messages to chickpea981:
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from pantypulldwn :
hey what's up holla at a girl. i got some pretty high security questions to ask you, you know that for a while i've been under wraps but i have some security breach questions for you. it's not about you it's about another diaryland member ... i dunno..something is a little fishy here,
from a-lexicon :
hey, long time no talk...thanks for the kind message, whenever you sent it! anyway, i'm probably gonna be writing again here, so if you were ever interested, good times. I'm looking forward to catching up to your diary...yow. =) Alex
from liquid-mojo :
I've actually considered that. I may pursue an online dating service option and dateing in general after I finish school. For now I'm more or less in passive search mode in regards to dating. It kinda sucks, but I guess it's better that way, much more free time to focus on finishing.
from damonjones :
I like your drawer that you can actually find a specific sex assessory. I especially like your handcuffs. I bet you restrained a few guys with them ;)
from liquid-mojo :
well since you have seen me naked, you are indeed entitled to your unbridled opinion of me. although i don't plan to make any major moves until i actually graduate, I'm not blowing my whole wad on useless stuff. I do have something extra saved aside for when I need it and aside from a really huge student loan and a few consolidated credit cards, I don't have any major debt. but yeah, getting out of the house is definitely one of my major goals in the near future. When I can afford to buy useless stuff it's because I haven't gone out for a month straight because I've been hitting the books so don't worry, I'm not diggging myself into a hole. But seriously, thank you for your honest opinion, because I probably should actually get out of the house before I'm 40 and I should be kicking my own ass for not doing so...
from dukkha-tanha :
Goddammit you write a lot in two months. I'm gonna be up all damn night catching up! =)
from fireflyez76 :
I'm changing your name to SweetPea! First you saved my (stupidly dyed) hair, then you brilliantly figure what is wrong with my notes link! I'm always in your debt =)
from liquid-mojo :
yeah, girl scout cookies are definitely an optional buy when you are down on funds. actually $4 a box is a crazy amount for any box of cookies.
from iamafatgirl :
I hate that you're sick and had surgery! I hope you feel all better now! Much love!!!
from reanimations :
TO ALL MS PEA FANS: Pea is currently in the hospital and having surgery tomorrow (friday). She'll be 'out of commission' as she said to me tonight over the phone for several days. Please show some love so when she finally gets back to update she'll know she's been missed and loved and that she'll be all right!!! - from her wife. (and dear if you had've had your option to add an entry to your diary still up i woulda made one!)
from planet-maxx :
Damn - wish you were in the UK. I'm currently on the lookout for a mistress with the same attitude to sex as you. hows about throwing me a pw for when you decide to lock up again, as I'm planning on coming back.
from reanimations :
dear banished husband, your notes take fucking forever to load. would you mind yet again hosting my images for me s'il vous plait? apparently a year has gone by since you bought them for me for a present and i think i'm down to 2 days time. thank you dahling! love you, your wife :)
from second-love :
**WHEW** hot hot hot
from smedindy :
You MUST root for the Colts. I know you will!
from liquid-mojo :
my facial hair is growing back as we speak, but yeah, I'm really hesitant to shave my head off so I'll probably keep it as-is. maybe in the future if my hairline starts receeding. =p
from applerobot :
luckily my problem with my behind seems to have gone away now. Hoorah! I'm glad your still writing in your diary. xx
from catpewk :
No, my buddy from Texas just moved up there some years back. Now she's running for Senate.
from journalman :
Best of luck on getting yourself laid. Wish me the same as well!
from liquid-mojo :
Haha yeah, I don't think it's getting all the names in the US obviously. Your first name is fairly common at least in the Israli/Jewish communities.
from smedindy :
Hey, I think earlier I predicted a big win by the Colts, but I felt sorry for you because of the way the Redskins played in the second half. Yeesh. You have to put up with THAT?? Ick.
from pocket-pool :
If Miss Pea is "Spooky" this month, what will she be next month? "Saucy"? ;-)
from neangel :
i'm sure it'll be something they can take of easily again. just another leep or cryo. i'll keep my fingers crossed and keep ya in my thoughts
from dukkha-tanha :
WTF no comments? Ok. I'm curious about the testicle dangl-age myself. My 15 y/o says no. But his are young. I'm not asking the man. That would involve speaking to him, and I'm all set. Too bad, his are kinda big and he'd be the one to ask. LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Fuck him. I mean, you can if you want. Fine by me. He's kinda good, too. You'd like him. And somehow I think, you still won't go for it. *sigh*. Which is fine. I guess. I'll just have another beer and go to bed. =)
from second-love :
LOL you are too funny
from val922 :
Thanks for the nod on my layout. It's so me full of magic and mystery beneath La Bella Luna. I can totally see you in that bunny costume - it's very saucy like you. Love D&B they have Philly Steak N' Cheese Subs to die for. Good Luck with the Apartment.
from applerobot :
thanks for the comments :) I hope that things work out too! "A hobbit with a keg" - awesome (or not). xx
from abittergirl :
oh! and congrats on the apartment!
from abittergirl :
Yeah, I have set my Myspace to private now, which I hate that I have to do, but this is the 2nd person who has looked me up from my blog on Myspace...how does one take the time to do that? They literally have to be searching through every 30 year old girl in Los Angeles....fucking creeps.
from liquid-mojo :
It's not like I'm purposely trying to look for younger women now. But yeah the long distance and the youth probably wouldn't have been a good call for me...
from amb1valent-k :
Oi! We're not all that stupid...are we?
from imadad2 :
Thanks for the suggestion. I did read this morning that aluminum tape is better because the duct tape dries and falls off. I plan on getting some either tonight or first thing Saturday morning.
from catpewk :
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from sexycreature :
Oh shit, I've been in so much goddamned fucking therapy, I've been going twice a week for a year and a half, precisely to prevent another affair. I'm going to go to therapy at 9 am tomorrow morning, and maybe I'll fire her then, and quit wasting my time and money. Whew, that was a vent! Thanks for the note. I am thinking about changing to a cognitive behavorist therapist for short term concentrated behavior change, instead of this constant, insane desperation to figure it all out so I can get my act together! And through my school it's $20 copay, I believe, same as what I'm paying now. Still pretty cheap!
from samuelp :
Now I'm amazed that it works. You have to understand that I'm completely virginal when it comes to this sort of communication. I simply thought this might be a good way to encourage myself to write crap, and here I am in the middle of the night talking to a scary girl in DC. Scary is good, by the way. Suddenly I'm feeling all self-conscious, are we supposed to email?
from samuelp :
I just joined this thing by accident and you were the first person I read. Now I keep coming back to you as it's getting later and I'm probably becoming mildy delerious. I had no idea what this site was about, so I started out a bit serious, nothing new there. Then you opened my eyes more than somewhat; I'd like to think I could lend a hug or two, although I have to admit you also scare the shit out of me. Sorry about your week.
from second-love :
Thanks for suggestion on the AC...ill pass it along to the hubster to check out the filter! ;)
from pipersplace :
New picture? You must still be having naughty thoughts. You're a very bad girl.
from sexycreature :
I had gotten my makeup done at MAC, and asked for something kind of goth, or Dita von Teese style, kind of retro. And then I got goofy with the camera, and I think the harsh colors did it, you're right. Yeah, maybe I could look into some more girly makeup. But I kind of feel that I actually don't look all sweet and girly, so maybe it would be unflattering to wear girly makeup??? Argh.
from lildebkitty :
You know I can't read you at work and that sucks, for some reason you are considered a porn site! GO FIGURE! You naughty girl you!
from x-plicity :
I'm sending good thoughts and prayers your way, hon. *hugs*
from moaningboi :
hey baby wassup!? im nu to this and im out to meet open minded peops around here. drop me a line! kisses
from whystinger :
Keep me posted if you can,b ut I 'll be gone for a week and I can't type much toninge. My thoughts and prayers are for you.
from reanimations :
awwww i love you! thanks wifey!
from thehoneypot :
i think i read you a few times.. a long time .. through a link in someone else that had you .. nice pics.. yeah, i looked at them all .. you do look like a sweetie .. for sure .. well back to this entry i just read .. its not the size of a tool .its how you use it .. you seem so together now ,, then when i use to read you .. thanks to krugerpak .. i found you again
from pipersplace :
I'm absolutely flattered by the comment, honey. Really. You're the best.
from second-love :
Men suck
from liquid-mojo :
ooh, an enticing offer... I do have a cruise planned this summer, which will pretty much kill what I have saved up and put me deeper in the hole, but the next time i'm in the DC area I'll definitely let you know about it. :)
from pocket-pool :
>smooch!<
from lildebkitty :
Well I am back and have finally caught up on all i missed, you have been busy girl!!! I see I was edited off your fav list :(!
from lildebkitty :
Well I am back and have finally caught up on all i missed, you have been busy girl!!! I see I was edited off your fav list :(!
from pipersplace :
Oh my. What wonderful pics. I really like the stockings. Very hot, missy!
from sexycreature :
Yay, that would be great!
from x-plicity :
How about coming to a very mild summer place like Wisconsin?? Margaritas and sunning during the day, Drinking until we're stupid during the night!!
from sensualistic :
I MISS MY WIFE!!! Let's set a time on the weekend? Saturday afternoon/night? Sunday morning/afternoon? I work 9-5 & 2-10 this weekend. Pick a time! I don't care if it's 4am Saturday and you're totally drunk! Actually, that'd be funny. Maybe I'll get drunk too and we'll me IMorons hehehe. I MISS YOU!!! ;-)
from cobainschick :
WOW! Your diary is sooooo hot! Cxx
from pipersplace :
Oh! My! God! You 'da Girl!
from tiragem :
haha. Now look here, chick. I'm still recovering from an 8 year war with acne - not only have I met (and had to fight off) every chronic zit-picker, I practically am one. I never missed an episode of Saved by the Bell when it was a hit, and I still catch a few syndicated episodes when I got the time. For the past few months, I've been thinking that I should by at least one pair of panties for every day of the week, but have not done so as a result of the deep-rooted miser in me. Everybody has a love/hate relationship with the phone, and pees in the shower. I do both! Okay... now needing to have the same number of pieces of candy on each side of your mouth... that's fucking weird. Kinda. But otherwise, you're either very, very normal (albeit sex crazed), or I am very, very weird... and celibate... I think there's a lesson here. If you stop having sex, you'll turn into a weirdo. Either that, or never eat vegetables at my house.
from tiragem :
Only *after* posting my 6 quirks did I decide to check out everyone else's weird habits... I was hoping that at least you'd be freaky! But everyone has blistering normal weird habits (obssessive compulsive at best!)... I feel so exposed...
from nymphobfg :
tag! details in my diary
from liquid-mojo :
Yeah, that's what I was kind of thinking. Happy belated btw.
from pipersplace :
Happy belated Birthday, sexy thang! Hope your was as wonderful as you are. Kisses
from sensualistic :
i tagged you, check out my entry
from x-plicity :
Happy Belated, Sweetie!!!!! *hug* X
from foolosophy :
ooh happy birthdaaaaaaay! *hugs* :)
from hlupak :
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!
from x-plicity :
It's so good to see you coming out of this funk you've been in. *hugs* X
from male-slut :
hey girl... what a blast from the past huh? nearly three years ago.... and we STILL have not met! i finally did some updating and you might enjoy some of the stories.... i did SOME reading in yours and it seems we DO DO DO need to meet up for a drink sometime SOON!!!
from x-plicity :
Be careful with those chat rooms. There are some real sickos in there. *hugs* X
from whystinger :
And yes, you are right. All I need to do is call the hospital and say the magic words: "she is talking about suicide and I am worried that she may hurt herself or me" and she gets about a three day stay. I know it was her trying to manipulate the sitch and didn't want to cry wolf at this time. I will save that for when I need it or when it is more of a real possiblility.
from whystinger :
Aren;t Mom's wonderful when it comes to grey hairs on their children's head? Mine has been pointing out my grey since about the same time. I don't think I would dwell on it, you have AWESOMELY PRETTY HAIR. If it bothers you, do what 98% of the women out there do, dye it. In fact, AMI had a pure grey streak in her LONG hair at about the same age. I found it pretty cool, then she dyed it with Henna.
from sexycreature :
Hi, thanks for the note. I'm glad you're not offended. It's so hard to know what's really going on from a diary, so I usually try to keep my comments to myself, but it's hard to after reading someone for so long!
from pipersplace :
Any job openings at your work. I might send a resume.
from only-me79 :
hi, I'm new here at DL I randomly came across your diary and added you I hope thats ok :)
from preshusthorn :
I don't leave you messages often; this may even be the first (despite reading you like a bible for years.) However, your "standards" bit made me think of this shirt sold at my former employer: "I won't lower my standards to raise your's." Thinking of you, -L
from pattymelt :
thanks.
from sensualistic :
of course you are!!!
from pipersplace :
Congrats and Happy 3rd. Good to see you got your groove back. Luv Ya!
from x-plicity :
It's time that you moved on. Stone was a good friend to you but you are right! You need someone to love. He's out there somewhere. *hugs* X
from chakra-chick :
Hi there Miss Chickpea, I’m so terribly sorry that ending things with Stone left you so upset. I feel you sweetie-unrequited love is a bitch, aint it? I could tell you all the clichés in the book- ‘There are many fish in the sea’, ‘You’re better off without him’, ‘He doesn’t deserve you’…blah blah blah… Trust me-I have heard all of that and more concerning my similar situation with Mr. C. It doesn’t make the hurt and disappointment diminish… I wish I could say something to make you feel better, but I am going through the same thing right now, so I can’t be much help. As soon as I find a way to ‘get over’ the fact that the person I am so crazy about chose to reject me and marry someone he only knew for a month---via e-mail and the phone; I will let you know how that feat was accomplished. Right now, all I can say is that I understand completely what you are going through and all I can offer you is my friendship and both my shoulders to cry on. If all else fails-perhaps I will take a friend of mines’ advice; ‘The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else!’ Hope that you feel better soon love…
from tiragem :
I agree with you on the anal thing. To an extent anyway. My few experiences with backdoor packing have left me with an arse-is-exit-only philosophy. Still, I was left wondering about that comment that women do not have any pleasure zones back there... I don't know... I remember feeling pleasure back there during the slower, more lubricated butt-fucks - just not enough to merit a 2 day fear of the toilet and any brand of baked beans. But to every person - to each his/her own - and with the amount and variety of porn I've seen, I respect eveyone for what they do or despise. And about Stone... well, I'm not worried about you. I'm pretty sure you know how to take care of yourself. Okay. I've rambled enough.. time to study.
from liquid-mojo :
Yeah, the Mandarin Chicken salad from Wendy's is awesome, probably the best fast food salad ever. Too bad the closed the one by my work down. Those fuckers. =p
from pipersplace :
I'm not really into porn but I'd pay good money to see a Chickpea/Stone production. It's always red hot!
from misselyssa :
Just letting you know that "batalicious" is no more. I'll let you know somehow what happens in the future. Please don't leave notes in that diary or send emails to my old email address. Cheers x
from smedindy :
Thanks for the add - and I read some of your back entries and umm...well...ah...whew...heh!
from x-plicity :
cuddles are good.
from fireflyez76 :
So you likes the cleavage hmm? (re:flickr) LOL You know as well as I do sometimes all a woman needs is the right bra to bring out the best of her girlies ;)
from sensualistic :
I love you too Wifey!!! Wish I had more time :(
from kittiefan17 :
George Duran...he's cute. But I think Dave Lieberman is sexy!=)
from whystinger :
A wink and a hug for you Baby Doll!
from catpewk :
It only takes one because that is the nature of Mankind. When the rest of the male gender is being an asshole, it only takes one to stand up and Represent, which we can do because you Have Faith in us. And we want you to have faith in us, because although a lot of the time we are assholes, we don't mean to be. We still search for the highest good. It only takes one of us on a dark night to protect you from The Hooded Claw. It only takes one of us to come and Save the Day. It only takes one of us, when something alien and evil is about to take over our planet, to pick up a stump of wood and say "When you're ready, gentlemen". Yes we're assholes a lot of the time, but there is enough good in some of us to counterbalance the BS the rest of us put you through. And right now, it's Stone's turn...
from herdarlinsin :
Damn library internet providers have your journal blocked.. wtf??. Guess the only way I'll be able to catch up on how you're doing is when I get my own pc..bummer. Hope all is well for you
from x-plicity :
You tell him!!!!!
from pipersplace :
Retail therapy is just what most therapists prescribe for these situations. Remember, it's not spending money, it's medicinal. Go out and go crazy and treat yourself. Love ya!
from x-plicity :
*hugs*
from catpewk :
Go on and masturbate. Don't worry about what images pop into your head, just git 'er done :>
from neangel :
it's such a confusing thing HPV I didn't understand what the fuck I had until years later - doctor's never know how to explain it right. I've only had to have one leep procedure and that was back in 2000 when I first found out that I had it. I get regular paps and I've always come back normal. if you have any questions ever just let me know! xoxo
from x-plicity :
*hugs* Love you, hon.
from hibiscus101 :
yay! cause im definitly good at goofy dances *breaks out into running man while flailing arms about* :)
from x-plicity :
Some advice on the cryosurgery, when you have it. Take some hard core pain meds BEFORE the surgery. It'll relax you a bit and help through the pain of it during and after. After the cryo, try a heating pad on your tummy, like you would for cramps. It helps to alleviate the pain a bit. Oh and use a big honk'n pad because you will leak a BUNCH. Any questions, give me a holler. *hugs* X
from liquid-mojo :
We know each other from outside of d-land and even from offline so the usual the notes and such although appreciated are not totally necessary. And yes, I did get a rise out of that little dream of yours. ;)
from pipersplace :
So sorry, Sweetie. That really stinks.
from spring-da1sy :
I was so sure your news wasn't going to be so bad. I'm sorry, Hon. Is there anything I can do?
from cleanstart :
Hi, I stumbled upon your diary, read a little and added you. I hope you don't mind. Very intersting...
from pipersplace :
Wow! I mean, wow!
from sixelasauce :
I found buck angel pics when he/she was a chick..um is a chick..you know what I am talking about..you were right about the eyes..why are we obsessed about this weirdo??? because we can..that's why..here da link. http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/buck_angel/before_there_was_a_buck_there_was_an_angel_20060312.php uh you know that shit ain't safe for the workies...love ya!
from whystinger :
I am glad things with your Dad are starting to turn. I know he cares but I think he sometimes has a hard way of showing it. I am glad that you went in and got checked. I a sure it is nothing to worry about, but remember, early detection with most ailments cause the easier cures... be strong, I will include you in my prayers.
from pipersplace :
Honey, I love them both but the cup size. You're a bit out of my league.
from spring-da1sy :
I'm sure you're going to be fine. Hugs
from grovermatic :
Two words for this post: "Fuck yeah!" The man who finally lands you will be the second luckiest man on the face of the Earth. (the first being me, of course, having found my Dark Haired Girl) :-)
from sensualistic :
we all love your ego :D
from panty-lust :
hi - new to diaryland. i like your diary :) i'll be reading more often. x
from batalicious :
I know how much this sucks and how scary it can be. Think positive, Ms Pea. I am sending hugs and happy thoughts and prayers your way :)
from spring-da1sy :
When I was much younger and crappy things happened, I used to imagine the worst-case scenario and work through it in my mind. Somehow I felt better afterward. I wish I could bring you comfort, but I don't think you're going there...hugs & prayers are yours.
from whystinger :
Whoa, head over heel!!!! Sorry about the boss thing and the happy hour... Does sound a bit challenging...
from hello-pussy :
loved the template. Wheres it from? Also, enjoyed reading...mind if I keep checkin in?
from whystinger :
Oh and by the way, I am HAPPY FOR YOU. You deserve to be happy, so don't sweat it, just ENJOY IT!!!!!
from whystinger :
Every night the johari window server is overloaded. I will try tomorrow at work...
from jigpit :
Hey, thanks for the note, Miss Pea! I'm surprised (and maybe a little disturbed) that you read that much of my diary. :D As for the low quantity of notes, well my diary isn't advertised, nor do I have sexy pictures (or any kind of pictures). I expect that without advertising, not many people know about my diary. And that's cool. Every note I have is from people who've taken the time to do a little exploring outside of banner-world. It makes the notes all the more special! Cheers, luv!
from whystinger :
I tried to do you johari window, but it was busy. give me a few days to do it, will ya?
from pipersplace :
You're very welcome, honey. Well deserved too.
from whystinger :
Happy V. Day Chickie!!!!
from x-plicity :
Happy V-day! *heart* X
from sixelasauce :
I wrote about how I kicked you scrawny little ass!!! I put in pics too...ha ha too funny..love ya!
from spring-da1sy :
It sounds like you're having a great time. God knows you needed it!
from spring-da1sy :
I want to hear those stories! Oh, and if I don't get to leave another note before you leave, have a great time.
from jigpit :
Thanks oodles, Miss Pea! It's always nice to hear. Now you just need to beat some sense into my harem of friend-girls! Muchas gracias, and you'd better come back from Sin City with some wild adventure stories!
from lildebkitty :
finally I have caught up with you.... I think everyone pees in the shower Just most won't admit it!
from mrgrey :
FOUL!!! You must name names, you can't tag anyone who reads. That's a 5 yard penalty AND a loss of down.
from dukkha-tanha :
Oh your OCD iceberg must be a biggie. And the shower thing? You could probably eat in there, too, and wash your veggies like Kramer did (that'll be so fun with the pee thing). Then you'll be saving time. =)
from sensualistic :
I got you beat by two feets!
from sixelasauce :
I am soooo excited to see my baby pea pants..invisible pea..super pea.! I ... can ... not ... wait!!
from sensualistic :
THANK YOU!!!
from catpewk :
Vegas hints & Tips: 1) Anyone giving away free tickets ISN'T. They want you to buy some damn time share and will ask you for money. 2) Collect as many hooker cards as possible. You can't redeem them for cash, but you can scan them so we can all have a laugh. If you don't know what Hooker cards are, go for a walk down the strip... 3) Best Free Event: Sirens of TI - at the Treasure Island hotel. 4) Second Best Free Event : The M&M Thing 5) You are a Geek. Resistance is Futile. You will go to the Hilton and do the Star Trek experience. 6) While you're there, get your picture taken with a Klingon or Ferengi at Quark's 7) Table games are financially better than slots 8) Slots are more tempting 9) The Tit Strip is parallel and to the west of the main drag. 10) The tram is fun if you're drunk. 11) Only go to ONE Parrot show. That's all I can think of - have fun :>
from sensualistic :
I got Donald Sutherland and Sean Connery! ugh.
from pirategirl :
Dude. The first one it gave me was Rick James.
from goingloopy :
Don't feel that bad. I only listed the ones that I felt like listing....and left off the fact that one of my latter matches (albeit with a nasty horrid picture) was George H.W. Bush.
from whystinger :
I've already taken the cards away and have locked them up. I won't let her use them until SHE pays the balance down. I will no longer pay them down for her, as I did so seven years ago. I did learn that lesson quick... Thanks for the note. It is always good to hear from you...
from djc360 :
haha, it's alright. it didn't cause me too much existential angst :D
from mrgrey :
Thanks for the words of encouragement. I think my aunt is planning to sueonce they get her out of the hospital.
from dukkha-tanha :
You're awesome. And? I totally just sent that in to the HLN. I'll send you the copy it gets published in! =)
from dukkha-tanha :
No, they weren't defending me. Evidently, after all the shit i had to deal with their kids, never mind having their kid over my house every stinking weeknd, I am an asshole.
from dukkha-tanha :
Feel better. =)
from whystinger :
I think your bro is right about you and who you date...
from sixelasauce :
Oh how the time is flying by!!! soon you shall be here and much merriment will occur...ah...we loves da pea..long live da pea!
from x-plicity :
I feel so naughty reading your diary at work! *giggle* Stone doesn't deserve you, actually no man deserves you. If a guy wants to be with you, he better treat you like you are the crown jewels. That's just the way it has to be. Don't worry, Love. You'll find him. *hugs* X
from thegoodbiboy :
The older you get, or the older you date, the better chance of their being an ex and kids. Although 25 is far from old. To many things against him, I'd move on. Maybe a friend or something.
from imwideawake :
i came across your diary from jackie's page. i am new to DL and have one friend. trying to make more. your diary rules. and i totally feel you on the email affair. i managed to have a text message affair with my married ex friend. hahaha.
from thegoodbiboy :
I see guys like that sometimes on Friday night, after happy hour. The happy hour is the working people, but about 9 or so, the club kids show up. Oh, how we laugh. The sad part is all these young, hot girls seem to enjoy morons like those guys. Makes me sick. Last month, there was a couple of guys like that at the bar and one in particular had sunglasses on. Well, he wasn't wearing them, but they were on his head. In December. At night. How lame. How Lawnguyland.
from kryptonite13 :
All I can say is New Jersey...especially near NY, Jersey Shore and Long Island. Ive been up there...the dudes are too serious about their hair...all mini-Gotti kids...*Blech*
from secretsof :
oh i love a good bitching sesh. those 'club it up' boys look awful. i wouldn't look twice at a single one. horrendous!!
from grovermatic :
In that first photo... I just want to skewer little things like marshmallows and cocktail weenies on the points of their hair.
from batalicious :
i'm backwards - i have to sleep without panties. also, have been meaning to mention for a while that taking a magnesium and a potassium supplement (but i think it's the magnesium that helps) whilst menstruating has eliminated bad period cramps for me. once upon a time i'd be doubled up unable to move. now i only get little rumbles. those guys really look gay-in-a-bad-way. what's with the spiked up hair???
from virlomi :
I sympathize . . . heartbroken Patriots fan here. :(
from catpewk :
You sure those aren't gay bar photos? Either way the look sucks and the guys know it - not one of them looks happy, even when they do have girls in the photo with them!
from yeahimadork :
Fuck crack. Those Gotti wannabes need to just say no to WAX. Jesus.
from ms-turner :
I can't sleep totally naked either, must have panties.
from pissymystic :
Girl crush, front & center! ;)
from lasweetthing :
I will be locking this diary up soon! You can find me at jalepenogirl
from whystinger :
Hear hear! Great Rant!!!! I do agree too. It is like last year's metrosexual.. In fact, the psuedo-bi is probably an extention or evolution of hte metrosexual...
from secretsof :
im probably bi. ive known since i was about 14 that, plainly and simply, i fancy girls. i fantasise about girls. i perv on girls. i didn't tell anyone for years. i don't shout about it. ive had less experience with girls than guys because of my own inhibitions and insecurities, i guess, not because i prefer one or the other. i can see where you're coming from but pleeeeease don't dismis every young bi girl as wanting to be trendy. ty xx
from phangasm :
Great rant, Divine Miss P. On the other hand, it bothers me that people want to put labels on sexual orientation at all. Labeling is why it's trendy, it's like getting a tattoo. Just another label you can give yourself.
from x-plicity :
Love you, hon! By the way, I don't think i'm bi, I just like tits and pretty lips. *grin*
from verruckt-gal :
You need to write a quiz so that we can all take it and figure out our lean to the other side percentage.
from sixelasauce :
hello..I read you..you are sexy and funny. Do you have a yahoo messenger? Can I call you on your cell phone? Your entries make me want to use my vibrator. Do you have any naked pics? Can you come over at 2 am for booty call? Do you like sauce?
from second-love :
AMEN sista... preach it!
from hibiscus101 :
AND I LURVE YOU!
from iamafatgirl :
I know, I tried that shirt on when I went to Torrid, but I didn't think of doing that. What type of a black strapless bra did you purchase? One from torrid or from somewhere else?
from iamafatgirl :
Miss Pea, I remember the shirt that you purchased, altered and wore for halloween. I'm looking into buying that shirt, and I want to know if it's worth the money because of the fixing up that has to be done to it.
from secretsof :
yay new start. i'm at a new chapter too, however sketchy it is at the moment. have felt in limbo for a while. i really enjoy your diary, by the way. i read all the time...
from neangel :
i'd make or save no money if i did that, no if i did a reverse sex kitty and put in a dollar for every day i didn't have sex... then i'd have close or more then 350 bucks at the end of the year - at least if that is based on last year... hopefully this one is better
from cladon580 :
I was going to live there but there's such a higher standard of living than there is here (Oklahoma). Here you can buy a 3 bedroom house for maybe $60,000 and my ex-roommate just bought a townhouse in Alexandria for $100,000-something. It's crazy. I'm off to Vegas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from foolosophy :
im sorry but it has to be said, you americans have the most incredibly stupid tax/income rules ive ever heard of... i think there would be riots down here if they ever tried to tell us where we can and can not live :p ive been reading a very disturbing book called 'fast food nation' man there is some really tragic stuff in there :( id like to dream that things that happen in the book dont happen here in oz, but i doubt it :( oh noes... the world is poo!
from sensualistic :
If I have to pay for your Internet then god damn it I will! Don't even consider cutting that puppy off!!! But yes, live alone. Relish living alone. You sure as hell deserve it after all these years. You know you want it, you know you'll love it. And I will see you in June!!!
from yeahimadork :
I have often said that I would rather live alone and barely scrape by then not have to worry about money and live with someone else. I love living alone. If I could just get a naked man to come around every now and then, I'd be set. ps I like your new template.
from caterpiller :
Oh I am loving the new template.. Kudos again.. love the colors!
from dukkha-tanha :
Thank whoever for Guys Gone Wild. I HATE those Girls Gone Wild infomercials. HATE them. Stupid little skanks showing their titties and the nasty guys who film it and buy it. Get a life. I am very jealous of the trip to Vegas! =)
from clarity25 :
I just wanted to say that I really enjoyed your year in review! It was so captivating to read and click on all the links. your writing is beautiful.
from pirategirl :
You should come to my house. Before you go to Vegas. And before it's too warm to wear the christmahannukwanzika present I made.
from whystinger :
Damn cool layout (again). It indeed looks like it was a Happy New year for YOU!!! The best to you in '06
from divacowgirl :
Nice Layout although I had to stare at it a few times to figure out how many people. So I stare at it, look behind me to make sure nobody is walking in the office seeing me look at naked people on the net, stare at it, look behind me...you get the idea.
from sixelasauce :
see you coming to Vegas..see you having fun..see you laughing your ass off...see you staying forever!!! we love you..you little sauce. that is the newest kids book to hit the world.I just wrote it, but you can claim the the royalties.. You rules..so does spankings
from damonjones :
Welcome to the playoffs. :-)
from pocket-pool :
You inspire me. Thank you for being you. ~Seth~
from damonjones :
Very impressive work your year in review! If I had an award to present a blogger for a single entry I'd award it to you for this one. It must of took a lot of prep and a team of web minnions to put this togather. Very through and impressive work! :)
from pipersplace :
I just loved your "Year in Review". What a great idea. Also, it's perfect for people who just started reading you. After all, with all the drama, you can't just start reading and know all the players. I thought it was just great. Have a great New Year, sweetie, you deserve it.
from liquid-mojo :
Sweet, I can leave the can of whoop ass in the cupboard. ;) How are you doing?
from thegoodbiboy :
What did you expect me to say? They won, didn't they? Go beat the Iggles now.
from dunkin86 :
yep and I cant say that I like it... I just want to scream at him to decide what he wants and stick with something so i wont be thrown off guard so much.
from x-plicity :
*grin* Now I'M horny!!! LOL
from sixelasauce :
baby girl...all will fall into place. I heart you foreva! tiny sauce
from divacowgirl :
Good for you Chickie
from pissymystic :
I know we don't talk as much as we used to, beautiful, but I want you to know that you're in my thoughts, and I am SOOOOOOO hoping that things turn out well.
from pocket-pool :
the wine choice helps. go for the beaujolais.
from krugerpak007 :
I am so sorry you are feeling crap! Men suck big time, thats all I can say. Well thats how I feel at the moment. Why is it so bloody hard to meet Mr. Right? And why are men so screwed up? And why do they play so many games??? So my dear, enjoy the latkes and just take care and feel better. He is not worth it and someone will come along that will deserve you! I know it. Because you are too cool. xoxox
from sixelasauce :
that is un-fucking-cool! I am talking about they way that you feel. I am thinking of you. Hey I just typed that without looking. Shit I rule. (um that was the first time for that..was it good for you?) Love you saucey
from pissymystic :
Shit. I'm so sorry.
from thegoodbiboy :
Oh and to answer your question Giants who? That would be the New York Football Giants, who sit on top of the NFC East this Christmas morning.
from thegoodbiboy :
Deadskins deserved to win. Didn't hurt that the refs helped them out a couple of times, but they deserved the game. Philly will take them out next week.
from ms-turner :
wow, when you have a moment of clarity, all sorts of things get finalized. Stone doesn't know what is good for him, he'll probably figure it out too late.
from hibiscus101 :
*Happy Holidays*
from kittiefan17 :
Gotta love the soup nazi!!!!!!!!!!lol
from second-love :
You absolutely CRAck me up!!! LOL!! I love it!
from sixelasauce :
The woodland creatures want to use your human body...but not how you think! If you were one of them would you be beavy the beaver?
from neangel :
i say no to getting stone a gift. if he gives you one then it's great but if he doesn't and you do... men are retarded like that, he may freak or be weird. at least feel retarded for not having gotten you anything. *i think my co-workers would have me torched if they caught me doing anything like that. i'd rather go to hell then have all these chri*tians after me! lol
from divacowgirl :
Mental health professionals in the know say that women should masturbate on a regular basis as it relieves stress. Take the doc's advice!
from sixelasauce :
your farts smell like trix..trix, and is that astro glide? you minx! Love your full box. ;)
from dukkha-tanha :
I say no on the gift, unless it's something cheap and cheeay like a keychain or a card with a candy cane taped to it. And as I remember, we'll be sitting in first class on the way to hell together, and I laughed like the hell ridden bitch I am. Cock loves you, Jewbik! =)
from x-plicity :
LOVE the hair!!!
from second-love :
Yeah... dont i know that PMS is a bitch. It has screwed over my days/weeks/months more times then i can count in the last few years... you think its bad NOW... wait till you get to 40!!! Then the ol system REALLY goes wacky *sigh*... oh crap, im not exactly cheerin ya up now, am i?
from dukkha-tanha :
Fuck fuck fuck fucking fuck. Motherfucker, cocksucker, cunt, whore, asshole. Son of a bitch. Goddamn! Just to let you know, I'm in the same "bitch bitch bitch" mode. But YAY for the dress looking hot! =)
from sixelasauce :
I LOVE YOU!!! gosh...sheesh..dang!
from pirategirl :
Love love love!
from x-plicity :
*hugs* Love ya!
from impetuousme :
hey, thanks for the doggy suggestions. i'll have to think long and hard on all this. it's a big responsibility. also, nice to hear from you. I was starting to think you'd drifted away... :)
from grovermatic :
Chickpea, you're the only one I know who can make sexual monogomy ten times hotter than an orgy full of Norwegian lesibans. :-)
from tiragem :
Eighteen, huh? That might be applicable in America, but not in the Bible Country I live in. And honestly, I think I will try that - getting some good cunnilingus, and then rolling over with little more than a word of gratitude. My only concern is that even one sided pleasure (all on my side, baby) will still have to count towards the number of guys I'd have to say I fucked around with... But glad to see you're getting some, and pretty good some, at that.
from pipersplace :
Maybe you'll look like a hot hooker. Just kidding, you'll look beautiful.
from dukkha-tanha :
You'll look great in that dress. I can't see you looking like a hooker at all. Oh, and? I married Ed, I swear. I, too, can see the hotness in him (you know despite being married to him). =)
from sixelasauce :
you funny little small pea and your fetishes for nokia boys...such a munchkin
from dukkha-tanha :
Imagine my surprise when I just (finally) logged on and found your guest entry! Muchas gracias and I will *try* to return the favor. =)
from cmkern3 :
Hiya...found you thru Dukkha. You're a freakin riot.
from divacowgirl :
oh yeah, and anonymouse popped up in my stats today....hmmmmmm
from divacowgirl :
Hey, I'm a redneck.
from pirategirl :
I fucking love those Wendy's salads. If there was a Wendy's near my work, I'd eat that salad all the time.
from dukkha-tanha :
Was it you who wrote about the underwire thing recently? SOmeone did, and if it was you, you are now going to get a totally redundant note. My underwire used to break at work all the fucking time. Oh did I hate that! And in the year and a half since I've not been working? Not one underwire break and poke. (You know, the poke, when it digs right into your boob? FUCKING OUCH). This might have also coincided my discovery that, dammit, the underwire doesn't break if I don't put my bras in the dryer. Who knew? And you, my dear, are just too beautiful for those stupid morons who reject you. Fuck them. =)
from foolosophy :
you need to come down here to Australia, I think there's less rednecks, military men, and ghetto white boys :p Maybe im just hangin out in the wrong places to spot em though...
from neangel :
that's so hot! i can't wait to do that again!! i miss being able to have regular sex. =(
from pipersplace :
In the words of Chickpea, Holy Christ!
from grovermatic :
Hooray for Chickpea! I think we could all feel your frustration seeping through our computer screens. I have some interesting news... I signed up with adult friend finder, sent out a gadzillion emails, and have had a small handful of positive replies. That, and Mr. Reiki may be becoming a porn star out in L.A.
from coodapromoa :
hey, this is dj, lex started this up for me and i made an entry, which im sure will be pretty spastic and random, but fun all the same!
from whystinger :
I think I saw it on HBO's Real Sex - One of the women "Anal Mistresses" said "A REAL MAN takes it in the ass from his WOMAN!" Glad you had fun...
from sixelasauce :
dang girl! (dj here) nice latest entry, craziness! very very interesting.. glad u got laid! i enjoyed talkin' 2u 2day, it was nice. wifey is going to start me up a d-land so i wont have to post from hers nemore-- dont think i could ever write nething that graphic, but it was sure a fun read! ttyl
from dukkha-tanha :
First, I'll take the seven minutes, that's plenty for me. And? What? No pic of the hot outfit with the noisy shoes? ;)
from iamafatgirl :
Miss Pea!!! Your outfit today sounds so wondermous!! I wish I had an ass to fill out jeans...*pouts* Have a great day hon!
from spring-da1sy :
Sorry I misunderstood. I can be so dense. Have a great weekend.
from spring-da1sy :
Please tell me you did not respond to the im?
from x-plicity :
No need for reciprocation. *heart* X
from dukkha-tanha :
You'd need a full time job to respond to all your comments. You're always there when we need you though. And SS might be a tampon, but he sure is a pretty one. =)
from sixelasauce :
ha ha ! I ruined your 300 readers...I am on there twice. (as sixelacooper and sixelasauce) hee hee.. so it is 299..like you care, but i am bored and you know I loooove to mess with you. Oh and the camera in your underware says turn down the vibration...it messes with the reception..sheesh
from kissthewhip :
I think building your self-respect, like you seem to be doing lately -and like I should be doing too, but that's another story- is the basis for healthy future relationships. ;>
from x-plicity :
You ARE a catch, Hon!!
from spring-da1sy :
I'm glad you're taking the upper hand on all the negativity in your life. If nothing else, you have control, and that's a good, healthy thing. You do deserve better and the type of man you've been settling for doesn't have the ability to know what he has in you and appreciate it. Feel better. Hugs
from chakra-chick :
Hi honey! Men are so fucked-up! Seriously, why do they feel the need to do that? Sick, sick life-forms is all I can say. I agree-you are definately one fine catch and kickboxer does not deserve to lick the shit from your boots as far as I'm concerned! Good luck! ~smooches~
from sensualistic :
good lord i hope i can type cause i just did my nails! what in the blue bloody fuck is his problem? i seriously hope that just closed the door for you. honestly, if i hear you talk to that ass again and i'm gonna kick yours! delete him from your list. that's bullshit.
from divacowgirl :
DAMN, You're good, I don't think I could have been that strong. Hell, I know I'm not that strong.
from hibiscus101 :
WOW! what a fucking ass
from steelcollar :
I feel ya, girl. I've been through tons of those kinds of guys.
from yeahimadork :
Ugh. I hate guys like kickboxer. The guys who come and go whenever they please, and then the second they don't get just what they want, turn into mean assholes (and guys with tiny dicks in glass houses shouldn't throw stones - I don't care how hot they are). If you tell me his screen name, I will torment him mercilessly. And then send you the chats to post in stupidmen. :)
from clarity25 :
Thanks for adding me to your fav. list. I started going through your archive and I love your journal! I'll be back to read more in the future! I just thought I would say "hi!"
from x-plicity :
That ASShole!!!! Wow...that just made me so MAD!!
from whystinger :
I don't really think I am afraid to be alone. I pretty much crave it... I think it is the "good guy" in me that makes me want to be sure that I have done my best to work it out. As far as seeing the same pattern over and over again in my writing... We both do that a bit, don't we. Maybe we both just need a change. Seems funny, since I STILL tried to work things out tonight... I MISS chatting with you. Hope I can get someone to fix my hard drive, or I will replace it...
from heelandlass :
Hi! Just wanted to say thanks for adding me, and thanks for taking my survey. Hope all is well with you and your world x
from neangel :
damn girl share the free porn secret!!
from krugerpak007 :
I wish I could express myself like you do. But I so hear you.
from catpewk :
25.6m, 36 carpet burns and a height of 1.6 meters :)
from whystinger :
I too see that and I can't fathom why I still cling to my marriage and still keep hoping and trying to make things work. I cannot understand it, but I think it is because I do love her. Some of it has to do with the fact that my folks and all of my cousins and most of my friends are still married... Crazy, huh?
from second-love :
You are too sweet... thank you for doing that for Kathy!
from krugerpak007 :
http://krugerpak007.diaryland.com/051125_30.html
from krugerpak007 :
You didn't!!! And if you did, I don't know how to thank you. I am babbling now. I don't know what to say, and I don't know how to thank you. But thank you from the bottom of my heart. That, I don't deserve. Really. Kathy
from sixelasauce :
my husband is going to help me out with your box...ok? We want it to be extra special. wink wink.
from x-plicity :
There was a study done on female "squirters" and come to find out it really is urine. LOL
from amb1valent-k :
ditto! Glad you approved. xx
from divacowgirl :
I'm dying at your entry and when you read mine you'll understand. We went through very similar moods today :)
from neangel :
I'm betting on number 2. men typically love to just disappear then surface again a while later as if nothing had ever happened. it's their thing.
from liquid-mojo :
It didn't at first, but it is now. ;)
from secretsof :
hey... just to let you know, im adding you. nice diary. im new to diaryland & only have a few entries. if you find time hope you'll read. love love x
from tiragem :
Hey, hey now. You are under no obligation to be witty or insightful in anything you tell me. I've been judged way too much in my life to judge other. Unless I hate them. And I don't hate you. So say whatever you'd like. It'll be very welcome if only to know that you're still reading.
from catpewk :
Hey you :) I would like to do a guest entry since I'm laying low for a bit, if you'd be up for it. TTFN!
from tiragem :
Oh. And I think you made a very good case for sex/masturbation. Who doesn't want to have healthy menstrual lives?
from tiragem :
I liked that last entry by Kevin very much. Took me quite by surprise!
from thegoodbiboy :
Thought you'd like that.
from pocket-pool :
Hush! They'll know everything now! ;-)
from pocket-pool :
Hush! They'll know everything now! ;-)
from ms-turner :
A rough round of sex will also stop a period. Amazing how we're programmed like that.
from thegoodbiboy :
Saw your confession. Are you going to start a new diary to over compinsate for the fact that you have not been true to yourself and friends?
from neangel :
i've not played with my toys in so long it's pathetic... i need someone to go to a shop with me though... that would be hot! ;-)
from sixelasauce :
that entry was FUNNY!! where did you get the idea to do that??? I think that you loook goooood. nice panties!
from pocket-pool :
Oh my.
from foolosophy :
hahaha oh ur evil :p
from moonfaeryy :
I have no words to describe your video. ;-) I at least hope you are getting some royalties!
from mrgrey :
OMG! You've lied to me all this time?? *swoons*
from foolosophy :
jesus titty fucking christ.. guest entries are cool :D
from sensualistic :
as your wife i'm officially putting my foot down. i'm tired, i come home and want to read some of my pea but she's done and gone let others write in her diary. i am anti-social. i do not want to read others. i want to read from my banish'd husband. then again, aside from stashing you on the couch, this is how you get your banish'd name in the first place!
from sixelasauce :
that was a funny guest entry...and a good break...I am going to kick your ass at lotr trivial pursuit!!!!!!!!!!!
from pocket-pool :
boo!
from x-plicity :
Thank you so much for letting me guest write an entry. Love you to pieces!!
from remingtons :
I am really sorry for the drama you are going through. Isn't that always the way. Sometimes you wonder about people who get married. Anyway, thanks for the compliment about my entry. Hopefully they keep up like that. For my sake. not yours ;)
from thegoodbiboy :
No problem. Like I said, fuck 'em, well, at least her. Like you said, he really didn't do THAT much to you but play around with the truth. I gotta get down to DC soon. Maybe we can have a dland meeting!
from thegoodbiboy :
I was surprised to read that about foxy. Man, she can lie with the best of 'em. She totally had me fooled about her life. Whatever. She needs help I guess.
from kayrayne29 :
Can I guest? Pwease?
from scrappergirl :
Those commercials trip me out, too. I am the geek who wants the Harry Potter and Disney versions of Scene It, so I understand. :P
from mrgrey :
I want that game as well. Buy it for me!!!
from sixelasauce :
DUDE!!!!!!!!I have that game!!!! I am not foolin you! so much love my tiny friend....you freak me out by the way
from awarren2003 :
I'm so sorry about all the "foxy" drama..I've been where you are now... I just hope everything works out for you (I know it will). Have a fantastic time in Vegas!
from thegoodbiboy :
I'm with you, I say fuck 'em both. I wouldn't tell the wife, you're just getting involved with someone you don't want to be involved with. Let it go. Couple of wacky people who have no life so they get off fucking with other people's lives. Like I said, fuck 'em.
from dukkha-tanha :
I can't say that I blame you for feeling like you do at all. About the Brit, I say inform the wife, but definitely wait until the anger subsides. I'm sorry you've been taken like this. Take care. =)
from x-plicity :
*hugs* Sweetie, take it from a girl that's kind of been there. Don't waste your time on telling the wife about Brit Boy. If she doesn't know now what's going on with him then she's dumb enough to be stuck with him. The best things is to pull away from the situation and move on.
from chakra-chick :
Awww Chicky! I'm so sorry for their horrible lies...just let bygones be bygones, you don't need to stoop to their level to make your point. E-mail if you need a shoulder to cry on...I have two! ~smooches~
from sensualistic :
I agree, forget and dismiss. And can I now say I never really liked her but because you did I kept my mouth shut? Remember way back when you said you feel like you have a shiny new toy to play with and felt kind of bad that you weren't spending as much time with me? Yeah well, shiny fades. And I knew that. :D
from abittergirl :
As far as telling the wife...and I'm speaking from experience here...if her husband is that much of a jerk, she most likely knows already. And regardless of what you send, he'll find a way to make her believe his side, which she will because she doesn't know you. Save yourself the effort and don't bother. Walk away and don't look back.
from thegoodbiboy :
The one about the guys living over there means is good. In the gym I attend, I always whind up on the x-trainer thing next to some guy who is always talking about how great his house is, or how much he invests in the stock market ($10,000 a pop seems to be the norm) or how much he knows about football and betting and how much he wins or losses (about $2000 a game it sounds like). I just want to tell him to shut the fuck up. Oh, and as for the Redskins...just stay onside during the extra point. No one to blame but themselves, letting a team with an inexperienced QB put 36 points on their D. But who am I to talk? The Giants went up to the Vikings yesterday and said, "Here, we don't want to win today, you guys win."
from amb1valent-k :
Guest? Yay!
from chakra-chick :
Thanks for my fix-I have decided to live vicarioulsy through you! I would love to contribute a guest entry...but you gotta give me a subject to work with. By the way, I saw "Alan Cummings" on an old episode of 'The tonight Show' over the weekend and immediatly thought about you! ~smooches~ P.S. I too had a crush on 'the hot australian' when I watched "10 things..."
from dunkin86 :
toy play well worth it in my opinion. did you like it enough to do it again or was that a once in a lifetime thing?
from sixelasauce :
That...was...awesome! Now I must sleep, thanks for the fun chat....but you know that because you can read my mind. hola
from caterpiller :
Now this is what I call "DETAILS"! Love it!
from pipersplace :
Do not do anything with Chef, please. Seriously, I think he's unbalanced and scary. Stone! You're a "thing" now. I don't know what that means but sometimes we have to accept some ambiguity for the sake of some happiness.
from thegoodbiboy :
I have to check out some of these movies. I think they are SO HOT. Have a great weekend!!!
from sixelasauce :
All that matters is YOUR happiness. I am glad that things are going your way!
from x-plicity :
Don't get with Chef...that is so beneath you. And what the fuck with Stone? Do you need me to put a hit on him? Just let me know...I know some people...
from dukkha-tanha :
*SLAP*. <--That one is from before the edit. *SLAP* <--after the edit. I'm getting really attached to Stone at this point despite the BS. And I won't have you fucking it up with Chef of all people! ;)
from thegoodbiboy :
No, it's awesome! I love that stuff. I think I need to take part in something like that in the near future!!!
from mr-sparkles :
Give in and buy a Hitachi Magic Wand, the only err.....personal massager you'll ever need.
from grovermatic :
I have to agree with the last commenter. Jinkies! ;-)
from batalicious :
I love seeing the outline/shape of an erect cock through underwear or clothes. The last pic was superb!
from neangel :
amen sista! me too!
from spring-da1sy :
Breathlessly...I thank you.
from cladon580 :
Tres hot indeed!
from dirrrtygrrrl :
Ummmm... YUMMY!!! I went to that flickr site. Think I may be going there more often. LOL. Catch ya later chicky. Cheers T :)
from chakra-chick :
Mmmm...yummy mens! After a month of being good-thats exactly what me needs...
from caterpiller :
meow! Me loves some cockhead! :) Well, no alot! Yes, you need some too! I heart you!
from sixelasauce :
You do not deserve to be treated with disrespect... You should be having men be begging you for lovin... You are a dimond in the rough... ..and he needs to go to the porn store and buy a fleshlight...
from x-plicity :
Follow your instincts, Hon. They will never fail you. *hugs* X
from grovermatic :
We can't relieve your frustrations, but you will never be un-heard. We're here for you, if only as words on the monitor, but we're still here to listen.
from dukkha-tanha :
"Just like all the other ones". I wish I could just say to you to refrian from this type of thinking because it won't always be this way. I wish I could have a video of my life, and how I was at your age dealing with men (boys), and how that has changed, and show it to you. But I can't. I've said it before, and I'll say it again, it's not always going to be like this. I swear! If I went back in time to your age, and someone my age was telling me this, I'd be all "yeah right". In know my marriage sounds like crap sometimes (okay, a lot of times) but I'll take it over the shit I went through in my 20's anyday. You wait! Ten years form now, you'll be saying this same shit to some young woman ten (or eleven) years younger than you. And in response tyo your note the other day, I love you, too. =)
from whystinger :
Fifty-fifty to sixty five thirty five......... Sometimes I am lame...
from lovelydaisy :
www.mate1.com is good too :) ANd women sign up for free :)
from candoor :
still hazy after all these beers...
from sensualistic :
what? no tallying numbers? who won dammit! :D
from yeahimadork :
Salma fucking Hayek. DAMMIT. I knew it wasn't Angelina Jolie, but I put that because every straight chick lusts after her. Grrrr. Me and my shitty memory.
from grovermatic :
Yes, I am very happy to hear that your grandma is doing well. I could tell it was weighing very heavily on you. As for the monogamy... I won't preach. I tend to live by the phrase "Always give into temptation, for it may never pass your way again." Then again... mind the consequences.
from neangel :
Yay so happy for the news about granma!! I didn't do anything either but work at both jobs so don't feel bad. Happy belated though.
from spring-da1sy :
Hey, Witchy Woman-you looked fab-u-lous! So, so happy about your Granny. Glad you enjoyed your Halloween. Hugs
from val922 :
Happy looks good on you. Good to hear your Gramz is doing much better.
from whystinger :
YAY!!!! I am very happy your Grandma did well...
from caterpiller :
One more entry and you will be on #600! WOW, 600!
from whystinger :
I think that costume will look great on you. Gonna remove the underwire and use a push-up bra??? Honey, you already have awesome boobage, so you need not go to the trouble, but I know you will anyway. That will really look awesome - save me a picture? Gotta see that;)
from iamafatgirl :
Honey...I'm in love with you...oh so seriously. I was so going to buy that same damn shirt that you bought from torrid, but it wouldn't work for my boobs either!!!! I wish I had thought of fixing it like that. I'm so going to buy it now and fix it like yours!!! You MUST send pictures!!!! I heart you.
from chakra-chick :
Hey there...been meaning to thank you for the note you left for me the other day, so "thank you' sweetie-muchly appreciated. Unfortunately I don't have messenger :-( By the way, I think you gonna look fabulous in that outfit! ~smooches~
from garypharrell :
I work in Accounts Payable too but can't seem to pass any sort of College Math courses. Maybe the math they teach in school isn't as important as everyone thinks.
from x-plicity :
Sometimes a little heartache and loneliness is required in order to appreciate the person you're going to be with. *hugs* X
from x-plicity :
You're beautiful!!! *hugs* X
from whystinger :
I wouldn't say the picture was vain, I would say sultry... and it does look very good. I expecially LOVE the hair, lips and eyes. Very sexy and pretty.
from iamafatgirl :
You're sooooooooooo beautiful. I'm so jealous. I heart you!!!!
from sensualistic :
Where are you woman!!! My head is about to explode, I need me one of our loooooooooooooooongggggg conversations!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! :D
from icyjewel :
Damn you're sexxxxxy!
from mrgrey :
*blush* I can't beleive you posted that pic. It's *SO* obvious you were thinking of me. :P
from batalicious :
Wild hair + bedroom eyes + pout + boobies = yummy Chickpea ;)
from savern :
Stress = Light Period and/or no period. And we both know how stress-free your life is. But run a pregnancy test anyway to be sure.
from dukkha-tanha :
Oh, my dear, I never said anything about the kids! I'd be totally willing to keep the kids if you take him off my hands. And still that's a lot to ask! ;)
from x-plicity :
Love ya to pieces, hon.
from dukkha-tanha :
Look. I'm trying to control my envy, but it's not easy. And, oh, I'm totally serious. I'll take your period, your job, your big sexy beefy guy going away, all that crap, and trade you my husband. There. The realtionship that's already started. And for some really weird reason, I'm thinking you aren't going to take me up on the trade. I have to add here, that nothing makes me happier than getting onto dland in the AM and seeing an update from Chickpea. =)
from chakra-chick :
I know what you mean whith the relationship thing...the begining stages are always the most stressful. I hope you feel better soon. ~smooches~
from sensualistic :
I love you too Wifey!
from whystinger :
Whoa, another piece of the puzzle! And to think, the pup brought it out... Hope you are well... See you when I get back into town.
from workcrush :
Total agreement on Blade: Trinity. Ryan Reynolds makes it all worthwhile. He's simply dreaaaaamy. Hope you feel better soon.
from foolosophy :
wtf is with that, the sicker u get the lower the libido... i had the flu a few weeks back and i was off the sex for like 3 weeks.. I WAS ONLY SICK FOR A FREAKING WEEK!! :p
from ms-turner :
Another favorite line from that movie "horse humping thunder cunt". I was disappointed in it, but the half naked Ryan was worth watching.
from grovermatic :
Re: your comment on Cherry Vanilla... maybe so, but I'm sure it's that hefty, solid gold heart of yours. Anyway... sending you positive vibes. When does Stone get back?
from x-plicity :
I...need to send you *hugs*
from whystinger :
I... ...need to feel my cock sliding in and out of a nice, wet, warm pussy... ...need a woman with nice, thick, kissable pussy lips... ... need a change and need to get off my lazy ass... Great entry... got me thinking... but you usually do.
from july28 :
Hi Chickpea, just wanted to let you know I'm using the Jack Black template you designed...I love it! Hope that's OK. Thanks!
from moonfaeryy :
I am so with you on the children or no children thing!
from whystinger :
I've wanted to leave you an email too, but now the pc is smoked and it is difficult to get online... Hope all is well. shit writning oan a borroewd pc is hell when one is not used to a different keyboard... Be well and hope to catch up w/U
from grovermatic :
You know, part of me is going to miss Caro once she moves out in just over a month, yet I'm almost shivering with anticipation at the freedom. It wasn't all bad between us, either, and I think it's normal for you to wonder what might've been.
from amb1valent-k :
Perhaps not the four horsemen... but mayb time America had a wee look at the Kyoto agreement?
from catpewk :
You have no chance to survive make your time :> (JFGI)
from dukkha-tanha :
First of, silent birth?!? With no drugs or lamaze? YAH RIGHT! As fucking if. How do people fall for that shit? Anyway. Stupidman. Where the hell did he come from? Mucho props to your handling of him. Awesome. And, yeah, that was definitely bush. =)
from yeahimadork :
Ok, I tried to leave a note earlier from work, but my dickhole computer wouldn't let me. ANYHOO, thanks for the link, dear. I love Alton Brown too - he talks about things like garlic for a whole half hour - how could I not? And the stupidmen guy... oy. If fat chicks were the giant whores he says, I'd be in a WAY better mood right now.
from foolosophy :
i agree there is a hint of both bush and shadow... we could send it into the CIA or FBI perhaps?? "and you'll be jerking off to kiddie porn wondering where your life went" hahah OMFG that is a tops line.. many thanks for showing me yet another thing to read whilst drinking myself to oblivion this arvo :D
from sexycreature :
Yup, bush. Full on.
from krazieespy :
its a bush.
from summerroll :
Definitely a shadow...caused by her enormous and unruly bush.
from ms-turner :
Definate bush.
from lovelydaisy :
I love Alton Brown too! It must be the Geek thing, he's so dorky, but any guy that cooks is sexy!
from dunkin86 :
Dear god I'm not the only person who is plagued by nipple itches! sounds weird but the perfect solution for me is to lightly pinch. sounds crazy but its wonderfull.
from divacowgirl :
Great pics!
from mozangeles :
I love, love, love the Halloween template! Awesome! xoxo - me
from spring-da1sy :
Cute template. Hugs
from krugerpak007 :
Happy New Year...and I like your new template! xoxox
from dunkin86 :
I'm loving the new layout, absolutely wonderful! that site is pretty aweomse itself actually.
from trulypoetic :
I love the fact that the license plate says "Steelers" on it too. You gotta steel it one time...after that....you can't get rid of it.
from icyjewel :
I LOVE LOVE LOVE your Halloween layout! It's absolutely fabulous. *drools*
from candoor :
I agree with x, and am happy to have stumbled through your words again (don't forget to masturbate :)
from x-plicity :
I had mentioned this to Ava. Men are dumb. They don’t know what is expected of them unless you tell them. You should sit kickboxer down and tell him exactly what you want from him and what is unacceptable. You might be surprised at how grateful he might be in knowing exactly what you want. *hugs* X
from spring-da1sy :
It sounds like this could have happened a while ago if you weren't both trying to save face and protect those fragile hearts. Trust is the factor here...do you trust him? Could you?
from whystinger :
It is like this and like that and like this and uhhhhhh... I like to read and am not too picky... I should change that to love to read and am becoming more picky... Love the 7 things...
from pipersplace :
Yes, I had a bit of a problem but I have updated.
from dukkha-tanha :
That rules, if I were to narrow it down to 7 peep online you'd definitely be one of the top ones. Thanks for the shout out! (Although, being locked really sucks in times like these). And to think I've really been in need of a brain orgasm lately. ;)
from pipersplace :
Thanks, Sweetie. I'm flattered and the feeling is mutual.
from betteblue :
Saw Jake G here in San Francisco Saturday filming what may be the Zodiac movie, if I had know I'd have grabbed him for you....
from ms-turner :
LKH's Anita Blake series is good, for the first eight or so books. Now, it's along the lines of Ellora's Cave. Which isn't a bad thing, but the woman has a very clinical view of sex. I feel like I'm reading a 'how-to' manuel instead of enjoying the scene. Anyway, the stuff from EC is pretty good, I've not found many from there that I don't like (I review a lot of their authors). Also, try New Concepts Publishing (also e-books) and look up Mandy M Roth. She's got the sex and paranormal all in one.
from meatballiz :
SO excited for the halloween theme!!!
from kryptonite13 :
Elfalba is the shit!!!, Surprised you havent read "Wicked" already, good book, totally different stand point, very political...hope u like it
from catpewk :
Try Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake - Vampire Hunter series. I think you would identify with her pretty well, and she is more erotic and freaky than Anne Ric,e but without getting too trashy. Start with 'Guilty Pleasures' and go from there :)
from grovermatic :
Well, crumbs. If I didn't live a million miles away, I'd offer to split rent once the second bedroom goes vacant. :-(
from second-love :
Well... if i was in those areas...you'd have a room... ya wanna come to So. CA??? :)))) And hows your brother, by the way???? Did he go home yet?
from yeahimadork :
Dear, if you can recognize that you sought men who were like your father and choose to NOT do it any longer, you have absolutely learned and grown. It hurts when someone who is supposed to love you unconditionally doesn't seem to be able to. But at least you have family on the other side that cares about you. I'm sorry your dad had to say all those terrible things. You're an amazing person. Don't forget that. :)
from dukkha-tanha :
Hey Drunky! Here's a hug--->((((Hug)))). Sorry I am lacking with the penis. You just can't delete that, though. How are you feeling this morning, my dear? =)
from catpewk :
heheheheheheheheheheh :> You're funny when you're trashed :>
from second-love :
*hugs*
from liquid-mojo :
Not having one myself i'll have to take your word for it. =p
from dukkha-tanha :
Ahhhh, "Tidal" is one of my all time favorite albums. I know I called it an album because I'm old like that, however my copy IS on disc. Too bad Fiona couldn't have kept it up. "This whole world is bullshit!". Words to live by. =)
from betteblue :
I just sent 3 months gold for you so enjoy because we NEED to read you !!!!
from batalicious :
Sounds suckful... but maybe there's some kind of explanation you're not seeing?
from lilfoxyvixen :
You shouldn't have to need to compete... sorry that we are once again reminded how stupid boys can be!
from moonfaeryy :
Yes, boys are stupid, throw big rocks. I'm sorry things turned out shitty for you.
from goingloopy :
Boys are stupid. I'm sorry you had to be a party to a demonstration of that fact. Grrr.
from mr-sparkles :
you know that link to the 4 non-blondes Heman video has the annoying/funny ass ad on the bottom about DUAL ACTION CLEANSE. You can't even stop it....it's the most annoying ad of all time and it's about enemas no less.
from mr-sparkles :
It's probably because I look like Judah Friedlander-- that guy in that one Dave Mathews Band video that hugs everybody and she didn't want to get hugged.
from kissthewhip :
One day at a time and December will be here sooner than you know. Good luck. (In case you're wondering I'm new in diaryland but I've been reading you for more than a year.)
from x-plicity :
Here's to Freedom!!!
from grovermatic :
I feel your pain. The last time I had sex, it was snowing. :-)
from yeahimadork :
Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays! Do you have the TPS reports?
from cladon580 :
I've missed reading you so much. I just moved to DC and finally had the time to read your infamous diary again. *Him* sounds so wonderful. That must be fabulous going to the UK...the accent is definitely a turn on.
from krugerpak007 :
Gush all you want, and enjoy every second. Its such a great feeling! xoxoxo
from grovermatic :
Your story reminds me of the time my wife and mother-in-law went out for the evening. I whipped up some pudding and took a shower. Afterward, there I was on the couch, buck naked eating pudding and watching Muay Thai on ESPN... when they WALKED IN ON ME. I guess it coulda been worse... :-)
from smurfcowz :
Just wanted to Thank you for the kind note and all the help you have given me in my quest for the truth. I appreciate all you have done. I am sorry if I brought up bad memories for you and the many others here that were involved with the person in question. Thank you again for all your efforts in my quest.
from catpewk :
You're not old! When are you going to England? I'm there 10/14 - 10/22. We should meet up and get drunk!
from neko-carre :
WAIT!! I think I know who you are! I look forward to your email to see if I'm right. :)
from neko-carre :
Wow, no way! Ha ha! It's funny, those of us who have been around on D-land for a while all seem to be linked. In more ways than one. :)
from cubjam11 :
Yeah -- check out my latest blog at myspace if you get a chance. My ex-employer passed on some valuable information to a dumb bitch who got in my face today. (In real life, not online) Yayyyyy for IP blocking!!!
from lilfoxyvixen :
"I've got my heart wrapped up in the UK and I've got my legs wrapped up around a stone"... Priceless sentence and Perfect. Seems you always know how to perfectly express things.. Good luck with him.. and oh yeah, after you meet him of course, when do I? lol
from cbuk :
Done chick xxx Sorry :(
from nastydiva :
Master J and I haven't discussed G a lot. He knows about him and I think he probably feels the whole thing is a waste of time.
from divacowgirl :
OMG how funny I just had my passport pics taken also and of course I have to have mine rushed because I leave in sex weeks!!!!
from applerobot :
do it! do it soon! I know *exactly* what youre going through and it's enough to drive a girl insane! (unfortunately i chose the wrong guy... and did it TWICE, but then I found the right guy and made him come to me!!!). You deserve to be blissfully happy m'dear.
from grovermatic :
God, that almost makes me eyes tear up. :-) You deserve to be talked to like that.
from shedid :
Hey Lady! There's a free program called "Skype" that is great for talking to people over seas ;) All you need is two computer microphones and voila!
from pirategirl :
Aw! That's awesome, babycakes.
from x-plicity :
*sigh*
from cbuk :
Hey - It's me Leila (frail-fairy). Thought I would come back here for my more intimate entries! Livejournal will be updated too! I'll add you to my friends list here! xxx
from second-love :
awwwwwwwwwwwwww sweet
from puppetgirl :
I hope your brother likes +/-, even if it turns out he's never heard of it.
from dukkha-tanha :
I think it's great that you are continuing to write just as you always have. Some weird part of me just gets a kick out of it. The same part that loves to embarrass my teenagers by talking about having sex around them. Of course, I would not read their blogs about their sexploits even if I knew about them. Because I agree about the borderline incestuous stuff. I just can't imagine sitting there and reading that shit, and she does! WTF! To be a fly on the wall. =)
from dukkha-tanha :
Oh my goodness. Am I the only who was reading the sex stuff and couldn't stop thinking about your step monster reading it?!? ;)
from mozangeles :
You should have written, "I dreamt about you last night and I fell out of bed twice..." Smiths lyrics! I am sure that Brit boy would have appreciated AND recognized it! xoxo - me
from dirrrtygrrrl :
OMG! I get girly too, when I get emails from my 'brit boy' too. LOL. Very swoony as well. I think it's b/c I imagine the accent in my head. LOL. Cheers girly.
from lilfoxyvixen :
awwwww..... I love you too!
from divacowgirl :
I'm sorry you've been treated the way you have, but it's good you've let go of the hate. Nobody is worth that much emotion.
from goingloopy :
Oh, how much fun it would be to see her face when she reads that...
from damonjones :
I am glad that your brother is ok. I remember how much I missed my brother when he lived with his father briefly so I am glad you can talk with him again and hug him. I am sure seeing you will uplift his spirts.
from applerobot :
Awesome! I just hope she reads that entry!
from breakangel :
Sounds like my stepfather. Unfortunately, I'm at his financial mercy at the moment, but eventually I won't be and I'll be able to write something as satisfyingly bitch-slapping as the entry you just made. Fucking step-parents. Most of them don't deserve to breathe the same air as the rest of us.
from iamafatgirl :
Like, whoa. Definately whoa. Your stepmonster is such a bitch. At least my dad is dead now and I don't have to have the stepmonster I had before...Oh, God that sounds horrible...but yeah....I heart you!!!
from grovermatic :
Picking up British phrases like 'rubbish' and 'fancy', eh? ;-)
from pirategirl :
It's totally the accent.
from lilfoxyvixen :
awwwwwwwwwwwwww
from lilfoxyvixen :
awwwwwwwwwwwww
from lilfoxyvixen :
awwwwwwwwwwwww
from x-plicity :
Sending love to your brother. My niece is in the same situation. I feel so helpless. *hugs*
from betteblue :
I like the idea of adopting specific people and helping out, glad you let us know how. Hope your bro is ok as he can be in this situation.
from spring-da1sy :
Hey, my best wishes go out to your brother. You are a wonderful person by taking them in-not everybody would make that sacrifice. I will be in touch with you. I want to help too.
from second-love :
Please email me at [email protected] with book and CD suggestions (generally what does he like) as well as an address where i can send some gift certificates (anonymously more than likely so that he wont feel weird...). Despite our dire financial situation right now i recognize that it cant even compare to the devastation that exists for your brother and everyone else there... glad to help. And we COULD send Amazon.com online gift certs if he as any access to email and internet where he is right now or will be soon... just let us know the best way to help. *hugs*
from sensualistic :
send me book suggestions for your brother. i wish i could hug you both right now, i know you'll take excellent care so i don't even need to say so. fucking scary our parellels.
from lilfoxyvixen :
Bravo!! No, this request is NOT tacky in the least bit! I too have family that lost alot in this and know too much the devastation it is to lose all you have. My thoughts are with you and yours..
from spring-da1sy :
So many worries for one person! I hope your granny does well and recovers quickly-sorry I haven't had time to catch up on the details, but she'll be in my prayers, as will be your brother. You're right-that is unfathomable-how can anyone who has never experienced total devastation ever imagine how that feels? Just awful.
from kittiefan17 :
Hope all goes well with your grandmother.
from sensualistic :
I'm so sorry about your brother hun, it's like my own brother going through that. Hugs!!
from mozangeles :
You take all the time that you need. And if you do need to talk, or even just want to, you have all my contact info! xoxo - me
from x-plicity :
Sending vibes. *hugs* X
from lasweetthing :
No sweat ;o), and yes it's for my nose. I hope you have a good week! Hugs, Sweet Thing
from betteblue :
You made this San Francisco girl remember all over again the quake in '89, and it was NOT fun. Glad your bro got out.
from mrgrey :
I'm just glad that bitch isn't heading for me. I feel for your bro, I've been through some massive blows and those who haven't don't get what a hurricane can do. You're right, it may wipe the city out entirely.
from mozangeles :
I do not know the whole story, nor do I want to, as convulted as I am gathering it to be, but I have to say...you are much, much more forgiving than I would be! And that is all I am going to say. xoxo - me
from i-read-you :
one of four things: + wants to get his cock bloody // ++ wants a blowjob // +++ wants anal sex // ++++ is lonely and wants company
from krugerpak007 :
I agree with dakkha..anyway, you have a great weekend! xoxox
from second-love :
ummmmmmmmmm do i hear "hopin for a blow job?"
from dukkha-tanha :
Oh yeah, blatant request to do something non-sexual. He is in major denial regarding the "I don't want a relationship" business. He believes he doesn't, he believes any relationship he is in is doomed, yet deep down, he wants one bad. This is the reason why you should keep him as a fuck buddy only, cuz as much as he wants you, he's a mess. I oculd rattle off five or six names of guys I dealt with like this back in the day.
from salazabr :
One of two things, either he does want to do something non-sexual or he wants to hook up if your period ends this weekend.
from mozangeles :
DUH-ENNIS! xoxo - me
from dukkha-tanha :
I knew the guy who played Napolean Dynamite had to be cute as himself. Now I have proof. I want to see the mangina. Morbid curiousity. Your description, while offering good detail, does not satisfy my curiousity! =)
from divacowgirl :
Girl, you don't need to compete with ANYBODY
from whystinger :
Glad the social life is kicking in. cruised by to see what's new and to say hello.
from spring-da1sy :
If we have to be neglected (smile), then a social life is a good reason...though I'd love to hear about THAT! I'm glad you're enjoying yourself. I'll be watching for updates. Hugs
from candoor :
I was browsing through my recent googlers and found someone googled for me and I've always wanted to googler for myself but never made time so I clicked on the link and browsed the pages that popped up in google and found a comment I left for yeahimadork (now at blogspot) and right behind me there you were mentioning the band on the Titanic and I just had to rush right over here, weeks later, to ask you it you've heard Harry Chapin's Dance Band On The Titanic which is a wonderfully irreverent song on an amazing two CD set (that was once a 2LP set) that everyone should listen to at least a few times in their lives... small world :)
from rockingchair :
It wasn't meant to be a low blow, but I see it reads that way. I've amended the entry. Too little too late. You'll never believe it, but she does mean a lot to me and yes, she deserves better.
from batalicious :
I don't know why I said seven when you said a dozen. I need sleep!!!
from batalicious :
Don't worry your sexy 7 grey-haired head about it - it's easy to get sidetracked and accidentally delete someone... especially when the list is as long as yours. I am glad however that it was an accident! And you're right about the late period thing. Always right after the big freak-out it arrives. I don't really think I'm allergic to cum but perhaps to condoms - maybe the lube or something. Will have to figure that one out!
from krugerpak007 :
Beautiful photos! I am the same in relationships, I swear, sometimes me and you are so alike! Take care and feel good. xoxox
from fairygodmum :
I Love Butterflys... lovely pics. What a Dream! Hugz Bebe da FairyGodMum
from whystinger :
Awesome photos as ALWAYS... If I ever make it up there to visit the sis w/out Honi and have an extra day to spare, we're going out shooting photos... Any more word on your Dad? Stress or ? Makes me feel guilty for not emailing or leaving a note every week:)
from dukkha-tanha :
It's not you, but the choices you make. Unconsciously, we can tell what kind of people we're getting involved with and tend to gravitate toward the same kind of people. So, the trick is, trying to learn what kind of people to avoid, and what kind to trust. That's the hard part, of course. I learned that someone I'd consider "boring" as an early impression as a flag of someone who's trustworthy. Seriously, because everyone that I found to be interesting and exciting turned out to be craptastic. Well, maybe not everyone. But anyway. As far as IM goes, I haven't been on in forever (that whole "getting into trouble" thing), but if I do happen to sign on and see ya, I'll say hi. Take care and thanks for listening to (reading?) my very biased and unsolicited advice. =)
from mr-sparkles :
Too much hot for hotnesses' concern. This is hot. And did I mention hot? I thought I did. HOT. ummmm. Keep up the good work. Now this is awkward. Whoa....damn......alright. Deep breath. Hot. Hot. Hot. So sinfully sweet.....good lord jesus......I should stop.
from witchful :
I?? I shock and amaze the divine Miss Pea? Good heavens. :)
from bambinodoll :
Awwww. ...thanks sweetie. I don't mean anything or anybody personally, I'm just feeling lonely. ::shrugs:: I take responsibility too. ..I need to make myself more available. Thank you though ...::blows her a kiss:: Ciao for now~
from mozangeles :
Aw, you should consider writing a novel. You combined raw sex with romance, and it was intriguing. It definitely held my interest. I was rooting for you the entire time. :) xoxo - me
from grovermatic :
Awwwwwww! You are the only one I know who can make a sexual anecdote so damned sweet at the same time. Heart of gold, you have.
from x-plicity :
*sigh*
from maddeningly :
HOLYBALLS! i'm in love with this guy. (that, or i'm overdue for a lot of sex).
from krugerpak007 :
Wow, that was some weekend hon! I am happy when you are happy. Take care! xoxox
from pipersplace :
You little tramp!
from maddeningly :
i do the ignore-them-til-they-go-away thing all the time. i only feel terrible 50% of the time .. but this guy is a sweetheart .. i feel terrible just thinking about ignoring him *!!!frustration!!!* ohgod. i want chocolate.
from whystinger :
You rule Babe! I hope your weekend it the greatest... Sounds like you are doing great again ! !!
from krugerpak007 :
Busy weekend! I hope you enjoy every second. xoxox
from hlupak :
yes, those were his armpits. they can be sexy if they're not smelly. all of the parts of a man can be kissed, licked or sucked if they are clean, but not if they're too smelly.
from mozangeles :
You should get that entry published, since it was a novella. But, it was worth every word. I heart you. xoxo - me
from applerobot :
you have another diary!?!?! I had no idea!
from impetuousme :
hey, thanks for the note yesterday.. . very kind of you.. ..
from mozangeles :
AHHHHHHH I saw the word "Brit Boy" and instantly thought of my manic-depressive, psycho ex-boyfriend who was British; hence, I called him "Brit Boy." SCARY!!! But, I am interested to read your long-awaited entry! xoxo - me
from fireflyez76 :
Hey Girlie, noticed you haven't been around in a few days but ya updated your personal. Hope all is well!!! *hugs*
from sexycreature :
Thanks so much for your note!
from whystinger :
Jus checkin in on ya...
from iamafatgirl :
Thanks for adding me, and whoever this Q guy is, send him to Alabama for me, haha! I hope things get better for you and your friend Q with this chick. Some people are only self-destructive...and hey, she missed getting to hang out with some awesome people! Her loss!
from dukkha-tanha :
Unbelievable! No pun intended.
from cladon580 :
I can't believe she did that to him. I wonder if that house she had a picture of, was really hers. It was kind of big for one person and a kid. I have the memory of an elephant and I think she was about to do that to someone else... I'm really glad you have the 3-strikes rule and stick to it!
from mozangeles :
That is just wrong. Very strong. Unforgivably wrong. I cannot believe that. I am speechless. xoxo - me
from lovelydaisy :
I hate it when friends turn out to be total fakes. I dealt with that last year and it made me so wary of anyone. It broke my heart when she treated me like shit and thought that would be "ok". Still not sure why. Wish you all the best in luck and love....Carrie
from mr-onion :
hah! The only good late nite tv porn is French porn with the guys in satin shorts and scarves and sexy innuendo about bananas.
from sensualistic :
'There aren't enough words in me to describe us or why I keep doing this. There aren't enough entries I could write to make it make sense to anyone but me.' Next time I write an angry entry about G that you tell me I need to do otherwise, I'm quoting! Cause now you know what it's like to be unable to explain something that just makes sense to you.
from spring-da1sy :
Congratulations! That must be a fantastic feeling.
from mozangeles :
A friend's aunt once told me several years ago that at some point in my life, all of my serious ex-boyfriends would try to make an appearance in my life. All of them have - she was right! How strange is that? Why do they do that? xoxo - me
from amb1valent-k :
Guys who make a big show of 'being able to be myself with you' are actually shy and insecure - he's over compensating. If you wanted more you should just go for it - he'll sure as hell be grateful at not having to make the move. Might stick like a limpet when you're done though.
from mozangeles :
My mom is pretty cool, but yours is fucking awesome!!!!! xoxo - me
from virlomi :
My man is quiet, laid-back and geeky, but in bed he's an animal and can be totally kinky. I absolutely love knowing I'm the only one who sees that side.
from krugerpak007 :
I am glad you are dating. I don't think you should think about whether he is the right one or not. Just go out and be spoilt and have some fun! I love your mom. A woman after my own heart. I hope you are feeling better. Have a good Sunday! xoxox Kathy
from mozangeles :
I live in Southern California (the OC), but who knows where I will end up. My boyfriend is applying to Law school all over the country, even in D.C., and I am also applying all over for graduate school (EVENTUALLY) so I could end up being closer than you think! xoxo - me
from mozangeles :
I wish that I could be on messenger, too. Unfortunately, I am working for a fascist company where the administrator has to approve all downloads. Bah! Anyway, thanks for your feedback. I feel the same way about those places. I typically buy jeans and jackets from Old Navy, but you are right about the shirts. I have DDs, so I can barely fit into anything that you have to button up (which I love - button up blouses) without the shirt pulling at my boobs (and even at that, I have to get XXL just to get it to button over my boobs), and I certainly will not wear a shirt that is too short, either. Lane Bryant is way too expensive - you are right again. I only shop there when I take my mom with me, who sometimes is willing to pay for that stuff! But even then, I get really discouraged by their "casual" wear. They have really nice business clothes and dresses. I will have to check Torrid out in person, but like I said, I do not think the fashion sense is me at all. And if I do go into business, you are going to be my partner whether you like it or not! :) xoxo - me
from mozangeles :
You know, this is completely random, but I thought of it when I came across your entry about Torrid, and I just never left you a note about it. For years now, I have been struggling with finding decent, hip clothes for plus-size gals (and guys). Every time that my boyfriend and I go shopping, whether it be at Lane Bryant, Nordstrom Rack, Old Navy, etc, he mentions that pickins are slim, and I have to agree. Sometimes I find cute stuff, but either not my style, age range, etc. I have not been in a Torrid store yet, but I did check them out online and I have to say that I am not impressed for the most part. I saw ONE cute dress, and the rest of it was like anorexic fashions just made bigger, and I felt that the fashions accentuated all of the self-conscious parts of a plus-size girl's body. What do you think? So, if grad school does not work out for Italian or English, I am thinking about getting a MBA and opening a business for hip plus-size clothes. And if I do that, you are just the woman I would want to pick her brain! (Besides my own.) Anyway, what is your feedback about where to get plus-size clothes, etc? xoxo - me
from sensualistic :
that's exactly what it came down to upon decision making. keeping someone out of my pants daily or dealing with someone who flakes out every few weeks or so?
from x-plicity :
Mr. Big is such a clit tease!!!!
from darkbeans :
woah! that was intense. i happy no french people around me now when i scrolled down. LOL! jez, you do meet the most interesting people, girl. : )
from puppetgirl :
I can't remember if I've asked this before, but have you ever tried okcupid?
from grovermatic :
Hey, it's like The Bloodhound Gang sang: "If I could do it myself, I'd probably never leave the house." I tried. Too little to reach. :-(
from sexycreature :
Does that guy get a backache? And why do his balls look two different colors in the last two shots? Is the white balance off? hahahahaha, I think it's hilarious that I'm thinking about the white balance in a pic of a guy sucking his own dick.
from krugerpak007 :
I am speechless. OMG. xoxox
from divacowgirl :
all I can say...holy shit.
from catpewk :
If that was normal, two things would happen: Every guy in the world would have six pack abs, and the whole damn race would die out in one generation :>
from usmcsis :
wow. that is all i can think of to say and it isn't nearly enough. one, nine fucking inches? i'm not even sure i'd know what to do with that much cock. but i'd love to find out. lol and two, as bizarre as some people think it is, it is one of the biggest turn-on's i think i've ever seen. i'm not sure i want the whole show, but then again, it's like a car wreck, you just can't look away. um, so, yeah, perhaps you could send me his email...
from summerroll :
Holy Bejesus! That thing is ri-dicka-huge. It'a always weird when I here (and now seen, thanks to you)about guys who talk about "autofellatio" because I know so many guys who won't even kiss a girl after she's just sucked him off. Very fascinating indeed.
from yeahimadork :
Re: auto-fellatio guy: Um, WOW.
from mozangeles :
Yay! A date for the lovely Miss Pea. If you are really looking for something serious, you could also try Eharmony. I think that site is more for people who are looking for serious to marriage material. xoxo - me
from krugerpak007 :
A date! Great! I am very happy for you. You deserve to be treated like a queen and spoilt and taken care of! Enough crappy men. I want to see you totally happy! I hope you feel better honey. PMS and a cold? What a pain! Your hair looks great! Take care! xoxox Kathy
from dirrrtygrrrl :
I think you misunderstood my last note. I wasn't trying to be mean about it. Just letting you know what it does. I don't care who uses it. And no I am not a fake, I am a hairstylist. Still love your blog, always will. No offense taken, Chickpea... you're still a cool chica. ;)
from second-love :
Hope you feel better soon... summer colds are a bitch
from grovermatic :
You won't give up your blog because it is your voice. No blog, no voice... at least not until you find another means of expression to more than just a handful of friends. That, and we're your family. I'd be completely devestated if I hypothetically were barred from blogging.
from chickpea981 :
no offence to dirrtygirrl, but I've been using H&S since high school and if I don't use it, my scalp freaks out. Also, my hair can't hold a curl to save my life.
from myownjourney :
Well thanks for reading and for taking my little poll. :)
from dukkha-tanha :
Damn I always thought H&S was good for your hair. I'm going to keep using it because when I don't, I end up with the most unbelievably irritated, itchy, inflammed scalp ever. Ugh. I'd rather have unbonded hair. Anyway. What I really wanted to say was. I think she may be a fake. You know who. Just a hunch.
from dirrrtygrrrl :
ACK!!! Don't use Head and Shoulders girly. It has the same pH balance as a perm solution. Not good at all. I am a hairstylist. We actually do experiments with it in school. Perm solution breaks the bonds in your hair so that when you neutralize it, it will take the shape of the perm rod, thus leaving you with curls. So if you are using H&S with no neutralizer, your bonds are still broken. If you want more advice in the hair department, just ask... or email, [email protected]
from hibiscus101 :
YOUR HAIR IS B-EA-UTIFUL!
from damonjones :
Yes you look much nicer with longer hair and with it down. I often wonder why more women do not wear their hair down more often because it looks so much better in my opinion. No matter how fancy women do your hair with those french braids and twists and the like it does not look as lovely as flowing naturally around their face.
from trulypoetic :
I love your hair long like it is now....but I like your bangs shorter because then we's can see's you're beeeeyouuutifull eyes!!
from damonjones :
:)
from sensualistic :
old school nintendo rocks! especially zelda!!! this is why the universe put us together :D
from grovermatic :
Curious how the two options you cite for your recent attitude are either a)getting your shit together, or b)adverse PMS. Call me crazy, I thought those were polar opposites. :-) I guess after Marilyn Manson (love the guy, but you have to admit he's kinda goofy looking), just about any other man would start looking good. But Pacino... damn!
from cubjam11 :
Rose-fucking-McGowan and Al-fucking-Pacino are an in-fucking-volved??? Eeee-fucking-eeeew! xoxox - J-fucking-amie I *so* love that word. p.s. Your mommy sounds uber-sweet! I like her already...
from catpewk :
You are allergic to something. I think you should go see a Doc..
from meatballiz :
both my gf and i have the wet pussy issues. it's so gross. it's the worst right after shaving. we keep a roll of paper towels almost everywhere so we can 'wipe up'. it's so disgusting when it's hot, you're walking around in a public place and it's practically dripping down your leg. ugh. but i do find jason schwartzman pretty interesting and attractive. have you seen spun? he's a really nice guy, well that's how he comes off at least. but still a little weird. lol.
from mozangeles :
"It just seeps out sometimes and I can feel it squish between my slit while I'm filing or copying, or breathing at work. You know what a pussy fart feels like?" OH GOOD LAWD, lady, seriously, you had me in hysterics when I was reading this. I could just kiss you for being so blunt and honest about something that happens to all of us, but we are too embarassed to talk about. I have an abnormally wet pussy, too, and sometimes my boyfriend almost catches me trying to wipe some of the moisture away, because I hate it when it gets on my panties. I have not learned a trick to stop it yet. xoxo - me
from applerobot :
No, not too late for condolences m'dear. Thank you though. Muchly appreciated indeed. I have to keep telling myself that death is a celebration just as birth is. Urgh, but it's hard to swallow. Anyway, I don't leave comments often enough. I love yr diary missy.
from krugerpak007 :
Glad things are sorted out. You take beautiful pictures! And glad you had such a good time. A woman after my own heart I tell you.. Take care hon. xoxox
from cubjam11 :
Nice photos, as always. Love ya, toots! xoxox, Jamie
from bambinodoll :
Hey chickie. . .I'm moving out of the country next year. I wasn't sure if you were keeping up on my diary ..since it's really not that interesting, as of late. Anyway. ...UK here I come as of next late summer/ early fall. Email me sometime...and have a safe summer.
from grovermatic :
Aquarium? You weren't at the Newport Aquarium in Covington were you?
from mozangeles :
Well, you had her number and talked to her...so a real person exists...it really is just a matter of is she who she claims she is? This is getting really strange. I am glad that you had an awesome time nevertheless. xoxo - me
from cladon580 :
That's too bad about her. I'm glad that you had a great trip.
from mozangeles :
That is really strange that she just vanished? Did you have her number to get in touch? Very, very odd. I hope nothing bad has happened. xoxo - me
from whystinger :
I just signed in fast and wanted to say hello and let you know that I'm thinking of you. HOpe all is well, cause I haven't had the chance to catch up.
from goingloopy :
I just found you on MySpace & sent a request to be friends...I figured I would leave you a note telling you not to be afraid...I'm just from Diaryland. :) (And I found you through Andria.)
from krugerpak007 :
Have a good time! Drive safely and just enjoy. xoxox
from dukkha-tanha :
Have a great road trip. I hope that you have nothing but fun, fun, fun. And that you write about it, too! =)
from thegoodbiboy :
I didn't say they were whores, I said it seemed that way. I guess it goes by the "network" of friends you have.
from divacowgirl :
Damn girl. After I spent a good half hour reading all your updates, I wanted to hug you, cry with you and give you a high five!
from neangel :
good luck with the part time interview i hope you get it!! does that mean you get a discount on toys & porn? if so i am so sending you money!! :P
from krugerpak007 :
I told you I like your mom! I am glad you guys spoke. I really hope you start to feel better. I know how it sucks to be depressed. hen you don't feel like going out or doing anything and you feel like everything has to be forced... Take your time and I hope you feel better, and if you don't I recommend meds. I know a lot of people don't but they honestly work with me. I guess some people can live without them and some need help. It's ok to need help.Am I making any sense? Anyway hon, feel better and take care. xoxox Kathy
from grovermatic :
Reminds me of my Mother In Law's friends, Ed and Kathy. They've been exclusive to each other since high school in the late 60's. They finally got married a few years ago. Up until then, they've lived their own houses, and lived their own lives. To this day they still act like high school sweethearts. It's so adorable, and I can't help but feel that maybe they have the right idea.
from trulypoetic :
I am a girl that loves me some bangs. I've always had bangs and when I try to let go of my banging habit I just look odd and no one else likes it either. I like me slow bangs, long bangs, but please oh please oh please do not give me none of those short short bangs. Those just suck!!!
from sensualistic :
there's nothing wrong with you other than your overthinking mind. stop it! the more you look at others (and he's not my boyfriend!) the more you'll feel like garbage. remember when you didn't give a fuck about who you had or where you were? and how about a dozen men were after you all at once? that isn't a coincidence! and yes, the name calling thing is creepy. so you aren't weird. or not completely weird. :D
from krugerpak007 :
You do sound depressed. Exercise probably would help but who has the time or energy? I certainly don't and I know it would be so good for me and help with a lot of issues that I have. Anyway hon, I hope you feel better soon. hang in there, I know it sucks seen everyone married and having babies. But you are young. just enjoy it while you can. The freedom I mean. Take care. xoxox
from mozangeles :
I really dislike having my name called out, too. It makes me want to laugh. It is no longer fun if it becomes subjective. Anyway, I did your tag game, finally, but I did it. Good luck with the sex shop interview. You are the perfect person to work there - probably very knowledgeable. I would buy something from ya! :) xoxo - me
from cubjam11 :
Except for the one entry... ;-) Love ya!
from cubjam11 :
Well, I tried a minimalistic approach for my cursor. It's vibrant, yet not overly annoying. Now as for the music? Never. It would slow users on a dial-up connection to a crawl.
from cubjam11 :
Oops! You know what I did? I copied the text directly from your entry and forgot to remove the word "locked". I'm such a towelhead. ;-)
from marinka-mp :
Chickpea, Your entery just gave me the chills. My brother used to be in the Golf and I had dreams as well. Everything dangerous that happened to him/around him I saw it in my dream. It will get better I promise.
from krugerpak007 :
I know, I feel the same way. The pictures remind me of here. I don't know what this world is coming to. xoxox
from krugerpak007 :
Hope you feel better! xoxox
from mozangeles :
Damn woman, I had the most stressful day of work in my entire life, and I get called a bitch? Hm, well, I guess I am, but STILL! I am going to get to your tag game, I promise! xoxo - me
from cubjam11 :
I'm sorry, sweetpea. I completely missed that entry. I'm gonna do it tonight. And as for calling me a 'bitch'? Ahhhh! You remembered! ;-) Love ya, cupcake! I'll work on that tonight. xo! - Jamie
from second-love :
OMG i LOVE it when you are full of angst!! You absolutely crack me UP and i couldnt agree with ALL that stuff :)))
from neangel :
damn i forgot gwen!! i hate her and that damn b-a-n-a-n-a song. down with the 30something pop rocker singing a teeny high school song!!
from yeahimadork :
Dammit. I say retarded all the time. I was thinking of writing about the whores of myspace, since I was looking at the craptastic Tila Tequila's profile, in which EVERY picture has her nearly (or in some - completely) naked, and she wrote an entire paragraph about how people shouldn't judge her based on her pictures. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Dumbass.
from second-love :
I've cried a river of tears the last few months. I always think "man.... THAT cry should last me for weeks..." but nope... then im right back to crying again. And im glad im not the only one that is fragile lately and can be tipped over the edge easily by a confusing statement etc. Mr. Blank sounds so much like Sam... they are like "uh duh... sorry i didnt realize i was being a dumbshit" *sigh* - and it IS a test... i think there are critical points in everyones life where they have to be tested. Its what makes us stronger *hugs and smiles*
from krugerpak007 :
I do the same thing too..I agree with Second-Love though. xoxoxo
from abittergirl :
oh god men suck. I've been doing the same damn thing; getting into sexual relationships and wondering why I'm feeling unsatisfied emotionally. I don't have any solutions to offer seeing as how I'm in the same boat, but at least you know you're not the only one. :)
from second-love :
Damn... that conversation sounds SO familiar. Are all guys just brain dead??? I think so. And your thoughts are mine on a constant ongoing basis... why IS it that WE make the time, but they cant seem to? Well, the first reason is because they cant fuckin multi-task worth a shit... but second... because they "just arent that into us???"... i hate the phrase but i think its true... the ass-wipes :))))))
from usmcsis :
jesus doesn't like people with bad grammar! best come back ever ~
from grovermatic :
I'm with Mozangeles! I'm dying to hear you get all girly and mushy over somebody who melts you into a puddle. :-)
from foolosophy :
SWEET! do u have msn at all?
from foolosophy :
thanks! heh if ur willing to join me, ur just my type ;)
from cladon580 :
You should always post/near 1:15 am. It will give me something else to read instead of my email. No fair you get off of work early. I'm on central time. Have a great holiday!
from mozangeles :
Yay! You quoted me. I feel so special. :) I really do look forward to that day. I really like all the sex stories, especially since I have not been single in a long time, and even when I was, I never experienced the fun you've had, but I think it would be really interesting to see how your life could take a turn once you found someone special. It would not be any less entertaining, that's for sure. :) xoxo - me
from krugerpak007 :
Your boss sounds great. Feel good sweety..xoxox
from dukkha-tanha :
"day I write about the love of my life"--I will so enjoy reading that too because you so deserve it! As far as meds, some doctors prescribe meds like lorazepam or clonipin for PMS freaking out, it's not regular anti-depressant meds but more something you take as needed. And it helps a great deal. But then, life would be so boring without the once a month meltdown, don't you think? I kid, I kid! Have a great 4th. I'll only be wearing blue and white. I'm boycotting red this year. =)
from mozangeles :
I will be so overjoyed for you when the day comes when you are writing about the "love of your life." I cannot wait! You deserve it. xoxo - me
from fireflyez76 :
Congrats on making it two years. I know what kind of accomplishment that is!! :) Stone is a dick JMO... anyone who says they will "deal with you later" isn't worthy of the Divine Miss Pea.
from krugerpak007 :
6 months time? I didn't understand that but maybe I am just missing something? I think you could be right about the sex thing, although I seem to be opposite to you now. When they are nice and lovey I start getting repulsed. Weird whats going on with me now..I am glad you are rid of the ex. And I am glad you like your job. It is so important!!! Take care you!
from whystinger :
Back in town and wanted to say hello. Came close to your home last week. If I wasn't on a deadline, I have stopped at Wegmans...
from yeahimadork :
Well, damn. I reached the same point with the useless sex recently myself. It was good for a while, but it's not fun anymore, and, like you, now I want more... now I just need to find some sucker to give it to me. :)
from x-plicity :
cute. *grin*
from virlomi :
Mmm . . . Claussen dill pickles. They make me more Jewish everytime I have them, I swear.
from chakra-chick :
Thanks for the note sweetie. Yeah...PMS cravings scare me sometimes too - I shudder to think what sort of cravings I will have when I am pregnant too...
from krugerpak007 :
I am crazy about your mom. I already told you that though!
from grovermatic :
I'm with the previous commenter... it's nice to see you making plans for you and nobody else. Sounds like you're long overdue for a fresh start with your life.
from batalicious :
Love to see you making plans for YOU. Hugs oo
from sex-gurl :
Oh ya.... quite unattractive. I think a little and I mean a very small amount of male "wimpiness" is alright... they can't pretend to be big bad boys all of the time, but whatever the fuck that display I read was... that was a very wimpy male. What... a jackass.
from x-plicity :
Right on!
from trulypoetic :
I heard soaring eagle was a big flop...teehee...
from liars-lovers :
your dog is awesome. wolfies are kewl.
from krugerpak007 :
Your baby is beautiful. Feel good sweety! xoxox
from lilfoxyvixen :
As long as you don't get into the "girls not allowed" phase then we are coo! :) Chin up girlie, I heart you!
from sensualistic :
that's beyond pathetic
from divacowgirl :
It is pathetic, plus he can't spell liar ;)
from pipersplace :
Oh My God. He sounds so pathetic. Role playing for fun is one thing, but he sounds just pathetic. He must be really into it, and you, though because you can almost hear the excitement in his voice the more disgusted you get. I'd stay away from him if I were you. I'm getting some Jefferey Dahmer vibes off of that one.
from krugerpak007 :
OMG. He is desperate for you. And weird. xoxoxox
from liars-lovers :
i wanna sex u up (tick tock u dont stop)
from sex-gurl :
What... the hell kind of conversation was that? That guys seems like a fucking weirdo if you ask me. But, you shouldn't ask me.
from cubjam11 :
I love it when you dominate men. Gets me all hot. Oh, no. Wait. I'm back! But it *is* fun to watch you do that. (Or read it) Whatever. I make no sense when I'm tired. ZZZZ. Love ya, woman! Muah! X's and O's - J
from dukkha-tanha :
See, so it's not all that bad now, is it? Life sucks, bitches bite ass, you feel like shit, but you got yourself some real good lovin' coming up soon. I find it rather funny how a bunch of us females here on dland seem to have the same menstrual cycle. I thought that was only true of women who work or live together. =)
from mrgrey :
*thinks for a moment* No. You can keep it. >:) Okay, so where in the HELL did you meet Mr. Threesome/moresome? Perhaps he should put Mr. Moron there. Seems more fitting to me.
from evilestone :
Ummmm, explain something to me, Sexy... How could ANYONE not prefer to see you naked? Inconceivable! ; )
from grovermatic :
It makes me happy to read that things are going well for you. :-)
from pocket-pool :
Ah! "Naked" with Stone. Sounds more like you were more "nude" with him. There's a diff!
from icyjewel :
That sounded like a terrific Father's Day! I'm glad to hear that.
from cubjam11 :
Terrific Father's Day entry. Love ya, babe! XOXOX - J
from mrgrey :
Would it help dislodge that broomstick if you knew I've been reading you ever since that YIM convo?
from catpewk :
Yes I have to lecture you. What the hell do you think you're doing going around giving us guys boners in the middle of the afternoon with entries like that? Good lord woman, you shamelss hussy! As far as the condom thing goes...That's up to you kiddo. My little act of forgetfulness has cost me $700/month for the last 13 years. 5 more to go...
from lilfoxyvixen :
Holy Hell's Bells!! Ummm, I found that rather stimulating girlie! No lecturing is needed, I am sure you beat yourself up more than what we could ever do.... but don't. Enjoy yourself, you deserve it! But make sure to give us details of the enjoyment :)
from krugerpak007 :
Jealous, jealous, jealous. xoxox
from mozangeles :
WOW! That is hot! I am speechless.
from yeahimadork :
I will not lecture, because you're a grown woman (and I have done the same thing myself). I will say that I am damn jealous, though. ;)
from darkbeans :
sorry baby, i don't think i can with this software, i will try. : ) oh am i buzzed.... drinking with strangers at a strange bar. haha... needed to leave early to get some sleep for tomorrow's boarding day. i hope you like the trip. and how are things with your boy? still give u the good times? : ) i trust yes. lots of hugs and kisses, me.
from darkbeans :
hey sweet thing....sorry it's so lonely in there. i've put you on the trip website update. i hope my boring narrative is ok. : ) here it is again: http://homepage.mac.com/rmshultz/blogwavestudio/index.html cheers! and keep daydreaming about boardroom sex. ; )
from cubjam11 :
Two things: Thanks for pointing out that I didn't put down the location on my friend Stephen's 'Quest4Love' page. I fixed that. And secondly, I think it's great that you want children etc. someday -- and that you intend on waiting. When the time is right -- you'll know. Until then -- have fun! :-) Love ya, sweet thang! x's and o's, JamiePoo
from dukkha-tanha :
I think your attitude on being single right now is excellent. 24 is too young to be married and have kids. Personally, I think the age of at least 28, even 30, is perfect marrying and babying time. Most of my friends that were married young are divorced now. You will not regret waiting when the time comes. And make sure that man likes to eat at the Y! =)
from sensualistic :
Weigh the pros and cons. Is it really worth it? Deep down I think you know the answer, have known since the last time he fucked off. 5 minutes of goodness will never be balanced by hours of heartache. It's just not worth it. I've come to the thought that I'd rather be 'single' in the sense of being alone than trying/hoping to make someone want me. If they don't want you from go, they never will. Fuck em and deal with what's on your own plate. And really hope you don't end up a bitter old bitch like I really sound right now :)
from tiragem :
Man, I need to read more entries like those - makes me feel that being single ain't so bad after all.
from applerobot :
I agree with mozangeles too! There is something wonderful about being single that you don't tend to see until you're with someone. But then again there's also something wonderful about being with someone. I guess it's just the challenge to see if you can find someone who suits you perfectly - someone who lets you be you and who you can be happy with. It's hard work (I guess? I'm struggling with it myself sometimes), but you can't (unfortunately?) rely on yourself for everything. xxx
from mozangeles :
There is absolutely nada wrong with being single and 24. In fact, sometimes I wish that I was (even though I love my boyfriend), just because I would like to experience some things on my own, you know? I think it is absolutely wonderful that you have goals and are working to make them realities. I, too, want to get a teaching credential. We should help motivate each other to get that done! xoxo - me
from yeahimadork :
First, thanks for the link, sister. That entry put knots in my stomach. Blech. And, all my friends are married, or seriously coupled, leaving me the lone single sucker. I, like you,have no desire to get married and start popping out kids (and I am 31 - prime "ticking clock" years). I love that I live alone, pay all my own bills, and don't have to answer to anyone for anything. Yeah, I am broke half the time, but I don't care. At least I am broke on my own terms. I don't even know if that made sense. Dammit. :)
from sensualistic :
"Seriously though, what the fuck happened to making your OWN life? When did it become this requirement that you had to graduate highschool, go to college and graduate that, get engaged, get a career, and get married? Since when do we have to share everything with someone else?" <-- I fell into that trap and look what happened! In the end I've cut all men out of life and I'm working on ME. Because in the end that's all you have, you. And if you rely on someone else to get you there, even though you're together, you still won't have what you want. You gotta do it for yourself. I swear this is the best entry you've written about yourself hands down. Fuck the sex, the best is when you focus on you.
from pocket-pool :
Aw, shucks!
from sensualistic :
that's fucked. i can see mine, i'm on a free account. but paying for that shit? hell no!
from divacowgirl :
Thank you for your note. I understand how what you went through would certainly affect your opinion. All I can say is that I've been more than fair. Do I feel this is all the girl's fault? No way. Their mom is the queen of manipulation. However, my boys have a stepmom and I've never had issues with her and the boys love her. That's because I've taught my boys better. They had a rough time at first, they wanted to be mean to her out of some sense of "loyalty" to me. I quickly explained that they weren't doing me any favors and that their treatment of their stepmom was a reflection of how I raised them. To have people write such horrible untruths about me and then file those untruths in a legal document is so traumatic. Will I forgive? Yes, because walking around with hate and anger in my heart only causes me more pain. I truly believe that one day the girls will see what has happened through clearer eyes.
from krugerpak007 :
Nice picture! Have a good week. xoxox
from grovermatic :
I love my Utilikilt! On any outing, I get no less than two inquiries from totally strange women about my underwear (or lack thereof). "You wearing anything under there?" "Lipstick."
from cubjam11 :
The festival looked like fun, if only for the hot cops with fine asses! ;-) Love the new bowling ball as well. Miss Pea. I love it! XOXOXOXOX -- JamiePoo
from sensualistic :
copy machine story. i know how to fix the damn thing when it jams (cause i've done it about a million times) but half the men in my store have no idea what to do just to copy. i snicker and walk by telling them to hit the little green glowing button and magic happens.
from sensualistic :
Of course! The year of 2006 is save like mad! Actually, by then I'll be eligible for vacation time too. :D
from krugerpak007 :
I love your mom already!
from mozangeles :
I think you should make those boys to wait and see you and spend quality time with you (ahem, you know what I mean) until you find out if they are the right kind of person for you. Although I know you like having fun, I am sensing a change in you, young grasshopper! You want a relationship, I know it! And you need to make the men HOLD OUT awhile while you get to know them - but it sounds like you might be doing that. xoxo - me
from divacowgirl :
If you're going to be submissive it has to be with someone who knows what they're doing. If you have a submissive nature, you'll enjoy every freakin moment of it, but in a way that's hard to explain.
from grovermatic :
I take it The Boy knows how to handle a cat o'nine tails? Submissive by nature, that's something I've always wanted to try just once... Bit of a negative undertone to your post, though. Is everything ok?
from neangel :
it definitely is a mixture of both arousal and fear if the dom is serious and experienced. i think the thrill is actually really feeling submissive without forcing it, letting it just take over you completely. it's been about 6 yrs since i've had that type of d/s experience... far too long i'd say
from mr-onion :
You naughty naughty sour-cream-loving-girl. Don't tempt me or I'll put ranch dressing on my perogies tonight!
from grovermatic :
Is there anything more arousing than the distant sound of approaching thunder?
from mozangeles :
I cannot wait to hear new stories, by the way! xoxo - me
from mozangeles :
Is this a new boy!? Wow, keep adding to that cast page! xoxo - me
from krugerpak007 :
Wow, you had a great birthday, the pictures are great, the present is great, you saw your gran, and got laid! I am happy for you! take care hon! xoxox
from x-plicity :
Glad you had an awesome b-day!!!! *hugs*
from pocket-pool :
Oh my, quelle birthday! BTW, does he have a brother? ;-)
from darkbeans :
happy b-day! and awesome presents over and over and ... well over again! : )
from sexycreature :
Hi Miss Pea, I am so glad that you are getting some great loving! What a nice birthday.
from pipersplace :
Happy Birthday, with hugs and kisses
from krugerpak007 :
Happy Birthday!!!! xoxoxo
from ydwtk :
so have a happy one! :)
from grovermatic :
I'd wish you a happy birthday, but from the sound of things, I'm pretty sure it has been!
from panthiras :
!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
from dukkha-tanha :
YEY! Happy birfday to you!!!! =)
from fireflyez76 :
~*~HAPPY BIRTHDAY~*~
from applerobot :
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
from sensualistic :
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIFE!!!
from chakra-chick :
Happy Birthday Indeed! Hope you have a good day. ~smooches~
from twistdfaerie :
I love your condensed version of Star Wars! Genious!
from grovermatic :
Men in your sex life may come and go, but we, your loyal readers, are with you every step of the way.
from batalicious :
Some fathers have a lot to answer for. It scares me how similar Baza's mum and my dad are at times... I wonder what that says about us...
from mr-onion :
(Al Pacino in Scarface)+ (Simon Cowell) = Gordon Ramsey. I think I love him and his sweaty chef jacket.
from cubjam11 :
If you've got too many men to handle, feel free to send some my way! ;-) Love ya, babe! xoxox, Jamie
from pipersplace :
Harem! Ha! I love it. And the tampon sneezes are deservedly a classic. Awesome as usual my dear.
from tiragem :
You should copyright that last entry, chick, because someone is going to steal your script, make a short film with it, and make more money than Lucas ever did. I like the variety of your wishlist - very cool. The tampon sneezes - I've had just about all 3 of those at one point in time or another, which is why I marginally prefer diapers. And I am so happy that my brothers aren't old enough to have jizz rags yet. And by the time they do, I shall be out of the house. As for the kickboxer/flez situation... to be frank with you, if I didn't have experience with being in that sort of situation myself, I would advise you to get out of it - it makes no sense. But I am in a similar situation, and flatly refuse to listen to my own advice. So who am I to say anything? I have already resigned myself to live as my heart/feelings instruct. That way, I am more true to myself, and guaranteed to feel nirvana-like emotional highs, but also devestating emotional lows. It's an exchange I'm willing to take. Maybe it would not be so extreme for you, but you have to decide what your threshold should be as well. And thanks for the compliments on the pictures and painting - I hope to add to both soon, though I am positive that I could never be as talented as you with respect to photography.
from catpewk :
No one believes me, but I read everything I could get my hands about Star Wars back in 1977. And I distinctly remember Lucas saying at the time that their were originally going to be 12 episodes. This last movie was good - but something about it is nagging at me - and I don't know what...
from grovermatic :
You are a geek, and my favorite t-shirt says "Talk nerdy to me". Hmm...
from lilfoxyvixen :
No, I haven't seen it either... MY GOD GIRL, I love your version better.. LOL
from yeahimadork :
Oh my god. I am laughing my ass off at your "Revenge of the sith" condensed version. "I'll show you a sexy helmet later..." Hilarious, I tell you. Am I the only person who hasn't seen this damned movie?
from kryptonite13 :
LMAO, I dont know why I thought when you said "Onion Pussy" Im thinking hmmm..."A pussy that so good it makes you want to cry?" LOL, I might add the latter into my vocab! Thanks!
from krugerpak007 :
So sorry to hear about your gran sweety. I can only imagine what you are all going through. Take care of yourself. xoxox
from neangel :
hey email me an addy so send you a bday present!! my email addy is on my dland page.
from lildebkitty :
I meant to ask you this before, but would you be so kind as to tell me your cucumber salaqd recipe? It looks so very yummy!
from cladon580 :
I haven't had perogies(I know I probably misspelled that) since I was in Florence last year. Sounds yummy.
from thegoodbiboy :
Lindsay Lohan use to be very hot. As a matter of fact, I saw her in a preview of the new 'Herbie' movie and she looked great. But now....yuck. A mess. If in some strange world she came up to me and said, "let's go, you and me, right now, my bed," I'd tell her to go have a few bowls of pasta and then come back to me. She's gross. How sad.
from whystinger :
What a good sister... My sis would have thrown the jiss rag at me, then said "clean up your jiss rag and don't be an asshole..." Wonder if he set it as a trap...
from grovermatic :
Actually, Dave Chappelle came back home here to Yellow Springs for a while. Front page blurb in the Dayton paper about how people have been seeing him there. Hell, I thought I saw him when I was there last week. I guess it was him. He just used the whole "South Africa" thing so that the press wouldn't follow him home.
from spring-da1sy :
Hey, your b-day is on my divorce hearing day! Gonna be a good one. Good luck with the wish. By the way, you're too young to say that being debt free would be better than cock.
from divacowgirl :
I am so with you on the CSI foursome!
from pirategirl :
Monkey and I were speaking of that boy's teeth last night. I made him laugh when I said they were like my mom's. I don't remember them looking like that before...
from fireflyez76 :
How 'bout Brad and I go down to ya, take ya out get you shamelessly drunk and take you back to our room *wink*wink* :P
from abittergirl :
why don't you get that new pill that only gives you 4 periods a year? It works on the same principle as the manipulation you're talking about. Apparently, it's pretty harmless to only get your period a few times a year like that. So don't worry.
from cubjam11 :
Never fear -- they were British soldiers. That was British tax dollars hard at work! ;-) xoxox -- J
from dukkha-tanha :
The picture thing is funny. My friend Smokey used to steal people's cameras and take pictures of his dick. I still think that's funny. Oh, and I think that lack of intelligence is actually a required qualification for fuck toys. =)
from cubjam11 :
"I met a pretty boy with teeth that annoyed me and an IQ that rivals houseplants. But he was pretty." Where do you come up with this stuff? Hahahahaha!!!! :-) XOXOX -- J
from grovermatic :
That was a brilliant analogy, that final paragraph. I completely understand where you are coming from, and hope to get there myself some day.
from mozangeles :
Can we go torture your exboyfriend with your apartment? Seriously??? xoxo - me
from dukkha-tanha :
Although not word for word, ten years ago I'd have written basically the same stuff regarding relationships and my lack thereof. Except I had a kid to boot. AND I lived with my dad until I was 28(he worked evenings, I worked days and he was gone every weekend, that's why it lasted as long as it did). I know you don't want to hear this, but you are still young. You're fine. You are beautiful and smart and you have excellent job skills and you are worth having a decent man. He's out there, it's just that the motherfucker is making you wait! Roller coasters are fun. And you need, NEED to see grandma and you know you do, now git!!!
from yeahimadork :
Oh, Miss Pea... part of why I love you and your diary is because I saw a lot of similarities with my own life (in terms of relationships with men). I am pretty much in exactly the same place you are. Oh - and damn you and your good veins. DAMN YOU! ;)
from sensualistic :
You will be laughing at the end of the ride. Remember that coaster we saw? You're on *that* one, huge assed fucker that never seems to stop. But eventually it will babe.
from whystinger :
I do love that dress on you! You look like a million bucks my dear!!!
from hibiscus101 :
i love it love it love it. it looks so nice! i missed out on being in my friends wedding, i would have loved ot get all dolled up for it though. that whole female thing where you love the pampering and looking so nice for one day. bride or not.:)
from mozangeles :
I really like that dress! Will you be wearing the white top underneath, or will you show some cleavage? Very nice, I like black dresses. I have always wanted to go to David's Bridal to try on dresses, but now that I know that the sizes are askew, I am not looking forward to it anymore. Poo! xoxo - me
from neangel :
i think bridal shops are trying to make sure all brides go on major diets because all of them are at least 2 sizes larger then they really are. meaning if you're an 8 normally you will be a 10 or larger in wedding dresses. it sucks ass but that's what they do.
from neangel :
wow i'm very shocked. we had an appointment as well at one of the high end bridal boutiques near south coast plaza in the OC. perhaps that's why they don't do it there cause it's so puff puff hoity toidy. she didn't end up getting her wedding dress there anyways. glad she found something! it took salgal like almost 20 different shops all over OC & even the surrounding counties to find hers.
from chakra-chick :
The dress is stunning sweetie! It's great to be a chick...eh?
from hlupak :
thanks for the note. i'm 5'7" too.
from grovermatic :
90% gay, 10% bi?? I totally want that guy to pin me down and fuck me senseless!
from darkbeans :
LOL! csi fourway! you crack me up.... : )
from neangel :
you know they're really not going to kill him off. ooh and be careful with the camera. they don't allow pics to be taken. i used my cell phone cam in the dressing room when it was just me & the salgal. make sure the keys & flash is on silent too! ;)
from dukkha-tanha :
I was just watching the re-run last night and lusting heavily over Grissom and Warrick. Nick's hot, but he doesn't turn me on like the other two. I couldn't do a three way anyway. I'd want to be able to focus on one at a time. For a long time. ;p
from lovelydaisy :
I love those CSI guys too. my husband thinks i'm nuts, but man what a turn on. A guy with brains does it for me every time :) Maybe cause they don't say "huh" as much ;)
from ms-turner :
Can't forget Greg for CSI either. What is it about the science nerds that is such a turn on? :-)
from fireflyez76 :
I think you and I are cosmic twins Chicky-Honey. For one.. KB is quite yummy, and I'd be jealous if I didn't have my own yummy man ;) Gay/Lez porn is a major turn on... maybe it's because it's still considered taboo... I'm for *almost* anything kinky. Brad calls me a "Seak" trans: Sex Freak LOL Should I be anything else?
from foolosophy :
ahhh well that may be due to me being in Australia, and i think u are in the US of A? dont you have speed cameras over there?? if not, im moving!! speed cameras have been around for years here, but in the past year or two they have started putting in fixed speed cameras at intersections, so if u speed up to catch the light before it goes red, u get done for speeding, and if u speed through a red light, u get done for the red light AND speeding! there are heaps of speed cameras that are set up in cars on the side of the road, which makes it tricky to spot them, hence i got done... funny the 4 previous speeding fines ive had were all from police with radar... damnit go do something constructive like shooting drug dealers or something sheesh!
from neangel :
Ooh i'm for lesbian porn all the way and occasionally straight but i can't stand watching too much c*ck so the gm stuff don't do nothing for me.
from neangel :
its funny you should write that because a great majority of lesbians i know prefer gay male porn to straight or lesbian. the reasons i've heard were - that it's more real, a guy can't fake an erection but women spit.
from yeahimadork :
I thought I was in the minority of chicks who get off on man on man action. I LOVE IT!! Glad to hear there's some other girls who do, too ;)
from x-plicity :
It breaks my heart to hear that things were shitty for you this weekend. *mega hugs*
from bootsnbuckls :
Good to know Chickpea, I appreciate the willingness to do that. There comes a time when all things must fall, especially those things that create such choas in our lives. We all live by our good intentions, but some of us don't succeed at the effort we claim to have put forth. Those people are called assholes. ~wink~ Thanks again Chickpea!
from spring-da1sy :
Crow's not so bad, and in the end, you realized it and did the right thing. Go, Chickpea! You probably did it out of fear of being hurt again, so don't be so hard on yourself. It seems like he knows you well enough to know the sweet, caring side.
from sensualistic :
Surreal. I had the same conversation with the Wanker yesterday.
from grovermatic :
Yay! Pictures! That's what attracted me to your blog in the first place. Well...ok, actually it was one of your swinger party stories. But you'd've lost me were it not for your wonderful photos. :-) And rest assured we're all sending you loving thoughts on your situation.
from iwanttotell :
I can't view your pictures! :( Anyway I'm so glad you had such a good time. Hope your granny has a speedy recovery. Hugs
from mozangeles :
Your wife and I have the same tea kettle. It must be IKEA! Her whole apartment looks like IKEA! Wondrous! Lovely! Toronto looks beautiful. I have to go there sometime. I am glad you had such a good time! It was much needed! xoxo - me
from fireflyez76 :
Thanks for the sweet note darlin! Toronto sounds awesome... I am so friggen jealous! LOL You deserved every joyful minute of it :)
from pretty-pussy :
omg! that pic of the glass floor is freaky. did you walk on it?
from sensualistic :
"she's giggling reading this because I am too." You so know that's true! I'm sitting here freaking out the furball cause I laughed like a jackass through the entire Day 5 re-cap. Fucking classic babe!!!!
from yeahimadork :
Holy shit - imagine my surprise after reading and loving your diary for so damn long to see that you added me to your favorites! I never leave notes or sign the guestbook, but I really do think you kick ass. The Toronto pictures were fantastic, and I am glad to hear your Grandmother is doing better. :)
from cubjam11 :
God I LOVED Toronto. I'll try to catch up with you soon online. This new job has my bodyclock saying "What the fuck???" xoxox - J p.s. I wasn't really following the runaway bride story too much. I NEVER watch the news. They're notorious for sneaking a dead body in while you're in the middle of eating dinner. BAH!
from iwanttotell :
I'm glad you had a good time. Can't wait for Part 2.
from mozangeles :
I missed you, but I am glad that you had such a wonderful time with your wife. I am also very glad to hear that your grandmother survived surgery and is doing well. xoxo - me
from sensualistic :
Would you believe that my Mom heard over the radio to beware unauthorized cabbies in the airport area? They are unlicenced and pretending to be cabdrivers for the straight cash. Does that not sound oddly familiar to you?!? Hope your new job is a good one and Gramma is still doing ok!
from lilfoxyvixen :
Miss you girlie.... hope your gma is better and hope your first day of work is great!
from lovelydaisy :
Enjoy toronto. I hope your grandma gets better soon. I hope you find a whole truckload of hot firemen :)
from dukkha-tanha :
I'm not lawsuit happy either but there are times when it's necessary and this is certainly one of them. Poor Grandma. Men are great when they're not your's. Look at me. 10 years ago I was you, getting with the "wrong" guys and just wanting one of my own, but so so so careful about getting emotionally involved. Now, I realize that it wasn't so bad being single. I'd trade all your woes for my husband in a heartbeat. Only I know you wouldn't be up for that trade since you're too fucking smart for this shit! Best wishes that Grandma recovers and is ready to kick some ass in court (if it makes it that far!).
from mozangeles :
Good to hear that you are having a good time in Canada land! Eat some ketchup and dill flavored crisps for me!!!! xoxo - me
from damonjones :
I just heard about your grandma and would like to pass along good wishes for a smooth recovery.
from mrgrey :
Have fun in the frozen wastelands of Canada, eh. :D
from neangel :
have fun! We'll miss your updates!
from sensualistic :
I promise to take very good care of this lady and make sure she takes her mind off of things as well as be her rock :) xoxoxo
from hlupak :
i'm sending you warm thoughts. i know that we haven't met in person, but i believe that you are a terrific person. i hope you have fun on your trip. allow yourself to have whatever feelings that you have, and don't worry what others think. sorry that this rambles so.
from darkbeans :
hey girl have a great trip!! enjoy yourself!! and tell us all about it! hehehe
from dukkha-tanha :
I hope you have an excellent trip that goes smoothly with no "surprises" from the homefront. You need it. Have fun! =)
from snoozie-girl :
hey, i've been reading your diary for a while. i just wanted to let you kno wmy thoughts are with you & your grandma. i went through something similar with my grandpa around christmas, and thank God he's back at home. take care.
from thegoodbiboy :
I want people to talk directly to me? Really? And I get a kick out of the all-knowing entries. In the end, it's just their opinion, but I still get a kick out of them. I also don't have to agree with everything I read. And as for my diary, I think it's like Seinfeld, a lot of nothing going on.
from fireflyez76 :
Your gram is still in my thoughts and prayers! As are you for strength while grandma recoups. *BIG HUGS* to both of you!
from kryptonite13 :
Sorry about your grandma *hugz* But thing is...after I read it I said "I wouldnt be surprise while doing the endoscopy she acquired nosicomial pneumonia, Guess I am retaining info from clinicals
from hlupak :
more hugs. i'll keep on praying. love, hlupak
from val922 :
My best wishes to your grandma, I hope she feels better real soon.
from abacinate :
*HUGGLES*!!!
from darkbeans :
hey i am so sorry for the problems you are having with your grandmother. my prayers are with you always.
from purpleworm :
best wishes and good luck with your grandma
from pretty-pussy :
im so sorry to hear about your grandma. that is rough. i hope she is alright. big hugs and prayers sent your way.
from iwanttotell :
Hey, you and your grandma are in my prayers. Hang in there. Hugs
from x-plicity :
I've lost so many loved ones and, honey, it's the hardest thing in the world. I'm sending you all of my prayers and positive energy. Hopefully you won't have to deal with the loss of your grandmother for quite some time.
from bootsnbuckls :
I would never do that Chickpea ...I may be protective of my friends, but I don't go for the whole rubbin' it in people's faces,...unless it's the person who screwed up big time. I hope he faces up to everything, to everyone and quickly. Thanks for the note and my prayers are with you today and everyday. TTFN
from whystinger :
I'll say a few prayers for Grandma. Hope all gets well
from dukkha-tanha :
Much love, hon, I hope your grandmother comes out of it okay.
from mandito2002 :
even superwoman has kryptonite. *big hugs* i'll be praying for ya.
from a-z-a :
sending good vibes.
from divacowgirl :
FUCK, that sucks girl. I'm sending lots of hugs and kisses your way
from sensualistic :
hugs baby
from second-love :
i DO pray... and i AM! hang in there
from betteblue :
I'm thinking only good thoughts for your Grandma. Meanwhile, WTF? I've been reading you, CD and Foxy for sometime. And while this advice won't apply to you it will apply to all of the other ladies here. Once you meet a guy online pretend the internet does not exist and get some real face time. It is far too easy for people to hide behind the screen and induldge in all kinds of bad behavior. As for you Miss Pea I'm hoping on Stone being the real deal.
from icyjewel :
I'm praying for your grandmother tonight. *HUGS*
from hlupak :
i'm praying for your grandma. i believe in prayer. in fact i prayed for you when you were waiting for the test results. :D
from breakangel :
I'd like to carve his heart out with a spoon. Son of a fucking bitch.
from bambinodoll :
I don't know why either hon . .. I wonder what the hell all the time now. Karma will come around . ..it always does. And yes, you have gained a friend . ..and so have I. Two, to be exact.
from bambinodoll :
::Hugs tight:: I feel the pain hon. ..just know I'm here for you also.
from lilfoxyvixen :
I am with ya sista! Fucker!!
from second-love :
YES... you HAVE had your share of shit... i agree... you DO deserve all the good hahahaha but you STILL put the rest of us married and sexless people to shame :))))))
from virlomi :
Sounds like a fantastic fuck . . . and maybe more? :) And thank you for adding me!
from pipersplace :
Ummm....Wow! And I'm glad you're out of that job. Good for you. Congrats on the new one.
from grovermatic :
He can go three rounds?? Fuck. That's impressive.
from krugerpak007 :
Have fun hon with Stone, hope its all good. Screw them at the job. You are leaving so just let it all be water under the bridge. I am glad your gran is feeling good. My gran is also almost 80, drinks a bottle of wine a day, smokes like a trooper and I love her to bits. Mm. She even has a boyfriend! Take care. xoxo Kathy
from hlupak :
thanks for the notes. i hope you find someone who will be that kind of assistant.
from mozangeles :
HAHAHA, nah it is actually an old woman with her crotchety nail, but I can definitely see how that looks like a man. HAHHHAHAHA! xoxo - me
from neangel :
congrats on the job!! hope you get some tonight! i get some tomorrow - woot woot
from sensualistic :
bad me, hope your gramma is ok too.
from sensualistic :
YAY on the job! YAY on 6 days left!
from x-plicity :
*hugs* Keep thinking positive thoughts.
from dukkha-tanha :
Congrats on the new jobby job! I hope that there are cool people there for you to work with as opposed to clique-y douchebags. =)
from fireflyez76 :
It's not much of a consolation, but your Gram is in my thoughts and prayers that whatever is going on isn't too serious and will be resolved quickly for her! Congrats on the new job! It's always nice when our mom's spoil us every now and then :)
from divacowgirl :
Congrats on the new job!
from cubjam11 :
BTW -- warm thoughts for your Grandma. Isn't it odd how yesterday, *my* day was full of mixed emotions, and today it's you? I think that means something. Damned if I know what. :-) Love ya babe, and congrats again. xxx - J
from cubjam11 :
Congratulations, bitch! Word! ;-) XOXOX -- J
from krugerpak007 :
Graet about getting the new job! Good luck! And good luck for the Stone issue tonight! Take care! xoxox
from mandito2002 :
i LOVE the Princess Bride! it truly IS the greatest movie ever.
from cubjam11 :
Thanks sweetie. It does make me feel better. Not as alone in the world, I suppose is what I mean. Thank you! xoxoxoxox - JamiePoo
from imadad2 :
Yea, I did it. I guess you can teach an old dog new tricks. ;o)
from imadad2 :
Thanks. I have always wanted to know how to do that. I'll try and update the entry.
from neangel :
yes yes yes! i love that! i need me some phone sex now! lol
from dark-cowboy :
Ain't a damn thing wrong with that either...somewhere I have a montage of the entire movie...Princess Bride in 10 minutes of quotes. LOL! "Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is lean and the tomato is ripe they're so perky, I love that."
from divacowgirl :
I must say that you have the greatest titles for your entries!
from whystinger :
Glad things are going well for you! Take it slow and get to know him...
from darkbeans :
hahahaha...glad you finally have some proof that we are not all dogs and hurtful. : ) he sounds like he could be a keeper. : )
from chickpea981 :
I can't email it people! I only have yahoo mail and the file is too large to email
from grovermatic :
Sounds like my kind of dude! Any chance you could shoot that video my way as well? (pretty please?) [email protected]
from neangel :
omg! i so need to watch that porn! can you email it to me at ob1angelATyahooDOTcom?
from sensualistic :
and what the fuck did he do with his hair???
from val922 :
I was thinking more like Enrique Iglesias and Elijah Wood but yeah total agreement here!
from puppetgirl :
The strangest was when Britney imitated Gwen Stefani's last song in her absolutely last ever video with all the lingerie and Japanese orgasm noises.
from stardustcboy :
aaah yes!! i've done that on several occasions! when i first broke up with my ex i started dating this couple and that was their favorite thing to do...me in the middle!! can't complain about that! the toughest is getting the rhythm goin' for everyone. we really got it right our second time. amazing! anyway, i'm all about finding new quality porn! thanks for the entry! woohoo! ~B-)
from kisskeri :
You're going to be an hour away from me when you come to Canada. Aw I feel so proud lol I feel like I should clean up or something, like I'm expecting a guest lol Hope you enjoy our humble home!
from meatballiz :
holy hell! that sounds like one amazing night of fucking with stone! jesus! and i TOTALLY agree with you on the fact that your partner may expect you to scream like a banshee while they remain silent. that's SO unfair. anyways, cheers! <3
from dark-cowboy :
Good point!! Two gold stars award to Chickpea's astuteness. I was trying to overlook that "tiny" fact and atribute that to strage, cultural customs and norms...yeah whatever..still makes ya go blech! ROFL
from abacinate :
I'm so glad you're happy!! You sure as hell deserve it!
from juli-anne :
I love me some football player sized boys, too. I love feeling like I am small and dainty when I in fact, am not. I don't like skinny boys one bit.
from krugerpak007 :
I am so jealous of you and your life. I want to get me some "mind-altering sex"! Chag Sameach! xoxoxo
from grovermatic :
Funny how things turn out, isn't it? All I can say for now is, congratulations!
from dukkha-tanha :
So, I take it that "mind-altering sex" is not against the rules? And, if KB hadn't turned out to be such an ass, you might not have had the opportunity to meet this new guy, don't you think? =)
from lilfoxyvixen :
Ummm more details please
from tiragem :
It seems that every time I read your diary I am left shocked - beastiality and chocolate coated dildos. Certainly makes for entertaining reading..
from ms-turner :
There don't seem to be any female gyno's in the base hospitals. And as for the exam while ragging, I needed it. I was overdue for one by about 3 months I think. So he just went ahead and did it.
from sexycreature :
I guess maybe that entry about Chef shouldn't be funny, but it's so ridiculous I couldn't help but laugh. Oh my god! I can't believe people are actually into that.
from cubjam11 :
OMG! The Prince pic slayed me! Love it! :-)*
from dukkha-tanha :
Oh. My. God. That's all I can think right now. =)
from pipersplace :
God, that is so twisted. I can't begin to describe how grossed out I am by what he did.
from lilfoxyvixen :
hahahaha.. Bitch Please! Fits the drama puuuufectly!
from neangel :
Eeew! he lets his dog fuck his arse? or did i read that wrong?
from sensualistic :
hmmm. you makes me think woman. 'my' wanker? perhaps. and weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! my work schedule for that week goes up sometime today or tomorrow so every time i see it i'll be all excited!
from bootsnbuckls :
Thanks.
from bootsnbuckls :
Rightfully so, in regards to your note posted to me, but sincerely, . . .how can you defend what he's doing? I'm asking as seriously as I can be without being hurtful or mean. Would you wanna see him fucking someone if you were in her shoes, after doing what she did to protect him? I understand he's your friend Chickpea, but . ...~sighs~ he's taken it too far.
from tmb :
Hmm, sounds like a messy situation. Not good. Aside from that, though, I like the idea of your making him "take it like a man."
from pipersplace :
If I worried about everytime I felt like an idiot I'd be worrying 24/7. Chef? That's so disgusting.
from lilfoxyvixen :
OMG, I love you too girlie.. Sometimes I wish we were lesbian, so we can be together. We could just use a man for enjoyment together! :)
from cubjam11 :
Oh my GOD! I've been 'taking it like a man' for years! :-D Love ya pussycat! Muah! BTW -- Great pics! Just as pretty as I thought you'd be!
from dukkha-tanha :
I'd have believed him too, just so you know. Then I'd never speak to him again for pulling that shit. Like a "test"? Fuck that. We all get fooled sometimes at least. Don't kick yourself in the ass too much. I mean, you might shit on your vibe (which was way funny, btw!).=)
from lilfoxyvixen :
you rock girlie!
from sewer-rat :
is that a lily of france bra? If it is, I think i have the same one. I wish my boobs were firm. I have two 34D's worth of flabbiness hanging on my chest. And i'm only 20.
from lovelydaisy :
My husband is a boob man too...hell I'm a boob girl. I wish mine stayed so firm, mine are also very deflated is a good word. Maybe it's cause i'm finishing my period and feeling like shit. But on a good note, i am having a good hair day :) PS love your hair too :)
from trulypoetic :
my man is a boob man and if I showed him this entry I swear he'd love me forever..... ;-)
from grovermatic :
Bummer, the camera is blocking the best part of the photos. Otherwise, pardon me while I find a brick wall to hit my head against. :-)
from cubjam11 :
Oh. Oops. The main answer page is down, courtesy of piece-o'-shit DiaryLand. BAH!!!
from savern :
First comes the asshole, then the idiot, then the nice guy. (Sung to the tune of 'First comes love then comes marriage' from when we were kids)
from second-love :
We've ALL been there and we've all done it. I wouldn't believe anyone who said they havent had a piece of shit relationship and wished they could have just skipped that part of the lesson in life. Some of us have managed somehow to keep our chins up and just keep going despite our bad choices. You deserved to bitch... you have had MORE than your share... but you will come out on top... THIS i know!! *smile*
from pretty-pussy :
i just wanted to thank you for posting that link to mary prankster. she kicks ass. i love mercy fuck! im always looking for new music, so any other suggestions are welcome.
from whystinger :
Breaking the circle, eh? That is growth! :)
from cheerchik234 :
Hey... LoL. Don't feel bad about the whole guy thing. I've had one guy who is pyscho and now gets a lot of 'special help' and has a record. My most recent ex cheated on me twice and then after we broke up cheated on his girlfriend WITH me. The guy I dated last year came out of the closet this year and is bisexual. The new guy I'm dating has a BO problem sometimes but I don't know how to tell him... Yeah... I'm fucked. So don't feel bad at all! lol Maybe there's still hope for us?
from dark-cowboy :
LOL..She and I were just talking (I asked her if it was ok to use the pics first) and laughed saying that the only way someone would know those two were me and her...would be by the jacket!
from krugerpak007 :
I havent forgotten about your CD. Its ready and just needs to be posted. xoxox
from lilfoxyvixen :
*wink*.... *lick*......*nibble*
from mr-onion :
If you've dated every bastard in the world then we must share A LOT of the same ex-boyfriends. One of these days I'll write my list down too: a gangster just out of prison, a midget, several gay men, gravedigger, con man...
from lildebkitty :
I am proud of your strength, I never called these two out as losers because that was your lesson to learn. Besides who wouldn't want a hot sexy woman such as you??
from dark-cowboy :
Yeah but NBC is dark and moody..gothic...Beauty and the Beast...was happy and sunshiney...bleh...now maybe when "Dead Bride" or whatever the new Tim Burton moive is called...that might give me something.
from dark-cowboy :
If I can't have stars-n-bars on my ass...ain't no way I am getting a feather duster. I think that too would clash with the rest of the theme.
from mandito2002 :
i'm sorry things didn't work out. and don't worry, i hate when people do that crap too about the whole "saw it coming" crap. makes you just want to stab them in the eye. *big hugs* if you need to talk, i know that there's a whole lot of better people you can talk to, but you've always got my number. :) luv ya girlie. stay strong, little duck ;)
from whystinger :
I am sorry he did that to you. You deserve better and I wish I could do something to help. I wish I could give you a hug or something.
from sensualistic :
You are not the stupid one. He is and anyone else for that matter is that thinks they have to create some sort of bullshit as a 'test'. That's nothing but emotional manipulation. How the hell were you supposed to react? Damn right you should be mad! Think of it this way, good or bad you have your answer about him right? You said before you're always going to wonder 'what if'. Now you know. And can move on. Close that fucking door and throw the key as far as it'll go.
from lilfoxyvixen :
"*hugs* I'm so sory he turned out to be a fuckwit. Remember that you're entitled to your feelings, but don't let his shit become yours." That is probably the best advise I have heard!! Kudos to kiki-blue.
from dark-cowboy :
Good Lord! I am sorry to hear that. What an ass and fool to play with you like that. You've got too many good things to offer to be wasted on boys like that. Hang in there.
from dukkha-tanha :
I'll help beat him up too. But what I really wanted to say is Chickie, you need some older men, 33 and older. No games with them. Get away from these twentysomething schmucks. =)
from breakangel :
Stupid bastard. What really irks me is that he even though he was good enough for you. Now that you know what he is, just the thought is laughable. I guess that's why he tried to remain so 'mysterious' for so long, right? So that he wouldn't fuck up the best thing he ever had. Some men are just born to be bludgeoned to death with a meat mallet.
from mozangeles :
I want to hurt and maim him, and if you give me his address, or even a phone number, I may be just insane enough to do it. xoxo - me
from ms-turner :
Hugs sweetie. He's fucker and needs both his kneecaps shot out.
from a-z-a :
"Why the fuck do people feel the need to test each other "just to see how you would react" " i've been asking myself this for years... glad you put that motherfucker in his place, though. only hope i will be able to do the same...
from x-plicity :
Many *hugs*, Love. You're heart wont be squishy for very long, you're tough.
from whystinger :
Hmmm, how to put this??? Well, let's see. You are maturing into a fine (hot assed) young woman. The maturing is a mental thing, not an age thing. You are eons ahead of guys in your age group, as they are still self-centered little teenagers (well, almost). You don't want to care (be tough) but you do care and are sweet, caring, sharing, giving and all that. That is why you gave me (a stranger) such a cook template and why you have always been good to me and many others. You are tough, but not uncaring. The crime is, it will most likely be a while before you find a good match. You will (hopefully) grow with each relationship. If you keep getting assholes, you need to look and see if you are attracting them for some reason. I still cannot figure why I attraced Honi, other than she knows I will always do my best and that means she can be lazy. Hugs babe!
from cubjam11 :
I don't mind if you tell. I was the three-incher... :-O
from impetuousme :
hello again YOU... and i have no idea how long ago you posted that message to my site, so sorry if it was BEFORE I disappeared on spring break. But I hope that SOMETIME during that time you went to my site and saw that I was away. So, whatever and anyway. And yeah, I am so glad to read that you agree that you don't write ME enough. I'm not sure if it's possible to satisify my insatiable apetite for attention, but I do so love it when people try. And hey, you love reading me? Wow. That was so nice of you to say. Wow. ANd you know i love reading YOu too, or I wouldnt be doing IT. So, there you go, a mutual admiration society. So, yeah, we should definilty meet up some time. Lake Anne? I think after we moved that I am actaully CLOSER now. But what about YOU? You moved too? Are you still in TOWN? I'd love feeding the ducks with you, or sitting for lunch at one of the shops there. Yeah, definitly. Let's do it. But of course it will have to wait awhile. If you read what I wrote yesterday, I'm sure you know why. I am much to sore to be doing ANYTHING, for a while. Okay, before I go I have two burning questions for you. 1) the first one is based on what you wrote today, and it might sound way out in left field, but do you like KISSING? See, for some reason, I just have this feeling that you are, or could be, and truly world class kisser, and yet, you rarely if ever speak of it... what's the deal? 2) how are you with being touched by strangers? like if someone you have lunch with touches your shoulder when talking, or your face or something. not that I'm implying anything.. just curioues.. for purely curios reasons... mmm? mk.. gotta go before the ants eat up my intestines... Sam
from dukkha-tanha :
Thin sucks. I'd take short and fat over long and thin anyday. My husband is a not so big guy and yes he does compensate for it well. Can't say I don't miss a bigger one, though, but not TOO much. That's your TMI for the day. =)
from neangel :
ya know surprisingly enough my ex [milwaukee] was really thin & small yet he could make me cum like you wouldn't believe. I had multiple orgasms all the time & we had sex like bunnies. I do miss that part, Suisse doesn't have the 'it' factor when it comes to having sex back to back or more then twice in one day... The best I got was thrice. I was never a big believer in size mattering anyways - its how well they use it.
from whystinger :
You do need to get laid, but I see even though you do, there is still much sweetness in your heart!!! (re: lilfoxyvixen)
from evilestone :
Good luck on the Andrew/Foxy thing...he never replied to any of my emails either, and I am still a gold member, and have more than a year left on the membership. Oh, and I tried that "backup your entries" thing before I hand-deleted my whole diary...didn't work for me, and there was some stuff in there I really would have liked keeping...but had to kill it all. : (
from mozangeles :
Goddamned that fucking Andrew. He has not responded to ANY of my SEVERAL e-mails, either. In the last e-mail I sent him, I even threatened that I would take him to small claims court to get my Supergold membership payment back (plus to a friend who bought me gold), since the private entries are not back up 4 weeks after the crash. I am actually going to proceed with it if he does not respond by the end of this week. That fucker. I hate him. xoxo - me
from dark-cowboy :
Good idea...glad you mentioned being able to backup diaries..I just did that tonight. I still need to go back and see how many pics are missing since the crash.
from lilfoxyvixen :
awwww, shucks! Tanks Girlie Pie!
from herdarlinsin :
I did what you said, I emailed andrew. He's prolly gonna kill my diary for not being a goldmember. The fukarr. I know I'm not a gold member, but I too have a lot of entries that have vanished. Damn dland servers.
from darkbeans :
fuck 'em! you deserve much better, girl! : ) lots of love and hugs...
from hlupak :
don't put up with shit from anyone! you deserve a lot better than that.
from sensualistic :
WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
from darkbeans :
jesus, sweetie, thanks for the link. i got a LOT of traffic here. seems everyone likes a good package. always nice to brighten someone's day.
from grovermatic :
As a bi guy, I have one thing to say: "Schwing!!" Also, I have to say that your area is bursting at the seams with hot Jewish women! I may have to convert...
from cubjam11 :
Sweet. Jesus. Indeed! See? It *does* sell. I'm leaving you a note and a drippy, sticky handprint on my computer screen! Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.
from ms-turner :
Good god! I think I just left a wet spot on the computer chair... Can someone pass me a pseudo-husband?
from second-love :
Good GOD you are on fire lately :))))
from pattymelt :
re:the backstreet boys - their new single was released 4/1 and the have a new album coming out! the tour is called "up close and personal" and it's small venues. i am sure i will spaz out.
from sensualistic :
babe you didn't even need that 'edit' part cause if some fuckwit didn't get the point, there's really no need to respond to them in the first place.
from second-love :
Boy do i get it and i concur :)
from sixelacooper :
All I can say is I know that you still have fellings for Slim....but you need to kick him to the curb! You are a hot Girl that needs a a man to take care of your emotional needs..your physical needs...and your material needs...not some guy that can string you around... and be with you whenever it is great for his time table. I think that you are great and I want to beat these men with a sock full of rocks. I know that you care for them, but, I sense a pain there and it is not cool.
from grovermatic :
Look at the silver lining: Some women wait years for a man to come along. Then there's you with multiple willing men arranged like condiments on a lazy susan for you to give a spin and pick and choose from. :-)
from mrgrey :
Glad you noticed that most women are the EXACT same way when it comes to a guy they aren't sure about.
from mozangeles :
Wow, it must feel nice to want two hot guys to want you at the same time, even if they are (jerks). >:) xoxo - me
from darkbeans :
you play your game. you do what you need to do. kickboxer sounds like a GREAT "chess piece."
from notalptrixie :
Thanks to you I got zillions of hits, although I don't know if they'll become readers. Thanks though :)
from djc360 :
oh, just about the wife in an exotic country thing :)
from dukkha-tanha :
I'm beginning to think that you're very selfish. Four gay husband's AND a wife? You need to move to Utah, that shit is legal there I think. =)
from breakangel :
You're awesome, chicky. I don't deserve friends like you. Have fun with the wife, and can I say OH HELL YEAH for the Kickboxer re-up? I was hoping he'd come back into the picture eventually.
from djc360 :
explain. muchly.
from cubjam11 :
Ummm, WIFE? Cheating on me already? Where'd I put that damn chastity belt?!?
from mozangeles :
Slim out, Kickboxer in. What a coincidence! Isn't it strange how men are so cyclical? Anyway, thank you so much for your guestbook note about your ex and the ER. It made me feel a lot better. Frankly, I was feeling really pathetic over that visit, but I'm glad to know that I am not the only one who would stress about that situation. xoxo - me
from whystinger :
I too, agree with you and I think that is one reason I have not cheated on Honi.
from darkbeans :
you don't have to explain yourself to anyone.
from thegoodbiboy :
Comments on your 2 points. Point #1. Some woman love their man no matter what, and will blame the other woman. In the words of Karen Hill, "get your own God damn man!" I don't understand it either, but some people love blindly. As for #2, I agree with you, and as it is, with Ross! Rachel was a spoiled little bitch who wanted what she wanted, but wanted Ross to sit around and twidle his thumbs while she sorted out her life. I would have done what Ross did, too.
from fireflyez76 :
I am COMPLETELY with you on this. I have been both the cheater and the cheated on, and I say NO MORE. I will never intentionally fuck an attached person again... and there is no need to counsel the other person on it. Dear Lord!
from cubjam11 :
Fuck that shit. You don't need to defend your actions. A break is a break. You've done nothing.... NOTHING wrong. Now, on the other hand -- you've cheated on ME. Bad chickpea. Baaaaaad! :-D
from hlupak :
don't worry about what other people think about you. people who want to label you are not worth worrying about.
from grovermatic :
One word: scapegoating. You rock and you know it. Keep on livin la vida loca.
from yeahimadork :
I've been reading your diary forever, but I dont' think I've ever left a note. First, you're fucking awesome. Secondly, I never understood why the cheater was never the asshole in the "affair" situation. It's always the piece on the side that gets all the shit talked to and about them. Oh - and the vibe vs. oral thing: one time is all I am good for with a toy, too. I have asked my girlfriends and you are the only other person I've heard who has the same thing. Weird. Man, I rambled my ass off in this note. Sorry. :)
from bambinodoll :
I apologize.
from pipersplace :
I never said you were mouthy. A mouthy bitch, maybe (lol). By the way, 'stupid cunt of a man' is classic on so many levels.
from dukkha-tanha :
"stupid cunt of a man"<--That's all the 'splaining you need. =)
from legolass :
mate! call me stupid but i only just realised that you run slut reviews!!! was it you who gave me such a good review ages ago or one of the other reviewers? either way, hows you doin?
from bootsnbuckls :
Whoa, I'd love to have that connection with an ex, but I have to say that's pretty rare. So, is this the ex we're all thinking of? And if so, I have one thing to add, you go girl. But, ..whatever happened to "his" girl? ~high fives her anyway~ TTFN
from iwanttotell :
Right now the thought of sex with the ex repulses me, but he was awfully good... That actually sounds like a good, healthy time. Go you!
from cladon580 :
I read his first then had to come directly to yours. One lucky girl. :-)
from purpleworm :
well hell go you! yay on the dry spell being over & sounded like a really good one too! I'm still good freinds with a couple ex's turns out sometimes we make better friends than lovers
from grovermatic :
I'm all for keeping the friendship. Now that my wife and I have agreed to split, we've totally relaxed around each other. I told her we're never going to say goodbye, just "see you later." And I love the Jack Sparrow reference. "Welcome to the Carribbean, love."
from darkbeans :
grins for ending dry spell. but reservations on ex- pts.
from liquid-mojo :
That kind of sucks that Virginia is so strict compared to the other states. Although I understand the need to keep the streets safe which is why I totally complied with all the sobriety testing the laws shouldn't opress casual drinkers. Hopefully it's just some political phase though because it can't be cheap to have all those checkpoints in place all the time.
from sensualistic :
"Wanting and being ready are two entirely different things." That's the entire point behind your drivel. Not saying the drivel is bad... but that's the key meaning. Why waste it on some nimwit that's going to be like all the others? Besides... I told my new roomie you were coming soon and she's all excited for me. We'll all be really girly and go out. Men will come when we least expect it and when our lives have solved themselves. I'm convinced now that will happen. xoxo
from therertimes :
Ha.. small world... tshirthell is where I got mine too. Baby blue w/ dark blue sleeves girl jersey style... yeeeeeea
from dark-cowboy :
Well I wouldn't say I am a Sin City comic diehard, but I always found it dark and gritty..hence my love for it and excitement about the movie....you just might have to drive out this way to see it...just so I can hear all those comments I know you'll want to make about the movie...during the movie! haha.
from cubjam11 :
my message got cut. I mean to say, "Man I hope *you are over 18*... How did that vanish? Your notes are possessed by Satan. It's all good. I'm tired. Goodnight :)
from cubjam11 :
Thanks for the mention. You are too cute! (And horny...) :-) Gay husband? I love it! Man I hope XxOoXxOoXx -- Jamie (MR. Bitch, to you) ;-)
from herdarlinsin :
Just wanted to let you know that I signed your gbook with answers to your questionarre,; just in case you didn't recieve any notfication about being loved. *muah* Chrissy
from bootsnbuckls :
I couldn't agree more. WhoTF are all these imposters? ~holds her tongue~ I just know they're pretty damn rude. To say the least, and that's all I will say on that subject. I feel for his true love. Be strong, that's all I'm gonna say again. ~Outtie
from bambinodoll :
You're welcome . ..and yes, drama abounds my life as of late. And YES, I do think some copycats are here and there . ..but ya know, who gives a flying F&!K about children who can't show their faces. ::laughs her ass off:: well, I certainly think it's laughable. ::wink:: Thanks for the sweet note and as far as unlocking for ya . ..let me email you soon...I don't want to step on anyone's toes, and certainly don't want to offend you. I have to agree with someone quite dear to me . .and say, you seem like a GREAT gal. I mean that sincerely. Fakes may be out there . .but I'm not one of 'em. Thanks again for the note and have a great evening Chickpea, Ciao'
from bootsnbuckls :
Thanks Chickie! I really need to get back to finishing that whole story, although a new and better one happened this last weekend. I really ought to post more often. ~kicks herself~ Thanks again
from grovermatic :
1) I admire/wonder about/wanna hug/enjoy talking to/can't wait for the next installment from Chickpea 2) Chickpea is mysterious and inspiring. 3) I want to give Chickpea a high five. 4) Someday, Chickpea will be famous. 5) Chickpea's spirit reminds me of a 1920's Parisian artist. 6) a day Without Chickpea, is like a day without sunshine. (awwww) 7) Worst thing about Chickpea is she makes me envious. 8) Best thing about Chickpea is she gives me great freakin ideas! 9) I think Chickpea should go to school to be a photographer. 10) If Chickpea was here right now, I wouldn't be on the computer, but talking her ear off. Also, I can't wait for Sin City, but do fear over-reliance on sfx to carry bad writing. I wonder how the hell that cream would feel on a guy.
from psamuels :
So what's the name of the cream?
from divacowgirl :
You are too funny. That clit cream, ours is called "cleo" cream and I always let my party goers sample it. Everyone who trys it buys it. Also, the bullet ROCKS. It's really great when you're riding, just put in on your clit while you're on top and woohooo. It also works wonders when giving hummers. I sell BUTTloads of them, no pun intended.
from cubjam11 :
I don't blame you at all. I lost all of my images. The only reason some of my stuff is visible, is because I saved the images in a folder and re-uploaded them. These things happen, but it looks like someone was unprepared -- which is just silliness, imho. Muah! xoxox - Jamie
from mrgrey :
They're also called "passion parties." My sister-in-law went to one and had me watch the nieces while she was there. I asked why she didn't get my mom to watch them, and she just laughed and asked what excuse she could have used. Which made me laugh. 1) I __ adore___ Chickpea 2) Chickpea is __ my bitch__ 3) I want to __get drunk with__ Chickpea 4) Someday, Chickpea will __come visit my sorry ass__ 5) Chickpea reminds me of __myself, if I ddin't have a penis. And had some fantastic knockers.__ 6) Without Chickpea, __I'd be sad and lonely__ 7) Worst thing about Chickpea is __she's too much like me__ 8) Best thing about Chickpea is __she gets my jokes__ 9) I think Chickpea should __just move to Texas, cuz all the cool people are doing it__ 10) If Chickpea was here right now, I would __have her cook me some of her fanfuckingtastic meals then snuggle with her on the couch and watch cheesy porn while we mock it mercilessly.__
from lilfoxyvixen :
Gosh I love a good sex party. Now down here we call 'em "Surprise Parties". I always leave with at least a couple of surprises.
from lovelydaisy :
1) I enjoy reading Chickpea 2) Chickpea is too awesome 3) I want to meet Chickpea 4) Someday, Chickpea will get some hot and heavy sex lol 5) Chickpea reminds me of everything i am not 6) Without Chickpea, life would be dull 7) Worst thing about Chickpea is she lives too far away 8) Best thing about Chickpea is she's honest 9) I think Chickpea should make a trip to Canada lol 10) If Chickpea was here right now, I would be chatting it up a storm lol
from lasweetthing :
1. I heart Chickpea. 2. Chickpea is wonderfully human. 3. I want to read more Chickpea. 4. Someday, Chickpea will be Sex-Toy Goddess. 5. Chickpea reminds me of a Chi-Chi on a hot summers day, smooth and tasty. 6. Without Chickpea, Dland would be a sad place. 7. Worst thing about Chickpea is I can't get enough. 8. Best thing about Chickpea is she admits her faults. 9. I think Chickpea should Live, Love & Be Happy. 10. If Chickpea was here right now, I would be Smiling! ;o) Sweet Thing
from dark-cowboy :
No doubt Sin City will be awesome...but I daresay you'd better watch it with some understanding what the movie is about...the comics/graphic novels are nice and gritty. Hope the movie is too.
from sixelacooper :
1) I always read Chickpea. 2) Chickpea is a sexy bitch. 3) I want to bite Chickpea. 4) Someday, Chickpea will own an Adult "book" store. 5) Chickpea reminds me of Mia Tyler 6) Without Chickpea...ooh that shouldn't even be mentioned! 7) Worst thing about Chickpea is I don't know her other diary...:( 8) Best thing about Chickpea is she taught me how to pack up my toys descreetly. 9) I think Chickpea should come to Vegas. 10) If Chickpea was here right now, I would sniff her coconut lotion.
from ramble-on :
Hmmm...it's odd that just today I titled my diary entry the lime in the coke thing and then stumbled upon your diary. You are not alone, I can't stop singing either. BAH!
from cubjam11 :
Oh god. See? I use coconut-lime body lotion right after I get out of the shower. Scary. Now we smell alike. I'm obsessed! You need cock? Don't we *both*? One last thing. How come you don't have your comments set up? You appear to be Gold or SuperGold. Okay. I'm done. In love/hate -- J ;-)
from kisskeri :
"You Put Da Lime In Da Coconut..." lol Gah I totally feel you. That commercial is making my goddamn brain bleed! It's so catchy it's painful.
from whystinger :
I don't recall you bitching much about your Mom and step dad. (That is good) It seems as if they have a pretty good marriage. Hmmm, sex like teenagers... maybe that is WHY the marriage is good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're still the best, even if you are your mom's dominee
from lilfoxyvixen :
yes 'mam
from ms-turner :
Oh. My. God. I'm under the throughly false and happy notion that my parents never had sex. I was found under a berry bush when my mother went for a walk one day. In no way is this illusion true, but it does help me keep my sanity. And your mother being a Dom, does explain your Dom tendencaies. I probably didn't spell that right, but you know what I mean.
from mrgrey :
AHAHahaahahahahahaah! You're mom's a Domme! Ahahahahahahahaha.
from mozangeles :
Wow! Your mom sounds awesome! (Kind of like mine, only she would be the type standing right outside the door listening to me fucking - weirdo, I know.) I hope you have a wonderfully healthy gall bladder. xoxo - me
from frisky-girl :
I've had my gall bladder removed for the very same reason when I was back in the hospital. Please get it taken care of as soon as possible. I don't want to scare you, but if you let it go for too long, it will get extremely painful and cause many other problems that you won't want to deal with. I wish you all the luck!! *hugs*
from dukkha-tanha :
Your mom and step-dad talk like we do to the boys and I got a major kick out of it. Geez, I don't leave a note for a day or two (or three, whatever, I don't remember) and you got all kinds of shit going on. =)
from tiragem :
I certainly noticed. I guessed that the email that she had initially intended to send, but then ended up turning into an entry a while back, belonged in your inbox...
from purpleworm :
WOW your parents (well the one set) are fun ;) You miss take care of yourself I think theres a few of us that want to make sure you stick around for a good long time.
from grovermatic :
Ok. I still feel a little sorry for her, though. Your mom and stepdad rock. Plain and simple. :-)
from chickpea981 :
you know, I have no idea who the hell mistycowgirl is, but ignore that note. She's just fucked up in the head.
from grovermatic :
Wow... I think we're all a little hesitant to post after that one. Misty, I'm sorry that you were deceived. I am reminded of a favorite joke of mine: Good men are like parking spots... they're either too little or already taken :-)
from mistycowgirl :
Dark-cowboy is a liar. Now he says we were never an item... That's not what you've been telling me for several months now. Of course, I should have seen this coming... you cheated on Trisha with me... cheated on her anyway... and there was Maria... wasn't Trisha the one you cheated with when with her? Then there was Chickpea... couldn't keep it in your pants then, either. Whoever your real Angel is better be careful. I thought I was her. Of course, that's what he tells everyone I suppose. Arrogant? Yeah, I suppose I was... no more than everyone else that posts messages about how they are your angel or how they've had you. A whore like Dark-cowboy, it's no wonder these women came out of the woodwork. Then again, how can I be your angel when you were trying to steal me away from my husband. Up until your recent entry, I was fooled. Not anymore.
from neangel :
i'm planning on getting married in oct. 2006 too, he hasn't proposed yet but we set a date... go figure. i told him he had to do it at least one year away from the wedding cause i need the time to make decisions about the 'big day'. i am horrible at making decisions [the one downfall of being a Libra] so in that regard i need to have plenty of time [like 6 months] just to decide where we want to do it, say i do that is. i don't know. it sucks, but yeah i've been to 3 weddings in the past 3 years & was always the bridesmaid. i have another wedding next year for my best friend where i will finally be the maid of honour but then again i will be waltzing down the aisle 6 months later. i always caught the bouquet too! at my cousin's wedding i fell on my ass catching it. i have the video of it too, it's hilarious. anyways, umm yeah. the end.
from lildebkitty :
I will remind you of this entry when you plan your wedding, you don't know what it is like until you doit, I felt the way you do, then I went crazy trying to plan it all on my budget!
from mandito2002 :
Sorry it didn't go as smooth as it could have. People who complain suck. :)
from herdarlinsin :
I never knew you didnt have me on your buddy list lol See how quick I'm not. I read all of your latest entries back to your needing a pillar. I know it isnt much to offer, but I'll be your sounding board if you want T. I miss talking to you. Havent seen on aim or yahoo for months. Hang in there babe. Something good is bound to come your way. *hugs* Chrissy
from dukkha-tanha :
I got married at city hall. I couldn't bear the thought of planning a wedding and going bananas like so many of my friends. I never dreamt of a big wedding and don't regret not doing it at all. Fuck that. And we've got the honeymoon coming in Sept when we got to Aruba, so what if it's almost four years later, that's the only part that I missed. Slim must have the golden cock, that's what it is. ;)
from pocket-pool :
"spunk towel" Might if I borrow that expression? I'm getting tired of "cum rag". (Happy moving day! Better you than me. I'd rather torch the house than move again!)
from mozangeles :
Hehe, I am such a geek. I saw Quest Diagnostics, and all of the sudden I thought to myself, "they are one of our customers!" (I work for that Oncology company.) Anyway, thought I'd share that. I hope you have a easy and safe move! I look forward to hearing your mom stories when you get there. :) xoxo - me
from dukkha-tanha :
Spunk towel. Awesome. I've had kids find our's. More than once. We're pigs. Hope all goes well today. =)
from divacowgirl :
I do medical billing for a living, and have done so for many years. Always ask if they give a cash discount. A lot of providers will give a discount to patients who don't have insurance, but you have to ask, they don't normally offer. If they dont, see if you can pay a portion up front and have them bill you for the remaining. When they bill you, write a financial hardship letter basically explaining that you don't have insurance. A lot of providers will go ahead and discount a bill if a patient writes a letter.
from djc360 :
i am soooo glad we have public health care here in canada
from cubjam11 :
I *already* like you, dear. I thought you hated *me*. Awww. C'mere you! I added more about you in my last entry. You have spunk, panache and flair -- and you had me at "before he feasted on pussy"... :-D
from breakangel :
I'm taking mad notes to ensure that I never forget how to pack away all my playthings. =) Granted, my collection is fledgling, but if I was discovered by my family they'd probably burn me at the stake. Thank you for saving me from THAT particularly grisly death.
from cubjam11 :
Aww c'mon. You know I like ya. It's a love~hate thing. I *did* mention that you were decent enough not to actually steal my image. That *must* count for something. ;-) and I know you don't have the clap. Maybe just a little wart here and there... :-P
from impetuousme :
yeah, if someone were grabbing my entries and posting as theirs, i can't imagine giving a shit one way or the other, why would it matter. but if it was something i'd published, i would be all OVER that bitch for my MONEY. Good luck with the move. Hope the weather is better than it's been. We'll be starting on Monday. Sigh.
from lasweetthing :
Hi, I know you & mrgrey are friends, so I wanted to talk to you about what happened yesterday! I hope he worked everything out with D!
from divacowgirl :
I label my box "winter clothes", I live in southern california, there is no such thing as winter clothes
from dukkha-tanha :
You rule. Loved that. Good luck moving this weekend. =)
from mozangeles :
I found this entry to be very insightful and helpful. Thank you. :) xoxo - me
from trulypoetic :
I love the bedframe too. Always wanted a four poster bed. And I need that mosquito netting stuff, my son keeps telling me the same thing. However, one cannot tie one to the bedframe without causing minor bendage in said frame. Ask me....I KNOW!! :-) Also...thanks for the dickmentions...I mean Dimensions. :-)
from usmcsis :
lmao! one, you are a genis to come up with the plan of the disguising and slightly false advertising. and two, that was totally educational too. thanks :) toodles
from whystinger :
Toys should be packed lovingly and safely. A nice box will do, or use a see through and lovingly wrap them in clothing, as puppetgirl suggests, as this will keep them safe. Put 'em in with the lingere and maybe label them "dance clothes." ;)
from puppetgirl :
Put them at the bottom of a box and put clothes over top. Then label the box winter clothing or spring clothing or pajamas or whatever. Since unpacking clothes isn't something most people help with. And make sure you take the batteries out, so the box doesn't start vibrating!
from thegoodbiboy :
Glad to see you're fine. That's good news. As for packing, a box is the way to go. You may want to wrap them up in some newspaper or something, just in case someone opens the box you don't want opening it.
from impetuousme :
Great news on the test results! As for moving "toys." I would suggest you pack them all up in a box, move them to some third "safe" place, like your gay friends house? Then, after your mother or whoever is done helping you move, retrieve your box. Simple, no?
from dukkha-tanha :
That's so awesome about your test results, you are one fortunate chick. Did you get enough feedback on that or what? Sheesh. As far as packing sex toys, etc, I'd say do the duffle bag with the padlock thing, and personally take it over yourself. Suspicious or not, I'd rather have someone be a little suspicious than accidentally open a box full of "unmentionables". =)
from whystinger :
I am SOOOO glad the test came back normal. Stress, yep, I think you have... shit, I lost my train of thought... need to read and catch up, but Rachael Ray - yum, I want to fuck her for some reason. Maybe because she eats and it not some waif thin woman. She is like the rest of us. Thanks for the note, but BEWARE, as you know, the little Sis moved closer to you and Honi is jealous and won't go visit for a while. So if I go alone, I may come a knocking... At least to go out and shoot some pics... I liked the note someone left about your photos... I tend to strongly agree with them - you ARE TALENTED!
from neangel :
*sigh of relief* what you need deary is a hide-a-pillow. they are pillows that have a section in the middle where you can put them. no one is the wiser! it just looks & feel like a cute pillow. you can mostly find them in head shops, they are used also for *tobacco water pipes. ahem yeah, that's all a head shop is for right? anyways, they are great keepers of toys. especially when traveling. good luck!
from catpewk :
So glad the medical thing was nothing! Regarding the toys, not sure what the correct etiquette is, but you absolutely must have a porn buddy. That is someone who has the job, in the event of your untimely death or sudden abduction by aliens, of finding and removing all pornography from your room before your loved ones find it.
from lasweetthing :
First of all, I am glad your test results are o.k.! The other issue sounds like I.B.S.(irritable bowel syndrome) it can be very painful but remedied by medication, and or foods to eat & not eat! Now the packing thing....If you go with the duffle bag, it is highly unlikely that anyone would attempt to unpack it. If you go with the box...."Fragile" means breakable ~ Write "Personal Belongings" on it and you have a chance that they will respect your privacy and not unpack the box! Good Luck My Friend, Hugs Sweet Thing
from hlupak :
glad to hear about the test results. i hope you are pain free soon. i know how you feel about packing personal items. i had a similar problem when i was packing my belongings to be stored in a church attic. there were books of nude photographs of men and my lace underwear to consider. (lol) I just put them in plain boxes marked books and clothes and hoped that no one opened the boxes before i got them. thankfully no one did.
from usmcsis :
yay for early test results! i know that alone is a load off of your mind. i have no idea how to pack an assload of porn and toys. *shakes head* every time i've moved i've shoved my few toys in a pillow case and tossed it inside a bag of clothes or something. let us know how you finally decide to do it because now i'm totally curious. and i would totally take the drive up to help you move if i hadn't re-sprained my hip today. good luck with the move. toodles ~
from nanabear55 :
Sounds like you have IBS (irritable bowel syndrome). I have it and your symptoms are exactly what I experience.
from chakra-chick :
Hi there! Just done catching up with your entries from the past week, as I have been on leave. I totally feel for you - I too have a 'friend with benifits', or as I like to refer to him, "My fuck buddy". He's living far away from me now, so I'm not getting any! Ah well, hope things start looking up for you - you deserve to be happy dear! ~smooches~ Faz
from sensualistic :
Come to Canada now. That's an order from one pillar to another. :)
from purpleworm :
*hugs* nothing but best wishes & high hopes for you you don't know me but after reading your entire diary I feel as though I gotten to know you somewhat & I like what you have chosen to share. Sometimes sharing with someone totally outside of your circle helps with a fresh prespective. Good Luck Sweet
from krugerpak007 :
Just been catching up on your past few entries. I hope you are feeling better. And really, at work, I cant believe there are still people like that that exist. Obviously they are very jealous and threatened by you. Ignore it. Please feel better. (And I loved your photos!) xoxox Kathy
from abittergirl :
I totally agree with you. He should pretend that it's JUST you when he's with you; I just went through the same situation. It's not that you think he's not dating others, you just don't need to hear about it, because it's like throwing it in your face. Not cool.
from impetuousme :
Well, for starters you have to make up your mind to TRY. Then, go over to all the local newspapers (go, don't call, bring photo's). This means Reston, Herndon, Dulles, Sterling.. as far as you are willing to go. Ask to speak to whoever puts pics in the newspaper. They WILL speak to you, if they can. I have done this with the columns guy at the Times. Tell them you are willing to submit photo's for free until you get established. Make sure your photo's are local. They like nature pics, but they REALLY like cute little kids pics too. Ask them what sort of pics they are most interested in. Start taking THOSE kind. Go to all the Reston functions, or Herndon or wherever. Take LOTS of pics. Bring them to the newspapers. You will get something printed eventually. Do this. Over and over till they know who you are. If they like your work they will start calling YOU to cover events or whatever. When THAT happens you can start charging. Also, you can enroll in a photojournalism course at NOVA. In addition to all that, you can look for any local advertising places, bring a portfolio, see if they are looking for fresh new "art" pics. I seriousy think you have a chance with this. Your stuff is REALLY good. You could also consider working in a photography studio. Not that fun, but it counts on a resume. Let's see, what else... mmm.. you could start your own wedding photo business, bar mitzvah's etc. Or find a niche you like. Pet photography? I'm sure a pet store would let you advertise if you give them a cut. Get a web site going for just your work. The point is, time flies FAST. Start NOW. You obviously have the talent. You probably need some more professioanl training, but so what. Go get it. I'm not kidding here, at all. There are a lot of people that think they can do what you do. They can't. You can. But if you don't go figure out how to do it, then it will have never mattered. You've been given a talent. Go use it. Or live with the regrets when you're old. Seriously. I have SO many regrets about waiting until I hit my 40's to try to make a go of writing. Please don't do that. Love your life. Do what makes you feel proud. What makes you feel good. Do what you know you can do. Photojournalism sounds like a good fit for you, becasue not only can you do what you do with a camera, but you can write. Seems to me you're halfway there already. Hope this helps, take care, and cheer up. The doctor stuff will be fine. You know this. So stop worrying. k?
from impetuousme :
hey, why the FUCK are you pissing your life away at some measly desk job when you should obviously be pursuing a career in photography??? I'm not kidding. What the fuck? Freelance. Photojournalism. Etc???
from chickpea981 :
it's true, I'm already betrothed to Ms. Sensualistic. She's my true wife.
from sensualistic :
Hell no. She's marrying me and cooking for me for the rest of her life. And she can go fuck whomever she wants. Right!?!? :)
from whystinger :
You got a fucking Wegmans there? That was started in my home town and I love going there too!!!!!!!!!!!! Cook like that for YOURSELF? And have a good sex drive too????? Shit, if Honi would cook once in a while and give me sex, or even just give me sex, I would be pretty happy... Wanna marry an older guy??????
from hlupak :
thanks for the note. it helps. hugs for you too.
from cladon580 :
Your doggie is sooo cute. I had a Husky named Esther when I was a little kid. I looked at the dinner and thought..who would eat radishes then to my great surprise it was good ol taters! That grocery store looks way yummy! Oh yeah, you might get a pm from me sometime. What kind of digital camera do you have? I'll get with ya later on that.
from thegoodbiboy :
SH is one of those woman I get get off just watching her change her clothes. She's beautiful and hot and sexy and 100% fuckable and all those good things.
from sixelacooper :
I LOVE YOU TO TINY PIECES!!! It is not a joke..I have read all of you entreis and I am really sad about how you are feeling now..fuck those bitches at your work..they are just trash..you are a truely awesome gal and you don't need to worry about them.
from cladon580 :
I loved Salma in the Coke commercial. I better stop now. Sleepiness=ramble on and on. Hope you have a better today tomorrow.
from stardustcboy :
aaah! salma! *sigh* she's SO the HAWT! even in frida with a unibrow she was sexy...that says a lot about someone's beauty factor right there...still though, i must admit that i thought she was so much MORE de SEX in Dusk til Dawn...what's with these hollywood ladies, huh? they start out HaWT then suddenly their heads grow big and their bodies get all sickly lookin' and emaciated. it's foul...still...salma get's me feelin' fuzzy in my panties...i'm reading you. ~B-)
from abacinate :
sorry for the overdueness of this: *HUGE BEAR HUGGLES*
from thegoodbiboy :
Volunteering for duty, ma'am!
from ponfarr :
Hey chickie... just wanted to send you some good thoughts. And KB? Run. Run far, far away. He's never going to do anything but torture you. You deserve much better.
from djc360 :
well, there's always a fuck machine. you know, those things with car motors attached to them...
from usmcsis :
*waves hand madly in air*
from blugoddess :
Regarding volunteers, where do you live again? lol, hope you can find someone!
from stardustcboy :
oooh! ooh!! *waving hands in air* pick us! pick us! :-P ~B-)
from evilestone :
Alabama
from legolass :
hi just thought i'd say hello :-) i'm tryin to get my diary up and running again after neglecting it for so long (not that you'd know, you probably stopped reading ages ago!!!) funnily enough i still read yours sometimes though! not often enough to really know what the hell is going on but hey, who needs that anyway? see ya later xx
from cubjam11 :
Yes, yes -- thanks for the hits. All two of 'em. I'm not sure I've ever been called a "bitch" before -- but thanks. :-)
from dark-cowboy :
I love it: "eat me out like a champ." Like I'm a prize fighter or veteran back from the fray from manuvers down south of the DMZ. ROFL. Is there a medal of valor that goes along with the accolade? Something I can wear on my uniform to work?
from cladon580 :
Get well soon & all the better! Yes, I checked out that "site." Seems like he's unemployed so he might be living in his mommy's basement using the net when no ones on the phone. It's probably all a part of those stupid spyware stuff. Have a great week!
from dukkha-tanha :
Well, it sounds like you're feling a little better. Your entry answered a mystery here for me, where I thought I was allergic to my husband sometimes, it must be all the friggin soda he drinks giving me a mini yeast infection. Fucker. Anyway, you'll be so busy with your new job, the next two weeks should go by rather quickly. Not quickly enough, of course. Take care =)
from candoor :
wishing you good news...
from frisky-girl :
Hi there girle, I'm sorry to hear the news. It's very scary. If you ever need to just chat or ask me anything, e-mail me at [email protected] It's especially hard when people as strong as we are have to continue to be strong. *big hugs*
from dark-cowboy :
Feel better soon! You never did tell me what that "woah" was for LOL! ;)
from a-z-a :
...i'm sorry to hear about your current situation... it's fucking hard to deal, especially while waiting for results... sending you good vibes...
from jellehbelleh :
*hugs and kisses*
from tmb :
I'm sorry that you will have to wait two weeks for the results - that is definitely stressful. I'm sending good, calm, positive thoughts your way!
from hlupak :
i send you more hugs and warm thoughts. you can IM me if you want to.
from stardustcboy :
it may be the shittiest two weeks ever...but know that i'll be here to walk it with you. in my heart you have an audience and a friend. (hugs) xoxo ~B-)
from lovelydaisy :
lots of hugs and stuff :) Hope things go well for you in two weeks :)........... Carrie
from lasweetthing :
Thanks for the note and support, it means alot to me! Everybody has their own shit going on but it helps to express it and get it out. I'm better today :o) your in my thoughts Hugs, Sweet Thing
from pretty-pussy :
i have had continuous abnormal paps for 5 years now. ive had my share of biopsys, colps, surgery, and paps every 3 months. just because you have an abnormal pap doesnt mean you will get cancer. my doctor explained a rule of 3's to me. you have 1/3 chance of the abnormality going away, 1/3 chance of keeping abnormal cells forever, but it never develops to cancer, and 1/3 chance of cancer. so basically, you have 2/3 chance. and even if you did get cancer, by monitering it, you would probably catch it soon enough that you would be ok. i wouldnt worry just yet. you have only had one abnormal. if you have any questions or anything, feel free to ask, i have been dealing with this for 5 years now.
from fireflyez76 :
I don't know what to say... just your right, it really sucks and we never see it coming. Who knows WTF life shits on us and just keeps on dumping. It's been a long time since we've been close, but I'm always here. I still love ya girl... Jamie
from neangel :
hpv right? it's not as bad as it sounds i went through that when i was 20 & have had clean paps for the past 5 yrs since i had the leep procedure to remove the dysplasia [precancerous cells]. it is scary to hear initial but as the docs will tell you almost 8 out of 10 women get hpv & live their lives with it, most of the time with no symptoms of anything at all. everything will be okay & your next health insurance will cover it just fine. i've gone through numerous health insurance changes/jobs since i was 20 & you don't need to disclose it like you would with cancer or heart disease etc. it's too common. you won't have any problems at all with a new insurance starting at all. just make sure with each new doctor[gyno] you use, tell them about it up front so they know to check up on it from time to time. if the colp. comes back positive the leep or cryo procedures [which ever your insurance/docter favors] is simple & pretty painless. my cervix healed in 2 wks & they said at the check up that it looks 100% healthy, as if nothing was ever wrong in the first place. if you ever need or want someone to talk to about it just drop me a line. anytime darlin. *hugs*
from lildebkitty :
if I was there I would put my arms around you and hug you and tell you that this will all be okay, no matter the results. Bad things happen to good people sometimes and now is the time to lean on your friends, I will keep you in my thoughts and send hugs from the miles and miles away I am.
from djc360 :
*hold*
from breakangel :
The reason I gave the whole "you're strong, you'll get through this" spiel was because the same thing happened on my very FIRST pap smear- the results came back abnormal. I went in and they froze the growth and scraped it off. It hurt like a sonofabitch for a few days afterwards but now I'm fine. I'm not sure if hearing that story will help you or not, but I figured I'd share the experience anyway.
from whystinger :
*HUG* I wish I could just hug and hold you and listen... If you need an ear - email me and I'll try my best to be there. I do sort of understand and it scary. Take a bit of comfort that pre-cancerous is usually 100% curable. I will remember you in my prayers.
from jellehbelleh :
*hug* You have my deepest sympathy. You have so many people that care about you, I'd start a "Save ChickPea's Vagina" Fund and I swear, they'd all donate to your cause. When you're too weak to hold yourself, that's where we come in, sistah! Love you!!!
from x-plicity :
No worries, Hon. I had a similar situation a little over a year ago. There are so much good things in modern medicine today. Believe it or not, abnormal paps are pretty normal. I don't know if that will give you any comfort or not. *hugs*
from usmcsis :
(((hugs))) much love and good vibes headed your way sweetie. keep us posted. ~ cindy
from hlupak :
i can't give an embrace, so i am sending warm thoughts your way.
from i-read-you :
((chickpea))
from stardustcboy :
man...sucks serious ass...i feel ya darlin'. and if i[we] were there right now, we'd enfold you in all of our arms until you were lost in one giant hug. i'm reading you. ~B-)
from breakangel :
Hey, you know what? It's not over till it's over. You're a hell of a lot more adventurous than anyone else I know, and you live every day to the fullest. A possible pre-cancerous growth may seem like a big 'fuck you' from life, but I'm reasonably sure that life's gonna have to concrete a frigging anvil to your neck and throw you in the deepest part of the Bermuda Triangle to hold you down. You're strong enough to handle this and resilient enough to laugh when it's all over. Yar!
from tmb :
<snicker> Well, at least it's some sort of distinction to be banned by the government!. </snicker>
from breakangel :
I think your sex dream beats mine for weird partner. I never would have considered Tom Jones for any kind of fornication. Ever. But strangely, my mom loves him too. Must be a generational thing. (And can I just say, holy shit, that photo is wrong on so many levels.)
from darkbeans :
thanks for the code help. let's hear it for mary prankster road trip. i will let you know how it goes.
from sensualistic :
oh man I REMEMBER that Dana Carvey skit! almost blew cookie crumbs all over me ;-)
from darkbeans :
i already got a posse together and we're looking for her tour date mailing list. that was fast. and no worries about this morning. if you're writing me right out of the shower, it's all good.
from dark-cowboy :
What? LOL :P
from darkbeans :
she is awesome. i've got lots of good feedback from friends i emailed a song to last night. though --um-- i don't have guy problems. : ) i'm a guy with girl problems. i hope that doesn't make her off-limits to those with penises.
from dark-cowboy :
Some of us aren't so dissapointed with that disappearance. Think we can get my ex to do that sorta magic trick? ROFL.
from chickpea981 :
hence the lack of labelling
from ms-turner :
men suck. mostly. sorry guys, but once most guys get put in the 'boyfriend' category, they turn into assholes. and 'husband' just makes it worse. but they eventually learn and try to fix it.
from dark-cowboy :
Don't worry...I'll let ya talk down to the movie all ya want when we get together for Green Fairy and movies...LOL
from whystinger :
I am glad things are sailing smoothly. Looks like things are going your way. I am pleased he seems to be treating you well, I belive you deserve some good (and some more goodness) :)
from dukkha-tanha :
You do. Only neither of you seem to realize it! =)
from dukkha-tanha :
Congrats on biting your tongue. May I have lessons? Nah, I don't need them, my old man just deals with it. And $17 is a tank of gas???? What are you driving, chica? A moped?
from hlupak :
XD yes be true to yourself and don't let anyone walk on you. anybody who would treat you badly deserves to be punished severely. (well, that is unless they would enjoy it.) don't take any shit from anybody. i love reading your diary by the way.
from a-z-a :
$45 a pack?! holy shit, mine cost me $13 a pack, and i thought -that- was pricey...
from liquid-mojo :
Where IS your mind at? ;) If it was offered to me about a month ago, I would have totally considered a job at your place. Back then I was in a hardcore search for jobbage. =p Hopefully you don't have to sort all those 2000+ emails and if you do hopefully 99% of them is spam that you can delete right off the bat...
from whystinger :
Nice template (as always) I would be jealous if you hadn't made me such a cool template:)
from psamuels :
Like your new template.
from sexycreature :
I saw that. Unfortunately, I only knew maybe one or two other songs, so I didn't play.
from mrgrey :
I haven't deleted any of your comments. But yes, I didn't write a few things down about my night with Carol. Things I should have explained better in last night's post, had I not been drugged out of my gourd. I'll add to the entry when I get the chance.
from dukkha-tanha :
Yey! Thank you! Much better! =)
from dukkha-tanha :
I love you hon, that's why I'm gonna be honest with ya. The new layout is not working for me. It's the entry, there's like three words on a line and it's driving me nuts. I can't read it. I like the new pic, though, no need for the quick scroll downpage so the kids don't see. But you know I love ya and if I have to, I'll deal with it. =)
from hlupak :
thanks for the note.
from mandito2002 :
Happy belateved Valentine's Day! Sorry I didn't send you a card... bad me... bad, bad me... x( Anywho - luv ya and hope your lack of patience doesn't kill anyone. *wink wink* you know I'm joking. XD
from whystinger :
Happy Velentines day and congrats on the job!!! Hpe your week is going well
from dark-cowboy :
FYI: New tattoo being inked Wed and the bottle of absinthe from Europe has been ordered. Good times ahead! Oh and WTF..LOL I just noticed you cheated on the movie section..using "comments" to list extra movies..for shame! ROFL.
from pipersplace :
Congrats on the job, honey. And good luck.
from liquid-mojo :
Actually, I appreciate the correction as I was totally off on the date. If you didn't say anything I would have continued on my merry way thinking Mardis Gras was a week earlier than it actually was. I also appreciate the compliments. Confidence is something I don't have too much of, but every little bit helps I think. Anyway, I hope things are going well for you, I see you have fallen into the fun world of Help Desk Support. Lovely profession I think. You get play with computers and help out the computer illiterate. =p I'm sure you will catch on just fine. You should look into getting an A+ certification down the road. It may help give you a quick salary upgrade in the HD profession. Oh and happy V-day, don't worry I double-checked the calendar, it's the right day. ;)
from dark-cowboy :
Yes I did get your card; thank you and happy V-Day :)
from krazieespy :
Happy Valentines Day Chickpea :)
from herdarlinsin :
Happy Valentine's Day sweetheart.
from tiragem :
For a good 5 minutes after I read your last 5 entries I could only manage to sit on this chair and stare. I mean. WOW. You have evolved a lot... You no longer simply embrace the whoredom within. You *are* the whoredom within. Kudos to you. As for your head spinning, girl, if you were in my position, your head would be spinning so fast it would be nothing but a blur. But like they say - such is life. Pase lo que pase. And good luck being a support monkey; I always had a thing for primates.
from dark-cowboy :
Bleh! Speculum is a rough word. There used to be a MadTV skit about a gyno who named his instruments..."Specy the Speculum" and made it talk to his patients...not sure if that was so wrong it was funny, or just plain wrong.
from mandito2002 :
Yay! Congrats on the new job! I hope all went/goes well! xD Woohoo!
from krugerpak007 :
Good luck for your new job, I wish you all the very best! I havent forgotten about the CD, as soon as I get out of this place I will send it off. Sorry it is taking so long! xoxox Kathy
from frisky-girl :
Good luck on your first day of work!! I bet the booty the night before was a perfect way to prepare. ;)
from abacinate :
That's awesome how well things are going for you!! You should rub yourself on me so I can have some good luck too ;)
from ionme :
WOW. I'm impressed. I know you're right & I need to print that out. That's exactly what my head tells me, if only I didn't think with my heart.....Thanks for your honesty. *hugs*
from mrgrey :
It's sad. Out of the 25 songs you have, I'd probably only willingly listen to 5.
from whystinger :
I KNEW you'd say that!!! and you're right
from whystinger :
That a real pic of him getting ready to take it in the ass??? If I know you, it IS!!!!!
from chakra-chick :
Thanks for adding me onto your buddy list!
from ms-turner :
He's a cock tease. Anyway, I've always thought subs held the power anyway; they yay or nay everything, and say when it's over. Tops are only given the illusion of power.
from mozangeles :
OMFG. That is fucking hysterical. What a little pathetic bitch that guy is! xoxo - me
from batalicious :
It doesn't surprise me that he was all talk. Baza's the same. I think it means they just need more breaking in :D
from grovermatic :
Tell Chef I say hi! :-P
from jellehbelleh :
My own personal goddess... Treat him like the bitch he is.
from frisky-girl :
Sounds like fun!! Have a good night and you better post those pics. ;)
from dukkha-tanha :
Only if you post those pics, dammit!!!
from x-plicity :
I wish someone would call ME mistress! LOL "please, mistress x, tie me to the bed frame and feed me popcicles"....how beautiful it would be.
from lilfoxyvixen :
Ohhhh My God!! I can't wait to see these pics! Fuck him good Chickie Pie!!!
from salazabr :
Isn't saying "There are just a few sports where women do not belong." Pretty much the same thing as saying women just aren't as good at math and science as men are? Didn't someone just get in a lot of trouble for saying that?
from krugerpak007 :
I am even more pathetic. I don't recognize any. How embarrassing is that? Your cd will be on its way to you soon. (You have a beautiful name) xoxox Kathy
from sensualistic :
I am pathetic. I only recognize one out of 25!
from abacinate :
Otay I sent it to you!
from abacinate :
Ooh ooh I'm a myspace zombie too!!
from nymphoinme :
i'm on myspace. if you are as well, i would feel honored if you added me or allowed me to add you... drop me a line if you'd like my email so you can add me.
from sewer-rat :
thanks. i was going to write you a note with your last entry, because you mentioned working for family. I used to have a job working for this asshole and I was the only one not related to him. I'm NEVER doing that again.
from abacinate :
Haha I was going to reveal my secret indentity to you a while ago but it's kind of odd to work into a note about sex or monkeys or cheese.
from abacinate :
secretary...damn someone else got it first *sobs* i did know it though because i loveth my maggie and my mr. spader.
from hlupak :
i see that stardustcboy beat me to answering, even though i haven's seen it yet, i knew it was "secretary." oh well.
from stardustcboy :
it's "Secretary"!! i win! ;-) i'm reading you. ~B-)
from abacinate :
Ooh we can share Kumar!
from dukkha-tanha :
I take no offense at all. I wish I'd had someone like me to learn from when I was your age. Well, even younger since I was 20 when I had my first kid. Thank your lucky stars, hon, that you are smart enough to know better! =)
from abacinate :
your entries are supposed to make me horny, not HUNGRY! damn you. :P
from lilfoxyvixen :
ha fucking ha!
from frisky-girl :
I like the sound of Slim more and more. Every entry you write about him things between you two seem to get better. It may be good sex and a good meal now, but from the sounds of it, it may be exquisite sex and meal in the future!
from second-love :
Hey... it might just be sex and a good meal right now... but i say its got the makings of something GREAT!!!
from whystinger :
Kirstie Alley needs a cock or a dildo up her ass for a nice hard ass fucking. Remember (probably not) the awards show where she thanked her then husband for giving her the BIG ONE? I wish someone nice would find you. You are a rare jewel and deserve someone very special. You are tough, but you have a big, kind heart. Face it, you are a sweetheart. BBW? Definitely Beautiful and curvaceous woman, but you are proportioned pretty damn nice if I might say so. I am happy that you are starting to give yourself more credit, but you deserve more...
from breakangel :
You know what? I thought the exact same thing when I read that No-Show-Guy's grandma had a stroke. I was like, oh yeah right. He obviously got cold feet and couldn't deliver. Loser. Heh. And in response to your note- I just can't grasp the concept of being scared of horses. Maybe because I've been around them all my life, but even when I was a kid I don't remember being afraid. Hmmph. Now crickets- THOSE scare me. The minute one of them starts chirping in my house I flip out and have to get my stepdad to kill it before I can go to sleep. Sometimes we can't find it and I spend a night in absolute terror under the covers, praying to God that the crazy screeching bug won't kill me. *shudder* ...Boy, this is a long note. I'll end it before I really start babbling.
from mouseysocks :
I just got around to viewing your photos at yahoo. I must say that you have a great eye for true beauty. You should enlarge your photos and hang them on walls all over your house. That way you can always look at beautiful things and ignore the thoughts of stupid men!
from breakangel :
Dude, I know EXACTLY how you feel, except that my invisible tattoo says 'men who are at least 15 years older than me- I'm a total freak, don't let the duds fool you'. Seems like at least a couple times a day I've got these damn thirty-five year olds asking me out. (Or black men, but I don't mind that.) Anyway, SO jealous of you having a bunch of nineteen-year old stalkers. You could start your own harem and keep them all in the basement- or attic, depending on your preference. No one would ever miss them, and eventually you could start renting them out by the hour to select friends. (*waves hand hopefully*)
from krugerpak007 :
Gosh I think we can all relate unfortunately...Take care sweetie. xoxox Kathy
from kisskeri :
I'd just like to add that this "Tell them your time is valuable, and you need a $25 no-show security deposit paypalled to you. It gets returned when they show up :>" Is pure genious. You are the smartest person ever lol I might just do that from now on :P
from kisskeri :
I know EXACTLY what you mean. I thought Rob stood me up, but as it turns out his mother's aunt passed away and he spent the day consoling her and didnt really have time to call. At the time I was like "Not even 5 seconds to say hey raincheck" but now I see. I dont think men have the basic instinct to call like we do. It's our nature.
from abacinate :
You have an excellent point...I had an encounter with the Ex a few days ago (I'm gonna write about it today or tomorrow) and he used to be like the most reliable person ever and call every day no matter waht but then he started with the drug thing (which I didn't know about for most of the time) and he just started blowing me off sometime twice a day (including thanksgiving) and then we split so yeah. sorry for the ramblyness.
from second-love :
Oh AMEN SISTA!!!! Men are SUCH dumbshits about that sorta of thing. As women, we would NEVER not call... especially if he had that long of a drive... no matter what the deal was with his grandma!!! Sheeeeeeeeeesh
from dukkha-tanha :
I know from where it is that you coming. Been there, done that. WTF is wrong with some of them? It's all them, of course. Talking the big talk but not walking the walk. Fuckers. =)
from catpewk :
Tell them your time is valuable, and you need a $25 no-show security deposit paypalled to you. It gets returned when they show up :>
from mrgrey :
I didn't want you to ruin your new toy now that you have found a new way to play with it.
from second-love :
hahahahhahahah you GO girl!!!
from mrgrey :
You aren't supposed to use soap on jellies. It can take off the protective coating and the squishy stuff in the middle is toxic. There are special cleaners for sex toys.
from dark-cowboy :
Gotta love the linkage...now would that be HTML linkage or S&M whips-n-chains linkage? I'll find an excuse to link ya when I post more later. BTW..I just noticed your parental warning pic for the first time (ya I know..slow). If the kiddies get that far, it's too late...but at least they leave well educated! LOL
from dark-cowboy :
ROFL...you are just now learning there's a song to go with the slogan! Too funny. So nice to have a theme song other than Timmy And The Lords Of The Underworld. ;)
from stardustcboy :
aw yeah! you know, JeLLy and i started out our relationship very much the same way! sure we had our moments of adjustment, but all things said and done i can definitely say that she was probably the best friend i've ever had from the very beginning! there is nothing that i could not share with her then, and nothing that i could not share with her now and vice-versa. it sounds like this guy is finally a great positive male influence, and i'm looking forward to seeing how it all developes. keep it cool baby..."no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should!" i'm reading you! ~B-)
from kisskeri :
We just got about 1.5 feet of snow. My dog was going nuts as well so I took a wack of pictures. She's a black lab so she's lovin' the snow.
from livingdouble :
As for your swinger party, sounds like you had a great first time. All I can say, is I was absolutely petrified at my first party. If you knew me personally, you would know exactly why. I don't believe everyone had issues checking their jealousies at the door, but some couples have rules established (I know we do). Or they could also be new. Being thrown into a situation of an on premise party, and never having been to one, is pretty fucking scary!!
from sensualistic :
I will corrupt all the priests :P
from dukkha-tanha :
OMG, I think I forgot to comment on your swingers party and how fucking jealous of you I am!
from lildebkitty :
i can't read you at work if your picturesa are down the side....:(
from breakangel :
Sorry, I forgot to add: swingers party! I'm SO jealous. The only bad thing about having such a great first experience is that it's going to be hard to top later. But I'm sure you and Slim will work something out.
from breakangel :
I'm done with the layout revamp, and while I'm pretty sure it's not too Peptol Bismol-y, I find myself with the weirdest craving for watermelon Bubble-Yum. Go figure. Anyway, I'm a hopeless romantic so House of Flying Daggers was like a dream come true for me. And Takeshi Kaneshiro- rreow. Unfortunately the love scenes made him look like he wasn't great at the smoochage, but hopefully that's just 'cause he was nervous with an audience. Besides, for a man that incredibly freaking hot I might break my own rule and teach him a thing or two...
from hlupak :
i guess those assholes don't know much about greek history. at one time there was the thought in the greek army that if you had lovers fighting together they would fight more fiercely to protect each other. oh well, these idiots would probably say that was just a fairy tale. (or is that fairy tail?) lol.
from applerobot :
two things: one) awesome party report. I bet you can't wait for next time. I'm glad it worked out well! :) two) have I been immortalized as the girl who thinks youd like a sex chair? sorry! haha. xxx
from iwanttotell :
I'm jealous-you are so uninhibited. I might like to do something like that, but don't think I could bring myself to do it (without consuming a LOT of alcohol first!) Anywho, you looked very sexy. Glad you enjoyed.
from abacinate :
Hahaha yeeeah, I'd rather see letters from people with that experience than asking if what they should do about their 'friend' who wants to do it when he's bored. I haven't been leaving you nearly enough (or any) notes lately and I'm sorry! I still read your diary religiously and love every entry, if that means anything to you :)
from sexycreature :
That entry about the swinger party made me jealous and horny. You looked great in your pics!
from batalicious :
Glad the party was a success. Somehow it seems different when I think of my parents (dad, step-mum) and their swinger parties. My other parents (mum, step-dad) caught me reading your page a few mins ago. Tried to minimise but they'd seen the pic. Then the computer froze - he he.
from stardustcboy :
oh fuck yeah! i KNEW you'd dig it baby! this Slim guy sounds pretty damn cool, i'm glad he was so kick-back and easy-goin' about the whole deal. it's strange how when you lose your inhibitions with someone in a physical sense all other inhibitions seems to dissolve as well - emotional, mental, ya' know? this could be the start of something incredible indeed, no? awesome. now i want to go to a swinger party...hmmm...i'm reading you! ~B-)
from sirgringo :
MUCH love for ya Chick!! Great post. Sounds like the party was awesome! I'm jealous ;-)
from pocket-pool :
Yea buddy! I'd get off just watching all that male thrusting butt at work. It sounds like most of the dudes there were jerks, so I don't guess there was any man on man going down ;-) A proper MMF with you would be out of this world! ~Seth~
from krugerpak007 :
I hope you have a good time. Glad to hear you sounding so upbeat, glad to hear about all the interviews. Come to Israel! I'll find you a stack of jewish boys! I just cant gauruntee their niceness these days...All of them are full of shit! Take care love! xoxoxox Kathy
from jellehbelleh :
I love swinger parties!!!!!!!!! Man, I wish I could download the images your gonna have in your head afterwards! I want DETAILS!
from dukkha-tanha :
Whoa! A swingers party with that hottie Slim. FUN! Am expecting a detailed description this weekend, hon! ;p
from pocket-pool :
Ain't 'shite' a fabulous word? Echos of Seth...
from abacinate :
i don't know if you're interested but this woman is pretty funny and wrote a big farewell entry to the same station: http://members.diaryland.com/edit/profile.phtml?user=kristintracy
from stardustcboy :
heya sexy babe!! a swing party?!? weeeee! i think you may just like. just remember, swingers should respect the word "no". if you don't want to be involved, don't feel obligated or pressured, just say "no, i'd rather watch" or something like that. it is completely okay, and just as fun sometimes, to just watch it all play out. in any case it's all about establishing boundaries with yourself and your partner beforehand. but if you wanna' just dive right in feel free!! i know i would! ;-) hehehe! i'm looking forward to hearing about it! i'm reading you! xo ~B-)
from thegoodbiboy :
Howard Stern mentioned that radio station yesterday. They switched with no warning. They went from a rock song, right into spanish. I thought it was DC101 when he talked about it. That's a good station. They throw some awesome parties in DC. The Chili-Cookoff is a great time.
from mrgrey :
This is remarkably weird. Last year Rock101 did the EXACT same thing. Or should I say ClearChannel did the same thing with Rock101. One day it was there, the next it was Tejano. They even changed the website overnight. The DJs are trying to rally support to get back on the air.
from lilfoxyvixen :
I agree with biboy... you were too easy... fuck him so hard he can't walk next time :)
from tmb :
Of course I don't know bitch boy at all, but I'm sure that he deserves to have as many humiliating photos posted as possible. Eagerly awaiting more!
from ponfarr :
Schweet. Inspirational, even. There are days where I think that if I ever get hit by a bus and die, in my next life I want to come back as you. I don't think this every day, mind you, but I do on days like this.
from stardustcboy :
i wanna' see the vids! i wanna' see the vids! *waves hands in the air* >:-) i await further fun with bitch-boy. YaY! you rock. ~B-)
from thegoodbiboy :
What a little bitch that guy is. I think you let him off lucky.
from pipersplace :
That was awesome!
from applerobot :
awesome! I likey!
from jellehbelleh :
You are the WO-man, chicky! As I've said time and time again, A WOMAN AFTER MY OWN HEART!
from second-love :
O M G !
from breakangel :
Steal away! If we post our male requirements all over the internet, then I'm sure our chances of finding a totally hot, totally unattached, totally baggage-free male will increase by at least 13 percent. Possibly more, depending on the diaryland demographic.
from krugerpak007 :
Have you ever gone through a period that you are so hurt, that you just hate men.That the mere thought of them makes you feel like getting sick. That's me now. I just feel so hurt by them that they repulse me. Ughh. And I hope you feel good my girl. xoxox
from whystinger :
Baby Girl!!! so I need to check out Mary Prankster and Tits and Whiskey!!!!!! I need to hear it.... How YOU doing sweetie? I'm taking a break from work.... just time to sneak a peek and leave a note
from dukkha-tanha :
Oh yeah and #4, thanks for the mad props yesterday, I got like a bajiliion hits from you! =)
from dukkha-tanha :
LOL, #1 Linda Richmond! I'm always sayin' talk amongst yourseleves. #2 Your note was a riot! #3 WTF is up with "Be Right Back"?????
from pretty-pussy :
thats so funny. i began mastrubating around age 7 or so as well when i stumbled on piles and piles of my dads dirty magazines. its funny our dads didnt hide them better. look what we have become. ;)
from thegoodbiboy :
if that would have worked, I would bow to his greatness. As it is, he's a dickmunch. A clueless dickmunch.
from dukkha-tanha :
OMG, that was so okay with me. I could only skim cuz I'm in a rush here (I've got wench work too!) but I'll be back to follow up and read the "fool" convo. And to go check out stupidmen again. Ciao, woman!
from thegoodbiboy :
Holy shit....I thinkn I would die. I've never been caught, and I'm so glad about it!
from sensualistic :
That's the funniest shit I've ever read!!!!
from dukkha-tanha :
STOP IT! Don't even say it was your dad! Crazy woman! You are too much! =)
from second-love :
And actually... i usually agree with most of your political points :)))
from second-love :
And actually... i usually agree with most of your political points :)))
from second-love :
Heck NO sweetie... and not at anybody that i read regularly OR that reads me... :)))
from second-love :
Ummmmmmmmmmmm if it makes you feel any better... i can probably count on ONE HAND how many times i had sex last year. Not for lack of WANTING it... just unfortunately lack of getting it with the right GUY... of course if you count "beer bottle wednesday" (see diary entry on Aug 4th, 2004)*grin* then maybe 6 times last year... so count yourself LUCKY!!! hahahahaa
from hamiltonian :
I understand how you feel, just I am feel same way about women
from lasweetthing :
That really sucks! Sorry you had such a bad night. It's like H-E-L-L-O, women are not welcome mats, we're not open 24hrs a day or meant to be tramppled on.
from second-love :
Holy CRAP!!!!!!!! MY head exploded!!!!
from ms-turner :
Ow!
from lordpolonius :
but hopefully not too wordy!? Thanks for adding me!
from pipersplace :
Yeah! You're getting laid! Hot stuff, babe.
from krugerpak007 :
lol. Looks like you are in for a great 2005 and you deserve it. Take care sweetie! xoxoxox Kathy
from jellehbelleh :
Thanks for your kind words, it's good to know I'm not alone. *hugs*
from applerobot :
there's a picture (of a naughty toy) on my entry today that you might like.... :)
from second-love :
DAMN! and again i say DAMN!!!
from thegoodbiboy :
You get me so hard! I'm jealous of your sex life.
from iwanttotell :
You're my idol for the day! That was incredibly courageous-standing your ground and expressing the truth. Sounds odd, but it's so true. You go, girl!
from ms-turner :
All bow before the Golden Pussy! (sorry, I couldn't help myself)
from dukkha-tanha :
I've got no health ins either, so I know where you're coming from. But fortunately, I know folks with prescriptions who share. Not Xanax, but Clonipin. Not as effective as stopping the think thing as Xanax, though. Also not the most legal thing in the world. But, hey, illegal or losing my mind? Hmm, taking my chances on illegal. It affects the folks around me alot better. =) Anyway, I hope you find out what's up with that shithead KB, as I'm eager to know!
from dukkha-tanha :
Xanax.
from applerobot :
oh ms. chickpea, good luck with all things KB. I hope you get to work out the puzzle of whatever is going on very very soon. xx
from second-love :
well fuck... i say its #1 especially now that you laid it all out. And even if its NOT #1 - he is definately not being forthcoming about things. If he IS freaked... he should TELL you that. But he is definately being somewhat shady... and THAT is not a good thing. You deserve more. If it IS #1...can i join ya and help with the spoon castration thing??? *grin*
from abittergirl :
Oh Chickpea, the KB sitch is so not right. Your heart is telling you he's involved, and I'm inclined to think the same- no phone # is a HUGE tipoff. Cut bait and run- there are many men out there who will treat you like the princess you are. :)
from frisky-girl :
Mmm...your sexcapades are yummy. You're right, think of those so you don't have to think about KB anymore.
from sensualistic :
and couldn't have picked a better person to be online with sweet stuff :)
from dukkha-tanha :
Oh your New Years sounds way better than mine. It struck me when I was reading about KB, what if he is married or otherwise attached (that would be my guess), how do you suppose he'd have explained losing his job to her? This makes me chuckle a little, if he is a cad!
from kisskeri :
It seems like KB has some skeletons in his closet and for your own sake...I don't know that you should be the one to open that closet door. You deserve so much better. He was perfect at first, but now he isnt treating you like the goddess you deserve to be like like. This new boy though...hummm hehe Who knows right? Here's to a fresh start for '05! I wish you all the best sweetheart!
from second-love :
I think its pretty evident that KB is "just not that into you"... ya know?? He sounded fab at first - really seemed to play the role - but now... WHAT AN ASS! And it seems from your IM conversation with him that he either DOES have kids or DOES have a wife and is playing you. It sound like your latest guy has more than just sex on him mind. I wish you the best in 2005 and all it holds.
from lasweetthing :
Happy New Year! Hope things go better for you =~}
from catpewk :
I wish you every success in 2005 :) Please remember what you wrote at the end of this entry: http://chickpea981.diaryland.com/180.html In your latest entry you wrote that one of your goals was to find Nola a home. Any home you find Nola, must be with you... Have a great year :)
from batalicious :
Thanks for the notes. After tonight though, I think sex and finding women are the least of my worries. Is it a weird time of year or what? Hope things are better with KB and everything than in your last entry (a lot can change in a few hrs and after a good night's sleep).
from a-z-a :
lmao... i'm gonna quit while i'm behind, now...
from a-z-a :
wtf? $?... &hearts:♥ ...well, i'm always complaining i don't have any money... lol
from a-z-a :
oooo.... i $hearts;♥'s johnny depp... i can't wait for that movie... i'm excited already...
from dukkha-tanha :
OK. First, I don't know where else to read you! dukkha-tanhaATdiarylandDOTcom if you wish to share with me. Second, OMG! Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! Thanks for the link, I watched the trailer and I'm sooooo exited! Johnny Depp was a perfect choice. And finally, I can't believe you deleted that entry! I loved the paragraph about monogamy and was going to copy it to put it as my comment for you on my profile. Eh, that's what I get for procrastinating. It was a great quote though. One I 100% agreed with, btw. Me, the old married woman. But you have your reasons and that's cool with me. =) take care!
from lovelydaisy :
Personally, I think he should have called you to tell you he was in the hospital. I would expect that of a guy i was just dating, even just to know he isn't dead yet. But that's just me. I would have be just as pissed off as you were :)
from jellehbelleh :
The one thing I've learned is to ignore the ones you really, REALLY like because that seems to be the only way they ever pay attention. Even though that is HARD AS HELL and only lasts for a week. Yeah, I'm as weak as they come. Hang in there sister!
from dukkha-tanha :
Men can suck like that so much. He'll reappear soon and act like everything's status quo, and give you the old "gee, I was busy, busy" line. I'm telling ya. Men. Little boys in big clothes.
from kisskeri :
Merry Christmas Chicky! I hope you're Christmas is filled with alot of love, lovin' and relaxation time. :) <3
from jellehbelleh :
Oh my gosh! Your dog is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen! She is the spitting image of mine when I was growing up, 'cept her name was Elsa. *sigh* Sad story, but she was just a pup when we had to give her away. My favorite picture is the first one with her eyes just barly open. You have quite a looker there! :)
from herdarlinsin :
Im so happy and proud of you. *hugs* Merry Christmas sweets
from herdarlinsin :
Im so happy and proud of you. *hugs* Merry Christmas sweets
from sensualistic :
You shouldn't have to explain anything. The past has made you who you are but you are not your past any longer. How does that not make sense? We all have demons that really do not need to be told on day one. Why throw that in someones face in the beginning? You both know you've been hurt bad by other people, and I think you both understand just how deeply you were hurt by others. Baby step. I think you both have that understanding and because you do, who gives a fuck what outsiders think.
from redsirenbody :
yeah i am sorry i did not get it. write a follow up....I will get it then. I think i get it now: you are not afriad of telling him but you don't know why he needs to know everything now? I get that. I think we just want you to know that you are wonderful and nothing you have done or could do would make someone not love you. Smiles. Love L
from redsirenbody :
but then I have to ask you a hard question: are you being true to him or the relationship? Would you not always wonder in the back of your mind if he would REALLY accept you if he knew? I know some of your past and I would have no problem trusting you with some of my deepest secrets if need be. I think anyone who knows you would say the same. You are a lovely and loyal person who can be trusted even though she has made some mistakes in the past...and really haven't we all? just a thought. love you. L
from redsirenbody :
he won't care about your past. he won't. laural
from stardustcboy :
oftentimes elements of our dreams are nothing more than symbolic representations of ourself...or aspects of ourselves...which we seek to reconcile. thusly, KB in your dream can be viewed as a version, or an aspect of yourself or a piece of your psyche. what does this symbol represent to you? what sort of meaning does it take on when viewed as merely another part of yourself? it ties in interestingly with the ideas you espoused of being sabotaging or having doubt...are these dreams and dreams symbols merely a fear of your own mixed history? of your own darker desires and tendancies? something to think on.... overall though i find that when something becomes incredibly good, unbelieveably wonderful and intoxicating, our minds revolt in dismay and disbelief. oftentimes we are so conditioned to expect the worse or nothing at all, that we grow very fearful of things that present themselves as raw, unadulterated, pure joy and happiness. we fear that it will go away, that it will dissolve, or fall apart and decay into what we're so used to...sorrow and disillusionment. we end up recoiling in fear because we just cannot bring ourselves to believe that anyting could be so great, and the skeptics within us revolt, shout "liar!" and "charlatan!" the path to enlightenment is not to shun pain or the possibility of pain, but to recognize that pain is necessary to the temperance of the spirit...that it shapes us and makes us stronger...and it is those things that pose the greatest risk that more often than not, lead to the greatest of rewards... i'm reading you. ~B-)
from thebugprince :
My friend Jenn tried to fuck me the other night but she was too drunk. The next day she said to me "No one wants to fall in love. It's the worst feeling in the world." I don't know if it's appropriate or not, but that's what I thought of while reading your current entry. I'm dating a married woman; don't look for advice in my words ... :)
from lildebkitty :
reading your entry I am reminded of a line in a movie that says "you know what lets not tell each other our sad stories". I think this applies. Everyone has baggage and we all want a relationship without baggage. This baggage isn't pertinent to your current relationship, it was a life lesson that you don't have to share. You could consider it a growing pain. This may be completely off to you but it is my opinion!
from kisskeri :
Nola is absolutely adorable. There's something about a dog of your own that just melts your heart. It's like a having a child...well...atleast I'm guessing it is. :D
from seawarrior24 :
Awwww...those pics are absolutely adorable...now I'm gonna have to get a husky...
from frisky-girl :
Nola is absolutely adorable!
from imadad2 :
I read the follow up entry first, and I was saying to myself WTF? Then I read the "rant" entry and my jaw dropped. I read the notes and saw how you defended me. Thank you. I did not mind what she said, but her approach.
from thebugprince :
Could be tantric. I have no idea. No one else I know seems to know anything about it.
from thegoodbiboy :
How come everyone in porn is a porn star? Are they all stars? I think they overuse that term.
from divacowgirl :
They are defintely different.
from thebugprince :
I don't have a clit so I can't say about that. But I have recently discovered that I can orgasm without ejaculating. It's very mild by comparison but I think that's because it's so new to me. I've never heard of other experiencing that. Have you?
from redsirenbody :
I am the same way, honey. I like the vibe sometimes though when I am not in the mood to be with another person. Love L
from virlomi :
I've never had an orgasm during intercourse, except when I'm on top and he plays with my clit, but that's the same as a clitoral orgasm. He can get me off better and harder than I can get myself off, though - I've always thought that was just because I'm so much more aroused with him.
from stardustcboy :
heya sexy! thanks for the note! i'm glad you liked the read. as for the orgasm question...as a guy i'll be the first to admit that orgasm are different for me as well. it's a different level and intensity for self-love, oral, penetrative and anal sex. masturbation is usually a quick and dirty affair, quick and to the point, a fast way to release pent up sexual desire. orgasms from masturbation are strong, but seem to fade quickly. whereas, orgasms from oral are quite intense. it takes me quite a while to come and when i finally do release it shakes the foundations of my body and leaves me breathless. the orgasms i get from having vaginal intercourse are strong as well, but totally different in build and duration than oral or other orgasms. the most powerful and earth-shaking orgasms for me are from when i'm being penetrated either with a strap-on or another man. i've found that i can cum from penetration alone with no stimulation to my genitals in this case; and the orgasm is likened to an implosion, like my whole body is turning inside out with pleasure. i've found that women in general are the same as well with each different type of stimulation creating a different type of orgasm. though how each reacts and what types of stimulation create resulting intensities vary from woman to woman. anyway, all this talk of orgasms and masturbation has gotten me all excited...i think i'm going to go and have a little "quiet time" myself. ;-) i'm reading you! ~B-)
from lasweetthing :
Thanks Chick, I was beginning to think you didn't like me. I love to read your diary...you inspire me! Good luck with your current delima. Sweet Thing
from jensanimals :
I was reading some favorites of favorites and came across yours. Just thought I would stop in and say hello. Love your diary. Looked around a bit and will definitely be back.
from second-love :
I'M have a panic attack over the thought of it!! WOW... big decision. Go with your gut - mine hasn't failed me yet!
from ms-turner :
Grab the chocolate and wine, and brace for panic! Just kidding, good luck. You deserve to be happy finally. And if you need an ear to vent into, I'm here.
from iwanttotell :
Wow. I'm glad you're giving this a lot of thought. On one hand, it would take a huge worry off your shoulders, but on the other hand, you'd be taking a big chance if you're not 100% certain of the relationship. Good Luck in your decision.
from krugerpak007 :
Chag Sameach sweety! And I hope things start looking up. Is there anything I can do? Some Israeli chocolates and music maybe? Just to make you smile and relax a bit? xoxoxox
from thegoodbiboy :
You see, not every guy is an asshole! Good luck with everything.
from frisky-girl :
I wish you all the luck in the world in getting a new job and apartment. You are a strong girl and I know you can do it! It's so awesome that Kickboxer is there for you. :)
from iwanttotell :
That is so scary a situation to be in. I know you'll handle it and come out of it just fine, but I can't blame you for feeling bad. I'd be in a sheer panic. In the end you'll find you had more strength than you knew. As for your dad, that's really sad. I hope he, too, finds the strength to deal with this. It's so beautiful that you're there for him. You are a wonderful person for that. Hugs
from krugerpak007 :
I am so sorry to hear that things are bad for you at the moment. As they say though, a change is as good as a holiday and I hope you find a nice, interesting job and that everything will come together. Wish I could help you more. xoxox Kathy
from dirrrtygrrrl :
I know we don't know each other very well, but I am glad to see things are on the up for you. Great diary, btw. Ciao
from abittergirl :
glad you've found a nice boy. you deserve it.
from iwanttotell :
Sorry I wasn't there thru your rough time, Sweetie. Glad you're feeling better. It is truly wonderful when someone takes time to do something for us when we need it most. Lifts us up some. Hugs
from hibiscus101 :
well good god damn. now im jealous!
from sexycreature :
Hi, that's the entry I was talking about. I would love to know your thoughts, if you're willing to share. Any insight is appreciated. [email protected]
from ms-turner :
Damn, I meant 'maiden' run. Oops.
from ms-turner :
I understand honey. Completely. By the way, have you given the strap on it's virgin run?
from lilfoxyvixen :
Girlie, I love you too... Major hugs to you! Love, me
from imadad2 :
Thanks for the note. I agree. No one can have such mood swings without something being wrong. The problem is, she thinks she is normal, and refuses to go to the doctor.
from mr-onion :
But don't forget we all think you're amazing. *HUH* *HUG* *HUG*
from frisky-girl :
I'm sorry to hear you're not feeling so hot about things today. I know I'm not Kickboxer, but here's a huge *HUG* anyway and to hoping things start looking brighter.
from pipersplace :
I'm very intrigued by the strap-on thing. Can't wait to hear all about it. I've never been on the giving or receiving end of one, but it does arouse my curiousity.
from abacinate :
hahahahaha
from thegoodbiboy :
I'm one of the few men who suffers from penis envy....somebody said that!
from abacinate :
I wouldn't say I handled it all that well since there was like a five minute pause between every word so I wouldn't totally be a blubbering idiot. I wish I could just be strong around him. And I wish I didn't get brain blockage whenever I talked to him. I can't explain the phenomenon. I'm usually fairly witty or eloquent but with him, I turn into well...a dumb blonde with nothing to say. All I want is my stuff back and to ask him if he at least still has good memories of me. Yeah I know I'm incredibly lucky (and greatful) to be going to Hawaii and have my best friend be there. Well I always said that if we were gonna break up, I wanted it to be right before Hawaii so I'd have something to cheer me up. Thankee verrrrry much for your note and you're just so great (and your diary is great as always...you're gonna have to have more sex than usual though...for me, since who the hell knows when i'll get some next)!! *many huggles*
from lildebkitty :
Well thanks for the note! The guy really pissed me off. That whole little man complex!
from ms-turner :
I'd like to be dominated!
from sensualistic :
I had no idea I was in your cast & crew. Thanks baby!!!
from imadad2 :
She used her actual name in the credits which surprised me. She married Mark Davis who is another adult star. I don't think he is the father of her baby though. They seperated a while before she got pregnant. She put in some great performances with him. The movie "The Lie" was my favorite for a long time.
from imadad2 :
If I was gay, which I am not, I have to admit, a kickboxer would be on the top of my list. Flexible, in shape, and have endurance. You are a lucky woman. Kobe Tai is a long time favorite. She had a kid and disapeared from the adult film seen. Her movie "Awakenings" had her doing a trio of guys, one right after the other, in a van. While she was doing this, a bunch of guys were watching. It was an amazing scene. I hope she gets back into film. She did a great job in the film "Very Bad Things" with Christian Slater and Carmen Diaz. A dark, dark comedy. If you have not seen it, check it out. I laughed my ass off and got horny from Kobe.
from dukkha-tanha :
You should get a job as a dominatrix. You could do it all the time and get paid for it. =)
from imadad2 :
You like kickboxers? You would have loved this guy. Dirty blonde hair, abs you could grate cheese on, and muscular. He was only 5'8" though. His only flaw. Thanks for the note.
from stardustcboy :
i can take anything you could possibly give me and more! alas, i already have my mistress. but have a hole lot of fun! :-P i'm reading you. ~B-)
from thegoodbiboy :
Way to go! Awesome. Like I said, I'm jealous. Maybe one day!! Oh, and FYI....who cares, you're a hottie.
from batalicious :
You can violate me anytime ;) But I'm starting to think I should find my own dominant side deep within and give it an airing...
from lilfoxyvixen :
*raises hand* I wanna be violated Miss!
from evilestone :
You'd rather be awake to enjoy it? ; ) She wouldn't hurt you, don't worry.
from pretty-pussy :
i noticed that when you posted your pictures it was at yahoo. i am trying to link my photo album at yahoo, and for some reason it wont work. do you have any pointers?? will you try my link and see if you have any clue how to fix this?? thanks
from pirategirl :
Dude. Girls? I'm a girl. But I'm so sexually frustrated right now that I'll make all kinds of promises that I can't go through with anyway. But the boy would like it. He has this fantasy about watching.
from second-love :
I like this new "lovey dovey" side of you... its sweet - monogamy CAN be a beautiful thing *smile*
from pretty-pussy :
you could try adultfriendfinder.com. its a great site to find thousands of listings for whatever kind of sex your interested in, in YOUR area.
from naughtylove :
If I were in the DC area, I'd so take you up on that offer. lol ;)
from mrgrey :
You can do a search for swinger clubs in town. I am willing to bet there are a few in the DC area. If you want tips on how to act once at the club, you can ask me or SwingerGirl may be able to help. If you don't want to try a club, I am sure there are a few bulletin boards (yes, old skool internet) around that could help.
from thegoodbiboy :
Sorry, I get those guys confused! Anyway, whoever it was, was hot. Big fantasy of mine is getting it from a girl with a strapon. Tried it twice. Very hot.
from thegoodbiboy :
Hi. I'm an avid reader of yours and the loving yourself entry was excellent. As a guy who will never be skinny again, I can understand everything you've said. I'm very self concious of myself and have this fear that my g/f is so not attracted to me. I'm trying to lose about 20 pounds now and if I can, great. If not, then this is me. Also, the entry where your boyfriend(?) wanted to wear your panties and have you simulate fucking him was awesome. If your ever looking for a bi guy, hey, let me know!
from puppetgirl :
I live within a reasonable distance (central Virginia), but am regrettably unavailable. On the off chance my current relationship goes south though I would jump on that like white on rice.
from whystinger :
I am still thinking about your entry and figured a way to describe it very eloquently. Yeah, that was when I awoke at 1:30 a.m. and cannot remember it now. suffice it to say: You are the cat's meow, pretty, sexy and with a real woman's body. I like the picture of you and the bro's gf. You look great there. She doesn't look so good...
from elysium1982 :
love, l-o-v-e your layout. fabulous diary.
from pattymelt :
excellent entry my dear! i totally agree with you and can honestly say i have never been hapier than in the past year when i have soem to terms with me, myself and i. although i may continue to try and lose weight for health reasons, i can say i will NEVER be skinny. and don't think i would ever want to be. people think skinny girls have the great life but fail to see that they have thier own problems. they just hide them better. kisses!
from whystinger :
I don't put you in the BBW category, but rather feel that you are a better fit in the Beautiful Woman category. If you really look at your figure, it is DEFINITELY CUTE AND FEMININE!!! As far the tits go, they don't sag, that's the way they grow Darlin' I have been a brast man all my life and have really checked out many, many tits... I AM glad that you have grown to appreciate yourself - as many of us already do. You are beautiful, no doubt about that. Maybe you are just more "my sized..." Hope you had a great holiday and weekend!!! HOpe to catch you online soon!
from fungirl3 :
Hey there Miss Chick I sent you an email but forgot which user name I sent it to you as could you let me know so I can check it.
from i-read-you :
"love thyself" shows great insight! :)
from applerobot :
Ms. Chickpea, you are a darling.
from lasweetthing :
Deffinately a **** Star entry today. I truly enjoyed it. You are beautiful! Happy Thanksgiving.
from lilfoxyvixen :
Well you know I have always thought you were sexy and attractive... and hey, even us "skinny" girls have our self image problems lol :) Luv you monkey butt!!
from mr-onion :
ChickyPea...you are an inspiration to all of us to hold our heads up high. And you are officially the Hot Mistress of Diaryland.
from frisky-girl :
I absolutely LOVE your entry today. Thank you so much for your note and compliments in your entry! Girl, you are beautiful. You're so right about the self confidence. When I am feeling good about myself, I do notice a difference in the reaction that people have to me. I'm going to try my damnest to be the sexy woman that I know I am inside. And quite frankly, your note and entry today is helping me in more ways than one. You're awesome! I hope you have a great Thanksgiving. :)
from abittergirl :
So true... self confidence is sexy.
from lildebkitty :
U r bootiful!
from iwanttotell :
Your entry means the world & more to me. I'm a BBW (Okay, now I've come out of the closet), and that's been an issue for me. I know that confidence is more than half the game, and I can put on a good show, but the doubts and fear of rejection are deep-seeded. My b/f is wonderful about it and does enjoy looking at me-an idea I may never get used to. I cannot thank you enough for that entry. From the bottom of my heart-thank you.
from second-love :
Amen sista... and you DO got it ALL goin on!!! Happy Thanksgiving!
from irishblueyes :
First of all I have to agree with the previous note - You're beautiful! And thank you for the entry because it's tough to remember not to let those superficial things get in the way of having a good time, and confidence is definantely the most sexy thing of all!
from dukkha-tanha :
You are cute as hell and your confidence shows right though in your pics. Handle your shit, girl!!!!
from evilestone :
Darlin', regardless of a silly thing like your size, I will always enjoy images of you (preferrably naked, of course) and hope to one day spend a great deal of time licking and nibbling all over your luscious self... Not because you are a BBW, but because you are YOU, and sexy as fucking Hell... ; )
from lilfoxyvixen :
*sigh* Isn't monogamy fun? Oh you SO want me.. the feeling is quite mutual.. ;) luv--me
from krugerpak007 :
All I can say is, "wow!!" xoxox
from fungirl3 :
Dear Miss Chick Maybe you can help me. I want to teach my husband to be aggressive and I'm running out of ideas. You seem to be knowledgeable on the subject of sex. Any ideas? Please let me know, please!
from krugerpak007 :
Sexy underwear! I wish you well to wear them. And I hope you get what you need soon. I think you and Charlie would get along so well. He taught me things I never knew existed! Brazilians. Yummy! Take care sweetie! xoxoxox
from virlomi :
Many congrats, chickpea!
from puppetgirl :
Ooo... we get to be monogomous sex diaries together.
from jellehbelleh :
Just wanted to say "HI!"
from imadad2 :
Howard Stern is moving to sirus satellite radio next year some time. Because it is a pay service like HBO, the government cannot regulate and fine him. Because of his move, I am seriously thinking of getting it.
from iwanttotell :
Did you ever hit the bullseye on that one! Love your 'baggage' metaphor. Story of my life!
from dukkha-tanha :
Welcome to the club! ;)
from whystinger :
Did I tell you I love the new template? I do and I miss chatting with you. Hopefully I can make the time and catch you online. Hope all is well with you my friend. BTW, really liked sensulistic's diary. I need to read a bit more of her (but first need to catch up with you). wyatt
from krugerpak007 :
Thanks for your sweet notes, I have missed you. And now I can totally start to relate to your entries even more. Take care sweetie. xoxox
from irishblueyes :
That was an amazing entry and I can totally relate to what you're going through. It's so hard to know when you've said to much or not enough, when you're just saying how you feel and when that turns into too much pressure. It's ridiculous, I couldn't agree more.
from dukkha-tanha :
Oh, girl. I don't miss that part of being single at all. And, as one of my dear friends says, It sucks, but you can't turn off 'think'.
from catpewk :
As you've probably alreadsy figured out, the stable is a way of re-affirming your personal power after the experience of your ass-hole ex. If that power is now back under your control, you may not need the stable anymore. But I think you will still yo-yo for a while between wanting a relationship and fearing what can happen in one...
from iwanttotell :
After just telling myself I wasn't going to add anyone else for a while. Okay...one more.
from dukkha-tanha :
I hope it goes the way you want it. HOWEVER, even if you do give up your stable, we are still going to hell together. In the section of the plane (or bucket) with all the hot guys. K?
from imadad2 :
Thanks for the note. According to my wife, I ruined her life. According to my wife, I got her pregnant on purpose (Lie), and I spend every hour of every day trying to make her miserable (Lie). She cries that she never has any money for herself (lie), yet won't get a part time job so she'd have even more money for herself. She certainly acts like she hates me. Sex time has decreased, and we hardly talk. If I do talk, it usually ends up in an arguement. The writing is on the wall, I know. I just keep hanging on hoping she will change.
from abacinate :
oh boy do i love that song!
from ms-turner :
"Control" seems to ignite the urge to buy kinky sex toys in everyone. I was in college, and once that song came on, me and about six people went on a shopping spree in the local adult entertainment store.
from pipersplace :
Girl, you have to get that stud stable of yours in order. Give them all beepers.
from divacowgirl :
To be honest, originally I wrote more than "you wish you ate with me", lol, but I took it out. And BTW I too finally enjoyed myself the other day, took all of two seconds, I didn't even get to enjoy my fantasy
from imadad2 :
Thanks for the note. I don't want to say my wife deserved it, but I guess I am. Sometimes I have to be the one to be evil. I guess it is just the way that I am.
from krugerpak007 :
Just catching up at last. I LOVE kickboxer...Enjoy sweetie!And I really like your new template. I hope all is well with you. xoxox
from lasweetthing :
I'm adding you to my fav's, hope you don't mind. BEST WISHES to you and Kickboxer.
from ms-turner :
I feel your pain about not getting off with morning masturbation. If I haven't gotten off for a few days, it takes me forever to cum when I finally get around to trying it. And your whole day is shot when you put all that work into it and get no results.
from mr-onion :
Anything to make you smile, my darlin! I'll buy you a new bottle of cider.
from imadad2 :
Hey, thanks for the note. My wife does like watching me masterbate, but with her present. She'll even let me rent porn to do it in front of her with. God forbid though, if she catches me doing it without her around. Especially if I am using porn or a a TV show to get off to.
from tiragem :
You don't know what you got till it's gone - who knows that more than us, eh? And you've had a really wide range of cocks! From 4 to 11? Geez.. I got from about 5 to 8... I don't think I want to see any outside that range... cause it'll either be too small for me to know if it's in there, or it's gonna break me in half... And we don't want none of that, now do we?
from twistdfaerie :
Do you make your own templates? I like yours it fits your diary.
from abittergirl :
Damnit, girl. Get his number this time!
from jellehbelleh :
Hugs and Kisses, sister. I totally know how you feel because it's been done to me before. There's nothing worse than being left in the dark about someone and you feel that there could be something "different" about this one. Well, in my experience, if he is really worth your time and can handle all that you are or ever were, (and you can do the same with him) he'll run, but he can't hide.
from lilfoxyvixen :
I just wanted you to know that you have friends that wish you well and if you ever need me.... you know where I am. Hugs and Luvs, Me
from second-love :
Im with ya... im so fucking irritated i dont have a single encouraging word to say to ya except i know just how you feel. Im livin the same irritation level right now. Hang in there.
from pipersplace :
I love the new template and your new (or should I say revitalized) attitude. You go girl. Show them who's the boss.
from chuck116 :
Love it how you call your fuck buddies you stable! Very origional, haven't heard that one before. How nice it would be to be one of your studs! lol Love your site and have had a ball getting to know you today! Take care, Chuck www.marriagemadeonline.blogspot.com
from damonjones :
Nice template! What ever happened to office friendly templating? :p
from sensualistic :
oh my god. i am in love with your template. ME! the template whore!!! absolutely the best.
from dark-cowboy :
Holy God. That is an incredible new layout. Sorry about the boy; glad you seemed to have a good time away, with tnc, and made it home safe-n-sound.
from lovelydaisy :
not sure why you are locked, hope things are going well. If you don't mind sending me the username and pw, my email is [email protected]
from god-of-whine :
yes i am from wild and wonderful northern virginia! born in ny, lived in a few different places like colorado and central america, but by in large i am a nova guy.
from frisky-girl :
Sounds like you had alot of fun. I really liked your costume. :) And hand grenades? You had 2?? No wonder you were so sloshed. Hehehe...
from princesstosh :
Theres no place like home...theres no place like home....
from krugerpak007 :
Glad you are having such a good time. You so deserve it. Carry on enjoying.. xoxoxox
from almost-grown :
have a safe and happy trip!
from frisky-girl :
Have a blast in New Orleans!! Remember all the juicy details for us. :)
from mr-onion :
You better kick some New Orleans ass while you're there...and post some XXX-rated pictures on your diary when you get back. hur hur hur.
from lilfoxyvixen :
ok, shot in the dark here: 1=c, 2=e, 3=a, 4=i, 5=b, 6=m, 7=o, 8=l, 9=k, 10=g, 11=n, 12=f, 13=p, 14=d, 15=j, 16=h
from lilfoxyvixen :
So, are you still my Miss Grapefruit? lol love, Miss Lemons
from stardustcboy :
thank you! i was plannin' on keeping it for only a short time...but so far the reviews have been favorable...i might just keep it for a while...especially if you keep callin' me sexy. YOU'RE SEXY!! take that! xoxo ~B-)
from swingerdiary :
Oh good lord, I read "whack off" contest too. It must be the dirty mind thing. :-)
from kayrayne29 :
Ok. I have no idea whos cock is whose, but I will guess anyway, just cuz you told me to.. 1=H, 2=O, 3=I, 4=G, 5=K, 6=B, 7=M, 8=N, 9=A, 10=E, 11=L, 12=P, 13=F,14=D, 15=J 16=C.. I am probably so wrong, because I don't know any of these people.. LOL.. at least I tried... Erin
from sex-gurl :
Man, you remind me so much of myself when I read your diary and the things you say about your sex life. It's crazy!!! I just don't talk about mine enough because I kept forgetting about writing all about it... which I should, it would be interesting...
from lildebkitty :
glad you liked it, I thought you deserved a good comment if I was gonna list ya!
from evilestone :
And you didn't toss him your camera and tell him to record your beauty for me? FOR SHAME!!!! ; ) Hmmmm, I notice no one has guessed me right in the game yet...not even those that have seen it already. I must say, though, one of the wrong guesses about mine was rather flattering. ; )
from abacinate :
Yay for fantastic sex!! Hopefully I'll have the joy of that this weekend. My Explorer romp was explosively good and left me craving more :) And thanks for thinking of me and giving the advice when you totally had your own stuff to deal with! You're so sweet and great and I hope you don't ever have to deal with that crap again.
from betteblue :
High emotion always seems to create superior art and your photos are no exception. You have a real talent, do something with it!! The world will benefit.
from princesstosh :
Hey there Chickie Pie. I've been reading a while, but I am bad at noting, sorry :( Wanted to say a few things: 1) Nola is beautiful! 2) Things will work themselves out, you've got an over-abundance of friends, if those 2 arent worth your time then, oh well! and 3) My guesses: a=10 b=5 c=4 d=15 e=11 f=12 g=3 h=16 i=14 j=8 k=9 l=7 m=6 n=2 o=1 p=13 . Take care!
from pouncer :
Hi Chicky! YOU are soooo talented, those are amazing pictures you took, Where the hell is that fantasy forest you took those pics at. I wanna go! As far as your so called "friends" fuck those assholes Dark Cowboy, should respect your feelings, but he's a guy so that's a lil' more forgivable than your "good friend" foxy. Fuck that bitch for taking your man right under you, than she had the balls to talk to you about him. I'm sorry but you are the most mature one of both of those jerks. Don't let them get you down, You are much better than that. Take this as a lesson learned, no more phone a trois, and no more getting hurt by fake friends. COWBOY fuck you! hope i'm not getting too nosy : ) You just seem like a cool girl that I totally understand, so be strong girly!
from frisky-girl :
You take beautiful pictures!!!
from sensualistic :
that's MS!!! petulant cunt. remember that. :P
from mr-onion :
Props to you for getting rid of something draining from your life. Rude bitch or not, you have balls.
from dark-cowboy :
Because some of us know how important friendship is, how rare a gift it can be, because we don't believe in just walking out on someone..because I have to at least try until every recourse is exhausted. I am sorry, but I had to at least try. Goodbye.
from chevydarling :
Because people are ignorant.
from chevydarling :
a=10 f=12 k=9 b=5 g=3 l=7 c=4 h=16 m=6 d=15 i=14 n=2 e=11 j=8 o=1 p=13
from laracroft69 :
My guesses! a=10 b=5 c=4 d=15 e=11 f=12 g=3 h=16 i=14 j=8 k=9 l=7 m=6 n=2 o=1 p=13
from heylee :
NOOOOO, Please don't go on an entry strike. I would play the game, but I am one of those people at work so its a no go.
from puppetgirl :
1-C, 2-D, 3-O, 4-K, 5-B, 6-L, 7-N, 8-G, 9-I, 10-M, 11-H, 12-F, 13-P, 14-A, 15-E, 16-J
from mandito2002 :
Hey girl. Sorry you have to go through this crappy situation. When I read about your pain, it almost makes me forget about my own... Your strength through this whole thing is so inspiring. You are an AWESOME person, and I'm sorry that you had to lose two friends, but maybe it's for the better. Only time will tell. Just know that I'm always here for ya, and I'm sure others are too. ;) Keep on keepin' on. ~*hugs*~ Amanda
from pattymelt :
gross. i can't believe he said "love" -i told you he is retarded.
from dark-cowboy :
No it is not rubbing it in your face. Get this through your head: this isn't about you. When you are in love, you are naturally excited and happy. You want the world to share in it. Stop making yourself to be the victim here.
from chevydarling :
I'm sorry all this is going on, babe. See, in my old group of friends, if a friend wanted to date someone that I'd dated, we had this unspoken agreement among everyone that they would ask if I was ok with that. If I wasn't, it was ok with them, they'd understand. Foxy was your friend, Cowboy was your ex...you were trying to patch things up with Cowboy, but maybe it just wasn't meant to be. But at any rate, Foxy should've asked your feelings (I think!). I hope things get better for you. Just go love on your puppy and don't forget to breathe. Love ya, Miss Pea! Mwah!
from stardustcboy :
hm...yeah. nothing like having someone wave something right in your face. dunno, jury's still out on this one. i've never gone back to an ex...they're an ex for a reason right? whenever i hear someone is dating them, even if it's all roses and tulips and cinnimon buns, i still think "you poor rediculous bastard, just you wait...just you wait..." ;-P i'm readin' ya darlin'! besos! ~B-)
from yakkety-yak :
i know! how upsetting! and i do so go down on my boyfriend! well i would do if i had one hee hee
from divacowgirl :
When I was a teenager one of my ex-boyfriends wanted to hook up with a friend of mine. We were all at a party together and I could see that something was in the air between them. They both did call me separately and asked how I felt about it. Enough time had gone by (2 years I think) that I was more than happy to give them my blessing, so to speak. Later on, he ended up passing away and I'm glad that we were on good terms.
from bambinodoll :
Don't worry, I'm not looking to put my "brand" on anybody.
from sw-iowa :
No it's not just you!!! :-) hehehehe Awesome page OMG too cool Take care...
from frisky-girl :
Thanks for the lovely note--you're right that it could be alot worse! I promise I'll try and not pop any stitches *winks*
from trulypoetic :
I'm not worried about you getting yours...I had a momentary lapse tho in remembering just who I was speaking to. :-) You get more play than my 1985 Sony recorder back in the day.... Sometimes it's great just to make a guy happy without all the usual shit they get from all those other girls that don't wannaaaa swalllowwww thaaattt. ;-)
from abacinate :
that was the best goddamn period themed entry i have ever read (not that i've read too many). i feel like printing that out for Boy so he can get it when i can't get into it fully when i'm giving him head and i know i won't be able to have sex for a week. i'm usually good at that but he shouldn't get mad at me for not getting into it!!! jeez what a dumbass. i'm good at making notes about myself, huh?
from damonjones :
That is a really beautiful dog you just got. Congradulations.
from adulterous-k :
So - not the best time of the month?
from witchful :
So what's wrong with her original name? I certainly think Paris Hilton is a dog. <g>
from barbiewoman :
Girl- You said it for everyone of us (women) out there! God Bless You!
from pattymelt :
i told shawn i would love to see hilary back in the white house. i am not crazy about kerry but i still hate bush with a passion. i am one of the "get one of the lesser of two evils back in there" people.
from krugerpak007 :
Amen. God, you said it girl! I just read that whole entry to Trevor. Nothing like a bit of education for them now and then right? Sorry again about my dumb e-mail the other night. I am going to work on my answers this weekend....So you take care. I hope these next few days go quickly. Fuck, isn't it the worst. What a curse. And your baby? She is beautiful! xoxox Kathy
from pattymelt :
nola is totally beautiful but can i tell you? she looks kinda manly. cute but manly.
from pipersplace :
Did you know that you have a herd of cock on your diary.
from puppetgirl :
I apologize for thinking Cock B was diseased instead of realizing it was pierced. The small picture size mislead me.
from twistdfaerie :
I found you off of PuppetGirl. I greatly appreciate 'sex diary's' Yours seems great...oh yeah what you wrote about a dick in the mouth. I can relate. REALLY.
from lilfoxyvixen :
it is a piercing
from puppetgirl :
Does Cock B have herpes or some other strange venereal disease or did he just draw on it, so it seemed like that wasn't a wart or a cyst on the side of it?
from krugerpak007 :
Thanks so much for your kind words! have a good weekend. xoxox
from pattymelt :
no shit! that and starbucks! i love the broccoli cheese and the black bean - those are my favorites. i am not too keen on the baked potato at the panera's i go to. it's kind of...i can't even describe it. it has a strange texture.
from krugerpak007 :
Now you are making me have some naughty thoughts. Not good. Stop! xoxox Kathy
from barbiewoman :
Thanks for your concerns- I am just so tired of people I know and care about dropping like files around me. The shit really hurts. I am almost getting immune to this kind of shit...which is not good.
from krugerpak007 :
So nice to hear you sounding happy and postive! xoxox Kathy
from tmb :
Nola is beautiful! It'll be so much fun to watch her come out of her shell as she gets to know and trust you.
from krugerpak007 :
Great to hear you are being romanced. We all definitely need that now and again so I hope you are spoiled, A LOT!! And that you have a good time. Nola is simply beautiful!!! xoxoxo
from ionme :
cute pics, congrats on the new puppy!
from krugerpak007 :
Welcome to Nola! She is beautiful! Thanks for sharing the pictures! xoxox Kathy
from lilfoxyvixen :
OMG, she is sooooooooooo fucking Gorgeous.. Congrats on being a new furbaby Mommie! Ok, now I want another doggie lol love, Me
from lilfoxyvixen :
Cant wait to see pics of the newest addition to the CP family.. :) Oh, btw.... The layout is "pretty" Me
from second-love :
LOVE the layout!
from dark-cowboy :
Sweet Halloween layout! Reminds me I need to get working on my Halloween tattoo for my b-day.
from sexycreature :
I've been craving and craving so much, I'm getting tired of it! Though I think I'd rather get him outside of the office, so I have plenty of time to enjoy!
from evilestone :
Hmmmm, last time you told about a dream that had you waking up wet, it was real and not a dream... So, are you boinking this guy from the Transporter movie? ; )
from ionme :
that eye candy looks kinda like jim-boner.
from catpewk :
Apparently meat and alcohol can make sperm taste bad. No, I don't know from personal experience...
from whystinger :
Still thinking of the images... pretty in pink and the backside. The backside makes me want to cuddle up and nibble............
from trulypoetic :
My co-cubicle co-habitator Chad is hilarious. He put 5 clocks up on the wall with different times indicating "Baghdad, Tampa, Phoenix, Moscow, Honolulu". Needless to say we only need to know Tampa time. He's in training and bored...I'm just in an easy job..and bordER. lol They told me "lossage" was not a word...it is.
from evilestone :
Figures I wouldn't be fast enough to say Princess Bride first...
from kiki-blue :
oh I LOVED Torrid when I was over there. I didn't have enough money with me to go mad, but oh god I wish I did. Absolutely fabulous clothes - that would fit! *melt*
from chicagojo :
A hero? Nah, hon. I'm just an ordinary woman in some control-top pantyhose. Thanks for the linkage lovin' though.
from abacinate :
its some kind of freaky law of nature...the cocky guys are always so...hot...you can't NOT like them. kinda like brian kinney. :D of course that's fictional so its hotter.
from kiki-blue :
I love it when people quote The Princess Bride. There are just so many fabulous lines in it that must be shared with as many people as possible.
from savern :
The Princess Bride. Indigo Montoyea (?) says it to Wesley when they're about to storm the castle. Yes, I am an 80's movies dork.
from evilestone :
SMOOCH. Put it where it does the most good.
from pattymelt :
i just read your "rules" entry and there is nothing there i have not told all my friends before (or pretty much anyone who needs to listen) friends with ex's? are you crazy? kick'em to the curb and move on. rules are important in ALL sexual situations. especially if it's a new thing.and i totally agree with your MMF and FFM attention rule. i had never really thought about it cause it has never been a problem for me. i love MMF and in the FFM situation, i always seem more into the girl than the guy. maybe that's why it's never come up! anyway, jump back on the horse!(so to speak!)and remember what i said about men being retarded.
from krugerpak007 :
Hope you are now feeling better! xoxox Kathy
from lovelydaisy :
Hope things go the way you want them to go :) Carrie
from notalptrixie :
No one can tell you what to do except to be careful. Take it as it comes...I know easier said than done, but I think you know what I mean.
from kiki-blue :
I just wanted you to know that I finally got off my ass and added you to my favourites. I also just read what you put about me in your list...lol that guy was creepy :)
from betteblue :
Oh girl! Been there with all the pain involved. 3 ways are good for sex bad for romance. In any menage there is always some unfairness and in the flush of hot sex some people lose their good sense and do things they normally would not do. I hope your friendships stay intact, both of them.
from abittergirl :
It sounds like they didn't realize that any of this was going to bother you. However, at the point that they realized it, it should be called off and not turned back around on you. That's unfair. I think that's the problem with a threesome is that someone is always left out in the cold, either physically or emotionally.
from dark-cowboy :
But it's ok for you to vent about me? How is that ok for one to do, but not the other? There were no links, no names in mine..just the need to be honest and vent my feelings, much as you do.
from abacinate :
omg that's awful!! that's about the time i would stick a pineapple up his butt or a dildo in his ear. or a chopstick all the way up his nose.
from sensualistic :
do not EVER use the word weakness in description of yourself. if i have to thumb it down to kick your ass i will!!
from pattymelt :
i think you and i have talked about this before - men are just plain stupid. you have to come right out and tell the what's what and STILL they usually get it wrong.
from redsirenbody :
Honey I think they did you wrong. It just does not sound like either one of them was being a friend to you. I am sorry this happened. It really could have been a great time for all of you. I don't think you are over reacting. I send you hugs and love. L
from lilfoxyvixen :
You know I love you.. Two!.. I am glad we are "ok".. and I hope to be friends with you always! Love, Me
from whystinger :
Feelin' alright? I think I understand those feelings you wrote about. I can't help think that I would feel what you are feeling....
from seawarrior24 :
I don't think you're being irrational. I would be upset too. That hurts...especially feeling like you've been used.
from kryptonite13 :
I usually dont comment in this diary but um yeah...ima need to talk to u real quick, I aint even gonna say shit here...but u for damn sure know I got an opinion....
from girlygirl83 :
Hey~ I'm not sure that you want to hear from me, but I'd feel upset too.I know that foxy's really sweet and nice. I like her and I don't even know her! I just think that your feelings are normal right now. I hope that your day gets better!
from catpewk :
Are you jealous of the attention she shows him, or the attention he shows her? If you could only have one of them in your life, which would it be?
from krugerpak007 :
Frankly I would be just as jealous and upset as you are. I hope you feel better. Wish I knew what to say. Kathy
from evilestone :
Aren't you ALWAYS worth reading, Sexy? ; ) Oh, and I was the devil too...fancy that. ; )
from whystinger :
I love the soundtrack!!! But you just have a cool mind for that anyway!!! Did you delete some entries here? I am lost and confused. Not spending much time on computer.... Hope all is well
from jackthripper :
New Orleans eh? You're coming to my city:) There's nothing like a 'Nawlins Halloween...I hope you have fun dear.
from sensualistic :
can i come with you? pretty please? just shove me in a suitcase ;-)
from catpewk :
Thanks for the review - some very useful suggestions! :)
from lilfoxyvixen :
Me Lemon You Grapefruit Us Citrusy, Tangy, Tasty, Finger lickin' Goodness.. Loves, Me
from divacowgirl :
Did he at least pay for the pizza?
from puppetgirl :
Guys think tickling is a playful, easy way to touch a girl for the first time. If you get her laughing your foot is halfway in the door. The problem is, most ticklish people don't like to be tickled. So it just turns them off.
from pattymelt :
you should have gone with your gut and left when he started trying to kiss you. fuck him. i hate when you are up front with a guy and they get all pissed when you don't jump their bones. YOU know you are better than to settle for inferior product. oh, yeah, go cowboys! (i was watching it too, at home, alone!)
from mrgrey :
Ha! The Redskins lost again. To the Cowboys! Oh the shame.
from filibuster-y :
hey- awesome way to end the streak! I'm happy for you. At least he knows how to compensate for other things & he seems nice to boot. Flowers, for real? I never get flowers!
from pipersplace :
I absolutely love getting flowers and it happens so rarely. If you really think about it, it's an easy gift for any guy. It requires little thought or imagination. Walk into a florist and get something. Yet, so few of them can even take the time to do that.
from trulypoetic :
I dunno I've seen some skinny mini bitches that could use a hell of a lot more COCK. :-)
from frisky-girl :
MMM.....yummy eye candy...:-)
from catpewk :
Possibility number two is the fan in the power supply. Both would have the same effect. You can check that by bitch-slapping the power supply when the noise starts up. If it gets quiter, its the power supply fan. If not, its the cpu fan :)
from catpewk :
If you're computer is making odd noises and shutting down for no apparent reason, dollars will get you donuts that you have a bad fan. The fan makes the noise because it is going out. Because the fan is going out, the chip overheats and turns off the computer to save itself from frying. The good news is the fans are pretty cheap. Unplug/unscrew the old one and take it to your local geek shop. Just the fan, not the cpu. By a new one and reverse what you did before.
from longing4ak :
I will help you capture and rape Jason!! He's HOT! :)
from dark-cowboy :
LOL...in your own words, "Shuddap you luv it!" Well at least someone is reading..LOL Thanks again for all your help with the template!
from trulypoetic :
"big girls have big pussies and need bigger cocks...." ROTFFLMBFPO translates "rolling on the fucking floor fucking laughing my big fucking pussy off"
from ionme :
i stand by my statement still....know what i mean?
from divacowgirl :
I couldn't stay away. Thanks for the advice.
from trulypoetic :
I am working on me. I'm trying to really find myself. I miss him like madly and realize that it's not about fighting for him it's for me about fixing all the things I did to mess it up because I made him pay for the things my ex-husband did to me. The only things I truly want....for him to be happy and well...for me to be well and happy. I am what I am. I love with all that I am. I always struggle to repair the holes that giving all that I am causes me to leave with. Sex...oh sex is easy...it's the glorified stuff that glues you to another person..that's the shit I can't ever do easily. I am in love with him....for good reasons......I am falling in love with myself because I've finally begun to be more for me than I am for anyone else.
from ionme :
thanks for the love! and what's wrong with being a self-proclaimed slut? i am and fuck anyone who doesn't like it because they're just jealous they aren't getting laid. ha. <3 ya!
from chevydarling :
Yeah, well...at this point, that might be a good idea! I'm so not emotionally fit to have children! =( Maybe someday, but man, wanting one doesn't change how bad a mother I might or might not be...it just means I want one! But you may be right about that whole tubes thing. I said that to myself earlier today! "Well, if it doesn't ease the want, then it might cure me of it forever!"
from divaredneck :
hey girl, that sucks about chef and the 30 second wonder. Its obvious though you've got tons of fans here, including me. Don't worry, I might come back. Thanks for the note.
from trulypoetic :
I don’t recall exactly what I wrote to you, but I do know that I was thinking you have the right to be upset about any sort of relationship ending. I think that Naked Chef….well something about him seemed to be a little “cocky”. Perhaps a bad analogy…but I’m here to tell you that the fuck buddy thing can be very rewarding and good if both parties are on the up and up about what’s happening and going on. IT is however hard not to get attached to those ones that know what they are doing in bed. I mean, we all love chocolate and its hard to resist wanting it all the time. It’s much the same principal. Now..you’re note back to me…I totally agree. He’s not worth fighting for…now that I review it all and am awake. No man really is…or are they? I’m trying to figure that one out in my own damn life right now. I keep telling myself a man you have to fight to win back is not worth winning because that’s a lose lose situation. Either way…I admire you for being who you are and not hiding any part of it…
from girlygirl83 :
yay! That guy sounds fun! He sounds really nice too! I hope that you have a great date! You deserve it!
from abittergirl :
Yay for internet dating!
from lealoo :
So, when you kick his ass can I take pictures, blow them up to poster size and hang them all over mine, yours, and his towns? How dare anybody badmouth my Miss Pea. And if it's who I'm 99% sure it is... Oh man. People in glass houses should NOT be throwing stones.
from abacinate :
I linked to the fotolog in my last post...go check it out :) You'll be totally over him after looking at my pics ;D (If I was a guy...maybe...hrrrm I don't know where this is heading)
from second-love :
You GO girl!!!!!!!!!!!
from lovelydaisy :
Men suck. If I could get the sex without them being themselves, it would be so much easier ;) But no sympethy or I told ya so's, life goes on, someone different comes along. So goes life
from lilfoxyvixen :
Well, No "I told you so"'s here and no sympathy.. Just keep rollin' along.. Hugs and Giggles, Me
from evilestone :
On the minute man thing...the more you get, the longer you will last...back when I was a LOT busier than I am now, I would occasionally last over an hour. Not getting any for months at a time now, let's just say it's a considerably shorter length of time. On the chef thing...jeez, what a dick. Maybe you should swing east for a little while after you visit your brother? ; )
from catpewk :
No sympathy over Chef (you don't need it). And no "I told you so's". But I do think you made the right choice.
from lovelydaisy :
So true, hopefully the right one comes along that is worth ur time tho :) Carrie
from savern :
I understand about the minute men, they haven't realized they went out with Paul Revere. (Did I even spell his name right? Probably not.) But, I agree with Carrie. My husband was like the when we first started fucking, but I've got him trained to go longer. Perhaps Malibu Ken needs a trainer...
from lovelydaisy :
Men suck sometimes. Especially when u need to cum and they are too busy getting off themselves. Maybe Malibu Ken can be helped tho?? My husband was a one min wonder, but i got him changed ;) Carrie
from betchy :
ye ha, i know exactly what you mean about the one minute "wonders". i mean all guys have an off day, but what is the use in getting you excited when they cant come up with the rest of the goods. its almost enough to put a girl off sex (almost).
from ladypeacezz :
hey there...i used to bloghop and i kinda came across ur blog. so i kept going back to read it :) ur a funny lady u noe that? i haven't been back to ur blog for quite some time since school started..i just came on a few days ago and read about ur cat. im really sorry about jade. i hope that ur already feeling much better yeah?
from pattymelt :
i can't tell you how sorry i am about you lose. i know how i would feel if i didn't have my spotty here with me. both spot and i will have you in our prayer tonight. hugs.
from scarletcloth :
hey hun,i'm so sorry about your cat. i haven't been on diaryland in awhile. love u lots! kisses! oh and thanks for caring about me during the hurricane.
from trulypoetic :
much love to you right now.... memories are future smiles...
from dalyrical1 :
glad to see you're feeling better lovey....*hugs*
from almost-grown :
hope that you get to feeling better soon. if you want to talk i'm around.
from lovelydaisy :
Big Hugs Hope you feel better soon :) Carrie
from evilestone :
SMOOCH
from evilestone :
Now I'm all teared up, so it's a little hard to see. Reading that entry, the only thing that comes to mind is "Thank you". I get the definite impression that she was sincerely grateful for what you did. I know it's easiest on her, she gets to romp and play in kitty heaven, and hardest on you, you have to stay here and get by without her, but you KNOW it was the right thing, and it sounds like she did too. Now go call chef, curl up in his arms, and take a nice long nap... I'll be thinking about you.
from filibuster-y :
You couldn't have done anything more to show her your love than to end her pain at the expense of personal emotional suffering. I hope you feel better, I'm really sorry about your loss, dear.
from krugerpak007 :
I am so so sorry to hear about Jade. Take care. xoxo Kathy
from betteblue :
white kitties are the special ones, and her purring at the end was her way of thanking you for taking care of her last needs so lovingly.
from phangasm :
Just want to say how sorry I am. We have 3, so I know how it must feel. Your cat looks exactly like one of ours.
from lilfoxyvixen :
There are no words to make you feel better.. I know this.. But just know I am here.. Oh, btw, I almost took offense that my hours with you didn't mean nuttin' up to that one sentence, but as a woman.... I TOTALLY understand.. ;) Hugs, Me
from ienjoycorks :
thanks for being cool enough to add me. I respect that about you
from abacinate :
I cried just like everybody else when I read your latest entry :O/ I'm sorry. I know I can't say anything to make you feel better so... *hugs and snuggles*
from nymphoinme :
i just read your entry about jade and i can't help but just bawl. i'm so sorry... if you need anything, dont hesitate to ask. i'm sure you have a lot of support around here... i hope it's able to help you out right now when you need it. *hugs*
from frisky-girl :
I broke into tears as I read your entry about Jade. It was a very hard thing to do, but I agree with you that it was time. *hugs hugs and more hugs*
from pinkbowshoe :
I'm so sorry about your loss. I started crying when I read your entry :( (and I'm at work reading this!!..crying!) I know that must have been the hardest thing ever to witness. When we put one of my dogs to sleep, I was 20, or 21, but I remember going with my mom. She went back in the room, but I couldn't bare to see it, or think of it. I sat in the waiting room trying to distract myself from the thoughts of our dog. But, the nurse came out and said its been done. Right there one the spot I started balling in front of like 10 strangers. It was hard. You will heal. *hugs* take care.
from girlygirl83 :
Hey, I'm soo sorrry about Jade. I read that entry and I seriously almost started to cry. Pets are like family members. I'm sorry about your lose
from raven72d :
Losing a pet-- a small friend --after so many years is always hard. Just be glad she's no longer in pain, and do treasure your memories.
from lilfoxyvixen :
Oh god... you do have a way of writing, so real, so raw.. I hope you are ok today.. Lemme know if you need anything.. Hugs and Luvs, Me
from divaredneck :
That was very powerful and sad. Again, I'm sorry and wish I could help in some small way.
from lovelydaisy :
So sorry for everything!! I missed my dog after having him 14 years, and I still cannot see another dog like him without missing him :( Carrie
from supermom3604 :
Oh honey, I am so sorry for your loss. As much as I pretend to hate my cats, I would cry for weeks if we had to put one down. You'll be in my thoughts.
from date2 :
I'm so sorry for your loss. I cried like a baby reading your entry. To lose a life companion like that... I can't even begin to understand how much that must hurt. xxx
from longing4ak :
Hey girl! Reading that entry brought tears to my eyes. I am so sorry for what you're going through! I lost two pets at the same time before and it was so devastating. I hope you start to cheer up soon and that message from NakedChef was so sweet! Smile sweetheart, people care about you :)
from redsirenbody :
Oh baby. I am so sorry. I know the pain you feel...I had to do the same to one of my doggies a few months ago...Oh man. the pain is unbearable. I don't know how I made it through that. But I did. I wish I had some words of wisdom for you but I don't. I can only say that You will make it through somehow...I am so so so sorry about her. I know she gave you the world with her love because my pets do the same for me. I just got back from fleeing the storm and the reason we left was because of the three dogs. If it had been me and him only I would have stayed. But my dogs are my world...Oh my. I am so sorry. [email protected] if you want to get out any other feelings. I do understand. I love you and am very very sorry. Laural
from betchy :
that entry about your cat was so touching it actually brought tears to my eyes. i am so so sorry for your loss, and hope that you will feel better soon. just rememeber you had 16 wonderful years with her. i know that probably doesnt make you feel any better right now when the pain is still so fresh. sorry again x
from yakkety-yak :
be grateful for the time you had with her. she fulfilled her life purpose to be your companion for 16 years. thats longer than most cats. remeber that she will always be there even if not in body. and she was beautiful.
from notalptrixie :
Sorry chick <hugs>
from notalptrixie :
Sorry chick <hugs>
from savern :
honey i'm so sorry. i know whats its like to lose a pet who is more person than animal in your heart. i can't say anything to make it go away, but i am truly sorry for your loss.
from frisky-girl :
I'm sorry to hear about Jade. *hugs*
from abacinate :
*big bear huggles* :o{ Sorry but at least she won't be in pain anymore...
from catpewk :
Sorry to hear about Jade. She is free from pain now. I hope you can gain comfort from the good memories she left you.
from jackthripper :
I'm very sorry to hear about your beloved, Jade. I know what it's like to lose a pet who really isn't a pet at all but a family member, really. Jade has my prayers.
from betchy :
god i love you! why were you not on my buddylist before? and i am really sorry about your puss by the way. i have got three cats, and i know how i would feel. my thoughts are with you xxx
from girlygirl83 :
Hey, I'm really sorry about your cat. I knwo that your sad. :Huggs: I hope that you feel better soon.
from yakkety-yak :
thanks for the add, chick-chick-chicken
from evilestone :
Weather is starting to get bad here, but evacuation isn't really an option. They just reported that when the power goes out, BEST CASE is that it will take a week to get it back on, so don't expect to hear from me for awhile if/when my power dies.
from abacinate :
its not very cute when he starts cockslapping me 8o/ actually it is...but don't tell him that. in all reality, we're really both asses and fight a lot but sometimes just for makeup sex :)
from lilfoxyvixen :
I hope all is well tomorrow (which I know it won't be), will be thinking of you... Hugs, Me
from evilestone :
By hit I meant what's headed for me... If NO gets a direct hit with a hurricane, it is gone. They've been saying on the news here that NO is the biggest natural disaster in the USA waiting to happen, even worse than a quake in California. So the eye coming here instead of there is a big deal towards survivability in NO.
from evilestone :
From what EW has been telling me, it's going to miss New Orleans by a good bit and crawl right on up through the state and dance on my head... Have I ever mentioned I live on a flood plain? And, every time it rains REAL hard, the street behind me dumps all it's runoff into my back yard, which runs right up under my house and floods out my furnace? Ain't life fun?
from stardustcboy :
LMAO! i think the proper term is "sizequeen". lol. in any case you'll be getting a picture of me by the end of the day. heehee! ~B-)
from divaredneck :
Can the purple tornado enter the cock contest? he he he
from adulterous-k :
Hey chickpea! I never thanked you for giving those negative people a telling in my guestbook. I guess we open ourselves to criticism like that - in a way I'm surprised that I've had so little of that kind of thing. But it did hit home at a time when I was being self critical. (and - because I'm lax in giving praise - I really enjoy your stuff!)
from liquid-mojo :
I'll be first to admit that my diary is about venting and bitching and has very little if anything to do about trying to solve anything. But isn't that the case about most diaries you read anyway? Even when people are supposedly happy the still find something to bitch about. I guess I'm not immune to that, I never was. If anything, my diary is a record about what is going on with my life, nothing more nothing less. Of course it is still the reader's choice to criticize or judge me because of it. Anyway thanks for the unsolicited critical opinion, just another thing for me to think about I guess...
from damonjones :
I wish you and your family members the best. :-)
from phangasm :
Damn, Pea, I was just reading about Ivan and totally forgot your bro. He did the smart thing and got out though, so that's good. They say there was a storm in 1965 that put the city under 7 feet of water in places, and Ivan could be worse. So sorry to hear about your cat too. She's gotta be like family by now.
from notalptrixie :
Hey there. I am sorry to hear about your cat <hugs>...I know it probably doesn't mean much, but I know it will be ok. Thinking of you - notalptrixie.
from evilestone :
Oh, and on the "no linkage" part, I didn't know if you wanted everyone to know WHO it was that sent me the pics...since you didn't mention sending them to me in your diary. I can correct that if you want me to... (And maybe post that one of your butt in the tub? It's SOOOOOOoooo cute...) ; )
from evilestone :
Well, she IS insane, remember... Did you get the email I sent you with a picture attached?
from chevydarling :
Well, =p to you, too, Miss Pea!
from whystinger :
I'm behind on my reading and NEED to catch up to you. I would like to catch you on IM. Hope all is well, drop me an email if you can... I am sooooo behind again :(
from filibuster-y :
Madam Chickpea... should you see me online, you must IM me... :P it has been eons since we have talked! (alot has happened since that I haven't posted)
from lilfoxyvixen :
ohhhh... damn, introduce me to Him sweetie! If he is EVEN close to that good in person... WHEW *wink* Me
from mrgrey :
I seem to recall asking if it would be okay, and you GAVE me the breast game.
from abacinate :
That's pretty nice for a webcam pic...it reminded me of my boy (that's pretty much what he looks like in briefs)...awwww...I wish he was over here :o/
from notme2000 :
I gotta ask. In your profile, under my diary in the faves you write "non-conformist who conforms in a way that isn't obvious". I'm not disagreeing, but I am so curious as to what u mean!
from redsirenbody :
sounds like you will be in heaven for a while. All will be wonderful. No doubt. Love you lots. L
from phangasm :
Your bro is alright. That oughta be a fun trip.
from damonjones :
Thank you. I love the complement! ;-)
from impetuousme :
one more thing. just now, i was posting to my site and saw a familiar looking ad. i clicked it, and was brought to YOUR site. just thought that was interesting, and thought you might like to know.
from impetuousme :
lonliness is horrible.. i know it well... it eats at you, and makes you do things that embaresses yourself. it kills the image of the someone you thought you might be, and leaves you there, again, alone. and lonely. if there were a way to break through the invisible barrier, i would wish to find it... we live so close, you and i.. yet... so far apart... almost as if in another world... "sometimes all I really truly want is just to be held for a few minutes." it might be as simple as asking... or as one more elequent might say... "as you wish..."
from swingerdiary :
YAY!!! My comments page is working again!
from evilestone :
The size maybe, I didn't check that (resolution I did, but filesize I didn't), but the looping is why I had to edit it and send it out to you again, the first one I sent didn't loop...
from evilestone :
But the other one showing your breasts didn't? Odd...
from evilestone :
I didn't make the cut on the banners, huh?
from swingerdiary :
ooooh....i'm not happy....checking on what happened to my comments page...thanks for bringint it to my attention. thanks for reading!! :-) SG
from divaredneck :
I've been there girl. Very frustrating when you set to give yourself a good time and you don't want to cooperate :)
from redsirenbody :
hey you...thank you for enjoying my writing and letting me know it. You are a gorgeous person. I enjoy you a lot. Laural
from raven72d :
some people are clueless... i'd be more than willing.
from pantypulldwn :
oh, sister! that is an understatement....i am looking for someone to be a constant fuck....with no damn drama. you have no idea...you gotta read my lateset entry.
from raven72d :
i can't imagine anyone not wanting to do phonesex with you.
from candoor :
wow, still amazing.. and the village voice, no less :)
from pattymelt :
i am with you! sex once a week (or less!!!) is crap! let's here it for the fuckfest!
from pocket-pool :
I hope my banner contribution isn't too bland and makes the grade! ~seth~
from raven72d :
Great reading...and great stories. I admire your determination and self-awareness.
from spacemuppet :
Didn't mean to disappear on you there, Chickpea... chalk it up to the miracle of technology. Anyhow, have a good weekend, and I'm sure we'll catch up at some point or another.
from batalicious :
P.S. I'll give you a massage. Studying Massage is the best thing I've ever done.
from batalicious :
Thanks for adding me to your favourites! I love reading your diary. It's great to read someone who's so open :-)
from abacinate :
I prefer to think it's the first one >o_O<
from pipersplace :
You are being so delightfully slutty. I'm really enjoying the on-going saga and am quite jealous.
from damonjones :
Thank you for the note. No I will not think of my mother at least until I get back home. We definitely need some time apart! I will try to enjoy myself fishing or whatever we end up dong. I thought you were suppose to be the submissive one? At least one of us is having fun or from what I can tell from your diary;)
from evilestone :
Very. (reference to "awesome") Now come down here and let me prove it to you. ; ) And why wouldn't you make the "cast" page? I consider you a friend, and you are mentioned in the diary on occasion...and there is a wide range of very filthy and fun things I'd like to do with you... ; )
from i-read-you :
URL leads to d-land error page. :( Maybe use file xfer when next we chat, or e-mail it to me?
from evilestone :
You and Foxy take lots and lots of pictures of each other, and of the two of you with each other (all naked, of course) and email them to me... YUM ; )
from lilfoxyvixen :
OH admit it, you got riled up too.. :) hugs, Me
from theas-heart :
awww...thank you chickie...that means a lot from you!
from pipersplace :
Hey, Babe. Thanks for the mention in your entry. And thanks for the comment in your profile. It's one of the nicest things anyone has ever said about me and it gave me a big smile. Kisses
from witchful :
It's the cream filling that makes them, you know.
from redsirenbody :
darling thanks for the comment...you made me happy with it! love laural
from lilfoxyvixen :
Too damn bad my phone freaking died... I wanted to warn you but you were kinda "busy"! *wink* We are gonna have to have a repeat! Hugs, Me
from lilfoxyvixen :
OMG, my first note... and it HAD to be for you Baby!!! Hugs, Me
from evilestone :
I have an idea for a banner for you...I will just have to remember it long enough to find the time to work on it...I am rebuilding a computer system that went up in smoke last week (just now able to kinda get to it), but if I get a moment tomorrow I will try...I haven't done animated gifs in a LONG time.
from dalyrical1 :
it would break my heart if i had to make that choice. you are a brave woman. no need to comment back...i just wanted to say that. take care, sweetie.
from fairygodmum :
I'm sooo sorry to hear this about your cat. I too had a beloved pet doggie that had the similar symptoms and resorted to giving him water in a syringe. It was very stressful as he was more than a pet. Although he lived a very long life, 18yrs to be exact... I ended up clipping some of his fur for my keepsake and have it with me in my purse always. It took me 3 yrs before I felt like I wanted another pet. But before he left, he seemed to let me know that he'd be back as the dog I wanted... Do you know I had a dream about a dog... Well, to make a long story short.. I now have that dog!.. I'll post in my diary later the story how that happened. I wish you and your cat much love as that love never disappears. Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from longing4ak :
Awww, I'm so sorry about Jade! Good luck making the right decision :)
from abacinate :
Oh and my gramma's kitty that had to be put down a month or two ago was about 17 or something. She still loved to be petted and all that but she could barely make it to the litterbox anymore..which was a lot to do with my gramma spoiling her cats and feeding them too much so this cat was a whale. She started to just pee where ever she slept and it was awful to watch. My grammy was really attached to her but finally decided to put her down. I've been living at my grammy's for a year or so I had to go through all that too. Gramma tried to help her anyway she could but it was too little too late. So if your cat starts doing that than just know putting her down will be the best thing for her. The she had to have her dog put down for heart disease (also too fat and couldn't breathe one night) within weeks of the cat so we've had a hard summer. Basically my advice is rather contradictory and tons of other people already put their two cents in. So just give her lots of love and give her a pet for me and do what you think is right.
from abacinate :
I'm so sorry :o( I get attached to kitties too quickly but we had one that lived to be 18. She'd lived through two huge cancer surgeries and ultimately died of old age. When we knew she was gonna die soon we al took turns holding her and crying. She died in her sleep that night and we have her buried in our orchard with a rock gravestone (that my dad found) that looks like it has cat ears. I say as long as she's happy and you give her lots of love, than there's no need to end her life unnaturally. Probably ending her life at home would be the most comforting way to go out...when she does seem to be in a lot of pain. But I don't know how they think so yeah you can ignore this obviously.
from punk-loser :
pft, yeah right all. i'd rather die. i just got rid of all my characters on FFXI. i actually cried when i deleted Tofubot. it was very emotional.
from divaredneck :
I'm sorry about your cat, I'm sure you'll make the right decision.
from punk-loser :
j00 roxorz muh fase 0ff!
from evilestone :
Doing it at home wasn't an option when I was married the first time around, we had to bring them in to the vet. But they are all buried in her yard (she still lives there, with her current husband). Had several kitty funerals, and each was buried in a blanket made just for the purpose (shroud, maybe?) and with a few things they loved.
from stardustcboy :
heya babydoll...i'm sorry to hear of your dearest lil kitty. i myself went through the same thing last year with my cat "trouble". she had very advanced kidney disease as well, and though the decision was hard, at least i can say i held her in my arms as she slipped off into that sweet night...i still miss her, but she will always be a part of me. my heart is with you love. i'm reading you. ~B-)
from frisky-girl :
I'm sorry about your cat, I've very attached to mine as well. It will be a hard decision to make, but either way it sounds like you are making the best decision for her.
from damonjones :
I'm sorry about your cat Jade I hope her pain is minimal.
from abittergirl :
I'm so sorry about your kitty. I had to put my 18 year old cat down a couple of years ago and it killed me. I cried for 2 weeks straight. We want to extend our pets lives to be selfish and have them with us for more time, because we love them so much. But it's probably not fair because they can't tell you that they are in pain. I am sure you'll make the decision that's right for you, even though it will be hard, regardless. Just remember that when she passes, she is going to happy kitty place where she's just a kitten and can run around and play without pain. Do a search for the 'Rainbow Bridge'. It's a cheesy poem, but it honestly made me feel a bit better. Shit, now I'm crying remembering my kitty.
from pocket-pool :
With mine I had chosen your option 2, but I wished I'd chosen option 1.5. Maggie (kidney cat) started losing weight and peeing a lot, then suddenly she couldn't pee anymore. She spent her days trying. I thought it was another UTI. After a while I took her in. They said kidney failure. I wanted to try everything else first. Her suffering was only prolonged. She was 16. Mr. Beef (liver cat) started losing weight rapidly and was constipated a lot. He stopped eating and drank a lot, but everything he drank came right back up. I should have taken him in when he started losing weight. When I took him in, the liver business was confirmed by shining a flashlight through his ears. Grey cat, yellowish ears. Pulling up the eyelid showed the whites of his eyes utterly jaundiced. I waited too long. Since Jade is getting a double whammy, I'd pay close attention to any of the symptoms, and when they appear, it's time to depart. Good life, good death. How blessed each of you are to have had each other for so long. ~seth~
from evilestone :
In my first marriage we lost a cat to kidney failure. When your cat's breath turns BAD, her kidneys are shutting down, and it's about 2 - 3 days left. And it HURTS. If she reaches that point, I think your decision is made for you already. We put that cat to sleep, and my then-wife held him while he went, and I held her while she cried.
from evilestone :
I am sorry to read that one, Beautiful. We're down to one animal now, from a total of about 6 cats (at the highest) and one dog. Two of those cats were deaths, and it's not easy, I know. Many years ago, I had a cat that was like my familiar, she and I were so close. When she went missing it was a very traumatic experience. Never knowing what happened or where she went made it all the worse. I hope you take comfort in being able to say goodbye.
from catpewk :
I'm so sorry, hon. When Misha and Simon (my two older cats) were diagnosed with FLV and all the associated problems, I looked after them as best I could, gave them food they liked (even though it wasn't neccesarily the healthiest), cleaned up their messes and generally pampered them. But when it was clear that they were no longer happy cats, and were losing their dignity. I took them both to the vets and put them to sleep. Hardest damn thing I've ever done. But strangely, once I got home, I found the mood in the house had somehow lifted. All of us, including Simon and Misha (I like to think) were better off. This was something I didn't expect. I wish you courage and love, and I pray that your kitty doesn't feel any pain...
from pocket-pool :
Sweetness: When I started reading the symptoms, I knew immediately what was up. I lost one of mine to kidney failure when she was 16. The other was 18 when his liver failed. You obviously took the best of care. Cats aren't built to last that long. I know you'll do the right thing, hard as it is. You know I feel about four-on-the-floor. Four legs good... XOXOX
from barbiewoman :
I'm sorry about your kitty sweetie! It'll be ok cause when Jade goes on...she won't be in anymore pain, and that should make you feel a little better, I just lost my cat Misty a couple months ago- It was my mom's cat and I had to be there for my mom and dad while they both cried- It was hard- esp. seeing how upset they were! Just spend some quality time with Jade and talk to her. I'll be thinkin of you! XOXO
from puppetgirl :
It's like test driving a car before you buy it. There's a lot of lemons on the east coast.
from pipersplace :
Does the title "Uber Slut" entitle you to a brand new, free matress? I really think it should.
from banefulvenus :
loved your scale of orgasms...
from redsirenbody :
I salute sluts everywhere. So you are coming to new orleans huh? i need to talk to you...very close. L
from divaredneck :
hell, I'm retired, I've just got hubby and lustful thoughts to keep me occupied now.
from chickpea981 :
HEY! No stripping my slut title from me! I like it damnit!
from divaredneck :
puhlease, when you can no longer use your fingers and toes to count, let me know <eg>
from pocket-pool :
mrgrey is right. Still, I'll call you a slut because I personally am pure, holier than thou, and beyond reproach. I thump my bible in your general direction. Take that, you hussy! :-p
from mrgrey :
Um, no dear you are not an uber slut. 14 guys in 8 days would be an uber slut. Or 14 girls in 8 days, as was the case with me.
from herdarlinsin :
Thank you for your note. I'm trying not to be down in the dumps all day. I'm working through the days of Letti not being here, that is a little hard too, since I lean on her for so much. I see myself trying so hard to please everyone around me, rather than pleasing myself. I try too hard to keep the peace and end up fucking up everything around me. I want to change from the inside out instead of the outside in. Bleh. I really don't like myself. Go figure
from frisky-girl :
Thanks for adding me to your favorites and for the nice comment you left me. I've loved your diary since the first day I found it, which was awhile ago. I just got around to getting a "naughty" diary recently.
from mrgrey :
Well there is only one sure way to find out.
from chevydarling :
Aww, you made me cry a little! Sorry for making you crave, but it was super yummy...while it lasted! Anywho...I added you to my AIM, but you never popped up. =( *le sigh* anyways, you could sign me once every 10 years and I'd be happy, just coz you thought about lil old me. =) *mwah!*
from mrgrey :
I would love to help you catch that elusive number 6. Maybe the phone-a-trois will do the trick. Or maybe all this talking about it will make my meager skill all the more impressive and send you into oblivion. Either way, I think I would enjoy the hell out of myself. ;)
from barbiewoman :
Yeah I hear ya on the big "O" scale! Couldn't have done better myself! Although- I can't cum during sex- Unless I am helping myself out- I dunno what the hell it is but I like to be eaten first- and fingered gently- My man can always tell when I am about to cum (Well my ex) Then once I cum- He goes at it and gets his- I get like a 2 or 3 on the scale for sex- but it's not an explosvie 4 like when I get eaten! Why can't I get that 4 from sex- what's wrong with me?
from puppetgirl :
Awesome. It's very pretty.
from pipersplace :
Wow. You made my day. Thanks so much, honey. You're such a sweetie. I also love the new layout. It's a different look for you and I think it suits you and your creativity. Ditto on the massage trade-off. I'd do it in a heartbeat. Well, maybe for four or five great massages.
from divaredneck :
Woohoo! I'm so flattered :)
from longing4ak :
I see a bunch of people have beat me to it, but I love the new layout :)
from some1swife :
Love your new layout! :)
from krugerpak007 :
I like it alot and it is so much easier to read. Gosh, your dreams are smoking hot baby!!! xoxo Kathy
from damonjones :
Your new layout looks good. That's why I switched to my orange background from my original navy blue one, though they were both fairly plain, the orange gave me a reassuring feeling. Hang in there. :-)
from i-read-you :
looks like you have a few prize-winners in whatever photo contest you choose to enter!
from divaredneck :
Looks good, very peaceful :)
from herdarlinsin :
OOooers I wanted to be the girl in the dream you had lol!! I'm kidding, and I love the new layout. Its quite calming and relaxing. Is that the new change in your life? I thought maybe it was hectic lol.P[erhaps you outta take a picture of some crashing waves? Im teasing you T. Love yah hunni :) C
from dalyrical1 :
the pictures you took were awsome!! it made me soooooo heartsick for the ocean....*sigh* and i'm digging the new layout!! i had tried to not comment so much cuz i didn't want to seem like some kind of stalker...but damn...sometimes i just gotta comment!!
from krugerpak007 :
Amazing pictures.. I guess its worth the 6 hour drive.. I hope you are feeling better. have a good week. xoxo Kathy
from evilestone :
Best I can do at this distance is tell you to close your eyes...imagine leaning back in bed against my chest...snuggled in close next to me...me stroking your hair...you listening to the abnormally slow heartbeat in my chest...and drifting off to a sleep in which you don't have to explode from every oriface every ten minutes... Pretty picture? ; )
from krugerpak007 :
Shame sweetie, I hope you feel better soon...xoxoxox Kathy
from damonjones :
I hope you get well soon. Take care. :-)
from herdarlinsin :
*love and hugs doll* you'll come around soon. Sounds like a tummy virus, in which if it is you shouldn't eat or drink anything for 24 hours. The more you eat/drink the longer it stays.
from dalyrical1 :
awww...i know it doesnt count for much, but i give you mad cyber love, darlin!! feel better soon.
from longing4ak :
Eww, I hope you feel better soon! :)
from abacinate :
Get better soon...or else I may have to make meaningless threats!
from longing4ak :
I'm glad you didn't get too badly hurt in the wreck, but nothing like great sex to make you feel better, right? :)
from tiragem :
Do you know how utterly dangerous it is to be reading your diary during office hours with people milling around about me while I attempt to hide the erotic art and questionable subject matter? Thoroughly worth it though. It's great to read you after so long.
from abacinate :
Awww you're too sweet :o} But I think the word 'brilliant' is reserved for you! I always save your diary for last because it's kinda like dessert :D (save the bestest for lastest!)
from double-life :
After so long a thought of you came to mind. It's been a long time, but I hope you know that I thought of you today.
from jellehbelleh :
You should ask StardustcBoy to expand on the events of our Swingin' 70s - 80s party. Somehow I know his description will have you clawing at the screen. *wink*
from pipersplace :
Damn, you seem to be getting a lot lately. I'm very envious. You sound like you have a ready-made stud stable. I wish I could keep up with you.
from herdarlinsin :
You're not easy. You're an amazing sexy individual who gives off great vibes. I'd miss you too. *hugs*
from fairygodmum :
Gosh.. I remember those dayz of Love/Lust.. Nookie in the Afternoon and 3 in one day... ahhh.. the Mammoriessss.. hehehe :))) Hugz
from krugerpak007 :
I am glad you got it out there. The thing is it is great to enjoy all the sex etc, but once you start feeling more, and start wanting to get more serious you open yourself up for hurt I guess. And we don't want him to hurt you. Because you deserve more! xoxox Kathy
from i-read-you :
well that sure beats being constipated! :)
from urpolemyhole :
8/11 - ROFL I'm sorry my entry caused you to get all wet. I'll try to be a bit less explicit in the future.
from divaredneck :
Wow, I'm impressed. Good luck.
from evilestone :
Something I have found in my wide and varied experience...the one that "wakes up" the love in you is rarely the one you end up with, so I guess it's just natural that it seems to be working out that way for you... As for the things you want...mmmmmmm, other than the sports part, here I am. ; )
from herdarlinsin :
You're so very welcome. And I meant every word. You are a gorgeous lady, and you know it. Why do you need reassurance when you know who and what you are?
from betteblue :
I'm so very happy you came to all of the conclusions on your own. It only confirms how I view you, YOU ROCK! Bad boys are usually only good for one thing, take what you want and go find your love somewhere else, the Naked Chef ain't gonna provide it. Hot sex, yes yes yes, all the rest forget it. You can have it all, and I speak from experience, you fully will get everything you desire, remember lust clouds everyones judgement at one point or another.
from nymphoinme :
same fucking thing happened with me and my period. i am so not impressed. i was about to kill someone when it started. i thought i was spotting, but oh no. someone just wanted to fuck with me. grrrrrrrrrrr.
from herdarlinsin :
If you doubt your strength inside of yourself, what have you been fighting for all of this time. You know what you want, its just a matter of time before getting there. That doesn't mean you arent worthy of love. Some people fail to see the worth of others when you're with them in any sense of the word. You are a very beautiful, vivacious, sexy lady; and I know you will find the strength inside of you to tell Chef the things you want to, even if you dance around the subject for a little while. You may not come right out point blank and tell him as simply as you have to your readers, but you will tell him, if it's what you truly want to do. I doubt much can hold you back once your feet are firmly planted in the ground. *hugs* Much love honey. C
from i-read-you :
"Now I just have to figure out how to tell Chef all that." =============================== well if he reads your diary you just told him!
from redsirenbody :
You will find a way to tell him. I know you will. Love L
from pervarella :
I think the problem comes from trying to create a relationship that is based on sex to begin with. However it sounds like you know what you want now and I wish you all the best in getting it.
from sarafem :
hey i just wanted to give my two cents. if you want to be in control, i say kick him to the curb because he doesn't seem to be giving you what you want. you say you want to be taken out and all of that and he acts like you're a secret. you don't deserve that if it's not what you want. it sounds like all he wants is sex, meaning he's in control. if you want sex AND fulfillment, you aren't in control if you are only getting one. surely somewhere you can find someone willing to give you both.
from redsirenbody :
Thank you! I needed that. love you lots. L
from redsirenbody :
I need a hug chickpea...i am just a bit sad. I am so happy you enjoyed the entry though. it made me feel good. Love L
from pattymelt :
what kind of expensive body wash? i use bath and body works crap. i love the way it smells and it has not yet made me breakout or itch. (thank you god) do you just want this past weekend cause yours was hard or did mine sound that good? the sex part was fab but the whole family thing gets to be a beating.
from pattymelt :
you go girl! it sounds like you are growing with this relationship. not that i would know what a relationship really is. at least you are willing to go there (i don't know if i am or not) i am also very happy that you figured out why the cooch is all itchy! TIDE does that to me.
from pattymelt :
i hate that power. i know exactly what you mean. and i try to be aware of it so that i don't give a guy that power. doesnt always work tho.
from krugerpak007 :
Ughh, I hope you feel better soon, on all fronts...xoxox
from dalyrical1 :
get the fuck out of here!! it's official...we ARE possibly the same person. jenny calls me t-bird (and sings that stupid fun til daddy takes the t-bird away song when she says it) any more coincidences and i'm through...i think i'll have to check into a clinic and make sure i'm not living out fantasy lives online!! lol anyway...i hope things get better sweetie...if not...you know where to find me to rant *wink*
from stardustcboy :
perhaps it was the douche? some kind of allergic reaction? those things not only strip away the bad bacteria...but they also strip away the "good bacteria", those lil symbiotic fuckers that keep you clean on a microscopic level. perhaps without those some nasty lil bastards moved in and started a party? eh, what do i know? i'm a boy. eh, i still feel for you, that kinda' stuff is always a pain. i'll send some good karma your way, let me know if you get it, k? love! ~B-)
from herdarlinsin :
I was laying in bed this morning and you popped into my head. Is that a good or a bad thing? (No, I wasn't having dirty thoughts thank you very kindly. Not that I couldn't have.. but, I usually have my mind on that "little sexy red-headed slut" of mine. And, I mean that in a very affectionate way.] She loves it when I call her that.. makes her all kinds of horny- not that she isn't already a sexy beast. Between the two of you I don't know if it's a compliment to say you make God scream orgasms as little Christian school girls wear no panties and finger themselves in church. Talk about redemption!! I've never loved the sin of being a sex perv so much. Thanks!
from adulterous-k :
Glad you went for 'silly' - wouldn't want to be 'stupid'!
from redsirenbody :
damn straight hot girl. men are a dime a dozen. love L
from pipersplace :
There is an art to turning someone on with the spoken word. Sometimes those boundries are difficult to define but I've never heard any woman say they like the word 'fat'. Very, very rude, tastless and wrong. See ya, pretty girl.
from jellehbelleh :
Hello! This is the nasty pirate vixen and sidekick to Stardustcboy. Just here to say YOU OWN THE COCK. He'll call...they always do. ~G
from herdarlinsin :
I'm really sorry for not replying to you on aol. I ran into a problem, and found myself at a loss for words through my tears. Please accept my apology. C
from herdarlinsin :
It takes a lot of stamina in women these days to get the courage to walk away from many things. Beauty is inside of the desire that waits to be unbridled inside of you. I know I don't know that much about you, only of what you allow your readers to know. But, still in all of the essence behind the shadows I know that you're far more desirable than that of a self-arrongant prick. Be yourself like you always have been, and don't take shit from anyone. Your body adores you, and you love yourself because of it. I'm proud of you for the things you've accomplished. I see in you the things I wish I could be. Silently I whisper the words to you, "Be my mentor", then I say to myself "What's the point of all of this screaming, no one's listening anyway." I adore the person you are, not only because I wish way deep down that I was more like you. *hugs*
from damonjones :
Keep your head up. He sounds a lot like my father who is beyond all else selfish. Take care of your self :-)
from redsirenbody :
baby, he sounds like a dick to me...and not in a good way. Be careful not to lose your self respect, ok? Love Laural
from divaredneck :
BRAT!
from herdarlinsin :
You give my body chills. Seriously *shivers* I either need to get laid or invest in some new batteries. And well since I'm guessing I'm not going to get laid anytime too soon (Other than having lots of phone sex)I guess I must opt for the batteries. Yay for clit vibrators. *ahem* I love your diary- and p.s per a previous comment you left me on my notes a page a month ago- I took your advice and started voicing myself- nonobjectively of course.. but, some part of me is still a puss- I locked my diary. I'm a serious chicken shit. Maybe I need lessons from you on how to not give a flying fuck about what people think eh? Up for the job? I'm a fast learner. (and a good student) Not that I think you're into students as much as you are Italian men...*clears throat* I mean *ahem* ... You rock the pants off my body. (orgasmically, of course)
from krugerpak007 :
OMG. I need lessons from you. Please!
from divaredneck :
Good lord girl. I need a cigarette again!
from sensualistic :
♥ for the template babe
from krugerpak007 :
Why do things like that never happen to me-huh? I want your life girl! xoxo Kathy
from whystinger :
Cool entry! Crankshaft sensor indeed! I never thought of one of those in that way! I may not be able to change a crankshaft sensor again without laughing my ass off. Yeah, I am working back into Dairyland! Gotta catch up with you again.... Wyatt
from damonjones :
You are so right! She did an amazing job on my diary. I am so excited. I cannot thank her enough :-)
from chevydarling :
*Blush* Aw, thank you. I think you're amazingly beautiful, entirely, so coming from you, that is a wonderful compliment, indeed!
from krugerpak007 :
Of course you rule! A bisexual husband huh? Interesting thought! Have a good weekend! xoxo Kathy
from catpewk :
I'm curious, you mentioned that the husband needs to be bi so you could share a man. But does he get to share a girl with you too? I hope so, otherwise it seems a little one sided :> Love yr diary btw :)
from sensualistic :
Jesus that conversation makes me look like a one word wonder. oh wait! i said two words once! go me!!!
from dalyrical1 :
well...he's in new orleans right? when i was just down there, i thought the french quater was a really romantic place to be. they have really wonderful gardens and as creepy as it might seem, the graveyard tours were awesome (though, i do have a thing for angels and statues) then there's always a boat ride on the water...they have like 3 hour dinner and dancing boat rides. bleh...i doubt any of this will help....but i tried!
from ionme :
thanks for the html help. i should have the </a> at the end too right? so <a href="http://webpage"></a> - that's what i have always done, and i am copying from word, go figure. xo
from krugerpak007 :
Romance. Mmm. What's that again?I am trying to think what I would like. Love letters are nice. Flowers are always nice. A meal and massage and candles-all nice. I'll think about it some more. xoxo K
from almost-grown :
perhaps a really nice dinner out somewhere, one that requires gettting all dressed up. Then home to put on some music and give a nice massage or something.
from mmeanaya :
damn..who was that? I would say that google search was...um..creepy..LMAO.. good to hear your doin okay..
from evilestone :
Google is why I ended up locking mine, remember? I have the google-block on mine now, and it's limiting it some, but it's not stopping it.
from filibuster-y :
I don't know what the hell happened the last 2 months while i was gone, im reading from now backwards- but it sounds like you're doing good! Darlin, you should try smiling in some of your pictures! :-P teeheehee! Glad to be back & reading your diary. you know we couldn't even friggin' talk to guys unsupervised over there. bleh! LOL
from urpolemyhole :
Even though One should always be conscious of proper grammar and spelling so that the language doesn't spiral into a Big Brother-type of double talk, I am completely fluent in most all dialects of cyberscrawl including "tie-po". I completely understand the reasoning for writing in this language and I really don't require an apology. Be proud of your chosen language, T. Shout your Tie-Po's loudly!
from stardustcboy :
mmmm...chickpea my dear! how sublime! i'm glad to hear your weekend adventures. being part of the *ahem* "club", it's good to see you stepping out of your boundaries and taking on new assignments...that is, after all, the point of it is it not? one must remember that in the roles of master and slave, it is the submissive who holds the most power... ~B-)
from divaredneck :
damn girl, I need a cigarette and I don't even smoke.
from redsirenbody :
oh promises, promises! love you much, laural
from krugerpak007 :
You go girl....I am speechless! :-)
from redsirenbody :
if being in lust with me means you want to have wild, passionate sex then please be in lust with me! smiles. L
from redsirenbody :
a slut who is satisfied...and there is no shame in that, love. thanks for the ending. god that sounds fun. L
from pipersplace :
You're just being a little slut, aren't you. You go, girl. I love it and your diary. Kisses
from redsirenbody :
tell us the second part of that story soon, please. soon. L
from redsirenbody :
I loved your photos. Very nice. Keep happy! L
from damonjones :
Sorry about your brother moving further away. Phone him it will be good to hear his voice and webcam when you can't see him in person.
from damonjones :
Its a shame if a good strip-on went to waste but I'm sure you'll find another willing guy. <crouched on the floor, bum in the air, easy enterance> ;-)
from punk-loser :
yeah i'm a shit stirrer sometimes. and all i did was see his banner once and become disgusted that he was trying to pimp himself by crying a river about how his life sucks. now if i have to see some animated GIF with like 4 flashes of a razor and 30 or so negative adjectives, it's gonna make me hate you. it's not my fault the guy doesn't undertand he's a dumb ass you know? meh, huggz not druggz
from kiki-blue :
yeah, that's pretty much how I feel about it.
from kayrayne29 :
Nice tats! Great sex! So jealous! Actually, after the sex I've had, I'm not THAT jealous. Your diary never ceases to thrill me to bits, and make me slip off my chair. If you get a chance, have a geeze at mine and tell me what you think! Keep up the whoredom girl, you make me so proud!!
from redsirenbody :
oh sweetie. I am sorry about your brother leaving...I hope you have fun with the new boy. and oh how i wish to embrace your inner whore...you make me excited. love L
from krugerpak007 :
I can imagine how crappy you feel without your brother, I haven't seen mine for 3 years and it sucks. I can relate and if you want to chat, moan,ventm cry, you know where to find me babe! Cheer up and take care and just feel good. xoxo K
from dalyrical1 :
i know how you feel...if my bro left me i'd be comepletely broken. i hope you feel better sweets
from redsirenbody :
i like it lots. lots. lots. I wanna embrace your inner whore as well! L
from evilestone :
; )
from evilestone :
(SNIFFLE) All I get is (LOCKED)? (SNIFFLE)
from divaredneck :
Girl, that was hot!!! I enjoyed reading, but seriously you have a cold, cuz you need rest!! Try to get some this week :)
from redsirenbody :
mmmm naughty switch flipped on! yummy! I do like you, you gorgeous girl! L
from damonjones :
Thanks you for the encouragement and for the warm sensation I now feel all over my skin. When I lather I will think of you ;-)
from dalyrical1 :
have i mentioned lately how much i love reading you? well...i do. just wanted to let you know! *smile*
from krugerpak007 :
Go get some sleep woman! Have a nice weekend! xoxo Kathy
from evilestone :
I'll take a shot at it... ; ) Maybe it appeals because it's you? Maybe it appeals because it shows flesh? Maybe it appeals because some people like ink on hot women? And, maybe it appeals because it shows you have a shape, like the person below says... Maybe you're just appealing, ever think of that? ; )
from i-read-you :
the back pic shows you actually have a figure -- a visible waistline.
from evilestone :
I used to "endure" by getting out and engaging in a little Evil every now and then... Now that I am watching the granddaughters every BLEEPing day, that's a bit more difficult. I probably endure it now by force of habit...and the fact that I love them, stupid as I may be for it. Oh, and one other thing...those images of you do nothing to lessen my intense desire to crawl all over your body and do unspeakable things to you that would reduce you to a quivering mass of orgasms... ; )
from krugerpak007 :
Nice going away present! xoxox Kathy
from redsirenbody :
Your tats are beautiful. The artist did a great job. L
from divaredneck :
I like the tat in the middle of your back. I have three myself and am itching for another.
from punk-loser :
like i said... crazy from the heat... like that david lee roth album!
from divaredneck :
Thanks for the feedback, <wipe tear> I feel so loved :)
from divaredneck :
Your diary is awesome. I'm so fucking jealous, I haven't had good oral sex in FOREVER!!
from evilestone :
Did you de-comment me? Hmmmm, I wonder if it hurt? Maybe I'll feel it when I wake up all the way. ; )
from redsirenbody :
You are the first woman to be added to redsiren and you are more than deserving. I will be checking out the sex parts and regular parts of your diary...I love sex but a smart woman is such a turn on to me...i can almost cum from hearing or reading the words of a smart woman...i keep flashing to the idea of you sitting on his face...smiles. L
from redsirenbody :
mmmmmm. god fuck. that entry...one can only imagine how much better it was in reality. I do think I am in lust with you. I will be reading back entrys. I am glad I have found someone else who enjoys the stimulation from the salon. good god girl where have you been all my life? L
from pattymelt :
i think i have taken that quiz before. i forget which ones i have taken. cause i am old.
from evilestone :
I'm thinking of taking that out, too... I LIKE having someone be able to leave a message right there on the diary, but it didn't work at all this morning when I was tinkering with the diary, and I think I might just pull it too... : (
from pipersplace :
oh, man, that was hot. You go girl!
from evilestone :
Actually, what you do then is invite some of your boys over, and he invites some of his girls over, and you all get naked in a bit ol'pile of sex... ; )
from sensualistic :
hell no i would not share that!! and thank you, i'm so happy to have met you! love you too xoxo
from abacinate :
Hahahah! You're so great :D Yeah my boy came over with his friends to show it to me and so he was trying to say there was more room to have sex in it, without being obvious but he's incapable of that. He's like 'there's more room to look at the uh...' *he looks up and sees there's no sunroof* '...the roof'. His friends caught on about then :) But I haven't even been in it yet :o/ That's probably why I'm not dead yet. The only other good thing I can think of is that we can block other driver's views and make them die fiery deaths. Oh no wait...that's a bad thing. Um yeah there's nothing else good about it.
from pocket-pool :
I only asked to get my nuts licked, but if you want to drain them too, by all means!!! And I'm touched that you'd swallow for me. It's really the only way to keep the suction up. I wouldn't mind a snowball either. And... since you're so agreeable today, how about we shop for a stap on for you so you can fuck me silly? You've GOT to be a master at the pelvic thrust! (If not, well just keep practicing till you are!) xoxox
from pocket-pool :
Know what? Our Ryan connections get even stranger is you consider that a few days before the final break I broke up with him, then he came over to make nice (with really aggressive kissing and groping), then I broke with him for good. I like your proposition ... but could I please ask for special oral on my balls? Their hanging low and awful heavy right now.
from abacinate :
I got the sex talk when I was 4...I ran out of the room screaming bloody murder :D I like guys anorexic looking because I know they won't sqwoosh me. And I hate too much muscle cuz that just looks gross. But my boy has HUGE arm muscles now and I like-y that!
from kayrayne29 :
Good god girl! Get the sex and get lots of it! Keep a hold of him and fuck him senseless constantly! You are my inspiration!
from pipersplace :
Thanks for the compliment you posted, but damn girl, your last entry was scorching!
from mrgrey :
You say that like it's MY fault you are never on when I am. Like right fricknig NOW! :P
from mrgrey :
Heh, sounds like we both had a fun weekend. Although yours was a tad more aggressive. Kudos for marking your man. ;) BTW, I am within 5 linkers now. :P 154 to 159.
from trixie-lust :
Woo! I hope we hear more of this Naked Chef. He sounds like a fun one!
from mmeanaya :
hey girlie! *hugs* can you help me out? I am trying to add a link to my private folder..and still have it password protected...how do I do that? Thanks!
from kayrayne29 :
Hey chickpea! I hope you don't mind, but I linked you in one of my diary entries. I loved your political rant, and had to talk about it in my own way.. hope you dont mind!
from pocket-pool :
Yep. I've been out of the loop and have some catching up to do (reading). For the moment, yeah! You moved! Him, what a jerk. But that doesn't mean I don't identify. Long term hurt is one of my special super-powers. As for tonight, how about you and me in a hot tub under a cloudless sky, a nice chilly bottle of chardonnay, a tray of tasty cheeses. You can sit between my legs... my stiffy will be standing up in the cleft of your cheeks, but so long as I can chew on your ears now and then, that's fine by me. Of course we'd be sitting where a water jet was blasting you just right. Who knows? Maybe you'd even let me finger you. Then again, we could always order a pizza and sit at tray tables to watch some inane video. I'll leave it up to you. xoxox
from sensualistic :
it is pathetic that he did it all in his diary rather than to you. scared or not, do it right... and that bullshit with the wife is just too funny. if you're gonna do it, do it right. why the fuck would you create a diary just to blast random people about your husband? and if you just "found" the diary.. how do you know to go to the notes section so damn quickly, no profile created with no entries listed? get a fucking life. yes, shit disturber i am.
from krugerpak007 :
I found you through liquid-mojo. Your diary interests me to no end. You are a woman after my own heart! Anyway I didn't know you could block your diary from search sites, so thanks for that information. And I am glad I found you. xoxo Kathy
from xwisseassxwf :
Did you ever think mabye my spelling sucked and I was ranting because my life had just fallen apart ..........nasty but I hope some day you'll love someone with every fiber of your being and they'll crush you then mabye spelling will not be the #1 thing on your mind ...
from xwisseassxwf :
My "problem" is I really don't like people the flirt with married men ...especially nasty fucking bitches(I never have ) .And he is my husband!!!!!For now.If you'd found out what I did recently you'd be rather upset too...it was unsettling to read to say the least.
from xwisseassxwf :
This is Xwiseassx's wife here and just to let YOU know he's gone and you can bet he'll NEVER be back Here ...yes I found out and to all of you foolish enough to write here and possibly have your spose find out about this place (it's not hard .........i was bored and reading and came a aross a person that had to be my husband whome I loved with all my heart) Needless to say I was crushed .I though he loved me too but if he did he wouldn't have done what he said he did we've been together for 15 years and I've always told him everything ...........and yes I mean everything ,I though there where no secrets between us but now I find out i'm just a stupid idiot.Our marriage isn't ouver yet but that's still debatable .
from kitten4gd :
Thank you for writing your views on a most important issue; the right of women to control their own health and bodies. Even if I were a Republican, I could not support a candidate who wants to shove his "moral" ideology down our throats. Just for fun, how many people think that the Bush twins just MIGHT be on the pill? I wonder....
from nypizzas2 :
I think if everything you write about politics would be as compelling and eloquent as that entry was then you should seriously think about writing about politics more.
from dalyrical1 :
thank you sweetie. and your entry yesterday about mojo rocked!! you tell em girl!
from damonjones :
That is true. Where has the time gone? Thanks I will try to get up my writing. If only I can keep my fingers on my pen ;-) Thanks sugar.
from evilestone :
I may just end up leaving it like it is... But I liked the function of the Tagboard...everyone being able to leave a little message for everyone else. At least the virus that I got was caught the second it was written to the harddrive...it never got to spread anywhere. Ah well, have fun, get naked, and then have some more fun... ; )
from dalyrical1 :
wow girlie....that is amazing! i am glad you're alright...that's just scarey ain't it?
from princesstosh :
Hey there, I read, i'm just bad about leaving notes sorry, but anyways. Why do us girls do that? We get all prettied up, fix the hair, push up the boobs, and all of that, just to have it ripped off in a sex frenzy? Oh well. It's still fun getting dolled up, oh and the sex thing is not so bad either :) Have a good day!
from abacinate :
I'll be crossing my fingers for you!
from chevydarling :
Well, I wish you woulda told me! I'm sorry if my layout offended you at all! I didn't mean to do that to anyone...I'm a redneck/rebel girl and I can't help that, but I didn't mean to offend with the flags...But now, its all changed so please, read on and enjoy! :o)
from krazieespy :
I want that too, I want someone to take charge of me and knock on my door and do everything you mentioned in this entry :)
from adulterous-k :
Any clues what happened to xwiseassx? That's the second vanishing act he's done!
from longing4ak :
That's great that you'll be getting your life back! Awesome! By the way, the rotating list of fuck buddies is a good idea :)
from nypizzas2 :
So, you won't kick my ass if I think your baby brother is hot?
from pipersplace :
Thanks, hun. I guess our perceptions of ourselves is not always how others see us. I never really thought you meant anything offensive, but I see so many good things in you, I could never quite figure it out. Kisses
from kitten4gd :
I am glad to see the karmic wheel turning in a good direction for you. It seems to be spinning nicely for SEVERAL people to get what they deserve at present, in fact, lol.
from frail-fairy :
You erased me from diaries you read :(( People really DON'T want me :*((
from dalyrical1 :
ha! you and me both girlie! then again, if a man was willing to give me sex whenever i wanted, i think i'd end up in jail from maleslaughter 'cause i'd fuck him TO DEATH. yeah...it's like THAT! *smile*
from dalyrical1 :
yeah....the Cowboys of the world just all need to fucking die. there are ways he fucked me up that i am just realizing, and like you, yeah i have to get over it. congrats on the surprise cash sweetie. surprise cash is always the greatest. and you know what...the notes that folks leave you are more interesting than my entire life. jeez girl...what is the voodoo that you do to people?!?! lol
from pocket-pool :
Thank you so much for your note! I needed it. I also need a blow job. A good testicle lickin', deep throating, non-stop till my balls are drained hummer. But as I told you before, the divine miss pea always cums first. if you survive my lip lock on your clitty, if i'm not too dazed from your punching the daylights out of me, and if and only if you feel like it, i won't refuse your attentions. p.s. i'd get a buzz cut for the occasion -- that way you can't grab me by the hair.
from carriem :
glad that u got some cash in ur hand!! Money is always good thing, especially the unexpected kind :)
from herdarlinsin :
So right you are. So right... Now, how do I go about doing that *wink*
from xwiseassx :
Plain bra or not, those were extremely nice photos. You made my day, thanks.
from herdarlinsin :
I wish I could allow myself to open up as you do, and vent my anger towards certain things. I am too self-conscious of who I will offend and who will leave me nasty notes, bashing my opinions. My complex is bad enough already (lol). But, I just wanted to tell that you're a wonderful read, and I have enjoyed reading what I have. Have a great day dollface.
from suggest :
you've been suggested as a great diary! :)
from liquid-mojo :
Ah yeah I didn't catch the back entries regarding the addiction of your ex...
from urpolemyhole :
Sweet Pea, Thanks for the note. I'm very glad I could give you the tingle you so deserve. As to your communication problems ... You're talking about guys. Doh! We aren't that intuitive and usually require things to be explained to us, very clearly. If you say "I'm fine" we will believe you, whether you really are or not. Another thing you might not know, don't tell us you have a problem, unless you want us to help you fix it. That is what we do, fix things. We don't "talk about how wrong it is", we fix it. That or replace it. Guys really aren't that hard to figure out. We definately aren't as complicated as you give us credit for being.
from adulterous-k :
Miscommunication like that is so common it makes me wonder if it has a function in nature!
from evilestone :
Yes, we probably were playing note-tag that day... And as for telling him and him running, well, sometimes you have to take the chance...if you DON'T tell him, he probably won't be there either, so where's the difference?
from evilestone :
If YOU can't even tell him how much you want him, why would you complain about him not knowing? That said, "Hi!!!"... Oh, and you got 5 notes in a row from me in your notes section not too long ago, with 3 in a row before that. So some guys DO say "Hi" every now and then...even if we aren't close enough to cuddle... ; )
from dalyrical1 :
fuck girl...i was just thinking about how it is so awful to confess feelings to a guy or to need a guy or to want to just be....held and comforted sometimes. they act like it's so horrible for us to have "feelings" for them, after they do everything in thier power to cause it to happen in the first place. you are so right. men really suck sometimes.
from kitten4gd :
I found your entry about phone sex interesting. Personally, the only way I can get into something like that is if I am actually in a relationship (fuckbuddies, dating, love) with the man in real life. Then it seems just like a bit of naughty fun. the only time I went there with someone I was not in a real life relationship with (YET, I thought at the time), I regretted it. It turned out that he was lying about having any interest in actually dating, after a long period of flattery, saying he wanted to see me and the like, and I felt like a total fool. So, we live and learn, and some of us even tell the truth about it in our blogs, lol.
from abacinate :
Yay I feel so honored! *squeals with delight*
from pipersplace :
Thanks darling, that's very sweet.
from pocket-pool :
Aw shucks. <kicks dirt> You like me! You really like me!
from dalyrical1 :
wow!! thanks!! *blushes* who wouldn't want to be adored by you? *grin*
from dalyrical1 :
HA HA HA!! great point. the banners leading to a locked diary are pretty useless...and annoying. you rock.
from laura-diane :
i'm sorry that you have nothing else to do than write notes on my page. believe it or not, some of us are above the age of sixteen and don't go handing out their diary links to everyone they know at work or school. and i'd prefer to keep real names and not pseudonyms in my diary because it's a record of my life and i like to remember things how they really happened. if you'd like to read, be polite and ask for the password. if not, please stop leaving me pointless notes.
from nymphoinme :
i am now sober, and my piercing still does not hurt. like, at all. it's wierd. lol. but yeah, no pain. i can't wait to experience sex with this new piercing. yay. lol.
from evilestone :
Hahaha... Alabama, is what it says in the email. And how I want your clit? Between my lips, under my tongue, sliding past my teeth, hmmm, getting a little warm in here...
from evilestone :
The obvious response to that note would be "I'd rather be on you..." (instead of on a roll) ; ) But the truth of the matter is, I prefer the woman on top...I can reach everything that way, and thrust deeper and more forcefully when doing it directly vertical. ; )
from evilestone :
Read your yahoo email...
from evilestone :
Oh, and the pool entry was the middle of three today, so if you didn't catch the other two, feel free to go look again.
from evilestone :
Good Ghod, woman, haul your ass down here and strip naked NOW! ; ) I am VERY well known for my oral skills, and have been VERY hungry lately as well... Come and FEED ME... ;-P
from laura-diane :
hey, i'm not too concerned about my banners. i'm more concerned about my privacy to the people at my place of employment.
from evilestone :
Would that that were possible, but I'm not going to be in Maryland any time soon... : ( I did once know a very sexy redhead in Virginia, though...YUM.
from evilestone :
Oh, yum... Lucky kitten... You REALLY should be naked and under my tongue, you know... ; )
from evilestone :
Glad you are enjoying sex again...wish I could have been there to give you your birthday spanking... ; )
from phangasm :
Well, now that I've got over the shock, it sounds like your vacation was a great time anyway!
from phangasm :
No way, I hadn't realized sexyoldman had locked up! The frequency of posts had slowed down and I figured he was just taking a break.
from ionme :
Happy Belated Birthday!!! & congrats on the uninhibited sex romp :D
from dark-doll :
June6th. teehee! Sex talks are fun. Good luck if you try to go this long without sex! That'd be interesting to follow.
from dalyrical1 :
i love your diary....i hope you dont mind me adding you as a fave so i can stalk you regularly *smile*
from evilestone :
Just read your "What is sexy"... You should be in my bed...or, well, a bed I'm in, anyway... ; )
from punk-loser :
you know something funny... someone found my diary by searching for "diaryland.com", got laid+ cum and guess who the first 3 matches were. you and me. the first 2 were from you, and i was next... go figure huh?
from damonjones :
Where am I going to find a horny girl like you? ;-)
from krazieespy :
Thank you so much for adding me as a favorite. I really appreciate it... Having you have me as a favorite, and I didnt even have to pay you HE HE :)
from adulterous-k :
No - you're wrong. It is stuff we care about. I (and I would hope everyone here) really wants to hear that you've fnall found contentment with someone that matters to you.You're a vibrant sexual woman - it'll happen!
from pocket-pool :
Au contraire, ma belle! Lapses in sex drive? You're not alone. Lately I've gone an entire day without shooting my wad even once. For me, that's scary. Even getting it up has become hard for me (so to speak) I've been trying to figure out the deal here. I have a few ideas. maybe I should write one of my interminably boring entries exploring it. The idea of undressing you, laying you down and spooning up behind you arm thrown around for a long quiet night's snooze is appealing. That's all. Just holding and being held. If Mr. Happy gets excited, he can get over himself.
from chevydarling :
You know why you're not interested, darling...its a certain "f" word that's knocked you on your rear-endus! There isn't anything wrong with it! :o) No one blames you for it! And, there ain't nothing wrong with Hot Topic! But for other body jewelry, I'm not sure out there, but there are LOTS of places that have really good jewelry, you just have to find the one shop you trust and where you can get to know the people!
from kiki-blue :
He just doesn't see it as being intentionally rude. He had his excuses...bah. Anyway - I figure I should try something to stop those damn HNG's taht keep bothering me :)
from punk-loser :
what can i say, i like hitting stuff with my fists. :D
from almost-grown :
Thanks for the advice, I hadnt actually thought about turning it around on him. Guess i was afraid to push himm into something he didnt want to do, but damnit i need lovin too! usually i do the copy paste entry thing but this is one of the times that I forgot. Ah well you keep some you lose others.
from abacinate :
awwww shucks! thank YOU for your awesomeness! you always make me feel better when I'm down too. for instance...right now! so thanks again for being you!
from abacinate :
awwww *lots and lots of huggles* i swear i was gonna write you a note about about how much i loved and your diary and whatnot yesterday but i completely forgot :o( so i told you now instead.
from damonjones :
So you broke your vibrator? Thoses lucky fingers ;-) I wish you good luck in your move. Show me the way babe.
from pnkpnthr :
HEHEHE, try going 92 in a 70. "gee officer, my cruise control was set to 75, maybe your litlle speedy meter thingie is broken" He responded by telling me that I was going 92 car behind me 90 semi beside me 89. To which I responded with a straight face. "See, it must be broken sir, I wasn't going that fast" He ticketed me for going 85 and said I was lucky because if he had ticketed me at about 90 he would have had to drag my ass to jail.
from pocket-pool :
The beard did Bana wonders. (I agree.) Miss Pitt's lips looked too collagen. He used to be hot to me, now it's like he tries too hard. The dirty stripping scene did call for a tongue bath, though. Meet you later on Manboy Island. They're waiting for us.
from pocket-pool :
If no one has told you recently, you are a goddess.
from jellehbelleh :
I just read your menstruation entry. I swear to "Jeebus" everyone was on their period last week! I thought I was alone! You rock!
from whystinger :
If I were playing with them all morning I would probably be happier. She let me have a feel for about two minutes. Are they lonely? Maybe because they were on her...
from liquid-mojo :
w00t! I'm on the cast page now... ;)
from damonjones :
That is so true. I need to start making independence plans.
from sensualistic :
Surfing thru the fucklist. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm the CSI gentleman. Very nice indeed. We should just go to Hollywood and start kidnapping the sexy famous men and tie them up to hotel bedposts and do wicked things to them ;-)
from stardustcboy :
welcome to the new ring! don't talk about it! ;-) ~B-)
from whystinger :
I love your new template. It is sexy. I love the picture. YOU ALWAYS do so well with the templates!!!!!!!!!!! Wyatt
from stardustcboy :
if you could do that for me, i would fall to my knees and worship the ground (and the feet) you walk on. i have a few ideas of the layout and such, you fashion yourself a super-webmonkey? hit me up on my e-mail and let me know what you need... [email protected] rock on! ~B-)
from phangasm :
Thanks for the compliment. I just caught up with Mr. Grey's breast game. My ass, your tits, what a winning pair!
from evilestone :
How did I get handcuffed to your IKEA bed? ; )
from legolass :
aggghhh! don't ever male bash orlando!! he's miiiiiiiine!!! hmm...shall drag boyfriend along to this movie and make him suffer - he knows i fuckin love brad pitt (oh yeah and i think he might hav a weeeny inkling i like orlando too, based on earlier obsessive diary entries...and the posters covering my room)
from pipersplace :
I just read your answers to a recent survey (about what you did to a boyfriend). Very naughty. I must be too sheltered. Love the new template. And I wish someone would dream about me, dammit.
from almost-grown :
wow, i've only been reading for the past 2 days or so and you have already unkowingly targeted one of my weaknesses. I love you unconditionally now! and I also LOVE what you've done with your template, very sexy.
from punk-loser :
i actually love jews, i think they have a great culture... i just don't understand the need to be so sepratist and haughty to street walkers such as myself... did i just say i was a hooker? i did didn't i? well, i'm sure you know what i meant. i think jews need a cool mascot like the christians do. why don't the jews have their own jesus? i think if they had a figure head like that they could spice up their religious life ;). and yeah i know racism is more ingraned in the less cultured and advanced parts of the country, but people are gonna hate everyone reguardless... fuckers.
from pocket-pool :
And what part of what I wrote yesterday made you want to call me a tease? (BTW, I love what you changed your comment on me to!)
from sensualistic :
who gives a fuck about tits!!! looks damn good baby. just wish this shit computer would go to a larger resolution so i wouldn't have to scroll over to see it all :-(
from peachick :
hey, I love this layout, your red text is so hot :)
from liquid-mojo :
I should sue Clif Bar for copyright infringement. ;) Looks like a tasty bar though.
from sirkeljerk :
Yarm, love to get me some chickpea attention. I have to warn you, the end is sexy…I think, but sad, at least for me. Does it tease to know that Red said like 8 words to me for 10 hours in the car? I’ve been keeping my cock out of trouble ever since, but I have to say, shit has been decidedly dull! You and your fab tits doing better?
from stardustcboy :
welcome SenSate to the Society of Sensation!! thank you so much for joining my diaryring! all of life is within the realm of the six senses (the five tactile senses, and of course the sixth being that intangible FEELING at the center of yourself). let your mind go, and your body will follow... ~B-)
from whystinger :
I can see how you could be called cleavage! I know it is a pain in the ass, but I do think you have an awesome cleavage, so piss on them if they are jealous!
from pocket-pool :
Thanks for your confirmation on the curse of guys named Ryan. I'm so glad it isn't just me! On your latest entry, I gotta say this: More than your boobage draws. Sure of that. About all I have is attitude, and that draws the boys like I've got a milkshake. -- Love your dream. I get them, but not enough! -- I don't want to know what happens next to Ryan. I want him out. If I learn who he's doing du jour, I'll be happy to tell her/him that he'll give them warts, like he did me. Would that make me a bitch? Hope so. <insert mutual bitch validating snicker here>
from filibuster-y :
No worries,. I will be back! it's like a little... vacation. I'm sick enough that i intend to send my friend letters which are specifically diary entries... so i'll only be kind of gone! lol. D-land is an addiction.
from nypizzas2 :
I just got into this kickass diary, and I'm glad you decided to not leave us. :) I hope you have a very happy birthday my dear, even if it is almost a month early.
from pipersplace :
You made my day. Glad you'll be around. Hope everything you want comes true. Kisses Piper
from beaupeep :
Sex after an endorphine-producing workout and warm shower... I wouldn't mind some of that myself.
from pocket-pool :
What's up with unstable men named 'Ryan' that fuck with your head? I didn't know you'd had one too. I'm glad your chapter with yours is closed. I think/hope mine is with mine!
from pantypulldwn :
hah! we both decided that we wanted to see each other again too! keep you're head up kid. i met him on aff. i saw a pic of his cock before i saw one of his face, lol!
from swingerdiary :
With a set like yours (mmm....) you should never fear going topless!!!! :-) You have very nice breasts!!! :-)
from swingerdiary :
With a set like yours (mmm....) you should never fear going topless!!!! :-) You have very nice breasts!!! :-)
from fallenange05 :
Glad to see that you enjoyed your trip here hope you vist more often I love the windy city there is always something exciting to do if you look hard enough!!
from sirkeljerk :
Have to agree with the fan base, sweet tits, baby.
from pipersplace :
Nice pair. I'm envious.
from dreamingsex :
your boobies rock. post the pics! ahh.
from evilestone :
You know, some people just like women for the works of art that their bodies are, regardless of size... Beauty simply is, and from the limited look you've given, I can tell you are Beautiful. It's in your words, your face (yahoo pictures), and your tasty looking breasts... ; )
from evilestone :
Oh, and in case you couldn't guess, I vote for the full body shots... LOTS of full body shots... My mailbox is always open to women as stunningly naked as you... ; )
from evilestone :
Very nice breasts...conjure all sorts of Evil thoughts... Makes me wish you were local...VERY local...like straddling my lap right now with those breasts in my face and...
from damonjones :
I can't believe what awesome breasts you have! No wonder you like titty action. I'm going to have to reconsider my position. :-)
from punk-loser :
actually liquid-mojo did the scroll bars for me... pretty awesome huh? and yeah i'll do banners for yah. you give me whatever media you want me to use, or i'll make some for you, and try my best to make it tasteful
from punk-loser :
hahaha, funny cos i actually haven't been writing very much lately, and i wrote an unfinished entry last night cos i had to clean up a mess of hair products i knocked on the ground last night. you shoulda been there, i was getting up from watching the simpsons and i walk smack into the display shelf with most of our product, not only did it hurt like all get out, but everything fell off... it wasn't the cute.
from phangasm :
Hey, thanks for the note! I think it's fixed now. It's great reading about your vacation, I can only wish mine will be as much fun!
from sirkeljerk :
Very much enjoyed your story about your visit to my old hood. Glad that you and Derrick had a good time, sounds like you got on famously :)
from legolass :
wow. as soon as i read about your cousin in iraq i crossed my fingers - and then read the line asking us to cross our fingers for him! how strange. i really hope he's ok :-( hmmm...i would sent you a pic of my boobs...if i had anything to take a pic of! i dont know if you've ever seen any pics of me but i'm rather lacking in that area - i guess its part of being so skinny!
from fallenange05 :
hey that is sooo cool that you are coming here( chicago) um let me see there are so many things that you could do here you could go the the Cheesecake factory you can go to the Magnificant Mile (lots of stores) go to Belmount lots of really exciting things to do there visit Navy Pier (hmm wonder if I spelled that right) well it all depends on what your mood is and what you want to do there are tons of things to do here!!:)
from pocket-pool :
Thanks for your note! The weird thing is that I'm the one who broke up with him! Still loved him, but couldn't put up with his taking me for granted anymore. How stupid people can be when hearts get involved.
from evilestone :
Well, that comes later, after using my tongue on you for a few hours... ; ) Rushed is something I prefer not to be.
from krazieespy :
Oh are you still accepting breast contestants?<spelling> I love hickeys too!!! Looks GOOD!
from kitten4gd :
I have been doing my part for the cause of the guess the breasts contest (love the sound of that), by encouraging a couple of friends I have mentioned in my blog to submit pics. Who knows? I might even slip in one of my own twin orbs of earthly delight. ;-)
from punk-loser :
hey speaking of guess those boobies, i still never got my picture for the cock game ;) a guy needs his material, haha.
from punk-loser :
puppys suck, but i love kitties... even though they make me sneeze and feel 10 kinds of allergic
from thegoodbiboy :
Everything is out of control. It seems no politician ever sees the big picture, and while they think they understand "the people," they have no clue. Jails are overcrowded and crime is out of control, but that g-string is showing! Amazing.
from evilestone :
You WOULD have to be so far away, wouldn't you? I could REALLY sink my teeth into you. ; )
from pipersplace :
I'm sure you look great. Never forget that sexy is all attitude and state of mind. Go get laid!
from neptunemoon :
Apply within now that's clever. I think you should really do it and see what happens.
from evilestone :
OOoooo, now I'm disappointed, not jealous... No email. :(
from mrgrey :
Yes, I am getting a few wonderful submissions. I had to increase the font, the guestbook entry was the third request for a larger size. Read Moxie's notes if you want to see how I feel. ;)
from mrgrey :
Yes, I am getting a few wonderful submissions. I had to increase the font, the guestbook entry was the third request for a larger size. Read Moxie's notes if you want to see how I feel. ;)
from evilestone :
Jealousy, no... Amusement, to some degree... A few diarylanders have sent me their pictures, so I made the button, and since then, no pictures. ;) Just find it odd. Maybe if I take it off, I will get pics again? ;) As for showing the pics sent to me, I don't. The one of Red she said I could put in the diary, and the ones of the girl from the video, I have a model release from her stating I can use them online, so I did. The other pics are just ones I found online and liked, celebs and fakes, not diarylanders.
from evilestone :
So, should I be all upset that you are sending your breasts to Mr. Grey and no one is using the button at the bottom of my diary? :(
from pirategirl :
I read somewhere that having sex after working out makes it even more amazing.
from kitten4gd :
hilarious (since it wasn't me) shaving story, and sound advice. In fact, I have to do some hair removal maintenance of my own this afternoon. ;-) Will be sure to take my TIME.
from pipersplace :
Thanks, Chickpea. The layout is by Lobsterchicky. She did a great job and I can take zero credit. Glad you like the stories. And sorry to hear about the shaving...
from sensualistic :
oh man i shaved today!!! that's too fucking ironic. i had thoughts of possibilities so thought i should do some touch ups. but it's so true! haven't shaved in a week and you get invited over. blah!
from phangasm :
Man, I almost posted on the porn/AIDS thing. The worst part is that this isn't the first time. I heard a few years back that Marc Wallace died from AIDS - that guy must have fucked thousands of woman, they know for a fact that he infected several.
from tiragem :
Hi sweetie. I know I've been missing for the past month, but I just haven't had the zeal to write lately. A lot of things are running through my mind that I feel the need to make permanent, and many things have been happening that are definitely worth reading, but the zeal is absent. Maybe I come back after A Level exams are over. But that won't be till June... Or maybe I return before that... We'll see... Sorry... :(
from nymphoinme :
i don't actually have a HOUSE, but i have an extra bed in my dorm room, and hey, that's free space in VEGAS lol. and i have far too many meals at the dining commons (like anyone would want to eat there anyways) but still, the offer stands that if ya wanna come to vegas, i have a bed. i'd even clean if you were to come out here. lol.
from phangasm :
I'd be up for a house guest, but I think I know how the conversation with the wife would go. Besides, Southwest doesn't fly here :-(
from ed1928 :
You could come to Kansas, but I don't think you'd find it very interesting. I'd put you up for a few days (or whatever). Hope you get laid soon. ;P
from sensualistic :
see i had to add it just incase i forgot... & hearts ; ... no spaces xoxo
from sensualistic :
from strange-door :
Hope the game's still going. I was linked to it, and haven't read any recent entries, although your creativity will probably force me to come back. I'm already going through my computer to see what I can add to the future Boob Game. A)Antonio Banderas B)Peter’s POV C)Harvey Keitel D)Phangasm E)“Z” from trixie-lust F)Wanton Maleness G)Damon Jones H)Punk-Loser I)Brad Pitt J)Tommy Lee K Steve-O from Jackass L)Mr. Grey. So what's the prize? :D
from dripping-wet :
i love ur name that cock game!!!
from lysippe-lost :
sounds like some of the dates i have gone on....hmmm.....
from sirkeljerk :
TL - L, Phan - B, WM - E, Harvey - I, Punk - G, Brad Pitt - A, Steve-O - K, Mr. Grey - J, PP - C, Damon Jones - F, Z from Trixie - H, Antonio - D...Shit those are terrible guesses
from filibuster-y :
Two more for you Madame: D-Punk-loser, L-Z from Trixie
from sirkeljerk :
Um, that dude sucks. Not that you needed to hear it from me, but really he sucks. Whenever people spout off with non-sensical shit like that I say look to them being totally insecure about something. Probably saw that you bad too much self-esteem to boss around and make him feel like the big man that he's not. Hope the next one's not such a fuck-up.
from filibuster-y :
My answers are probably all wrong, but here is me showing that I'm a loyal fan of your work, and I'm going to make a couple of guesses: A-Antonio, C-Wanton, F-Peters, H-Grey, J-Pitt, K-Tommy
from kitten4gd :
Your story of the date with an arrogant ass reminded me of why I left the DC suburbs a number of years ago. His attitude is all too typical of men (and probably women as well) in that area. It is ALL about the money and what it can buy. After my marriage ended, I had a job with a corporation, but barely enough money to cover the high cost of living. I felt like I did not belong anymore, even though I grew up there. So, I moved south, and am much happier for it. Anyway, sorry you had such a jerk for a companion, but glad you got the free meal at least, lol.
from catpewk :
That's the most asswipe thing I've ever heard anyone say. Like you failed some fucking test. Screw them. You're better off without them! There are plenty of guys out there that would be happy to have you..
from pipersplace :
A-WM, D-Tommy Lee, F-Z, G-Damon Jones, I-Steve-o, J-Peter, L-Phangasm
from awarren2003 :
so this is total guessing... a-brad b-phangasm c-antonio bandaras d- "Z" e-damon f-Tommy Lee G-Harvey Keitel h- steve-o i-peters POV J- Mr. grey K-Punk-loser l-Wanton Maleness
from neptunemoon :
after what you just said punk_loser now I think your K
from s523273 :
Here's my guesses: A: Brad, B: Phangasm, C: Antonia, D: Z, E: Wanton, F: Damon, G: Harvey, H: Punk, I: Steve-O, J: Peter, K: Tommy, L: Mr. Grey I don't read all of these diaries, so some are strictly guesses.
from punk-loser :
well if it's any consolation, i did try to make it look as contrasting as possible between devestation and blatant homosexuality
from neptunemoon :
um I'm gonna take a guess but I am not good at this so if I offend anyone in guessing wrong I am really really sorry. So this is what i think: A- Wanton Maleness B- Peter's POV C- Antonio Banderas D- Tommy Lee E- Damon Jones F- Brad Pit G- Harvey Kietel H- Phangasm I- Z from trixie lust J- Mr. Grey K- Steve-O L- Punk Loser
from mrgrey :
Glad I could be of help. If you need help garnering submissions for the breast game, let me know. I have lots of female readers. ;)
from chickpea981 :
I NEVER sign my own notes, but FYI: the contest deadline has been extended.
from dreamindiva :
The contest is over? I was going to say that Mr. Grey has to be J, or H!
from s523273 :
Sorry about not guessing, I wasn't aware that the contest was already over.
from damonjones :
I could barely read your grumble grumble entry because the colour of the text but I got the general messege. I like your picture a lot. The legs and the garters and the ass. You got to like the ass;-)
from pantypulldwn :
that sucks! you should've asked for more cock pics before. seems like they're eager to post one hha! okay it's a deal!
from pantypulldwn :
what??? doesn't that defeat the rules of the contest?? didn't you say the winner shall be put up and posted??with/ without a pic??? maybe i'm confused?? so what you're saying is that i can't read it??
from pantypulldwn :
i can't name them but E,J,K &L are exactly what i'm looking for! thanks, i needed that in the middle of the day. nothing like cock for lunch! hey, who won the fantasy contest??
from ionme :
woah, not a good idea for me to click on your diary at work lol
from pirategirl :
I'm sure there will be no need for ass kicking. XO
from blulinepaper :
Will do.
from pipersplace :
The new layout is fantastic. So are all the cocks
from sashasecrets :
I actually couldn't get very far, due to the fact that I was salivating over all of the cocks..oh.my.god. ;)
from exhorter :
Damn hot layout. Where'd ya get the pic? ;-)
from mrgrey :
Don't worry so much about me. I could use a little levity babe. Keep me in if you like.
from damonjones :
Sorry about your friend. Take care your business. Don't worry about cockgame until you are ready and it feels right. Anyways take care...
from lysippe-lost :
thanks baby cakes! mmmm.... Sigh....now perhaps I can find a partner to test these things out! muwhhaaahahahah!!!
from punk-loser :
this whole thing started just because i told her her page is a mess, and i hate her butterfly cursor thing... that's the gist of it. i could have been nicer saying it, butreally, that's the long short of it.
from sirkeljerk :
Merci beaucoup, sexy. I am going to have to decline participation in your contest, but perhaps next time :)
from lysippe-lost :
Miss Chickpea...If you could please help me I would greatly apprecite it... I want to add this url as a link on my d-land template....How would I go about doing it? this is the link: http://www.sexual.org.nz/weekly-sex-position/ heehe...go check it out!
from hotsummer :
oh yes, he's definitely HOT!
from lysippe-lost :
heehe....thanks to you I just spit a mouthful of water onto my monitor... and for the record....LOL...I think Keanu is sexy....really...I do...
from pipersplace :
Sleep tight, sweetheart.
from abacinate :
oooh or we could expand on the and have 'famous toasters with mustaches throughout history'! like 'adolf toastler' or 'bert and toastie' or 'david toasterman'! my teacher wants me to do something with art though i think :o/
from lysippe-lost :
did i ever mention that I like your contest? I missed the other one!! Heehe! I cant wait to see the results of this one!!!
from ionme :
i doubt we have the same stalker - she's just jealous of me that's all. oh, and i know i need to cut the cord, it's not like he is determined enough to win me back anyway - there's no way he'll prove worthy so it's pretty much over. he just doesn't care enough to put forth enough effort & he's got that psycho bitch on his every move so i'm sure he doesn't have the energy either. ha....take care & good luck on finding strap on porn :D
from s523273 :
Are you looking for any particular state of arousal for your new contest?
from pipersplace :
So, we'll never know who won. Very mysterious
from fireflyez76 :
I love entries like this from you! I love that you and your bro have convo's like this after the bad shit. I'm hella pissed at my mom for not giving me a baby brother!!! Rock on Chica! :)
from pipersplace :
Hope everything turns out good for your grandfather
from pantypulldwn :
love the thing with the brother! lol!
from mrgrey :
Yes, I am l33t.
from fallenange05 :
would you like know details about my weekend with my bf if so I will post it on my diary as you can see i haven't had time to update mine..hope you feel better
from fuzzmom :
Hee hee! I'm evil incarnate. But I'm good at it. :)
from phangasm :
Hey, I emailed my contest entry. Sorry I missed the announcement. Your diary is banned at work so I don't always stay up to date. They claim your diary is categorized as "Sex", imagine that!
from pantypulldwn :
question how long is this "contest" and what type of pic are you wanting??? because this almost seems like a on-line dating application! lol! i'm definatelly interested! count me in, i have a few ideas that are sure to be winners brweing in my head as we speak!
from mrgrey :
Yes, the porn industry is churning out fake sex. The guys look as though they are shitting out a watermelon as they "pleasure" the women. There is no swelling of the labia, no protruding clit, no erect nipples, no flushing of the face, etc. All of which leads me to believe these ladies are not all that pleased by the guy simply pounding in and out of her. Oh, wait, there is the occasional pull out and slap her mons/clit area. I know that always gets the girls off. Yes, I have seen a few pornos, mainly during college when we mocked them mercilessly. One of the reasons why we might have had a reputation.
from punk-loser :
my question is, how can anyone NOT love the deftones? i mean seriously, they really ARE one of the greatest bands to EVER exist. and be quiet and drive is that one song where i would sit in my room for hours on end when i was 17 and just listen to it on repeat letting myself get sucked into the song. i love those fuckers.
from storyofo :
Sounds like a fabulous contest, though my submission may reveal my identity... aren't you curious?
from pipersplace :
I've always enjoyed double penetration (the few times I've done it). I cum like a wild cat. As for porn blow jobs, maybe it's because that's their job and not their hobby. Men do seem uncomfortable in front of other men. I don't know what that's all about, but I doubt it will change. I think men compartmentalize, like if they share another guys cock with you, they would be a flaming homosexual who now had to attend Broadway musicals instead of football games.
from damonjones :
tits and whiskey that banner give me a laugh. You hit the head on the nail about the scream banshee orgasms get rid of them! They hurt your ears and annoy people and if someone watches some crap their first time they might never watch again. Why not a smile or a seductive look or even a appreciative moan. Thanks for the note I'll try it. Your ex must have been crazy to ruin what he had!
from ionme :
you're right - a lot of porn chicks can't give head like us haha...i find myself saying 'oh come on you're not even sucking past the head' :D
from melomane :
Thank you so much for your guestbook comment. I appreciate it more than you will ever know. Yes, and more than that. Thank you.
from punk-loser :
fyi... i'm normally not one for sex diaries or erotica in general, but sweet fucking christ i can't read your diary at work... it's making me fucking hot! that is all.
from abacinate :
teeheehee! now, NOW!!
from lealoo :
Actually, a spiritual cleaning on the car is a GREAT idea. I've don e it before with homes and apartments, but never a car. It didn't occur to me. Thanks, I think that'll really help.
from pattymelt :
and there i was this morning....laying in the bed (as i do so often) thinking i just wanted to REALLY make out with someone that knows how to kiss....
from pipersplace :
No backrub, no blowjob. We should put a sign up in the bedroom like that.
from exhorter :
Baby pretty please with sugar on top if I give you an image can you make me a template? I would kiss the ground you walk upon and really don't care how long it takes but after this excellent template, how can I not ask? xoxo
from pipersplace :
A good kiss and a backrub. When you think about it, not alot to ask in life. Of course, the good backrubs tend to end a month or two into the relationship
from ionme :
I'm in a mood about men right now. They're all the same, I swear they just hide it by the exterior and different personalities but let me tell ya - if they have a cock....your doomed
from storyofo :
Love the image you have on there now.
from i-read-you :
excellent layout! I burst out laughing at the links to last and next entries!
from pipersplace :
I got an error message. E-mail it to me if you have time [email protected] Can't wait to see what my hero looks like.
from pipersplace :
By the way. Any pics of you
from pipersplace :
Gorgeous brunette. Please. Don't believe everything you read. Sure, when I get home I'll send you a picture.
from abacinate :
Nah I just pretend to be smart...it works quite well :) especially when my of my peers are way dumber than me ;) okay i'll have your dreams! you can have my car falling off a cliff dream and my bear dream where they talk to me and say they're gonna eat me and my witch dream where she's trying to kill me and my friend. OH and the dream about the little girl is who's lost in the middle of god knows where in the middle of the night and doesn't know which road to take.
from pipersplace :
Ignore the atrocious grammer in my pervious note. By the way, you are the one responsible for getting me involved in this(lol)
from pipersplace :
Yeah, I must have self-esteem problems. Just an attention whore. I'm going to pull back though. Always leave them wanting more. That's great about always have dreams like that. I kill for that. My dreams, the ones I remember, are usually a bit more dark. Later.
from pipersplace :
OK, now I'm wet. I never have dreams like that
from abacinate :
My dreams suck! I hardly EVER have those kind...mostly I just die or have scary aliens or skeletons in my dreams. I think I watch too much TV...
from hibiscus101 :
mmm mmm mmm that was quite yummy. im hopin for a dream like that!
from sirkeljerk :
Now that is some hot shit. Damn...Hope this week is better than last. I think that I may be heading to your part of the woods tomorrow, so if you see someone tall dark and handsome, give him a wink :)
from lysippe-lost :
Sigh......I agree.....i wanna read more dirty sex stories!!!!Dont ya just love sitemeter? anyhow...back to my original statement!! I wanna read more sex stuff!!! lol
from abacinate :
More sex, less jibba jabba :) Your faithful readers will keep on readin' and the ones who are too faint of heart shouldn't be reading your diary anyway.
from prowlingleo :
*Yawn*. Unlike you, I don't delete comments left for me. All of your guests are more than welcome to drop by my guestbook. You do no damage by revealing he is my boyfriend, it's common knowledge to both our readers. I'm 28 years old, far from stupid, and I'm quite aware your little digs were implying I left a guestbook entry for you. I believe your immaturity is shining through by continuing this saga. Grow up, move on, enjoy life.
from itsdirtyboy :
sorry to hear you've been getting horrible messages from marines - don't let a few idiots get you down, we still love you x
from filibuster-y :
sure answer away... it is of course, only hypothetical...
from filibuster-y :
Ms. Chickpea, in your personal opinion, if a girl is a virgin, and she has sex but is so damn drunk she honest-to-god doesn't remember it, at all... should she still consider herself a virgin? this is like a tree falling in the forest...
from ebokian :
Feel free to use the page, the world must be warned about her millions of banners! I've come across about 5 new ones today.
from lysippe-lost :
Quick! help me out! I have 10000 banners left....and i dont know what to say!! (Really...i do....i just dont want one of those sucky ass banners im seeing...) yah....i hate that princess too..lol
from abacinate :
good rant ;) we had a marine live with us for a while and he made us obsessively clean everything and he had a really high voice (amazingly he was straight) even though he was all tall and buff and he made my mom cry cuz he was jackass.
from fuzzmom :
Damn it woman...I'm looking around for suitable images for that possible template, and it's making me horny as hell. Thanks a lot! (Really.) On a much more serious note: anyone who can't understand that people occasionally have LEGITIMATE. FUCKING. OBJECTIONS. to certain things, is entirely undeserving of your company. Hang in there.
from liquid-mojo :
Thank you for the shoulder to cry on offer. I may have to take you up on that sometime. :)
from pantypulldwn :
no big deal really, it all depends on how comfortable you are with it. if you feel akward doing it you will come off that way. sex is about attitude, and the way you carry yourself. just be confident and do what feels natural. don't get intimidated, there's no wrong way to do it on top i think anyway. front-back , side-side. all depends on the person, and what fits you best. someguys will even help guide your by grabbing you by the hips and pulling you in whatever direction they want you in. don't over analyze this, you'll give yourself acid reflux! also my pics are up if you want to check them out. ta-ta!
from abacinate :
I didn't like being on top at first...i felt uncomfortable...but now i love it and it's the only way i can orgasm...which i do every time so yay :)
from fuzzmom :
Okay, for the record: "Let's break out the tits and whiskey!" now has my vote for best potential diary title EVER. I may do a template with that someday, just for you.
from nymphoinme :
you aren't a bitch at all... not that i know of anyways. lol. and it just makes me happy that people want to read what i hafta say... and it is good that i'm only out of commission for one week... i dunno what i'd do about 2...
from pipersplace :
Hope you're feeling better
from mrgrey :
Glad to help. Anytime you need something boosted, just give me call. ;)
from mrgrey :
Yes, your pic was first, and the best surprise. As for inspration, one was a downright copycat. I guess your idea was so great, she had no choice but to do so.
from mmeanaya :
i would repsond to this...but im just full of piss and vinegar right now...LOL...i think your right....they are the same....men...can't live with them...cant take out the garbage with out 'em
from pipersplace :
Chickpea. Thanks for placing me on your favorites. That was sweet. You're the best.
from mmeanaya :
He must have me confused with someone else...the chick with the stupid bitch sticker on her forehead...fucker wanted to know if im still gonna send the artsy pics...can you say "HELL NO?" Sigh....
from abacinate :
Crash with James Spader has tons of car sex...and a plot! A slightly dark plot, but a plot nonetheless.
from lysippe-lost :
eww!! the snake pic....somewhat freudian LOL! that jerk.....clearly has some issues with women..
from hibiscus101 :
boys def. suck!! Im thinking there should be a damn club for this! mmhmm!
from nymphoinme :
ok, after your story about the biblethumper, i think i'm gonna need to find myself a mormon... suprisingly easy to find in vegas.... lol. but yeah, that's awesome... and that spike or whoever seriously does deserve to be kicked... that's not nice at all.
from pattymelt :
i am so stealing that move next time someone tells me i am going to hell! boy OR girl. they are so going to get it from me!
from lysippe-lost :
stupid question.....but you don't have adelphia as your online host?....or have you seen that on your sitemeter?
from fireflyez76 :
LMAO... we have the same f*cking bra! Hot busty chicks UNITE! *LOL* *LOL* *LOL* ;)
from xwiseassx :
Consider your breasts officialy drooled over.
from cumwithme :
Thanks for adding me as a favorite, you sweet SKANK! SLUT! WHORE! TRAMP! BITCH! ..just kidding. Am I really cocky?
from mrgrey :
Well, your hard work is very appreciated. Feel free to stroke my ego (or anything else you feel led to) anytime!!
from pattymelt :
you're such a dirty girl! way to go!
from lysippe-lost :
WOOT! that pic on mg's.....is HOT!!! almost makes me......un......nevermind....*giggle*
from fuzzmom :
Yeehaw! Very pretty.
from lysippe-lost :
uh...I lied. More like..shaved the number to a more likeable number. He actually said "how many MEN have you been with" And..because i felt like some of those men were wimps...i didnt count them...and i didnt count the women either... *giggle* YES..I lied.
from peachick :
Cowboy...coward huh. I agree that he just wants to kill some time. and that "luv you" is just way too insincere.
from sirkeljerk :
Seems like you have a very mature understanding of what happened already, not long after it ended. I hope you feel better about yourself and the world soon. I know you will. If nothing else comes through in your diary, it is that you are indomitable. And sexy.
from lysippe-lost :
ohh.....sorry about the last note...im just feeling quite down about soldier boy...
from lysippe-lost :
karma baby.....it's all about karma...that and 95% of all men..are assholes....the other 5%.....are gay.....Sigh....chalk this up as a learning experience.....take care hon!
from lysippe-lost :
damn....what a jerk. Im glad you got it out of your system..sure you dont want me to go key his car? And I hope you find someone who truly deserves you. *hugs*
from tiragem :
I feel terrible! I admit that I haven't visited your diary in quite a while, and was completely ignorant about what has been going on between you and Cowboy. Sorry it didn't work out, but from what you've described, it seemed that the best thing to do was quit after all. I'm sure you will have a far easier time getting over him than you think. Hey... at least your inner whore gets to go partying after a long rest. And having a tattoo artist as a fuck-bud for free tattoos ain't prostitution at all! Or else I would have spent over a year of my life hooking for the well-being of my computer...
from fallenange05 :
sorry it didn't work out with you and cowboy, personally I don't really like to hear, see, or read about anyone sad, I liek it when people are happy and it breaks my heart that your sad:( Hopefully you will feel better soon if you want to email me just to talk, i believe you have my email if not let me know.
from ionme :
girlswhodon'tfakeorgasms.com haha....wonder if anyone's thought of that yet, haven't checked. nice piercing. my bro in law (to be) does ink, next best thing to banging someone for ink :P take care sweetie
from sirkeljerk :
Done and Done, but thanks for the sentiment...I may alert you next time I come around, so we can each giggle about it!
from sirkeljerk :
Very hot piercing...I'd never seen a picture of your face before. You're really cute. Total hottie. I could absolutely be that businessman you're looking for...
from pirategirl :
XOXO, baby. You look hot with a pierced nose. Kind of makes me want to get mine pierced. But I think my nose it too little... And I think my tits are too big for nipple piercings. Sigh. I guess I'm stuck with getting my arms tattooed...
from lysippe-lost :
AYE! cool piercing!
from evilestone :
You WOULD have to live more than 30 miles from me, wouldn't you, you Sexy fucking slut, you... :(
from joeydafool :
hah, fuck off. No, thank you for bringing it to my attention. I'm not so evil that I attack anyone who criticizes me, just idiots who criticize me.
from pirategirl :
That's true. You don't need the extra pressure. And Denver really was nice. Really.
from lysippe-lost :
THAT is too funny! He tries to end something that is already done...I hate when men try to pull that shit... I still stand behind my comment that you deserve better...
from pantypulldwn :
email me and we'll tal about [email protected] > here's why. i only want trusted people that are pretty much on my buddy list or such to see these.
from abacinate :
sorries it didn't work out for you :o( plenty more hot guys in the sea though! he obviously did not deserve you. and yes there is too much sex when you start bleeding or screaming from pain from doing it too long! i don't know if i'm gonna get my bloodwork results cuz the doctor said if nothing was wrong or bad in the test than they weren't gonna call :o/ i was supposed to get them a few days ago if something was wrong though.
from sirkeljerk :
Sorry that things did not work out CP. You should not be hard on yourself, sometimes enough is just enough. Kisses.
from lysippe-lost :
Im sorry. This sucks and blows at the same time. Honestly, you deserve better than that. *hugs*
from strippedraw :
no baby you're exactly right, you deserve more than that
from lysippe-lost :
aww! I am so sorry to hear that hun. ;-( I know you were looking forward to seeing him this weekend.... *hugs*
from liquid-mojo :
Hey now! I totally reserve the right to haterize on v-day... =p Anyway, thanks for the comment. I'm glad to see at least one of us getting some romantic action... ;)
from mmeanaya :
you got mail
from mmeanaya :
ohh! lucky girl! I like the new layout! Im glad that you get him for the weekend!
from mrgrey :
My heart is glad I can count you as a friend. Your support and kind words are greatly appreciated.
from tiragem :
Glad to know I'm still being read. And I do like that poem. It's very sweet. And even sweeter that you're a souvenir of your parent's reconciliation... I'm something of a souvenir myself - I entered the world nine months after my parent's engagement.
from sirkeljerk :
Very sweet, poem and entry. Happy Valentines Day!
from storyofo :
Well said! I could not agree with you more on the topic of Valentine's Day.
from raven72d :
Ah, yes... but you're a girl. A girl in a bubble bath masturbating is regarded as sexy. A male at home alone Canning The Ham on Valentine's is regarded as Pathetic.
from raven72d :
You can't enjoy a ritual day without the proper accoutrements-- a lover, the accessories of romance, the proper settings.
from hibiscus101 :
Veyr nice hun. My girls and I used to have anti-valentines day parties. Just a group of girls who didnt need a guy to celebrate with.
from mmeanaya :
aww! i hear you.. i will be alone also...and you know what.....i kinda like that ideal. im gonna spoil myself rotten! lol glad to hear you got out of that abusive relationship...you're better than that
from sirkeljerk :
Damn woman, preach it loud and proud. I'm right there behind you, fist in the air.
from phangasm :
Thanks for the shaving advice. I used to know a guy who used nair on his face, he had a problem with ingrown hairs from shaving and Nair kept his face smooth. An electric razor gets close enough for me, I don't go for totally smooth, more like a buzz cut.
from an6elo :
make-up sex is always good
from mrgrey :
hmm, she cleverly avoided both my question. Yeah, I love you, even if you DID call me a whore again. I was AIM, and got the request from someone I don't know. That's all they said. One question, and then didn't respond when I tried to talk. But it did get me thinking, and I knew the next time I tasted someone I'd have to go into greater detail.
from whystinger :
Hmmm, was going to leave something witty here. too tierd. See I can't spell sometimg too!
from mrgrey :
You say that like it's a BAD thing. I was asked to describe how I eat a woman out. You like?
from pattymelt :
i have had a few banners up before. last summer. they are free on the gold membership and i have some left so i figured i run them out. cool you saw it. i am lame!!!
from mmeanaya :
btw..he's in freakin iraq already!! seriously..is there some way to ban her ip from coming to my site? this is harrassment
from mmeanaya :
this is the stalker i am talking about...yah know..i dont get it....where does the ass fucking come from?
from ionme :
hi girl! i like this layout better :) oh, and yes - our ups boy mmmm he is hott, i think he sprays cologne on right before he makes me sign for the package because his scent is left lingering in my office for at least 10 minutes mmm
from adulterous-k :
I guess some mother/sisters don't let go even when their son/brother have left home ten years! Or they're evil..!
from mmeanaya :
yeah...i think men in the ups short's uniform are sexy....hell....i find bdu's sexy.... i feel your pain! anyhoo..
from sirkeljerk :
It's a good rule that whole only naked people on the couch. I tried it last night, but it does not work out so well when you are the only one in the house :)
from mrgrey :
Yo, yo, yo. Fushizzle muh nizzle. Dizzle?
from mmeanaya :
awww......thank you! i decided not to lock up....i simply put those post in a private folder...i will not let some simple petty female drive me back into my shell.. as the queen would say...."Off with her head!"
from sirkeljerk :
There now, that's the ticket. Though I have to say I'm a little jealous of ol' Blue!
from mrgrey :
You know you loved it.
from mrgrey :
So, you are settling for him since he is all you have? You deserve so much more.
from abacinate :
oh and i'm glad i'm not the only one frightened by that commercia!
from abacinate :
the longer you wait, the hotter the booty is gonna be!!
from mmeanaya :
i like the layout...nice...
from sirkeljerk :
Socks off first. Of course. I have no idea why that never occured to me. Hmmm, Tomorrow night I will implement this plan. Anyway, hope that you get yours soon. Don't want a horny Chickpea on the loose...Yeow!
from mrgrey :
He don't deserve it.
from raven72d :
I love the girl in the layout. I have no idea why she's not with another girl or just solo... Never tell anyone about a diary... never tell anyone about anything that gives them access to information about you that you don't control.
from raven72d :
Red Shoes and Chromium Blue gave me a vision for the kind of world I want to inhabit...
from peasantwench :
John knows about my diary, but as far as I know, he abides by the rule of he shouldn't read him unless I ask/tell him to read a certain page. It seems to work, but then, mine isn't about him so much. Most of what goes in the diary is stuff he knows anyway. I think it really depends on the relationship.
from peasantwench :
Good luck babe. I hope for your sake that everything goes well. PS - Thanks for the email. If I had a better memory my life would be easier...
from pattymelt :
word. but my take on it is this. they know about it. it's just as if you had it in you underwear drawer. tehy know it's there but it's not really something they should be reading. if they CHOOSE to read it, they cannot use anything they may find out against you. it is just as if they read your "real" diary. if they don't like it, fuck THEM. losers.
from mrgrey :
Or don't tell them about your sex diary. Cindy is a regular reader of my normal diary.
from redstarhelix :
precisely what i thought. it was made simple for a reason. i laugh at it, but damn, makes me look bad. and i didnt EVER think that was possible. ha. hence the obvious distaste in my current post.
from sexyoldman :
It's been a long time since I wrote something which prompted so many responses. Thank you for your take on the cell phone...I definitely consider all you said. BTW, I did call the phone company and got the bill cut by $288, which reduces the amount she owes from $620 to $340. Yes, she'll pay all the $. I've got no qualms about that. Thanks
from lealoo :
Love what you did to the layout. I think it looks great.
from abacinate :
i'm so sorry that he's making this completely difficult! you don't sound like the bad guy(!!!)...he just sounds like a normal guy that doesn't understand anything you say.
from pattymelt :
like i said, dont' you dare! a relationship involves TWO people and it shouldn't be as hard as that email makes it sound. it sounds like you both have issues. but he sounds childish. big effing baby. and that "i love you " crap after the blasting he gave you? covering his bridges. i am so sorry you are hurt, but cut him lose and move on. it should so not be this hard!
from pattymelt :
don't you dare let him put all the trouble in your relationship on you.
from fallenange05 :
sorry things in paradise aren't going so well... I hope things get better because yousound like you are exteremely happy with Cowboy eventually he will come around and see and understand why you lock certain parts of your diary.... sincerely an avid reader
from ionme :
can u send me a link of the "real" one - i think i got the real one but it was 67 dollars - i was confused!
from mrgrey :
My deepest sympathies on your current trouble with CG. IF you need to talk, or vent, you know where to find me.
from lolita-21 :
I'm going to add you to my list of fave's, as you're a girl after my own heart! I seem to be saying this to everyone at the moment, but how about adding a notifylist so we can all keep uptodate with your news? It's really easy and it only takes a minute. Just go to http://notifylist.com. Please??
from adulterous-k :
Why, thank you! And yes - congratulations on the stupidmen. I love it!
from sirkeljerk :
The stupidman site...fucking funny. And a nearly brilliant idea. As a representative of the gender, I am both ashamed and seriously amused.
from peasantwench :
Ungh. I lobe Y Tu Mama Tambien. That scene where the boys have sex is SO HOT. Yum.
from mrgrey :
I just want to reassure you than not all guys are as big tools os the three you ran into last night. Some of us are worse.
from pattymelt :
you gotta love the tools! (kidding - they are a total pain in the ass) and guys wonder why we are bitchy!
from ionme :
glad things are still going strong for you :)
from redstarhelix :
read all you like, hopefully you'll enjoy some of it. and yeah, a little quick when im still around.
from redstarhelix :
thanks for the kind words. always very appreciated.
from xwiseassx :
Can't turn down those terms! Do you prefer Tiger Balm, Liquid heat or just plain baby oil on your back?...lol P.S. (You had me at swallow...lol)
from xwiseassx :
Thanks, your the best!
from legolass :
lol i'll never forget the time i realised my bed was reflected in my mirror - i was like *stare* damn we look good! it took him ages to figure out what i was lookin at and then he was like "heeeeeey cool!" so we were both just staring in the mirror for the whole time. thought we were the only ones vain enough to get off on ourselves but meh guess i was wrong :-)
from nycsexpolits :
putting makeup on men, girl I'v got a job for you.... the photographer downloaded that penis size thing then showed me how he ranked... apparently that shit is rigged to make men with skinny cocks think they packin heat. one time he asked me to pick some up and the ones he specifically asked for cost $20, fucking chelsea metrosexual condon snob.
from abacinate :
Yay for oddness and putting makeup on boyfriends!! I always look forward to your entries :)
from pattymelt :
you need to come to dallas. it's cheeper and the weather is better!
from pattymelt :
lets be roomies when you get old (cause lets face it - i will be old first!)
from tiragem :
That entry about your sexual history - AMAZING! And so much like me! I used to watch a lot of the softcore shit on CINEMAX until I discovered the beautiful reality that is Real Sex on HBO. So much shit I learnt from that show!
from legolass :
so how old were you when you actually lost your virginity? (if you don't mind me asking!) seeing as i don't know how old you are i can't work it out! no particular reason...just curious!
from ionme :
thanks for your note. we've decided to give it time, not rush it. he's not going anywhere :) ttyl
from hibiscus101 :
well damn girl! that is one hot ass fantasy about one fine ass man. mmmhmm.
from ionme :
nice story about sexual history.....i know - girl, you would LOVE his arms. no shit!!! mmmm
from abacinate :
Good for you!!! I had The Talk at the ripe old age of 4...I was paranoid that I was pregnant (I was an odd child and I'm still odd)...and when my mom finished the first most important sentence (like how your mom told you) I ran out of the room screaming :) I lost my virginity within 10 days of meeting my boyfriend...I'd only gone out with one other guy and he was an ass so yeah! I'm sure you don't care but I felt like divulging so...there!
from abacinate :
ACK that's horrid about the exploding veins and whatnot!! And the test dummy thing...eek that'd be like my worst nightmare!! Me and my sister are the test dummies for my mom who is in acupuncture school :o/
from raven72d :
You're a site I found via strippedraw...and you're very much worth reading. I hope you'll look at myown diary and compare rants... And I will be readingyours often-- for the sex, but also for the sardonic worldview.
from xwiseassx :
Thanks for the note, I appreciate the info on moxie-loo, she had a good diary.
from sirkeljerk :
Merci Beucoup for all the hits I got off your link yesterday. Smooch Smooch!
from tiragem :
That be a lot of places... you are quite the adventurer.
from strippedraw :
A-fucking-men to that rant my dear!
from hibiscus101 :
God For you Dahlin:)
from sirkeljerk :
At the risk of, well I don't know what, but Yay!
from abacinate :
Amen, sistah!!
from kryptonite13 :
U sound as bad as I do...LOL
from enchancea :
The movement is there because I made 2 images and couldnt pick between them and yet it didnt look right to have one at the top and one at the bottom. So I just went to animation shop and made them one image.
from ionme :
nice convo. i'm going crazy holding out with doogie. i'm not sure how long i can stand this. i want him but i'm trying to make the right decision this time, you know?
from pantypulldwn :
yeah, remember when you had to move you shit out? well thanks what i felt like. i couldn't even get my family to help me move out! the bastards! try having you're grandmother tell him no matter what happens he's always welcome. i mean what the fuck?
from fayewantsyou :
Thanks for the advice, its always appreciated! I forgot to add in the entry that he washes both of us really well between fucks. He uses soap and water on himself, and brings a wet washcloth from the bathroom to clean me off...does that help, or do you think I can still get infections?
from tiragem :
How come you deleted that entry where you named your whore? Changed your mind or something?
from miss-cumalot :
hmm for an inner whore name how about Onalae....if you said it in a muffled voice it would sound like "i wanna lay" lol...
from ionme :
ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAY TOO SWEETIE! Have fun in Ohio - heh...I always do :P
from s-e-n-s-e-s :
wow thank you for the kind words. Please stay tuned.... cause I'm just getting warmed up.
from aliboomboom :
A good inner whore name would have to be something exotic like Bianca...I think Bianca is a great one. I can't think of any others. If I were going to name my inner whore it would be Bianca or Vivica or something like that. Anyways I just wanted to let you know that I stumbled across your diary and it's pretty interesting. I can't wait for a time again when I feel excited just at the thought of seeing a man. It seems like it has been forever. Happy Holidays and good luck with cowboy.
from tiragem :
Good luck on finding an inner-whore name. I have no suggestions tho... An inner-whore name is something very personal... lol... I got mine from the Shakespearean play, "King Lear". I don't know how that piece of info is supposed to help ya, but good luck.
from misspleasure :
I may be a cocky bitch, but that doesn't mean I don't have sympathy. I hope things look up soon.
from mrgrey :
My sympathies on your situation. As for your inner whore name, I beieve that is more of a personal discussion we should have one on one. ;)
from tinkerbello4 :
Oh man, I just found your diary and I am officially in love with it after reading your disclaimer! You rock my socks! Keep up your style of writing and you'll go far in live! Morgan
from pattymelt :
ass hats! you crack me up! i am there with you on the whole boys are stupid thing. that guy tht called me last night? club boy? haven't talked to him in a few months. didn't know he broke up with his GF. but now he has a new one (and they are "in love" after only a month) but having problems. and he calls me to talk. whatever.
from misspleasure :
Sorry to hear about the current situation. You have my sympathies.
from tiragem :
That's how most family members are, actually. After a while you get used to it. Or you ask them and dare them to say no.
from pantypulldwn :
don't feel bad, i have that type of family too. except i was my husband who was kicking my ass and no one would even offer for me to spend the night. they all said get out and get help but no one said i'll help you. chicky girl i would have helped you if i were your even in the same state as you. that's just the type of person i am though.
from pantypulldwn :
don't feel bad, i have that type of family too. except i was my husband who was kicking my ass and no one would even offer for me to spend the night. they all said get out and get help but no one said i'll help you. chicky girl i would have helped you if i were your even in the same state as you. that's just the type of person i am though.
from pattymelt :
yeah, i saw "evolution" - was that after the xfiles? he so needs to work more!
from mrgrey :
The only thing I despise more than a man who would strike a woman is child molestors. That's it. Pond scum rates higher than those things. As a man, I refuse to accept that they are even the same species as I am, much less gender. As far as helping move, I never got an invite.
from xwiseassx :
I like meeting women beaters. It is one of the few times I overtly antagonize someone, I cannot find it in me to be wary of someone who can hit girls, contemptuous, yes, wary no. I could probably make him cry through verbal abuse alone. Does that sound like fun?
from ionme :
hey - that's fucked up no one would help you! good luck getting your shit out of there!!
from i-read-you :
I'm the One Who left the anonyomous note at that other place -- couldn't leave a name without starting another diary, and that's not for Me now. See you soon in e-mail or chat! :)
from ionme :
i'm so with you on the dominatrix thing - it's dying to come out!
from redwarf :
Hi Chick. Did you mail me lately? I'm on a different address - [email protected] - been particularly busy with the girl in the story whom I've just met again after many years (yes it's true even if it's not finished yet!). So we've been absolutely juicy as fuck for the last 2 months. At times we've been stuck together for hours. I'm absolutely shagged....so to speak, ha ha!!! Hope you're getting ALL you want. See ya soon. Red
from tiragem :
No... I wouldn't say that was choppy at all.
from tokcocktok :
Hi there, I'm just randomly stopping by. Anyways, happy holidays :)
from tiragem :
That last note of yours makes me smile every time I read it. I love you too, sweetie. And that little proposal - meeting you - isn't very far-fetched. For the longest time, I've been considering meeting people I've met online over the years when I finally get to college in America. Just added another name to that list.
from pattymelt :
the only boys i obsess about are the ones in my TV life! (cause they are perfect) they "real" guys are know don't deserve to be obsessed over!
from pattymelt :
your grandmother sounds fabulous!
from peachick :
i love reading your diary, i love women who are not shy of saying loudly that she wants sex right now.
from tiragem :
Your grandmother... I haven't seen an elderly woman so bohemians since Dr. Ruth... That is pretty cool. And good luck with your new beau.
from desertrose17 :
hey there!! i just wanted to let you know that i'm changing diaries in case you were still interested in reading :) email me at [email protected] if you'd like the new info....ttyl!!
from pattymelt :
no reason you can still be slutty with a boyfriend. sometimes that is fun. he can be slutty with you too. i just don't remember what a real boyfriend is.
from firecrotch :
I love you honey, you know that right?
from ionme :
thank you :)
from ionme :
yay, new layout for ionme :) it's beautiful isn't it? my job sucks! there are a lot of pros but these cons are driving me mad!!! i will escape sooner or later. thanks for the note u sexy thing :)
from ionme :
u know i wasn't accusing you right? i hope so because i know u wouldn't do anything without asking my permission. i guess she deleted the image, she may be designing a new one for me. i need to find something else, i'm bored with that. let me know if you run across something ionme worthy :-) if i think of any questions, i'll let you know. ciao babe
from misspleasure :
Perhaps...the feeling is mutual.
from sirkeljerk :
Ooh, I volunteer you fucking slut. Cum here...*Big Dom man growls*
from ionme :
u didn't play around with my template by chance did you? it's all messed up and i don't know why. my picture, tagboard, etc. aren't showing up :(
from nycsexpolits :
AIM? I use yahoo IM, I'd tell you my screen-name right here but seeing as you are so popular I'm not going to. this is kinda a werid place to talk about it, but I'm ok with it I guess. my bro was the passenger in a car with a drunk driver. now, about my pussy eating man...
from nycsexpolits :
hey girl, you know... you can get internet booty that fucks you no matter what time oh the month is. some of them even eat clams when the red tide is in. anyway, I stayed up all night re-wrote that whole eat my pussy thing. he's someone I fucked but it's not very often I meet a colorblind man who has nightmares. I think this ones a keeper, help.
from nycsexpolits :
hey chick-girl. it's the middle of the night in brooklyn, there is a hot lump of french man 10 years my senior in my bed, I met him online... but I thought I'd get up and read ya. Your brother died? How old were you? Do you think his death-day is the best time to talk to CG? One of my brothers died too AND we both love internet booty. we have SO MUCH in common. Anyway, my brother died when he was 19, I was 12... I don't write about him in my diary, it's just strait fuck-talk. Maybe it is a good time to talk to him, if he wants to be exclusive with you that means he gets to see you all depressed, right? When I'm unsure about a man, I think, "would my brother approve?" Maybe theres something/someone better you could be doing next saturday.
from pantypulldwn :
no problem, keep your head up and don't lose who you are in the process of it all. after all it's okay to use a man for sex. men have been doing it to women for centuries. lol!
from pantypulldwn :
i once went through the same thing, i just let the guy i was fucking at the time know that if someone else came along , i'd be gone and when it really did happen he wasn't ready for it. then he wanted to commit and it was too late. by that time i was with somebody else and i didn't want to go back. you know? don't regret tomorrow the decision you'll make today. know that you're doing the right thing for you reguardless what it is.
from ionme :
well, thanks girl! that means a lot coming from you :) i'm glad you enjoyed it.
from liquid-mojo :
I can't argue with you there. Far be it for me to turn down a night of mindless boozing, but still, good convos are indeed hard to find. ;)
from liquid-mojo :
Woah, sorry I messed with your plan to go out, but if it's any consolation I enjoyed the convo too. ;)
from adulterous-k :
President of the 'faking it like a pro' club? But can you fake it AND pass the cool lips test? When you going to redo your comments? I want to see the superlatives for our Trinidadian friend!
from tiragem :
And thanks for the plug!
from tiragem :
Yeah, that is pretty much a relationship. And for a while, I was wondering what I would do if I were in your situation... then I realised that the relationship between Mark and I is sort of similar... It's not that bad of a situation really, so the whole rewinding of the clock 25 hours bit *might* be the right way to go... But the way you talk about Rockstar, I'm not sure how well your... monogamous relationship... will hold up. Anyways, go with the flow and see what happens. Finally, I thank you kindly for entrance into the "faking it like a pro club". It's always nice when the president herself welcomes you...
from xwiseassx :
Thanks for the note. I admit sexual things don't embarrass me much. Except masturbation, well not masturbation exactly, but talking about me masturbating. I do it all the time ever since I discovered it when I was 12. Hell me and a friend used to do it in the same room for about a year, I showed him what I discovered. But I never talked about it. That was a hard entry to write, and I appreciate the feedback about it, kind of validates it or something.
from ionme :
be careful honey. there is cock everywhere and if u start getting attached and those goddamn feelings go into overdrive but you know all he wants you for is a fuck - that's when things get sticky! and not in a good way :P
from pantypulldwn :
Dec 6th is an important day for me too! it's my birthday! listen fuck buddies are good, but being exclusive, that's not cool. one always ends up getting hurt no matter what happens, one of you will get hurt kind of like my situation. i'm not getting hurt, he is. men could fuck a hole in the wall, being used is good to an extend but what's going to happen when you want more?... just something to think about... keep you're head up and don't regret the choices that you make. it's your life and you have to live with them.
from nycsexpolits :
hey girl I'm sure I am just telling you the same thing everything is but I don't have time to read all your notes, so I'm just leaving you a quickie. a friend of mine sees her man once a week... at most, and they are swingers. half of the time when they see each other it's when they go out swinging. They fuck other people only when there is consent... my point is - there are all types of relationships. That’s one type of committed couple. Do your friends tell you whom you can fuck? Do you want to be more than friends with him? I’ve read most of your blog but I can't remember, is he an Internet Fuck Buddy (IFB)? now, I'd tell any friend to avoid getting too serious with a man she playfully refers to as "cowboy goth" cowboys are cool, but goths are usually angsty little babies. I had a goth roommate once who we called "wookie", he was hairy, shed allot and was mostly non-verbal. AND - as someone who has tried to make a boyfriend out of an IFB I can tell you it did not work for me. Does he see you as more than a booty call? Do you really want him to? Internet booty is the new taking home someone from a bar. Do you exclusively fuck the guy you went home from the pub with?
from ionme :
hello, i just caught up - was too busy with myself to read others in the past 2 days. um, i think that if he can set "rules" you can in turn set your own set of rules. what do YOU want? i guess it sounds like the classic example of a man. he wants to have his cake & eat it too. but, if you're still looking for "the perfect man" which in my definition is a dildo and a debit card then go ahead and have "fwb" instead of a "relationship". if you don't want to look because you want to be with him, well then, you've got to do something about that before you get hurt. ciao sweetie!
from sirkeljerk :
Hey I don't know much about this whole FWB v. Relationship thing. Sounds like a problem of over categorization, worrying about the words/categories too much. Your things is going to be what it is, fitting each of your needs to a certain extent. But what the hell do I know. What I was really writing for was the lurkers comment. I get so pissed when somebody from somewhere interesting like Singapore spends 45 minutes reading me say fuck over and over again and doesn't have the courtesy to say "nice use of the word 'fuck.'" So, I feel you on that one...
from strippedraw :
FWB vs rel'p... I mean if you have to remain exclusive there really is no difference. I suppose it's a matter of opinion for everyone but I'm agreeing with you, there's really no difference. Is he remaining exclusive to you? What if he fucks someone? Is that ok? Has he put restrictions on just you or both of you?
from no-yes-maybe :
Great diary. I found you through Krazieespy. I thought your layout rocks and just had to tell you.
from xwiseassx :
That's hillarious, I loved it!!!
from lealoo :
I know I shot like that! Except it's all put in one shot glass, you slam it real quick, then with the mix still in your mouth you shake your head around. It turns into one huge solid lump in your mouth. Called a Cement Mixer. I've actually seen it done.
from adulterous-k :
Yes that's right, the image gradually changes with time. Queen Elizabeth is supposed to have suffered mercury poisoning because she used it to whiten her face - a tan denoted you were someone who worked in the sunshine.
from hadassah :
Love your entries. It's good to meet someone who's comfortable with their body and sexuality. You rock girl in more ways than one. Ha. Keep it up.
from ionme :
hey girl. i'm jealous - you've been getting it and you've been getting it good!! damn. this fucking weather sucks! it's just a flash of what's in store though and that's not comforting whatsoever. keep on getting it on girl! ciao!
from pattymelt :
i love doggie! it leaves the guys the guys hands free to roam....anywhere....let him practice...it only gets better....
from legolass :
i dont fink doggie is so good for lasses - mind u my bf has the same prob as urs did b4. (the whole slippin out thing) hehe but hey always up for sumthing new :)
from nycsexpolits :
very nice diary, grew up riding the bath tub white water myself. props for shouting it out.
from naughtysara :
I love it doggy style. His cock goes in so deep makes me feel so full. The only thing is that it is difficult for me to achieve an orgasm without clitoral stimulation. What is incredible is when he has a really strong erection and monts me doggy style then I lower my hips onto a pillow and use my hands on my clit as he fucks the hell out of me....that will give me a monstrous orgasm.
from tahitian :
I'm glad that I could be an idea of what to write about haha, just joking! It's a good entry!
from pattymelt :
i wasn't talking about you and you know it!
from xwiseassx :
LOL, thats why when I clicked on your name from my buddies list it said you updated 3 months ago. Thanks for the heads up.
from xwiseassx :
I can't beleive the hottest diarist has added me to her favorites! Thank you!
from ionme :
nice entry. want to take a bath now :)
from ydwtk :
interesting that your entry "Explore Yourself" shows up about the same time as <a href="http://eroticmemoir.diaryland.com/031109_83.html">this!</a>
from pattymelt :
excellent entry! i too started to masterbate at a very young age - speed racer was my fantasy man at the time - and discovered the whole tub thing too. i can remember staying home from school inthe 4th grade and spending the whole day dressing up in mom's nightgowns and getting all horny and wet. oh, good times!
from notworthynow :
Notworthynow is my login, and my wife is fireflyez76 I know your a friend of my wifes, could you read my diary, and tell me what else I need to do to make up for what I've done wrong to my wife?
from tiragem :
Congrats on the article! You were the *only* diaryland member there! Do you realise that??!!?? That's great! And I thought people like Captain Six Gauge were no longer in the majority... at least I hope not... Shit like that makes me apprehensive about going to America for college.
from sirkeljerk :
Congrats on the VV article. That is so fucking awesome!
from pantypulldwn :
3 minutes! you poor thing, that's not even worth taking your panties off for. i know just how you feel.
from sirkeljerk :
Your place or mine?
from miss-cumalot :
as for that IP address, theres a site in which you can search through directories of them and it will tell you things about them...for example, if I type mine in the search box, it will tell me that my ISP is Localnet which is correct...I dont really know much about it other than that...so it might help you and it might not but here it is anyway: http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl
from phangasm :
Not only is Tristan Taormino hot, she wrote the bible on anal sex, do a search for her on Amazon.
from ionme :
OMG that's hilarious. You should've kicked her in her tin bitch shin and ran away laughing. :D
from ionme :
YES! There was haha I saw her too. I think it ws a female at least. Like a tin woman / mime. :)
from miss-cumalot :
people are definitely judgemental these days (lol now you make me want to rant in my diary about judgemental men!...in fact, I think I'll do that right now...)
from miss-cumalot :
people are definitely judgemental these days (lol now you make me want to rant in my diary about judgemental men!...in fact, I think I'll do that right now...)
from adulterous-k :
thanks, and yes it's pretty happy just now. We've been through dumpings beofre - I'm getting used to the idea that this can't end.
from pattymelt :
i totally can't take credit for that one - i saw it on one of those i hate boys magnets (you know, "boys are stupid - throw rocks at them") i will look for the link.
from pattymelt :
i am there with you! although i am one to cruch on any little blonde cutie i see, i am all about the big boy butt too! if they are sex, they are sexy. guys are stupid and we need to send them back to the stupid factory they were made in!
from ionme :
Oh girl! I am so fucking jealous of that last entry. Wow.....if I have any luck at all something similar will happen to me soon. You and I have the same weakness....neck biting. It's impossible to behave when that happens. *Sigh*
from ionme :
thanks for the note! it is going to take me forever to catch up in the diaryland world - keep in touch, i'll read u soon. work is kicking my ass!
from pattymelt :
so i sent you an email. i think. yor contact link does't work so i took an edgimicated guess. later.
from pattymelt :
totally excellent! i have no idea what goth couwboy looks like but i am imagining a combination of that tarzan guy and someone else that i can't remember now! fuck! hope you slept well! go cowboys!
from pattymelt :
oh, come on! random sex is what halloween is all about!
from mindspin :
Just dropping in to say Hi..I haveeee have to get caught up w/ your entries so badly. I've been drowning in midterms, and now they're done, so..I hope all is well and you're having wonderful sex, if so, share. ;)
from pattymelt :
i like arms too. especially forearms. ore , ok, just arms. i love it when a guy is wearing a shirt and you really can't tell if he is built or not but you touch his arm and BAM! yum.
from touchmehard :
Thats my girl, give 'em hell!
from sirkeljerk :
For what it's worth, and I know that you know this, I think you're awesome...and sexy, but that is sorta beside the point.
from adulterous-k :
hey there! I see you and my Trinidadian friend have been talking about me while I was on holiday! I agree with you about the sad marriages that end up with one or other partner seeking comfort elsewhere - cheating through choice. I suspect those cheaters end up loving no-one properly. At the moment I'm lucky, having two. But that could end up with having none.
from ionme :
hey girl! i just saw you updated but i actually have to work right now so i'll have to wait to read the whole thing. have a good day :)
from chickreviews :
Your review is up at Chick Reviews! Thanks for your patience!
from tiragem :
Embrace the whoredom within.
from abacinate :
I was too stupid to notice the Umbrella Corporation part when I first saw the preview...cuz I hadn't seen the movie in a while and I'm a dumbass. But it made the preview more surprising by not noticing it!
from sirkeljerk :
Glad you enjoyed hun and thanks for the advertising. Plus I think you should go to the party and have another mind-blowing sexual experience. You only live once, si?
from touchmehard :
just because you ducked a guy at party doesn't mean you're a whore. and if it does then i promise you are not the only one. i'm in the boat with ya! Love! <3
from lealoo :
I'd be happy to help out with a layout if you'd like. Or if you find one you like I could host images for you. Let me know!
from tiragem :
So what do you think of infidelity then? Do you think it is only bad in certain cases? How would you feel if someone cheated on you? What if the cheater was someone like adulterous-k in that he loved both you and the person he was cheating on you with? How would you feel then? I hate it when you lose the points of your entries, too... :(
from hotsummer :
for some reason, i lost the layout :o(
from liquid-mojo :
I can relate, mostly to being a dumbass. I totally blame my "2nd brain" for such past and future infractions... Seriously though, I feel for you, damn dumbasses making my gender look bad...
from ionme :
Thanks for the tag, made me smile :) I don't know why people have to act a fool on my tagboard, jeesh!
from tahitian :
Hey, I just added you as one of my favorites, I hope that you don't mind. I also hope that you have a better week this week! If you want to read my diary the un is tahitian, and the pw is girlygirl! OH, and I'm curious about your other diary, but I understand you not wanting to give that out! I like reading your diary!
from touchmehard :
i was reading your 100 things and you and i have alot in common. we should talk so time.:)
from whiskeyblood :
now you know.
from icutmyself13 :
isn't that sore thigh feeling great! everytime you move around, it reminds you of how you got that way. =D
from cheekyreview :
Like getting reviewed? I just opened a new site. Check it out and decide.
from touchme :
hi there.. i just *now* saw you added me as a favorite. thanks! i know i barely update in there anymore.. going through a rough time.. for now I just write in my main diary. i haven't completely abandoned this diary.. i just haven't felt inspired to write like that in a very long time.. i'll probably go back to it one day. [dearcynthia]
from liquid-mojo :
Damn, I wish I could have sex that easily. Been in this crazy-ass slump...
from male-slut :
been nearly two months since i checked in on your activities lady... i have read up to the beggining of sept...
from misspleasure :
Awe, thanks for all the traffic! =)
from ionme :
how was st. pete's? you know that's exactly where i'm going on oct. 29 right? glad to have you back!
from sexrocks :
welcum home!
from ediblekitten :
aw... we still love you.
from fallenange05 :
I recieved your postcard! Thanks for sending me one!It looks so beautiful there. I hope you are having lots of fun there.
from orgasmicrevu :
Welcome to the naughty =) http://orgasmicrevu.diaryland.com/naughty.html
from hotsummer :
hello sweetheart, dont worry about miss.pleasure. she's a lame.ass-with a small.brain. who have nothing better to do with her life but judging on other people's writing...that is all she does and beside her writing is a quite boring anyway. Dont bother about her, because you still have all of us (readers). muah! ♥
from ionme :
Oh shit, that fucking sucks!! well, if it makes you feel better, I kind of wish I had never had the 4 gauge (ok, maybe that’s not entirely true) because now his cock is somewhat ‘special’ because of it. I wouldn’t be keeping him around for sex otherwise. I was thinking yesterday as I drove by this gym and saw all the guys working out. ‘J, there’s cock everywhere, his isn’t THAT special, damn girl’ – you know??? I mean, it would be cool for you to have the experience but if you don’t – you won’t know what you’re missing…….hrm……I’m curious. What did you wanting to say about him?
from fucked-raw :
from redwarf :
just had to read your last page again......wonderful!! i'll have to finish mine......it's a long story. you lucky fuck.i haven't there for months....tell me more,pleeeeeeaaasssseeeee?!?!
from liquid-mojo :
Love the new layout by the way. How long have I been gone? =p
from redwarf :
Ooooo......chick.......you're just a naughty girl!!!
from ionme :
I knew that was a past entry. Great entry nonetheless. I wonder if I'll ever actually be rich instead of pretending, lol....
from ionme :
I knew that was a past entry. Great entry nonetheless. I wonder if I'll ever actually be rich instead of pretending, lol....
from stumblefall :
Sorry about the password thing... temporary layout problem. It's open again, and if it weren't you'd be the first to get the pass ;)
from nympho666 :
Oops! I accidently put "@hotmail.com" after evil-lust instead of ".diaryland.com" when I signed your guestbook. I'm sure you'll figure it out, but it wouldn't let me correct it so... http://evil-lust.diaryland.com is my new diary.
from sexyoldman :
If you did send a pic, my apologies. Sometimes the email address doesn't make a reference to diaryland. However, send me another if you can, you know how much I enjoy them
from neangel :
you no like 'peaches'? lol
from ionme :
I'm done with thinking a man is going to satisfy me in any other way than an orgasm. It's foolish to think I will find the perfect man. They all suck. I think I will have a girlfriend & a boyfriend some day. That may solve a bit of my problems. What do you think?
from neangel :
love love love the la¥out!
from chickreviews :
Hey! I will definitely review a sex diary! I guess I would alter the scoring a bit, so I'll be the one to review you! If you want to know how I'll score you, contact me, because I'm not sure yet! I've added you to the pending list though, so if you don't want the review, just let me know! Thanks for requesting! :)
from abacinate :
Thanks for the congrats :) It would've been better if there wasn't so much popping and blood the first time and so many bruises on the head from the second time :o/
from fallenange05 :
I love your diary! I have never met anyone so comfortable talking(writng about sex)you are awsome!
from sillysub :
erm no saran wrap for licky licky... they do have the dental dams, incredibly thin latex sheet you can use for oral.
from abacinate :
well my boyfriend got one yesterday and he's supposedly getting the results tomorrow but yeah thanks for the answers!!
from lealoo :
Considered permision granted!!! I'd be happy to contribute to such a noble cause. Let me know what you need, make any changes you want blah blah blah Yippie!
from ionme :
RE: Florida, my friend wants me to come during Halloween. What dates are you going? Good to hear from you :)
from abacinate :
how long does it usually take to get results back from the STD tests?
from tiragem :
I'm glad to see my thoughts actually have an affect on those of others. The feeling is mutual. Thanx.
from hotsummer :
thank you sweetie, and i've read the few entries of yours myself, and I really enjoy it. Oh! and I saw a picture of you from yahoo profile, I gotta tell you, you're so absolutely beautiful! And your layout too. :) ♥ Pipey
from liquid-mojo :
I'm already having a "hard" enough time on my own... ;)
from liquid-mojo :
Yes, I may actually do that sometime. ;) As for Miss Climax, I don't know. She wants to chat with me I guess. She wasn't the same reviewer who dissed you in that review though. That was Miss Pleasure I do believe.
from liquid-mojo :
*ahem* ;)
from ionme :
my real name said 'i'm going to cram objects in you from every conceivable angle' weird thing is...so did jim's....
from kryptonite13 :
Yeah that party (hell if it could be called that) was wack as shit!!!!, i mean the only good thing was we chilled for free, but yeah why the hell did they have a cake fight and destroy his house..he was pissed, and yeah them fools actually did shave mohawks in there heads, its official im too old for that shit...and it sucked ass, i couldve stayed home and watched "the divine secrets of the ya-ya sisterhood"....Trust me i walked out and quit and told them to grow the fuck up....awww, the lasting impression of the evil bitch...lol
from ionme :
You're welcome for introducing you to Derrick, he's quite the horny one isn't he? He fits in well with us :) I want to see Vol II of QAF!!! Ciao babe xo
from lealoo :
HaHa, I see you got the no right clicks thing working.
from poppyfish :
Thanks for joining the Jack Sparrow diaryring, matey! Where is all the rum?!
from liquid-mojo :
double-team huh? don't threaten me with a good time... ;)
from liquid-mojo :
if it's wrong i hope i'm never right... ;)
from liquid-mojo :
So you like to be dominated, hmmm, interesting, yes really. Yeah so OK, I'm usually a nice guy, but in the bedroom it's a different story. You just wandered into my territory, I rule that universe with an "iron staff". Just strip, do as I say and everything will be just fine... Ok thanks, bye. ;)
from lealoo :
"The point is, I want a manly man who knows his shit." Hallelujah Honey!
from ionme :
you do like a manly man don't you? wow....i know you'll find one. ;) i think of you every time i eat a peach now, i wonder how you can possibly hate them lol.... talk to you soon!
from lazy-kitty :
hey i got your message and the links should be at the side... im still working on it.. i gotta find a way to make the screen stay centered... or just make it 800 by 600.. anyways you can look at my archives by clicking Oldies on the links or just go here http://lazy-kitty.diaryland.com/older.html im still working on things... but i dont have an interesting life... and if i do i cant write much cuz my dad can easily find my journal here and read it. but check it out... i love your diary and you seem like a really fun person, your not like a typical girl whos all like *oh my god your a slut* or like * my boyfriend hasnt called me in the last 2 mins* so on my list your cool, cuz i HATE typical girls
from lealoo :
I LOVE what you've done with the place! ;)
from mindspin :
Hey. You're a new fave read of mine. I have a question: I know you don't want to reveal much about yourself but do you live in the D.C. area? In an early entry you mentioned the radio station, DC101. :) (my fave station, too)
from tiragem :
Booty call spoiled by fate! By God! If I got a dollar for every time that happened to me, I'd quit my job and move to Mexico. I'm still working on the spanish to go with that wish...
from kryptonite13 :
Damn it i didnt do shit this weekend excpet lose my damn wallet. ya should have called me!!!!!, oh well, im trying to go to the Renaissance festival up for it holla at me....
from sexyoldman :
Here's to my fantasy of landing my airplane on your runway! thanks for the note,M
from appleblowpop :
JC aint hot *laughs* and thats a horrid pic of johannus but yeah johannus is the hottest 15 yr old EVER i swear to god lol. its creepy cause he's so young but everyone assumes he's like 20
from relybigtease :
hey...i was wondering if u would check out my diary sumtime an leave me a note!
from taelor :
i loved your latest entry. put everything ive wanted to say into words... why can all girls be like you?! :)
from abacinate :
godzilla was the pool floaty thing :) i was on the butt, someone else was trying to touch it! yeah i have to go in on tuesday to get a cavity filled that's on/in between two teeth so they're gonna have to drill a loooot. bleeeh.
from sirkeljerk :
Next Time I'm in the Greater D.C. area, I'll hold you to that. Rock on with your Fucking Sexy-Self...
from ionme :
i work in transportation. he's a fool i tell you - a fool!
from cumwithme :
thanks for adding me, and by the way, your profile... blow you dry! Is that possible? sounds like fun... Keep it up.
from sillysub :
Okay I had to come see what the fuss was about - was enough to get SirFuckingSexy.. er.. Sirkeljerk going, so here I came. And yanno what? I give you, by the power invested by my shaved beaver - fifty fat bonus points for writing about SEX. And for having sex so you can write about it. Ugh.
from sirkeljerk :
settle for me going down on what is surely your beautiful pussy?
from lealoo :
You said it, Honey!
from ionme :
you're welcome honey ;) i had a juicy peach for lunch, thought of you lol
from sirkeljerk :
*Awww*, well I have to say that your description of sex with "bandana boy" is one of the many reason that I like you!
from ionme :
Interesting, I've been meaning to do a 100 things about me list but I haven't gotten around to it yet. How can you hate peaches??? I got a new porn last night, yay!!!
from liquid-mojo :
for real girl, SMGB is pissing me off...
from tiragem :
Why'd you let that arsehole upset your mood? So he called you a whore. You know you aren't that. You're a nympho with intelligence *wink*. Besides, some guys are genetically made up to be jackasses. Like those guys who were eyeballing the teen chick. I thought I was the only one who did not understand WHY guys do that!!
from ramanda :
Mmmmmm another tequila lover! Your site looks really interesting. I want to explore it, but that will have to wait until I get home. Your content doesn't seem to be something I should be looking at while at work, though it does look delicious ;P
from tiragem :
That was so sweet. So special. So memorable. I can't even remember my first time. All I remember is pain in my vagina, blood on my sheets and paranoia about getting pregnant.
from liquid-mojo :
Hi, nice to "meat" you... ;)
from liquid-mojo :
_Something_ in my pants is going crazy at least... ;)
from liquid-mojo :
*RawR* ;)
from liquid-mojo :
Indeed, it makes for a much more convenient "happy ending". So do I get a regular ending or a special one? ;)
from liquid-mojo :
Ah I see... DC is not too far off. :)
from oxsexigurlxo :
Hey I saw that you added me to your faves and thought I would stop by and see what you were all about. Damn, I loved your latest entry. I'm glad there are more people in this community who aren't afraid to speak their mind about sex. You're on my faves! :-)
from liquid-mojo :
SMGB is giving me attitude so I'm replying here... I don't know what's going on. I guess looks aren't everything, not that I'm saying I have any of that. Plus, I'm shy and quiet enough that not too many people know me for who I am on the inside. Who knows? Maybe I'll get lucky or something... =p
from abacinate :
I did NOT ruin The Hours :P You'll see. heehee I've been waiting for somebody to spot that error page thing. No one has mentioned it yet. Why I did the stupid review thing in the first place was so they'd find it and tell me how to fix it but noooo they just concentrated on insulting me! Ffftt! I've tried really hard to fix it...well everything except asking for help...hehe. So yeah you get the prize for 'First Mentioning!'!
from ionme :
hi baby girl, i think it's more along the lines of candy apple red. i enjoyed that entry! my man doesn't kiss enough, i love to kiss. it seems he only thinks it's appropriate to tongue kiss during sex. that is just wrong. o well. maybe he's still apprehensive and it will get better. maybe not? xo
from tiragem :
*accepts hug* *blushes* It's okay. I don't know if it was raped or not, but I don't *feel* raped or violated, and right now, it's how I feel that counts. And speaking of sensations, GREAT FOR YOU AND ROCKSTAR!!! I'd love to fuck one myself, and I'm glad that both of you found oral bliss. Enjoy your Floridan vacation.
from kalel592002 :
Well darlin', sometimes foreplay sex is the best sex of all. Lots of us men love to kiss, do things to a woman - as we get older, we get more skilled at it. Good for you for having such a great time - more in the future for you, I hope.
from ionme :
just caught up - ew, what WAS on his dick? & i'll be in FL in oct/november too, not sure when though. :) XO
from tiragem :
I feel your pain. Close encounters of the fourth kind are never cool when you have the word "close" in there. Hope the next dude you go out with is more fuck-worthy... or at least has a more fellatio-worth dick.
from damonjones :
Yeah, it hard to stay out of politics isn't it. Politics are part of life. And bad politics becomes society's nightmare so it's good when you use your voice to speak out. You are exercising democracy as much as Bush is.
from lividmind69 :
I have unlocked...for now. ; - )
from abacinate :
(That was the sound of me kicking my own ass which has you should just ignore...its 4 in the AM and I'm completely delirious.)
from abacinate :
*kickass*
from abacinate :
Random notes are the best! But yeah I'll trrryyy not to change it :)
from leonmcphelps :
I check them often.
from leonmcphelps :
Thanks. Most people are a little more shy than you are.
from leonmcphelps :
Thanks I think. I don't see myself as a bitch, more of a man whore.
from abacinate :
If you're gonna do it on the black sand, make sure its either in the water or shade or on a hammock or thick blanket because the black sand gets way hotter than normal sand and burns on your tuchis are not all that sexy!
from abacinate :
Holy cheesecake, Brian's positively orgasmic. You wanna hate him but you just can't! Or else you do but you're still incredibly turned on by him. I loveth my Hal Sparks the most though :) haha I'd love to traumitize someone with QAF...sounds fun! But the writer or something said half the audience was straight women and then some of it was straight men because they knew they were getting some action after they watched it with their women. Okay I'ma gonna shuta upa nowa!
from tiragem :
Goddamn, I love your new layout. And goddamnit, I love your fuck life. Wish I were bohemian enough to live it. Chickpea, keep on fucking and keep on telling us about it. More fuck-power to you, though with 6 orgasms, I'm not sure you need it.
from xeriphism :
nice layout. 'nuff said. www.xeriphism.com
from eroticmemoir :
verrrry nice diary, youre definitely going on my faves! nice to find another woman who is proud and loud about her sex life. we rock. xoxoxo
from sirkeljerk :
It seems that our desires were very complementary today. I'd love to get thrown up against my door...
from sexyoldman :
Someday if we ever meet, I'll let you armwrestle me naked...how about it? A date? lol.
from damonjones :
I loved your diary especially the last entry- lather, rinse, repeat italian. That guy must be the luckiest fuckin guy in the world! I really like your new backgrond it is one sexy retro piece of work. And it's sort of funny. Keep up the good work;-) Tell me when your show is on! 8->
from sexyoldman :
when you need two hands to count the number of orgasms, I'd say that was a great time! God, I'd love to make love, err fuck.err get inside a woman who could orgasm so much. Of course, I'd probably blow my load with your first one and never make it to number 2, let alone number 6! (I almost hit number 1 just reading your entry..lol)
from sexyoldman :
I'm in the process of getting a pool built so your story really hit me in the right spot (points to erection within pants.) I can't wait to poolfuck!
from meltdbutter :
hi chickpea, love your diary! keep me posted :)
from ionme :
OMG, I have faked quite a few orgasms. It sucks but sometimes it's better so that they just stop trying because you know when it's just not going to happen!!! Unfortunately, the only girl I went that far with couldn't get me off so I faked several times! I can't wait to experience sex with a girl who can!!
from abacinate :
Petri-Fido is a mummified dog :) (Get it?? HAHAHA) Well the possum's coat that I saw was sooooo beautiful...like way prettier than any animal I've seen in a while. I know they're known for biting and meaness but the ones that come by our house are total scaredy cats (my cats beat them up) and are kinda sweet. One of my sisters had one as a pet for a little while too. Their faces aren't the cutest things but I can overlook it. Maybe I'll stop being crazy about this once I get bit by one :) (And I hate the dog anyway...he kills kittens and he's just the grossest most annoying dog ever that tries to bite people too.) I used to collect snakes but I think I stopped when one puked blood on me. I want a boa though. And I'm developing a fondness for 'icky' bats as well :) But none of these are my favorites or anything. I like chinchillas and jaguars the best! Sorry this is soooooo long!!!!
from banefulvenus :
you rock!
from banefulvenus :
hey you. thanks for the note. I honestly respect your comment. I have wanted a better layout for so long but i wanted it to be unique and i don't have a lot of experience with the code it takes to lay this stuff out... Thanks again for stopping by my site :)
from tiragem :
That entry about oral sex is really helpful. Learned more than my ex bfs ever told me. You should give sex advice more often. I think I'm gonna print that entry out and stick it up on my wall.
from abacinate :
HUGE CLICHE TIME: Was it as good for you as it was for me? You rock my even littler fucking...er world! Yeah that's right!
from abacinate :
Awww *blush*. Yeah I sold my soul to the devil so I could be funny but he misheard me and now I'm a bunny. If anyone from an insane asylum reads my notes I'll be committed methinks. So I'll shut up now :)
from abacinate :
I really really really really really really really like your diary! How's that for eloquent?!
from sexyoldman :
Thanks for the note... I like your diary...a lot!
from tiragem :
The existence of heaven and hell does not depend on anyone's belief of it. If hell exists, and you've been a naughty girl (something that should be made a virtue, in my opinion), then you're going to go to hell whether or not you believe it. When you reach there, you'll get a flaming hot wakeup call. It's like people who believe Elvis is still alive. If you drag them to Elvis' grave and they still believe he's at some island somewhere drinking gin, it does not change the fact that his decomposed body is in the ground under them.
from ionme :
WOW, just read the entry about Dee, that was hot!!!!
from ionme :
Thank you very much. Looks like we both like lips :) I'm somewhat obsessed with mouths. I'll read more of your diary later.
from cumwithme :
I'm hard!
from tiragem :
Thanks for validating my teacher's fat chick theory. Now I can only hope that most fat chix are as honest and open minded as you so as to teach me how to fuck that dick right. Or I could just read your diary and take notes.
from sexyoldman :
Thanks for making me a favorite and an even bigger thanks for the hardon you gave me after reading a few of your entries. I'll be back for more, M
from tiragem :
A nympho with intelligence. What a rarity. Your existence is appreciated.

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