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from pyroguysr :
You don't love me anymore. I can't get in!
from ravyncrow :
hey lady you're as bad as I am ... every time I get on here you've "not updated in over 3 months"! LOL How are things down there in Dust-ville? (my remaining dog is named Dusty by the way) Miss you! Ravyn
from taken-by-you :
I hope that you and yours are well. I've missed your witty remarks and sassy thoughts. =(
from elgan :
I hope you had a wonderful Christmas, darling, and that you have an excellent New Year. - El
from buggerthat :
Thankyou. I'll still stop by to check on all my favurite reads, and perhaps start again on another site sometime when I have something to say. Hugz
from buggerthat :
It's all very hush-hush, but the mole was really spying for the Germans.
from buggerthat :
Thanks for decyphering the tag. He doubtless keeps his tiny brain in a handy bag nearby.
from bornearly :
Well, bust my buttons! See how much I don't know about cows? Thanks for all the insight... but IS there a way to make them more calm in such a situation? Besides valium, I mean? Anyway... post again soon. You're too much absent, dear.
from rockhound :
Whoops - your comments have commenced to disappear. I hope it's nothing I didn't say! I'm glad to know you're still out and about, and if you don't mind, I would be greatly impressed if you could kindly bestow some of your handbaggery skills in my direction. I'm beyond hopeless when it comes to such things, having been raised by a mother with no taste and in an era of such poverty that I had no opportunity to develop any of my own. Knockoffs are right up my twisted little alley, for the record, and I'm debating if I should spice things up a bit with a nice spot of chartreuse, or kick back with mellow ochre. My only requirement falls into the category of weight - as in, the handbag itself must be lightweight, as my shoulder already suffers from the weight of everything I put INTO the bag. I don't ask you to find me a bag, wouldn't be so presumptuous. Merely that you whisk your magic wand and waft it over my head, bestowing a few crumbs of your handbaggery magnificence my way.
from rose-phoenix :
So glad you finally updated!!! Just wanted you to know I've moved to http://playinghouse.diaryland.com. I'm starting a new blog. Love Rose
from wench77 :
thanks so much for the note! very worrisome, all that bad news (I had been blissfully unaware of most of it, only seeing things like cute koalah's getting heat relief on youtube)... and then your lack of presence. Equally busy here: actually learning Mandarin when I could be working (not enough work, credit running out) or blogging. Ni hao! Wo xue xi han yu! You're not blogging elsewhere? are you on facebook? send me an email and I'll send you another (not so often updated site) blog addy that has more recent pertinent stuff on it...
from wench77 :
hello. where are you? I have been gone and then just read your entry from February which just broke my heart. And it seems you were responding to people by comments or notes or something in april and may, but there are no notes here at all. Where are you? Are you ok? Please do let us know!
from curiouoso :
Guess what "Hot and Spicy" friend of yours I went to visit this last weekend? Sorry you'll have to read a bit to find out! Curiouoso*
from bornearly :
Are you kidding me? Did you have this dream BEFORE you read my entry? You're not going to believe this either, but TWO friends of mine have recently said that they dreamed I'd gotten married. White dress, pictures posted on Facebook, everything. (No pearls mentioned, but I did find an old, corroded string of fake pearls in a drawer yesterday that had belonged to the old man's wife, Anna -- who bears the same name as my great grandmother, incidentally.) (Oh, and I found some of their wedding pictures. Maybe the sewing machine was a wedding gift.) Wow!
from geekboy61 :
Was just reading more about the heavy rains in your part of the world, mate, and hoping all is well with you. You don't have to work up anything saucy or funny. Just let us know you're OK.
from geekboy61 :
Two-ups, mate. Two-ups.
from geekboy61 :
Dalring, in American English, that's become acceptable. You Aussies just need to catch up.
from geekboy61 :
PLEASE update soon! We're worried about you!
from stepfordtart :
I got "mimsy" from glitterforbrains over at blogspot. He's SO worth a read if you have an idle five mins and love a nice bitchy queen. Tell him I sent you! s x
from stepfordtart :
Yes! Ive had Anzac biscuits and they're very similar. Well spotted - top o' the class, Miss Hiss! s x
from rockhound :
Good heavens... I've been seeing the news about the flooding in Queensland. Please post at least a word or two to let us know you're safe and reasonably high and dry!
from life-my-way :
Thanks for the note! Would that I were as quick-witted as your friend. In the face of a $3.99 "disaster" I was frozen in my tracks, perhaps planning a fitting send off for the deceased nut dish. Apparently someone needs to lighten up a touch.
from life-my-way :
Yay for new laptops! User: life Pass: onthesly. Thanks for asking, oh hissy one!
from serenaville :
'Tis I, indeed! Or, what's left of the me I used to be, before the last two years took massive chunks out of her/me/myself. Something. Anyway. So happy you noted my return- I do hope you'll update soon, so I can hear how things are by you. Missed you loads! HUGS, Serena :)
from stepfordtart :
Ha! Dont be fooled - I photoshopped the worst of her zits out! s x
from brightopal :
I have no concept of a good relationship. Really, I don't. I haven't ever witnessed one up close and personal. My parents defined cruelty for me. The men I married were like my father: shiftless, lying, and cold. R is neither shiftless nor cold, and I don't really believe him a liar. What I've written are my perspectives, heavily colored by my not-altogether-healthy views on relationships. You have to realize - it's not easy for anyone to be with me, either. I am a passive aggressive with a tendency to over-analyze and over-intellectualize absolutely EVERYTHING. I get hurt and withdraw rather than fight for my rights, which makes me in part culpable for my own victimization. You are extraordinarily lucky. You found the right man at the right age and stage of your respective lives. That's my definition of wealth. For the record - with R I am at least fighting back part of the time. Not in the knock-down drag-out sense, but in terms of speaking my mind, even if I'm upset. And not apologizing for it later, a horrendous habit I acquired as a survival technique.
from geekboy61 :
Honestly, dalr, I'm never going to get the hang of Cockney rhyming slang. I can barely understand the slang here sometimes. Keith Olbermann, by the way, believes that she named her daughter Bristol because she wanted to be a sportscaster for ESPN, but would have had to move to Bristol in order to work for them. ANYway, the whole thing is ridiculous. I don't actually fault her for having sex or even getting preggers, but the hypocrisy is enough to choke a goat. Same with the lovely Jamie Lynn Spears, who I hope will never take motherhood advice from her sister OR her mother.
from im2qt2kr :
You're so sweet Ms. Hissy. I love and adore you too. I am so happy to have you as my friend. We are so different and so very much alike in so many ways. It's so hard to believe that, even with so many miles between us, and the fact we have never met face to face, in many ways I feels as though we've been friends for many years....when it's only been 5. I love ya to pieces you sweet sweet Aussie Goddess.
from mskindasorta :
I'm leaving diaryland, new journal is rebeckajane.blogspot.com xo
from rose-phoenix :
many thanks for your comment on my recent post regarding sarah. very thoughtful of you and WHEN oh when can we expect an update from you? miss reading you miss hiss
from im2qt2kr :
Hi Ms. Hiss. I read your note to "blue opal" (sorry, I couldn't resist. Bad Q.T., bad!) Yet another thing (one of many) you and I share in common. I still wear almost all black, but always manage to throw in purple and/or red. My entire house is predominately these 3 colors, or variations of them. Big hug to you my sweet friend.
from fifidellabon :
Well...we did do the hokey-pokey and we turned ourselves around....XOFifi
from brightopal :
Thanks for the advice. Contrary to what I write and feel sometimes, i really am trying to follow it. Funny part is that I don't feel like 12 is pushing me any more. In fact, 12 is being an absolute sweetheart about things, and more so every day. Yes, I'm well aware he loves me. He doesn't say so out loud because he knows I'm nowhere near ready to hear it. He does illustrate the fact on a daily basis, in part by granting me a healthy measure of respect. The soap aspect is the fact that I let things go on as long as I did with Gerrit. I am not a stupid woman. I simply made stupid choices, not the least of which was dismissing my instincts about Gerrit from Day One. With 12, I'm fully aware that there's water under the bridge, that twelve years is a long time, and that I'm in a vulnerable state of mind and heart right now. 12 is aware, too. I told him flat out that I still love my husband despite everything. There's a lot I haven't posted online. About a million things I haven't posted online. Aside from being inundated personally and professionally, there are a lot of details I am not willing to post on any public venue. I am seriously considering an upgrade to my membership just so I can post private entries again.
from im2qt2kr :
What a sweet story. It does my heart good to know he survived. I wish the duck had been so lucky, but I'm glad, as far as I know, he didn't suffer. BTW...I know we don't chat as often as we did (guess I got caught up in the love, new relationship, new hubby thingy) but I think of you often and am so very glad we became buddies. Knowing you has made my life that much more special. BIG hug, Q.T.
from ravyncrow :
Woohoooooo you're back!! I found NGM and I'm back too ... All is well with the world :)
from ravyncrow :
ok I'm back now so when are YOU going to update again? LOL I have an online jewelry store up now! you have to come back! hehe
from rose-phoenix :
when are you going to update again? thanks so much for your comment the other day. really appreciate your input. love rose
from im2qt2kr :
You're so funny. I miss our chats Ms. Thing. Hope all is well with you and yours. Big Hug to you.
from stepfordtart :
Hey! Thanks for your note - that was the first photo I found that a) we were all actually IN b) none of us looked like eyes-closed mutants! Our friends have shit-loads more, some of which are just fabulous, I'll post them all when I get back from honeymoon! s x
from silverbiker :
so rad ;)
from geekboy61 :
OK, mate. I've updated. Now, where are your pearls of wisdom? (And I'm not talking about the pearls in a vibrator, no matter how attractive it might be.)
from rose-phoenix :
where are you? i wish you would write again!
from coldandgray :
I actually guffawed after reading your comment. It was like a defibrillator to my dying heart.
from fifidellabon :
Dear Miss Hiss, I am pining away for you. Also I am drunk, but that does not in any way negate the first. XOFifi
from ms-do :
Yeah i am back....thanks for the lovely note! xx c
from fifidellabon :
I don't think that anybody would think that you are a horrible cranky child-hater. In fact you sound well-informed, reasonable and frankly, more involved and caring than many parents are. I never did "get" the parents that let their children rule the household, and I too have a burning rage against the parents that piss away their money and the children suffer. They never asked for any of that. No. Hiss, you rock for ever!!! XOFifi
from fifidellabon :
Hoooleee CRAP!! That much monay just because one had a child??!! Unbelievable! I 'd have a frosty metaphorical as well!!! Australia is very different from here, isn't it? That is one boatload of benefit! We get unpaid family leave here, and I think that we have 6 weeks maternity leave although some companies can privately up that. And a 30% child care rebate? Gack! We can offset $5000 to be reimbursed to us, and the gain there is, is that taxed income will be $5000 less. I am completely gobsmacked at what you have to pay! For that money, it should be legally required that the parents raised well-behaved children that are legally required grow up to be productive members of society. Who thought up that $5000 per live birth, anyway? I am stunned!!! XOFifi
from fifidellabon :
Huhhuhhuh...I typoed and wrote "childern". That cracks me up! xoFifi
from fifidellabon :
Well said, and I completely agree that it is completely irking to have to pay for people's mistakes. When I was single I'd occasionally have the dim realisation that I was supporting families through my tax dollars. I did have to have it explained to me that if I did not pay my taxes not only was I not supporting education, but I was also not supporting having my rubbish picked up, my city policed, firefighters, government services, blahblahblah. I really used to resent having to pay for the criminals' upkeep in prisons but I suppose the alternative would be having them in my house. I haven't quite worked that one out yet. I suppose if I don't support death to all criminals then I am responsible in part for the cost of keeping them locked up. Geh. I can't tell you how many times that I have been read the "Life is not fair, suck it up, count your blessings" speech. But I maintain, and this holds true for me as well, that there is NO excuse for foisting your child's lack-of-upbringing on others. I had a choice in having Biba, but others did not. Therefore they get to choose NOT to have her ruin their experience. And there is nothing crotchety at all about expecting decency and common courtesy from all. And responsible family planning! And to define a family solely by whether or not there are childern? Ridiculous. Coming from a place of idiocy. Of course a family with no children is a family. Oz doesn't charge extra for not having children, do they? That would be shocking as well as bloody unfair! But I will say that I am unaware that anybody else is paying more to support me. I was never aware of anything like that before we had Biba. I shall deffo have to look into that because I thought that it was just the education portion of taxes. I was nervous after I hit the "done" button on that entry! Ooops! A small dog is making a big request now. XOFifi
from life-my-way :
New laptop, how cool!?! The username is life, the password is onthesly. Thanks for asking and enjoy the kitten pic--it's been a slow year.
from stepfordtart :
it SO was Roger's cock! Ive seen pretty much all of Roger over the years we've known him! And, YES! It was all VERY Ben Dover. When BF and I went to bed we had a bit of a chat about it and were laughing so hard we had to stuff bits of the bedclothes in our mouths for fear of waking the kids! s x
from brightopal :
I definitely didn't delete your comment - the only time I've ever deleted a comment is by the commenter's request. Unfortunately Haloscan is being a pain in the butt. Your comment will probably show up sooner or later, but yeesh...
from pyroguysr :
Darlin'... I'd just LOVE to "maxi" your "cooper" anytime! *winks* "Shibari-shoop-shoop! Shoop! mmm-Boo-doop!"
from fifidellabon :
Happy New Year to you! And how could I have forgotten the cabana boys?! Miss Hiss, I want to thank you for all your support. You are thee best! xoFifi
from fifidellabon :
Hah! I'd just been reading about that! No, no dead mice here...xoFifi
from life-my-way :
Happy birthday to you, your pups are cute too, I've written just to coo--Happy birthday to youuu.
from bornearly :
Ooh, I had entirely missed the Bessie reference. Although it would have been awkward to try to ride her over the hills. Something appropriate, however, about a gas heater flying... having a pilot, and all.
from fifidellabon :
More boo is posted! xoFifi
from fifidellabon :
Hallo, Hiss! I got off my lazy arse and posted some bones with you in mind. Tomorrow shall be more, although I am quite the horrid photographer. And speller. xoFifi
from bornearly :
How I've missed you! I had an intuition that you were leading a perfectly debauched, shiftless life and eating lots of sugar and white flour. And, thank Goddess, I was right. Glad to know you're well and having fun. I'm passwording my diary next week and making the obvious assumption that you want the password, dearie. Will send in a few days. xoxo
from fifidellabon :
Guess who misses you?! xoFifi
from kointuition :
New to dland and love your insights. Thanks for a great site. kointuition
from requiel :
Aw, you are so sweet! Thanks for adding me! I love your diary!
from elgan :
Darling, where are you? Come back to me!
from fifidellabon :
Or else you could have gotten---say it with me---One, Two Three Four, Haggis-in-a-can, haggis-in-a-can!!!! (That was the shout at one of our non-Burns parties...) xoFifi
from brightopal :
It's been so long since we heard from you that for just a moment I worried that this article might be about you: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/08/19/world/main3181944.shtml ...But then I saw the age and city and realized it wasn't you, though might well be a neighbor.
from ladybug-red :
I'm still a dork - here's the 411: Yellowladybug.com
from ladybug-red :
Here's where you can find me love. Come visit and do please share your wisdom! I've missed you! XXOO
from fifidellabon :
Ah, how its good to hear from you! And yes, you already are encutenated, and have been for years! Silly! (Hope it feels good!) xxooFifi
from northrup :
Oh m'dear Hissy.... I have to confess that everytime I see your name on my notes page I get a squirmy feeling in my belly. I feel as if I've been touched (huzzah!) by one of the Diaryland Primal Forces. I'm also something of an Oz-phile. So there's that as well...
from jenshaines :
Hey!!! I'm so glad you're back. For some reason, I can't comment on your blog... I hope the travels were happy, and that the cowboys took their blue curacao butts out of your kitchen! I moved over to blogspot - http://a2eatwrite.blogspot.com I've also been doing massive vegetarian cooking and creating all sorts of new recipes, so let me know if you want any. I've MISSED you!!! P.s. my e-mail is jenshaines@aol.com
from fifidellabon :
Whar be ye, wench?! xoFifi
from fifidellabon :
I do love those midday naps! I had two only just yesterday. Sort of a surliness averter...twinkles/Fifi
from ravyncrow :
LOVE your entry :) ... And Partner and I are similar ... he's all about working out and staying active and bike riding and walking and running and rollerblading and outdoorsy, and I'm all about room service and eating fresh Napoleons and having people wait on me, although I love being outside and outdoorsy, just not if I have to work at it. And my mother had a VERY tiny bladder ... even smaller than mine (although not nearly as small as Floofy-Q's)! OH and I posted again just for you dear :)
from pyroguysr :
I noticed that you were one of Tony's (T85225) friends. Perhaps you read his blogs about his battle with cancer. I'm sad to report that he succumbed and passed away this week at age 49. He was a good online friend of mine and will be sorely missed.
from fifidellabon :
Aha! Yes, I did, but I just re-read it of course. So. Didja? I mean, it was after all...not Mel Gibson! xoxo Fifi
from fifidellabon :
Miss Hiss, I RAWther thought you'd get the reference! As to the note, no worries, I do believe I can get the thing done in photoshop, but any advice is good. Have a lovely time on holiday! I'll be on hols starting tomorrow or when the river crests, whichever comes first. xoxo Fifi
from bornearly :
Today's brief entry is dedicated to you, oh mistress of my gastronomic passions.
from dandydandy :
Miss Hiss, You rock!
from bornearly :
Do they make Kangarabbit Donuts? With green sparklies on the ears and a tiara? I'd eat one of those, or possibly keep it in a little cage and feed it. Sprinkles. Darling, next time I write I'll tell, just for you, the story of how I revisited Germany at age 16 with my insane, egocentric brother, and we stayed at the house of Manfred (the boy I'd had a huge crush on when I was 11 and he was 12) and I puked violently all over their driveway. I hope that will be vile and explicit enough to appease you. I'll be sure to go into detail about humiliation and the language barrier too. xoxoxo p.s. I know it's not technically right to talk about donuts and barfing in the same paragraph. Sorry.
from orgami :
hmmm scrolled down through the history of notes not certian if i had left anything back then Date is March 31 2007 time is twelve oh seven a.m. so oh glad that you are still revelant and relevant and writing so many of my notes have faded off into obscurity i am not so popular just wandering in the ghost gardens of thought a vague moon shines down tonight on this city like silver pages i turn my notes and leave my Hellos ..O..
from fifidellabon :
BWAH-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa! priapic! oh, you are a silly heart! You never fail to brighten my day! xoxoxo Fifi
from fifidellabon :
I can't believe #86 got by without comment!
from fifidellabon :
The buns!! Can you believe I'd completely forgotten about the hot cross buns? Now the big question---shall I buy or make them? xoxo Fifi
from fifidellabon :
Da noive!!! Can you imagine anyone dumping the Fabulous Miss Hiss?!!! Oooh, and look I even answered here rather than in my comments section. Well, I am still expecting a reply to my IRL note to you! I want to know! xxoo Fifi
from wench77 :
Hi! Thanks for the comment! It is wonderful news isn't it!! Though today as I was walking home, in my cleanish jeans, and my red and white jacket, I came upon a fellow dogwalker in the rain with doggy in tow, unlike me. And as the wet filthy puppy enthusiastically greeted me, I remembered just how wet and filthy I myself will soon be! ahhh, six months of sort of cleanliness! LOL! But missing the snuggly cuddles and slurpy doggy kisses. soon soon....
from fifidellabon :
Ah! I went as well to the donut king. Yes, well, I can't tell you how happy I am to have family close by after so long without. Very fortu-tious, don't you think?! wink wink! xxoofifi
from deareddie :
Arrgh! I went to the Donut King website to see the donutsaurs and now I think I'm obsessed. I want one. With a passionate fury that means I'll be heading to Krispy Kreme later to assuage my donut-needs. Sigh. My thighs are already preparing themselves to double in size.
from fifidellabon :
Well, I didn't think so. The one she won't stop with is "It's no big deal." Really, you'd have to know BiBi to understand. Come to think of it, even I really don't understand. She...she really does wear the oddest things to death, our BiBi. She can talk the leg off your donkey as well. Oh, Miss Hiss, I am going AWOL today! Only Lovely Things. Wheeeeeee! xoxoxo Fifi
from deareddie :
You have absolutely splendid taste in movies and books. I'm so glad I discovered you! 3/22/07
from fifidellabon :
Oh yes, I did decide to go supergold. Comments and all. But I do love the d-land notes feature. That's like the level-up backstage pass in a way, isn't it?
from fifidellabon :
Hiss! I'VE LAUGHED MYSELF TO TEARS! But it is really to early to be thinking about the queef! Lots of love! ( but N.Q.I.!)Fifi
from dinahsoar :
Wow, Hiss! I'd forgotten what a loopy, kaleidascopic ride it is here in Diaryland! I've been gone so long, but your entry leaves my head spinning (in a good way)!
from fifidellabon :
AAAAAAHHHH! The license plate??!! I didn't win???? What did it say? You can tell me at home. hee! I called my email "home"! Oh, that thing with the kites? I do belive it is called Parasailing here.
from fifidellabon :
I am actually working on the poem, but all I have come up with are rude limericks so far. Still, you never know when genius will bloom...xxoofeefs
from iambucket :
Hello hon. Yes I have locked up. Some issues with a stalker from Minnesota who hasn't let up STILL and my residents finding the darn thing and using the info against me. I will be creating a brand new page with a new account name...I'll let you know. I miss it here! Thanks for the note hon. And yes, things age WONDERFUL!! Married life is treating me well. Oh, you can still get me at aholles@gmail.com keedokie?
from beetilda :
Way too much self-created drama. Call me a quitter, but I'm quitting! xxxooobee
from beetilda :
All clear. Thank you. Too much drama for me. I'm going back to ned.
from beetilda :
Well, whether you want it or not, the password is on it's way. I have got some information on the PITA, though, so I don't think it will be locked for too long. Thank you!!! As always, you rock the hizzouse!!!
from beetilda :
Hello, Hiss. I need a favor. I have had to lock my diary due to my HYSTERICS, heh, but it doesn't seem to be working. Can you let me know if you can get in? I'll give you the password later. Thank you, you rock! /Bee
from xat :
If I get to the rock throwing stage, you and Witty will be the first that I call. Boys, I wanna kiss 'em, and I want to kick 'em. *sigh* **!G.
from beetilda :
Hello, Hiss. I am weary and am freaking myself out. And I am too tired to even drink. Will you be updating soon? I need a decent read! Love, bee
from beetilda :
Awwwww... thanks for joining the deemacdee ring. It's for Drunky MacDrunkster, y'know. I have just totally not pimped it at all, for I feel as if the fun drunk posters will find their way. Eventually, and maybe while I am still alive. I'd best think about banners and such. Someday... xxxxbee
from beetilda :
All I've been able to work out is: I think there is a little helium and a funny new voice for a bit in it for us. xxx bee
from beetilda :
Oh the Twelfth of NEVAAAAAHHHHH!!!! BAH-hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Actually , we rarely think to even turn on the tele ourselves. It's usualy Mss B wanting to watch a vid. Although, Audrey might be a nice lure there...she's so cute! xxxxx, Doofus
from beetilda :
Great call on Thierry! I'm surprised I didn't think of that one first.
from beetilda :
There, there! So...
from beetilda :
Ah, Hiss, there are so many, many reasons I love you. Belinda rocks! Even though she has that weird superfast vib thing going on. I'm glad you popped by, I was starting to worry! Now off to ned. (Will I ever drop that?!)
from smedindy :
I LOVE "Up The Junction"! Squeeze is at their best when they tell about bad relationships and drunken behavior, or both combined.
from pennyjar :
I am endlessly amused by your dream. You come to my house and question the cultural offensiveness of offering to do my dishes? Ha. Have you SEEN my house? I need all the help I can get. You and Poola are welcome here any time. In fact, I am going to save my dishes for you. I shall not do dishes until you and Poola come and visit me on MY ranch. I have BOTH my Grandmothers' sets of china, plus my own crappy Walmart specials, so I figger I can hold out until about mid-March. I keep extra toothbrushes in the hall cupboard, so you can pack light.
from thedetails :
I'm hearing about terrible flooding and storms are moving through Australia. I hope that you are far away from those areas and that you all are ok. Post soon and let me know so I can stop worrying.
from smedindy :
Hey! I'm going to make sure I mail your CDs out this week. Real life interfers sometimes. Sigh...
from somaserious :
Oh, another Nick Drake fan!!! I absolutely adore his music and listen to it often when I'm massaging my clients (I'm a massage therapist). His voice is so soothing and lovely. My favorite song would be, well, all of them, but "Pink Moon" is up there. So sad that he's not around anymore to create more wonderful tunes. And, "Pracical Magic", one of my absolute favorite movies. Everytime I watch it I imagine I'm the once dancing around with the aunties, drinking bewitched tequila and singing the coconut song. Ah, joy...Soma
from dinosaurorgy :
Oh wow -- I feel so.. noticed. Yay! Someone missed me!
from xat :
Laws a mercy, darlin', how you do flatter a girl. >) **!G
from hedgehoggy :
Has this guy's picture been in the paper? We've yet to see one so we're all assuming he always drives around with a giant case of neverending Foster's, a giant dog, a gun rack, and a pair of panties given to him by Sheila. Like I said, that is fascinating to be taken head-first by a shark only to survive.
from t85225 :
A gracious and deep bow to M'Lady Hiss... the words are well recieved :) Except for the bit about the magic possibly running out once the audience is no longer there... silly woman, I am audience enough! :p (excuse me while I find my hat, my head being out of the sand for this long makes me chilly).
from niceguymike :
Thanks, dalr; I did have a wonderful time. And my dessert was definitely second-best. NI had a tiny little upside-down chocolate souffle that oozed Belgian chocolate. I actually moaned when I was allowed a small bite. My tart? Leftovers (which I'm eating right now).
from yelayna :
Hello there! Just wanted to say Happy New Year (how did I leave it so late?) and also to share that I have met Ben Dover. In fact, I was at a party with him, and he bought me a glass of mediocre white wine as I desperately tried to recall why he looked so familiar whilst he chatted me up at the bar. It was only later that one of my male friends enlightened me as to his true identity, as he'd confusingly introduced himself as Steve. My whole life might be different now if I hadn't been limping so badly when I asked him for a job; having broken a bone in my foot it later transpires in an unidentified but suspected something to do with outrageously high, strappy and sparkly heels and 4 bottles of wine drinking incident. Was that sentence too long?
from smedindy :
As I said in my comment, just send me an email with your addy and the discs will be sent soon!
from beetilda :
Plate guesses: BITEME, YOUWSH, EAT_ME, WANTIT, GRTTTS, LOOKIE, NOOKIE, RNJ4EV, L84AD8,SPANKS, NAUTEE, NOTBAD, uhhhh...all hell is breaking loose here now so I'll have to stop. xoxoxobee
from niceguymike :
As much as I appreciate the good wishes, dalr, I've a feeling you'd be rooting regardless. I'm just a convenient excuse. *sniff* I feel so USED!
from beetilda :
Well, now I have recovered from my grief filled memories, so I shall let you know that I am returned to normal or as close to it as I get by giving you TMI. I do believe I may have assumed the Courtney Love position last night. That is all. xoxoxo bee
from beetilda :
I'm so there! We can take turns fronting, and then there is also my favourite move, switching instruments onstage! xxx bee
from xat :
I'm with you on the shooting but not killing things conundrum. I've no desire to hunt, but really enjoy target shooting. So that's what I do, when I get the chance. >)
from greenwitch :
A widow in the making perhaps but certainly not just wearing black. Red, yes. But, at the moment my favourite is green. As you may have surmised from my new text color. Smooch.....
from smedindy :
Hissy! You want one, just say the word and you'll get one. Just pen a few notes as to why. See ya!
from ladybug-red :
hello hissy love - I'm back and will get caught up on all of your down under badness over the next few weeks. You can leave me a note and give me the cliff's notes version of your last year and save me the howling laughter and wetting myself :-)
from forty-plus :
Happy New Year!
from beetilda :
You know I dreamed of you yet again. I was visiting you and we had only 24 hours. You were gorgeous, of course and also 7 months pregnant. Then another d-lander joined us (not a real one, a dream one) and she had the exact same due date as you did. Then it was time to get me on a plane but there were no direct flights to where I live now, so I chose a flight back to Finland but I ended up on a brick ship being tended to by a giant puppet. And eveyone had to wear giant tissue paper nappies. I was so glad to wake up! But then I was sad because we haven't actually met. Maybe now though you are glad that we haven't actually met!
from xat :
Well dang, woman. I certainly *hope* that the Much Bottom is Undamaged (except maybe a pinkish tinge from being rubbed/fondled/pinched/etc.). As far as the stockwhip is concerned, *grin*, turn and turnabout is fair play, eh? Happy, happy...*!G
from smedindy :
Hissy! You can non-grovel all you want! For you, just say who much you DESERVE one! Heh...
from niceguymike :
Thanks muchly, dalr. I have not yet decided on my new costume, although I am open to suggestions that do not involve wearing my underwear outside my pants. I did, however, get some new business cards with my designation on them; everyone else was envious, but hiding it extremely well. As for wedding pictures, I concentrated on things the photographer wasn't getting, so I don't really have much. I'll eventually post some things, though.
from beetilda :
Happy Christmas! As for those pesky chin hairs? Zap 'em! It's worth the pain.
from radiogurl :
Happy birthday, my dear! I hope you're romping about and enjoying a thoroughly decadent birthday and that your husband had the good sense and foresight to provide you with lots of lovely trinkets and cakeys and more to make you deliriously happy. ;)
from skibigsky :
Happy Birthday!!! Eat, drink, and bend the husband to your will!
from mpeacock :
Happy Birthday!!!!
from radiogurl :
To answer you - yes, the photo is outside the bedroom window. The church across the street is the oldest original-construction Protestant church in the state, built c. 1850-1860, if I remember right. There are lots of older Catholic missions, of course, dating back to to the late 1700's, while the territory still belonged to Spain :)
from hedgehoggy :
Hey, is my diary even showing up? If not, just what does a boy have to do to get back on Diaryland? This has never happened to me before.
from hedgehoggy :
Those fuck machines are for husbands or boyfriends when the girls are crying out for more but he's too exhausted. There is something to be said about a woman that enjoys being fucked by what looks to be an egg beater, eh?
from hedgehoggy :
You call it that? Never heard that term for a penis but love how women have so many different names for it. "Willy" is still a fave since those naughty Europeans came up with "twat" as another kind word to use while drinking with Mum.
from niceguymike :
Read again, dalr ... you DID win!
from beetilda :
I unlocked it. I felt a prat with it locked.
from beetilda :
Hiss, I had to lock my diary. Do you still have my e-mail? I'll send you the password. Guess who found it? geh.
from niceguymike :
*sniff* No semicolons?
from beetilda :
But of course, if I had only known, I'd have given the Chanel to you! I was just trying to get rid of the damned thing. It's an awkward size for me. I also gave her one in the form of a shocking pink teapot. For reals. There is no relationship worse than a bad one with your bag. Well, possibly with one's undergarments, should one still bother with them. Well, Miss Hiss, maybe not the Chanel, but is there anything I can send to you? And I'll wager the only reason yu don't get booty calls is that they're intimidated by the fabulusness of your own "he himself". Or you really still do but are too modest and demure to admit it! Lots of love!!! /bee
from t85225 :
Grinz at the most beautiful Miss Hiss, standing there oh so pretty, framed in the doorway of Chez Hiss. Thanks for the comment, and I couldn't agree more concerning the teaching of standing up for one's self (i.e. saying No)... the growth of one you have charge over is the 1st responsibility of any Dominant. Alas, the 'no' I referred to was NOT in that context... and to be honest, it was just a whine on my part. Nothing quite like a Dom whining, now is there? (akin to dragging figernails across a chalk board) Thank god it doesn't happen very often, least the Dominant's Union visit to reclaim my membership card!
from sparkspark :
I will ask the Keelhauler if he knows the words to "Three Little Maids" and if he does, stage a nautical production post-haste, with costumes and light refreshments, to which you will be invited. XOXO Violet
from xat :
Of *course* you'll be invited to my wedding--should I ever have another wedding. (Could it be? I keep on typing "weeding" instead of "wedding". Freudian, much?) Where we will have monstrous amounts of cakeys and deliciousness, and you will be allowed...nay, encouraged...to get up on tables and disrobe, dance, and flirt as much as you like. S'truth! **Mwah! *!g.
from hedgehoggy :
Fire away. I'm curious as to the perks of a Super Gold Membership and whether I can catch a certain someone reading my diary. What I'd really, really like is actual 4x6 pictures of life in Australia. You know, wallabies, kangaroos, and nude trees. Woke up with a hard-on, must be thinking about sex........
from hedgehoggy :
Funny. Sara loves my balls so much that she tends to hold them in the palm of her hand time and time again. It is kind of weird having such large ones since it's well known the men tend to be overly aggressive but I'm so laid back and friendly. Too bad I don't enjoy 'tea-bagging.' They just won't fit in a lady's mouth.
from clipchick :
Muah, Darling! Thanks for the note-it's always wonderful to hear from you! Glad to hear you're back home and everything's better. However, there's something we need to get straight. Dwight Yokum's MINE (of course, I'll share-but with no one else but you!) and Prince Andrew is YOURS. I'll be updating very soon-Hubby's working graveyard and giving me the opportunity to get some typing done, I promise! Loves, Txxxx
from ehays :
*scribbles furiously* Okay, got it on my list of things to do! :D Can't wait until the next time I run into him ... hope to see his new puppy as well. Her name is Lolita! Take care, and I'll talk to you soon. Luff~Erin
from elgan :
Thank you so much for your comment, even though you forgot what you were going to say. I've tried to find a picture of the hat my husband bought online, but have been singularly unsuccessful. It is a Cobb & Co Hat & Clothing Co. bush hat, brown, 100% genuine leather, and on the braided band around the crown is a pewterish caricature of a kangaroo in an outback hat. It really does make him look rather dashing.
from beetilda :
Hiss, would it be all right with you if I posted your last note tomorrow? If I remember? Because I TOTALLY love that idea!!!!! xoxo bee
from beetilda :
And you know how to do it, bay-bee! xoxo bee
from coldandgray :
I've adored you for so long, I am quite amazed to see you added me. Thanks, dear Hiss. It is hard to tear my eyes from that pic of your two dogs; love them.
from beetilda :
Hi Hiss! Welcome back! Hmm...we used to call him "Dwight 'half-a-bum' Yoakum"...My parents had a vinyl disc of Guitars and cadillacs and we just adored it.
from rebeckajane :
As I do you girlie :) I hope things have improved with your dadinlaw. xo Becka
from niceguymike :
Thank you so very much, dalr -- I'm very excited! And, of course, I can't forget how very much you benefitted me in getting thingss started.
from elgan :
It's been a while since we've heard from you, and I know you're busy with personal stuff, but I wanted to let you know that I am thinking about you and looking forward to your return to these pages. All the best, El.
from dinahsoar :
Glad your father-in-law is on the mend! Very funny Dallas schtick!
from pyroguysr :
Well, if nothing else, I missed you! Some days, I'm glad I don't have money like that... but I love the stories! LOL... On a sad note, my son turned 25 yesterday. On a high note... I have a 20 yr old girlfriend. Australian... but in America. Calls me her D.O.M.... Dirty Old Man. *grins*
from llannalee :
Sorry that all this rubbish is happening in your family. Glad to hear that you're doing well (even if you're not able to spend lots of time with J). Sending wishes for your father-in-law's speedy and wonderful recovery!
from beetilda :
Right then, I do wish you the best of luck. I'm glad I'm not dream-clairvoyant! Give PA a kick for us!
from dinahsoar :
Hi Hissie! I've been away a long time, too. Just got back today, in fact. My prayers are with you and your family. I am looking forward to your return! Love, Cassandra
from sinslaidbare :
Hey there Miss Hiss! I used to be an avid reader when I was writing my old (crappy and now discarded) diary, and I have no idea why I didn't add you to this one until now. Here's hoping that your family issues resolve themselves for the best. ~Zoe
from futureceo :
My thoughts are with you & your family, Hiss!! I'm sending positive energy your way!
from livingwreck :
Not sure it's that arousing, sorry to say. After all, I'm a few inches shorter than a caulking gun. (Not that I'd want to be that big. Or that blue.)
from mehiel :
It's true--maybe I am just waiting for the right outfit. :) Also, I fixed the comments function!
from niceguymike :
Well, good, dalr. I just saw a bit that said Your Steve got jabbed in the heart by a stingray barb. Crikey! And near one of your favorite holiday spots in Cairns, too!
from ms-do :
OMG Steve Irwin dead!!
from mpeacock :
Oh Gawd, I am the biggest snoop too! You can use mpeacock password sammo. Keep up the hilarious writing!
from crotchety :
*Eyez wide* We're not wurthy! Thank ye kindly, Missy - or should I say, Mistress? ;)
from dandydandy :
Well, I guess it is more believable that your cattle are partying it up every night than bulls having udders. Good for them, heh, it can't be easy being a cow. Now the bulls, me thinks they've got it made.
from elgan :
You know, I too still have my dog-eared copies of the Planet books. I remember those early days, I was so inspired with such righteous vegetarian zeal. Every so often I still make something from them. Lentils Monastery-style is still one of my favourites, and the pat-in pie crust is a standby.
from radiogurl :
You're probably right when it comes to the paraeducator definition here. And to be perfectly honest, while I adore my grandchildren and love my children, I don't think any amount of money would be enough for me to spend several hours a day locked in a room full of other people's children, lol.
from pattymelt :
thanks for the tip! i go online after i read your note and ordered some. you know, just in case. so i can be irresistable!
from bornearly :
No, no, not a courtesan. Much too much responsibility. I'm thinking more along the lines of doing whatever I want, whenever I want to, and having that be perfectly brilliant and amusing to my employer. Absolutely no pressure, just pure joy and indulgence and maybe some reading aloud in various outfits.
from tuckandsophi :
Are you serious? You would consider one of us for a leading role????? (Sophia is leaping straight up in the air and Tucker is practicing his Cujo smile). Shall we buy open-ended tickets? Do we have to bring Poolie along? Please say no.
from breatheasigh :
Thank you for the early saturday morning laugh (before I have to go to work or I'd still be in bed), you are delicious girlie. Thanks also for the encouraging comments which you always seem to leave at a time I have a teeny little waivering doubt that flutters by every now and then. Love the picture :)
from sparkspark :
I am taking your advice to heart, preparing for Les Chaussures Dangereuses, so I thank you for the words of wisdom. I am also contemplating embroidering the "she who touches honey..." motto on all my underthings. Wise, indeed. In other news, I have yet to see series 3 of the lovely Little Britain, but I wait with baited, lady-like breath. Because I am a lady, you see, and I like to do lady things. XOXOXO Violet
from badbadzoot :
oh you are evilllll!!! ACK! Cockroaches!! get 'em out! get 'em out!!!!! **runs around shrieking like a silly girl** Oh now I'm going to be sooo paranoid.... ;-) much love xoxoxo
from arc-angel666 :
You threw me out like so much trash? Is it because I wore my pouchy thingee over to your house? Okay maybe it didn't cover my Man Bits to terribly well but most of it was covered. Okay I promise I won't wear it again. celtic190@aol.com Love Michael
from arc-angel666 :
Dear Hissy: I want to thank you for the lovely and sweet notes you sent to me during the dark period in my life, I deeply appreciated them. Recently I was able to catch up on my reading of diaries...My God how I have missed You! Honestly, Your last two entries had me rolling on the ground laughing uncontrolablly....I haven't laughed in a very long time thank you for that also :-) If you'd like email me and I'll give you my new password to my diary. Love Michael
from tuckandsophi :
We want to send Jazz and Peachie a present. Do they like cilantro?
from futureceo :
Hello Hiss. I apologize for my long absence; however I am reawakening again (slowly). I'll always be completely enthralled with your entries and I look forward to keeping up with them!
from breatheasigh :
Thanks for the note and yes there is nothing like some new pretty underwear to brighten the unbrightened side of life. Hope you're having a great time up the sunshine coast, I'll be up there at the end of September for a weekend escape with a friend and it is going to be an escape, if you know what I mean, shame you couldn't join us ;o)
from mindsuck :
Aww, you warm the cockles of my heart! I tend to get a little morose when he first goes so anything I have to say during that time will most likely be recorded and used against me at a later date. (Think PMS only much much worse) But, if asked I will deny it. After all, can't have him thinking that I might actually love him or anything as ridiculous as that. Gotta rush the midgets to school, will catch up with your words soon. And thanks, it felt good to be missed.
from geoffchaucer :
I hereby tag you! It's sort of silly, but can be fun to think, about. The rules are here: http://geoffchaucer.diaryland.com/tagged.html
from mindsuck :
Well, if I'm standing then he pretty much jumps up into my arms and then bites my shoulder, but I'm usually either sitting down or bending over(at the dishwasher or in the laundry) when he strikes. I'm not exactly tall, but I am taller then my kids. (For now)Okay so I'm 5'2". My neighbour is like 4'10". I feel like a giant next to her. (And she's still taller than all my kids)My kids are like midgets. They never grow.
from breatheasigh :
words like yours mean so much..thank you :) (ps..if ever your down the coast..let's have a drink? or a few..
from beetilda :
Damn, girl, that was fast! But I think you are way cuter, actually!
from xat :
Thank you darlin'. :] !g
from radiogurl :
*HUGE hugs* Thank you so much! Yes, that will help immensely!
from zencelt :
Thank you Hissy. That actually helped a lot. Its so nice to know I have a kindred spirit out there who's survived these crazy feelings.
from xat :
I must say that my jaw dropped into my downstairs neighbour's apartment when I read THAT subtitle. Great day in the morning--a guy...okay *anyone* giving up voting Republican for six months? I am boggled. **!G.
from zencelt :
Heh, heh, heh! I guess that would tend to contradict the purpose of the phrase, wouldn't it? Hmmm. For Sully, I usually shorten it to, "Jeeeesis Sully!!!!!) Which I suppose is blashemy after all... You just can't win with men!
from mindsuck :
Sometimes I curse Austar/Foxtel. At the moment I have a husband who calls me at midnight to find out the League scores. Yep, the cousins Mother has had a few nips and tucks in her times. As for Khancoban, you're in the right area, wrong side of the mountain though and a little to the north. (Just a smidge) You know if this Khancoban? Are you born and bred in the tropics? Please to be excusing the bad typing in prior comment. I have typing dislexia. (The only time I have dyslexia is when I type)
from mindsuck :
I'm not sure why he pissed in the kettle. I was about 6 at the time. he was about two. I think it's that whole toilet training thign for little boys when the whole world becomes their toilet. (I havea three year old who is forever whippign it out to piss on anything, he almost pissed in a drain in the floor in teh middle of coles only the husband swooped him up before he could.) I think the whole notion that Lee kernigan has a cock at all makes me feel terrified for the world at large. Nope didn't grow up anywhere in Queensland. I'm a cockroach. From a very cold region. As for the famous cousin....it's not Heath Ledger. But the cousin is a little evil. It's actually his Mum who is the cousin of my grandfather. And I can tell you right now she sure as shit aint no lady! That's all the clues you're gonna get. (I only got up a couple of hours ago...and only then cause the girl woke me up at 6am to tell me her tooth had fallen out...I went back to sleep for what felt like only ten minutes but was apparently almost four hours!) Have a nice day. Hmmm Rugby. League or Union?
from radiogurl :
*Hugs* Thank you for the offer... I would politely demur, but in reality it could make several months' difference if I do so. Any help is much appreciated. And you are most assuredly invited!!! :D
from radiogurl :
Thanks for the link to the article on bras. I agree that bra shopping is right up there with a visit to the dentist in terms of enjoyment. I know I have never found a bra that fits comfortably in the 35 or so years I've been wearing bras.
from cdnfoxychick :
Thanks for stopping by. And thanks for the advice. It's appreciated.
from pattymelt :
you're tagged! read me!
from mindsuck :
We must be sharing a husband! (Of course the idea of his little girl uttering those words....) Talk about jaw dropping moment though. Of course she has no idea what she said. Just that her mother is insane and is perhaps in need of some little green pills.
from pattymelt :
thanks for the note. I am glad you like what i write. part of me doesn't care if anyone every reads what i write but then part of me wants to be heard - even if it's only about my opinion about "top chef"! dland has helped me through some ruff spots. i don't know if i can ever really stop writing! thanks again!
from bholles :
Thanks for the encouragement. Unfortunately what I do is work for a psychiatrist so even though I would have great stories I can't tell them.
from lady-frenzy :
Sorry, going through some template changes... I'll make my way back to the land of the living diaries soon.
from beetilda :
So didja? Didja??!!! Didja get a 10x?! I seriously need valium before and after!
from sunshine0221 :
Thanks for the check in Miss Hiss. I am indeed actually alive. Have new job that is kicking my ass, plus I am DIETING, and we know that does not make for interesting insightful entries. How many ways are there to say, I'M HUNGRY?? And thanks for check in, will try to pop some kind of entry up this weekend. :)Lauren
from cf188 :
Hi Hiss. N, I haven't pulled up and gone elsewhere, I've just had a pretty busy time of it, with no time to post -- and no computer since my iBook gave up the ghost. I posted again to-day, and will try to keep up a bit better than I have been ;-) cf-the-hundred-and-eighty-first
from elgan :
Thanks so much for your note. The rest of Canada banned smoking in all public places a while back, but the province of Quebec, forever contrary to whatever the rest of the country is doing, was slow to complete the transition. While restaurants were required to have a non-smoking area, there was no rule that it had to be smoke free, in that smoke from the other area could not accidentally waft over to where the rest of us were trying to avoid it. The no smoking, period, ruling was supposed to take effect January 1, but the government thought it would be cruel and unusual punishment to make smokers go outside in our frigid northern temperatures to pursue their habit, thus the date was put off till June 1. Believe me, it will be a welcome change.
from janegamma :
and thus I reiterate, deliciously put!
from janegamma :
Hello, hissandtell, I was kindly referred to your diary by willowfox; may I be so bold as to add you to my buddy list? Your page is quite delicious!
from llannalee :
Lady Hiss, Thanks so much for your comment! I hope you also have a happy Mother's Day, spoiling your puppies and living in sordid bliss! ^_^
from dandydandy :
Ha--you make me laugh! A survey such as yours would brighten my day considerably.
from breatheasigh :
*mumbles and curses about her pc not liking anyones comments pages then calms herself enough to type*..ahem..ok so i'm sorry to read of sallyanne's passing and that your man expects so much..ironing and cooking dinner at least 4 nights a week? *shakes her head*..tee hee..mum's you have to love them..it's a wonder my mum is not completley crazy with 11 of us or didn't escape to another country a long time ago..now about this undie thing..i'm with Ms Do on that one..oh and next time you have all those sweaty men there..can i drive up and visit?..of course you would have to keep them pre-occupied till i got there..it's a long drive..
from badbadzoot :
heh heh, I forgot to tell everyone that my only prerequisite for being my friend is that your name needs to be Cindy!! ha! I don't care much for fairies, they are freaking EVERYWHERE and give me the heebie jeebies.... much love xxxxooo
from valkyrie1223 :
I'm honored! For some reason that lined popped into my head when I was reading. Quite fitting I think...
from breatheasigh :
unfortunately i didn't see the port arthur memorial however i did hear about it on the radio and read about it on saturday.."The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the broken places." (thanks for sharing that with me) and yes i too wondered if what was being said about the miners last night was true or if it was another case of chinese whispers..but i got on line and read a statement from the chief (somethingaruther..can't remember but something to do with the mining industry) and he said although cautiously optomistic for the safety of these 2 men that it was true there had been contact made with them and they were indeed alive..so fingers crossed that they are pulled out of there still alive and with big smiles on their faces :) ..ps..my toe is fine..it's just one of those old injuries you somehow manage to keep hurting..but thank you xo
from xat :
Hard to believe that the regular burritos are about 30cm long. Actually, I can't believe that I once ate a whole one. All by myself. Quickly. *grin* And yes, blue crabs are lovely. I remember crabbing in the Chesapeake Bay as a kid and secretly dumping my catch. I couldn't bear to keep anything so pretty. What a dork, huh? **!G
from reinje :
love the pulpy lung - v. post-bleach syndrome, if you know what i mean. i'll be back!
from xat :
Funny thing is that I've worn captive bead rings for years in my other piercings without incident. Then again, they've never been, uhm, whapped directly. Ahem. I think I've solved the problem with the circular barbell. We shall see.
from niceguymike :
Well Rachel Shithead should be very illegal, then, shouldn't she? And I rather think our cans may be made of stronger stuff here in the U.S.-of-A., as I've never once had one flop around in my hand like any variety of freshly-caught fish. Welcome to global economics, mate!
from hedgehoggy :
A "bite" and "me" will allow you in the gates as I shake of a stalker to my diary. Bloody hell that I get this shit that has me on edge!
from hedgehoggy :
A-ha! "Poofter" is Australian slang for homosexual male. I knew it was an Aussie thing since Mick described Sydney as capital to poofters. Makes me feel better since I was almost sure my British slang abilities suddenly just............well,.........sucked. Hooray for Hedgie! I'm assuming you have Wolf Creek in your DVD collection.
from bornearly :
Well, for heaven's sake. One has occasionally to clean it, hasn't one?! Give it a dip in one of those industrial sized, expensive jewelry cleaner thingies? Along with one's platinum earrings and diamond bellybutton studs? And anyway, my hairdresser absolutely refused to cut a single strand until I'd taken it off. Then of course he had to try it on and show it to everyone. And I remove it when working out because I don't like to get it sweaty. It just means I'm engaging both sides of my brain; I'm flamboyant and practical at the same time.
from pansycline :
I do believe I will quote you on that.
from hedgehoggy :
I'm thinking that you have a expense account for batteries and the occasional massive schlong dildo. All's good as we learn that a girl can never get enough of things that go bump in the night. Just don't go using the peanut butter in naughty places as dogs tend to get a little too curious.
from niceguymike :
Aren't they just horribly annoying? One of the reasons I put off trying this was those sorts of people -- all of whom are strange women who adore decorating in shabby chic, crochet their own doilies and spent thousands of dollars a year in preparing rather embarrassing and busy scrapbooks. There is certainly a place for those people, but I can't think of the name of the asylum right now.
from ms-do :
Catherine Bailey well she looks gorgeous from the pics i've seen. You would recognise her from Vogue, i did i felt like i grew up with her if that makes sense.....smile
from gothique :
I LOVE your pictures of your house and garden - looks like a fun and unique place in which to live. :o)
from applerobot :
Hi, thanks for the comment! I think the only reason I didn't like Wolf Creek was because I heard sooooo much ghype beforehand. I think I was expecting too much. John Jarratt though - oh yes, he was good. I must say though that his performance was a bit sexy. Maybe it's just hearing someone off a gardening show talk naughty.
from chaosdaily :
your wish, princess, is my command....
from malthus :
Hiss...love...thank you for dropping in and leaving a few words. You really do know how to make a boy feel good...even at a distance.
from zencelt :
Thank you Hissy-dear! Rest assured that all my bits will be happy by the end of the day ; )
from wistful-blue :
Looking at YOUR list of supplies makes me feel like a failure as an artist. :( Still feeling secure in my abilities as a hyena though. :-D
from drgeek :
Since you seem to be a big Dwight Yoakam fan, do you have any of Pete Anderson's solo albums? His first CD, Working Class, is one of my all time favorites. His second, Dogs In Heaven, is a tad too much "big Nashville production" for my taste. I haven't heard his third, Daredevil.
from xat :
Gal Etymologist with Whip, eh? I could wrap myself around that; kind of an Indiana Jones of linguistic studies. *grin* Dog Latin is barbarous/legal/schoolboy Latin. Though I prefer your take on it. Arpecaywoof mdieaywoof! **!g
from serenaville :
Just wanted to thank you for your support of Erianne, and her sister. Glad to know you weathered Cyclone Larry... but then, it would take one hell of a lot more to keep an indomitable Goddess down! Many *HUGS* xx -Serena
from xat :
Gal Etymologist report written and filed. Thank you for enabling my Need to Geek. *smooches!* Now I'm going to have a beer. **!G
from niceguymike :
There's a simple answer to that: blind as I am, I've never had any trouble seeing how big my dick is. Heh.
from mehiel :
No, so far, I haven't read anything by them--unless it was in an anthology with lots of other authors. Now I must go check Amazon!
from mehiel :
I did indeed post more, although along a different theme. This time it's "description." Do have a look, if you've got the time!
from ms-do :
Thankyou i'm back on the list!! How did you fair up there with Larry??
from mehiel :
Thank you so much for your message! It meant a lot, coming from you. I will try to post more story-bits soon, really I will. I'll try to up the nakedness factor, too. :p
from pantoum :
Thanks for your message, Hiss. I'm probably abandoning diaryland -- pottergrrrl and Tree and too many other people I'm close to read it so I can't be honest here anymore without getting flak. Hope you'll read me at http://demiurgicgrrrl.livejournal.com/. -Pantoum
from pantoum :
Oh Hiss I do enjoy your entries! We share a love of breasts. Also thought you'd enjoy knowing that my ample bosoms won a wet T-shirt contest back in my wild days. Viva la boobies! -Pantoum
from forty-plus :
I hope you and your loved ones are alright with this awful Larry coming through. xx, Y.
from im2evil4u :
Hiss Dear, is all well with you and the family in OZ? Please let us know.
from beetilda :
Hey! I just bought my first Aussie! I added extra money so they'd send Pollywaffles and Cherry Ripes as well. Scandalous? Well, one can only hope! You ducked the cyclone, right? XXX bee
from catspajamas :
i cant remember what part of australia yyou live in and the headlines are making me worry, are you alright lovey?
from nimfalas :
Thank you! :)
from scotvalkyrie :
Hello, my dear! I have been a knitting fool and I have a lovely pair of knitted slippers in black and hot pink wool/acrylic that I'd love to share with you, since your winter is coming up, yes? Please send me an email!
from niceguymike :
Am I the only one who didn't know Ralph Fiennes is *supposed* to be creepy? Am I the only one who doesn't believe I'm number one on your to do list? Are those two questions related?
from sparkspark :
Oh, no! What if I end up with Marie Osmond's phrasing? Or worse: her short upper lip and exposed gums?! I'm so short-sighted in my wishing. Thank you for the warning. The package I'm to send to you? It's on my desk, which is one step closer to the post office than it was yesterday. Why am I just a slacker? I cannot say. :( XOXOXO MarieImeanVIOLET
from xat :
*grin* Thank you darlin'. You boulder.**!G.
from elgac :
I have just had yet another close call with death involving a car, but the twist is my friend was driving. I have a lot of emotions I'm trying to sort out. I will open it up soon or let you in. Thanks for noticing my absence, I'm really shaken up.
from ofenchant :
Thank you, I love your being - it flows through your words and you are so very beautiful, it's a delight to read! And I feel compelled to start buying sexy lingerie ...
from ms-do :
updated....trying to get reinstated
from ms-do :
Hiss your right don't add me till i've committed to actually writing again....i will...just fitting it into my schedule is hard but i WILL make time
from serenaville :
You are The Queen! Those links were right up my alley, thank you!! The irony? I have a learn-to-knit kit stashed under my bed. (That ought tell you how well it's going.) Those robots and zombies make me want to learn, but desire doesn't necessarily parlay into skilled result though, does it? I will simply have to wheedle the goods out of those knitting goddesses somehow, despite their posted policies. Whimper.
from xat :
Thank you for the links. I may have to (once I get my knitting blahs over with) make me a knitted zombie. They'd be a big hit with all my immature, sick, and oh-so-wonderful friends. I am astonished by the knitted gastro-intestinal tract--goodness. You rule, dahlink! **smoochies** !G.
from beetilda :
No, I love the plodding. I welcome it. 'Twas me faither with the stroke, but he'll be all right for the time being.
from joiedv :
ah, sort of a mispronunciation of "rut" , as in a rutting dog...:)
from joiedv :
oh. let me guess...could it possibly be something, gasp, sexual? I swear you aussies have sexual connotation hiding behind every bush. Now you have to tell me, because I do not know what root for means (aside from cheering and screaming), but I am pretty sure I didn't do it at a football game in high school.
from joiedv :
like his MUM?!!! Poor woman, swarthy italiano is not a good look on a woman! Did you ever see him in Get Carter? It was out a few years ago? It completely changed the way I look at him. forever. And really, I have no idea what the movie was about or if it was any good. I just couldn't take my eyes off of him or catch my breath for that matter :)
from joiedv :
Allright, I have taken the bloody picture, enlarged it and hosted it myself somewhere else. I will not let this defeat me!
from joiedv :
Poor hiss! I don't want you missing dessert! I added a link at the bottom of my page so you can partake!
from avalonte :
It was perfect! As is my beautiful boy!! I'm glad the photos looked good to you. Imagine what it's really like, it's soooo much nicer in real life!! xx
from beetilda :
What?! You haven't got charms??!! Yes, of course I know you have plenty of THOSE charms! But bag charms? I've bags of them! Hee!
from im2qt2kr :
I just made a short entryyyyy!!! big hug!
from beetilda :
Rxxx, I am handbag shopping on ebay! How I envy you your Balenciaga motorcycle bags! I just don't carry them well...damndamndamn
from hedgehoggy :
I'm perplexed. Did I see a reference to running with the bulls but instead it would be consisting of naked guys to which we'd have to call it "running with the balls?" This strikes me as gigglish and amusing since we boys are so true to ourselves in not having the slightest embarassment at seeing tits fly all around. You know how a party can be boring til tits make an appearance? Balls are more along the type labeled as conversation pieces.
from nicim :
Dear Hissagain: I have discussed the pugilistic rules for our upcoming battle with dear Findlay (who, by the way, insists on being the referee) and we offer the following: lipstick red, or devilish black spikey heels, tiny bits of exquisite lingerie covering just the dangly bits in exotic animal prints (extra points for originality), shiny tiaras, twinkling diamante earrings, and lacey thigh high stockings held up by twirly ribbons. weapons of choice, but strappy, whippy, crackly, or buzzy hand-held items strongly urged. match to be held in a mutually agreed upon silk-lined boudoir with ceiling mirrors, champagne on tap, and bubbly bath waters ready and waiting. Initial here - and pick a date to rumble!! Love and kisses, Anna
from beetilda :
I've never actually seen Rachel Ray. I like that woman who does those things on telly, you know, especially around the holidays. I have her salad scoopers. Just walked right in and took them, I did! Did you read Tom's latest? He went fishing and caught...?
from beetilda :
Oh, that's RHONDA-Faye. Yeah, so, PtC was actually encatenated in the basement. Your version was much more funny!
from beetilda :
Yew or a laugh royit, Rhond-Faye!!! Cock and pussy soup indeed! Hmmm...a good advert slogan would be "What the world needs more of..."
from wench77 :
Thanks for doing my johari thingie! :D And dang.... powerful?
from for-ever-you :
Hi! just leave your email address and I'll email it to you. I don't want to risk her following my notes and seeing the details here.. thanks..
from alethia :
I always seem to run across your diary, first from theater-geek's diary, though now she's off to Livejournal. Anyway, I'm never sad to stumble in so I added ya as a favorite. Hooray for life!
from arc-angel666 :
Abso-fookin-lutely! I shall draw with pen and ink your lovely face with the flowers in your hair, and below your image I shall in very stylized lettering pen The Hissy, transfer it to pigment paper and have it resined into my board...from this point on it shall be known as The Hissy....see I knew I'd find a way to lay on top of you...continuously and stroking Hard :-)
from arc-angel666 :
I just got your card! ah-er-gulp thanks lol :-)
from arc-angel666 :
Good Evening Sweetheart: Thanks for the birthday wishes, they are appreciated. I have to share this with you, it seems my son Sean had a rather spicy dream concerning you. As you know you are his favorite read here at Dland. The other Day he told me of his dream, don't worry he tells Mary everything, and she did smack him atop the head but she understands, no man can stand up to your charms lol. I told him not to worry that you have this effect on all your male and most female readers. I told him if I had a dollar for every dream I've had about you I could buy another and Bigger House on the Beach :-) I told him if I wasn't in Love and You weren't married I'd be Australia right now :-) Thanks again for the Birthday wishes and on behave of all men who read you thanks for the dreams Love Ya Sweetie
from beetilda :
Oh, GAWD was I ever drunk! Why I was so drunk, I'm amazed that I could type. Not TOO many errors there...Actually its so bad its rawther funny. I'll leave it stand. Miss B is her and wants to type you something. mnbvccccxz! ( I added the point at the end)
from beetilda :
Oh, I have the strangest headache this morning...and an odd reluctance to see what I wrote last. OOOH! I got the cutest little black bird yesterday! And no, I still haven't gotten pictures. Eh. Must go hydrate. It's been the longest time since I've had a hangover!
from bornearly :
Why, the olive tree would have to be Oedipus, of course; as for the oleander, there's always O'Leary. Plenty of names to go around.
from saru-san :
E-mail me an address, and the finger puppets shall be yours!
from smedindy :
How in the *&^% can anyone fall for that Nigerian scam. People are truly greedy AND stupid.
from hedgehoggy :
Well, sometimes, I just gotta throw the damn thing over my shoulder and be off. Schlongs have a tendency to wander off into caves until hard enough to cause my awwwwwing from the lovely female folk. Stroking my ego, eh?
from zencelt :
Ah, the voice of reason and chance. I knew you'd pull through for me, my able mentor and mistress. You are so very right. And he IS so very deliciously hot and tasty. And isn't that the root of all goodness, after all?
from niceguymike :
As I noted, dalring, I simply couldn't have chosen a D-land celebrity (such as yourself, for example). It just would have been too stressful to choose. Plus, it would have made everyone jealous, and we'd have to endure weeks of snarky entries. You know that, in my heart of hearts, you're at the top of my list, even if I am supplanted by J and Colin Firth.
from smedindy :
I've got a quiz that may be right up your alley!
from hedgehoggy :
Oh, you saucy Aussie! You totally got it! Yes, I was playing around with ol' Quint's little sentence to cover up his nervousness over the fact that he knew they were being hunted by the shark. Robert Shaw was a great man even if he was pretty much a drunk. Are you telling me that your visits to the local porn stores is to share your videos? Your spanking will go over well but do you really need to bring in the midgets and the occasional kangaroo schlong? Of course anything goes when watching HBO's Deadwood.
from niceguymike :
That was a nod to those who don't have one continuous 36-hour date or something. Forget I mentioned it.
from niceguymike :
Although you'd no doubt disagree, I think vegetable likes and dislikes are more a third-date sort of thing. Brussels sprouts are therefore not even mentioned. I really only mentioned them in the meme because I know how you adore them. Maaaate.
from niceguymike :
See, if J would just confine himself to eating celery or something, you could convince yourself that he was doing it for you. I hope you've taken this warning to heart, though, Ms. Hiss. You can't be too lenient where naked midnight ramblings are concerned -- unless they're yours, of course.
from yarnsmith :
Thank you for the suggestions in dealing with MIL and her new found wandering. I just wanted to drop a quick note and let you know that we also call the antique piece I just bought and wrote of yesterday a Sideboard, or a Buffet or a sideboard buffet.
from sparkspark :
My woe-is-me morning was completely turned around by your note, and for that I thank you profusely, not that a Diaryland note could ever convey the profuseness, and return the compliment sincerely. Your sentiment was a much-needed booster shot in the arm (as opposed to a shot in the ass, which really hurts). PLUS, I have a somewhat silly, yet sparkly, present for you--if you would like it, please send your address to me at whiteDOTvioletsATgmailDOTcom S'arright? S'arright. XOXO Vio
from elgan :
Dearest Hiss: Thank you so much for your note. You always know exactly the right thing to say, especially as I was waiting for all the mail to come in condemning me for being a flooze (and here I’m just 10 days shy of my 49th birthday, what is that girl thinking?). You’re a treasure. Six months in France sounds divine, care to join me?
from pyroguysr :
Wouldnt be the first time I was compared to Rickman... worse yet, his role in "LoveActually" far too closely resembled my life in 2001. But it's better than being compared to John Denver... which I got a LOT back in my 20's.
from pyroguysr :
Sorry about that, Love!! I'm so used to the old address... try it at "deadsquirrelpubs" instead!
from beetilda :
Ah, that's "search" not "sarch". Ah musta morphed inta Jolene!
from beetilda :
Oh, Rxx, thank you so much for the lovely note. I am truly touched. I've hit a bit of a rough patch, and today I found out that all the ruckus I have been hearing was the sarch parties for the son of our friends Kat and Harald, and two friends who were having a river accident. Their son is all right, but a friend didn't make it. I've known them since they were little boys. The waste of life is so sad. I really thank you for the compliment on the writing as well. I feel such a prat compared to you all. I especially love your writing and your pictures. And puppy love. I will be back writing soonishly. It's funny, my paper journal has been going up quality wise. Maybe I should just scan it in! LOTS of love to you! /Bee Oh! I will be buying a new handbag soon because I keep leaving this one everywhere. It's only a Coach, though! wink wink!
from badbadzoot :
ah hahahahahhahahahaha! You naughty little girl... there sure are some sickos out there. Know any of 'em? tee hee hee ;-P much love xxxxoooo
from bornearly :
And you've just reminded me that DSpouse's guest entry is where I heard of the book in the first place. I'm having so much fun with it... and will no doubt get the rest of them in time. On another subject... look for a package... :)
from elgac :
Thank you so much for the note. I hope all is well and the fruit is ripe.
from mehiel :
Thank you! That's so sweet of you. Just today I was thinking about getting a new layout, so I could take better advantage of new features, etc. I still haven't really figured out how to use my optional features. And KodakGallery won't load, so it's hard for me to display pictures. I'll just have to upload them from Robert's computer. However, these are technical details! The important thing is that I'm grateful! And I can't wait to change my format to include everything! Thank you so much!
from dinahsoar :
Hi Hissy! Thanks for your note & for missing me. I have been such the flake lately. I've been preoccupied with Christmas & New Years. But I need to get myself back to Diaryland (where the REAL people live). Be back soon! Thanks for being my bud!
from mehiel :
If details on my gifty-thingy are in my Hotmail account (which is attached to D-Land), I regret to say I haven't seen them. :( Hotmail is being a right bastard, and refusing to work. Such has been the case for about a week, now. Or perhaps it's our DSL that's being a right bastard. Either way, it deserves lots of passive-aggressive spite. I'm considering a Verizon doll that I can stick full of pins.
from badbadzoot :
sorry to disappoint, but they are wearing boring old "tighty whities". But! One of the bears is sporting the underwear on it's head, revealing it's "bear essentials". ha ha ha! Oh I crack me up.
from hedgehoggy :
Oh, I know bull sharks! They swim into fresh water as well since little boys once went missing in the Mississippi River. It's just that I never thought of Australia having bulls. My mind always thinks of great whites and large makos. Hammerheads swim in large packs so that was my next thought but they're so small. Bulls would explain it all since they are the most aggressive. Still, it's sad to hear about the woman being killed. Frolicking around in crotchless knickers may cheer the people up. Go make an appearance. Cheers, mate.
from mehiel :
Hmm...could it be...Mary Poppins' carpet bag? Because it would certainly make my packing easier. I wish I could just -shrink- everything! Hmmm...maybe it's a pair of balls to affix to our trailer on the way north? That should confuse Canadian customs. :) Perhaps it's a working Hotmail and Gmail account. They've been balky and stubborn as cranky mules, lately. And I'm rambling. Whatever it is, R, if you gave it to me, I'm sure I'll love it. :)
from niceguymike :
Thank you for the welcome back, dalr -- but I thought we had an understanding that you weren't entirely happy about associating your name with a furry female dog! And I don't think the fuzzy hedgehog has a name as yet, except Missy's Favorite Toy. It *might* be called Spiny Norman, though. I should mention that to my folks. I'm naturally devastated that a simple misunderstanding will lead to not having a rooster named after me, though. Perhaps you'll change your mind when your Yule/birthday presents finally arrive some time in January. Or not.
from onewetleg :
Thank you hissy, for the very kind and thoughtful gift! It will come in very handy, I assure you! Love, JJ
from bornearly :
What a funny song! I was disappointed, though, as I hoped for a sound clip of some weathered cowboy singing it, and all I got was a piano. Anyway I thought you'd pick up on the word. AND, dear Amazon princess, did you get my email?? Your mittens are awaiting confirmation of the stunning length of your digits. Bottom of palm to fingertip, no wrist.
from hedgehoggy :
Thankee! That kinky card was perfect as I was totally thinking of some ass over Christmas. How did you know? Plus, the red thong was totally festive and inviting. The only problem is that the sexy image makes me miss Sara even more as I wanna bend her over..........well, you know. As for our cross-dressing dogs, Clyde wears his dress well. Ta-ta.
from nilliem :
I might say the same about you! Fine form indeed, hehe. Moon and I had a lovely time while I was home. Ask her about her new tiara!
from smedindy :
Oh, Hiss, I heard that collection when I was 10 and I was all about the amped up Stones, and it's just carried through.
from july28 :
I STILL have not seen the Bridget Jones films, although I read the first book not so long ago. Merry Yuletide right back at ya, Hissy!
from badbadzoot :
ha ha, I AM a force to be reckoned with! I'M A WOMAN! ha! I am quite frightening when provoked actually.....
from bornearly :
Powerful, witchy people such as yourself must be extra careful when wording requests. Perhaps you could conclude such prayers the way Tevye prayed for the Tsar: "May God bless and keep the Tsar... far away from us!"
from bornearly :
Finally, I get a chance to thank you... no, I bow and scrape! I genuflect and wiggle my heiny! Never have I received such a sparkly and queenly gift, and exactly in time for my birthday. You are a tremendous woman with a vast heart. Sparkly knitted things are in the works.
from mehiel :
I have another product recommendation! Check out flowering teas by Numi Teas. Maybe they ship to Oz...
from wistful-blue :
JEEBUS!!! Never again will I complain about the lack of kulture here in Nowheresville or how much it sucks to live in the sticks, because I don't know nothing 'bout roughin' it! Good lord Mistress Hiss!! I don't know how you do it. I find myself feeling evermore worshipful of your greatness. Thank you, thank you, thank you for your splendiforous guest entry! *Hugs* -cat
from candoor :
where have I said this before?... I'd love to do you, but I'll need the keys to your chastity belt or at least a copy of your 101 Things :)
from lady-frenzy :
I hadn’t even considered overkill… hmm… looks interesting, Hiss, but I just don’t think I’m senile enough to pull it off… Heheh.. oh well, I can dream crazy, right?
from niceguymike :
I don't own an Aga, dalr, and probably no one in the States does. Besides, after having burned a few pots in my time, I'm a bit afraid of leaving one on a slow boil (even if I didn't have a whistling kettle, which would drive my neighbors batty). No, I think I'll stick with getting a humidifier, even if they're no good with snakes (unless they have asthma or dry sinuses or something).
from wistful-blue :
I trust you completely darling. :-) Love, cat
from xat :
I expect to behave badly, drink excessively, flirt outrageously, and have a hoot 'n' hollerin' good time. See if I don't. *grin* And I shall look forward to the package's arrival. (Oh goody!) **!G
from sparkspark :
My new favorite Christmas carol: "I'm Dreaming of a Koala with Chlamydia." Sing it with me, won't you, Miss Hiss? XOXO Vio
from amedeah :
Lol, I was going to leave notes under my previous diary soon but you guessed before I could :) Thank you for the compliments !!
from smedindy :
Wow! I did not know that either. Thanks for that tidbit!
from clipchick :
Aw, thank you! You're the best! I've been meaning to tell you how absolutely adorable the girls are! I've got puppy envy :)
from pansycline :
aw shucks! That means a lot coming from you, my liege!
from mehiel :
Possumbaby. Now -that's- a new one. :) I'm sorry they don't ship to Oz. Lame. They just seem so perfectly suited to your Goddess-ly needs.
from beetilda :
That's not a sickness! After all, don't those poor handbags need good homes? You are simply doing good deeds! /Bee
from sparkspark :
You flatter me! And... I'm just fine with that. I love it, in fact. And you, dear R, and you. XOXOXO Vio
from hedgehoggy :
Dear, that was not directed at you at all. My whole intention is just waking someone up as to it being her turn but not you. Oh, I was the last one to email so it is your turn due to my turning over my address. Do you realize how much in guts that took me due to how hard it is for me to trust people? The boy has found a coat and will wear it well. Spin it, sister!
from niceguymike :
How excitingly caprine of you, dalring!
from mehiel :
Hiss, you must check out Pacifica candles and soaps, if you haven't already. The Mexican Cocoa variety, especially.
from pyroguysr :
And the ending to the rough draft of the novel is virtually unintelligible. I have to work on it a bit before sending it to you
from pyroguysr :
Actually, that whole entry is a trick question. I'm waiting for some foaming-at-the-mouth entries condemning the "scab" and saying that it's not right. Then I'll lower the trap. *grins*
from beetilda :
Swanning about NAKED! In the GARDEN! C'mon, you know you want to, too! Plus, you have the puppies there. Fergus ate one of our sofas today. He has no excuse. He's long past puppyhood. Oh, I still love him, though. Have fun with those stockwhips! /Bee
from batten :
Thank you, darlin' woman. I feel like this diaryland is the only place sometimes where people really "get" me. I wish you weren't so far away because I'd give you hugs and smootches and lots of lovely handmade soap... (grin) Big hug to you and thank you so much for the feedback. -J
from niceguymike :
It must have been the giftie for me, unless the girls have recently taken up watching "Ripping Yarns". Not that they wouldn't. They've been known to enjoy the odd thriller, after all. But they'll be even more thrilled to receive a giftie of their very own! You're so very wonderful, dalring.
from mehiel :
You've caused an outbreak of tiara envy! You're...Tiara-oid Mary! :P
from remingtons :
I imagine that you are more fun than I am allowed to have, but there is only one way to find out.
from malthus :
Thank you for dropping in, H. And thank you too for recommending "The story of O." I'm reading it now and I just finished "Delta of Venus" - both are excellent and enlightening. Back to the keyboard at last!
from wistful-blue :
Absolutely Hiss! Take as much time as you need. :-) -cat
from krugerpak007 :
OMG. I can't belive it. I can't believe your kindness. You make me cry. I honestly don't deserve special people like you in my life...and I only wish you lived closer so I could treat you. And I am sorry I didn't get the email. But you will definitely be getting a special mention from me during today. And if you don't mind, please send me your postal address? I would like to send you something from Israel.. And I am still in shock. Thank you so much. xoxo Kathy
from krugerpak007 :
Hi hon, I did not get an email from you, did you send it to mlevitt@hotmail.com? My email is just so full of junkmail that I often just delete and delete if I don't recognize the address..Have a good week ahead. xoxo Kathy
from pyroguysr :
Hmmmm... people being desirous of getting nekkid pictures of you seems to be a theme here!
from pyroguysr :
Well, after Tuesday, you can get a copy of the rough draft by sending me a dozen or so nekkid pictures of your goddess-like self along with two boxtops to my email address, which I think you can find somewhere on this site. Otherwise it's PyroGuySr at yahell... erm, yahoo dot com
from wistful-blue :
:-) Honestly Hiss, I was only thinking of the culture here in the US...not our imperialistic efforts elsewhere. (And yes, I agree that what the government does in the guise of "bringing freedom to the oppressed" is nothing more than imperialism). I guess I was just trying to say the whole idea of "power" seems lame to me and my wish is that if the US wants to be some grand example to the world, they should start by allowing everyone in their own country to enjoy the same freedoms, opportunities and privilages as those who currently have a strangle-hold on them. I guess I wasn't very clear. :-( Sorry. -cat
from yarnsmith :
I knew you would get a kick out of my Thanksgiving story.
from pyroguysr :
Ah, my darling Hissyfit, I truly do love you!!! *grins and gives you nekkid outback hugs*
from wistful-blue :
Oo!! Oo!! Yes please!!! Yes please!!! *Jumps up and down* Note to self: never do that again unless wearing proper foundation garments. :-D Ooooooo!!!! I'm so excited!!!! WHEEEEEEEE!!!!
from livingwreck :
I'm sure you could come up with something much more biting to describe our politicians....Oh, and lucky bulldozer drivers. You know I wish I had've been there....Love the pics too. I'd love to see more.
from hardsauce :
Hi, beautiful lady, I'm back, and missed you! Best to you. I hope you're sunning yourself with a pitcher of margaritas at hand. XO Carolyn
from bornearly :
Hee hee, a turtle costume! Just right for those days when one doesn't want to leave the house. xoxo
from mare-ingenii :
I wanted to thank you for your sympathy and kind words lately. It really means a lot. Thank you.
from willowfox :
I just KNOW that last note was dirty... If only I could figure out HOW... :D
from tuckandsophi :
Oh, Aunt Hissie! We are so proud of the new pups going wee on the visitors! It is SUCH an honor for your guests! Your new pups have a plethora of good breeding! Can we use words like "plethora" when describing breeding? Anyway......we haven't had a good whizzie around here since Sophia doused chaosdaily's bed. We're overdue.
from pyroguysr :
Ah, my dear, dear, dear, dear HissyFit.... I can always rely upon you to make me chuckle when the headier problems of life abound! I think I truly do love you... got a sister?
from sparkspark :
I ruined Christmas again, and it's only November! Although I am a thousand times sorry for alienating you from your Christmas tree, I will attempt a slight apology in the form of borrowing (with your permission) your great, creepy phrase "Kill the love, the love is cold" and making it the chorus of a song, to be performed by my new band, name yet undetermined. XOXOX Violet
from desdemonia :
Lol, my hobby is definitly a fun one, and you are more than welcome to steal it. The more, the merrier, after all ;p I just wish I were able to indulge in it more often !
from joiedv :
Oh, by all means do! I would love to hear that story, and the more scandalous the better, of course! joiedv@gmail.com
from badbadzoot :
hmmm, Mr. B giving me a haircut? That could be *ahem* interesting.....
from ricklets :
I always click on your banners! Hehehe..."When Life Gives You Lemons, Stick Them Down Your Shirt To Make Your Boobs Bigger!" Thats just great.
from smedindy :
Thanks for the link. I will peruse and see what tickles my fancy. Thanks!
from sixweasels :
I'll definitely send you an email, darling!
from zencelt :
I think you are absolutely right. The cruise was much more than a vacation. It was an enlightenment. Thanks hiss.
from wistful-blue :
*YAH-HOO!!!* HOT DAMN!!! YES! YES!! YESSSSSSS!!! A guest post from the venerable Mistress Hiss!!!!!! *Re-enacts Tom Cruise's impromptu couch dance on Oprah* *WOWEEE!!!* "Ahem, yes thank you -- I would be *honored* to have you write an entry for my humble page." :-D
from bluemeany :
That's it, Hissie -- I'm coming to visit you, and we will play Cranium and eat play-dough and drink margaritas until we are immobile. Smooches!
from ava-reborn :
Thank u lovely!! There is a big problem between us at the moment. But hopefully we'll get it sorted soon!!
from pyroguysr :
And I've revised it a bit to quote Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) at the end!
from pumpkin144 :
thanks for the note darling! i don't think nonna would appreciate a plate of spiders. she knows i'm a bit, um, different, but even that would be too much for her i think. i agree about the sexy bras! unfortunately sexy and comfortable don't go together as often as they should. and comfort wins out for me. why can't comfy things be sparkly and lacey? that would be perfect. if i could gather enough "nightmare before christmas" decorations, i could justify leaving them up all year round. that would be fantastic! but my xmas decorations are very sparkly. so i guess they'll do for now. *hugs*
from livingwreck :
My humblest apologies - I just thought we'd cum all the harder after a bit of a wait. But then, when I really think about it, I know we'll cum amazingly whether we wait or not. Be visiting you very soon. Mmmm.
from pyroguysr :
But, of COURSE I care what you think! You... you are my beloved Hiss! The Aussie Oracle upon whose lap I lay my head when I need to have sense beaten into it with a 7kg sledge hammer. And yes, I'm going back to ye olde homestead on Friday to rally ole Momsie outta bed with the rest of me brothers. The old bird has a minimum of 4 more years left on her contract, dammit! And thank you for your kind words. I do adore you!
from chakra-chick :
Thank you so much for your kind note dear-it means so much to me. It'll take time, but I'm hopeful that I'll come out of this a stronger and better person! ~smooches~ P.S. Hurry up and update already!
from just2cusmile :
ahhhh thank you so much for your kind words about my Aunt Jean-my blessings and well wishes go out to your Auntie Jean too-keep the faith!!!
from willowfox :
HISS! BABY! That's what the "beep" is for, as in "leave a message at the beep." Okay, maybe I should make that more clear. DON'T GO CHANGIN'! LET'S DO LUNCH! (I'm feeling very Hollywood tonight.)
from badbadzoot :
WHAT????!!!!! you're just gonna leave me hangin'? ah damn, now you've gone and piqued my interest- I really really really really want to know what you were going to say!! tell me tell me tellllllllmeeeeeee or I shall whine like a whiny freaking baby. And did you know there is a special second prize? oh yes m'dear, ohhhhh yesssssss. CONGRATULATIONS! SECOND PLACE WINNER! You are now the proud owner of a large wooden rabbit! Wouldn't you say that's a lot better than a shrubbery? With a wooden rabbit you can catapult it towards your enemies while shouting "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!" ;-P
from pyroguysr :
Of course you make me think, and of course I'm in love with you and have long, erotic dreams of chasing you, naked, around the outback and then catching you and having mad, passionate, kinky love... but if I told >> everyone << in my Diarrhealand audience that, then THEY would all come here and adore you and want to chase you naked around the outback, catching you and have mad, passionate, kinky sex with you... and we simply couldn't have THAT now, could we? I mean, it might involve SACY, for goodness sake!... on the other hand, catching you AND Sacy, tying you up and flogging your cute little behinds until you screamed your undying love for me wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing....
from tattoobelly :
Thanks for the sandpaper tip, little missy. I managed to get most of it off with rubbing alcohol, but there's still some left, under my eye (didn't want to scrub at that area with alcohol). I am a vision of loveliness.
from xat :
Xat comes with pneumatic lips; standard. *grin* My mouth launches fantasies of a thousand nips...and blowjobs. **!g.
from boann7 :
thank you for your thoughts. its very sweet. =)
from willowfox :
Ooooh, a challenge! Just you wait, Hissy... just you wait... (mystery, intrigue, ovened buns!)
from hedgehoggy :
Danke schon! I totally just got home only to find a package from Australia! Good timing and good cheer! Yes, I totally get the shark one as we all shout "Oh, shit!" as it comes at us. Off to work I go so very nice of you. *Bends over for a smacked bottom*
from sparkspark :
But that's my good tequila! Well... all right. But only for you. Now, drink it before I have to explain that "rub one out" is a euphemism for well, another euphemism meaning "to pleasure oneself." I didn't say it was pretty, but there you have it. Now, quit peeping at me through the porthole and come in for a proper drink! XOX V
from catz-eyes :
oh cherub! yes, yes! please do root away! ;) believe it is my civic duty to encourage all and sundry to root whenever the chance arises ;) ***HUGGLES*** xox's =^..^=
from iamheather :
Me again, those puppies are so beautiful I'm about to cry! (I'm a dork like that when it comes to dogs.)
from iamheather :
Thank you so much for your note. You made my entire day!
from yarnsmith :
I will remember your suggestion next time I have gravel...heck, it would be worth getting more dumped to be able to watch a couple of good looking shirtless hunks shovel it.
from wistful-blue :
GRRRR! Per my last note: please add a "you" between "imagine" and "taking." -cat
from wistful-blue :
*YOU* Mistress Hiss?!!! Why I can't imagine taking pleasure in stroking *anything* soft and pink! *Giggle* Although from what I've read, J's rarely ever *erm* "soft." :-D -cat
from bunny828 :
LOL! Rock star .. I can't carry a tune in a bucket. If only!
from goldylockz22 :
Clicked on your banner. Ready Your "100 things". I have a weakness for Cowboys too...
from theatre-geek :
Hey lady! I updated! :-)
from sparkspark :
Thank you so much, Ms. R. I appreciate it. XOXO Violet
from bornearly :
Well, that depends. Do you mean "real" as opposed to "imitation," or "real" as opposed to "imaginary?" :) Having no patience to make actual shapes, we patted them into roundish disks and shoved 'em in the oven.
from bluemeany :
For some crazy reason, my computer has just started BLOCKING your diary, claiming that it is a "Malicious Website"! I have to go cry now.
from goldieknox03 :
whats this i hear of a website?
from jenshaines :
Yeah, that's what they tell me. But I still find evaporated milk a pure culinary mystery. On the other hand, I never saw the myriad uses that others seemed to find for Elmer's Glue, either. My Elmer's projects always fell apart before drying, lol. Thanks for reading! I'll be more regular now - I was sick for a week. - Jen of Jen's Word Stew
from accentjunkie :
I know, I'm dreadfully sorry. I have SO MUCH Dland catching up to do. I haven't been able to read anyone's diaries in MONTHS. I've missed you!!!
from badbadzoot :
WHAT! BANNED Life of Brian? What a bunch of loonies. And my God question wasn't really specific to any god. Personally, I'm Christian. But I'm always curious about what other people think of religion and what-not. Spongebob would make a freaking AWESOME president, and I don't think I would like ol W to fart on me. eeewe. Soooo, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? I'm just kiddin. You're toooooo funny.......
from wistful-blue :
Awww! Thank you for you last (HaloScam) note! -cat
from badbadzoot :
thanks for the well-wishes! Where have you been lately? I've been beginning to think you've been kidnapped by a bum-baring cowboy....
from eastportgrrl :
It's good to hear from you! I have been keeping with your adventures too!
from randh :
Recommended reading: Mom and Dad-A Love Story and of course, my Cast Page. Thanks so much for the kind words *kisses and huggies*
from missleigh :
Aww, thank you kindly! ;)
from hardsauce :
Thank you, dear sweet one--I've been in a bit of a mire. Perhaps I'll claw my way out soon. I love your writing as well, o genius one. XXX Carolyn
from livingwreck :
I'm here, my love....This cross-promotion is positively everywhere. Channel 9, I think, are still the masters....How was the trip home?
from niceguymike :
Well, dalr, the loft bed's only rated to 200 lbs, so unless you're far closer to pocket-sized than I'd ever imagined, we'd never both fit up there. Besides, the cats hate it. As far as refraining from messing up all my clients' work for some other suck to unravel, I don't know what insanity is moving me to actually do my job. Who knows? Maybe I'll quit next week. I could certainly use the time.
from sparkspark :
I had to restrain him just EVER SO slightly, but I've had a little chat with him, and he's agreed to stand still for your new license photo. He's so good. Try not to bruise him too much before you send him back!
from sparkspark :
FIVE more years of this license! I plan to go the old faux-naive "I lost it down a storm drain!" routine. Maybe I can submit my passport photo--much more lovely--and see if I can switch.
from mehiel :
Hey, thanks for the note. :) I didn't know you were reading me as faithfully as I am reading you!
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Hissy: Ahh the smell of over 75 year old women with blue hair and six inch thick makeup. I have often thought the military should ask about the tensor strength of their hair products such as their hair spray. I am almost sure it could deflect bullets. I once attended a social function put on by the local Robber Baron and partner of my Father's. There were all these rather well perserved older women (70-80). You couldn't say they looked the Grandmother type, too good looking. They were very prim and proper until one too many cocktails. I believe I had my bottom pinched several times as well as patted with one groin squeese compliments of the robber baron's wife. Being a Man, I'm not easily offended by being felt up, but by an 80 something blue hair who's husband is my Dad's business partner is quite creepy--okay I like it a little bit :-) I have to tell you how much I enjoy reading your stories, I just wish there were more of them.
from dinahsoar :
Thank you so much, Hissy Love. You are such a gentle and caring soul.
from catz-eyes :
hey cherub. just dropping by to express my sympathies regarding Swans Vs Cowboys. there's always next year sweetpea ***HUGGLES*** xox's =^..^=
from pyroguysr :
Hmph! After all that grumping and groaning, Sacy took me off HER list! Just because I scolded her... I'm now personna non grata. Ah well, I still have you, my dear Hiss... and I do so enjoy your wit!
from nimfalas :
thanks for the note! :) Lovely Sam is QUITE delish. ;D I just love him. My stepfather picks on me for it, he just doesn't see the greatness. Haha!
from hedgehoggy :
Good golly! Where the hell have you been!?! Was my "care package" lost into the depths with the sharks surrounding the country? Getting curious as to what is going on.
from tothefloor :
Hi Hissy, thanks for stopping by - I thought you had given up on me!
from pyroguysr :
"Miss you, Hiss, the lovecats...."
from nepenthean :
you lucky, lucky guttersnipe! just read the 2004 birthday entry and discovered that you started to go grey that year... at 40 in 2004. i'm outraged, i've been going gray since 25 and there are so many now at 29 that i can't get them all! arrrrgh! xoxox
from ms-do :
Hiss, my heart goes out to you. Dog familar will be there with your Dad rest assured.....they will all be together discussing how wonderful you are honey. Love Do!
from catspajamas :
Youre welcome, thank you, and no darling I'd say its well past time for a new update. Ive just been very busy with wedding roadtrips, a submissive younger boy, an experienced older man, and the perfect recipe for these joygasmic organic-spiced-candided-nut-cluster thingys i invented. On the upside when i find the time ill have alot to talk about. kisses! -S
from smedindy :
Oh, thank you from the bottom of my heart! You're the tops! (And the bottoms, and the sides!)
from zencelt :
Spooky!
from xat :
I'll have to round up a buncha strappin' Oregonian lumberjacks, and teach 'em to dance. It might take a bit. Then there's the potato salad...oy! Once done, we'll be there with bells on to shoot, dance, and throw meadow muffins thither and yon. (I just got a picture of the group up, if you want to see us in end-of-day silliness.) *giggle* **!G.
from nicim :
darling girl it is all I can do to try and follow in your illustrious bannerage footsteps. you set the standards!! XXOO N
from im2evil4u :
*sigh* Hiss dear, I did link to you. Hover over experienced and you'll see...
from catz-eyes :
hiya cherub :) just saw your comment re Johnny Howard, and felt compelled to respond asap. indeed, what you said is true; i personally have a sense that Howard is a sincere man, even in his ignorance and foolishness - he is by no means evil or lacking in compassion (though is somewhat stymied by his ultra-conservative upbringing). dont like him, never will, but he would NEVR in a million years permitted the atrocities we are seeing happen in New Oreleans. indeed, i dont think any Aussie PM or politician, regardless of political persuasion (execept may be the former MP Pauline 'Puhlease Expaloin' Hanson) would have sat idly back and let the situation deteriorate as Bush has done, muchless utter some of the stupid, offense and callous remarks he has been reported as saying. 'know, Bush scares me far more than the likes of Osama bin Laden... he is THAT dangerous, in a global sense. on the plus side (if one can find anything positive about what has happened in the wake of katrina), hopefully now the people of the US (who i've such affection for - they are such an incredibly curious people, full of contradictions, conflict, neurosies by the aircraft-carrier load - and yet capable of such nobility, creativity and kindness) will now rid themselves of this insufferable imp. i wonder: is it possible for US citizens to demand their president be impeached for gross incomptenece and suptidity...? perhaps they ought to go a step further and impeache the entire administration... oh my, cherub! look what you have inspired! quasi-poltical raning! cannot believe 'we' are having such a conversation: shouldn't we be discussing the pros and cons of marsupial sex organs? oh, and by the way - get your mitts off of Andrew Lincoln, you wanton wench you! he's mine - oh yes, one day he will be mine... ;) *Phew* ah, that's more like it.... xox's =^..^=
from ava-reborn :
Awwww, thank you lovely!! Your note almost made me cry! We do have a fabulous relationship. Not perfect by any means! But pretty damn good! Have a great weekend lovely!
from jehsika :
You have the BEST banners...they always get me...I think I know which ones are yours anyway, but I always click, 'cause I love them.
from yelayna :
Damn you and your banners! You just got me three times in a row! And it's not even like I'm an obsessive banner clicker! I just didn't see the squirrels coming! If only I had your talent in marketing, I would be in such a different career.... I do have a career, it’s just…. more into things...
from sparkspark :
It's funny, but I used to know someone with the license plate "I LOVE T"--I didn't even put together that it was an anagram. Perhaps they were trying to express their love for me and I never knew it! That's how I choose to perceive it, anyway, for my golden years. XOXOX to you. --Vio
from allegedwife :
I hadn't heard of the "borrow a person" idea. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. (put me on the waiting list to borrow Johnny Depp). And you are so right about ignorance being the basis of so many of our fears. One of my personal mottos is "vivir con miedo es como vivir en medias" which translates (roughly) as "a life lived in fear is a life only half lived".
from july28 :
Hey Hiss, thanks for compliments on my new boy! BTW, when I wrote that post about Little House on the Prairie last week, and I wrote that guys don't do things like Pa anymore, i.e. build a house, bring home food, arrange livestock etc etc....I forgot about your J.!!! Doesn't he do all those things and more??? (But he's the only guy I can think of who does!) Take care!
from yeahimadork :
You have a Dirty Dancing banner, too? I feel SO unoriginal now!! But at least I know I have good taste... I'm subconsciously stealing my banner ideas from the master. ;)
from for-shame :
I'll have to look up "O". The idea of whips has always left me curious, but then I've never had the pleasure...
from wench77 :
Dang, that's right! I saw her mardigras in Sydney photos. Her workshops are always fantastic. I would reattend any one with gusto... she always builds on them, varies them according to the members of the audience, a lot of ad lib as well. She is totally brilliant. Very very intelligent, funny as all shit, and I tell ya, she would love your sense of humour and irreverence. Totally not stuck up either. A real DIY gal. That's why I'm going to so many workshops. Not cuz I actually think I'll have a sexlife and opportunity to use things like "sexual bondage", "erotic role playing" and "squirm and blush, erotic humiliation". I am sort of a professional student with no work experience these days. hehe.
from greenwitch :
I wrote "the bomb" and went into the night to be with Kali, the cat. I came in to to your note. Thank you, this is a strange time. It is so cool to know that you are out there.
from hedgehoggy :
I'm guessing that what you refer to in Australia as a "red-back" is what we in the States call a "black widow." In my opinion, it looks to be a well-fed garden spider. Black widows are notorious for being shy and living in darkened areas like underneath logs. Fun to know the differences in what Australians call things as opposed to here. Jolly good show and hooray for kangaroo penis!
from betchy :
psssst.....guess what? i updated!!! hope your ok hun, missed you loads....mwah!
from for-shame :
Good HEAVENS! (**looks about and decides to head to the watering hole for a drink**) What's that moving in the brush? I'd better not move...
from for-shame :
I dropped you a note in my journal, Hiss. It's hunting season and I'm open game...grrrrr!
from wench77 :
yeah yeah yeah. I betcha even actually HAVE married friends whose hubbies to boink. Here everyone is so free and loose we don't marry. And no points for me for all the getting preggers things... hehe
from weymouth66 :
Well, the Ashes are within touching distance - we just have to stop you winning the last game. BRING IT ON! :) Lots of love, J xx
from arc-angel666 :
Playing naked scrabble, and you keeping my letters in your pouch, so do I want to play? Hmmmm? Is there a he's stupid sign hanging on me somewhere? Ah Yeah I'm in :-) I just send you an email, I believe I've figured out the problem with my email, please let me know if you get it.
from niceguymike :
Actually, dear, I appear to have my lying around well in hand, as it were. Pity about the exercise thingies. I hear that so many things are good exercise, too.
from arc-angel666 :
Dear Hiss I have no fear of raping female Kangaroos, now a naked Gardener witchy Princess wear a Tiara armed with several pleasure weapons, okay maybe. Are there signs on the road pointing to Castle Hiss? And once I get there just how long is the line of potential suitors? Is there a dress code for playing scrabble at castle Hiss?
from smedindy :
Thanks for adding me! Ah...you know when my first true love broke up with me (well, I thought it was true love) and took up with another, I wrote her a letter and quoted "It Don't Matter To Me". Nice try. She called me up and said "thanks for understanding..." So much for losing with grace and dignity...sigh.
from malthus :
Site established. You should have your access...let me know if you didn't get an e-mail.
from malthus :
All you needed to do was ask, and you did. **Hands Hiss her key** I've not yet established the site, but when I do, I'll let you know.
from malthus :
After reading the thoughts in your diary, my assessment is that you're powerless to avoid the desire to grapple. You must grapple. So, grapple at will...
from malthus :
Now, how can I refuse an offer like that? I can't.
from candoor :
a sincere wish -and- a tease, I say: enjoy life and don't forget to write :)
from sexychica260 :
Hey there sweet Diary! Check mine out sometime too, and drop a note in my CBox! I loved your "aliens abducted my panties" banner, classic!
from calicogypsy :
Thanks so much for dropping by. Always feel a bit selfish dropping my thoughts unedited onto a page. (It's all about me, you know! *gasp*)I'll keep entertaining you if you keep entertaining me, OK?
from hedgehoggy :
Hmmmmmmm..........I was wondering if you still liked me. Guess I'll expect a good ol' spanking after some Foster's, huh? I'm sure Joan Jett is impressive in bed but I'm pretty sure she's into quiche. I love quiche!
from candora :
you do realize your overdue for an entry... I am certain, because I just checked my watch and by my watch, I miss you :)
from science-boy :
**sneaks up on her and hugs her tightly** Hey baby!!
from cunegonde :
You really have wonderful banners- I don't click on them usually- but at least 50% of the ones I do end up clicking on, turn out to be none other than yours... keep it sleezy! ~Sam
from somstar :
Lol omg, I feel like a dumbass... I had you as the second diaryland favorite and my boyfriend as # 1 but I wanted to put my second link to my diary (look at my profile) as #1 instead and so I marked Mike down to #2 and I was going to put you as #3, and I kept telling myself "don't forget to add her back." and I fucking forgot :o( But if you looked at that link I put in my profile, you would've saw that I still had you as a favorite diary, damn I feel like an asshat, I'm gonna go add you quick again!
from arc-angel666 :
Hey Hissy where are you?
from breezip :
Dropped by via your banner - have read you before some, but just wanted to tell you you're great. Read your 101 too, highly highly amusing, thank you! --Bree
from dangerspouse :
Oops - meant to leave that in "comments". Please erase it one from your memory.
from dangerspouse :
Who DOESN'T like eating Sachertorte? Mystery solved. Shut up and put the costume on.
from graffitihart :
Love it!
from clipchick :
You are wonderful and I appreciate your support. Every once in a while, when one gets super scared like that, it's nice to know that there's people who understand. Your note really brightened my day. Thanks a bunch! :D
from desdemonia :
Hey :) I'm starting on my Halloween packages (early, I know, but I make some of the stuff so I need to know how many people I'm sending them to). Let me know if you'd like one, just e-mail me your address at ma_lafranque@hotmail.com
from bunny828 :
Thanks for the note! I visit you every now and again. You are very funny and I always enjoy the funny comments you leave about.
from divacowgirl :
How many of your fucking banners am I going to click on? Just kidding, love you :)
from eastportgrrl :
Well there's an entry for you although it wasn't as exciting as I thought it would be. Although i may write about how a friend let me "borrow" her husband last night to make an ex-boyfriend and his "I thought she was an ex but she's not" wife wonder at my local. ;)
from zencelt :
Sixweasel's hubby found that site for me last year. Mmmmmm. But then he wrecked by finding an instructional breakdancing video done by Vin Diesel back in the 80s where he looked like a geeky little fro boy. It was disturbing.
from alogglalala :
Of COURSE I do!! Me and him? Maaaate, we're like THIS (holds hands as far apart as possible). Comes over for coffee all the time and eats all my biscuits.
from ms-do :
Yes damn it all we are going to the EKKA on childrens day of all freaking days. I'd love to get to the cattleman's bar but i'm not sure they will let my two boys in with me.
from yeahimadork :
Ok, so I just read that article you sent me, and all I can say is... You got a thousand bucks I can borrow?? ;)
from pansycline :
thanks! you might as well save the obsequies for when I bring about world peace, some time after my doctorate. and, I am having a few rounds of drinks. O fair wine, how I have missed thee!
from onewetleg :
oh, i know, i love them so much. there must be some sort of group i could join to meet other people who share this fascination. you and mommylap are the only two that show any enthusiasm about them at all. all my friends think i'm crazy. sigh. love, jj
from candoor :
yeah, I know, but then, I've a;lways bee ready to go to hell :}
from alogglalala :
Only because I forgot to bitch about the fact that they're a bunch of obnoxious drunken twats. "do i know the crocodile hunter?" no. "but do you know the CROCODILE hunter?" N.0. Drunken bastards kept me up and down all over the hotel all night trying to make them SHUT THE HELL UP. Long night. Freaking twats. And they don't even LOOK GOOD. It's so disappointing really.
from ms-do :
Hiss the problem is those kind of people are without guilt. There are several things that triggered that little entry but as you say it is universal....smile...may they rot in hell!
from divacowgirl :
I can email you the password for the other diary. Alas, there are no updates as I have had no wild sex to write about. I've barely had boring sex to write about. Grrrrrrr.
from zencelt :
OOOOoooh! You get to wear a winter coat and everything!!!
from smedindy :
Thanks for the shout-out, and the note about "For No One"! Hope you cruise around some more! Reading your diary makes me want to listen to some James Brown (why, I dunno!)
from niceguymike :
And why would I bring such things up in an entry about cleaning my kitchen, darling?
from babyfloyd :
hiss - thanks for the sweet comment.
from bluemeany :
I was hoping I could lure you out of hiding! I will post pictures of myself with YOUR presents on that day when my "diary" becomes my "porn site." I very much [heart] your presents!
from kittiefan17 :
hey, thanks again for leaving me a note!
from bluemeany :
Hiss! Where have you run off to? I miss your back-spasmingly entertaining comments. Hope you're well, and merely too pre-occupied with rambunctious, kinky sex to update. Take care!
from celebrations :
Come to Celebrations and join, it's fun and it's free!
from divacowgirl :
you're right of course, what was I thinking? I will correct that right away.
from yelayna :
It would be an honour!:o)
from anathema- :
I have to ask, is your template pic a real cover? I ask because I collect old pulp fiction erotica, and I have never seen that cover. Magazine perhaps?
from malthus :
*Smootches* (Right back at'cha!)
from alogglalala :
Thanks for the compliments. Twinnings OF COURSE!! The only good thing I can remember about not eating was being able to justify eating all the hot chips I wanted, because, really, where else was I getting energy from? Now, I just don't justify...
from malthus :
Good lord...you've made me blush. Thank you, in kind, for your kind words; too kind I feel, but welcomed...oh so welcomed...and needed - especially now. Likewise, your words have me captivated. It's more you though, really...
from zencelt :
I think even a man in a kilt would take exception to me actually eating him. Well, you know...not figuratively, or um...you know. I'll stick to nibbles and bites. Leave the digestion to the bugs.
from livingwreck :
Can't wait for you to visit. And the stockwhip and handcuffs better be for me and not the real estate agents...
from somstar :
lol, that's fine, i only had you temporarily removed, I am rearranging ^_- But trust, you're still there...
from somstar :
You have like a gazillion fans, but I wanted to point out that I am one of them.
from gothangel :
hi.
from mavenhaven :
Thank you for the props, milady. Come back to the mavenhaven as often as you like. Love, Maven.
from xat :
Yes, well, uhm...having an over-enlarged responsibility gland and a strong sense of self-preservation taught me some stuff. 1. When drinking, wear good boots/shoes. 2. When being loud, sassy, etc. do it to excess--moderation is for monks. 3. Always wear a good bra; nothing's more awful than ripping off one's shirt in a moment of splendiforous joie de vivre and having on the old, ratty grey one with the one strap held by a safety pin. 4. A party isn't a party until someone's wearing someone else's underpants on his or her head. *giggle* **!X.
from vix280 :
my diary is officially Locked for a while...email me at vix280@yahoo.com for a username and password!!! XOXOX Me
from malthus :
I've been reading and looking and thinking and...you're spectacular.
from wildrosie :
Violet Crumbles? I haven't had a Violet Crumble in at least 10 years. A store near where I lived got in a shipment of them, and I was in seventh heaven because I love chocolate covered seafoam. Now I shall go sit on the back porch and muse about Violet Crumbles. Oh, and I bow abjectly before you since I owe you an e-mail, but when I get updated, you will understand why I haven't been online much. Love and hugs ~Rosie~
from beetilda :
Hiss! Hello! Well, a care package would be wonderful, but the shipping is enough to bankrupt one! Still, those Violet Crumbles. I've a friend in Sydney this moment, and I forgot to ask for a supply. But I do have connections, so..but if you want anything from the USA, you just let me know, and maybe we can work out an exchange program. Lots of love, Bee
from candoor :
the excitement lingers, but it's time for another week to begin, work, run around, life... survival is sometimes overrated :)
from candoor :
well, Jay has been more intimately touched by Koalas than I have, but I laughed too and very much appreciate your noting me as I approach the lonely hour:)
from my-solitaire :
Yeah it was a compliment, so you're welcome ^^. I've been reading you for the past couple days, but I couldn't think of anythign to say lol.
from my-solitaire :
I like your banners, all 50 gagillion of them ^^ They're all unique.
from missy-17 :
well my diary is not all that great!!its not very interesting!!!=( but i hope you like my profile!!
from postalpriss :
Hiss, Thanks for the note. Evidently you have to be a SUPERgold member now to get comments on the site. I used to have it for gold membership. I might have to migrate. Kim
from yarnsmith :
Send me your address through my private email and I will send you a piece of Fiestaware. My family in West Virginia live 10 miles from the factory and I go every year and prowel through their back room looking for "seconds" that are in such good condition that you can't tell they are seconds, maybe a tiny uneven spot of glaze on the underside or the color is so slightly off you can't even tell. I get these pieces for 1/2 price. Last time out I bought a piece then brought it home and found no place to put it. It was a bit too bright yellow to go with the rest of my colors. If you would like a "Sun Yellow" fiesta ware tea pot, let me know....it is yours. My email address is dustyclutterbug@yahoo.com.
from candoor :
your notes woke me up smiling really large this morning... I wonder if Downey will come up if I keep playing with it... the only thing keeping me away today is that both hands are busy doing the blogathon ... type, type, type, good fingers... there were no double entendres in this note, I don't know what they could be talking about... heck, I don't even know who they are... dang imaginary gutter-minded prudes (long weekend ahead, gotta keep them on their toes :)
from xat :
Cher Hiss~ it's about time I put up another banner. Why pay for the gold membership, eh? Hmmmm. Time to create...yay! Thank you for the inspiration. **!G.
from niceguymike :
Well, no; not as such.
from candoor :
I must wake up and respond
from zencelt :
You wouldn't believe it. I opened up the bullet, picked and pawed at it, and it all came down to a piece pf plastic film over the top battery. Woo hoo!
from im2evil4u :
Only you, Hiss, could find a reference to Tank Girl.
from zencelt :
Actually, the button batteries were missing from the bullet that goes into the lovely purple swirly dildo. Honestly, I didn't even miss it the first time around, but then I was like, hey! its missing the vibratey part! Good advice though. I'll check out the other purchase and see if I can get an example of what I need... OH, and if you happen to get a mystery thing in the mail in the next couple weeks, its from me. I may have forgotten to sign it... Oops.
from justamephit :
Thank you for the note, darling Hiss. I rather think - considering the lifestyle you lead (you know, rural living, homely pleasures, etc.) you should consider writing your own panting tale (for some reason I nearly wrote tail there, I have no idea *what* I could have been thinking of) of primitive lust and overpowering, err, throbbing. Indeed. xxx
from badbadzoot :
tee hee hee.... I'm a little obsessed with Monty Python. Dang, I even click on MY OWN banners. That is sad. And I just have to say "awe", because I feel like I made a new buddy! Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Don't worry, I'll control myself..... -Zoot
from niceguymike :
To my knowledge, these neighbors haven't seen me naked. I did want to tell you about another wonderfully complex thing Kelly Girl said, "Your poop doesn't smell like freshly baked cookies, you know." Obviously, she's never been around when I'm baking.
from pyroguysr :
Hissy dear, you simply MUST go read my Diary and get all jealousy and stuff. It was written for you!
from sparkspark :
Yes, let's get married and roll around in the Dove! I happen to have a bar right here. (A bar of Dove soap, not an actual liquor-serving bar. Although that would, come to think of it, be a real plus, as it's just about cocktail hour, by my watch.) XOX V
from zencelt :
Oh, I'd say he liked your picture. Can't stop gushing about it. I will be sure to mention it to him. Bad Michael! Neglecting his goddess... Whip him well.
from hedgehoggy :
Yes! That is exactly where I got the info from, an article on her in Black N White Magazine. She mentioned how she travelled to Australia to talk about rope bondage and I instantly thought of you. *blushes* Fascinating but I'm not sure if it's my thing. Oh, you Aussies!
from pansycline :
thanks, hiss. I just get breathlessly shy, is all. But you are cent pourcent right. People phone each other!
from batten :
It's like custard. Only better. Because it's with chocolate. I really hope I get to meet you one day. Thank you so much for your note. Big hug to you, darlin' woman. J
from silverleaf18 :
I use this diary to privately vent frustrations that, taken out in any other context, would likely have unfortunate repercussions. If there was anything in there worth reading, I'd give you a name and password, honest.
from jehsika :
Miss Hiss: I'm resetting the password, you should get an e-mail with the new one, let me know if it doesn't come through.
from niceguymike :
Hiss, Hiss, Hiss. I just read your comment to evil and your suggestion of a prawn-head substitute. Must you corrupt everything and everyone you come in contact with? Don't answer that question.
from livingwreck :
Oh, and please bring the purple toy with you. Fuck yes.
from livingwreck :
Sparks? Wet? Mmmm. Don't make me (us) wait any longer. Surely you need to do something down this way. If not, please make something up. Please....
from badbadzoot :
I am all for a naked Johnny bum, and I never thought to have it covered in chocolate....... mmmm..... chocolate. The cowboy's bum is quite delicious, I have never seen such a perfect asscrack before. And um, your welcome for the link? I link where linking is due, if that makes sense. I know I don't have you down as a favorite diary, but I do like to drop by once in a while. Best wishes and bum swooning- Zoot
from niceguymike :
I'm afraid the blond hair and blue eyes get me type-cast every time, dalr.
from divacowgirl :
I always assume there's shit in my teeth, well not literally, but you know what I mean.
from pansycline :
by expansive and commodious you mean "wise" right? not orally - er - generous? or toilet-like? ah, the comprehensive examination. they call it that on purpose, I know it. the old perverts.
from maddeningly :
the aliens banter is hilarity, hiss :) *mwah*
from sunshine0221 :
Okay, I can't stand it. I write an entry about HORSE BONKING and no hilarious comment from Hiss! Horse Bonking!
from grimshawn :
Dvorak...You listen to Dvorak? So I'm not so unique after all...
from loner-blues :
I *KNEW* a couple of diaries were missing from my reconstructed b/l, but I never dreamed they would be two of my favorites! Christ. Maybe I shouldn't be surprised though -- lately I can't even remember the name of the high school I attended. I promise, I'll let you know the name of the new diary as soon as it's set up. *Hugs* -cat
from zencelt :
Oh Hiss, its murder! I'll be singing your praises all day tomorrow and will set up an alter in your honor where I will leave little gifts daiy. Just like in those chinese restaurants...
from hedgehoggy :
Stupid me forgot to thank you for the enormous shout out. Therefore, I need several lashings on my toned bottom followed by much polishing of heels. Will that do? You do owe moi an email of much substantial literacy. Kangaroo dicks? The boys love you and enjoy the engorged salutes we give when in your presence.
from xat :
I shall hie myself to my uber-secret, cleverly-disguised-as-a-garden-shed, super secret joke construction laboratories and attempt something. *grin* **!G.
from accentjunkie :
Oh, I leave that stuff to him. I'm sure he'll take me on a walk where he's carved our names into some poor unsuspecting tree's trunk. Or a plane will fly over my building toting a huge sign. I'm actually a bit embarrassed by it really. Eek! People know that I have FEELINGS - gross.
from accentjunkie :
Of COURSE I'm still reading you! In fact when you check your stats you'll see that I've had your diary open nearly all day trying to find time to finish you off - and yes, it is JUST as good for me. Strange, there's this banner atop my screen that says "Cowboys are my Weakness" - wonder whose it could be?
from accentjunkie :
Shucks Hissy, I didn't even know you were still reading me. I'm flattered, FLATTERED I say. hissandtell tryagain So go on, try again!
from livingwreck :
It's been a while since you updated, I thought you'd done a me. Mmmm, how I'd love you to do me. Fuck yes...As for my writing, I'm a little lacking in the spark department. No, I have plenty in that spark department. Especially when I think of you. And look at your photos.....
from justmouse :
i just have to say, hissy darling, i saw a banner, (boobies & lime) saying lip, sip, suck...and i knew, just KNEW it was yours! so i clickied, and sure enough, here i am. saucy wench. some day i shall show up on ur doorstep with a jug of margueritas, a sack of pistacchio nuts, and we will be best friends forever. <3
from star-cross-d :
I love reading you. But alas (sp?) you seem to have flown off the edge of the world. Where are you?
from pinkdaisy5 :
Thank you so much for the note...I'm so emotional right now it actually made me cry but still...thank you. I really enjoy reading your diary...its so eloquent and entertaining. Thanks again!
from darcy-farrow :
Thank you for our kind words about the homestead. It sure sounds like your family of furniture is more interesting than mine which is mainly comprised of bent metal and vinyl covered armless chairs which stack, yet are very handy for large gatherings such as the GINORMOUS xmas pahtee we host each year. I do dream of the day I have seats with soul. XOXOX
from zencelt :
Is it Wednesday yet? (Crossing arms, and thumping foot in a desperate attemt to be patient in anticipation of new toy arrivals...) I'm dying over here! Why oh why did I order ground shipping?
from candoor :
well, we do ramble and to each his/her own tastes... when I grow up I want to be everybody's favorite, or at least get listed so much everybody's jealous... I honor you by sharing my superficial side, huh? :)
from catz-eyes :
oh cherub! you pointed out a major flaw in the poll's design: the lack of a category for buxom, witty, wanton seductresses such as your sweet self! ***HUGGLES*** xox's =^..^=
from candoor :
it matters?... I mean, I matter?... wow, or maybe it's all a numbers game (really?)... I think I pretend that buddy lists don't matter so well that I forget to think about them so I don't overemphasize being added and dropped and the numbers in my mind... that way when I mock myself, I don't necessarily see how pathetic I might actually appear... or something like that :)
from arc-angel666 :
Start without You? Honeybunny come a little closer to the screen....see! See that? You did this to me! Heck I can't even roll over on my stomach...okay I can but I listing to port at 2:00. Damn it Honey I look like a Haley with a big pink kickstand leaning at a 50 degree angle....You did this now come fix it :-)In return I stop the honey from leaking from your heavenly Well of Happiness...I'm a pretty fair plumber :-)
from arc-angel666 :
Come as quickly as you can, I'd like nothing better that a long steamy Hiss and Tell session tonight...If you come quickly I'll make you cum forever :-)
from arc-angel666 :
Good Evening my Darling Hissy can you come out and play tonight? Its hot and I can't sleep, I have the air conditioner on plus the sliding door to the balcony is open, I'm trying to catch the Ocean breeze. Why am I here in the Caribbean and you in the South Pacific? Just think if I brought the azure blue warm Caribbean current and her trades and met You in the middle with Your strong Pacific/Anartic storms...oh what a hurricane we'd make. When I get to Oz can You and I make a storm darling?
from batten :
No apologies required at all. I love the way you write and thanks for sharing the story. Makes me feel like less of a buffoon with my bozo nose. (wry grin) Thanks, woman. And thank you so much for adding me to your favorites. I'm truly honored. Big hug to you. Peace out. -J
from zencelt :
Your cowboy is safe. Mine had brown, shaggy layers and brown eyes. Not too goodlooking either. In fact, I snubbed him at first in my dream in pursuit of another man. But then, he just looked so warm and snuggly, and he protected me from the bears. The story of my life. Always chasing after not good for me men. I can't wait to go to sleep tonight!
from delirium21 :
i read somewhere that too much use of a vibrator/pulsating shower massage can cause nerve damage in the clit - seriously! i feel my nethers are in danger, i really do.
from divacowgirl :
I love wearing my pirate costume. It's so much fun and the boots really gets the lads excited.
from her-story :
Hissie Girl... I could probably market it as the "bullet that killed Hemmingway," except.. he didn't use a 9mm and he killed himself in Iowa. My mom was a bit pissy because I decided to make the comment, "Well, that certainly fits... shitty weather, hobos, and a 9mm casing. Welcome to the Florida Keys, folks!"
from wildrosie :
Spoke to the Rattus Regina, she has a new job, gave her your message, and she said to send her love to the Queen of Stockwhips. Oh, and I'm trying to think of appropriate punishments for our naughty pirate/cowboy, for teasing us all so unmercifully. Any suggestions? Hugs and Kisses ~Rosie~
from hedgehoggy :
It's too late at night to come up with any witty lines so I'll just say "okey-dokey." Go on with your naughty self while I am curious as to what from me warrants such a shout-out.
from nicim :
Hello dear hissy - well, when the gauntlet is laid before one....what can one do? I figure - tit for tat!! *Love and kisses* N.
from bluemeany :
Silly! Of course I would already know that a good cock is all we need to have handy when dealing with life in general. In fact, please don't remind me of that for another six months ... boo hoo!
from arc-angel666 :
Yes Darling we can talk about Bottoms especially if its your lovely bottom, Honey I'll talk to you about any and all things and I'm more than willing to demonstrate a few things too :-) As far as coming to Oz, I'll come tonight if you want me to? So Sweetness, How goes your day?
from xiaolang :
I adore your diary! It's the only one I frequent, and I love your writing style. Very entertaining! (And scandalous!) --xioalang
from zencelt :
You know, before your most direct attempt at Educating the Zen, I was completely satisfied with my one lonely dildo. Now that you've introduced me to a whole new world of toys, I'll never be the same. I'll have to add a myriad of playthings to my list of addictive substances along with bath products and Liam Neeson. Oh what a web you weave Miss Hiss...
from occoquan1 :
Hello Hiss, thanks for the nice note in my dairy! You should be feeling the energies of Spring starting to buzz, just as I am feeling the call of the Fall here. I mean, it's still July and hot as blazes, but I am already moving into cooler time head. For me...I am already mentally at Samhain. :-) I look forward to your next diary entry. Love, Salem
from sparkspark :
There was quite a bit of dissension in the ranks about the mustard/Cheez Whiz/etc. issue, so I called Art's Deli, and the very nice lady who answered the phone confirmed that it is, indeed, mustard. I got caught up in talking about current events after that, so neglected to mention your belief that it is semen, but I will bring it up next time. (As it were.)
from zencelt :
I am so excited about my anticipated arrivals I can hardly see straight! Now, if I can snag that read headed hottie to help me break them in, I'll be in business!
from mehiel :
Thank you for your note. At the time did feel quite guilty, but also self-conscious of said guilt. I feel a bit better that someone else has shared the same thing. And thank you for your words about the job hunt, as well. :) It's a strange thing to be just starting out in the world, not knowing what's going to happen, next. For the first time, it's all up to me. Dazzling arrays of choice only dizzy me, in the end, and I am indeed dizzied when I think of it all.
from bluemeany :
Well of course I didn't mean YOU, beautiful! I would engage in sexual relations with you any day of the week, especially if you're covered in chocolate! ;) It's all these nasty, stinky desert men ... they are much too bold for their own good. Even chocolate wouldn't make them lickable, and you know that's a very bad sign.
from niceguymike :
You are such a tease, Ms. Hiss. And also, I might add, one of the few women on DL who doesn't spend a decent portion of her bandwidth male-bashing. Thank you for the congrats on the exam-thingies, as well. As far as presents go, I've been thinking about a nice Yule present for you for months. MONTHS, I tell you.
from devian :
thank you for your sweet words regarding amber...she got through her surgery and the "worst-case" scenarios did NOT happen. she can see, she is not paralyzed--however, they found more tumors in her brain and don't know if/when they can be removed. i am going to find a way to raise money--a fundraiser, a walk, a run...something. she needs help!
from ms-do :
Thanks Hiss, not really frazzled, just hoping for an unstressed child for one night....smile
from redtoaster :
Thanks so much Hiss. It is amaizing how even though I am on the other side of the pond, my family still wants to stir up shit. Thank God I live here now and not there. I can only imagine. At least here they just can't pop in on me. It used to be that I didn't answer the door. One thing is that they are afraid to send me e-mail for some reason. Maybe because they know my hubby read it? Who knows. Oh well, never mind. Today is a new day and I live on the other side of the world.
from insanidork :
Captivating. Nice fridge. Bonk on the counter, however, and maybe it will last longer. ;)
from percephonecd :
Thanks for your sweet note. You have such a talent with words.
from wildrosie :
I know it's terribly unfaithful of me to say that he is more handsome...perhaps less ruggedly cowboy handsome, and more So.Cal. handsome than Kaj. But I still love Kaj, and I dream of the day that he might say that he loves me. But I told him about D...and he told me to "Go for it". Can you hear me sobbing from here?
from clipchick :
Thanks for the encouraging words. I have to say I find you quite entertaining. If I had bothered to listed to what 'ole Andrew was saying, I assure you he was saying something quite kinky about you... It's good to know that you're a fellow punctuation fan-and I just looove me those exclaimation marks too! I also like the three periods after a sentence as if one is trailing off...
from robochick :
Thanks for the encouraging words! Yes, with time and healing all great things come to a great end! It is so nice to be so very happy again. R
from zencelt :
Bummer. No Hissmail yet. Try zencelt@hotmail.com Have lovely day Hissy baby!
from mackaj :
<blush> i should get rid of those one day......
from arc-angel666 :
Scaredy Cat? How so?
from arc-angel666 :
Now Darling, would you like a gift in the mail or Me? Hiss you know I love you and I promise someday You and I shall indeed make the ground shake. Again and again...and then again and once again and so on and so forth..and one more time :-)
from batten :
Thank you. So much. I really appreciate those words of encouragement. Sometimes I feel like I'm shouting/whispering into the wind and d-land and my friends here are the only ones who "get" me and what I want to do. I've been a lurker off and on for a while but many of my reg reads and friends here have you on their favs so I added you too. Thanks so much, truly. BTW, loved the makeshift fridge door. Over here we'd call it Yankee ingenuity dunno what you'd call it in Oz but it was quite kitchy and retro-chic/cool nonetheless. (grin) Big hug to you, woman. Thanks again for the vote of confidence too. Cheers. -J
from zencelt :
Well, if you've already got him chained up and all, I'd hate to ruin your fun. But, you HAVE to take me toy shopping some day. You and Michael made our blue-girl a very happy woman. Now that I've kicked my fuck buddy to the curb, I'll be needing to beef up the toy box. Give him a tickle for me!
from mehiel :
I've locked my diary, but I'm providing you with a password. It's "reader." Thanks.
from memmunch :
I love love love your diary!!!! I had to comment after reading about the ginger...we use that at my house, too, and it totally rocks. :) - Countessa
from serenaville :
I have missed the HELL out of reading your diary. You are absolutely brilliant, and always thoroughly entertaining. Superlatives galore couldn't begin to convey the wonder of you. Hyperbole will have to suffice, lame though it is. I am thrilled to be able to catch up on your adventures again. Love, awe, and goofily dazed grins... *HUGS!!!* -K.
from sunshine0221 :
Every time I see a cool banner, I don't even have to click, I know it's one of yours. Seriously, you need to start Hiss's Fabulous Banner Emporium.
from nicim :
hissy dear, those luverly glasses are available at my local store here in the USA. When I walked in and saw them (months after sunshine's original entry) I just screamed with joy. They were almost better than finding a new flavor of "massage" oil (yeah, right....massage). As I told sunshine - I accept paypal and and willing to check on shipping costs to your great down under. xxxooo
from dinahsoar :
Sweet Hissy, I wanted to let you know (in case you don't read my entry today (now whyever would you not, you naughty girl, you!) that I'm off to Hawaii (I know, poor me!) for a week & won't be posting again until Friday, 7/22. I know you'll watch over all the good children of Diaryland in my absence (oh ... you mean I DON'T have that kind of power?) & I will write you on my return.
from pansycline :
love the 'aliens abducted my panties' banner!
from wildrosie :
I shall endeavour to refrain from committing Gregicide, but as they say, the day is young. Just keep sending "In with Gandhi, out with Hitler vibes my way"!
from sixweasels :
I just had to tell you that I adore your new banner!
from sparkspark :
Paper Johnny has been extremely bad, I have to tell you. Perhaps it is your influence, in which case I owe you thanks. I like to make him wear his sexy hat in a strategic position, and order him to Dance, Paper Johnny, Dance the "Naughty Pirate"!
from ms-do :
I've done my duty and am now mopping up the aftermath of it on my own! Now they want women to get back into the workforce in unskilled jobs so they don't have to pay them sole parent pensions and children benefits to them. Plus they are trying to bring in those freaking pre historic working conditions so that nobody has security at all. Bloody Howard! I wish he would get pregnant!!
from rainsong23 :
really interesting writing. original and entertaining. i like the tone. are you published? should be. but so should i. but i am a little lazy or busy, not sure which. i don't really mind. just telling i enjoyed the read. fit in well with "The Life and Death of Peter Sellers" I just watched. usually do use capitals, but feeling lazy.
from livingwreck :
Fuck yes. Do it.
from loner-blues :
I'll stop with the tags, I swear.
from beckers-j :
I'm so glad you like the banner. :) I can't take credit for it, however. It's a quote from 'Seinfeld'. :)
from zencelt :
Oh Hissy! I'm crying I'm laughing so hard!
from drascus :
I think you tickled a fancy in me that I was unaware needed a tickling. Have fun with the rampant bonking.
from sunshine0221 :
Whenever I see a cool boob-related banner I know you have been at it again.
from bekz-ham :
That puppy one's cute lol xxx
from bekz-ham :
wow. that's cool. :)
from dinahsoar :
Oh, Hiss! I'm in awe of you! I wish I had just a skosh of your courage & moxie & self acceptance & in your face reality! I thank you so much for everything you said. It is amazing to me that a handful of strangers scattered all across the world are more family to me than the people here in the skin. Love to you!
from candoor :
you are wonderfully mad to read :)
from wildrosie :
Wine + Ice Cream = a sound night's sleep! Can you believe, I slept for 8 hours straight after that sad defeat in the battle of the bulge. However, I shall be stronger today. Really I will. I have apples, and I'm not afraid to use them! Hugs 'n Kisses! ~Rosie~
from livingwreck :
Thanks for missing me so. And let me say, the feeling is oh-so-mutual. I hope to be back in your arms soon. (Loved your answer to Philo....whathishername, by the way.) Much hugs, kisses, licks and bites to you.
from arc-angel666 :
Stay Safe? With You? How is that Possible? Oh you mean the storm. Thanks Honeybunny I will indeed, well, until you and I finally hook up...then there is no safe :-)
from weymouth66 :
Thanks, sweetie :) Both my friends who live in London were OK, but I'm going to have to wait till Monday to check on my old work colleagues, as their office seemed to be shut today. Love and hugs, J xx
from wildrosie :
D'you know, I was trying to remember the word "cleavage", and for the life of me, all that kept coming to mind was bosoms! Now, I don't know WHY that particular word kept coming up... Thank you for the vote for the death penalty...our scorpions here are mostly just hurty-painful little bastards, but there is a tree scorpion that can kill you, or make you wish you were dead. Oh, and I've finally figured out the PERFECT thing to send you...tee hee...but I have to run to Nogales for it! Love 'n kisses! ~Rosie~
from bluemeany :
Hiss, you getting prima noctes should go without saying! Also, as I told Witty, I am more than willing to share Johnny, as long as I am invited to participate in the chocolate wrassling. (Nude, if I'm not mistaken?)
from justamephit :
Thank you so much for the note, darling Lady Hiss, and for your kind thoughts. Things are looking calmer here - of course, it's nothing compared to ... well ... what's happened to others in the past but it's terrifying. Thank you again xxx
from yelayna :
Thank you for your note! The more I think anout rhinestone tiaras, the more I think I want one...
from darcy-farrow :
I always feel like a princess when I hear from you. Glad to entertain! xoxox
from goldieknox03 :
long time no "see". Hope your doing fabulously! ;)
from loner-blues :
Hours and hours of diligent practice. The time you spend bonking, I spend perfecting my accents...probably why you get laid so much more than I do. :-D
from for-you-only :
It's just that you get a lot of comments and attention...and I well... don't. I think it's because of my lack of effort to really connect to people - I prefer others to make the first move.
from bluemeany :
Oh Hiss, you know your accent is MUCH more charming than those Proclaimers' Scot-talk! But the question is: Would you walk 500 miles? And would you walk 500 more? (On water, no less, since that's the only way you'd end up at my door!)
from her-story :
Thanks for quoting me on your buddy list. (hehe) I think if a kid did that to me, having to remove me would be the least of his worries... *evil grin*
from nicim :
oh - dear hissy - to think the boobalicious ad-baring wonderfulness of you all liked my little banner is almost more than I can bare (heh heh). Someday I hope to make your list of favorites....I shall keep trying and trying and trying. *kisses*
from beckers-j :
Plaster dildos?! To quote Brando (as well as Mr. J. Peterman): The horror! The horror! And no, I certainly do not look like that horrid doll, thanks for asking. :) xxxx
from orgami :
not sure what to write to one as you vibrant and out going full of colour and pout the strut the motions beautiful writings vivid imagery I especially love your gallery of things i find it most humourful I once had a truck black ford shortbox with pinstripe package white letter tires tonnuea cover sliding rear window eight track I cannot drive because i developed epilipsy and they took away my liscence but I remember the truck well when I worked i drove a one ton around it was a blast twelve minutes left to write or look around on the net Think I shall do look around some more well dont know what else to say until next time Orgami
from july28 :
Haha, we are an awesome pair of (domestic) Goddesses! I loved Pink Floyd, I think they got the best spot of the whole thing, just as it was getting dark and everybody was savouring the moment. Take care Hissy, don't do too much! xxxxxxxx
from osopequeno :
I'll admit it: I saw boobies in an ad (whilst I was typing a pissed-off-and-venting diary entry) and I clicked 'em. Your wit and vocabulary have reeled me in. Your sexual innuendo, however, makes me pine for my girlfriend. So I'm just gonna keep reading until she gets home. Thank you.
from star-cross-d :
no problem. though it caused me to think more then this summers off girl is used to. all i think of for the next two months is how much coffee costs and what book to read. a this simple life of a teenager. the last summer. gasp. scary. sorry i have a tendancy to ramble.
from her-story :
Thanks for stopping by. Feel free to read through... I have my funny moments, followed by longer periods of boredom and whining. *grins* I LOVED visiting Canada, btw... if you ever get up there, I suggest Old Quebec...
from banefulvenus :
I think I've officially clicked on all of your banners. You keep them interesting! Great site!
from niceguymike :
Well, dalring, there are always tattoos; I understand Angelina Jolie (now theoretically part of "Brangelina") had one which lasted longer than her last marriage. And, of course, the photos. As respects the nationality, I was definitely born here (and have the birth certificate to prove it!), but I doubt I'd meet the shrub's definition of American.
from sparkspark :
XOX lovely Miss Hiss. I am going to drink a pitcher of margaritas in your honor.
from wildrosie :
Oh, and can you tell that I adore my newest name, bestowed lovingly on me by my darling Hiss...I am now a Buckle-bunny Tart! I shall endeavour to live up to the name.
from hedgehoggy :
Ah sent ya an email, dear. Hope ya got it since your Yahoo account is different. No bells and whistles just yet but I've been known to carry spoons. What for? No one knows that silverware can be naughty as well. Spatulas can cause quite a rise in spirits when used correctly. *Waves to Australia*
from hedgehoggy :
Oh, it's just temporary. I'm not one to dis the Hiss! What I want to do is an entry only a few are allowed to read once I cool down after my workout just a short while ago. Some people did piss me off here on Diaryland, though. Oh, but a pox on them for messin' with Hedgie! *Waves to Australia*
from yelayna :
Every time I see a banner I like and makes me giggle, I click.. and up pops your diary. Congratulations :o) Wish I had your skill and the content worth staying for like yours! I have a mate like V - we don't see each other pften but when we do it usually involves vast quantities of alcohol and Captain Jack sparrow. Did you know there is a national speak liek a pirate day in England? :o)
from wench77 :
http://www.ukgaynews.org.uk/Archive/2005june/1401.htm Scroll down and there is more news about it, links to other newsarticles that picked it up, and a photo of people protesting in front of it. Not Handmaid's Tale. Good Christian Love Saving Souls from Hell. You KNOW the Bible wants you to wear only blouses with sleeves, and for your hubby to wear boxers to bed!!! (and socks with his sandals)
from sparkspark :
Hi, Bella! I know that any day now, GLEN is going to come through with that cashier's check for my BOAT, and I'm going to be rich! Rich as Vikings!
from pansycline :
yes, cross-eyed!! I know!! They are a precious rarity. Incidentally, re. the native Quebecois wear (tunics, hemp stockings...), I double-posted that entry to my other blog, where I happen to have a Quebecois reader (who I forgot about). He didn't think it was funny at all. *Sigh* He inadvertently accused me of 'post-irony' (which, apparently, gets old). I asked if that was some kind of feminist term. Have yet to hear back. Cheerio!
from darcy-farrow :
I am humbled by your sweet gesture of adding me to your favorite list. I shall work hard to keep my life as ridiculous and improbable as possible to maintain your interest. Thanks!
from goingloopy :
Thanks for adding me to your favorites. :)
from hedgehoggy :
Oh, don't tell me you are thinking of sexual delights with dairy. Damn stuff is cold on a stiffy! Trust me. I know. Must be off! Pish tosh by gosh!
from orgami :
my god what an amusing site I am just left with five minutes now and looked at the gallery site out of interest and found it well the whole thing to be very intriguing I love the writing very campy and the description of pallor was indeed correct Having once been down to one sixty and lost all my tan when I was ill (mental abberations) Now I am tanned and weigh two twenty eight the Billy Corgan Edward Scissor hands look that girl from beetle juice My own Bunny has this complexion pale as a lily with her dark hair and dark mascared eyes very interesting after all as if chasing something of the night beings gawwd creeps me out just thinking about it people living in character depths of it all well must go now giving myself the willies thanks for making me chuckle though Orgami over and out....
from wildrosie :
Even better than that, how 'bout you take one side and I'll take another? Of course, poor arc-angel might not survive the experience, but he'd die a happy man!
from candoor :
still amused after all these entries (and somehow I remember more :)
from monkey-king :
Aw, Hiss. I'm honored to join the throngs of your favorites. Continue on with the infallibleness, yo.
from devian :
i truly adore your banners and your site. you remind of me SquirrelX.
from not-tuesday :
"Cowboys Are My Weakness"....OMG, that just fits me perfect.
from xat :
I'll bring my camera to the show and the book release. I'm leaning towards the Wicked Librarian look, as I pull it off so well. *cackle* Having fits with the uterus doll. Blast and damnation, knitting six stitches on three double-pointed needles is like trying to thread a needle on the Tilt-a-Whirl. Now it's a challenge, and I'll never give up! *grin* **!G.
from hedgehoggy :
I'm sure that many, many guys do not quite care about the age of the bosom. As long as the woman has a sharp wit towards a good fuck in the balfery, boob exposure is considered wonderful. So, whip 'em out when you wish.
from scorpi07 :
The banner regarding geniuses with humility and stupendous bosoms is brilliant! I love love love it. :)
from niceguymike :
Damn, and I thought you'd appreciate the anthropomorphism, since you adore it so. But you really do have more interesting holidays than mine.
from justmouse :
fat girl pants/shorts - are like cycling shorts, or spandexy type shorts...it stops my fat thighs from rubbing together causing unbearable hurty chafing.
from anorexicsoul :
lovely. If I didn't like mine so much, I might rather wish I had your life. Though I enjoy your ability to tell a good story.
from catz-eyes :
a fight, eh...? you're a very brave lass to take on a gay boy... ok, a fight it is then for josh's 'dimples'... but am warning you: i've been known to pull hair. ;) ***HUGGLES*** love & other indoor sports =^..^=
from ava-reborn :
Thanks sweetie. It wasn't easy taking those photos, when K wanted me to stand so close to her to protect her from the nips from the goslings!
from bluemeany :
Oh Hiss, how I've missed you! Now I am back to being your most devoted reader, so never fear. Oh, and Husband was very pleased with your advice (regarding uncomfortable places) and says Thank You!
from go-lions-1 :
I just wanted to tell you that you've got a really good way of keeping the reader of your diary interested.I don't know you or anything and I don't usually have any interest in anyone elses' life besides mine, but you used so much detail that I just couldn't tear my eyes away until I was finished! you've got a wounderful writing talent!
from mainsqueeze :
Well, that's that: Now I love you and you will never be able to get rid of me. Hi, new friend. I'm Angela, and I'm so glad to have made your acquaintance.
from betchy :
well as long as you were satisfied!!! and can i just say thank you for being such a fantastic buddy. you always leave me comments on practically every entry, and i really appreciate it. if sometimes i dont reply, its not because i'm being horrid, more that i dont have the time as i only have net access at work. but thank you and i love you lots x
from justamephit :
Hah, I might have known the bosoms banner was yours, darling hiss!
from mcearstix :
we're both girls, we both have pet parrots, we're both arrogant, umm... the similarities can't be coincidental. squawk.
from betchy :
ooooh pornographic dreams....i love them. when you wake up quivering with delight, half expecting the star of your dream to be next to you. i had one about two weeks ago, about Gaz, the internet guy who stopped talking to me for no reason. it was such a good dream *sigh*. so was Mr arc-angel any good in the dream?
from allegedwife :
I could be way off base but I have a sneaking suspicion that your appreciation of leather has a slightly different cause then Mr Minyamoo's. But, I've been know to be wrong. You might be happily munching on a handbag strap (or maybe a stockwhip) as I type.
from boofkadinky :
nope i didnt make the giant egg... found it in the shed...i find everything in there....tis truly amazing what one can find in a farm shed...i'm hoping to find a large wad of cash, a new car and perhaps an handsome and witty lover in there this week
from fleigen :
good work jones. love your diary.
from bindyree :
Bar Nothing brought me here! :-)
from monkey-king :
This is your Tom Waits movie soundtrack sighting of the week. The Documentary “Enron – The Smartest Guys in the Room” starts the opening credits with “What’s He Building?” The mid-point has Straight to the Top (Vegas), and end credits roll over (of course) to “God’s Away on Business). This has been your Tom Waits movie soundtrack sighting of the week. Had this been a real Tom Waits sighting you would be instructed to LOSE YOUR FUCKING MIND! Thank you.
from zencelt :
I shall rant and rave and curse with the best of them. Feeling much better today after writign it all out yesterday and reading the wonderful notes from my strong women.
from pansycline :
thanks for putting me on yr buddy list! I hope to begin to balance my nonsense and whining with some torrid romances [or platonic friendships with boys, which are often sort of torrid like romances] in the next few months, as I will soon [finally!] be a woman on my own in the big ol' city. hm. has your diary inspired me? perhaps...
from arc-angel666 :
No Way! No Cashews for you! Honeybunny your gonna get the unsheathed heat tested folded 20 times Broad Sword again and again, well, as long as we stay out of cold water that is :-)
from blondeinside :
aww, thank you!! I love your diary too. You steam up the countryside good! .. was that even a grammatical sentence?? oh well. Rock on!!
from iambucket :
hey Rxxxx! So, I managed to get online...but can't get into my email account cuz hotmail is going thru menopause! Wanted to let you know tho, as I said I would :-) , that I do have what was needed so I can do what I need to do! * I know at least you will understand that, lol) Thanks SSSOOOOO very much my sweet!! I'll let ya know when the pad is ready so you can come and bring that whip and see me. You DO advertise that you have it and will travel, ssoooo.... MANY hugs to you for all you've done!! *kotc* bucket
from beetilda :
Oh, honey, I totally know that. I am just the laziest woman in the world. But thanks! I decided not to go to gumbo night. I am pretty sure that I am past the nadir. I know, all I do is whine about being siiiiick. But actually right now, I am thinking the phrase "Cheers, Big Ears" and that's actually cheering me up. Still waaay to soon for alcohol. But PG Tips is doing me a world of good. Oh, and why does something that costs $6.99 USD cost $14.95 AD? Do you all make pots of money? Love, Bee
from caffeinegeek :
See I'm MUCH to lazy for a straightener. :)
from bindyree :
I keep clicking on your banners! The 40 appreciating 20 banner got me this time. What with turning 40 last month and all. Keep up the good work! :-) xoxoxoxox
from goldieknox03 :
magenta sounds lovely. Course you are rather secretive about the whole photo thing. And here I am taking pictures of my ass. OH well. to each his own
from sunshine0221 :
Well I must be a few chihuahuas short of a load. Is my face red or what? I feel like such an ignorant American - not knowing that chihuahuas are the official Aussie unit of measurement.
from allegedwife :
Guilty as charged! I have to admit to being tuned into Classic FM instead (they were a little slow broadcasting the verdict). I'm definitely a nerd not a news-hound. Cheers Fi
from allegedwife :
Our(?) Shapelle.....verdict still pending (whether I am really interested or not is a different matter)
from justmouse :
you need an msn acct. yahoo is poo and won't work for me at work. msn is much better. (i'm feeling rather left out as you have chatted with my husband, but not with me. i mean, i found you first!!) heheh.
from hippychickie :
Hello. I have been lurking... quite amused. I don't use diaryland anylonger... I use blogger if you want to come and see my blog. Love your stories. http://hippo-pepperpot.blogspot.com/ xxxx Hippo
from zencelt :
My cup runneth over... I love the quote you picked for me. Have a lovely day!
from sunshine0221 :
I LOVE the unusally shaped, err sexual lubricant! You are so helpful! I can display it next to my glasses - which I am reconsidering because it is recommended that one handwashes them - and heaven knows I can barely load and unload the dishwasher - let alone HAND WASH glasses.
from yarnsmith :
I'll need a big cauldron to cook those marron up, I will have it installed next to the barbeque.
from xat :
Oh my goodness, yes. The same problem exists here, too. It's hilarious, watching mayonnaise-white teens adopt to cadences and language of Compton, Queens, and the Bronx. So sorry, lilywhite boy, ain't no one buying your bullshit. *laugh* But it's wonderfully funny. **!G.
from ezeeminhas :
Hi, Its just gr8 whteva u ve jotted down. Im into writing articles n all n now im thinkin bt goin for ma daily diary as ive found out this incredible website ov Diaryland. Ma namez Ezee Minhas im 31/m n im i spend most ov ma tyme in the cockpit,,doozing hehe. well God Bless ya Tc n bbyez
from ms-do :
Hiss, i saw your banner add......your bossoms are stupendous for sure.
from forty-plus :
Thank you for joining the Sassy Girls and All About Me diary rings!
from pyroguysr :
*grins* Of COURSE he's going to say that! He's being threatened with his life. Just about anyone would say whatever was necessary to get out of that situation. Unfortunately, those terrorists lie... though you wouldn't know so from what the media says. According to them, Terrorists ALWAYS tell the truth and the Bush Administration/America ALWAYS lies... But I don't want to get into a political discussion with you when we have oh, so many more wonderful temptations to go into! *feeds you a chocolate covered strawberry*
from niceguymike :
Don't be silly, dalring. If I were going to bonk my cat (which I'm of course not), I'd do it so I'd be around to enjoy the quietness which would ensue.
from livingwreck :
It does!! Pity they're not my testicles...Oh kidding, I'm still saving them for you. Let me know when you're ready.
from july28 :
I really think that we turn into the person our name suggests...more about your eccentric Auntie, please!!!!
from bindyree :
Your stupendous bosom drew me in. ... I mean the BANNER.
from hedgehoggy :
Now, you just did not get to forget to answer my question on penises did ya? Must go! Pish tosh and be off in thoughts of the pink fellows to tell of what makes them charming.
from bohemianlife :
thank you so much!
from pyroguysr :
I'd marry you in a heartbeat, my sweet, sweet Hiss... and I get to move to Oz? ADDED BONUS! (Um, yer hubby don't mind sharin', do he?) *pulls the stem of some tall grass outta his mouth and scratches his shin with a spur*
from forty-plus :
Thank you.
from beetilda :
Hi Hiss! I dreamed about you last night. He himself and I were in Australia, and you and J were getting married. There was a big parade, and it was like a national holiday. We were all lounging around and you told me that your name was Lou. I said "No, that's wrong! It's Ruby, or Ramona!" but you were really patient with me and even let me be your flower girl. Then we were all taking naps in church, and you were saying something about the Episcopal church, and dragons, and how they'd better let you two get married. It was all very strange. But fun. You were a really good sport. I was kind of bratty.
from dinahsoar :
Love your writing (even though it makes me blush)! I just read your profile. A Tom Waits fan? Well ... give my unbrella to the rain dogs ... me, too! Didjaever see "Down By Law"? He's great in it!
from livingwreck :
I'll try to be strong. Just for you, my love...Oh, and I get some Aussie tv-show themes stuck in my head too. Skippy is number one with a bullet, Home and Away (for fuck's sake), Simon Townsend's Wonder World...shoot me now. Please.
from kalel592002 :
Dunno if you remember me - been having a rough time of things too. "Giddiness" is a word (I write). Just finished a move meself, decluttering too.
from yeahimadork :
Oh, my darling Miss Hiss... do you know the giddyness (is that even a word? If so, is it spelled correctly? I have no clue) I just felt when I saw that you added me to your favorites? You are too fabulous! xoxo
from niceguymike :
Oh, I hadn't had those in ages. I did, however, get rid of two glisteny dress shirts in really odd colors.
from caffeinegeek :
Oooh Armadillos! I hadn't thought about that. Thanks.
from sunshine0221 :
More fabulous banners!! The coffee and spanking one is still my all time favorite!
from zencelt :
Hey, how 'bout this: "I can't come to work today, because my dog ate my bra!" ROFL
from suenosverde :
thanks for the sweet note, yes yes "pass the ___ (insert stupid domestic object here)game" is a wonderful pastime whilst drunk... it leads to other more interesting "games"
from beckers-j :
Hey, thanks for checkin' in and leavin' a note. :) As for El Toro, it's a divine little toy that I picked up recently involving a cock-ring with an insert for a mini-vibrator that a gal can control as she sits astride her man. HIGHLY recommended. Although, I can't imagine it's something you haven't heard of (or even used) considering your thorough knowledge of all things carnal. :)
from dinahsoar :
Thank you for your comments. I don't think I've been called 'intoxicating'. Exhilerating, possibly. Nauseating, no doubt. You, on the other hand ... wow! Edgy! Saucy! Sylvia Plath on steroids with a chaser of rain. Whatever is a 'doona'? Your house is amazing! The Welch dressers rock! I'm going to Google the poem "Go Down Red Roses" right now. Thanks again!
from tattoobelly :
Can I just say, I really, REALLY adore you. I can hardly wait to finish catching up your entries this weekend (watch your stats for the person who reads a crapload of entries in one sitting), and I will Absolutely send you one of my tiny penises or whatever I end up making, for burying in your garden. Now That's motivation!
from xat :
Let me check...ah yais...Quiet Riot "Cum on Feel the Noize." So the only liberty I took was replacing "the" with "da." Oh, so wacky. In re: Queensland...golly. It's tempting. I'd better do some more research. Smooches~**!G.
from livingwreck :
Confusing and embarrassing. And I'll be on the lookout for those from an ex-lover. I hadn't thought of that. Much love to you.
from planetqueen :
your diary is absolutely brilliantly hilarious.
from vix280 :
Yea Im almost 40 and LOVE my 20 yr old men....Addin ya...hope thats AOK!
from bluemeany :
Hiss, where DO you come up with these fantastic banners?
from ms-do :
Hmmmm i wonder......smile
from wench77 :
Mwahahahah!! That's for the idea that all those receipts and bills and paperwork is more dealable in electronic form. In electronic form it is stacked up in inboxes, and really hard to tell one from the next. At least all my paper telephone bills are 8" wide and yellow... really really easy to grab them out of a pile of papers. Whereas my internet bills are electronic, and I can so easily lose one misfiled in some other electronic file. Grrrr. I really am a paper fan for most things. (hear me flutter! hehe) cheers!
from betchy :
oh thank you so!!! its good to be back! i do miss you while i am away. you have so many people add you as a fave every time i read you......i dont know how you do it! well, i do, its because you're fabulous sweetheart!!
from yarnsmith :
Funny you should mention Marron Ponds, (we call them crawdads or crayfish), He often talks fondly of his childhood when his uncle would catch thousands of the little critters and cook them up at his tavern for the clientel. I have no doubt that if we had room for a crayfish pond, he would want one.
from weymouth66 :
Many thanks for the birthday wishes! I did get well oiled on Friday, though Saturday was pooped when my friend and her boyfriend decided to have a blazing row, leaving me standing by, fed up... Love your diary! J xx
from justamephit :
Well, I could probably survive without the lizards but there's something quite decadent about laptop + sun + naked. And yes, caped raincoat and fedora, the boy is quite delectable.
from beetilda :
Oh my, no wonder you didn't understand my question! ( But I am not even hung over, where's the "lesson to be learned" in all that?)It was on how to join a diaryring. I thought maybe you had to jump through all sorts of hoops and things. So I'll follow your advice. Thanks a million!
from sparkspark :
Thank you for your very sweet note. I've been enjoying your sagas. I like the idea of "slut-red strawberries" and the Erica Jong quote at the bottom of your page. Amen. --Violet
from niceguymike :
Well, I didn't expect a sort of Spanish Inquisition.
from beetilda :
Hiss, I am totally dr8i=ubk. But on French vintage this time. Australin rocks though. SO, can you tell me? How do I get on a diaryring? I simply do not know how to. But you are so fun and you did. So maybe you can tell me, or not. Hope you are having a fun time!
from sunshine0221 :
Romance banner!! It's true, it's true!
from loner-blues :
You're very sweet and I bow down in reverence to the Goddess of HTML and Self-Created Layouts! :-) It's diarist like you who are my inspiration.
from tattoobelly :
Omg, can we move there and join your yurt community?? That would be so kickass! I'll complete any application materials that are required, and references provided upon request. Getting the yaks might prove difficult, but if all else fails, we can make yak costumes for the cows. Problem solved! *dusts hands*
from wench77 :
that's priceless. Tell me how it works out! I'm writing an entry right now. tah!
from postalpriss :
Thanks for your encouragement. I enjoy your writing immensely and your banner/other art work inspires me to hopefully, one day soon come up with something other than the boring blue screen I have for now. Hopefully. Keep up the entertainment dear!
from poopiebitch :
Thanks for your comment! Not many people so readily admit that I do, indeed, rock thier world (even though we both know I certainly do), so thanks for that as well. I'd just like to add, if I lived anywhere near you I'd practically live at your house, leaching off your wisdom. Use it only for good!
from crazywicked :
you are absolutely delightful. you have made my day. thanks so much.
from wench77 :
re your note: YAAAAYYY!!
from onewetleg :
how could anyone possibly say you are boring? i've read hemingway and you are far more interesting. hemingway=depressing. hissandtell= titillating. so there.
from forty-plus :
LOVE the forty banner! Paula Abdul has convinced me we should all have a few boytoys in the stable!
from yeahimadork :
I can NOT believe someone actually had the nerve to call you boring. You, my dear, are the most consistently entertaining diarist I have found thus far. And educational - while wall to wall blowjobs are status quo around these parts, 80's German porn is the one piece to my seductress puzzle that I am missing. What would I do without you?
from justamephit :
Dear beloved Hiss, you quite make my day. Although I have no idea in what part of the world there is such a delightful plethora of, um, tits 'n' tarts. I think perhaps I'm being publicly remiss with my breasts in that they usually firmly buttoned inside whatever garment I'm wearing. Although my trousers did unravel once in front of a room of Spanish agents. Thankfully I was wearing a gloriously lacey pair of french knickers so all was well. But, yes, thanks for yet another delicious entry... hmmm.. now there's a phrase I don't get to use enough ;)
from bluemeany :
Oh Hiss, hooray, you updated! I was laughing so hard at the Do You Want Cock story that I almost had to be subdued by my co-workers. Also, I've been having a grand time perusing my selection of possible gifts! No decision yet, though ... one must take time with these things.
from hedgehoggy :
I've been so busy that I haven't had time to get back to ya. Things have been barking here and there, literally. My dogs just keep me on my toes and holding a pooper-scooper with one hand. Did you know there is a contest to find a replacement for Michael Hutchense? No one can replace the guy that oozed sexuality while exhibiting impressive style. Oh, I so need to come to Australia!
from goldieknox03 :
I got the cutest picture of clown fish today. And wa-la, it was a postcard from my favourite aussie. Thanks hun. I really liked it. Ill write you back soon! hope you had a blast on the coast. And do you have msn messenger?
from niceguymike :
That's why they call it a surrealism generator, dalr.
from sunshine0221 :
I would so love to bag the whole clothes thing. Think of how much more money I would have for dilettante projects! And I loved your last entry, and I am reconsidering my profession as we speak.
from mare-ingenii :
Thank you! How lovely!
from bratnatch :
I stumbled across your journal instead of studying, and I quite like your style. And fun writing should never go uncomplimented. So. Way to be.
from accentjunkie :
Thanks for the postcard hon! I'm so awful, the super special gift I meant to send you is still floating around my living room somewhere. I'm sure I'll come across it once I start packing. . .
from dream-worlds :
Hehe, thanks for reading! The book's called Angus, Thongs & Full Frontal Snogging, I found it one day while I was bored in the libary near me! It's brilliant, soo funny! You'd love it, xx
from niceguymike :
Oh, come now. That dear little joey isn't going to grow up to disembowel anyone, especially if he's sent to the best schools, has all the telly he wants and goes to church regularly. The adult looks a bit dodgy, though.
from beckers-j :
Thanks for the tips re: guzzling water. :) I really think it's doin' something for me! I'm not sure if the Compassion Capital Fund can be used for Nigerian ex-presidents' widows, but I'll be sure to look into it if I happen to have the time. Ha! :) Glad you got a kick out of my banner.
from hedgehoggy :
Well, have you taken a gander at the goose? Curious me has been trembling around teapots while the dog rests with fine china sitting on its head. The suspense is getting to us all.
from sparkspark :
Thank you kindly! I'm enjoying your take on things, as well. -- Violet
from loner-blues :
I have considered it, I just don't know what the code is! :-) I would love to be enlightend my most prized Goddess. -cat
from niceguymike :
Well, goodness, dalring, I'd never figured you for someone to leave a note about something everyone knows.
from mavenhaven :
Thanks, I've been lurking about on your site as well.
from bedeleanne :
A heathen baby huh? You crack me up!!! hehe, maybe I could call it Saint Bernard for a boy and Sainte Bernardine for a girl???
from hedgehoggy :
Well, I am back and pictures have been placed in a certain hidden area. Just looky-see if you wish and am so luvin' the cum-full mind you aspire to exhibit. Nature's little nurishment, huh? Oh, how I'd love to meet a kangaroo!
from navychick :
Your writing is great! I've never read anything so eloquent; I couldn't stop reading.
from niceguymike :
Just quietly, I may have been more pissed than I realized.
from for-you-only :
oh, sorry, I missed the joke. lol. Yeah, ironic. I do kinda like the s&m thing, likely because of my lack of beatings as a child. I just don't like it all the time... some people go too far for me. ~Pink
from bluemeany :
Well, ANOTHER of your banners got me ... Hiss, I think Diaryland wants us to be together.
from niceguymike :
You're becoming more and more predictable, dearest. Even as I wrote that entry, I knew exactly which bits you'd key in on. And I *still* always forget that your sort always refer to inebriation as being pissed; I was sitting here thinking "but I got over that!"
from lapisllong :
i can't type. sorry!
from lapisllong :
heh. i shoudl just mail it to you if i ever get around to making it. i ca n wor a computer like a pro but the sewing machine is a torture device made to drive me crazy . . . er. i sew everything by hand. with dental floss so it will NEVER fall apart. : )
from pansycline :
lol. I'm sticking w/ the erect penis and testicles interpretation! thx for the idea!
from pansycline :
ALL of your banners I click on, I tell you! All of them! [well, how could I resist?]
from wench77 :
LOL! Well, ya got Bush jokes in the wifebeater pics, I had to do something to lighten the monotonous steaminess of the jockstrap ones eh? But doesn't Pisser look so sweet and vulnerable, like he hasn't a clue we might not find him the most hot???
from july28 :
Hey, Hissy! Thank you for the note re the witches weekly questions - I am feeling quite sad now , it's such a long while since I've been on the Monk's hill on Beltane - my Mum is a real Garden Queen now and does all her nature communing from her own little space, and last time she was at the spring it had dried up. It's amazing how the smell of the lilac brings it all back to me so clearly though. Enjoy your Beltane celebrations....I can never get my head around the opposite seasonal things happening with you guys! ( I may well take a wee trip down to the Monk's hill in Summer and take some pix for the webshots thingy when the rhodies are fully out ) Take care xxxx
from candoor :
you are a plethora of fun to read... conformity is soffocating, stay you :)
from for-you-only :
there is nothing wrong with spanking. shit, kids need to get beat to learn any disipline. Every kid I know that got spanked, or whipped or whatever, always said "I deserved it, and needed it, it tought me a lot." I wish someone had, had the sence to beat the crap out of me for the junk I did as a kid, maybe I wouldn't be so messed up now. Sorry if your banner was meant as a joke, but it pissed me off. ~Pink
from betchy :
i promise i will have updated by May 10th. and i will miss you terribly too. thanks for the advice. i dont think i actually flirt enough. i think that i think i'm flirting, but the male who i think i am flirting with thinks "she's a friendly girl....someone you could be really good mates with". perhaps i should start thrusting my cleavage in their face.....that might be a clue!!!
from lapisllong :
thanks! i have really been in love with that image for a few years and sadly, no inspriation. then, suddenly, SPRUNG! it was there! i may be 30 but i have moments where i am 5 and sooooo pround that i washed my hair all by myself . . . in that magical flushy-thingy! gee, i don't remember my dad ever moving that fast before but i tell you he washed my nice clean hair THREE times that day!
from starofvenus :
Interesting evileyes alter...what kind of wicca do you practice. Do you follow a particular priestess Dion Forture perhaps?
from purpleworm :
LOL Darlin' I've noticed a trend in the sites you reference as ones we've already got bookmarked, seems you & my wife are like minded in some areas ;) might be why I've taken such a shine to you. She's already put in a request for fox & bunny tails plus a fur flogger so you'll likely be seeing some of them show up somewhere before long.
from accentjunkie :
I'll show HIM a Turkish prison let me tell you! Say, can I borrow a whip darl?
from englishavngr :
I have been terribly remiss in updating my little piece of D-land heaven, but my student teaching placement has kept me ridiculously busy. I barely had time to update my profile, let alone write a (coherent) entry. One is coming very soon, promise!
from bluemeany :
Hello sweet Hiss! You can find all my info on my yesterday's entry ... because my e-mail seems to be all kinds of fucked up, or else I'd just send it to you that way. By the way, I want to let you know that I am completely with you on the whole being nude whenever possible thing ... it's so much more comfy than clothes! Love, Meany
from pyroguysr :
Oh, and I'm quite over age 37 (well, not mentally, but chronologically...) but I'd bonk ya! Just say when!
from pyroguysr :
ROTFLMAO.... You are too too too much!
from betchy :
oh Hiss, how i missed you while i was away!!!! i am so glad i am back and can once again be regailed with your hilarious and witty tales. love you xxx
from beetilda :
Oh, Hiss, to quote that guy they quote in "Four Weddings and a Funeral", I think I love you! /bee
from loner-blues :
I hate to burst your bubble love, but I'm under thirty and unable to find a plethora of random strangers to bonk...so I guess there truly is no hope for our world.
from ladyvaduva :
glue guns are a girls best friend.. and who ever isnt' interested in sex must be completely of their rocker.. and instead should be on a rocker of sorts yes.. lol.. ne who.. love ur diary.. still can never get enuff of it.. and the pictures are always wonderful..
from sixweasels :
I can't say I've ever met a single woman or man who wasn't interested in sex. But if that's the average for the women, no wonder that gal was making such a killing!
from thalakos84 :
I feel like an idiot. Here I've been reading your diary for a few months now and I just now realized your from Australia. I should've known. No one I've ever met calls it "bonking". Sigh.....I want to bonk. Love, Ð
from ms-turner :
Damn, I must know the wrong Oz women then. All the ones I'm acquainted with are very into sex and all it's juicy little details.
from loner-blues :
My Goddess Hiss, I don't have words to convey how flattered I am that you liked my Sloth-full entry. :-) Yours was an impossible act to follow. All I can seem to come up with is a humble thank you, so: thank you my tiara-wearing goddess. -cat
from arc-angel666 :
Alrighty then! I have finally enter your diary. I read and then read some more. My God its like an itch that won't go away so i read some more. My phone rang, I stop talked a bit then went right back to reading you. Then i noticed the galleries. That's the straw that broke the Camels back...Damn Honeybunny your good looking! My sick little mind began working overtime. I thought Michael stop this immediately...ahhh a cold shower, that's the ticket but noooooooooooooo! As the cold droplets of water it my skin they turned to steam. Thank God your save in Australia....but then again I'm going there in August lol. Seriously Ms Hiss your a Babe!
from elgan :
To be honest, the tackiest cowboy hat and boot combinations were worn by the volunteers at the airport, retirees dressed in red shirts and pants with bolo ties and white hats, ever helpful to direct you to where you had to go. Not being stampede season, the general population is not as prone to western dressing as I had hoped. Next time, I promise, I will take pictures. I promise!
from niceguymike :
Well, the marmite-frosted cake did sound delish.
from obsidianfrog :
Thank you for the comment... I will imagine the witty, entertaining "previous" comment D-land so ungraciously ATE!!! If it weren't for the fact I've just recently signed up for a Super Gold account, and I am so enjoying all the new friends I am reading about, I would high tail it out of here. It has become more than a nuisance... this debacle of errors every time you post a comment, or an entry, or a note. I hope to hear (read) from you soon!! Your writing is simple sublime!
from beetilda :
Hiss, we're back in as of this morning. I so Lost My Shit a few times, though. And I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop, not realising the thing has hit the floor long ago. There are still a few things that need doing, but we had a lamb roast this evening, and my sister and her daughter came to dinner and we had a wonderful time! It is so good to be home. The suburbs were scary!
from blazingstar :
Of course! Check your email...now!
from lovelydaisy :
Thanks for the warm wishes! We are getting things done slowly, but i have to get my butt in gear as we move next weekend!!!!!! I'm just a tad bit excited :)........Carrie
from yeahimadork :
Re: your comment in my diary... If you *do* steal the "I told you anal didn't hurt" line for your Yule cards, you must must must send me one. I could not possibly imagine the photo that would accompany that line. You, my dear, are fantastic. ;)
from niceguymike :
Well, I'm bloody well not going to give away any state secrets, dalring, but I will say that, in addition to washing the truck and uncovering the chrome accents, I cooked the sausages, planted the pots, flattened the stitching and played with the cat. Just think about *that* at the next smart party you have, missy!
from radiogurl :
*Mwah* Thank you much for the wonderful new link! It's right up my twisted little alley and is now linked from my diary.
from iamjackslie :
Dont be shattered about the layout business -- I'm just saying, I hate your layout. :) It's TOO W I D E. J/K Thanks for reading me.
from monkey-king :
Sorry for the span-like post, but knowing your Tom Waits interest, and also knowing that you’re probably smart enough to have NOT seen the movie “Robots,” I thought I should tell you that the film has a major plot point centered around Waits’ “Underground” complete with synchronized animation. This happens later with Britney Spears. I’m aghast.
from bluemeany :
Since you haven't updated in a while, I'm guessing you're getting laid. Lucky. Have fun!
from behindthelad :
OMG I *heart* you - fellow sparlke-eyer. Fab entry, sincerely, a new fan x
from kilowatt :
I thank you for your initiative to leave me such flowering words of esteem. You honor me greatly. I am so pleased that you took the time to pause upon my doorstep during your online journey. Additionally, I welcome your appreciation for the design of my banners as a confectionery masterpiece of the most ambrosial nature. The act of reading your expressed sentiments was a most decadent treat that shall be the dessert to my day. "I can live for two months on a good compliment." ~ Mark Twain ~ I thank you again for the extravagant gift of your lyrical and charming words of praise. May you continue to enrich the lives of others with your radiance, goodness, and humor.
from purpleworm :
:) we haven't tried one yet Miss Hiss, but to let you in on a wee secert I make all sorts of interesting leather & chainmail goodies for people & I've made several items for folks just like the one you discribe but we've yet to venture there ourselves (the strap at the top of my page is one of mine too) I even have several very soft rabbit furs sitting about that were destined for bra linings that I might have to use for a paddle/mitt instead.
from justamephit :
Tee hee - I adored your Avarice entry. Sins of excess are always the most fun anyway ;)
from sunshine0221 :
I want you to know that you are the BEST notes stalker. And I am glad you enjoyed the testicle banner. I couldn't decide if it was in poor taste, or really funny - finally decided it was both, and went with it. Also it was VERY intimidating designing banners after seeing yours. I kept expecting to get notes that said, "Banner was okay, but it was no Hissbanner.".
from coldandgray :
Oops, sorry, tee hee. But I cannot help but click, because they are so stunning. Something was telling me to add you. You are beloved by many & now I know why.
from caffeinegeek :
Awww you give my feet waaaaay to much credit. I dont' take care of them at all, which is sad considering how much of mmy time is spent barefoot on a yoga mat. I have never in my life painted my toe nails, and believe it or not my finger nails either. I will post a picture though. You should have seen my SO's face when I asked him to take a picture of my feet to be posted on the internet though. I wish I'd taken a picture of that!
from zencelt :
I do find it flattering that a girl thinks I'm wanna-date-able. She was a smart, pretty cool chick. You know, I was wondering what kind of psycho hillbilly vibes I was giving off that made lesbians run away from me in general. It was weird! I think my ex-boyfriend's mom put a curse on me (she was a lesbian, of course), because I "turned her son against her." That was back in highschool. Ever since, any lesbians who have crossed my path have hissed and spat at me. I feel ever so cool and curse free now...
from herdarlinsin :
What the fuk do you mean no cookie?! Whore. Thank you for the sweet note after the "no cookie" reward. *muah*
from niceguymike :
Ah, yes; well, that would explain the smell and the maggots, wouldn't it?
from loner-blues :
Thank you Goddess Hiss. :-)
from arc-angel666 :
Okay. I just saw your latest banner and wondered...why is it when I was abducted by Aliens I got the anal probe and all they did to you was take your panties?
from yeahimadork :
My dear, you really do have the very best banners on diaryland. I love them all!! I thought my bedroom had a lot of fun accessories... but you've got me beat. ;)
from xat :
Well darlin', after your illuminating entry on gluttony, I'd consider it the highest of compliments to be ingested by your singular, sassy, saucy self. **!G.
from herdarlinsin :
I saw your banner and decided even as tempting as it is, I didn't want to be punished. Do I get a cookie now?
from niceguymike :
Whatever you may have read on the bathroom wall, the whole interspecies thing is right out.
from ladyvaduva :
I love the amount of costume changes and whom you can transform yourself into!.. just reading that made my day! :-) I wish I had as many various costumes as you do.. never mind someone to show them off for! lol!! awesomness... you have acheived greatness (but I don't think you need me to tell u that! lol!)
from a-medley :
Hey, thanks for stopping by my diary! I can't tell you how cool I feel being listed on your page. I thoroughly enjoyed your newest entry. I too love shiny things... though I think it a little sad that your Aladdin style treasure trove doesn't include camels... perhaps you could get a stuffed one. And put a shiny necklace on it, of course.
from evoen :
Thanks hissandtell! ~hugs~
from elgan :
Thank you for your wonderful note. I am so happy to welcome you to my diary. I'm sure there will be lots more about that black satin cocktail dress, if I can actually keep it on for more than 10 minutes!
from wildrosie :
Thank you darlin'. Somehow, all of this has been a bit easier, knowing that you have been there too. But, things have progressed, and as they say, the darkest hour is just before dawn! Maybe things aren't over for us, we have been talking. So keep your fingers crossed, and pray that I find the strength to hold out for what I want, not just going back to what I had. He's weakening!
from geeked-out :
Hi! I was wondering how you got the thumbnails on your photo pages. I couldn't find anything online, or I was just too lazy to look hard. Thanks! I really enjoy your diary.
from wench77 :
we are all but aphids, my dear. metalanguage huh. how frightening. Bet there is a lot going up in the air in that department! cheers! GRIN!
from iambucket :
Hey babecakes! FYI- I have NO idea what you were talking about that cowboy man needed. NONE, lol. And, I am SO not worried about the privacy thing, nor worried about it being IDENTICAL to prior- not at all. But no clue what he needed- dems all the pws I have for anything. (OH did see some perfect and hot leather boots for you today!! yowie!)
from chaosdaily :
well i did tell someone the other day that all the cacti were male, because they all had/were pricks....
from chakra-chick :
Hi love! Thank you so much for all the comments you have left for me over the past week- you are so great! And you will be the first to know that I didn't allow anything to happen with 'married guy"! Again, thanks for the advice and I can't say this enough...your journal rocks! ~smooches~
from pyroguysr :
But... but... I'm not even listed among your favorite diaries
from winsome-blue :
*Licks the Goddess Hiss's whip* Looking forward to your "Avarice" entry m'lady.
from drmz-of-him :
Thanks, luv! *mwah!* I appreciate it!
from lovelydaisy :
I will try and get it fixed. I might just get a new template or use one of thiers for now and add to it as i learn how. HTML is hard!!
from catz-eyes :
hello to you, you salicious little cherub you! just wanted to thank you for the very kind comments about the Lust entry; praise from one such as yourself leads to much giddiness. looking for to Avarice ;) ***HUGGLES** love & other indoor sports xox =^..^=
from hedgehoggy :
Quite a question you impose upon me. Just what does a "nice cock" mean? In other words, what kind of penis are you enthralled with? I'm sure they all have their differences but girls do have standards.
from purpleworm :
Darlin' you take such good care of me, thanks ;)
from livingwreck :
Mmm, yum. Where do you want me to start? (he asks, all embarrassed.) Not sure if your notes are private enough for details like that lol...
from teacherlady2 :
I have restored the photos of the bead work. I was going to post a new one, but I won't get to it before this weekend. I shall, however, find time to give you a grovelling, worshipping tribute in my diary in return for the mention :o)
from july28 :
Hiss, did you try the link for the wickerman fest on my page? It's a shame you are down under because this year it's going to be fantastic - and THE STRANGLERS are headlining!!! Also much workshops like hedge craft, wicker work etc. This year I just *cannot* let it go by. Also have you read Wilforests diary? Her link is also on my latest page, you would love her, so clever , a pagan and also from OZ. Looking forward to reading an entry from you dedicated to J's swearwords (LOL at the one in the middle of your last entry) Take care xxxxxxx
from ms-turner :
Oh god cowboys... For me, its the Wrangler jeans that do it... and the hats of course. Thanks for checking me out! :-) Ms. T
from moonfaeryy :
Thank you for the kind words, and boosting my ego a bit. ;-) I hope to have as many readers as you do someday.....
from loner-blues :
Oh no, that's okay. :-D Would just like to entertain the fantasy sometimes that I might possibly be cool...and yes, I would marry you in a second. :-D But I'm sure your husband does a much better and more thorough job bonking you than I ever could. -cat
from loner-blues :
WOW! You thought I was Australian!! OMG that is so cool! Unfortunately, I'm an American (UGH), but that I might possibly come close to being cool enough to pass for an Aussie...oh, you've filled my little black heart with joy!!! Thank you Goddess Hiss! Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!! -cat
from xat :
I don't know about spectacular, but thank you for the vote of confidence. *laugh* **!G.
from pyroguysr :
...and you do realize that Plath was quite a madwoman, don't you?
from pyroguysr :
I suffer from CRS so I have to be whacked over the head from time-to-time to remember who I know and don't know online anymore... I'm just OLD! LOL But I did think that my placing a few of Ted Hughes' lines here in response to your Plath was quite amusing... *grins*
from catz-eyes :
:) hiya cherub. hey, you are welcome to help yourself - no shamelessnessess required! be most intruiged to see what you get ;) ***HUGGLES*** xo's =^..^=
from hannahlore :
First off, that was great timing on that note you sent me, lol. I had just stressed myself out and then i got that, heh. I didn't see that seeing as that i only watch Cartoon Network and Court TV for some weird reason. I'm going to search the net for more things about Sylvia Plath. I'm fairly new to her musings she's already sparked me. I know that probably sounds awful, lol. And actually in the past two days i've read half your page, lol! I'll get better over the weekend. *salutes* Take care, for some odd reason i have found a keen intrest in you. You are too interesting! -Seshat Starr
from logophobic :
I dropped a link because you earned it. I don't know how many times the phrase "canine-rhynophly activities" made me laugh. So you know.
from behindthelad :
holy icons hardly ever are of much help, apart from cracking off the odd lightning bolt. Thanks for reading - looking forward to yours :)
from pyroguysr :
Yes, but, like, y'know... who are you? *grins as he knows this will rile your Plath-bones a bit: "There came a day that caught the summer / Wrung its neck / Plucked it / And ate it."
from catz-eyes :
hiya cherub :) for your sake especially, will try ever so hard to do Lust justice! am hoping to have th entry done by sunday at the latest... but no hard and fast rules... and thank you for your comments sweetpea ***HUGGLES*** love & other indoor sports xox =^..^=
from hedgehoggy :
I'm guessing that my acid-tip tongue and devilish grin warrant such uses of "girly juices." Only woman can provide me with such a sweet blend of nature. Do I get the sense that you enjoy my diary?
from justamephit :
O Great Goddess ... I do like the sound of that. Say it again... *purrs* Thanks so much for your lovely note. Truth be told, I'm feeling pathetically sorry for myself at the moment; 'tis most unattractive but I'll be OK in a bit. The kindness of people helps muchly. I'm very glad my whips entry entertained me. I am very very tempted to nick the whip. Good whips are an expensive luxury - I got to play with a beautiful hand-made flogger once; it was black and red and had, like, 150 tails or something, velvet-soft deerskin. The thud on that thin was sinfully good. It's the only time in my life when I've come over all matrimonal. *swoons, drools, hurries off to have some time alone, returns* Ahem. Anyway, I look forward to your avaricious musings with panting eagerness.
from whystinger :
Thanks for the note. I saw your diary name somewhere, probably in Goldies faves and have wanted to click in. Been a bit busy and all. Love your template. I like the gal- sexy. My Template came from the talented Chickpea981. Check her out, she is a peach. I love your photos too. I need to upgrade to be able to to that...
from teachin-usa :
thanks for the feedback on my banner. i really like your banners too- and i usually suspect they are yours too, then *click*, i'm right. love your diary too- when will it be a movie? i'm serious.
from radiogurl :
Thank you for the kind offer. Unfortunately I won't have the fare to get there and my swimming isn't quite that strong, so I'm afraid I'll have to take a rain check on staying with you. But if I win the lottery I'll have to come visit and we'll go shopping, my treat! :D
from goldieknox03 :
Ive got a good surprise for you. I thought and thought, and researched and found the perfect hissandtell-esque design (by me of course). I'll start it while i watch LEno:)
from yeahimadork :
I have been reading some of your old entries, and I think your diary is saucy and hysterical. I am so glad I clicked your banner!! (If not, I wouldn't have found livingwreck, who I am quite enjoying, so I owe you a thanks for that one) I look forward to catching up on some more!
from behindthelad :
Hello fellow sinner, Im behindthelad and Ive written about Pride. So you for Avarice - god what does that mean?! :)
from hannahlore :
Any Slyvia Plath fan is worth my while. <3 I really do love your page, although at 1 in the morninging i can't say i can make it all the way though, heh. -Seshat Starr
from livingwreck :
Babe, there wasn't enough about the clamps and your nipples. Just as I was getting, you know...Please, tell me more. Love, S
from justamephit :
Avarice ... love of shiny things :) I stand by my decision utterly. It's so you!
from justamephit :
Hello - and thanks in return for the lovely note. But, today, I am here in my Goddessly Capacity *cue lightning storms, chicken feathers and an impressive guitar riff* it's all right you don't have to kneel (much). Let's sin, baby. I did toy with Lust for you (in so many ways darling =P) but it seemed far too obvious so, congratulations, you have been awarded Avarice. And I'll tell you why: on the first entry of yours I read, I nearly rolled under my desk laughing when I noticed that your super-hero aspirations primarily tended towards acquiring a cool costume and shiny stuff. Yes, I know, the material gains are the perks of superheroism but, still, Avarice you are :) (PS - been devouring your archives, (why on earth does everything I write to you sound vaguely obscene) and have been thoroughly entertained.
from a1984 :
Click two Banners and got to you twice, so I guess i should leave a note. Hello, want to check out my diary I don't have a banner tho.
from arc-angel666 :
Damn it, I spoke too soon, right in the middle of your last entry it flash and right back to that yellow background...Damn Damn Damn. You have one of the most entertaining diary here...its not fair Damn It!
from arc-angel666 :
Ahh my Dear Hiss, I wouldn't disappoint ya. There is so much more to me that what little was in that there profile, such as I was second runner up in the Pig of the Year Contest lol. What's funny about that profile was that certain people though it was real. One was in a state of shock referred to me as a Pig and said I'd never get a date. And there were others who ask if it was real and seemed interested.. now that's scary! It's my understanding you like cowboys. Now remember I'm a TV and Film Cowboy but a Cowboy just the same, email me at celtic190@aol.com and I'll send you a picture of me...wouldn't you like to see a face attached to that profile lol? By the way I can now read your diary again hurray! I don't know what happened but its great!!!
from wilberteets :
Thanks for the kind note. I am happy you stopped by. Come back any old time. I love the "wear a loud shirt" banner!!
from pyroguysr :
*laughs* When I can't find something and it's right in front of my face, I'm told that this is called "Male Pattern Blindness"
from loner-blues :
No way! You're too special to kill. Besides, if anybody gets to check out first, it's me. :-P -cat
from absinthesigh :
Hi darling! I have a new journal at http://eidola.journalspace.com I have added your diary as a favorite link on my new page. smooches!! with love, ophelia
from loner-blues :
You know, I've become fairly adept at identifying banners created by the Goddess Hiss. :-D They are like nothing else on this site...much like their creator. Lucky us! -cat
from hedgehoggy :
I'm new to your diary but I get this faint idea that you live in Australia thanks to knowing about Paula Yates and the whole sex games with Michael thingee. Fascinating continent that I have been itching to visit and end up in a shark cage with a great white or possibly just a sense of humor. Gardening nude? I'm sure things just pop up there.
from niceguymike :
There's a class of home loans for the first-time buyer which require no money down, actually. But I could probably buy a whole lot of naked hula-girl shirts for the cost of moving in and getting all those little things one buys when moving into a new abode. I'm saving those for retirement, though, when I'd be able to wear them without fear of recourse. Pension administration is terribly conservative that way. You can get away with the occasional tasteless golf shirt, but not naked hula girls. Or beer trees.
from divacowgirl :
Cops are notorious for owning a large amount of Hawaiian shirts. Hubby's closet is full of them (apparently it hides the gun bulge well)
from dinky-creek :
Sorry about that! I'm not sure what your quote's context was going to be, but would Ralph's "Ms Hoover, I ate my crayon. Can I have a new one?" be appropriate? Also, I thought I was the only person on Earth who knew that the frog's name was Michigan J. Frog! I just refer to him as "that frog" so people know what I'm talking about. To quote Weebl & Bob, "how rare."
from bohemianlife :
Oh thanks so much for the note and i am honored to have you reading! I can't wait to read more of yours too!
from ravyncrow :
Thanks for the note! It's always nice to know one has been missed :) I'll try to be better about it, just for you.
from justamephit :
Oh my God, why haven't I read you before?! I came here because of Jay's 7 Deadly Sins Thingy and I shall now devote the rest of my afternoon at work entirely to you (well, okay, there's only one and quarter hours of it left, which is slightly less impressive but, still, feel the love!). You're quite wonderful, and are making me giggle so convlusively my co-workers are worrying about me. Consider yourself a staunch favourite!
from feoh :
There are now a few links of sausage hanging lazily in my diary. ;) Thanks for the heads-up! XO
from niceguymike :
I feel quite certain it's not mumps, dear, as I've already had them. Ditto measles and chicken pox. But this is the first diagnosis offered me, and I'm willing to try the lemon drops. In the interest of science, you understand.
from jackthripper :
My pleasure, beautiful.
from allegedwife :
Your wish is my command! The recipe is on my site now.
from jackthripper :
Very very interesting site you have here. Someone could get lost and love it.
from sameji :
Whoa! I really LOVE your diary! It's a blast to read!
from loner-blues :
Hehehe, I should have known a banner featuring Wonder Woman and her Golden Lasso belonged to you. :-D -cat
from yeahimadork :
Hey! I clicked your banner... and I am loving your diary. I am adding you to my favorites right.now. Also, the picture on your template is awesome. I love it!
from catz-eyes :
Ramses=prophylactic? Hmm... that would explain A LOT! i.e., use it once then throw it away... having said that, there was a mate at Uni., who - on the weekend he lost his virginity - borrowed "a" condom... and proceeded to use the same condom over and over and over again for the entire weekend... oh, he did rinse it out once or twice, and even turned it inside out so it would be 'fresher'... no, i'm not joking ;) ****HUGGLES*** =^..^= xox's
from iambucket :
Oh love! I would never lock you out to keep you away! Although, I do see that you have replaced me rather quickly!! MMm-hmmm. Seems as if 'haloaskew' may just be your new, ummm, welll, YOU know! lol Seriously- MAJOR PAGE PROBLEMS!!! I had to lock it as I don't want anyone getting in and thinking it's me. Basically- Somebody else's template and diary title are now on MY site, but with MY entries. It's freaky I tell you. AND, I can't get into 'edit profile' to change the title....and as for the page design itself??? There is NO way I can get that back up...I'm no html guru. If you have any ideas- email will ya? I'd be indebted MORE than you could HANDLE! *eg* (sorry this is so long) email at BucketIam@hotmail.com I'll give ya the pw to my site so you can really look at it. Ok darling- off to see if I can figure it out!! Smooches w/handcuffs- bucket
from accentjunkie :
Have at it my love! http://www.bumpernuts.com/
from hedgehoggy :
Oh, a certain someone in my faves has added you to hers. Isn't it nice that I pimp you out? Lovely day for a stroll down memory lane as Prague is at this time of year. I'm surrounded by thoughts of werewolves and the occasional woman in black rubber weilding a machine gun to save my sexy behind. It's still lovely, really, but I love a good bite.
from sunshine0221 :
I just clicked on the BEST BANNER EVER - and of course it was one of yours. The sex without spanking one. You seriously should hire out your banner-designing services, I mean, I am afraid to do banners now, because yours would be so much better, and would probably beat mine up, and mock my hit %.
from goldieknox03 :
im at janecrochets (DOt) blogspot.com . Its not locked really. But i can post pics there! yeah! Im doing better. Recovering. Trying to sort through my self. Thanks for the note
from rladyofpunk :
Now that I think about it I bet "imitation crab" contains at least 40% cane toad. That explains the it's slightly musky flavor, low price and my spontaneous urge to ribbit madly...
from yburuby :
thanks! i've always felt that the best injuries are the ones that are laughed at by others :)
from lapisllong :
Thank you for the note and the compliment! i write because i feel like i can't breathe if i don't. i can get by with a copious amount of reading for a short while but eventually, i am back in front of a computer tapping, away. i have learned to dumb myself down a bit being in customer service so long. i never get an intelligent answer to, "To whom am i speaking?" John Denver and Don McLean both had some shining moments in the sun, and, seemingly, on the ground in a shopping mall. i love TON of music. i am starting from the beginning and working my way though, i'll probably get done this Wednesday. Are you archived? Thanks for popping in and i'm glad you liked the pics - you are quite fetching yourself, and Patch is a cutie, too! Love, mis ~{@
from niceguymike :
See, dalring, that's the benefit of never having gone to accountant-school; you can use technical terms like umpty-million and make people think you did! As far my discharge, I'm sorry it alarmed you. I'll try to be more discreet about it in the future.
from drmz-of-him :
You are totally and completely welcome, I find you intriguing and amusing as sin! Aww, spanks, lady! I did the layout all by my lil self! =) Glad you liked! Love, N. xoxox
from poolagirl :
This is really from Tucker and Sophia (just too lazy to log out). What do you get when you cross an agnostic with a Jehovah's Witness? Somebody who knocks on your door and has nothing to say.
from science-boy :
**gives you a giant squidge** And I love you as well!! I have been away again, but have been working on things to put up here a bit at a time. I hope you are well! I think of you often! s-b
from zencelt :
You have me intrigued about John Paul 1. There's a lot of screwiness going on over there in Vatican City for sure...
from betchy :
hi, thanks so much for the comment you left. i guess i like to tell things as they are. i dont like to make out i am someone i'm not, even though the internet is the perfect place to do that. but what is the point. if i wanted to spend my life being someone i'm not i would take up acting!!! anyway, it really means a lot to me that you enjoy my diary, because i really think you are one of the most talented diarists on here. every entry you write has me in stitches and everything that happens you make it special by it happening to you. so thank you x
from haloaskew :
Ya big flirt! Do you want to dibble, or do you want to DABBLE? Oh, for the record, when I take a new shape, a la the Wonder Twins, it's usually in the form of an ice cube, cuz it really comes in handy when an elephant's in heat or wants to crack my skull open. I won't go into specifics, but if the said ice cube is NOT used to ward off an attack (of any kind -- animal, people, robots, fish), it's melty and serves as a water supplement until my assistant can bring me a Dasani.
from yarnsmith :
Thank you for your nice note regarding my life changes I know I must make. Regarding the goose, it was a wild "Canada Goose", but they no longer live in Canada. When I was a child, I had never seen a live goose, now our climate here in Chicago has changed and although it gets cold,it is not nearly as cold not winter nearly as long as it used to be, so the Canada geese have moved into the Chicago suburbs. Every day I have to chase away a flock of 100 or so from my front door. They are every where and a Chicagoan can't take a nice walk anymore without stepping on a load of goose poop. I was surprised to see this one shopping, but not surprised that he was in the area. It sure was funny. Despite the nusance they are around here, I am fascinated by them and find them beautiful.
from niceguymike :
Silly -- it's whomever gets there first! And, if you arrive simultaneously, you flip a geoduck.
from boxx9000 :
Hello! I am alive and well. I have NO idea WHY my diary is locked (??) I'll ask my daughter to help me fix it? I am having a nice vacation. I am sorry I worried everyone. ~Love, BoXX
from loner-blues :
Now I'm starting to get annoyed with D-land. ARGH! I locked last night because I had to change my template and I didn't want everyone to see what a mess I'd made of things...now it won't unlock. *Tears hair out* Anyway, USERNAME: fucked PASSWORD: over. Rather appropriate, no? Hopefully will be able to correct the problem asap. I'm so sorry for the inconvienence.
from justjano :
Thank you for reading me! I am a huge fan of To Kill a Mockingbird as well.... look forward to reading your journal.
from sixweasels :
I thought that toad was quite a cutie, until I read on about them bonking their squished roadside dead. Totally disillusioned, I am. Men.
from catz-eyes :
hey cherub... you left a 'humph' in comments box... :( have i said/done something to cause you offense? if so, my humblest apologies, love & kindness, =^..^= xox
from occoquan1 :
You make a day in the bush sound like fun. :-) Hope the sprinkler happies were VERY happy! Luv, Salem
from plume :
I'll never look at bunnies the same way again!
from breathtaken1 :
I knew goats were like that. Not sheep. Although, why not? Pet sheep...that sounds interesting. And cuter than goats.
from haloaskew :
I don't know why, but I think we're supposed to meet. I believe we run in the same circles. Squares, parallelograms, what have you. You have saucy chops. Good stuff!
from breathtaken1 :
Well what do you know...you learn something everyday. I didn't realize that sheep ate wreaths!!! I guess you really need to make sure things are up high when you have one over for tea!
from justmouse :
oh yes yes! drunk on margueritas with my darling hiss! that would be very good! don't worry, i'll be fine eventually, i just never thought a heart could hurt so bad without actually breaking. thanks for the lovin' darl! *hugs*
from chakra-chick :
Hi there. Thanks so much for the lovely note! It is muchly appreciated. I will definately check out your journal ASAP. I have recieved quite a number of requests nominating Heath Ledger as a 'Hottie of the week' - guess I will have to feature him soon. Have a wonderful day further dear. ~smooches~ Faz
from catz-eyes :
a 'paddy-whack', eh? nice pun ;) have been 'whacked' by the odd paddy now and again... was rather enjoyable actually... so, know any nice, available paddies? love & other indoors sports from a naughty kitty (well, would be if i could be), =^..^= xox
from straysparrow :
Thanks! I think I am going to add you, if that's allright. I took a quick peek and thought I would like to read more. Cheers. Sparrow.xx.
from beckers-j :
Hey, thanks for your note! I loved your last couple of entries, so I had to add you to my little list of faves. :) It's funny that I never knew about the light flashing thing, but it's apparently rather common, eh?
from goldieknox03 :
sorry about the purse thing. give me a few more days. Thanks for your comments. You are very wise and nice to me. I appreciate that alot.
from blazingstar :
You know, we weren't even thinking about Easter when we discovered our love of bunnies. I definitely wish I had a sexy bunny costume. That sounds so hot.
from sunshine0221 :
Oh dear goodness, the cookies do look a little like poo don't they. I blame my limited photography skills. I am sure a good photographer would be able to clear up the confusion.
from iambucket :
oh i forgot. (imagine that!) Your quote on the bottom of the page stating sex is the eighth reason for reincarnation, or something to that effect; um, more explanation neeed sweetie. Does that mean that if you have gotten loads of sex this lifetime your certain to come back as you've earned your rite? Or, if you've not really had sex as often as one would certainly hope to, then you're guaranteed a ticket back as one HAS to have that in their spiritual profile? Or if you haven't gotten much then you are guaranteed inability to come back???? God help me here Hiss....either I'm coming back based on my earnings....or I'm coming back due to pity!! If it's due to pity...well I've got some time to make some changes I suppose..... *w*
from breathtaken1 :
Laughing out loud at the tape measure/whip banner. HA!
from goldieknox03 :
I think he liked the fries best:) email me your address. I should mail it out soon. :)
from missleigh :
Now that you mention it, that would be pretty fabulous! Less mistakes all around, I'm sure.
from whereibegin :
Thank you for your kind note - I'm glad you stopped by and read awhile! You probably noticed I've been in a bit of a dry spell lately, but I think I'm feeling the wind in my sails again. I'll be reading you as well... I love your style!
from comma-abuse :
We abuse the comma because we love the comma, Hissy (Look at me, with my "coming up with odd shortenings of usernames as endearments on first note"). What's crazy about all this is that recently I started reading your entries, and then I got caught up in the massive blubbering pool of suck that is my family life. Now I am reminded of your awesome, and I will totally take up reading again. The subtle changes in diaryland are freaking me out. Like trying to click your notes page from your profile? I was all "what? Where'd it go?" I used the words "awesome" and "totally" more than I wanted to. I am such a teenage girl. So, like, oh my god. (It's early. Forgive me, please.)
from goldieknox03 :
I finished your purse. Ill mail it tommorrow or wendsday. Hope you had fun with your bunny hopping
from livingwreck :
Mmmm, I'm very naughty. Think I need a spanking again. Do the honours?
from bluemeany :
Your comment has regenerated itself and successfully achieved page-deflowerment! So, hopefully your dick will now grow back to its previously impressive size. My comment-virginity will never forget you.
from wench77 :
I added to the entry.
from wench77 :
Dang, never even heard of it before! Well, maybe I'll splurge and buy it. Right now there is a woman in studio they are talking to and sharing her best recordings of songs ... the blues etc. Just heard a gorgeous fun live rendition of Cry Me a River and she was in tears in the studio after listening... said that was the best time she ever sang that and it was the best years of her life. Hell of a voice. Not sure who it is. I'll listen... they'll say at the end...
from purpleworm :
oh my a spanking eh?, careful what you wish for ;)
from purpleworm :
we had fun :) Oh btw many thanks for the inspiration for the new color scheme I've admired you ... er your page from a far for awhile so decided to do something about it.
from loner-blues :
HOT DAMN! I made the buddy list of Madame Hiss! WOOT!! WOOT!!!
from wench77 :
hehe, you could sign up for the yahoolist and then you could follow the discussion. It's international. Great discussions. Right now someone has just said she's creeped out by subs being considered as clay at all.. that she is already formed, and not raw material for a dom... hehe.
from wench77 :
decide???
from tuckandsophi :
Oh! Patchouli! We got your recipes, and we are so excited to get started with the book! We need baby pictures of both you and Bird Bizarro to make your entries complete. So far, you have the best recipe we have ever seen using raw eggs. We LOVE raw eggs! We can't wait until Poolagirl cooks something (rare times). She ALWAYS drops at least one egg on the floor. Just for us.
from queerfatgirl :
I wanted to thank you for leaving me such a nice note. And now that you've led me to your diary, I think I know how I'll be whiling away my 9-5 workdays for the next couple of weeks -- scrolling through your old entries! :)
from beetilda :
That picture was gorgeous! What a sky! And so much of it. Re: my drunken Yellowtail ramblings---I sound even more drunk in my last entry! What is it with me? Oh well, as long as I'm having fun. Speaking of which, it sounds like you are keeping yourself pleasantly occupied! Go, Sistah!
from forty-plus :
Gasp! I need my Hiss fill. Where are you? Gasp.
from livingwreck :
Damn, you're asking for a lot. I'll try not to be too excessive over Easter but no promises. My mind does tend to get away from me. (Constantly - what an active mind I have.) And if I look at your pics....I'm a goner.
from xat :
Gosh and golly, www.spikybras.com boulders! Though now I've an unholy urge to annoy KaliHellKitty by putting silicon spikes on her litter box. Oh dear. On another note, ain't that a great picture? How could I NOT put it up? *laugh* If you go here, http://www.lileks.com/institute/frahm/index.html, there's a hugely funny piece about the effects of celery on women's knickers. Panties. Skivvies. Unmentionables. Lingerie. Whatever. (I'd recommend taking a peek at the rest of the site--funny, funny, funny writer.)Here's to copier aristocracy, hahoovas, and abundant cleavage. Whoop! **!G.
from to-my-heart :
Hi I would have done an update about this but it won't let me update since I'm a free user. So I created a journal at another site which I'm falling in love with lol but if Andrew gets his act together I may be back. Anyway here's the new site if you care to check it out I'm lettin all my buddylist ppl know http://www.livejournal.com/users/lolitas_heart/
from niceguymike :
Sweathog, sometimes I just don't even know what to say to you.
from blazingstar :
I'm so glad I found your diary! Loving every minute of it. Please write a book on the art of NOT kissing and save the souls (and saliva) of many young 'uns.
from bindyree :
Heh... She even took my note off of her site, where I told her she had kvetched at me for using Times Roman when it was actually Palatino.
from wench77 :
oh dear, comments are still down! woe is me! I so DID want to read all those 15 comments on snogging. pash is a funny word. Certainly doesn't sound very kinky to me. More like a noun, maybe a puffy thing that you put your feet on, next to the sofa. And those three things to do to get a kiss? I never learned those, which is why I am where I am. hehe.
from beetilda :
Believe it or not, I got Violet Crumbles from a grocery store in my mother's neighborhood. It's so Irish there that they even have Irish sections in the grocery stores. I don't know why they had Violet Crumbles, but I bought the last four, and forgot about them. Then I found them on my schiffarobe. So I didn't have to import them or anything. I looooove Violet Crumbles. They bash the hell out of Chrunchies, I think. Oddly enough, I had my first Violet Crumble in that same town, years ago.
from xat :
The thought of you in a cheong-sam and menacing naifs has me all a-flutter. (Sure I combined separate threads...can you blame me?) **Yours in sparkly bosoms, G.
from zencelt :
I LOVE talking chickens! So would my dog though. So we'll keep them clear of eachother ; )
from beetilda :
Hi Hiss! I'm glad you updated. All right, more jackassery on my part---what are the gaps in the text meant to be? I rollover them with the mouse, but I don't see the hidden secret. And your entries are all co-hesive. So is it dumbassery or overanaysis on my part? Oh, and yay for pooola, eh? Thanks for updating--I was missing you!
from ms-do :
So i'm not going to need just the bossoms, i'm going to have to smile, dress right, act friendly and flirt....bloody hell....will i be able to remember all of that while drinking?? Just for a kiss! Oh and my first kiss i think i was also 12 but and i was a boy/girl bday party. Out of a pile of the girls shoes mine got picked by this boy that kissed me in front of everyone. He stuck his tongue inside, never in my life had i thought of such a hideous thing and i when he finished. I let out loud "Yikkkk what was that?' oh and i think i even wiped my mouth with the back of my hand and then said "that was sick". Needless to say i became the outcast at that party.
from ms-do :
Thanks Hiss i might just do that....off with my boobs then....lol
from beetilda :
Hi, Hiss. Are you getting a CD from dongerboy? I missed the deadline. That's all right though. hey! I got four Violet Crumbles due to great good luck! Ummm...I don't have anything intelligent to say. I do look forward to your next update, though. See ya!
from to-my-heart :
aww ty
from bluemeany :
Worship? Me?! I'm not worthy ... but just the thought of your adulation puts a smile on my face. Please know that the feeling is mutual!
from loner-blues :
Hehehe...forgive me oh Mistress Hiss. I bow down at thy feet in reverence and say: "I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!!" I am EXTREMELY flattered that you like my diary! I promise, the banners won't be a problem much longer...I only have 1000 left. I know! I'll prevent future mishaps by featuring my last banner in an entry so people who already know about my diary don't click on it by mistake. I hope my mistress is pleased. *Kneels to kiss Hiss's leather boots*
from niceguymike :
Well, really, who among us doesn't look better in a little leather hood. Seriously, I should take more pictures of the kitnesses, but they run whenever the camera is brought out. They weren't too thrilled about the flea medicine, either, except for Bear is really too stupid to realize that she doesn't like it.
from artisthussy :
Coffee, chocolate cheesecake, tiaras and an open ended supply of sex.....you live in a world most of us only dream about. I've been enjoying your archives and was entertained for hours by the link to outrageous aussie sayings. I love me some bonzer, knickers, bugger, mate, poof, root, loo, talk. And I especially adore the entry....but enough about my love life.....cracked me up. Paula
from forty-plus :
You would be the one to use the male kangaroo photo! You sexy beast.
from sunshine0221 :
Every time I click on a cool banner, it's one of yours. You need to start a banner company, and I will be your first client. And, *ahem* aren't we due for a new entry? I need some vicarious bonking you know.
from betchy :
thank you for all your wonderful comments and things you have left. you are a true legend of the first water *mwah*
from yarnsmith :
My brother in law has lived in Sydney all his life and he sure strains them diphthongs. When he pronounces my sisters name "Diane" it comes out like "Doyaane". I think she married him because he accent turned her on. She said she just wanted him to go on talking for hours. Of course now that they've been married for 15 years, I'm sure she sometimes wishes he'd shut up. LOL!...She loves Australia and is going to give up her US citizenship and become a full fledged Aussie. Someday, I will have to go visit.
from caffeinegeek :
Thanks so much for the birthday greetings and additional comments. You're so right abotu K, and life expectations in general. I'll be sure to ponder your words.
from vikingmaiden :
Thanks for reading; thanks for the note. I appreciate your vulgarity, your long and cleverly-composed entries, and your openness about sex.
from niceguymike :
S'mores, dalring, are toasted marshmallows between chocolate bars, the whole mess between graham crackers. Terribly sweet, terribly filling, and much beloved of campers who can't think what else to do with that campfire.
from dangerspouse :
As a matter of fact I *was* wondering how to test a canine's lean-to-fat ratio. I need to put NewWifey(tm) on a diet (she's almost 10 stone!) and the tail-pinch indicator seems particularly suited to her. Glad you didn't send that mini-horse to the stockpot, though! Shame he doesn't vibrate, eh?
from goldieknox03 :
hey you. If i was to crochet you something and send it your way, Would that be ok?
from xat :
You gotta lurve any joint Dutch/French productions...and the lame US re-make? I throw it to the ground and piss on it. *Phooey!* But y'know, Hollywood has a long history of taking great European films and removing anything that makes them good. Look at "La Femme Nikita", it became the insipid "Point of No Return." Or the soon to debut "Fever Pitch", originally a British film with the delicious Mr. Colin Firth as a fanatical football fan, re-made as a freakin' baseball movie. Ohhh, it hoits, it hoits. Ow! Ow! Ow! The list goes on...Oh well. *grin* Go be your fabulous self, dahlink. **G.
from beetilda :
Hellew! I just wanted to send greetings and hope that your bonklessness is going as well as it can be. I don't actually have any photographic evidence of CT architecture, but think of stone walls and salt box houses. Or not. Maybe I will get less lazy and post some sort of photos. Somewhere in my diary I have posted a pic of where we walk. Geh... back to my glazed state. I am reading about vampires.
from essaywriter :
Thanks for your nice note! I enjoy reading your diary too, quite a different life you lead from mine. And I'm so excited that someone from *Australia* is reading...
from bindyree :
Thank you for your wonderful encouragement. I think I'll start the squash by reporting her review site to Walt Disney corporation for using the Monsters Inc artwork without permission or a copyright notice. I've heard that the WD Law Department is a pretty humorless bunch. (rubs hands together, cackling gleefully...)
from tuckandsophi :
Patchouli! We are so glad you got the satellite fixed! Thanks for the story about mean old Tom and how he stole your food. We can relate. Big time. Did you hear about our new contract with the velvet painting company? Read our update to find out what's happening!
from leofire :
thank you for reading~ I used to teach high school English as well. We are a hardy bunch, we are! ;)
from mycatsass :
I will forever be on the hunt for a Scary Cat of my own. Normally I hoard beavers, but the Scary Cat must be had. The dogs sometimes bark at the beavers, I can only imagine the hilarity if a Scary Cat were to reside in my home. Cats and dogs barking, hissing, peeing and shitting and just generally freaking the fuck out. Yep, must get me a Scary Cat...
from niceguymike :
Well, I'm sure I know nothing about the configuration of Oz blokes, dalring. Or Oz sheilas, for that matter. However, it sounds as if J is likely up to the challenge for you, so that crisp veggies and dildos are perhaps unnecessary anyway.
from loner-blues :
You're too kind Madame Hiss. Thank you so much for the compliment! :-*
from goldieknox03 :
I didnt mean to be rude. I really appreciate your comments. You are totally right. I meant to say that. Its just a habit to keep blaming things on me. So do keep making comments. It really validates me to know that you take the time to read and make such insightful comments. I didnt mean to offend you with my entry. Do accept my sincere apology.
from goldieknox03 :
as response to your comments on my haloscan: I dont think i stay silent. I just dont think i make myself clear. OR maybe I dont communicate effectively. Ofcourse this all means that i still shoulder much of the blame of this dysfunction. But just ask my hubby , he says i blame everything on him. I have no clue. But you make some very valid points. thanks for that:)
from ladyvaduva :
loved the story bout scuffs quite amusing.. and I hope u get an insanely amount of bonking done lol! cheers with beers.. or maybe pass the cheese cake instead? lol!
from niceguymike :
Well, I'm of course thrilled to know how you refer to certain of your girl-bits. You're actually one of the few women I know who doesn't have some pet name for them. I knew one woman who named hers Flopsy and Mopsy. Another called hers her breasticles. Perhaps this weekend I shall think up names for various body-parts of mine and then post them. Or not.
from betchy :
oh my oh my, they were some rather disturbing stories. in a good way though, i love a bit of gore! ha! sorry i have been so terrible at replying to notes of late, but i have been spending what is usually my D-Land time with the delectable Danny! much as i love my D-Land pals, he is far more attractive to eat lunch with. but i promise to stop neglecting you now. love you loads Becky xxx
from iambucket :
add me again! *jumping up and down* *begging* *whining* oh and while I'm at it....a quote from your notes on my site..."but now I shall re-instate you! (And yes, I can be fast. And furious too, if you're into that sort of thing.) Love, R xxx" Just wondering- MUST you be such a tease?!! MIss ya hon- I am back (and no, my fingers are not crossed behind my back!) Bucket
from candoor :
something tells me I'm going to be enjoying this...
from ilmomof3 :
Clicked your banner and wanted to say hi! ;-)
from caffeinegeek :
OK I've just clicked on another banner of yours. You truly to make the best banners!
from jehsika :
lol...no worries on the buddy list...thanks for the good words...sometimes I'm full of myself and my ego puffs up...but MOST of the time I have a massive inferiority complex and good words are always appreciated...
from breathtaken1 :
I love all your banners. LOVE THEM. They are YOU.
from loner-blues :
Hey Sexy, just wanted to tell you that I love your "spanking" banner. LOL Very clever. -cat
from violetwoman :
Hey! Thanks for the note; I then took a quick look at your diary. Wow. You are SOOOOOOOOOO lucky, living the life on the farm like that. It's something I've always wanted to do. I'm not giving out my pw these days. I used to be open to all and sundry, but I dunno, I've somehow transmogrified into a big, private clam. Thanks for asking though; I'm flattered!
from sunshine0221 :
I am so behind on my important internet correspondence, that it is not funny. You had asked about how I knew I was pre-nominated for a Diarist award. I got an email letting me know, around the beginning of February that said I would be notified if I became an actual finalist. I am so not a finalist. And while I'm at it, may I say again how much I enjoy the peek into your life that your journal provides. And also, I am thinking about quitting writing and just posting your notes, which are so funny that people on the other side of the world get their funny sucked out of them whenever you write.
from loner-blues :
OMG!!! The great Hiss is reading me! Lil' old me? *WOOT* *WOOT* :-) Awesome! Thank you so much for letting me know. I LOVE your diary...every entry practically has me falling off my chair from laughing so hard! And the way you dress (or at least the description of it)...oh, how I've always longed to dress that way. *Wistfully looks into the distance* Ah well, some of us just can't pull it off. As for the nekkie lady, I've decided I love her too much to take her down and it is my page. Too bad I don't have some rolicking sexual adventures to match the beauty of the image, eh? LOL -catbert
from ladyvaduva :
awww!!!! *blushes* thanks so much for stopping by! I love my chili pepper lites.. I'd love to be able to string them up in my own kitchen someday when I actually move out! lol!! 7 piercings! wow! yes I'll tell ya it can get quite squishy.. I've got nine on each ear.. but that's including the one's on the bottom.. someday I want my entire ears done :-)lol! and the sausage fingers oh yes.. so true lmao.. my mom always jokes about that! lol! ne who gotta run! thanks so much again for stopping by.. I'll be by to read more!
from missleigh :
Aww, puppies!! You didn't see the condoms because it's taking them 2,000 years to get here from your part of town. But hopefully someday we will have them! Oh, and casseroles are just wonderful, thank you in advance ;)
from july28 :
Thanks for the supersize note....and I also wanted to say how much I liked your banner ....v. sexy!
from thedetails :
Thanks for leaving me the note, it's nice to know who's reading about all the crap in your life. I enjoyed reading yours. I'll be back to read more. Kat
from thalakos84 :
Thank you for the note madame. As much as cooking potatoes must suck, at least you don't have an old hag for a boss. :) Keep smiling. Love, -D
from onewetleg :
thanks you so much for the lovely note. it still amazes me when people compliment my writing. so thanks. i've seen you all over the place, too. nice to finally meet you. we should get together here more often. hehe. i loved the vegemite. i was raised by my mother and we were taught to eat everything. only two things i can't stand. meat on the bone and raw tomatoes. oh, and seafood that still has its eyes. *shudder* and tentacles. i can't do tentacles. but everything else, fine. now i'm rambling.
from monkey-king :
Yeesh, I'm at least up to nine drinks now. When I do change that note, it better be brilliant.
from ladyvaduva :
haha the dominatrix banner enticed me as well! lol! I just had to click on it.. I love absolutely love ur diary.. u are officially on my buddy's list now.. (well will be added in seriously like 2 minutes as soon as I'm done this note lol) ur garden and house are amazing.. and ur entries (the one's I've read so far) are amusing by far.. I am so glad for that dominatrix banner! lol!!! cheers
from forty-plus :
You naughty girl - dominatrix banner!
from absinthesigh :
I have no idea why but the phrase "Hose 'em Down" can be applied to almost every subject in your diary today... I have no idea why that came into my head...it just did and then it *stayed* there. Color me silly. with love & wild smooches, ophelia
from rs536-2000 :
I'm glad you enjoyed the read...I'm adding you to my buddies, so I don't forget to read your diary. I've read it on and off and always enjoy it.
from arifoxhawk :
Thank you for stopping by and leaving such kind words! I've just finished your entry about the exploding pig (and all the rest), and I'm overcome with a fit of giggles. That is a wonderful story. =]
from poolagirl :
Thanks so much for the rat recipe! How did you know I am the cook on the ship tonight? I am dying to try this recipe! I'm going to swing by the market on my way to work and pick up the Chinese broccoli. Have you published this recipe yet? You could make millions!
from innerscroll :
I just wanted to see your photo galleries, your house rocks! :) Will you come see my diary?
from beetilda :
Dearest Hiss, Thank you so much for your kind notes. I do agree, isn't a good Stilton close to heaven? And with the proper accoutrements, closer yet! I nearly died over your dead pig story! I don't think I have any good dead animal stories, (although there was that decomposing cat incident...) but I am thinking of posting an entire entry of stupid things I have done. An exorcism of sorts. Cheers your way. Oh, and enjoy that heat---we've had buckets of snow! Oh, who am I kidding, cold trumps heat any day. PS I looove that word "doona"!
from ms-do :
Oh there is nothing like the smell of a rotting cow or pig out in the bush. I'm glad you have got your home back to yourselves again Hiss and J. Enjoy! I've added a few of your new reader to my buddies list thanks for than. Nothing like a new read!
from fairygodmum :
Hugz Hiss... just trying to read your diary and I can't read it either! None of the banners are showing up... I think somethings wrong with my puter dunno.. Hope all is well. :) Bebe da FairyGodMum
from to-my-heart :
Yep "Crocodile Creek" is in austrilia I think I have two-four books based in the outback.
from niceguymike :
Sadly, I restricted myself to a Bloomin' Onion and an Outback-style prime rib. Of all the Australian icons, the only things missing were you, the Dog Familiar and some wattle.
from banefulvenus :
Clicked your banner!! Absolutely LOVE your site.
from divacowgirl :
I love pigs and have quite a collection (not real ones of course) I think I'm scarred for life, ha ha
from witchful :
Hello, sorry it took so long for me to get back to you. Please email me at witchful at diaryland. :)
from tuckandsophi :
Hey Patchouli! When are you going to get a diary?
from arc-angel666 :
She broke your Riding Crop!!! You were dressed as Little Red Riding Hood just to brighten and lift my spirits? Do I dare ask what was in your basket Sweet Angel of Mercy? The Nurse from Hell...She turned you AWAY????? Nurse Kill Ya has committed a Mortal Sin, for such a despicable act, shant go unpunished. For turning away the lovely Ms Hiss I have sent MY Avenging Angel JB the AB, my Brother. He shall torture her body and soul. During my Brother's stay at my home while Nurse Kill Ya was tending to my health, she apparently became quite smittened with the AB. Avenge me my Brother! Tickle and teasing, soothe and excite....Drive and thrust and when her salvation is in sight...Take to wing my Brother and disappear into the Night. Let her unsatisfied body ache like Hell and her heart resound like that of a harsh ringing bell, Let it remind her of her crime so she can tell....never ever deprive a sick man from seeing the Lovely HissandTell. :-) I am deeply moved and grateful to You and Radiogurl for your acts of kindness. From this point on the Mountain behind my home shall be known as Mount Radiogurl and the Sand from my back steps to the waterline of the Pacific Ocean that surrounds my property shall be call HissandTell Beach, its the least I could do :-)
from bluemeany :
Man, I wanna store some sperm! How come other species get to do all the cool stuff?
from wench77 :
LOL! That's what I did. I flushed their button on my site and asked them to flush mine. But that's a story... hehe.
from mechasonic :
Interesting... I see you are obsessed with lizards, right?
from hamlette2002 :
There are members of my household with weak constitutions who must remember NOT to ask why I am laughing. "She's not going to store sperm in her cheeks." "What???" "Monitors store sperm." "In their cheeks?!?" "No. Squirrels store acorns in their cheeks." "What do monitors do?" "They store sperm." "Where?" "I dunno..."
from lumenatrix :
Thanks for checking out my diary and thanks as well for the nice note! I've been reading your diary too and I will also be checking for your updates. :-)
from jehsika :
Miss Hiss: Have sent password via your d-land e-mail...d-land notorious for losing e-mail, please let me know if it doesn't make it through...jehsika2001@yahoo.com...later!
from amomsmusings :
"Storking!" *snort, snort* Yeah, that'd be me!
from absinthesigh :
WOOHOO!!! with love, ophelia
from avalonte :
Good point. Who is the worst influence? It's a tough one to call. Theoretically I'm older and wiser and should know how to behave and how to avoid the pitfalls. However, although age has that benefit, it also means I have more years of practicing the art of disgraceful behaviour behind me! Betchy is a mere pup. I'm not sure whether with greater age comes more responsible behaviour or perhaps simply the attitude of not giving a damn! Well, I'm sure this Saturday won't be a drunken one for me as I'll most likely have K with me and afterwards will be heading off to spend the evening at home. Betchy on the other hand is going on afterwards to a family party, so I'm sure she'll have lots of drunken adventures to tell! But sometime soon, our constantly cancelled, re-arranged, postponed weekend WILL finally happen! Then we'll discover whether age is a benefit or a curse!!
from yarnsmith :
I'll bet that bearded lizard would love it if a salon lizard slathered her chinny chin chin with hot wax and yanked it out by the roots....that would sort of be like lizard S&M.
from xat :
Oh, I knew that the true-blue, hardcore among us would get it immediately--if not sooner!--thus the local clause. *grin* Ah, but for you, o' Lizard Queen, o' Eidechsekönigin, o' la reine de lézard, che regina della lucertola,トカゲの女王...I'd lapdance in a heartbeat. With bells on. *cackle*
from artisthussy :
I'm not worthy. Can you tell me where I can find ettiquette information on how to properly grovel before Lizard Queens? I don't know whether to genufluct or kiss toes or what. Seriously, I'm all tingly and urpy at the same time. Man, I gotta go lay down.
from true-diamond :
Hi hiss diamond here. Just wanted 2 check out your diary,I'm always looking 4 new readers feel free 2 add me 2 your list(if you want to.) I find your sense of humor charming, you remind me a bit of my mom. (Trust me that's a good thing...)I too enjoy Janis Joplin, Stevie Nicks, and The Great William Shakesphere. Hugs,True-Diamond aka Raven
from missleigh :
Hahahaha! You are too funny! Wait... I hope you were kidding...if not, I'm stuck with a bunch of big ol' condoms!
from ms-do :
I loved all the lizards but my fav is one on the bookshelf in front of Billy Thorpe's book, which i must say i enjoyed, I had forgotten i had read that one. I have a few lizard stories that i must tell you....stay tuned for that....love Do!
from beetilda :
Rxxx (Rhonda-fae) Heeeee Thanks for your kind note. It turns out that I actually may have the flu and was too dense to realise it. Oh my! I am fighting the nausea as we speak. (TMI!) Loved the lizard gallery. Oh, must go barf! Cheers! /bee
from goldieknox03 :
oh boy. Maybe thats what I'm doing. Saving up for winter... Three years from now.
from radiogurl :
Oh man... I owe you BIGTIME for that link! Thank you :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
from radiogurl :
Oh my... and where would a discriminating kink-lover find such fascinating accoutrements as fox-tail and peacock-feather butt plugs?? Do share, please!!!
from radiogurl :
Honey, if your readers are offended by a full-blown kink test, they probably wouldn't be reading you ;)
from occoquan1 :
Thank you so much for your note. It means a great deal to me. And you are right...we should realize how precious we all are and not take one day for granted. Love, Salem
from wench77 :
OMG that is too funny... that is what someone else on the email list said "she is one of those One True Way people" who very often get into flame wars... since anyone who says "well, there are other ways" is not "respecting" them. LOL! Well, it would be funnier if there wasn't this sort of double bad cop thing going on with her and a friend of hers. Anyone disagrees with either one, they defend defend defend. "if you knew her as I know her, you'd know she is a funloving person who loves to laugh"... as if that means she is not snarking to me. Fuckem. Sigh. They are now counting how often I post to the list. It was very funny though the six paragraphs about how hunky her hulk is and how she is sooo fed up with women FLINGING themselves at him since he is so GORGEOUS and don't go find their OWN man. hehe. Doesn't it just want to make you fling? Or at least parade suggestively while licking your lips and running your fingers around the elastic of your gstring within eyeshot? Grin. btw here is the page with the "what collars mean" they were defending... http://blood-dance.net/bdsm/iron.html cheers and thanks for the note!
from missleigh :
*kiss* *kiss*
from caffeinegeek :
Thanks so much for taking the time to read my diary and leave a note, especially about the photos. And yes mean who dirty up the house are bastards! :)
from allegedwife :
You asked about the lineage of my baby....he's Irish wolfhound X Neopolitan mastiff. With that breeding (or lack thereof) he couldn't be anything but a giant.
from artisthussy :
Ahh!! I've just been reading some of your diary and I want you to stay the hell away from mine! All that intelligence, eloquence, and good grammer may somehow infiltrate my dull, poorly spelled ramblings. And we can't have that. Also, I wish I could lay around my garden nude. *sigh* Wonderful diary. So pretty and I was sucked into it immediately. You have a life most people fantasize about and I will definitely be back for more. Thanks for your note earlier. I feel all yummy inside now!
from poolagirl :
As usual, you had me searching for answers about the Panama Canal and how they dispersed the soil that was dredged out. Apparently, they put it on trains and dumped it in the jungles. Dredging the canal is an ongoing process that has caused massive problems with erosion and the deforestation of the area. Nasty business when you snip continental umbilical cords.
from dangerspouse :
Your grasp of Wop lingo brands you a "stunade", but all was forgiven once I read the word "synecdoche". Who knew they had schools out there in Petrol-Sniffing Land! (Er...just read an article about that particular hobby the Aboriginals are embracing. What a gas!) Oh - even without the 50 dollar word-o-the-day, your two-line monkey song recital won my heart. Again.
from tuckandsophi :
A note for dearest Patchouli - Next time your mum tries to clip those nails, wail instead of whimper. It might scare her enough to make her stop. Also, do you do the pull away thing every time she comes at another nail with the clipper? We go almost fetal. It really works. If they can't find your paws, they can't clip your nails! YAY! And yes......we would love some roo bones. YUM! Changing the subject.....has your mum received her package from California yet? It should be arriving any century.
from wench77 :
It only takes two words to say "shoot yourself". Except I don't have a gun, and it is really not nice for the people who have to clean up. messy.
from wench77 :
My god, where do you find these guys? Carved hearts and sperm out of chocolate with his own hands? Dang I think that the most I ever got for Valentines Day was some tulip shaped candleholders bought at the pharmacy with ferrero rocher candies in them. And i didn't even know the candleholders were bought for me til we broke up. I thought that they were bought for his house and only the chocolates were for me. Once I got a mickeymouse tube with smarties in it... does that count? As for clothes that look great with fishnets... do worn out 501s and sweatshirts count? :) Tu m'épates.
from themarassa :
I've been thinking... since I country hop anyways (three countries in two years), can I sign up for the embarassment money ads? I think I'd make for a lovely "Genital Warts Don't Have to Keep You From Cycling and Mountain Climbing With a Good Looking Partner" Girl, or just GWDHTKYFCAMCWAGLP Girl for short.
from imaphatpig :
Thanks for the note! I'm so glad that I can be both entertaining and enjoyable! I'll check your stuff out in my next free moment. - A
from livingwreck :
Been meaning to thank you for the book recommendation. I enjoyed TLS heaps.
from thecrankyone :
Thank you so much for your compliment. I'm always flustered when someone takes time to say something nice to me, I guess I need to have a better opinion of myself. I will definately be adding you to my favorites, I'm not sure how I missed reading you all the time I've been on diaryland. ~Holly~
from dangerspouse :
NewWifey(tm) takes umbrage at your crack crack. She IS a chippie, damn you. Her vertical smile was indeed showing, but her proponderance of butt hair (which was the same color as her sweats and so could not be differentiated in that photo) covered it up. (And btw, ANY object longer than it is wide in our house is considered and insertable. Very astute of you to note that). Luv you SO much, 'roo girl! :)
from robochick :
Well, if my new friend from down under wasn't so far away, you'd see how it would be! Wahoo!!!! xoxo r-c
from betchy :
*mwah* i love you! i love it when people quote me on their profiles. it makes me feel all spesh!
from to-my-heart :
Thank you for your kind note. I like your diary too.
from science-boy :
You can be anything you want, my saucy little dish of joy! **gets his spoon, thinking about digging into the dish and getting his fill** ;-) s-b
from missleigh :
You don't EAT them, silly! The condoms, that is. Although they do come in flavors ;) The only vegan condoms in the world are made in your fair country, Glyde condoms. So I have to have some shipped here. I don't even want to know what freight will cost!
from tiedyefor :
Okay, I just learned how to work the notes thingy on Diaryland, now that I am a GOLDMEMBER.... Thank you for your note (god knows how long ago that was!) - I just LOVE that Spinner video!
from july28 :
Yeah, my hens are eating all the cookies I've given up! Fran x (kink test score 400) ;D
from wildrosie :
So, OK, I took the test...and for a while I was wondering if I would have ANY "no" answers! My score? 577 Does that make Rosie a slut? Or would I have to have scored 700 to achieve that?
from sixweasels :
I adore Thomas Haden Church, so I guess I'm going to have to track down this Seamus on one of my 70-something channels of nothing and have a look!
from zencelt :
Oh my god you made me wheeze... Mayo on my shoulders...
from arc-angel666 :
Thanks for the well wishes and the Happy birthday...if the truth be known its actually My one million point two birthday which would make me a hominid, an early nearly up right bipedal Primate:-) I have to admit to you I have been a big fan of yours and until 2 and a half weeks ago I read you everyday. I'm not sure what happened but when I try and pull you up all I get is your Yellow background but no diary. I hope to remedy the situation soon. Thanks again
from niceguymike :
Damn, and I was going for that rugged-cowboy-in-from-the-range-and-cleaned-up-for-the-Cattlemens'-Bar look, too. You've ruined all my hopes, I tell you; ruined them!
from purpleworm :
Glad you guys enjoyed it. Feel free to tell us about it in detail sometime **wink wink nudge nudge** :D
from beetilda :
Rhonda-Fae it is! Ewwww, they have a site on poo-rating? Some things 'tis true, ignorance is bliss!
from beetilda :
Your name---drumroll---is Rhonda Wilkens! I channeled it last night. Now remember, you are always free to tell me "No, that's not right, its X". I know Rhonda isn't really deep down Park-y but we do also have an Alicia (but you have to reeealllly drag it out!) I love your diary. It's just wonderful. If I were a dyke, I'd totally be hot for you. Can you tell that I am getting drunk?! Anyway, keep up the good work. I LOOVE the entries where you use a lot of Ozzie slang.
from poolagirl :
It makes perfect sense that the most difficult rose to pick and handle would be your favorite. Yes, indeed. I agree with you 100% on that one. And good for you! I'm not much for roses, actually. I prefer alstroemeria, myself. No thorns and long-lasting.
from zencelt :
Hi there! You want a description, huh? A little "d" beside your name? Lemme explore, and a description there will be. Nice to meet you!
from tuckandsophi :
YES, Patchouli! YES! We want you to come be in the show too! You would make a lovely pirate with your natural patch! We will put an idea into poolagirl's ear. Of course, she's not very happy with us after we broke out of the back yard yesterday. It might take some time. Don't worry, though. She'll come around.
from poolagirl :
Hence, (no balking), ye shall be cast as Tinkerbell in the upcoming production of "Peter Pan." Nobody shall play the part in your stead. You have already proved your worthiness as a fairy. Rehearsals will begin in June, and you may take up residence in a lovely Jack in the Pulpit behind Miss Poola's house. We look forward to working with you. If you have any questions, you may contact me directly at the following address: Sir James Barrie, Neverland. Thank you again for your willingness to participate in this world-changing event.
from livingwreck :
I'm sure James "I Love Me Who Do You Love" Freud was just jealous he didn't think of it. A new singer for The Models...should've happened twenty years ago!! Out of mind out of sight....
from dangerspouse :
HA! Your "pee on her" note to me was so hilarious I had to go back and edit my entry to credit your evil genius. You've trumped me again!

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