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from dangerspouse :
If you like, I can send you a wool eyebrow merkin. Just sayin'.
from dangerspouse :
"Let me keep it real simple for you and say the answer is no." TO WHICH ONE?? Jesus. Hey listen, I'm sorry 2019 has gotten off the mark so badly for you (and your family). I hope things go better for you the rest of the year. Hang in there, kid.
from dangerspouse :
Hey, shoot me your email address. I'll send you back a .pdf tutorial on how to fold a length of 1-ply toilet paper so that - believe it or not - it becomes the same thickness as 2-ply. And, get ready for this....if you fold it again, it's like TWO sheets of 2-ply. (In other news: WOMEN!)
from a-d-w :
thanks for the lol with that last line
from dangerspouse :
"Pads and gas", bwahahahaaaa! I have plenty of at least one of them. Hang on, I'll see if I can bottle it for you....
from dangerspouse :
BEAN!! Myanus says "Happy New Year to you and Uranus also!" Lol...I think I'm gonna join you under that "I Don't Wanna Know Nuthin'" blankie. 2018 is not shaping up to be a happy time for us 99%-ers, is it. C'mon, PowerBall.... Be well, kid! :)
from dangerspouse :
I'm rescinding my Thanksgiving 2018 invite, at least until you get new shoes.
from dangerspouse :
Your entries aren't crap. They never were. I added you to my buddy list because you're so good. And I'm never wrong :)
from dangerspouse :
It's about fucking time. I've been crying myself to sleep for YEARS over being excluded from your Big List 'o Buddies. Every morning, first thing, I'd check to see if I was on there. Every day bitter tears would fall when my name wasn't on the list again, and I'd reach for the razor and consider cutting myself. Sometimes I did...sometimes I did.... And to think we used to play Frisbee golf all the time! HOW COULD YOU?! Oh well, at last, at long last, there I am. I guess I'll just have to be a big girl and put this all behind me and go on now, pretending like it never happened. Those #metoo bitches don't know what REAL shame is. Maybe there's a support group somewhere....
from carallyne :
I am one of your 0 readers! :) happy thanksgiving.
from dangerspouse :
Nina, you cougar you! LOL. Own it, girl! And don't listen to no stupid phone. Phones all have hang-ups ;)
from dangerspouse :
Oh. My. God. You have access to free cookies?! MARRY ME!! Oh, and yes - I set up a WordPress thingy. Can't post pics on Diaryland, and I'm nothing without attendant pics. Or cookies :)
from dangerspouse :
You should eat the damn husband too, y'know. Then Dillards would REALLY take notice.
from dangerspouse :
BEAN!!! Aw, c'mon, 6 extra pounds of Bean is just 6 extra pounds of Bean to love. Don't be too hard on yourself. Have another cookie! Always works for me. Thanks for the note, kid. You rock. Hard :)
from dangerspouse :
You came back after all these months just to tell us about string cheese? Good god, woman. Oh wait - there was something about a fiance there too, wasn't there. So does that mean it's gonna be another year before you update with your thoughts on rice pudding and, oh yeah, having a kid? C'mon chickie, step up your game! Diaryland demands better. And by "Diaryland" I mean "me", of course. Whatever. Just update more frequently. Ok? Ok. I'm glad that's resolved. (And thanks for the note!!)
from dangerspouse :
Oh - and congratulations on setting the date! That's pretty important too, I guess :)
from dangerspouse :
It's a normal thing. I dreamed of my first love every night for probably 5 weeks before my wedding day. Even though deep in my heart that Rock 'Em Sock 'Em robot set was probably long buried under 30 meters of compacted household waste in the Fresh Kills landfill on Staten Island. Still, I wonder sometimes if it remembers me....
from dangerspouse :
Bean!! I used to read you, but...strayed for a while also. Good to see your name pop up. Most important of all, though: congratulations on your impending nuptials! I hope you guys have a long, riotously happy life together :)
from a-d-w :
it kind of goes without saying and may not mean an awful lot but i am sorry to read about your aunt.
from girle :
i can't wait to catch up with you!
from msjessica :
"I would rather have the option to walk along a lakefront everyday of my life...." - I feel the same way. I just got fired 2 days ago and see this as an opportunity to start shaping my life to be the way I want it to look - to be able to work from a laptop anywhere in the world.. It's totally possible, for me and I'm sure there are ways you can get the lifestyle you want too - don't settle for less. Just started reading 'The 4 Hour Work Week' - it might interest you too. Good luck in the new place x
from swimmmer72 :
Fresh starts are always good, especially with a newer relationship in the picture. I'd save your old entries before deleting them, though. You had some great entries back in the day! ;)
from killsoft :
skeet skeet
from tinea :
thank you kindly for the congratulations. i've been using a combination of programs by beachbody and they have been working phenomenally, which is surprising since i usually don't trust things from infomercials. the hardest part of all of this is making the time to do it. i say, admit to your 18s, and if you don't like them, change them! you can do anything if you put your mind to it.
from swimmmer72 :
Everything you've said in the last two entries has been right on - the happiness you got (deservedly so) for reuniting bestfriend and half brother, but more importantly, her affair and what it would do to her connection with half bro. She needs to look at herself in a mirror and ask herself if she likes what she sees. Too bad you had to be the one to tell her the truth, but someone had to.
from xorbit :
Your raised hand is noted :)
from msjessica :
congratulations on your moving decision! can't wait to read about it xx
from swimmmer72 :
When you gotta move, you gotta move and the spirit will only be smothered if forced to stay. Two extremes: my two-notes-earlier note about moving and staying, and 2nd, a friend of mine who moved to Tucson, AZ, and within hours of arriving, realized she had made a mistake and moved back from whence she came. Hopefully, yours will be a happy move and you find what you are looking for. XO :)
from deanosoar :
VIN DIESEL - you are one ridiculous CUTE!!!! lol your post made me smile tonight
from swimmmer72 :
She's a head case. And definitely not a friend. It is all about her and it sounds like she just doesn't get it. 27 years? Yeah, but how much of this do you really want to deal with? Personally, I would definitely distance myself and concentrate on my own life. I've done that with a friend of my own that sounds very similar - an even longer friendship that simply became unworkable. I feel guilty about it as she has been a good friend AT TIMES, but when other issues - alcoholism being the main one - got factored in, I knew she only wanted me as an enabler and I wouldn't do that. Good luck.
from swimmmer72 :
Sometimes, change is necessary. I felt the same way when I left Buffalo 12 years ago. Erie was only supposed to be the first step toward whoknowswhere. There were growing pains, but I'm still here and I'm happy. I'm a believer in fate and letting it take you where it will. Maybe that works for you, too. :)
from jarofporter :
is this the same "ninabean" that used to read a journal by "oldhippie"?
from zenayda :
Hmmm, yeah. Awesome trip vs. boinking married scuzzbucket. This is a contest, why?
from rachel26280 :
Someone new found my diary. I find this amazing. Anyway, I'm glad that you agree. When I saw that the message wasn't from someone that I knew or had spoken to before, I prepared myself for the ignorance... And more than anything, ignorance/racism/sexism etc., makes me angry. Hopefully the U.S. takes a step forward and the intolerance that seems to be so prevalent lately gets at least a little better, but I have my doubts.
from xorbit :
Re Scrabble - I am the same!!! I used to be so good at it, but now almost everyone thrashes me. I don't get it either. (also: love your layout)
from pettyquarrel :
"Death by a crinkle cut. What an autopsy report." My thoughts exactly, but re: a large jawbreaker. I actually remember thinking, "Is this it? Here? In the Best Buy? With this jawbreaker?" I accept a pathetic life. I was so unprepared for a potentially terribly pathetic death.
from zenayda :
Oh, and? I keep a separate blog about worldly things. If my guy ever asks, that's where I'm pointing him. Not that I intend to write too much about our relationship here, but still. I need a space for myself.
from zenayda :
Wow. What your guy should have done was tell his friends, emphatically, "No thank you. I have a girlfriend and am not interested in being set up with any women while I'm visiting." Then he should not have even told you they offered, much less mentioned a name. FWIW, you're right in disliking his friends' actions. They are disrespecting you and your relationship, and your boyfriend if you think about it, by not taking his feelings for you seriously. Frankly, if I were your boyfriend, I'd be pretty annoyed at them, myself.
from swimmmer72 :
That's the reason I don't tell anyone about the diary. There are a few who know I have "...a website.." which usually comes in response to the question "What do you do with your pictures?" This includes family and while I've thought about it, it ain't happenin'. Like you, I have absolutely no desire to be concerned with whether I should censor or not, and even though it might be only a comment or the rare entry that might be too personal for friends/family, that alone is enough reason to keep them out. The diary is my little escape and I want to keep it that way. Granted, it can get awkward when significant others want it, but you are right - I don't need anyone pouring over my 2660 entries looking for OR being horrified by something I wrote 6 years ago. The "Nicole" entries come to mind... Well, Bean, good luck maneuvering your way through that mine field! :)
from zenayda :
Gah! I was just in Chicago last weekend! Sounds like you and yer beau had a great week. Ah, I love love.
from pettyquarrel :
"It started when I was a child and found such a love in chewing my barbies little hands into crippled deformities." Not only do I love that line ... "chewing my barbies little hands into crippled deformities" ... not only is it vaguely brilliant ... but I used to do the same thing. I also had a chewing fixation. I chewed on many a plastic thing. Chewer's anonymous. Except, one day, like three years ago, I almost choked to death. And that was honestly the end of my chewing forever. I hope you don't choke. It's really scary.
from swimmmer72 :
re: picture a day. Good for you!! As you know, I'm a picture person too. I like to see the pictures from others as they are very expressive of what that person is all about as well as what interests them. I'm looking forward to seeing more from you!! :)
from zenayda :
Hi! Thanks for popping over to my place. Insomnia and faulty keyboards, eh? I feel your pain. Good luck on your history final. Just be careful about licking the notebook. There's such a thing as too much fiber. ;-)
from girle :
hey nina! I'm so sporadic with d-land! I'm glad to see you're back. I used to hate blogging here because it seemed so low-tech but I like how simple it is. I guess I'll have to update! Are you on facebook?
from a-d-w :
did you know that my sisters-in-law have a figurine like that too, it's skeletor. your figurines should met up for coffee
from peteypuke :
you torture me with these piddly bi-yearly updates about finding Jesus H Christ and bitchy girls at HellMart whom you never describe fully enough for me to hunt down and kill in defense of your honor. Some Mob Boss you turned out to be.
from miss-blue102 :
Wow! That 'letter' you recieved from the government is IDENTICAL to the one I shall shortly recieve! I too have an impressive student loan...although I unfortunately lack an impressive post secondary diploma to cancel out the pain of said loan. Cheers!
from peteypuke :
and? AND?!?
from ceqs-e :
I'm in the exact same ex-boyfriend situation! :S moved to: achromic.diaryland.com
from peteypuke :
dare i put you back on my buddylist only to be dissapointed when you leave me high and dry again?
from peteypuke :
go ahead and update th is bitch AFTER i totally drop you from my friend list like the bitter queen that i am. So then i have to find out that you are still alive ON ACCIDENT while doing a google search for my own name just for kicks.
from peteypuke :
okay this is getting ridiculous. DON'T MAKE ME COME FIND YOU!
from peteypuke :
what happened to the days when the bean would update *gasp* ever day? i miss the bean. i love the bean. I NEED THE BEAN. quit being a lazy piece of shit and entertain me dammit! you can't go all greta garbo on me I WILL FIND YOU! do you hear me?
from no-and-then :
Look in the paper under items for sale. People put mattresses in the paper all the time, still in wrapping with warranties. They sell cheap.
from ataraxy :
Get a bed, AND a couch. On craigslist.
from pattymelt :
my bed IS my couch. and i just bought a new pillowtop last month as my couch/bed had been worn down my all the "action" it have recieved these past couple of years. have fun next week, ms stewart.
from girle :
Get both! Find a mattress and couch that are used. Well, maybe a barely used mattress? We have mostly used furniture in our place...we won't be here forever, and by the time we buy another house, we'll want all new stuff anyway. We have a mission mart store here that always has nice couches that are always $50!
from miss-blue102 :
I'm bored...so I spend my days trying to find interesting things to read...and this is by far the most entertainly diary I've come across in awile! Mind if I add you as a favourite?
from girle :
Hope you feel better Nina!
from no-and-then :
i don't know if i'm updating tonight...but i update regularly and have many stories of boys and i use a lot of sarcasm...read me please
from pattymelt :
hey! i'm still here! and uncle bob is back. although i don't read him all that often cause he isn't as funny as he used to be. as for what to read? i don't know about suggestions. but i started a new friday feature of some of my favorite old entries. maybe that will help.
from crackheadred :
yeah...do what petey said and see a doc ASAP..when i got hit by the car (on my bike) i was a LIL sore at scene and figured i was tough shit...the next day...good GAWD i was in pain...its the adreneline that keeps the pain away..once its gone..OWWWWWW...so yeah..go see a doc...and sorry to hear bout the giant skittle on wheels :( GET BETTER BEAN!
from peteypuke :
aw honey - i am sorry about the pile up. take care of yourself and see a doctor - sometimes injuries don't show up right away. and make sure you tell the damn insurance adjuster that you are seeing a doctor. A nice check for your personal injuries should show up soon. and we all know how some cold hard cash can lift the bean's spirits!
from for-the-boys :
hi I just took your relationship survey and I really enjoyed it so thanks
from girle :
Well hello :)
from ashes333 :
why do i feel like i could connect with you so easily. my first and only love just won't leave the picture. check out my diary www.ashes333.diaryland.com and you'll see what i mean. you seem to have more strength then me though, good luck.
from peteypuke :
bean, that entry was sooo "Starting Over" - I love it.
from ceqs-e :
I think u'll have fun with the puppy love guy and then really get over him and never think of him again. Just do whatever u feel like doing.
from crackheadred :
as we all know..men are from mars and women are from venus...SOOOOO as a man (from mars) your offer applies to me...now for my advice. hit it off with the guy u had the puppy love with..tell the other two to go fuck themselves (either literally or figuratively) ..hey..i didnt say it was good advice...thanks in advance for the 500 bucks ~cheesin~
from daze-of-rain :
just keep doing what you're doing. Continue being honest with all concerned and allow yourself a chance to see if he really is "the one" You deserve it. For all the romantics hidden inside the jaded woman...give it a chance but don't limit yourself.
from crackheadred :
crackhead has missed his bean...ok now that i got all that crap outta the way...FUCK U BEEN AT SUCKA!! ~cheesin~
from peteypuke :
ninabean, honey, where the FUCK have you been?
from kstyle :
happy new year!
from dreamofblue :
what's with this whole disappearing for weeks on end thing? come back!!
from cursed-angel :
merry christmas! xox
from alwayssadkid :
u asked in one of ur stupid surveys if anyone reads ur damn diary and said dont say no but i will read it. i said no, but i will read it, then to prove it to u i said id write a note in ur note thingie. so i did read it(sum of it anyway)and i know u personaly dont care, but i have nothing better to do
from mimilles :
love ur diary.... very,very funny.... and ur layout is adorable...
from aliboomboom :
Your diary is already one of my favorites, even though I haven't read much of it yet. The thing that draws me in is that fact that you do have a friend with benefits that you don't know what to do with. In my case, it is my ex boyfriend from years ago. I try to tell myself that it won't happen again but somehow it always does.
from crayola123 :
have sex with a crackhead??? oh okay sure see i really did read ur diary *one of the questions on ur survey
from desertwitch :
SHIT my OLD guestbook message popped up along with the one I just stained your gbook with -- fucking ANDREW!!!!!.....***growls away back to the jobbie**
from peteypuke :
bean you ho! BUSTED!!! it is SO time to move your ass out of their house so you can live your life without apology and explanation. my parents were like that, too. very 'old country' italian. i never had any peace until i got as far away from them as possible.
from allirose :
ok little question....is this gameboy with physco ex-bitch girlfriend? welcome back, been missing your entries <3
from no-and-then :
If you're at a lakefront, how do you hear waves crashing? I would assume by lakefront, you mean that you are near a lake.
from ceqs-e :
nice to see the waves didn't pull you away from us
from dreamofblue :
come back bean!! come baaaack!! :-D
from jimbo101 :
Filled out a survey in which you said i wouldn't visit. Ha! Here I am! And another thing - Adobe Illustrator is easy. It's HTML that is hard. Seeya - Jimbo101
from guderian :
Aloha Ninabean, I filled out two of your surveys, I just made my first one and I was wondering if you might want to try it. Thanks, Guderian
from ncrebel21 :
Bean? BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNNN? *taps monitor* Where have you bean, er, been? I'm going through DT's here...12 days with no update?! Torture!!
from lizagray :
Just wanna say I can truly understand your car stuff. I got a new (well, not brand new but new to me and the cooles car i have ever had) oldsmobile alero last august. i L_O_V_E this car. Red, two door, alloy wheels, leather, sunroof, power everything, rear spoiler, cd player. *sigh* oh the love
from ncrebel21 :
Holy large-number-of-updates-lately, Bean! Many congrats on the Neon and much luck avoiding the "Hellmart Car Plague." Being a victim of many, many car plagues, I sympathize in your fear and will do my anti-plague dance followed by happy thoughts being thrown in your direction...
from peteypuke :
bean, if i am burned to a crisp in a horrible plane crash - know that i have always secretly wanted you and that you were the only one who could ever make me turn my back on my filthy homosexual lifestyle.
from phoenix87 :
ha! c i told u id read ur diary! mawhahahahah
from phoenix87 :
ha! c i told u id read ur diary! mawhahahahah
from crackheadred :
where for art thou, o bean? hast thy gone astray? man..da hell am i talkin about...WHASSUP BEAN!! how joo and the car doin? BEEP BEEP!
from sp0ngebubble :
How do you make your links highlight with that lil blob behind them??? You can get back to me through http://imperfectlyy.diaryland.com/
from robinness :
Nice diary..like the layout.
from daze-of-rain :
Although you'd like my envy (which of course you have. lol) I doubt you'd deny my money.
from on-a-whim :
Hehe....stumbled across you and found that you're pretty damn funny. Keep it up!
from froot-punch :
OMG..I am sooo jealous of your and that FINE A$$ car!
from ncrebel21 :
YAY for updates!! Oh Bean how we've missed you...Diaryland hasn't been the same without the daily dose of beany goodness. Wait, that didn't sound right...DOH! Anyhow, YAY for licenses. Bean = Road Warrior....
from the29th :
Here, the bean, have a trophey. Er. Note.
from peteypuke :
*KIDDING*
from peteypuke :
How about a lemon-colored El Camino?
from peteypuke :
i feel dirty now ... and i hurt ... down there ...
from crackheadred :
awww man..u had me all happy for ya cuz you got the good peenus all over the house...but then u said that was false and i felt bad...HAHA...yeah...i get that too about the dressin different outside of work...like im supposed to be wearing my uniform every minute of the day...heaven forbid somebody catches me riding my bike in my shorts and tank top...they might blow a fuse...AUGH!! :)
from desertwitch :
SHIT. THAT's IT! I need to hang at Pizza Hut more often -- need a little more drama over here! AND thanks for the bootyshaking laugh again! And for reminding me to carry around my digicam locked and loaded more often -- OH the shots I've missed!
from crackheadred :
umm..hello? bean? ~taps non-existant watch~..i'd say its about time for an update...goin on three days now...slacker!! lol
from p3-corr :
hi, thanks for doing my survey *waves*
from stacey575 :
I remember the days of thinking I'd always be able to count the number of partners I've had on one hand...that's kind of foolish thinking, isn't it?
from daze-of-rain :
Bean, in your restaurant scenario you forgot to leave out no hidden diseases…a restaurant can carry them and so can a partner…lmfao
from crackheadred :
wow...after seein all the notes you got...crackhead thinks he might do an entry about sex...WHAHOOO!! (but not tonight)
from ataraxy :
Pfft, sex is sex, oral sex is oral sex. Yes, as some other readers have noted...oral sex is most definitely a "sexual act," but it does not constitute as sex. When someone asks how many people you've had sex with, it's implied that they mean intercourse. How many people you've fooled around with is something completely different, which would include oral sex partners. But like someone else pointed out, you can't lose your virginity from oral sex, so that to me says it isn't sex.
from awalkin :
I have almost no place to talk, but I'd say that 'penetration' is what constitutes sex. (dictionary wise.) Unless all you do is oral all the freakin' time and it's some kind of a fetish, I wouldn't count it.
from peteypuke :
This is just my opinion, BUT - if somebody comes, it is sex, basically. Unless of course you are asleep and they are just humping your leg or something. Then it doesn't count. So I guess, both parties must be willing participants and someone has to shoot their wad. (No offense to any dribblers out there). What I am trying to say is that according to this rule you are a total whore at this point but no where near as fucking slutty as I am. I made an all inclusive list once of all anal/oral/manual/and yes, even vaginal ecounters I have had. The number was frightening. It looked like algebra. Or pi. mmmm ... did i say pi?
from swimmmer72 :
just my opinion, which i expect a lot of people to disagree with. 2 things: you cannot lose your virginity by giving oral sex. even getting, less sure about this, but no. however, i think anyone who thinks that putting one's mouth on another's genitals and thinking that it is NOT sex is kidding themselves. no, it isn't intercourse, and if i was someone who was keeping score, i don't think i would actually count it in my "totals". BUT, it is still very much a sexual act. if i have had oral sex with someone, i consider them a sexual partner. i think some people are just trying to put a needless spin on things.
from swirleddream :
Ive been reading your diary for a while, and I just wanted to say that I'm glad your happy today!! :) xx
from antsy-lai :
gud! :)
from peteypuke :
Oh my god was that you? The insane looking girl who kept trying to get in to the gay bath house downtown shouting, "But I know Petey Puke! Why won't you let me inside there?". If it was you, cool! I always wanted a pervert stalker!
from desertwitch :
WHEWWWW!!! Thank the lordy it ain't that boy! Gotta catch up on my backed-up bean reading :)
from swimmmer72 :
i agree with you - the best, most stable male/female relationships have to have a good friendship as a base. contrary to popular belief, this DOESN'T have to negate sexual attraction. it probably prolongs it. :)
from desertwitch :
And Big Head blows a loogey :)~~
from ceqs-e :
thank u 4 ur parts what would be the world without the bean?? hope u get feeling better or slip into ur coma at least
from ceqs-e :
no don't die bean!!!!!!!! i love u!
from icantspel :
no hard feelings i am just not capable of sleeping and get verry verry bored
from icantspel :
bean can you recomend a therapest? you seem to have a need i was just wondering if you have had one that helped
from crackheadred :
i know i just told you how funny that was..but who doesnt like new notes to read? HOAAAARRGH!! man...i woulda taken a picture of that sweaty bamma! you need a digicam, bean!! lol
from dreamofblue :
happy 200!
from crackheadred :
ooo your next entry is the 200th!! make it a classic bean!! 200 beans is a good things! lol
from crackheadred :
i have noticed a certain trend in the way you link my page from your page...more ofen than not, its in a negative context...and it generates more readers!! SO THANKS!! ~bean humpage like a mug~
from lezbian :
I think I'd pick the bean over Michealangelo anyday :) hehe. Much better art from you than was ever done by ~that guy~
from kaybiff :
no, no, no. not a friend of mine. i was with a group of people (and quite by coincidence, we had just watched it) and went out to eat. and low and behold, there he was. all wonky and staring vacantly out into space... it scared the bejebuss out of us... (again, because it was watched... *cough*) i nearly filled my nonexistent shorts. *laugh* (by the way-- we DID hide the knifes!) all right then. i'm off.
from lezbian :
What kind of art program do you have? Your shit looks so nice...so ~professional~ hehe. ~chuckle chuckle~
from ihaveanother :
"COME ALONG FETUS!" Jayzuz Chriost! I love it! Okay...I'm sorry about the spelling of Jesus Christ, but, Cassy told me that's what I sound like when I say it which I say often and it...makes her laugh.... ANYWAY! Thank you, Bean! For caring about my..uh...misfortune, yes. Much appreciated! ^__^ Lot's of love-should I say that to a Godfather? I don't know, it sounds like something a dumass would say when he knows very well that if he said that to the Godfather that his balls will be hacked off and be replaced with his ears and he goes and des it anyway because he's the 'stupid' one in the family...or...something. My apoligies, Bean, this is the product of someone who got no sleep until 5:42 in the morning and then was woken up by his alarm clock at 7:30 which, I might add, was not turned on by me. I swear! There must be demons in my house! Run, Gaz! Run for your ferret life! *cough* Sorry...again. ~Court
from kaybiff :
oh! oh! i clicked on your banner and than looked at your profile... and you wouldn't believe me if i told you that i found someone that looks exactly like the mimei-manic from perfect blue... he even has the wonky eye... it truly is frightening... i know never to wear a pink tutu around him... *laugh* all right then. i'm off.
from crackheadred :
i for one DID read the whole thing..i am NOOOOO hippie..no siree! i am a country bumpkin! but i must say i DID love the part about the guy on daytona racing "who the fuck is that green car? fucking asshole!" makes me recall my own antics...yeargh..me needs another weekend...
from ninabean :
man, I can't believe youre macking on your cousins husband! man, if i were your cousin I'd kick your ass... of course, kicking ones own ass isn't as effective as having someone else kick it.. but well.. dammit I'm making a statment here Bean... damn you.....
from crackheadred :
haha.."you are dead"..nice of them to point that out for you...maybe they figured the dismembered corpse wasnt enuff?? lol
from ursaminor2 :
Longest freakin link ever, but worth it. You entertained me today. I thought I would return the favor.
from ursaminor2 :
hehe http://images.burningman.com/index.cgi?image=10619&results=10629,10625,10624,10623,10618,10621,10622,10620,10619,10617,10601,10616,2572,8488,10612,10610,10609,10608,10607,10606&ord=189/4702&skip=180&q_year=&q_photog=&q_keyword=&q_category=
from ataraxy :
Most Jens I know are at least somewhat evil...this ex-coworker that's trying to screw over our store brought this about, and all of us have come to realize there's just something not right about them. Jens, Jennas, Jennifers...actually all the Jennys I know are cool though. Just the other ones.
from ihaveanother :
I would send you a dozen roses anyway. :)
from neeena :
Hiya. Thanks for doing my 'blood' survey. Sorry for momentarily scaring you with the vampire question. Heehee. :)
from ricebowl :
Haven't got to check you out in a while, but, just wanted to say that there is a possibility that DateBoy is just doing the shy thing cuz he REALLY digs ya. I admit that i also suffer from what i call "the curse". *sigh* i only get afflicted when the party in question is one that i am REALLY wantin' big time. How convenient, eh? Anyway, I love readin' your shit!!! Especially when it involves the morbidly obese or psychotic babies. "Gee! You're the best, Bean!" (spoken in a chipper "Wally & the Beave" voice)
from peteypuke :
also - i am very wasted right now. it is about 4 a.m. and i ingested all sorts of things. so i have the right to renig anything i say tomorrow morning. if i last that long.
from peteypuke :
muahahaha my evil scheme worked i see. i am the only man for you, bean - face it. who else would welcome other men in our bed? you know you are dying for the three way 2 guys on one girl sort of action that only the pukemaster can bring.
from peteypuke :
bean ... has a date? who is this fool and where can i find him so i can kick his ass ... i thought we had something going here, bean ... am i going to have to search every movie theatre in the city until i find this boy and crush his soul? i am changing my name to peteybrokenhearted <sniff>
from ihaveanother :
I'm very honored that you are pleased with my participation, Godfather Bean. I very much enjoy using sophisticated talk like such. Really makes one, such as ourselves, feel important, honorable...respected and respectful. Quite so. Now if you excuse, oh great Godfather Bean, my presense is must be subjected else where. Though, you know where to find me. *lots and lots of sloppy kisses for the bean* Ahem...Good day, ma'am. ~Court, loyal to The Bean
from crackheadred :
well i didnt lose any readers from last nights entry...how u holdin up? still holdin strong at 5 bazillion readers??
from peteypuke :
Quit freaking me out already. We are doing some wierd ESP psychic friends network connection thing here. It just so happens that just last night I bought myself a pimped out BRAND NEW CELL PHONE with all kinds of crazy ringtones. First PUCCA, now this ...? What the fuck bean, you are freaking me out!
from ihaveanother :
I love the drawing! And of course, I joined the Bean Mafia. How couldn't I? "You made me an offer I couldn't refuse." *in best itailan accent an Irishman will ever achieve* lol Lots of love Godfather Bean...or is it...Godmother? ~Court
from lezbian :
hehe. You're quite hilarious.
from agraciana :
SO, i had to be part of the bean mafia. Your great. and your ring-thing is almost the same as my diary! I'm Impressed bean. Really am.
from crackheadred :
nina's got a baby pretty lil baby what am i supposed to do? i try my best to help her show her that i care but crackheads got they problems too! (sung to the tune of "marys got a baby" by maxi priest)
from peteypuke :
Sprinklets are pretty gross. I try to save all my "sitting down" bathroom functions for when i get home. But just in case of emergencies, I keep some clorox wipes handy at all times. Also I post signs in the work bathroom with quotes from Crank Yankers, "Too Many Poos, We All Lose" and "Hold It In, We All Win".
from peteypuke :
Bean, if you really are taking up the front of the line to the gates of hell, it is only because you are saving my spot. Girl - we are going down together! Much love and respect for the Bean. I could only aspire to be a cheap imitation.Or the president of your fan club.
from crackheadred :
did u ever read the comic strip "Snuffy Smith"? if u did...snuffy used to holler for jug-head..but he called him jug-haid...so MAYBE thats where u got it from...(im tryin to give you a way out here)
from miss-mittens :
so... i'm, a fool... dammit... men... sooo close to having the last word wth the ex. infact i had the last word... so what do i do. i give him the opportunity to talk to me... should have hung up dammit... tell me that hes really sorry... (its all good so far. that bastard lied to me.).. that hes really sorry that he has to be cruel to be kind and say that there was no chance of us ever getting back together. What? he was obviously in a different realationship to the one i was in.. the one i ended cos he lied and was generally inadequate in every way.I wonder if he was looking at breasts as he made the call? it would expplain a lot.
from ricebowl :
well, hmmm. just droppin' in to leave a suicide "joke" of my own. when i was 19, i was going through some major shit, & used to "kid" with my friends about "painting the bathtub" (as in blood-red from opened wrists.) the thing was, i really considered it a lot of times, but then found fantasizing horrendous revenge plots to be much better. plots that to this day i have never breathed to a single soul, not even my best friend. of course, i never did any of them, & now i'm over it. yeah, but anyway, somehow just saying it took some of the pressure off. suicide jokes are cool. they helped me make it through THE SHIT.
from miss-mittens :
hey! i sympathise! U should totally have the last word with BRB and it should be a word that teaches him not to mess with girls like that! (especially not the bean) some ppl deserve it (and i cite psycho ex girlfriend as an example)I often wonder what the hell is going through mens minds as they decide how to treat women, i can only assume that they are very easily blinded to faults in personality by breasts. Its not so much the playing that would piss me off. im my opinion those ppl so stupid that they get caught deserve all the bean can throw at them. (good luck with ur last word) Fx
from crackheadred :
~points to the note below~ that should be DRDORK...what a maroon...haha..i loved it when bugs bunny would say that...anywayz i forget what my original message was gonna be...i jes woke up so i'm a LIL bit foggy...oh wel..maybe next time..chow babe
from drcourt :
I know that you have no idea who I am and thats ok. I jsut have a couple questions for you. I was reading the surveys as I am new to diaryland. And your disturbed me. Do you really understand the seriousness of sucicide? Have you lived threw that horror? I guess you mean that shit as a joke, but asking someone is they are the border of sucide may very well be the thing tht sets them off one day. I know that may soud stupid an trival, but really it could be. I recently lost a good friend to suicide and there are very things that I could imagine could be worse than living threw that. I know that my opinion probably means nothing to you and that is completely understandable, but I just feel that you should think about your wording soemtimes. COURT
from crackheadred :
i may be a crackhead..but i DO know the bean...and i say the bean can not leave this situation without offering backdoor boy a piece of her mind...so yeah..if u honestly think that i think you would swallow yer pride...well you must nt be the badass bean i thought u were...lol go verbally bitch slap his punk ass!! (instigatin like a mug)
from froot-punch :
Hey, Bean. My sister turned me on to your diary and I must say....it's a real read! I would say "forget about BBoy" but I'm in one of my own man dilemmas and if I can't do it myself, why suggest it to someone else? LOL But anyways...I really like your diary. =)
from ricebowl :
Omg. That is some shit! I just now caught up with you after several days of 'puter reprieve to hear that the shit's hitting the fan in all directions! Damn, girl! I know it does no good to say it & repeat the words, but, really, you could certainly do better than that bootyhound! I swear, it seems every chick i talk to or read about nowadays is having the SAME delimma! like, my sis, frootpunch. she's in the same boat, but it's a baby's daddy sitch to make it worse. I been there, done that! Please don't let it happen to you, Bean! The occasional good piece of ass ain't worth it, trust me. Leave the hound sniffin' under the midget-bitch's skirt & haul ass while he's not lookin'! RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! ;p
from swimmmer72 :
i don't know why you put up with backroomboy. i'd have to say you could easily do better. why put up with someone who doesn't have the balls to acknowledge you exist? i think he and psycho girl deserve each other, and you should stop wasting your time on him. he is a loser and the bean is anything but... :)
from peteypuke :
i wanna be a fat whore, too
from crackheadred :
was his ex tellin the truth? man..i say kick dood to the curb like a flat soccer ball...PIE YOW!
from desertwitch :
Saw your pic yesterday and DAMN!!! Estas como quieres, babe! From the way you joked about how you look, though, I was expecting Igor's little sister sporting a moustache! LOL!!! Backroom Boy is a lameass if he thinks he won't have competition!
from iamthegraham :
shoot yo, get even with the boy. it would probably be LOTS more fun than just getting out of them game...
from crackheadred :
actually going back to school in the summer cant be THAT bad..just think of all the hot doods u can stalk around campus...kinda like DC here...the women were out in FORCE today...i lub me some hot sunny weather...ALLLGHHH!!! CHOW BABE!
from ricebowl :
i really like reading your stuff- & as embarrassing as it is, i admit that i too, am a chaser of the shy-glancer-guys. what is it about them that is so intriguing? perhaps it's that they seem humble, & in being so, more attainable than the hot ones. hmmmm...well, i'll be checking back in with ya later! =) p.s.- your pic looks just fine! i'm serious!
from samantha616 :
I am falling in love with your diary! And just to make him feel good, yes, I got to your page through CRACKHEADRED. There ya go boy, I plugged you. Keep up the good writing!
from crackheadred :
its entries like "spork my eyeballs out" that always keep me amused..oh yeah, the mind altering sex and endless blowjobs part also "sorta kinda" caught my attention...haha
from that-freak :
You are KICK ASS
from peteypuke :
dammit bean! i missed the link!
from crackheadred :
allllghh...sexy bean!
from the29th :
The tattoo sounds perfect. I almost got a tattoo this weekend but not having my car put me at the whim of people other than myself so it didn't happen. Soon, though. But nothing as interesting as yours. That sounds really great.
from peteypuke :
Have fun in Indiana ... errr ... at least try to, anyway. Hell there has to be boys there right? You just put your mad mack skills in gear and get you some farm boy action, Beanie!
from new-born :
I love your layout! It's cute. ^_^
from crackheadred :
you wrote "perhaps I'm not even making sense... who the hell knows... all I know is that if I had a penis, I'd be labeled as "sane".".....or maybe a freak of nature....LOL
from desertwitch :
Oh -- and read about that friend of The-Flurt seeing you with BackRoom Boy at the diner so now I'm being paranoid -- maybe Flurt threatened Backroom Boy and he's hiding out, cuz Flurt IS a jealous freak! Just wondering -- metiches want to know these things : )~
from crackheadred :
wow! its early in the mornin so i said to myself "ooOo...lets go give the bean some early mornin lovin!!" actually i said "hahaha...imma leave the bean a retarded message" HOOKAY!! ~rowr~ now i must go to work...ITS FRIIIIDAYYY!! CHOW BABE!
from ihaveanother :
Och, sorry I didn't do this monday, but... HAPPY (be-lated) ST. PATRICKS'S DAY!!!! Love ya Bean! ^_^ ~Court
from ceqs-e :
hey ben i need u to write ur own book cuz i luv ur writting or well ur truth yu kno so u really should consider that one. at least for the money ;)
from crackheadred :
i realized it had been awhile since i had left the bean some cyber love...so i was browzin thru yer notes and what to my wondering eyes should appear? one of my notes..all from last year! haha..ok thts not whatappeared but it RHYMED...what i DID see was that somebody got to yer guestbook thru mine...wow! after all these months of me gettin people from you.. finally returned the favor...that made no sense at all..but hey..its early :) is yer hair growin really fast? cuz i heard that if yer horny, yer hair grows fater...~nods~ bye! lol
from peteypuke :
oh my god bean, this is so true! i never have as many hot gorgeous total babes trying to get wth me than when I finally settle down in a relationship. when i am single for months on end, nobody wants to get anywhere near my lame ass. It is a dry barren season. i think we should make like cher in "cluless" and just make up a boyfriend. you know, send ourselves flowers. i bet that would reel the boys in. We can call him Jim Glass.
from pattymelt :
make him take you to court! did he ever say you were going to have to pay him back? if not, oh the fuck well...
from beanernizzle :
Looooove your diary!!! Thanks be to the Crackhead for leading me to your diary.....
from navy-grl18 :
BackroomBoy is right all women are emotionally unstable, psycho crazies, lol. Cool checking up on your diary. Silly rings they are all the rage in the movies these days.
from angelsenvy :
Ha..... I love your diary.... It is so awesome.
from brandonman :
I clicked on your very awesome banner and read an entry. You seem like a cool enough person. I think I'm going to read some more. I just wanted to leave you a note and let you know that I think your diary rocks.
from poetnowrite :
Kewl background. Is that like a parody of Calvin and Hobbes? It's cute though!
from blockhead85 :
hey! I like your diary. And I like the way you think. I'm sorry about your sex drive. Geez that sucks. Well, good luck with that.
from daizychainz :
cute diary, interesting insight...i like!
from kittyspit :
ahhaha ok u maketh mua laff missy!!
from kittyspit :
ahhaha ok u maketh mua laff missy!!
from xcitada :
interesting
from ihaveanother :
I love your portrayle (sp?) of Bonnie and Clyde! Only you could take the most well known criminal couple of this century and turn them into cute cartoons! I'd definately hug them now. *nods* You're a wonderful artist. Do you by any chance have a website with some of your work on it? If not, I look forward to seeing more on your dairy. :) ~Court
from big-hungry :
I referred to you as "son" .. mostly because it's just part of a phrase. I didn't mean to imply you might require any reconstructive surgery... just sign me as a big hairy redneck, and we'll call it even.
from carianne :
I had no idea you lived in chicagoland...which would make me oblivious since it's in your profile! So hi from my burb to yours!
from blakdahlia :
I read your comment in delta-orion's guest book about Clone High. That show is awesome. My roomie and I discovered it one night and we are like, "This is our new show! Besides Forensic Files and Channel 14." Ch. 14 is the TV Guide channel...we call it our fave when there is absolutely nothign else to watch, and we are bored. :) But yeah, I just wanted to let you know that I too and my roomie think Clone High is like, awesome. You are not alone.
from bossygurl :
Your layout is Awsomely cute!
from kill-girls :
you claimed from your survey that i, and everyone else taking the survey, would not read your diary. but ha! i did. and i enjoyed it thoroughly. much love.
from punktart :
Hey. I like your diary- you are fabuloso!!
from ihaveanother :
Thanks for dropping by and leaving me a note. I appreciate it very much. It seems alot of things don't go my way or as I planned but that's life. Just to update you on the thing before anyone else, Daniel's okay. I'm still shakin' though... (I still read your diary everyday and nothing I have read has ever compared to it. You're still excellent at writing)
from wifemotherme :
I had to stop by because of the Simpson banner. I adore the Simpson. Then I had to stay and read because of the Calvin and Hobbes Layout. The only thing I liked more than the banner and the layout was the writing. You have an awesome perspective on life.
from tomservo :
I have Hobbes tatood on my body. needless to say, I like your layout.
from vness :
Hi, I've been reading for awhile. Mostly because your entries always put a grin on my face. I love sarcastic people... Their my kind. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know I enjoyed the entry on war. It's nice to actually see someone vocalizing the fact that we aren't exactly the little victims that we tend to think of our selves as. I don't know if you've got the e-mail anti- war petition that's going around, but if you haven't and you would like to add your name to the list let me know and I'll send it to you. That's it. Happy writing.
from iamthegraham :
i just read your latest entry and i have 2 comments for you: a) i think you are a creative genius..and if i knew you would soo want to be your friend! b) who cares if your ex says that you just think of yourself..i don't see anything wrong with just thinking of yourself and ...that is all for now :)
from iamthegraham :
i just read your latest entry and i have 2 comments for you: a) i think you are a creative genius..and if i knew you would soo want to be your friend! b) who cares if your ex says that you just think of yourself..i don't see anything wrong with just thinking of yourself and ...that is all for now :)
from girle :
Hey Nina! Hope all is well in your land!
from crackheadred :
haha..yet again the harshness of your verbal beatdowns amazes me...lmao..i lub yew man!!
from lilchicklet :
Haha...sorry about that...i have a slight case of dyslexia...im a loser because i read your diary religiously (im pretty sure that is spelt wrong...) and drool over the hilariouty of it all...
from fantabulouss :
Hey. Your template is fab and I love your attitude and writing style. I dare say I'm hooked!
from alexiajayn :
Hey, I took your survey yesterday, and was kind of curious what you had to say. I must say, I'm really glad that I stopped by to check things out. You are very creative and amusing. I'll definately be stopping in once in a while to check out what's going on. As for the friend: I'm sorry things worked out that way! My problem is just the opposite. My friends only want to be around when they need something, not when I need something. It's pretty lame to be me, so I understand if you don't read my diary, but it'd be cool if you did. Still trying to get a layout up - just created this one. Take care, and thanks for the amusing musings. Lexi
from abs0lut :
that's a cute layout. I took your survey so I just decided I might say hi. so HI!
from navy-grl18 :
ok, here's my thoughts on the justin timberlake cd. Did he write his own lyrics and if not, what the hell was he thinking about when he actually paid someone to write them. I quote to back myself up. 'Your out of this world except your not green' WHAT THE HECK! Justin needs to just go away. I got that cd for christmas, despite my distaste in that 'sort' of music, i thought that one song was cool, about britney. and it is but all the others suck. lol. I know exactly why you discarded that one! This guy sitting next to me smells bad!
from brandone :
Calvin and Hobbes kick ass! Bran
from maralisa :
I don't know if you ever read me, but just in case... username=passport, password=control xx
from freakyblonde :
Hey. I know you don't like me, but please go back and read my REVISED entry. I changed it after I read it. BTW, you're right.
from ceqs-e :
hispanics kick ass so viva latin power ha ha! love ur diary
from panther1352 :
I'm sorry to hear about all that going on at church...some people are just ignorant, I suppose. Well, like your bible says, "a heaven for us and a hell for them". Also, awesome diary !
from brandone :
Hi, I really like your layout. Reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes. Write back if you get a chance. Bran
from crackheadred :
thats fuggd up..but ont he BRIGHT side...yer brother sounds like a smart person...i like that..lifes to short..esp for them...thats a movie quality quotation...lol
from navy-grl18 :
hey, thanks for the note, it was my first one :) i would love it if you could hook me up definately.
from krystle-gail :
well, i took one of your surveys and i said that i would check out your diary... i am so glad that i did. its like reading about someone you know.. so i just wanted to say that your diary rocks!!!
from navy-grl18 :
hey I came to read your diary because I filled out your survey and I figured I' owed it to you. Cool entry, I only read the most recent about friends and snot, how true. How would I go about getting a cool background like you? I will keep up on your diary because it intrigued me.
from iamthegraham :
hey~ first off, thank you for the note that you left me the other day..it made it a little brighter! but i just read your lastest entry it made me laugh about the corey f. thing..back in the 80's...he didnt burn my eyes ;)...but anyway...it gave me quite a good laugh. well check you later (yeah i really just used that phrase!) bye
from ihaveanother :
Hey, I'm glad you left me a note. Thank you. I'm glad to see we have three things in common. And sorry about the to be cont...entry. I was in the middle of writing it when I literally had to jump up and leave. But I added the rest to the same entry. So what made you love and hate the second entry? :) It couldn't have been that bad. I'm gonna swing by your diary before I go. Thanks again and I'll talk to you soon. ^__^
from ihaveanother :
I read the latest entry and I was hooked. I love the layout. I'll definately be a regular. :)
from iamthegraham :
hey~ i just started to read your diary and its SUPERB! and the whole deal with stealing html or whatevers...do these people not have a life that all they do is sit around and see who is stealing there stuff? oh well, they are sad. but i just wanted to say you always make me smile after reading your diary...bye for now! laura
from fae-queen :
Just wanted to let you know that I love your layout and I was most amused by your MASH/Unsolved Mysteries entry. Anyhoo, I'm just a random person stopping by, but I though I'd let you know. ;)
from linnyeg :
I saw the "dont be fooled by the rocks that i got" banner and laughed out loud. Couldnt help but click! It's great!
from crackheadred :
man,..why u fakin? you KNOW u wanna go out and get a life sized Ms Hobbes fuzzy costume and join one of those conventions..hahaah...KIDDING!
from celtickatt :
Just thought I'd say that your new layout and banner are cute as hell (your old layout was also hella cool!) I'm a HUGE Calvin & Hobbes fan, so I like your stuff. I like your diary too, your wording is great. - Shannon
from kitty2112 :
Awwww! I love your new layout! Too cute! And that Homer cube is awesome! My brother would go nuts over that! Thanks for stopping by - got yer note *grins*....oh, and I completely agree with you on the fact that people need to simma down about HTLMNOP (lol)....My friend Mystical76 has helped me out quite a bit although I have A LOT to learn still. You would think people would be proud to see that their work was taken seriously by someone else. Kinda like the way younger brothers and sisters look at you and say, "Yeah, when I'm bigger I want to do the same thing". Well I guess I best get the copywrites started - lol.
from nekoval :
Oooo, new layout! I love Calvin&Hobbes.. miss those guys. Id love the layout even if it were "stolen". But seriously, I agree with what you said. I dont see how people get soo angry, and yeah I do think about "well what if I were in that position", still the layout Id make isnt an original idea. Theres no such thing as those anymore, its all been done. Plus they act like they didnt learn that way. Cause thats why most people tweak others' layouts, b/c they arent html experts and need to learn how to do it from an example. I mean who really goes to classes and reads those damned 1000pg books on html? Hell Id just copy. =P
from desertwitch :
Shit YA! You took those damned words out of my mouth, girl! It pisses me off how petty some people out there get over crap like that -- and yes: If you weren't part of the geek crew who invented Hypertext Markup Language (WOO WOO -- see, I KNOW what that shit stands for!) then shut the hell up or quit posting your precious layouts/wallpaper/whateverthefuck if you don't want others to "steal" them -- OR just fucking outright hook up with Paypal and sell the fuckers. Whew! Feel betta now! Later babygirl!
from pattymelt :
i LOVE the new layout! i LOVE calvin and hobbs! you go girl!
from desertwitch :
Yup, that crack monkey WOULD update 50 + times if he could -- wish I was more like that -- barely made it over 50 entries and have been at it since August! AND I'm still unemployed, and that fine booty mascot of yours has a job AND child!!! Dang, I am lazy booty!
from aura-chic :
the computer did what??? lost an entire bean greatness entry????? it's goin strait to hell...ok sorry... u know, i think i would like to see one of your "silent movies"... :) oh by the way...thanks for adding me to ur list of faves!! yay...i feel all special....
from desertwitch :
AAAAHHHHH -- making me spray spittle on my keyboard again -- loved that miggedy miggedy mac -- taking me back to the DAY --- good to be reminded that crap music has always been around. But hell ya it's fun when you're drunk as a skunk in a bunk -- shit, been up WAAYYY too late! Bye Beanie Baby! : )~
from pattymelt :
i could have told you to stay away from JT!!!! and that matchbox twenty (rob thomas) is the bomb! and i have to tell you, i love your diary and everything but am not real fond of the new big artwork, little teeny, tiny print that old people can't read. just me. i am old. love ya!
from guavaberry :
your banner caught my eye, nice artwork you got there. i'm representing aztlan too, but the califas part of it. cuidate.
from carianne :
I love your diary with all my heart! You're just a little too cute. :)
from desertwitch :
Whew! Glad your sick spell is over -- at least you were spared the nasty case of the hives that hit me again over here! The doc I saw over 2 weeks ago said it was simply stress -- hope so -- ug. Finally getting rid of the flaky skin remnants -- yug -- bad visual!
from desertwitch :
Oh -- and am still trying to get my MSN IM thing to work -- so only thing working now (I THINK!) is my new e-mail, which does not even belong to Verizon because my Verizon e-mail name is HORRIBLE (numbers and bizarre alpha shit) and so I got this one from a freebie site: carla@imneverwrong.com -- Hope it is for real! So will put my IM thang up if and when I get it functioning! Much love, baby girl!
from desertwitch :
HOLY FUCKING A!!! WHAT AN AWESOME LAYOUT!!! This is the first time I've checked out Dland since I finally straightened out my Verizon DSL. You have some SERIOUS Web skill, missy! And hope you had a happy Eve too -- but will go back and read if you did!
from kbaa :
sexy layout
from neangel :
just stopped in! nice look, Happy Holidays!
from stacey575 :
I hope you had a change of heart at the last minute, and went with the laxitives! Nothing says happy holidays like stomach cramps from the pot-lucks!
from kittyspit :
hehe yeah yea u rawk !!
from swimmmer72 :
i could NEVER ignore the bean!!! you rock, and it wasn't your fault about backroom boy. those old hags can talk all they want, and let them FEAR you!! :)
from devilish- :
guess whos back? :P
from ncrebel21 :
I can't believe you watched 3 hours of "My life as Shania Twain" and lived to tell the tale! Rock on, Bean!
from crackheadred :
yo...first u got me hooked on crack...now u got me hooked on this place...yer no good i tell ya..a baaaaad influence!! i love it!! lol
from speedboymark :
ninabean, that was some interesting reading ..... keep living your life as u do .... because it sure sounds great ..... come by and grab a cup of coffee sometime .... it'll do wonders ..... hehee merry christmas ..... and have some New Years to remember
from desertwitch :
oh -- and hell NO you aren't to blame for the-flurt's behavior. That guy seems to have a real talent for trying to pin his violence on anyone besides himself!
from desertwitch :
Ouch. Just read your newest entry. BackroomBoy didn't deserve that, but at least you won't have to deal with the-flurt's nasty attitude and violent predisposition. Yup. Crap rains down like a bolt of lightning.
from desertwitch :
Dang! Once more, you make me laugh when I sorely need it!!! You rock, babygirl!
from girle :
Nina, you'll probably enjoy my entry from 12/12...very nasty!
from scanzilla :
Hey Nina your so fine, your so fine, you blow my mind! Hey Nina! :)
from crackheadred :
WHOOPS! my bad...now i guess ya know why they call me crackhead...lol
from crackheadred :
its the crackhead!...my page sucks so bad compared to yers so i figured id come n bug u..even tho u arent here..maybe u are...i dunno...UPDATE!!
from crackheadred :
its the crackhead!...my bad sucks so bad compared to yers so i figured id come n bug u..even tho u arent here..maybe u are...i dunno...UPDATE!!
from pattymelt :
awwww, beaner, i think you are beautiful! and i don't give a rats ass how much you weigh! beauty comes from within! (an hopefully ends up squirting down my throat!) (the last part was a general observation and not directed directly at you but you know what i mean?)
from desertwitch :
RRRR typo "Spring" is Sprint! I'm so sleeep AND I should be studying my fuggin A+ book!
from desertwitch :
HELL YA! I'm calling Spring AND Verizon soon as I have a new job and see if they can take over from fuckin' AT&T. Hmm, must be true that all those corporate a-holes have so saturated the market that they will even take us "dirty girls"! ; P
from feverlover21 :
I just cliked on your banner and read the one entry...you are a crack up. I was up at 6am on friday outside Mervyn's waiting to get my free gift card for 2 hrs. Now that is sad. And the measly 5 dollar gift card I got could not compare to the anguish and horror of waitin in line to buy a new bra. Just thought I'd share...:P I never step foot into a toy store unless the gods themselves put me there. You should check out my diary and leave a note so I can use that to update on you. And as far as the warm body to cuddle up to..read a bit about the warm body I cuddle up to and see if you feel the same..lol If you want the poor lil penniless guy with a heart of gold he's allll yours
from desertwitch :
And GOD do I want a nice hunky warm body to cuddle with on these cold nights, too! And paraphrasing one of your entries, I am now accepting deliveries of chocolate-covered men! MMMMM: chocolate-covered Vinnie : )~
from desertwitch :
Thanks for the insight on working Walmart on Black Friday! Scary! Was wondering all week what kind of freak show it must have been. In a weird way I miss working at the mall just for the spectacle of watching normal-looking masses people attach each other for the opportunity to possess shit they'll probably throw away next year! Fun real-life theater!
from kitkkat89 :
hey i love ur diary it kicks ass!
from swimmmer72 :
just so you know, you aren't the only one feeling that way... cold winter nights do bring on cuddling and nights in front of fireplaces don't they? getting ready to hibernate here and the feeling is strong about not doing it alone!! :)
from desertwitch :
Happy pavo day, baby girl! MMM, tortillas and turkey! Can smell my mom's cooking already! : )~
from saiyanstar :
You seem like cool peeps :) I love your layout pic also. When you get a chance, stop by diary. Ja! ~Star
from desertwitch :
Hell yes! If it doesn't pan out as a long-term thing with BrownEyes, at least you had some fun showing him how to please an "older" woman!
from pattymelt :
as stated before, dear bean, there is nothing wrong with teaching a youngster the ropes. and enjoying the class while your at it! and if he's a cutie? who gives a shit? go for it!
from swimmmer72 :
hey, if you like him,...who cares if he is only 20? i usually have to deal with it from the other end of the spectrum, so i know what it's like. if two people are attracted to each other and they have enough things right, why worry about their age? as you get older, it makes less and less difference, and if this is only short-term anyway (which is your call) even less to think about, right? do what's right for you. :)
from desertwitch :
The cramped wrist you've suffered via diaper-pack tape wrestling backs my hunch that Walmart, Inc., is a festering vortex of evil.
from swimmmer72 :
your secret's safe with me.... :)
from pattymelt :
you big dope! what's wrong with a 21 yr old? they are perfect! they (usually) don't have that spare tire thing happening yet and the can do "it" over and over. and over. and mostly they try harder since they want to learn from your older and wiser self. you just need to corner him in the condom isle and invade his space and just plant one of those skanky ninabean tongue kisses on him. mmmmm, i'd pay to see that! (and remember, i am a 38yr old sluttygirl, and my 21yr old flacks all the time, but, mmmm, when he gets it together, i forget he's 21!) and dont' worry about the bills. whatever. credit comes and goes.
from desertwitch :
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Guess that puts a new twist on the name -- he was socking his bopper!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!-- 'xcuse me, gotta go share this with my sister!!!
from swimmmer72 :
i'm a pool guy-coached, managed, swam, lifeguarded at them for years. i know you'll appreciate this: this was in the newspaper, so i know it isn't bullshit. a patron at a hotel north of nyc was found approx 4AM with his swollen penis stuck inside a water circulation opening IN THE POOL. he had to have been there for hours, trying (as unlikely as it sounds) to deflate himself enough to get out. so, for a while, i felt the same way about pools as you do about socker-boxers, or whatever they are called. :)
from jkookz731 :
i like your layout- but more important-ly i hope you get brown eyes...and it always seems the loud and obnoxious ones like myself are always the shyest around the brown eyes .. have a good one
from kittykat25 :
hi i saw ur banner.i like ur diary its pretty kool!!
from sunshine17 :
hi. just stumbled on to your diary. like the layout. and may i add that yours is one of the few i could just read and it entertained me and i wanted to read more. yep. have a nice day
from pattymelt :
you and brown-eyes! soooo romantic! just kidding. very cool. i am so looking forward to hearing the dirty bits....(and hopefully he is not a jealous twit! he has a sense of humor, i hope?)
from desertwitch :
Damn! And here I thought I had been so evil-creative back in the day! Used to switch bottles all up and down the hair color aisle in Kmart back in my high school ditching days. Blue-black dye in the blonde dye boxes -- and once got to see a couple of girls me and my best friend hated purchase them! Those were the days!
from swimmmer72 :
my grandmother bought that box!!! actuaaly, i think she ONLY claims someone mixed up the dye on her and she secretly likes the color...:)
from pattymelt :
oh, to be able to dye some peoples hair a freaky color that would make them NOT come to work! i have no such luck. and keep up the weird convo's - it puts them off their guard so you can swoop in for the kill! (whatever form that may take!)
from pseudoma :
You may see dumb people but I'm surrounded by dumb people 8 hours of the day! Oy, why exactly do the stupid survive? They all should have been eviserated by hyenas by now. But, I digress, excellent diary!!!
from rockyraven :
hey awesum diary
from desertwitch :
Oh YEAH! You WORK that mojo, girl!!! And why didn't I think of THAT way to make extra cash???
from pattymelt :
so you are only going for the digits? what is he says "here's my number, do you want to use the phone that is next to my bed?"
from mourndove :
hey i was just updating my diary and saw one of the ads for diary's. It just so happens my name is nina to. Anyways, just thought i'd take a look at yer spiffy diary. And thought if you wanted to check out some cool diarys go to mine, or my friends.... its glass-fairy.diaryland.com (shes also loves michelle rodruigez....) and wow... i really cannot spell. So if you get around to it, you can check em out. byebye and lotsa peace
from supernigger :
because you can only handle so much supernigger at one time.. i'll let u lick the wrapper..
from desertwitch :
Represent, Nina, represent!!! : D
from skarekrow :
*licks your forehead* I love you I miss you.
from desertwitch :
God if I only had an ounce of your graphic talent! BUT would much rather LOOK like the fiery woman on your new wallpaper than have that talent!!! Hmm, and the action figure hunt continues!
from nine-stars :
specas was meant to be Spencas...like Sorry no offense.
from nine-stars :
heeeeey, lovely new layout. The girl reminds me of this sticker I seen of the aztec warrior guys chick...you know the one he carries while wearing the big thing with feathers on his head...I dunno, I'm assuming you're mexican or hispanic so I'm assuming you know...if you aren't mexican/hispanic specas...but yeah. Love the diary like always. Ciao.
from swimmmer72 :
i like the new layout, but i liked the old one better. i think i liked the brown instead of the black, but both are really good and much better than mine.
from desertwitch :
So did you find the action figures??? The ones BrownEyes lusts after??? Nosyasses wanna know!
from nicoleprice :
Nina, I am thinking about applying for an overnight stocking position to get out of the corporate wasteland I'm trapped in right now. I can't spend another year, eyes to a monitor, fingers to keyboard, lips to bosses' asses. I need out. But I don't know if an overnight thing is the way I should go, whipping my daylight-loving self into a sleep-disturbing, circadian aboutface. Want your view. Let me know what you think.
from desertwitch :
Yay! Ninabean's on the hunt again! And it's good to know that the pendejo is (hopefully) keeping his distance. Also LOL'd when I read that you smiled right through his pathetic act of trying to make a big show of ignoring you: Methinks HE is the invisible one in this picture! So take your time on BrownEyes, and relax! Even if he is not interested in the way you are (and I certainly doubt he's not) go ahead and continue the action figure angle. Guys I've gone out with have told me later that they were glad they had some issue/mission to use as a pretext to make some time with me in the beginning! Buena suerte, babe, but I don't think you'll need it! ; )
from swimmmer72 :
what's the rush? is there a clock ticking i don't know about? the bean is NOT a desperate person, now, is she?
from pattymelt :
hey, girl, don't worry abotu the last name thing. i rarely bother to ask let alone memorize it. unless you are serious about the carving thing. i would wait until you check out the entire package first tho. you never know, HE might be the psycho! (but here is me hoping he is NOT! hoping that he is wonderful and can be your little winter wonderland boyfriend. you know, something to get you thru the hell that is walmart at chrismas!)
from desertwitch :
Pattymelt is right on! You work that thang and get you some good lovin' from a GOOD man! Oh, and MY dad also loved to dress me up like a little man, too! Once like an itty bitty Chairman Mao when he took me and my brother to the firing range, because I looked Asian when I was little, and because my Dad wanted to scare the beejesus out of the locals! Anyway, do keep keeping your head up, and ignore that punkass flurt!
from pattymelt :
go, bean! get you some new lovin'!
from foshobaby :
YOU HAVE A KICKASS TEMPLATE, lol. YOur diary is aweome
from desertwitch :
Nope! Flirting does not a skank make, nor do rumors. Hell, if that's all it takes to qualify for skankhood, then I'm the Queen of Skanksville. But what I'm sure of now is that the flurt is the King of Turdsville. Take care, babe!
from desertwitch :
Yay! The Nina's back! Was worried about you! Very happy to hear you stood your ground. It took lots of guts to not let him try to come back into your life without him taking a good hard look at his dangerous behavior and what seems to be his screwed up view of women. And hell yeah: Drag queens rule!
from swimmmer72 :
the flurt's history, and i think that was the right thing to do. way to go, girl!! :)
from nekoval :
W00t! Thats right, stick up for yourself girl. I hadent checked by your diary for a while, and I had to read over old entries. x.x Lotta stuff happening that I missed. Im glad you had fun out at the dragqueen place. =D Always a good way to forget about things. Be sure to hang out there more, and dont give in anymore to the flurt. Your doing good so far, let him be the one begging for you back. You dont derserve being called a "fucking cunt". Thats just enough. Good luck gurly.
from punkerchicka :
hi, my name is nikk. i think your journal thing is kewl, and the movies on your profile are kewl to. The Nightmare Before Christmas is the best, one of my favorites, and A.I. and The Fast and the Furious are very kewl to. well ima go now, since i feel like an idiot,lol! so, laterz.
from desertwitch :
Good for you for sticking up for yourself with the ex. But he did have a point about the-flurt's behavior. Good luck, and hell yeah, when it rains, it pours like a mutha!
from kate4678 :
Hon, I saw your ad while I was writing in my diary, and was compelled to click on it. As far as I'm concerned, you could be my long-lost-twin... I can't tell you how many times I've thought the very same things as you. Hope everything goes well.
from pattymelt :
bean, sweetness, know that you are not the only one that feels the way you do! one of the reasons i started reading your diary is because you could be one of my best friends! you sound so much like her and she is out in cali all by herself going thru much the same as you, emotionally. learning that friendship is a 2-way street and that some of the people she thought were friends are people that only see a 1-way street sign. but know as you go thru your life, that you will meet people that know how to be a friend. people that you can tell all your secrets to and that will keep what you tell them to themselves. friends that will pick up the phone to see how YOU are doing and not yell at you for doing something stupid. hang in there. remember (and this is just how i feel) that the people that call themsleves your friends but then turn around and stab you in the back, are people that can only feel better about themselves and their lives by hurting others. they are not and never were real friends. hugs, baby.
from swimmmer72 :
i've said it before, and so have others. dump him! you are at a point where you are putting up with something you should have to, and wouldn't normally. be careful, too.
from desertwitch :
Dang. His behavior sounds clinical now. Be carefull, babe, and take much care!
from elateddream :
Haha, I think we all see dumb-people. Me more so.
from koalapad :
like your sexy banner.
from nicoleprice :
You take care of yourself, Girl. Please be cautious. You don't know what this guy is capable of. Take care Sister.
from sipthis :
Nice diary...
from nicoleprice :
Interesting....very interesting. Parientes are out of town, la ninabean no escribe for quatro dias...I'm thinking something's up. We may be in for one wild story, that may or may not involve a tattoo, an interstate car chase, or a Slip-N-Slide.
from desertwitch :
Honey Smacks,mmmmmmm. You're doing better in the food department than me, at least! Over here, it's eggs eggs eggs and frozen tortillas until payday or unitl the mama is released from my stepsis's fuzzy clutches! Adios!
from christabean :
Dude, it's time to start doing your own shopping. 'Course I'm a terrible example. I'm out of milk and eggs and bread and sugar all at once. Still, fig newtons + top ramen > frozen chicken patties, if only for variety's sake. You know what you should do, is wait until HotPockets go on sale. Oh yeah, that's the stuff. ;-)
from wickeds :
i got in a fight! i got in a fight!!
from nicoleprice :
Your banner works. Like Devilish, I was intrigued, but lost track of it, and hunted around using "bean" until I finally, FINALLY I found you. [Cue harps and angelic choir voices]. Have a good day & take care, Gal.
from swimmmer72 :
try the special K with red berries, it's pretty good :)
from devilish- :
Wow. That's so weird. A few days ago i saw your banner, and instead of clicking it, i clicked the window closed by mistake. I spent 2 hours refreshing until i finally found it again (i tried searching members area but all i cud remember was 'bean' so that didn't help) but since then i been checking back sparaticly.
from puddinghead :
Well that bar doesn't sound all that great. I wasn't aware those types were restricted to bars. Hm. Lucky place you live in. Oh, and nice diary by the way. And layout. And pints of cranraisins. Ew...
from ladyvivien :
'a nasty ass skank bar'? Now THAT sounds fun. It also sounds suspiciously like my place of work...
from desertwitch :
...anyway, sorry to ramble off like that, but I want to apologize bigtime for being such a preacher about guys -- because I forgot how the smartest and strongest of us can feel in the middle of a hormone/emotion storm! Mil disculpas!
from desertwitch :
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! for making me laugh! Am feeling humble tonight, since it was me who gave you all that advice about dumping the flurt, etc., and now I find MYSELF suddenly looking like a bigtime fool over a guy he is not even my boyfriend - just lots of intense flirting and crap. GOD I am so pissed at myself tonight -- and I'm also the one who last week would have lectured another diarylander about how they can possibley make it known sort of accidentally about their diary --- GOD have I been stupid over a guy!!!!
from swimmmer72 :
i know how you feel. it took me longer to figure out how to put my banners on d-land than they actually lasted. i still have 18,000 left, but the 2000 i used were gone in a blink of an eye. and, as far as skills..... yes, sometimes parting is such sweet sorrow....
from nekoval :
Happy Belated Birfday Bean! I thought I would have rememberd to note earlier, it was my sisters b-day the same day. Lifetime all over again.. you could probably get some money off of selling your story. n.n; Tehehe, But anyway, Backroom-Boy should get an oscar. So cute!
from swimmmer72 :
two things...#1) HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! may you have many more :)! #2) good sex has prolonged many bad relationships, but that's all it does is prolong them, they are still bad. it (good sex) doesn't make up for lack of respect (for more than that hour or two, if that) or blatant idiocy. dump him, i'll bet you end up relieved.
from desertwitch :
Feliz cumpleanos -- damn! can't stick a squiggly over the 'n'! And the flurt BETTER give you some booty after all the bullshit you put up with!
from pattymelt :
Happy b-day!!!! and i am all over the 12 yr old although i am sure at the ripe old age of 24 it's not that big a deal...wait til you're old like me and the 21 yr old becomes your favorite piece of "candy" - mainly because he is the most beautiful peice in the jar! anyway, go for the notches - unless the flurt gives you supersex. otherwise, what's the point?
from pattymelt :
be careful, girl! life is hell (as you well know) with a jealous and not uber-controlling man. SO not worth it. unless he is jon bon jovi or something.
from desertwitch :
I second Swimmer72's emotion -- that "fucking idiot" comment would have been El Fin for me. And hell yes you're too smart and good looking for a sock puppet like that! Oh - and about moving out of your parents -- I've both rented my own apartments and shared houses/dorms/apartments several times -- and it can either be a great thing if all goes well (affordable rent, not-totally-deadly neighborhood, privacy - for bringing a guy home, etc.) BUT it can also be a horrible pain in the ass. Rents especially now can be sky-high, plus it's nice having a member of two of la familia around for support -- even though they break out into their dysfunctional moments here and there! But don't feel like "less-than" because you're living with them -- if you're getting a reasonable amount of privacy/freedom to be yourself AND saving bigtime on rent, then more power to you, babe!
from swimmmer72 :
re:break-up #57. i don't know you or him, but since you seem interesting, intelligent, and FUN, i'm sure you can do better.
from elateddream :
Hey, I was wondering if you would be interested in adding me to your favourites. And I would add you to mine, you can email me (sexythang_1212@hotmail.com) if you're interested. Love the diary :) Katie
from pattymelt :
just a boost for you - moving out can be the best and worst thing you ever do. it really is great to live by yourself and do (as you said) pee with the door open, walk around in your underwear (althouhg i prefer naked) and barter your bod for a few months rent. BUT, be very careful if you choose a roomie. the wrong person can kill all the fun (not to mention ruin your whole life not to mention your credit!) but, that said - GO FOR IT! oh, to be your age and on the rampage!
from fallencupid :
Well, in an attempt to break out of my happy little world and make contact with other diaryland people I followed a banner to your page. I wanted to let you know I stopped by and leave my mark. Maybe I will see you around my diary sometime. Later! ~Fallen
from scanzilla :
I love unicorns and jesus and super powers. Oh and I love your diary too. No really I do! That's not just pillow talk either.
from desertwitch :
Dang! Clicked you on and no new entry! RRRRRRR no one to live vicariously through tonight!!! And was entering my third-to-last old entry on my new diary and got off on a tangent about Spanish soaps -- remembered there were lots of good/funny/actually believable ones back in the day -- do you watch any? And if so, don't they nowseem to be put together in a big hurry and are something that your girls (just kidding -- please don't hurt me) Mary Kay and Ashley would star in for their breakout from their slutty teen image to their slutty adult image? HMMMMM?
from desertwitch :
Happy B-Day in advance (?) -- is it on the 10th??? Anyway, nice to read some Bean again between procrastinating with loading up my boring ass entries from my old diary to desertwitch. Oh -- and does the-flurt have a nice ass? If he does, I take all the bad opinions I've had about him back! Tight man butt makes lots OK in my book!
from krazienena :
Omg, i love your new banner... is true "never trust the quiet ones" lol
from pattymelt :
you're a hoot, baby!
from wickeds :
i love the sentiment in the post about how you'd be a psychologist's wet dream. i know how that feels in a totally different way. lettin' ya know i dig it.
from nekoval :
Oh yes. And that woody was great!--too bad it died so soon.. =(
from nekoval :
Oooh my gosh. Lifetime movie for sure, I could SO see it now. I think its been done a few times, but it would still work. Nina, Nina, Nina... tsk tsk. I did the same thing before.. n.n;; it was oddly interesting how many times you could break up then get back together again. So we kept doing that. It got kinda old fast.. and I felt like a loser. But anyway! Gurl.. tell turd to go to hell, give him the boot. Cuase itll suck if he actually does go through with what he says. "Ur too good fer him" Oh and keep the updates coming! *adds a link to ur diary on her own*
from desertwitch :
Bitchin Woody!!! And you are a very patient Nina: I would have done the brats one better with a mix of ExLax chocolate AND homemade Nyquil popsicles!!! HELLYES I'm a bitter former substitute teacher. (once went out with a REALLY bratty kid's divorced Dad just to piss off him and his crazy mom) ANYwhoo -- thanks for letting me share my evilfun memories!!! -- Carla, now desertwitch@diaryland
from krazienena :
Hey! Nena Loca (as you called me) here... anyway don't worry i don't care about those "girls" messing with my man! Anyway quick question did the "flurt" find your diary? luv ya' krazie nena!
from pattymelt :
now i KNOW we are in some way kindred spirits! i LOVe to scare small children....oh, halloween, will you ever get here!
from pattymelt :
i love reading your diary and a swear, the first time i read this evenings entry, i thought you said 'boobs' not 'boots' what was i thinking?
from carlacrow :
Damn! Ask that flurt -- better yet, that turd -- if he thinks your first name is (1) Mary Kay, or (2) Ashley, because otherwise you need to put YOUR foot in his ass and in the middle of Walmart! And keep on hugging the BBoy -- that's not wrong at all - Mr. F needs to stop being so insecure!
from wickeds :
i really dig that picture you have on the front of your site and i love the attitude. may i link you?
from carlacrow :
True! And keep the updates coming -- oh, forgot to tell you that I worked in the Walmart in Windsor, CA, for one UGLY preChristmas season! So I LOL'd when I read about The Baron and The Closet Case, because their were at least FOUR women at the Windsor Walmart that fit those profiles!!!!! One was about the size of a minivan and wore bigass Farmer John over alls -- she did receiving!!! She was sooo stereotypically backwater-looking and talking that I, because I started working before Halloween, I seriously (SERIOUSLY!) thought she was working on a disguise and mannerisms for a costume competition! :p Anyway, keep it up, babe!
from nekoval :
Heheeee. I like your diary, its funni-er.. well not in a mean way. Only funni if you mean it to be.. oh wait, or mean for it to seem.. eee.. whatever. Your current situation with "the flurt" is /exactly/ like what I delt with with my ex--not too encouraging sounding is it?.. Oop. Well yeah, its sorta the same. Especially with the hiding web diary type thing, over jealous-ness, and saying the "L" word. But yeah, bean is cool. =D
from carlacrow :
"The-flurt" sounds like The Green-Eyed-Monster now -- I'd hook you up with my brother, gotta admit he's cute, but he's married :( Anyway, LOVE your writing. And tell the celoso to stop stalking-out your diary -- would hate to lose a highlight of my boring life :)
from raven72d :
You have that icy-sardonic attitude that I've always loved.
from never-cared :
i think i'm in love.
from superchiken :
hello person tha is really kool.. i htink the way you write about you rlife rocks.. mine sux big ass hole and isnt very interesting.. soo as usual.. i ead other peoples diarys.. and seeing if anyone write like me and nobody does.. so that is alli wanted to say .. soo... have a good one..
from patw-21 :
oh no we shouldn't have sat together, now you're all sick. I'm sorry, remember that old guy that we thought was a girl we were teasing the other day? me neither, but it would have been fun...
from patw-21 :
okay well today can we sit together and make fun of people as they pass by? I'd really like to do that. People, mech :-P
from patw-21 :
i never say anything nice, and why would i want to come sit beside you, that'd be a waste of energy. yeah i clicked the banner, so what? whatchyah gonna do bout it.. :p
from zerom3ph :
congradulations. you have inspired me to go to church. (i'll hand the priest a vicodin before i start talking metaphysics to him though.)
from saftey-pin :
beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
from castigada :
Gracias for filling out my survey! Your respuestas were very good. Estoy de acuerdo about George Clooney.
from carianne :
your layout is adorable...and I love the whole, "If you can't say anything nice come sit by me thing" It's my entire life! Love it!
from meximick :
Hey! Thanks for peeping, yo. I dig your layout too! Rock on.
from liar4hire :
Thanks for joining my liarsclub diaryring. I have read and really enjoy your diary! Welcome!

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