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haha, you are not a gold member anymore. and you don't have um a template. or something. Anyways, at least here is an entry. You didn't die, at least we hope not. Glad there were no broken bones, but it wouldn't be the first time there were small breaks that had been ignored. And good luck with the peeing thing. I never did get one of them to come up positive, though I bought a couple. Sheets. mmm. Mine are very clean now. Nothing happens in my sheets. hugs.

from awittykitty :

Hope you get the desired results from both tests, JJ. Peeing on sticks is indeed a difficult task....especially when your footsie hurts.

from kungfukitten :

You've gotten me TWICE with your funny banners so I thought I'd stop by and say "hi" and say don't leave diaryland! Get a new user name but don't leave. I love d-land, Andrew and all my homies here. ;)

from chaosdaily :

Go JJ!! Go JJ!! Go JJ!!

from awittykitty :

we wuv you too, JJ!

from might-could :

-"a woman whos virtue is beyond price" -"well, it's way beyond a small swarthy man with pizza" I heart you.

from fastblog :

hey dude... I was reading through your entries and saw that survey. I say "dude" and "like" all the time too, though a little less so now than I did before. anyways, thanks for linking me and for your kind words. I'm not going to answer any questions about my location or anything like that until after the fast in order to preserve anonymity, but I will tell you that I am female :)

from awittykitty :

One thing in your survey really hit home. I think my life would have been different with more supportive parents. They never encouraged me to strive for anything...love, a career. But we're both still awesome, dude! :-) (I do way too much California-speak and I'm in NY)

from awittykitty :

Its so nice to hear nice words about men, because do you know how rare they are? I get discouraged sometimes. I know there are some good ones out there. Thanks for showing me that there is. I'm happy for you, jj! YAY!

from chaosdaily :

http://sushipurple.diaryland.com/index.html she is selling.. are/ *you buying?

from awittykitty :

You are just getting famous all over the place with your writing Ms JJ! Soon you'll be thanking the Academy for Best Original Screenplay! Congrats on being Quoted. It is cool.

from plopphizz :

Congrats, you have been Quoted: http://quoted.diaryland.com/isuck.html. Thanks for the great writing. -- Ploppy.

from awittykitty :

I once had a homeless man tell me I was beautiful when I walked by. He then added my mother was probably a looker too. He might have gotten some change if he hadn't added the second part. Heh!

from coldandgray :

COOL! Or of course post whatever you want. Lemme know if you need help or would rather just email it to me: [email protected]

from wherwhenwhy :

when I lived at home I found a shop that printed t-shirts for a fiver, I wanted one saying "I think I am dying", but that would have freaked my Dad out to much so I never had the guts. T-shirts are lethal things.

from sallydallydo :

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{BIG HUGS}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

from awittykitty :

I know all about imaginary sex. It something I'm very family with. My imaginary boyfriend is named Lars. Oh wait, all your imaginary things are real. Heh. Mine aren't. Never mind. :-)

from might-could :

Hola. I meant to tell you...I couldn�t go to blogger--that was from home so maybe my mac there isn�t registered... *and* I had signed up for the notify list but I�ve never been notified--I rely on OWL turning red on the DL buddies page. So, hi and that business stuff.

from bedawang :

i know i know. i give a fuck too & i have no idea why. that's the problem though. the fucking blessing & the curse. one of the only things that reminds me i'm alive sometimes. fuck. i wanna hang out with you again, sister. let's make it happen.

from dangerspouse :

You're right! Probably too much green beer. Damn Irish servers! Now my St. Patty's Day is all blown to O'shit.

from badbadzoot :

um, I tried to click your linky to your blogger page and it said that I was FORBIDDEN! dun dun duuuuunnnnn..... what's up with that girly? much love xxxxooooo

from coldandgray :

You may already know this, but your comment thing on your other site seems to be busted.

from wench77 :

I'd like to think that too. He's just not nice to you. Demanding and abusive. Too bad. cheers!

from betchy :

JJ, why you gone to Blogger? i thought you would be the last person to ever get drawn over there......i tried it for a while. didnt like it much. and dont worry about the kid. i dont think theres anyone whose parents are seperated that hasnt tried to sabotage their mum or dads relationships to start with. you should ask Cliff what i was like with Roger. what a bitch!!! he will come around eventually. so have you totally left D-land then? is it because i'm not here much anymore? i know its upsetting, but i get on when i can. and i do love you!!!

from wench77 :

sorry the kid is acting out. I'm real glad that artsyguy's kids like me a lot. hug me. wave me down on the street. make me little notes with drawings of the doggies. I think the kid will come around. You are one pretty fun adult. yeah. Next time buy two cadbury eggs... one for him and one for you. yay for bribery!

from dangerspouse :

D'OH!! Blogger? *sigh* Another one bites the dust....

from dangerspouse :

Yeah, wifey wears a helmet when she races, but only because they absolutely make her. It's stupid though, since her skull is harder than that safety measure. And you wouldn't believe how long it took to find one to fit over that fat, belligerent head of hers!

from jwinokur :

Sorry it took so long to get back to you. Yes, I still have the HTs. Email me your mailing address and I'll sign some of the cool HT photos and send them to you so you can frame them and masturbate to them forever and ever. Or, I guess you could hang them up at a nearby old folks home. OR BOTH. My email address is easy to find at justinwinokur.com. (I don't post it here due to the endless spam bots that cruise Diaryland looking for addresses.)

from bindyree :

By the way... I'm so glad we're friends. Happy New Year! ♥

from bindyree :

and put an = between the word Content and the "X. Whoopsie.:-P

from bindyree :

don't worry about it. Also i have that piece of code you need. lessthan meta HTTP-EQUIV="REFRESH" content "X; url=http://www.newdomainnamegoeshere.com/index.html" greaterthan. The X is the number of seconds you want them to dwell on the existing page before being redirected.

from divacowgirl :

Hugs JJ! I've not been seranaded in years.

from breezip :

JJ - I'm havin' a New Year's bash - you should come!! how can I send you the invite? I need an email address! email me: [email protected] okay?? :) --Bree

from zappafloozie :

Awww, Mama, you didn't eff up anything. Actually, you made my notes page all the lovlier. That was awesome.

from eggsaucted :

1) Yep...even he admits it doesn't make much sense. But it continues to be a problem. 2) thanks for the suggestions. One bottle down, one to go. Pinapple tastes great when marinated in wine. Ok...pineapple tastes good anyway, but I'm liking it wine, oh and don't ask.

from gothique :

PS - I love your drawings. They're cute. :o)

from sameallover :

you're right... I'm shallow, A trophy hunter... But my love for you is unfailing and endless. I know that don't change much. But it's the truth.

from jimmysworld :

yeah. I've been updating for a while now. Has you leg dried off?

from greenteacup :

Thank you very much for your note. You're welcome, the weekenders diaryring is very sweet. Thank you for making it. Have a lovely day xx

from wisdamn :

Well hey, thank you for providing a random survey of randomnosity. I couldn't have taken it without you.

from jimmysworld :

What new in your town? Remeber when you had like 69 entries? I don't

from lifeortheatr :

p.p.s. thank you for adding me. now, as is the custom, i shall add you.

from lifeortheatr :

personally, i think having a point is highly overrated. also, your diary rocks the casbah. may allah and chaucee bless you with many hits. p.s. i actually have been writing alot offline, but i think now is a good time to return to the internets and post the backlog ... i might ask our mutual friend for a re-review, i'll be going for the perfect 0% this time.

from sameallover :

hey... So she left me...My phone died. all the numbers I had are lost. I have a new phone but no way to get in touch with you. Please call.

from reese219 :

Ha! Love it! You did a great description! I'm sure I can probably catch a video somewhere on the web. Thanks you rock!

from jademercy7 :

i miss you dearie. just saying hi.

from reese219 :

I don't know which night wife swap is on. It might be tonight or thursday nights. I hope I didn't miss it. This is going to be good.Hehehe

from nana9 :

i don't mind if you geek on my notes. it makes me giddy.

from smedindy :

Just a turn of phrase. Sounded like the ex-husband of a friend from Ohio. That's all!

from theswordsman :

Thanks. I've collected lots of images of fencing women (this one was new), but about half of them are from French postcards, which means the women are topless. They're artistic, but I've got a lot of new readers and I'm not sure how well they'd be received. Take care. john

from betteblue :

Could you please tell me what happened to SquirrelX? A day does not go by that I don't miss her words, many thanks!

from badbadzoot :

thanks for filling out my survey! I feel like I'm inside your brain now.... not really. I dunno. I'm talkin out my butt. And did it hurt getting a wart burned off? (shudders)

from badbadzoot :

heh heh! You may add Zoot, as long as you give us a spanking! A SPANKING A SPANKING! Oooh, that was dirty! sorry. um, thanks for the congrats! I'll be making a survey too, soon, maybe, I'll get around to it in the future.....;-P

from toiletrees :

YO! It's me, the bazillionth Freaktard spinoff!

from might-could :

Hiya. I dunno if you still read me but I'm locked again for same reasons as ever. It's another month of it for me and the word is: ornot Be well!

from theswordsman :

Hi. Thanks for the offer, but believe it or not, I actually hand pick each image for the day. sometimes they tie in with what I'm gong to write about. Thanks again. Have a great day. John

from zappafloozie :

Did you get my e-mail, Mama?

from onewetleg :

i am mad, quite mad. i can't imagine being sane. it must be horribly boring. :) cheers!

from mami-sari :

ok, dunno about John, I think you are mad, but I love you for it!!!! The only pictures I ve found are of the dollies already undressed, loved them!!! Sarita has a marvelous collection of them, she doesnt allow anyone near them! Will mail you tomorow :)

from mami-sari :

hey... :) wasnt well, and then, like magic, they have finally given me a date for the operation I so much was waiting for, it ll be in december...so been a bit busy dealing with that, gonna bring my mum to London :) would love if you d like to go ahead with the offer of making changes in the diary!!! let me know what you need, you can mail me, not sure if my personal mai, shows here, I m a bit slow with the PC! Hope you are well, will come read tomorow and update mine!!!xxxx

from mami-sari :

hey :) you know the *Please Waste*? It isnt gramatically wrong, it's actually them being honest,as one has to waste so much money around there!!! LOL I dream about taking Sarita to Disney....and I dont want to go to the Euro one...that, to me, isnt Disneyland...Disneyland is America, so in America will be...Not sure if we can make it to Cali but I ll sure make the effort to get to Orlando (a bit cheaper for us:) xxxx

from mami-sari :

Hey JJ....thanks for the notes!!! I wanted to write to you last night but was too tired, had a friend from Boston staying over (who ll be reading you too from now on!) You have this very fresh way,bold and straight forward that made me grip into what you wrote and wanting to read more.... Thanks for giving me inspiration and making me smile, which to me is the most important thing in life, to be able to smile and enjoy agaisnt the many things that go wrong sometimes... :)

from heelandlass :

Veronica is a great name for a bike. Mine is called Mabel and I have lots of bruises all over my body because of her and her big bad pedals. I'll get used to the amount of space I need to leave her eventually, I'm sure!! How's your puffy eye?

from ohswim :

JJ -- I've been away. Now I'm back. I've missed dland and you. I return to find many changes in your life but what else would I expect. The ever changing JJ. I'm trying to catch up on old entries (Like what happened to tman, who is eggman, etc). While I'm catching up I just wanted to let you know that I'm sending you my love across the miles. dr.d.

from heelandlass :

Always a pleasure my lovely JJ. Rooting for you as always xxx

from secret-sacy :

Um, pardon my brain damage, but I'm not sure. I think it said "I grow weary of clever banners" (?) Or something. It was good, anyway ;) You're very welcome, btw.

from secret-sacy :

Your banner was great, and so is your diary. As for Mr. Egg, well, he swore at you in public! Big no-no. Big diss. I want to slap him for being so rude and psychotic. Be so glad he's gone. Get angry, not sad. Please be like Ivana (somewhat) - don't get mad, get everything. You're really nice and interesting, and he's just .... shit. And he doesn't even have you anymore, which makes him that much more of a loser. p.s. You rock. Ciao.

from goingloopy :

The template that is there now...I made. The one that was there was pretty basic...just blue with a picture, but I didn't like it that much. I was just bored with the old one. See, templates are like clothes...you look at them, and they may still look good, but you want something NEW and SPARKLY or something. I'm such a dork. Sigh. Oh, and #4 concerns the football team of my college alma mater, that everyone in this STATE obsesses about, because there are no professional teams here. People get all annoying about it. I just want them to go away so I can visit my friends in the college town without interference from 80,000 screaming fans drinking too much beer. :)

from betchy :

hey you, just got your note, i will e mail you on Wednesday when i'm back at work (i'm signed off because of my nipple), i updated so you can find out all about that. anyway talk to you soon, *mwah*

from beelucky :

Thanks for your note and your kind words. They made me smile :)

from reese219 :

Thanks for the note. I love you tooooooo! Yes, I'll try to keep the girl away from the Pall Malls for a week or so. Ha! Thanks for the note.I don't know what happened to my comments. They did jazz hands to me earlier today then they went POOF! I don't know, I think they go visiting someone else's site sometimes.

from clipchick :

Thanks a lot for your thoughts, jj. They are very much appreciated. It made me feel better!

from asiwas :

Haha, thanks, it was hilarious. I'm glad they didn't forget me, cause I'd completely forgotten them. I hope you get yours soon.

from manic-vent :

Hi there dear! Well, I dont know really where to start with the wrap up of a whole year. Its not been the best one for me, thats for sure. But I am here. I have a lot of catch up to do on your diary so I should go do that. Glad to hear from you! oxoxox

from whiskeredleg :

Tricked you, ay? And who you callin' wench?

from whiskeredleg :

I'm not worthy :). I stole your survey, in that one split second when your attention was diverted. And I'd do it again.

from reese219 :

what are "diaryland templates"? Is there a webpage that i can look at? Yeah if I could just browse some templates that are all user friendly that would be great. I just picked this one up off of some site that I can't remember.Ha! "Jazz hands"! Ha! you crack me up girl!

from divacowgirl :

Thanks for the cleavage comment. Actually I should be thanking Victoria's Secret, lol.

from clipchick :

yw for the linkage, and tY for all of the great advice! You rock, JJ!

from reese219 :

Hmmm. Thanks for telling me about the template scramble. What exactly is scrambled so I can try and fix it? It looks fine to me.Boxx said it looks scrambled to her too but I don't know where???

from clipchick :

You're right-Alex is the evil incarnate when it comes to dreams! The problem with those kind of dreams is that they leave you so damn tired...sigh...

from beelucky :

I know! I'm totally going to get the guestbook thingy (that's the technical term right?) as soon as I get off my lazy butt and change my sucky template. Kinda kill two birds with one stone, y'know! Oh yeah, we will be donating the mattress...thanks for helping me see the light!

from clipchick :

Glad to hear you're not going anywhere! Sounds s'marvoulous to me :D Love that ring-I'm hoping it may have the same properties for me that worked for you! Thanks for being my diaryland buddy! (please remove the cheesiness factor from that sentance and add it the sincerity that's meant from it. Thank you.)

from thayer-p :

your wish is granted

from divacowgirl :

Thanks for the info on photobucket, I'll give it a look.

from clipchick :

Gracias! He IS pretty cute for a bald guy, eh? I think it's the dimples :D {{{squeeze}}}

from zappafloozie :

Awww! Thanks for your note, that was very sweet. And, you officially care more than my own blood relatives! Now, if THAT doesn't warrant a violin solo, I don't know what does! Kisses, Zap.

from thayer-p :

glad you like the flix! If you find any street art in your area, send it to me and I'll put it up.

from clipchick :

You most definately are wonderful! I am so very html inept. I am deeply indebted to you for your calming words. Many thanks!

from beelucky :

A weight test? Egad! That's something I would definitely steer clear of. Might as well put a cigarette out in my eye...it would likely hurt less!

from ladyvaduva :

I know I really shouldn't be afraid.. mmmm ramen noodles.. that's really a comforting thought.. I love those bloody things! lol! Im a creature of comfort like everybody else... living here is what I know.. and I just really don't want to make that decision and be stoopid about it ... like just leave.. cuz I'll never be able to come back.. I just have to keep holding out and venting in d-land for a little while longer lol! I hope ne way

from ohswim :

Looks like you found you the perfect job, my friend. I'll have to check your auctions. love dr.d.

from heelandlass :

Hello lovliest one of all. I have a wee techy question to ask you, you know how some people can find out if they've been googled and can see how much activity there's been on their diary and what not? How can I find all of that out without having a gold account? Do you know the answer to that? I will be blown over with a feather if you don't. Hope you're doing okay sweets. Am thinking of you xxx

from coldfiltered :

And Bong-o was it's Name-o!

from dooki :

Hey Mrs. Rude Panties! I know how to make a link, thank you. I copied and pasted this from another blog, and assumed the HTML would carry over. Chew my leg off, damn! I'm sorry you wasted your lunch hour looking up an incorrect link...I'll correct it.

from might-could :

Interesting that you noticed we talk about produce!! I think that�s pretty cool, actually : )

from might-could :

Definitely let us know when you remember the name cuz'n I don't think I've ever seen "zucchini" lookin' squash! I've been eating a cookpot full of yellow squash and tomatoes this week.

from hissandtell :

Big humble (albeit belated) smooches of gratitude for reading me, too, darling. Thank you; I love your diary. Love, R xxx

from cubjam11 :

I use photofiltre. It's free, and hella-easy and fun to learn! Here is a link: http://www.photofiltre.com/ -- Is it art? I like to think so. When you create magic with your hands -- that is art; be it with one click, or a thousand. Sorry it's been so long. This has been one hell of a year so far. Blah! ;-) xoxox - JamiePoo

from wench77 :

Boys stink, even over the internet etherwaves? Dang, I'm glad I have the "scents and smells" function disabled on my mac!! :D Sorry you're havin a bad time with the boy. Actually thought you might appreciate looking at ones not in your life. :) And I have no idea who brendan fraiser is, or that movie... was it a movie?? I am so dorky. They just turned up in a google search of "jockstrap". I was hoping for a good pic of a girl wearing one, but no go.

from heelandlass :

Everything okay now then sweets? Hope so. Rootin' for you as always xxx

from zappafloozie :

I love your pictures. Love them! They're so awesome! More, please, more! I think your life sounds so beautiful... I feel you on the panic attack thing. When I first started getting them, it was all dramatic and woe! Oh, the woe! but by my mid-twenties, it was more like oh CRAP, not again...will you PLEASE give me a fucking break...so annoying and sometimes scary but you can't do anything about it. Well...nothing legal, anyway. As far as I know. Anyway, just dropping off some love...take care!

from ohswim :

JJ....Looks and sounds delicious. love dr.d.

from bedawang :

YES! who can resist a cheap movie, free popcorn, beer, & a hot bitch with a wet leg to share it all with? i'm there. just tell me when and where to find you.

from heelandlass :

Hey JJ - is your instant message thing [email protected]? or [email protected] or something else completely? I LOVE the recipe. I am going to make it this weekend. I love this sound of it. Especially the very exact and specific 'shitload of basil'. that's my kind of amount of anything! xxx

from eggsaucted :

My baby's not a baby anymore...**sniff, sniff**

from ohswim :

Ah, suspense. The meat and potatoes of writing. The search for pants will continue for a couple more days, I'm afraid....although the rentals weren't bad. love dr.d.

from poetichealth :

i luv your pics! u have a lot of talent, miss!

from poetichealth :

ooh - thanks! i'll change it . . . i knew it was something about whiskers, but couldn't figure it out, lol . . . so we do have a mascot! lol, rosie (spirit-chick) and i made up a mascot - sute, the dog, and we're called the diaryland lamps. would u like to be a member of the cheersquad? :D http://dlandlamps.diaryland.com

from ohswim :

WHAT!!?? You didn't get my invitation email? I thought you just didn't like cruises.....hehehehe....It was my first real cruise (i'm not counting the three-day Disney Big Red Boat fiasco). It really was much better than I thought it was going to be. I promise I'll write all about it soon. love dr.d.

from sameallover :

Guess Who??

from hissandtell :

Hi - I seem to see your name everywhere on my buddies' profiles so I thought I needed to come for a visit - how wonderfully you write! I'm chuckling over your care package from Oz, because I still can't believe you actually enjoyed the Vegemite. I thought only Australian girls and boys with cast iron stomachs from being raised on it could possibly find it enjoyable. I shall be sure to drop by often so I can keep up with you (and to check if you've had any after-effects from the evil black yeasty salty spread). Love, R xxx

from zappafloozie :

Hey mama! I finally had to lock my shit up, so if you're still into checking it out sometimes, e-mail me at [email protected] for a password! Cool! Peace!

from jademercy7 :

You're so lovely. And I'm making it one day at a time.

from heelandlass :

sweets - this is the 2nd day in a row that your diary is just a blank purpley screen. Why are you messing with me huh? Need it. NEED it.

from wench77 :

WAHHHH!!!! Your diary is just a blank blue box!! I thought diaryland was broken but other diaries work. WAAAAHHH !!!! Fix your diary, I wanna read it! whine whine whine! Hope you're doing dandy! Hi to Tman! cheers, me.

from onewetleg :

i can see the entry just fine. i wonder what's wrong with it? i did change a very small thing maybe if i change it back...

from rosewind :

something's wrong with your diary. no words, no pics, nothing but a blue background.

from wherwhenwhy :

sorry. love

from acaldwell :

your entry today is a blank blue screen!

from tokcocktok :

Aww, I love you. Yeah, I got my website now, so you need to read it religiously from now on. I did have fun on my trip too. Keep in touch <3

from plopphizz :

heh heh, I said "butt plus", which sounds like a brand name for the plugs. Oddly enough, my first thought was they were analogous to "hair plugs" but I think I now know what they are. -- P.P.

from tokcocktok :

Hey, you probably don't remember me, but it's Michael. We stopped talking when AIM was a bitch for you and you switched to Yahoo. I'm probably going to San Francisco in summer, and so maybe that's a reason we should try and chat up each other online? Let me know : )

from plopphizz :

That's odd, what type of computer (operating system) and what browser are you using? Was there any error message that popped up after you submitted your entries? -- P.P.

from zappafloozie :

Oh, oh and thank YOU for having such entertaining surveys which entertain me. Yay!

from zappafloozie :

I'm totally with you, my fellow closet Phish-liker.

from candoor :

Happy Valentine's Day to my favorite wet leg :)

from ohswim :

Thanks. I'm sure you are right about my dreams being nothing to worry about. Just disturbing. Of course, now I'll probably find myself beatting some poor woman to death tonight. :) love dr.d.

from ohswim :

I'm sorry to hear about Tommy, dear. Hope things work out ok for him. It must really suck being late for a job that requires you to take a boat to work. Not like you can just slip in unnoticed, I guess....Well, anyway it sounds like a nice refund check headed your way. love dr. d.

from warwalker :

Of course I wrote back! You just increased my California readership 100% and that's a big market you know. Um, actually, that's not even close to the reason. One, I agree that us baiters need to stick together and keep at it - your incidents of harm prevented make it all worthwhile by themselves - and two, I am just happy to think that something I wrote entertained somebody else, especially after the shit I've been through this week. Thanks again, ww

from betchy :

i cant leave you comments again! aaarrgh! anyway, the cat with cone looked like my little Rebel who ran away! seriously though, why were you googling cats ass? i get the weirdest googles from my site meter. and you think "why were they googling that?" like "fat pom" why would anyone want to google that? are you proud that my last two notify list emails have worked? i tested them myself, and i am doing it all for you JJ! love you, bye x

from warwalker :

Hi, it's 4:20 a.m. and I just got in from spending some time with a friend who is not at all well. Not a good night for having fun. Anyway, I just happened to check my email and as a result received your kind comment re: http://warwalker.diaryland.com (Me and Mrs. Jones) and (here my usually careful prose eludes me) "that made me feel good". Thanks! There is something really cool about knowing that something (especially something so admittedly twisted) that came out of your head entertained someone...hopefully for the full hour you planned! Keep tuning in, the action is just heating up at the Ralph Methuselah Home for the Spectacularly Aged. warwalker

from ohswim :

Wow, just like McGyver. Did you then go about the rest of the day making bombs out of chewing gum and such? I've missed you. I think I let my priorities get screwed up and spent too much time on patient care and the like, thereby deligating Dland to a lower position on the priority scale. This was obviously wrong and I will attempt to correct this misalignment of loyalties. love ya, dr.d.

from betchy :

i believe my client attacked me for one of several reasons. 1) she is an insane psycho freak. 2) she had taken far too many drugs and when she was asked "are you alright" she clearly heard "we are from a mad devils cult and are going to sacrifice you now" 3) she just wanted to. anyway i am recovering. the cut on my chin has scabbed over and thebruises are fading. i am glad that you found three things that you like about yourself i was worrying all weekend that you wouldnt and would feel sad. and thanks for the note you left me. no-one can be told that they are brilliant enough! love you x

from heelandlass :

i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you xxxx

from rosewind :

I was just wondering if you'd mind sharing with me how you get your diary to cycle through several pictures instead of being stuck with only one background. Thanks :) ~*~ N ~*~

from wench77 :

where are you? you cannot be the popular kid at school if you don't come to school! Where ARE you? (whine whine... I'm the whiny kid in the corner at school)... actually I was wondering if you know where SquirrelX went. 29 days. hmmm. hugs!

from candoor :

except when you are not happy or challenged by life or something, I really enjoy laughing with you... I hope tomorrow is suprisingly amusing for you (and fulfilling too :)

from ohell :

1) your total entries are a 747 2) it's Jan 5th. Where's the newest one?

from candoor :

happy new year :)

from wench77 :

Happy New Year OWL! Well, I don't see how I can be anyway close to being as eloquent and meaningful as you in your wishes to me, but what the hey... Have an effin great year! hugs! (hi to tman!)

from might-could :

I figured it was referencing some crap I came up with on an earlier day (I tend to go multi-postal). I�ve a notoriously bad memory : )

from wench77 :

Yo girl, whereya been at?? Missin you online! cheers, wenchie.

from meanpony :

Hey. Yeah, you can put me back on your buddy list. That'd be cool.

from n-9 :

I haven't wanted to use that laptop since I got it back. Cooties, you know.

from zappafloozie :

Aw shucks! You are too kind! Hope you have some good holidays in SF...I'll be thinking of you jealously. :)

from batterypower :

Thanks for letting my sister join it! ^_^

from wench77 :

welcome home! :)

from antinormalcy :

mmm, provolone tasting cottage cheese sounds kinda good. lol, I don't know what city that is, probably one of the warmer ones like san francisco or miami, I don't know. I'm just hoping for snow.

from satellitebob :

HOLY CRAP! a straw is a damned goood idea. I am not the best problem solver. thanks.

from heelandlass :

You look like you're having so much fun! the photos really made me smile and you've definitely lost weight. You look really happy. What holidays are all about. Yahoooo!

from omnipre5ence :

In the park two months ago, I let my dog loose on his leash to run around. I was reading a book when I felt something warm and wet on my arm -- I looked over, and needless to say, I was covered in piss. Even if you username isn't in reference to THAT kind of problem, I still felt the need to share my story. :)

from dooki :

That wasn't lame! I'd like to meet my other father!

from ohswim :

Montreal! Sounds like a cool trip. Or maybe a cold trip. I think all you Californians should get someplace cold during the Christmas season....I guess the question on the weight thing is "Do YOU feel better?" I know I do when I'm able to get the weight down. And, that is really all that matters. Screw what others think and say and do, If you feel better, its all good....Hope you have a great time in the Great White North. Better brush up on your French....love Dr. D.

from heelandlass :

I absolutely love the idea of Thanksgiving. I wish we celebrated it here. Why do you eat the same food on thanksgiving as you do at christmas though? And also - what the hell are yams? i've been meaning to find that out for years. still haven't seen a persimmon, I don't think you get them over here. At least you know where to come if you don't conquer your persimmon fear! xxx

from wherwhenwhy :

You can come live in the attic if you want. It is big enough for another flat up there, and it is all mine. lots of love

from requiel :

Woman! You crack me up with the phobia thing. I love it!

from treesssa :

Hey! Thanks for the note and the add. I will go check you out in a little while.

from ohswim :

Staying locked for now. So I don't have to worry about what I say and who is reading. Maybe I should start an dr.d-unlocked diary...sort of like and unplugged album. love ya, dr..d.

from zappafloozie :

Er um...I'd love to divulge the name but you are such a lovely girl with such an awesome diary and you live in the best city ever and I'd hate for your opinion of me to, like, totally bottom out! Hee?

from ohswim :

Hey. Just now catching up on some dland reading. Sorry I missed the death of the Persimmon phobia. Of course, I noticed you rubbed off your hand after touching one. Maybe the phobia isn't quite dead yet, ya think? Love dr.d.

from divacowgirl :

We tried that with the last boyfriend, didn't work. This boy is just plain creepy.

from heelandlass :

Ah, thanks for clearing things up for me! I thought I'd lost all grip on space and time. i am thankfully all caught up now. I think you probably do need a bit of time on your own - if the idea is in your head, then it means you need it. That's how I make decisions sometimes, if the seed hasn't been planted in the first place. Ah well. Good luck with that lassie. xxx

from incredipete :

Thanks for doing my survey. Indeed I was quite bored at work today. I'm putting in my last two weeks there (put my notice in on Monday) so there isn't much to do. I locked my diary for a few days when I got a bunch of death threats about an entry, but I unlocked it after a week or so, so if you have time, come on back by. I promise to either make you laugh, or piss you off so much you want to kill me.

from heelandlass :

the photo of you by the lake that is! well, all of them are beautiful, but Scotland is not the same colour as your store, say. Or your leg on the bed. Ahem.

from heelandlass :

JJ, I am so behind on everybody's diary - who's this Stuart guy and have you written about him before? What kind of accent does he have? And are you leaving t-man? I can't believe I don't know these things. Aaargh. The photo of you is still beautiful - it's exactly the same colour as the whole of Scotland at the moment. Sigh. xxx

from ohswim :

Nicely done. Maybe Leather coat stealer will pass the word not to fuck with your store..as he shivers a little from the cool evening breeze..."Believe me guys", he'll say "That Ninja bitch, she come from no where. One minute she not dare, den man she got me. Took my best coat too. Don't be messin wid her" (I took the liberty of adding a little accent. love dr.d.

from cosmicsloths :

get ahead. conquer your fears. its alright. the evening. the allvryday feeling. The license that makes it all possible. everything is possible. everything is possible. remember this. no wait, on second thought don't. it's more exciting this way.

from irashnlfears :

hey, im good thanks, and yourself? thankyou for letting me join the fuctemplate ring. I would really appreciate any tips on changing my layout, even though im an IT student i have no i idea what the hell im doing when it comes to html. A barge breaker is just someone who broke a barge.i dont know how they did but jacob told me that shane told him that jane called shane and some of the others to come and help them pull the barge along the canal because they had broken it by having sex on it. Again thanks for letting me join the fuctemplate ring. SachaJade

from heelandlass :

Yes, they're the most rubbish dreams of all. However, getting up and going to work usually makes sleep seem like a waste of time. Or am i just the grumpiest person on diaryland at the moment? yes. I think it's that....

from bbgrljj :

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii sexy wexy laaaaaaaaaady!!!!!!

from ohswim :

Pandemic is one of my favorite words. Its an epidemic on steroids. World-wide. The answer to you question is no. I don't think we will ever again see the death toll the past pandemics caused. They had no antibiotics and didn't know what was going on. The World Health Asssoc. will keep the death toll down. But, by modern standards, it will still be bad. Deadly bad. Mostly in poor countries but here too. I'm reminded of a line from Jurassic Park....."Nature will find a way".... No matter how much we learn, Nature still has the upper hand. But, on a happy note, I have a store of the best medications for all my dland friends...:)

from betchy :

thanks for the congratz! why havent you been updating much of late? i really miss you and now i am crying.

from dragonfly-1 :

I LOVE the pictures! Keep them coming! Now I can visualise the store and you! I'll send your prezzie today. That's the same email addy I had before and tried to send you something a couple of days ago but it kept coming back to me. I'LL TRY AGAIN! Love df

from gumphood :

I think you will replace you.

from dragonfly-1 :

I tried to send you an email "surprise", but I got a note saying that your email addy I had doesn't exit. Can you drop me a note w/your proper address?

from dragonfly-1 :

You did your good deed for the day. I hope you don't get a persimmon sent to you. Why did I do to give you the impression I'm mad?

from ohswim :

OH, NO! Not persimmons! Already? Well, you survived them last year so you just have to be vigulant. You should be especially careful around refrigerators. They tend to "nest" on top. Luckily for me, we have strict laws and restrictions on Persimmons here. Maybe you should come stay until the Persimmons season is over. Of course, we do have attic leaches but, again, watchfulness is the key. love dr.d.

from wench77 :

haha! I knew that! NOT!! I thought you had already mentioned the smoke you got from the store so I was thinking "a bowl of spinach??" hehe. :D I am a dork. A dork's dork.

from dragonfly-1 :

You're doing exactly what you're supposed to do when you're on vacation. RELAXING! Who cares what you smell like :)

from filthy-rich :

New password: dogshitfor/thefilthyrich

from ohswim :

Hey sweet-one. Happy vacation. Hope all goes well and you don't have one of those nasty earthquakes and fall into the sea or something. Maybe you should join the crowds up by Mt.St. Helens. A great vacation destination. "Watch the mountain explode, feel the heat, breath the ash". Just remember to keep at least one person between you and the mountain....as a sheild. Love ya, dr.d.

from eggsaucted :

Why thank you! Who woulda thunk that Kevin and I would make such a cute kid. Ok, so you've never seen kevin and I, but take my word for it. Anywho, thanks for the compliments.

from betchy :

thanks for the well wishes i am ok, just a bit fed up. will be ok tomorrow! did you get my e mail last week?

from betchy :

thanks for the well wishes i am ok, just a bit fed up. will be ok tomorrow! did you get my e mail last week?

from dragonfly-1 :

I can't access Dr. D's password. Can you ask him if he'll give me the password? My email addy is on my homepage thingy

from dragonfly-1 :

I MISS YOU!!! I've been in a rut, not to mention I've had a virus on my computer. I like your picture. YOu look great. Are you turning into a witch on me? Love DF

from wench77 :

yeah, well my stepmom tried to say it is me and not dad when I said it was normal we couldn't spend 10 days 24/7 together, by saying that SHE spends 3 weeks at her daughters. Well, her daughter stopped living at home when she started seeing my Dad. Moved at the age of 14 or so to her best friend's house. So yeah I guess it depends. Maybe for you I am only Chocolate Cake with cream filling and to my Dad I am Chocolate Cake with sand. I thought I was chocolate cake with extra sprinkles on top to ob, but she wrote me here on Diaryland that I was Chocolate Cake with razor blades but she faked it. I doubt that highly, cuz we got along great and she was always happy to extend my visits. Sigh. Right now I need a back massage... I went to have a treat at the coffeeshop and draw my comic but it turns out they close early today for Thanksgiving. hah. Off to try another place now. Thanks for the sweet supportive notes. :) I read all your entries too, unless I miss one by mistake. Though I wish I didn't know what peanut squares really are... it has ruined my chocolate peanut butter fantasy! LOL! hugs, me, wenchie

from byebyekitty :

Thanks for the note and the sweet comment on my template! I'm sure I'll take many of your surveys in the future and thanks for being a such an awesome diaryland chickadee!

from wtf-reviews :

Hello, this is Ev'Yan from Winterfresh Reviews. I'm very sad to say that we are no longer excepting any requests & our review site is now officially closed. I'm not sure if we'll ever be back -- it just depends on if we can get our lives back in order. Things here have been super crazy, with school starting & us both trying to sort out things that have been happening over that last couple months. But, I DO want to say thank you for your request & for considering us...we have really appreciated all the love. I want to apologize for putting you on hold. We should have been more punctual with everything. Maybe someday soon, we'll get back on track. But for now, we're done. Thanks again though for understanding...when you get a chance, go to our website to get our information if you'd still like to know what will happen to us afterward...♥Ev'Yan xxx

from requiel :

Thanks for the birthday note! You are such a sweetie!

from antinormalcy :

I don't know, I'm guessing one of those big cities like new york, new orleans, las vegas, or even somewhere in cali. I think I might find out though.

from goingloopy :

yeah, it's amazing what i can get done at work...*snicker* thanks for leaving me notes...i love knowing that someone besides my friends that i shamelessly whine to reads my entries. :) i'm sorry your week has been drama-yucky. i'm sending "having a happy weekend" vibes your way, girlie!

from supermom3604 :

Whoa. You have a Kate Spade COLLECTION? *drool* That is my favorite designer EVER. When you linked the new collection I almost cried with joy. Then I went to Nieman Marcus and touched them all. *sigh* When I hit it rich, it's Kate Spade bags for everyone. And I hate LV. My grandma always carried one, so to me, they're old lady.

from ladyvaduva :

yess'm.. I attempted to make my own template.. I basically used a template from static designs.. and warped it.. but still gave him credit because half that shit I couldn't do by myself lol.. and I'm damn excited! it turned out better then I ever dreamied! thanks for the offer of help, and all ur kind words again! and I am moving out soon.. not soon enuff but soon.. I must make it happen! cheers with beers!

from ladyvaduva :

from n-9 :

the city in the template is Toronto =)

from goingloopy :

One of my other projects this weekend was going to be either "learn HTML code" or "whine really hard to my brother the web desinger & see if I can convince him to make me a template." I'm not absorbing much at the moment, and I don't think I can convincingly whine about anything other than how miserable I am...so right now, we have BLUE. Hehehe.

from filthy-rich :

Eh, probably, yeah. You're one of my best customers.

from ohswim :

Wow. I'm just glad you didn't actually catch his ass. You probably would have ended up in jail and he would have got to keep the coat. (It's a screwed up world). I know how you feel. Some people just seem to get under your skin and make you different than you are to everyone else. I know you don't want to hear preaching but please remember that he's a worthless piece of shit and YOU ARE NOT. He's not worth going after. Next time call the cops. That's what they get the big money for and they also get to wear those cool bullet-proof vest things. (see I went and preached anyway, sorry).. love dr.d.

from ladyvaduva :

hey at least ur venting and not actually beating that worthless-piece-of-shit-jacket-stealing-man to a pulp.. path of least resistence and zen and all that wonderful stuff!!! if I worked with you, I'd have totally backed you up man! cheers

from divacowgirl :

You're awesome. Thanks for the support. I've moved to a new home.

from mom-on-roof :

I finally got a chance to look at your diary some, and will be back to peruse at will, so if you get a lot of hits from Baltimore (I live in Pittsburgh, but I route through Baltimore, I don't get it either), that's me. I do like your "voice", you are a real writer too, dahhhling, don't you forget it!

from yakkety-yak :

well, thankety-thanks for the add, oh wonderfully-wonderful one!

from zappafloozie :

Yeah...he was all sexy too, in his blue hospital gown. Woo!

from abittergirl :

Well, thanks. Last night I had a dream that Wilbur left a little egg sac and I had tiny Wilbur's running around my bathroom! Ack! Seriously, though, if he WERE a she, wouldn't it have done the whole offspring thing by now? I'm seriously considering sucking him up with the vaccum now, but I'd feel so guilty if I did. The blood will be on your hands! Ha ha ha. Spider condemner!

from filthy-rich :

I know, another diary...it's Freaktard, fuck birthday-, the password is topgun/speedracer, I know it's annoying.

from gumphood :

Did I ever get you that review?

from heelandlass :

I did not know that about you finding me & Betchy on the same day! And I got your photo - thanks for sending me it, that looked like one drunken session! I couldn't swallow my coffee properly - I've emailed you back xxx

from girlinshadow :

Thank you so much for the compliment! I'm extremely flattered. I also wanted to let you know, I fully intend to set up a rings page...I just haven't had time yet. You know how it goes...life is hectic, you have responsibilities and all you want to do is find a pretty template, go through all the possible diary rings and write diary entries. Unfortunately, there's a boss or a family member banging on the door going: "Where's that project you promised to finish?!" :-) -g.i.s.

from heelandlass :

It's a lovely photo JJ, I wish it popped up more. It looks really crisp and autumnal, my favourite season. You look really blissed out too, no wonder it's your favourite. Sometimes the quick snaps are the best photos - they capture the moment perfectly because you're not fiddling about with a tripod and saying 'right, stay there, okay and smiiiile'! I would be pleased with that one. xxx

from eggsaucted :

Let me sleep on it. Which means literally I am going to bed before I fall asleep at my computer and figuratively I'll decide sometime before I die. Have a good night. Thanks for all the compliments on my kid. I think she's adorable, but that's my job, so it's always nice to have other people agree with me. Today's pictures came out really awesome. Nighty night! Egg

from eggsaucted :

Gracias! Diaryland's not really a chore, my computer and my job are just a bitch right now, add that to being a single mom of a 14 month old and I have to shove something out of the way. But thanks. I love writing in my diary, but I just don't have the energy. hugs egg (I've considered changing the picture in my template. I might. hey maybe while I'm at it, I'll make all my links, open in separate windows....=)) Night Night!

from re-ravel :

I have missed you too.

from wench77 :

Didja see the tip of the nib?? It was yesterday's (thursday the 9th)... it says at the bottom of the page. But I used what you said about you and softball... :) Have a nice weekend! I'm off til sunday night... well, might peek before i leave in the morning! tah!

from ohell :

ok I'm not getting it, I tried to email you re: one of your older entries, and it says removeonewetleg. I don't want to remove you, I want to email you.

from heelandlass :

Hello lovely favourite one. I really love that photo of you sitting by the side of the lake. Please tell me all about it. Thank you. Lassie frae the Heelands xxx

from juddhole :

Hey baby. Thanks for the drunken b-day wishes and the kick-ass drunken review. You rock like a granite boulder.

from pattymelt :

so totally not a problem. get out there and solicit some reviews!

from supermom3604 :

Ha ha ha, you crack me the hell up. Thanks for filling out my survey. Great joke, by the way.

from ohell :

you're great - thanks for that. I'm trying to email you something also but I have to figure it out first.

from zappafloozie :

Amen, sister. I'm not sure, but I think...I THINK...the whole advertising thing may very well be worse over here. I wish I could telepathically beam you an ad for Ocean Finance! Damn scientific limitations! K

from ediblmercury :

random hello :)

from betchy :

jj i am back! i missed you so much! and i return to find a big beautiful pic of your face to look at! wonderful! how the devil are you?

from wench77 :

Yo! what's up with your email? Is it a paulaputer problem or elsewhere?? Hmm, ufo's over montreal huh. must be them Raeliens. Freaks.

from eggsaucted :

Hey I don't have photoshop but I do have the big ass picture problem and I have two solutions. One is I have a yahoo photo account and I upload the pics to Yahoo and then download them again and voila I have little pics. The other is I put my photos at photobucket and use html tags in my entries. Photobucket is all kinds of free and they give you the tags to use while they host the images. Hope this helps. Nighty Night.

from ratherbored :

hahah, thanks for the advice. after i left a note at iced-milk i was like "oh fuck, i dont want some random ass person who for all i know could be like a 600 pound armenian telling me i suck." as for the syphillis, well it's kind of too late. just kidding. maybe. or maybe not. either way i'm baking cookies, so bye.

from wench77 :

Hey, you're up LATE!! I'm off to bed now. Just uploading Sat comic. :D

from jademercy7 :

I'm alive!

from iceweasel :

Thank you! I'm still tinkering, but these days mostly find I'm too busy to increase my HTML learning, and settle instead for cruising Diaryland and listening to punkrawk. I don't think I'm done yet, but I'm glad somebody (besides me) likes the current state of things. Now if only I could make the left table sit at the top, instead of centering... *sigh* Any suggestions?

from zappafloozie :

"Lomo" is Russian for camera that does weird shuttery things, thereby making talentless hacks think they are supremo photographers: www.lomohomes.com/steelygrape

from zappafloozie :

"Lomo" is Russian for camera that does weird shuttery things, thereby making talentless hacks think they are supremo photographers: www.lomohomes.com/steelygrape

from requiel :

Hey darlin', thanks for the note. I know you are so right! Thanks for wading through all my entries, you are LOVED!!

from bbgrljj :

No I didnt even mention what I did. Its way worse then just cheating. Its how it happend, what happend, when it happend and with who. Its disgusting.

from ohswim :

Yo, ho. Yo, ho. A pirates life for me.....Shiver me timbers, matey. ARRRGGG. love dr.d.

from ladyvaduva :

I loved the last note u left me.. u just officially made my day! :-) thanks a bundle deary!

from wench77 :

hey there! What's up? no entry for two day! I miss you! Hope you and tman are fine. hugs.

from eggsaucted :

Funny story as background to picture 1 actually. I took out into the flowers, set her down with visions of picture 3 and picture 4 in my head, I turned around to backoff enough to take the pictures and when I turned around to take them, she had vanished. I yelled, her highness and heard her vaguely peep back at me so I went to find her and she had fallen exactly where I had set her. Upon discovering this I took the picture, much to her displeasure. She then sat up since I was of no help and picture 2 was born. I did end up helping her to her feet, but then desserted her again to take pictures 3 & 4. Glad you liked them. hugs egg

from clown-review :

yer review is done

from bedawang :

what do you mean we'll never see each other? are you fucking kidding me? when did you turn into such a melodramatic fatalistic ho? maybe it's not worth me coming back to san fran then, if i won't ever even get to see you. fucking selfish bitch.

from bbgrljj :

I wanna see a dancing hamster...Im not gonna put it on there but i still want it

from bbgrljj :

crap on my foot and call me cinderella...oh well..I like it!

from bbgrljj :

P.S. I AM WOMAN SEE ME CODE!!

from bbgrljj :

I know!! i even got a song! and I have a butterfly for a curser! im sooo proud! oooooh! and I got this thingy to scroll!

from zappafloozie :

Awww, thank you honey! Nobody who doesn't already know and love me (and thereby forgive my incessant self-indulgent whining) ever reads my diary, so I am all flattered! I'll have to check out your surveys...they are SUCH a great way to avoid working! Tra la!

from blinkrevu :

Condoms? What is it, 1959? Let's put it like this. Josh doesn't need restrictions. What's the fun for me if I shield myself? Come on.

from blinkrevu :

Let me tell it like it is (this is Josh btw), see, I hate Meredith. Can't stand her. But she gives me what I want, and I give her what she wants, and I'm VERY good at what I do. She knows it, I know it, you know it. I'm gonna call her right now, and we're going to fuck like rabbits, so excuse me.

from blinkrevu :

dating whatshisname? no, not at all. i just fuck him sometimes. though he refuses to admit it. such a little bitch he is.

from supermom3604 :

Thanks for adding me as a favorite. I'm glad you enjoy it! Now I'm off to take your survey.

from heelandlass :

Well, it shouldn't ruin a friendship but money seems to every time. Isn't it pathetic? I can't believe yours was lost over $15 that's unbelievable. I've learned a lesson - no more lending money to people. Or borrowing for that matter. xxx

from betchy :

thanks for taking the interview jj you sexy thang!!! i manage to carry so much crap around in my bag, because i am incredibly strong. i actually have the strength of 10 men and a bull elephant. that is a lie, i actually need all that stuff on a day to day basis. apart from the note from fenton. but when i took it out a couple of weeks ago, he became most offended so i had to put it back in. anyhoo, i will have to go, or i may get kidnapped by bees. au revoir my pretty, love ya x

from blinkrevu :

you must be really masochistic. tell all your friends. mwah. --meredith

from coldfiltered :

Just wanted to tell you that I took your survey BEFORE i read the note about not taking the survey! hahaHAha.e.

from dooki :

What if, and I'm only proposing things here, but what if you loved me for ME? I mean, I love you for you! But I could work FOR you here, jj. I could get private pictures just for YOU and you can masturbate all day long to them and thank ME for giving you such tidings! Are you jealous? hahahahah. Don't hate the player!

from chaosdaily :

no, i wasnt disappointed, i guess my general mood today just came through on the survey. i cant wait for my son to GROW UP.

from betchy :

i just took your survey! go and have a look! i am singing the words as i write them!

from ohswim :

Thanks, dear one, I'm glad to be back. I missed you too. I'm sitting here trying to come up with a reason I was gone and it's nothing. Nothing earth shattering or anything. Just got away from it. I'm back now. Hope to stay with it. love dr.d.

from betchy :

how bizarre i dont know who that was then. i dont think anyone else has got my number thats not in this country. weird. you will have to call sometime, or text me if you can. when you going to post your interview?

from birthday- :

I hope so. I write in laugh.diary-x pretty normally. I have way too many journals.

from birthday- :

topgun/speedracer

from birthday- :

ITS FREAKTARD.

from betchy :

did you try and phone me on saturday, about 6pm my time, so it would have been about 10am your time. i wouldnt have thought you did because of everything that has happend, but i had my hairdryer on, and when i turned it off i had 2 missed calls from an international number, and the only person i could think of that would have phoned me from abroad is you!!!

from betchy :

hey gorgeous, sorry to hear about tommys mum, i only got back to work today, so only just read about it. i hope you are ok, i am thinking about you and tommy (really i am). and for your listening and viewing pleasure here are your five questions. 1. what is the strangest thing that has ever happened to you? 2. what makes you happiest in the whole world? 3. what is guarenteed to make you piss your pants laughing, without fail? 4. when did you last have sex and was it good? 5. would you rather be a spaceship or a submarine? give reasons. ok thats it, enjoy!!! (and once again i hope you're ok, my thoughts are with you) x

from ohswim :

JJ. Sorry to hear about T-man's mom. I hope 97% of the planet's population is right and there is a better place after this life and that she is there now. love dr.d.

from wench77 :

I already put one up just right now! :)

from xlxclownxlx :

jeez, it ttakes forever to load yer note page. usually when i get notes, there some chick harrassing me. hehe take care.

from wench77 :

LOL!!

from blinkrevu :

Well good, you had fun. You should tell some other people about our review site. Later.

from peachick :

oh yeah isn't it a headche!!! anyway her older page is fixed so i think the rest should be ok except for the links among her entries.

from peachick :

hi jj, can you fix bbgrljj's diary? cuz i helped her fix her older page (it's done now) but i found out all the names of her entries (that is, the "xxx.html" thing) are the same. thats why everytime i click "previous" when i go to her diary i'd see the entry dated on 3rd July, because all of her entries are something like "0xxx_78.html" (i dun remember probably its something like that) please go and fix it for her, thanks a bunch!

from bbgrljj :

Hey cutie booty! I just read your diary, I can practically smell your feel now...ok im sorry i gotta end it so soon but gotta go...bye lover!!

from wench77 :

Ah, I guess you're right. But if I was standing right there, and they said "can I buy this book from you?" and I said "oh I don't sell those, really, they are just filler", and then the person in plain sight, after having pointed out that they have it in their hands and discussed it, walked out and I didn't say "hey, don't take that", I think it would be safe to assume that 1) I didn't mind it leaving my house and 2) I didn't want any $ for it. Believe me, people do that all the time when they come to my place... say "oh I like that, I'll pay you for it" and I let them leave with it. I don't consider them stealing. Now if I said "no, that is NOT for sale", and they shoved it in their bookbag while I wasn't looking to sneak it out of my house... well, that is another thing. You see what I mean?

from might-could :

I�ll be 33 on 25 October. You look so young!!! Go you!

from blinkrevu :

your review's up. --meredith

from clown-review :

Hey. Were a new review site looking for some people to review. Your review will be really speedy. Thanks!

from blinkrevu :

Hey it's Josh. 2 things before we review you. One, you know it's a one guy, one girl operation, so do you want a guy (me) or girl (Meredith) to review you? Also keep in mind that we're often pissed and love to ream people so be prepared if it happens. *Josh

from betchy :

but then i end up with a wet flat non? as opposed to onewetleg? onewetflat? thank you for sorting out my site meter girly. i have taken the bull by its horns and requested a load of reviews. i dont care if they are bad. and i may well unlock myself soon too. i have been a bit boring lately havent i?

from onestparade :

I don't know your email address, do I? I would if I knew... Love ACW

from onestparade :

What's the deal, Jj? I wrote my farewell entry and you don't even bother to leave a note? I'm confused, I thought you liked me. Love, ACW.

from might-could :

Well...you can call yourself lazy but I don�t think so! I never gave out my age that I know of...I�m 32. I *do* live w/ my aging parents on a farm that I moved away from at age 15-23/4? It�s a very sick life on the outside but people who meet my parents think they�re the greatest. They *can* be as long as they�re not my parents!

from betchy :

i LOVE the blue. it is gorgey porgey. and i will always need you, you know what i am like for cocking up!! i get lary and think "yeah i've got this shit down" and then my entry ends up all over one side of the screen. so stand by, because we all know i will get cocky now i have done a little bit of html. i will think i can do it all. thank you for all your help though, i couldnt have done any of it without you, i would still be stuck with a plain d-land template. love you jj x

from bbgrljj :

aaaaaw he appologized...it looked too good to be true tho...he was all...like....i dunno it didnt seem real cause it was too good...but im glad u said all that! GO JJ!!!!!!!!! im proud of u! i would have put my little brass knuckles on and smewshied him...but if ur happy with hikm then so am i

from exit43 :

Ok, I'm ready to be more mature about all of this. I didn't give you that good of a review because I didn't find myself interested in it. I kind of said some rude things that I wish I could take back. And because I said those rude things I believed I was a bad reviewer and should remove myself shamefully from the review world. But when you emailed me and I realized what a fool I was, I decided I should probably come back and just do better reviews. I'm really sorry I didn't like this diary so much, I did give it a chance.. and I didn't see the link to my site which I apologize for. I was so immature today and it really REALLY embarrasses me, so I deserved to have my review mocked, thank you very much for doing so :) - Again, I'm terribly sorry and don't know how to make up for the embarrassment. I didn't like being rude but I know now that I should do reviews when I'm in a better mood. - Thank you for understanding me. - We can still be friends if you would like. :) Jason

from eggsaucted :

So the reviewcity guy posted an entry saying he's quitting. He obviously can't hack it. Being a reviewer means standing by your reviews and not being chickenshit. I got some lovely emails about a review I posted a week ago. But you know what I feel that my review was right on, so do my partners in reviewing crime. I'm certainly not quitting because I gave someone a bad review and they decided to get pissy at me. Hugs! Egg P.S. Even if I agreed about the opening in a new window thing, I still loved your diary and read every single day.

from exit43 :

This is Jason from Review City. Ok, I know I'm new to the reviewing thing, but guess what? At least I tried. So don't be such a poor sport ok? I try to be fair and look where it gets me. I think you've convinced me that I need to quit my review site. If it's not going to be appreciated then why bother..

from iceweasel :

thank you! it wasn't even the ' that was the problem, it was the whole thing - host' - that shouldn't have been there... what was i thinking? and i tried removing the "table border=0" etc, but the effect is to loose the table entirely, or at least to rotate it, and i like the left/right effect, i just can't seem to figure out the centered-ness (top to bottom) of the links. either way, it's much farther along than i expected to get, and i coudn't have done it without your help! thank you again!

from betchy :

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!! you are the bestest, sexiest, greatest leg end that ever lived. ye ha!!!! (i have thanked you in my diary and linked you aswell, dont worry) i really love it babes. and i love you. *mwah*

from eggsaucted :

well other than the links which open in different windows...fuckyoureviews is full of crap.

from betchy :

thank you for doing that for me my darling!!! i put my cast list on!!!! and a new translations page!!!! are you proud of me??? one thing though, is there anything we can do to add a bit more colour to it??? i will leave it with you, because i trust whatever you do you sexy beast. and i read your review from my-reviews, and oh my god!!!! glowing is not the word!! well done you xxx

from fuckyouviews :

You've been judged.

from betchy :

i tried to put my cast list in myself, and it came out next to my archives link instead of underneath!!! html makes no sense!!! i dont understaaaaaaaaaaaand!!!!

from betchy :

thanks for sorting my template out. i think a new font would be a good idea. just use whatever font you think looks best, i leave my page in your capable hands. do what you like to it. rape it!!! the cast list is called "the stars of the show" its in the archives under 8th june i believe. thanks for the note about fent and vicky. i think i have sorted it now, but i honestly cant tell fent how i feel. i wish i could describe how hard it would be. its just impossible. you werent too harsh honey, i appreciate the note. love you too jj x

from reviewcity :

Ok, you know that I'm going to do my best to give a quality review. I try to balance quality with getting them done in reasonable time, but if I don't give that good of a review, just let me know. I'm going to put my best effort into it so don't worry about that. Thanks once again. _Jason

from reviewcity :

Thank you for your request. You will be put on the pending list, and I'm trying to get reviews done as quickly as I know how. :)

from factoidsam :

Thanks mate. Sometimes I'm afraid I'll grow old alone and live in a fantasy world like her. But then again, if some strange 19-year-old will think the world of me for five minutes every Monday, maybe it's worth it. Most grandparents don't even get that.

from betchy :

i am sorry you had such a bad day, and i dont mean to be horrid but i LAUGHED MY ARSE OFF at that entry!!!! "I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO "HE" IS!!!" could well be the funniest thing i have read in recent weeks. i do love you jj x

from wench77 :

What happened to b0b0?

from onestparade :

Thank you very much. That one was my favorite too. It's cute. My mom almost named me Benjamin Louis Wilkie. Love, ACW.

from betchy :

fair play, you slated your reviewer!!!! i'm still nervous about requesting reviews after what happened with easyreviews. i didnt think it would upset me. but it did!!! i think i would do better in reviews if i had more extras, i have a 101 things, and a cast list but have no idea how to put them on as extras. if only i were a html queen like you (hint hint). love you xxx

from betchy :

congrats on the pay rise, you sexy bitch, you!!!

from meanpony :

Heh, I can do that. I'm terrible at remembering things, but I'll try to remember to send out Notify List thingys for you. Or at least I'll try to try.

from tandm4224eva :

ok...u think im an "attention seeking child"...u dont know me so...ya i was having a bad day...and i took ur stupid survey...so u dont have to sit there and get all pissed about it...now u have a nice freaking life BYE

from bbgrljj :

no not like that..im too damn "curvy" to be a super model or anything im just becoming a model and im having fun...yay!

from betchy :

i have the texas aggies thing because i clicked on it by accident, and it showed how to put it on your page, and you know how scared i am of html, so i tried it to see if i could, and it worked, so i just left it there!! "fit" means someone is really good looking, and "sound" refers to someones personality. e.g "she ain't that fit, but she's sound as fuck!" do you like the streets then? i didnt know they had brought anything out in the usa, have you heard "dry your eyes"? i've got both their albums, the streets rock!!!

from eggsaucted :

Ag! June 11 and April 7. The entries that refuse to be archived are back. Why are they doing this to me?

from eggsaucted :

Can we all do the UncleBob is back happy dance? Your entry scared me I knew he hadn't posted in a while but I was unaware of the conspiracy theories and I can't stand to lose good ol uncle bob.

from onestparade :

Time. It's about time. I should proofread these things.

from onestparade :

Yes, it's about you wrote me a damn note. It's okay that it took you so long. It was a great party and without that coke on my sleeve, I imagine it just wouldn't have been the same. Something would've been different like Mollie and I wouldn't have become such friends or something. Why don't you just stack books ontop of the chair and sit on those? Silly idea? Love, ACW.

from heelandlass :

Fortunately, I caught this message before the hen night and had a harvey wallbanger in your name. We said a toast to you and then everyone went 'who the hell is jj?. Hen nights rule the good nights out universe. We make a BIG deal of them. You should definitely find one and go at it hammer and tongs!

from eggsaucted :

Ok never mind. Upon completion of this months archiving they seem to have gone back from whence they came. I'll let you know if it happens again, they seem to have a mind of their own.

from eggsaucted :

speaking of html, of which I used to be very good at, I'm having an archive problem and I don't really think it's html related, but I thought you might still know the answer. As you know I religiously archive my entries once a month, anywho I have three stray entries which are archived but they still keep appearing in recent entries. I've unarchived them and rearchived them like 100 times and they refuse to be archived, two are from april one is from june. I actually had a reviewer (be it a 14 year old twit) tell me that my archive was confusing because of this. It actually annoys me as well, but I can't seem to fix it. I'd appreciate any thoughts you have. thanks!

from starzero :

i absolutely disagree. not only is the movie very funny (albeit in a blacker than black sort of way) it also clearly paints a picture more depressing than 99% of what people renting movies are going to be experiencing. i'm not saying it's kiddy fare, but it certainly deserves its place in the comedy section. and i mean c'mon, doesn't anyone read the back of a movie box? it's not like it's claiming to be a happy movie, just comedy rather than drama. it is satire.

from realminto :

Thanks for the review. Your comments were right I think. I know I don't update as often as I could/ should, and I'll try to do so more often. My public demands it!

from coldfiltered :

I was in to whips and things, she was in to chains.

from pattymelt :

thanks for the notes! hope you made it thru your day. gotta hate the drunks with all those summer teeth. i guess we will have to move all my links and shit to the side cause if you add my rings AND a link to my 101 things, they would all go way too far across the top and look shitty and we can't have that! i actually have work to do today but i want to think up a new survey for dooki to take. totally random. cause that's how she is. i think we need to start our own commune. what doyou think?

from betchy :

hey girl, have i told you lately that i love you? i wish i lived next door to you and we could get drunk and hang out!!! leave me a note, you havent left me one for ages!!!

from peachick :

Too bad i ain't 25 yet, a review from over25revue seems lovely..

from chicksreview :

We've linked it!

from wench77 :

blew your mind huh! hey, thanks for doing my sexaddict survey... see, I was so fascinated I read it instead of going to bed. hehe Jeesh, thankyou for reading the questions and answering intelligently... you wouldn't believe the bad answers (ie don't answer the questions) i get. And yeah, I think that water and the library are actually not failing answers, but triple A plus answers, cuz you are right, they are both risky yet free, wonderful and nonfattening, thrilling and available to all. yeah. very cool.... as for the "using porn to avoid"... I have had way too many people do that. ie suddenly the internet porn is REAL engaging, or the video suddenly goes on with the remote as soon as you bring up that problem you have with what they said last night. ack. anyways, thanks. I'm gonna go to sleep now. bye.

from wench77 :

I had them pair off in twos, since they were supposed to be drawing a person turning into the animal on the card they had. They were supposed to be across from their partner to see what features stood out, so that the half animal/half person was identifiable AS that person becoming, say, a lion. The book I read, all the people turn into zebras, and you can for instance, tell it is the mom, or the bus driver, cuz I kept things like their haircut, their clothes, etc. In threes, it is all wonky... cuz who will they draw? anyways, it worked out ok.

from wench77 :

from dooki :

The message is on there, you just have to scroll back 2 pages I think. No one erased it. You should take the time to find it because it's pretty funny. I got's ta stand up fo my bitches!

from viejas-roc :

Oh you're welcome and no it wasn't offensive. Well viejas means old ladies. I'm not old actually... I'm only 16. But I have my mom and certain friends telling me I'm really an old lady inside. But hey, I watch siblings all day. I figure watching children all days out of your life would make anybody old!

from plopphizz :

oh hehe, you were still entering captions, and you meant the cartoon was difficult to write a caption for -- me smart!! ;) -- P.P.

from plopphizz :

Ok, so are you saying I can set up a BERTS notify list? Also, I am not sure I understand your caption? What is the egg? Is that referring to the Bert character? -- P.P.

from onestparade :

Naw, I'm overreacting. Maybe I will check that out later though. Not now. Matt and Kate are fighting and Kate is looking for me for comfort. Oh boy, I'm not good at this. Why do I tell you this is notes? Love, ACW.

from onestparade :

Thanks Yeah. Jj, I am pissed. I was reading the note you wrote and I look up and there's an ad that read "Not Everyone has a sob story and even if they do, it's no excuse." So, I clicked thinking, "Holy cow, Jj bought me ads or something." cause you would be cool and crazy to do that. So, I look and it's some girl's diary who is using the same layout I have. Not only that but she is using the quote that came with the temp for her ad and it makes me look like I am copying her. I am very angry. Love, ACW.

from plopphizz :

Sending out a note to all who participating in BERTS before, I posted a new set this week. -- P.P.

from chicksreview :

Your review is posted :) It's subjective so don't take it serious.

from onestparade :

Hey. Don't be sorry. York is good but only for a week a two, three weeks is too much York. I missed you too. Love, ACW

from chicksreview :

please request a review from us, i know you love them!!! betchy x

from wench77 :

yeah it works. :) hey, go read the story at mudgirl.diaryland.com kinda fun.

from wench77 :

Oh, that's not a bunch of embarassment.... I tried several times typing wherwhenwhat or whatever it is, and got error things a bunch of times. I think maybe you can link directly to the survey... I thought that link went to her diaryland index page. mmm. well, I guess I cannot read. ceiling fan is what i read yeah. Back to grade one. Three letter words with one syllable! hehe. oops! yea i like to do surveys. more than reading them. I have a huge backlog of answered surveys i haven't read yet. damn.

from slutreviews :

your score has been altered due to follow up.

from betchy :

my evenings are always exciting, you should know that!!!! except for last night, which was more boring than a paint drying contest, and nowhere near as colourful. i can pretend to be 25 if you like!!!!!! i keep getting told i look old so that might work. did i leave you a note saying that i thought your review at slutreviews was quite nice considering how mean they can be? or was that the one that i couldnt get to work? anyway, i thought your review at slut reviews was quite good. i read some of their other reviews and those girlies can be quite mean. and also i love you best. i may start my own review site. except i wont, because i dont have a computer at home, and i dont have the time, or the skill. i am really talking out of my arse today, my entry today was all bollocks aswell. ignore me. leave me a note later. love ya x

from wench77 :

g'night!

from dangerspouse :

HAH!!! M-F Tranny Hookers using "Vagi-Tight"! I suppose they're hoping it works for other orifices, since they probably don't market "Ass-tringent". I haven't laughed that hard in a while - thanks!

from pattymelt :

thanks for taking the new survey. i was very interested in what you had to say since i know you read alot of diaries. and yeah, i have had one diary that i found out was practically copying straight out of penthouse forum. it was supposed to be a sex diary. yeah, right. then i read the same exact story in a penthouse that was a couple of months old. it was a drag.

from dangerspouse :

Oh my god, "You can never have enough lube" is so...so... classy! Although not always true- when it becomes a 3" thick barrier, desires somehow wane I've found. I'm impressed - but not suprised - you kicked ass on the quiz! My kinda gal :) (And I'll refrain from commenting on the SlutReview review. I love ya more like a 96, baby!)

from wench77 :

oops something happened with my comic uploading yesterday. It's fixed now. tah!

from wench77 :

Oh my, you are so right. See, you know how to do it! I am good at negotiating for other people, but not for myself... I get all gummed up in should this and shouldnt that and emotions and worry about $ and all kinds of stuff. It really is silly cuz others actually ask me to negotiate FOR them, cuz I'm hardass. But I wish someone would do it when it is ME. You are so right yes.

from ohell :

what an awesome entry.

from meandering80 :

Well that's strange, the text is just next to the pic on my computer. Well, if it's still doing it leave me another note of comment or something and I'll see if I can fix it. Better yet, I'll just get the hubby to fix it, hehe. 20 pounds, that's great, I'm working on loosing weight myself, however I don't have a scale so I don't know if I have or not. Kind of doubt it anyway, I always gain weight when I try to loose it. I know how ya feel when it comes to money. In the same boat with ya :( Later!

from betchy :

isnt it just pathetic when you are fat, and someone thinks that they are insulting you by calling you fat? its like, "what so you think stating the obvious is going to hurt me? get a grip!!" well done on losing twenty pounds by the way, i'm not sure how much i have lost yet, but i think it must be getting on for a stone. ye ha!! yay us. i may even check out your new site because i love you THAT much. how many diaries have you got anyway? love beckz xxx

from heelandlass :

Thanks for your support re: my 3 month plan. You're really lovely to have around you know that? I will donate some cash as soon as I get paid again as it will make me feel better and you feel a bit (i know it's a long way to go) better also. Oh and Tony Blair did actually take time out to to go the US to tape the Simpsons. It was in the middle of something that was quite important here and he got slated in all the papers (like everybody does here) for doing that. I still think it was odd. He did an interview the other day on the radio with a really mainstream DJ who's most gripping question was 'what is your favourite cheese'. Our prime minister is just odd! Hope you're keeping your chin high girl. xxx

from bbgrljj :

this is why I love you!!!! You are the sweetest most wonderful person! wonderful wonderful wonderful!!! ANYONE THAT READS THIS!! SHE IS THE WORLDS MOST WONDERFUL PERSON!!!!! Donate money to her damn donation box thing...a majigger!!! or ill kill you!!!

from candora :

you still inspire a smile (and that's before I even read :)

from rhymanimal :

Yes, July 18th is my birthday. To answer your question re the adult butt wiping. most of them cant stand, we have to lift them onto a changing table and roll them over. It can get really messy.....others can stand, somewhat, and we do it that way. still others can sit on the toilet. thank G for small favors, yes??!! Have a good one.

from meandering80 :

Sounds like something I would like to have as long as my hubby will help me, which I'm pretty sure he will. My email address is [email protected]. Sorry to get back to ya so late! I'm kind of out of it this week. Later!

from betchy :

phew, i was really worried for a minute there!!! i wouldnt want to upset my fave leggy now, would i? ye ha!! had a good old chinwag with fent last night, and i really think he will be ok. leave me a good old note later for when i get to work tomorrow. speak soon, love ya xxx

from ohswim :

Love the alien chain letter. It's been a busy couple weeks and I'm just now catching up on D-land and all. Hope you are well. I'll read your older entries now. love dr. d.

from betchy :

i really hope i havent upset you!!! xxx

from ohell :

thanks you! word to your wet leg, kiss to yer head.

from satellitebob :

i need to do laundry also, my coworker told me I smell like meat. or maybe i need a shower. hmph. meat.

from betchy :

sorry babe, i didnt mean to freak you out, and sorry to hear about your ex. that must have been really tough. at the moment it is just a one off, just a hiccup, i'm going to do my best to try and keep him busy, because he said its when he has got time to kill he thinks about it. i just care about him so much, and really dont want to watch him go through it again. i jst want to be a good friend to him, and make him feel like he doesnt need it. i know if he wants to do it, he will do it, there is nothing i can do to stop it, the drug is far more powerful than i am. but hopefully if i get him to spend loads of time round mine, keep him busy and have a laugh, he wont want to do it. i hope. sorry again to freak you, you sound like you know a bit about this. i didnt mean to bring up any bad memories. sorry babe :-(

from wench77 :

i never go to your profile since i have this leave-a-note page bookmarked for you. But someone said you put a new photo so i looked. it is a nice photo and totally looks like you. i'm tired and hungry. oh why am i writing that here? Must be the tired. tah!

from betchy :

well, fenton used to be a heroin addict, and was in trouble with the police all the time. then he went to prison for 7 months and came out a reformed character. anyway, he relapsed last wednesday, and smoked a pipe of crack and a bag of heroin. he felt like shit, it made him ill, and when i said i was dissappointed i could see the pain on his face. i'm glad he told me, and he promised it wont happen again, but i'm so worried it will. i suppose i will just have to be here for him, and support him if he does go downhill. i just hope he doesnt. i really really hope he doesnt.

from wench77 :

thanks for doing my breakinup survey. A cancer yup. I liked this answer "Do you think that your belief in #8 has impacted whether you stay in relationships?...yes, it has made me stay in bad ones thinking 'i can make it work, i can be better' " that is totally me. jeesh. what is up with us! Is running away and changing your name a clean cut? I think so. Is your name really Susie??? oops! this is the second time this week someone has done half a survey. IT must be the weather. tah!

from betchy :

thats ok, it was fun taking them!!! did you have a good weekend,despite tman getting wasted? mine was a bit mad. read all about it, read all about it!!!! leave me some good old notage, i havent been getting many lately. and no-one new has listed me as a fave for over a week:-( never mind. as long as you still love me!!!! xxx

from funkydoodle :

I'm probably going nowhere, I'm just having a bad year or something. I'm sorry it sounds like your 4th wasn't too exciting. My first thought is to tell you to go easy on the tman, but then again I don't know if that's his normal behaviour. But still, I hope you two didn't fight.

from heelandlass :

Ah, you are a genius JJ. I didn't even think of that - I am now officially out of my huff, so I'll update later, using the new notepad method. Appreciate it! Love you much too x

from meandering80 :

cool, thanks. I did it. I don't mind the advice, as long as it works like that did. Later! :-)

from sicknick :

i locked it! honest! it's all screwed up...well, if it does work, you got the info :)

from meandering80 :

I don't have a clue why that note went through twice. Sorry bout that, it must be this stupid computer. Later!

from meandering80 :

Gonna have my husband help me with the look to my diary. I have some personal photos that I want to go through and make a colage out of to make as my background. Thanks for the offer but I want and need to learn how to do it cause he's not gonna be around forever ya know. We all have to die sometime and ya never know when it's your time. Don't know why I said that, it's kind of depressing. Yet I am a depressing person. I better go before I ruin everyone's mood. Later!

from meandering80 :

from betchy :

hey you, i'm back from outer space, i know you missed me. i just took the other 2 surveys that i hadnt done. i love surveys!!! i dont know why i didnt take them before!!! i think you must have been pretty pissed when you left me that last note, its not lik you to make so many typo's!!! me, i make them all the time, but not you!!! and just for the record, i love you too!!!! and that is always nice to hear. speak soon love the betcholata xxx

from peachick :

My obituary, of course it was a joke! LOL. I know my values and I'm happy about myself. Thanks for dropping by !

from eggsaucted :

hi back! you now have 100 people who list you as a favourite. Do I get a prize for being the 100th?

from dangerspouse :

Awwww, thanks for changing the title of your June 27th entry so that handicapped people like myself could finally figure out what was going on! I know I'm late butt: I hat the fact that you took my clever "Turn Down the Duck" shirt (get it? Duck? Down?...*sigh* I am pathetic) and corrupted it on your front page. Oh - and also that you need to trim down this notes page so people who can't afford cable modems *cough cough* can have it load up before falling asleep in their guava jelly. Just saying. Luv ya, baby!

from eggsaucted :

But But...well I'd rather add you as a favourite. Unless you don't want me to, in which case I will do it anyway and there is nothing you can do to stop me. =)

from eggsaucted :

Thanks for listing me as a fave! I'd edit my own profile and list you as a fave as well, since it would be so nice to have you on my buddy list and know when you update, but well I just don't have the energy to click the mouse that many times, maybe from work tomorrow.

from heelandlass :

Boo Hiss about the job and about Tman's mum. Am sending positive vibes across the waters to you. xxx

from peachick :

Hey:) I was thinking if you could do a design for me. Email me back please. [email protected] Thanks!

from betchy :

i like the new pic on your profile, it is much better than the other one. you're quite pretty arent you? unfortunately, you will never get to see what i look like, i do not have the facilities to post pictures on here. its probably for the best. i am not very gorgeous. never mind. and now i am off to do some of your surveys. bye!!!

from meandering80 :

Don't know if you noticed but I'm back online and have put in a few new entries. Last one as you can tell I found on one of your entries. Anyway, just dropping you a line to let ya know I'm back, if you care anyway. Later!

from wench77 :

http://www.radjournal.com/chernobyl/Ride%20Through%20Chernobyl/Introduction.htm

from ohswim :

"horsechild" loves horses and riding. Other choices were "godgirl" (she's the only one in the family who goes to church and reads the bible) and kent-read, kent-write (she goes to Kent State, from the old joke 'can't read, can't write, Kent State')....love dr.d.

from ohswim :

So sorry to hear about tman's mom. Some doctor info just because it's what I do -- with just the information you have, it may be "better" new (there is no good news in this). Lung cancer that has already gone to the brain at the time of diagnosis is often "oat-cell" or "small cell" cancer (two names for the same thing). If it is, it used to be the worst kind but now it's not. Why? Because it is very responsive to treatment. So, hope for "oat-cell/small cell"...and I will too. Ok enought doctor stuff.....Keep hope and give my best to Tman....dr.d.

from betchy :

i dont know if i would have the guts to try for more reviews, i didnt think that a bad one would upset me because nothing bothers me normally, but it did!!! how stupid is that. i know my diary is a bit dayloggish, but i always get notes asking whats happening with fent/boss etc, so i like to fill people in!! whats wrong with that? and i do write about my feelings. i feel that fenton is extremely gorgeous!!! see? and i love my template. i dont care if they didnt like it, its staying like that!!! o.k rant over, back to work!!! take care, lots of love xx

from betchy :

you are such a babe thank you for sorting that out for me, you will have to start charging me soon!!! i am actually from england, we are ever so posh here, we all talk like we've got plums in our mouth, and have tea and scones in the afternoon!!! bah, who am i kidding, you know i ain't posh!!!! thanks for still liking me even though i got a bad review, i hope everybody doesnt hate me after reading it!!! thanks again for sorting my layout out, and for adding my faves as links, you are a star!!!! loads of love xxx

from betchy :

gee whiz, did you read my easyreviews review? they hated me!!! i mean HATED!!! i didnt think i was that bad!!! they said i was original, but my diary was like a day log. well how can it be original then? that contradicts!!! and they slated the lush template you did for me!!! never mind, at least you gave me a nice review (except for i live in england, not scotland, but thats ok!!) but i dont think i am going to request another review. ever. i will e mail my password later ok, hugz xxx

from eggsaucted :

Just wanted to let you know that we posted your review at mommaviews. Sorry it took me so long, I'm a slacker. Not really, I just run out of time sometimes. I enjoyed reading your diary thanks for requesting the review.

from wench77 :

oh god. Now you remind me of why it is so good no one is interested in me, even to invite me to their birthday at the bar. Then not showing up is somehow rejection, whereas if we never were invited in the first place we wouldn't care. AAGH. I think i will remain single and "friendless" at least in the case of exciting new titillating friendships. Right now I am reading yours, and then Moodymelinda's entries and missing ob and crying. that is real stupid huh. oh well, i hope she comes under your window and shouts! And THEN you can decide what to do.

from ohell :

I was gonna leave you a note on the other option you have but I didn't understand all the fill in fields. Beautiful entry, about a girl or what did you call it?

from onestparade :

Haha, don't worry Jj. You'll know of what it is I decided to do instantly. Just don't stop reading. I won't forget you either. Love, ACW.

from onestparade :

Wow. That is VERY generous of you but... I can't accept. I don't wish to ask for help, that'd be too much of a bother. Don't worry, I haven't officially left and, who knows, I might change my mind and thing might just improve on their own. Eitherway, thanks for the offer. You're so kind. ACW.

from onestparade :

Well, actually, you are correct. Not only that but whenever I update, it adds several of the same entries. I would email you personally tellingyou that I have updated if I must, you are my most faithfully reader andI don't want to lose a reader like you. ACW.

from wench77 :

haha, for once I use my bookmarked "leaving a message for onewetleg" to actually leave a message for onewetleg! Thanks for the note. I am very excited about the doggy trailer cuz today I got wheels (the wrong size for the meantime but free) and so it is rolling and I got the plywood (and used the trailer to drag it home! yay!) and now I am working and stressing cuz it is the party of one of the two people who will come to my flamenco and I should really work but really go to his party but really work but really aaagh, you see what I mean! now i am reading your entry, but it is quite long so i thought i'd reply to your note. I am listening to The The.

from betchy :

i broke it!!!! everything is all on one side now, you get a crick in your neck trying to read!! i thought i was being clever but i was being crap!! i cant get it back in the middle!! please fix it for me! please mcplease from pleaseville xxx

from betchy :

i am proud that you're proud!!! i may even get really silly and try and list my fave diaries there aswell (that may be getting a bit too excited) do you know how i can put my cast list on there? it is the entry titled "the stars of the show" and i know you have shown me how to link diaries but i dont know how to link entries :-(

from onestparade :

Yeah. Oh, well, you see, my mom was on vacation for a while and she thinks they set it up that the pills were still there so it seemed like she forgot so that they could fire her cause she makes a lot of money. And we have to get rid of AOL for money reasons. And I will. And I am REALLY going to move to livejournal, I'll tell you when it happens. Love, ACW

from betchy :

i did it i did it i did it i did it!!!! are you proud of me???

from bbgrljj :

thou shalt not annoy people...or computers or they will blow up your eyeballs

from bbgrljj :

ok...well if i keep on pressing that button will it come in the middle of the night and chop my head off??

from bbgrljj :

this is wat i menat to give to you! oh...:P im cool huh??!! oooh yeaaaaaaaaaa! im mensa material! so JJ my name is JJ! how wa your day J?? this guy once said "JJ, no one could ever replace you with another JJ...caseu they just wouldnt be you JJ" and I said thank you I doubt anyone would replace me tho...he said "JJ...yr right" and I said JJ is always right and he said "JJ..shut up! your too full of myself" then I said you know you just said your shit? and he said"..JJ...shut up" and I said JJ will never do so and he turned around so the teacher wouldnt send us to the principal...the end

from bbgrljj :

lol!! ijust sent a letter to myself that i was trying to send to you...Im too blonde for my own good!

from bbgrljj :

it wont let me...it says I have to be a gold member??? or something...HEY!! my name is JJ!!

from bbgrljj :

lol! I dont get wat you said!!! soooooooooooooo im just gonna sit here and look cool...can you break the record with the word peener??

from bbgrljj :

let me refresh that! wat is a template?

from bbgrljj :

the reason I messed it up is cause I have nooooo dea wtf Im doing! :) tadaaaaaaaaaa! majic! i dunno! wat is that...thingy anyway??? i dont even know the name of it...i forgot...but wat is it??

from ohswim :

Hey, babe. I just updated after being unable to get on the update screen for days. I clicked to see what the entry looked like. It looked good and I thought of you and how much help you are to everyone. I just wanted to say thank you again. You made my page look good. Thanks. dr.d.

from betchy :

grrr, i cant do it, i am so hopeless, i just went to change template, and i put that little code in, then when i checked there was nothing there!!! i am so crap, please help me!!!!

from betchy :

glad you like the "pissed as a fart" bit, its actually a very english saying, dont you know!!!! ha ha.

from betchy :

oh. i didnt realise that. i will do that then, thanks. how thick am i?? ye ha!!!! did you have a good weekend? i was v. v. drunk all the way through. it was good though, ye ha!!! speak soon, laterz xxx

from wherwhenwhy :

this time it got stuck on the pinksocks-transparent thingy. Defenitly going to have to stab the liitle man now.

from wherwhenwhy :

Have you done something to your diaryrings, I can't seem to download your page because it gets stuck on the requesting diaryland/diaryrings bit. Or maybe the little man has started on you because you sorted satellitebobs one. Anyway I hope you had a good day and have a better one tomorrow. lots of love

from mommylap :

I don't know what part of your comment re: punk rock babies is more genius- the statement "we are all diy" or "once we start selling stuff we are sold out". It exactly the heart of what bothers me about that stuff. Because once it's sold at Target..dude, Target is the man. Also- in a recent Love & Rockets Maggie is trying to explain how you can still be punk even when punk is "over" when it's bad top 40- she says "it's in everything you do..the way you stir your coffee" and although her statement isn't even supposed to describe it adequately, it does in it's clumsiness. I was only rock and roll, not a true punk, but if rock and roll is about individuality and the extremes of individual and group rebellion, how can it be about industry? Anyway- I love you all day, every day jj.

from dooki :

I had to lock it, because naturally, my diary is in the history of our store computer and I don't want these fuckers reading it. Of course you may have the password. Just put in "dooki" as the username and then "withcorn" as the password. Get it? Dooki with corn? I'm so god damned funny.

from heelandlass :

Lovely JJ - I am going on my holidays tomorrow and will obviously not be on the 'puter for quite a while. Anyway - I wanted to say 'cheerio' to you and to let you know I'll have my fingers crossed for you and the new job. X (that's an impression of my fingers). Tell me all about it when I get back. Take Care xxx (that's kisses and fingers crossing for you!) Abi x

from wench77 :

oh yeah, btw I love blood simple. Great movie. hehe. I got my first girlfriend to watch it with me in 1989 and she said it was the worst waste of her time ever. oh dear. She hated the knife in the hand thing and thought it was uncalled for violence. I think that was perhaps my favorite scene! Got im! hehe. I still love Fargo the best just cuz it is so funny and so like Saskatchewan, but Blood Simple is great. tah!

from wench77 :

OOh OOH my hoodie! Oh i will be so proud to wear it! So exciting!!! It has a BOX! You should save some of them hundreds of bottles to turn in for the postage! LOL! I totally laughed to death (well, I'm reincarnated or rescusitated or something now so it's ok) reading your survey answers. Yeah, I wrote that survey with questions thinking JUST of YOU! hehe. Too funny. You do live pretty environmentally ok, eh, what with all the footsies hoofin and all! Egads, I use more in airplane fuel in a year than you do in furby batteries I'm sure. hehe. Just think of how them furbies could be all ADD on that many batteries! hehe. Well, thanks for filling it out, it was the funniest so far to read. :)

from wench77 :

Haha, that WAS for windwillow. It can happen cuz I bookmarked this "leaving a message" box for you, and use it to send notes to other people, by replacing your name with theirs. I guess I mustnt have waited for it to reload. Thanks for telling me. I guess you DONT have 9 cats! That was a giveaway!! It am totally zonked and it is nearly 4am and I have to do a bookcover drawing yet, so I'll read your survey later, tah!

from betchy :

hey, thanks for the advice, it means a lot to me that you think my diary is good. i think i may just jump in ans see what they say. like you said whats the worst that can happen?

from wench77 :

Hey there! Thanks for doing my footprints survey! I cannot believe what a lovely bunch of environmentally careful people I have on my reader list. And wow, 9 cats inside!! I will have to fill out this survey myself. I am guilty in some areas like travel by airplane, and spending $ on funky things when I have it. I am subscribing to a box of organic veggies per week starting June 30, for the first time this year... we'll see how it goes. The Amish usually have all organic stuff... I know that some of them sell to farms in the CSA organic box program. :) Glad you liked my survey! I think about this stuff alot.

from heelandlass :

You cheer me up good and proper you do. If you were the only person ever to read my diary I would be a happy lass. Anyway - I've joined your fucktemplate ring on your recommendation, and thank you for accepting me into it! I promise to put the sign thing up as soon as I have another spare minute. Hope whatever you're doing right now is lovely. Big Love xxx

from betchy :

hello, me again??? i know i keep asking you loads of stuff, so if i'm annoying you tell me!!! how do i get an image on my layout?? how do i put my cast list on as an extra???? and do you think i need to change anything about my diary before i get it reviewed? do you like the way i write? please let me know, lots of love xxxx

from dangerspouse :

See, I think the reason sweatpants didn't know you were dying inside is not because you're a badass with a hard shell. It's that NO man can correctly read women. My wife can walk in the door with one arm missing, a pitbull attached to her ass, a pink slip clutched in her remaining fist and all her hair burned off, and I'll still ask her "Did you have a good day, Honey?" Anyway, I'm glad you're getting along better with him now. I recall some of your earlier entries that were rather heartrending in the ammount of frustration you felt. Good luck getting the Asst. Mgr. position! :)

from betchy :

thankz for that honey, hope you are ok and glad you have a good time at work now, its horrible when you think you have no friends at work, i felt like that when i first started here, now they all love me!!! ye ha!!! and there is always your d-land mates, we love ya!!!! anyway, you are ok now, so i dont know why i am reassuring you, ignore me!!! xxx

from wench77 :

Oh dear, my intention was certainly not to make you cry!! Yes, those are very valid fears, but you are doing real good non?? ( I rather fear what would happen if I went on some huge depression sort of thingie and couldn't work... I might lose my house and dog and everything... I have no sick days and other job benefits, and the disability insurance I finally bought when I got the house only covers physical injuries I think, for like a year.) And really? You think the debunking sayings diary is a good idea? Cool. There are so many stupid ones that pick my ass. I hate to say but thedevlyn's rearview mirror being small with a big windshield is one of them. I have a lot to say about that one. All those stupid things people pop out in the most inappropriate situations, and that they put up on plaques in their offices. Sigh. hello!!! :) What did you think of the end of the latest comic story??

from antinormalcy :

how do you mix southern comfort, tomato juice, and fruitcake all in the same glass? wouldn't you get quesy? oops, I forget my friends used to take scraps from everybody's lunch, mix it together in a bowl with some/many kinds of liquid and make me eat it. good times, good times. I wouldn't doubt it's tastiness though.

from betchy :

aaaaaaaaaand just quickly, do you know any good review sites that wont totally slate me?? i know i'm pending on your site, but just wanted to try a few. if you know any let me know xxx

from betchy :

i did link you, its on one of my older entries though!!!! i promise i am not lying!!! i edited one of the older ones to test how to do it and it worked!!! thanks for saying i am a sexy girly, i am about 14 stone, i dont know how many pounds that is?? nearly 200 maybe?? my arse is the best though, it is SPECTACULARLY large!! ye ha!!! would you be able to do me a little favour?? i want to put a cast list on my layout, if i write it as a normal entry, would you be able to put it on as an extra for me?? i would be eternally grateful!!! i will try and write it today. thankz babe, speak lata, beckz xxx

from betchy :

i linked you, i linked you, how clever am i??? it looks like a real posh diary now it has pretty layout, AAAAND links. yay me, and yay you!!! did you have a good weekend??? me was v. drunk yesterday, and still quite drunk this morning!!! how fun!!!! speak lata babez, beckz xxx

from onestparade :

It was good. Oh, I don't have Yahoo messenger. I have AOL and that's it. You can still talk to me there if you ever wanted to... right? I don't know how these things work. Love, ACW

from plopphizz :

I know you you are now, you are a mommylap reader, and your reference is from the Simpson's I think. Although it stands alone also. Thanks for joining my launch of Berts :). P.P.

from ohswim :

You shouldn't sugar-coat. Tell us how you REALLY feel...:). I never really had any feelings about Ron either way. I suppose, in his world, that is probably worse than hating him. I just didn't care enough to even consider him. love dr.d.

from ohell :

that would be amazing thank you! What the hell do I do?

from gas-station :

annoying-ads, key-your-car. And I'm thinking of making more. i don't know why i like to bitch and complain so much. It's just fun, I guess.

from betchy :

one of those thank you's actually says "tank you" which means thank youx3. yes it does. what is fucktemplates??? i've got an e mail from them too, but you know me and stuff like that, we dont get on!!! what is it and what do they do??? thank you again, hugz, beckz xxx

from betchy :

thank you thank you thank you thank you tank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

from gas-station :

I might. I'm not sure how much this job is going to annoy me though. I actually have more bitchy diaries though. About annoyihng commercials and road rage. haha I'm a whiner.

from gas-station :

there's really no point in updating anymore because I no longer work there.

from betchy :

yay, i looked, i saw i loved, yay you!!!! i'll take it please, with a side order of salad!!! hey that poem on there is so cool where did you get it from?? as son as you e mail me i'll e mail you back (unless its after 4:30 u.k time, coz thats when i finish work) but otherwise, tomorrow morning it will be. yay, i'm excited, i'm gonna have a pretty layout!!!!

from betchy :

well shweetheart, my e mail address is long so get ready. ahem, [email protected], ok looking forward to hearing from you x

from betchy :

hey leggy, where you at girl??? i've sent you 2 e mails with my password on, did you get them??? come on girlfriend, i've already written a poem of appreciation, i need to air it, but i cant do that till i see what i'm grateful for!!!! only joking babe, but seriously, where you at??? you havent even updated for 2 days i'm a getting worried!!!!

from betchy :

grrrrr, i am trying really really hard to get into my diary and see what you have done, but for some stupid arse reason, i cant get into ANYONES diary. not eben my own!!! profiles, notes, buddy list, everything apaert from the good stuff!!! it is driving me barmy!!!! as soon as i get in i will let you know what i think!!! :-)

from ohswim :

I like the comic book idea. A panel with the evil hard drive, a panel with the "brave little toster", maybe I'll take up drawing and see if I can turn this into something creative. Thanks for reading. love

from wench77 :

Hey, I tried to read thedevlyn's diary... something about roman shades, birthday gifts and blankets in the window but it blinks off and on! The greenish background stays, but then the text disappears, and comes back. Slowly. then faster and faster til I can't even read a sentence before it blinks off again. AAAGH! Is it my browser? Is it a new xmastreelight feature?? Is it a new privacy thing for people who annoy him?? hehe. oh dear.

from wench77 :

don't people come into the shop if they are there for carnavale on the street in gads?? Opening by yourself?? that reminds me of your "the problem with being punctual is there is no one there to notice" hehe. I am dead tired. I dug up the garden tonight. I guess I'm not in such good shape hehe. Tomorrow I want to plant it. I sprayed my tomato leaves with some algae stuff. Now my front yard smells like the seashore. :) Maybe it will make them better or maybe it will kill them. Either way, I'll better know what to do. zzzz nite nite!

from thedevlyn :

RSG - I'm a level 5 Catapult, in donkey-world! I've got a magic molotov cocktail and everything!

from betchy :

ok then, tell me you e-mail address and i will give you my pass word and leave it in your capable hands!!!! i'm feeling brave!!!!

from onestparade :

Awww, thanks Jj. I guess I overworried. I had many cysts before and they are gone now. I really don't know how to position a band-aid at that specific spot on my ear, otherwise I would do as you said. Besides, I don't have any cool band-aids. I need to go buy some. Then, I'll burst it, clean it and band-aid it. I hate having this cysts. Everyone likes to point it out and say, "Ewww!" I also hate not having earlobes. Thanks again. Love, ACW

from betchy :

you have to help me then!!!! i went to "edit you template" and it is all foreign!! i'm so crap i dont know any html or whatever its called, i wouldnt even know how to change the colour of my background, or how to add an extra!!! its all gobbeldygook!! quite literally.

from heelandlass :

I love exclamation marks! I did do a link! Thanks for noticing! If we lived in the same continent we could've gone for a drink to celebrate!

from antinormalcy :

I was talking to tyler a few nights ago and he told me that he regretted not dating me. I broke down and cried, but I told him that I was still glad he was a friend even if we didn't date. he started sayin that he didn't mean anything to me, and I told him he meant a lot and that I will never forget him. it was just one of those moments where he told me something that he probably wouldn't tell anyone else and I was happy, cuz he wasn't stubborn with me.

from gumphood :

I do reviews on Fridays. I will add you to the list. Then I will review you. Probably not this friday. You can thank your pal jimmy, and your begging for this. I like you wet face. I like you.

from heelandlass :

Hello. You have helped me loads since I started and I really appreciate it. I joined one of your diary rings, I hope you don't mind. Also I read something about htmlgoodies that you said in another diary note thing and I went onto the site and now I am learning stuff so you have helped me without knowing you did it. Nice one. You are great xx

from wench77 :

hehe, well, i used to get nearly 100g a day but sigh, those days are gone. crinkle crunch. Now I am finishing off the dregs of various lost and abandoned pasta, with butter and cheese (no grilled cheese sandwich since I decided to put off buying bread til tomorrow... oh the shame the shame... hehe)

from betchy :

wow, how special are you?? your notes page took forever to load!!!! anyway thanks for the note, it was really nice, and i'm definately interested in putting in for a review, just let me know what to do!!!! thanx sweetie, beckz xxx

from antinormalcy :

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH! oh my god, just full of anger and grrness. what should I do? ARGGGGGGGGGGGH!

from onestparade :

Well, I guess you have a very nice point there. When I have kids (if I have kids) I'll definetly let them party. Everything, actually, worked out very nicely. love, ACW

from wench77 :

AAACK! that was a note to Dangerspouse. I fucked up hehe. tah!

from wench77 :

yowza! 50% raise! hell, I"D feel like giving blowjobs if I got a raise like that! BossWifey (tm) huh! well, I hope you don't get hives from all them strawberries! (though i guess we'll never know if the hives are from the berries or the sex) congrats on your new tax bracket! Good luck with the 6 hours of traffic at 20 second splurts!

from wench77 :

hehe, I WAS concerned about her plants... like when I start pruning mine... chop chop. Who knows how many of hers would bite the dust! LOL! :) I wasn't sure it was the same girl as last year, who is reasonable, esp cuz of the sudden change in interest in the front. It WAS the same girl (over the winter here, tenants can change as it is so cold we never see anyone)... but she said she was away all last summer. She really knows nothing about gardening... two summers ago was totally spraying this weedkiller shit all over and hadn't read that it could kill trees, flowers, veggies etc... she thought it only killed weeds. hehe. Like the chemistry knows which plants you don't want. It actually killed everything that is broadleafed and leaves grass (and bamboo I guess!) silly girl. hehe. I am relieved too.

from fan4 :

When I did one of your surveys awhile back ("onerandom3", IIRC), you didn't respond to my answers, but when I did your other surveys, you did send me notes. Why is that?

from fan4 :

You're 36? I didn't know that, previous to yo sending that note to me. Makes you 13 years older than me.

from antinormalcy :

you can't go out at night and live with my mom too.

from dragonfly-1 :

Hey! I see you're still Alive. I haven't been on the computer cuz I've been waiting for calls to go into work. I'm gonna try and go on tomorrow (Fri) night. Later gater

from satellitebob :

yup, black velvet. its called, "god bless our truckers". jesus and diesels.

from gumphood :

I will review you. I like your suck upy ness

from onestparade :

Well, actually, I don't think I have to worry about my dad at all now. I think he just won't come by on Friday. All I have to worry about is the alcohol and my brother. I am trying to spread it around that the party guests have to bring their own shit but so many people know that I can't get it all around before Friday, must likely. Oh well, most kids will decide not to come now because of the alcohol shortage and some will come with alcohol and that's ok. As long as Matt's not home. I'm thinking he might go to his girlfriend's on Friday because it's his birthday on Saturday so I think that's how he is going to celebrate. I am not certain though. I am pretty sure Matt already knows about the party anyway because it's gone around the entire school and we are both known as Wilkie so I'm sure someone had already asked him about it. Oh well, I'll take my chances. Thanks for the good luck. I'll, somewhat, need it. Love, ACW.

from meanpony :

Oh, I so wanted to watch American Superstar and I totally forgot. I'm going to have to check for reruns of that. Thanks!

from fan4 :

Sometimes I'll begin to work on a survey, only to quit when the questions bother me. Your survey (thingssaid) was a fun one.

from heelandlass :

Hi! You're like my little guardian angel on this site. Thanks for your tips and advice, I will look into them and see if I understand them and thank you for adding me to your faves, that made my day. By the way - I'm wondering how happy you'll be if you get that assistant manager post? You'll still have to deal with all those shit heads. Maybe there's something better out there for you? Speak to you soon xx

from ohswim :

btw, i love rant-o-rama. Doesn't it just feel good getting that out? I love it....and you..:)

from onewetleg :

so, why arent you online i crave chat and no one is around

from ohswim :

Thanks for the kind note sweetheart. You are too nice. I know exactly what you mean about house and human plumbing going right. love dr.d.

from onestparade :

Awww, that's so nice. I'm glad I bring you some joy, Jj. The hillbilly house is truely insane. Ha ha, that sounds just like the hillbilly house. Well, all but the ponies. They don't have ponies. Only everything else that could live in a house. love, acw

from hooterville :

Hey, babe! Thanks for adding me as a favorite. It's always nice to know there are suckers... er, I mean... FANS out there. Yes, FANS indeed...

from heelandlass :

Hi! thanks for leaving a note with me, it made my day that this thing does actually work and people may possibly read my diary. hurrah! I will check out wench 77's survey's on your advice and the funny thing is - I've just finishesd eating a bowl of oatmeal mush (porridge) which was a bit bizarre! Have a good day xx

from jimmysworld :

I am glad no one has to die. I don't try to be nice, but sometimes people understand that I am not a complete asshole. It's okay if I am misunderstood though. I just am tired of all this bullshit out there. How about you?

from antinormalcy :

DOH! sorry I made your head hurt, I'll try not to do it again. :) it was just funny though cuz she just found out what that meant this past weekend. but it's really hot and I need to get rid of this polyester. got deoderant? -cara

from antinormalcy :

as long as she doesn't know I'll be fine. and she changed the name of my profile too! can you believe that? I fixed it, it's all better. shh, don't tell. -cara

from onestparade :

Hmmm, that's such a smart idea. Maybe I should do that. Actually I erased all my buddy list comments because I wanted to add the other diaries I liked but I felt quilty adding all of them without a comment and since I am not good with that junk, I erased them all. It makes no difference, they all know I love them. Love, ACW

from b0b0 :

hey there chica say, ladyvaduva requested you as a reviewer over at b0b0-reviews- dont know if you still want to do any since you got your own and all now. anyhoo.. let me know - ♥

from ohswim :

Of course you are sad. How, oh how can this possible happen to a nice person such as you. It is unbelieveable, (ok, I was going to say unconcenable but I'm sure I would have spelled it wrong so I'm not going to), its just IS NOT RIGHT. How could they not stock enough of your brand. Don't they know you need those smokes. Christ!! (excuse my language, it just make my blood boil).....Oh, wait....that isn't what really made you sad is it? I hope, maybe, just maybe, this made you smile if for just a second.....remember, you are loved. even if it just cyberlove from people you never met....you are loved....love dr.d.

from ohswim :

Thank you so much. My page looks great. You got just the right color. You are the greatest. Thanks again. love dr.d.

from candora :

just because you were the last person to leave squirrelx a note (ok, not just because of that, because you are fun to read as well :)

from wench77 :

You are so funny. As *IF* I could do all that in 5 days. Some of those things like the sewing I have been meaning to get around to for about a year now. LOL! I will be lucky to get about 1/8 of that done before next friday. Or maybe 1/16. I just wrote down everthing that is nagging at me. It sounds like you had an incredibly productive day. I inked one page of comics, did one load of laundry (for doggy) and made the lines on about 8 drawings so far. And it is already nearly 2am. That is all I have done. I am always a million years behind my "lists". tah!

from funkydoodle :

I love that smell too. What? No picture?

from ladyvaduva :

I know!! my scrolling is garbage! its insane.. its cuz of the way I had to save my pictures.. its retardo.. like big time! glad to hear you like the pics tho lol! hope all is well with u!

from dragonfly-1 :

I like my diary alot. Thanks. Okay who is neko? What did we decide about a doll? I can't remember :)

from ladyvaduva :

hey thanks for the link.. shits just been piling up.. and ventage or semi ventage was in order lol! thanks for the link once again!

from onestparade :

for some reason, i knew she was a girl. i just forgot. yeah, i understand what you mean. thanks for the tip. also, thanks for understanding. im going to go rain in the rain. sorry this is short and stupid. im the worst note writer ever love wilkie

from antinormalcy :

aww, you're no fun. but I really wanna read it. oh well. that picture is nice, photograpically speaking. lata.

from wench77 :

Ok, its up to you. It does seem rather pointless since people won't read the 23rd entry 5th line but that is ok, I am sure my other entries are more interesting than that sentence anyways. hehe. Maybe mercury is in aries or something stupid. I don't know. Maybe I am riled up over the Tylenol guy.

from wench77 :

Yah yah it is VERY effective... the attitude, the frenzied line as if she's losing control, all go very well with the caption. hehe. And AGH you put in what we said, not our 5th line! aaagh! and now the link goes to Danny Finkleman! aagh again... here is the link to the right entry. http://wench77.diaryland.com/23rdentry.html and and here is Bobo'shttp://b0b0.diaryland.com/040430_9.html It is just becoming too complicated. I'm never going to do this again until the next time. so there! hehe. How IS my hoodie coming along? Here I am drawing and feeling guilty I am not going to people's parties. How can i expect people to come to my parties when I don't go to theirs? aagh!

from wench77 :

Hehe, I always got good marks in kindergarten for following directions. And for arguing when I thought the directions were wrong. On the other hand, if they can be taken literally in more than one way than they were meant it is always a joy to be a smartass and fuck with people's heads! hehe. hugs!

from wench77 :

Oh that is so not fair. You didn't write "leave your fifth sentence in my comments" you gave instructions and I followed them, and you said if we followed them you'd put up the results. That has NOTHING to do with a hoodie. That is like tman giving everyone a cookie but you after he says everyone who wants a cookie put up your hand, and you put up your hand and he gives em to everyone who said "me", and then he said "hey, i love you, do i sleep with and yell at anyone but you"?? That has nothing to do with the conditions. I don't want to "make every entry", I wanted to be part of the 23rd entry thing or I wouldn't have done it. Now I sound like I am ten years old. You should put mine and bobos if we left you messages in your comments like you asked. That is fair. BTW everyone else gets to see that drawing too. I am going to pout now. Next time I steal and don't write where I got it (see now i am getting mean and vindictive!! hehe) hugs

from p-roxanne :

No problem taking the Survey, it was fun. I will have to take some more of yours. I don't know is one of the sayings I would get rid of...It bugs me when people say that, though I know I say it too. You read my whole diary!? Wow, I don't know how you did that one. I would have thought it would bore you to death before you got halfway through, But, Thank you for doing that and for hoping my goals come true and about my mom to. It is hard but it helps when you have good friends...I'm working on that one. I will try to get my links to work, it is tiem for a new template though so I might just do that, weird though because I tried them and they worked? Ok well I think I am going to go read some of your diary, I don't think I could read all 540 right now though. Oh and I will keep writing, I love to write it's just hard for me to put my feelings into words sometimes, most the time.

from antinormalcy :

but he's so hott! oh my god you should see him. you know what else is funny? I went out with tyler last night and he kept making references to my diary and told me he had one, but wouldn't give me the name. is there any other way I could find out? cuz I tried the search feature and it didn't work. and my butt hurts. lata gurl.

from wench77 :

I know what you mean... I put alternamommy on my faves, and commented all the time, and put a couple of her entries into my favorite entries and she never reciprocated. When she moved her diary she said to everyone to email and she'd give the new URL. I didn't think she would, but she did so that was nice. But it does make one wonder. :)

from funkydoodle :

Ok, I was just writing out an explanation. Saves me one!

from onestparade :

Yeah. I like it. I dont know how to change colors. I'm dumb at this stuff. And no, it's not a picture of boobs, it's a pictures of feet from the knee down. If you ever read Perks Of Being A Wallflower, you'd known. It was on the cover (somewhere). Well, I have to go shower for my dateeeeeeeeeeeee.

from dragonfly-1 :

Hey, I'm gonna try to be on tonight (Thurs) to chat & do the template thing.

from wench77 :

hehehe, shhhhhhh! (re newest comment!)

from wench77 :

Thanks, actually she IS taking new anti-inflammatory meds as of January (remember the nasty vet visit?) that cost like $80 a buck, made esp for doggy arthritis. I gotta order a new bottle this week. ack. :) I was thinking of a sled too when I had to make her walk today! :) Did you read my new entry? I think I updated while you were writing this comment.

from funkydoodle :

Hey, thanks bunches for the note. I try not to take the reviews personally, but I just don't get it... they gave me a 93 on my last journal. I'm trying to deal with my mental issues head on, example: letting some idiot who doesn't know me bash my diary. Somehow it's supposed to be theraputic. Ha! Good luck on yours :)

from dragonfly-1 :

Hey there! I hope TMan runs out of booze soon. I can imagine it's not a very pretty sight when he's drunk. You should hide his glasses. I want you to do that thing to my diary that you suggested. I miss you too.

from antinormalcy :

don't you hate that there's some things that you absolutely love but you're just sensitive to? I don't really love coffee but I feel you cuz I can't drink more than a mug of it without feeling sick.

from ohswim :

Too bad we can't average our weather. It was freezing here and sweltering there. Nice chatting with you yesterday......No half off??? What are they thinking?....remember to use ice and a fan....love dr.d.

from onestparade :

Salty food? None for me, thanks, I just want a donut. Yeah, I guess you're right about my bones. Oh well. I thought about joining the wrestling team and using my double joint as an advantage but I didn't and that's good, cause all the wrestlers are dicks. That actually sounds like a very good dance plan. I'll try it next time I go to a dance party. I can make anything look totally cool. Thanks for the note. Love,

from wench77 :

What's a cornpone opinion? BTW I liked your "peace in the middle east" note suggestion. Myself I have gone a step further and bookmarked your "leaving a message for onewetleg" page! so I ONLY get this little white box. And if I want to use it for someone else I can just put their name instead of yours at the end of the URL yay!! :) Cornpone sounds like cornbread.

from onestparade :

Aww, that was a real cute story, really. I see what you mean. I wouldn't dump that kind of treasure either. Love,

from onestparade :

OHHH! I read that before Hmm, you know, I know this is a kinda... rude question but... why would you keep that? I mean, I don't know. In that sorta situation, I would get rid of it. But, it's your life/hoodie. Ha, this was a kinda rude and odd note. I am really tired. Sorry. Also, I am scheduelded to make an appearence in two foursomes over the summer. Cool? Hell yes.

from onestparade :

Er, I don't fully comprehand. Who is Xeno? And how did you end up being his/her bitch?

from wench77 :

re the "link button slut"... am I right or am I RIGHT!?!! hehe

from onestparade :

Eh, I don't know. For some reason Hoodie Project, Operation: Patchwork. doesn't sound good for my hoodie. Maybe if it was any of my other hoodies but not the Beer Bellies one, it just doesn't sound like it would look good to me. Why was Xeno's bitch written on your hoodie? Oh, and I could never take your patch. Thanks very offering though, that's very sweet of you. I never get gifts through mail. Ha ha. Love, acw.

from onestparade :

I only have four hoodies. One of them is too big, one is too old and small, one is ruined because of Amanda Rother (she drew all over the back in pen) and my new one is just right. I'm on my way to changing my entire wardrobe, this means tight tight outfits. I need to go jean shopping. I also need more shirts. I am getting shoes soon. Hmmm... what should I get? Love, acw

from sanetwin :

the three question game - I'd say you could twist it to suit your purposes. if you only want to answer one question then say that. And if you don't want to answer questions about certain things say it upfront. It's fun to do though!

from aberrations :

read me now baby!!! read me now. I love Beverly Cleary -- Love, Love, Love. Ellen Tebbits rules!!!!!

from ohswim :

Of course one would have to know how to spell "secret" for that to help...:)....Thanks for the tips. Interestingly, when I just write, and then check, most of the time I've spelt everything correctly. It just that Brownie thing. I think that teacher scarred me for life. I should figure out her name and SUE her. Why not, everyone sues for everything, why not me?....:)...love dr.d.

from meanpony :

Thanks for the comments. They're cool. It would be cool to write for TWoP, but I'm pretty lazy. So I don't think that would work too well. Too much stress too. Thanks again for the nice comments.

from wench77 :

Yeah, I don't think Mark Twain is bad, just the opposite. Just that book is badly written. Apparently he thought so himself... he apparently stopped writing on it a bunch of times and went back to it later cuz he didn't know where he was going with it. The whole thing is stupid, since no one in their right mind running from racism would go SOUTH down the Mississippi. All you had to do was cross the river (as in Harriet Beacher Stowe's "Uncle Tom's Cabin") to the eastern states that didn't support slavery. And what's with the end, where they PRETEND to keep Jim locked up despite being able to go in and out freely, and have him dig his way out with a spoon, and then have him be a "runaway" hunted down by dogs, despite the fact that he was "freed" but boys decided to play "prisoner" with the poor guy? Jeesh. I mean, that is just cruelty in the name of children's games anywhere. Total hogwash. So basically the book is insane from the major premise down to the end too neatly wrapped up when a letter comes to say that Jim was freed by his mistress. Have you read "Uncle Tom's Cabin"? It has gotten bad rap through people who haven't read it, but Abraham Lincoln said that it was the book that started the war against slavery. Cool shit.

from wench77 :

Hey there! Sounds like you got a bunch of great books. I personally live in about 6 times the space you have with tman and so there is not really a lack of space but a lack of bookshelves. And to put more bookshelves I need to rearrange EVERYTHING! aagh! I love Beverly Cleary. Huckleberry Finn has well-written parts but it is not a good book. The hype that makes it one of the American Classics is much the same as the hype that makes Celine Dion have a second wedding to the same guy complete with Egyptian outfits and lions. Glll. I did like drawing the part where Huck breaks through the door his father locked him in, and smears the place with boar blood and guts so it looks like he has been massacred and kidnapped. Or whatever you call absconding with the body once it has lost blood and guts. But the story just goes downhill from there. I could rant on that for hours. GRIN! We'll stick to Pooh bear.

from wetiger :

you really want to have all your "friends" screw with your head and fuck up your life? Hey, I got an idea! Why don't you and I switch!

from dangerspouse :

Ah, Leg, I fear your man may be beyond this physician's help. If he's decscended so far into the Pit of Testosterone that he won't even clean up his act to have sex, well, I think you're gonna have to break out the Big Guns: the promise of Lesbian Porn (starring you and a willing/paid accomplice). If THAT doesn't get him to paraquat some of the slime-mold growing around his side of the bed, you may just have to call in an exorcist. Good luck, really. And if you need a surrogate sex partner...I shower at least once a week now.

from the-book-bag :

Hi. Thanks for the info on the buddy list. I did know about it, the way this template works though, if I want the links to look a certain way, I have to type it in manually. Ugh. Hehe, so I just decided to give that up for now. Thanks again though. -alley cat

from wench77 :

Hey there! Why does meatloaf make you think of ME?? Why the email global net thing? Email me your SNAIL MAIL ADDY again pleeze... I want to mail you a photo. ok? thanks and thanks again! :) It is so SUNNY here today! yay!

from ohswim :

I LOVE THAT SONG. I even sang along to your entry...hehehe. I miss you. I've been wrapped up in studying for this damn exam. Love and kissing. Dr. D.

from wench77 :

oooh, i am such a good girl... now i put a guestbook at my comics' site. yay! :)

from wench77 :

Hey there! I already wrote a letter to Andrew about the comments saying zero when there are comments. I took a pic of my desktop too with the "0 comments" right beside the actual comments window full of comments next to it but I cannot remember if I sent that too or not. Hmm. You are very eagle-eyed to have noticed changes in the left menu. :) SEND ME YOUR SNAIL MAIL MISSY!!! I am trying to get to "SignMyGuestbook" login now that my email FINALLY came saying I signed up, but my IE crashed, then my whole computer the second try. aagh!

from wench77 :

Hey there! Can you see the pictures in my diary? The ones of my sock drawer? It has happened again! obviously everyone who left comments could see them, and so could I last night. But now they are all broken (ie red X) except for the hosta one with a coin, in EI. In Netscape they seem to work. Also it says I have 0 comments and I have 4. Something is wrong in Diaryland. Oh drat. Also it says that no one visited my diary today before noon. That is a lie, cuz evil and chaosdaily left comments before noon. So stats is screwy too. AAGH! I HATE the internet! AAGH!! And every email I send to hotmail is not going through so I missed meeting up with someone today! AAAGH!! Hope you are having a better internet day than I am! Oh, send me your snail mail addy again, will ya? I think you wrote it in a comment but I don't know which entry. Silly me not to have written it down in my address book. Tah!

from homerismygod :

YYESS i love the shoplifter story! you're a hero!

from ladyvaduva :

that forkin blows that u didn't hear anything! u should write her or something and see whats going on! lol! I haven't even attempted to get in on the shenanigans.. just outta fear my parents may find out.. and then the shit would fly lol! but maybe I will just outta spite LMAO muahahhahahaa I liked the writing in spanish.. absolutely fantastical! :-) cheers

from antinormalcy :

(giggles silently) no, no, he doesn't read it regularly, I was just interning for him that day and when I was writing an entry, he was asking a whole bunch of questions about diaryland and I showed him your diary really quick. it was funny the way he responded to some of the things you wrote. I wouldn't be surprised if he does read it regularly though.

from wench77 :

hey kiddo, this one is definitely made expressly for YOU!! http://spacefem.com/blobs/

from wench77 :

hiya! yeah, I read about that town. They said that if they had to stop doing gay ones they were going to stop doing straight ones too cuz if not it was discriminatory. They said until they figured out if it was legal or constitutional or what they weren't going to do marriages anymore. I personally think that is kind of cool.

from wench77 :

Hey, yeah, you would LOVE BBEdit. I have to stop playing with it now cuz I got to go to Meow Mix, a night for bent girls and their buddies. :) I'm gonna sell my comics again. I'll send you an email with my URL for my comics page...

from onestparade :

p.s. I screwed up. I meant I DONT eat them with any condiments. Love,

from onestparade :

Well, the potatos mentioned in my diary were frozen potatos. Yes, frozen mashed potatos. But they are delictable. Truely extrodinary. I had them the day mommy bought them along with KFC chicken. I eat them with gravy, catsup or any of the other condiments you named. They are pure orgasm just how they are. Love,

from antinormalcy :

Happy Note day!!! or not, I don't know if it's national note day or not, but you are beautiful. hey, you told me to tell you that. lovin your diary every time I read. mr pazzaglia, the cute math teacher I always talk about thinks you're funny.

from dangerspouse :

God, you really know how to crush an Ass Fetishist, you know that? Donkey, indeed! Lol...great limerick, though, thanks! (Love, Cornholio) :)

from wench77 :

Oh, that's interesting you got my email. Glad you could open the shots... it turned out REALLY wonky didn't it ! LOL! It's ok for me, i usually read you in IE. My email is still not working. It says I've got new mail and then when I click it doesn't give me any. Or I get one spam every four hours. That is so not right. I have gotten one astrology in four days, and that is automated. Yahoo groups messages coming in three days late. horrid. Ack. sigh. I am supposed to be working anyways. I am so procrastinating. It is stupid. If I just did the work for four hours, then I'd feel all proud during the time I don't work, and instead I say 'I SHOULD be working" for hours and days and only end up working the same 4 hours. Dumb. Oh well. My entry today was stupid. I didn't really have anywhere to go with it. I think I started off with thinking about the poor woman who had had to strangle her baby. Very sad. I don't know if I could do it. Well bye!

from wench77 :

hiya! send me a note or something... yeah a note is best... if you get my email with jpegs of your jjisjj in netscape... I took some desktop pics that I sent, but my email is all wonky too. Grrr. Day #4 now. tah!

from homerismygod :

i'm happy to hear about the thriving business! i should have added you aaaages ago ;)

from onestparade :

Actually, I don't think you said that comment about the greatest thing about the ones diaryring was finding me until yesterday. I am very flattered. Thank you ever so much, Jj. I hope things work out with Emily. I hope they work out as good as can be expected from such a silly problem in the first place. sigh, I'm full of doubts.

from onestparade :

I am truely greatful that you read my diary and leave notes so often. that wry toast had me laughing for a while. And thanks for the snuggles. I snuggle you back, love.

from wench77 :

Ah, I can see that, like the library guy, you didn't understand the book problem either. It was not mis-shelved. If it was, I would either 1) put it in the right place myself, or 2) pull it out and leave it on a desk or something so a library person would later put it away properly. But having worked in a library myself I know that the workers just look at the numbers and put it on the shelf with that number. But THE NUMBER ON THE BOOK WAS WRONG, so it would need to be given to someone who is in charge of putting those numbers on the spine of the book, who would have to take off the current # and look up the correct # somewhere and re-number it. You see? So I totally agree with you about books on wrong shelves. I would not bother to tell anyone, just pull it out or reshelf it myself. ACK about the guy not understanding. oh well that is usually my problem.

from wench77 :

They USED to be the ones to contact the press, but now they say that the coroners are FORBIDDEN to talk to the press... the press only gets a press release and then a written report in the mail instead of faxed, but cannot talk to anyone at the Coroner's office for clarifications or anything. So stupid. And no, there has been no recent scandal or anything of someone making mistakes. Lots of hush hush. So stupid. grr. She's actually a lawyer and a notary I think so probably more interested in lawsuits or avoiding them than in actually serving the public. I think you're right, she's a control freak.

from wench77 :

Hey! thanks for doing my gettinolder survey! (did you see the pic of "turn down the suck" at my book launch???)... LOL re the boobs and the bootay! hehe, they came together huh! When I lost weight last fall I lost lots of tit too. OMG you are making me laugh. A nonwalking beggar, needing a coupon for everything! "that truck driver is hot" haha!! Gee, you've done everything you want to do?? SIt back with a cold one? Damn you're mellow! Granny jj!!! hehe..Glad I made you think and you like it! (Here it's too cold and rainy for a beer. I think I'll go treat myself to a caf� au lait or a cappuccino yup) tah!

from ohswim :

I'm here, dear one. Sorry I haven't posted. I will get to it soon, I promise. The problem with this job is you never really take time off. The work just gets compressed before and after your time away. I'm getting out from under the piles now. ALMOST makes vacation not worth it....ALMOST. Thanks for thinking of me. Love, Dr. D.

from meanpony :

I like Bob Saget, I just hate Full House. Bob Saget seems like a funny guy, I just go straight to Full House when I think of him.

from antinormalcy :

I know I hate when that happens. sometimes when the day goes on forever, I'll be like, When is this day gonna end. and when the day goes by fast, I'll be like, There's not enough time in this world. you can never be happy with how much time you have, you either get bored with it or you need more. life.

from dangerspouse :

Hey! I know how to cook friggin' eggplant, dammit! I've been making caponatta since I was In Utero, like any good Sicilian. Besides, I make it a general practice to prick EVERYTHING, even if it's not food. I just, y'know, had my recessive Stupid Gene come to the forefront in that one instance. Really - food does not normally explode on me!! But thanks for the tips :)

from pricklee :

that last enry was pretty depressing. when you drooled on the remote, you shoulda picked it up & pressed the suck volume's downward arrow.

from thestump :

i was going to leave you a note, but by the time this page loaded, i forgot what i was gonna say. maybe it'll come back to me. something along the lines of thanks for leaving me a note, and that i like your diary. see ya.

from homerismygod :

Thanks for the note! Your diary is hilarious.. it has me rolling. Especially the part about the half-blind old ladies. Yeah, you go die.

from pricklee :

enjoyed tales from your childhood, & all yr most recent entries. it's a good thing you & Tommy attempt to communicate, lotas folk dunno where to start.

from dragonfly-1 :

Thanks for the scoop. I kept thinking about you last night. I'm glad to hear that it wasn't true. I really didn't think it was ... at least I hoped it wasn't.

from lostboynada :

... And the ones that "love" you will always do the most fucked up shit. It all comes down to that common misconception that there is always something better. Some people just never hear there own heart I guess... Well I'm locked up again, the password is the same as before. See you in 10 days. Love...

from eriu999-rua :

I'd love to add you as a buddy, but I haven't yet figured out how!

from dragonfly-1 :

Hey Lady J, Well I will check back in to see what happened with Mr. T. You know, everyone thinks about messing around but whether they actually do it or not is a different story. Go easy on him :) Love DF

from b0b0 :

more so they glide. They are marsupials from austrailia! 6 inches long (with out tail) nocternal, omnivors, um.... they make strange noises too! I shall have to find a good site to link- ohohohoh I could find a link for every pet I have and put them in my zoo page- ohhhh I must go googling! -♥

from b0b0 :

You dont think Zoey is cute!? Crazy! :P As for your man- wow! I would pop mine in both eyes if he said he was gonna date someone else! You have got restraint! ♥

from wench77 :

omg you made me laugh re "same conditions as Brittanya"... btw I posted new notes at her place. She should just get me or someone to scan a pic for her and upload it. She'll still be at the mercy of us, in that if I stop paying my gold and my diary goes, so will her image, but at least she won't be sucking off of NASA. That cherrypicking of images is a real real internet no no. Worse than the copyright issue. Imagine all the people using my jpeg html to put in their diaries pretending me the hottie is themselves! hehe. :)

from onestparade :

Central detention is where about twenty students go a day for whatever reason and sit in the cafeteria with three teachers and the occassional Mr. Palka who usually just dismisses everyone. While in central you cannot put your head down, you cannot talk and you must have work to do with you. Central detention, in my opinion, is better than any regular teacher's detention because then you can do whatever instead of what the teacher says you have to do. In order to recieve central detention, there are a few things you can do. Skipping class and dententions is one of them. I got it for skipping detention. The first time I got it, I got it for almost knocking over a teacher. Actually, she walked into me. Dumb bitch. Central lasts the whole eighth period (at least that's the threat, it's usually ten minutes shorter). I like it and used to like it a lot more cause it kept me from going home sooner to Eddie, my mom's boyfriend, and any escape from him is welcomed. love, Wilkie.

from wench77 :

Ah, ol #234567!! Yay! It is VERY nice. And goes well with Grey. I think you should ask them for a review. I might even pay to read their review of you. Maybe they'll call you sir, and congratulate you for your acceptance at nursing school, probably misspelled to boot. Yeah, ask them for a review, ok??

from wench77 :

yeah but mostly YOUR blue is nice on grey... it is a particular rather darkish rich blue. Not like this pastel diaryland blue. yeah. :) Grey is cool.

from onestparade :

Actually, I didn't understand your lisp. Is it an inside joke from the movie. Cause I never saw that movie either. Also, I am very shocked that I popped into your head. That's rather cute. Thank you for thinking of me. I have a free Blockbuster rental coupon. MAybe I'll get that movie.

from deaspiration :

In response to your dinner party analogy in placable's notes: What happens to you if you tend to walk away from things/people you don't like?

from b0b0-review :

I wanted to read mostly older stuff as I have been reading your newer stuff already...I bounced around your entries for a couple of hours. I read many things I had not known about you. Entries from the beginning and such. I am sure glad I took that 1st survey of yours a ways back and got to know you here.

from b0b0-review :

Your review is up! It was very difficult to rake you over the coals. I spent the entire afternoon trying to find something bad to say!

from b0b0-review :

Oh thank you dear. I shall begin.

from wench77 :

SHE didnt get it but I see YOU do! hehe. Jeesh. I told the girl at the store, "I am actually SWEDISH background, but I read comics in English and French" so there.... she just ignored me. Duh. I mean why COULDNT a phillipina speak Chinese, or Russian for god's sake. I shouldve said to her "I'm sorry you looked intelligent enough to be bilingual but I guess you're not". hehe.

from wench77 :

uhhuh, barbicide. yeah. well, what am I supposed to do with a $100 razor that is already eaten up by the bleach, tell me that?? Hmm it was the pierciing people that told me they have some funky stuff too, but that I could use bleach. Do not use bleach. Who knew. ack.

from insanegerbil :

FYI:I wouldn't purposely have kids in the first place. It'd be irresponsible of me, knowing I've got an addictive personality. In the highly unlikely case that I did have a kid, I wouldn't keep it-not because I wouldn't be a good MOTHER, but because I love myself too much to put anyone above me-something necessary in order to be a good PARENT. Sorry about your self esteem issues.

from insanegerbil :

That whole "Never Reproduce" thing was insulting. I'm very intelligent, and cute. My kid would automaticly have good genes. Besides, I raised my little brother and I'm practicly raisig my little nephew. I think the fact that he laughed for me at 1 week old and he can now say the word "hi" and he's only 2 months would mean I'm doing a damn good job. Especially if he likes me better than his own mother. I mean, theres sopposed to be some bond between a newborn and it's mother. Somehow he loves me. I'm glad you're scared of me. I'd kick your ass if you ever said that to me in real life(and no, I'm not talking net shit. Read my diary if you want to see actual incidents).

from insanegerbil :

How the fuck do I frighten you? You can't just make abroad statement like that without including what inspired it.

from walrusguide :

I'm just going through and checking to see that everyone still has a link back to I Am The Walrus up. I can't seem to find yours. Can you either point me to it (if it's there) or put one back up? Thanks.

from madam-rose :

why u wearin my bfs underwear thats my job...lol oh well so long as its not the black thing lol jk

from vlademir :

Hmmm... thought I would stop by & see who was wearing my underwear lmao...

from satellitebob :

oh hell yeah, Hammer b Oaktown reprazentin. He was a bat boy for the A's. I think this is all truth. I could be mistaking him for some other wash up. you know Vanilla ice was from dallas? yup. He's just a sucka mc though. I like going in holes. there is one in dallas that is a couple hundred yards, I haven't gone in it, but someday I will.

from dangerspouse :

Thank you thank you. I try to keep my standards low. :)

from thedevlyn :

This is a test note, in the event of an actual note you would be seeing it here. Thank you for your time and attention to this personal business matter. Good day.

from wench77 :

HAHAHAHAH!! re the ubersexy... perhaps dressed like the Valentines Devil, but in my purple winter coat, my boots, dog drool worn black 501 jeans, raggedy doggy mittens, black scarf and beret on my head, I am more likely to get called "sir" than "sexy" !! hehe. Nah, I think he just punched in the computer a couple times, couldnt find it and said 'oh, it was just due earlier today, forget it" hehe.

from freaktard :

That reviewer person made it seem like everyone should write in their diary the same as everyone else writes in their DIARY. It's a diary, my god. You can write however you want, boring or not boring.

from junipersday :

I thought that was a grand entry. Just wonderful. I miss that love too...

from theperson :

don't get me wrong. i didn't make the assumption that you still lived with your dad... it's just that breifs are for old men, and even if you had to go visit, i just thought that'd be the most accesable place to get them. like you, i'm really sarcastic, so i can take mean comments with a grain of salt, and also can have some of the things i say be misinterperted as being mean. i didn't think you were a bitch or anything.

from theperson :

you can make an awesome halter top out of a pair of tighy whities. just cut the bottom to fashion the neck hole and remove the elastic. only promise me that when your father catches you rummaging through his underwear drawer you won't tell him i sent you.

from dangerspouse :

I'll tell ya what - next time you start spraying urine all over the place let me know. I'll send NewWifey(tm) right over. She's getting used to that chore.

from brittanya :

yeah, one more thing. It takes seven minutes for your note page to load! I could of sworn you had a guestbook but I sure as hell cant find it if you do. I'm not going back to look at this one!

from brittanya :

I may have the toilet of a vibrating and banana-flavoured shed, but I have the cracker and dashboard of a llama. Courtesy of your random surreal generator, or whatever it is called. It brightens my day, every day. It kinda makes me feel like i'm in a laundry soap commercial on tv, all I want to do is snuggle up to it and smell lemons. And then look dreamily into the wall while thinking of llamas with vibrators. done!

from pikachumon :

ok. no prob.

from dragonfly-1 :

Thank you for the v-day gift. I have no idea where to insert the link. I don't want it showing up as jsut a link on the top of my page beside Tommy's photo link HAHAHA I'm so brainless. I'm tring to get back into the swing of things but I've had a shitty past few weeks. I've missed so much stuff. I love reading your notes but they make me realize how out of it I've been. PLease forgive me :(

from b0b0 :

I keep trying...but I dont go anywhere...at the bottom it saya javascript bla blah blah...I click, screen flicks, nothing...I will keep trying . Im sorry

from dooki :

sigh.

from b0b0 :

I cant get your comments to work. I click and go nowheres. But I think Dland has been screwy all day! Bye.

from williamtells :

Yes, San Francisco is wonderful. Even when it's 80 degrees.

from brittanya :

Hey, I think we have the same disease. The think-we-work-at-this-time-but-really-work-four-hours-before-that-time disease. Hey, that was a lot of hyphens huh! So the other day I had white fuzzy blobs on my work clothes syndrome. It was a freak dryer accident I think. But its better now, I swear. I kicked that syndrome like it was a bucket...full of...bad things. Or something. I'm feeling very strange right now. Hey guess what, I'm probably going to be late for work today because I'm writing you this note. But I showed up half an hour early yesterday so that made up for all the times when I was seven minutes late. Yeeee! done!

from ohswim :

Oh, you sexy thing! How is your eye?

from wench77 :

Oh my god about the heat! Maybe they could make one of the windows (skylights) opening... if it was phrased properly about how many clients refuse to go upstairs to the vintage?? urk!! It is only MARCH!! Not july! eek! hugs, and hi to tman!

from wench77 :

I had the exact same thought about the mayo and the softie (they did not actually make contact, but softie ran and hid in my pants as soon as mayo started spurting)... rather the softie was "dancing" in the window between us and adjoining booth where there were very barbie doll britney spears girls (sigh, we DIDNT get their attention) and dancergirl said "oh, they'll look when it comes!" and squeezed the mayo bottle, which spurted all over the window and then we laughed and cleaned off the window. Thanks for the thoughtful thought about the softie's health though! :)

from junipersday :

Of Course Andy is Neutered!! Andy was neutered before he was 20 weeks old!! Just because he doesn't make spermies doesn't mean the scent of a lady still won't excite him!! It's like old men. They still get roudy even if they can't ge t it up anymore.

from pricklee :

thank you onewetleg. you are very close to making my list of the most awesomest people i've ever met on the web.

from brittanya :

Hey! I just realized that more people read unclebob than actually live in my town. Crazy huh. Also, this word project is going to take a long long time to be finished. Probably at least a year is what I'm guessing. So I'm still hopefull that I will be accepted since you haven't even gotten your word yet. I want the word "mud". hehe. Nah, I wouldn't really care what word I got. It would be pretty cool to have "brillance" though. Dookis layout does look beautiful. I think I offended her but thats what she gets for being obsessed with the poopy. neener neener neener! done!

from b0b0 :

People watching is the best. I cant believe we dont have human zoos yet. Although, realtiy t.v. is close. I hope you have tons of fun on your time off! oxoxo

from dooki :

hey, I just wanted to say THANK YOU ever so much for doing my template. What a classy lassie ye be. You did forget my password, right? huh ha hah huh, I'm just kidding....no really, did you? huh huh, uh, yeah. By the way, Johnny Depp is my fucking boyfriend. I lurve heem. How do you like the links and shit on my page? LOOK GOOD? HUH?

from dangerspouse :

Ahoy, baby! I loved your note at my place, but...teenaged girls can be dramatic? What are you, hallucinating?? All the teenaged girls I've known have been demure wallflowers, understated in all things. Or...did you mean HUMAN teens? Get thee to a dentist, missy, or be prepared to have your teeth walk the plank!

from wench77 :

ARRRRRGGGHHH! Gdamn fukkn pirates! hehe... The b-r-a had a sortie and photos were taken. yup! hehe! hugs! nite nite, me!

from wench77 :

thanks for the comment... hey, i'm wearing the bra you made to the bar tonight (underneath a pair of fishnet stockings worn as a top) :)

from wench77 :

Hmmm. in the advanced class huh! You think with that background you could DIVINE what coat someone was going to want next, and lock em up with the padlock nearest that one! Sorting the coats sounds like something I would do. When I worked in the art supply store I sorted pastels and paint brushes. :)

from dooki :

PERFECTION. DO I PUT MY LINKS AND SHIT IN THE BROWN PART? I'M COMPUTER RETARDED.

from dooki :

I like. Can the table be wider? huh huh

from ohswim :

Hmmm....sounds like you are not convinced about the hot compresses thing. Maybe a big shot of penicillin in the butt would be better....:)

from b0b0 :

have you tried that Visine Medicated? I got a piece of my burning cherry off a cig in my eye last year- I couldnt even blink with out that visine- I sure soothes. Makes it all cool and nice- anyhoo- hope your eye is all better soon! bye

from dooki :

MMMM...sounds like ol' jj's got herself a stye! yummmm...can i lick the undulating redness of it? I've had those before and they suck. I've had pink eye too...what a cruel joke.

from mommylap :

Every entry of yours lately fills me with joy for some reason. I think I'm just so glad you are liking your job so much or something. I love that you had a chicken named Sam from Bewitched. I used to love Cheerios with lots of sugar when I was a kid, and now it is different. Not plain enough- like they couldn't separate the oat cheerios from the honey nut cheerios enough or something.

from wench77 :

So, did you go to work? Did you rub your pink eye and shake hands with all your coworkers so they'd get it too? How is Agnes now? Don't you just love them "get rid of spyware" spywares? Kind of like having the Hells Angels walk in and offer to rid you of gang members. hehe. hugs!

from b0b0 :

oh my. Pink eye is very contagious. Tell your boss everyone else will get sick if you cant go home- maybe that will work. Feel better. oxoxo

from pricklee :

thanks for being the first, and only person so far, to leave me a note. you surely must be beautiful, unless that note i got is something that automatically happens when someone joins one of yr rings. actually even if that is the case yr still beautiful.

from chicagojo :

I was Thailand. Tofu pad thai --- mmmmm!

from dangerspouse :

"Blame Canada; with all their hockey hullaballoo, and that bitch Anne Murray too..." I don't care - I love Canada! Maple syrup rules my waffles, baby! Hey listen, don't think I didn't consider the "if we sterilize all the supermodels, there will be no future supermodels for Dangerspouses to come" argument. Fortunately, having a grounding in biogenetics, I realized there will ALWAYS be "genetic butches" (no, not the kind that can't get married...yet). Ugly people sometimes spawn stunners, as recessive genes occasionally dominate phenotypic expressions. Like Liv Tyler. So we Real Men of taste and discretion are safe. Thanks for the great note! :)

from wench77 :

ooooh oooooh! goody goody hoodie! Yay! so exciting! That is funny, those other countries (and no, UN is not a country... but then maybe the USA is not either, just an association of states) Did you read the USA description? Says that the US is a bully. Wow about the police uniforms and Bush coming to SF.... what's he doing there? If we're lucky, seeing all those happy happy married gay people will drive him to drink again, which might make him drive drunk, and then if he were in jail he wouldnt even BE up for election! yay!! Well, we will stay posted. Stay out of trouble, now!

from brittanya :

ANARCHY! Yeeee, I'm getting all tingly inside! This dumb dude in my town pulled over a cop and impersonated a cop. I mean he had blue and red lights on his dashboard and he fucking pulled over a COP and then acted like he was a cop. Needless to say he got in a shitload of trouble. Class 4 felony I think, impersonating a police officer. He didn't die but he still deserves a Darwin Award. Or something. hehe.

from dooki :

UHHH, that thingie said that I was liberal, and a tight assed fuck wad. Does that seem right? By the way, I'm 73% compatible with you...based on that highly accurate survey there.

from ohswim :

Sorry you got booted during our chat. Some other time. love dr.d.

from wench77 :

hey there! You are 63% perfectly compatible with me! hehe, does that mean you are 37% ready to have a knockdown enemy fight? :)

from dooki :

from the homepage, there is a task bar that is on the right. Hit the "read" link. It lists a few people, poetry and other gay shit. you'll see my name, "beth". There's the crap

from ohswim :

Yeah, isn't Dragonfly just the cutest. :). I took her advise after she wrote that note. Got shot down big time but, what the hell, worth a try. I posted today. Been hectic with swimming and all, but that's mostly over so I'm back to the D*land pages. Love. dr.d

from wench77 :

hey, when I used my real name I got "ugly Monkey trainer" too! I'm glad your store is doing so well. It is a nice store. Sometimes I wish I had a job like that, instead of trying to discipline myself to work at home. Sigh. Well, I've done procrastinating by writing an entry. No photos today to wreak havoc on the text! hugs!

from junipersday :

my brother's real entry was 1 back from that new layout look entry. Trust me, it's not something I wanted a lot of people to read.

from anti-b0b0 :

When I saw the email telling me you had left a note at this diary I was afraid that it would be something aweful. Dis-approval ect. I am glad I did not offend. Thank you for being so kind and enpathetic. Its strange. I am comforted by what you shared yet so happy you have stopped. 0x0x0

from wench77 :

hey, thanks for the lowdown on your job! that was very interesting! And that must be so cool to find a "find"... $400 barbie and you are selling that shit... your store owners must be amazed with you! Yay! You will be working "the clothing antiques roadshow" soon! :) hugs! ps... If you come across a lonely kitty I could hang off my bracelet where I lost that one, grab it for me, unless it is $400 eh!!

from lovelyfae :

*waves* Hiya! Yes, it has been quite some time. Sorry 'bout that. I offer no excuses. None seem worthy enough for your forgiveness to my lack of communication.

from b0b0 :

I hope you get some sort of bonus if you mark something up and it sells!? Otherwise you should have bought the barbie and sold it yourself on Ebay! I envy that you love your job. I would love to love my job- but I dont. oxoxo

from brittanya :

hey, so I kicked the %% habit. you have the most wettest leg EVER! Thanks!

from brittanya :

mmm..okay, I have ONE more layout question to fire at ya. On my page when I click on the "notes" linky thing, it says "this user does not have their notes feature turned on". But I do, obviously. So I don't understand. I just can't figure it out. eek!

from p00h :

I wanted to tell you thank you for your fabulous input to my study. It is really going to help me out.

from wench77 :

hiya! Yeah, I'll come again! I had a great time. And it isnt that expensive. Though next time I might stay a bit in a B&B so I don't overstay my welcome anywhere. I'm gonna have a little nap now and later will write another San Fran entry (Sat) and one about last night, which was pretty funny. Ciao! (ps I am NOT going to try that game! I'll be stuck for hours! eek!)

from wench77 :

oops! that must be a browser problem... I have that kind of problem with some other diaries.... the other comments seem to indicate that the pictures are visible for them. drat. Oh well.:)

from brittanya :

Yeeee! new layout, new layout! And I LOVE IT! It's not perfect yet though. I must give you partial credit because my inspiration came from you and your cat that follows around the cursor. Zeezeebooga! You DO rock JJ, oh yes you rock.

from wench77 :

oops! that must be a browser problem... I have that kind of problem with some other diaries.... the other comments seem to indicate that the pictures are visible for them. drat. Oh well.:)

from dangerspouse :

Hey, leggy! Thanks for adding me to your Buddy List, and for the great note over at my place. Very nice of ya (although...what "crowd"??) I just started reading your diary now, and am really having fun. The "Purple Haze on a rib-spreader" cracked me up! Thanks again :)

from wench77 :

"the fact that i am intolerant of stupidity and ignorance is vaguely ironic." that is great... I can totally relate. And this:"all instruments. including surgical instuments. i'd love to learn 'purple haze' on the rib spreader." was priceless. :) I liked the "MY saturday is my favorite day" answer, and LOVED the lion story yay!!, and this:"would you rather eat a day old burger or a day old sushi? i have been dumpster diving too much." EEEWWWW!! hehe. I think I'd go with cheese. Cheddar cheese mostly just gets oily when it is a day or a week old. You can always cut off the mold and you won't die like burgers or sushi. I liked this entry. thanks. tah! did you like the photos??

from wench77 :

cool thanks! :)

from wench77 :

hi there! I left you a phone message, maybe you're playing monopoly or the sims?? Do I have permission to put photos of your place (hallways and signs), and you and tommy in my diary?? Also, please email me your snailmail addy so I can send you copies of all those pics. Re listboi, yes.

from thedevlyn :

Going down? Lucky you. Busy thing aren't you? Thanks for the fav entry. That was cool of you. But then again, what's new?

from wench77 :

hey there! yes, the page DOES load more quickly with fewer links. It is a good idea. Yay for Monopoly! I know it is a horrid Capitalist takeover game, gloating on charging rents so high the other players are reduced to bank loans, and finally bankruptcy, but it is one of my faves. And yeah, better for two to play than the Sims. Does the sims have an "auto" feature, so that they continue to go to work and sing bombastically into the microphone while you are not there? :) Say hi to Tommy from me! bye!

from deadgod :

You quite sure? It won't be a problem. I'm sorry it took so long to put you on the pending list.

from chicagojo :

I'm not really *that* bad, but it makes for a better rant ;)

from brittanya :

Beautiful JJ, BEAUTIFUL! Yes that helped, now I understand. I'm gonna see about the gold. YEEE!

from mommylap :

I love the way that green tea shampoo smells. I wash the girls' hair with it so I can enjoy smelling them. Perks of momdom...

from wherwhenwhy :

You can have some of my snow. Please have some of my snow. It is all light and fluffy and just right for hurling at people, but watch out for the evil kids that put stones in their snowballs. Happy days of trying to get in the school door dodging gravel filled snowballs. Tell you what, I'll swap the snow for the wind and call it quits. Get a big coat and sensible boots and you'll be fine. I'm thinking of getting a sledge and attaching a sail. take care and lots of love

from b0b0 :

yes bundle up today! It suddenly got all cold here overnight too! Yuk! As for the eyelashes..I was only 3 or so. I just remember parts like being scared and getting yelled at. But I have heard the story over and over my whole life from my granny and uncle. I asked my gran but she dont remember- I would imagine they just cut them as low as they could to get the gum wad. NOt sure though. Have a good day! oxoxo

from junipersday :

dear jj, please don't ever mix espresso with grappa. it makes for one wickedly impressive dirnk but leaves the head reeling, the stomach peeling and the soul keeling (over dead). Ugh...my head. Any hang over fixes???

from wench77 :

Hey thanks... we are proofreading each other's html fuckups tonight! hehe! :) All fixed now.

from wench77 :

Yay! now it works! My gosh, a big storm. i surely left at the right time. Here it was sunny. When I got home, my house was too hot. Can you believe? too hot. I had to turn the heat down. I'm glad i didnt have to pull my books around in a box with little wheels in the rain in SF. God must love me best. hehe. I totally get it about the shampoo... I'd smell them too. And they should match. Mine don't just cuz I use biodegradable shampoo and the conditioner i use doesnt get washed off... you leave it in so my bleached head doesnt look like a dandelion gone to seed waiting for you to blow it off. hehe. tahh! Did you see I put the kitty bracelet and the rope??

from wench77 :

Hey!! Your entry just says "we are having a big" and that is absolutely all it says! help help we want to read your entry!!

from wench77 :

Hey you! Yeah, it IS funny to write "welcome back!" when it is more like I LEFT you than I RETURNED eh! :) Sorry about the Tman and problems with the diary. I can totally relate as you know. It is so true, just little ol me gonna say, hey bj of onewetleg!! :) That is a weird thing about someone beside you not breathing... weird. hmm. Trina that I stayed with wrote me to say it is all windy and raining... hehe, I bring GOOD weather! yay! Here it is sunny and sort of melting. I miss my doggy. I took in the photos... they should be developed on Friday...yay!

from dooki :

i WAS WONDERING if you could do me a vanilla flavor? i wanted to know if you would make two diary rings for me...one that's a dooki dump ring (description: a ring for people to dook in) and an I hate Bush ring (description: obvious.) I will love you for 10 whole minutes if you create these for me to join. if not, then I'll still love you, but only in God's way.

from wench77 :

haha! I brought you a peanut butter egg instead of paint thinner! Arent I nice! :) Hey, my store purchases from your place were a great hit! yeah! that black leather skirt rocks!! :) Thanks for writing about me tying up Tommy! that was funny... he said it was comfier than his jeans. Very amusing! You should put it in writing that you 'll make me a hoodie... your hoodies are just hot shit, I tell ya. And I'm very glad I hung with you, it was a blast and you and Tommy are just great hostsssss! :) I hope you are having good days at work and not fucking up your schedule anymore... and it is cool that now i understand all the visuals of your store entries, where the men's and children's and linens and nonvintage is and stuff. yeah. I laughed at the leather jackets breaking the rack thing, cuz of course I broke a hanger right in half trying to rehang one of them dang things. Good luck with Baby!! hugs, wenchie!

from brittanya :

Sorry to bother you with this shit, but fucking hell, Damn shit PISS! I'm looking for a new layout and everytime I find one the image wont load or something. Theres just an empty box with a little X in the left hand corner. The text is there, just no image. I'm FRUSTRATED! Can you tell me what is going on? Yeeee.

from redstarhelix :

next time i'll heed the absent disclaimer.

from bedawang :

hey there, sexy wet-legged one... of course i remember the old crew... not to mention our naughty little vices & habits whilst on the job (do you remember the time i came to work tripping on mushrooms & watched 'labyrinth' on endless loop for my entire shift while burning lots of smelly hippie incense that really pist you off? ahh, the good old days.) i remember michael g. he told me i'd always have a job if ever i came back, so long as he was around... and jefferson? and harmony? and of course dana & scott & joe y. & stereo steve & my little woodstock punk-elf bruce & the rest of our dysfunctional tower family! i miss those days too... although i also wouldn't want them back. they were perfect in all their corruption & iniquity & i wouldn't want to taint their jagged comfy memory one bit by attempting to re-live them. i'm glad you're not that drunk anymore. we'll find new ways to entertain ourselves when i come back home to SF & collapse on your doorstep one day this spring. just you wait! in the meantime... how come you don't write surveys anymore? i want some.

from freaktard :

don't worry. I'm stoopit.

from chaosdaily :

i tried playing that game again, just to see what happened when you win, but the link didnt work!! :-((

from satellitebob :

you know that little "bahdabahabah" before they say "I'm Loving It"? Well I hate that junk, it was stuck in my head all day long yesterday!!!! get out of my head Ronald!!

from brittanya :

So you, Miss JJ, are the one that made me be addicted to The Sims. I started playing it because of YOU. AND I FUCKING LOVE IT! It's like, worse than cocaine. And now you keep talking about the revolving egg game and I really really really really want to play it. I know, i know, too many reallys. But really. So I think I'm gonna go play it. I CANT STAND IT ANYMORE! I just don't know if Im ready for another addiction in my life. Oh yeah, i was really happy for you when you said you got moved to jefesitas store. I know what its like when you love the people you work with. Cause i adore the people i work with. So jefesita, is it like, heh-fay-see-tah? Thats all. Happy egg revolving to yee.

from chicagojo :

So you're not allowed to wear jeans, but sweatpants are okay?! And what does one wear with sweatpants if sneakers aren't allowed??

from dooki :

Thanks for the cookie recipe...I'm excited. As far as the parental units go, I don't really talk to my mom. I got the news from the sis. My dad's just an idiot, but I love him. My mom's a whore and I hate her. Hate might have too much emotion involved, I think I'm indifferent to her, and I just don't care about her in the slightest. getting rid of her was the best thing I ever did.

from ohswim :

Does your zit have a name? It sounds like it is developing an interesting personality all its own....Or shall we just continue to refer to it as "zit"....hmmm. love dr.d.

from junipersday :

I watched Kung Pao 4 times in 4 days, all at the same time everyday. It is one of my most favourite movies!! Oh Man!! I wish I could go get it now and watch it again!!

from b0b0 :

I loved thumbwars. I have never seen the others you spoke of. I only saw thumbwars on tv one night. Didnt even know there was more. Anyhoo...

from mommylap :

I would suggest that 4 k's would not be enough sometimes. Sometimes "suckkkky" is the only way to spell it. But it all worked out. I love Reese's peanut butter eggs because there is a greater peanut butter to chocolate ratio. I like the miniature peanut butter cups the least because they are more chocolate than filling. It's just that way for me.

from ohswim :

Good move, falling on the sword. Nothing makes a manager feel better towards someone who screwed up than the screw up to admit it and be sorry for it. Doesn't work over and over, but it works. Especially when you really ARE sorry. Sounds to me like a good cry is needed. Perhaps I'll join you.....it start snowing here again.....ENOUGH already. Its time for spring......Love you. Dr. D.

from chaosdaily :

im so jealous... i wish i was the one you and wench were meeting. waaaaaaa

from freaktard :

Don't call it teen angst!!!! I'm insulted. Call it, "words of truth from the smartest kid alive." No joke.

from bedawang :

wow. i forgot what a demanding bitch you can be sometimes... but oh, how quickly the memories come flooding back into my head of those sweet days gone by when i lived in fear & sweat & drunken anxiety under the wicked wraith & iron fist of your Towering authority. i don't know what i'll do when i move back to california & have a normal job where you are NOT yelling at me all the time & telling me what to do. i guess i'll just have to apply at that new shop where you're soon to be uber-manager-in-chief, for sure! then all will be right & proper with the universe again. you will be the Queen Mega-Bitch boss lady you were destined to be, & i will be your primary grunt & slave, your Gopher-Bitch extraordinaire. do we have a deal? oh, by the way... i like the new template. it looks like you're in a big blue prison, only there are reeeeally big blue bars there that you could probably walk right on through if you really wanted to without even having to soap yourself up first, but instead you just choose to stand there in the corner with that vacant 2-dimensional look on your face, looking all cool & apathetic & shit in that hipster logo t-shirt. keep up the good work. you are my inspiration.

from ohell :

ok not that I'm extremely productive here on the dl, but when's your next entry landing?

from ladyvaduva :

mindless mindlessness is great.. check out.. addictinggames.com ( www.addictinggames.com) I think that's the addy.. and find defend ur castle.. u can throw stick people in the air.. its quite interesting.. I can't figger out the egg.. if I do.. I will let ya know! I got tatoo number 3 yestiday! oh the excitment! lol!.. I'll send u a pic when I find my digital camera! :-) enjoy the rest of ur day off! :-) toodles

from chaosdaily :

what a strange game.... is there any explanation of it anywhere??

from wench77 :

heya! see ya real soon! tah! :)

from step-inside :

The new layout looks cool. :)

from dooki :

I was thinking about an entry you wrote about 5 months ago, where you talked about setting a cookie on fire and the store smelled like cookies...how did you do that again? Was is sanitizing hand lotion? I know I could look in archives, but I'm fucking lazy. Just curious.

from pokytemps :

Could you please change the link back to me to say "original design"? Whenever someone drastically changes the layout or replaces the picture, I appreciate the little change to the link name. The colors you've used are nice. To get rid of your sidescrolling, could you have your surrealism banner at the bottom? Just wondering. ;) Thanks for leaving me a note! --robin from pokytemps

from chickenabuse :

I really like your new layout. It's just enough the same, yet organized. I like it.

from thedevlyn :

No, and you know it. You had an extra " in there. Now you don't. So there.

from freaktard :

I like the layout, it's nice and neat and easy to read, so when people come they'll say "oh, this is easy to read. I guess I'll read it." If the layout is messy they'll say eww fuck this shit.

from ohswim :

ditto on the layout. I like it. (No side scrolling for me if I drop out my sidebar). You sound tired. You know you need to get rest for that corporate climb....:)...say high to the gargoles for me...love dr.d.

from b0b0 :

like your new layout alot- very organized.

from no1sgirl :

Thank you :)

from wench77 :

Hey you! That's great about the selling supe near to ass. manager thingie! yay! hehe... sweatpants. I like the new colors and layout I think. The entry is long and skinny and looks like a poem. It reads quite fine like that. byebye hippy hair! :) See ya real soon!! What time do you work on Thursday and Friday??

from kooltuo- :

Ooers new layout, very nice ;)

from onejjaday :

Nice fucking link to pigflatz. Try again. I hate broken links.

from satellitebob :

that signyourguestbook junk on my page is not sending me emails when someone signs it. Turns out you wrote in there at the end of last month, and I don't look until today because of the not getting an email saying you left a message. you were discussing my brain's slow death and about the funeral. the ole fella is on life support right now, so it maybe sooner than later. another good reason to be in texas, my brain's funeral.

from satellitebob :

In texas, on a summer night, you can sneak to the roof pool of one of the apartment buildings, take off all your clothes and swim. Because it is warm, and not 45. See, naked night summer swimming, damned good reason.

from junipersday :

glad to hear Tommy got his new glasses. I tried and tried in ernest to think of something good about texas. But i mean, really, is there anything??? So, the only thing I came up with is Tex-Mex food. Can't beat that. But see, half the glory lies with Mexico...soo yeah. Still nothing good from texas. Sooo glad to hear you're at a better store!! Much love to you

from wench77 :

Hey there! What a great valentines day! That is FANTASTIC you love the store, and people are nice to you! And Jefisita as well! yahoo!! I will totally come by your work and say hi and shop when I get there. Tell me the address (I think you have mon and tues off?) I could come by on Thursday at work, and maybe have a coffee on Monday??... we'll see! :) my gosh, I'll be there in 4 days!! eeeeek! LOL! hugs... hope ya let the little sexy Mr. get sum!

from hate-mail :

http://members.diaryland.com/edit/profile.phtml?user=hate-mail

from dooki :

I hope you had a good Valentine's Day. It actually snowed here! By 5pm it was all melted though. I'm glad you finally are liking your new job. I still think you should move to Dallas and work for me, but whatever.

from candoor :

This is a test. (beep) This is a test of the Emergency Valentine's Day System. (EVS) This test is to see if leaving notes around DLand will make this a wonderful day (and weekend) in spite of not particularly being with anyone romantically at the moment. (ummm) May the results be that all this love in my heart found some productive use. (smile) And maybe a giggle or few (Happy V-Day from my other persona too :)

from freaktard :

I am moneyless. I wish I had lots of money.

from wench77 :

hiya! hugs from me! :) I should do the friday five too... I am just finishing my last drawing... just gotta put the schoolyard fence (which has to be drawn OVER the people and things behind it... you'll see what I mean when I post it. Hope your headache is gone.

from wench77 :

hey there! Yahoo on the transfer eh! That is GREAT! :) I AM concerned about the everlasting headache... what's up with that? If it were Canada I'd send you off packing to the doctor or emergency, but I dont know... seems like in the states that costs a fortune?? Get thee checked out if thee can! hugs and I hope it gets better right away!

from b0b0 :

yaaa- happy happy joy joy- I hope this store has the registar set up the way you prefer! But what happened to the job with the dickies and the hat?

from dragonfly-1 :

Hey woman! I'm still around but it's been a really awful week. I haven't been on-line much cuz I'm trying keep my phone line free for possible job interviews. So it's nice to hear your job is going alright. And that bakery job sounds like fun! Hope it all works out. Hope to be on more very soon Love df

from wench77 :

I like the dying in the middle of reading a book one. Reminds me of the rotting corpse on the couch, in the middle of a bunch of porn magazines, on Rotten.com.... I really never think about these things when I pick up a book... perhaps I should! hugs! Hey, in ONE WEEK I'll be visiting there! :)

from onestparade :

Your note wasn't very clear. Was that a happy sigh or a sad sigh? Love, Wilkie.

from satellitebob :

I don't have a notify list, but it sounds like something I need. when my head would stop hurting so fucking bad I will look into it.

from b0b0 :

ya...see I had worked there 3 years, had my regulars and then in bounces this perky little asian gal...I felt threatened. In the end I left and she got what she had been after. ...but I won the stamp battle! Hope your feeling better. 0x0x

from wench77 :

Hey, my pleasure re the writing... I wrote interesting entries in the past week? My gosh it mustve been in my sleep... I don't even remember! :) EEK don't say 10 days...it is still "2 weeks" in my head... I have so much to do, including sending books for my booksigning. I'll put that on my to-do list for tomorrow... rush rush! I am coloring in kids eating peas and not eating peas now. Little round green things are fun to color in! :) Hope your headache is going going gone! :) Ps the animals yawns are cool... can't spend too much time there tho... work work! :)

from wench77 :

Headache? that's horrid. Hope it leaves you SOON! And how many people are living at your place? I mean chair backs don't just dematerialize... on the other hand, being friends with livewires like dooki... who knows? :D Maybe it just got rocked off it's feet! I hope it comes back so you can hang out. Get well soon!

from wench77 :

Heya! How yabeen?? A BAKERS APPRENTICE!! Oh my god, I WANT to change places with you? Can you draw for me while i come there and do that? Bakers have hours like me!! They work all night into the early morning.. Bread and stuff smells so GOOD! Oh I want to be a bakers's apprentice! WHAT??? THis isnt about ME?? oh drat... yeah, I think it sounds like a cool thing that you should go for if you want... cool. And boy, what a stupid scam, and oook on the shit (though once I was longdistance on a payphone outside far from... oh never mind you dont need to hear the rest... TMI!!) hugs! :)

from b0b0 :

overalls would be cool too...what kind of a bakery will it be? And no I dont have messanger..:(

from b0b0 :

wow..it would be cool to be an apprentice of anything....will you get to wear a cool hat??? I bet you will get to sample everything...yum!

from thedevlyn :

jj, love you, hug you, kiss you, I got some hate for jj tomorrow. most of all, miss you.

from tennx :

i miss jj. oh, i put up a new entry after like...forever. yea.

from b0b0 :

heheheh, you found me out. I dont have a clue what I am doing. I just try and try until it works. - oxox

from wench77 :

Hiya! I couldnt watch the sundays thing... in IE it said I didnt have the shockwave and in Netscape it just said error 404 page not found. ack. BUt the monkey thing was sad. That is so horrid. That is how I feel about relationships... you are there and make the person's life great and they love you and then you get dumped for the new uptrading model. horrid. :( Nice Flash but sad and depressing. ooook (that's ooook as in gooook, and not as in OK).. ps your guestbook will not let me enter a comment. again.

from ohswim :

GOOD GOD. I haven't left JJ a note in, like, forever. I've neglected my first D*land note-pal. I've been a very bad boy. I think I need to be spanked....hmmmm......Seriously, sorry for not writing. Have and great day and weekend. Love Dr. D.

from dragonfly-1 :

No I still didn't get anything :( LOL. Where are you sending it to? Alaska???

from wench77 :

That's cool you had a good day at Brindyree's. Yay. Hugs. ciao!

from wench77 :

That's cool you had a good day at Brindyree's. Yay. Hugs. ciao!

from dooki :

Do you think it's cool to beat a woman if she's askin' for it? My friend is dating this girl who wants to be beaten up, and he can't bring himself to do it. He really loves her, but she's threatening to end the relationship if he won't hit her. I'm not talkin' a pat either. She wants him to draw blood and straight up punch her. I say, a girl who wants that has issues beyond your WILDEST dreams and run away fast. Don't you? I think it's fucked up.

from wench77 :

Hello! You can visit me and my doggie and two kitties in Canadaland! I'll give you a hug when I come to SF too! I have lots of space and a backyard with lawn. And funky cafes in my neighborhood and a cool city. You are right, winter is a bit cold here. But the snow is pretty (where it is away from the dirty street)... hugs! Come back soon!

from lostmormon :

so do i click on join agian? or do i just link it? the ring that is?

from b0b0 :

Thank you for linking me! I am happy that you are likeing it a little bit better at your new job! Bye-oxox

from wench77 :

oops! Bad math... actually it is that I am in denial that it is AFTER Jan 24th already... he's 63, though my mom is 62.

from wench77 :

You goofola! 88!!! NO, it says "Neil was born on January 24, 1941."... that makes him a year older than my dad, and only 5 months older than my mom... ie 62 now... she always had the hots for him... he is NOT 26 years older than her! But there are some frightening photos of how he's aged on http://www.neildiamondhomepage.com/ ... I mean, gee, my Dad looks better than THAT! LOL! 88. hehe

from wench77 :

Hello! We MISS YOU!! I miss your notes and your comments! I'm glad it is going better at your new store. And yeah, I'm not so quick changing jobs either. It's hard to look for a job when you already have one. Are you going to be an early day person now when I visit?? I will be in SF in only another 16 days! eek! :) I will come to your store and I want to see your renovated hoodies! ciao and good sleepies!

from wench77 :

hey! I totally know what you mean, getting transfered to another store, where they do things assbackwards, and then when you try to change something it is a NO NO!!... "we don't do it that way here" "just because"... drives me crazy. I hope it gets better!!

from dooki :

You hate your new job? Are you tired of notes like these? If you want, you can fly to dallas and work for me at my store! I'm hiring. We'd have fun, pointing fingers at all the wannabe hipsters and dumb white hat jocks on the street where I work. then we could get drunk and ride one of them mechanical bulls. Doesn't that sound like paradise? And not a cheeseburger in paradise, but more like a stranger in paradise, you being the stranger, and me being...the one from dallas. you thought I'd say paradise, didn't you? well, I didn't, so there whore! no seriously, it could work out, right?

from orchdreamer :

haha that picture on your diary is funny...i'm so easily amused. :) nice sn too

from b0b0 :

oh no! Im so sorry sweety! Why does it suck so? I hate new jobs because you dont know anyone or anything and you have to start all over! Does it suck in its own way or is it just cause its new? Cheer up - oxox

from moodymelinda :

So I take it you are not to happy with your new job??

from loopyboi :

Just to reiterate... You hate it? :D I'm sorry. Wish you were here. I'd get you a job with my company. I'd be your boss, but I'd give you special privileges. ;) Love,

from wench77 :

Oh drat! You got up really early and you didnt have to be there til the next day (you are not stupid, I do things like this... very carefully do the wrong thing)... and then now you HATE your new job? I am so sorry. I hope you at least copied and pasted some of that long entry and didnt have to type it over that many times! Oh drat. Hugs. Poop. Fart. Drat again. More Bigger Hugs. :)

from wench77 :

Hey, I don't really agree with that blogging essay. I think that one of the great things about our boring lives on display is that we can totally relate to each other. If I want to read someone who is famously amazing I will go and buy the diary of Anais Nin or somesuch. I read blogs BECAUSE they ARE real people with real lives who are just mostly normal. If normal people weren't interesting to each other (and believe me I think most of us are pushing the limits of normal into wacky and fun eccentrics), then they wouldn't ever go for coffee, talk on the phone, or even have relationships and fall in love. I think diaryland and diaries in general are great for the reasons he moans about them. So there! :) HUGS!!

from dooki :

Hmm...I've been known to have psychic abilities in the past, but you and I both know it's a crock. Not that your boss was having sex, but the fact that abilities are useless and tiresome. It is a puzzle.

from lostboynada :

You fucking rule! Thanks alot. I think that photo speaks well of me. It looks great the way it is... Thank you soooo much!

from dragonfly-1 :

Um I didn't get a Valentine's day surprise. Where are you sending it to?, or have you not sent it yet? I'm anxious cuz it'll be the only Valentines day anything I've gotten since I was 10. I'm soooooossssssssooooooooo excited. Avon is okay. I made three sales. My mom,my sister, and myself LOL gOOD LUCK at work tomorrow. I like reading your answers toyour surveys

from brain-dump :

I wonder why I like to read all these "boring as hell" inner monologues. I think it's because I *am* interested in people's daily lives. I like reading the mundane shit and I like feeling that I have stuff in common with people who seem to be different from me on the surface. I get where this guy is coming from, but he's missing something because people don't just write, the read voraciously and not just the obviously top-notch diaries. I think it's half voyeurism and half trying to find common ground.

from satellitebob :

I like the colors. yup.

from b0b0 :

Thank you for takeing my surveys- you are a riot! I hope you are have a good first day- play nice with everyone!

from dragonfly-1 :

Good luck tomorrow at your new job hun. I'll be thinking about you. I hope there are some hotties there at least for you to look at. It'll make the time pass quicker :) Love Dragonfly

from ohell :

you leave that job and who's gonna post the store counter?

from b0b0 :

yaaa! Thank you!- I already put it up! I had a hard time picking! Thank you!

from b0b0 :

I mean a little link that other people can put on their diarys that go to you.. I just love links I put them all on my diary- I may not be saying it right but a link that says Link Me and then I put it on my diary and its a link to you- but I didnt see one on your page so I thought I would ask in case I was just crazy- thank you for adding me- have a wonderful day tommorrow!

from junipersday :

i hope the new job goes well.

from satellitebob :

no viruses here, but at work we have this super wall or something, so when people get the viruses I always am the boy in the bubble wishing to at least get one, just so I know what its like. Maybe some day if I get off my lazy ass and spend the $10 for a new modem I will know. But I am lazy, and stores scare me, so I won't ever get a modem. which also means I won't be able to look at porn at home. I think I want to go to the library and look at porn there. oh yeah, there is some kind of worm attacking computers. I never get worms either. sometimes I don't feel like I am really living. ----- I am the satellite in a bubble.

from dooki :

The only reason I ask about friendster is because I can post pictures on friendster...I can't here because I'm not a gold member. I'm not uber hipster techy. As you know. Plus, today has got to be the scariest fucking day of my life, and I'm rambling about stupid fucking on line diary bullshit when i could care less. FUCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!

from mommylap :

I woke up with a virus, but it's probably a cold. Not anything computer related. It's like to be mtv related. Serves me right.

from thedevlyn :

So, uh, WTF?

from ohswim :

Hey babe.....Your store is closing?? Please tell me all about why and where you are moving and such.....hehehehe.....sorry. couldn't resist. I am sorry because you will miss it and the people. But, it is the end of a chapter. A nice clean end. The story goes on and I, for one, can hardly wait to see what happens next. I hope only good things for you. Stay sane Wednesday.....love ya, dr. d.

from thedevlyn :

50% off? I'll take two, make it three.

from dooki :

I am sad for you that the end is coming soon. BUT! i am glad of your pigtails. I imagine lots of cute things happening with those braids, and it makes me smile. By the way, are you on friendster?

from mommylap :

I love that you are wearing braided pigtails everyday. They are my favorite no nonsense hair-style because they aren't as openly sexy on an adult. Plus the trucker hat- you must be beyond adorable. The furbies are all but forgotten at my house except for in momments of anger (as in "my furby woke me up!") and are nearly yours. I haven't forgotten.

from junipersday :

dear jj -- i miss you. hope your days become sunny, funny and full of love. i saved sheep this weekend. i'm am now the official saviour of sheep. just thought i'd tell ya and maybe get a smile. or a "what the fuck....." either way, really...

from wench77 :

hehe, you put a comment in my entry AND you emailed me this morning. I certainly didnt need a diary mention as well! :D Myself I am HOPELESS getting to sleep when I know I have to get up... the more I have to get sleep the less well I fall asleep. Stress no doubt. Good luck! I am dead tired here... my lack of sleep thurs nite is catching up with me.

from wench77 :

hehe, I LIKE the laura ingalls wilder thing. I have a holly hobby hat that would go so great with your braids. I USED to have braids in grade school. They rock. You are so lucky. I want hair so I can wear braids. I'll just have to admire yours!! ps I like how you update your template all the time.

from moodymelinda :

no i didnt make the design myself, i would have no idea how to. i did change the photo, the original photo is in "older entries". there is a link to the one who made it under Design. i like the template a lot, i hope she doesnt mind me putting my own photo in though...

from moodymelinda :

i was just looking at your diary and came across that chat you had with that deepenguy, thanks for the laugh:-)) Ims like that happens too often though, i am so tired of getting messages with : hi asl- h r u plz.

from dragonfly-1 :

Okay Snap out of it!!! let's get one thing straight. You're not a loser and you're not stupid. I've told you before that you were smart from the way you write. You've got great spelling, grammer, you use big words and even know what they mean! And you deserve to have everything that anyone else has. If I had money I'd open up a store by you and let you run it. You should just go for the job and see what happens. You're a creature of habit. It's okay to be like that. But change is great. Everyone needs change some times.

from dazzlinglife :

wait...what was that last entry about? something about people....you hate them, right? ummm....yeah...(please read the humor in this. or create some if there is none) tata, -emma

from ohswim :

Sounds like a kick-ass (or kick-wall) time. Its nice to get out and be with new and old friends. Hope you find a job you love.....love dr. d.

from gerg69 :

Oh yoooooou ..... I kow you didn't mean anything bad. It's hard to make inflections known on these things. And I didn't delete your message, It's right where you left it. On the cake or death entry COMMENTS section. There are too many places to leave notes on this thing. I got the comments and the guest-book and the notes and the answering machine and the refrigerator magnets and the carrier pidgeon....sheesh. There, is that satisfyingly, vaguely, desparate enough? And a new embarassing entry for you to read to boot. I live up to my sign in this one.....I may have even discovered a new one

from gerg69 :

oookay, so your waiting semi-impatiently now. I see. Somehow I feel the pressure on me to ENTERTAIN YOU? Ok queen one-wet-leg, you wait moderately-patient. What I meant was that I have some good stuff that I think you might have missed......... Eh, good stuff coming right up.

from satellitebob :

i hablo espanol muy bueno if I am drinking, actually more spanglish. Spanglis is most fun if you change your accent from the spanish to the 'merican. I think listening to the pres last night has brought out my Texican accent today. Fear for my safety. I've already said, "fixin'", "whoopin'" and now "'merican". '<----- favorite thing on this keyboard.

from wench77 :

hehe, yeah, totally really happened... with the guy who ate christmas eve dinner at my place this year! Disappearing Boy. Corn and wine makes quite the puke! hehe! I cheated on the dress... that is a dress I bought in London UK in '94, not in '88 when the story is, but what the hey. I was so ashamed I cannot remember what nice little dress I wore. Hmm. I'm sorry about the quizdiva site... I never actually LOOK at the site, so i dont even know what you are talking about... I clicked on the quiz and quickly killed any popups. sigh. yeah, stupid popups but the quizzes are funny. My power sexual animal is a bat. Goofy. (Unexpectedly touchy feeling likes to cuddle afterwards!)

from wench77 :

from onewetleg :

just reading that made my stomach hurt worse. tommy said i have a hernia. i'm going with chronic appendicitis. maybe it's tumor. oooo! cool, a tumor. love,

from dragonfly-1 :

I know what's wrong with your stomach. You have a giant hairball! I watched Ripley's Believe it or not tonight and they showed this girl who had bad pains in her stomach and they found a massive hair ball!!! She'd been eating her hair all her life and it accumulated into a ball which took the shape of her stomach. She said she likes the taste of her hair better than food! She said that she's stopped eating her hair now after having the hairball surgically removed. By the way,i have added you on my y mess

from lostboynada :

Hey, Brian did that. He's smart & stuff like that. I'm glad you like the music. And I too miss you badly. But I will be back in the city sooner than you think. End of march, begining of aprilish. So you will again be able to see me at will. Or have me sleep on your floor. Or show up drunk and crying at 3 in the morning. and you love me anyhow... ~J-Dog

from junipersday :

good luck with the interview!!!

from wherwhenwhy :

I have no idea what I am allergic to, I slightly suspect I'm allergic to myself. But I got the hugest tub of moisturiser I've ever seen from the doctor today so it was the worth the trip for that and I am still to take the piriton so my brain is still a bit fried. I hope your tummy is better soon, maybe it is nerves about the interview and good luck with that aswell. You're a busy girl at the moment. lots of love and take care and I hope you get a job that you really love very soon

from ohswim :

Good luck on interview. I hope you get the job you want.....Oh, wait, you already had the job you wanted and they're closing the store on you....sorry....hope you find another job you like.....interesting question about appendix. I'm not sure of the answer. But I hope you still have yours. love dr.d.

from invisibledon :

thanks for doing my iwasbored survey - good answers I enjoyed reading them

from satellitebob :

deependramanral - - - - deep end ram anral... i'm scared.

from freaktard :

Quit making fun of me. HAHA what an idiot you were talking to. Or shall I say, "u."

from onestparade :

Hello Jj. Hey, look. I'm alright. Things got good (Emily and I started going out again) but right before they did they were terrible. Emily wouldn't talk to me and... uhh. But now, things are even worse. See you later, slickshot. Love, cake-face

from gerg69 :

ohhhohohohohoh MAN, I am sooooooo gonna IM u as soon as I figure out what a/s/l is. Ha have a good d....Oh hey. in my notes section you said you were going to sign up for my notify list. I don't think it's working though. Or it it? Stupid notify list. Come back! I have plenty more gooder things besides the kitten banner and "you poor damn bastard," astrological sign to read! I just don't know how to make a fookin notify list work.

from wench77 :

No I dont think you'll get sued! The rubberband thing is funny, cuz I was drawing a comic with rubberband fight in a store in it! The bands 50% off thing sound like a madhouse. Hope you have fun. I won't be there, sorry!, and I hope you get that coffee job. I liked working with coffee, smells great. bye! back to work for me!!

from dragonfly-1 :

No no I get it. About the pervert thing and you and I. LOL I know I wasn't on im last week. I was busy. I hope to be on more this week. I miss you :)

from thedevlyn :

So, weathergurl, branching out into the arts department as well. You are certainly a Renaissance woman to be sure.

from wench77 :

oh damn, now I gotta get out my german dictionary for a coupla words in dooki's note! Hehe! Sounds like a fun day at work sorta... but it takes a creative crafty type like you to enjoy it! hehe! Did you steal anymore pahnt-suits today?? It is true, I too have put stuff (clothes, bag from another store) in a pile on the floor while I rifled through the racks in a thrift shop, and the employees stole it. Geez. Overzealous I tell ya! Impossible to hold all your jacket, purchases, clothes etc while you feel out possible new purchases! At least at Value Village you put all in a shopping cart... as long as there is obviously non-store items, no one will touch.

from burnmedeeper :

thanks for the compliment and the welcome. :)

from dooki :

ja, yu have a perfikt diry, von vuld expekt no les from ze leg zat ist al vet und drippings mit vater. Du bist very funi, und ich belief yu to be ze beter autor on zis hole veb page. Danke fur ze funy stuff. Keep it komink, und I vill shurli keep lafink. Wenn mir der stile shlummer geschlossen die augen kaum, zo schleicht das bilt sich leize, oh sorry, I got too into the German thing.

from ohswim :

I almost ALWAYS drop trou at the Thrift store. It's so much more comfortable shopping. Usually, my pants are right there were I left them when I'm ready to check out. My thrift store obviously doesn't employee people of your voracity. love dr.d.

from ohswim :

I FORGOT THE CHAW. Good call. Nothing works better as a temporary lubricant than tobacco stained spittle. Did I mention that the tool belt was ALL you were wearing....hehehe (perv.=me)....love dr.d.

from wench77 :

The where's George thing is a funky cool idea! Congrats on your first tracing! 98 miles eh! zoom zoom!! :)

from wench77 :

hehe re the euroenglish... I got spam like that once but I think it had a different ending! :)

from wench77 :

hey, i like your dog peeing button. What is that from? looks familiar but I can't place it. It totally goes with "onewetleg"... and I can FEEL the warm dogpiss running down my leg into my shoe!! hehe

from candoor :

adding to the unbelievable excitement, here is a note... it is here to remind me that I stumbled across your diary so I have a better chance of returning when I have more time...

from junipersday :

ok. added the link. thanks!! much love

from junipersday :

oh yes. damnit. i forgot to add that last night. will get to it at some point.

from dreamsongs :

thanks for your note, for some reason it is really unbelievably exciting to get notes! i'm not sure how often i'll be posting, but taking surveys sure is addictive. i think i took all of yours already. i'll try reading some of your diaryland entries too. cheers!

from freaktard :

Har har I laugh

from dirty-cereal :

hahah...cher is the Shiz. "ho-o-o-o"

from ohswim :

I'll give him a read. The note just appeared from no where. I thought it was a mistake. Now I'm putting together the photos of your tattos with a mental image of a farm field and a tractor. You with a big 'ol tool belt, climbing up onto the John Deere, MAN. be still my heart......love dr. d.

from ohswim :

Sims rule.......and so does JJ. love dr.d

from junipersday :

oooh. victor can be a stay at home dad!!! very progressive.

from junipersday :

oooooooohhh. i love the new look!!! very snazzy. you'll be a pro coder by the end of the year. =)

from chickenabuse :

I agree. I love your layout. You made it, thus it is a reflection of you and we read your diary to see you beacuse you're wonderful. :)

from dooki :

I noticed that you mentioned the black hair with the bleach blonde on top to satellitebob. I call that "parfait hair". I really hate the uber parfait, with a cherry on top. That is: black on bottom, blonde in middle, koolaid red on top. FUCKING HIDEOUS.

from dooki :

You know, I do like the note thing. I REALLY like the "leave a gift" thing. I don't think it will work, as in, I don't think anyone will be nice enough to buy me a gold membership. I'd do it myself, but I haven't a credit card nor a bank account. I e-mailed Andrew about monthly installments, or money orders, but no response. I'd really like to be a gold member, PROMISE! I feel like a sheister for abusing my freedom here, but hey, that's what consumerism is all about, right? Free shit and bright colors, right? I like to think that I give back to dland with my prating and mindless jibber jabber.

from ohswim :

Babe, your format is great. Reviewers of art (and this is an art form) have difficulty with those that step out of the norm. But isn't that the point? When you step into the norm, you will be like everybody else. I don't see that happening and don't want it to. (there, i ended with a preposition just to be different...:)...) However, what I find most important in your latest entry is that you use the reviews to your benefit even though they pan you. That shows true inner strenghth. At least, I think it does. I love your page....and you. dr.d.

from mommylap :

"I want that shit to shine in your eyes and blind you" Right on. I am a big believer in never turning it down just because someone asks you to. It's your thang, dowanchawannado. But please avoid getting hit in the head with dangerous toys from the 80's.

from wench77 :

hehe, I liked your template/reviews rant. Yeah, right on. That is sorta how I feel too (not about buttons, but about my page)... I am sure that if I get a review they 'll go what the hell is with the ganesha. Doesnt fit with a theme and not even color coordinated blahdyblah. well ganesha is there cuz he needs to be so there. And yeah, I notice you change things on your template all the time. yeah. we're happy with ya jj! :)

from onestparade :

We're online at the same time, aren't we? Screw this note conversation. If you can, IM me on SaltySam101. Thanks. Love, Wilkie.

from onestparade :

Don't drink a beer in my name. I do not support alcoholism. Ha ha. I like hoodies too. I have a hoodie that says Beer Bellies on it. It is realyl comfortable but everyone reads it and comments. Brandon said, "Beer belly? You weigh like 3 pounds." Ha, thanks for commenting so often. It brings me joy. Well, bye. Love, wilkie

from dooki :

I enjoy reading your diary. Have I ever told you that? I mean, I enjoy it so much that I take a HUGE shit everytime I'm finished. You're like, my laxative. I like your diary. I like the way it looks. I like that one side is all purple-y and calm, while the other side is all bright and shiny and linky. It's like, "is that like, representational of onewetleg's brain?" But then I think, "surely that much thought didn't get put into it. And besides, if that were true, then there would be a third side, which did nothing but spew blood from it's gaping hole that we call a mouth." *sigh* I guess you're not that special, ARE YOU?!! poopies,

from gerg69 :

"Turn down the suck" Thats the best T-shirt I've ever seen!! thanks for stopping by, by the way.

from dragonfly-1 :

I've been catching more pervs. I've created an MSN group especially for this and to keep track of the messages for public viewing!! I dont get what you said in your last msg to me. You wrote this: and i don't me just you and me. love,

from abie :

Oh it's very addictive! I'm trying to get myself the GBA version as well, but it's sold out everywhere!! I can't believe how popular this game is.

from wench77 :

haha! reading lysystrata's diary... are you catholic? my my! I couldve put that in the 101 things! .... likes mumbling in foreign languages and smelly incense swung about and cannibalistic rites... god I am not so focussed when I am tired. I would make a shitty mom i tell ya... zzzzz

from wench77 :

from mommylap :

The kids are already sick of their furbies, and I'm trying to work something out so I can smuggle them to you. Luckily Scott would never notice they're gone since I usually don't let him come over. I should probably pretend the girls love the furbies and get anymore that he might have before I smuggle them to you, right?

from loopyboi :

Hey sweetie! Email me at: [email protected] -- I have a new picture for you to put on your diary. (I think it fits better. :) xxx Jamie

from greview :

Can you tell me exactly what bit you were reffering to?

from satellitebob :

shpots. i think i meant shots, but there is really no telling. it was saki i think. man oh man.

from satellitebob :

you make me ok. right now there is tongie in my mouth. i'm ready for sf.... please keep on making me smile... this is the part where i say okay

from thedevlyn :

so, not enough time to talk to human resources due to stupid customers, "but at least four hours" to kick it with astrojax? hmmm.

from dragonfly-1 :

I hate the Dentist. i'd rather live with a throbbing toothache. Okay unless he's a HOT dentist, but I've never seen one. SIMS are fun!!! We play them too. You can make them have affairs with the neighbours and when you're designing your home, don't put in a toilet!! They'll pee all over the floor cuz they don't know what else to do!!! They're awesome!!!! I create my families to be mental cases, something along the lines of my own :)

from wherwhenwhy :

I'm more concerned about your job than your tooth or is all the painkillers easing that as well. What's happening to your shop then? and I looked at your new toys and thought if I had them I'd end up hurting people before strangling myself, but I hope you are having fun. lots of love

from wench77 :

Forgive me my sins, such as sending you to this site: http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Dental.JPG Really, it is not gory just really hokey... "He is with you!"

from dooki :

I prefer to be more aggressive, than passive. For instance, Christmas, I had to work at the bar. People were everywhere, and would not move. So I promptly stomped on this one dude's foot. (I know I could have been sued, but he was drunk and being an asshole and he knew it.) He was really shocked, and I said, "Look, ass, move your fucking feet while I'm trying to run drinks, or I'll do it again. I've asked you 90 times to get the fuck out of the way, now MOVE!" Spitting is pretty naughty, but I like to physically hurt people, or at least get to see their reactions to the vindictive things I do.

from dooki :

I'm glad your toof excursion was successful. I am upset, however, that reading my diary makes you want to kill yourself. Maybe I'm a little glad, like I've achieved something fantabulous. Who knows. Carrot Top is a Jew.

from wench77 :

hey, I just wanted to say that I loved "a ride in a taxi" yup. good stuff. thanks for calling! We await another entry! tah!

from dragonfly-1 :

I didn' get a chance to chat w/u tonight cuz I was having trouble connecting to the internet cuz of the weather and now it's too late I hve to sleep. I must be permanetly sleeping. I have no idea why I still can't find Tommy's pic and why I have no idea how to paste bindyrees link into my browers. I'll try again tomorrow. I'll see if you're on line tomorrow night. I just realized that it's bee 4 ever since I sent you a note. Sorry. Please forgive me.

from wench77 :

hey there! yeah, what's up with the comments thing? I can't get your guestbook to post my comments either... I end up copying and pasting them into your notes instead. gah. Yeah, maybe i'll just go talk to the manager and say how it looks bad for the store. Sigh, I suspect that would work better than showing concern for the actual fish. My feet are cold. Drat! :)

from ohswim :

OF COURSE WE DON'T TREAT PLAGUE WITH THAT THING AROUND THE NECK ANYMORE. What is so last year.....We use leeches.......hehehe. No actually, plague (caused by one of my all time favorite bacteria "Yersinia pestis") responds nicely to Doxycycline (also to some other more powerful antibiotics but this one is cheap and oral and you can store it in your "end of civilization cupboard")......love dr. d.

from onejjaday :

all good things in time. freezing weather + water = messy mail. don't make me tell you again.

from satellitebob :

I think I broke my head. happy new year.

from wench77 :

hey you! that's your aardvark boy eh! Amazing stuff! :) Hey, I posted my doggie sketches... and my blooming basket is finally making tiny little buds instead of just greenery! It surely is only for the patient! LOL!

from wench77 :

heya cutiepatootie! i see ya lurkin around! no i havent updated yet... i'm on the last 4 pages of my doggies sketches! yay! I will scan some in when I am done... maybe another hour. hope you're well!

from dooki :

The answer is YES! I can write you more notes. Oh yeah, I did another monthly self interview today. It's wacky I tells ya, WACKY!

from dooki :

I've decided that I don't hate you anymore. I've also decided that I WILL do another survey again, but only if it's good, and only if you provide the questions. By the way, bedawang reminds you of tom robbins? what's the deal with that? Can I write you any more notes?

from dooki :

I'm sorry to hear about your store. That really sucks. That was going to happen with my store, but the manager just bought it, so we were all good. I hope it works out for you.

from thedevlyn :

Cool: what we think you are

from chuckwagon :

Because you asked about how I changed my grades, here ya go. I have to get my grades online, so when I saw I didn't do so good, I got the HTML for the page my grades where on, and changed my template for about five minutes and fiddled with what showed up. They aren't "changed" changed, but my parents thought I did better than I did. And I felt quite guilty, not guilty enough to tell them what I did though.

from wench77 :

thanks, you're a sweetie. Actually I am working AND it is going well. I don't know why I put things off, cuz it is NEVER as bad doing it as stressing about it before I start. I am already on p.25 out of 55, and I've only been working for 3 hours. I am a nut. I couldve had this done before Christmas.

from ohswim :

I sounds as if, as with most political decisions, its the "worker bees" that get the shaft. I'm sorry about your store. I'll just keep my fingers crossed for your new location to be nice and with people you can like. I guess this means you don't need a drummer. Well, keep your head up (and put that drink down...hehe). Love and kisses, dr. d.

from wench77 :

mm, being a guest in your city, I could acquiese! :) I havent gone for dim sum for at least 2 years. You know that pic of me drinking tapioca durian drink was in SF chinatown! Or something like that... some chinese area...

from wench77 :

Yeah, an upward spiral... that is a very good thing. I think it is good that you updated... hard to be supportive of you if we havent a clue what's going on, eh! More hugs! :) Hey, i'll take you and Tommy out for supper one night when I'm there, or somethin ok??

from wench77 :

pressuring pressuring? hah! You will KNOW pressuring when you are GETTING PRESSURING my dear! The thumbclamps and the bamboo slivers will come out to play!!! hehehehehehe! Dear me. In my browsers the images and the text are totally nicely spaced. Fuckit anyhows!! Glll. Well, that is just TOOO bad... the text is just blabbing to go wiht the pics, like "here is my dvd player" yeah, boring. oh well. must brush teeth and go to bed...

from wench77 :

hey, just thought i would let you know i added to that morgue tools entry.. xmas photos. yeah. byebye!

from wench77 :

ah yes, a good time to do surveys and quizzes. mmm. i am actually drawing. jeeses I am such a procrastinatin ditzhead sigh! rain huh... sposed to rain here too. yay for ice.

from wench77 :

oh yes, that definitely was too much. And now what are we supposed to think,huh???? hell, write about anything... how much you puked on the morning of the 1st, how many candies you stole from the pinata kids! what is up with SF weather today... ya know! Inquiring minds want to know...

from wench77 :

you goofball! we all know ya play the field and love it! :) whatchabeen up to?? write us an entry for godsake! ;P

from chaosdaily :

its ok, i dont mind your unsolicited advice. if i dont like it, i just delete it hahahhaha

from ohswim :

I'll drum. Pot and pan drum set is my specialty!! love dr.d.

from wench77 :

vex you? vex you? you make me laugh! :) (what is the smiley for crossing my eyes, and sticking out my tongue???) :) again! Damn I am SO good at procrastinating. I STILL havent started drawing though I have cleaned off the work table.... only took me 6 hours...

from wench77 :

heya! you probably just passed out on the puter or fell out the window while trying to catch pinata candy between your teeth without losing your cigarette! hehe stories about malfunctioning answering machines! really!! :) Maybe I should try that movie star test again...maybe i could get James Dean too! I got Jerry Lewis first time round and that was just horrid. So I changed a couple things to alternatively valid answers. I am sure I could get James Dean with a little effort! :) After all, I dress more like him than I do Audrey Hepburn! Besides she was diplomatic and sweet I think, not like me!!!

from dragonfly-1 :

I couldn't find Tommy's picture :(

from dragonfly-1 :

Happy New Year! I hope you had more fun last night than I!! Wait! I just read a note from OSwim tht a pic of Tommy is on your page. I missed that. I have to check it out. I've been waiting for about 1/2 hour for diaryland theme song to download. I sure hope it's worth it.

from thedevlyn :

Your next excuse had better be better than that last one...

from thedevlyn :

hey, wet legged one, joyous not used 12 months.

from ohswim :

Probably right about LOTR.....I gotta TOOL to tell you about....lol....happy new year...love dr. d.

from wench77 :

hey ya! pinatas rule! smash smash! are you getting a wet leg? here you would cuz it is snowin!! (it had mostly dried up)... I feel like I'm getting a head cold. Now I ate my pizza and watched a movie i am sort of bored and lonely. oh well! too late to go to the bar now! LOL! :)

from eminemroolz :

you don't know what a lock in is? It's when you go to a church until 7 in the morning, and you can't leave. It's totally fun, and you get to stay up all night. Sometimes they take you to bowling alleys, or gymnasiums, but usually you just watch movies and stuff with kids your own age. Why do you want to kiss my dad?

from dooki :

I did not know that you are a seamstress...how impressive. To think, I was all proud of my new sewing machine, and here you are sewin' it up old school. By the way, i don't hate you, i just hate YOU. ha ha. The fruits are delicious, and scrum-trulescent. Cute pictures on bindyree...thanks for the memories.

from ohswim :

Cute picture of you on her page. Tommy looks nice. Have a great New Year's. love dr.d.

from eminemroolz :

hmmm...you think I'm dooki in slim shady's clothing, do you? As if it weren't completely obvious...

from ladyvaduva :

thanks for the note.. thanks for being there.. its nice to connect with people.. that actually understand.. if I had the monies.. I'd be gone in a flash.. I'd be outta here so fast.. but alas and a lack there of.. hope ur new years' rawks!!!! drink a few fer me!

from eminemroolz :

hey, sorry it took so long to write again, but it's the holidays, dude! plus, SOME people here are really mean and I didn't want to write for a while. You're super sweet for writeing me a note. thanks! oh yeah, why is there so much stuff on your diary? are you a web designer?

from dooki :

yeah, that's nice...playing favorites. I have taken all of your surveys, missy! I see how it is now. That's great. I see that brittanya is sucking the proverbial "dick" of diaryland to get a link on your page. And to think, I fixed my italics errors just for you. Just throw it all away, this jaded and blanketed friendship we have. ITS REAL, MAN! REALER than any friendship we'll ever have again, and you just toss it away...sniff. you're DEAD TO ME NOW! hee hee

from ohswim :

A NIGHT OFF FROM DIARYLAND. What were you thinking????!!! Good lord, woman, you have diaryrings to run, notes to leave, etc. etc......It could have been a catastrophe....:) love dr. d.

from chickenabuse :

Thanks for the words. I hope your holidays are wonderful. Good luck with the word project. That's a really cool thing. I don't think I could do it. I'm a big chicken. :)

from thedevlyn :

Oh where, oh where has my jj gone? oh where, oh where could she be? oh where, oh where has my jj gone? oh where, oh where could she be?

from thedevlyn :

Are you telling me you are still trying to recreate the results of your experiment? Hugs.

from dooki :

I fixed it, and wrote you a little message. Hope you're happy, senor html!

from ohswim :

Sounds good to me. I was thinking I'll get a tux body painted on and you can get a formal gown body painted on. That should be "creative" enough.

from wench77 :

hey you! you dont have to write lots to get your point across... I admire people who dont blather on. I am purposefully trying not to write an entry today... I will write one tomorrow. i dont know what normal people do... i am not so normal and always feel freaked out kind of about things that are official like a dentist. I have gotten better about just phoning around and letting on how ignorant I am, whereas before I was always certain I was the only one in the world who didnt know how the real world works and that was quite horrifying! LOL! I wouldn't have known the dentist is closed either. I am fine today mostly. A friend called me for a beer, and I finished watching the movie "The Man with No Past" which I recommend. I will write a review or whatever in an update tomorrow. Now I must brush my teeth (they are fuzzy from too much xmas chocolate!) :) hugs!!

from onesteptofar :

you are to kind. from all three of us. glad you had a good christmas. lots of love

from irockmysocks :

Thanks for telling me! When I switched layouts, I guess I didn't realize that I didn't carry it over! Thanks, again.

from lysistrata39 :

Thanks so much for the compliment! AND thank you for showing me that I had left out a place in my guestbook for people to sign. It's been fixed.

from wench77 :

hey! my blooming basket finally started blooming!! This is NOT for impatient people! LOL! thanks again!

from brittanya :

Nopers, I don't live in Berkely, I live in Illinois. The "S" is silent you know. But I am going to San Deigo in January and I'm super excited. You have your own store and you sell glass stuff? Thats neato. I'd go there if I could. Glad you got toasted! I was in a house full of religious nuts and we played scattergories and the letter was "f" and the catergory was "four letter words" so my word was "fuck". They were apalled. Inside I was joyous for four letter words that started with f.

from satellitebob :

I don't know what I want... I think I figured it out though. I think.

from ohswim :

Sounds like good times. Have a great one. love, dr.d.

from junipersday :

feel better dearie. much love

from freaktard :

I love cranberry sauce.

from jademercy7 :

Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you, you underwear dancing doll.

from wench77 :

haha! I have just added your "addnote" page to my favorites, so i can bypass the long note loading time. AAAGH about the Tommy pain! I'm glad the buzz is helping the tooth!! I am glad my throat has gotten rid of its tickly cough so that I can smoke the hookah... it is so fun cuz i get a buzz without being stoned. Does that make sense? I can still read and write and think logically! hehe. Do you know the film "Amelie"? I am listening to the music, it is very fantaisical like a merrygoround. :)

from wench77 :

hehe! :) a christmas colored toothache? eeeech!! I cracked a tooth once and the dentist filled it, and the filling fell out in SF! But I fortunately had it packed with some clove stuff that deadened the pain. Do not beware the dentist my friend! bite the bullet (figuratively speaking... bullets are undoubtedly bad for your other teeth!) and get thee hence asap!! I can't believe you are pulling it out yourself!! eeek! If you have any oil of clove you should put that on... works like a charm on the nerve. heehee about the shower yesterday... even *I* took one! :) sigh... i wish i didnt get up so late, cuz by the time i wanna chat with people everyone has gone home to sleep and won't come out to play!! :) It is always good when I have friends on the west coast i can call long distance cuz given the timechange they are stillup and kicking!! hugs

from mangoprawns :

merry xmas o.w.l. i luv your rebelliousness and hate your toothache and respect you more now i know you drink the captain. i'm cruising right now and could probably write for-ever but time's a movin on and life's a secret song so... shit i better go...

from ohswim :

Sorry your long entry was lost. Sucks when that happens......Make-up AND a shower....damn, no stopping you today...:). I hope all your Christmas wishes come true. Love from the snowy Midwest....dr. d.

from satellitebob :

oh yeah, on the unki moods thing. It takes a few seconds, but I am at the work place and we have fast stiff here. but I am usually too lazy to change it though.

from satellitebob :

mmmmm southern comfort. If they don't put the cranberry suace out, take a shot. it can be like a drinking game. work is shit today.

from freaktard :

Yes, I love it. Thanks.

from freaktard :

HOLY...I HEARD HALF JAPANESE

from dooki :

i DID DO THE THING, AND IT WOULDN'T STOP. WHAT THE HELL. ROTK ROCKED OUT LOUD. i DID ANOTHER OF YER DAMN SURVEYS, SO THERE. MERRY CHRISTMAS, AND ALL THAT SHIT.

from thedevlyn :

aww, shucks. back at ya. and remember, you have to be able to duplicate your results. you may have to do the study dozens of times to get it just right. hugs

from wench77 :

damn, guestbook wouldnt let me post again... said connection failed, so copy/paste: howdi! happy 24th!! My email server is down, so no notices of notes or anything. Strangely the cable modem is online though (same company) so I can say HI!! hehe, you can write as many separate comments as you like if there are different parts to comment on! Hell, write one per paragraph if it fills your bucket! Hugs! (can you tell that for some unknown maybe hormonal or lack of stonedness reason I am feeling better now?!! LOL! ) more entries tomorrow. Ps I already opened one Christmas present (the one that said open first on it) last night when i was bumming. It was a really nice handpainted snowman candle... I guess I'm supposed to light it while I open the rest. Hmm, I havent decorated the tree yet! eeeeek!! byebye! ciao!

from chaosdaily :

hey sounds like a fun christmas day. can i come too?

from satellitebob :

I beg my dad to let us go to his mom's for christmas like we did as wee tots. There would be fights galore and dogs bitting and maybe even shots fired, but he won't let us go over there. Holidays are so much better when there is a fight and downed tree.

from wench77 :

oh dear. I'm sorry. Computers suck. I am just sitting here trying not to write another entry of horrible dribble castigating myself and being horribly sad and self-hating all over the place. I am so sad. I miss her so much. It is so dumb. I can't believe that whole package came back. And I can't believe I've been crying about it for 18 hours. Why does life have to be so hard and lonely and just stupidly pointless and hurting everyone who cares about each other??? That is a pointless question. I should stop writing a note and write an entry. Or go to bed.

from junipersday :

I'll be hoping your fantasy comes true. Will make for an excellent entry. Things are too lovely dovey here. How I wish a fight would break out and a dog would bark and someone would cry out. Ahhhh...reminds me of my family. Just with more thrown turkeys and food. Ahhh...the joys of family. Merry X mas

from wench77 :

I checked it but cannot listen cuz it is octet-stream MP3 and I cannot download it. no plugins available blah blah. I'm glad you wrote some words out though. thanks!

from wench77 :

mm, I got the link and didnt check it yet, thanks for the reminder. Did you like the pictures of california?? it is so funny, we didnt expect that cuz it was warm and summery back at home. I travelled with sundresses and there was so much snow we couldnt get through donner's pass!! :)

from wench77 :

ack, my guestbook blahblah wouldnt enter in. grrr. well I said I loved your holiday fantasy entry, cuz that is exactly what it is like. exactly. Good luck with the fight! That always happened with me and my brothers at home and my mom would cry and say we ruined Christmas. Also I updated and put photos in my latest entry you already commented on. Why am I not a more cheery bouncy back person?? ack. and more ack. and gag me with a spoon. (ack again... I had written this for your guestbook, but it wouldnt let me enter my comment grrr)

from brittanya :

So I kept seeing your name, onewetleg, and wondering..."what the fuck??" So then I looked at your profile and I was like "Ooooohhh...!!" And I totally got it. Maybe you should just put a garbage bag on your leg. I didn't understand what you meant by Bridge and Tunnel so I GOOGLED it. I found a band and a shut down bar. Nothing clicked. The band looked hippie-ish but I could not listen because of no sound on my computer. So, FIGHT the mustache power. Thanks, by the way, you made me feel like I was on a magical journey. It was exciting. Seriously. Peace, Man. Just kidding, FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

from thedevlyn :

shake rattle and roll. shake rattle and roll. Hope everything is well down there love. Let me know if i can do anything. be back later.

from ohswim :

One person's geek is another person's cyber-lover.

from wench77 :

heh, you will just have to get yourself down to the Concourse or whatever it is called, where APE is, feb 20-21 or something like that, when I am in SF and buy that comic printed on paper! hehe! So there! Hmm. I agree, it is always the cartoonist who wins. I will write about it, and from my fuckin slant, I tell ya. since it is cartooning, not objective reporting. Do not fuck around the cartoonist. Ps, it takes me less than 8 hours. I can do about a page an hour. yeah. I just did another entry but rather a moany sucky one. sniff sniff. I am a self-pitying dolt who is too spoilt for her own good.

from bluenadia6 :

Dude, Royal Journal is awesome. I spend waayyy too much time over there.

from ohswim :

it makes you feel so......powerless....lol

from onewetleg :

three diaries? i have five! you are out of the loop. andrew had no idea this would be so big. i just volunteered at yellowpages to do some editing. we'll see if i get accepted. onedarksoul has reasons not to rely on me. love,

from wench77 :

haha! I wasnt done my entry either! go back and finish the "weeny" one preceding the 101 things! :) I see you have added your figure for the day... I DID scroll down when I read "see how much we sold today" and there werent any figures! :) Busy day! You just keep writing for a month or two and I'll do a 101 things about onewetleg for you ok!! haha I could probably do 1001 about me... I dont think it's patience. Perhaps it is self-absorption! Though I dont have the patience to have 3 diaries!! Maybe I dont hate flowers enough!!

from ohswim :

Thanks for the %%short_description%% thing. However, I tried it. It worked. I didn't like it. I deleted it. I sort of title each entry anyway so it seem superflious (sp)...i wish notes had a spell check.....keep those hint coming....before long you won't be able to find my entries for all the extra stuff...lol....love and hugs and kisses and 69 is one of my favorite numbers....dr. d.

from wench77 :

my god, you have like a million notes. As for your computer, yes, respect her limits! No cooking and washing up for the computer!! heat-bad! food-bad! water-bad! She probably is not even so good at vacuuming and folding laundry. She's strictly intellectual you know. Reading, riting and rithmetic, and porn. oh maybe that is "rubbing"... hehe. yeah, intellectuals have limits... dont push em! poor computer!! be back soon!

from wherwhenwhy :

I'm not ignoring your notes, I am just a bit confuesd at the moment so am saving them for I day I can make sense of them. I nearly sent this note to myself so I'd probably just end up deleting suff if I messed about with it now. So I am away to find and easy survey and if my brain dosen't explode by the end of it I have done ok. Take care and thanks for the help that will be used. Eventually. lots of love

from onestparade :

I'm sick! jw'hswetnb;wtbuwbtw Oh man, you're one funny gal. When your old and in depends, I'll laugh. HAHAHA! A wifey? Ha, yeah right. Oprah Winfrey has never married but has had the same boyfriend for like... thirty years. Did you know that? Isn't that insane? It's also irrelvent. Whatever, you're crampin' my style. I heart you to death. Love, wilkie. Keep reading, keep noting, keep loving.

from dragonfly-1 :

I just figured it all out and sent a message to add you to yahoo.

from dragonfly-1 :

I've been part of the Ihateyoumom diaryring since you first thought it up. Way to go.

from dragonfly-1 :

I'm Here! I missed you! Congrats on your amazing number of visitors! We all love you! And I do have msn instant messenger. Do you have that? I don't know what the other two are. If you have msn, add me [email protected]. If there's another program I should know about LOL, let me know eh.

from satellitebob :

pain in the ass fo sho. I was watching roseanne sitcom. now fresh prince is on. and I am going home. fuck you work!!!! next time you can hit the email me part on the diary, that would be easier. bastard work won't let me have the instant message, and I hate them for this. beer and rock for me now.

from satellitebob :

I was only 4 or 5 then... but I do have a strange thing for girls in towels, maybe there is more to that than that they are naked under the towel. Its Laura's fault! mmmm Laura. Turns out a couple years ago it was revealed Laura got pregnant with their kid when Luke raped her. soaps.

from satellitebob :

I have on rosanne. Luke and Laura from General Hospital are on, I had a crush on laura in the pre-kindergarten days. she's almost as hot as my tied up womankin,with the tape and cig.

from satellitebob :

a pearl necklace. i stuck a cigarette in her mouth. it wouldn't stay so I put it on with tape, she's kind of looking gagged now. its hot.

from satellitebob :

the womankins these days have huge nipples, its great. Ever since I was a wee tot and saw the Twilight Zone where the woman goes to the department store and holy shit, she's a mannaquin who has been on vacation and its time to freeze again. I can't help that I was hot on her before her transformation and then she is a mannequin then I just want to fuck that mannaquin.. oh man.

from brittanya :

Hey. I read your diary and I like it. I'm adding you to my faves. YAY!

from ohswim :

Rah, Rah, Rah....good cheerleading JJ. Check it out, I have "old_entries" now. You are toooooo good. Hope the movies was good. Love Dr. d.

from thedevlyn :

Oh, I still love your bottom though.

from satellitebob :

chit, you up early, or are you still up? stupid morning!

from satellitebob :

DISCLAIMER! I like that. and I also like that we should try indulge instead of onewetleg.

from legalbeagle :

Thanks for the nice note about my Dad. It DOES suck being awake all night. It's now morning and I'm still pissed at my sister...LOL

from wench77 :

mmm, boys making out! boys making out! mmm. johnny depp making out with boys. mmm yummy. Still cant watch that pirate movie though. nope. maybe later. hope it was fun! (do you like evil dead II?)...

from ohswim :

In some future world I believe I will try to learn to understand what you all are talking about. I'm just glad D*land lets me write what I want and puts it into a nice looking diary for me. You all are light years ahead of me. I am in awe. love dr. d.

from ohswim :

It was a bummer getting cut off. However, it was a great chat while it lasted. Love you too. dr.d

from junipersday :

i agree with wench. It's a gif already. I'm confused. hmmmmm

from wench77 :

hey, what's with the bittmap request?? In the source it says "gif" so I dont think its a bitmap. I just think your html code is missing the <img in front of the src, unless you took that out to stop it from loading? I donna'unnerstand. bye!

from dooki :

I think you should take your favorite diary entry, and use that as your words. Then, whoever does it will be wearing your words, and they will all be from diaryland. then, we'd all be the biggest losers ever. Maybe it's not such a good idea.

from wherwhenwhy :

No worry's, they are a charity and any advertising is good advertising so I'd probably get promoted as the internet expert, and none of my stuff is in there, it was supposed to be updated but I am not sure if it was actually done. so anyway I am way to make links with the saddest of the sad. lots of love

from ohell :

thanks for the tea tip. I love the Peter Pan website I sent the link to a few people/ also how many word people are getting inked? That was a wild idea.

from thedevlyn :

hey you. sign on aol mess sometime.

from wench77 :

oooh, i just read below "hope her grilled cheese sucks!" now them's fightin words! I could do the "Carrie" thing on someone who cursed ME like that! eeee! I am fine, my fingers are warmer but the gloves are leavin little black cut-finger fuzzies all over, and I won't know what's in the package til the night of the 24th eh!! :) My mom said open it up, and then i'll know how much to spend myself! hehe! It is squishy, but heavy and says Fragile!! a power tool wrapped in a sweater???

from dooki :

Maybe I'll write a little short story, just for YOU! By the way, I asked to be a word too, what an awesome idea. Since I already have a few tattoos, why not add another with some meaning? Tell bedawang that I think she's a whore and I hope her grilled cheese sucks. POOT!

from dragonfly-1 :

Congratulations on the Word, and your new playpen of course. I hope it's a good word,like a sexy word or something interesting :) You're font and colours were fine to begin with. The review people just need something to pick on, that's all. Don't you know that stuff isn't important, that all we care about are you and your stories! Love Dragonfly-1

from thedevlyn :

So, yeah, where's that cam when you need it anyway? That word thing sounds so cool; unless you get something like tampon, diarrhea, or puss-filled. That might not be the coolest thing. But you could also get somehting like princess, exhaulted, or dare I say paramour. Now that would be cool. Until next time, hugs.

from satellitebob :

and then Dick gets the window unit out and smashes it on the hippies face. greatness.

from onedarksoul :

Vote for me! http://revuebattles.diaryland.com

from junipersday :

Tempus sans used to be my absolute favourite font!! It'd be cool to see a resurgance. Would actually love to see the bra!! I'm jealous!! A wonder bra!! Maybe if I'm a good girl Santa will bring me one of those!!

from mommylap :

Your font is fine. All I care about is your VOICE anyway.. Tempus sans is a cool font because it kind of looks like handwriting but it's not hard to read. As far as font color goes, what about making the text box darker gray so the periwinklely-lilac is a bigger contrast? But I have to admit I've never found your color scheme hard to read at all. So poo poo .

from wherwhenwhy :

I would have to say Gill Sans in burgandy because that would go with the blue background but then there is the problem with the grey, you'd have to lighten it and this is just going to make everything look shitty. But if you could get burgandy in there that would be cool. I like burgandy the only problem is it stands out well on a cream background and then it starts looking a bit like a b&b sign. lots of love.

from junipersday :

Hello my dear, I have made you goodies: Since you've changed your background colour, here's a transparent image of your tds-pinksocks (http://www.therubberband.com/newtdspinksocks-transparent.gif) It looks a bit crap because it's not on the blue background, but it should look better, otherwise I'll do it again. This (http://www.therubberband.com/turn-down-suck-trans.gif) is another little button for your page. Same with the transparent thing. Hope it looks good on a blue background, otherwise I'll just give it a blue background. Damn, I need to lay off the caffeeine late at night. much love

from wench77 :

now i'm reading about you crying like in Fight Club which I did not see, and that was back in Sept 3 so I cant say hugs, but i say hugs anyways, and yeah i see exactly what you mean about you cant win if you shut up or if you don't... I been there. yup. Either you're horrible bitchcunt or you're isolating and pulling away. urk. I hope he doesnt get drunk more than once a week, and I would presume that when he woke up you werent broken up anymore from the sounds of things. I am tired but I keep reading, backwards, hehe.

from wench77 :

omg been reading I hate flowers (by the way the flowers picture is priceless... I LOVE it!! ) so I will NEVER get you flowers! good thing I know! I liked your artless comic... you should do more! I know someone who did a whole comic book that was epic, using only dots with dialogue. I think it won an award. (did i say that already?)... anyways, your hating flowers diary made me laugh... i dunno why. And I liked that when in jjisjj you said you oversexed the guy on im!! That is TOO much! Sounds like something I would do!! I used to work phonesex, but only for one month. Bad pay. :) I have no idea how you do so many diaries. (what am i talking about, i put three entries a day!!!) byebye!

from wagoner426 :

it is your diary and i love it i am so glad that u share it with all of us. yea the font color could be a bit darker but it is still readable and whatever floats your boat. also yea if you are going to change the actual font keep it simple. love lisa

from junipersday :

i don't think you should change anything about your diary. But if you want a new font, I like Georgia or Tahoma. Verdana is nice too. All work well with browsers. damn it. now i've forgotten what i was going to say, and it was witty too. argh. nighty-night

from dragonfly-1 :

I don't think you need to change anything either. But since you've asked for suggestions, Garamond is a nice font. As for colour, go for something bolder; Red, blue, or black. Something that will match the background and be eyecatching at the same time.

from onestparade :

you are the funniest. I love you. keep being funny as fuck. My brother stated: "It's cold as hell." and I yelled: "Oxymoron." and that's why my weekend sucked a lot. hahahaha. I am funyn and it is true. Love, wilkie.

from brain-dump :

thanks for giving a sh*t. about my lame and lonely comments thingie. i think i may take it off because yes it looks lonely with a bigfat 0 on it. rainbow is from california. don pardo, tell her what she's won! ab-so-lutely nothing! :-D

from ohswim :

My love, I have two suggestions. First and foremost is, its your damn diary and it should look like you want it to. If you like the font and color, screw 'um. However, you asked for suggestions so here's number two. When I read your diary at work, during the day, with glare on the screen from the window behind me, the color of the print washes out and is a little hard to see. THAT IS IT. I LOVE YOUR FRIGGIN DIARY. The randomness and honesty are the best part. I didn't read the review but if they are saying you should conform then I think they need to go teach a "writing newpaper reports for 5th graders" class. love ya, dr. d.

from thedevlyn :

Whoa, you are considering taking criticism from that hack. Smoking and drinking, drinking and smoking. Good thing she was here to tell you smoking and drinking is bad for our health; we missed all the news reports over the last 50 years. Yeah, fuck, it would be better if you only wrote about going out and sugar coating kittens or about your ongoing attempts to bottle rainbows infused with cotton candy; that is as opposed to writing about what you really do. I thought it was a diary, not a recruiting brochure for the Future Idiots of America. Oh, it would be so much better if everyone's journal looked exactly the same. Fuck individuality, personality and self-expression. Oh, by all means, rearrange your diary to look just like everyone else's, put your links on another page where 90% of people never look. And what's this crap about every entry having to get to the point right off the bat let alone being a stand alone piece of literature. Half the enjoyment is looking in time after time and seeing what new developments have sprung forth while getting to know that person one day at a time. Two words: Shit and Bull, put 'em together any way you wish. Scooby sends Hugs. And by the way, please turn down the suck. I need a drink. Cabo anyone?

from lovelyfae :

Well, for the font color you could... us a darker gray or something. Or maybe just use a darker purplish color. I don't see what the big deal is with the font though. Something simple is fine... like Arial or something.

from dooki :

xiu xiu the sent down girl? Never heard of it.

from idiotreviews :

Reviews up. Thanks for being so patient!

from ohswim :

And you can ME a perv.....hehehe. I took the quiz and had fun. love, dr.d.

from onelasthope :

It seems I'm never safe from the omnipresent JJ.

from wench77 :

hehe, maybe most of the people who do online quizzes are virgin geeks living at home??? On the other hand, most people I know are shockingly straighlaced, have tried pot once, would never pee on someone, touch an anus or be naked anywhere other than in the shower, the dr's office or in bed (and I mean, not on the couch.... IN BED!!) hehe scary huh!! On the other hand, perhaps there are a lot of bestiality with dogs only respondents who have never gone steady, kissed or held hands with a human! That would really cut out alot of the yesses!! :) I just did the 400 question test and got 35.5% pure!

from wench77 :

I "remind you when you're fucking up"?! (why did i never read that before!)... hehe you're pure as the driven snow baby!! hehe... you got way more self-lovin and fucking sickness going on than me (I dont have any tattoos and very few piercings) and hey, your sex drive is right out the window! humps fire hydrants! hehe!! But I got more gayness nya nya!! And I dont need a coupla drinks to be shameless! :) way ta go, driven snow!! (we could use you up here... got no more snow... boohoo)

from wherwhenwhy :

Your computer probably had a stroke after downloading all those pictures, by the time it got round to my page it just went "hope, I've had enough, I'm not doing it again", or maybe it just wanted to gaze at the manics for a while (good taste there I see). And this night witch dosen't sit on my stomach, it scrabbles about on my back, I sleep on my stomach, and tell tommy he is quite welcome to have her back, I'll stick her in the post with all my love, when I find a box big enough. And the buttons thing, you can if you want to but I pretty much need an idiots guide on how to do whatever I am supposed to do with them, and pretty is fine, girly is out. It's up to you. lots of love

from wench77 :

it's ok. I will be ok when I am done this breakup. I am always ok. Then I meet someone and it goes well, and then I have another breakup and then it goes not so ok, and then after awhile I get used to being me alone and am happy again. And then it happens again. I will be ok later. I like my life when I am not in breakup. yeah. My xmas card is posted now. Go look.

from wench77 :

I'm sorry, your comment about having to make new families made me cry... I have been trying for 20 years to make a new family. They always talk about "families of choice instead of birth families" in the lesbigay community. Well, I have made families about a gazillion times and they last about 6-18 months. And then I lose the partner and with them the nieces and nephew, and the grandmothers and sisterinlaws and also my friends. I dont even have a friend that lives within walking distance except for Motorcycle boy and I have seen him once in 4 months. I will post my xmas card drawing in about 10 minutes.

from wench77 :

Who is the canadian lovebird going to kill?? See... when no one is up and posting me notes, i read other people's notes hehe. pringles are great. I do wonder what they DID to the potatoes to make em though.

from wench77 :

hello!! I do not understand your pattern of being online. When do you sleep??? I am about 3/4 finished my xmas card. I will post it.

from thedevlyn :

Hiya. Don't really have any words of wisdom for this space, but oh yeah, that's it. You called me scooby... this girl that I have had dinner with the last two nights; she is the biggest scooby doo fan I have every seen let alone heard about. They are all over the place. She even has an unopened box of scooby snacks that are like 3 years old or something sitting on top of her entertainment center. I went over there tonight with a bottle of Cabo and she had a little (Read as LOT) too much. Some people just can't take 9 shots in 3 hours I guess. Then again I guess I didn't have to keep pouring them. I feel so responsible. Ok, I'm better now. By the way, you're cute. Don't get a big head or anything. Hugs.

from jademercy7 :

Whoa...Nyquil plus a couple of cigarettes is a big no-no in the stay awake factor. I shall talk to you later my dear. Go ahead and e-mail me, it's in my diary at contact me. I'm too big of a prude to type it out here. Bleh.

from jademercy7 :

She is, she is. I don't see how her Canadian lovebird can handle her. I'm sure as soon as he meets her, he'll kill her out of annoyance though. But most murder's go unsolved.

from jademercy7 :

It's 2:30 a.m. in the morning and I'm still sick. Do you know what I did? Hung out the window to smoke. See this is when you realize that you need to quit smoking but then your sort of like, "Whats the point? George W. Bush is our President." One of his many intellectually stirring quotes: "If you teach a young boy or girl to read, they will be able to pass a literacy test." Thank you George, thank you. Thank you for making me feel better that your President.

from jademercy7 :

Okay...okay...let's talk about stuff that EVERYONE likes. Such as me, or jademercy, or that sexy girl jade. All kidding aside, lets discuss Pringles. Those really, really kick ass.

from dragonfly-1 :

Oh my eyes are starting to sting. They're watering. I can't believe you said you love me best. Aw i love you too JJ. And I would never take offence to your comment. It's 100% true and thank you for the great advice. I wasn't put on this earth to be a baby making machine, was I! I have to stop letting him run my life. I used to have so much fun before I got married. He really turned my life around for the worst.

from thedevlyn :

Hey, missed you. Back in town. Nice ink, thanks for sharing. It was an iteresting trip which I will have to write about. Some people's kids...

from wench77 :

Did you see the photos of my cuttings on my back on my website?? I dont have any tattoos, but I wanted to get one of an onion behind my right ear. On my head. Though now I think my hair is too thin probably to hide it. I think i am going bald. I think i should write an entry about the decrepitude of the body with age. hehe

from wench77 :

I have more pics of other people too! Fortunately I have my shutterbug dad, and my ex took lots of photos. I have a scanner (and a computer) only cuz I work at home in fine arts. I didnt have a computer at all before Jan 99.

from wench77 :

that's so not true. I havent been walking the dog for 3 hours now. I was just writing a note to bindyree.. i just happened onto her diary via loopyboi, who somehow I hadnt visited for ages... i just looked at his tree.

from ohswim :

Hey babe, nice tattos. I saw them and didn't comment before. Sorry, been soooooo busy. Sounds like a nice lazy day for you. You need one of those every so often.....I thought you love ME best....lol. So well, I can cope. love dr. d.

from brain-dump :

you guys look like you were having fun; also you look like sisters!

from dragonfly-1 :

Your tatoos are beautiful!

from bluenadia6 :

The fact that you're reading my diary as a result of my joining the "Can't Get Read" diary ring brings up an unusual paradox... But awww, screw it. Thanks for the compliments!

from junipersday :

dear jj, how do you know if you're in love with someone, or if you just love them?

from bindyree :

I think the snaps turned out great! Of course maybe just maybe I might be biased. But I don't think so. You photograph beautifully. :)

from onestparade :

Ha ha ha, very funny. You can wait one lousy entry, one lousy entry, can you not? Ha ha.

from junipersday :

yes...let's. nice big strong norwegian men. nice big strong norwegian wood. (i love the beatles)

from jademercy7 :

Thank you, thank you. I feel like shit and I'm pretty sure I'm spiraling down into deaths grip. It sucks. I can barely walk, my sister is leading me everywhere. Bleh. I hope you don't get sick. Because believe me, it's no fun.

from onestparade :

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, thanks Jj. Hmm... do you like suspense? Cause that's all you're getting. Love, Wilkie.

from wench77 :

your depiction?? mumbling, ranting, science? depressed, prone to go out with boys that arent nice to you, possibility at any moment of turning from a responsible shopkeeper into a lying thieving gypsy? All of the above and quite friendly? hehe!! or are you expecting your back to be disappointingly less fat in person? I don't know if I would speak to you then. I have my limits you know.

from wench77 :

ps, I just paid to upgrade to supergold so i can get comments per page, cuz i can never tell what the heck people are talking about (ie "great entry" when i've put three in one night!!), but the system just congratulated me for "upgrading to gold" and wont let me set up comments grrrr... can I laugh at your fat back now?? ;P just kidding! you are hardly what I would call fat! Hey, maybe we can go to PanchoVilla (is that what it is called? for burritos?) when i am in SF

from wench77 :

you goof! I DID look at your pics of your tattoo... which is why I said I liked them!! grrr re not getting an email reply... I shall cut and paste what I said:"Hey, coool! thanks! I didnt know there WAS a diaryland theme song?? Does it have typos and thus lots of cows mooing??? I like the fish. Is that a tongue piercing?? Is that photo from the webcam thingie?? I know NOTHING about webcams... " that's what was in the email. yeah.

from wherwhenwhy :

I didn't mean to offend any Americans, I just thought it was funny. It would have been even funnier if it was English tourists, but thats getting into the whole english people coming up here and paying money to play with guns and shooting our defenseless animals territory and Haggis hunting is to good for them...... la dee dah... is that an oppressed scottish nation I hear? lots of love

from onestparade :

Why thank you? You're so very nice. Most people think it is insane and... think that I am crazy. Love, wilkie. Yes, that is the end. ha.

from dragonfly-1 :

Sounds like we think alike when it comes to our cooking ideas :) We should start a catering business and serve all the people we don't like. You don't REALLY want me to delete the message, do you??

from ohswim :

Uhmm....when you, me and Dragonfly get together for dinner someday.....I'm doing the cooking....lol....love dr.d.

from mangoprawns :

yeah, creep. first time i heard it i thought they sang it just for me. turns out we're all creeps. or we're all fucking special. so fucking special.

from wench77 :

WHat did you get? I only got 42. I think I know more songs from the 70's, or maybe I just know some songs well and the rest not at all. I was never a rocker. sigh. I just know like obscure ones. Maybe songs from the 60's and 50's would be my forte. Since then it is all downhill!!

from wench77 :

hehe, yes it is offcenter... I didnt even think of that... I took a whole bunch with it in the center, but the only one that shows how the rainbow looked is that one... I deliberately took it with not all the light showing so that it wasn't too bright... to change the aperture setting you know... hehe, so the only reason it actually worked is cuz it was offcenter. hmm. Age... it is years of experience on earth accumulated? (hehe, read some of the diaries of 13-15 year olds and you will suddenly remember "what are years"... hehe! :)

from wench77 :

hehe, got stuck reading your notes... esp thedevlyn one... windshield big, rearview mirror small... hahahahaha! I am the child in the backseat looking out the back hehe. infantile eh. Well, I do love that meeyapede, she is darn opinionated! I love that even if I dont always agree with the opinions. Better a wrong opinion than no opinion. Thanks for the stuff about emo... I hear all this stuff "emo boy" "emo clothes" and I'm like WHAT? I feel old. My mother had us teenagers to clue her in when she was 40. Can you imagine? I was out of highschool and working full time when my mother was 40. My head is so not clicking with the reality of my life. sigh. did you like the moon and the other pictures? Egads, I'm turning into a needy diaryland poster... sheeeesh! Hope you are doing ok in your depression thingie! Spoil yerself eh!! Hope you're having fun with your guitar. Thanks for writing me.

from dooki :

what were you let down about? The baby killin' or my personal beliefs?

from junipersday :

we can cry together today. i'm feeling the same way. lost and found and none of the above. blah. pass me a ciggie...

from chaosdaily :

hugs, we all have days like that. and reading the previous note, i can only say, forward, never straight :-P

from thedevlyn :

Windshield big, rearview mirror small. No regrets. Regret is for the weak-minded and emotionally infantile[stolen from meeyapede]. Upward and onward. And never, never sugar coat; part of the reason I enjoy you. Hope your day is filled with rainbows, cotton candy and whatever else makes your heart flutter and burst with joy.

from wherwhenwhy :

Creating things would involve a lot of technical gubbins that my head couldn't fathom, I screwed up the layout a thousand times just to get it to look like that, so I think I'll just keep it simple, thanks for the advice, I think that'll be my next major fiddle in about say, two months. Or when I get bored, or when I have shit loads to do and can't be bothered doing it. Like now. I've been like this for days. I thought it would have worn of by now. lots of love

from onebluegreen :

I was having problems with the guestbook and I couldn't tell if I had been able to leave this note so you may have it twice. I don't plan on quitting. I am sorry my friend is thinking about it, though, and I hope he will change his mind. I suspect you are the same way even if I wasn't writing here I would still be writing because I couldn't keep myself from writing. I hope you have a good day!

from thedevlyn :

How's your head? Hugs and kisses. Got you some rain for the road.

from jademercy7 :

Nothing of that sort, you silly goose flavored chicken. I just think the dream was telling me that I wasn't meant to have children...Due to the fact that I threw beer bottles at them and what not.

from mommylap :

first of all, that bass guitar is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I am so happy for you that you have it! I thought that you got it right after your amazing entry purging your history was very fitting. I wanted to gift you for being able to write that entry! Yes, I am re-reading a bunch of Salinger right now. I have this theory that my relationship with thisendup is just like Franny and Zooey- with me as her Zooey and her as Franny. I reread it and I don't torture her enough to really be Zooey. Anyway, besides having the best title ever "For Esme-with Love and Squalor" that is probably Salinger's most highly regarded work. I love 9 Stories, especially "Down at the Dinghy". If I'm ever famous and have to check into hotels using an alias, I'll use Boo Boo Tannebaum. Finally, is it wrong to be turned on by your own diary template? It may prove to be too sexy to keep, but it's sure great for now.

from wench77 :

Boy, they don't call it "blunt" views for nothing. jeesus!! eeek! Did you just change it to a J in your people or am i going nutso?? (i looked back once you said it was there with an H, i just thought it was another person. like a Rob and a Bob or a Dick and a Rick, you know. Hefisita and Jefisita. couldabeen!!) hehe. No not lame notes, nice notes thankyou.... thankyou for wishing all those bugs dead. The ants outside liked em though... I could tell where the bugs were, cuz ants are there sucking off the honeydew from them, like they do with aphids. No ants inside in the winter so the bugs are NO LONGER part of the CHAIN of LIFE. kill the bugs. sigh. I am watching goofy movie "Cats and Dogs" to draw dogs, and eating popcorn. so i'm better thanks! I hope you get your review soon, but I dont know if i'd want to hear their opinion. They might make me cry. or at least rant.

from onedarksoul :

Try the "Present Pick Up" link. Offhand, I believe it's http://santa-secret.diaryland.com/pickup.html, but don't quote me on it. If you can't find it I'll email it to you tonight when I get home from work. Happy Holidays! -Alex

from bluntviews :

please keep your damn pants on, you'll get reviewed...I was adding people to the pending list and my DSL bummed out, so I just let it be. Believe it or not my opinion of your page won't make or break anything.

from ladyvaduva :

I wish I could I knew where they came from (panic attacks) and could learn to accept them.. but they are too sporadic.. bah.. how are things?

from wherwhenwhy :

The radiohead song I remember is the one that goes "pop is dead, long live pop" from a long long time ago. The sad bit is it is the only line I know and I think I have been singing it for about eight or nine years now. Now I have to go back and finish this report that I have spent all day not doing as I had more important things to do like sing to myself and surf the net, I've been infornt of this bloody computer since two o'clock , it is now 7.30 and I think I have typed about a page. lots of love

from ohswim :

I like the idea of a weekend club. Couldn't find the diary ring. Will I get an invite? Love ya

from santa-secret :

You have a present to pick up! If you need help adding it to your page or linking it back let me know and I'll help you. (It HAS to be linked back to it's designer)

from dazzlinglife :

eek. i'm so sorry. yet another time in which my complete refusal to read the fine print. ever so sorry about the mix up. however, i'm quite glad to hear that that is behind you. i will now feel obliged to read up on every day in between then and now to clarify everything. again, i am quite embarassed, t'was mine own fault. tata, -emma

from santa-secret :

Join in the fun and become a secret santa! Come check us out and consider becoming a secret santa yourself!

from dazzlinglife :

be brave, dear. call the police, let anyone know. this is big, don't let him touch you. best wishes and courage, -emma

from heretoannoy :

how do i link to it now that i'm already in it?

from onestparade :

Don't worry. Everything's good now. And thank you for lovin' me! I lov-a you too-a. Ha ha ha. You can still smack me if you want. I deserve it. So true, so true. Love, Wilkie.

from wench77 :

It is VERY strange.. my computer goes into hang each time I go to your notes page, but no other pages, notes or diary. Well, it isn't unscrupulous people and naive people, it is industry standard, so incredibly experienced and informed people sign this kind of thing every day. It is sort of like if there were no minimum wage and everyone accepted that is "how it is". Really, when I brought it up, both times the photographers just looked at me like I was insane, like I had gone to a bar and was surprised I had to pay for my beer. Very weird situation. Now I am looking up links for another entry on cannibalism. No one wants to do my "ready to die?" survey. Sigh!!

from wench77 :

mmm, mangoprawns, what a yummy sounding name! anyhows, i thought i'd let you know i added to my last entry!

from mangoprawns :

happy birthday to your diary! i shall get royaly drunk to celebrate.

from wench77 :

mmm, yes it is a thrift shop, right!! I LOVE thrift shops. uhuh!!

from wench77 :

anyways, when i come to SF in Feb I will look you up, ok??

from wench77 :

haha! re getting tired of yourself!! :) I agree with your note about having other people read and getting feedback etc. I try to tell people about stuff that interests me here in real life and they just say I think too much, too emotional blah blah. Anyways, dont be so sure i wouldnt talk to you on the street. I talk to many strangers from the people begging (we got a funky guy named piccolo, and a nice lady who pets my dog, and a guy who wears camping type gear so people will think he's collecting $ for travelling), to people with dogs, to people that I like the color of their hat, all kinds of people, yeah. I am not very snobby and now i am not so shy as i was. I think it is good to do random kindness like saying to a complete stranger whose bright coat caught your eye that they have a beautiful coat. Makes people smile! :)

from wench77 :

ack, it is taking about a year to load your notes page everytime I want to post a message, god knows why. That is GREAT for you that he showed up and he is not wanting to pound you into the ground. What a relief! Though I cannot imagine that he's that much nicer to the woman he's with now. Poor her. Oh well. At least you're free of him. Sometimes it takes a lot, esp once the self-esteem and energy goes. Hey, funny how when you wrote your first entry it was like only for you, since no one else would read it, and now you are writing entries for an audience who has questions about your life!! How do you feel about that change?? ps, no one did my new survey. I guess it is too depressing!! LOL!

from wench77 :

They wouldnt let me post in signmyguestbook twice in a row, so here is my second post: what the hell is up with this signmyguestbook site anyways that has the shit brown and orange page after we write a note?? It gives me flashbacks to my horrid A&W polyester uniform from 1983!!

from junipersday :

steve sounds wonderful. he has a good story. they should make a movie about steve.

from satellitebob :

see that bassist up there?*friends nod* we did it! I like that!

from ohswim :

You inspire me. Must be that unconditional love....:) Glad you liked...Dr. D.

from wherwhenwhy :

You want to hear a funny story about a bass guitar? My Dad super glued his eye closed while making one for my brother. You know when you know you aren't supposed to laugh because you know it is a serious situation but you have to stop and think which you have to do first, laugh or panic? Well I laughed. I think I am going to list all the silly things my Dad has done to himself in the name of art and having a good time, and sell it as a warning to others. Have fun with your instrument and don't do my brother where he actually forgets he is the bassist and tries to do all the lead stuff. Apparently it takes a lot of detuning, somehow, I think, I have no idea what he does I just know he shouldn't. lots of love

from wench77 :

218 in one sitting? gee, i give up my gold medal for procrastination! :) Today I didnt even put an entry. I am ATTEMPTING to stick to some of my resolutions. Darn. I did go to the gym and I did make real food for supper, AND do the dishes, AND the bank and two pages of comics, and now I am actually running a bath. There now I dont have to put an entry, just refer people here!! That is sweet of that steve guy. If I had the money I'd do things like that. That is why i get taken for granted. Too generous. poop and fart. Dont take him for granted. nope.

from junipersday :

oh no! It can't be a fake though, can it? She can't be a fake designer either because she has full page colour spreads in Vogue!!! I'm all paranoid now.

from junipersday :

ok. the bag pic is up

from junipersday :

Since I read Vogue Australia, I'm really up to date on all the antipodean designers. So finding Olga Berg, a hip young Melbourne designer, in this tiny town is amazing. I'm looking for a pic of the bag. Ok. I'm uploading the pic to my server...i'll add the entry now.

from junipersday :

words can't do this purse justice. I'm devoting a whole entry to it once Matt gets back (25 hours and counting) so he can shoot some video (since we've kidnapped his brother's video camera) and get me some stills. Purses, shoes and panties are my absolute fetishes. especially all 3 at once. whoo dear. I'm all hot and bothered now.

from loopyboi :

Now *THAT'S* a BASS! Pretty! :) Love, xoxox ~ Jamer

from ohswim :

You inspire me. love dr. d

from dragonfly-1 :

First I'd like to know how you met Steve and does he need anymore friends? Tell him about me?!! Please? I could really use a new piano. Oh that story (the one before the guitar gift) was so sad. I think you're amazing for what you've overcome. If I didn't have a full house already I'd let you come and live here with us!

from dooki :

I know you didn't promise me shit, I know I pressure you to do things like kill presidents and beat up crack-heads and hump gas stoves. I know it's rough for you and all, so I guess I'll never ASK YOU ANYTHING AGAIN!!!!!!! *sob...sob...cry...crying noise...onomotopoea. DID I spell that right? I don't think I did. HEY! You should spell it correctly in another onejjaday entry! HOW BOUT THEM APPLES!

from chaosdaily :

awesome entry...

from dooki :

by the way, thank you for telling us your hardest time. I've never had to knock heroin, but I lost a best friend to it, and it was the most difficult thing to watch. So from an outsiders standpoint, I understand and I'm glad you're strong enough to kick it. Onewetleg rocks the kasbah.

from dooki :

ok, so uh, onejjaday has turned into onejjamonth...which makes you a fucking liar. What's the deal? Where's me hateful jj? Are you too happy to pretend that you're evil and hateful? Well, that's no excuse at all! NO EXCUSE, MISSY!

from wherwhenwhy :

My mother told me that children make things up about adults when they don't get what they want, so I never saw the point of yelling. And it is easier to yell at a stranger than it is at someone who you are supposed to look up to. And don't apologise, it isn't anyones fault especially not yours. these thing happen. lots of love

from thedevlyn :

You were first because you are you. No candy coating. You.

from jademercy7 :

I should do that. I should yell at everyone with a fork in hand and call all of them child molesters...Mwahahaha.

from onebluegreen :

You have been through so much. That is an amazing story. Thanks for writing it. *hugs*

from wench77 :

Well, if one is a slut for not organizing I am just superslut of the century, as my house is an unarchived nightmare. Last year I spent about 2 months archiving paperwork and drawing contracts. I dont have any messenger thingie cuz they sort of mean you are stuck glued to the computer in a very slow conversation. Already it is hard enough to work with notes and shit. yup. Had ICQ and totally killed it off. You can email me though if you want to get off notes. yeah.

from wench77 :

ahhh. and you also archived all your older entries! housecleaning! :)

from junipersday :

dear jj, thank you for these wonderful entries. they let us see into your past, but they also teach us wonderful lessons. you're such a lovely person. you inspire me so much.

from ohswim :

Wonderful entry. I can almost smell the musk and cigarette smoke. You obviously truly love this person. Gee. I hope you don't fall out of bed onto the floor tonight....:)

from onestparade :

No sweat, jj. It's still hella cool. Ha hahaha. Thank you very much. You rule my universe. Love, wilkie.

from thedevlyn :

Mmm, bottom. And thank you.

from gaylaughter :

Dude, the next surly customer I get, I am sending straight to you because you will kick some ass for sure. About the word project, don't worry, Shelley takes her sweetass pimp time responding. I wrote her twice, the first time to let her know I was interested, and then when I didn't get a response in a few days, I wrote her a longer email explaining why I wanted to be a part of the story so badly, and she wrote me back that night. But it takes her a week or two between correspondances usually, I guess she's a pretty busy lady. SO YEAH! Good luck and have an un-shitty Monday!

from satellitebob :

ohhhh the good ole' fall asleep, promise I won't touch you in the underwear area trick!!!!

from onestparade :

Holy fungi, thank you so much jj. That is the coolest thing ever. I cracked up when I saw it. It's hilarious. Ha ha ha. Thank you very much, you're so kind. I don't think it looks good where I put it... not... centered but I'll fix it. Thanks a million jj. Love, Wilkie-one sweet guy.

from wench77 :

hehe, I almost did too right now!! Hey, ONE minute!! It takes THREE just for the little blue pill to kick in!! :) No, it will take longer cuz i am putting in photos too... I'll catch you tomorrow then... i just read your entry and says tommy is coming soon. Have a nice night. Cool on getting the stuffing guy kicked out. Many baddoers (only Bush and superheros have so many evildoers) hate attention, yup. That is a good reason to talk LOUDLY about them!! :)

from wench77 :

ps, if you're still around, gonna write another entry now... i should be done in a little while.

from wench77 :

thanks for the nice note. hugs. it was easier to write what i meant today cuz i am less down. last night just a mess. so dumb and silly... yup, my own worst enemy.

from junipersday :

*big hugs* Thank you so much jj!! I just love getting notes from you. They cheer me up so much. I think you just need to go request another diary review and ask for me. I can't believe I'm doing reviews for them....that's what you get when you sign up for things while drunk. Ha ha.

from thedevlyn :

Mmm, satisfied.

from wench77 :

Hey, ya, that is what I thought... means I am dead... but I didnt think about all the other people... I feel better now feeling that all of us with that day are dead not just me. yay. hey is wherwhenwhat or whateverthe name is,(sorry, the notes page disappears when the message entry page comes up), are they in the UK?? I read that weekend note (and you are SO right it was SO dead here all weekend) and totally got all missing British tv... corynory and Eastenders and Cilla Black I think her name is and all those tv shows I got addicted to when I was in London!! mmmm.

from dooki :

Sorry the crack head is gone, but I think it's great. My weekend sucked. How bout you? NO one fucking shopped. What's the deal? Last year we were really damn busy, not so much this year. Ah well.

from wherwhenwhy :

church, I meant to say church, sorry. lots of love

from wherwhenwhy :

People don't update on the weekend because there are all the cartoons to watch, and the Holloaks omnibus, and Eastenders and Coronation Street, and there are usually a couple of good old films on BBC2. Mind you I think it is also down to the fact they are either drunk or hungover and a bright computer screen flickering at you isn't the bets of hangover cures. Hope you found something interesting to do, I'm still reeling from the mtv experience last night. lots of love (notice I didn't mention anything about. Do they still exist?)

from onestparade :

Don't mention it. I should've done it a long time ago. Yes, you are the only one that leaves notes on my notes page but that is definetly not a bad thing. Please, do not stop. You do not have to give me a present... although I am curious what it could be... but please, don't. Just keep reading and writing and keeping in touch. Love, wilkie.

from wench77 :

ack another note after I wrote you an essay. I wanted to say I liked your fear of people discovering you are a gypsy entry. I didnt know what to say. So I just say the entry touched me. thats all. hugs.

from wench77 :

Hi. I understand why you find the questions in the baby survey redundant... it is because you and the other two people who did it are totally not representative of the general population. Your answer to "do you think single women should have kids, and lesbians, and bdsm players" is all the same answer... so it feels like the same question... ie you're ok with it if the person would be a good parent. But the majority of the world does not think that way. Many would say yes to the single women, be hesitant about the lesbians, and totally against the bdsm player... or at least that is my guess. But you all who have chosen to take this are all too openminded so it's all ok with you instead of in degrees. Same with adopting. Some people are ok with some woman having her own kid, but for some reason think single women, or lesbians or those who do bdsm (hey, you were the only one so far who even KNEW what bdsm meant!!) shouldnt adopt. Believe me, cuz these are rules of adopting agencies. Maybe I won't get a good sample of attitudes cuz only openminded people who are ok with single bdsm dykes will answer the survey (and find it confusing) oh well. I tried. Glad you liked the adult kids one better. Thanks for doing it!! (even if you were real tired this morning)

from jademercy7 :

Thanks for leaving me a note. I shall eventually add the link, most likely sometimes later on today because it's 3 am, I gotta be somewhere at 9am and I still haven't showered or slept. So sometime later on today I shall add it. Just wanted to keep you informed. Cheers.

from ladyvaduva :

u could never bug me! lol!! I know everybody disappears on the weekend kinda like that festival.. they have in england.. its a musik festival.. and there's some crazy storey about it.. but ne who.. it does suck.. and thank u too for ur notes! :-) they always make me day!

from wherwhenwhy :

I've just remembered soya milk and yoghurt is good for men's estrogen levels, puts them up and prevents them getting prostate cancer, there was a big thing about it but my Dad wasn't convinced, he's a "man" and dosen't have womens hormones. lots of love

from onestparade :

You are so friggin' amazing. I would love to do the cuddle with you. You're ever so sweet. Love, wilkie.

from wherwhenwhy :

St Helen's natural goats milk is divine but the stuff with the honey is a bit crappy. And don't worry what they would think if they knew, they usually aren't much better themselves. And I really didn't mean that to come out like an insult. I meant that people that judge you for what you were or you think you are aren't worth worrying about. Ok, I'll shut up before I really insult you, everything seems to be coming out wrong lately. lots of love

from ohswim :

I wonder how many of us feel like we're "faking it". Your words ring for me. I've always felt this way too. "I wonder when the school is going to figure it out, i wonder when the Board will figure it out, I wonder when the patient's will figure it out" Problem is, when anything negative happens. You immediately feel like it justified. "HA, I knew it. I knew I was no good and THAT's why this happened." It's a tough problem. I think the way to combat it is to realize that......You are wonderful. Love and hugs Dr. D.

from wench77 :

not know what is baravente. not know to hate or not to hate!! :) Thanks for the nice comments on the images. But I wish they were clearer. The first fallen angel is nice but really big. too big. Funny but I never even thought of making a button for people to link to MY site... I was thinking of making one to give to zaziel for people to link to the fallen site. I shall think on it, yes, think on it. It is an idea.

from ladyvaduva :

lol.. same here :-) u've got the diamond.. I think u just forgot where u put it lol!! I'm just takin it too far lol! don't worry so much what people think.. just do what u hafta do.. I figger the more u think about something the worse u build it up to be..

from loopyboi :

And I, you. {{{hugs for you}}} ~ J

from loopyboi :

I'm confused. You said something about an entry in your diary, and my description of you in my profile. It says that you are "A doll", because I think you are "a doll". Nothing more, nothing less. Had nothing to do with an entry. ~ J xoxox

from ladyvaduva :

people are like diamonds.. u get a little light and u see one facet of them.. u get a little more lite u see more facets of them.. and the more u shift the diamond the more you see... remember people only see what you want them to see.. :-)

from ladyvaduva :

thanks so much.. I wish I could sew.. I suck at it..

from loopyboi :

Your entry was titled "Can I Fake it?" You probably know what I thought it was about. LOLOL I like what you wrote. Profound, and you know... I like profound words. :):):) Love, Your little 'Buttercup'. ;)

from wench77 :

hehe yeah, what is with that Bravenet anyways?? I just saw the fun clicky map on sasori-gal's site and had to have the little gadget. I almost didnt sign up when i read their terms of usage. I mean... cannot offend anyone, no swearing (no swearing? fuckin shit!!), no adult material... hell, (oops is that another swear?)... oh yeah, this is YOUR notes, not my webpage... so maybe they'll come shut me down if they read about another saturday nite eh. and I've already offended the christmas trees. sigh! So you may swear if you like! As long as it is not on a Bravenet site. hehe

from ohswim :

Happy Buy NOthing Day. Hope you had a great Thanksgiving. Love Dr. D.

from wherwhenwhy :

I know I was only kidding although there is a starbucks or two in Aberdeen, and a Costa, and Safeways. My Godmother had a motto "If you are going to bounce a cheque never bounce it on the little man because the little man has a family" Mind you buying locally isn't that good either, the guy that owned the shop in Ardersier also owned half the village. Hope you are enjoying your no buy nothing day and not to worry I think I have about half a million tubs of yoghurt as it is, there are just so many flavours and types and you could spend a whole day deciding which to get. I did that with cheese once, went to asda for some cheese, spent most of the afternoon staring at it all trying to decide, chedder, white or red, edam, welsh, french, soft, mature, scottish, irish, the list is endless, I can't rmember what I bought, it was propbably the first bit I looked at, the worst part was having to explain to Donna why it took three hours to buy a bit of cheese. I am going to leave you know before I start to ramble on about something else just as trivial and before you fall asleep thinking about cheese. lots of love

from satellitebob :

or snotty gerbile brain using my not real name.

from satellitebob :

poopsie gizzard shorts... that would get me the ladies I bet...

from wherwhenwhy :

So far I have bought nothing, not even yoghurt, but I am feeling the urge. lots of love

from onestparade :

You make me laugh, jj. Thank you for the advice. I will take it to heart. Everyone loves you, jj. Wow. Have a jolly good thanksgiving. Love, wilkie.

from onebluegreen :

Wow. That was some long note! I hope you have a Happy Thanksgiving.

from onebluegreen :

I haven't read what the original person's point was but the person who said it to me was saying that the swear words in their root meaning relate to women. If you call a man a cocksucker the person who traditionally has been the person giving a blowjob is a woman. Like calling someone a pussy. You are making fun of the person by referring to a woman. If you are an SOB than you are bad b/c your mother had you out of wedlock. You are tainted b/c your mother was considered to be a whore. MFer is less clear, it can kind of go either way, but whatever the case the man is bad b/c of something he has done with a woman, in this case have sex with someone's mother as if mothers should just stop having sex. There is no swear term for some girl who sleeps with someone's Dad because an older man with a younger woman is much more accepted. Then there is bitch. You can call a guy a dick but dick isn't a swear word. It is mainly just slang. I would be interested in reading the original person's ideas. I think it was written during the 70s. What surprised me when she said this is other than pussy I had never noticed the gendered nature of a lot of swear words.

from wench77 :

hey, that was a GREAT hot oil, broomstick, plate answer! funny answers alround. Cat litter? Grounds for divorce if you ask me!! If you cannot tell, I totally fucked up and missed reading your great replies before... that can happen, cuz a bunch of people answer one night and the next day I go look and it is hard to tell just how many are new answers, esp if I recognize the name. damn! Forgive me forgive me cuz of course i wouldve mentioned your swell "put em together" answer. Just goes to show you are good at bricolage which is a good segue to...well, you sound just like a sewing fool! that's a good thing, yeah!

from thedevlyn :

Hey you, isn't the 28th Friday? Go now and consume large ammounts of turkey.

from satellitebob :

you were no longer my hero when you said you snapped their heads off, but then you told me about the furbies-like things you have turned them into and you are now my god! snapsnapsnapsnap!!!!!

from dooki :

you suck. I get to work 10 hours that day, along with a new girl who doesn't know how to use a register. YAY. By the way, dreamcatcher sucked, and so do you!!!!!!!!!

from ohswim :

We have two local coffee shops in my town (suburb). They are called..Starbucks and Carabou. Both national chains. Nothing but national chains here. The local shops are dead here. At least Starbucks tries to give back to the community here. Have a great turkey day. Lots-o-love. Dr. d.

from satellitebob :

I'm so happy I don't have to deal with the general public on a daily basis. You are my hero for not snapping the heads off the customers.

from wherwhenwhy :

Hoodies rule!!!! lots of love

from ladyvaduva :

thanks.. it was one of those bad days lol.. I just get down on myself and the world. sometimes u need some of those just to remember the good things in life.. thanks for the words of encouragement

from sani :

It's Rotterdam in the Netherlands. <best is to look at my pics at http://www.fotolog.net/salamandrina ( 6 new ones each day ( or old ones)

from mangoprawns :

oh yeah. it is every man's right - duty even - to be led astray by curiously tempting women. i live by that!

from wench77 :

... I think the "last updated at blahblah am" is a great idea, but I wish they had some sort of separate preview/continue writing save function separate from posting the finished entry... I used to write the whole damn thing before I clicked "done" but I lost two or three long great entries with photos and links... and reading people's diaries I can see I am not the only one. And anyhows, Hi! nice to see someone else online too! Hope you had a good day, and if you're doing an entry i'll read it as soon as i get done!

from wench77 :

you mean like writing at the very top "last updated at 7:02 am?" that is an idea. But when I do that, i often write a separate "update" entry. Right now I am not updating, I am writing the bloody entry, so it is changed about every 4 minutes, cuz I save it after I put a link or somesuch, so if I lose the window I only lose 1 link, not 5. I wont be done for a few minutes. and like it says, when I am done the entry, I will remove the ****notice*** at the bottom

from ohell :

OWL, Hey, hi. I haven't really read a lot of other people yet, I think I'm still getting used to this whole thing. The initial into that got cut off was a half joke; it was as if my characters were maxed out. I don't know what I was goign to say, but I'm sure it was great, ha.

from loopyboi :

I love it! I'm sappy at heart, so I'm impartial anyway. :) I love the last sentence: "Was it worth it?" My answer would be, "So far, yes." Jamie

from shadybacon :

thanks...your template is cool too....the skating? um..well i havent skated in like 2 months..*tisk tisk* bad me! I really should stop neglecting it.

from chaosdaily :

zorro reminds me of our old cat boots, who disappeared 4 years ago. boots was gone for a week when we lived in milwaukee, and after we moved here he was gone for another week. both times he went into someones house to eat, and thats how we got him back. the cops arrested him twice, once when he walked into the neighborhood school and the other time when he was ontop of a restaurant..... how embarrassing to have the police at your door with your cat locked in the back of their car.... lol

from dragonfly-1 :

Good story JJ. Keep 'em coming. Hope you guys have fun on your picnic. What's a 16 of colt 45 by the way?

from wherwhenwhy :

Bloody hell. I have enough trouble with just the one. lots of love

from onestparade :

You know it. ;] Ha ha ha. Thanks jj. What a pal, what a pal. love, wilkie

from wench77 :

Heya! Are you online? I just put another entry for today... :)...

from wench77 :

3rd message! wow, a Canadiana entry! Even in Regina I didnt have to memorize Flanders Fields! :) Maybe that is why i feel no compunction to pick up the burning torch?? ciao! hope you have a busy day at work.

from wench77 :

I just read your acid/kid story. It was good. You are a good writer. It was funny about the lox and then scary freaky about the husband acid thing then suspenseful and touching. all in one entry. with few words. wow.

from wench77 :

Heya! Are you online? I just put another entry for today... :)...

from wherwhenwhy :

I worked in a bar with a capacity of 2000 (there was actually 7 bars in the one venue) for six years with no problem but make me walk down Union Street or sit in a room with more than four people I'd turn to jelly, and you don't want to go to Canada, I have family in Canada and aparently thay aren't that nice. They abandoned there two children and left them with a cripled aunt, the boy (my Dad's bestest buddy and closest thing to a brother) hung himself in 1963 and the girl (now a sixtyold year old) has had a lifetime of back problems from lifting the aunt everyday of her life, go to New Zealand I have nice family there. And I loved the War poets when I was at school, them and Phillip Larkin. lots of love

from dragonfly-1 :

OKay that story about your ex husband is great. Now I want to hear more and it's not just me I think others want to hear more too. Love it! Great job with the Canadian National Anthem! And you've got the new words too, which I never knew them because they changed them after my time. Now all you need is to learn it in French and you're all set! I signed your guestbook

from ohell :

oh, I really like your entry today. Kind of synchronistic really, because my guy wants a few days off from me because of my bad attitude. I am sad and all, but won't he be surprised when he changes his mind tomorrow and I don't answer the phone all day? Or the next day? Till I'm good and goddamned ready, thanks just needed to vent, I think you understand. ohellwithim

from ohswim :

So YOU are the truck driver....I just can not keep you two straight....:) Love, Dr. D.

from ohswim :

Cold day. Wish I could be there to warm you. Get you a hot chowder.....OK, so I really want to meet you and your underwear friend and we could all warm up...hehehe. I'm glad you are strong and have made it to a good place after what you have been through. Love and hugs to you.Dr.D

from dazzlinglife :

wow, that was one of the most revealing entries i've ever read from you. your story is riveting. feel free to break loose more like that. tata, -emma

from junipersday :

i have sucessfully completed my first day of patting...different, but working like a charm. lovely entry tonight. off to dream about my newest sexy boy crush. hope it's x-rated!!

from wherwhenwhy :

I added on the bottom of the last one. I am getting quite good at this changing stuff malarky, I think. lots of love

from wherwhenwhy :

HE'S FINISHED THE WARDROBE! I'm so excited, I'm telling everyone I know, which isn't that many come to think of it. Oh well. lots of love

from wherwhenwhy :

Eating a dictionary for breakfast, now I have one of them. My mother said acid is the best drug to take and my Dad thinks it is the worst, just showed the state of their marraige when they couldn't even agree on their class A drugs. lots of love

from aberrations :

please read my 11-21-03 entry. :_)

from junipersday :

crushes make the world go round. *super big hugs* thank you so much. you cheer me up. love you

from wherwhenwhy :

The day you stop getting crushes for people is the day you become menopausel and have to get yourself some goldfish. lots of love

from wench77 :

yeah, i am the angel of the lord come to get you to stop touchin hands with married men with sexy wives... you shall be smitten down unless you stop dallying with his large dry warm palms... repent today!!

from wench77 :

Dammit! I pulled a "wet leg"... and sent a note to you... to myself! here it is :your diary today is funny... crushes on boys at your age!! hehe! sneaky sneaky... getting to touch his hand. hehe. :) Your job IS more fun!

from wench77 :

thanks. dont know why i am bumming today (i was premenstrual LAST week) but I just am. big time. And i'm not even having a bad day... someone else (the petshop drawing people) actually paid me, flamenco was fun, it's not raining.... btw that guy was bummed that I "scared" one of the two people to choose his Gorey thing into taking it down... (you can read his note)

from brain-dump :

i thought i'd write you a pointless note to go with your pointless day. lalala

from junipersday :

endo makes pain drive down your spine into your "flanks". I just got that off the website. I'm not too sure what flanks are...sounds like something only pigs should have. but i think it's also a common thing if you stand wrong or sit wrong. I hate pain. love you

from mommylap :

Yep, that's Jaime Hernandez, and I haven't asked. Since it's not a use for bringing in income, I figured they (and Fantagraphics) would consider it fair use. I know both bros. are cool with images in use for flyers etc. I can make another lap army button, AND I will put a credit for the image somewhere, how do you feel about that?

from wagoner426 :

no clue how to link it at all. so please do. thanks a bunch

from wench77 :

that girl at the top is a cartoon of you that you drew yourself?? hey, if you're gonna put an entry about it you should put i that copyright info link... did you read it? it is really precise... I put it in one of my entries. The problem is getting to be I put tons of links, and then a month later i want to pass on one to someone and cannot remember in which entry i put it. ack!

from wench77 :

ok like calm down. you may notice I have shoved up all those quizilla result thingies... I think that if you try not to steal poor starving cartoonists and illustrator's stuff it is already a good thing non? You cannot save every homeless bunny ! LOL! God, I didnt put another entry cuz i thought i'd get offline and work, and all i've done is eat chocolate and read diaries... ie responded to Aussois's today... hmm, I really should leave poor young Christians alone!!

from wench77 :

heehee you posted to yourself again! I see you!!! well, it is one of those spreading virus things with the internet cuz people can drag and drop and all that... best to stick with things you do yourself, or by friends you can bribe or flatter, or people who have been dead the requisite number of years, whose estates havent kept up copyright registration! That means no Snoopy, no Calvin, no Hernandez bros... but hey, did you know all these artists before?? see, you are getting acquainted with great things!! You could always suck up to me and see where it gets you in granting of nonexclusive copyright use!! LOL!

from onewetleg :

argh! does this downward spiral into copyright infringement never stop? kill me. love,

from wench77 :

mmm, the lap army thing is a drawing by Jaime Hernandez: http://www.fantagraphics.com/artist/lr/losbros/jaime/jaime.html... probably one of his later books on women fighters.

from wench77 :

hehe, you're right... it just says that what it is, it doesnt even say copyright Edward Gorey!!... much like if I stole a bunch of cookies from the Safeway store, and then gave them out in front of my house to whoever wanted them, beside a sign that said "cookies from the Safeway store". mmm.

from wench77 :

oh yes, stickiness stickiness. I doubt VERY much that someone with a webring contacted the Hernandez Bros, neither the estate of poor deceased Mr. Gorey.. and I assume if they had, that there would in any rate be a little copyright notice crammed onto the image somehow. It depends if you care. If you do, you could perhaps contact the one who made the button and ask if they had a different non-copyrighted image you could substitute... ie a scan of their big toe or somesuch. It's kind of like going "should I stop playing this mixed cassette my friend bootlegged for me, in my bar?" mmm. dunno.

from wench77 :

ps, it's not so much that you have to pay royalties, but rather that it is illegal to use it without a written agreement with them that they will assent to you using it in exchange for you paying royalties. If you just sent them $$ it would be the equivalent of stealing someone's car, and then sending them a cheque in the mail. mmm. Note I have no drawings from other people on my site, (exception of Sue's, and i have an email from her saying it is ok, plus I credited her), nor images I have snagged. I tend to link if I can, if I like something and want people to see it. It is a drag, cuz I see images ALL the time that i'd love to shove in, and my house is full of fun comics and books I could just scan in left right and center. Sigh!! :)

from wench77 :

You are reproducing it when you dont have copyright (that is what it means... the right to copy it)... you could download it for your own personal use on your computer... ie for you to look at, which would be the equivalent of making one photocopy for your own reference. If you put it on a website it is rather the equivalent of putting it in a zine that you distribute to the public. Read here: http://whatiscopyright.org I mean really, why would anyone buy anything if they could just take anything an artist did that they liked and use it wherever they want without paying (or even crediting..neither of those artists were credited) the artist? You may guess this is a personal issue to me, esp since I do comics. Diane DiMassa, who did HotHead Paisan, had her stuff ripped off all the time... people would stick her character on posters and all kinds of shit. And she stopped making her comic partially cuz they went broke and couldnt pay the printer. Hmmm. Should an artist produce for free?

from wagoner426 :

i have other ppl who read this. they just arent in diaryland, but yes it is a select few and thanks for the info i will join =P

from wench77 :

oh, reading your notes... that so IS from the Gashlycrumb tinies! That is DESMOND thrown out of a sleigh!! And above that Love and Rockets... are these people getting their royalties, huh?

from wench77 :

No I hadnt read it. But i did now and I took it off. I havent had any problems with windows popping up, XXX or otherwise. Just when Meeyapede spelled diaryland without a y when she linked to me!! That took you to a "can't find that URL" spot with popups galore! I have a mac, so don't have windows... have OS. mmm, I took it off anyhews since it almost always says 1online, which is me!!! LOL! thanks

from onedarksoul :

Your awards: 1=<a href="http://onedarksoul.diaryland.com/whatisit.html"><img src="http://ourworld.cs.com/DemonKnight1818/whatisit/award1-2.jpg" border=0></a> 2=<a href="http://onedarksoul.diaryland.com"><img src="http://ourworld.cs.com/DemonKnight1818/whatisit/award2-2.jpg" border=0></a> If you have any problems with the codes let me know. Also, new pics are up.

from loopyboi :

http://users.aol.com/emarko/gorey.html Paste that into your browser. That's him! Edward Gorey! I *doooooooo* love you! XOXOX ~ Jamie

from loopyboi :

Sayyy... Is the picture on your DiaryLand entry page (below your "blog-inality"), one of "The Gashlycrumb Tinies"? If so, I think I love you! ;) xoxox ~ Jamie

from satellitebob :

your page is mighty purty!<--thats my texas drawlll.

from wherwhenwhy :

I am slowly getting used to the new layout. Change is quite a disturbing thing especially when you try and read sentences that are only a word long, but seriously it's looking good. lots of love

from thedevlyn :

I like the new template. Today I asked a friend if they could turn down the suck. All I got back was a wierd look, but I got a great laugh out of it.

from junipersday :

awww...so sweet. you're too lovely!!! jen = gin = juniper berries = juniper...I've never put it together before. groooooovy

from junipersday :

i make goodies for you: http://www.therubberband.com/ilovejj-button.gif and http://www.therubberband.com/newtdspinksocks.jpg love you

from junipersday :

dear jj. you are a goddess. I love you.

from mommylap :

OOO! I wholeheartedly accept you into the lap army! The lady wrestlers look amazing with your template if I do say so myself. Your note made me laugh. Darn those older entries templates anyway..I just need to suck it up and cast instant gratification aside, and just learn the html myself. If I can start an army I can learn html right?

from chaosdaily :

oooooooooo nice design!!

from mnvnjnsn :

TWoP = Television Without Pity. The writers have a convention in their writing wherein if they want to skip over unneccessary dialog, they say "blah blah blah fishcakes." Many writers substitute other words specific to the situation in place of the word "fish." It's a great site, and I highly recommend it. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com.

from wench77 :

you are funny!! they are not rowrr pictures! they are pictures my dad took. though i suppose i could send http://www.geocities.com/hemsida4323/faceswench/godiva1.jpg if you want to see the hair. That was a skinny femmey drag me... about three or four years ago...

from dragonfly-1 :

Look at all these notes! You're so popular! Cool! ANyways, thanks so much for all your help. My picture is up. I love it. It's one of the only things that makes me laugh. It's much better than that chick on the swing.

from thedevlyn :

You are so kind. Always like seeing what's goin' on in your world. Also thanks for introducing me to squirrelx.

from ohswim :

Nice sentence with the word. I never really planned to be a grammer-Nazi. Just sort of happened. I guess one gets a rep. in the most unusual ways. Of course I DO USE caps....so there you have it....:).......Update, now the damn pilot says he needs a new Transponder or some such nonsense and he has to order it from Napal or something. I think he just lost his liscense or something and doesn't want to tell me. I will never, ever get my CHOWDER. Love, Dr.D.

from chickenabuse :

Thanks

from satellitebob :

about all the chiks writing me, you know you are my numero uno!... I was going for smoove on that one, did it come off off as smoove?

from ohswim :

Loved the stoned entry. It was like being there....and there.....and there.....and THERE....lol. Nice to have one of those every so often. Great day to you. luv. dr. d

from wench77 :

is it called Thrift Town??

from wench77 :

it's on the south side (or whichever is further away from Valencia) on Mission... two floors of stuff, clothes downstairs and shelves of kitchen stuff near front windows in upstairs balcony??

from wench77 :

yah me too. thats life. My best friend before she completely disappeared, used to say "life is not pretty" in a frenchcanadian accent. I miss her too. I really hoped to get lots done today. The most I did was read 10 pages of text (ie half an hour) and take paper out to draw on. No drawing. I dont know what to do when the one you think of for comfort (and that is what I was thinking of, how much I'd just like to be held quietly on a sunday nite and watch tv or something) is the one who fucked you over. All the good and the bad all mixed up together.

from wench77 :

ps, your entry cannot be Nov 17 at 9 something pm, unless you live in the future. Right now it is Nov 17 at 2:12 am here, which means 11:12 pm on Nov 16 at SF, so your entry lies it lies!!

from wench77 :

what store. i'm staying in the mission... valencia and church or something like that... not sure. Not far from 16th, at Trina Robbin's, the cartoonist/ writer. She's like my favorite aunt.

from ohswim :

Babe. So sorry about your crash. New beginnings are hard but the stuff you write daily is lots more important than the extras. The extras are fun, but its you that makes your site the joy that it is. Love, Dr. D....btw good news on the Lear, the wax finally came in and they say it can be done before Thanksgiving...

from chaosdaily :

awww i looked at your old entries, i guess the copy and paste thing wont work. i would be crying too. hugs

from dooki :

don't cry, the one leg that is wet. It's providential, not that I buy all that providence shit, but it's fun to type and i've had a shitty day. If you can, try and get the moving kitty back. I love him. Every time I read your diary, I'd click on it and watch it run and sleep. run and sleep run and sleep. Just like my cats. The only thing missing is the cat doesn't piss on your heater and make the whole house smell like urine. Can you find a computer cat that does that?

from ladyvaduva :

that sucks so bad.. that u gotta start over.. I've had to do that a few times.. I may hafta all over again.. who knows.. lol.. but I know ur pain.. http://beautify.diaryland.com (I think that's the addy.. ) for a lotta great wicked kewl free templates!

from wench77 :

hey, did you read the rest of my entry from Sat, after you checked out the dildos? because i kept adding til 6am... I shouldnt do that, cuz people read the entry at 10pm and think they've read it, and they've actually only read half.

from runawaystar :

sure, you are a great writer. my older username was tearsbyrain. its locked now and I just use it for keeping things I can't save on my computer.<3

from chaosdaily :

lol thats ok, you can just leave me a note to say hi, too

from wench77 :

confusion confusion. you mean comandeering in place of hijacking? (this is my most lucid guess), or some other? please elucidate!

from dragonfly-1 :

I sent you the email but it came but saying that they don't know who you are!!! <[email protected]>... Addressee unknown,

from ohswim :

jj -- interesting concept (Buy Nothing Day). I must be pretty sheltered because this is the first i"ve heard of it. I checked the link, thought of the concept, etc. But I have a problem. I'm sort of like you in that I'm not an activist but I look at this as a good idea. something to make people think about what and why they are buying (as you said). However. THE DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING. What were they thinking???? that's like the biggest shopping day of the year. That's like making a "don't drink day" and setting it on St. Patrick's day. Anyway, I will try to support it by laying around after several Turkey sandwiches watching football.....hey wait, that's what I do EVERY Friday after Thanksgiving....love Dr. D.

from guderian :

Aloha onewetleg, I am so sorry it took me so long to respond to you (I was under the weather, bad cold). Thank you for taking my first survey and thank you for pointing out the info about the Cambridge Research, I also like the thought provoking answers you gave. And I do appreciate you taking your time to answer this survey with some of the best answers I've read! Sincerely, Ciao Bambina, Guderian

from wagoner426 :

ok thanks a bunch for helping me out =D on the lighter side of things i like ranch now...it scares me

from dooki :

this is all I can think of. I copied my html, and I'll paste it to you. Hopefully that will work. %%date%% - %%time%% %%entry%% <A HREF="%%prev%%">hate</A> - <A HREF="%%next%%">more hate</A> %%older_entries%%

from dooki :

For some reason, I wrote this note to myself. So, I'll write it to the correct person, which is you and repeat myself. It sounds like there's probably some miniscule type-o in the html, or it's cursed by renegade pirates from Goonies. I don't know. I looked at wagoner's page, and everything looks just like mine except for the older entries shit. Wish I could help.

from dooki :

are you talking about the %%older_entries%% that shows up after each link? If so, I know how to fix that. on the html page between the %%entry%% and <center> part, is the jargon for previous and newer entries, and directly under that text (EXAMPLE: <A HREF=">PREV. . . . >NEXT </A>)YOU SHOULD TYPE %%older_entries%%. That should just display the older entries without all the wierd html text showing up too. If that is not your question, then please ask away.

from brain-dump :

the sites look the same to me; maybe it's fixed already. haha, no my shoes aren't steve madden, they're from payless! fo-teen-niney nine, bay-bee!

from wench77 :

heehee! you sent the note to yourself!! Maybe all the thunderstorms are in Colma over the dead people? When I was there it always seemed nice in SF and cold and damp in Colma. Though i dont know about thunderstorms. Strange enough here in November... more likely in July. I am trying to do my impression of the whirling dirvishes from memory...i'm not so good. May post my drawing later. If i'm not too shy.

from wench77 :

you live someplace with no lightning? is that possible???

from wagoner426 :

do whatever you wish i like the plate but if it must change then change it to your whims i trust your talent and skills

from dragonfly-1 :

Okay I scored a 62 on the '80s music challenge.

from loopyboi :

OMG! Someday, you're gonna look back on the shoplifting homeless guy entry and laugh. Sorry, but I laughed my ass off.... Glad you got the sweaters back tho. :)

from dooki :

I am the ruler of the 80s! I would have gotten a 120, but I forgot to mention when I was born, so it deducted 10 points BOOO! i still rule. I RULE! What an awsome test. Now, instead of having one crappy song stuck in my head all day, I have about 95. ThAnKs!

from dooki :

fucking cart pushing assholes! I have mucho homeless people outside of my store too, and the antique shop next door gets all the weirdos. I've caught so many people stealing shit from her store. I hate shoplifters!

from satellitebob :

a pot brownie before bed makes one late for work... and thirsty. that is my words of wisdom for today. Off to take the 80s test now.

from wench77 :

Yay! another survey answered! :) No underwear????!! Um, sorry, I don't watch the Simpsons cuz I really don't watch tv. I have probably seen 6 episodes max. At least I know what the main characters look like! That's about it. I think it is cool you have Laura Ingalls Wilder as one of your fave authors... I recently reread Little House in the Big Woods, and was as impressed with it as an adult as I was as an 8yr old. ciao!

from ohell :

Hey you 1/2 of me wants to know how you got your name The other 1/2 wants to guess!

from wench77 :

yo! thank you for doing my threeof survey! great answers and you totally made me laugh. In awe of the length of the survey!! Hey. they only give you 30 spaces so I had to stop with the questions already!! "mommy, why???....why???..." "So little girls can ask questions, that's why." :)

from wherwhenwhy :

Dream of Vineyards because apparently that means "favourable investments and auspicious love-making". Well there's a thing!. Sleep well. lots of love

from wherwhenwhy :

Do you spray it on stuff it goes hard or something. I've been trying to figure out what you would do with Spray candy. Does it come out like hair mousse or something? You know this is going to bother me for ages. I may be silent for sometime now. lots of love

from junipersday :

isn't niacin like a vitamin or something? i take vitamins. oh damn. how i want some chocolate. Anyone lend me a fiver so I can get some chocolate. Pay ya back, I promise!!

from junipersday :

and thank you for having a diary. you make me smile. i'm soooo drunk!!! rock on with the drinking. I'm feeling so good I might rock on with myself in the cul-de-sac. Good thing I'm only wearing a sheet!! Luv U JJ ;)

from ladyvaduva :

that rawks man! a friend of myne says that all the time he's like "turn up the good and turn down the suck!" and as soon as I saw that I was like omg!!! concerts are always fun! :-)

from dragonfly-1 :

Okay I'm totally coming out to Frisco. And don't worry about the Jet - I live in SARS capital of the world so I don't really mind if your jet is slightly infected. I think we all are up here :) LOL By the way, I took the Dante's Inferno Test. I scored 8th Level of Hell. Maybe I should start believing in God before it's too late. I posted my scores in today's entry if anyone's interested.

from lovelyfae :

*blocks ears* Lalalala! You say the coolest things! Lalalala! "But, No! He said it first and-" LALALALALALA!!!!!

from ohswim :

Well I love it too, dragonfly, I believe me I have plenty too read (he said, glancing again at the mountain of charts on his desk). You are too modest.....So JJ, that sounds like a good plan to get DF to California and, of course, I would totally loan you my jet. One problem, after that nasty incedent when Mick and I flew up for the SARS concert, the Canadian authorities have black listed my planes registration. I mean, jeez, we never really came THAT close to the prime ministers helo....that guy has no sense of humor. Hope to catch up with you later.

from dragonfly-1 :

I've never heard of spray candy. Is it exactly how I imagine it? A spray bottle of liquid candy that you shoot into your mouth? Only in California huh!?! You told Ohswim that you love my diary!??????? You must not have enough stuff to read! Love Dragonfly

from wherwhenwhy :

Spray Candy? Enjoy your time of and don't get two drunk. lots of love

from ohswim :

JJ, I'm so sorry to see that your Shift key is broken. I just hate when that happens on my puter....hehehe. just kidding, I like the No caps effect. Hope you are doing well. I guess I'm going to have to see this Nemo thing, of which you speak. Everyone seems to like it....love dr. d.

from dooki :

*sigh* 'tis been a while. tsk tsk. But i have returned, to delve into your foibles yet again. how I love thee. But only in god's way.

from lovelyfae :

Ah! Quote-worthY! Not worthing. *shakes head* I think it may be time to go to bed now. lol

from lovelyfae :

You are so quote-worthing, it's ridiculous. "My awesomeness is only maginified by my total ability to rule!" It's genius. And the more I read, the more I feel the need to quote you. Even in normal conversation!

from junipersday :

"I'm a leg and I'm okay - I fart in the general direction of scorpions all night and I pop breadbins all day."

from sani :

most answers you can find on my very first entry were I introduce myself and in my profil

from junipersday :

ok. bring it on. slap fight it is. I really need to get this out of my system. I'm about to go drop kick something onto the poor boy. Sigh. He just has no idea. Men, why do we bother?! Hope your reading is good. I'm at a loss for something good to read.

from dragonfly-1 :

I hope I'm not driving you crazy with all of the notes I'm leaving for you! I'm still in the process of reading your entire diary. I'm up to May /03 right now. I'm completely fascinated with your diary. You've lead quite a life, JJ! I'm absolutely dying to hear your entire life story as I'm only getting bits and pieces from your diary.

from dragonfly-1 :

Thanks for the info on the layouts. Go to OneDark's diary and under the Vin Diesel picture, on the left side, his picture will load.

from dragonfly-1 :

Did you see OneDarkSoul's picture?? Finally I can put a face to the name!

from dragonfly-1 :

But don't you have to have a gold membership to change the layout of your diary? That's what I thought. I can't afford a gold membership. If I can change the layout for free please tell me thanks JJ

from freaktard :

The username is heffer, the password is steer.

from dragonfly-1 :

Okay I like the review thing and Bindyree did a great job with the images. I'd like to sign up for the reviews but I don't really understand it and don't know how to sign up. Can you help??

from wherwhenwhy :

no offence taken, I archived it all succesfully which I've only been trying to do for a week now. lots of love

from onestparade :

No, no. You didn't offend me or anything. I found it very funny. A lot of people think I am gay anyway. I don't really care what they think. Thank you for loving me and I'll always rock on. Love, wilkie

from onestparade :

Ha ha ha, man, all too funny. Onestparade is not bisexual. He does thinks he is at least ten percent gay but that does not make him want to kiss guys. He isn't bi. he likes girls. Thank you for your comment, dear. You're ever so sweet. Awww, such a grand song. I'm sorry about your blue ablum. It is the best ever. Only In Dreams is a very important song to me. Love, Wilkie.

from dooki :

HEY! is that there picture at the bottom of your page, the black and white one, whossat? Issat choo? Whossat? WHOSSAT DAMMIT!

from lovelyfae :

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! *ducks head* Don't hurt me. lol It's all fixed now. Love always, Fae

from dooki :

Thanks for letting me join the momma template. I hates me mommie too!

from dragonfly-1 :

And I thought I was the only one!. My mom sounds exactly like yours. I will be the first to join your I Hate My Mother Diaryring. You know, people think I'm being disrespectful when I say that I hate my mother. It couldn't be farther from the truth. If she hadn't been such an untrusting, controlling, hateful witch when she raised me, I may have turned out a better person. Hugs, Shelley p.s. Can you believe that when I sent this note to you this morning that I accidentally put it on my own notes page. I just realized it now when my email told me I had a new note. I was so excited and opened it immediately only to find it was my own note. Sometimes I'm such a dickwad.

from wherwhenwhy :

Sorry I think I have just screwed with your message board thing with that one. Please don't get angry. I'll be your fifth friend if you don't. lots of love

from thepersona :

Converse one star shoes or combat boots. And maybe a purple cape. And bring pizza, because I haven't eaten breakfast yet and I'm hungry. Please?

from onelasthope :

Hey! Sorry about the not being one of the ones anymore. The new diary is "lovelyfae" if you'd like to come see. Love always, Fae

from ohswim :

Ok, I was able to see your diary on this computer. I'm not sure what is wrong with the one at work. Hope I'm one of the 4. Or are you only counting those you have actually met...:) It was crisp and bright here in the Midwest too...but I'm hearing possible snow by Friday. Love ya, Dr. D.

from junipersday :

Thanks for your note. *hugs* I feel special. What are you going to ask Santa for this year?

from junipersday :

I learn so much just reading your notes! I have a huge pain tolerance (from abuse I assume) but my brother, who did have a traumatic birth, is soo sensitive to the tiniest thing. Damn. Now I forgot what I was going to say. Oh right. Did the tylenol pm make you feel groggy this morning? Did it take long to wake up? Not even my script pail killers are putting me to sleep anymore! I've got so much pain I can't sleep. I'm thinking about trying the real thing, but my friend Amber says you can get addicted with one dose, so I dunno. I might try the tylenol pm though. And don't not see the doc. Trust me, it can change your life for so much the better.

from wherwhenwhy :

People with a low pain threshold have usually had either a traumatic birth or as a very young baby has had some sort of operation. Although as an adult you don't actually remember the pain your brain does and that is why some people are more sensitive to pain than others. And the cabbage thing, my Grannie used to make cabbage poltices for cuts and boils and such. It helps with the healing process. Better than that stupid daktacort cream the doctor keeps giving me. Have fun tomorrow or is it today not quite sure. lots of love

from lilstarr :

No I didn't give onedarksoul that icky template! If I got to pick a template for him...it would probably have butterflies. hehe

from chuckwagon :

Hey, thanks for the notes and stuff, I like your diary, too. Though I didn't find the note about you wanting to marry me, it wouldn't have freaked me out, it's such a common occurence for people who read my diary to want to marry me. But, yeah, I really like your diary, though sometimes it's hard to read, not because your diary itself makes me cry, but it sometimes crashes my internet, which makes me cry. But, yeah, you've got good stuff.

from wherwhenwhy :

If you want to know the pain threshold theary I'll tell you that. I hope all is well or better than it was. lots of love

from wherwhenwhy :

I read that there is a part of your brain (right at the top of your spine), when you are a child and release stress hormones, they attack that part and it dosen't develope properly. This explains why so many people who were unhappy or abused as children grow into adults with "personality disorders" (I know that sounds shit but it was the only term I can think of at the moment). I think there is something in that and I believe that is what happened to me. I am slightly brain damaged. I also think about the chemical imbalance thing but I have tried to balance the damn things and it's just not happening. I hope you get a really nice and good doctor and I think it is a bit shit how you have to get insured before you are allowed to be ill and I get to be ill for free on the nhs. lots of love and take care of yourself and don't worry about the future because it hasn't happened yet.

from ohswim :

Hon, let me tell you what I tell my patients with depression and bipolar. Its a chemical imbalance in the brain. No one with diabetes thinks that if they were just stronger they wouldn't need insulin.... why is it that if your imbalance is in the brain, people think you can make it better by "being stronger". Some of your depression IS situational, no doubt, but part of it is chemical and you need to put the chemistry back on line. Ok, enough doctor talk. I love you and am praying for you and believe me when I say....I don't pray. Dr. D.

from dragonfly-1 :

JJ reading your entry today made me sad. I don't like to see anyone sad. If meds is what you need, I hope you get them. And get me some too please!

from wherwhenwhy :

I know exactly how you feel. The standard phrase when anyone asks me how I am is "I'm fine"(happy cheery little voice) but I run from anti-depressents because the idea of feeling nothing scares more than feeling like shit. But I am a great believer in one day it will sort itself out. You will just get fed up of being unhappy and ill and you will do it by youself. You can't feel like this all your life or there would be no point. take care of yourself and lots of love and thanks for the rope I'll make something pretty out of it.

from chaosdaily :

ok i only learned about this a couple of years ago.... a Battery Operated Boyfriend.... aka vibrator...

from junipersday :

*big hugs* Don't be afraid to give into the anti-depressants. I've been depressed since I was a child too. I fought help for years. And I finally gave in and I've never lived like this before. I'll never be able to give em up, but at least I'm not thinking about ending it all every day. We know you're a fighter, but sometimes ya have to give in too. =)

from ohswim :

Jealous of me?? You must be kidding. You write tons better on your worse day. But, thanks, you bring light to my world. Love Dr. D.

from dragonfly-1 :

I saw the pictures! Those guys look like so much fun - the kind I'd like to hang out with :) JJ I want to see a picture of you in your dreads. Got any? Shelley

from onedarksoul :

Happy Halloween!

from satellitebob :

thanks for sending folk to my site with the hopes of seeing some hott-ass! rule!

from dragonfly-1 :

Hey JJ, I can't find Sattelitebob's pic in his diary. Now you've totally got my curiosity peaked. Have you noticed that everyone just totally loves you! I read some of your notes :) PS, I'd rather masturbate than recycle hee hee

from dazzlinglife :

you are an absolute doll, and i'm sorry i over-dramatized. i will update to my heart's content. you have no idea how much your notes mean to me. thanks. tata, -emma

from ohswim :

Neat trick putting the entry at the bottom. You are right, I never looked there before. Now I'll look at your bottom every chance I get. Hehehe. Love ya, Dr.D.

from satellitebob :

I love that I am now a bubblegum flavor

from i-am-jack :

LOL I'm glad I got you with the pity click banner. That one actually did pretty good. Sadly the part about no one clicking the last banner was true! I figured I would see how well a pity banner would work. LOL I guess quite a few people felt sorry for the pouty girl I found on a google image search.

from bindyree :

Have I told you lately that I love you? :)

from dragonfly-1 :

JJ, I just wanted to tell you that your obsessive compulsive work habits are good. You're right; all of the long sleeved red shirts need to be together so that customers make sure they've seen them all. I like to shop at thrift shoppes and hate having to spend hours looking through the store to make sure I've found "just the right one". By the way, this is in reference to your Dec 17/02 entry. Love Shelley

from onelasthope :

Thank you so much. You have no idea how much I appreciate your support! Love always, Evil One

from onestparade :

Hey, that is kinda weird. I love my bed. It is the top of a bunk bed so it lays flat on the floor. Ha. And Paul Simon is hot. Love, Wilkie.

from ohell :

hey, thanks for the welcome. I think I'm legit now; and I'm confused as well. Are JJ and onewetleg the same, or just know each other really really well?

from junipersday :

here's your stamp: http://www.therubberband.com/jjstamp.gif just save it onto Agnes (that's the one now isn't it? Compy's still sick??) and then email it to the diary-stamp people. Their link is on my page. I'm too lazy to go get it for you. ;)

from onestparade :

Why thank you! But I am as worthless as an accordian in a ska band. Wow, that was lame. Thank you though, dearie! Love, Wilkie.

from ohswim :

Thanks JJ. I didn't read it as sarcastic, just supportive. I appreciate it. I'm still planning on the chowder but now the Lear needs a wax job. That could take all week, they say. It so hard to get good help. Hope Tommy has climbed out of the Jack bottle and been good to you again. YOU deserve it, me thinks...lots-o-love Dr. D.

from red-savannah :

How I loved taking all of your surveys!! What a way to kill a morning at work!

from wherwhenwhy :

cheers madear! I am now a proper grown up and everything. I can now put that age and wisdom thing into practice. lots of love

from chaosdaily :

heya... i have a mac, and cant download free cell. i find it quite a difficult game! so i have to play it on pogo.....

from irasshaimase :

Yes i did make my own template.

from dooki :

by the way, that's bull'shit' and not bullship. I think a bullship is how they transport cattle cargo from one continent to another, and not irritating crap like I tryed to imply in my previous note.

from dooki :

don't you hate it when the people you distance yourself from resurface in your life when everything seems to be fine? Sucking you down into thier self-loathing spiral...I'm really sorry. Of course it's dificult, remembering the bullship they put you through, blaming yourself for not getting out sooner, or for not killing yourself while you were at it.I'm truly sorry, but glad to know you're not biting the "bait" as I'm sure that would be his preferred lure. Take care of yourself. Beth

from dragonfly-1 :

Hi JJ, thanks for making me feel better about my hips! You're right, I can't compare myself to strippers. It's just hard looking at them and then at myself!:) I'm happy that guy is out of your life. You're a nice lady and don't need anymore trash. You're doing well now right! Hey, you have a note about "Go take my survey". Is there an actual survey because I tried to find it but couldn't. Shelley

from dooki :

I'm sorry your day sucked so bad. If it makes you feel better, I got shop lifted on Sunday and the dumb ass came back today trying to return the shirt she stole. What an idiot! She's like, in her late 40s too. You think you'd know better. So I humiliated her in front of everyone on the busy street, yelling, 'hey, GROWN WOMAN, you wanna give me the shirt you just fucking stole from me, or do you want me to call the police?" weeeee. That felt good. I'm gonnna take your survey now.

from chaosdaily :

how about foofie la rue?

from wherwhenwhy :

I hope you have a better day tomorrow. And if Berlin is anything like here it'll be pissing down with rain and sleet. You may be better of where you are. What possessed the woman to go now, at the start of winter? lots of love

from satellitebob :

writing out lyrics takes time, and I don't think I know it. But I know the chorus, and thats the fun part.

from wherwhenwhy :

Morag is my best friend and the girl with the banana phobia. She does really silly things like velcroing her head to seats and getting obsessive about fridge magnets. She's a cool lady and you'd love her. lots of love

from junipersday :

i do have email and a guestbook!! but if ya want to email me, just send an email to: [email protected] and that site is brilliant!!

from junipersday :

imood? feeling + imood? Damn! I'm so bad at those spot the difference puzzles!! crap crap!

from wherwhenwhy :

Do what Morag does in the scary fruit situation. Threaten to stab or suffocate hubby/partener/co worker/customer unless the offending item is removed. If that fails burn their house down and believe me she has threatened and they have obligied. I think it has a lot to do wiht how agitated she starts to look. And send compy my love, and tell agnes plah and I'll get morag out with a box of matches, apparently all she needs is a name. Scary woman. lots of love

from satellitebob :

My car is diesel, so I don't think it would work either. Just stink a little.

from brain-dump :

i guess i thought they meant the animal. i am thinking they got it from one of those books where they ask ridiculous questions like that, just to stimulate conversation.

from junipersday :

I too miss SquirrelX. I hope everything is going ok for them. Such a sad situation with David's family. I feel for them. And that html poem just rocks. I'm going to show Matt and I'm sure he'll be ecstatic. He looooves geeky things, well, being a geek himself. ;) And I'm starting to look into international adoptions. It's so good to have you and your notes. *hugs*

from freaktard :

You're so nice :)

from wherwhenwhy :

And I forgot to mention my fera of swans. the evil little *******'s. Not nice at all. take care. lots of love again

from wherwhenwhy :

I wouldn't worry about your fear. I have a friend that runs screaming at the sight of a banana, and she's not a woman you would mess with, but put a banana anywhere near her she crumples. This was highlighted when some guy chased her round the bar we both worked at with one. Some people just can't help themselves when it comes to finding somehting to laugh at. lots of love

from ohswim :

Sweets, I prefer irrational fears to rational ones. Your entry made me smile. Not at your discomfort but by your turn of phrase. Love, Dr. D.

from junipersday :

dude!! That is sooo the way I feel about chickens!! And cockatiels!! I can't even function of I even see what looks like could be a real chicken, and in nowhere NZ, this happens all the time. Bring on the randomly assorted phobias!!

from dooki :

Persimmons? Well, i have a fear of those plant thingies called Cat Tails. I hate them I don't think they're neat to put in a flower arrangement, and I CERTAINLY don't want someone touching me with it. EEEWWWW! Persimmmons are tasty, though they're extremely messy and hardly worth it. they look like an organ of somesort, with it's atrium hacked off at the top. I can see your discomfort.

from freaktard :

Yay, finally I'm the best.

from ohswim :

Cat's in the cradle is the right artist. Different song. Sort or a duet but with one singer. "Its not time to make a change, just relax, take it easy, your just young that's your fault, there's so much you have to learn...etc..." Great old song. We old guys like those...:) love Dr. D.

from wherwhenwhy :

discovered who the mystery caller was. Starting to regret giving him the number now. and your customer, don't argue or give instructions just do things that will confuse her (like talking alien or something) and she'll walk away of her own accord. lots of love

from dooki :

OOOOOOOOHHHHH! I love the new page! It's all neat looking and stuff. I think your crackhead customer comes to my store and asks for cigarettes. she also took a shit outside our door once. MMMMM.....classy. What's up with bedawang? where she go?

from junipersday :

I am so so so loving the image. I might just get a t-shirt printed with that. Only, I'm thinking of it saying: "Turn down YOUR suck!!" because really, so many losers suck. I was going to leave you a note last night but I think notes was down and out. Stupid notes!!! I think we need to make stupid surveys or something -- the boredom level is reaching surreal here. Ok, rock on jive kitty.

from brain-dump :

I love your graphics! your diary's lookin' snazzy

from ohswim :

Callous and Cold? YOu? Doesn't sound right. Maybe you should just open another free account and then you could have a whole other buddy list. It was great chatting with you. Have a great weekend....Dr. D.

from lauraleye :

no, your survey was fine. I was just in a.. weird mood. :)

from wherwhenwhy :

Glad to see your working again, mind you I wouldn't be to hasty in turning agnes into a coffee table just yet. take care. lots of love

from wherwhenwhy :

Your trip reminded me of going to Bluanaven (not good at the spelling) in Wales a couple of years ago, where all these ex-miners take you down "the big pit" and describe what they did and how the mine worked. It freaked my Dad out so much that we had to drive straight home (700 miles) and then he cried for two days. It was all very strange. Glad you weren't to seasick though. lots of love

from ohswim :

JJ -- The rock sounds nice. Your entry made me smile. And, truthfully, not a lot is making me smile just now. So...thanks for the smile. Luv Dr.D.

from onelasthope :

*smiles* Thanks a bunch for your support and all! Both for me and the GSA diary.

from brain-dump :

yeah i'm 36. i keep wanting to say 35 though. i can't BELIEVE i'm this old. i thought when i read your list, wow we're the same age. i thought by your entries you were younger for some reason.

from dragonfly-1 :

Hey, I just got your new note. Yeah, I don't understand people. Just tell me straight up, ya know?! I read a few of your entries. You had me laughing by the end of the first sentence on your latest entry. You seem like you've got a great sense of humour!

from junipersday :

You're not a selling supervisor, you're a selling specialist. See....that makes it all better, right? Recipe for One Hot Rice Sack: Materials 1) large black sock 2) whole bag of rice Take large black sock, pour whole bag of rice into it and make a knot at the top. Place bag in microwave with a glass of water for 2 - 5 minutes depending on the amount of heat you want. Careful! It's hot!! Place, either wrapped in towel or by self, on painful spot. Feels nice and you can simple reheat it as desired. Works for me!! (note: rice does seem to smell a bit funky after lots of uses. Is it the sock or the rice? Not too sure, actually.)

from wherwhenwhy :

I'm always here for a bit of amusement and to brighten up your day. Have fun. lots of love

from wherwhenwhy :

What I heard was that you can see him driving round LA in an old beat up peugeot. Or is that another Columbo I am thinking of. Well I'm not to big on politics. Take care and I hope you haven't been ripped of. lots of love

from wagoner426 :

yea it's like you are grateful you are different but your lonely too. and at the same time if you were to go out with the crowd you'd just get peeved and annoyed and end up more cynical than before. talk about a catch-22. on another note love your entry titles good job

from satellitebob :

A contact link has been added. all of this productivity is making my head hurt.

from ohswim :

True words on allowing control. I've been there most of my life and it sucks. Trying very hard to change that without being mean about it. Tough combo...Its hard to do nice things for people and not feel controlled by it when you've been controlled for a long time. Makes you feel like everything is control. Sorry, a little wordy and dysjointed. Anyway, stay on top. You a great...Dr. D.

from dooki :

hey jj! How have you been! MAN, you're sure popular. look at all them notes! WHEW! How is work going? Anymore kids trying to shop lift or switch tags? I had the worst weekend of my life, dealing with football fans from hell. Read my page, and you'll understand. i don't have the energy to tell it again. LOVE! Beth

from brain-dump :

did you just call me a whore??? lol. congrats on the new 'puter, or compy. whichever. yeah it's weird how things look different on different computers.

from ohswim :

Thanks for the support. Z-pak is antibiotic pill pack. Good for whatever ailes 'ya...:)

from wherwhenwhy :

I'm on a role with the spooky coincidences thing. Another favourite band of mine is playing in the same town as the person who writes my favourite diary ON MY BIRTHDAY no less. lots of love

from ohswim :

Babe I am there for you. Wanna be a doctor for a little while. You can wear my white coat and everything. I'll just steal away. It really easy. Just give everybody a "Z-pak" and they are happy. Hang in, Love Dr. D.

from satellitebob :

I already joined and I was trying to leave a note to let you know, then you left a note letting me know that you already knew that i joined and that your previous message should have just said thanks for joining. But I think we have all this figured out now, go have your cigarette and I think I will just sit here.

from satellitebob :

I joined damnit! now approve of me damnit!

from brain-dump :

Thanks for the recommendations! I read "the Lovely Bones", it was really good. I also used to looove Stephen King and haven't read any of his for a while. Maybe we'll have to try...

from ohswim :

Perhaps we are from different worlds. But, I'm thinking maybe yours is the happier world. Thanks for reading and your support. It really does help. Love, Dr. D.

from satellitebob :

I joined the cantgetread, I like the sound of the fucktemplate one, because fuck rules, but mine is the normal non built non pretty just what they gave me diary. I'd be out of place and probably beat up.

from chaosdaily :

yep instant messaging can be a blast, but i know what you mean, i know a woman who comes on with her husbs name to see who will message him.

from wherwhenwhy :

Thanks I'll keep the bed thing in mind, but it might be more a case of stuff on the bed, my Dad locked in a cupboard and me in another country by the end of the day. lots of love

from wherwhenwhy :

Handy hint for when you get die all over your hands and face (which I regularly do) rub it of with even more dye, the dye takes the dye of water just makes it set and get some coconut oil or hemp oil leave it in overnight and that'll sort the condition, well hopefefully. and it hasn't snowed today. lots of love

from xevilsuziex :

Hey, thanks for adding me as a favorite. I like your diary too; it kept me pretty entertained.

from ohswim :

Now what the fuck was that!! Dr. d....pretty high on myself, that. Sorry.....please insert....."Love. djw

from ohswim :

Sally's the "other women" another not so nice term. I hate to sound like a complete newbe but can you explain the diary ring concept to me. Thanks for reading. Love Dr. d

from wherwhenwhy :

It snowed and I am a happy person. Just thought I'd let you know. lots of love

from ohswim :

Thanks for the good thoughts. Perhaps instead of a mid-life crisis, one should undertake to have a life-long, continuing reassessment. Always looking at what you can do to be a better you.....or I guess I could just call Sally back and get laid...lol

from chaosdaily :

yep, the kid is a girl and the dude is a boy... and to add to the confusion, if i refer to them both, i call them the kids. maybe i should come up with a new name to refer to both of them with. and i do have a cast page, its in my july archives

from wherwhenwhy :

marks and sparks is one of those up market superstores that middle-class housewives and grannies shop in. Sells overscented soap and those old woman's trousers with the creases down the middle of the leg, and food that you would have to remortgage the house to be able to afford. I worked there for two months and it gave me fungas. Not nice.

from holyspit :

Thanks for your thoughts, JJ. No one believed M either, and K got dumped. I'm sure this has happened to 3 out of 4 girls or something like that. People, men in particular, need to be educated about this.

from junipersday :

duuuuude...you rock!! I thought I was the only one capable of an under 50 review score!! 42 is my lowest too!! We should start a review site in which we review unsuspecting diaryists...ha ha. that'd be great. 42 would be the top anyone could get. ha ha. I've got too much damn time on my hands.

from toleratethis :

Hell is pretty much in our minds, along with god.

from mnvnjnsn :

It seems we did some sort of exchange-- I was in the SF bay area for 20 years before heading up North. That's just weird.

from dooki :

hey there! i have missed your writings. i is back with a vengeance! i hates the stinky perfume too. my mom would spray her entire body with that really nasty old lady shit, like ysatis or something equally musky. then take me to school with the AC off and the windows rolled up. HATE IT! and speaking of crack heads, i feel you. i worked with two of them at a resturaunt. DO NOT give in to that bull shit. they're all communists. LOVE! beth

from onelasthope :

Maybe your neighbor has a bad sense of smell, so they put a lot on so they can actually smell it. Or maybe they use it so much that they're building a tolerance and have to use more and more each time. Hmmm... just a thought. *shrugs*

from mnvnjnsn :

I didn't mean to offend you... I'm just saying give prescription drugs a chance. Keep on keepin' on.

from wherwhenwhy :

The tent seems quite appealing at the moment, don't have to worry about being locked out for starters. It's protable and there are no bills and no council tax. Just as long as it is waterproof, espaecially this time of year. And my Dad, well he's managed to split his head open by walking into the tail-gate of the van, this is what he does, he's turning the fine art of accident proneness into a hobby me thinks. lots of love. maisie

from wagoner426 :

of course i forgive you.i love you and i suck at writing hence me trying to write more. i read your diart like all the time keep up the good work

from onedarkrevue :

Well, since I see the site as being "our" site rather than "my" site now, I decided to let all the reviewers vote on whether or not to add a new reviewer. So, please check out blueforever at diaryland and then email me at [email protected] and let me know whether you think she'd be a good addition to One Dark Review. Also, another option would be to have her as a guest reviewer, meaning when we get busier and have a lot of diaries on the pending list she'd help us review them until we reduce the pending list down. So, let me know what you think, as I think you all should have a voice in any new reviewers from this point on.

from mnvnjnsn :

ooooh - I don't know if we can get along. I'm an antidepressants AND drinking kinda gal. Thanks for taking my surveys and adding me to favorites and making my survey an entry. I'm always surprised when I find out people are actually reading things I say. I'll try to work up another survey soon. I lived in San Francisco for eight years. How's it been lately?

from chaosdaily :

thanks, your comment about the dude and menopause in reverse really did help!

from wherwhenwhy :

If you stay up till four in the morning just make stuff, that's what I do, then look at it decide it is shit and through it away, then start again, it kills a few hours and gets rid of all the junk lying around. Then there is always the OU programmes on the tele, but don't watch the language ones' the are a bit of a brain fuck at that time of the morning. The whole having to read and watch, not good. So go make stuff.

from toleratethis :

Yes...babies are evil. People get mad at me for saying so, but at least I don't eat them like some people choose to. Not that I know anyone who does, but if I did...

from toleratethis :

I meant to give you a password, I just didn't know your e-mail address. you can use mine: username- toleratethis password- modano

from onedarkrevue :

I put you on a brief hiatus. Just let me know when you can review and I'll give you some diaries to review.

from amberfalls :

I am deleting the bad banner diary ring. I appologize for any inconvenience. Thank you for taking the time to join.

from onedarkrevue :

Your review is finally up!

from junipersday :

Ha ha ha. You're right. He's already spent his money...maybe I can make a deal or something. ;) Men are weak when it comes to that sort of thing!!

from bedawang :

ah darlin', how your words nuzzle my big thumping love-organ... sorry i've been in exile from diaryland lately, but my dumb-ass finally landed itself a damn-job... 6 days a week, 9 or 10 hours a day. all the itsies & bitsies of my better psycho-selves once spilled into this realm of the written word have all gone into hibernate for the moment, as my lazy ass shifts into the exhausting spine-contorting beast-of-burden overdrive of the working-class poor once again. please forgive my absence. i shall return soon enough, i promise. love you...

from brain-dump :

aren't those banner views $1.99? hey i said i'd give you a DOLLAR. lol. yeah i love your 419 site, that is the best idea! have a good one.

from masochista :

Hi. Thanx! I couldn't ever do a review thing, though, cause I'm afraid everyone would say I suck. I'm already crazy changing templates and fonts all over the place! ~M.

from yellow-pages :

Hi! I just recently started a listing site and am trying to find some diaries to link. Please come check us out and consider applying to our list.

from fairyposer :

huh?

from onedarksoul :

Your profile won't work in experimenjj because you have it linked wrong. Just change the link to http://members.diaryland.com/edit/profile.phtml?user=experimenjj and it should work. Good luck.

from holyspit :

Hello, I am missing your diary! It makes my Internet Explorer "unexpectedly quit" each time I try to load your page. It only started happening recently. :( sniff! I'll keep trying though.

from chaosdaily :

ty for the note, i know what you mean about the younger diarists. i have kids the age of a lot of them....... hope you enjoy my diary!

from clydem :

I am able to read your diary using Netscape, but it still kills my Compuserve (I think they use a modified IE). Anyway, I enjoy reading about your world! Also, I would move out of your way unless I felt like being a punching bag!

from onelasthope :

*bows*

from oneatatime :

Hitting is ok if someone decides to stay in the way. That's it. That's my advice. I love San Fran. I miss the west coast. I have cramps, but I like you.

from onestparade :

jj, you're such a great person. Thank you for caring, I'm glad someone does. Maybe I'll play later, right now I am admiring photographs of my beatiful girlfriend. http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?p=999&gid=2647155&uid=1390117 Share and share alike. Thanks jj, much love. Wilkie

from onestparade :

Dear jj. Hi. I guess I am alright. It just wasn't such a good night. I kinda wish the police cars did come, maybe hey did and I didn't know. I sorta left. What happened is I reliezed everything I hate. My mom, my dad, my mom's boyfriend, my sister, my self, my life, my choices, my mistakes, my past, my future. Growing up. I wish I was a kid again but I'm a fourteen year old adult. Love, Wilkie

from clydem :

Thanks for leaving me a note.. also, for the last few days when I try to read your diary my browser ap (compuserve) dies and the modem connection is screwed. It happens pretty fast, so I can't tell what's causing it. ;(

from silenced- :

I will take your advice on reading that. Thanks.

from unperfect- :

I didn't think that I, an 'angsty' 14 year old girl would make you think about a lot of different things. Its wierd like that. How some diarys appeal to others and some don't. I don't understand, and have yet to. I guess there is just so much things people can hate me for and they take that and plaster it everywhere on my reviews. I've almost stopped getting reviews all together but your review wanted me to keep going to see if someone might even like my diary a little more..

from antinormalcy :

hey chickie, the link for the picture stopped working and I finally uploaded one of the original pictures I wanted to use originally for the diary onto my mom's sn. I think I might keep it for a while. how'd you lose your buddy list? that musta sucked. I'll tell mommy you said hi. thanks for the note and I'll be sure to sign up for a review.

from onedarkrevue :

Okay, since you are going through reviews so fast I'm just going to try to keep one or two diaries under your name on the pending list, so you'll have to check there every once in awhile to see who you're suppose to be reviewing. If it's too many or too few diaries to review let me know and I'll fix it. Okay?

from onewetleg :

watch as jj overcomes her fears and expresses herself in a public forum!!!!

from onedarksoul :

okay since i'm not the greatest with explaining things i'll let my dictionary do my talking for the time being. affliate - 1 to take in as a member or branch 2 to connect or associate (sorry don't poke my eye! it's what the dictionary says) 3 to trace the origins or source of...........hope that explained it a little better for you. most review sites have affliates to help each other get more review requests. that's all it really boils down to.

from bedawang :

of course i'm sad about john ritter. he brought mini-me many-a-smile back in the day, & 'tain't no way to go, all mysterious & sudden like that. very very sad. but as for cash & why i'm a-dotin'? i reckon it's cos john cash was one o' me heroes, ran in me blood, ticklin' me liver & snooglin' me soul. i will miss them both however. *sigh*

from dooki :

where you be? you lost in pile o laundry? you cryin' over john ritter? why you no write nothing today? I make the sad face.

from myheadspace :

thanks for the recommendations. and thanks for gettign rid of the turquoise, but now it's actually worse. sorry i'm complaining so much, but since it's black there is hardly and contrast with your navy blue text and it's almost invisible. i have to highlight it to read it on my home computer. of course, this isn't a problem for most people, since harldy anyone uses mozilla. what you really need is a table to organize your links. if you want a hand with that, let me know.

from dooki :

she better not like my bf, or i'll straight up cold cock her in the grill, fool!

from dooki :

NO, i can't say that I have heard of the bridesmaid cook-off of '96. Pray, tell. Since no one will do the survey on onedarksoul's site, I did one myself on my site. check it out. You know, when you're done watching the lords of rings and such.

from dooki :

Hey, I got drunk the other night and read the ETC girl stuff, and when I get drunk, I tend to get REAL preachy. Needless to say, I dropped her a note and now I feel like an asshole. You should read it and tell me what you think. iT's charminggirl.

from dooki :

sorry for overstepping my bounds there on the advice, Chachi. 'twas a mere misunderstanding. On another note, how do you change the size of your font letters? It is so difficult to read my entries and I hate the background and what not. Can I change this somehow?

from dooki :

i have not died, no! I have merely dissappeared into the land of no internet access for a few days. By the way, I am going through a similar situation with my boyfriend. Alcoholism seems to be a pattern with my boyfriends. HOWEVER...I have figured it out. I have overcome. I have grown from it, and grown out of the constricting clothes that kept me at bay from my true self. If I, the most shattered of individuals can overcome, you can too. It's fucking hard to see someone you love destroy themselves and act like a fool, embarrassing you and everyone around you, pissing thier own pants, telling you to fuck off, throwing up and lying about it, even though they were too drunk to clean it all up, falling asleep at the wheel at a red light and just putting the car in park and passing out, yeah. I know. And you can't say, "it's me or the blah blah". Because they will always choose the blah blah, or thow things about you they dislike in your face to avoid the subject at hand. Viscious cycles. But we are contributors by allowing it into our lives. If you love him, and I know you do, you have to decide how much of it is worth your time. Can you deal with this forever? Because it won't change. He is the only one who will change it, and if you push him, you'll push him right over the edge. What's it worth to you? i hope you're well, and thank you for dropping me a note. Take care.

from myheadspace :

belive it or not, i had never heard of her before tonight. i was really suprised that she found me and linked so quickly. i'm guessing she saw a came from statistic on whatever stat counter she uses. so i guess she's serious, which makes me feel a little bad. but c'mon how can you not laugh at someone who uses etc. to describe horrific, tragic events? i'm a bit disappointed i haven't gotten any hate mail out of it. hate mail from dumb people is the funniest thing ever.

from oneatatime :

Heather Locklear? Wow! I would never have guessed ... the Joe Namath commerical was from like 1972/73? and was for nylons. I actually bought my father a pair of the brand Joe wore for Christmas that year. Heather Locklear! Speaking of commericals featuring not yet celebs, do you rememeber the commerical for Snickers with Daryl Hannah? Pokin' at ya - pokin' at ya.

from bedawang :

aw c'mon, sweetpea... you *know* i could never be mad with you. i was just playing with ya after all... and besides, even if you *did* piss me off, i'd still curl up at your feet like the dog i am & wait for my bellyrub. *sigh* woof-woof. love me love me love me.

from holyspit :

Hey, I got your note and guestbook thingy, thanks! I'd like to write you an email but I can't actually find an address (I can add you to the notify list if you want). Anyway, I will be checking out more of your journal soon! -A

from onechordsong :

Hi there! Thanks for the note! I didn't think anyone read my diary... it's just a place for me to rant about things no one I know would want to hear about. *shrug* I'm grateful to be on your list of "ones" though! Wonderful idea.. thanks for letting my lil ol' diary be a part of it. :o)

from bedawang :

ps to kissmygritts: thanks for the ps. it's nice to know *someone* appreciates me :)

from bedawang :

i was not bitching you out, you bitch! i was simply wasted & wounded & weeping *sniff-sniff* for i thought i'd been forgotten by ye. sheesh woman! i think you need an enema. perhaps juggling all these diaryland alter-egos of yours is getting to be a bit too much for li'l onewetleg to handle. :P

from bedawang :

darlin', don't you think you're goin' a bit overboard with your latest ONE obsession? i mean, HOW MANY 'ONES' CAN THERE REALLY BE? doesn't a *plethora* of 'ones' somehow deflate & invalidate the power & meaning of the entire concept of a 'ONE' in the first place? oh, the madness. the horror. the humanity! 'i'll take one of everything, please.' perhaps i'm simply all hurt & crumbly inside because the 'ones' have not only taken a higher ranking than us lowly NON-onesers on your favorites list, but *i*, your beloved trustworthy bedawang, have lost my teeny tiny little sentence of description in your list as well! you might as well erase me forever! it would be less painful. ;) gawd, i'm being melodramatic to the point of causing apathy right now, aren't i? ya just gotta love me. maybe i'll go change my name to 'onebedawang' or something now so you'll find room in your one-obsessed heart to love me again.

from heavenlyging :

Thanks for the advice. I think I might just take it. It's a subtle haircut but might just do something for my hair. Thanks!!!

from bedawang :

of *course* i still have your vagina in my magic bag. i carry it with me everywhere i go. sometimes i even wear it when i am sad & missing you. although i'm afraid if i wore it ALL the time, it might melt. *sigh* i take very good care of your vagina, darlin'... don't you ever worry 'bout that ;)

from the-fat-lady :

this is white-bread on her new diary. to get to one-wayglass you can leave an anonymous post at her livejournal... livejournal.com/~banter.

from oneatatime :

Wait ... wait ... wait ... I realized something - I can't join your fucktemplates as I don't design my own template and since I only have $3 in my account until the 9/15, I will remain a non gold member. Damn the man!

from oneatatime :

Hey. Thanks for checking me out ... wow! that was cheesey with a capital q. Anyway - I have no idea what diaryrings are, but I applied for admitance. And I've really enjoyed reading your entries as well.

from gothlion :

Thank you for your kind words I plan on updating soon.I have to find the time.I am planning on adding poetry of mine

from onelasthope :

Hiya JJ! I read a few of your entries. Your writing style is very similar to a friend of mine. I keep a few diaries myself. I think I'm up to 8, but only write in two of them. Then another two are for the diary layouts I make. Whose obsessed much? *raises hand* Thanks for stopping by. I always appreciate messages. @--}-----

from dooki :

if you're interested, there is some serious soap box standing on my behalf if you read my entry from today. WHOO! How you doin? How's that case of syphilis? You got the ointment i told you about, right? Cuz the shit works.

from squirrelx :

If there's one thing I've learned from surfin' around the internet, it's that none of us is 'alone in our dementia'. There are always kindred spirits. :-) Warmest regards, Xtine

from freaktard :

No, no, no, it's about a person from real life! Heh. I always think about death...I don't really want to live long...

from bedawang :

i love you.

from onedarksoul :

cool. i'm going to light cookies on fire in the break room at work. *makes a mental note to pack cookies, a lighter and hand sanitizer for work tomorrow* think i'll get fired?

from dooki :

ok, i'm a complete tard, but what the hell is a diaryring, and what does it do? i just joined something that i don't understand. By the way, about the science stuff, don't feel bad about experimenting. I appreciate your efforts! Once, when I was about 7 or so, I found two dead birds in my balcony. One of them I buried in a box with tape around it, and another I buried in a bandana. I dug them up some weeks later and compared the different decomposing stages. i was a little morbid then, and no one got it. They thought I had mental problems. So, light them cookies a-fire! And seriously, what the hell is a diaryring? BF

from oneloudbitch :

Sure, what do I have to do? :)

from dooki :

I like that in my description, you said, "from texas". Does that state it all right there? What does that say? I'm just fucking with you, I don't give a shit.

from onedarksoul :

no problem about answering your survey and it'd be cool if you had a survey every week or so. count me in! *bows down to the future survey queen* congrats on selling so much in used clothing. do you work at a thrift store or something?

from onedarksoul :

ouch. pretty harsh review from antireviews. personally i like your diary. cluttered and messy yes, but it's you. screw what antireviews says. they'd probably give me a crappy review too, so don't sweat it. you always read my diary and give me good advice, so that's good enough for me. 100/100. :)

from squirrelx :

THANK YOU for the message! You support is precious and so is your insight. I'm particularly struck by the phrase you used, "something is missing and you need to fill the space". As is obvious from my entry, I'm in way over my head in this situation. I want to understand and help Danielle, but I'm hamstrung by ignorance. Thank you again for your effort to correct that. With affection and gratitude, Xtine

from bedawang :

good gawd, woman... you're right! it was indeed lenny bruce's b-day, 2000 methinks as well. nothin' but two naked chicks w/ the ocean before us, the moon above us, & stereo steve's bare-ass to lead the way... don't be so disappointed w/ our collective memory though, there was MUCH wine & liquor consumed that night if you'll recall. how else do you think we survived those damn witch-titty-frigid PACIFIC waters?

from step-inside :

Your welcome. And I took the other one. Why hasn't anyone taken your surveys?! They need to. Or I'll kill them. Take care <3

from nymphal :

thank you for the comments.. and for popping my note cherry. :)

from freaktard :

In response to my notes: LMAO, I HATE brushing my teeth, I think it's grosser to brush your teeth than to not brush them! Brushing is stinky and gross and it makes me want to throw up! Lmao I'm so gross! But still, I don't care, toothpaste is so disguisting.

from freaktard :

Ooh...lol, so you want gross? What's the longest time you went without brushing your teeth? lol

from amberfalls :

Hi! Thanks for all the excellent suggestions for substitue swear words. Now, I've just got to remember them. I'm doing good today so far. I swore twice, the once this morning and then this afternoon, I said bullshit. But, what can I say? I always call a spade a spade and if it's bullshit that I see, then I call it. Hopefully, I'll stay out of trouble the rest of the day.

from gumphood :

I clicked on the banner and I expected more. ... Show me more, and then tell me where to find it. I guess that would be showing me. Ignore me.

from freaktard :

Thanks for the comforting messages, they were real neat. I feel warm =) And lately I've been feeling a little better, but things are still getting to me. Ug I'm still confused, I musn't say anymore or I'll drive myself crazy!

from bedawang :

i love you, baby. you are beautiful & a goddess, even when you're broken & sad... in fact, especially then. you have one of the most gorgeous bitch-ass punk-souls i've ever known & loved, and don't you ever forget it.

from squirrelx :

I'm sorry you had such a wretched day, my friend. Here's prayin' that tomorrow will be filled with enough joy and laughter to make up for it. Love, Xtine

from step-inside :

Hey, thanks for the note you left me. It made me smile. :) I wonder why you thought I had short hair though...hmm. Anyway, take care <3

from closr2myself :

aww, babe, i know just how you feel. hang in there. things always have a way of working out *eventually*.

from squirrelx :

Thank you for the note. It gave me a sense of bein' understood and that's truly a wonderful feelin'. With affection and gratitude, Xtine

from bindyree :

I originally came here several months ago because of the name, but now I come here because of the writing. :) Thanks for the note, sugarpie.:)

from squirrelx :

P.S.: I never have trouble readin' your entries, but if I did, I'd just copy and paste 'em to a word program and read 'em that way. What matters most, IMO, is whether your template pleases YOU. Diaryland isn't a democracy. We're each solely in charge of our own little corner of it.

from squirrelx :

Your last note has me smilin' from ear to ear. :-) A fellow Penn-o-phile! A fellow 'eeeeww!' addict! We are truly kindred spirits and I can't tell you how grateful I am for your friendship and support. Love, Xtine

from squirrelx :

Please forgive me for takin' so long to reply to your note. I'm kinda discombobulated these days. As far as whether eatin' bugs is okay for a vegetarian, I'll be honest with you, I don't really know the formal rules of vegetarianism. The only one I follow is --- 'never eat any creature you could make friends with'. For me, that doesn't include bugs. :-) Warmest regards, Xtine

from onedarksoul :

hey thanks for stopping by. i'll keep it in mind about the whole secret admirer thing. it's actually a decent idea, considering i don't have the guts to talk to her face to face. i'll keep it in mind. thanks. *goes to read more of your diary*

from bedawang :

yes yes yes! i'm coming i'm coming! i'm just not sure when exactly... i see you in my dreams quite often though, my surrogate for dreadfully disappointing waking life ... we lurk in shadows & alleys & dark squishy caves together, hunting stupid people with our magic purple lazer beam guns until their heads explode with the joyful liberated sounds of JiffyPop burning on an open campfire. hoping to do more of the same in the third dimension for a change... some day, some day soon. you continue to be one of my sole inspirations to move back west, darlin'... so fear not, i'll be on my way shortly enough.

from freaktard :

Great diary you've got there. And I seem to be depressed lately myself...hmm...does that mean I'll be ultra-depressed when I get my period? Now that you bring it up..hmm, I'm worried, I wonder what will happen...anyway, keep up the good work on your diary.

from simplysoli :

Hey! No I have just moved into a new house and I don't have a phone line or computer so I'm still ok! Thanks for caring! I'll write an entry so you'll know what's up!

from squirrelx :

That 'Dukes Of Hazzard' fan fiction is terrifyingly lousy, I agree. Even worse than readin' it is imaginin' what the authors must be like off line. I hope to God I never meet up with anybody who whose fantasy life revolves around Bo and Luke Duke in flagrante delicito. Warmest regards, Xtine P.S.: thank you for the wonderful note and the 'shout out' in your latest entry. Your kindness touches my heart and I'm profoundly grateful for your friendship.

from closr2myself :

thanks, i like reading yours too :) please don't stop writing! <3 p.s. you're the only other person i know who says "later gator"!! everyone thinks i'm such a geek ;)

from blindliquid :

Hey dont quit, diarys are for you, just rememeber that, id hate for you to quit for feeling the reasons you stated, thats BS and you know it, just right about something you care about or make up some nonsense, it doesnt matter diarys are fun, enjoy it, talk to me ok :)

from squirrelx :

Thank you for your note and for the 'paper plate' peepee tip! It's taken me far too long to respond. I'm truly sorry. I'm way behind the eight ball with all written communciation these days. Thanks again! As ever, Xtine P.S.: I'm keepin' an eye peeled for your banner. P.P.S.: Robert E. is fittin' in better every day. He's not 100% accepted, but the progress he's made is nothin' short of amazin'.

from squirrelx :

My solution to the overabundance of produce is to start palmin' it off on everybody who comes to our house. All my clients are now receivin' complimentary squash with each Tarot readin'. :-) As ever, Xtine

from squirrelx :

Practice in the shower! Damn ... why didn't I think of that? It's a wonderful suggestion and one I'd have a lot more luck followin' than the standin' on the seat. Just my luck, I'd lose my balance end up with one foot stuck in the crapper. Best, Xtine P.S.: your entry vis a vis the Hulk's genitalia officially puts the matter to rest.

from lostboynada :

FUCK! It hurts alot when the $$$ stick gets shoved up your ass! When ends are just that... POOP! Fucking POOP! Yep, It's POOP! All for you will work though, I'm sure. Stronger and smarter than the rest. You! Love!

from lostboynada :

I will make you a tape of all the other songs if you are interested in knowing how and if they connect to my entrys... I would like to think that they do. But I would like to think alot of things. Love!

from lostboynada :

What's up? How are you? Where is my fucking... I don't know what I am looking for, but i thoght you could tell me... Do you ever feel like a pb&j without the j? I'm extra chunky, and you? Love,love,love!

from lostboynada :

Thanx for your kind words on my behalf, We play thurs.the first, at "the castle" it's free so I want to see you there or I'll have to .... As if anything unkind could ever be done to you by me. I fool everyone but you. love,love,love!

from lostboynada :

Joe.Y has got you in his sights. be very afraid! ollk for lostboynada. The sad truth of my shit pile life is there in bits & pieces

from squirrelx :

I'll be prayin' that your move turns out well for you. The new place sounds very good, but major life changes put wear and tear on the soul. Take tender care of yourself and if there's any way for you to keep diarizin', please do! Best, Xtine / Squirrel X

from mangoprawns :

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