to rid yourself of them and in particular the itching. [which I have just from reading! lol]
from x-plicity :
You must send me this NH magazine!! I'll send $$!
from fireflyez76 :
I clicked your banner, which I rarely ever do because well I hate banners. But yours caught me and I think I'm gonna be a fan of your diary because you got those damn songs stuck in my head and now I can't forget you! LOL
from biodtl :
I knew that if anyone would comment on my hateful entry, it would be you - we've got so much in common, I swear. I can't wait to find out if I am approved for the seminar near you.
from caterpiller :
LOL, yeah I prefer ME too! thanks Jackie!
from pharie :
your the f*&$in best ever. i adore you
from x-plicity :
Love you too, Sugar!!!
from workcrush :
Hey, waitaminute Jackie, I GAVE you the best part! Not that the rest wasn't good of course. So quit yer bitchin' and be happy you got an update at all. HA! Kidding, kidding, I hope to have a new entry within the hour although I have to admit, I'm kinda savoring it all for myself now. ::dreamy sigh::
from imadad2 :
Thanks for the note. Yes, I do have equity in the home. However, the house is worth about what I bought it for on the open market. That is including the improvements I have made. Take away 7% on the house for those A-Hole realtors, and I am now breaking even or taking a loss. If I live where I am at for another three or four years, I will get money out of it, but a house is supposed to gain equity and sell for more than you bought it for.
from mozangeles :
THANK GOD. You deserve it and MORE. What those parents really should pay you with is a vacation. I am still not over the fact that you never went to Aruba. I was so looking forward to you having a break and telling us stories about it. xoxo - me
from trulypoetic :
lol I did leave that note...short term memory loss....dang I'm getting old....and yah that link to your design site dealio is funny shit
from trulypoetic :
maybe I missed something but I don't understand your last note....
from trulypoetic :
kind of you...but he looks hot...I just look fat....lol But those pictures are from earlier in the year prior to the recent loss of at least some ass... hahaha thanks!! Glad you don't have dial up.
from vickithecute :
Oh to answer your question (and I know you asked the other me but I'm too lazy to log out and log back in as her)....the skit was Paula Poundstone. Cracks me up just remembering it. "Psst. We hate the people on the right"
from biodtl :
You know, after I posted that I started wondering if it was a drunk scene or not. Maybe he was just weepy. Don't know, but I'll still take every chance I get to quote Navin or Eddie Murphy.
from chickpea981 :
There is no such thing as too old to trick-or-treat. Then end. Also, I love you. I feel the same way about kids that you do. Love them, but totally respect anyone who is kid-free because some of these fuckers need their asses kicked repeatedly. And don't think I won't trip a child that's running rampant in a restaurant. Yeah. I have no true point to this other than to say I <3 you.
from imadad2 :
14 is a little old, but I'd rather have him doing that than be out egging people and places. Nothing like having your Mom called after being arrested. Not like I did or anything when I was 17 ;o)
from epipie :
Thanks for the advice. I thought about using baby power, to keep the area dry, but then I was scared away when I thought it may somehow FEED it, y'know? I've changed my diet, quit taking birth control pills, changed to Dove's unscented/sensitive skin soap. I'm going to try switching to Arm and Hammer unscended laundry detergent, although I'll miss the smells. I was on antibiotics a couple of weeks ago for strep throat. I'm going to bring that up when I go to the doctor's. It's just getting outlandish. Oh, my. I read one website where a doctor suggested stop recieving oral sex. HA! Obviously a man. Anyway, now your notes pages has been tainted by medical talk. Eew.
from x-plicity :
You are the queen of awesomeness. I always look forward to your posts. Just thought I'd let you know. *hugs* X
from epipie :
Clarification: I didn't mean the cake was "okay" that's just something I say before saying something. :) It is so good. Seriously, I have to tell myself to slow down. DEEELISH
from epipie :
Okay, the top and the sides came out cake-y. The rest of it was dough-y, much like pumpkin pie. Whatever, it tastes good. And my roommates are scarfing it. How was it supposed to turn out? Btw, I think the spice cake makes it taste just like pumpkin pie. I shredded carrots and added it, just to be more like your version. You can't even taste it, but the Vitamin A is still there. Even Craig is impressed. Great excuse to pig out, btw. Thanks again!
from imadad2 :
If you have stairs in your home, you have no excuse. Start stepping on the bottom stair and go for 20 minutes. If you want it to be really tough step backwards. Having to haul kids around to exercise is no excuse. Where there is a will there is a way. Good luck.
from vickithecute :
Hey!! My friend Krumpet wants to read. She likes the comments you leave me. Cus you're funny, yo. Can I give her the info?
from biodtl :
The song is from Charlotte's Web and it got in my head when one of my other personalities left the door open. Love, Nancy.
from x-plicity :
Dukkha, you need to come out over to the cheese state. We can get high off of F8 and just party like a bunch of immature 12 year olds!!
from biodtl :
I just had to tell you that your "Nancy" comment made me spit Coke everywhere.
from imadad2 :
This has "Choke" written all over it. The Astros have blown 5 games that they could have gone to the World Series. I pray you are right, but as a jaded fan, I am more right than wrong. Beating the Cardinals for the chance to play in the World Series would be sweet though.
from azelya :
Okay, I will if you will. Tell you what. Tomorrow morning, when I'm in the bathroom, I will do it, then I'll report on it in an entry. Maybe my whole life will be transformed! Oh mah gaw!
from x-plicity :
It's always the little things that destroy a marriage. *hugs* X
from workcrush :
This is one of the new features Andrew came up with. Go here: http://members.diaryland.com/edit/ipbanform.phtml
from aliboomboom :
Well I'm glad I helped you get in a good mood. I've really been feeling this way ever since I kissed Noble. I don't know why. It's not so much the kiss or even the thought that we'd ever be together. It just put things in perspective for me. I think I should kiss him everyday, don't you? And let's hope the mood lasts because really I have a lot I could be upset over, I just don't want to bE!!:)
from imadad2 :
That's it !!! I should be married to you. My wife used to watch porn with me, but does not even want to anymore. I have no issues what so ever, and respect any woman who can watch it and be cool with it. You are so made for me it is not even funny.
from egoslap :
No ordinary thermos will do...
from egoslap :
Hi! You must have changed up your stuff, can i please come in? I hope everything is alright. =)
from searchin4 :
may I be in? Please?
from smedindy :
The only way I could sing "Loving You" would be if I had some surgery. Ouch! I mean, I need some help when I try to sing some early Rush..."We are the priests of the temple..." Yikes!
from aliboomboom :
That's so funny that you said that about the guy in the blue shirt. We thought he was cute too. I kept feeding him chilli cheese fries and licking the icing off of his face. It sounds gross now but it was fun then. I don't think he has a southern accent though because he's from Ohio. I think he had a nice voice. As for Noble, he's gorgeous. I can't believe my sister wouldn't go to the bar with me, she's such a bad wing man.
from smedindy :
Let's see. My wife wanted a clean break from her past when she went to College, since she wasn't happy in HS. One sister in law started going by her first name (she went by a shortened middle name, like Liz does now) for professional reasons. My other sister in law is a nutball. Simply a nutball.
from imadad2 :
I had the coolest poster of Rachel McClish. She was a former Ms. Olympia. My Mom made me take it down off my wall. Your boys have even more skin on their walls. Damn. Why couldn't I have a cool Mom like you?
from imadad2 :
Plasma TV's don't last. Until they improve the quality of them, I won't buy one. About 7 years is the shelf life on those. Yes, they are pretty, but a TV IMO should last a decade. I currently have a 43" Toshiba and love the thing.
from imadad2 :
If you were a guy, that last picture would be you looking into a mirror. Clone city. By the way, you do need to update your entertainment center. I got me a big screen awhile ago, and now I'll never go back.
from wanders :
Sounds like a pretty typical reaction to me. And I thought I was the only one with crazy ex-boyfriend encounters.
from realsnoopy :
If i smoked at 8:00am I would first eat everything in the fridge, and then spend the rest of my day in bed sleeping! *grin*
from azelya :
Missing your entries. Hope you're well.
from curiouoso :
Thanks for checking out my diary. Come back anytime. Curiouoso*
from realsnoopy :
*giggle*
from imadad2 :
I tried renting out a saw. No luck. They were all out. Lowes was the same thing. I had to either borrow one or buy one. So, my arm got a work out sawing through 10 pieces of plyboard.
from biodtl :
OMG, woman - I would love you forver if you could loan me something. Well, I'd love you anyway (even if you are a Pats fan), but I'll love you more. I am usually 14/16, depending on the style & cut, etc, but bigger is always better than smaller, of course. Yay, you!
from x-plicity :
It�s something known as the Itsy Bitsy Spider Conspiracy.
from workcrush :
Oh yes, Debbie and I were going to double to the dance with my brother and I want to ask HisHotness but oh no, what if he says NOOOOOO and my life will be ruined, just ruined, oh me, oh my....oh well, at least I have good hair.
from aliboomboom :
Charleston is a cute town too. I was there in May for Memorial Day and I'll be there in December for Jolene's birthday party. It's cute and old and I love it. Charlotte is big. I forgot that I have flown there a million times. It's always my connecting airport!
from aliboomboom :
I'm sorry to hear about Hub's accident. That sucks. I hate having to spend money on stuff like that. I didn't want to spend the $35 that it costs to repair my windshield. Anyways Charlotte is wonderful. It's about 2 hours from Charleston. It's North Carolina's big metropolitan. They have so much to do and it's beautiful. They have grown so much in such a short time. It's lovely. Have you ever been to NC? It's my favorite state. Don't get me wrong, I love SC too but NC is better!!
from biodtl :
Bwah! Your comment cracked me up. I responded to it (you know how I love to leave myself comments). Love, Nancy. PS - I'm an ass and didn't wish you a drunken birthday, but I see you handled it without me.
from azelya :
I was bad, very very bad yesterday. I never got around to wishing you a happy birthday. I hope it wasn't too bad anyway, despite feeling old and sick. But hey, at least you are ageing properly; don't old people always discuss their ailments? lol It's crazy, but I just got an e-mail from my 82 year old grandma requesting no e-mails until Oct 4, because she's off to China. WTF? She also works full time. Sheesh. Talk about squeezing what you can out of life.
from trulypoetic :
Thank you for always saying the sweetest things about my son. He is that sort of kid. He organized all of my jewelry in my new jewelry armoire just because I �suggested� it. He is old enough to be alone for a few hours, the only issue is the transportation one. Getting him from the school to my place on a daily basis. We�re trying to work on doing the week to week thing. Rick and I need to explore buying a house or moving to a two bedroom apartment a.s.a.p. so that we have the proper set up for him. It�s been a long two years of my paying off bills left over from the nightmare of that marriage. The ex states he is now willing to pony up some money to help with transportation or whatever arrangements need to be made to allow my son to spend more more more time with Mom. I think he�s trying to pawn off his problems with the stepmonster,etc but I really don�t give a f**k what his reasoning is at this point. Just so he does what he�s agreed to all along and my son can be happier. That's all I really want.
from smedindy :
Hey, saw your comment at ye olde Work Crush. Hope you stopped in and browsed a while. I know your locked up - but I'm always open for bizness. Fo shizzle! Thanks again!
from aliboomboom :
I am sure your husband hates me because of the Laguna Beach thing, men just don't get it. I felt so bad for poor JEssica, it ruined her whole trip to Cabo. I just don't understand why she's not mad at Jason, does that make any sense at all? Anyway I love Angelina. I always have since I saw her in this one movie where she has AIDS (not Gia), what is the name of that movie? It's so good!! Anyways I have to admit I didn't really get the dark Billy Bob phase but now, I think she's amazing and I think that Maddox really made her that way. She loves him so much. And she does so many good things. I can definately see why Brad chooses to be with her.
from realsnoopy :
Have fun sweetie!!
from imadad2 :
I've been having dreams as well lately. Not scary ones, but ones about a girl I had a crush on in high school.
from x-plicity :
Happy early Birthday!!!!!
from epipie :
*ding, ding, ding* That is correct. I didn't want to say it outright. People get fired over blogs all the time. But yeah. As soon as I googled him, I realized: "Gee. He's much hotter than I remember."
from realsnoopy :
You gotta love those teenagers! *pulling hair out!*
from imadad2 :
You are trying to watch your weight, but are you exercising? I know it is hard, but taking a brisk 30 minute walk 4 times a week will do wonders. Also, being in your environment is awful hard not to give into temptation. The people around you need to eat like you. Throw away the chips and get fruit and veggies. 9 times out of 10 I'll grab the chips, but if they are not there, I'll eat what is healthy. Also, the only impersonation that I can do is Yoda. I crack my kids up all the time doing his voice.
from aliboomboom :
Thanks for the compliments. I use to be A LOT prettier than my sister but now I don't think that I'm that much prettier than her. I'll have to post pictures of the good old days sometime. She was fat and I was tiny. Anyways sadly she was serious about the eye makeup, we do our makeup very different!! It looked better in person, for sure. I don't know why it looks like clown make up in the pictures. But yes she was serious and in reality, I don't think it looked like that. She is a lot cuter now though, I think those are good pictures of her too. Oh and in her defense, she did say that her eye make up looked like clown make up when she saw the pictures!!
from imadad2 :
My wife bought it at super Walmart. It has the dough and the sauce. I am not sure if it comes with the cheese. We add the pepporoni, sausage, olives, onion, and sweet pepper. Drool, drool ... have a great weekend :o)
from gumphood :
I liked that as well. But I am the Gump that goes bump in the night.
from imadad2 :
Thanks for the note by the way. I have a joke for you ... Why is divorce so expensive? It is so worth it...so worth it. You did get me to chuckle. Especially the Asian girl joke. Thanks.
from imadad2 :
I with you there on Elvis. I am not Gay, but if the King wanted me to go down on him back in the late 50's, I would have. I can see Tommy Lee, just because he is packing, but Danny Bonaduce? I ain't touching that one.
from x-plicity :
Danny Bonaduce? You are one sick puppy. lol!!
from imadad2 :
Sorry to hear about your truck. At least you know when something is wrong. My wife ground the brakes down so bad that the rotors and calipers had to be replaced. "It isn't supposed to squeak?" "That is not a squeak dear, but a grinding noise. Not one vehicle on the planet is supposed to do that." Almost a $1,000 damage. Yes, I was pissed.
from gumphood :
Chickpea mad! Gumphood has wings!
from chickpea981 :
Let her read. I cease to care- she's read everythign else at this point, so why shoudl I even fucking bother censoring myself? That bitch will get hers in the end. What I havent written about yet is my father's reaction and you know where to read that shit. There is more coming but right now I'm too goddamned angry to think straight and workingout details of things like getting my dog back from that asshole.
from x-plicity :
Glad you had a great time!!!
from realsnoopy :
Cute pics!
from imadad2 :
Just one of a thousand stories. I hope they can put their lives together quickly. I could not even imagine nor do I hope I ever have to imagine losing every thing.
from sexycreature :
No, no hangover at all today. I only got very buzzed. It did feel good to laugh and not worry about shit for awhile, but geez, Mike is still in the locked bedroom sleeping. You'd think I'd figure out a way to have fun that doesn't cause him stress. Thanks for the note. I always love hearing from you!
from findmeagain :
Hey hon..would you care to send me the un/pw again? Email is [email protected] -- thanks :)
from azelya :
Hmmmm...it makes me wonder if Violent Femmes covered the Culture Club song. I'll have to look it up.
from singlegirl :
I would love your username/password if you feel like sharing it with me. I read Ali's reader appreciation about you and you sound like a great read! My email is [email protected]
from cmkern3 :
Oh yeah...I forgot to mention that I went to the chiropractor on Tuesday night, and was told I have TOS (thorasic somethingorother) which is basically all the muscles on the right side of my neck, my right shoulder and the right side of my upper back are all inflamed and therefore are pinching ALL THE NERVES in all those areas. FUN!!! Her solution: anti-inflamatory drugs (ibuprofin 800s), ice 20 minutes of every hour and professional massages that I cannot afford. Weeeeeee!!
from imadad2 :
For only $7.99 (or $7.96 if it was from Walmart) you can feed several starving moths. They need your help. Won't you please help them? Moths are friends to the people who hate ugly clothes, but they can only be helped by people like you. (Or use a can of gas, Beavis and Butthead might like to see that). Where are the queer eye guys when you need them?
from realsnoopy :
LOL! Your entry made my day! Leave it to you to make me laugh! *hugs*
from imadad2 :
What made Bruce Almighty so awesome for me was the Niagra Falls scenes. It is always neet to see the places you've been to in a movie. If you ever are in a rental store and see the movie "Lady in White" or the movie "Slugs", they were filmed in the town next to the one I grew up in. In fact, the movie "Slugs" has one of my ex-girlfriends in it. I was going to audition, but I had a tennis match that day. I coulda been in a movie :o(
from x-plicity :
Dukkha...I...farted. *hugs* X
from realsnoopy :
Have fun! Elton's a cutie!!
from cmkern3 :
Apparently there's some "grace period" for the dress code thing, so as long as she's getting away with it, I'm dressing her however I please! :) Actually, I don't have much choice as her "dress code" clothes were ordered online and haven't arrived yet. What a REBEL I am eh?
from realsnoopy :
Thanx hon! I like your answer. Sometimes you need a little feedback to help you figure it out! *hug*
from aliboomboom :
Laguna Beach is good. I can imagine why your husband made you turn it. I imagine there are not a lot of heterosexual male fans. It's addictive though, isn't it? I can't wait till next week when LC tells Talan that Stephen bought her flowers and chocolates for Valentine's Day and Talan says "He did the same thing for Kristin." I'm sorry but that is funny. Hilarious. And why is LC on a school trip with the high schoolers or was she?
from realsnoopy :
I want to cry! I want to cry today! I have to wait two more days! By the way, cute little girl! Enjoy your day childless! *wink*
from x-plicity :
AWWW!!! Mommy is sappy!!!! *hugs*
from aliboomboom :
Interesting story. Who doesn't notice that they have started their period? Weird. I hope things go well having them next door. It will be nice to see Jaegan every day or most every day. Does she bathe now? Anyways I don't know why vodka and cranberry always sounds like a good idea. I hate being hungover.
from cmkern3 :
Nah..no need to add me back to the list. I leave notes & stuff w/this ID but my diary's under *that other name* so there's really no point in linking me. Mwwwwwwwwah *smooches*!
from workcrush :
Well, it's hard to get the straight poop from him, but it sounds as if he showed up on the doorstep of his estranged wife and her new boyfriend and threatened them with a loaded firearm. I still think he may be pulling my leg. I know I could probably do some research to find out more info but I just don't care enough. If he's gone September 14th then I'll know it's true.
from vickithecute :
OOH! Was it Morgan and somebody-or-other? You know, that blond guy played by John Wesley Shipp? That sounds vaguely familiar.
from cmkern3 :
Squeeeeeeeeeeee!! Now I can say you were my first! ;)
from realsnoopy :
That entry made my day! I laughed my ass off!
from gumphood :
Well it was all the rage at the after party. Of course it was on the floor.
from epipie :
My roommate said it in more of a zombie-like tone. Like there is no choice in the matter, she's just going to go ahead with it. She probably would have mentioned pregnancy if that were the issue. It's seriously freaky. I'm just glad it's her and not me! heh.
from cmkern3 :
I just sent you an email...
from spring-da1sy :
Hey, thanks for adding me! I used to read you regularly, then you locked up and I never had time to ask for the pword-so I'm asking now. May I?
from imadad2 :
Ali backed up what he said almost every time he opened his pie hole. Joe Nameth did the same. Mike Tyson on the other hand "I want to eat his children" was just to much to take.
from aliboomboom :
Thanks. As always, you make me feel better. Carrie's not in my life anymore and it's obvious that I made the right decision when it came to cutting ties with her. I just hate that she and other people don't see how wonderful Griffin is or what a great impact he's had on my life. It drives me nuts. As for LB, I am so glad that you finally got to watch it. It's addicting, isn't it? I was so Jessica 7 years ago, I feel so glad that I'm not anymore.
from imadad2 :
Two words ... airport screener. The gubment is hiring, and the bennies are good. I hope you live near a major airport. I am about a year away from independance to. Having a kid not old enough for school really bites. My wife working would be just to cover the daycare. Doesn't make sense. Next year though, 8-3 is open and there is no reason my wife shouldn't be working. Maybe she'll then realize my job is not a bed of roses and get her head out of her ass. I doubt it.
from aliboomboom :
I should always just run to you whenever I am having doubts about being a single mom. I know that things are different now and that there are a lot of children without fathers. It's just it still hurts when your child is one of them, ya know? And I know that you do. I don't want Mike in our lives. I really don't. I don't want him to have the father that he does. I just wish I could give him more. I wish I could change it all. I know that he'll always have me and my parents and brother and sister. I know that he'll always be as loved as I ever was, I just don't ever want him to feel different. I know that there are mean adults out there who will try to make him feel different because of me or because of what they do and believe. I just don't want him ever to suffer for a second because of stupid decisions his parents made. I just want him to have a happy, flawless life. I know it won't happen but to think that Mike can cause him harm without even being here, it just bothers me. IF he were around, it'd be worse but his absense is still a problem. I just have to pray about it and talk to people who have been there. Thanks for always believing in me!!
from realsnoopy :
Who cares what time it is! Grab the drink, the pot, and the food and go hide!! Poor girl! *HUGS*
from epipie :
Yup, that's him. Except, he grew up in Lowell, Mass. Although he probably crossed the state line a few times for a bargain. Ha! I remember one time he bought sneakers up there, but found out they weren't right when he got home, and when they returned his money, they added the 6% sales tax. He really got a kick out of that.
from realsnoopy :
Your entry made me bust out in side pain laughter! It's funnier than hell when we are embarassed about some of the music we like. I'll tell ya a secret, I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON!!!! I can't even write that without laughing! I was jamming out to "beat it" before I knew what it even was!
from imadad2 :
Just read your update. Huge Backstreet boys fan. Am I gay? You might want to try and play that CD in your DVD player. It might be a way for you to listen in your house. My favorite Eminem song is "Stan" I could listen to that all day long. A car ride is the perfect place for cheesy pop. However when I pump iron, I have to have my heavy metal.
from imadad2 :
I forgot to mention that. That was the best part. What 13 year old who is getting a 28 year old hottie is going to say ... "I don't think this is working out, we need to see other people"? To be dumped by a 13 year old is hurtful when you are 12 or 13, but to have it happen to you when you are 28, what does that say about her? To funny.
from workcrush :
New diary is up. You're my only buddy so far. I feel so lonely. I'll work on it later.
from aliboomboom :
You definately need to watch Laguna. I can see you totally making fun of me tomorrow for being so obsessed with it though. I sometimes don't know why I'm so in love with the show. I really should grow up!! As for Talan, I think they are lucky because I love him. I know he's only 18 and it's sick but still. He could date someone better than Lindsey Lohan. I love Jason too. He's my saving grace because he looks about 25. It's just drama, drama, drama. I love it. I'm a big fan of Kristin. I can't help it. I love her. Most people hate her.
from realsnoopy :
Girl! You need a drink! I hear ya, 17days and my kids are gone!!!! Thank god for school! Why the hell would anyone home school??? Are they nuts! :)
from wickedcrazy :
I worked with a lady whose sister is married to Jeff & beau bridges cousin. Jeff was in the big lebowski with some guy who was in the woodsman with kevin bacon. BOO-YA!
from aliboomboom :
Oh I totally have a fake one too! They are just too common these days!! And the thing is I have two real ones and you really can't tell much difference!! I call my fake one Louis (like the name) Vuitton (as in rhymes with Futon). It's hilarious. I love Coach. I hope I can find a cheap one!!
from aliboomboom :
Oh, the elusive voice of reason is at it again. It's a girl called stillsingle. She's stupid. We've been reading each other forever but I haven't liked her in ages. IT's really funny because she's so hung up in her relationship that she can't see things for what they are. All of her readers feel this way, just as usual I'm the only one that will say so!! It doesn't hurt my feelings in the least.
from realsnoopy :
Thank You for your kind words. Oh, and you are not a bad person :)
from realsnoopy :
you have a beautiful layout, and Thank You for sharing :)
from realsnoopy :
sorry, [email protected]
from realsnoopy :
I would love to read your diary! If your comfortable, I would like the password. Bitching about kids and husbands is a real connection for me!
from aliboomboom :
Five pounds over goal? I am so jealous!!
from imadad2 :
Cancelling the insurance is a good thing. However, your husband is in a hazardous profession. Disability and life insurance are essential. I would look online for that. Gerber also has kids life insurance pretty cheap. You might want to get that as well. $2,000 should be chased after. Hopefully you will get it all. If you get a small claims settlement, and it is not paid quickly, sell it to a collection agency. They'll give you $.50 on the dollar, or less, but at least you'll get something.
from x-plicity :
Fuck the ass-wipe!! You don't need their stinking insurance!!! You can get BETTER insurance
from wickedcrazy :
Jack, its the 3rd in the Evil Dead series.
from imadad2 :
We are so made for each other it is not even funny ...
from aliboomboom :
I love Laguna Beach but I'd definately understand if someone didn't. I think it's either you love it or hate it. I can see you liking it but then again maybe you wouldn't. It's a reality show. All of the kids are real teenagers who live in Laguna Beach and go to school there however I think some of the scenese are set up because it's too convenient if they aren't, ya know? I think a lot of reality shows are like that. Maybe I'm wrong. It's pretty addictive and so far, this season has been great. As for having another little boy, why not? I'd have five if I could.
from acornotravez :
Yeah - I'm going to lay him down in sheets of linen.
from vickithecute :
That's okay, you got me with the "Aunt Duh" thing. No, she's actually just my mom's best friend. No blood relation at all. At anyrate, I'm due to see the doctor anyway, I'll just have to ask her. Thanks!
from vickithecute :
Hubba hubba indeed. Thanks, that made me laugh and I need that right now. It felt almost like a secret code. Anyway, my mom had a hysterectomy (due to cancer) when she was a few years older than I am now so I don't know when she would have gone through it. Sigh.
from ilmomof3 :
Yay, the limerick worked! ;-) I deleted the note -- thanks!
from x-plicity :
I LOVE the bathroom pic! It's like your thinking..."la-ti-da. I'm pissing.." It's wonderful!!!!
from ilmomof3 :
I would like to read dukkha-tanha/'cause she's so cool she needs no banna/if my email a password should bring/it would cause me to sing/and would be like a heavenly manna!
from x-plicity :
The Fighters of Foo...what is Foo anyway?
from imadad2 :
School starts early here. There is talk of pushing the start back to Labor Day, but it is just talk right now. The sooner the better I say, so I can adjust to their schedule for my weight lifting.
from trulypoetic :
I have to go pick up my clothes from the dry cleaners today. I hope they come clean. That sucked� My son�he�s really the nicest person I know. I thank god every day he doesn�t take after his daddy�except for his artistic talent. :-)
from x-plicity :
You are a riot!
from imadad2 :
I am finishing paying a doctor bill that was rediculous. I am tempted to write on my envelope ... "I appreciate you allowing us to take two years to pay you back for the rape." Bastards. I hope you win in court and win big. Don't forget to include interest in your attempt to collect and all fees.
from imadad2 :
I decided to just sell that TV at our next garage sale. My boss wants it. I am hoping my wife will agree to $100 for it. That will be the money we need to replace it with a smaller TV. My son has a 27" in his room. I'll steal that and give him the new one.
from x-plicity :
Eating pu-pu seems so wrong...
from wickedcrazy :
Its 2 years of school full time. I'm geeked because not only is the money great, but I can freelance. Be my own boss? oh yeah. I'll probably end up having to fire myself.
from chickpea981 :
Girl I'm with you on the H&S thing. No offence to dirrtygirrl, but I've been using H&S since high school and if I don't use it, my scalp freaks out. Also, my hair can't hold a curl to save my life. And yeah, I was wondering about the realness of it all. Like I said, she was a voice. I talked on the phone a million times, but that could have been to anyone.
from imadad2 :
Check your email !!!
from trulypoetic :
Are you really reading "My Life - Bill Clinton"? That might just be the REAL reason you might need a therapist immediately...teehee...
from trulypoetic :
I don't know who that "I have one reader out there who knows exactly where I am coming from in staying in a crappy marriage due to the kid situation and the repercussions of leaving. Hi." person is...but just in case you don't know. I am also one of those people. I did it for 11 years. There were parts of my life I wanted to keep so badly that I was afraid to kick out the bad parts of it. And I wish I could say that one day I finally did it. I didn't. He split out on me. I still hate him for bailing on our marriage...but then I read some of the things you write and I realize that it was a hell unbeknownst to even me then. I endured so much. Including the owed IRS tax thing, the failed business thing (we owned a home and were refurbishing two others...that asshat paid the other two mortgages but not for the FUCKING house we lived in....that's an ASSHAT for sure!! He also got fired from jobs, had tons of warnings but actually believed himself to be in the right. He got fired from 98% of the jobs he had while we were married. The other 2% he quit without having a job to go to because he was "sick of that place". When I read your diary I remember and I thank god for what I no longer have to live through. Rick is not without fault but I realize how lucky I am everytime I remember my own personal hellish past. Hang in there girl.....and don't ever ever do anything on the fly. Get a plan.....any plan....even if it takes you awhile to get your bearings don't rush out the door without one.
from x-plicity :
I hope you aren't offended when I say that I find your frustration quite humorous. No one lays out an insult like you do. It's an art!
from imadad2 :
You're son looks so much like you it isn't funny. Nice pics. It makes me want to visit the area.
from acornotravez :
I'll give you my password if you give me yours...go to acornotravez at diaryland dot cum
from ilmomof3 :
erised/desire I haven't been able to read you for awhile 'cause it's locked. Would love to resume! :-)
from imadad2 :
I love you. We are so ment for each other. My wife freaks out aby time something happens to the kids. Me, a bomb could go off, and I'd be as calm as ever. I call it the "I don't give a fuck" attitude. You care, but the stress just ain't worth it. I almost lost a kid when we drove cross country. He wanted to play a video game, and so I threw a quarter in and he could not reach the gas pedals. I controlled them, and he got bored. So, he hoped off my lap and started heading away. I'd be damned if I was going to lose a quarter, so I told him to stay there. He didn't. He scooted around the corner, and before I could get after him he was gone. He had walked into the women's bathroom after his Mom. To this day, my wife claims I lost him. I knew where he was. I found him when they came out of the bathroom.
from x-plicity :
The employees let the kid leave the store? That's insane! Aren't the greeters trained to not let children leave the building by themselves? Well I'm glad you were able to find him. It's hard shopping at a Wally World by myself. I can't imagine having a bunch of kids tagging along. *hugs* X
from aliboomboom :
It's hard to not eat fattening food on the weekends. I just need to realize that it's the food that is making me fat but it's like I have no will power when it comes to food. I need to get some control. I'm working on it though and that is more than I can say for the past. As for INgrid, I just want the sunglasses back. It has nothing to do with the fact that they are expensive or that I think they look great on me. It's more about the fact that I explained to her that Ian gave them to me and that I have pictures to prove they are mine and she is saying that she bought the same pair. I don't think so. It's driving me nuts. I know she has them and I know they are mine and so does she. Hopefully she'll end up feeling guilty and give them back. I can hope so anyways.
from aliboomboom :
It's hard to not eat fattening food on the weekends. I just need to realize that it's the food that is making me fat but it's like I have no will power when it comes to food. I need to get some control. I'm working on it though and that is more than I can say for the past. As for INgrid, I just want the sunglasses back. It has nothing to do with the fact that they are expensive or that I think they look great on me. It's more about the fact that I explained to her that Ian gave them to me and that I have pictures to prove they are mine and she is saying that she bought the same pair. I don't think so. It's driving me nuts. I know she has them and I know they are mine and so does she. Hopefully she'll end up feeling guilty and give them back. I can hope so anyways.
from imadad2 :
I'll try to take some tonight. My wife will be out. I'll try to get them to you tomorrow. Satisfied ??? ;o)
from imadad2 :
You're waiting for pics? I am waiting for pics. When are we going to see some from the vacation? I hope to set up the camera soon and take some of myself. Maybe tonight while I am working on the shoulders. Stay tuned ...
from imadad2 :
I am not to the point of Bush hating that you are, but his crack down on indecency is driving me insane. His silencing of his critics drives me buts as well. As far as the war in Iraq, that was about WMD and I don't blame Bush for that. I blame the government, but I don't blame Bush. IMO, we should pull out of Iraq and let them suffer in misery. A country in chaos would never harm us. The billions we are spending there are going unapreciated and we could be doing so much domestically with those dollars. I live in the chemical industry corridor, and I still feel like we could be attacked at any time. Bush has not made anything safer. Don't even get me started on the border problems. I voted for Bush ONLY because the Dem's brought nothing to the table.
from aliboomboom :
Thanks for the compliment. I am beginning to think just maybe 40 pounds. I'm doing so badly right now. If it weren't for weekends, I'd be fine. Damnit. I just don't know if I'll ever be like that with Griffin's biological father. I mean I guess I'd have to be if Griffin showed interest but I pray every day that he doesn't. I just don't think it would be beneficial for Mike to be in his life at all.
from aliboomboom :
I love that name. Unique names are definately better than common ones, I think it says more about a person. Do you think your name at all defines you who are? I often wonder that.
from classygirl83 :
I hope that you have fun in NY!! That sounds like alot of fun! Thanks for the congrats! I am excited/scared/ and nervous all at once
from x-plicity :
If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere!!!! Have fun in New York!!!!
from supermom3604 :
I have 0.5 to go until I lose my first 10%. I don't know how practical 125 will actually be, I haven't weighed that little since I was a crackhead, but I'll probably just see where I'm comfortable.
from aliboomboom :
I am named after both of my great grandmothers on my mom's side. One of them has the first name Cora and the second name Alice (where they got Alison), I love the name Cora. My cousin is named that. It's so unusual and so wonderful. I like the name Justin too. It's gotten common but it's still a nice name.
from mozangeles :
Well, I suppose I do deserve it. But, I will miss you. (You know, even when I was in Ohio, I signed on to read my favorite diaries!) In the words of Gloria Gaynor, "I will survive." Hee Hee! Have fun! xoxo - me
from thaichic :
May I have your user info? You can email me at [email protected]
from imadad2 :
17 is the southern NYS thruway. Be thankful you don't have to pay unlike those who travel from Albany to Buffalo. Have a nice and safe trip.
from imadad2 :
I meant a left on 15 ...
from imadad2 :
Head East on 17, take a right on 15, and you are in my former backyard of Rochester. Jealous ... Yes. I hate you. I hope the humidity is horrible and the mosquitoes eat you alive. Just kidding. I hope you have the time of your life. Are you going to have time to see other things? There is a gorge in Watkins Glenn that you need to see. It is breathtaking and not to far from Jamestown. An hours drive if I remember right. Eating before weighing in will kill you every time. The only way to be accurate is to be weighed at the same time every time, and have nothing to eat four hours before. I'd suggest measuring yourself and going by that. The best way to do it is by body fat percentages. Weight Watchers is a great program, but going by a scale is outdated.
from imadad2 :
The pics will come. Patience. As for the BTK, I agree he should be a miserable fuck, but prison is not enough for him. Torture his ass for a few years, and then I will feel better. He is wasting space and money. Gas, electric, injection, it is all the same. Going, going, gone. It should be up to the families he has hurt. The 10 families vote, and the majority rules. Scumbags like that deserve to get what they gave (eye for an eye). It never happens though. I see your point, but I just don't think it is harsh enough.
from trulypoetic :
"high-end fancy store" (okay, WallyWorld) OMG I'm dying laughing over here...you're a trip girl.
from aliboomboom :
Well being tall has it's advantages doesn't it? Honestly I'm not at all big. I am just on the normal side of thin. I could probably be a size 12 or 14 and look like an 8 or 10 because I'm so tall. I just really want to be in shape and to not carry this extra weight around, ya know? I want to be able to run and do things that I can't do right now with this extra weight. I just want to feel good about myself again. I'm not saying it's just weight that I need to work on but that's the easiest thing.
from imadad2 :
Boy do you know how to take a picture. I love scrolling through your photo album. You're looking quite thin, I am almost to the point that I am going to tell you to eat something. I guess the stress is causing you to drop weight. See ... stress is good ;o)
from aliboomboom :
It's the plateau that I am worried about. I'm afraid I'll get unmotivated. I'm also worried about adding in the birth control factor. I couldn't believe I had lost weight this week. I mean I did horrible for two days. I like the fact that it's a lifestyle change and not just a fad diet like the carb diet, ya know? I cut out soda completely and I think I'll stick to that. I have been drinking low cal juice and lots of water and I really don't miss the soda. I also have been eating healthier cereal and what not like Special K with bananas instead of like sugar cereals. I am trying to make a lot of it be healthy lifestyle changes. I need to just keep doing it, stay focused and see what happens. I was almost scared to weigh myself today and then I saw what the scale said and I was like hell yeah. I know that bigger people lose it faster so maybe I'm bigger than I even think. Thanks for inspiring me. If you can do it, I can do it too! Right?
from aliboomboom :
Well I know that right now the weight loss is easy and then it'll level off and I'll have ot really push myself. When does that start to happen? Thanks for the tip regarding Griffin's ears. I have to keep that in mind!!
from x-plicity :
Jagger makes everything so much better. *hugs*
from chickpea981 :
perhaps its menstrual cycle synchronization through osmosis? way too many big words in that sentence.
from gaycwgrl :
can i get a password and user name for your world? [email protected] thanks babe
from aliboomboom :
I don't know that I have the $100 to spare but I would like to win the house and I can't win unless I try, right? I'm just having a rotten week, I doubt I could win a house. It's for St. Jude so even if I lost, it wouldn't be terrible.
from trulypoetic :
wowsers...you said sumpin' nice about the hubs....i gotsta go rub me eyes...and re-read... :-P Just kidding....you just totally crack me up!
from aliboomboom :
Yes at least he won't have to have open heart surgery or at least we hope not. I imagine that was really hard for you. I had my kidney removed when I was seven, I think it was the worst thing that ever happened to my mom. I know that I should contact him and get it all out there but it's so scary. I just want it to go away on it's own. Why can't it be that easy?
from imadad2 :
I hope this "bad news" does not "F-Up" your vacation plans. We all need to get away, and I hope you can. Thanks for the notes. Things are really shitty for me right now.
from aliboomboom :
I do need closure. I just don't know how to get it without talking to or emailing him and I am unsure as to rather or not I want to do that. As for the tubes, I know it's a common surgery but it's still scary. As for Mike, we talked to his family about health problems and they don't really have any. So I hope we don't have to contact them, that would open a whole new can of worms.
from imadad2 :
Yes, I wrote that. Sorry if it offended. It was directed towards the women out there that don't know they are bitches. You know, so it is irrelevant in your case.
from imadad2 :
So let me get this straight. If my neighbors make noise after 9 I can call the cops on them? Shit and to think I was hesitating doing it at 4am Sunday morning.
from chickpea981 :
I had the exact same problem with QB back in the day. I swear, everytime I read your troubles with it, I remember why I love that someone else handles the books! Don't lose that installation code - write it down in 8 different places if you have to. And FYI, we got tired of the 2002 version so we upgraded to the QB contractor edition - to the tune of $500 and then had to pay for payroll thingie again. OY!
from azelya :
Okay, I lied, not enough proselytizing. Do links work in notes? <A HREF="http://www.apple.com/retail/rockinghampark/map/">This</A> is the Apple Store that is closest to you, I believe, so if you are going to go buy Quickbooks today, you can just buy the mac version instead! Oh yeah, and if you make different users for your kids, then you can resist what they can do, such as downloaded, what website, etc, so you don't have to worry about security at all. But like I said, there are no viruses for the mac really, and no malware either. If you have any questions, just e-mail me, because I am totally an evangelist here. Uh oh.
from azelya :
Hi Jackie, I very highly recommend that you switch to a Mac Mini, because it sets you back very little money and you don't EVER have to worry about spyware or viruses, and the photo software that comes with it is awesome. Quickbooks also has a mac version. It would take a little getting used to (I switched to Mac last year) but most definitely worth it! Okay, enough proselytizing for one morning. Love you girl!
from imadad2 :
Spybot has a free download to get rid of spywear. The virus protection though, you have to buy. It sucks at how much money you have to spend to protect your property, but as long as their are A-Holes out there, you will get all that crap on your PC.
from imadad2 :
I took a before picture in April, and plan on taking an after picture at the end of July. Once I do that, you guys can see the results. I still have a little work to do, but I am getting there. :o)
from x-plicity :
I would stay out of the situation with Marc. His mom won't want to hear that bringing that guy back into the house is the reason Marc is angry. She'll turn on you and then Marc won't be able to come over to your house anymore. Women are bitches like that.
from imadad2 :
I have to admit, you do have an eye for a good picture. Good luck on the contest.
from soverycherry :
I got a new computer and lost all my saved usernames/passwords! Could I get them again, please? [email protected] Thanks!
from imadad2 :
I know how you feel. I refer to myself as "I am Pink man" and then start humming the opening to "ironman" from Ozzy. My kids think I am insane. Saturday I spent 30 minutes in this damn Texas sun without lotion and burned my back, shoulders, and upper chest mowing the lawn. Aloe Vera is one of the best things you can do. I usually lotion up with Vitamin E. Hope you stop peeling soon.
from aliboomboom :
Griffin could play with a box for hours!! He rarely ever plays with his toys. I should stop buying them, wait I dont' buy them, everyone else does. Griffin really doesn't like his toys. Let me know if Collin likes the rocks in the water bottle. I bet he loves it!! It makes so much noise, Griffin just played and played with it. He didn't even put it down yesterday to come to me, I had to take it away from him!!
from imadad2 :
I must agree. Your hub does do nice work. Now if you can get him to give you better info on his work ... life would be pretty damn good.
from aliboomboom :
Those pictures were amazing! I can't believe you lost that much weight. What a hard thing to do. And I really can't believe that you went in only wanting to lose 30 and lost over 100. Wow. I hope that I keep getting inspired after I lose a certain amount of weight. I really don't think I could lose more than 50 without looking sick though. It's so motivating that you did that. Maybe I can do it too.
from aliboomboom :
Wow, I had no idea you lost that much weight!! I would love to lose 50 pounds. Everyone tells me that is too much and it probably is but I'm weird like that. I just need to be back at a point that I am comfortable with. Right now I am aiming for thirty pounds and once I get there, I am going to see about the rest. I think I can stick to this low calorie thing. I thought about WEight Watchers but I don't have time to go to the meetings and what not. AS for daycare, I don't know what I am going to do. My job is miserable but I get paid well (over $40,000 which is good at my age, I guess) and I am going to have to work the rest of my life as a single mother so I need to have a good work history. Daycare only costs about 1/7 of my salary so that isn't a problem at all. I really don't want to quit. I want to stay to think about the future. I would have to work nights or live off my parents and I dont' want to do that. I am going to figure it out, hopefully. I am going to call some more daycares and talk to some ladies at church. Thanks for the note, wish me luck.
from aliboomboom :
Thank you. Griffin does light up a room. I almost forgot how beautiful he was while I was gone. I just worry so much that Mike will try to come back in Griffin's life. He did send that one lame email in March after all. My mom constantly worries too. I just want him to stay away. Hopefully I'll move out of this town one day and my worries will get less present. I know the farther away we are, the less interest he will show.
from imadad2 :
They added Hayden Christison at the end? Dam, I have to see that. It was this guy that was similar in age to Obi-Wan in the origional. Now I have to borrow the DVD someplace to watch that. I hate those fucking Ewoks though.
from epipie :
Did you hear about this chick? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schapelle_Corby If you're still going to Aruba, WATCH OUT. Also, I just found out about zabasearch.com. They're displaying everyone's public records online. It's really freaky. My whole family's on it.
from aliboomboom :
At least I'm not the only one who feels this way. I'm like what if I'm not there and he needs me or how long would it take me to get there or what if something happens to me then what...I'm insane. I mean everyone is right, the same things could happen here. I just like knowing that I'm close enough to actually get to him. The thought of losing him breaks my heart. I don't know how people lose children and move on. I don't think I would ever get up off the floor. My dad's brother was killed in a car accident when he was 12 and my grandparents were always very distant. I wondered why but now I understand. I could never move on. It has to be the hardest thing ever.
from imadad2 :
My son is going through that phase now. "Fag" is a favorite term of his. You might want to remind Beavis that you have only heard that kind of talk from 9 year olds and he might want to grow up. God bless you. This is how stereo types start. I am glad you are trying to put a stop to it.
from x-plicity :
Birds freak me out. And midgets....
from aliboomboom :
I just read the story of Beavis. It was a lot like my situation. You are such a strong woman, I admire you for keeping your baby and for doing it on your own. I don't tihnk I could have done that without my mom and dad. And you know I never evne think about who Griffins' "father" is. I couldn't love him more if he was Brad Poitt's child. It doesn't matter at all to me, he's mine and I love him and I could care less what anyone says about that.
from sexycreature :
Your note made me feel better, as I was feeling so lame for my entries! It's like I want to write another entry that's way cooler to make up for it.
from egoslap :
Mike got curious, and i was ready for something new anyway. I wanted to start over.
from imadad2 :
Good job. He had been milking the "I'm sorry" far to long. Hopefully he will be more punctual and stop thinking of himself. Have a great day. :o)
from trulypoetic :
wowsers....I'm a little behind...no I didn't say I had a little behind....can you email me your password? [email protected]. Thanks!
from egoslap :
you should be grateful! Nickelodeon was absolute tourture!
from chillier :
I got my first present really early - my birthday is the 24th. Today is my boss's birthday, though. My brother always orders my presents to be shipped to me and they get here way early. Me? I order his presents to be shipped to him and they get there a month late. Thanks for the happy birthday :)
from imadad2 :
A two way street. I am trying to appreciate what my wife does for me than what she doesn't. It seems to help. I have not been in the "I need out" mode lately, so I am hoping you can get there to. Butthead sounds like he needs a good ass kicking by his old man. I think you really need to get your hubby up to speed on that. If he has no clue how to talk to him, and it seems he does not, tell him how you want it done. Us men, especially husbands are pretty good whipping boys and would rather relay your message than have you pissed off at us.
from classygirl83 :
Hey~ Can I have the pass word? My e-mail is [email protected] thanks
from aliboomboom :
I don't know. Maybe UPN plays reruns as well? I never watch UPN so I wouldn't know. I know that the whole season is going to be replayed on MTV or VH1. The show is so bad it's good. The whole thing is absolutely ridiculous.
from juniperhexum :
You're right about the lyrics - they make more sense anyway. I will correct that. Now you also see why I have two diaries and why they are so different. Any shocker that I'm a gemini?
from aliboomboom :
Well, now I don't feel so bad about bringing Griffin to bed with me. can I get your user info?
from wanders :
Hello! Just checking to see if I could get the password. I've been meaning to do this for a while now, but what can I say? I'm lazy.
from azelya :
Those cops would have a shitfit here is So Cal, because half the population is Mexican, and a large chunk illegal. Get over it coppers! And geez, I'm jonesing for my Jackie fix. I tried to convince Mike to take a road trip to NH this summer, but he says it's too far. Damnit!
from gumphood :
NH doesn't fuck around, but Texas will fry anyone.
from chillier :
Thanks for the note. The funny thing about NH is that despite the harsh treatment for my crime, I got pulled over last fall driving without a license, expired registration, and a few lights were out. The cop let me go and pet my dog. That was nice. Anyway, I didn't do anything for the ex's bday. I decided to say fuck it. She's annoying.
from thegoodbiboy :
I think they would actually fall under the category of deuchebag. That's what my society is telling me. Those guys are hot????
from pharie :
he is getting here on the 27th around 3pm. i am working on getting time off from work which is pretty hard right now knowing my schedule will not be the same by then but with the slacker asses in charge of that at work... ill probably find out my new schedule 2 days after it starts. he is here until monday (he gets on a plane at 6am on tuesday) i realize we dont have one anothers numbers yet so ill give you mine and feel free to call anytime... not just about this. i adore you lady and think we should hang out way more. =)
from chillier :
It totally rained in Boston on Saturday night. But thanks for the attempt at chaning the fates. I like you locked - you're more detailed. Keep up the dirty nasty venting. And more pics.
from imadad2 :
Thanks for the idea. I only thought they did the bigger tools. I'll check on that. I'd need the saw and drill for only one day. It would be a lot cheaper than buying them. I'll call them at lunch to find out. I planned on renting tools to do ceramic tile, but never even thought of doing it to make the picnic table. You rock.
from x-plicity :
Um...yeah... LOL! I love that movie.
from thegoodbiboy :
I was more annoyed then mad. She just has to go and do stuff on her own. Damn woman's lib!
from epipie :
Yeah, I can't see the comments either. Andrew is usually pretty good about fixing things promptly. Anyway, I read that article and I'm a bit confused by this part: "but when federal authorities refused to take him into custody, Chamberlain added the charge of criminal trespass" Whaaa? Sounds like he was pissed at the big guys and took it out on this poor kid. Oh, and I don't approve of your Goldstein crush. Kumar was way hotter. But that kung fu guy sounds perfect for you!
from imadad2 :
My beef with illegals is that they expect to be treated like kings. At least in Texas. The kids get spanish speaking teachers instead of english. They get to pick their kids school instead of going to the one in the school district they live in. If you are going to come to the United States, learn english. If you can do that for me, come on over. When I go into McDonalds or some other fast food joint, I can't order, because every one speaks spanish and I have to repeat myself fifty times. I appreciate they are working, but learn the language. Also, my kids could not understand why I was getting upset when my kids used the term "faggot". I hate racial slurs to, but I think hate it when a black person gets pissed about the "N" word when he calls all his friends the "N" word when he greats them. Just because I am white and use the "N" word I am racist. I probably will never figure that one out.
from x-plicity :
OOOHHHH!!! You're hubby really burns my britches!!! I'm getting sympathy anger!! He reminds me so much of Vince sometimes!!!!
from pretty-pussy :
hey there. i was so upset when you locked up.. i never thought to read your profile page.. and it seems all i had to do was leave a note.. if you dont mind, id love your password. you can email it to [email protected] thanks! :P
from azelya :
Damn, I think I'm a bad person too, but is it really necessary to put that as the first thing on your profile? Maybe we're not bad people, we just wish we were better. And also, maybe we're just disappointed in humanity. At least, I know I am. I hate to think I'm right there in it with all the other yahoos, but damnit, I am! In solidarity, girl.
from onandso-on :
that is completly fucked up you didnt even get a card. Hell I piss at him to. thats just fucked up.......
from chickpea981 :
I go away for a few days and you lock up? Damnit woman! [email protected]
from sexycreature :
I haven't even read your entry yet, but I love you for quoting the Violent Femmes. And I haven't had any dessert (well, just a little banana bread) for three days!
from darkbeans :
thank you! : ) her mother's day last all weekend... she OD'ed on LOVE! : )
from onandso-on :
I know exactly what you are talking about, it dose get easier. And I know it will pass. thank you for the wonderful note, you are a sweetheart.
from bubaloo :
Hi! Thanks for the link fixage. Now give me a password! lol
from supermom3604 :
Ha. EVERYONE is surprised that I like country music. I get into it every summer for some reason. I like everything, really. Except smooth jazz. YUCK.
from x-plicity :
Hey sweetie, I'm going to need that password again. [email protected] Thanx!!!!!!
from imadad2 :
Great entry. My kids play with bugs to. Then they get into having to much fun. I caught my son pulling the wings off flys wanting to see if they'd grow back. Kids, to funny sometimes.
from wedge-o-lime :
damnit!!!!!I didn't ask for the password in time. Pretty please????? My email is [email protected] wedge-o-lime
from andreeb :
Ahhhhhhh! Locked out! Could you please send me the password at [email protected]?
from missingu288 :
Hi! I tried to email you, however that came back. Could I have your password please. Email me @ [email protected] THANKS!!!
from lostmystic76 :
Hmmmm - could the discovery by my mother have scared ya? *sighs* Such is life....anyway, yeah, hook me up with a password...just use lostmystic76 as my user name...I'm dieing to see you go all ape shit in your diary now! Hahahahaha!!! Weeeeeee!!!
from classygirl83 :
You're funny, about the diary info. Ido that all of the time. I just read people's notes, and if the info is in there, then I put it to use! It's not the right thing to do, but if I don't cause a commotion, and if they don't even know I read it, then what's the harm?
from imadad2 :
You have a great day to, and can you send me your password. I deleted it out of my email. [email protected]
from vickithecute :
Oh yah, we had the fried dough too. Sorry, just can't go to an amusement park and NOT have fried dough. It's a state law.
from x-plicity :
Wow...The frustration you're experiencing is enough to cause someone to implode. *hugs*
from imadad2 :
Sorry to hear your husband "just does not get it." He sounds real clueless. Sung in my best heavy metal voice ... "You don't know what you've got ... till it's gone."
from thegoodbiboy :
The only thing I like to eat more then steak is puu-say!
from x-plicity :
WOW
from epipie :
Gee, I would make him brownies, but I don't have the "special" ingredient. Actually, come to think of it, I wouldn't even know where to get some!
from x-play-x :
Hah, he'll still gripe at me over it. Jeeze, a moose, I'd probable be dead! :/
from vickithecute :
Aw, I love you, hon. I already feel much better. But damn, that hurt, y'know?
from gumphood :
I never saw summer school.
from imadad2 :
Other things very well could have contributed to his death. I don't think it was roids though. He did not have the body that looked like he took them. A lot of wrestlers get hooked on pain medication or other things. We won't know until an autopsy is performed. Right now, a blood clot is being said by the family as the cause. It is just sad really. A lot of wrestlers die young. It is quite scary actually.
from x-plicity :
You crack me up. Thanks for the giggle! *hugs*
from biodtl :
OMG, your comment cracekd me up. Even as I was witing that line, I was thinking, "dukkha will be the only one who gets this." Not too many people "get" me. Like my Les Nessman reference the other day - I was shocked that no one left a WKRP quote comment.
from x-plicity :
You have such cute toes!!!! LOL
from imadad2 :
I am sorry you had troubles with the car seat. See I mean it because I said "I'm sorry". Yes, I am such an asshole. ;o)
from imadad2 :
Mad cow disease my ass. I have friends in Canada who eat beef all the time there, with no problems. The US government banned Canadian beef, making it sky rocket in price. I think some lobbyist got in their ears and made a ton of cash in beef because of the ban. I'd raise cattle myself, but I'd eat all the profits. :o)
from trulypoetic :
Thanks.... If you go to pupart12.diaryland.com you'll see what he wrote. I started to cry..he's just so sensitive and he gets it. It amazes me.
from chillier :
Thanks for the note :) I keep thinking "what the hell?" which is precisely what always gets me into trouble. I'll write "Happy B-day. Cheers! Carly" She'll probably be insulted. You really can't win with these things.
from obsidianfrog :
That is too funny. I didn't even notice Samson snuck into that picture until I read your comment. I had to go back and look at it, to figure out what you were talking about. He was been into everything for the past 4 days. He's worse that a two year old child! Thanks again for the Bamboo!! I really do love it!
from imadad2 :
You have the same dilema I have. A kid to young for school. If my kid was old enough for school, I might have left my wife by now and made hre suffer. No school means, I'd have to pay for day care. Sucks I know. I hate to say this, but your hubby sounds like a walking train wreck. Oh, by the way. I love the reference to the "looney toons". It was quite funny.
from x-plicity :
Wow...I'm so sorry you're stressed out. I would take you in, in a heartbeat. That's if you wouldn't mind living in WI. *hugs*
from onandso-on :
Kix and Enuff-z-Nuff only a true rocker would know that shit, That is very, very funny We play there every other month or so, we just had a bad night. ( drummer was drunk) Fucking drummers suck
from onandso-on :
Damn girl I am so bummed I cant remember your password, ,would you please resend it to me PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, thanks Ron
from lilfoxyvixen :
could I have the user/pass? thx :)
from onandso-on :
Hey girl I just wanted to respond about your business. As a self employed guy myself I must tell you it is very stressful and you never feel like you are off work (especially if your office is in your home like ours is) As with you and your �hubby� it causes my heated discussions between my fianc� and me. But it is all worth it in the end. I have tried to do other things but I just have it in my blood. So at the end of the day I wouldn�t change a thing, but sometimes I want to run from it all because of the stress and responsibility. Anyway, I relate so much to your entries about owning your own business I just thought I would drop you a line. Hang in there girl. (by the way I hate the paper work part and the actual work its self, but I love business theory)
from mozangeles :
Thanks for the congrats! The psycho got fired basically for "talking back," "not learning," and "being stubborn." Go figure! xoxo - me
from chickpea981 :
you make an excellent point! the rules are that she doesn't want tohear it - can't be obvious. I wouldn't anyway because that's just icky!
from x-plicity :
"...whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there." I love Incubus. Hang in there, Hon. *hugs*
from chillier :
You're still reading despite the pile of work? Excellent. Neighbors kids are creepy zombies with crazy big blue eyes - yesterday I was standing at my kitchen sink with Kevin and the young one, the girl, just stuck her head right in the window and stared right at me. For a minute. I stared back. Then she left. WTF??? Would giving a four year old the finger be inappropriate?
from darkbeans :
just came across your question... if no one explained, it is the new MAC OS system. a very user-friendly, crash-proof unix program. for fanatics, we will use nothing else. but trust me, it's easy to switch to from Windows/PC. if you want more info, let me know. PS-I like your site. i will be back. Cheers!
from chickpea981 :
Reading your daily happenings with the business and talking about payroll and Brazilians and all I can do is scream! I know how that whole thing is and some days I kinda miss it, but other days I am glad not to be doing it. And FYI, our crew was entirely Honduran and if I am not mistaken, they were even related to each other some how. They were loyal AND hardworking.
from imadad2 :
So I am a slut??? I've been called worse. Try again. Speaking of abuse. The day before I was supposed to go to my kindergarten screening. I crashed a bike into a tree. I flew over the handle bars and smashed face first into the tree. I broke my nose, blackened my eyes, and bruised my forehead. I wish I was young enough to remember the look on the interviewers faces. Must have been classic.
from vickithecute :
OMG, Jackie!!! I don't know what I did to deserve such generosity, but thank you SOOOO much!! ***hugs***
from azelya :
Hey, shouldn't we be sleeping? Anyway, the photo was flattering. You can't see the stretch marks. It's actually very annoying, because you can't ever really see them, but they make my belly have lots of little wrinkles/rolls when I bend over, and I hate that! And one more thing, I wanted to tell you that I hoped everything would go well with Mickey in Boston, but never got around to it. That must be so hard for you to go through; I empathize with you Jackie!
from thegoodbiboy :
No, no, no. You're way off!
from imadad2 :
Farms can hire kids under the age of 16. Have him bale hay for a summer, and he will straighten up. Hard manual labor is what a smart ass teen needs to realize money is hard to come by. I did farm work on a dairy farm for 6 years. When I finally got a job pushing paper, I was so happy. Have a great weekend yourself. Yes, I will probably see "The Dukes of Hazard" to, but I wish they had put Jessica Alba (who is a brunette) in the rolle than that dim witted Jessica Simpson. Still, seeing her in "Daisy Dukes" will be a nice treat. :o)
from imadad2 :
Hey thanks for the kind words. Hope your little corner of the world gets better soon to. Don't make me pick up a paper reading about a shooting rampage and a mother gone insane. Have a great weekend.
from x-plicity :
This is what you need to do. Take a week of vacation in the midwest and stay with me. I'll have you high and happy the whole time! We'll party every night and get insanly drunk before 10am every day! *hugs*`
from imadad2 :
Tell Beavis to get a J-O-B. A paper route or farm work never hurt a kid. If I ever wanted something I had to work for it instead of ask. My kids are spoiled, but when they start asking for more expensive toys (like a gas powered scooter) THEY are going to work to pay for it. Hope your feeling better.
from obsidianfrog :
Joe's coming with. The decision came about because my sister gave me the money to move, and I'll have an empty 3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, 3 story house waiting for us when we get there... compliments of my mom and step dad. I will be updating even more now, so Krisse will know what we're up to, and I'll really miss pho! Thanks for the well wishing! I am SO excited. Joe and I can start our family now.
from x-plicity :
Feel better!!! *hugs*
from imadad2 :
Hope your feeling better. Nothing worse than feeling like crap and having kids to take care of. At least at work (I mean office work not taking care of kids work), you get some quiet.
from sexycreature :
Tiger is the new Mac operating system. You can get a Mac mini for your office downstairs, and never worry about crashes or viruses or spyware again. And yes, I completely understand what you say about your husband. I always keep a lookout for sexy construction workers, but it's too bad that nowadays so many of them are out of shape and overweight. I also like them, because they are generous with the catcalls and blowing me kisses. Yeah baby. And one more thing... the pun I was thinking about was fitting it in, but you're so right about the other one! ROFLMAO!!!!
from cubjam11 :
Actually, Netflix is the same price. ($17.99) They just offered a cheaper version for people who don't rent as much, and you're only allowed, like 4 movies a month. Whatever. I went for the $17.99 plan. It's free for two weeks, so we'll see how it goes. Maybe I'll move to Blockbuster too, although I'm pretty happy with the selection at NetFlix already! :-) Thanks for the comment, darlin'! Muah! xoxox - Jamie
from imadad2 :
For those of us who never get time alone, you and I appreciate a commute like that. I am actually looking forward to it. Now if I can get sirius satelite radio for Howard Stern, I'll be all set. :o)
from mozangeles :
Thank you, Dukkha! I will put that HTML snippet in ASAP. You are the greatest! xoxo - me
from chillier :
Oh! You've been visiting my blog - thanks! :) The funny thing about the "suck my dick" thing is that he NEVER says stuff like that. Usually it's "can I eat you?" which rocks. But I like when he's all "do me", it's sexy. In five years I'll probably say no way and go fuck the neighbor. Heh.
from chillier :
LOL! She has a particularly unusual name so I haven't spread it around - on the off chance that she ever finds this diary. But she used to be in D.C., and I assume she still is. But she could have gone back to Tennessee (cue banjos). Ugh. Why do I even care???
from imadad2 :
Guess what ... you have become the neighborhood babysitter. Congrats. The parents of these kids know you are keeping an eye on them, so they keep sending them over there. You are a good parent, but the parents of these kids suck. That is why there is no respect for your property nor do they treat you with respect. You should read up on "booby traps" and lay out a few for these jerks that mess with your stuff. That way when they get busted you can ban them from your property. I can see it now. One of the kids messes with your pation furniture and ends up with a lasso around his ankle hanging upside down from a tree, and there you are with your paintball gun getting even. Oh yea.
from x-plicity :
Take deep breaths and think happy thoughts...involving hooks, chains and basements...and little children screaming in agony...yesh.
from lilfoxyvixen :
awww thanks, I really like it! I know alot of people will miss the tits but oh well..
from x-plicity :
I just love the way you are with your kids, it's so real. Here's to good moms that actually prepare their kids for the real world. *hugs*
from classygirl83 :
Thanks for the note:) I am glad that you feel the same way about past regrets. I guess though it's the only way to learn from anything is to fail, and learn from that. I hope that you have a great week!
from imadad2 :
If you beat me to Hell first, save me a seat. I'll do the same for you. ;O)
from trulypoetic :
You always leave me such timely messages. I lived thru an 11 year long train wreck and the chaos got to be so "every day" that I started to think everyone lived that way. It's taken me some time to breath again and realize life is not that difficult. Again..thank you for your note! I appreciate it.
from imadad2 :
I just can't make out what you wrote. I think I need to get my eyesite checked as well. 36 is sexy. Old sexy. Men in their 30's are in their primes. At least that is what I have been told.
from imadad2 :
I just can't win can I? Now where did I put my walker?
from imadad2 :
I hate you. I am not old. I have been 30 now for the last six years ;o)
from imadad2 :
You reap what you sow. So true, so true.
from imadad2 :
If things don't change, I'll move in June 1st. The problem is, that is one hell of a commute to Htown. My wife wants me to buy a truck so that I will be safer driving when my company moves downtown. I'll take my car thank you. 28 miles per gallon is a lot better than 15. That will save me about 300 gallons of gas a year. I'd rather spend that $600 on something else.
from azelya :
Oh god, when will it end? I love birds too! I'll be a bird watching old lady with you anytime. We can get stoned and trip out on all the colors.
from vickithecute :
Yeah, I do read Kelly, and her entry this weekend had me sobbing. I think I commented something about how I wished I could love my grandfather, but I just don't - and THAT makes me cry. I did think it was interesting that we're both going through the same thing but reacting differently. At any rate, thanks for the advice hon, truly, but I won't be going to see him. I can't say I hate him....I just feel...nothing.
from soverycherry :
I totally read your entry about how Beavis came to be. You're right - I am glad that didn't happen to me. Why is it that all the douchebags seemingly have the strongest sperm? I hooked up with countless guys prior to either Jeremy or Louis that were actually "quality," yet I didn't get pregnant by any of them! Anyway. It seems like Beavis is pretty well-adjusted (for a teenager, anyway, ha) so I guess having such a 'tard for a birthfather really hasn't had a terrible effect on him, huh? I'm sewing my legs shut.
from lildebkitty :
I am glad the pig and sausage made your morning, it made me spew milk from my nose!
from lapisllong :
i think i love you! you recognize that Elton is God! and of course he's God's gay, i mean, all the young girls love Alice . . . you want a pretty banner? i love making banners even if mine are retarded. but then, yours intrigued me enought to click it so . . . whatever works!
from hissandtell :
Hi - I clicked on your banner, even though it wasn't pretty - but hey, you're right about your site! I'm enjoying the read (and I see we have several mutual buddies, too) so I shall be back for more. Love, R xxx
from chickpea981 :
Selfish or insane - I'm not sure. If it takes 5 people to make up my other half and I'm still not satisfied, I think I might just be too much to handle. Besides... she was my wife long before the husbands came along.
from thegoodbiboy :
Usually April fools things annoy me, but I figured what the hell. Like when I woke up, I put on the local weather station here and the guy started off talking about winter weather watches and snow. He got me. I was ready to go kick his ass after that. Bastard.
from retailharlot :
heh. thanks for the note. I strongly suspect that some of *whatever* it is that you have is exactly what I need. I think I ruined my chances of scoring from the neighbors, though, because I went completely ballistic on them. I had a migraine, and suddenly Snoop Dogg came on really loudly, so I started banging on their wall like an insane freak. when the volume was turned down, i started screaming at them. "shut the fuck up, you stupid fucking motherfuckers." this is just like the ghetto, except it's a little prettier.
from imadad2 :
I barely got you. Don't feel bad. There was some doubt in your note. I nailed several people hook, line, and sinker. Have a great weekend. :o)
from x-plicity :
That's some funny shit!
from imadad2 :
I moved out for a week when she did it. I wish I could look back, but what is done is done. Have a great weekend yourself.
from soverycherry :
I tried to leave this as a comment, but it wouldn't let me! Anyway: Ha, "Forever Young" is so in the dance scene from "Napoleon Dynamite"! Awesome. Also awesome? Your 1987 hair. Rock on, playa. I love all the notes, too. One of the pictures someone asked me for for my picture project is a shot of my senior picture in my high school yearbook. I plan on going to my storage unit tomorrow to dig it out, so that should be fun. Have a good weekend!
from imadad2 :
I'd love to go through my high school year books. I can't. My wife destroyed them in one of her "rages". Maybe I am lucky my kids won't ever see how pathetic I was.
from azelya :
With tighty-whities, it's all a matter of size. Little ones are cute, big ones are icky.
from imadad2 :
OMG !!! Thank you. I changed it, but I wonder how many people have read it and noticed it. You were the first. If my head were not attached, I'd lose it.
from imadad2 :
So you talk to yourself to when reading Dland? I do it to. I only mention it because Einstein used to do it. I guess that means we are geniouses or crack pots depending on who you ask. As far as the hubby goes, I drive my wife crazy to asking stupid questions. I don't think they are stupid, but she does. My wife claims it is my job to make her mad. I must be pretty good at it.
from imadad2 :
I did not leave a knife out, but I did leave a hacksaw out in our garage. My excuse was that the kids never go in there, so what is the big deal. I guess guys just don't realize the dangers. Either that or we are scatter brained morons. You will have to decide that one yourself.
from imadad2 :
I can just imagine my torture now. 1,000's of drop dead gorgeous women want me, but I can't get it up. Now that would be eternal suffering. I to find the Catholic church to be quite wasteful. They have all these elaborate robes, services, and the churches are so masterfully designed. What a waste. The money could be better spent on other things.
from trulypoetic :
I appreciate your note regarding my ex. I�m sick sick sick of getting beat up for my choices to better myself so that I can do more for my son in the future.
from cubjam11 :
...and you are most welcome. Cripes. Could I leave ANY MORE MESSAGES???? LOLOL xoxox - J
from cubjam11 :
I forgot to mention that it takeas about two weeks or so before your diary stops showing up on search engines. Worth the wait, I'm sure. :-) xoxox - J
from cubjam11 :
Here is the html: <META NAME="ROBOTS" CONTENT="NOINDEX, NOFOLLOW"> You need to paste that somewhere in your template between <head> and </head> (which is right at the beginning of your html -- after clicking "Change how each of my entry pages looks")
from imadad2 :
Was it evil thoughts or good thoughts? I have really enjoyed the pictures you have put up on your web diary. You have quite the lovely family. That pic of the word "Pimp" on the back of that building cracked me up. I used to do dumb things like that as a kid to.
from obsidianfrog :
It worked... Thanks. I used "Oriental" in a previous entry, but I wasn't sure if that was inappropriate. I have a bunch of Asian kids working for me, and that's what they call themselves: Asian. Asian American. (Laotian, Cambodian, Vietnamese) So, I switched in this entry, so I wouldn't offend anyone.
from imadad2 :
There is an old saying ... "If you want something done right, do it yourself." Internet diaries are all the rage. Do I smell a business? You tell me.
from classygirl83 :
Hey~ Thanks for the note. I apperciate it. I hope that you have a good rest of the week.
from lilfoxyvixen :
Yes, she is something else, of course the dogs are little hams as well.. thanks for your note.. :)
from imadad2 :
Watching that reality show on VH1 and realizing that Peter Brady had a better body than that male model, I started getting the hots for him. Then I realized I am no way close to being gay, but man, he is in good shape and still a handsome guy.
from mozangeles :
Hee Hee! Hi Dukkha! Out of the other people who have filled out my survey so far, your answers made me laugh the hardest! You're so funny! That's why I like ya. :) xoxo - me
from onandso-on :
I love that movie office space, and yes thats kinda how I feel. hope all is well with you and I'm glad to here the little-one is ok.
from chillier :
Okay, I'm a little bit stupider than I might have come across because while I DID read the instructions when I bought the stuff, I also removed the container from the packaging and through it away. So technically I don't know what they told me to do afterward. I'm hoping the bruised cervix thing is right cause I SO don't want to go to a doctor and tell them this. I'm not usually embarrassed but it's just so dumb.
from lilfoxyvixen :
awwww... thanks sweetie!
from cubjam11 :
The interview was concocted in my own warped mind. I think I need a higher dosage of a certain medicine. ;-)
from lildebkitty :
well it is refreshing to me that someone agrees with my logic! Thanks!
from chillier :
We were on Okemo Mountain in Ludlow, VT. It's very vermonty. Lots of Christmas decorations still up. :)
from imadad2 :
I am praying for you and your family. I hope every thing goes well.
from onandso-on :
your right theres not much future in quiting,I love reading your stuff, by the way.
from cubjam11 :
Hehe... If there were one food I thought should be outlawed -- it would definitely be applesauce. YUUUUUCK! :-P xoxox - Jamie
from mozangeles :
Hi Dukkha! Well, I think one does need Gold membership to do private entries, because I do not have the option at the bottom of the "Add an entry" page. Oh well! Perhaps I will check out Gold membership? I should anyway. :) xoxo - me
from mozangeles :
Thank you so much for your help! I am going to get on that to see if I can figure it out. :) And OF COURSE I will give you the pw. The only reason I am considering locking up entries is because I like to bitch a lot about people, and there's someone reading it constantly that inhibits me from bitching about them. (A friend from real life) So rather than have this person report to our mutual friends about what a bitch I am for bad-mouthing him/her on here, I would rather just lock them up. >:) xoxo - me
from x-play-x :
Good luck! Tell us all how it goes! =)
from mozangeles :
Hi Dukkha! I have a question for ya. :) Instead of locking my entire diary, I would love to do what you do with your private entries. How do I go about doing that? Do I need a gold membership or anything of the like? Thanks for your help! :) xoxo - me
from acornotravez :
Don't feel bad about your long laundry note to Azelya. I myself left one for her not too soon thereafter...
from azelya :
I'm still hungover, and it doesn't seem to be getting better as the day progresses. Hungover and domestic, that's us! And I use one cup of bleach because the stains don't seem to get out at all. I think laundry hates me. I do use that dispenser thing in the machine, too. And then, I remember that Clorox used to have a commercial that said you were supposed to use one cup. I'm jealous that you have success with 1/4 cup. I've tried about 10 different kinds of pretreatment stain removers too, and those all suck. Laundry makes me feel like a failure.
from itineration :
i actually live in minnesota; the fucking fire hydrant, it was taken in las vegas.
from retailharlot :
My diary has been taken hostage by insurgent horomones! There's nothing I can do but bow down to them and wait til it's over... Fucking hell, no wonder men think women are so damn crazy. We are!
from pharie :
oh yes... the w&j update. wendy i very busy at work doing doubles and going crazy nuts keeping the joint together. joe is looking for a job and has been going to interviews all the times and got a job for a few days but then decided it wasnt going to work. so they have just been uber busy and i havent seen them since monday. i think i should give them a call tonight. i miss them =)
from sexycreature :
Yeah, I thought of you and your entry this morning (specifically, your first paragraph) when I posted that! Hopefully not tooo icky. :) Yes, I'm a bitch sometimes.
from itineration :
hey, thanks for the comment. i just take my bmp banners and open them with another program after i've decided they're done, a generic photoshop (photoMAX), and resize them/change them to jpgs there. i'm going to go outside and get the mail now.
from trulypoetic :
Every single time my son does some random awesome thing like writing me that letter I catch my breath and realize I must be getting paid back for all the pain my childhood caused by having such a wonderful thoughtful child of my own. He's really the best kid ever. He's so much like me it scares me. He feels everything....he's in touch with life in a big way.
from thegoodbiboy :
'Space Age Love Song' rules.
from cubjam11 :
I speak very little French. Took four years of it in high school, but damn. You don't use it -- you lose it... quickly. LOL :)
from azelya :
Oh my fucking god, you have to be kidding me... you found info on one of my favorite shows of all time! I even tried to find tidbits to download in the past, to no avail. I just wanted to show everyone what I was talking about, because when I described the show, laughing my ass off, people would just stare at me. Like I was a freak or something. How do you explain the firing squad? Or Barfburgers? Or the slime? You continue to amaze me.
from vickithecute :
We need to come up with a dork club mascot. I figure you were really the inspiration for this whole thing so I'll ask for your input....I'm going to TRY to make the html snippet pretty, but I want to try sticking an image in there....so who do you think would be a good mascot? Who just epitomizes dorkiness? (but COOL dorkiness, of course - cus we may be dorks, but we're still cool....)
from ilmomof3 :
I think it was the water. The slime came from the word/phrase, didn't it? She-ite, now I'm going to have to go search the net... No, according to http://www.ycdtotv.com, the slime was for "I don't know" and the water was for the word "water" or "wet." Sadly, many youngsters of today don't know the origins of the green slime on Nickelodeon and are missing out on a crucial piece of TV history. ;-)
from cubjam11 :
Hahahahaha. You ain't bangin' Peter Brady until I have him first! :)
from biodtl :
Your comment cracked me up. So I guess I'm a mean, sarcastic, nasty, grouchy, cynical, tired, fat, ugly, old hag who can still laugh occasionally.
from gumphood :
done.
from x-plicity :
You did the right thing in spending some quality time with your kids. *hugs*
from freetobemee :
Are you kidding me?!? You never deleted my notes?! Well, WTF? I'd type them, and refresh your notes and it'd be there and when I'd check back the next day or whatever, it'd be gone...it was hurting my feelers! :( WEll, glad to know you didn't hate me then! I'll change my note about it in my profile then! ha!
from gumphood :
I love how you commented in chiller's notes to me, and not mine. I mean..i read it so...
from imadad2 :
Do you ever get time to yourself? Or does your spouse pull the "When you go shopping your by yourself" Routine? I agree. Stop doing every thing for him, and then drop a $20 on the table for him to shovel the walk. No food, no sex, and no clean clothes might wake him up.
from imadad2 :
If I knew I could get the kids with the trade, I'd be there in a heart beat ;O)
from x-play-x :
Hey, I sent that to you. Hope you get it. =)
from chickpea981 :
Aruba is absolutely wonderful, but be warned, the island is like 6 miles wide and there's not much to do if you're not into nature and lounging on the beach *snicker* And hte infidelity thing? Yeah - I've said my piece on that one in another diary so no need to say it again. And the phones? I'm on nextel too! CHIRP CHIRP!
from chillier :
HA! I bought the nipple nibbler junk and I've been using it on my lips too. I like that it tingles, it's like interactive lip gloss. Actually I put some on Kevin and it healed up a cut on the side of his mouth - good stuff. I did put some on my nipple and it was like nothing, nothing, nothing, OW!
from chillier :
Thanks for your note on the journal thing - I know that you are absolutely right, the opposite would be far worse. Part of the reason I wrote that entry last night was because I hoped someone would say "DUMBASS! You're lucky!"
from trulypoetic :
Yah...far far far far too much experience on the adultery thing, although to this day I don't think I cheated on him because even the bible says that if your spouse strays you are released from the confines or boundaries of your vows. Now ain't that a kick in the ass? We're faithful and I'll be faithful but if you cheat then all bets are off. Marriage...well it's one of those things that has it's good moments but when the bad moments come they are hard to ride through and if you ride through the bad times...it will get better. We just live im a society where everyone wants what they want and fuck it if they aren't getting what they want they don't care if they blow it all to pieces. Sad really.....but we all struggle with it all.
from supermom3604 :
To complete an offer is to go in, sign up, and do one of the offers they offer you, whether it be sign up for a free trial of something or apply for a credit card or what have you. I like to sign up for the club things because you get free gift cards, and then you cancel right away, but you get to keep the gift cards.
from cubjam11 :
hehe. I have nothing against chickpea. I bet she's a real sweetie in real life :) I know banners can be annoying -- especially mine ;) Thanks for the sweet comment. xoxox -- Jamie
from essaywriter :
thanks for the note! Your diary *is* very pretty, I've stumbled across it before and always thought that. It's interesting to see things from a married person's side of the fence via your diary.
from mozangeles :
Thank you so much! That means a lot to me! :) xoxo - me
from gumphood :
I love my so called life and I'm not backing down! Sweet 16 forever!
from imadad2 :
The bible says that if you look lustfully at another man or woman, you are cheating. So, if that is the case, I have cheated almost constantly on my wife. For me, cheating is the physical act. Kissing, hugging in hardcore manner, and any type of sex is cheating. Goofing around sending emails and flirting don't count. My spouse thinks otherwise, but that is a different story.
from imadad2 :
We both ate at a chinese buffet Sunday. As far as I can tell, the only thing we ate in common was the crawfish. Damn they were good though. But, (Pun intended) my ass is paying for it.
from joebuddha :
My Blue Heaven, one of my favorite movies. "You know it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section....cause you could melt all this stuff."
from classygirl83 :
Thanks for the sweet note. I wish that was true about me careing about other people, if that were the case then I wouldn't of hurt my really good friend like I did. I shkould've thought about her alot more than I did. Havea great weekend.
from joebuddha :
That's easy....Wierd Science
from gumphood :
why is it some woman can have children and nothing changes, and others just don't have any other option.
from imadad2 :
Who said you'd go back? You asked me to marry you just the other day.
from imadad2 :
This is the best time of year to be in Houston. February and March a pretty months. It rains a lot, but the temps are perfect. I don't miss the cold and snow of the North one bit. I love to rub it in. Maybe you need to take a roadie and hang with me in H-Town ;o)
from imadad2 :
I used to get "He is very smart, but needs to apply himself more". I just wish they would have cut the crap and said, "you're son is a slacker. He does the bare minimum to pass, and since he is so smart, he knows as a teacher there is not a thing I can do about it."
from chillier :
Holy crap! I was just reading your "well, hello" entry, the first one, and I think your husband is almost the same person as my boyfriend! Crazy similarities. My favorite is the generous lover thing - we're lucky!
from x-play-x :
Hi. My e-mail is [email protected] uhm... My msn is [email protected] BTW, thanks for your comment on my diary. The pic looks just like my cat Boomer. =)
from chillier :
I don't think the smoke issue is the same for pot smokers because it's a more natural smelling smoke and more closely resembles candles, incense, fireplace smells. Whereas cigarette smoke has all those chemicals and such a distinct odor. I dunno, that's my opinion. But I smoke pot so I guess I'm not reliable.
from imadad2 :
I don't buy CD's from WW. Target and Best Buy have just as good prices. I get DVD's there, but when they start editing those, and they will, WW will be off my list. Have a great day.
from luxlust :
Paypal dissed me last time i tried, thats why i had to pimp myself out for donations. This time, if i get dissed, i will just go with the alternating day to day color diary, and keep it simple. I dont judge a person by their templete anyway. =)
from chickpea981 :
I'm so delayed in this because I have no life anymore. I work, take care of pup, and sleep. Anyway, in response to your "you do..." comment, I say SHUSH! Shush I say!!!!
from sexycreature :
Redneck version of me? I'm the white trash version of myself, with lots of trailers and working at Denny's and Texas rural life. Fuck yeah. But you know, the only reason I did well on Thursday was because I was shitfaced. Whatever it takes, right? Ha.
from imadad2 :
I so enjoyed watching WW get their asses handed to them at Christmas. "We under estimated our competitor's pricing". More like "We are out to rape you and yours of your holiday cash and cheer." I to go there, but slowly and hopefully soon will be a regular at other stores. The Target in our area kicks WW ass on a regular basis.
from grrl-blog :
I also was completely unimpressed with Napolean Dynamite. To me it was just an unsuccessful Wes Anderson rip off. I've been told that a person needs to see it more than once to appreciate it's humor, so I've ordered it on netflix. Somehow I doubt it's going to get better.
from epipie :
Dang. That's got to be one of the best stories I've ever heard (writing on the bathroom wall about your son). It was so good that I shared it with my roommate, and we both had a laugh. Although now she thinks I'm weird that I have a diary online. Bah. Non-dlanders will never understand.
from joebuddha :
Saturday Night Fever!!!
from chickpea981 :
My works for the county mental health department in the the court-ordered anger management section of it all. She deals with soem seriously fucked up people and gave me a few anger management points. Also, I drive a Hyundai Accent and it has a 10.85 gallon tank. I usually fill it when I'm at the 1/9 tank area and its always under $20. It gets about 25 miles to the gallon and it also gets amazing gas mileage (34 mpg) on long trips. Not bad for a tin can
from chillier :
Ha! His name is Liam, aka Drunky, and we live below him, his two tapdancing kids (we think), and his clompy wife. We're plotting their deaths. Seriously.
from imadad2 :
I think my 4 year old is getting like that to. He felt up his mother the other night. I think it has to do with the discovery that men and women are made different. Have a good weekend yourself and stay out of that mud. Unless of course your in a bikini and wrestling with another woman. ;o)
from sexycreature :
You had zero typos during your last drunk entry... I kept thinking, "Where are they? Surely she must not really be drunk!?" Hahahaha!
from mami2hood :
If all else fails, go to Puerto Rico. It`s so beautiful there :)
from mozangeles :
I used to work as a travel agent, so I have a few suggestions for how to plan your trip to Aruba. First, check this site out: http://www.classicvacations.com/ca/sr_aua.aspx. If that is too expensive, try this: http://dir.travelzoo.com/Vacations.asp?intCategory=54. Hope that helps! xoxo - me
from chillier :
Wait, alcohol makes you fat? SHIT! Now I know what I've been doing wrong. Dangling that bottle of booze over my head while I strain on the stairmaster helps keep me motivated. Now what?
from imadad2 :
Both gyms will have plenty of equipment for you to use. Look for the other amenities. Locker room facilities, saunas, swimming pools, hot tub, etc. Both gyms should be able to give you a one week or two week pass, so you can try them for free. Let me know if you need any advice on weight training.
from chickpea981 :
I got it to work on Explorer (gotta be a version higher than 5.0) and Mozilla after staying up way past my bedtime last night. I REFUSE to make it work for netscape though. I HATE those fuckers.
from trulypoetic :
The first time I got married I went to Winchester, VA and planned on the J.P. way. We got there and they asked if we wanted to hoof it across the road and get married in a church by a pastor. We decided sure why not. I wore white jeans and he wore blue jeans. I never regretted not having a wedding and it had shit nothing to do with the demise of the marriage. It was his dick with feet that traveled all over the neighborhood that did it in. But now, for some odd reason, I figure I want to do it the "other" way. The dress is ivory A-line with a small train and embroidered light purple flowers with light green stems. No lace. Lace is for tableclothes not asses.
from mozangeles :
In the second picture (the door you use to get inside), there is something in the upper left corner that looks like an evil snail sculpture with fiery red eyes! SCARY! hahahahha. xoxo - me
from gumphood :
I'm in the Boston now. Close to work. I used to take the lowell commuter train in.
from sexycreature :
I wondered if you had. Shhhh...
from gumphood :
I used to play indoor soccer out in Dracut, and have spent many a days in the Pheasent Lane Mall
from mozangeles :
Wow, I just read your Cast list for the first time. I never realized you had to take care of so many kids! That is truly to be applauded! And, you're only 34! JESUS! What do you do for a living, btw? xoxo - me
from gumphood :
Nashua? Wild. Grow up with Mandy Moore. I am from the Lowell area.
from imadad2 :
The problem with trading spouses is that when we would have to switch back, I would not want to. You and I think alike so much it is scary. I guess that is why they say opposites attract.
from imadad2 :
Dam, my three rules are almost identical. Kids, especially boys get into porn. If you don't monitor it, it gets out of hand. However, to completly shut a kid down, is to much. That is why I am such a junkie for it. My Mom would not let me look at anything. I respected woman, still do, but I love looking at a smoking hot woman who is naked. I am a guy. It does not mean I am going on a drunken raping rampage. Uptight parents suck, and I know I will be running into some of them soon.
from thegoodbiboy :
That was a funny sentence, and I'm not sure why, either!!
from classygirl83 :
Happy V-day!!!!!! I hope that you get something from your husband! You deserve it:)
from azelya :
Oh gosh, I think I need to read what I wrote last night! Don't really remember it! If I didn't say so, Newcastle on draft was so fucking good. And I feel okay, actually, just dehydrated. And yes, Thriller is a great album.
from krugerpak007 :
Hope you had a good Saturday! Take care. xoxo Kathy
from findmeagain :
Stupid new layout..it's fixed now :) And he's 4. Is there such a thing as the terrible fours?
from juniperhexum :
Oh this I know! I said I was playing with fire. It's a risk and I'm taking it - foolishly taking it, but taking it none the less. I know you're lookin out for me. *hug*
from juniperhexum :
at least he pulls out
from imadad2 :
So if things go bad, I can blame you for being a bad influence? You know it is never the mans fault. Just look at what happened with Adam and Eve :o)
from krugerpak007 :
Aother quick hello! Take care and thanks again for brightening me up! xoxx Kathy
from azelya :
Oh yeah, Butthead is hot! Do the girls like him? Oh, and about the smelly bathroom. I know this is probably going to sound strange, but my husband is European and he was raised to sit down when he pees. It was "low class" in his family to stand up. My boy will also sit down. No way I will deal with the splatter and poor aim. It's too late for your kids, but you can give them the choice to sit down or clean it up themselves. It may change their perspective if they have to wipe it up. I cleaned houses to get through college, so I know how it is!
from imadad2 :
When I was in my late teens and just starting college, I saw the chinks in the armor. At that time, my Mom confided in me the dumb ass behavior of my father. A kid at 9 years old does not need to know that, and I respect my mother for doing that. No one is perfect, but when parents seperate, and one of them is constantly running down the other parent, it is never a good thing. Have a great weekend yourself.
from classygirl83 :
THanks! I hope tha t you have a good one too!
from krugerpak007 :
Your comments mean so much. You make me feel good. Thanks so much. I hope to catch up soon, and in the meantime I hope yu are doing well! Love Kathy
from imadad2 :
My oldest was meconium birth. I got into hot water, because after my wife gave birth, she got tore up pretty bad. Her doctor was gay, and my wife joked that he was losing his "boyfriend" (me) to her throughout her pregnancy. I don't know what made me say it, but I said as he sewed her up, "Don't sew it all the way up doc." I got looks to kill from the doctor, the nurse, and the wife. See? I really am an asshole.
from imadad2 :
Beavis like "Private Parts" so much, because a fully nude Jenna Jameson is in it. I love that part you quoted. Especially when they were arguing about saying "cock" on the air. "A cock coming out of my mouth can't be said, but she can say pussy." That movie is to funny. My wife hated it of course.
from imadad2 :
Sorry, I am not a Seinfeld fan. The quote went right over my head. I took it literally. My bad.
from imadad2 :
Ask your husband. When exposed to cold, the "little man" goes into hiding. Making a big man look like a short short man.
from imadad2 :
Next year when the Texans win the big game, you can include your face. I was hoping my oldest would "figure" it out, but it was weird just instructing him. My youngest rubs himself in the tub, but he I have never busted him doing it anywhere else. I think I may have an entry spilling the beans on myself, and my wife.
from classygirl83 :
Hey~~ It's always nice to get a note from you! Thanks. I know, the thing is is that i"m not really looking for one. I'm not. I'm just living, and I don't get how all of thse people get to have a b/f, but me. Its like okay, I suck. I guess. I don't knkow. Boys are trouble, and I know that. I know isn't it crazy how all of the guys do come outta the wood works when you do get a man? I guess it's like they want what tehy can't have. I hope that your day goes good today!
from thegoodbiboy :
I don't frown upon woman who cheat. People can do whatever they want. I frown upon men who get bilked out of their hard earned money in a divorce, or their kids in a custody battle.
from chickpea981 :
I'm so glad its working for you. And in my 2 1/2 years doing this shit, the one thing I can say is that details are everything. It is damn fucking good that you are anal about them because details are what fuck things up if one is missing. So you go ahead and be a nazi about it all.
from krugerpak007 :
Thanks for your amazing comments, you keep me going. Come visit here. We will share a room, get high on Xanex, and have a great time in general. I am waiting for you...Hope you are ok. I will catch up when I can. Love Kathy
from imadad2 :
Ugghh, huh, huh, huh ... you said "anal". Your hub needs to get a clue. Is there anyway you can print out pre-addressed paperwork for him? I know it adds more to your work load, but it may pay off in the long run. I solved my cell phone problem, man was I an asshole to those women on the phone. I almost felt sorry for them ... almost. Now if I can get my SUV back. Major asshole is back.
from imadad2 :
Cold is good, if you know what I mean ;o) No, taking a webcam pic in front of kids would not be cool. Take your time. I would have probably had to wait a week before I could have done it, so no big problem. No fatalities at the home last night. I slept in a different room because of my snoring, not gas. I did "punish the pipes" when I got home from work, so maybe that was all that was needed to take car of the problem.
from imadad2 :
My old man used to wake me up in the morning ripping them on the can. A quiet house, and a man or woman farting on the toilet is very loud. Every time my Dad farted, I'd say to myself ... 7 o'clock, time to get up.
from imadad2 :
Cool. I just did not want someone opening their email, and seeing you flashing them. That is supposed to be a treat for me ;o) and me alone.
from imadad2 :
I did not see any update. I hope you did not send something to someone else.
from imadad2 :
My boys whiz every where as well. The only thing you can do is clean up after them. They get pee underneath the seat. I don't know how they do it, but they do. Also, the pee gets into the caulk around the toilet. Clorox makes a nice flushable whipe that you can use to clean the can. Best of luck. My kids bathroom reaks of pee as well, and the only thing I can do is clean and spray air freshner. I would much rather had that woman from the Black Ey Peas whip off her top than McCartney. I am a guy though, so that is just me.
from mozangeles :
You and your baby are so adorable!!!! xoxo - me
from thegoodbiboy :
Girls like you and your friend rule. Love party girls.
from imadad2 :
You did? I read your entry, but did not see it. I'll go look again. Don't worry about it. I never asked you if I could tell, so I didn't. I am going to win anyway, so no big deal. :o)
from gaycwgrl :
Hello, my small-minded friend! :) haha. How are you doing? My diary has been locked lately, but it's unlocked now. Bad shit has gone down around this joint, so I wanted to save my own ass-if you know what I mean. Anyway, with that 122 IQ deal, could you perhaps expand my vocabulary bank and tell me what meddling is? I'm too lazy to go look it up. lol. I hope that someday I can look back at my childhood/parents and not hold everything against them. I guess for now, that is just not realistic.
from imadad2 :
You go girl, don't take no shit. I do the same thing to my wife. On the weekends I clean the fuck out of the house. It makes her look and feel like she sat on her ass all week. Men love to make the Mrs. feel guilty.
from krugerpak007 :
The comment you left me made me laugh and giggle and I DONT do that often these days. So thanks a lot sweetie. Love you! See you on the 4th floor. Make that red wine and millions of valiums! xoxoxox
from obsidianfrog :
Tried to e-mail you and I don't know if it went through because the address has REMOVE in it. I was hoping to indulge even deeper into those private listings. Password for me?
from cindreviews :
Cinderella Reviews is a brand new review site. So if you would like a review please come and check us out at http://cindreviews.diaryland.com/ . We hope to be hearing from you soon. Thank You!
from imadad2 :
A lot of churches, regardless of their affiliation judge all. Jesus said, "Ye without sin shall cast the first stone." Hindu, Buddhist, Christian, Islam, and most all other religion fundamentally are the same. It is these "rules" they establish that create the differences. Jesus hung out with the scum of the Earth. He did all kinds of things that angered the jewish leadership. He loved anyone and everyone. That's the way WE should be. It does not happen that way in any religion. I try to teach my kids this, but my wife jumps in with her Catholic ways, and it drives me crazy. I just hope that when my children are old enough, they can make their own decisions on religion and do the right things. (I am now stepping down from my soap box)
from imadad2 :
Good thing hubby was there for once, or you might have jumped off the deep end. I was 5 when I was told to bring enough to share, so I think you are right. Douchebag light. Hope today is better. :o)
from thegoodbiboy :
That's not my fucking problem!!! I'll fucking talk to you fucking tomorrow.
from thegoodbiboy :
Fucking On-Star fucking sucks fucking moose balls. Where fucking were you this fucking morning?
from imadad2 :
My wife went and got them this morning. Sorry, you are out of luck. If they did not drug test at my work, I could have some good drugs. My wife has vicodin, muscle relaxants, etc. I need my job though, so I have to stick to my booze on the weekends. :o(
from imadad2 :
Every time I see the price of gas jump up and down it makes me mad. I work in the oil industry, and know how it works. There is no way that the gas this guy bought to supply you with changed in price. It is a gimmick to jack the price up to get you to buy the gas he expects to pay for. The gas in the ground might be valued at say $1 and then the gas he needs to buy next week is forecasted to be at $1.20. So, they jack up their price to cover the additional expense. Then when the order comes, it went up to only $1.10. They then adjust the price for next weeks forecast as well as what he just bought. Because his forecast was wrong, he made 10 cents a gallon on you and me. If the are off the other way, they just adjust it. The system never makes them lose money. In times of war though, the forecasts are way higher than actually what happens, so we get fucked. Not the way you hoped for, but we do get fucked none the less.
from supermom3604 :
Hey, I found that article about Baby Jordan getting his heart transplant. http://michellemalkin.com/archives/001325.htm Of course, it's been so long, you've probably found it too, but I thought I'd send it over even so.
from thegoodbiboy :
Peter was always the funniest Brady, and the best looking guy. Marcia of course was super hot, but Jan looked good towards the end, too. Bobby and Cindy were losers. The girl from "America's Next Top Model" must really be doing that show proud. Way to turn that victory into a top modeling career. Two years later and your on "The Surreal Life." She's hot though. It's a good show, I watch it, as well as "Strange Love" which is like watching two retards. But, watching two retards can be enjoyable. Glad you had a good weekend, talk to you soon!!
from hamiltonian :
fuck those ticketmaster nazis
from vickithecute :
MOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
from imadad2 :
I agree. I do need to talk to a lawyer. After our vacation, I will make a laundry list of how I want it and talk to a lawyer to see if it will actually work. I would like custody and have her gone. Unless I can prove abuse, I doubt I'll get what I want. A lawyer knows for sure, and having a kid that is nine and sees all this, can only help my case. Thanks for the kind words and the shoulder.
from trulypoetic :
I debated about posting that entry and then I knew I had to. The older I get...the wiser I become...the less I give a shit what anyone thinks of my truth. Thank you...for getting it.
from vickithecute :
Aw...I love you too, hun.... I gotta admit, though...most of our common faves I found through you anyway....You were one of my first, you know, so when I went looking for new reads, I took your recommendations (as found on your buddy list)....As far as the ***s? I really don't know why I use them...I certainly have no qualms about SAYING the words....I guess I got into the habit back in the days when Bobby and I could only communicate through my work email and any emails with "naughty bits" would get grabbed by the censors. Amusing bit of trivia - "cock" on its own is fine, as is "pussy"...but if you put 'em together in one email, the censors at work go NUTS.
from sexycreature :
Yeah, that's why I didn't post the note. It's truly bizarre that someone would let herself go so much that so few people would like her. You'd think that it would make her wise up. Crazy. And sad.
from thegoodbiboy :
I'm going to see U2 as well, but at Madison Square Garden, the world's MOST FAMOUS arena. Well, that's what they say before the Ranger games.
from imadad2 :
I was thinking of the use of a blunt intstrument, a hack saw, several garbage bags, and digging ten to fifteen holes to hide the different pieces. I could put one piece in each state that I drive through on my way back to Texas. :o)
from thegoodbiboy :
I have my moments. I'm trying to get laid, too, remember that.
from imadad2 :
I have a name; Esther, and now all I need is an address and a picture. Problem solved. She sounds like the type of woman that deserves a beat down. My wife has friends like that, and I hate them. The "C" word is perfect for her.
from chickpea981 :
knowing you, you won't take this the wrong way: everytime I read you I make sure I've taken my birth control pill for the day and thank my lucky stars that I am not married.
from imadad2 :
Are you willing to make a wager on that? Email me if you are interested. [email protected]
from vickithecute :
Hey, I just had to lock my diary (temporarily, I hope) bcs a coworker of mine got access to it. It's still open to all dlanders though...the user name is vicki and the password is cute
from imadad2 :
I was doing a lot of Disney web searching yesterday. I figure a pop up or one of those pages gave it to me. Our work email gets a ton of junk email. I may have gotten it from that as well. I am just going to lay low the rest of the week, and hope I don't get another one. If my work reads my diary, I think I will have a heart attack. You never know.
from imadad2 :
Don't make me think, because evil thoughts will fill my head. Your lucky that you are not close to me. You are a bad influence on me. That is a good thing I think. ;o)
from imadad2 :
If it makes you feel any better, I have done only half of what I needed to today. I guess I'll just have to put in some OT. It is all your fault. The thing that sucks the most, is that I am salaried, so no OT pay ;o(
from imadad2 :
You're not doing your billing now are you? You're not. Your reading this note reply from the note you sent me to get back to work. So, you get back to work, and maybe I won't have to read the note you sent me telling me to get back to work. ;o)
from imadad2 :
I am right with you on the billing. I used to take sales from two Mexican fellows, and half their shit was in spanish. I don't speak spanish. So, I created a listing for them to just check off. Pretty simple, you think, nope. They found a way to screw that up to. All I can say, is try to make it as idiot proof as possible. I know the frustration.
from chickpea981 :
QuickBooks is THE DEVIL. I stopped using it.
from vickithecute :
Don't worry, hun (that "hun" is the Baltimoron in me speaking), he's all yours ::grins::
from bubaloo :
duhhhhhhhhhka, oh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhka! Where are you?
from sexycreature :
Yeah, it's satisfying to read your stuff, because I right there with you.
from imadad2 :
You are to funny :o)
from imadad2 :
As long as I get my kids, I am cool with that. The wife can go, but my kids have to stay with me. Sorry, but we are a package deal. :o)
from imadad2 :
What can't you do? My wife has no clue how to fix things. That is what I am for. I don't miss winter proofing a house at all. I don't miss snow at all. Go Pats.
from x-plicity :
Wow...you are the coolest mom in the world. Is there any way I could have access to your private stuff?
from azelya :
Hi dukkha, can I have a password for your private entries? I'd like to see the pics and the entries around New Year's. Thanks!
from thegoodbiboy :
Western NY sucks balls. I had a girlfriend who went to Fredonia and I visited once and that's all I needed to see. Talk about nothing to do. We had to go to Canada to party, and even that sucked. I've been to Niagra Falls and I have one thing to say: fuck Niagra Falls.
from thegoodbiboy :
Two o'clock it is then.
from thegoodbiboy :
Sorry I missed you last night, but I passed out watching TV and by the time I woke up it was almost 12. I didn't even go online. Why are you listening to Ricky Martin??
from bubaloo :
Umm, you are going to have to try a lot harder to scare me off!
from azelya :
Oh no, I don't know what a honey blunt is! By the way, thanks for the parenting support.
from vickithecute :
There are a FEW pics of me scattered throughout my diary, mostly posted during my "early days" of keeping this thing...most pics of me aren't too flattering these days, but check out this entry and judge the resemblance for yourself (I hope this link shows up right....if not, check Septemeber's archives for "Who do I love") http://vickithecute.diaryland.com/lissa.html
from thegoodbiboy :
Guys get raped by the courts, but most of them are bastards anyway. I didn't even have kids and I had to pay my ex almost $14,000 for the divorce. It was worth it, though. Hey, where are you today? And you're going out tonight without me??? I'm kidding, have fun!
from chickpea981 :
and that is exactly why I do everything in my power to a - not get pregnant and b - stay away from men with children. I am the product of divorce - I don't want to contribute to others
from imadad2 :
You can still participate. Just read my entries and do a little googling. Send me a guess, and I will give you the right answer if you are wrong.
from enigma104 :
Thanks so muh for the note you left a few days ago. I only wish mom had PMS, but I think its her medication(for the fractured neck) thats screwing with her. Bob, on the otherhand, is just off. But! Things have calmed down now, so thats good. Haha, no worries with the embarassment, I don't think I've ever been really embarassed. Woah man, freezing. This morning, it was about 35 when I left, and I thought I was going to die when the bus was late. Hm. I think I might have to take you up on the mom-type advice. Moms gone wonky again :/ Ah well. Hope things are okay on your end :)
from imadad2 :
If I just had a rubber, and some guts, I would have had that. One of life's regrets.
from x-plicity :
Spent some time reading your diary and I must say we have a very similar sense of humor. I'm totally adding you to my buddies list. Thanks for joining my diary ring.
from thegoodbiboy :
Thanks for the mention! Being miserable sucks, at least you are not there yet. I think you're getting itchy for some fun though, and I have the scratcher!
from cheatedwife :
LMAO at those pics! I found your diary through imadad2 and have been reading here and there..you crack me up!
from imadad2 :
I was in a good mood, and did not want it ruined. I surprised myself just as much as I did my wife. Usually, I put on a scowl, and mumble curses under my breath as I drive away.
from imadad2 :
Go Woodie go. It looks like he is living up to his name by sodomizing Mary Kate. Awesome pics. I am glad there are no little girls in our house, or I'd be sharing stories like yours as well.
from imadad2 :
I work for a foreign company. They don't oberve MLK Day. I have a floating holiday, but I needed to be here. Mondays and the first week of a month are almost mandatory for me.
from buddhababy :
Thanks for your kindness and support :-)
from thegoodbiboy :
The writing funny things on the shopping list is funny. I use to do the same thing, to this friend of mine in HS. It was just him, his little brother and mother in the house and we'd do the same thing, put odd things on her shopping list. Awesome.
from thegoodbiboy :
I dreamt about you all night last night, too! Let's just say the morning wood was more like morning steel!
from supermom3604 :
re: your comment in my diary - That's exactly what I mean. When they are desperately needed and a child is in serious trouble, they just stand around and wring their hands and make sad noises. But when my son breaks his leg, they're all over me. I'm actually afraid to sit in my house and drink a beer, because what if they come over and see me? They'll just assume I'm a drunk. You should see how clean and childproof I've been keeping my house, just waiting for them to come over. This is so unnecessary.
from thegoodbiboy :
I was so thinking about you last night at the bar. If I had your number, I would have called. But then, I wouldn't have because you have a house full of kids and a hubby! But, you were on mind!
from thegoodbiboy :
I actually wasn't that busy, just taking care of some boring "desk work." I was thinking of ya' though!
from thegoodbiboy :
Oh, thinking of someone else besides me when getting some action? Tease! I'm kidding. Does your hubby check to see if he has gasoline by looking in the tank with a lighter?
from imadad2 :
I laughed this morning when I read that so I thought I would share. It makes you wonder what they are trying to do that no one knows about.
from imadad2 :
Deja vu. My wife even tells the kids that they will be taken away from us if they tell anyone our personal business. Nice huh?
from thegoodbiboy :
Beleive me, I have a bunch of ideas when it comes to you!
from thegoodbiboy :
Oh, OK. I over-analyze things sometimes. I wouldn't do that anyway.
from thegoodbiboy :
Looks like you still had a wicked pissa' of a time. Am I overusing that wicked pissa' line? Sounds like you had a good time, though. Good going with the weight, I lost 10 pounds myself last month, trying to lose another 10 or hopefully, 15 in the next few months. I wanna be able to take my shirt off this summer without feeling silly! And of course nothing would change because you're not around to IM. Besides, there is always email and the old standby, the notes! I'll miss chatting it up with you, though, can't deny that! But nothing would change. We'll still be friends, you'll still be an awesome lady, a total MILF and someone I'm glad I met!
from imadad2 :
My boys field stripped their GI Joe's to. "Where's his penis?" Was all they had to say. A four year old saying that has to be one of the funniest things in the world. I used to play dolls and I turned out ok, or did I? If he is still playing dress up when he is near his puberty years, and is still running around the house naked, and starts talking with a lisp, then he will be gay. Until then, he is just learning the differences. My oldest did some gay things when he was young, but now he calls his brother gay. I always have to jump in and tell him he used to do the same thing when he was his age.
from thegoodbiboy :
I can't say I'm to upset, but that's because I'm a jealous bastard at times! Just kidding, that's to bad. I was thinking about you last night. I was watching TV, some show about people wanting to be designers or something, and was wondering what you were up to. And, hey, if you have the time, I have the beer and the car to get there!
from thegoodbiboy :
I'll be looking forward to tomorrows entry. I'll be wishing it was me on your night out, though!
from imadad2 :
Thanks for the kind words. I need to do a lot of thinking, and get my job done at the same time. Sucks to be me.
from krugerpak007 :
And yes, its damn pretty! :-)
from imadad2 :
We both agreed that the parent that gets the kids in a divorce should get the house. I have told her, that she will get the house no matter what. Now though, she has driven a huge stake into my heart. One for not trusting me, and two for showing that she is after money after all. She lied to me saying she is not like that, but she is showing how much of a hypocrite she is now. I don't care. I'll spend the money to get it done, but if she bitches about anything after this, I am going to be really pissed.
from imadad2 :
I've never been to Allegheny. There are just to many nice places where I grew up, so we never really went camping all over. We'd go to Watkins Glen, and Letchworth. Also chimney bluffs and fair haven park were our parks. If I get back, doubt it, but if I get back, I will have to go there.
from imadad2 :
You've been to Letchworth? I think the thing I miss most about NY is that park. We used to have family gatherings there all the time.
from cmkern3 :
You're welcome to come vacation (see: party) in Chicago!!!
from thegoodbiboy :
I'm sure I'd be quite pleased myself! And your entries rule.
from chickpea981 :
Mickey is a butt this morning because you traumatized him with eyeball boobies!
from imadad2 :
You always get me laughing. Thanks. I need it today.
from imadad2 :
As far as not being with me on the five finger shuffle, that is to bad. I could have really used your help. ;o) Maybe next time.
from imadad2 :
I really hate our frying pans. Almost every time I fry eggs, I make a mess. This is the first time I had oil explode like that. Good thing I was not cooking naked, because I would have been burned real bad. The explosion was so much, I had to change my shirt.
from thegoodbiboy :
as that moron from AOL says, "you've got mail."
from thegoodbiboy :
Any chance I can email you?
from imadad2 :
Awesome note. I have not laughed so hard in all my life. I could see that on the window sticker when they sell the truck. They could call it the "head option package". Removal of the center console, increase in leg room, and tilt steering. Great one. To funny. She could do it if she wanted. The chances of getting caught by passing traffic though would increase a lot. I'll still keep my fingers crossed though.
from thegoodbiboy :
Hey, I love Boston (not sure if you are near there, but...), I'll take a trip up to NE any time! Once more about those pics, you were smokin' hot. You were my type of girl back when I was in HS. Today, I don't have really a "type," but I whind up with dark haired girls. I've had a red head and a couple of blondes, though.
from thegoodbiboy :
Just imagine what I could do if we ever met in person! And I'll be 34 this spring.
from thegoodbiboy :
Those pics are sooooo 80s, I love them! You were a hotty back then, too. And disc cameras sucked ass. We graduated a week apart, I was June 24, 1989.
from thegoodbiboy :
What? What I'd do???
from imadad2 :
I could just tell by that pic that you were not a happy camper when it was taken. Amazing memory. I can't remember anything from old photos. My kids ask questions, but I can never give them details. I guess it is from to many hits to the head.
from imadad2 :
That graduation pic of you is to funny. There must be a story behind that smile. It looks more angry or fake than real. Am I right? Or am I waaaaaaay off.
from thegoodbiboy :
Oh, I can think of a few things to do, and they all start with my head between your legs. We can take it from there!
from chickpea981 :
"and maybe more????" I'd totally like to think so hot mama.
from thegoodbiboy :
Sounds like you were going crazy, as I would. I couldn't take all that snow. And just think what those guys were missing out on Sat. night. There loss. On another note, when I read your diary, I can't help but think of that movie with Matt Damon, I think it's called "Beautiful Girls." I mean, with the girls and the plowing and the drinking and the snow. That's what I think of, anyway, when I'm reading you. That and having wild sex, drunken sex with you.
from vickithecute :
Thank you, I need all the help I can get. But yes, I am going to do this, I am. I can't live like this any longer, you know?
from chickpea981 :
It was! Who else do I live with? *le sigh* LOL
from imadad2 :
Have a great weekend yourself. I agree that Empire is the best of them all. Nice and dark. I hated Jedi and Phantom. Animal House has so much in it, that I can't pick on favorite part. I watch Fast Times only for that pool scene. Usually I am fast forwarding through it. If you have never seen 9 and 1/2 weeks, do so. It will make you so horny and anyone watching it with you. I think my wife has cheated, but she did have a horrible first marriage, and she did admit to cheating on her first husband. So, I have a feeling it happened at some time.
from imadad2 :
I never answered your question from earlier today. Yes, I think she has cheated on me. Just the way she acts. I even think she has done it more than once. She used to go to the clubs all the time with her friends. They cheat on their husbands. She has stopped going. I know she loves going to the clubs, so why would she stop and stop talking to her friends? I think it is because she did something. I found a cell number on her called numbers, called it and a guy picked up. She claims it belongs to a female friend, but why would a guy pick up a cell phone each and every time I called it? I think something is fishy, but have no way to prove it.
from thegoodbiboy :
It's gone. And 'Coal Miners Daughter' is so freakin' awesome. That scene where she sings for the first time? I love that song and I don't like country music at all. "The-re he goes, he's walkin' away, and each step he takes, brings heart-ache my way." Awesome! And the 80s rule, too. Like VH1, I love the 80s. Thanks for the hookup.
from thegoodbiboy :
Just want to say your diary is awesome and I've added you to my favorites. It makes me laugh, but at the same time, want to have hours of sex with you. A funny girl with her own mind is a sexy thing.
from vickithecute :
You're welcome....I would have linked you, but I didn't have enough space - sucks that the three additonal fields are limited to the number of characters you can enter
from imadad2 :
If you want to see my ugly grill, then send an email to [email protected]
from thegoodbiboy :
Hell yeah, I'll check out your diary. I love a good MILF diary! Feel free to stop in and say hi to me whenever. Drop a note or whatever. I'll be there, and I'll be there checking you out!
from vickithecute :
I'm actually drinking water now...but no, I don't drink as much as I should....I'm pretty much hooked Diet Coke which leaves no room for water....but I'll work on it....
from imadad2 :
Did I say 18 months? I meant 18 minutes. That time has passed, so I will be right over ;o)
from imadad2 :
Thanks for the note. It sounds like you have a plan. As far as cheating goes, I am not for it, but you have to do what will make you happy. I am biding my time. I am "doing it for the sake of the kids". Once my youngest is going to school the playing field changes. That is when I plan on making my move. About 18 months and counting. August 2006. It will be here before I know it. Let me know if there is anything I can do for ya.
from classygirl83 :
Hey, I think that a D-land meet up would be sweet! I have often said that I wish that we could all meet up! I wish that we could too! I'm sorry about all of your drama that's going on right now. I hope that it all gets better soon!
from imabrat2 :
I just read one of your locked entries. Sorry you had such a sucky day. I have to admit though, I was laughing my ass off over Hubs bringing you the food scale instead of the timer and also your kid's comment "we have neighbors, you know."
from imadad2 :
The key thing is, that it is something you want, not anyone else. If you were doing it just because someone wanted you to, that would be wrong. My wife got implants, because she wanted them, not for me. I hope it does help, and it is not selfish at all to want to look good.
from imadad2 :
A tummy tuck? Are you sure? You will have a scar. It will not eliminate stretch marks either. It will tighten up your skin, but I thought you looked fine in your pictures. Can you give yourself more time to see if the skin tightens? My wife was able to get her belly tightened with time. It took her a good year to get there, but she did it.
from cmkern3 :
Waaaah! I want the password!! :)
from chickpea981 :
Do every single thing you said you want to do in that entry. Get out of the business, bide your time, get your shit together, and get the fuck out. That shit with throwing on the couch - my ex did that to me and I weighed way more than you at the time. It only escalated from there to the point where he knocked me out. Don't get to that point with all the kids around.
from imadad2 :
Wow, sorry to hear the bad news. I really don't know what to say. If you need anything, please ask.
from bubaloo :
Yeah, just good. I think the opium just cuts you too far off from your senses or something. Doesn't really seem like a sex drug to me. Dammit! lol
from webmiztris :
I'd like to read it! Hope everything is OK. If you need my email, it is [email protected]
from chickpea981 :
When I get a new job in corporate America and get health insurance again I'll go straight for xanax. Until then though, I'm a broke ass ho with no health insurance. *sigh*
from bubaloo :
lol, I'm a stupid head!!!!
from retailharlot :
Gah. Hook me up wit dat password, yo.
from retailharlot :
A-freakin-men, sistah! I swear, that dingy girl (Lily) brought home a stack of towels from her mother's house today. THEY SMELLED LIKE CAT. She was all sad-eyed and mopey... "My mom washed them, but I guess you'll want me to wash them again since they still smell like kitties." KITTIES? I mean, c'mon, I got just as misty-eyed as the next girl when my former neighbor ran over a litter of kittens with a brush hog (on purpose), but really, when there are fifteen fully grown cats they aren't fucking KITTIES. I guess it makes me cold, but I can't imagine having even a trace amount of affection for a creature that made my house smell like a goddamn zoo. UNH! Anyway, thanks for writing! =)
from godmoney :
here's a pity note for that pathetic banner of yours :) (trainspotting: good)
from azelya :
Thanks for the messages. I can't really believe I'm going, it's one of those things that doesn't sink in until you're there. It's my first real vacation in 5 years! Too bad I can't get a few days just with my man...
from enigma104 :
Oh man. I saw the thing about the lady cloning her dead cat this morning. The 50,000 should have been spent on the HS if she wanted to do something pet-related that much. The HS could have used it for more shelter or food or something.. I haven't heard much about the crazy lady from Kansas. Is the baby okay? I hope everything with Mickey is going well, I'm sending best wishes :) Cheers!
from imadad2 :
Same well wishes for you and your sex life as well. Coleco. I was addicted to Coleco hand held football. My brother and I would play that damn thing for hours. If I gave my kid one of those, he probably look at me and say, "What the fuck is this?" Then I'd have to break out the soap. They have in stores the old video games. Pac Man, Miss Pac Man, Galaga, and others. I bought Galaga. I plan on playing that all day 12/25. I am such a kid. Peter Pan syndrome anyone?
from imadad2 :
I've already had that discussion with my nine year old. He was amazed that I did not have video games when I was a kid. I tried to explain to him how "Pong" worked, but he lost interest. Grandma still has it at her house, so when we go visit, I will make sure they play it. When I was a kid, we had to use our imagination, now, I don't want to know what my kids are thinking.
from imadad2 :
You have a Merry X-Mas and a happy New Year as well. I will be away from Dland starting tomorrow until the end of the year. 1/4/05 will be my next entry after today. I am soooo looking forward to having time off. You must read my first entry today. I feel like such a dumb ass.
from imadad2 :
I don't miss that at all. I hate snow, and if I never see another flake again, I will be one happy camper. I used to use a house broom to clean off the top of the car instead of a snow brush. Hope that helps.
from gaycwgrl :
Hey there... I've been reading your diary for a couple of days. I was just wondering how old you are... and are these YOUR children you are talking about? What is wrong with Mickey's heart?
from acornotravez :
Hola, hola.
from neetocheeto :
I know you probably think that I am stupid but I just want you to know that I find your diary really really inspiring and I think its awesome
from imadad2 :
U have a great weekend 2 ;o)
from imadad2 :
I have completed my shallow entry. Feel free to read. I hope I make my point. Please let me know if I come across in the wrong way.
from imadad2 :
Just check my favorite diaries in my profile. I think it is pretty obvious who it is. Thanks for the support. I am miffed because I was misquoted. I am putting together a nasty entry on her. I know it is shallow, but I am a major asshole.
from luxlust :
hi, thanks,i am going to fiddle with it and try to set it all up. I appreciate the help. Bay is my daughter, she is 4. I will post more, i didn't realize how vague i have been, sorry about that, i love diaryland, i am just really afraid to post some things, i will try to get a little more personal. Thanks ~Annemarie
from imadad2 :
Wow, you read that entry quick. I just finished it. Usually it takes about 30 minutes before I get a note. I plan on sharing a couple more stories of my brother over the next few days.
from rockabillie :
Just getting a chance to finally read your diary. I have got a lot of catching up to do! Thanks for reading my diary and I am glad I am finally having time to do the same.
from imadad2 :
My wife is Filipina. She does have some Spanish blood in her, that is where you might have gotten that from. I have been brain storming on the cheapest way to fix the scratch, and it might be pretty simple. If I buff it out, the scratch might be gone. I would then need to clear coat the area, and it might look OK. I need to get the wife's OK to see if she will let me do it.
from sexycreature :
Oh my gosh, he's an accountant and can't use quickbooks? This guy sounds like an imbecil, and you are better off hiring someone else.
from imadad2 :
I surprised myself when I put my foot down. I was trying to concentrate on what I was doing, and then to have someone complaining about your work before you are even done, got to me. I just exploded. It could have gotten ugly quick, but she backed off, thank God.
from mozangeles :
No problem! Thank you for adding me and enjoy! I'll be reading you as well. :) xoxo - me
from imadad2 :
Great. Can't wait to see you at 6:15 EST, Whoa, wait a second. That is 5:15 CST. That's early. Especially if you come on a Saturday. I guess it will be worth it though. So if I scare you, it is guaranteed the towel will fall? Hmmmm ... now I am tempted. Remember when you come, I won't be in the master bedroom. It is the last bedroom on the left. I'll be alone (insert evil laugh here).
from imadad2 :
uggghh, huh ,huh, huh, she like said cootchie or something. huh, huh, huh. Can you come over to my house in a thong and a towel? I promise I won't scare you when you wake me up?
from retailharlot :
thanks! just out of curiosity, how do you and your husband handle christmas for all those kids? i'm trying to figure out exactly what's appropriate (without going overboard) for the brother and sister, and am curious about what other people do for their kids.
from imadad2 :
Thank you for the note. I am no longer a civilian, so "Mr." is no longer needed in my title. Major Asshole is fine to use. I have already been busted on the money. I got a call at around O - 800 this morning. She told me I better not expect to get McDonalds for lunch if I had it for breakfast. What she does not realize is that I have plenty of cash left to buy food on the way home. I am a Major Asshole after all.
from serenaville :
Thank you *very* much, for your amazing comment on the recent "THANK YOU" entry in my diary. I am quite warmed, and hushed by the praise. On the contrary, I would find being 'plagiarized with notice' (You spelled it perfectly, by the way...) a considerable honor! Crib at will, by all means! Tributes rock, stone cold. ;) Thank you again, dukkha. You absolutely made my day! *HUGS!!!*
from imadad2 :
Thanks for the note. I thought the Mr. Asshole line was classic. However, only my oldest appreciated it. I sat at the table, and he said almost under his breath, "So that makes Mom, Mrs. Asshole?" I had to fight back the tears from almost laughing my ass off. Humor is about the only thing I have left. I am so glad, sons have my sense of humor.
from imadad2 :
Thanks for the great note. You are awesome as well. I really enjoy reading your diary. In some ways, I feel that Beavis and Butt-head have evil younger twins and they are in my house. Reading your diary is getting me prepared for the stupidity.
from imadad2 :
I've been keeping my fingers crossed so that there will be a warm winter. My business relies on a low cost of oil, and a warm winter will take care of that, but after reading you entry today, I hope winter is brutal, with 100+ inches of snow. Also, I hope it lasts until April. A family starting their own business is always exciting. I wish you all the best.
from imadad2 :
Even though your face is partially blocked, it is quite nice. You are a very attractive woman. Thanks, it is always nice to see a face behind a diary. I am to chicken to post mine.
from imadad2 :
God bless you. Finally a parent that actually raises her kids. (Loud applause). My wife's cousin gave her kid a cell phone and he is only 11. I could not believe it. Stick to your guns and your kids will thank you for it when they become adults. There are to many parents out there that bend over backwards for their kids when they shouldn't. Good job.
from azelya :
Hi, I think the word they were using in court was probably veracity, not voracity. Makes more sense, to me anyway.
from chickpea981 :
How does one apply for the position of Dominatrix? More importantly, how does one find that type of job? I wonder if Monster.com or hotjobs.com has that type of position available... :P
from imadad2 :
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ... Jamestown. I mean ahem ... Jamestown. It is the best. Sorry I can't say that without laughing. Western NY is the place. I grew up in a town called Clyde. Right on the Erie canal. My subdivision where I live now has more people in it than the town. Western, NY is pretty in the fall, but the economy sucks, and the winters are brutal.
from imadad2 :
I like Colombian women ... I'll be right there ;o)
from imadad2 :
I have had conversations with guys at work, and also with husbands of my wifes friends. Some of them never changed a kids diaper. I think I pitch in more than a husband should. She does all the laundry, but on the weekends, cleaning, cooking, and taking care of kids is my job. I ask myself all the time what she does while I am not home. I'd have that house spotless, dinner on the table, and put out every night if I did not have to work.
from imadad2 :
You're sweet. I think I should be asking you that though. Why didn't I know you back then. I have more drinking stories that I will share tomorrow.
from classygirl83 :
Hey~ I have been meaning to add you for awhile, and I just did. I hope that you don't mind:) Have a great week!
from imadad2 :
Thanks for the props. Great entry. You make me laugh almost every day. I hope all goes well with court.
from kelsi :
Remember Wonder Woman Underoos? I had those in first grade. I thought I was Wonder Woman. Hence the picture in my diary. Thanks for the note!
from imadad2 :
Thanks for the note. The funniest part of the story is that my Mom thinks I shook the pew. My younger brother to this day has not fessed up to the crime. I have tons of drinking stories. I usually was the designated driver, so I was not drunk ever. I observed a lot though. I'll write more as this week passes.
from cmkern3 :
I second not telling him about your blog. Someday you'll want to write about him or about something you don't want him to see and then you'll have to be all Tipper Gore & shit.
from imadad2 :
Unless your 100% comfortable showing someone your blog, I would not. The problem is, you have mentioned it to him, and unless he can drop it, he may harrass you until you show him. Loved the quote from your 5 year old. My 4 year old has mastered the F-Bomb, and I am just waiting for him to drop it right in front of his Grandma when she visits for Christmas.
from imadad2 :
Breakfast: 1/2 cup oatmeal; 1 small box raisins; 6 egg whites; 2 yolks; 12 Ounce glass of milk with coffee mix (I like cold coffee) Meal 2: 1 cheese stick; 1 can tuna or 1/2 can chicken (Can of chicken = 2 cans tuna) Meal 3: 1 cheese stick; 1 can tuna or 1/2 can chicken Meal 4: Two pieces of meat (Chicken, pork, or beef) vegetable and rice Meal 5: (Post workout) 12 ounce glass of milk; two slices of ham or turkey Monday thru Friday this is are my meals. On the weekends, all bets are off. I do not eat pasta, bread, or enriched foods if I can avoid it. I am not a saint, and can never say no to chocolate. My meal plan is pretty simple. As you can see, I eat a lot first thing in the morning.
from pharie :
the party is at 7 and your more then invited! the more the merrier... i know your in new england but not sure how far from providence... =)
from vickithecute :
Stuart Smalley, yes, thank you, I was trying to remember that name last night, cus I knew that's who I sounded like....but all I could come up with was Jack....oh hell, now I forgot HIS name too...the Deep Thoughts guy....anyway, thanks....
from cmkern3 :
Hey! Thanks for leaving me not one but TWO notes! And for adding me to your faves list! I would like to know one thing. Well, two actually. One, could this note possibly contain one more exclamation point? And two, why is it that lately people have have been commenting about me being crazy in their profiles? I mean, I know I'm crazy but is it THAT obvious to everyone? And to think - I don't even go full scale into my craziness in my diary!!!!! (Ooops, apparently this note CAN in fact contain more exclamation points...) Anyhow, I too notice a lot of similarities between us, and that is FRIGHTENING. I'm sure you'd agree?!
from imadad2 :
Things I used to love I can't eat now. It is funny how you acclimate. I used to love mac & cheese. I get almost sick eating it now. I can't remember the last time I had spaghetti. Once you start eating right, it becomes second nature. Weight Watchers is an excellant diet program. I encourage all my co-workers to use that plan, especially because the company pays for it.
from imadad2 :
Your losing virginity story made me think about her for some reason. I plan on doing a diet entry this afternoon. I uses to personal train, so I hope my entry can help anyone trying to diet. I am thinking I could post it around 3 or 4 CST.
from vickithecute :
He IS hot, isn't he? He has dark brown, almost black eyes.
from imadad2 :
Great entry. Sadly, you are the only one that jumped on the wagon and shared how you were de-flowered. Great story. I did run into my first about three or four years later at the county carnival. I was doing a promotion booth for OTB (Off Track Betting) and she walked up and said "Hi". She had married and pumped out a kid. Wow. She had not changed a bit and actually looked good. I am not sure 100%, but I don't think I ever told her she was my first.
from imadad2 :
I'll be looking forward to reading your story. Most "lost virginity" stories are fun to hear.
from imadad2 :
Great entry. Loved reading it. Keep 'em coming
from imadad2 :
So I am a pig, eh? Oink, oink. Beavis sounds very similar to my oldest. So, now I know what I have to look forward to. My son revealed that he learned the meaning of "Rack" last night while doing his spelling words. "Rack, that girl has a nice rack." R - A - C - K. Rack" Followed by 5 minutes of laughter. What a kid.
from cmkern3 :
Ohhhhh my God - I found you via your banner ad (although after looking at your profile I noticed we have SUPERMOM in common). Can I just say, you are freaking HILARIOUS???
from retailharlot :
Someone should find the guy that said "the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence" and make a statue of him for all of the world to admire. It's so true. Oh, and for your secret-keeping. Don't put stuff on your hard drive. I have found that a locked diary is a wonderful holding place for controversial information, and you can even store pictures on d-land without posting them in an entry. You have access to them; no one else does. Or just keep them in a free yahoo account. I once thought that I could do whatever I wanted on the computer and no one would find out, because I'm really the only technically inclined member of my family, and even I am not terribly so. Then our computer broke down. Dad took it to his friend to fix, his friend snooped around and discovered porn (which I had carefully deleted), and mentioned it to my dad in the context of "so you like that too?" (The answer was a resounding no, and while it was never mentioned again, I was mortified/terrified). Moral of the story? Stuff will come back to bite you in the ass at unexpected times, in unexpected ways. Wow this may be my longest comment ever.
from chickpea981 :
Will you be sitting next to me on that first class plane ride to hell? I bet we'd be excellent flight buddies. :D
from erchick89 :
checked out your diary--- love it! yes it IS pretty, be proud that your banner caught my eye. i added you as a fave, to prove my new found liking.
from retailharlot :
Hey, thanks for the note. I really appreciate it. And you're right about the parental units, I know this... Certainly handing them my financial freedom in a bank envelope isn't going to teach them resonsibility. I've just got to stop feeling so damn bad about it. As for the man-ranting... We all do it, and in our diaries, we have a right to. It just confuses me when women sit around together and bash on their guys. I mean, if you love and respect him, why make him look like a doofus in front of all your friends? And if you don't love and respect him, why are you with him? Anyway, no, not directed at you or anyone else in particular. Anyway, have a good day!
from azelya :
Well, it seems that your notes are working anyway. Thanks for the note, I feel luuhved. You entry was pretty funny today. Good luck finding your stash! Classic: "I'm not white trash. I'm a redneck." Have you heard that song by Gretchen Wilson, "I'm a Redneck Woman?" That song is so hilarious. It reminds me so much of people I hung out with in Texas.
from gettingnaked :
Thanks for stopping by and for joining the Still Not My President ring... Comments make me happy beyone belief. Perhaps I should examine that... maybe later. I hope your lost belonging turns up, and I agree that it sounds rather unlikely that it would be the teenager... They may be dumb, but they're not usually dumb enough to take it ALL.
from supermom3604 :
My husband HATES that I have a diary. He thinks I make him look bad in it. I think he should think about that. Duh.
from serenaville :
Too funny! I chat up my fourteen year old daughter's friends on Yahoo all the time, to her absolute mortification. You're right, a little 'payback' never hurt a kid... it builds character! By the way, I *promise* that I'm adding you to my faves -- it just seems that lately I have only two speeds: Catatonic, and dead. Anyhow, thanks for the belly laugh today! :)
from pharie :
three of the bar backs that i work with decided that monday night is slow enought that they could set up a projector and a bed sheet and they went and got GTA also and played for 3 hours in my bar life-frikkin-size and scared my customers as they were chainsawing prostitutes in half and blowing up cop cars with rocket launchers... fun times.
from chickpea981 :
I hate poodles.
from biodtl :
You are very welcome. I couldn't NOT add ouy. Between liking the same authors, the same movies, and knowing who "Aunt Bunny" is, I think I may love you. And also? GOD, the IN-LAWS!
from pharie :
darlin... i wish i could wave some magic stick at you and erase the next week right at the moment you have time to yourself... or as close as you get to it... your a dear and a better woman then i... i would have gotten MY reservations for a hotel already... good luck
from supermom3604 :
My goodness. And I thought MY life was stressful.
from chakra-chick :
I really love your web-page design. It's so colourful and fun!
from supermom3604 :
Thanks for adding me as a favorite, and for your compliment in my comments. Luke is even cuter right now, covered in frosting and fast asleep. I hope he never grows up. Speaking of V.C. Andrews, how can someone else write in her name? I don't get how that even works. Ah well, there is a lot I don't get.
from retailharlot :
I suspect that you are going to be seriously disappointed by your book. VC Andrews died years ago and now there is some schmuck writing in her place (I believe it's Andrew Neiderman of "Androgyne" fame... explanation: really bad book... like REALLY bad). Really, it's very sad.
from waztukin :
Your design is fabulous. I love hearing about people who have successfully lost weight. Your diary really modivated me.
from for-you-only :
Hey. I don't actually think your layout it pretty- but I guess it says something that I clicked on the banner to the quality of the banner.
from zaahn :
Your banner is very compelling, and your layout very pretty. My mother admires your cacti - Ebay! xxx
from azelya :
Hopefully your experience won't be mine, but unfortunately my motivation didn't improve much at all when I quit smoking. Good luck!
from favoritegirl :
your layout is very pretty, it reminds me of a music box!
from serenaville :
Thank you VERY much, for adding serenaville to your faves/buddy list!! That you would invest your time in reading regularly means a great deal to me. Please know that I intended to add you to my list outright, but I've been offline for days. The situation will be rectified soon. Thank you again, and welcome to The Posse! *Hugs!* -Serena
from carla-star :
Little People that is. hehe. i ALWAYS forget to capitalize the start of sentences. well not always. but often, especially in notes. i don't think that matters to the Little People, they're only picky about their name.
from carla-star :
not to be evil, but you must capitalize! the Little People eat humans who don't! and you don't want to be eaten by the Little People! One time i forgot to capitalize and I woke up with a terrible ear infection!!!
from carla-star :
and thanks for visiting thechemister!
from carla-star :
dude, woaaah i'm surprised you're not like mad or something! hehehe, you're pretty fabulous! (o: ! The password and the username are the word jungle
from carla-star :
heh. sorry. won't do this again. i don't mean to frighten you! You are safe. They aren't going to eat you. goodbye forever. have a nice life!
from carla-star :
oh no! I forgot to capitalize! it's Little People, not little people. That's such an important part of avoiding them that so many people seem to forget. They don't appreciate errors, and they show it by eating you, and nobody wants that. Especially me!
from carla-star :
just wanted to inform you that i've added you and that you should visit thechemister!
from carla-star :
after this!
from carla-star :
i'll stop!
from carla-star :
and you're probably not too happy that i'm leaving you all these notes!
from carla-star :
and hides behind tree trunks to avoid the little people!
from carla-star :
who can't spell!
from carla-star :
I'm an ignorant self-righteous snob!
from carla-star :
yesterday i saw some geese, which is really nifty because I totally think geese are cool. I didn't think there were any around here, but they were just in the park sitting by the pond. But not cooked! Don't eat them! Poor things. I couldn't be a a goose hunter ever, i'd feel too sorry for them. Have an awesome day!
from serenaville :
I, too, just came in off your banner. Three entries read, and I am utterly hooked. I haven't read anything or anyone as fascinating in an age and a half. I thought it only cricket to leave a note announcing myself as the shameless archives diver. Finding you has made my day!! Take care!
from vodkavases :
i came in because of your banner. the one about the 'never have a pretty banner' because i feel the same way. i will read you but i have to sleep!! so i will read your diary tomorrow... ps. your layout is pretty
from pharie :
just wanted to let you know that i was browsing and i really enjoy your writing. your all over the place... IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!! will read more. need sleep. eyes closing...zzzzz
from retailharlot :
2 words for ya: Andy Griggs.
from carla-star :
number six! and wow, your banners are very affective! or maybe i'm just really, really stupid! but i'm here again because i clicked on it again. it's been, say, half an hour since my last note
from carla-star :
I left you five notes, including this one! see, look! one...two...thre...four...five!
from carla-star :
(o:
from carla-star :
btw i'm 16, go to an art school, live on an island, and like painting and pearl jam. my name isn't really carla. shhh. who you?
from carla-star :
Mrs. Ethridge is a little fat but i am not at all disgusted with her fatness at all. I admire everything about her and I'm honored that I go to my school and have the chance to be her student. once you meet somebody for real, stuff like fatness kinda dissapears. but I can understand where you are coming from. would be very disgusted with myself if i weighed half of shamu. i'm not critcizing. i'm just talkng about my cool teacher. even tho you don't care. toodles!
from carla-star :
your diary is incredibly cute! yes, i know you're thinking "what a sucky compliment!" but i really like what you've done with your layout. i also realized today that i think the Quakers are totally cute. i admire them and i realize that i lack the personal integrity to ever be one of their lot, and i also think that there's just something so cute about their religion! it's fabtabulous, is what i mean. see, cute can be a good thing! thanks for having your notes turned on. i hate it when ppl dont. that's always a really lame situation. well, gtg. Toesockmelonjuice! ~Carla
from enigma104 :
hey, mind if i add you to my 'list? hope not, but you know... cheers
from retailharlot :
As someone who lost a lot of weight in a healthy way, you have positioned yourself to be able to spread the word, sistah. I had some weight gain/loss when I was a teenager, but since I lost it all by not eating and running six miles a day, I am hardly the voice of reason. Anyway, if you were at all interested, I think that with the obesity epidemic and a social climate that condemns obesity, you could have a career, possibly out of our own home and with little to no start-up costs, in weight management. And I type this as I eat an order of chikin lo mein from the chinafood place that is large enough to feed me for three days. I mean, seriously, I am able to close the lid and put it away, and have some tomorrow and again the next day, but why the hell do they need to serve dishes this big? If they would cut the price and the serving size in half, it's entirely possible that they would sell more AND people would be healthier. Blah blah blah. Not that that was, like, relevant or anything.
from chickpea981 :
I'm with you on the whole obesity thing. I'm with you on the weight loss thing too. I dropped 100 pounds after some seriously hard work and two years of changing my lifestyle and attitude. In the end I am a size 16 and proud of getting to this point. I don't think I will ever be down much more than this and I'm okay with that. I'm just glad I am no longer 319 pounds, struggling to move around. But I do the same thing you do. I see these people all over the place and I wonder how you can get to be that way. How do people let themselves go that far? Obese children are the worst to me, because what they eat isn't in their control for the most part. It's a sad sad thing. At least you are doing your part by encouraging healthy in your kids. I shall retire from my soapbox now.
from retailharlot :
Dude. I am the same way. I would be absolutely mortified if anyone from "real life" found my diary. In fact, I probably need to go through sometime soon and eliminate the possibility as much as I can. But yeah, in the shadow of superstars and those who THINK they are superstars, it can seem kind of silly. It's also cool, though! Just remember that.
from moodymama :
hey, thanks for your note! :) and thanks for adding me too! i'm always curious because i tend to read the same people that have me on their buddy lists. i'm weird like that. i think my bastard ex is the one who keeps calling from an unavailable number and hanging up on me too. he's fruity and apparently has no life. i didn't get these types of calls until recently and i hadn't heard from the jerk in over four years. anyhoo, i'll have to come back and check your diary out some time!
from azelya :
Hi, thanks for the note, and sorry I didn't respond earlier! I just joined a babysitting co-op, so hopefully there is a date in my future.
from chickie-legs :
reasons like this entry make me glad that I broke up with my ex before the whole 'marriage' thing happened. good luck with it and stay strong. -love a fellow 'pant wearer and non-baby' take care! =)
from retailharlot :
You know, I've been convinced for a while that certain people are just really NOT cut out for marriage (myself included). Anyway, just wanted to let you know that I totally get what you're saying. You need a vacation by yourself, but the trouble with that is... You might like it so much that you never come back!
from epipie :
Now, I know I'm "just a kid," but these issues sound like they'd be easily resolved with a little counsiling. Growing under a single parent, I can tell you that it not only puts stress on you, it also burdens the children.
from epipie :
Just as I was typing that, my Tori Amos poster started falling off the wall. Weird.
from epipie :
Nah. My name's not Jackie. It's actually Jennifer. But "Jackie's Strength" is a great song by Tori Amos (or, as my friends call it, Torn Anus. but that's neither here nor there.) I believe the song is sort of a prayer for Jackie Kennedy's strength on her wedding day. You should check it out. Chick music is great for PMS week.
from retailharlot :
Nice banner ad! I always check the properties on those, so I can save myself the trouble of clicking my way to the diaries of certain repeat offenders whose names shall not be mentioned here... Was surprised to see ya. Also, I must say that I agree... Ms Flo is a total freakin douchebag. I've been craving chocolate for days & days, and am apparently not being very nice to people. Heh. Now I've forgotten the originally intended subject of my note. Bah to that.
from chickpea981 :
then again, I've never birthed a child so I don't have that mother thing in me yet.
from chickpea981 :
how the hell can you handle having all those kids around all the time? Oy. I'd be losing it way more than that.
from retailharlot :
Clonipin is a good pill. Sort of. I tend to like a little more bang for my buck (like the bitchin' high you get from Xanax), but clonipin seems to calm me without me even noticing, which is pretty cool shit too. I have no idea how on earth you handle all those kids, even with meds, but kudos to you.
from narasosem :
"By the way, where the fuck is summer? One of these days I'd like to take my sweater off, dammit." Hey, come to Westport, CT! It's hot here and was boiling hot today. So hot actually that the ac in my car and the fans in my home weren't cold enough!!
from chickpea981 :
oh yeah (duh) excellent work on the weight loss and good for you for posting pictures. Be proud of who you are!
from chickpea981 :
You can go right ahead and have our summer cuz I'm fucking sick of it. Humid, hot, and flash thunderstorms about every afternoon due to the heat and humidty build-up. Damn mid-atlantic weather.
from epipie :
Hey! We're about the same size. (I love how you don't like your picture on the internet, but don't mind broadcasting your pant size, but for me it's just the opposite!) You can tell everyone you have the body of a 21 y/o. Oh! And the "After" shot made me chuckle. Your man is groveling, and you're standing there watching! Nothin' like a woman in charge...
from retailharlot :
Wow! Congratulations. Losing weight is always hard to do, and you look great! Or, at least your ass does. Heh. That was so... wrong, but I'm not deleting it.
from epipie :
congrats! my mom went through the same thing, though the siblings turned out to be royal brats. heh. but it's still good to hear. Children vie for their parents time/attention/love, in the end, it could only do good.
from retailharlot :
Hot damn. I was beginning to wonder if you'd fallen off the face of the earth.
from retailharlot :
Thanks for your uber-nice note! Encouragement is exciting, because there tend to be a lot of down days when I am the only one that believes in me. ...And I love Elton John, too, though I didn't know it for the longest time.
from tit-fork :
aw, a link! you done got it right sista
from gypped :
I'm totally diging the layout man. I can see why you love it. I'd post you some cake, but I don't think you want that.
from chickpea981 :
here si a quick reference for you in the future: <a href="http://www.website.com"</a>Website</a> the single space between the a and href is crucial as are the quote marks.
from halfdevoured :
Hosebag. I just caught your use of it in your cast page. You just brought that word back into my vocabulary. I don't know how I let it slip. I'll be back to read more.
from tsopenny :
Love your layout!
from epipie :
Lex kicks booty. I use one of her designs, too! Glad to see you've found something that fits you.
from epipie :
In such cases, ghetto (as in tact, not music) college girl over here just throws down a towel and pounces the boy anyway. But, to each her own. I'd love to meet Douchebag. She sounds like the perfect character to laugh at in a book or movie. I just wish you could tell us more!
from gypped :
man, periods suck. this is why the pill is excellent.
from chickpea981 :
I get the same way during my period. I go insane. Anything sets me off and the anger is so intense that even the smallest offenses seem vile. I've been on medication after medication and nothing ever worked for me. Only birth control has seemed to calm me down.
from azelya :
Hmm... if you want to take some time alone, take it. You deserve it, and what's more, you need it to maintain emotional equanimity. You don't need to say anything about divorce. Also, I don't think you need to get emotional in any way about it. Your husband gets emotional, but that isn't really your problem. You can explain very simply that you need some time alone, give him how long you'll need, then go. Stay emotionally even, keep it short, then go. Perhaps if he sees he can't get a rise out of you the whole situation will diffuse. By the way, why are you getting upset that he is getting upset? Do you feel threatened that you won't get your time? Guilty? He just may feel insecure that you're leaving, but once you do it on a regular basis he may just get used to it. Especially if you don't take too much time and are, like I said, emotionally neutral. Just my two cents.
from gypped :
hehe you're so sassy
from azelya :
Well, when I first started developing, I thought my mom said that AA was for the very very small, and that A was just for the small. Oh well. I guess I go up to a DD then! Thanks for the note.
from ionme :
thank you so much for your gbook post. i always appreciated advice - it definitely didn't piss me off in any way. i like honesty! i need to take some time later and read you! he's never said i complete him and he's aware i have a lot of guy friends. i talked to several saturday night - he did make a comment but i said 'who's back was i rubbing the entire time' type thing. i'm hoping he's just insecure because his ex cheated - i know i was for a long time!! anyway, keep in touch :) thanks again. <3 J
from sexyoldman :
If you don't have any nude pictures, or pictures of the family kitty or beaver, then I gladly accept normal, non-nude photographs. It's always nice to be able to put a face (or more) with a name...thanks, Mike
from mmeanaya :
ARRGG!!! *giggle* Okay.....Im hooked....so what did the gossipy lady tell you besides the fact that *HE* got married?
from sexyoldman :
I hope you and your family are feeling better by now...I'm looking forward to your next diary entry. Take care, Mike
from azelya :
Your holidays sound just like mine! Happy fucking New Year to you too.
from sexyoldman :
I'm a bit skeptical of the whole squirting thing too. As far as I know, no one as identified a gland that produces the three or four ounces of fluid which seems to squirt from these women while orgasming. But, it sure looks interesting. However, what a mess it would make! Talk about a wet spot! I think it's urine and the reason it is so popular on xxx videos is because it "proves" the woman is really having an orgasm. Us men know xxx women fake it, but seeing something that "proves" an orgasm has taken place just adds to the eroticism of watching it. Hope you have a nice Christmas, Mike
from mmeanaya :
clicked on your banner to get here. interesting reads!
from epipie :
Now THERE'S a sure-fire way to get fun google hits! I'll share a couple of favorites with ya: small waist, big boobs; insults for little sisters; goosebumps make my leg hair grow; crossdressing cheerleader; [and my favorite] Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads! On a serious note, I love your journal SO much. My journey to finding myself had been at a dead halt recently. Reading your entries has got those gears a grindin' again. I feel that you are unashamed of yourself and very open. These are exactly the traits I admire most. And it's rubbing off on me. Heck, even my sex life is getting friskier, when I thought it couldn't get much better. I'm understanding more, and becoming less embarrassed. And with that said, I thank you.
from gypped :
it's so inspiring to hear about happiness in a marriage. I'm sure there's lots out there, but no one ever seems to appreciate it til it's not there anymore. it's great that you do. nice one.
from ionme :
hi & thanks for adding me to your favorites list, i'll be sure to check you out soon :)
from azelya :
Yes, Empire Strikes Back is the best one! I love that fight scene on Hotha.
from themarassa :
I clicked a banner and snickered my way through several of your entries... I'll be back for sure! Yay for horny married older (uh, I guess anyone over 20 on this damn site is older) women who cuss and bitch about the kiddos!!!
from gypped :
I'm going to watch a mandala dissolution on sunday. oh, the pain.
from gypped :
dude, I told my dad that I was going to do a vipassana, and he said "you're not going to turn into cat stevens and donate all your money to 'the cause', are you?". wrong religion, dad.
from sexyoldman :
I understand the privacy issues. I never am alone at home (well almost never.) My wife, on the other hand, spends up to 8 hours alone each day. My privacy comes by getting up at the ungodly hour of 5:00 am and going for a run.
from xwiseassx :
You remind me of a friend of ours, very horny but very loyal to her husband. But she does have a long black wig that she makes her husband wear once in a while. That's he Antonio Banderas night...lol
from blucobra02 :
Hey, Wow, who knew old people have online-diaries too. Actually, in retrospective, it must be tough having kids and crap, then sitting down being able to release your feelings. I'm 13. You're diary is facinating to read, have you ever thought about getting it reviewed? Later, blucobra02
from xwiseassx :
Sorry to hear about your husbands eye and congratulation on your weightloss.
from narasosem :
I like it. It's interesting to read. You sound pretty cool. I never knew older men & women kept online diaries. This is all new to me. This diary world happens to just be, amazing. Check out mine and PLEASE leave a commect in the lonely guest book. http://narasosem.diaryland.com/
from sexyoldman :
Good Morning (from the Westcoast) My wife and I bit the bullet 11 years ago when we decided she would stay home with the kids. It wasn't easy financially, but in the long run, we seem to have kept our sanity intact. You have more kids, possible alimony issues, and you are the primary health insurer (in a crappy job no less.) At the very least, polish the resume and find a better job ( I know, easier said than done) Keep your sense of humor and take my px of a few orgasms...it's good for the sole.
from epipie :
Hey there, I just wanted to give you a big THANK YOU for answering a question I've been asking myself for ages: "Am I always going to feel like this?" Although I'm only 20, and a lot wetter behind the ears, I feel as if I know you. No, no, no. I feel as if you are a part of me. That's it. Two entries and I'm already addicted. (just remember to cover your tracks if you want this place to remain a secret. DELETE YOUR HISTORY AND CLEAR YOUR TEMPORARY INTERNET FILES) Welcome to diaryland, and don't you dare disappear on me!
from xwiseassx :
Damn chocolate! I really like your diary. Just might have to pop in a few times a week to see how you are doing.
from sexyoldman :
I found your diary through gypped and had a good laugh at your first entry. You and I are in similar situations...we have a spouse we love but nevertheless find ourselves fantasizing and wondering what it would be like to sleep with ( oh heck, I mean fuck with a capital F) others. Say hi sometime and I hope you keep writing. Mike
from gypped :
dude, you DO sound just like my best friends' mum. not only that, you sound just like MY mum. I'm afraid.

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