messages to pattymelt:
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from betchy :
Patty!!! You have to email me your address mine is betchyinthepink@hotmail.co.uk, and on myspace I'm betchyinthepink aswell. I got no other way of contacting you!!! Get in touch soon!
from hissandtell :
Demeter Fragrance Library has a cologne called Chocolate Chip Cookie - that sounds right up ol' Wentworth's alley! (My husband goes completely crazy when I wear one called Raspberry Jam - it must remind him of late-night boarding school supper-snacks, or something equally seductive in the mind of a starving boy-child...) Love, R xxx
from swimmmer72 :
yeah, you are pretty funny and i've really enjoyed your stories from way back. i'm not planning any exodus from dland; maybe because i'm older and it's easier to stay put when i find something i like. a lot of my favorites have drifted off, too. some to myspace, some to LJ, some have just stopped writing. when i think of the amount of time i spend here i think of cutting back, but it gives me an outlet for thoughts and pictures i wouldn't have otherwise, so i'm probably here for a while. keep writing - you have interesting things to say! :)
from rabbitwister :
So, how big does a boy's smile have to be to take your breath away? I'm just saying.......
from swimmmer72 :
for what it's worth, i think i know a bit about women and a cute girl WILL still take my breath away with a smile! but, yeah, i'm dumb like that... :)
from abittergirl :
Myspace is based in Santa Monica and there was a big power outage there today where a transformer blew or something like that due to some heat related issues (or so they said on the news tonight), so that's why Myspace is down. They actually mentioned it in the news report that Myspace was down because of it. It was hot as hell here today.
from lyssbobiss :
Thank you! Oh, happy day, I can read his poetry now.
from lyssbobiss :
God bless, that is one hot man. I cannot wait till his new show starts. Thank you for the loveliness.
from hissandtell :
Ah, rearranging furniture is always a good thing (a change is as good as a holiday, and all that). Buy the rug! You know you want to! Love, R xxx
from sexyatheist :
i love britney. like, a lot. but i have to agree. i only saw a clip but she looked awful. pregnant or no she should have looked MUCH better.
from toastcrumbs :
Your comments have been disabled. And you're guestbook is not working. Appreciate the work that it took to get you this comment. Um, so Clay Aiken? So wrong. For so many reasons. I got your tag - and fully intend to participate at some point. You're on the edge of your seat. You would think 3:15 a.m. would be a good time to do it, but instead I am signing random guestbooks. p.s. I loved Shopgirl - the book is one of my all-time faves.
from myhappiness :
you've been tagged, read my diary ;)
from hissandtell :
Heartbreaking; what a moving entry about your mum's father. Every Anzac Day here (25 April) I tend to feel the exact same thoughts as you've so eloquently expressed. It's all such a tragic, horrible loss. Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
Hi - amazingly, I clicked on your banner the other day and ended up staying for ages reading you and enjoying your writing enormously. Thanks so much for adding me to your list - I'm looking forward to catching up on more of your older entries. (And I see we have a few buddies in common!) Love, R xxx
from lyssbobiss :
I saw! How exciting is this, seriously? I have been going through MAJOR Gale withdrawal.
from chickpea981 :
*hug*
from swimmmer72 :
sure, i still read. you post, i read. and yes, it is too bad they cancelled love monkey since it was the only place i ever listened to teddy geiger. hope you get yours tomorrow, sounds like it's time! ;)
from greeneyez85 :
so ive been reading you for a while...and i got to wondering if you joined the rest of the world in getting a myspace account...? lemme know... ;)
from daisy624 :
Hey girlie, glad you had a fun weekend! The BSB DVD, I wasn't sure where Shana got it, but I saw it at Walmart the other night for like, 13 bucks. Pick it up!! The video for "I Still..." is hot!
from bindyree :
Just had to stop by and tell you -- Happy New Year! And I'm glad you're on my Buddy List. ♥
from greeneyez85 :
hahaha! thats true. dead bodies usually stink a lil more than BO. well...depending on who you are...haha!
from jimmysworld :
No casket? Thats kinda problem. Just a big ditch?
from super-allie :
Haha, it was the first note after I deleted all the others. :P Glad to finally have a new note in there though, it was sorta lonely. lol
from beltwaybelle :
Hi! Stopping by after clicking on a banner. I don't like NASCAR either. Cheers!
from myhappiness :
oh..yeah, thanks for the info about Tim Burton & his girlfriend.
from bindyree :
RE The rugby game at midnight: Well, it just goes to show you. Some assholes are destined to attract fuzz. :-)
from betchy :
if you stop updating as much i will be very sad as i will miss you. loved the pics by the way x
from betchy :
patty i have missed you!!!!!! happy new year and all that, just read through a few of your entries that i missed, isnt it about time you let us see your Vegas piccies? i mean come on!! hope you had a lovely christmas etc, oh and how would a unicorn shaped one even work? did you read my entry about my Granddad telling me i need to get myself a rabbit? ok, gotta go love ya xxxxxxx
from betchy :
Patty i had a dream about you last night! in it you had a little boy who was about three, and i came to your place to get ready to go out, but your new boyfriend was there. he was nice looking with blonde hair, and he was 42 but he only looked 17! and he was really horrible to me!
from dooki :
This is the beautiful thing about my job. If I'm ever running late, or I've had a shitty morning, there will be people waiting for me to open. However...any other day, they won't even start showing up until the afternoon. You know what else sucks? That one customer that was waiting for me didn't buy anything. In fact, she only spent about 2 minutes looking around and then left. Since it is raining, I won't have ANY customers all fucking day. Seems neat, but it sucks. So if you get bored, why don't you make a survey and I'll take it. mmmkay? That'd be just great.
from betchy :
aw thanks Patty *blushes* i have never been told i look like a movie star!!! but i am still nowhere near as gorge as you, you look like a..a...a pop star!!!! *mwah*
from drmz-of-him :
Coolies! I hope you have a blast! Mwah!
from evilestone :
Suggestion... Lots of pics of the nakedness and naughtiness... Gee, that was an easy suggestion to predict, huh? ; )
from betchy :
you're welcome! i really hope i look as good as you when i am 40. actually, i wish i looked as good as you right now! avalonte is going to host some piccies for me so you will be able to see what i look like soon. and fenton!
from asdotcom :
Any will-writing tips? Sigh.
from dooki :
NO, those 20M were across America. The projected eliegible voters was 130million, with only 113 actually counted. I don't know what those 20 million were doing, smoking crack? Killing time? Watching reality TV? Regardless, something needs to be done about this devision. At least Kerry had the decency to concede, unlike Gore, so we don't have to wait around for Bush to win. And he would have, regardless of all the recounts, he would have won because the US is a bunch of fucking misinformed degenerits.
from evilestone :
Sent to your email...
from evilestone :
OOOoooo, bad girl! You haven't filled out my new survey yet. Shame on you! ; )
from asdotcom :
Grazi.
from betchy :
patty, where is your entry on how to do anal sex? i cant find it and i want to add it to my fave entries. how dumb am i? i have only just realised you can do that! and three people have one of my entries as faves!
from salazabr :
Yet more salt in the wound of not havin the WB. :( Thanks for the updates though, I hope to catch them in re-runs when I finally get the WB...if I do that it is.
from betchy :
i am sorry for being so stupid, i should have known you didnt mean to be nasty! i was just being a silly moo. i still love you lots! forgiven?
from asdotcom :
What, are you kidding me? Sucks as a singer, but definitely hittable. (And although she's not the best actress in the world, neither is Tom Welling. They both get by.)
from salazabr :
Yeah, they are very pumpkiny so if you don't like pumpkin I would stay away.
from asdotcom :
Thanks for trying anyway. I guess it must have been frozen from lack of use or something. That's the way today went.
from asdotcom :
It's been a week! Let me know when you feel up to hearing my thoughts on women getting less pay. If that's not today, that's fine... just let me know when. Meanwhile, have a great weekend!
from chickpea981 :
I adore you! (as if I really needed to say that!)
from betchy :
my MooMoo is a black and white tuxedo cat! with a little pink nose!
from liesal1979 :
Me Unloved!!! Yep! I just kinda feel that my friends aren't there for me at the moment! I get all paranoid all the time that they are doing things & not inviting me, i can't explain it without sounding like a freak! xx
from phangasm :
Mmm, good questions. I'll have to work on them.
from asdotcom :
Yeah, well, the conversation's not over yet. :o) I've seen a lot of hate evolve from different political views. I'm going to address your women vs. men concern later. But right now, I have to get back to work. (Making more money than the uh... 29 year old woman down the hall. ;o) )
from chickpea981 :
then I guess all is balancing out because our boy dog looks kinda girly! Guess a purple harness will be purchased now since she chewed through the black one last night.
from betchy :
its fine honey, really. i guess even betchy gets the blues sometimes! i really really doubt i am pregnant. there is such a small chance it could happen anyway, plus i havent been having enough sex!
from betchy :
lisa only has to walk past a cup of spunk to become pregnant. i, however, am 90% infertile, so it is v. unlikely.
from betchy :
i wish i was just hungover! i will be ok tomorrow i expect. thanks for the note sweetie, love you lots!
from might-could :
Yeah, I wish I knew HTML too. I have the college textbook on Dreamweaver and I've done 6 of the 17 lessons...slacker. I need to get back to it so I can "someday" have a nice blog. My public one is ozarklily.diaryland (which is a DL template). Cheers
from dooki :
I loooove Baker Brothers. Man, if you ever want a lot of salad, those fuckers will hook you up.
from liesal1979 :
hi Patty... Know what you mean about the co-worker being off sick. Mick at my work was supposed to open up yesterday before me and darren arrived at 9.30. Instead he decided not to come in and not tell anyone!! Have a good weekend chick.. Take care L xxx
from dooki :
By the way, I fucking hate Freebirds. You know who makes a good burrito? Chipotle.
from betchy :
patty cakes, you know i am not really into the whole baby thing either, but holy shit! george is like, beyond cute! and he is so good! i think thats what is making me think i want one. i promise, no more baby talk in my diary, but i really had nothing else to talk about, because that was all i did last night.
from dooki :
Thanks for the Kroger tip. I think I might just go rack up on some SOUP!
from liesal1979 :
i KNOW he is good in bed! He is amazing we have had sex 3 times and each time is better then the last. The last text i had from him said weekdays are difficult but he would at the weekend, so thats it i am leaving it until later in the week. xxx
from salazabr :
Yeah but it's only TV so we have to suspend belief to a certain extent.
from liesal1979 :
Dan is promising sex and has been texting me all afternoon after i text him, Fancy a fuck? Just a fuck? I know i am being stupid but he is INCREDIBLY good in bed! And after the build up all weekend that never happened, i am one big Horny thing! So....Dunno really, Everyone said 2 leave it, and i know i should darren said if you want a shag just tell him, so i did!!!! Hope ur ok chick?? xxx
from betchy :
i know its good innit! i like sex with sean, because we have been doing it for like, two years, and the first time we ever did it he made me wear his arsenal shirt (football team we both support) and i let him do his stuff on my tits! it was legendary! glad you like using the old british words, i cant believe you dont use "wanker" in the states, it is one of my absolute faves ever! lisa is having a shitty time with dan at the moment, he is blowing hot and cold with her. i think she should just blow him out, but he keeps promising her sex! now she is actually contemplating sending him a text! now he really is a wanker!
from salazabr :
Lionel is still dying and Lex is still sick, they do seem to be just glossing over it. We'll have to see if they ever tie up those loose ends.
from iheart2rock :
well, you asked, so i'll tell... the infamous "vomit in the pool" incident occured when i was a senior in high school, on a class trip to florida. we were basically horseplaying and being juvenille, and then this douchebag little freshman-- named garrett, i still remember who it was, haha-- pushed me down underwater. when i came up, i was choking and coughing and gasping for air. and somehow i managed to throw up. so it's not like i went in the pool with a damn flu or anything. anyway, after it happened i was like "oh my gosh, what did i just do?" and i felt bad, but, in my state of stupor, i thought "eh, maybe no one will notice." needless to say, people did notice the water, and everyone evacuated to the spa immeadiately-- but to this day, no one knows it was me. ha! i wanted to mention it a couple months later when i gave the graduation speech, and maybe apologize or at least reveal myself, but i decided not everyone would understand or care, and i'd come across as an ass. however, i've decided that when i publish a book, it will be titled "it was me who threw up in the pool on our senior trip to florida." this is a long note, but, yeah... that's the story.
from daisy624 :
Nothing's really going on with me. Nothing too life altering and damaging anyway. I was just thinking a lot about what's going on with the people in my life the other night when I wrote my last entry, so it's not all about the same person. I'm (mostly) ok, I promise.
from chickpea981 :
Ya know, had I left sooner I would have met my cuckold guy in person in an odd setting... probably would have been way more worth it than that stupid gorilla ass motherfucker going psycho on me. Freaks. And Jon Bon Jovi - holy fucking fuck! He's so worthy of a good tongue bathing.
from liesal1979 :
Hope your day gets better chick! xx
from liesal1979 :
Hope your day gets better chick! xx
from liesal1979 :
Hope your day gets better chick! xx
from liesal1979 :
Hope your day gets better chick! xx
from liesal1979 :
Hi...hmm lets clear one thing up, did not screw random guy under blanket, just a bit of mutual masterbation! Thats the point, i'm not pathectic just sound a bit like it at the mo!! xx
from icedmilk :
Hey, I noticed that you had my review site as a favorite. Thanks <3 -Kelsey, Iced Milk Reviews
from betchy :
yeah, i know, it has ben doing my head in a bit, but i dont want to seem horrid! the one who just came out of the 10 year relationship keeps interrupting my lunchtimes, which is , quite clearly DIARYLAND time. but no, she sits and witters on. ho hum. the other one though, i cant really say anything bad about, because she did everything for me when i broke up with wizz. and i mean EVERYTHING! so i dont mind listening to her so much. we do have some sort of idea that her mum is putting ideas in her head, but until we speak to the police on saturday we cant really assume too much. hopr you're ok my lush girl, speak soon xxx
from liesal1979 :
Yep, Know I'm stupid and everytime (again am aware i am stupid!) i swear its not gonna happen again, and it does! We shall see and i shall keep you updated! This could turn into a whole different kinda diary!!! xx
from asdotcom :
C'mon, Patty. While the Partridge Family may be fun and entertaining, I don't really think they epitomize cool.
from phangasm :
Mmm, toe sucking. I was going to write an entry on that!
from girlygirl83 :
Yeah, I'm sure that it will make me apperciate life alot more. Have a great day!
from betchy :
but since i found you i have loved you unconditionally and left you notes almost every day. i do love you patty. i love you so much i screwed up your notes page with too many kisses remember? xxx
from ionme :
that didn't make sense....you know what i mean ;P----
from ionme :
ew, keanu or not - i don't get into foot sex lol.....i have a serious problem with other people's feet. i don't like them to come anywhere near me - except maybe during sex :D
from yakkety-yak :
you have been quoted and credited. thanks for finding the entry!
from liesal1979 :
Hi, Thats for the advice. I didn't text last night..Yeah Me. Hope your ok, & thanks for being my first note! Oh the shame!! (No really, i'm suer i'll get over it! LOL)
from idiot-milk :
People suck, yes, so it's perfectly reasonable to hate them. I'm not firmly convinced that you can have too much sex, though. Not firmly convinced at all, nope.
from girlygirl83 :
Hey thanks for the sweet note. How are you doing? I like those pics. They are hot. I think that Hospice will be good for me too. If I don't cry all of the time. I'm sure that it's a sad sad sad place. I hope that i'm strong enough to do it. Yeah, I guess that once you get married your life does change alot and what you once thought was important suddenly isn't important anymore. I'm just glad that my sister is nice to me, and she's married. Oh well, I hope that your doing good. Have a great weekend!
from asdotcom :
Don't go back looking for it. Her mom (yeah, her mom edits her diary) deleted most of the entries so me, my friend Mark, and Pete look like total tools because she picked and choosed what she'd leave up. // I'll see what I can pull off just for you.
from asdotcom :
Ha ha ha! You read kitty-kaboom? Did you read that whole big blowout we had in her comments section?
from betchy :
yeah, i know , she is quite a pitiful creature most of the time actually, at least you dont have to put up with her in real day-to-day life (i know that she is going to see this note, i'm not just being mean). i mean god, it takes her greatest pal ever, becky, to get her any notes at all! and her buddylist is made up purely of my faves! just remember who you loved first patty! xxx
from liesal1979 :
HOLA. Well ok, yep i am on my way home now and getting ready yo smile at people! I know i should put all eggs one basket, but facing facts i like the guy. there will be more, and i lied, there is no more than sex. sex is the be all and end all!!! I'll let u know how the smiling went!xx
from betchy :
patty, you leave lisa a note today, and none for me? what is up with that? oh and what entry was it it that you wrote about that guy and his "tallywhacker"? i need to quote it!
from liesal1979 :
Hola Patty.... Wisdom and wise, Those are my two words to describe you today! Makes sense. I text him and then i don't, so keep him thinking the way he is keeping me thinking! I like it!! The sleepover/shagathon thing was in hindsight a bad idea, but he was so damn good, i'm glad that i did it in case i never see hime agin. see thats my main problem. I think "How can anyone fancy me??" so i assume they don't and put too much pressure on. I am gonna back off a bit with Dan. If he doesn't come down this weekend, then i'll see him soon. theres more to life than sex. And if u believe that you'll believe anything! Thanks for the advice chick i really appreciate it!! xxx
from asdotcom :
That would be my delicious ankle. Mmm-mm!
from betchy :
what did you think hump was then? something dirty knowing you!!!
from betchy :
i didnt put any bad language in the e mail i promise! but i will send another. hump is when you get annoyed with someone. minnie is a vagina. happy now?
from betchy :
patty i wish i hadnt read about your friends rabbit, i hate stories about horrid things happening to anmimals! i'm sad now. i have sent you an e mail with the secret on it. its not as exciting as you may have thought, but dont tell anyone!
from betchy :
yeah i will probably unlock soon. do you want to know a secret?
from betchy :
yeah the work bit is over i am just here catching up with my notes and things. yeah, sorry about that note, i didnt realise it would make your notes go all skewif. but i do love you even though you had to delete it. so, 70 listing you as a fave!! go you! i think i have got 29. thats pretty crap isnt it? but then i have had to lock my diary, and i have only been on d-land since april. but still, i want 70 like you!!!
from betchy :
patty i think i broke your notes page with too many kisses! sorry x
from yakkety-yak :
patty i have listed you as a fave.
from coldfiltered :
Lane bryant, a tad expensive, worth it to me for a fabulous bra
from coldfiltered :
hey, they make sexy dd bras. Thats how big my boobies are and I have purple bras and teal bras and green bras and I just bought a sexy lacy black push up type bra that came with little removable air sacs.
from betchy :
yeah, but i didnt have any, for like a day and a half! and also i dont have comments or guest book or anything, so it looks like i have more but really i dont its just that notes is the only way people can contact me. and also i am an attention whore!
from betchy :
hell patty you are HOT! no wonder you're getting fucked all the time you are one sexy mama!! and you definately do not look your age. ye ha!
from betchy :
yeah i get a little lonely sometimes! patty honey, i just went to that address you left me, and i keep getting the error page for d-land, are you sure you left me the right address?? i really want to see what you look like! okay okay, i'm sure i didnt type it in wrong anyway, i tried three times. send it to me again x
from betchy :
patty please leave me a note! no-one is leaving me any today and i feel ever so lonely and unloved. i have not had one single note all day! and i do love you very much because you're so pretty (i imagine).
from betchy :
patty i have missed you while i have been away, have you missed me? i am so glad you are getting hot sex. yay for us having hot sex! isnt it just the best? i mean the absolute best? is there anything better than good sex, because if there is i need to try it! x
from klcroft :
You are so damn awesome!
from dooki :
I'm glad you linked me in your diary, when referring to corn poo. In a strange way, I'm a little proud to be an American. So, when are you coming to my store to irritate me? Were you the Jesus in your life weirdo? Or the lady who pissed in my dressing room? If you're good, I'll tell you the name of my store and you can come see me...NAKED AND COVERED IN CORN POO. grrrrrrrr
from hamiltonian :
I love your journal.. I'll be back...
from pocket-pool :
When I decided to lock my diary due to excessive bullshit hate mail and such, I sent an email to everyone who had put me on their fav list giving username and password. Most don't seem to have gotten the mail, so here I am cluttering your notes page. The words you need are "stone" and "wall", without the quote marks of course. xoxox
from salazabr :
Umm...they kind of frown on taking pictures at the gym...sorry.
from onewetleg :
yay for taking my survey! thanks patty, you're the best! love, jj
from salazabr :
Picture of what?
from clown-review :
Hey. Were a new review site looking for some people to review. Your review will be really speedy. Thanks!
from betchy :
well i am glad that its not anything serious, i was a bit concerned i must say!!! and richard marx!!! i loved his song hazard. it was the best. leave me a note soon you sexy thing, you!!!
from betchy :
patty! you cant just write "we did IT" and not give details. some of us arent getting IT!! we have to amuse ourselves listening to tales of you doing IT!! (and by amuse ourselves i do not mean touch ourselves. remeber i only have access at work, i think it would be frowned upon). i demand details now!!
from betchy :
patty! you cant just write "we did IT" and not give details. some of us arent getting IT!! we have to amuse ourselves listening to tales of you doing IT!! (and by amuse ourselves i do not mean touch ourselves. remeber i only have access at work, i think it would be frowned upon). i demand details now!!
from reviewcity :
Hey I'm done with your review! Thanks for giving me a good diary to work with, I appreciate that. :)
from sexycreature :
I had the same problem with ccbill! It never would accept my password that I entered to cancel my subsription. Fuckers.
from betchy :
oh yeah? what sort of phone call was that then?
from betchy :
no way, if he would have put it in my arse i may have passed out!!!! jeez!!! let me know what you think of the list, if theres anything you want me to add let me know!!
from betchy :
patty make a new survey!!!! and also did you see my translations list?? i made it just for you! xxx
from betchy :
patty make a new survey!!!! and also did you see my translations list?? i made it just for you! xxx
from dooki :
I don't work in a mall, are YOU crazy? Fuck malls, dude. I work on lower greenville, near all the bars and stuff. We're just a little boutique and there is only one store. Did you just join my notify list? If you didn't, why not? Don't you want to make the sweetest of love to me?
from betchy :
i cant tell hi because he is a player and he would really freak. i know he would. i have heard him talk about girls that like him, and he calls them stalkers and stuff. its much better if he doesnt know. he only likes me as a friend i know that. his brother even told me last week how much he respects me as a friend. i would like nothing more than him to declare his hidden feelings for me, but it just isnt going to happen so there is no point me even thinking that he might. sad but true. *sigh* i wish i was like you patty!!!
from betchy :
yes a snog is a kiss!!! i know it is probably all my own fault, but i really cant tell him how i feel.. it would be too hard. i do feel a bit better today, but i still feel sick every time i think of her tongue being in his mouth. aaarrrgh!!! never mind. thanks for the note honey xxx
from betchy :
he could well be my dear patty. i dont think he thinks with his brain he thinks with his tallywacker!!! he probably doesnt think he did anything wrong. oh well. boss wants to come round mine tonight, and vicky used to like him (read some old entries its in there). he isnt fenton, but i could probably fuck him if i tried. he's not exactly ugly. and he's of the dark skinned variety, so would probably have a generous package!!!
from betchy :
i would love to do something to make her look stupid, but then i would just end up looking like an evil, jealous bitch (which i am). i have been friends with her such a long time, and its not like i havent given her a chance to explain, i have text her, and left 2 voicemails asking her to phone, but she is choosing to avoid me. there can only be one reason for that right? at least i was trying to let her explain herself but she has chosen not to. GOD!!!! i hate feeling like this, like i am not good enough, and feeling betrayed. i hate having negative feelings full stop!!!! thanks for the note honey x
from betchy :
popped his freshly washed tallywacker in your mouth??? i am laughing so hard right now!!! why didnt i get sex? no, i just get fent declaring his passions for vicky. what a shit life. one person in the whole world that i like. ONE PERSON and they like vicky. well, she aint getting invited out again.
from chickpea981 :
I was using this Donna Karan thing that went with my perfume, the alternative to that being bath and body works. I must have 10 different scents from B&BW that I alternate. This was some weird thing from the body shop that my friend gave me. Shoulda known better. And I want your weekend for the sex. I so could have used that and yeah, fmaily can be a beating, but I could have used a dose of them too.
from chickpea981 :
Tide is the devil! The devil I say! That damn detergetn sends my entire body into hives and itches for days. My oh so fragile cooter couldn't handle some anti-bacterial soap so it looks like it's back to the expensive body washes I used to use. And once again, I want your weekend!
from betchy :
i would say i am not jealous but i would be lying. my weekend was shit. SHIT!!! i am the worst friend known to man, and i am ugly and fat. and i am also not my friend vicky which would have been an advantage this weekend apparently.
from betchy :
did you get your sex on sat afternoon then? oh i have joined notifylist btw, and also is patty your real name?
from betchy :
as long as you're not crossing your legs!!! oh, god i make myself laugh!!!
from betchy :
a u.s size 14 is a u.k size 18, so i love u.s sizing, because in your sizes i would be a 12!!! which sounds really slim in engalnd!! well my dear patty, i hope you see trucker this weekend, i expect stories of sexual daring, and dirty escapades (although do not do the bottle thing i once did. apart from anything else, it is NOT attractive look in a girl) for when i return on monday. i live in the hope of getting laid this weekend also, but its more likely that i will turn into a squirrel, as me getting laid is not a very common occurance these days since i got fat and stopped being a slapper!!! have a dirty weekend my dear, try and get enough for both of us!!!
from asdotcom :
Oh, how I wish I could. There are four of us, though, and we're only driving through Dallas, not stopping. See, we have to get to Las Vegas. We are driving from Hawkins to Las Vegas with no resting in between. One day I am going to come visit you, though. That's my plan. -AS!
from betchy :
is that a size 14 uk or us sizing? i used to resemble sporty spice when i was young (and slim) but mostly because i wore my hair in a pony all the time and wore sporty clothes. i look nothing like her. or ginger. i am a little short arse, a size 16 (uk, size 12 us), i also have huge boobs, and a huge arse!!! they have always been that way regardless of what my weight is! my hair is really long, to my waist, and blonde, got brown eyes, small nose, small ears, big lips, and rosy cheeks!!! can you picture me now?? and yeah post one of you and trucker, i want to see what he looks like too!!! xxx
from betchy :
aw, thanks sweetie, thats nice to hear. so, girly pants, when are you going to post some piccies of yourself on this here website??? i picture you with red hair, i dont know why. and brightly coloured clothes, and real pretty eyes, lots of make-up (but not in a gross way) and really smiley!!! am i anywhere near close? what do you reckon i look like?? its fun to try and guess!!!
from betchy :
hey miss pattykins, just took your new survey!!! now go check out my answers you old slapper you (that was a joke by the way!!)
from gumphood :
Ahhh, but you make it sound so easy, as if everyone did it. But there is something else behind it. Why this way? Is it your prefered method? What about the symantics..who goes where, and where to meet up and who pays for what. I am not saying I don't understand the concept, I am interested in the details.
from gumphood :
So wait a sec. You are 40? Now, how does the whole meeting thing take place? This interests me because I bet you have some strange stories. email me if you want. gumphood@diaryland.com
from betchy :
gosh, i made some typo's in that last note. how unfortunate. anyway miss patty, you are neither of those 3 things. some people are so nice they arent even considered a slapper. my emma, she is a naughty naughty girl when we go out, but because she is so nice, we just say she is a bit generous with her love. and you had some the other day, but hadnt for a while so you cant be anything of those things. they get it far more frequently. at least once a week!!!!
from gumphood :
so wait, I read your notes, and you are and older slut? I don't beleive it!? haha. Strange. Anyway I don't know what a slapper is either. She' confused the shit out of me.
from betchy :
a slapper is like a like a slut, but a bit nicer. nobody likes sluts, but slappers tend to have a few fiends around them, whereas sluts are only ever seen with tiny clothes on and men touching them up. slags are about the same as sluts, but tend not to dress as provocatively. i would defiantely not call you a slut pattymelt, because you are too nice and too funny!!!!
from betchy :
in england its legal to have sex at 16 so technically i wouldnt have been breaking the law. but i just couldnt allow myself, i know i would have regretted it afterwards. even if it was good!!! i dont want to get my old reputation as a slapper back. it started when i did these three brothers.......then their friends...before you know it your phone numbers over the walls of public toilets all over weston!!!!!!
from betchy :
yeah i could do with a good seeing to right about now!!! i am glad you missed me, i think something is missing in my life, because i was excited about getting back to work so i could check my d-land!!! maybe its the lack of sex thats missing because i went straight to mygrey's diary!!! ye ha, that bloke can get me going!! the seventeeny was not called toby, i am not sure what his first name was, i was only introduced to him as "beecham". do you think i was a complete knob not getting that blokes number last night?
from betchy :
hey gorgeous girl, congrats on the fucky fucky, i havent had none of that since 12th june. how sad. i did get offered it twice this weekend though!!! did you miss me? leave me a note you crazy cat, i am so jealous of you!!!
from ionme :
that's true. i am very open with some of my friends but i don't trust a lot of them. certain friends know pieces of me that other's don't and i like to keep it that way. i don't want to have to hold back anything in my diary - then it wouldn't be me and i would lose my escape. i also locked it because of work. i didn't like knowing there could be some ugly fat hairy guy jerking off to my diary either. ew
from ionme :
yea, it was hell. i locked it because i didn't like anyone being able to google cock and getting my diary, ha. and because i don't want anyone i know to find it, belive me - they want access!!!
from ionme :
do you ever notice we always update at the same time? watch, i'll jinx it now.
from divaredneck :
www.loveshackforfun.com
from asdotcom :
:oD Thanks, dude!
from onewetleg :
thanks for the heads up. try it now! love,
from krugerpak007 :
Thanks for your note. Have a good weekend! XOXOXOX Kathy
from salazabr :
Yeah, hairy is definitely a bad thing for guys and girls. ;)
from salazabr :
LOL!! Even I don't like hairy guys, there are some at the gym who scare me. ;)
from betchy :
aw, honey, did you miss me when i didnt update?? bless you. and i do feel better now thank you.
from betchy :
patty you totally ROCK the dancefloor, and i love you. just felt the need to share that x
from invisibledon :
thanks for doing my justaboutsex survey
from idiot-milk :
That would be lovely, but sadly, they monitor phone calls. To make sure stuff like that doesn't happen, you see. Otherwise I would be hanging up on motherfuckers right and left. Damn bunch of retards.
from idiot-milk :
Have you ever noticed, though, how male porn stars are not that hot? I mean, some of them are okay, but rarely do you find TRULY hot male porn stars. How is that fair?
from ionme :
YA, this weekend was fun but i thought it would be a lot better.
from salazabr :
lol! Of course I remembered her! I'm still stalking her on a part time basis. ;)
from betchy :
man, i was still off my face on pills on monday when i got into work, and i took them saturday night!!! i did do a lot though. i looked awful, everyone said so. i think they all suspected it wasnt just drink because they have seen me with hangovers, and i never look as bad as that. my face looked like a skull, and i was still all wide-eyed!!! what a legend. i think i really need a cast page aswell, i have one written as an entry, but have no idea how to add it as an extra. oh, and my 100th entry is coming up in about 6 more entries so there will be 101 facts about me!!! how exciting. cant wait till monday to read yours. i am sure it will be very interesting. i still cant believe you're 40!!!!!! (how long till that starts getting annoying?)
from betchy :
you are a bad-ass!!! ye ha!!! i was really really drunk, i havent got a hangover though, but i have been on one all day. maybe i am still drunk, even though it is the end of the day. yay!!!!
from peachick :
your review is up:) (i'm from chicksreview)
from betchy :
i know, but it makes me so mad that when they are acting like this i sink down to their level!!! what the fuck???? i'm 22 years old i dont need to be bitching and slagging people off all the time, yet that is what i end up doing. aaarrggh!!!! thanks for all the notes anyway, they are much appreciated. you're honestly 40?????????
from ionme :
now that guy is HOT - boys like him make me do bad things!
from betchy :
i know, i didnt really expect anyone to find it, no-one from my town was even on d-land, but lisa cant even let me have friends in cyberspace it seems without muscling in. but there was no need to print it out. anyway, it will piss on her fireworks when she asks whi its locked and i say "because of you, you two-faced fuckbag!!!". anyway i sent garamond a text earlier saying "gar, could you please find somewhere else to stay tonight, i have people coming round and i said they could stay over. i forgot about it until just now. sorry mate. see you soon." thats ok isnt it?
from betchy :
you're 40????????????????????????? hell girl i thought you were like my age!!! i sent you an e mail through d-land with the password and everything. username is betchy, password crazyhorse. i am only locking it for a little while, until the shit thats going on here dies down. some of my lame-arse friends decided that the way to ease all the tension between us was to print out pages from my diary. WTF??? anyway please feel free to read still, i guess you didnt get the email xxx
from kristintracy :
i go outside to smoke during the workday, yes. however. i do not do anything extra when i come back in. i know a lot of people that wash their hands, but i just don't have that kind of time/don't care. nobody has complained to me about the fact that i smell like smoke. quite the contrary. i have had several comments such as "really, you smoke? you never smell!" backhanded yes, but still makes me feel better.
from betchy :
patty, how old are you?
from salazabr :
LOL...yup, I guess we are. You should try the Hot Pockets Lean Breakfast pockets, those are good too. I haven't been up to anythin, I just decided to lock my diary is all.
from betchy :
the lock is broken, and i am waiting for the landlord to sort it out. i am not being out of order am i? he is taking the piss isnt he? oh, and if its ok, shirley is going to do your review, because someone she knows personally has requested one, so she doesnt want to be biased. if its not ok let me know, but i'm sure she will be just as nice as me x
from satellitebob :
thanks for taking the survey, I think I need to make a new one. Hmph. Mighty sleepy right now though.
from betchy :
lyrics has a couple of meanings, but the main one is if someone is telling you fibs they are "giving it lyrics." also if someone is talking, and they are going on on and on, and they wont shut up that is known as "giving it all the lyrics." sometimes if somthing has happened, that is quite unbelievable you might say "what?no way!! lyrics!!" hope that clears things up a bit. and i do still feel a bit odd after the weekends events, i think i need a good nights sleep. i am wound up about the situation with my "friends" but at least i know now not to bother with them, and can concentrate on people who do care about me and arent just using me to make themselves look popular. thanks for the note, and i will try and get your review done by the end of the week x
from abittergirl :
hey; pattymelt. The dating site is Match.com There are a lot of losers on there. They are all emailing me.
from betchy :
i know, i'm sorry i just couldnt resist!!! you will have to tell me what you didnt understand and i will clarify for you!! do you want a review? we have to start somewhere!!!! that came out sounding totally insulting but it wasnt meant to!! i just meant starting with people on our buddy lists. do you know what that shovel is just digging me deeper into that hole so im going to go. please request a review x
from betchy :
ye ha the meat sweats are a laugh!!!! thanks for adding me. and if you have any trouble understanding anything, just leave me a note and i will happily explain. i used to leave explanations, but i dont want to appear patronizing, and also i am not sure what will be understood and what wont. which words in particular did you not get? where abouts in kent does your boy live? i am sure i could find him and send him to you. it is only a small country after all. keep making me laugh and i will speak to you soon. later on x
from betchy :
hello!!! i saw your name about lots, so i added you and read you and took all your surveys!!!! hope you dont mind. you can read me if you like. but i'm not that exciting. loved your surveys. bye bye x
from dooki :
Thanks for sharing, I'm glad. I got quite a response from that one. I was afraid that I'd have to change my username to dookipee, but I don't anymore. I'm still just dookin' it up old school. Word.
from chickpea981 :
I love reading you. You always make me giggle about something random or throw out some personal detail about your body. Just thought you should know I loved reading you.
from asdotcom :
All I know is I lost 85 pounds without really trying on Atkins. <shrug>
from asdotcom :
rofl
from eggsaucted :
Unfortunately I live in Chicago where people think it's cool to have meetings outside. It was the vice president's idea and then she wasn't there to see how stupid it was and some idiot is going to tell her how great it was and that means we'll have to have our August division meeting outside when it's 100 degrees out and humid. Karen is Kevin's wife. What I did to her was sleep with her husband and then accidently get pregnant. She has every right in the world to hate me, but I wish to hell she'd stop calling, I'm not going to talk to her. I'll never get her all the way out of my life, but I certainly don't have to take her phone calls.
from eggsaucted :
Aw well gee. Thanks. I write the way I talk, or so I'm told. Glad you like my diary. So far her highnessis a very good kid. Well except for her lack of sleep. But otherwise she's a great kid and in the big picture it could be a lot worse than having a kid who doesn't sleep very much. Thanks for reading. I really intend to check out your diary, but well between work, mommying and reviewing for mommaviews I don't have much time, but it will happen one of these days. Thanks again.
from eggsaucted :
I'm glad you still like reading my diary. I won't tell anyone.
from ionme :
yeah i am trying to keep some people out - anyway, email me at ionmebi@cs.com and i'll give you access!
from eggsaucted :
Thanks for listing me as a fave! I was going to read a little of your diary, but I just got her highness to fall asleep and I'm so tired I can't see straight. Thanks again.
from thedevlyn :
Thank you for taking my surveys. And I was your last fav? wow. And I am funny, so good of you to notice.
from asdotcom :
I was thinking that when I read they were coming out here. Too bad it wasn't you. -AS!
from salazabr :
I can beat that...I'm at 26 and counting.
from kristintracy :
poop is always funny. i was just thinking how gene weingarten talked about poop being the funniest word for, well, poop. crap, shit...not as funny as poop. i have no idea why. i just mentioned two of the things i always talk about. just to round it out, I'm listening to the beastie boys right now!
from salazabr :
No way, Jack's in the field kicking ass or it just isn't 24. I said I think he'll die because I read an interview and Keifer said that's how he'd like to end things with Jack Bauer. Yeah, I always got the feeling Chase was going to be a one season kind of guy. That was the only mention of Palmer's health issues and his doctor gf bowed out when that scandal with her ex husband it. Was it just me or did all the Palmer sub-lots seem weak? They were worth it though to finally see the ice queen get hers.
from salazabr :
Yup, the WB snuck it in under the radar and repeated the finale. I loved it! I'm with you on 24, my prediction is that Jack will die next season and it will come out of nowhere. I'll miss Tony and Michelle though, it was cool to see them evolve. Sadly Kim hasn't and is still just the same old Kim...
from salazabr :
That was pretty much my reaction too. :(
from asdotcom :
Yeah. Pretty much. :o) I wish Pete would have died, too. If for no other reason than his freak haircut.
from heelandlass :
Hi! I was flicking through some surveys the other day and found one that you did where you said you wanted to visit Scotland before you die. How come? Are you planning a visit soon? I live in Edinburgh and if you're planning a visit, I'll give you loads of top tips for great places to go and see etc. Let me know xx
from adulterous-k :
Coupling - series 3/ep 1. Bit disappointing - no Jeff!
from over25revue :
your review is up. it's not that good, but it ain't all bad, either. don't hate me. :)
from b0b0 :
Oh thank you for takin my new survey!
from salazabr :
Playboy.com and feel free to pass along or post anything you can find, thanks. =)
from salazabr :
Yes, it's the June issue and she's on the cover. There weren't enough pics if you ask me but there are more online...if only I could get to them...
from ionme :
i drink skim and didn't think it was that bad, hell there are 13g in one cup. damn - maybe i do need to try the other milk you suggested, i hope i like it.
from wench77 :
Thanks for doing my gettinolder survey! Ah NOW I see why you remember the same things as me... you are the same age! I totally understand what you mean about the skin thing. grrr. And the period thing yup. Enough. eEeeew about getting stuck in your body watching tv shows you hate.ugh! I always find it amazing how people say age is in the head, and then talk about how their skin texture is changing, how they are going grey and becoming forgetful!! hehe. Perhaps it is age that makes us forget that we change with age, even if it is having gotten the wisdom of the past 40 years?? MPPHGHGGTT!!! "don't they know that rope or handcuffs are more tasteful!! " That is priceless! Thanks again and goodluck with all the boys, you 32yr old!
from wench77 :
Thanks for doing my adultkids survey! I had to google the Tubsy doll and Batz Maru! I asked if your child you was hooked on video games, not your child. hehe. Like your angry you, or your mommy you.. :) mm, peanut butter captain crunch. I think I should do some more food surveys... I like reading the answers! Well, you sound like you have a good grip on having fun! tah!
from wench77 :
Thanks for doing my threeof survey. Good answers. I see you are really not demanding for a night in. "tp, water and a blanket" hehe. Most people wanted at least a video and some chips and coke!! "How stupid people keep their jobs"... indeed that is puzzling. vices.."younger guys, sex with younger guys"..this made me laugh! thanks again!
from wench77 :
Thanks for doing my dimmemories survey! hehe I forgot about Richie Rich... the poor little rich boy. :) OMG you were a Tiger Beat girl like my cousins! You are like the only one so far who was into them LOL! Wow, looking at warts under the fiche machine AND sorting punch cards... you really LIVED your past! Yay! Haha re thermal paper in fax machines... I still have one like that and I love it (if you get thick paper not the cheap stuff... cuz it cuts the paper to whatever size you are copying... five inches or five feet. And you don't have any expensive ink cartridges to buy. Those are killers! Why would someone keep their kids in disposable diapers til kindergarten? eek$$$$!!! As for rabbitears... i still have that on my tv, and I think that CBC maybe still signs off the air but we have Oh Canada and God Save the Queen (as she steps off a plane onto Canadian soil! :) Haha, re "it makes me feel old"... that's why i wrote this survey... I felt old, refering to things that people around me would go "huh?". hehe. Thanks for saying i do good surveys!
from wench77 :
Thanks for doing my bodymods survey! Pooch?? Your mother cut off your earlobe? You have lots of tales! unintentional... yeah, like the gravel in your knee! :) ewww tweezing eyebrows (just cuz it hurts! lol) thanks!
from wench77 :
"another brave older woman?"eek! Well, thank you for calling me brave, though I'm not sure why, but it sounds like I'm like 80! hehe. Thanks for doing so many surveys.. you are really going to town. Sorry but I wont be able to read and comment until late tonight if not tomorrow... just wanted to say thanks for adding me to your faves and I WILL get to the surveys yet! :)
from evilestone :
BTW, have you heard from DesertWitch? All my email bounces these days...
from evilestone :
Yes, I recognized your breasts in mrgrey's contest, even though they were from images you hadn't sent me yet... ; ) Holding out on me? Shame on you! Bend over my knee and let me spank ya... ; )
from greeneyez85 :
on a vacation or something?...havent seen an entry in 2 whole days!
from adulterous-k :
New series of Coupling at last - starts in the UK tomorrow night. Thought you'd want to know!
from ionme :
ACK!!!! I missed your bday yesterday. Sorry about that!
from chickpea981 :
Happy birthday! I need to read back and catch up on what I missed while I was away.
from b0b0 :
thanks for taking my new one! ya, why didnt I think of the pee in pants question! damn it...that would have been a good one! Thanks again- ♥
from asdotcom :
You should Netflix you up some "The Office". It's a British comedy in the style of mockumentary (Waiting for Guffman type stuff). It's got some pretty funny sex humor in it. Made me think of you. -AS!
from evilestone :
I had to guess which were yours... You obviously haven't sent me all your nekkid pics yet... : ( (I THINK I got them right, though...)
from ionme :
i can't go look at the boobies, i'm at work....quit teasing me
from onewetleg :
you'd think if he came across your diary, he'd at least offer you a tissue. ahem. arrrrrh you are a pirate with your eyepatch. arrrh. i have decided that it is my personal mission to teach you how to make links. to make a link to someone elses diary you just have to type %%diary-onewetleg%% then replace the diary you want to link to and you will have a link.... more later do you have yahoo instant messanger. we could talk. i am onewetleg.....
from matthewpv2 :
Just came across your diary...Interesting...Just thought I would drop you a not saying hi. Check me out sometime...
from heidiann :
Hee! I BASK IN YOUR HATE!! I totally watched the first two seasons through Netflix too! Now I'm trying to ration out the third season since it's only 14 episodes. MUST...RATION! Oh my god, I totally suggest you look for the Chinese versions on eBay, that's where he got them. Now I'm thinking about looking for the Sex and the City bootlegs!!
from ionme :
congrats on the good date!
from evilestone :
You were on my mind when the questions were asked...I was thinking of putting you in a video, or at least shooting better shots than the last you sent. ; ) That, or spending an hour or two with my tongue busy between your thighs...you inspire a wide variety of Evil thoughts, my dear. ; )
from pantypulldwn :
good luck! i've done the carb thing before and after about 2 weeks i thought i was gonna die. i'm too much of a carb junky! once i thought i'd attack a child eating a short stack of pan cakes! lol!
from evilestone :
Updating here in a few, with a little of what happened this weekend. Oh, and when mikey gets there, be sure you two shoot lots of pics and maybe some video to send me. ;)
from asdotcom :
Fixed. Thanks for the heads-up!
from greeneyez85 :
ohh...kids...poop...i get it now...thats hilarious!!...i do watch jessica simpson..but i never heard her say anything like that...maybe i just wasnt listening again...trying to block out the non-sense...
from b0b0 :
I have pictures in all of them. I am one of those freaks that is constantly taking pictures. Thank you for the note!
from ionme :
i know, and i have no doubt in your porn star capabilities but girls like us + being drunk & we deserve to get paid for the outcome haha...
from ionme :
a little buzzed, heh - try horny when you're a lot buzzed on for size - not pretty :D instant porn star lol....
from ionme :
because i'm fucked up patty, don't you know that by now? haha...i think it's my way of protecting myself, he can't hurt me because i can't get too close to him. it's what i'm used to - these assholes. . . . it's all i know. ??? shrugs ???
from pocket-pool :
nothing special. just thinking boutcha. :-)
from ionme :
yes, men are stupid. it's raining here too - so much for good hair today! have a good weeknd :D
from wilberteets :
Thanks for the note. To answer your question, I work at the asshole shack. Not being an asshole myself, I am quite out of place there.
from whovillian :
Thx sweetie... I have have to learn to draw that line...friendship and relationships...lesson learning
from asdotcom :
Congrats!
from evilestone :
Perhaps, but notice, right after I make the offer, you complain about people making the offer... ;) What ELSE was I to think? ;)
from evilestone :
Oops, make that, "whichever comes SECOND". Sorry. ; )
from evilestone :
Just so you will have a note from me, and not bitch... ; ) I still want to lay you down and lick you until you scream...or for 3 or 4 hours, whichever comes first...
from ionme :
gotta love little meltdowns at work, haha....that pic from the 18th - how can anyone not be ready for a hot makeout session after looking at that? mmm
from daisy624 :
Yah, I caught Oprah the first time it came on, back in January, I think. Did't Nick just look to cute? Don't they make you feel all warm and fuzzy and lovey like AA is just the best place to make new friends? LOL.
from bare-my-soul :
i went icon crazy! did it really take ten minutes, it only takes me about 5 seconds. how are you?
from asdotcom :
A li'l bit...
from asdotcom :
Ms. Melt... are you trying to seduce me?
from b0b0 :
Thank you for takeing many of my surveys! I hope you have a fun 3 days off! Bye
from ionme :
Nope, didn't hit the slots of fun.....I wish I could say it's good to be back. Coming back from vacation blows. I think you were right about Doogie, don't say I told you so, heh....xo
from asdotcom :
Aw. Thanks. :oD
from asdotcom :
No. But it's fun to pretend. ;o)
from pantypulldwn :
thanks! you're the first dlander to leave a comment.i think they were just posted.
from myhappiness :
Hey, cool. Thanks for adding me on your favs. I'll be back for more.
from myhappiness :
Hey...hope that birthday party is fun...
from asdotcom :
Oh, man, you even warned me of weiner! Dude, you're the best!
from asdotcom :
:oD Thanks! Both the cake and I were very happy to hear that. ;o)
from asdotcom :
Come on, dude! You've gotta put some kind of warning that there's naked dudes or kissing dudes or modeling dudes of any kind when you post that stuff! I beg you!
from greeneyez85 :
your welcome for adding you... you seem very interesting...i found you through crackheadreds diary page...
from pantypulldwn :
you are such a pedohpile. wait, who am i to say anything! that's the pot calling the kettle black! hah! lol! i love the eye candy! you never stop amazing me!
from salazabr :
No disrespect to either of those shows (they are both outstanding) but you only say that becuase you haven't seen Firefly yet. =)
from salazabr :
Yeah, he just never fails to impress me and deliver the goods. Did you watch Firefly while it was on? I HAD to buy the DVD the day it came out. That show was so good it's not even funny.
from asdotcom :
Do you know my IPs?
from salazabr :
LOL! Thanks, but it really has nothing to do with that sort of thing. ;)
from ionme :
your gbook message upset me last night, i hope you're wrong but i expect an i told you so if you're not. i just can't break away - there's no easy way out. i've met that friend of his several times...he knows we're together and if he sees either of us out without each other he asks where the other one is. there's a lot more to the story than i can possibly write in my diary considering i always update at work. anyway - have a good weekend and i hope your eom comes out, ours is off 22k heh
from chickpea981 :
I'm up to 5 tatts (visually only 4) and this will be my only piercing. I'm with you gril - no regrets. It's like my friend said: Displacement.
from pantypulldwn :
let me know if you'd like to see a couple of the pics that i took on fri~leahsaa96@hotmail.com
from ionme :
guys do the stupidest shit instead of hanging out with us, i swear! we're so high maintenance :)
from bubaloo :
Boy, I just got done dumping on the people closest in my life, I can dig! Right now, my best friend (future x?) lol is getting ready to play with the other members of my band at a show on wednesday. Just told me today. fucker~! I'm pissed... fuck all these motherfuckers! Arghhh! Why am I doing this in your notes, I have no clue...
from bubaloo :
mmm...wabbit stew! What a freakishly appropriate name! Just wanted to say hi! HI!!!!
from leonmcphelps :
Well I am glad you like it.
from leonmcphelps :
Thanks for adding me as a favorite. I appreciate it.
from chickpea981 :
Sweet Jesus! I could just eat him up!
from purr67 :
I saw a note on sexyoldman's notes that you wanted to know when season 2 of Six Feet Under comes out on DVD. It comes out June 8th.
from pantypulldwn :
i love sweet november! i hope that somone will love me that way at least once in my lifetime!
from sexyatheist :
you're right about those random happy occurances. i've gotten very good at just saying thank you, but it was still odd. i do wonder about his motives though. i can't help it. i bet it is one of those, say something nice to at least 10 people things. either way, it was nice
from chickpea981 :
see.... I don't get to watch that type of TV so I can't really comment on those entries. I get home so late that I forced to watch old sitcoms in sydication on nick at nite. It's quite sad really.
from asdotcom :
Oh, hey... also, Anna and Seth had to break up and Anna had to leave the show because Samaire Armstrong (Anna) had another acting commitment this year for a new show. If the show flops, I believe they're considering bringing her back in a starring role and keeping her around Orange County for a while. Anyway, hopefully she'll come back and her and Seth will get back together.
from asdotcom :
Days! That's where I know her from! Before I sat behind a desk, I was a waiter at a cafe that had a huge big screen TV that was tuned to NBC most of the day. That's where I know Julie from. She's still gross. But I do like Luke in his jock eunich roll more that I did his steroid agressive mode. I think it's cool that he and Ryan are kind of friends now. And he's become a lot funnier. I realize that show has totally changed since it first started. In fact, I've had more than one conversation about it. But I think I like where it's going more than where it came from. And I think the writing is drastically improving (even if Ryan still can't act.)
from asdotcom :
Smallville was better than I thought it was going to be. Pete's still a Pussy. They should call him Pete "The Pussy" Ross instead of Pete "The Boss" Ross. He deserved to be beat up. THE OC was good, too, I thought, /except/ for the whole Luke/Marissa's mom thing. I think she's gross. I don't know if you've been reading the spoilers for it, but the next few episodes look lame. Also, I like Seth better with Anna than Summer. Summer's a jerk and doesn't deserve him. AND I don't watch OTH (Saw it... didn't like it. Although, I do like that guy from Dawson's Creek's hair.) or Date Patrol (which I hear is pretty good, I just don't really know when it comes on.) Whew. How do you like /that/ note?
from whystinger :
Geese, you have a lot of notes here!!! I guess I have been derelict. I have been reading and not leaving notes of guestbook entries. Shame on me! Will this do????
from sexyoldman :
Hi! (a note.) Three diet pepsis? I'd be up masturbating like a fiend all night long with that much caffiene. Speaking of masturbating, do you have any more pictures that may serve as "inspiration.?" Take care, Mike
from bacaguy :
Ok patty...tell us your experiences with sex and food that are body friendly. You didn't even comment about the office and conference room visits.
from evilestone :
There you go Patty, an update...with something in it this time.
from bacaguy :
Ok patty...tell us your experiences with sex and food that are body friendly. You didn't even comment about the office and conference room visits.
from asdotcom :
Worth Noting: I'm fired up about The OC and not Smallville tonight, too. But Smallville does look like it's going to be pretty good the rest of the season. www.KryptonSite.com
from girlygirl83 :
Hey girly~ I was just in the neighborhood and I thought that I would swing on by and say hey! I hope that your day gets better!
from bacaguy :
You don't have to beg for notes. Read my diary. I have an office story that you might like. ;)
from pantypulldwn :
are you and KB exclusive now? i don't hear you talking about toomany other guys anymore :(
from phangasm :
Hey, too bad about the date, I would've liked to read about it.
from pantypulldwn :
cool. i rubber stamp, i have thousands of dollars worth of stuff. it's a lot of fun isn't it?
from pantypulldwn :
it always floor me wheni run into epople from the past. you're into scrap booking? do you rubber stamp too?
from chickpea981 :
you need entertaining? read savecraig. that should keep you amused for a while.
from asdotcom :
Wicked awesome! I love Brak! I'll look forward to it.
from asdotcom :
I haven't updated because I have nothing to say yet today. However, I thought I'd endulge you with this tasty morsel of note.
from pantypulldwn :
it wasn't washing! that god, because theat's my fav. one too! it was still under the matress. lol! it had just been pushed back further!
from asdotcom :
Isn't calling a two and a half day sale a "One Day Sale" lying to your customers?
from chickpea981 :
I've got plenty of issues, I know I do. But that love bullshit felt like a grand manipulation. Eespecially after that email. I'm so far past done with him.
from evilestone :
OOooooooooo, cotton candy...does that mean I get to eat you? ; )
from chickpea981 :
http://savecraig.diaryland.com/040130_35.html That's what I saw on one of my daily reads this morning, then your entry. I've had my fill of exploding whales, thank you.
from asdotcom :
Um... that young? How did you want me to be politically correct here, exactly? (I say, take your compliment and run.)
from asdotcom :
I'd say you're one of the good guys. Also, I had no idea you were that old. And I've seen pictures.
from ionme :
woah, that's a lot of money for parking tickets - yikes!
from chickpea981 :
a warrant for WHAT?
from evilestone :
Sorry...hope things look up for you soon.
from chickpea981 :
WOOHOO! congrats on the raise chickadee!
from pantypulldwn :
fuck that. sounds like yall are married, run his ass off. tell him to put out or get out.
from ionme :
i want to play dolls too :)
from sexyoldman :
I love a woman who keeps handcuffs by the bed! Have fun re-arranging. Mike
from chickpea981 :
fuck that! let's be roomates NOW! Get your butt up to DC!
from bub66ohm :
ummm...how would you know they are cute? the boys, blind girl! Or maybe it wouldn't matter then..lol
from ionme :
i've got some real idiots here too! tomorrow's friday though :)
from pantypulldwn :
you are talking about seth right?
from ionme :
did u click my design link yet?
from pantypulldwn :
that's too funny, i hate stupid people too!
from ionme :
i don't know a whole lot myself, but i know people that do. you should click my design link & see if she has anything you like. she's very good.
from ionme :
What did you have in mind?
from evilestone :
We ALL wish your apartment was wired for web broadcast, Patty. ;)
from asdotcom :
I didn't know anyone still remembered Point Break. :o)
from purr67 :
Ok Ok, second look sees the bottom of the picture. I am glad that he is not really your boyfriend. Thank god, my heart started pounding for you.
from purr67 :
Holy shit!! Is that really your boyfriend?
from azelya :
Hi, I know I haven't contacted you before, but I've been reading you for a couple of months, and I've just been dying to see those BJ pics. Would you be willing to send a few my way? If you want to know more about me, e-mail me. I love reading you!
from asdotcom :
Lori Petty is my cousin.
from mrgrey :
So, since I'm 26, does that mean I'm out of the running? ;)
from mrgrey :
Well, the three women I have been with lately range from 27-33. Not exactly youngsters.
from evilestone :
I never developed a taste for Seka, but I have always loved Marilyn... I mean, how can you NOT love a woman that rides a Harley with twin .50 cal machine guns mounted on it? ;)
from ionme :
Patty! I want you to know that I appreciate all of the advice you give me and that I can always count on you to be honest :)
from girlygirl83 :
I know that was mean, and I'm sorry. I do have alot to write about though. I'm gonna get started on it right now. So if you read d-land at home, then be sure to check it out! It's alot of DRAMA!
from swimmmer72 :
hey, patty, i ALWAYS read you and usually update at least once a day. i'll try and note more often. :)
from ionme :
thanks girl!! hey, what was that coochie shaving cream stuff you mentioned a while back? how do i get some?
from asdotcom :
Both those things sound really nice. Thanks.
from asdotcom :
I think you missed the point.
from evilestone :
I know the feeling... I made it to bed about the same time you did, but got up at about 5:45am, and am not going to get to lay back down again...and am about to have to go get the grandkids in a few minutes... Wonder if I will have time to get any lunch? At least I managed to make a pot of coffee... ZZZzzzzzzz
from ionme :
tylenol pm doesn't work for me, unisom doesn't either, no sleeping pills keep me in bed. maybe i'll just get drunk every night and pass out - jeesh! :P
from xwiseassx :
Hey, I always read you. Ijust rarely leave notes is all. Take an Advil for the headache and a glass of wine at lunch for the ditzy employee, you'll be fine by 2 PM at the latest.
from girlygirl83 :
Hey, I know what it's like to be at work and cranky. I just wanted to say hello and I hope that your day gets better! I love notes too!
from bindyree :
Pattymelt -- not everybody on your buddy list is dead -- I update every day. :) Happy New Year!
from chickpea981 :
I go away for a week and you forget about me? :( I want some pictures damnit! chickpea981@yahoo.com. It's so good to be back and reading you again.
from swimmmer72 :
and BTW, if you are still inclined to send more pictures out, i can be reached at SELsteveO@cs.com. thanks, the pictures sound very impressive, judging from the reactions of others. patty, you really are one in a million!! :)
from swimmmer72 :
you can post that pic as often as you want. every day, and you still wouldn't get a complaint from me! :)
from pantypulldwn :
thanks! good stuff! that's right baby, that's what amatuer porn is all about. gotta love it, nothing like sucking cock.
from pantypulldwn :
leahsaa96@yahoo.com~ that would make a fucking awesome new year! way to rings it in pattymelt or at least mine!
from bub66ohm :
omg patty! Is that you! If it is you are the first girl that I have had sex with this year (if ya know what I mean! lol) Happy New Years!
from asdotcom :
as.com is down for a couple days. E-mail me at youthwccm@aol.com instead. Thanks. :oD
from ionme :
holy fuckin hot picture!!!! don't forget me when u send them
from evilestone :
New address noted and used...hopefully it will go through this time. I didn't have your new email address, didn't know you weren't at AOL anymore.
from evilestone :
I just tried sending you an email, and it bounced back saying it didn't know who you were...or that you weren't accepting mail from me.
from evilestone :
Oh YUM, I can't wait...pictures of Patty having fun... ;)
from bub66ohm :
ummm...just out of curiosity..how big is "giant?"
from bub66ohm :
hmmm...not rated "g?" You should get an "f" for "fuckin hot!" Patty you rock! Hope you have a great new years! Please do everything that I wouldn't do... although that doesn't leave much...lol.
from pantypulldwn :
well excuse miss gold member, did you buy a cucumber?
from pantypulldwn :
how do you know that you've been googled?oh, where does the friend live that is having the girl probs? because i could go for a so co and sprite right now. those are my fave and if i wasn't packing and fucking tonight i would so get lost in a bottle. new years eve and day, i'll be all alone.
from phangasm :
I wouldn't worry about the google too much, could be someone remembered your nickname but not your website.
from pantypulldwn :
most of my friends have husbands with great jobs so they don't have the problems i do. i can't tell them the things i tell you guys though either.oh yeah! my friends are big spenders!let the good times roll!
from pantypulldwn :
exactly the same kind of stuff! you crack me the fuck up! i swear if i were a man i would so get would from just your notes! i swear i love the stuff you come up with! i can't wait to have a lingere party. now that the husband is gone i can do what ever i want.....oh ~heavenly bliss~
from ionme :
he claims to be all romantic and shit. that kind of pisses me off - i never saw the flowers and opening doors out of him like he claims he does when he's in a relationship. he said he didn't think i was romantically interested - what the fuck? he thought i was using him for his cock - well, yeah, in the end i was because he wasn't deserving the loving and affectionate side of me - duh! fucking men, idiots!
from pantypulldwn :
you so put up keanu to make me fell better didn't you? thanks, now i'm honey all over again and my vibe is broken and i'm at work.
from ionme :
hell yeah i laughed when he said he was seeing a virgin. i especially like how he fucks like a rabbit and how impressed i'm sure she'll be with that. kind of like 'i waited for THIS?' haha
from dirtyang3l :
yummy, keanu in leather pants.drool.
from asdotcom :
What, are you kidding? How could anyone that reads your diary /not/ have some o' that in their personality?
from asdotcom :
I'm totally super horny boy. We should hook up.
from dirtyang3l :
hi this is syst3mang3l.i made a new diary.its dirtier and its funner.read on.
from ionme :
Maybe!! Thanks for your support, I hope it works out too :) You should see this guy Patty - yummy! I am in the afterglow of a great first date today. Looking forward to seeing him Wednesday. I wish you could see the way he looks at me ;)
from ionme :
OK OK, SO I DID COP A FEEL. I wasn't impressed but I'm being optimistic haha
from ionme :
HEY GIRL! I am not so horny. I did watch porn & masturbate on my lunch hour but it's more routine than anything, odd. I'm going to have to get used to this no sex after date thing, something was missing last night, not used to that haha...
from pantypulldwn :
lmao! i'm in the middle of a move, too bad i didn't have one or i would've damn sure put it to use!lol! you not every woman is willing to admit that! just us confident ones ;=]
from pantypulldwn :
thanks for the support. it really mean a lot.
from pantypulldwn :
oh, sister! lt me tell you, i would so spank keanus ass! i love that scene, gramps or not i would so soak the paties all over again!
from evilestone :
Well I am glad to see I don't have to do without Patty the whole time you are gone...I miss reading you too much. ;)
from bare-my-soul :
wow, that was quite a package. hey do you have a great recipe for punpkin bread? merry x-mas patty. love rose
from groovebunny :
Have a wonderful Christmas! And thanks for posting that hot CK ad! Yummmy! :)
from mikeygal :
I don't care how many present Santa has to deliver. I bet he doesn't deliver packages, like that guy has in the CK ad, to just anyone. where did you dig that up. Seriously you must show how to do that posting pics thingy. thanks for being there for me today. You are such a great friends. ps. Guys are stupid throw rocks at them...love Thelma pps please keep me away from Blonde hunky mindless wonders they steal your money and ruin your life! hahaha
from desertwitch :
;)~ *sigh* this girl is indeed full o' shit 'bout the updates, Miss Cleo/Patty you *smoooooch* :P
from syst3mang3l :
vacations are so great.i cant wait to go to fla.even though i will be working im going to party like its the end of the world.have fun!
from sexyoldman :
I hope I'm on the mailing list when those pictures come in..please please please.
from pantypulldwn :
it just freaked me out that you had maybe quit your real hob and were possibly just throwing everything into the wind. that wuold have been very daring.
from asdotcom :
Ah... Vanilla Bean Noel... my sister has some Vanilla Brown Sugar kind. Just wondered if it was the same. Smells incredible.
from pantypulldwn :
i think keanu reeves is fucking hot too. i would pull a "hit & run" on his ass anyday of the week.
from asdotcom :
Is it Bath & Body Works?
from asdotcom :
Hi. I need you to e-mail me your mailing address STAT. as@anonymoussuperhero.com That is all.
from chickpea981 :
sweet jesus. I may have to link that entry in my fucklist and add mr. duchouvny (sp?) Did you see Evolution? He was in that after the x-files.
from sexyoldman :
YOur cemetary bust gives new meaning to the name "deadhead." (Oh man, sometimes I crack myself up!)
from syst3mang3l :
that pic is so cute.ive had a couple of those days.
from pantypulldwn :
you quit your job? do you have another one lined up? crazy!
from syst3mang3l :
ok chaining that boy up and then licking him would be much more fun.yummy.
from ionme :
Good luck w/ your hair apt! I just cancelled mine b/c my bitch face o.m. is going on vacation and fucking me with the end of the month AND i can't leave early to get my hair done - ugh!
from syst3mang3l :
do you live in dallas?ok if we hung out the boys wouldnt know what to do.god!finally a chick who understands.
from sexyoldman :
Yeow...we're keeping our heads down while the wrath of pattymelt scorches all it touches. I'd be pissed too!
from syst3mang3l :
ohhhhh sexy young boy sexfest!!!so how do i get to your house.
from juniperhexum :
A-fucking-men! Fuck off to all those who do us wrong!
from pantypulldwn :
that was so much fun, i ended up getting the same guy too.
from pantypulldwn :
that was so much fun, i ended up getting the same guy too.
from asdotcom :
Glad I bypassed all that crap by skpping college. :oD
from syst3mang3l :
i just read your entry from the 11th and i totally agree with you.i am the same way when it comes to sex and stuff like that.whatever makes you happy.fuck everyone elses opinions.
from chickpea981 :
Ok, so I have a boy now, but I know what you are talking about. That's how I was and NONE of my girlfriends could understand. They couldn't separate sex from feelings at all. They couldn't believe that I didn't obsess over one night stands. Good to know I'm not the only one.
from ionme :
yep, and of those lonely nights make us do the crazy things we do lol...
from aliboomboom :
I just got the Super Gold Membership and it is so confusing. The Notes page is no longer linked to my diary and everything is messed up. Thanks for the note, I can't get a picture to show up beside my profile, that is one of the few problems that I am having now. It really is confusing though. I put up a picture of Tom, go look at it, it's yummy.
from aliboomboom :
Hey, thanks for the quick response to the note. I was just wondering how you got pictures to show up on your site. I just bought supergold and I am so confused.
from ionme :
i'll be sure to let you know if i'm in the area :)
from aliboomboom :
I haven't even read your diary due to the picture of Tom Welling on your sight. I LOVE HIM. Anyways I will read some of your diary now but I just wanted to let you know that you are the first person that I have seen to acknowledge Tom's good looks. Oh and he's 6'4", how much better could he get?
from ionme :
hey patty. i love how you talk to me and keep me in line, nothing like someone who tells it like it is :) i plan on starting that damn diet in the beginning of the year. it's just not happening for me right now. i hate to cook, that's the thing!!! oh - and dallas, i don't know but my friend may be moving to houston so maybe i'll be there someday. why do you want me to come there? :)
from pantypulldwn :
i find it a little disturbing that you blew three guys in the same room and didn't email me to tell me about it! lol! sounds like fun.
from girlygirl83 :
yeah, but This guy thought that I said that he was a dick to his girl but in all reality I was talking about guys who beat up their girlfriends or wifes
from asdotcom :
Yeah, right... like I need to say that. Have you ever heard a guy go "Man, I hate it when chicks dig eating my meat"? Didn't think so.
from asdotcom :
Any meat, although red meat has extra special appeal to it for some reason.
from chickpea981 :
Of course she picked the cute one. Shallow people gravitate towards each other. She had a chance to show guys all over the world that not all woman are evil and she blew it. GRRRR!!
from xwiseassx :
Loved your BJ fest entry. Also, my wife would have chosen the rich, homely one...lol
from evilestone :
Thanks, you Sexy Beast...it's been far too long since I've seen a naked Patty... ; ) And Carla STILL hasn't sent me the ones she'd promised... :(
from evilestone :
Sounds like you had some fun...all you need to do now is get someone to be taking pics while you have it, and send them to me... ; )
from desertwitch :
DAMN I've been off Dland loooong cuz you got cable in the meantime -- ya baby, prepare to spend many an hour you were intending to use to update your diary/do work/etc sucking down some good old fashioned soft porn and some great old fashioned Sex and the City AND every now and again, if you're a reeeeeeaally good girl, you'll catch a movie with Vinnie D'O in it -- oops, that would be if you're me :)~
from pantypulldwn :
thanks for all of your support. i know all that and i've called a debt counsoler and they pretty much laughed in my face because i didn't have more than eight grand in debts. bastards! then the next one i called wanted me to produce five and i'm not that far gone but i will be hurting a whole lot if that asshole does leave.
from pantypulldwn :
i'm so jealous, you leave out so many details. you must tell, besides i'm missing the pictures of the young hotties.
from chickpea981 :
you know, it took me a while, but I'm pretty sure it's what I have wanted from the beginning. The whoring was fun while it lasted. Who's to say I won't still have my fun? Point is, I like cowboy an awful lot and I'm glad we've taken that step. Thanks for the support!
from pantypulldwn :
okay let me get this straight, there's stiffler, the british boyfriend, and KB? which one of these guys are you going to fuck? hey, does that mean you're seeing more than one hotties or are those all the same guy different names? i want to hear all about it. i love foleys!
from asdotcom :
Yes, well, if you ever do decide to send me a picture, feel free to be wearing them in said picture.
from pantypulldwn :
LMAO! funny stuff, we do torture ourselves to look good don't we?
from girlygirl83 :
Hey I added you to my diary. I am tahitian, but I had to change my diary. Happy Thanksgiving!
from desertwitch :
and go to SpoilerFix.com if you're not in the mood for surprises -- though you may know about it already. I've had to rely on the Web to "see" TV as I don't think I've even seen an hour's worth of TV -- job OT, studying, hellbreakinglosein/fire refugees, rrrr, I do have to update don't I? yuk!
from desertwitch :
unnnggg and TYPOS TYPOS - am too anal to stand them dammit -- that's Michoacana and ULTRA -- whew, there! Now this English/Spanish major can go to bed happy :P
from desertwitch :
And I haven't had a Fresca in EONS -- grew up on them -- usually only available in Mexican stores -- think I'll buy one next time I drop by the Michoacama Carniceria for tortillas :)~~ and congrats on the weight loss - may my increased yoga and crunches/push-up schedule do the same for me with toning *keeping toes crossed*
from desertwitch :
OO - and this is the URL of a site with pretty funny (some lame though) reviews/synopses of weekly episodes of TV shows -- The OC, ER, most of the WB shows, etc. The ER one for last week cracked me up (the Bob Newhart whack depreso character, how ULTRS depressing/desperate the writing for ER has gotten, etc): http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/
from desertwitch :
mmmMMMMMmmMMMMmmmm Mike Modano mmmMMMmMmMMmmmm and YAHOOOO at least the Notes are working in Dland tonight -- happy eating babe :)~~
from pantypulldwn :
sure, i use the term "hit and run" all the time. lol!
from ionme :
fuckin a patty! this sucks. and i was planning on going away for new years....guess i'll be working my ass off instead. happy mofo 2004, yo! oh lord, i hope i never lust after younger men, although i can totally see how it's tempting! {pictures young hot naked boy in queer as folk :P}
from pantypulldwn :
i hate it when i shave and get left hanging. what does a woman have to do to get a "hit and run" these days? i wouldn't chase either, good for you!
from ionme :
WHAT'S A GI COOKBOOK?
from ionme :
u tell em sister!
from asdotcom :
:o( Feel better.
from pantypulldwn :
sound like you hooked on the tube. i never watch so a lot of times i have no idea what you're talking about. but i do enjoy reading your diary.
from pantypulldwn :
no, really i wish he would leave.
from evilestone :
So the party could get out of hand how?
from ionme :
hello! assholes, assholes everywhere!! hrmph! so, your boobs must be as big as mine are then, lol....they are quite powerful aren't they? i love mine, just wish they were higher - but not p.a.l. high, you know what i mean. ttyl
from tahitian :
Thanks for the advice!
from tahitian :
I like those pics of the hot guys!
from evilestone :
Been a slow past few days...but you didn't tell me if you liked my updates or not... No one has commented yet. I thought there'd be PLENTY of comments by now...
from ionme :
hello, payment in toys!!! rock n roll
from pantypulldwn :
south texas, near corpus christi. let me know if you're ever in the area. we can have lunch and look for potential hotties. they're all over the place here. yummy!
from evilestone :
I DID update...twice...AND it was funny... ; )
from chickpea981 :
at least I updated over the weekend!
from pantypulldwn :
in texas we call those parties lingere parites. they're lots of fun, i hope you have great time. i always do.
from asdotcom :
You were cute with black, slightly curly hair, pretty, mysterious eyes, and a very nice smile. We saw each other and waved, but never said anything to each other.
from asdotcom :
You were in my dream last night. You were at the same movie I was at, two rows up. Weird. Now I want to see a pic of you and compare it to my dream -- 'cause how did I decide what you look like?
from chickpea981 :
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA stupid factory!!! Oh lady I love you! You make me laugh too much!
from ionme :
I will be surprised if I hear from him. I have this pic I tore out of a hot soccer player and I forget his name but I'll let you know when I get home. Yum....
from ionme :
I wish someone would take my breath away too. I still haven't heard from Phil....something weird is going on. I'll get around to writing about that sooner or later. Ciao!
from pantypulldwn :
hah! i love that entry today. pump up the volume, very sexy movie! one of my favorites.
from adulterous-k :
yes - I hope he/she leaves everyone alone too. Not very pleasant. I think the word 'adulterous' was the trigger - seemed to take it that the username signified pride. And that's another sin obviously.
from chickpea981 :
There are reasons behind not giving too much of a physical description of my men. I've been meaning to address that in an upcomming entry. But if you're a naughty little girl I might give you a sneak peek. Email me.
from adulterous-k :
OK I won't spoil series three for you then! Happy viewing x
from adulterous-k :
'Coupling' was only shown late at night on the BBC minority channel over here but I thought it was just brilliant - really funny and clever. Have you seen the split screen one in series 3, or the one where Jeff's chatting up a foreign girl and you get the misunderstood conversation from both perspectives? Apparently series four is about to be filmed.
from thepeachtree :
Woo, tell me about the cany intake, i've allready had a whole twix, a kit katt, a bag of m&m's, a snickers bar, and a half box of chocolate. Oy vay.
from adulterous-k :
tell me to bug off if not... but were you talking about 'Coupling' the other day?
from xwiseassx :
You are being read Honey, there is a lot of material to go through. I especialy liked your "How to Butt Fuck" entry you made a while back. Spookily similar to my style...lol.
from cumwithme :
Do you really think I am a dirty boy. And by the way, I love patty melts, messy, yummy, flesy.
from evilestone :
The reason I don't leave a lot of guestbook entries is that it's never working when I try...so I leave notes instead. There has to be something worth replying to to get me to leave a note, though... Or a woman I'm asking to send nekkid pics... ; )
from phangasm :
The link would be great if you could send it. I'm surprised you'd have a hard time with swinging as a single female. I always thought the single girls were the hot commodity. Is it hard just cause it's hard to hook up with someone who's not crazy?
from xwiseassx :
I am playing hookey from work, the wife is working and the kid is at school. I am at an all you can eat buffet here in diaryland today. I mean I am going all over the place and enjoying it all. Talk to you later.
from phangasm :
Well, if you do have queso all over your chin, that famous person will probably remember you :-)
from desertwitch :
Fire sucks :/~ But glad I live in a desert -- protected by all that gravel and dust and other stuff a fire can NOT feed on. Finally got the time to peek in here. GOD am so tiiiireed, little sleep, waaaa.
from xwiseassx :
Saw your cry for help, so I put on my shiny suit of armour, mounted my charger and fell off. Forgot I don't know squat about horses. So I put you on my favorites list if you don't mind. Love your diary. People ARE reading...lol
from evilestone :
You're the only one in my favorites list that updated today... I hate slow days.
from phangasm :
Hey, thanks for the note! For me, the awakening was at about 35. Must be something about that age. Love reading your diary!
from mikeygal :
You beoottcha! You didn't tell me about the Yummy Tarzan pic. God and you can totally see his money!! I wonder if he has a BIG VINE I can swing from. He is so yummy!! Love you!
from desertwitch :
will do -- thank you thank you, now if only I could find a site that beemed me up a porn star :)~
from desertwitch :
Lake Lewisville, northwest of Dallas - that's where the Prozaced fishies were found - and mmm, yeah, shower sounds good round here, too, it got a little hotter and wind died down about an hour ago, better not go to 100-plus or I'll kick the sun's butt -- yeah, right :)
from desertwitch :
mmm and I can CLEARLY see me in a threesome with Laura A ;)~
from evilestone :
You can see my skin through the fur, it's not THAT thick...Wolverine and I have a lot in common, including the hair...though mine doesn't stand up like his does on top of my head.
from ionme :
You ARE a bad girl!!! I hope someone spanks you soon and then gives it too you in your ass just how you like it!
from asitwere :
Hi Patty, I come to you via IONME, a good buddy of mine. Of course, I love your pictures, but also love the premise of your diary. I'll be back! :-)
from ionme :
Wow wow wow wow wow! I like that! She's hot, you're right. I'm missing out, what porn/s are she in? Is she a Vivid star? Yum! I want to see that pic of Britney, you tease!!! xo
from desertwitch :
oh YEAH see patch of hair, damn, see now I have to go hunt down some porn after work too. You bad influence you :)~
from asdotcom :
So now you don't work together and he's open game... slip him your card. :oD
from evilestone :
No, no picture requests, other than pics of you... BUT, that picture of you over your bed from your dream sounded VERY nice. Artsy and horny all in one. Sounds like something I'd like hanging at my place... (but then, YOU sound like something I'd like hanging at my place, too...) ; ) Oh, and on your Wolverine pic you posted, I thought you didn't like us hairy guys? ; )
from desertwitch :
and thanks for making me lick the computer screen -- AT WORK :)~ hope I don't get cooties...
from desertwitch :
McC urgg, can never spell Mathew's name write without googling his fine butt -- love his eyes...ok, got to go to bed now, shit, now I'm horny rrrrrrr
from desertwitch :
AAAAA!!!! Holy crap! Just saw your Hugh Jackman and McD pics WOW!!! Want me some Jackman -- and his Freddy Krueger blades turn me on, disturbing...
from asdotcom :
:o) You're a picture postin' fool! (PS - I wouldn't be terribly upset if you posted some pic s of Kate Bosworth and Alison Lohman. :oD
from ionme :
mothafin gbook! that's a nice buldge! hockey is awesome, love it! um, and, i'd like enrique iglesias or vin diesel pics please mmmmm
from desertwitch :
and mmmmmmmm hockey players, did I ever mention I LOVE me a man who can fill a hockey suit and smack some ass on the ice, ya I think I did....
from thepeachtree :
Yeah i agree with the woody harrilson thing. I forgot to watch it, i proably will watch the next episode thouggh. stay cool doll face.
from asdotcom :
Well, at least everyone was miserable, then.
from asdotcom :
Yeah... I caught that part. The whole game was won by ex-Cap Bill Guerin, though. ;o)
from asdotcom :
The difference between a .jpg and a .gif is that .jpg is a little bit bigger file, but clearer. .gifs are smaller file, but it can mess up the color in your picture. I usually look at what I'm making in .gif and if it doesn't lose any quality, I'll use that to save space on the hard drive. And now you have a long, geeky note. :o)
from asdotcom :
Change that code to say <img src="http://images.diaryland.com/templates/5/menubar.gif"> That'll make it so it's not all smooshed. (All you have to delete is the rest of that crap or else copy and paste what I have above.)
from groovebunny :
Yeah I've been having a lot of problems with the signmyguestbook.com, so I went ahead and upgraded my membership so readers can leave comments after each entry. It's funny, I can get to your profile while at work, but not your diary. So I have to wait until the evenings to see what fun you've been having. Well Happy Friday! :)
from asdotcom :
"how weird is that after i wrote about paying off my bills yesterday?????" That's exactly what I thought!
from asdotcom :
To dream of taking a shower is an omen of coming prosperity. It can symbolize a spritual renewal. Closets are places where things are stored or hidden. Ff there is something you are hiding in your life, your dream may possibly indicate that it is time to release whatever it is. Not being wet is a good thing, though. Wetness represents uncertainty or a lack of knowleddge. Maybe someone is giving you bad advice for a particular situation. For a young woman to dream that she is soaking wet symbolizes a disgraceful affair swith someone who is already attached.
from asdotcom :
E-mail me when you get a chance? as@anonymoussuperhero.com
from sexyoldman :
Hi, thanks for stopping by Saturday night. I browsed some of your 600+ entries (wow) (you know, words like "tit" and "sex" tend to get my attention..lol) I liked what I saw. If you get a minute, email me at threem3@hotmail and tell me a little more about you. Take care, Mike
from desertwitch :
FUUUUCK!!! My guestbook message just got eaten -- anyway, just letting you know now thanks to you I too want so BADLY to be smelled -- just not by some scary old fart, by Vinne mmmm, or Max (should call him, see if he's back from WA), AND wanted to know if you already took the "personality disorder quiz" -- got it from Glitterkick's diary, my results are on my second to last entry right now. OH and went into dirtyoldman.diaryland.com but it's a locked diary -- is that the diary you meant? AHHHHRRRGGG stepford cow coming bye!
from asdotcom :
You wouldn't be disappointed. I may not be much to look at, but I'm good at what I do... :o)
from asdotcom :
Your last entry + me needing some action = the last note.
from asdotcom :
Your place or mine?
from thepeachtree :
Hey babe. Sorry i havent signed in awhile. Your hot, just like Justin. Sex is good.
from asdotcom :
I'm glad I went, too. :o) I would do it over again given the chance. Thanks for the nudge.
from desertwitch :
and you're right about "Ed" - WTF??? The show was deadly dull -- guess the sexual tension finally ended with them deciding to hook up last season. Oh well, there's always Anderson Cooper ;)
from desertwitch :
heeeheeee!!!!!! Will do my very best to get me some :)~
from asdotcom :
The rule is: If you don't have any money, don't spend any money. After fixing my brakes a couple weeks ago, I have no money. I don't think I'm going to let that stop me, though. :o)
from asdotcom :
Yeah, it does! I'm thinking about breaking the rules and going. :oD
from asdotcom :
I guess you're right. Anyway, emotions don't sell. Laughs sell. The whole point of this stupid thing was to entertain myself anyway, not to find out who I am. The truth is, I don't care who I am. I guess if I'm entertaining myself and others along the way, that's what really matters.
from asdotcom :
Some of them are really funny -- at least to me. But how many of them have any real value? Teaching someone something? Making the world a better place? Helping me to discover more of who I am? I'm not saying some of them aren't good for a laugh... I'm just saying there's good for very little else.
from asdotcom :
Dude... that entry made me laugh out loud.
from asdotcom :
:oD Thanks!
from bub66ohm :
drunken, pathetic musician after a particularly rotten show: "Hey baby, whatcha doin' tonight?" <throws up, passes out underneath table> How's that for worse? lol
from asdotcom :
lol! That's Frank Jr, Jr, pulling new Tampax Pearl Tampons out of that lady's Gucci bag.
from asdotcom :
It was kinda a sucky episode, but what do you expect with Rachel and Joey together? If you want, I can tell you what I know from reading spoilers. :oD
from asdotcom :
Ha ha! That was funny! You have to remember that lots of changes have happened since Carrie, though. Remember that they start sex ed in third grade now. ::o
from asdotcom :
Seriously? What are we going to do with Tampon commercials? Do Tampons really need commercials? Is there any bleeding woman out there that was using toilet paper and cotton balls until she saw her first Tampon commercial on TV?
from ionme :
Um, I don't think it makes me want to take a crap but I ate buckwheat pancakes and that fucked my world up yesterday lol....
from ionme :
I know what you mean about the decorating thing. I'm so ready for a change too. My thing is, I have no more fucking room in this place. It's cramped. Someday....... It's so not Friday yet - soon babe :)
from asdotcom :
I suppose that's possible, but trust me... it's worth checking out. Tastes like hamburger, is healthier than turkey burger.
from asdotcom :
Ever tried the Ostrich burger at Fudd's? Mmmmhmmm!
from asdotcom :
I hope not. It gets expensive when you have to get into flushing your transmission and replacing the coolant, etc, etc, etc.
from ionme :
Yeah, he seems like he'd be all obsessive and I don't like it. I have to pretend like I can't tell he's staring at me during class already. Ugh....
from mikeygal :
See I told you children are the spawn of lucifer. Lil' fuckwads!! Man I wish I was with you. I would have spouted off some Queso and sent them crying home to their Moms. Like I said before kids have NO fucking manners anymore. Have a better day!! I love you.
from thepeachtree :
Ahhh! Yeah, survivor rocks. I had to miss the last hour of the first episode because i had to be somewhere. I love it though, and i USUALLY never miss an episode. Much love hon.
from bub66ohm :
I counted 6. I was kind of thinking that's not so bad. And I went at least 5 months without sleeping with anyone. I am practically a virgin!
from evilestone :
You got me beat, I've only done 6 in the last 12 months...and that's being generous with what you consider "sleep with"... Of course, I'm getting old and slowing down... ; )
from evilestone :
I am so disappointed...you didn't comment on the picture of Red I posted in my diary... Seen it yet?
from asdotcom :
I ate at PF Chang's night before last. There was a big group of us. I ordered the chicken fried rice, but ended up having some orange chicken and honey fried chicken, too.
from ionme :
yes. i am. i am either having menstrual cramps or i am having shit cramps. i can't tell. i think my body is fucked because my bc pills didn't come in time so i had to go off of them for a month. so, i'm not sure when i'm going to start bleeding. my stomach feels like i'm being stabbed to death. not cool. and i am supposed to only have a half hour lunch, i think i'm taking the whole hour - fuck this place. i just want my bed :(
from bub66ohm :
Pattymelt is my goddess! All bow down to the love goddess!
from ionme :
well that's too bad, he disappointed me. he works in porn. jeezzz. sheap porn lol, oops!!! qaf - i am so behind. i've only seen season one. i suck!
from bub66ohm :
You so fuckin rock! What a good friend you are! That happened to me once (actually being the guy stepping in with the friend) and it was a lot of fun!
from ionme :
did gagfactor ever help you for a good boy/boy porn????
from asdotcom :
I love it when you call me that! PoV Aaaaargh! (Uh... that's a pirate, btw. Patch, nose, and mouth opened on one side as true pirates have their mouthes.)
from asdotcom :
Thanks. I'll try for the most part. I fully intend to go outside at some point, though. :oD
from ionme :
girl, try it sometime. going out without panties is so fun, i don't have a whole wetness problem like some girls. you have to work to get me wet, lol..... only five more hours. :) god, i feel like it's been a decade or something - it's been two weeks. ughhhhh
from ionme :
what's that? a blank spot in the comments section next to my name? that is just wrong :)
from appleblowpop :
i am SO a hiefer, did you SSEEEE my chin~?!
from bub66ohm :
yeah, I'm getting back to myself which is nice. Hmmm, I think aura is right, ask the attendant at the local adult store, they should be able to help you. I have this friend that works at one down here, when I see him I'll ask. LOL, on the other hand, that might not be such a great question. "excuse me Joe, but I know this person, not me of course, that wants to know some good gay porn titles. How 'bout them Chargers, huh! Joe, hey Joe...., where ya goin?"
from aura-chic :
YAY for porn shops.. if the clerk isn't some creepy guy be sure to ask if they know any good ones!! I finally found one here in this area to go to.. I am waiting til after I get paid to go! (the one I found is across from an auto parts store, and some Christ ministries place.. I'm sure the eh hmmm "religious" people around here love that)
from aura-chic :
Ok I guess I'm gonna go down as the first to make a suggestion... I know of a very OLD "gay" porn.. ok.. not VERY old.. but it's called "The best of Switch hitters" or something like that.. it's not all gay boys.. but it does have men fuckin.. I dunno.. but most of em are a little too hairy for me... LOL.. ok... I will say this.. it's not that good.. the women in it suck... if you like hairless scrawny gay boys get any of Paul Norman's "BI and beyond" series, according to a friend of mine. (Ok so if any of those suck.. I'm sorry, I tried) I personally prefer the girl on girl porn... Janine is my favorite..
from bub66ohm :
arggggh!!! I'll split ye from aft to port if I come a jumpin' over yer wall, wench!!! arghhhh!!!! Avast ye maties, pattymelt dead ahead! arghhhh!!! -bubbeard
from asdotcom :
Oh, man! I forgot to watch the MTM thing. Let me know if it's playing again. I only get to A&E once in a blue moon. I usually get stuck two channels before at TLC. Also, I definitely share your sentiments about going home. It's way past time.
from asdotcom :
Maybe the chickens were Mexican?
from asdotcom :
...a TACO SALAD?? :oD
from ionme :
Yeah, I am a woman, hear me roar. It is cake to get laid but I am ready for more. If I want though, I can just use someone for their naughty bits lol.... I have some transgender friends. Some are in the process, I've never seen the surgery though. Yeow!! Kiss.
from desertwitch :
AGAIN you make me laugh THANK YOU :) This time about the firecracker in the butt dude -- NO, I didn't here about it! Just about the poor pizza delivery guy in Erie, Pa, who got blown up. If that guy wasn't in on the crime, what an awful way to go -- eeking out a living delivering pizza to a-holes and this is how you end up, terrorized like that. Yuck. but Mr Firecrackerbutt, shit YA he needs to get a Darwin Award for his pendejo-ness LMAO!
from groovebunny :
The HO-tel was pretty funny lastnight. It turned out just as I expected, they were bringing back old guests to have the current guests pick two of them to come back to compete. But before they even announced that, Toni came back along with Alex and Kavetia. Toni, Anon, Beau, and Zack were on an attack rampage and acting like two year olds for getting kicked off. That Zack retard screwed himself and Amy over by verbally threatening Keith. Because of that, the show (I guess it's in the show rules) is not going to let him be part of the eligible males to check back in. After they announced that the current guests are picking the outsted guests to check back in, that freak Anon and Beau were trying to be all buddy buddy with Dave, Charla, Keith and Tara. And Alex actually went up to Charla and hugged her. That was weird cause he hates her. So it was interesting to watch. Monday they'll make the pick and then from there it's count down to the final two!*hugs*
from ionme :
i'm so with you on the cable. i don't have any channels that even come in - when i'm at a friends house and the tv is on i'm tuned into nothing else. anyway, i'm pissed. i'll update after my lunch hour....my head is spinning full of stuff to write about! &, and, AND - i'm a pearl girl today too, those are the best, there is just no other way! later
from ionme :
what do you mean anything 'whole wheat' doesn't count? i have been eating entirely too much and it's starting to show. and THEN my o.m. brought in cookies today, bah! not to mention i had effin mc donalds on the way back from cleveland. chicken mc nuggets, fries, diet coke (ha) - it was so good i thought i was high lol... ciao!
from mikeygal :
Today entry was awesome totally loved it. you are right on all aspect especially the anal leakage you can only hide it so long. We women do control the game so don't hate the playa hate the Game. Cuz when it's all done it ain't nuttin but a Gangsta party.
from appleblowpop :
he's retarded.. simple as that.. i know~! the friends thing makes so sense.. i means its kinda ovious he thinks other wise and its just retarded. stupid 20 yr old men.
from asdotcom :
I noticed that you don't have prostituee.diaryland.com on your buddy list and it seems like the kind of thing you'd like to read. Just thought I'd pass it along. -AS!
from aura-chic :
well I can honestly say I can't blame you for having dreams about KB... mmmmm mmmmmmm good.. lol... hope you are having a good weekend (despite the rain) (oh and by the way, I'm doing the diet too, I couldn't believe it but it's working!!!! YAY)
from eatme0ut :
The kiss wasn't hot. Britney opened her mouth wide and tried to swallow Madonna. their lips just sorta... entwined for a second. And I would know, because nearly _everything_ makes me wet. The kiss didnt.
from asdotcom :
Sandy was like "That's why I don't get in fights" and Kirsten was like "That guy sucker punched you!" and then Ryan walked in and was like "Sorry... I know I said no more fights." and Sandy said "I think we can make an exception in this case. But the police are going to have a lot of questions and as your lawywer... I suggest you get outta here fast." So Ryan started to leave out the back door and Marissa was there and he gave her his coat and she was like thanks. Then Ryan was about to walk her home and she was all happy because she totally digs him but as they turned around, Luke was standing there and he was like "Uh... I came back as soon as I heard. I'm sorry this happened... can I walk you home?" while all the while eyeballing Ryan because Luke is a douche. Then Marissa was all girly and was like... I just need to be alone right now and gave Ryan back his jacket and left and Luke stood there glaring at Ryan and Ryan stood there with that stupid sheepish look on his face like Luke's the dominant dog even though we all know he could take Luke and at least one more of his buddies anyday. Yeah, I think that's pretty much it.
from sourkandi :
cooties=pubic lice.
from ionme :
the south beach diet eh? i've heard a lot about that lately. so, that's why 21 lbs disappeared? damn. i think i need to buy that book! the only thing i know about it so far is i overheard something about making mashed potatoes out of cauliflower??? good for you though, if it works and you don't have to deny yourself of things you love, awesome!
from sourkandi :
man I wouldn't want pubic lice
from ionme :
don't you just love walmart? i do! so, about this 21 lbs, are you on the atkins diet or just no bread? do you watch all carbs? i work out but i don't lose any weight, i think i need to cut carbs a little....hrm....congrats on the money, wish i could get a hold of some haha...ciao!
from glitterkick :
I remember car inspections - I used to pay a mechanic guy $45 to inspect my 1979 toyota. He would walk around the car once, kick the front tire, and sign the paper - that guy ruled. I'm currently driving around the state of Florida with Kansas plates and tags that expired in May. I should probably do something about that. By the way, your guestbook link doesn't work and I was way excited you had a guestbook, and now I feel cheated, but I'll try and get over it.
from groovebunny :
I want to see uptown girls too! I like britney murphy, but man she got too skinny. Anyone who looks as thin as a broomstick on screen has to be as thin as a toothpick in real life! Plus it just makes her head look too big. It's that quirky retarded thing she has going on. Can't help but to like her.:)
from thepeachtree :
Heh, sorry i misread you. I know what its like to not have anyone like me, it really sucks. Hopefully after i loose my 25 i'll have more dates... or ehrr.. i mean my 50... eek. Much love. Jesso
from thepeachtree :
Hey, its incredibly cool that you have guys that want you at least... or a couple. Can you imagine if no one wanted you at all? That would be nuts! In the end you should always follow your heart and go with your gut instinct on which guy you should be with. itís a ďIf they all left, who would you miss the most?Ē type thing. Your beautiful and I wish you the best of luck in your decision. Oh, and thank you soooo much for the sweet note you left in my friends note section. Her, and I, both appreciate it very very much. Your a peach.
from thepeachtree :
Woo hoo for quiet sleepers! I'm the kind of sleeper that wakes the neighbors up with there snore. Our closest neighbor is pretty far too. But yeah, Iím horrible at the whole banner thing. The only way I could get people to read my diary was to say "Hey, if you sign my guestbook Iíll sign yours" type thing. Not in those words exactly, but you get the point. It led to people just going to my guestbook and saying "Iím signing your guestbook because you told he too, heh heh" *sigh* But yeah, Iím sure you have lots of readers because your a very cool person with a very cool diary. Thank you so much for the lovely note you left in my friends diary, she, and I both appreciate it very much. Your beautiful, stay that way forever.
from desertwitch :
RRRRRRR got to see your banners RRRRRRRR
from thepeachtree :
Hey, its Jesso... A good friend of mine had her best friend die, and found out just a hour ago. If you were going to leave me a note... donít. You should go to her diary and leave happy hopeful thoughts in her notes section. Thanks a lot kid, she, and I, would definitely appreciate it, from one Diarylander to another... ( http://krisdru.diaryland.com )
from groovebunny :
heyas! I saw your banner and clicked on it. :) Anyways...that xmike thing is funny. I clicked on over there and decided to rate some booty. Unfortunately there is more ugly booty there then fine booty. Or maybe I had just hit the ugly booty rotation. *hugs*
from gumphood :
are you on that X-mike thing too? wow. lots of cats are all up in that thing. Can I ask you why you decided to do it. I am not judging at all, I am really curious. I just like to know how people think which is why I do diaryland. Oh and I like to write.
from ionme :
Hi! The name of that porn that I was watching is called "Undressed to thrill" from Vivid, it's not bad, though older. Thanks for stopping by, ciao! :)
from desertwitch :
mmmm MAN ASS! GOD I SO need some fuckyfucky :)~
from groovebunny :
Hello! I am so crazily bored right now too and was hoping to be reading dland updates. But hardly anyone is updating. gggrrr. Anywhoooo...hope you have a fantastic weekend! :)
from party-on :
Hey, if you want to email me at maazzare@loyno.edu, I'll send you a password. I don't update much anymore, but you're welcome to still read my diary.
from desertwitch :
NNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG Thank GOD I have broadband and can escape to the MSN window while this fucking class chat goes on or I would be tearing my hair out right now!!! And good way to catch up on your old entries :)
from desertwitch :
DAMN -- another thing we have in common: a bro who's a big car guy! Mine also worked for a car leasing place, but now he works for the transit company over here maintaining their hydrogen engine fleet -- BIGTIME car guy.
from heidiann2 :
Why the hell am I signed in under this? Eh, whatever. Guys online are complete losers and it shocks me daily how fucking lame they can be. The personal ad thing was supposed to make me more social and I think it's having the opposite effect.
from asdotcom :
Yes... I'm going to stick to that theory. :oD
from desertwitch :
Just read latest re Doho -- SHIT. I still find it hard to grasp how someone would chuck a 15 year friendship over what appears to be a temporary case of jealousy/bad-drunk. WHATTHEFUCK!? And it's tougher to deal with a friend turning on you the longer that friendship has lasted -- like I've said before, I have a very low tolerance for people whom I've trusted in/liked turning on me like that so I'm HELLA glad that this hasn't happened to me *crossing fingers that it never does* cuz FUCK I'd want to burn their shit -- especially when I've taken time and care to make them something nice. So I admire your ability to not kick her goofy butt the more :)
from whovillian :
thx for the note Hun...i'm glad things are working out well on your end of the diary-world....getting a bit of action over there huh?? *giggles*
from whovillian :
OMG....I know what you mean about being the "fixer" in your friends' life and about working your ass off. I've been working full time and going to school full time for the last three flippen years and one person in my life had the nerve to say that her 32 hours of work a week was too much!.....grrrrr ..... hello there bTW..muah!
from desertwitch :
AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Fucking Digger had the NERVE!!!! just read your entry on his message wanting a fuckyfucky AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! That FUCKER@!!! Send him an e-mail with like TWENTY of the Yahoo laughing head icons as a reply if ya havent already -- gots to go and LMAO to work !!!ahahaahahahaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
from desertwitch :
Hey baby! Just copied and pasted a letter from Salon that reminded me of what Digger pulled -- it's from a woman whose been through a shitload of Diggers and has had it -- she's so right on. Well -- now I'll go into your site for a spell because am really not looking forward to TWO more chapters of coding problems -- I just sucked up three.uuuuggggggg
from mikeygal :
P- I am sorry for all the shittiness. Like I was telling you yesterday you get one thing taken care of (digger) and another issue arises. That place just turns good people bad. I am still your friend and we have a pretty good time if I do say so myself. Who else could I share all my silly stories with and still have time to laugh about poop! I love ya head up and remember I just think it was time for all those involved in the circle jerk to call the front desk and ask for a wake up call well they got it ...HELLO REALITY! Moooooooah
from whovillian :
I decided that I needed more stress and pain in my life so I'm going to continue with school and then just bitch about it all term long...lol
from whovillian :
Congrats on being an Aunt! It truely is the best feeling..you get to give the kid back ...*evil grin*
from thepeachtree :
I can usually feel it too, its pretty weird. The woman is always like "Dose this hurt, dose this hurt?" When in reality it dosn't hurt at all, and I think it feels kind of cool. So maybe theres a little vampire in us all.
from desertwitch :
LMAO again thanks to you :) shit YEAH I'm glad those fuckers are dead (IF they indeed are) but am also tired of the endless CNN loop about it -- and am stunned at the latest news of 3 soldiers of the 101 being killed. Everytime I hear of the 101 I think of Jason. Though don't think he's there right now -- last my bro heard he was being checked for ringing in his ears -- tinitis I think it's called. I hope we can wrap that mess up over there without leaving the Iraqui people in more of a world of hurt than they are now -- but am afraid that any progress will only encourage Dubya into another war -- I really AM beginning to think he is REALLY whacked -- like in a messiah complex kind of whacked. I would have laughed that shit off as a bunch of conspiracy shit hooey a year ago -- but FUCK. OK, will stop littering your notes for now -- and keep having some good sex for me -- waaaaaa, I really need to go out -- oooo $$$ soon :)
from evilestone :
Then I guess that's another reason why you wouldn't want to share with Desert Witch...mine's only about 7", and my balls can (don't always, but can) hang down lower than the cock when they are warm and comfortable enough...
from whovillian :
I hate this time of the month...but I rather it and be a guy....LOL...teasing you men out there...no really I am...ahem..
from leebozeebo :
You clearly missed the part where I said I trim down the jungle. I'm well aware of the repercussions of having some sort of 'fro down below.
from evilestone :
Do you LIKE the idea of big balls???
from whovillian :
OMG...I've developed a fan club all in one day but I must say...I read what you wrote in my guestbook and I got a wave of love for you sweetie. Thanks....*blushes*..mmmm...you ask how I can let a guy stay with me after the first night...I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA! I was so independant and loved my apartment as my sancuary (SP?) but there are reasons for his stay other than I like having him here..and he and I know it is not his new home....he a place to hang his hat til he gets his shit together..anyway babes.....that is really trippy that you and I were reading them at the same time...mmmmmm...too bad I only had an hour for yours...going to read more now...*hugs*
from swimmmer72 :
good call on whovillian!! i see you have already met. i can vouch for her being a good read, but you already know that. enjoy!!! she is a good person. :)
from whovillian :
Okay Dear I just read some of your diary and I must say that I adore you already...lol...I'm sure going to have fun reading more....and I thought I was bad with meeting young men and older....ahem...okay okay fine men of all shapes and sizes on the net....I haven't written about them all on here...one day....til then I'll live through you...lol
from brad-c :
Hey.. thanx for the advice. I haven't told her yet, but I can't say for sure that I won't just crack and tell her, you know? It's a pretty fucked up situation. And you know what? You're right about Katie. What the fuck WAS she thinking? As far as I know she wasn't drugged, just drunk. I don't think she wanted to break Mandy and I up. I think it was just a mistake for her too. I fuckin hope so! I wish I knew what it was they slipped me, but the guy who told me about it doesn't know what it was, and he won't tell me which of my so-called friends did it because he knows I'll put 'em in hospital. All I know is the shit had me sick for like two days afterwards. Man when I find out who did it they'd better run because I'm fucking pissed off about this. Anyway, um thanx again for the advice. You're probably right. Telling her would be bad.
from whovillian :
Why thank you for taking the time to reading my diary......I will check out yours too...
from groovebunny :
Awww so sorry to hear about your dad's cat, Beau.:( But holy smokes girl I'm glad to hear you got your groove on! I think I need some of that right now. A def getting of the groove on. *hugs*
from lyssbobiss :
I'm so incredibly jealous of you right now. GOD, I could stand to have a little "pussy-eatin'"...enjoy the dinner date!
from desertwitch :
AND found a Seka fan site -- this URL has pics from her work: http://www.pornlegend.com/gallery.htm Looks like the 70s were the days when porn had a little bit of merriness to it -- not just straight-to-the-robotic intercourse shots -- goin back there now -- for my education you know ; )~
from desertwitch :
RRRRRRRRRRRRRR I think I WILL move to Texas!!! SHIT. Sounds like all the straight guys with any mojo in their bones all moved over there! They sure as fuck aren't here!!
from desertwitch :
Is that ad still playing on TV Land -- haven't watched since they stopped running old Barney Miller shows? Seems like even the commercials were better back in the day :)
from desertwitch :
WO! No wonder couldn't find her, was so sleepy headed last night -- and that is so awesome/funny -- def do remember the Coppertone ad -- classic! Who'd a thunk it was a precursor to a great porn career LOL!
from groovebunny :
Haha! I guess you're not a woman of the world until you experience bubble bubble out the ass! OMG the visual that gives me...I can't get that out of my head. I just hope they weren't brown bubbles....ewwww...okay now that would be just gross.
from groovebunny :
LUBE FART??? LMAO!!! That was just too funny! Maybe the first guy in the vid was a producer who finally got the gonads to try his hand at the action. But OMG, I will never be able to look at that dude from Bread the same way again evah! haha:)
from desertwitch :
GIRL!!! Here I am sweating out a shitload of school paperwork and just decided to take a break and read your entry -- I am SO totally broke TOO & also won't get paid till next fucking week -- Friday 25 IF payroll is early, if not then Saturday! FUCK!!! and speaking of fuck :)~ have not heard of Seta but will go Google her right now! Hang in there and burn off some bored/broke-ass time like by firing off pissy e-mails to Dubya and his gang (just no death threats -- cuz John ASScroft's watching you LOL) AND checking out freeby porn clips -- ah the pleasures of brokeassness !!
from groovebunny :
Man! I haven't had a good sex dream in a freaking long time. I hope that isn't a sign my ass is going through menopause. lol. Jolie! What a hot chick. If I were a gay bee I'd totally fall in love with her. But anyways...glad your tire troubles worked out. I would have freaked if my tires went out in the spot yours did. *hugs*!
from desertwitch :
And may I say that Nina H has a mind -- always got the vibe that she was cool :)
from desertwitch :
LOL!!!! DAAANG girl!!! Guess you beat me to the Nina porn -- that's why I WUV you babe!***KISS***
from desertwitch :
I wouldn't have known either if I didn't have the attention span of a 2 year old and wasn't flicking between Angelina and NBC that night! And Traci Lords is the last person I was expecting to try to market herself to the talkshow folk as a poor lil victim -- more expected her to try to give Jenna J a run for her money -- tho no way in HELL can that hootchie top Jenna! OH the Nina site has a Real Player link with freebie porn samples,mmmmm free porn n' chicken LOL : )~
from desertwitch :
DUUUDE!!! You always make me crack up -- Cameron's boobs DO look like fried eggs -- all they need is a smiley strip of bacon below them and you have a Denny's kiddy breakfast LMAO!!!!!!!!
from mikeygal :
Good sex dream loved it!! Totally hot. hehehe Are you sure there were no pirates?
from desertwitch :
AAAAA and did I just call Cameron CARMEN -- shit YA I'm buzzed,mmmm cheap Cali wine!!!!
from desertwitch :
GIRL!!! I'm pissed! I don't even have good DREAM sex to report these days! WAAAAAAAA!!! I saw Vanilla Sky about two weeks ago and it was OK but I think that Carmen Diaz stole the entire movie with her car-crash scene -- so I kept wishing that she would come back and kick Penelope's pipey-whiney ass -- don't know why, but nnnnnnnggggggggg I that chic's voice SOOOO grating! And another movie where Cameron D plays an AWESOME psycho chic role is "Very Bad Things" -- think that's the whole name of it, but only at the end you realize she's whacked-out control freak bride-wannabe -- awesome! Damn, I seem to LOVE all the movie baddies these days, hmmmm -- probably a Freudian thang ;)
from evilestone :
It's always nice to make a woman feel Sexy. ; )
from aura-chic :
Just wanted to say hey!! hope you are well
from swimmmer72 :
four notes, four different guys now!!! yeah, baby!! anyway, go ahead and write about digger. i know from my own experiences, it's the best way to get it behind you. no point in dwelling on him, no matter what his issues were (are).
from crackheadred :
i mean..when he was in the elevator or whatever...was that a DREAM? or reality?
from crackheadred :
on that vanilla sky thing...lemme know what yer take is on it...cuz even after it was OVER..i still aint know what was goin on...so yeah
from asdotcom :
Memopause, huh? Is that the brief moment you take to read who a company memo is from to determine whether or not it's worth reading?
from evilestone :
The last woman I was involved with before I got married went through menopause when she was 35, without having diabetes, so you could going through it now, easily...
from evilestone :
Just made an entry on my diary that you and Carla would probably like... Take a peek...
from desertwitch :
LMAO cuz I read about poor KB needing his med and I just wrote about the crazy ho that came into my jobby waving around her Paxil Rx!!! She should have stopped by the drugstore first! And MAN it must feel incredible to be off cigs for weeks -- hope it gets easier to stay off from now on. FUCK I'll need to get on meds myself soon if I have to deal with more fucktards. Glad I can write a littel of the venom out. ngngndgd, later -- AND YUP, still keeping up the yoga cuz I can't afford to go on meds over here either ;)~
from desertwitch :
gimme porn GIMME!!!
from crackheadred :
yeah...i was crackin up when i looked at it when i got home..i was like OH DAMN!! oh yeah...on that thing mikeygal said about dood hittin the sausage people...HILARIOUS YO!! omg i was crackin up...too damn funny...see if you can watch the news tonight..im SURE it will play again...
from mikeygal :
I am the SHREW!! hahaha Glad you are enjoying the porn. Sorry I am a winer. Did you here about the baseball player hitting the running wiener. Totally funny. Heard it on the radio and the dj made a funny noise. I will tell you bout it lata. Much love Mo I am going to tan after work but no hot bed for me. Maybe you should look into using some of your hot bed privelages may make you feel better???
from poeticdivine :
lol...i've been there, girl! i always wonder about that tiny girl/big guy thing too! how the heck do they do that? lol
from heidiann :
Conquest!?! Oh my god, I own that too! Dude, we own PIRATE PORN! How fucking cool are we?
from desertwitch :
-- and my godmother is diabetic -- Type I -- she was born that way, so know at least secondhand what it's like. I'm not diabetic but if I don't eat breakfast or skip meals I go borderline hypoglycemic -- in other words, I get dizzy/nauseous/even MORE irritable than usual.
from desertwitch :
DAMN girl! It must have been YOUR vibe then that hit me this week! I've actually managed to do my yoga routine for THREE days in a row AND grind out a unit of homework! Now if only I could cook something other than pasta!mmmmm
from crackheadred :
patty hasnt had sex since june second??? thats like sayin the pope hasnt been to mass since june second...its just unheard of!! AUUGH!!
from thepeachtree :
So, how much do you weigh? Ha, kidding, but yeah. *cough*
from evilestone :
Does that mean you are going to blow my body parts for me? ; )
from groovebunny :
I loved Donny too! I used to watch the Donny & Marie show come hell or high water. Back in the day when 7/11 used to give out the Osmond cups with their Slurpees...ahhh yes thems were the days. I like the idea of the meal planning. I've been eating a bunch of crap lately and I really need something to get me back on track. *hugs*
from groovebunny :
I loved Donny too! I used to watch the Donny & Marie show come hell or high water. Back in the day when 7/11 used to give out the Osmond cups with their Slurpees...ahhh yes thems were the days. I like the idea of the meal planning. I've been eating a bunch of crap lately and I really need something to get me back on track. *hugs*
from thepeachtree :
I know of a great diet. Its called eat everything you want. Try it. *smiles*
from thepeachtree :
Shes proably working slow because she can. Not only that but if your getting paid by the house then she can take her time and get paid more... But yeah, i hate diets. I've been on every single diet in the world, i've joined gyms, and took miracle pills, nutra system jenny craig, you name it, at least 30 diffrent thing. And nothingw orks, it just makes me fatter and more depressed, but i hop eit works for you, it would suck if you were like me. Much love chica. Your a peach.
from desertwitch :
Congrats on keeping up the health kick! I KNOW it's hard -- and even though I run regularly, DAMN I'm finding it hard to make yoga a habit. I haven't gone to the yoga center in PS for over two weeks now AND I can't seem schlepp my butt over to the LIVINGROOM for chrissake and push in my Yoga for Dummies video and do my thing -- cuz THEN is when I start thinking I'd better be studying instead! FUCKIN A!!! I KNOW for damned sure if my dad and mom hadn't scared the bejeesus out of me by telling me they'd make me smoke an entire pack at once if they ever caught/heard of me smoking back in the day, FUCK IT if I'd ever have the will to stop -- I know because I can't even limit my COFFEE intake! ungngngng -- got to go back to fucking school website and do my shit -- but FUCK YA that girl who works for you MUST be lazy -- sounds like Stepford Wife.
from desertwitch :
Cool! Will do -- the Navy Seals thing sounds intriguing :)
from glitterkick :
Hey, I have that book. I got it back when I used to be a member of the venus book club, before they kicked me out for non-payment that is - the same reason I got kicked out of the columbia house music club now that I think of it. Ok then, my crush was on Ralph Macchio, you know the Karate Kid? Yeah, then I found out he was like 4 feet tall and 37 years old, so my interest waned. Never much of a Donny fan, but I do remember he had a commercial with Marie for hawaiian punch tropical fruit drink, and I loved that commercial so much I held my cassette player up to the tv to record it - "you look like you'd like a nice hawaiian punch!" Just me here?
from thepeachtree :
Hey! I'm not much of a donnie fan either, but i guess that was way before my time. Sorry i havent been around, i'll be back. Much love dollface.
from desertwitch :
Unnggngg -- am not much of an Arnold fan, but Nora Roberts, bring her on! Thanks for turning me on to her -- not bad for a "mainstream" novelist!
from aura-chic :
Hi! congrats on being smoke free... and I know what you mean about that cheaters show.. I think it's great.. I love watchin all those assholes get busted.. like one I saw had this girl who was supportin her man.. workin two jobs payin for him to go to school.. and he was fuckin some chick in his girlfriends car... not to mention got her car towed cuz he parked it in a no parking zone at the hotel he took the other girl to.. fucked up shit.. of course the women on there are just as bad... :D
from groovebunny :
Yup congrats on two weeks without lighting up! That is so awesome! Think of all the extra money you'll have left over for anything chipolte! ;) Sometimes I go for a month without waxing my legs. But then again I'm not having sex so no one knows it but me. Damn. *hugs*!
from desertwitch :
--- AND congrats on two weeks smoke free -- THAT really takes willpower -- it's said to be one of the hardest habits to quit. I can't even quit guzzling coffee!
from desertwitch :
LOL!!! I forgot to write that I put up the no-makeup star faces because I have the hives (again!) -- allergy+school/job stress = skin mess! So DAMN did that make me feel GOOD when I found it while randomly Googling -- and you're right, the Supreme Court decision does take away a little of the thrill from butt sex :)~ *sigh* guess we'll just have to spice it up that much more ;)
from groovebunny :
CHIPOTLE! I'm so down with that! The cafe at my work does this chipolte breakfast burrito that is to die for! Speaking of which...what happened to that jumper? They really need to do something serious for people who hold up traffic because of their bright idea to jump. I dunno know what...but it just sucks how much traffic they can fuck up. *hugs*!
from ninabean :
shiiiiiiiiiiit... girl if sex didn't constitute as sex unless a female orgasmed, I'd be one experience away from a virgin... the men i've been with just plain suck... or actually... they dont.. .that just may be the problem....
from desertwitch :
and what's with all these jumpers?! SHIT. Just jump and be done with it -- drama queens :)~ AND that pink guy BETTER come through! My Patty's finally got her groove back so tell him I'll hop on SWA ASAP to kick is pink lil ass if he doesn't!
from desertwitch :
CHIPOTLE, of course!
from crackheadred :
thanks for the birthday wishes...glad to see yer at least back to eatin snackfoods...snack foods r GOOD!! my gramma jes sent m a whole BOX of brownies, cookies and other stuff that grammas make...LOL the birthday fairy aint bring be nuffin but i have a hunch it will on friday...hmmmm
from desertwitch :
DAMN! Here I was going to wish you good-health vibes and YOU raise my good vibes! Ain't THAT the truth about guys. True -- only if you are the kind of guy ANY straight chic would dry-hump in public -- like OHHHH let's say VINNIE -- you KNOW some shit's going down if a woman out of the blue wants to hook up with you like that! Rock on!
from mikeygal :
glad to see you are feeling better but after reading your notes I must have missed an update I will go back to see the Jason Notes. I am hella tired I may give you a call in a sec. love ya Mo
from crackheadred :
dood...did u see the one were the guy was on the elevator and the hot chick was askin him out and when he got to the top floor his girl was waitin there for him? man..that was AWESOME! hahahaha
from desertwitch :
DUDE and your friend Jason's e-mail is the shit! :)~
from desertwitch :
"time flies when you feel like shit" - I should have that engraved on my coffee mug, then the Stepford Wife would REALLY think I'm going to hell withoug a paddle! LOL! And you make me look really lazy now what with updating while you are upchucking and all! I can't get my lazy ass out of bed but long enough to look in you diary! And Boston Market food does have it bad days -- and when they're bad, they are STANK nasty bad! Have gotten the peas as cold and hards as BB pellets from them AND the chicken tasted once like they just reheat leftovers in the back --fuggers. Well, hope you're feeling bette very soon!
from aura-chic :
Hahaha.. yes, Boston Market food has always sucked ass... The last time I ate there.. was when I was 16, all of my coworkers and myself ended up with food poisoning.. needless to say.. haven't returned.. lol.. glad you're getting better.
from pattymelt :
my frined jason sent me this kind note in an email....That is odd. I'd actually be curious to see if he actually does/did have a valid reason. Like, he was diagnosed with inoperable cancer and only had a few days to live, or he was going under the knife to live out his life-long dream of being a woman cabaret singer. Perhaps his penis was severed off in an industrial accident. Or maybe he's just a big fucking retard.
from brad-c :
Hey babe, sorry you're sick and feeling like crap. My heart goes out to you. Last week I too was worshipping the porcelain god, and had the fever and all the rest of the bullshit that goes along with it. So I know how you feel. But you'll be fine and back to your fabulous self soon enough. :) *hugs*
from desertwitch :
Good luck at the doc's office -- I hate going, too -- the wait especially and the evil receptionist at mine's unnnnggg!!
from desertwitch :
Wo -- I spoke too soon :( But sounds like your body IS in the final stage of wrestling that viral alligator -- and am praying that you are eating chipotle ASAP!
from crackheadred :
that totally blows that yer sick...and not in a good way...hope you get feelin better! YAY! GET WELL! lol
from desertwitch :
YAY!!!! My Patty's sounding bettter :)
from desertwitch :
Hey baby! Sorry I didn't catch ya sooner, but I've been slaving away at the office AND my allergies are acting up so bad that the Stepford wife AND my boss are afraid to come near me because they probably think I DO have SARS, which is a good thing today --- we were sent home in the morn after the office a/c went kaput BUT they had the nerve to start calling us back again a couple hours later!!! So came back and am still at the jobby BUT Stepford wife and boss are so scared at me right now cuz of all the sneezing and snot-slinging that they dare go nowhere near my PC to see what I'm up to! And FUCK Digger!!!! His loss BIGTIME!!! But in a way I feel sorry for him, because maybe he did have some weird shit come out of the blue -- like an ex trackind down child support or he's one of those guys that's paranoid over getting involved with anyone soon as he finds something good because he's been stalked/had a kid foisted on him/etc. No matter what the reason, he should have at the very least called/emailed you to say he was going to lie low due to unforseen shit. Later then babe!
from aura-chic :
Patty.. I guess it's just all stuff we have to go through.. it sucks that someone as sweet and kickass cool as you has to go through it.. but I'm usually around.. if you wanna chat.. or vent.. I am good at venting too.. :D things will get better.. they have to..
from groovebunny :
Hang in there sweetie. If you don't have any tylenol or advil, try this. Take a shower and adjust the water so it's cool to your body but warm to your head. Then go straight to bed. I know that sounds kinda funny, but it's something I learned from my mom growing up. It always works to reduce a fever. Take care!*hugs*
from aura-chic :
Hope you feel better sweetie..
from groovebunny :
Just wanted to say I hope you are feeling better. Take it easy today. *hugs*
from desertwitch :
Ouch, baby. It's driven me out of my skull when even so-called friends I've started feeling trusting around pull shit like that after a couple of months of knowing them. I think I would have started ripping out her hair in bloody clumps at the club. Have a couple of friends that go waaaay back -- to high school, so maybe it's a blessing that they've moved from the area -- think I'd go medieval on their asses if they started talking shit and treating me like some stranger ho jonesing for their man. Sounds like Sal's mean little spirit is catching. Ug.
from evilestone :
Sorry things have turned to shit in your world, Beautiful. If I could, I show up to hold you and make you feel a little better.
from groovebunny :
Man that really sucks. Def his loss. grrrr!
from aura-chic :
Woohooo!!... what a great way to spend the day.. pedicure and oreos!! that or warm fudge brownies and ice cream!.. :D *more hugs*
from groovebunny :
Is there anybody you can call to see if he's doing all right? I mean, what if he's in the hospital or something? Sorry you are feeling like crap. I know how it feels to have no idea what the hell is going on. *hugs*
from asdotcom :
Don't take it personally, Patty. He's a boy. We're stupid.
from swimmmer72 :
it didn't have to be anything you did, unfortunately. don't feel bad for the effort either. you are a better, deeper person for having tried, but don't blame yourself, it lets him off the hook.
from desertwitch :
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCK I wish I could bitchslap Digger!!!! FINALLY got a chance to catch up with you and fully expected Mr. D to have called at least by now. FUCKING A!!! Wish I could send you a peach :( but instead let me send you a virtual big tight ***SQUEEEEEZZZZZZE***
from aura-chic :
I'm so sorry Patty... that really sucks.. *hugs*
from groovebunny :
Sorry to hear about digger. Hopefully things are all right, but he better have a good reason for not getting in touch with you. At least it's Friday. Try and have a good time at happy hour, even if you don't have your make-up with you and you're not happy with the hair situation. I bet you're a complete babe and dudes like the bedroom hair anyways, ya know?*hugs*
from mikeygal :
Sorry that Digger is MIA that is such a guy thing though. Like Frenchie from Grease says,"The only man a girl can depend on is her Daddy". Well You go out tonight and have a BAD ASS time at the Happy hour. Pretend like you are on sex and the city you are samatha you don't give a fuck and you are hot shit. Hello you are the Pmelt of course you are hot shit!!! Speaking of shit let me know what Doho said about the stinky boy. Well I am off to the JT concert thanks for the phone message this morning. You are to sweet. See you are the bomb and if digger doesn't call you back soon tell him are going to explode with the F-bomb right and left. Son of a BOOM son of a BAM. much love Mikey
from desertwitch :
I feel for you :( GAWDDDDDDD I've been wishing this day over since I showed up to work!!!!! But brought lunch this time -- chicken tamales MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. And that Digger BETTER have a DAMNED good reason for pulling a David Copperfield is all I gotta say! Hmmmm, maybe you SHOULD take that chic up on the happy hour offer -- tho can understand if you don't cuz listening to some people yammer at a bar just isn't worth the cheap drinks -- been there ug!
from desertwitch :
Baby, that was no rambling mess! THANKS for bringing up those points, because I think I was trying to be just a little too logical with Sambob -- all the time knowing that his position is as irrational as Sal's creepass dad. Now I DO hope he comes by my Gbook again and reads that! FUCKING A! I was going to add to the last note I left replying to his that you can practically MEASURE the poverty and brutality of a country just by looking in on how they treat the women who live there and by their legal and social standing. And hang in there, baby! Digger may be in trouble, but maybe it's not jail or just being a bunghole -- could be that maybe he had to take off with the kids somewhere because the ex had a shitfit and left him to entertain the kids for a while and he'd rather not burden you or anyone else with the drama. OOO -- and am on the WORK pc right now :) The head slavedriver over here decided to not use the spy software because she thinks it's "not warranted" -- which really means SHE would like to keep sending personal e-mails and IMs, too! Anyway, keep your head up babe!
from thepeachtree :
*pats you on the back* feel better hon.
from desertwitch :
Baby, I feel for you. Thought I had a sucky workday today, but at least the resident Stepford wife was out sick today. Hope Digger gets his thang together and calls you soon -- I still think it's some last-minute conflict with the ex about the kids because his last convo seems to indicate that. Anyhoo, gotta go get my lazy ass to update. Hang in there!
from glitterkick :
Ok then, so today I seem to have your life. Got my period? Check. Raining? Check. Electricity randomly going off, psycho cats running from one end of the apartment to the next destroying anything in their path, feeling like shit? Check, check, and check. Girl at work ignoring me? Ha, I so wish. She keeps asking me every 10 minutes if Iím ok, if sheís done something to upset me. Seriously, people breathing today are annoying me. If she asks me one more time, I'm going to staple her to something. So if I'm going to have your life for a day, well it's going to have to get much less craptastic right exactly now. ;) Hope you feel better.
from aura-chic :
no problem sweetie.. if i was closer i'd bring you a pint, and you could veg out watching your dvd's... (current fave, peanutbutter me up) it's great.. LOL.. ok... enjoy your evening.. oh and i'm sure he'll call soon.. :D
from aura-chic :
so sorry you are having a bad day... I spent my bad day yesterday with ben and jerry... great way to cheer ya up.. if you can ignore the feeling of your ass getting bigger with every bite!!! haha.. hope it gets better for you.
from desertwitch :
OOOO, I made a Sambob mad. Bad me ;)~
from groovebunny :
Tootie Bubble Fanny! I love it! Mine sounds like I have a serious rectal problem holding my poopies in. ewwww... :)
from desertwitch :
WAHOOOOO!!! Good Digger loving! Just read your note from the comfort of my own PC -- took a sick day tho now am feeling MUCH better -- thank the gods I don't seem to be coming down with SARS or someshit!!! And that chic sounds FUCKED UP -- maybe she's pissed that you're getting some and then some!!! She sounds like the type to hold it against others when she's not getting any! And definitely junior high about it -- maybe she's Sal's longlost sis --ugghhh
from desertwitch :
HEY -- I updated! (finally)
from aura-chic :
sorry to hear about the crimson tide.. Periods SUCK.. I'm betting that digger will still be up for some action.. He's probably so ready to get it on with you that even if he didn't like surfing the 'tide' he'd be all about it tonight!!! I mean how could he resist you.. ya hottie!!!! :D
from groovebunny :
Accck...Bummer about your period. I mean great! But bummer that it had to start today. I know what you mean about guys freaking out about a little blood. Here they're willing to go out and shoot poor innocent deers and rabbits and they can't handle a little period action. Wussies. ;) hehe. ~charm
from desertwitch :
UUUU just read your 6/6 entry -- FUCK I'm so pissed off at myself for not logging in that day!!! That was awesome of you to be conciliatory with her -- and probably the best policy because you still have to work with her, BUT MAN would I not have the patience for it! When Sal burned her bridges with ME it was OVER! I was afraid that if I sent her even an e-mail I would snap and tell her to go jerk herself a soda from that dipshit's little dick -- the guy she had the hots for at the time. UGGGGG. Babe, and now she's dumping work on you -- you indeed are the better woman than I!
from desertwitch :
Baby, I feel for you! One of my coworkers does that shit, too (transferring calls to her least favorite person du jour when she's PMSing) but FUCK I can't even vent when it happens anymore because the work PCs now have that fucking monitor software where the brass can just go in at any given time and pull up where/what sites you've been. And that chic REALLY is sounding like Sal now!
from aura-chic :
wooohooooo THANKS!! I'll be on for most of the night.. I'll be looking forward to those "visuals" ~cheesin~ :D
from groovebunny :
Oh the calico sounds so sweet! I love em!:) In terms of digger, he's probably just busy. Things are probably fine and when you both get together again the little seperation will be worth it because he'll be on you like a magnet.:) I know what you mean about leaving work early. I bad for people who don't have kids to use as an excuse to get out early from work. ~charm
from aura-chic :
Of course the relationship thing is hard... but think about the payoff for all the hard work.. all that GOOD LOVIN, not to mention it is rather nice to curl up next to someone after all that good loving, and the friendship that comes along with it!!! (oh btw.. me and mom and my sis thank you very much for that lovely pic you sent me.. I think it's made many dreams here much sweeter.. yummy!!!)
from aura-chic :
sweetie.. I'm sure he's just busy.. just think of how great it will be when you see each other!! :)
from thepeachtree :
Scrap book convention eh? My best friends mother is obsessed with scrap books, she has TONS of them and they're all equally beautiful. But your right, old women who walk slow, or with strollers should be shot. Thats one of my biggest pet peaves, slow walkers. Sometimes i just make a beeping noise and tell them to pull over as i pass them. Oh good times.
from daisy624 :
I am another random person recommending SFU, except when I talk about it it's elevated to a god-like status and is spoken of only in hushed whispers. Can you tell how much I love this show?
from desertwitch :
Thanks for making me laugh (again) -- about the strollers this time! At Atlas (that's a DANCE club) I had sorta the same shit happen -- it was still early but this one chic has a stroller WITH TWIN babies in it parked right at the entrance -- she and her friend were sitting at the table right next to it -- AND the babies were uncomfortable as all shit wriggling and waaaing and she just shushes them periodically not missing a beat of her bitching about her boyfriend taking her truck without telling her. WHAT THE FUCK!!! People coming into the club are getting their feet caught in the stroller wheels all the while and SHE looks at THEM like THEY are the retards. Don't know if the bouncer did something about it because me and Serge got the fuck out of there after one beer because the crowd then was SO The Brady Bunch meets Matlock -- said Sergio, of course! Hope your weekend picks up!
from desertwitch :
GOD yes!!! If only I could beem myself to your apt and be there now enjoying vodka and great company!!!!!!!!! It's so depressing over here right now -- found out tonight the sister of my mom's best friend passed away last week. We'd just seen that sister puttering around with her in her garden the week before. ug... got to make do with the crappy red wine tonight...later sweetie, for DAMNED sure wish I was kicking it with you right now!
from asdotcom :
Too much stress. Take a hot bath and some delicious-o tea.
from desertwitch :
This day's sucking all around over here, too...FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate that stankho stepford wife dingbat across from me -- am at work, can you tell?! BLEEEHHHHHH gotta go, hope your day gets a bit better
from thepeachtree :
woo! porn!
from desertwitch :
Harsh it is but TRUE -- BUT it is not malicious, you are just at that point where me and Vicky SHOULD have gottne with punkass Sal BEFORE she sucked up most of our free time with her plans -- along the same lines as your problem child: wanting us to go the gym with her at the drop of a hat, turning afterwork happy hour get-togethers into free therapy sessions for herself/getting pissed off if the conversation veered for one second off her various obsessions (like this guy she practically was stalking at work because she thought he was her "soulmate" -- and she's married) AND after ALL of that shit -- she talks shit at work about each of us -- at various times accusing each one of us of wanting the poor loser she was zeroing in on at work. FUCK was it weird! It all ended in a nasty blowout at this horrible meat market dive in Riverside -- shit, should write about it in my diary -- am doing what Sal would do -- sucking up your space LOL!!! But DAMN does you unsent e-mail resonate up in here!
from desertwitch :
Me again -- just had to say the rest of the items on that list sound like a coworker I had when I worked at the newspaper when I was in college -- had a coworker that was constantly wanting to have deep conversation revolving around her when we (me and Vicky, my actual real friend in that dump) were running up against deadline. AND she too was weight-obsessed -- AND eventually the ho talked behind both our backs AND about another friend of ours who was one of the nicest no-bullshit chics I've known. Come to think about it, this girls is more like her than Angela -- oh, her name was SAL!!! Short for Salicia, the fucking crazy beatch!
from desertwitch :
CRAP!!! Just read your entry with the e-mail you sent to that chic and FUCK! The first item is something I should e-mail my sister Angela -- she's just as weight-obsessed as her AND eats boatloads of nasty food and then snaps at people when they respond with well-meaning advice after getting sick of hearing her wail on about how desperate she is to lose it. This shit has been going on with her since puberty AND she's always been pissed at me for not obsessing over weight and staying reasonably fit most of my life. Fuckin A -- well said!
from desertwitch :
You better e-mail me!!! Butts and all!!!
from crackheadred :
yeah..i think you need to send it to her. if you feel THAT strongly and dont say anything, eventually its gonna eat at you then yer just gonna go apeshit on her and freak her all out..so yeah..i think she needs to know from somebody who cares..
from groovebunny :
Wow. I really think it takes a good friend to lay that out on the line like that. You are being honest with her and she needs to do something for herself. I know you feel like killing her right now, but maybe your words will shock her enough to stop and really take a good look at herself. If it doesn't, well...maybe she's just not ready to be honest with herself. Anyways, that was really well written and you certainly should get your points across with it. ~charm
from asdotcom :
That was very well thought out. The end.
from desertwitch :
What? No more juicy details?! Waaaaaaaaa!!! Come on! I'm having sex by proxy these days!! Me needs some details ;)~ But guess I can understand Digger's point. *sigh*
from groovebunny :
Hehe. I thought I was the only one who carries $10+ worth of change at the bottom of her purse. Makes for a good weapon to bop an attacker over the head that's for sure.;) ~Ta!
from lyssbobiss :
Yes! I am still waiting for "That movie" as well. If you find it, let me know...the best I can come up with is old QAF reruns. Not quite what I was looking for... :)
from thepeachtree :
Ohhh tooth brush at the place, what comimtiment! I'm glad you had a good time the other night. Miller light does taste like piss. Not that i would know, i mean, how would i know, i'm only 16. Heh Heh *nervouse laugh*
from desertwitch :
YAAA baby!! Speed Racer and Cinema Paradiso = the lady has class AND sass all over dat ass!!!! And Mr. Big came to his senses and is getting himself more helpings of that!
from desertwitch :
SHIT!!! Just read your note on my gbook from May 27 -- my brain is going on another guilt trip again over doing my class work over living it up online everytime I log on. But sounds like Mr. Big have worked it out (LOL, just had to call him that -- just watched Sex & the City re-run couple hours ago) So now I'll go back into your diary and find out what gives with the guy -- probably just a case of male phobia to the L word -- makes them run for the hills initially, but if he's really into you, he better get over it or he'll lose that Patty lovin!
from groovebunny :
I'm glad you're happy! :) Happy Friday!~Ta!
from thepeachtree :
hhahahahahah hehehehe *holds side*
from thepeachtree :
Hhehe i have a couple of "asshole"s and "bitch"s on my phone. Enjoy your dinner.
from asdotcom :
You should go see Down With Love.
from groovebunny :
Hmmm...after reading your last entry I am def gonna change my ex's name on my cell to "ass-wipe". Thanks for the tip! :) ~Ta!
from kb8 :
Hey! Thanks for taking the time to fill out my surveys! You're the tops!
from kb8 :
Hi! You were gracious enough to take my sexsurvey a while back. I have two new surveys if you want to take those as well. Thanks!
from pizzelle :
Psst, want to watch me masturbate? You can just sit there and watch. Even though...you can't really see anything. JUST WATCH DAMMIT!
from aura-chic :
haha... some of us are just gifted like that!!!! :) it's nice to be good at something!! ;)
from thepeachtree :
What movie? Can i watch you watch it? PLease? Please! Hehehe, sick people.
from asdotcom :
Sorry, dude, I'm pulling for the Ducks. The Devils cheated my Islanders out of the cup last year. I'd think that'd pit you against them too... you don't seem like the type to forgive purposly hurting a Peca.
from aura-chic :
wow.. that's so funny.. i just took that same quiz and got the same results... hmmmmm... interesting.. good luck with everything... :)
from i-m-hideous :
wow, thanks for the applause! Will you be my mommy? :)
from groovebunny :
Hehe...I'm gone for a few days and it sounds like you've found love? That is so awesome! I love love and anything that has to do with love! I am very happy for you! :) I hope that digger turns out to be the one. Who knows it's worth a try. *hugs*~Ta!
from desertwitch :
DANG!!! I never thought I'd read of the day when my Patty ran into a guy that would cause her to break her no sleepover and no visiting apt rules!! You are reminding me of the characte Samantha of Sex & the City -- last season SHE met her match -- and she accused her friends of giving her a contagious case of monogamy!! I feel for you -- I too have found it very scary when I have gotten goo-goo over a guy -- and that has been only TWO times in my life that I've run into living breathing men like that. Wow. Hope Digger is indeed the bombdiggitybomb! Oh, and it reminds me of the ONLY happy marriage in my family -- that of an aunt who remained happily single till 40 when she married a divorced beentheredonethat kind of guy and she wasn't looking to get married by a long shot! Though back in her day -- the 1950s -- she was considered a freak for not getting married for so long. So it can be even better -- because she, like me, did not want to have kids and he already had had kids with his ex wife so didn't want anymore and so it was perfect! So good luck babe!
from desertwitch :
Dreamy guy AND dreamy dick AND fixed?!!! OOOOO gots to fly to Texas!!! What's the deal that I can't find one of those over here?!
from thepeachtree :
I thought you should know that since you rock so much your now on my buddylist. I'm happy for you that you've found someone you like enough to be a "couple" with. Have a great day!
from swimmmer72 :
it's a game of pros and cons. for everything you get, you sacrifice something, BUT, that works both ways. for me, most of my flings have been forgettable; it is the ones i really worked on and put some faith and energy into that i will remember forever. it isn't a coincidence that those were the ones i got the most back from too. good luck, patty. :)
from swimmmer72 :
hey, if digger seems extra special, why not pull out SOME of the stops with him? sometimes, i think it is worth it to see just how far a relationship can go. if nothing else, it does seem to put everything in perspective. :)
from desertwitch :
Howdy! ;)
from crackheadred :
just get dood to drive the fifty miles..im sure the owners of the house would'nt mind...umm just say you were doing routine maintenance on the various pieces of furniture...and then add it to the bill (if there is one) LOL
from crackheadred :
yer mom has an s2000?? do you think there is any way that she could be suckered into trading it for a '95 saturn?? holla back! lol
from thepeachtree :
That sounds liek an AWESOME date. I'm glad you had such a great time. I'll be back.
from daisy624 :
Good for you dude, at least ONE of us is having a functional dating life. But, just keep in mind road head is how you end up wrapped around a tree, lol.
from evilestone :
So what's the URL to your ad on yahoo?
from asdotcom :
I know. I wrote that at about 1:30 in the morning. I stayed up helping my sister with some homework really late last night. I was too tired. I'll post 'em now.
from fulminous :
Ahhhh, but Entertainment Tonight reported last week that Spike's signed on for the next season of Angel...although who knows how THAT's supposed to work. (grin!)
from fulminous :
(laugh) I am particularly in love with the idea of hordes of bad-ass Slayer-girls running all over the place. I would be friends with them. We would have parties.
from blab :
any particular bathroom? when should I show? ;-)
from mikeygal :
Hey babe, You are right I hope I do have alot more SEX ...here in the near future I have only slept with like 8 guys. And REALLY only 2 of them were the bizzeee. I think you are a great teacher...not just at sex stuff but at life stuff too. You teach me stuff everyday. And ... If I have forgotten to tell you lately I love you and I am glad a have a TRUE friend like you in my life! much love MOOOOAH
from kb8 :
Thank you for your candor in filling out my survey. "No legacy is so rich as honesty." -William Shakespeare Love your diary!
from party-on :
Yeah, I started having sex when I was 15, and already it is a million times better. Seven years later. I can't wait for another seven years to pass!
from kb8 :
Hi. Will you take my survey?
from asdotcom :
Hoowah! Thanks for the note! Where are you going on vacation?
from mikeygal :
Hey I update my diary I just wanted to make sure the pic from the quiz would show up. Go back and view the Cruel Intentions entry again. There hopefully will be a jurnal entry underneath. You know what a stupid ass I am sometimes. So I hope my edit thing worked. Much love in the 03' G!
from poeticdivine :
wow, thanks for the note you sent me...i had no idea anyone actually read my diary lol. anyway, i am having a great day today and the fact that someone is actually reading my diary makes it even better..thanks again...take care
from heidiann :
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! That joke ruled! I watched The Secretary last night. I liked it too. Though I was a little disappointed it was more pornish. But it's rated R so what did I expect?
from syncope :
Happy belated birthday, kiddo! I just read your entry re: caffeine withdrawal headaches after drinking. I've found the perfect cure. I carry Excedrin with me at all times now, and as soon as I feel one of those coming on, boom! I pop two of those and it's all better.
from aura2 :
happy birthday!!! sorry so late on that!! hope you had a great one.... i agree with carla... come plan my birthday!!! :)
from brad-c :
Hey babe.. Happy belated birthday. Glad you had such a great b'day celebration! ;)
from blab :
happy birthday
from taydo :
Happy belated birthday, Patty :)
from desertwitch :
DAAAANG baby!!! Just read your 5/04 entry and all I can say you HAVE TO be MY birthday party planner come September 17!!!! Can you arrange for a couple of Vinnie Clones to have their way with MY ass!!! If so, you're hired!!!
from desertwitch :
Happy birthday to you indeed! And don't worry about turning 39 because you think and act at least 10 years younger than your chrono age, baby! And I know a shitload of people in their early TWENTIES who act like they are wound-up asshole been-there-done-that fogies -- so rock on. And sorry I missed you in the morning, but between sweating my new course and getting my ass out of the house and back, I needed a looooong nap to get me out of my funk. So night-night you hot old lady you ;)
from asdotcom :
Happy happy birthday from all of me to you... happy happy birthday, may all your dreams come true. Hey!
from evilestone :
Happy Birthday, Sexy...now wiggle that cute little butt of yours over here for your spanking... ; )
from dreamer5190 :
Hey! I've been browsing through diaries today, you know - wasting time at work, and I came across your diary somehow. Anyway, we have the same birthday. What a coincidence! I've never met a person with the same b-day before. Hope you have a good one!
from groovebunny :
Wow! Happy Fucking Birthday! Literally! Hehe...glad you had a blast during the celebration! That so rocks. :) I can't remember my last birthday...must be because it was probably sexless. ~Ta!
from bub66ohm :
aw hell, happy birthday! we gotta party like it's your birthday! sip bacardi, like it's your birthday! damn, that's some goddamned birthday! Glad ya had fun!
from crackheadred :
speakin of porn...the radio station i listen to here in DC just had "the great american porno swap" basically you bring in your porno and swap out for some new to you porn..the had three different sites set up thru-out the DC area...
from blab :
ahh people are talkin' about me. hey I don't mind at all. and "pervy" are the best kind of girls...
from bub66ohm :
ummm... fun store? copious amounts of alcohol? sigh....why do all the good ones live so far away..(by the way, I haven't seen you but just by reading your diary I can tell that you rock!) tell them haters not to hate the player, hate the game! ...bub
from aura2 :
thanks patty!! damn isn't blab fuckin awesome???? i was dyin.. you have to go back and read all of his entries.. he hasn't updated in a while.. but he has some hot ones stored up!!!
from aura-chic :
YAY for the fun store!!I love fun stores!!! I can spend hours in one.. haha. I haven't updated my regular diary, but I have another one I updated.. you might like it.. the name of it is aura2.. check it out if you want to.
from groovebunny :
Hmmm...the fun store eh? Hehe...I've been thinking I need to make a trip there myself! Glad you're set for your weekend. I'm gonna be coming into work during the weekend dammit. But oh wellsie! Glad things are working out on the board and you got an apology. I know what you mean about hardly any updates...that drives me crazy that I don't have enough stuff to read! ;) *hugs*
from desertwitch :
Shit ya you're right about those 2 lil' dicks -- have also had my run-ins with guys I did not find attractive when they've copped attitude -- and I try not to hurt a guy's feelings/I let them down as easy as I can -- FUCK and wasn't that chick with the HUGE lip on Extreme Makeovers freaky?
from desertwitch :
Hey baby! Those ho's are probably on crank, weighing 100 lbs and shit -- FUCK, the stories I could tell you about the skanks that have maddogged me about my butt, etc...bottom line is that it's the best form of a compliment because you know it's honest when insecure anorexics go out of their way to try to hurt you just because you (1) have more boobs and/or booty then they do or (2) GET more booty then they do! So post them a big thank-you along with the hotline for a local anorexia/crank-addict line LOL!!!
from crackheadred :
yeah...i think whoever dogged you out is just jealous...how DARE "some old fart" get more booty calls then them?? haters! haha...but yeah, the longer entry was good
from groovebunny :
Okay who's been dissen' ya.? That is just plain crummy. I'm glad you love yourself and aren't afraid to admit it. You rock hard! Whoever that was is just showing their own insecurity by having to dis you! *hugs* & ~Ta!
from desertwitch :
Man I WISHED I was coming over for your b-day bash -- I so badly need some chicks to go out partying with round these parts and you and your friends remind me of my crew back in the day -- in Cal State and before I moved up to nor Cal -- all my fugging gf's in PS had moved/married/whathaveyou when I moved back!!!
from groovebunny :
I'm working on a spreadsheet from hell too! I feel for ya girl! *hugs*!
from taydo :
You know, so long as you think I'm even remotely attractive I'm going to join you in wishing you were a gay boy.
from desertwitch :
WO! So is your b-day next Tuesday?
from desertwitch :
RRRRRRrr--your friends should hook ME up with a sexy-voiced dude!!! Just make sure he doesn't turn out looking like a turd!! FUCKITY again -- needs to get laid and fast -- AND gotta get a regular this time -- too much drama and expense goes into hunting down a new guy all over again -- used to be SO much better when I was in Cal State -- it's SOOO easy to get laid on a campus!!!
from desertwitch :
SHIT -- don't feel too bad because I think I would have fallen for that con, too. What really steams me is that this is one of those cons that preys not on someone's greed but on her DECENCY!!! It's not one of those get-rich-quick things, and it makes the people who actually do end up with a fucked up car or really DO need the cash screwed because so many people have been burned or hear of this -- fucking little pissant, I hope he head-on collides with a manure truck and gets drowned in a heaping pile of steaming shit!!! AHHH!!!
from desertwitch :
YA BABY!! I was hoping you'd get Angelina too -- keeps up the freaky similarities factor between us!!! So, yup, we're the bombdiggity of sluts ;)
from pattymelt :
no sports? come on! stars play tomorrow!
from asdotcom :
Dude! WTF? What a ripoff! So, uh, anyway... I don't think I can watch sports this weekend. Not so soon after the recent loss of the Capitals forcing them out of the Playoffs. :o(
from asdotcom :
I haven't seen. How are they similar?
from desertwitch :
Holy bat-bookkeepers!!! This lil' heathen is praying for you and quick resolution to the $2M nightmare -- no SHIT, the accounting thangs have been landing on your ass bigtime -- like the IRS thing -- FUCK do I ever HATE AP/AR and am SOOO glad I'm not doing that shit anymore!
from desertwitch :
WAAAAZZZZUUUPPP baby!!!
from groovebunny :
Haha! Yeah well "poop" is a cute word so I can see ya googling on that.:) ~Ta!
from groovebunny :
Ah dude! I hate seeing little helpless animals stuck in the middle of the freeway too! I stopped once to try and coax a little terrier into my car. But he kept running away from me so I ended up calling animal control and they were able to get him. Luckily he didn't run out into the road. I was holding my breath the whole time. ~Ta!
from groovebunny :
Yeah I know what you mean. The whole Laci thing makes me sad too. I don't really know how to put the whole thing into words. The guy is a creaton I think. Hehe...nah the word penis doesn't make me blush...except when I used to get caught saying it up on stage.:) My wee one and I use weety-weety to say penis. It just sounds funny and cracks us both up when we say it. Darn I missed Mr. Personality. I'm gonna have to check it out next week! ~Ta!
from groovebunny :
Olas! Thanks for feeling my paaaaiiinnn! I feel your pain too girl! What is up with these people. I bet if we checked their middle names it would be half-assed. Sheesh! Sorry you had to come back from work to that mess. Can't we all just win the lottery and live the rest of lives sleeping in and laying by the pool? Bag work! bleeeeh...~Ta!
from groovebunny :
Olas! Thanks for feeling my paaaaiiinnn! I feel your pain too girl! What is up with these people. I bet if we checked their middle names it would be half-assed. Sheesh! Sorry you had to come back from work to that mess. Can't we all just win the lottery and live the rest of lives sleeping in and laying by the pool? Bag work! bleeeeh...~Ta!
from glitterkick :
Huh, I spend all day doing someone else's work too. It's so strangely not satisfying. I always pictured myself doing something really cool when I grew up, but all the really great jobs like supermodel or surgeon general were already taken. So instead I get to be stuck being the office butt monkey. Woo hoo!
from bub66ohm :
oooh, I got props for my mad laundry skills! Thanks for adding me to your favs and I really dug your diary...keep up the good clean livin'!
from desertwitch :
OOOO I'm so jealous!!! BUT not of your hangover, just the kissing and boobflashing!!! I am not getting out of the house AGAIN this weekend cuz I've got a GROUP project again due this Sunday!!! AAAAHHH fuckityfuckfuck!!! AND I'm missing the fucking WHITE PARTY -- bigass circuit party -- Sergio's a volunteer planner so HE is in -- Christina Aguilera is the "secret" guest star so he says AND Bobby Trendy AND Anna Nicole Smith are going to be there AHHHHH waaaahhhh!!! Wish I was drunk NOW -- so thanks for the vicarious thrill again -- AND am on my THIRD peel tonight -- FUCK my face is toasty -- wish my brain was toasted LOL!! Later you boobalicios badacious babe you ; )
from groovebunny :
Heya! Yurp you're right that they wouldn't get your entries. Poor little whipper snappers have so much to learn about life, but I suppose they're at least learning themselves two of the three R's while reviewing diaries. ;) I love your diary too and think you're template is fine the way it is. I swear a lot of the diaries I've read that have gotten good reviews have so much stuff on them I don't know where to look. It bamboogles moi eyes. :) ~Ta!
from desertwitch :
Hey!!! Go see evilestone's new entry -- he's FINALLY getting the chance to be evilicious -- and tell your spazzy cat to CHILL ; )~
from crackheadred :
yeah man..i was crackin up...thing was, it was a contest..dood got a free nitrous kit for his car...i need to send in my voodoo penis joke...LOL
from desertwitch :
Girl, I forgot to tell you that I had to pay the IRS 500 bucks that they said I owed for UNEMPLOYMENT taxes of all the shit!!! That was about 5 years ago and they accepted my petition to pay if off in 30 buck payments a month. So I think you have a good chance at the chunk of change you'll be giving them. FUCKERS!!!! oooo and thanks for calling me that foxy bitch -- ya made my night again, girl! OH -- and guess who's coming to Palm Springs this w/end -- Alec Baldwin, he'll be the speaker at some film tribute (forgot who for) at the Camelot Theatre -- that's the theatre where I met Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) and that serves wine a beer -- mmmm, not a wild animal kid kind of place -- AND finally saw the Toys R Us commercial with all the bunnies -- DANG you're right, it's CUUUTE -- their little voices are cute -- and I hardly like any commercials. Anyway, when KB comes to visit, you BETTER give him a good hard spanking -- tho he'll prob see that as a REWARD but SHIT it should be fun for both! Laterz babalicious ;)
from shimmyshimmy :
Owing the IRS is a bad, bad feeling. I mean, what have they ever done for you? Grr.. Sorry, hon.
from fantabulouss :
Yeah I got the report done, after spending two friggin long nights staying up til all hours working on it. I was so tired when I was doing it that I have no idea what I put in it. For all I know I wrote a report on the mating habits of bullfrogs or something. Not that I know much about that, so that'd probably be an interesting read!
from bluelady7 :
Pattymelt, you have made me laugh so hard tonight. Thanks for mentioning me in your diary entry on 4/12. We did talk a lot didn't we. Honey, your diary is so entertaining. My life is so so boring compared to your adventures. I need to start hanging out with you!!! I will keep reading. You are truly special!!!!
from desertwitch :
*sending zitkiller beems*
from desertwitch :
THANK YOU baby for making me LOL again -- read your note about the teen chic and SHIT YA that's probably why they got her in there, cuz I AM interested now and then to know how teens are handling stuff especially regarding the war, like my cutie-link myhappines for example (ya, the subteacher in me still lives!), but FUCK it's hard to read stuff that is overthetop pretentious and trying so hard to be "cool" etcetera because i've been there and done that and that kind of writing just blows chunks! Ug, and speaking of myhappiness, that's why HE impresses me (not just a pretty face!) because he writing is pretty straight-forward for most his age! AND Brad-C's -- though technically he is an adult! And sorry about the downer entry right now, the mem service at Ft Bliss just ended and I was in tears but I think I'll keep the entry up because it made me SO FUCKING ANGRY when I switched channels and found that fucking FOX after they sucked up all those rating for sucking Bush willy couldn't find the time to broadcast the service. Girl, thanks for cheering me up again! Love you!
from desertwitch :
GOD I LOVE garage sales -- it's my TRULY dirty secret! Mom used to take us cruising all over town after church (ug!) on Sundays looking for yard sales and that's usually where we blew our allowances OR we'd go to the HUMUNGOUS swap meet in Calexico (right on the Mex border so ALL sorts of good shit from Mex, Koreans, American traveling dudes that traded in all sorts of stuff up and down the US) AWESOME!!! And your "cult" sounds fun -- just don't let em snatch you and keep you hostage in some retreat in the mountains sweating out scapbooks for them LOL!!! Well, gotta get to it over here, YEAH more masters shit AAAHHHH only fun I can afford this w/end is to check out whatever OK guys I come across while jogging in PS. Later baby!
from desertwitch :
Girl, you have to turn in your tax letter and I have yet to file them!!! AHHHH -- went to the PS library to study AND picked up forms 1040EZ, 1040A, and 1040. Gonna see if I can deduct my student loan credit by myself -- SCARY!!! Hey, and have you seen that dip who got offended about you is vomitting more banners -- "a tad smutty" was one and I opened it thinking it would actually BE some cool & nasty diary -- and there is that 18 year old drip again --- AAAAAHHH FUCK!!!! What the fucking A!!! Read the first paragraph and she's all happy about becoming a "reviewer" for diaryreviews -- one of a dozen or so diary dicks that annointed themselves critics of other diaries -- so what did she do for that, promise them/it a bj?! Fuckin A man -- my dream, to be reviewed by some ho who gets offended at the suggestion of wearing a condom -- do ya think it's a matter of time before she ends up wailing about how her bf is cheating on her ass and she's on her way to the clinic about that ugly fungus on her clit?! AAAHEHHEHEEEHEEE!!! -- I KILL me! Anyways babygirl gotta go hit the fucking books again so laterz ;)
from groovebunny :
Hi again. Man you got MEEP. I'd much rather have that than PENIS. lol. You're right on this girl here at the office. She's around 27 or 28. She did have some close friends that used to work here, but they're all gone and now she just comes in and does her work and doesn't associate with anyone. I know she was seeing this dude I went to highschool with. He was a guitarist in a heavy metal band out here. I know he was into drugs too cause I bumped into them at a party once and he was so whacked out I thought they were gonna have to call the paramedics. But she joked saying she was used to seeing him like that. I would have dumped his ass, but that's just me. Good advice. I'm gonna get to snooping. If that fails, I'm just gonna straight out ask her what's going on. Maybe she'll appreciate someone showing they want to help. The worst that can happen is that she can refuse right? Thanks! Ta!
from desertwitch :
MEEP MEEP!
from groovebunny :
Hi! Thanks for signing my GB. I just saw the TRU commercial lastnight! I love those bunnies. Although I'm thinking it may spark a rampage of people buying bunnies for their kids this Easter, only to have them neglect them later when they get tired of taking care of them. Anyways...I am now intrigued by your diary. I wish I could admit to BJ's but my mom my reads my shit oy!. Ta!:)
from desertwitch :
HEY baby! I watched the Cher special at Serge's -- was a great show cuz we were DRUNK as gassy skunks! YA baby! And will check out Shisheido site cuz I went to the dermo lady today and she gave me another facial to get rid of the remaining skin flakes BUT I have one more glycolic to go -- I want to write about this chic and her minions and was going to today but then I watched WAY too much CNN again when I got home and got depressed and wrote abou THAT! Soo later babalicious --OH and what's the "cult"? Don't seem to have come upon it in your older entries, that or I'm getting prematurely senile. AAHHH!!! This master is mushing my memberane!
from jettemarie :
First, thank you for reading my diary. Now, I do pick my battles, which would be why Josh and I rarely fight, which would be why it has never appeared in my diary thus far. And the fight (also I probably did make this unclear in my diary) was not over the tattoo thing, but over his inability to express his emotions to me or regard my feelings as valid. I do not use my diary as a forum to make him feel bad, he doesn't read it, as I stated. That would be childish and have no point. I know I "should" be using condoms with birth control, but Josh and I are completely monogomous, and have both been tested for STDs (actually, we get tested every six months). I appreciate that you were trying to be helpful with your advice, but in the end it made me feel bad, as though you thought I was childish.
from mikeygal :
they called the shit poop. haha...Well I say you put all the poop in a paper bag and light it on fire on the doorstep. So they open the door and have to stomp it out. A big fireball of shit. Now that is what I call a Stanley steamer!
from desertwitch :
I've heard of Shisheido -- heard they make some awesome stuff, so will keep that in mind because DAMN this shit sucks when you can't leave the house cuz your face looks sauteed! And SHIT I wanna have me a weekend like yours for 22 bucks!!! What the FUCK man!!! This town is fucking expensive too! At least the funner night life is! And guess what? I haven't done my taxes yet so AAAAHHHH --- have to got scare up a tax prep person or do them myself over the Net -- and then I'll really FUCK myself -- aaah, life in the fastlane
from desertwitch :
HEY -- I put this message on my OWN notes AGAIN -- ya, I need to step away from the computer now: DAMN! It's 10:30 pm over here -- you already saw Freddy! WOOOO baby, and I hope I have some money left over after paying MORE bills because I would LOVE to have me a weekend like you had!!! RRRR, me a horny stick too ; )
from desertwitch :
awww sweetie, now I'm getting weepy, too! I know two sisters in San Diego who were also Vietnamese evacuee babies. There bio mom died before they could meet her, but at least they seemed to have good parents in the U.S. and ok lives. War truly sucks, and that's why I am so pissed at this one, because even VIETNAM had better reasoning behind it -- at least in the beginning -- then the current fiasco did from the get-go!
from desertwitch :
YAAA baby! Like that fun Japanese thang!!!
from desertwitch :
You rock, you walking horny stick you! Wish I had dermo-BOY instead of that dermo ho! A boy who's a hottie and ready and willing to give me a special facial -- ya baby!!! : )~~
from desertwitch :
YAY!!! Baby, once again you made my night -- HELL you made my weekend!!! Didn't think you'd update so soon but my bored ass came back to the computer cuz FUCK I'm still shedding crispy skin for the dermo lady AND I did nothing but hide from the sun and crank out back-to-back school work all two days!!! UGGGG!!! Well, at least I don't have to commute an hour each way to school anymore! Bleh! And HOT DAMN girl! I was hoping you'd get some good KB lovin' and you did !!! oooo shit and KB better be blunt with that stalker girl about not wanting a relationship with here cuz they can go psycho! And you're right too about that 21 year old chick with a baby and fucking divorced -- what the fuck??!!! My ex boyfriend ended up saddled with a ho like that like two years after we split. I saw him at Home Depot one day after I moved back home from north Cali and there he is, all embarrassed and shit/couldn't look me in the eye, holding TWO balling babies -- the ho's kids from the previous doofus she banged AND SHE is ballooned up with HIS kid -- and he always bragged about how good he was at just "hitting it" and getting away with it! Should have worn his jimmy cap! Anyway girl, cach ya later and WOW that was cool details!!! ; )~~
from shimmyshimmy :
OOPS! I missed Fastlane...was it any good? I can't even remember the week before's preview of it. This past week was all blurry... =/ Hope you're doing well!~Mere
from desertwitch :
SHIT!! I'm still rolling from that joke -- believe it or not, did NOT see it coming at the cute guy part AND THEN potted meat girl!!! She's one of your funniest parts in your old entries --- fucking hobag can just SEE her up there tied to this poor guy who stepped on St Pete's ducks -- AND SHIT YA you better get you some -- so now I can live vicariously thru you -- am doing fucking more studying tonight cuz not only am I STILL behind in that area BUT my fuckin 2nd peel is still working its way down to my "dermis" -- butthole dermo lady is ruining my weekend again!!! AHHH the things the pretty people gotta do to remain that way *sigh* laterz babe and remember: I BETTER SEE DETAILS IF YOU GET YOU SOME THIS W/END!!! ; )~~
from desertwitch :
I caught part of the Lisa Marie interview last night & what I loved best other than her looks was her voice! She has such a cool but friendly voice -- sounded both laid back AND has a sense of humor -- OOOOO and her gorgeous daddy's eyes!!! AND she can write! : )
from desertwitch :
I sitting here envying your exercise bike ride!!! Why? Well cuz Dr F's friggin dermo lady doesn't want me sweating and irritating the acid-peel victim cells on my face today!!!!! RRR --AND I wanna eat ice cream WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Oh, and it sucks finding a bra that fits me too -- tho not as much as it does with you I'm sure. My bra size is 36B -- BUT they are very hung high so to speak and more round around the base then a regular B cup -- so while I love having large nipples that stand at attention AND fat lil tits it SUCKS when it comes to bras because most have too much materal at the nipple area AND not enough/pinch me around the base of my boobies. Does that make sense? Anyway, it kind is OK since they're perky and so I don't have to wear a bra with many outfits. There! THERE's my bra story! OH -- and speaking of hotties, I watched "The Guardian" last night -- and DAMN I forgot how HOT Simon Baker is! You gotta check him out if you haven't already! later babe!
from evilestone :
Believe it or not, I actually designed and built a bra for a woman with a larger chest than your's quite a few years back (not S unfortunately, though she is a double G cup), and it wasn't un-pretty... But, since I am not a seamstress, I designed and built it on her, so the process was quite enjoyable. ; )
from asdotcom :
Bad puns are always appreciated. -AS!
from aura-chic :
hey.. i'm a 36DD myself.. and I have had luck at the victoria's secret they carry some beautiful bra's of that size.. and if they don't have it in the store you can look in the catalogs. Also Fredricks of Hollywood has a great mix of wild and sexy bras for us larger breasted women. I have even found that Lane Bryant has some pretty bras. I personally haven't bought any from there so I'm not sure if they carry anything below a 40.. but it's worth a look. I always had a helluva time bra shopping... it was so embarrassing as a teen.. because i was coming out of a D in the 6th grade they kept growing too. (thank god they have surgeries to fix that! size G is just not cool) good luck sweetie!
from daisy624 :
Dude, I feel your pain. From my 42DD's to your 38's. We should start a design company and ONLY make big ass bras. None of that piddly little A cup crap!
from evilestone :
Hey, I'M 6'4"....just too furry for ya, huh?
from desertwitch :
Girl!!! You found us out!!! Yeah, we military chics know the deal about swinging : )~~ And shit ya -- that's the ideal kind of guy, except I wish Mr. LT could come this weekend -- the Corps has him on alert, may deploy to Mideast : ( waaaaaa...oh well, easy come easy go. Now I'm going to leave this office shithole & go "shit, shower & change" -- ya, also an old drill sgt expression & hopefully I'll find myself another good man to obsess over -- oh -- and made new comment for you on my faves: "Funny, sexy, cool!" Dude, you are inspiring!!! Later sweety!!
from party-on :
David works for Bank One. He says that people either absolutely love them or absolutely hate them. They're my bank and I love them. Oh, and I have another guy for you. He's 22, spins, and is adorable. His name is Damian. Rahr. He makes me wish I didn't like Dave so much.
from desertwitch :
Hey! Am reading some of your old entries and got tell ya -- FUCKING wild animal kids!!! DUDE, Walmart is like a magnet for them and their stoooopid parental units!!! GOD nice to know I'm not the only one out there that's torn out of Wally mart in a panic cuz of em!
from desertwitch :
SHIT!!! I wrote the following msg to you on MY notes -- head up my ass again, well here it is now gotta go:I LOVE you, baby!!!! Thanks for the love!! Now am back home and going to get ready to go out for happy hour in PS -- FUCK, and saw a Jethro at the Village Pub last week -- but least he was wearing a shirt underneath HIS overalls. Latez babalicious!
from desertwitch :
oooo, 6'4"...shit, got to get back to work
from desertwitch :
AAAHHHHH I used to do payroll!!! It SUCKS!!! LAWDY I feel your pain, girl!
from desertwitch :
: D Scary huh?!!! But their raps are funny as shit AND they scare the crap out of old bastards like Sen. Hatch in Utah. And yeah want to put my fine g-booty on that little pic area on my profile at least but still debating whether to get gold membership or not -- gotta work on the banners and shit -- ugggg, lots of time to put into that AND fuck -- can you imagine all the messed-up ass stalkers that will be clogging Palm Springs Int Airport?! Well, long as they're fine! BUT they usually UUUUGLY!!! like that dude that was stalking Madonna way back -- ok gots to go, hope work jerks are not quite so ugly at your job today (that'll be the day huh!) Laterz Patty!
from daisy624 :
Mmmmm.... yummy sexy man dreams. Always fun!
from desertwitch :
And "scumdiddler" -- I SWEAR that one just popped up for first time -- ya baby!! am still in a post-Marine mood!!!!!
from desertwitch :
Hope your backache's subsiding -- loved Nick Carter dream - yum! And it's weird how people you haven't thought about in ages do pop up in dreams sometimes. Hope work's not so bitchy -- tho considering mine, even part-time is a bitch!!!
from desertwitch :
You likes Dragnet too YA!!! Al Bundy's the bomb! Shit -- what's his real name? See it flash in creds and ALWAYS forget it! Anyways, gt back home one satisfd kitty -- YA BABY!!!
from desertwitch :
Hey Patty! So much for keeping my mental energy free from politics! I would have rather been discussing the finer points of the new bachelor's crotch last night...some people just had to go fuck my mood up. Oh well, he DOES call himself a crackhead -- so beware of crack, baby! That's the moral of this lesson -- and DAMN yes -- the new bachelor's a cutie, and not as Ken-dollish as the last ones.
from daisy624 :
Dude, fuck whoever wrothe that about you! Obviously they don't know shit about you, and they obviously don't have the balls to take it offline. They can kiss your ass. Plus, if her boyfriend slept with you then obviously she's got some other bigger problems she needs to be addressing.
from desertwitch :
Just read Syncope's entry about stupid ho's fighting WOMEN over men. She said what I wanted to say for so long about the topic. Those chics should either learn how to fuck better OR just fucking get a life -- cuz it takes 2 to tango and nobody forced their man's dick into the "strange" <-- love EvilestOne's word ;)
from desertwitch :
You got yourself to thank for that britches thang -- I swear everytime I read something funny in your diary, it inspires me! Just had a picture of that ho growling at the thought of you getting some and her with her dried-out pussy in some big ass nerdy pants! Rock on, patty cake!
from desertwitch :
I see the bitches with no lovin' in their britches are out for blood again! DAMN! The ho that posted that shit probably is pissed cuz she can't pay ENOUGH to get her boyfriend to do HER! Maybe she's related to the ho who gave me an extra hundred at the bank -- AND shit YA -- my face cheeks are looking like baby's butt cheeks : )~
from asdotcom :
Probably we should open a line of communication that's a little more intimate than notes. :o) as@anonymoussuperhero.com
from asdotcom :
I'm not saying that I have some free time... just that I'll make some time for you. ;o)
from asdotcom :
Well, then I guess you need someone that might know a thing or two about html. <clears throat> You know... someone that could help you out and smack. You should look around for one of those people. -AS!
from party-on :
Of course, you can have all of the boys. They're all hot and flirty and fun. And young, which is how I like them! And I know you do too. You live in Georgia, right?
from asdotcom :
After much deliberation, I've taken the liberty of deciding for you that you need to sign up at imood.
from desertwitch :
Go for that burn, baby! Soon you'll be addicted to that adrenalin high, like yours truly!
from desertwitch :
Got to admit finding those items for less than 20 bucks beats a giant colon hands down! OOOOOO gotta go shopping myself soon or I'll explode!
from desertwitch :
It's no contest: do the giant colon! And munch on a sandwich as you go through that big pipe -- YA BABY -- that'll put the Dallas yupsters on notice that the queen P is in the house : D
from desertwitch :
My butt thanks you! : )~ And DAMN I want that giant colon to come to the PS museum! All we ever get over here is uppity-ass art, old-fart art, shit like that! I wanna crawl in and out of that thing that produces ACTUAL shit! Good times! WOW! Suddenly I'm getting too damned potty mouthed hee-hee -- sorry, been up writing a paper for the last 3 hours -- I'll go to bed now, 'night *blushes*
from crackheadred :
ahahaha @ the giant colon thing...we had that in DC a while ago...showed people crawlin around in it for the evening news...im like...wtf!?!
from desertwitch :
Now isn't that art! Ya baby! If ONLY I had a dick like that every morning -- now THAT would be an energy boost no breakfast cereal could ever match!
from brad-c :
The thing about Aussie guys is, we're more or less the same as guys in America or almost anywhere else. Ok maybe more laid back than guys from some other countries, but I guess that can come down to individual differences. Whatever. So anyway, just do whatever you normally do and I think you'll be fine! Just don't make too many cracks about Steve Irwin aka the crocodile hunter, or vegemite.. or throwing a steak on the barbie etc! That kinda stuff doesn't bother me, but trust me.. some Aussies guys get shitty when people make cracks about Aussies. That's about all I can think of to tell you. (Sorry I couldn't be more help!)
from desertwitch :
Your "proof that the beautiful people are not all so beautiful" is totally an Ally McBeal moment! You da bomb : )~
from desertwitch :
People arguing about systems shit?! Sounds like the "chat" sessions for my godawful class!!! LOL!!! Ug, now I must keep my promise and update -- waaaa!
from desertwitch :
You know what? Shit YA you ARE pretty funny! Lines like this are making my otherwise pretty fucking depressing day: "some lucky downtrodden member of the dallas underprivelidged will soon be wearing one of my old def leppard concert t's." ROCK ON BABYGIRL!
from desertwitch :
Just read your Bon Jovi review -- your Ritchie reference about dutch ovening Heather is fucking the shit!!! Made me hack up some wine baby! Thanks for helping me get out of my war funk, tho will be back cuz I'm really worried about the news of POWs -- GOD may this hell be over.
from shimmyshimmy :
Luckily, nobody expects you to move mountains everyday; hope you had a good, restful day.
from desertwitch :
Woooo YA!!! Don't think I have written so damned much in one sitting, not very lately at least. Got backed up like a brain sewere I guess! And shit ya, that vampire movie's only redeeming feature is Jon B!
from desertwitch :
Boo! ; )
from brad-c :
Haha.. I WISH that was the reason!
from daisy624 :
Oh! You are so cool. Thanks for the Bon Jovi review. I'm going to see them in April! I got awesome seats off of e-bay pretty close to face value, but anyways, now I know what I'm in for! Of course, I'm mostly in it for the Goo Goo Dolls, but this should still be fun. Oh, and I'l get cracking on my list soon so we can compare!
from shimmyshimmy :
Thanks for the note about the new layout, but, um I just changed it again... What can I say? I'm looking for something to suit my mood. I may still go back to the other, this one just felt right today. Thanks for reading, hon. I hope all is going well for you.
from brad-c :
Hey babe.. sorry about the not updating, but it's really not my fault! Stupid fucking diaryland won't let me update. Everytime I try it's all "sorry... you can't update.. hahahaha!". Ok not really like that, but um yeah.. that's why my diary's been untouched for so long. But don't worry, I fully intend to update just as soon as diaryland will FRIGGIN LET ME!!
from evilestone :
My soul came out as "You come from Dark Water. You are solitary and find peace in yourself, or maybe you're turmoiled but pull off peace."
from brad-c :
You're totally right. Food DOES make everything better. :)
from mikeygal :
Sorry to hear about the taxes SHIT!! I hate debt and money. Tell publisher's Clearinghouse to hurry up and give us our share so we can kidnapp hot men and take them to a deserted island and do with what we wish! Oh and QAF tonite was a semi disappointment no real action or movement in the story. Oh our first honorary kidnappe good ole' Brian himself. Now I know that one we would have to share and our boy band fetish would be divided as well you can have nick and i will have Justin. Hell Yeah I will have justin 6 ways from sunday. Yeah for Hot Boys. Love you Mikey
from ann-frank :
oh c'mon now dear pattymelt, Rick Springfield IS cheeseball, but it is okay to embrace your inner cheesball-edness, umm esque? ish? well I think you know what I mean - har!
from shimmyshimmy :
What a wonderful Friday! I was already in a good mood, and after I read your happy diary entry, I feel even better. Have a great weekend!
from shimmyshimmy :
I think everyone ought to carry bird seed; our feathered friends need the help =)
from calico7 :
thank you. can smile, laugh, fuck...i'l be alright.
from heidiann :
I saw Meet the Kids last night! That was hilarious. =) And I'd love to make you a layout! But I have to warn you, I'm not as skilled as some other layout makers out there. so it might take me a litttle bit longer. EMail me and let me know what you're interested in. rubberduckiest@yahoo.com Yay! SOmething to do with my time!! Woohoo!! xoxo
from shimmyshimmy :
Your diary makes me smile...and, today, it makes me crave a big deli sandwich. Yum! Have a super weekend!
from daisy624 :
No, I didn't get to touch his butt, some girls who had been camping out since 4am were blocking the way. But I think I did get a very good picture of his butt for you, have to wait and see how it develops. And as soon as dland lets me add an entry, you can read all about it!
from heidiann :
True I have no life but I didn't watch the WHOLE thing. I probably saw half of the episodes. Hmmm...possibly less. BUT I LOVE CRIS! And I am feeling better. =) And you're right, I am in serious need of sex. Dear god PLEASE let it happen this weekend. Please oh please oh please oh please!!
from brad-c :
Hehehe.. "repitwar". You rule.
from daisy624 :
Seth Green is a total cutie! I loved him as Oz. That episode where he left Willow still makes me all sniffly. I've never really paid much attention to Hal Sparks, but he's a cute kid. How do you feel about Keanu Reeves? Oh, and I'm going to see Nick tomorrow, I'll try to sneak some pics of his butt for you!
from evilestone :
When I get all the video editing stuff set up maybe I will burn you some porn on DVD.
from mikeygal :
Sorry you are having a bad day at work. Yeah I totally agree about the Hal Sparks! I too had a nasty dream about some good QAF lovin. You know Mine had to have the dynamic duo Gale Harold and Hal Sparks. In the episode last night they were so passionate with each other I wanted to be SSssqquueezed in the middle smack dab in the middle! Hey we could so tag team their asses. Ding Ding round 2!
from aura-chic :
yes girl.. i feel the same way about mr. matthew mcconneghey myself... for some reason he just does it for me.. LOL..
from evilestone :
Oh, and yes, I "get" the show. ; ) As I described it to S, it's the British version of Friends, just with sex.
from evilestone :
Find BBC America and watch Coupling on there Sunday nights. That's what I do. I actually managed to tape all of season one and two when they showed them in a marathon just before beginning season 3...
from desertwitch :
HEEEEY babydoll! Thanks for visiting! FINALLY ripped loose of my fear of not doing my shitty masters coursework and visited Dland again cuz let me tell you: LIFE FUCKING GROUNDS A GIRL IF SHE CAN'T VENT FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!! And you still rule, babe!
from sarafem :
Sara (Castellano) is back. Come see me.
from evilestone :
Now what makes you think that you're not worth braving a little weather for? Were you local to me and I had a chance to slip by for some fun you think a little frozen water would make a difference? Silly girl... : )
from daisy624 :
No honey, John Mayer is not 16, he pretty much just said that winning made him feel like he was 16. So, you're not a dirty old woman, unless you've been checking out Aaron Carter or one of those B2K brats.
from aura-chic :
nope John Mayer isn't 16.. he's somewhere in his mid twenties.. i can't tell you the exact age.. but he isn't 16.. and i'm sorry you're feeling bad.. it seems like everyone is getting sick about now.. i don't know about your particular area, but here it has something to do with the fact that the weather is going from 30 degrees one day to about 70 the next.. can't make up it's mind.. well I hope that you get better!!!! :)
from crackheadred :
nope...not mean to salespeople..or waiters n waitresses...cuz i used to be sorta in those lines of work...i worked a mechanic and if peoples cars were fucked up..i'd have to tell them..then they'd bitch and yell at me like it was MY fault they ran over a curb or somethin...and a long time ago when i was a bike messenger i had a side job delivering chinese food in DC...workin for tips...i found that the "lowly" people...governmet secretaries and such tipped the most..while the higher up CEO's and bosses hardly tipped at all...so yeah..i be nice to em..cuz i used to be em...
from crackheadred :
yeah man!! i remember those from when i was a kid...they were so cool lookin.hahahaha
from calico7 :
ebay handle: skimskim
from calico7 :
oooh bebe, according to the quiz i'm ready for the grotto! splash.
from aura-chic :
whoops.. didn't mean to post it twice... hahaha.. don't know what happened.
from aura-chic :
no problem!!!!!!! it sucks that people take advantage of you.. i have been there myself.. it always sucks.. i was a manager and everyone's "friend" bastards.. what they learned real fast was when i was managing, i didn't take crap... DAMN that KB.. no more hot sex for him... (well ok maybe that was drastic, just make it painful..LOL) hope your day gets better!!!
from lyssbobiss :
I'm so embarassed to admit this, but I cried during TRL because they had a live wedding on there. And apparently I was so full of estrogen I was literally leaking. Bah.
from desertwitch :
Baby baby baby! I feel your pain! My Valentine's Day in a nutshell: work work and mo work, hear my sis Angela wail over the phone in tears when sis Coco told her that the tax ho that promised to get her back a refund of 5 thou coulnd't fit her in this year, AND then dream wetly in my lonely lil bed that your good man evilestone was actually Vincent D'Onofrio in some weird diary artsy shit research for a movie and was writing secret nasty thoughts to your truly. SHIT -- ME NEEDS TO GET LAID IN AN EMERGENCY WAY! Later, and thanks for cracking me up again!
from asdotcom :
No... I went stag this V-Day. Like the good guy from an 80's teen movie.
from crackheadred :
if it makes u feel any better..im no doin anything special for valentines either...i havent updated cuz i didnt feel like typin...even tho i spent the whole night on IM's...go figure...lol
from desertwitch :
not to worry! I'll be writing something a little less halfassed soon -- soon as can GET my lazy ass to update LOL!!! Later babalicious!
from calico7 :
ah thin walls and uninvited intimacy. maybe next time he lifts weights you could tap on his door and say 'you know since you're up anyway and wanting to workout why don't you just come down and nail me in the ass instead.' then if he says 'no' you could just go back to your place and laugh and fart real loud.
from crackheadred :
LOL.. didnt mean to lay a guilt trip on YOU...it was for the hundreds of other survey takers who peeked and didnt say whassup...but it DID work..YAY! hahaha
from calico7 :
but if your name was roberta you could sport the nick 'bobbi' and just think of the connotations there! hurray to the freedom fighter. i think jt leroy has a poop entry, er deposit...
from asdotcom :
:oD You know you liked it. -AS!
from brad-c :
Thanx for your concern about my weiner. Lol. Don't worry, it's fine! But my gf's name is MANDY, not Brandi!
from calico7 :
holy shit, i'm a leo too. 'clearance the cross-eyed lion.' uh oh here comes another tag, er, nickname!
from calico7 :
clarence the cross-eyed lion! hell yeah. the trick is to hide that coveted item behind a bunch of the shit they have tons of so that no body else snags it and it's there when you tippie-toe back in at 2am. i can't tell you how many times i'm prowling 'the lot' and i hear people say 'awwwwww, they're all gone...i was here just two days ago and i should've grabbed one then.' ha! amateurs.
from calico7 :
mmm shaved is good.
from ms-m :
You are quite astute! Zora would bust a cap in his ass the moment she found out he's a fibber. And he'll go with the woman who puts out - which, is obviously Sara. Who da Ho? She da Ho!
from ms-m :
Ewwww! Melissa! Ewwwww! Zora is the least money grubbing of the lot. Sara is the biggest ho ever. I think he'll take the Bondage Princess. He is a twit after all.
from party-on :
Hey, thanks for the note. I really am just being dramatic today. But also, thanks for saying how much you like my diary. I have been reading yours too. And today I want someone to lick me too! Because I'm wearing my sexy denim skirt and tight black turtleneck and my hair is all sexy-secretary pulled up in a clip and I'm wearing furry platform flipflops. It's fun to dress up!
from asdotcom :
Pete's mom is awesome. She just wishes there were more guys in the company because we don't satisfy her. I try to explain to her that sometimes we have to work, but that doesn't do it for her. She says hi.
from reelthing :
hay why so grim keep smiling you have a giant heart don't let shit get you down luv ya babe !!!
from asdotcom :
I think /you/ are a totally hot, with-it chick.
from desertwitch :
OOO yeah -- thanks for the party girl update! Was wondering what kind of fun she was having these days *sigh* Wish I had her luck in the lay dept!
from desertwitch :
Awesome -- know how good it feels to get released from overwork -- to have the date all chalked up and in sight *sigh* am at the opposite end of that trajectory tho! Well, hope at least my first paycheck next Thurs is a good one -- having to hear yuppies next door talking their fakeass talk all day should earn me some hardship pay! LOL -- oh and you should have seen how round and skurrdy their eyes got when they asked me where I "trained" -- like they assumed I went to some ROP or vocational school or someshhit -- and I casually answered that I got my BA in Eng Lit from Cal State!!! WEEEE!!!! That was fun -- was all I can do not to bust out laughing and ask them if I'd popped their comfy balloons of elitism! FUCK -- some people are still stuck in a mind frame where anything past a hs or voced education means they're fucking superior to others -- AND that it's not right to have one of those trash-talking chics with an "edumactaion" HAHAHAHA -- fun part of this job IS freaking out yupsters! Later girl, and glad bigtime KB is doing better!
from aura-chic :
i absolutely love reading yer diary... you hold nothing back... i hope KB is doing ok, and i hope that you have a wonderful weekend. :)
from desertwitch :
Hey, sorry about KB's friend -- and hope he called you already. You made me laugh so hard with your entries about the losers who dared to order you & mikey to just perform for them -- ASSWIPES! Shit, losers. And have been to stooopid Studio 54 -- it is most def a fucking tourist trap that uses the memory of the real Studio 54 to suck in obnoxious dopey people who want to ogle at their own sorry asses -- UGGG -- HATE tourist traps! CUZ Palm Springs a one big nasty one! LOL! Anyway girl, was nice to finally catch up on my pattycake! Have been living like a workaholic nerd the last 3 days -- all study, all work, NO PLAY AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! And I don't get paid till Feb 6!!! No dancing and booty grabbin for me till then AAAAAAAAAHHH!! I am SO gonna shoot one of the yuppies at my new job if I don't get laid soon and they annoy me once more with their GODawful mannequin come alive banter!!!!
from aura-chic :
girl sorry to hear about "that time" but maybe it would be cool for him to "play" if ya know what i mean... it's fun in the shower... well ok so i won't go into detail or anything. and i didn't listen to mr. Bush either, i'd rather slit my wrists with a butter knife... ok toodles sweetie!!
from idiot-milk :
No, it's cool...I've pretty much accepted that I'm an idiot. I figure it's all part of my jackass charm. But I do appreciate the support.
from aura-chic :
see i got all excited to read more about yer trip..but alas, no more... i'm sorry work was crappy, but atleast you get to look at a hot man... that always makes my day better :)
from aura-chic :
yep, i know exactly what happens to muslim women...i had a turkish roommate once... i remember the night i had to rescue her ass from her husband beating her within an inch of her life because she was reading the bible...so she moved in with me after that... many times i had to call the cops, he kept showing up on my doorstep, and one night he pushed open the door and proceeded to beat my ass, didn't take me long to stop that... but still it was a scary experience... thanks for the encouragement on the job stuff, and yeah, i'm tryin my best to get my mom out of this.. i must go read more about your excursions in vegas!!! :)
from brad-c :
Man I'm sorry to hear about KB's friend. That's so terrible. I know how he feels. A good friend of mine killed himself last year. It's scary how common it is. All you can really do for KB is let him know you're there for him.
from brad-c :
Hey. Glad you had a good time in Vegas. I plan to go in a few years. You know, when I'm rich. Don't laugh, it'll happen.
from desertwitch :
YAY!!! You're doing the Vegas thang at last! Glad I dragged my tire ass and let myself get sucked in by that hypnotic D-land vortex! Am going back now and reading up on your City of Sin exploits! Ya baby!
from ms-m :
Isnt' Jason gorgeous! I love that man. I hope your Friday was as relaxing as mine!
from aura-chic :
thanks!!! i'm glad he is ok too....in fact i was so ecstatic after talking to him, i couldn't contain myself... i mean i know that waiting rooms are dismal places, but i walked back in there with an ear to ear grin... we all did actually.... thanks for your note!!! i also hope to hear more about yer trip soon!!!
from aura-chic :
glad yer back, can't wait to hear all about it!!! hope it was all you thought it would be!! :)
from jenne1017 :
check out http://diaryland.meetup.com/ and us NoVA Diarylanders can all meet up somewhere! Pass it along to anyone you know as well!
from calico7 :
chilly-bangin' a 40 in the car! i love it.
from a-splinter :
Man, everyone keeps saying how much they love huge boobies. But you know what? I've never heard a huge boobied woman ever say she likes her breasts. Nope. Never... Thanks for adding me to your favourites, chica. Much appreciated.
from brad-c :
Man I love how you're so descriptive! Makes for very interesting reading! :) Have fun in Vegas. Can't wait to read all about it when you get back.
from aura-chic :
haha...damn shyness sucks...alcohol didn't loosen em up? maybe they didn't have enough!! if i was in a room where people were gettin freaky, ya damn right i'd be in on it!!! haha... i'd tell ya to have fun but i think you got that covered!!!
from aura-chic :
THEY DIDN'T JOIN IN??? that is just crazy!! there's nothing like some group action! ;)
from aura-chic :
you know i have had the same thoughts about the bachelorette..wanting to try them all out...see which ones i wanna keep. now that would be a great show!!!! enjoy your vacation girl!!!!
from calico7 :
i missed it somehow princess, pretty please send it again??? xxx
from calico7 :
yummy rock baby girl; feel free to lick richie for me. never got the pic!!!
from aura-chic :
girl i know..... if i happened to see some grade A on my doorstep.... i don't think i could refuse either!!! haha
from aura-chic :
haha....yeah i know what you're saying...all that dead weight man.... i need to stop giving free rides...well except for those really hot no body fat having men....haha.. and really nothing goin on tonight?? are you sure you won't have any late night playthings??? sorry!! and yes unfortunetly i have a whole lifetime of this ahead of me!!! argh!! :) have a great day sweetie!!!! :)
from calico7 :
hey, where are ~my~ naked pix sugar-doll???
from aura-chic :
haha.... I love men that come over to "play" late at night...and yes it is better when they have "no body fat" and I think that going to work to find some hot naked guy in my chair would definitely give me an incentive to work. at least on him!! well thanks for visiting, and adding me to your list!!
from desertwitch :
Ya baby!!! Lady P, you always have a way to bring a shit-eater smile to my tired face! And you know, the all-over-you man cootie theory just may be true -- for you it must be working for sure, but I have also noticed, come to think of it, that when I'm hooking up regularly with one guy, other guys tend to lock eyes with me more and hit on me more in general. Hmmmmm...JUST HOPE THEY AIN'T EGGPLANT MEN THOUGH!!! LOL!!! : )~
from ms-m :
I know! It's amazing how some people make it past the interview process. They're the same people that piss and moan all day long about how busy they are - busy complaining that is.
from desertwitch :
GIRL I SO need a TSB over here NOW! How in the great friggin world did you end up with such fine AND servicable studlies as neighbors?! Sure could use some over here *sigh*
from ms-m :
I hope you're paid by the hour! If not, it sounds like your boss needs a stapler up the ass. It can be done. I know people. ~sniffs~
from ms-m :
By leave early, I mean 4:30. That's still an 8 hour - work through lunch day. Those bastards! Oh to be Managament and make other people's lives a living hell!! I can't wait really. I swear I hug my TV everyday for all of the joy it brings me.
from ms-m :
I started watching the first season of 24 this weekend - damn good so far! I hear your pain on arriving at work early, but at least I (we?) get to leave early if I want/can/am able to.
from desertwitch :
P.S. -- and yup, I'd pick Fred, too! More bounce to the ounce! : )~~
from desertwitch :
*sigh* When in Vegas update please -- so this poor desert chic can have some vicarious fun at least!!! Hope I can join you guys in May -- at least I have a job again *sigh* -- and like Ru Paul said: GIRL, ya betta work it!
from crackheadred :
have fun out in vegas...had a co-worker go on vacation out there this summer..but all he ended up doing was fixin his family's hous up...hope YER vacation is better than his...lol
from evilestone :
Head east, I'll put a dick, and tongue, and maybe even take you over to visit the couple I mentioned early on in the diary and you can have 3 tongues and 2 dicks to play with. ; )
from ms-m :
Calvin makes me smile too. Happy Friday!
from desertwitch :
Hey Pattylicious! Thanks for making my day -- for my bubble butt that is! And bet yours is not half as bad as you say -- cuz you get that kind of fine action! Guys like that know good booty!
from ladeeleroy :
You're all sweet and filled with compliments. Like a really good jelly donut that doesn't have jelly in it but things like, "You're Nice and Smell Good!" on the inside. I would eat that type of jelly donut.
from calico7 :
mmmMMMMMmmmm, hell yes, 'n' maybe a fried peanut butter and banana sandwhich. (white bread, with crusts off, smooth peanut butter, mashed banana - melt oleo, grill, serve with ice-cold milk) a feast fit for a , well you know!
from fantabulouss :
Hey Patty.. thanx for the tips. I think they'll really help! You know what? I think I could learn a lot from you!
from ms-m :
And those close-ups of Joe aren't to special either! What about when he slipped off the saddle and banged his chin?! Bwahahahaha.
from ninabean :
funny you should mention my layout cuz quite frankly I adore it, but i already want a change.... something a little livelier, brighter... it only suits a 'part' of me... the artsy fartsy side of me wants colors and cuteness and awe inspiring.... the problem is that none of my personalities can agree on one layout... dammit ;)
from desertwitch :
mmmMMM!! And still enjoying that pic of Pretty Boy! But FUCK I'm pissed my broke ass can't join you in Vegas!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!! My life sucks ass!!! AND my fucking job at that school office is MAYBE off -- some shit about some bitch already working for them not being able to transfer to some other office due to budget cuts and now them needing to give her MY position. Still went to take the TB test for the fucking job today, though, in case it's still on -- another fucking $15 after the $68 bucks for e-fingerprinting. AND those assholes are don't have to reimburse me because even though I've technically been hired, I haven't worked a day for them or signed the W4 so they aren't legally obliged. FUCKSHITFUCKSHITFUCKSHIT!!!! So spent two hours on the chat archive for my online AIU masters course last night, ug. So had to turn off the Yahoo IM *sigh* can't wait to talk your booty off soon! Take care, babygirl! ; )
from crackheadred :
hahaha...im such a retard..i totally forgot about leavin u a note...cuz i didnt se a guestbook thing on yer page...but yeah, i gotta find out who did that...gotta get em back or somethin...hahaha
from ms-m :
I did not know that Alkaseltzer made cough medicine stuff! I must check into that. Merci buckets!
from brad-c :
A shitload of dead skin you say? How very unpleasant. Thanks Dr. Patty.. now I don't know whether to look forward to my cast coming off, or to dread it!
from calico7 :
precious who *are* these fucksticks you work with? sounds like you run the place all by your own sweet self. point that finger and tell those idiots to get busy. xxx
from desertwitch :
Unfortunately, yup, Vegas is not possible right now, what with the job just starting next week and being broker than a bad joke - haha - blah! But GOD do I intend to make up for that!!! At least get out to downtown PS or P Desert, grit my teeth and put up with the yuppie dregs and maybe have as much fun as I did Halloween 02! Hell ya!
from ann-frank :
oddly enough, with as much PBS as I watch, I have never seen coupling - but happy new year pattymelt!
from desertwitch :
HAHAHA!!! You're hella right about JC's piece o' shit -- hell YEAH he should fire whoever put him up to it! And you GO you drummer girl you!
from desertwitch :
Wow! So you spend a quiet NY's Eve too! And have you seen "Sex, Lies, and Videotape" -- it's another indie film with Andie McDowell that hit big years ago! Andie McD's character also get screwed over -- by her sister no less!
from desertwitch :
Aw, you're a sweetie! Missed you bigtime too! Just came out of my week-long psyching up to brace for my looming fulltime job and online coursework. I think I WILL go slowly crazy, girl! I'll go read you up now and see if you had a kicking New Year's!
from brad-c :
Hey Patty.. Just wanted to say happy new year babe!
from fantabulouss :
Happy New Year!! Here's hoping we all get what we want this year. You know what? You're totally right about the JC thing. Totally. That song sucks.
from heidiann :
Happy New Year!!!
from ninabean :
greetings from the bean! Happy New Year babe!!!
from desertwitch :
Hope you had a happy xmas, babe! WEEEE -- FINALLY bitched Verizon into fixing my initially f'd-up connection and have DSL -- so will be updating soon. Right now though, got too much adrenalin still flowing from my 3-hour Verizon haranguing, so am going jogging (read: manwatching) on the Palm Springs golf courses! Bye!
from evilestone :
Happy Holidays of your choice...
from calico7 :
whatever brings joy and a sense of peace to you for the holiday! my family just happens to be a life-threatening entity so i keep a safe distance...a far, far happier time is insured. cheers!
from calico7 :
"coming" over..."getting off" work, tee-hee. yes bebe by all means get a pedicure; those toes may end up any number of sensitive places - wouldn't want to snag!
from lyssbobiss :
mmmm...I am 12 different shades of jealous right now. Getcha some!
from desertwitch :
Thanks! Did lots of housecleaning today to make mama happy and she was : ) Oo -- and did you read brad-c? His doc told Mandy him not to have sex "till further notice"!!! I think that doc is just pissed cuz he's not getting any and sees this young cute couple that do!
from daisy624 :
There is nothing better than finding a person who can appreciate the hotness of both Rob Thomas AND Nick Carter. You rock so hard my friend.
from heidiann :
Yay!! Neil appreciation! =) Michael Damian? Uh huh..."hey kids rock and roll...say rock on!" Yep, had the tape and a raging crush. =)

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